🕹・game-discussion

[safe ibex]

im trying to find a sock

[heavy heron]

that’s actually very similar to my high score ghost deck gold stake run

the ONLY run where i’ve went endless

[heavy heron]

yup! or a brainstorm or.. something

[safe ibex]

im tryinggg

[ebon maple]

Do i sell mime for better bp chances?

[heavy heron]

your luckies better be giving you that $20

to give you a chance to roll

[safe ibex]

i have a nat negative oops, my luckies are rather lucky

[heavy heron]

no not at all

you need mime

[ebon maple]

Yeah but being an un common wont it be relatively easy to get it?

[heavy heron]

you can’t risk losing mime that’s so big for your score rn it’s your only other source for retriggers besides red seals

[heavy heron]

i just don’t know if you’d survive until then

[ebon maple]

I am quite ahead on the scoring the problem may be money to roll if i dont find a ribete

[wicked sequoia]

Here I was thinking "oh I'm dead"
Then I took another look at my jonklers

[ebon maple]

Cause then the gold cards wont give 12+ seals each

[heavy heron]

right now you’re baron bp steel (3 scoring), red seal, mime, bp (4 triggers) which is max effectiveness

if you sell mime you’re baron bp bp steel (4 scoring) and red seal (2 triggers)

that’s 12 scoring vs 8

[cloud sinew]

youll need to roll ~360 times on average to find a specific uncommon

[heavy heron]

that’s such a big score drop

[cloud sinew]

thats assuming you dont have any vouchers that mess up your pool too

[rugged bloom]

i wanna do naneinf

how should I do it

[ebon maple]

Dont actually but yeah its a lot

Will keep the mime

[vagrant wagon]

What is this run 😅

[ebon maple]

YEY

[heavy heron]

also if you have gold cards, i’m not sure you need rebate

[rugged bloom]

"White Stake Plasma Deck speedrun" aah setup

[vagrant wagon]

True

[ebon maple]

I dont know, ribete gives so much money and rn i have an empty slot but yeah, prolly not better than sixth

[gaunt sedge]

this is pure pain 😭

[heavy heron]

well i don’t know, i don’t go endless sorry

if you think rebate is the play do it!

[vestal copper]

planted

[heavy heron]

BRO WHY WONT IT SEND ok discord

[ebon maple]

Np

Worth it rn?

[heavy heron]

what’s your deck look like?

[heavy heron]

also you prob already are but make sure 2 blueprints are copying baron for scoring, then mime for gold

[ebon maple]

I am scared of plant though

[turbid nova]

Yeah I wouldn’t take it

[safe ibex]

idol didnt hit

[turbid nova]

You have enough kings

[heavy heron]

god thing you got your boy luchador

[ebon maple]

Why cant i get thr reroll voucher

[safe ibex]

(it says high score bc my naneinf cleared my old one)

[ebon maple]

Fancy luchador too

[safe ibex]

oh well! for a gold stake run, that was good!

WKU1SMXL

[ebon maple]

Sad

[heavy heron]

i think the only consideration for DNA is

[ebon maple]

Thanks❤️

[heavy heron]

getting more kings in hand, over your hand size limit

but

[ebon maple]

Starting to get the red seel steel copied

[heavy heron]

i think it’s too early for that

so no DNA

[ebon maple]

Lets keep lucha

[heavy heron]

as long as it isn’t too early, this is smart

[ebon maple]

Thanks guys❤️❤️

[heavy heron]

DAMN

[heavy heron]

idol missing on ante 15 is funny

[barren wigeon]

bro its ante 15 why arent you fixed

[calm furnace]

on this earth there are certain human beings that will look you straight in the eye and tell you FT is a bad joker 😩

[barren wigeon]

its not bad

[rugged bloom]

it's not bad

it's a decent scaling joker

[barren wigeon]

theres definitely better scaling mult out there ESPECIALLY for gold stake

but its not bad

[calm furnace]

roffle aside ive seen a lot of FT slander

its genuinely a great joker

[compact elm]

People who slander any jokers don't actually play gold stake

[calm furnace]

i would have lost that run if its not for FT

[turbid nova]

What I like about it is that it scales even before you get it

[compact elm]

Sometimes that "bad" joker could save your ass

[calm furnace]

thats its strength

[vestal copper]

ft is goated

[vagrant wagon]

I hate the plant man

[calm furnace]

you dont always find a flat mult joker early game

and sometimes you only find that mult joker at ante 5-6

F tier opinion

[compact elm]

You know the run's good when you get grimbo and square joker early

[calm furnace]

applies to many jokers

[turbid nova]

How did you generate that many tarots

[calm furnace]

purple seals and solid econ

[turbid nova]

I see

[vestal copper]

fteller on vaga build could be so insane

[calm furnace]

and i picked 2 perishble drunkards to generate more tarots

[turbid nova]

I can confirm it goes crazy

[calm furnace]

had 0 proper source of mult until ante 5

[turbid nova]

Love when I get emperor and it generates a fool

[calm furnace]

i picked up both FT and red card, FT was already at like +14 so i sold red card and focused on scaling FT

because i didnt wanna skip packs to scale hologram

FT, red card and Jj are the only flat mult scales you can pickup mid late game and use

[turbid nova]

Erosion also if you thin your deck

[calm furnace]

there is no flat mult joker that is superior late game what are you talking about

[calm furnace]

ah yeah that too

[turbid nova]

But I guess in your case with hologram it’s not good

[calm furnace]

what will pants or groker do at ante 5?

[ebon maple]

Ggs

[calm furnace]

wiat there is also supernova which is also godlike

[calm furnace]

it can work with hologram but it takes a lot of econ and luck

[rugged bloom]

Guys is this a winnable lineup?

[barren wigeon]

4 hands, 3 rounds, 5 antes

[cold dust]

yeah if you sell them all

[barren wigeon]

4 x 3 x 5 is about 60

for green joker

[calm furnace]

there is 3 antes after ante 5

[turbid nova]

Canio and Trib anti synergy 🙁

[barren wigeon]

yes

[calm furnace]

and you start with 0 mult

[barren wigeon]

so ante 5 you'll have around 60 mult give or take

[calm furnace]

thats assuming you had them early game

[barren wigeon]

oh if you GET it ante 5

[calm furnace]

im talking about finding groker or pants at ante 5

they are next to useless

[barren wigeon]

find pants ante 5, it'll be 2 x 3 x 4 x 3 which is 90 mult give or take

[rugged bloom]

imagine if scaling xmult jokers started at x0

[calm furnace]

?

[turbid nova]

lol

Yorick = insta lose

[calm furnace]

xmult needs flat mult to work unless you had planets

and flat mult does nothing on plasma

[rugged bloom]

damn 50 dollar temperance that's crazy

[ancient gyro]

you missed a few retroactive scalers

[calm furnace]

nova and?

[shell dagger]

Boots

[calm furnace]

we dont talk about boots in this house

[barren wigeon]

also youd need some TERRIBLE luck if you dont have a SINGLE scaling mult joker before ante 5.

or bad money management

[turbid nova]

No rerolls :(

[calm furnace]

not really

[barren wigeon]

yes really

[calm furnace]

you dont control what you get

[barren wigeon]

thats 15 shops

not counting rerolls

to find a single scaling mult joker

when the majority are commons

that is bad money management

[calm furnace]

its like what 10 scaling mult jokers out of 150

[turbid nova]

Are there really so little

[calm furnace]

scaling? ye

FT, bus, groker, boots, erosion, pants, red card, dagger

nova

what else

[barren wigeon]

I think theres more, but if thats the case, you gotta factor in commons already in your joker slots and commons having a higher chance to appear, and packs with multiple jokers

[cloud sinew]

swash

[calm furnace]

and almost half of them is uncommon

[turbid nova]

Flashcard

[calm furnace]

so its 10 scaling mult

jokers

ah wait

abstract is "scaling"

[turbid nova]

Swash is debatable

[cloud sinew]

its 11

[calm furnace]

technichally

[cloud sinew]

not really

it's a scaling +mult joker

[ancient gyro]

swash has scaling options

[barren wigeon]

egg + gift card

[cloud sinew]

its abstract with more options

[ancient gyro]

and isnt static

[turbid nova]

I’ve had it with gift card yes

[safe ibex]

gold stake and bad shops

[calm furnace]

so 11/150

almost half of them are not even common lol

[ancient gyro]

sorry what are we talking about

[turbid nova]

Abstract with anaglyph 10 negative skips

[calm furnace]

about not finding scaling mult before ante 5

[safe ibex]

i had ~40% of my deck fixed by this point

[ancient gyro]

and I need scaling mult by that point why?

[cloud sinew]

not finding scaling mult before ante 5 is fine

you were running straights

[ancient gyro]

I can understand switching for a more unconditional requirement

[calm furnace]

because you sometimes need mult?

[shell dagger]

originally wasn’t it about fortune teller apparently not being bad

[safe ibex]

trust me i was TRYING it was like my main priority (besides finding a sock)

[safe ibex]

fortune teller is fine and can be quite good but its very difficult and usually not worth the effort

[cloud sinew]

you showed FT at +56 but didnt show straight levels

[calm furnace]

i didnt play straights since i picked up FT

[shell dagger]

it’s too slow early hence bad

[calm furnace]

i bloated my deck

[cloud sinew]

you had a negative shortcut and two poly runners

[safe ibex]

it has syngeries that make it scale, its not inherently a scaling joker

[calm furnace]

i picked that last shop

[safe ibex]

it needs other jokers to make it scale

[cloud sinew]

all 3 of them?

[cloud sinew]

it is inherently a scaling joker

[cloud sinew]

yeah...? same with dagger 😭

[calm furnace]

runner was scaled enough by ante 4

[cloud sinew]

its still scaling

[shell dagger]

fortune teller needs other tarots to make it scale, not a scaling joker

[safe ibex]

*specific jokers

[ancient gyro]

oh fantastic another strawman argument

[cloud sinew]

no it doesnt lol

[ancient gyro]

im playing black deck

[safe ibex]

okay is abstract scaling
bc we might have different definitions here

[cloud sinew]

swash is scaling without gift and egg the same way that abstract is scaling

[calm furnace]

dagger needs specific jokers?

[cloud sinew]

well yes

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[turbid nova]

I guess

[calm furnace]

abstract is technichally scaling

[safe ibex]

yea we have different definitions

[heavy heron]

baron stopping by to say hi

[cloud sinew]

your definition is a certain kind of scaling, where there isnt a ceiling of sorts

[ancient gyro]

preferably not eternal or odd numbers above 2 bucks

[calm furnace]

if the joker value can increase = scaling

[safe ibex]

yeah

which might be a bad definition but its how i view it

[cloud sinew]

which means youre not describing scaling as a whole, youre describing a type of scaling

[barren wigeon]

theres technically no ceiling for sbuckler or abstract

[safe ibex]

TECHNICALLY

[barren wigeon]

yes technically

[safe ibex]

yea ok thats fair

[shell dagger]

naneinf 🤓

[barren wigeon]

well, not even technically

[safe ibex]

i mean "scaling" how its most commonly used

[barren wigeon]

there is no ceiling

[safe ibex]

that doesnt mean its likely to happen

[cloud sinew]

yes there is

[safe ibex]

kind of the definition of technically

[safe ibex]

negatives

[cloud sinew]

there's a ceiling because of floating point precision loss

[heavy heron]

my baron scales w how many steel kings i have 😲

[safe ibex]

ok now we're getting into edgecases

[cloud sinew]

eventually even adding 50 or 100 or 4000 won't change the value because of rounding

[sour tiger]

Worst run ever omg

[safe ibex]

but yea thats fair

[willow frost]

we're already talking about "technically" its fair lol

[safe ibex]

i already capitulated that its fair!

[willow frost]

i was too slow rip

[safe ibex]

tried to send a reaction gif and the server wouldnt let me

explodes

[willow frost]

are gifs banned again

[calm furnace]

they always been banned no

[willow frost]

gah damn

[safe ibex]

yea i think theyve always been banned

[willow frost]

i remember them not being banned at one point but idk maybe that was a dream

[sour tiger]

Actually I dont think it was the worst run I just got horrible luck as I was building for Bull

[calm furnace]

you can manually post gifs

just not from tenor

[heavy heron]

you can send a gif as long as it doesn’t end in . gif

[cloud sinew]

they havent always been banned

[sour tiger]

Stuntman came in early about the time I had a must play five cards boss

[cloud sinew]

tenor isnt the issue, it's if a message contains . gif

[heavy heron]

i’ve had the most boring ass runs recently

but i guess if you wanna win you win… whatever…

[sour tiger]

Boring???

Damn

[heavy heron]

look at my build

LOOLLLL

[calm furnace]

spaceman and boring

[vestal copper]

at least its not photochad

[calm furnace]

wth

[shell dagger]

5oak and boring

[heavy heron]

OK NOOYOURE EIGHT

SPACEMAN FUN

YOURE RIGHT

but everything else

ehhhh

[heavy heron]

true

that is true!

[calm furnace]

JJ is peak

[sour tiger]

I jsut had the most boring run of my life

[ancient gyro]

call me crazy

[willow frost]

flash card cannot be boring

[sour tiger]

No cards to do anything

[heavy heron]

on plasma yea

[cloud sinew]

no

[heavy heron]

i will say flash card does get fun once you ramp it a bit

it’s satisfying

[calm furnace]

plasma is boring

[ancient gyro]

lol

[willow frost]

yeah

[calm furnace]

whats crazy here

[vestal copper]

jj peaks with glut but meh

[heavy heron]

true

[ancient gyro]

plasma++ however

[calm furnace]

chips already sorted

[vestal copper]

true

[calm furnace]

whats plasma++

[shell dagger]

c++ only on plasma deck

[heavy heron]

aj runs

like whatever yknow

aj bp auto win

[calm furnace]

watching paint dry is more fun

[sour tiger]

😭

[shell dagger]

i found it more fun than red ++

you get interesting builds when you only have a few scoring jokers

[vestal copper]

what is red ++

getting c++ all on red deck?

[heavy heron]

red deck c++?

possibly

[barren wigeon]

lets use common sense here

[shell dagger]

yes

[vestal copper]

i did

[barren wigeon]

if plasma++ is plasma deck c++, what do you think red++ is

[rugged bloom]

You should always get the dice so that you can have more odds of drawing a rare joker

[calm furnace]

uncommon sense>>>>

[ancient gyro]

and pairs isnt meta technically

[heavy heron]

i’ve only really had one really fun run recently

[calm furnace]

c++ with every run using red card

[vestal copper]

i knew it i just wanted to clarify

[sour tiger]

god damn it

[heavy heron]

vagabond

[heavy heron]

YESSSSSS

67 67 67 67

[vestal copper]

💀

[rugged bloom]

Isn't that the bread and butter of gold stake balatro?

[barren wigeon]

Instead its TWO PAIRS

or high card

[ancient gyro]

not on plasma

[vestal copper]

flush houses are the meta

trust

[weak relic]

9 more to go

[heavy heron]

most fun run i had recently

[rugged bloom]

plasma deck gold stake just works different

[heavy heron]

vagabond prob my favorite fun joker

you can do whatever you want

[light brook]

oops all polychrome

[sour tiger]

Time for the most boring run ever

[vestal copper]

i see vaga i say fun

[heavy heron]

don’t tell odd todd

[vestal copper]

flushslop

[heavy heron]

AY AYYYY I LIKE TRIBE

[barren wigeon]

the tribe sucks

[heavy heron]

not biased at all that i just find flushes fun

[light brook]

yay flushslop!

[heavy heron]

it does suck that’s why i love it

[rugged bloom]

That's what the sewage facilities get from your toilets

[vestal copper]

true

[heavy heron]

i’m ngl how would you even fix tribe

3x too much

2x can feel low

[barren wigeon]

make flushes better

[heavy heron]

2.5??

[light brook]

2.5

[heavy heron]

well still 2x still feels low

[vestal copper]

the duo giving the same as the tribe is stupid

[heavy heron]

my tribe is a ramen that doesn’t decay

[fringe nebula]

I don't understand high stake plasma this is genuinely a different game

[heavy heron]

and it’s a RARE like ok

[barren wigeon]

you just gotta look inside

[heavy heron]

spam ‘em chips!!! and somehow pivot… (and probably fail to)

[vestal copper]

couldve been a bp!

[rugged bloom]

2.4495

[heavy heron]

now you’re onto something

[rugged bloom]

(Geometric Mean of 2 and 3)

[heavy heron]

fascinating

[barren wigeon]

when you look inside, you'll solve plasma deck

[willow frost]

Xe mult

[weak relic]

C++ grinding getting more and more boring

[heavy heron]

it should be

2.718x

because that’s e

[willow frost]

yeah

[light brook]

3.14x

[heavy heron]

lmfao yeah

[heavy heron]

pi tribe

pibe

[light brook]

pibe

[rugged bloom]

that one deck from Cryptid

[heavy heron]

FUCK

[fringe nebula]

i know, but it's sooo unstable

[light brook]

same brain wavelength

[heavy heron]

FRR

[barren wigeon]

what if there was a pi joker that fluctuates in xmults that are the digits of pi

like misprint but pi

[willow frost]

you got it first for me dw lol

[willow frost]

oh shi

[heavy heron]

it is unstable true..

[barren wigeon]

wait, is 0 in pi?

[willow frost]

thats just random xmult actually thats not as cool as i thought lol

[barren wigeon]

because that'd be really funny

[willow frost]

yeah

[barren wigeon]

No, itd go in order

[lunar zealot]

Every possible sequence of numbers to ever exist is in pi

[heavy heron]

how many digits you guys memorized of pi

[rugged bloom]

Me just about to get C++ with my Gros Michel and Invisible Joker but that goddamn pi Joker rolls me a x0

[zinc willow]

Happy Valentines day yall. This is my Valentines day build
Ignore the negative jimbo...

[heavy heron]

3.1415…

that’s it

[barren wigeon]

9265354

[heavy heron]

and i don’t even know if that’s correct

[barren wigeon]

thats all I got

[willow frost]

so what youd have to time your game actions to the perfect values for maximum xmult

fire

[barren wigeon]

yes

exactly

[rugged bloom]

3.1415926535879323

[heavy heron]

holy

i see you

[lunar zealot]

it's at the 32nd decimal place

[light brook]

looks inside
”valentines day build”

[cold dust]

There was a song that I knew that had them
3.14259265358979(3?)2384626233 or something

[heavy heron]

pi expert

[rugged bloom]

ASAPScience

I used to be able to recite 30 digits

But I forgor

[heavy heron]

that’s impressive

[fringe nebula]

someone should do a wild cald build for valentine
use the lovers more

[rugged bloom]

My brain now holds useless information

Like Python syntax

and HTML code

[willow frost]

i only remember this and then 68 after it lol

[heavy heron]

i can’t even remember the basic chip and mult of a hand! ha!

no that’d be embarrassing

if that were true

[rugged bloom]

Smallant knows the digits of pi till you get to 69

[willow frost]

its 84 fuck

[zinc willow]

Im running a Full House build.... idea know what to do with it

[heavy heron]

survive

[lunar zealot]

1. don't

[zinc willow]

Lll

Lol

[heavy heron]

somehow… survive…

that’s your goal

[light brook]

fight for scraps

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[rugged bloom]

Flush the house

[heavy heron]

full house moment

[cold dust]

pause the game and hit the funny little "new run" button

[willow frost]

start housing yourself

[heavy heron]

why is full house earth

like

[willow frost]

cos it full of houses 💯

[heavy heron]

why is our planet represented by full house

[light brook]

earth is full of houses

[heavy heron]

AHHHHH

[cold dust]

we live in a full house do we not?

[rugged bloom]

crazy that i just figured out there's no jokers for full houses

[lunar zealot]

Becausewe are full ouf fhoud

[heavy heron]

YOU GOT IT

[willow frost]

fire

[zinc willow]

I knew the run was doomed when my neg skip gave me jimbo on ante 6

[rugged bloom]

because earth tastes better than house

[heavy heron]

so why is…. flush jupiter…

[willow frost]

perfect delivery

[fringe nebula]

because it's shit

[heavy heron]

is it because i get all gassy when i play flushes

sorry what

[lunar zealot]

Because orang

[light brook]

“Becausewe are full ouf fhoud” 🔥 🗣️

[heavy heron]

stoppejfjwpfiehdi that’s the best answer yet

[cold dust]

must've been the wind....

[heavy heron]

because orange

[barren wigeon]

or high card

[lunar zealot]

WE ARE FULL OF HOUSE

[heavy heron]

FUCK OFF

[lunar zealot]

WE CARRY THE HOUSE

[willow frost]

hold up, her writing is this fire?

[patent sail]

what the fuck are you guys doing

[zinc willow]

Did I go to school with you? Thats somthing my friends always said when I flubbed a pitch in kickball 😂 😂 😂

[light brook]

jupiter-gas giant-gas-toilet-flush

[willow frost]

nah everyone says that now lol

[barren wigeon]

mmm giant gas

[heavy heron]

gas jupiter toilet flash gas toilet flushes

[rugged bloom]

guys: gifted power
doing: pure effort

[lunar zealot]

Out

[barren wigeon]

I guess

[zinc willow]

Im maxing out at 26 mil so.... im doomed

[heavy heron]

is this me when i find a vagabond

[light brook]

why is mars 4oak then

[barren wigeon]

hot

[patent sail]

what could that POSSIBLY mean

[barren wigeon]

4oak is hot

[lunar zealot]

planet number 4

[heavy heron]

we’re talking about why earth represents full houses, out of all hand types

best answer: because earth is shit

[light brook]

this one is the reason

[patent sail]

because both suck ass thats why

[barren wigeon]

then why is Venus 3oak

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[rugged bloom]

because earth tastes better than house

[heavy heron]

second best answer was that we’re full of houses

[patent sail]

venus has 3 letters in the name

[light brook]

planet number 2

[lunar zealot]

Because planet number twee

[patent sail]

source: localthunk told me

[light brook]

2 and 3 are both numbers

[heavy heron]

balatro made me learn all the planets of the solar system and pluto is my favorite

[rose jolt]

Eternal photo cooking up absolutely nothing

[barren wigeon]

is this how it feels being stupid

[heavy heron]

i believe you

[cold dust]

got some bad news for you

[heavy heron]

is two pair 4 letters then

[light brook]

yeah duh

[barren wigeon]

this is entirely on you for taking eternal photo

you deserve this

[nimble vault]

Monumental loss

[heavy heron]

what? that planet x is the coolest planet in our solar system?

or eris

[patent sail]

im new where is planet X

[heavy heron]

i can’t find eris

[rose jolt]

Beginning of the run was horrible I had to

[lunar zealot]

hycybh

[light brook]

it’s an out of bounds easter egg

[patent sail]

its there tho

[thick tangle]

you need to play 5oak first

[heavy heron]

i’m new to this education stuff sorry

[rose jolt]

Then of course I get the e potential jokers with eternal photo in there

[patent sail]

top left corner

[heavy heron]

OH SNAP

YOURE RIGJT

[barren wigeon]

also you took eternal baron

you deserve to lose

[cold dust]

this was made 2023 B.B (before balala). You're looking for a map made from 1-3 A.B

[lunar zealot]

Just go next

[barren wigeon]

i hope you lose

[lunar zealot]

endless doesn't mean much really

[heavy heron]

where’s ceres

[ashen mauve]

Nooooo I can’t take my boy! Natural negative of my favorite joker and can’t even take it😂

[mortal dock]

Guess what I got

[patent sail]

sorry i only have 1 oak in my backyard, do i need to grow more?

[lunar zealot]

Plus a gold stake endless run is better than a blue stake endless run

[heavy heron]

don’t worry, oak wood is easy to grow

[barren wigeon]

why not

[cold dust]

answer your texts

[heavy heron]

just plant tree saplings

[light brook]

why not dawg just take it

[rose jolt]

My God

My run but good

[ashen mauve]

I’d have to sell 2 jokers to be able to buy it. I had a negative tag hit an invisible so I’m over the joker cap lol

[rose jolt]

Wait what

Did you have a negative invisible or something

[barren wigeon]

wait could I SPECIFICALLY or is it possible

[heavy heron]

what’s naneinf is that a new joker

[cold dust]

yea

[barren wigeon]

because I couldn't but its possible

[sullen aspen]

I cant naninf with 8 jokers slots

[ashen mauve]

Yeah negative tag hit an invisible

[heavy heron]

1.1???

[light brook]

just take it bro it’s negative duh

[heavy heron]

new joker that adds naneinf to your score

in 1.1 update

[tough swift]

its more of a theoretical

[heavy heron]

i talked to localthubk he confirmed it

[sour tiger]

will the death card turn the 9 to a queen

[mortal dock]

Eh

[barren wigeon]

oh yeah its possible

[sour tiger]

I forgot how death works

[heavy heron]

it will actually turn both into spades

because the world wants it to happen

[barren wigeon]

wait actually

[cold dust]

hey ive seen you before

[barren wigeon]

no yeah

[cold dust]

hello

[barren wigeon]

wait

maybe not

[lunar zealot]

Fundamentally speaking no

[barren wigeon]

maybe

[light brook]

depends on the position of the nine but yeah in this position it would turn the 9 into the queen

[barren wigeon]

probably

kinda

[willow frost]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

like just on principle you can't

[tardy spade]

you can theoretically naneinf on jokerless

[lunar zealot]

if by that you mean sell every joker when you're in the boss blind

[barren wigeon]

because I was thinking stuntman glitch but you need a lot of ankhs and steel jokers which may not be possible with only 3 jokers

[mortal dock]

Boop @cold dust

[willow frost]

how

[tardy spade]

what's stuntman glitch?

[heavy heron]

oh wait was that a serious question i feel bad now

[cold dust]

hello!!!!

[heavy heron]

me over here talking about spades and worlds

[willow frost]

ankh stuntman and sell one of them to get 2 cards from your deck

[barren wigeon]

sell stuntman in the blind, you regain your hand size. If you get another stuntman, you keep that handsize

You can probably see where this is going

[tardy spade]

emperor -> fool (-> emperor) + high priestess (-> pluto) repeat 2e308 times getting absolute perfect luck with the tarots

[willow frost]

oh

i guess you could just find one of those seeds that gives infinite money as well

[tardy spade]

this feels like a second bean bug

[barren wigeon]

Kinda is

[willow frost]

yeah but much worse lol

[heavy heron]

WELL.. THIS MIGHT BE A STRETCH..

[barren wigeon]

Except you can do stuntman bug theoretically infinite times

[tardy spade]

does the same thing happen with bean, where you'd lose hand size

[barren wigeon]

Your only limit is your number of ankhs

[heavy heron]

you can naneinf w flushes just take e308 jupiters

[tough swift]

wait how?

[tardy spade]

this

[willow frost]

and the number of cards you need to have in the first place, which makes it kind of a bad way to naneinf

[tardy spade]

they said perfect seed

[heavy heron]

you can live the rest of your life repeating the cycle of emperor fools and priestesses and even if your luck is perfect you’d be dead before using e308 plutos

do you know how many planets that is

your fingers would fall off

[barren wigeon]

yes, bean gets disabled, but you keep the handsize, so when its reenabled you get + whatever handsize the bean is

[willow frost]

wait isnt there a precision glitch thing that makes incremental addition not work after a while

[barren wigeon]

or something like that

[heavy heron]

like if you lined up e308 plutos in the game and all you had to do was click use on all of them, you still wouldn’t be able to use all of them before you’re dead

LOOLLLL

[heavy heron]

me when i decide to go pairs and realize i am betraying flushes

[willow frost]

before youre dead is an understatement but yeah i guess

[heavy heron]

OK BEFORE THE END OF TIME

[tardy spade]

you could create a macro

[heavy heron]

yea.. true..

[sacred maple]

Quick I need help. I am about to deal with verdant leaf and I need to know if ceremonial dagger works to trigger verdant leaf's requirement.

[tardy spade]

no

[sacred maple]

Damn it

[tardy spade]

but you may be able to survive without selling a joker if none of your score is coming from your cards

[heavy heron]

let’s say it takes 2 seconds to use a single pluto

yeah it’s not happening

macro or not

[tardy spade]

chatgpt spotted

[heavy heron]

chatgpt spotted

[tardy spade]

but honestly that sounds about right

[tough swift]

maybe with straight flush? we are already assuming insane luck so why not?

[white anvil]

What

[heavy heron]

now you’re onto something

[sacred maple]

Nah I gotta somewhat rely on cards. Mults are no issue but I gotta have some chips so that the score per hand is high enough.

[heavy heron]

(no)

[heavy heron]

did you close and reopen the game

mid pack

[patent sail]

beat the shop boss

[heavy heron]

you know what’s funny you can cheat w that glitch

[tardy spade]

what about with one of those qol mods which let you use all e308 planets together

[white anvil]

Yeah

[heavy heron]

because you’ll enter the next blind

with that hand

[heavy heron]

you see right now

so lowkey bro cheating

[shell dagger]

you’d only need e307 plutos

the chips

[tough swift]

maybe even less with plasma deck

[tardy spade]

or if you're on plasma you'd only need the square root of that many

[shell dagger]

e154 on plasma

[tough swift]

ok chat brb

[heavy heron]

still be dead

and earth would explode

long before you use that many planets

[shell dagger]

ik

[sour tiger]

I fucked up the run

[heavy heron]

oh come on meg?

meg!! you flopped like a fish!

no you did good don’t worry

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[heavy heron]

you shall go again and learneth

[sour tiger]

I forgot that playing a flush meant all cards had to be different to be counted as a flush and accidentally played a 4 of a kind

[heavy heron]

it seems hu tao has made a mistake

[heavy heron]

and no not all cards have to be different!

you can have 3 copies of a card

and it still counts as a flush

[sour tiger]

I had level 10 flush and lvl 1 4 oak

[heavy heron]

because 4oak is higher than flush

but flush is higher than 3oak

so flush works even w 3 copies of a card, but not 4 copies

[sour tiger]

I had level 10 flush though

[heavy heron]

yeahhhh

[sour tiger]

and level 1 4 oak

[heavy heron]

so it was a mistake, don’t worry

[sacred maple]

I completely ruined it. Forgot to put ceremonial dagger to the right before starting the finisher blind and it took a polychrome away.

[heavy heron]

you go again! you learned something

[heavy heron]

DAMN

[sacred maple]

I was 5k away from winning.

[vestal copper]

dagger loves trolling

[heavy heron]

UNLUCKY

[vestal copper]

you gotta lock tf in when you have it in your slots

[sour tiger]

lol no ive got a mario party tourney to attend in about 17 minutes

[heavy heron]

that sounds so fun wtf

good luck

can i watch it somewhere

[sour tiger]

with all 16 of my friends

[heavy heron]

i see

[sour tiger]

no

[heavy heron]

go win for the balatro server

you got this

i have this random ass old screenshot

i think i was malding that i somehow still didn’t find a pluto

LOOLLLL

8 of 9 planets on the screen

[serene forge]

lesbians

[heavy heron]

yea

[vestal copper]

yeah

[latent ravine]

quick question, i have a flush five build going (all diamond kings), where would be the best place for the blueprint?

i never got this far and dont know what im doing

[tardy spade]

triboulet probably

[serene forge]

awa

[tardy spade]

but can you show your deck?

[heavy heron]

do you have red seals?

[latent ravine]

bearly

[tardy spade]

it's trib

[heavy heron]

okay assuming you’re playing a hand with no red seals

then it’s…

[tardy spade]

or actually I think it's equal

[tardy spade]

but with the hanging chad trib might just have the edge

[heavy heron]

chad makes it confusing

[atomic trout]

Jack, Road Hit

[latent ravine]

i have some glass cards in hand right now

if that makes a differance

[tardy spade]

with copying the trib it's 3 xmult triggers

glass gives a potential extra xmult trigger

[calm furnace]

5 discards and could only get 1 single 2 pair hand

i hate this game

[tardy spade]

each card triggers once, then again by sock

[heavy heron]

it’s equal because if you copy trib it’s 2x 2x 2x (again!) 2x 2x 2x per card

6 x 5 =30

but if you copy sock it’s

2x 2x (again!) 2x 2x (again!) 2x 2x which is still

6x5 =30

[tardy spade]

and the first one triggers twice more from chad

[heavy heron]

but SOLELY because of chad

[strange abyss]

New boss blind
The coin: Score 10x the amount of cash at the start of the ante

[heavy heron]

it’s better to copy trib

so with no glass or red seal

it’s trib copy

[tardy spade]

and with glass?

[heavy heron]

oh boy

lemme think

[leaden dragon]

heya chat :)

[heavy heron]

if we copy trib, it’s glass, trib, trib trib…. … and repeat that once so 8 per card which is 40 total

if we copy sock it’s… glass trib trib…. repeat that twice which is 9 per card meaning 45 total

so copy sock

with glass

[heavy heron]

hello :)

[latent ravine]

ok, ill see

[maiden lily]

Always check standard packs bro

[tardy spade]

so how many glass cards do there need to be in hand before copying sock is better?

[heavy heron]

UGH

lemme think..

[tardy spade]

assuming you copy one glass with chad

[heavy heron]

i think it needs to be

3 glass

or.. 2?

no 3 i think

chad makes it so much more confusing

[latent ravine]

ok, i say just fuck it we ball, and whatever works, works

[heavy heron]

because you need to do individual calculations for the first card and then add it to the rest

[heavy heron]

FR

[leaden dragon]

2 tbh

[heavy heron]

but i think its 3

2 probably because of chad?

it’s 2 or 3 for sure

[tardy spade]

what about with red seals?

[heavy heron]

then trib

because that in itself is an extra layer of retriggers

trib

[tardy spade]

what about in the case of a bloodstone?

[heavy heron]

oh then you die

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[heavy heron]

can i see your latest recorded or captured bloodstone run

[old flax]

ofc in the challange

[iron vigil]

just beat bram poker

twas a fun run

0 rerolls is crazy

[latent ravine]

i got past ante 16, im content

[ancient gyro]

lol

[rose wolf]

proud to be in this run

[ancient gyro]

they say antisynergy is the best synergy

[rose wolf]

one day i wanna get a run with eternal madness and a bunch of ankhs

[midnight talon]

[ancient gyro]

meh that's not creative enough

[rose wolf]

it sounds fun

[rose wolf]

that's fair but i think it would be fun

[tough swift]

what if you could get a soul card in your consumable slot and then you duplicate it with perkeo

[ancient gyro]

don't think there would be much of a hurdle to get past

[ancient gyro]

but you can't :)

[rose wolf]

honestly fair

[ancient gyro]

this one had some initial setup to work with which was prob more interesting

[rose wolf]

but i like getting runs that you'd just never expect to happen, like this one run i got with 3 eternal polychrome stencils

i see your point though

[pale wolf]

balatro

[rose wolf]

i agree

[ancient gyro]

terraria

[brittle umbra]

Can someone explain me this one please ?

[pale wolf]

Where's the Terraria mod for balatro/vice versa

[rose wolf]

undertale

[pale wolf]

wheres the collab

:c

[turbid nova]

Works for flush hands

[ancient gyro]

they're going through a list of roguelikes just wait in line

[turbid nova]

And any joker that are suit specific

But all boss blinds that debuff suits debuff them

Most people agree it’s the worst enhancement

[ancient gyro]

2 year old debate

[vestal copper]

wild cards are mid that is true

[honest dawn]

I'm proud that I use more straight flush than full house.

[rose wolf]

i had a dream once where i was in this balatro class in school for some reason and we were learning about these "new" secret hands, because apparently they added new secret hands to balatro in the dream

[honest dawn]

There's a hand that's a straight flush, but from ace to 5

[brittle umbra]

Can you explain like I'm 3 tho

For a friend

[honest dawn]

So it would be like royal straight flush

[turbid nova]

Say you have 4 spades and 1 diamond in hand
If you apply the wild card enhancement to the diamond, you can make a flush with those 5 cards

[brittle umbra]

Ooooh so that's much better than I thought, thanks 👍

[ancient gyro]

well

it's one of the last enhancements I seek out for

[turbid nova]

I usually apply it to my least abundant suit to make easier flushes

[fathom pagoda]

No it's still pretty bad in a lot of cases. You know those bosses that debuff cards of specific suits? Wild cards get debuffed by all four of those bosses.

[turbid nova]

Or when I have ancient joker it’s great bc it’s boosted every time

[placid cave]

here comes the airplane

[jolly zephyr]

bullatro (me after 100 hours playtime)

[ancient gyro]

i apply it to the most abundant numbered suit for aj

[turbid nova]

If it’s your most abundant suit why put wild on it

[ancient gyro]

wild cards are better placed on flooded suits because it evens out the distribution between the most and least abundant suits when you draw cards out

[compact elm]

C++ got me playing like this

[ancient gyro]

better for not missing a specific suit

for example if you have 1 diamond in your deck

and 51 clubs

what would you rather put wilds on

mathematically speaking

[turbid nova]

I wouldn’t use wilds in that case but the diamond I guess

[ancient gyro]

😐

[fathom pagoda]

Probably a bad example because if that's your deck, you're not getting Ancient value in most rounds.

I do agree otherwise, balance the suits for Ancient.

[woven spire]

a lil bit of this a lil bit of that

[turbid nova]

I mean I’m not gonna pick up ancient joker if my deck is all one color

Does nothing 1/4th of the time

[fathom pagoda]

Yeah that's why I said it was a bad example

[bronze maple]

dang okay
bro jusy saved my run
-# I needed a card to sell for the leaf

[turbid nova]

I like it because it’s good with no deckfixing needed

[worn oasis]

i think I lose if i take brainstrom here?

[bronze maple]

what are square and flash card at

[fringe nebula]

well hello there you beautiful thing

[worn oasis]

+6 and +32 LOL

this is a struggle run

[turbid nova]

Half joker gotta go

[worn oasis]

i lose instantly if i get rid of it

[compact elm]

Ain't making it without half

[turbid nova]

Nvm flash card

[fringe nebula]

how about selling burg

[worn oasis]

i thought about that

[turbid nova]

Brain storm can copy it

+6 hands

[worn oasis]

thats the thing

[bronze maple]

gives good econ

[worn oasis]

means more scaling and more money

yeah :/

[bronze maple]

yeah id sell flash card

[turbid nova]

Play pairs and 3oak

[worn oasis]

i think so too but ill need to find some sort of scaling mult

[leaden dragon]

chat

[worn oasis]

fast

[leaden dragon]

hear me out

[bronze maple]

brainstorm on half joker should tie you over

and you'll have 11 hands

[turbid nova]

Copy burglar before you select the blind and then move half to the left

[worn oasis]

okay chat am i a gambling man today

[leaden dragon]

reddit joker

[finite wing]

good start

[worn oasis]

yeah yeah

[bronze maple]

dang okay

[worn oasis]

i dont think theres any good legendaries for me rn

sad

[bronze maple]

canio

[leaden dragon]

he has a chance to give either 6 or 9 mult if your hand contains a 6 or a 9 (get it? because haha 69)

[finite wing]

no way

[ancient gyro]

i probably should've said like 4 of each other suit with spades as the most inflated suit. just wanted to highlight whether most inflated suits or least inflated suits is best to put wild enhancements for aj

[fringe nebula]

chat I'm starting to understand plasma deck now

you just need to build big enough econ to reroll into xmult

[turbid nova]

Brainrot joker
x6.7 when hand contains a 6 and a 7

[turbid nova]

I won my first plasma game by sheer luck I didn’t play it well at all lol

I think it’s focus on chips early and then pivot to xmult

[fringe nebula]

i know

the transition is the biggest issue

which is why i said i just need big enough econ for reroll into xmult

[ancient gyro]

the example was more for number highlight, not a real 1:1 situation. doesnt pose a problem when wilds gets debuffed, brings less dense suits closer to suit equilibrium which is something aj prefers when playing towards it

probably should've said 6 spades and 4 of every other suit

[leaden dragon]

also

greedy joker

[turbid nova]

which one is that

[leaden dragon]

the more money you have, the bigger the mult

[turbid nova]

Oh it doesn’t exist

[fringe nebula]

boots

[leaden dragon]

damn it

[ripe oriole]

Naneinf glitchless, legendaryless retconless because the game is too easy at this point

[leaden dragon]

this would kill a victorian child

[ivory portal]

So is it bah lah tro

[ivory portal]

Or a ball a throw

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[ripe oriole]

Explaning the concept of atoms to a victorian child, telling him how many there are in the world, then say I've scored more than that lmao

[heavy heron]

the vampire midas 🤯 🤯 🤯

only legends speak of this combo

[stable swift]

Hello

[nocturne frost]

Game hits me with late game double soul I guess as retribution

[ancient gyro]

this entire build reeks of antisynergy goats

and bloodstuh

[heavy heron]

i mean yea what is green joker doing there

or in fact

what is bloodstone doing there

uh oh

[ancient gyro]

blods

[ivory portal]

Bruh

[long oracle]

Ok guys, I'm kind of freaking out lol.

I got a run that has the chance to go to nan e inf. Is it ok to share screenshots here?

[cloud sinew]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[ivory portal]

Ban this dude

[heavy heron]

@ ing everybody is crazy

[ivory portal]

Yrs

[ancient gyro]

amplifying my xmult

[ivory portal]

Pls show me ughhhh

Plsplsplspls

[open mortar]

the hell happened with the multiplier and stakes counter

[ivory portal]

I need to see it

[ripe oriole]

<@&1133519078540185692> free porn for you to watch, I'm sharing cuz I'm a cool guy

[heavy heron]

then what is bloodstone doing

[ancient gyro]

sticker

[sacred maple]

I see the vision. Good synergy with cloud nine.

[heavy heron]

oh

OK

[fringe nebula]

chat i won balatro

[ripe oriole]

Yeah idk why my mods are a bit bugged lol

[sour sleet]

Good game, I found the chosen one, for the chosen one has finally been chosen

[ivory portal]

Serpent ?

[leaden dragon]

John Balatro himself over here

[open mortar]

the 69th one

[long oracle]

I know I need serpent, but how many kings is right? What other vouchers do I need?

[nocturne frost]

"black deck gold stake is easy"

[open mortar]

i wish there was a voice chat to stream runs

[ancient gyro]

splash pot showed up in the same run too🥀

[brittle umbra]

Why can't I use my tarrot cards tho

[ripe oriole]

Also I don't get why some players struggle to win some runs, like just buy more jokers idk ??

[wintry ice]

why is your pfp trying not to laugh

[open mortar]

why do you have to sell everything for 1$

[cloud sinew]

you can always just stream to people in DMs. the reason there arent any VCs is because theyre much harder to moderate

[wintry ice]

you haven't selected cards to use it on

[open mortar]

understandable

[wintry ice]

mobile has drag and drop controls

[worn oasis]

pivoting to high card from pairs i have +150 on square rn i drop burger now?

[wintry ice]

what levels are your hands

[open mortar]

oh mb

[worn oasis]

pair and high card are both lvl 8

but telescop on high card

[ripe oriole]

What kind of question is that

[wintry ice]

i'd sell burglar then

[worn oasis]

😭

[brittle umbra]

How do I use my tarrot cards?

[wintry ice]

maybe you could sell half instead

because of burglar's synergy with blueprint actually

depends on how much you're scoring ig

[ivory portal]

What burglar do

[cyan briar]

Ante 4 btw

[wintry ice]

removes discards and adds +3 hands

can be copied by blueprint

[nocturne frost]

4 great gold seals acquired, damn, just chicot of the legendaries left, but vagabond and bull are also nice to get out of the way

[leaden dragon]

these mfs are NOT slick😭

[grim crane]

going sicko mode

[ebon maple]

I hate balatri

[sacred maple]

I need y'alls opinions. Do y'all think a double ceremonial dagger strat would work?

[nocturne frost]

Unlikely

[ebon maple]

4RH5TWWP

[ripe oriole]

Wdym ?

[ebon maple]

Lost due to not encountering mult jokers

[glad viper]

baltring

[ebon maple]

And prolly missplays tbf

[wintry ice]

how

[leaden dragon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/no-spongebob-squarepants-magic-conch-shell-NcsEoyGjuLUYg

[nocturne frost]

You have nova that's plenty

[ancient gyro]

nova:

[sacred maple]

Well alright I'm just gonna skip the spectral cards.

[wintry ice]

feeding 2 daggers sounds like it'll take more effort than just feeding 1 of them

[cyan briar]

its this real? 😭

[leaden dragon]

yes

[wintry ice]

just feed 1 dagger to the other one

[cyan briar]

lemme check steam

[ebon maple]

I went to pairs initially so i went with it even when i got the stunt, then got killed due to not drawing 1 pait in the whole mannacle

[vestal copper]

😭

[ebon maple]

😭😭😭

[vestal copper]

what the fuck

[ebon maple]

I went to pairs initially so i went with it even when i got the stunt, then got killed due to not drawing 1 pait in the whole mannacle

Prolly skill issue

[worn oasis]

oh

[vestal copper]

most deaths in this game are skill issue

[worn oasis]

gg go next😭

[bronze maple]

bro only swapped the 2nd and 3rd cards

[wintry ice]

"warloard"
"transmutter"

[ebon maple]

I would say 70/30

[ancient gyro]

makes sense

[cyan briar]

theres no fucking way

[vestal copper]

ts is so ai

[ancient gyro]

93/1 (on blue deck)

[cyan briar]

fr

[wintry ice]

it also has nothing to do with balatro

[ebon maple]

What

How 93/1

And the 6%?

[ancient gyro]

undiscovered

[cyan briar]

and the trailer its just like an average mobile game 😭

[bronze maple]

rip

[ebon maple]

I dont understand

Wym undiscovered

[ancient gyro]

just referencing the 93 gs streak guy

[bronze maple]

insane unseeded run

[ebon maple]

Ahhhh

Ok ok

Didnt knee him