🕹・game-discussion

[fringe nebula]

a massive buff

[ancient gyro]

one day 5 hand cap will happen

[narrow scroll]

cause rn free shop skip isn't great

[naive jolt]

Like now i have a very stupid start
"but it's not the optimal play"

Yes

[ancient gyro]

skips don't have to necessarily be great rather, just fill in a narrow niche since playing more of the game is fun

[naive jolt]

It's great for gamblers

[narrow scroll]

true

[fringe nebula]

who are you arguing against?

[narrow scroll]

yeah, i get that
though some of the pack skips feel so useless and they don't feel too fun

[naive jolt]

Can you guess what i'm doing

[narrow scroll]

bloodstone!

[fringe nebula]

sell chad, todd, constell and go back to ante 1

[naive jolt]

I want to
But if i do that i kill my econ
And i kinda want this run to go somewhere

[serene forge]

what did you skip for

also you threw by not pickgin caslte

[narrow scroll]

me i have decided
i hate fun gameplay! play optimally! play pairs!

[prisma relic]

Im going to cry

[ancient gyro]

d6 and anaglyph go hand in hand together which is cool coming from what is initially one of the worst skip tags in the game

[naive jolt]

I had skipped for rare and it was the straight one
So i sold cause meh

[narrow scroll]

truee
d6 is great

[ancient gyro]

2 antes worth of heavy rerolling from ante 5-6

fits in the most general niche of anaglyph

[serene forge]

your idea of fun is playing high card instead and waiting 30 seconds per scoring animation?

[naive jolt]

Surely it'll hit

[ancient gyro]

stack double tags, see if you can get away with finding and surviving an econ skip

[serene forge]

while also being 10x more likely to lose in the process?

[cosmic sun]

the only way I can enjoy watching endless is if northernlion is doing it because the banter keeps me from falling asleep

[ancient gyro]

or if ryan higa is playing it

[naive jolt]

It's exploring path
I like to play big hand
But also small hand
Just only using pairs is boring
Also making numbers go big can be fun
But becomes boring when repeated
Also with 64x speed nah it's not waiting 30sec

[serene forge]

it has late game potential because it can give you ectoplasm

looks like you were right man

[ancient gyro]

and deja vu

[naive jolt]

Tru tru, but you also need DNA to repeat it

[ancient gyro]

and immuhlate

[serene forge]

no you dont just get lucky and get it on the first 6th sense use 4head

[ancient gyro]

and purple seal

rental 6th sense technically pays for itself

which is

something I wanna see in my run and make use

[serene forge]

youre on blue stake so actually no youre not getting eternal rentals

[ancient gyro]

sounds like fun

[serene forge]

@hybrid tendon you know what im gonna say

[naive jolt]

I know i'm on blue stake cause i'm not a fan of nebula deck

Frick...

[fringe nebula]

photochad shortcut

i love how saturn gives +3 mult

[ancient gyro]

well you got your wish

[naive jolt]

I need to find a pivot

I don't want a photochad run

[fringe nebula]

take shortcut make straight your most played hand

[opal canopy]

Pairs

[naive jolt]

If i find obelisk i do pairs if you want

[narrow scroll]

10 DOLLARS!!!

[heady narwhal]

would you take early coupon tag on gold stake if it made the voucher free

[vale oar]

INSANE pull for my first medusa attempt

[serene forge]

maybe

still probably not worth it because you can get planet merchant

[heady narwhal]

i mean if your win rate is like 99% then that's a concern

[serene forge]

yea

for casual runs id take it a lot more yea

[atomic ether]

holy shit the rhythm heaven golf monkey

[flint sundial]

by "very early" do you mean ante 1 small blind?

[serene forge]

there's enough good vouchers to make it worth a gamble

[heady narwhal]

or big blind

[flint sundial]

I sometimes take coupon tag big blind even as it is

depends what I got out of the first shop

[naive jolt]

And then there's teacher with 100% win rate C++

[vale oar]

CRAZY LUCK WHAAATTT

(the pants and license)

[flint sundial]

making the voucher free would actually be pretty cool, I think tags should usually be as powerful as they can be since they are bad by default

[fringe nebula]

what would you do with mega standard and mega celestial tag though

i don't see a way to buff them

[flint sundial]

I don't either

[cosmic sun]

call them enhanced standard packs and make sure each card has an enhancement and/or seal

[halcyon fog]

Today I had a rare tag and a negative tag back to back

So I of course took them cause maybe it would be good

And this happened

[sturdy aurora]

I tried using the search and couldn't really find an answer but does baseball card trigger from a perished uncommon? wiki says yes, and confirmed it in the game lol

[halcyon fog]

Whats the chance?

Idk of this is the right channel for stuff like this

[naive jolt]

666 oh no

[narrow scroll]

the hologram tag and the foil tag are so similar
they should have different colors for each of the joker editions for the skips

[tough swift]

agreed

[heady zenith]

Yall do NOT let an ice fairy get a hold of your copy of balatro

[vale oar]

brainstorm is a rare so it has a 1 in 20 chance for the joker to be rare and then a further 1/20 for the rare in question to be brainstorm

natural negatives are 0.3% so combining all these chances would get you 0.00075%

If my maths here is wrong someone please correct me

[heady zenith]

She done fuck my shit up

Fucking idiot....

[fringe nebula]

only 0.0002% of balatro discord members understand the reference

[narrow scroll]

do i take it??
skip only run

[heady zenith]

True....

[narrow scroll]

cause that means +1 shop and +2 tags

[naive jolt]

Yes, more opportunity to skip

[narrow scroll]

but is it worth the -1 hand

[naive jolt]

It's fiiiiiiine

[narrow scroll]

true
i can live without a hand maybe

[dim thicket]

I finally gs'd cagger and im so glad i never have to run it ever again

[worldly horizon]

so uh why are my hearts debuffed

[dim thicket]

smeared

[naive jolt]

Lmao

[worldly horizon]

nvm ik why

[worldly horizon]

thank you i forgot

[naive jolt]

When you forgor you have the jimbo

[dim thicket]

all good, happens to all of us sometimes lol

[naive jolt]

The eye

My horror

Oh wait i couldn't play throwaway hands

[delicate valve]

Shop bug killed my run

[ancient gyro]

the agony

[trim pollen]

Any C++ tips? For some reason my last two jokers are Bloodstone and Merry Andy

[ancient gyro]

play the meta and sub throwaway joker slots for them at the off chance you find them in ante 8 with the abundance of money you've accrued throughout the run

[trim pollen]

yeah, that's what I'm doing

maybe I should just focus on getting more money

[cyan sparrow]

[ancient gyro]

that's usually how it goes

[drowsy rain]

Square joker and red card should kiss on blood

[lament condor]

guys I need some help

[cyan sparrow]

i like trading card joker

[ancient gyro]

me 3

[lament condor]

is brainstorm worth it here? (runner on 210 supernova on 14)

[trim pollen]

At first I though C++ was just boring, but it's grown on me. It's an extra dimension to add on top of gold stake

[lament condor]

its eternal rental so probably not im assuming

[ancient gyro]

can sub for abstract

[ancient gyro]

it's nice for inventing some challenge profiles

[trim pollen]

yeah I'd replace abstract with Brainstorm, Brainstorm is probably worth the rental fee

[ancient gyro]

can sub drunky for trading card too and still be at net positive

[fading summit]

Had a good run until now. Which one should I sell

[ancient gyro]

runner and nova isn't my favorite synergy however

[lament condor]

drunky enables me to play straights more consistently though

[ancient gyro]

unless you have oodles of saturns I don't really see this turning into a straight run for late game

[lament condor]

but maybe i should be pivoting to pairs

[ancient gyro]

your current setup can be annoying to pivot knowing novas gimmick

o

[lament condor]

its certainly doable

[ancient gyro]

ante 5 is a bit late I'll go for other alternatives

[lament condor]

this seems like it could work and just go all in on straights

[atomic trout]

That's a good runner

[lament condor]

mine is in ante 5 and he might run away with it though

[honest dawn]

This game is the most fun I've had in Endless.

[dense stag]

rippp

[honest dawn]

F

[dense stag]

NEVERMIND WTF

YORICK SAVE

[lament condor]

going for the clown car build are we?

[honest dawn]

Yeah

[lament condor]

BANG

[honest dawn]

On top of that, I don't have the mod to zoom in on the jokers.

Haha

[honest dawn]

Excellent

[lament condor]

we say goodbye to golden here

[atomic trout]

DAMN! He killed them Debuffs with Money

[opal canopy]

Eg

[lament condor]

i need my drunkard golden tag here or im never gonna get it

THIS IS THE RUN IM GONNA BEAT GOLD STAKE BLACK DECK

[wary crypt]

Yellow deck gold stake completed

And black stake on abandoned

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lament condor]

game genuinely gave me a violet vessel on my best run

[serene forge]

who knew triple yorick is strong

[lament condor]

I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO I HATE BALATRO

[dense stag]

damn it

[tepid skiff]

Looks like the joke's on us!

[atomic trout]

Matador sucks. Can't even replace your tooth.

[fading summit]

Yea I did. Now I only have a few black stake runs left

[dense stag]

it turned into a baron mime run with dna

[lament condor]

WHY WAS BLACK DECK EVEN CREATED

[dense stag]

it was actually good

[lament condor]

IT SUCKS

IT SUCKS SO MUCH

BLACK DECK I HATE IT

[atomic trout]

Every game has to have that one difficult difficulty

[lament condor]

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

[atomic trout]

Black Deck is usually never fun haha

[tepid skiff]

• Kris Get The Banana

[atomic trout]

At the start

[fading summit]

People think more jokers is better sometimes

[dense stag]

i cant get the gros michel

only cavendish

[atomic trout]

True

[meager narwhal]

By one 😭

[tepid skiff]

• Kris Get The Cavendish

[lament condor]

interesting

[trim pollen]

I was wondering why violet vessel isn't 1.2m, then I realized
didn't realize that's how the interaction works, but it makes sense (replacing the boss creates the potential for a bad surprise)

[ocean yoke]

It has potassium

[serene forge]

punished for using throwback

[atomic trout]

Not enough jokers

[lament condor]

i took a voucher that sends me back in time as a last ditch effort to get scoring

[tepid skiff]

abstract naneinf

[lament condor]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tepid skiff]

egg

[lament condor]

does invisible copy sell value

[deep fossil]

I actually find black deck very fun

Probably just because I value joker slots over anything else in the game tho

[lament condor]

are you mentally insane

[tepid skiff]

yes and editions and eternal, rental perishable and that weird fourth one

[deep fossil]

Pinned?

[tepid skiff]

yes

[atomic trout]

Nah. I failed

[deep fossil]

Isn’t pinned only in like one challenge

[heady narwhal]

i think black deck is really bad but i like playing it once in a while. it's an interesting challenge

[dense stag]

i think i speak english what is this run

[lament condor]

this might be the weirdest round 3 shop i've ever come out of

[worldly horizon]

i think you speak english too

[deep fossil]

Why are there susies at the bottom of your screen😭

[dense stag]

desktop pet

[tepid skiff]

I just realised that WHAT

[dense stag]

i got reminded i have it

[lament condor]

this is why we don't deserve mods

[deep fossil]

Cool

I got a new laptop I might do that honestly

[dense stag]

guys will i be ok

[deep fossil]

No

[dense stag]

dan<g it

[deep fossil]

You’ll never find peace

[lament condor]

roffle would probably say he'll die pretty soon

[tepid skiff]

I want a bunch of spamtons on the bottom of my screen

[deep fossil]

looks inside
looks inside

[dense stag]

new balatro discord message
looks inside
deltarune

[deep fossil]

Don’t we all

[lament condor]

humanity doesn't deserve undertale nor deltarune and the causes these 2 games had on society is apparent

[deep fossil]

balatro
looks inside
deltarune mod

The deltarune balatro mod is actually peak (it adds like 150 jokers)

[dense stag]

i played it once

they should make a linkin park balatro mod

[deep fossil]

It’s really unbalanced though

[tepid skiff]

we need thunk to add jevil

[deep fossil]

Yesss

[dense stag]

what is this run

[deep fossil]

He’s literally a joker card in the light world

[dense stag]

heart joker is op

[lament condor]

why are the balatro and undertale communities so interlinked

[deep fossil]

Lusty joker best joker

[deep fossil]

They’re both very gay

[tepid skiff]

susie hitting the dance moves

[lament condor]

next yall gonna say you've all played geometry dash

[deep fossil]

And gay media crosses over

Well who hasn’t played it

It’s a free mobile game

[dense stag]

how am i in both of them and im straight

[lament condor]

like full version and actually played what the game had to offer

[deep fossil]

You’re gay you just don’t know it yet

[molten thicket]

playing deltarune makes you slowly turn gay

[deep fossil]

I think I started playing deltarune the same year I realized I was gay

[dense stag]

i forgot i cant post the gif site that should not be links

[deep fossil]

What?

Wdym

[dense stag]

the one that starts with t

[deep fossil]

You can’t say it?

Tenor

?

[dense stag]

wait

tenor

[molten thicket]

next yall gonna say youve all played balatro

[dense stag]

i dont think i can post tenor gifs here

[tepid skiff]

ok jevil joker idea
Jevil
Gives e308^

[deep fossil]

Next yall gonna say yall have all heard of Minecraft bro

[dense stag]

dead by ante -135

[hasty veldt]

holy mola

[lament condor]

never punished

[molten thicket]

wha

[lament condor]

emperor my goat

and i made a gold king

"don't skip on black deck" my ass im goated

[serene forge]

I hate Geometry Dash

[atomic trout]

Which card to pick

[lament condor]

why

[serene forge]

mf you died to a 600k violet vessel

[deep fossil]

Use the sun card

[lament condor]

no evidence

[tepid skiff]

Joker idea
Lancer
Squares score for each played ace of spades

[lament condor]

literally never happened i would never die to any violet vessel

[deep fossil]

Peak

I really wanna make a mod but I suck at coding

[atomic trout]

I had

Only 5 high card to win

No

[deep fossil]

Yes

[atomic trout]

6+3 hands

[slow iris]

[dense stag]

they are duplicating please help

[lament condor]

i might be getting punished

[tepid skiff]

ur problem kris

[lament condor]

there is NO VISION to the run whatsoever

[carmine berry]

is it time to pivot?!?!?!?!?!

[slow iris]

no help

[lament condor]

photoshop

[deep fossil]

Its ALWAYS time to pivot

[serene forge]

sell baron open pack

[deep fossil]

There’s a soul card in the buffoon pack trust

[carmine berry]

baron was definitely the play

[manic zealot]

the game really wants me to win, huh

[carmine berry]

idk whats up with this save file but it literally got so much souls

[lunar zealot]

oh god covid is completely fucking up my ability to play balatro

[carmine berry]

everything is unseeded

[deep fossil]

Why the freak do u have a lovers card

[manic zealot]

holding it to block

[serene forge]

baron was absolutely not eht play

[carmine berry]

did you misspell? what is "not"

[lunar zealot]

joined server september 23 2025

mutual server umamusume pretty derby

[atomic trout]

I should get Andy

[lunar zealot]

roblox and spotify account in connections

[carmine berry]

why am I being stalked

[manic zealot]

funny

[lunar zealot]

expected response

[deep fossil]

Take the standard pack there’s a soul card

[serene forge]

do i need to redeem nitro again

[lunar zealot]

fuckin read like a book

[serene forge]

to ultra blunder

[deep fossil]

Chess reference

[worthy atlas]

My wee run is going pretty well

[tepid skiff]

Chess theory reference

[opal canopy]

Opinions on gold seal ?

[lunar zealot]

@serene forge don't ask me why i chose spades btw

[slow iris]

good

[lament condor]

is the mult in the room with us?

[lunar zealot]

personally i love em but they're the second worst seal sadly

[meager narwhal]

Maybe

[deep fossil]

That’s what I thought of too😭

[lunar zealot]

Only because blue and purple are too good

[meager narwhal]

Maybe

[dense stag]

please wish me luck

[atomic trout]

Let's find out

[serene forge]

i know why you did

[lunar zealot]

no you dont

[serene forge]

hyper_blunder

[serene forge]

i do

[lunar zealot]

Nuh uh

[atomic trout]

You lied to me...

[serene forge]

yuh

[lunar zealot]

nuh

[lunar zealot]

Gold card blue seal wtf

golden scar image

[dense stag]

LETS GO

[lunar zealot]

Just make that a club or spade

[atomic trout]

Yoink!

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[dense stag]

how many cryptids do i need for naneinf again

[rare quail]

Can someone help me out?

[dense stag]

i forgor

[atomic trout]

Oh look. The hourglass

[rare quail]

I just did a plasma deck run and I still didn't get it

[atomic trout]

Bye Showman!

[tepid skiff]

44 I think with 7 joker slots

[dense stag]

i have 4 barons and a perkeo (technically 2 but im copying them with bp and bs)

[rare quail]

Damn.

[tepid skiff]

no mime?

[dense stag]

im searching for one

[lament condor]

maybe i should play the extra credit mod

[deep fossil]

Oh my full name? It’s Jimbo Gaster

[lament condor]

i heard good things about it

[twilit bronze]

Is it normal that I have a gold sticker on a joker but can’t see the sticker in gold stake runs?

[tepid skiff]

It's rude to talk about someone who's listening

[twilit bronze]

Why does that happen

[deep fossil]

Beware the man that speaks in hands

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[dense stag]

look at this photograph

its a photo of a photograph

[deep fossil]

Guys I think Jimbo is green and in between

[tepid skiff]

One day he vanished without a trace, They say he scattered across time and space.

[deep fossil]

I guess you could say there’s a friend inside him…

[lament condor]

common chaos W

[atomic trout]

⚰️

[deep fossil]

Guys it’s spreading what do I do

[atomic trout]

Wonder of pairs are better

[drowsy rain]

Eternal egg but I can aura farm the eggswash is it worth it

[rare quail]

Bruh

[deep fossil]

Guys help

Please

[oak axle]

Need a little tips

[tepid skiff]

ur problem

[lunar zealot]

fuck is this?

[lament condor]

"a man drowns while another dies of thirst" or something like that

[deep fossil]

Open the celestial pack there’s a soul card trust

[oak axle]

What should I get?

[drowsy rain]

Do you always greet people like that?

[lunar zealot]

sell baron sell summit buy rebate buy chad

[tepid skiff]

reroll for nat negative perkeo

[oak axle]

Serperiors then to be like that

Tend*

[deep fossil]

Guys help

[oak axle]

I'm trying to do a naninf lol

[lunar zealot]

ante 3 means you probably still want +chips over mult

[lunar zealot]

not the way to do it then

[oak axle]

Got baron 1st ante

Lollll

[lunar zealot]

if you want a naneinf run you need to optimize your money from round 1

[oak axle]

I got credit card

Then got baron

[lunar zealot]

That's like the opposite of optimizing your money

[tepid skiff]

confused me for way too long

[oak axle]

Do I sell flash?

[lunar zealot]

I mean probably

[oak axle]

Have no rerolls for it yet

[lament condor]

quite the run i have going so far

[lunar zealot]

but then you have basically 0 scoring especially given you have no chips

on plasma

You need to find blue joker or something

[nova matrix]

High card

[weak relic]

10 more to go

[oak axle]

Chad and Face

I got Polychrome king on a pack 1st ante too imao

[deep fossil]

(Spoiler warning) ||Jimbo kills Jumbo at the end of Balatro 2 in 2028 ||

[lunar zealot]

you're on plasma deck

on ante 3

[oak axle]

Yea

[lunar zealot]

you want chips at this stage of the game

[oak axle]

Oh

[storm meteor]

Aaahh language? 😬

[oak axle]

Ok

:c

[lunar zealot]

look who came out of the woodwork

[dense stag]

im gonna stop playing here for now cuz im getting slightly bored

how long have i been playing for

IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR AN HOUR

[deep fossil]

I have a different question

[manic zealot]

had a michel but it went extinct during the final boss

[tepid skiff]

susie duplication has really been going crazy

[dense stag]

i got a invis joker thats why

[deep fossil]

👍

[dense stag]

i got too many invis jokers send help

[deep fossil]

So that’s why you have 3 barons okay thx for answering my question

[dense stag]

yea thats why

[storm meteor]

Apologies but idk who u r
I just know that wasnt ok what u did

[dense stag]

i got a ecto too thats why my handsize was ˢᵐᵒˡ

[oak axle]

Ok photo came out next shop should I sell Raised fist for it

[tepid skiff]

a susie is trying to hide what round ur on

[oak axle]

[lunar zealot]

Probably

[deep fossil]

Your taking too long 😔

[dense stag]

i didnt eve nnotice it

i have a couple btw

just a small amount

[lunar zealot]

you'll need a bit more scoring from say another retrigger or a glass or polychrome

and planet levels obviously

make money and try not to die

esp to plant

[oak axle]

Yo negative tag

[tepid skiff]

dont take an invis when u have a susie

[lunar zealot]

if i say no will you take it anyway

[dense stag]

got it

[oak axle]

Will I? Maybe...

[lunar zealot]

i give up

[tepid skiff]

unless u want more susies

[oak axle]

What if it's a nat negative Jimbo

[lunar zealot]

naneinf yourself for all i care

[tepid skiff]

what if its a susie?

[dense stag]

id get it for the funnies

susie joker

[oak axle]

I'd delete balatro and give it 1 star

[dense stag]

+5 mult for every skimabooble joker

[oak axle]

Wow 200k

Lol

[tepid skiff]

u should get a susie

susie naneinf

[oak axle]

Well I missed out on a natural negative Tarotmancer

Wait it's not natural

But yea

:c

[tepid skiff]

I feel like a negative skip is still natural

[weak relic]

So close now

[oak axle]

Ooh

[woven spire]

nah

[oak axle]

Scary face or Sock

Lol

[woven spire]

Sock

[tepid skiff]

put smiley face before photo if u dont sell it

[oak axle]

Photo triggers 1st anyways lol

😭

Have u played xd

[tepid skiff]

it doesnt if smiley face is before it

have u played xd

try it

[wooden aspen]

Guys how do i win

[tepid skiff]

pairs usually

[wooden aspen]

Yes i ankhd stencil

I love this deck

Do i sell nova

I think i do right

[woven spire]

i’m pretty sure you can win with only the 2 stencils and a copy joker

[woven spire]

planet levels?

[wooden aspen]

Very little

[tepid skiff]

than probably not

[woven spire]

👀

yeah that’s not good

[wooden aspen]

Omg theres a showman

[slow iris]

yes

[wooden aspen]

I’m buying it

[tepid skiff]

also maybe brainstorm supernova and put it before stencils

[wooden aspen]

Nvm im gonna lose

[woven spire]

you are not going to like this

[wooden aspen]

I sold him mid round

He cooked my stencils

[woven spire]

but you score more if you sell blueprint

or brainstorm

[wooden aspen]

I found a cert

[wooden aspen]

Nuh uh

[woven spire]

well if you sold Supernova

no

[wooden aspen]

4^4 > 5^3

Nice try netanyahu

[woven spire]

those stencils are not giving you 4X

they giving 2

[tepid skiff]

soo did u test it^^

[wooden aspen]

Wat

Its negative

[woven spire]

So?

[wooden aspen]

Theyre giving 4x

[woven spire]

No?

[wooden aspen]

How u gon tell me

Lol

:D

[woven spire]

DUH

you sold jokers

[glad viper]

daily bombler scare

[wooden aspen]

LOL

[lament condor]

take a guess on what rebate was on.

[glad viper]

daily you lucking fuck

[tepid skiff]

daily bombler scare

[wooden aspen]

Guys guys guess what legendary i got

[oak axle]

For nan inf do I focus on pair or high?

[tepid skiff]

it gonna be canio

[woven spire]

high

[tepid skiff]

high

[glad viper]

daily hello penguid

[wooden aspen]

I think i literally have to sell him i will die before the boss blind

Unless i skip…

[glad viper]

be high

[fallow ivy]

🤔

[storm meteor]

Is using a controller to play palatro as Mileikowsky as it seems?

[drowsy rain]

You disgust me throwback

[tepid skiff]

maybe if u dont know the answer to that u should just aim for a high score instead of naneinf

[wooden aspen]

Yo this the funniest seed ever omg😭😭 i took the 2 common joker skip and ts gave me a Negative Green Joker

I have 7 joker slots

I love balatro

[fallow ivy]

only x mult i got

[wooden aspen]

Whos milksykowksy

[tepid skiff]

what did soul give

[drowsy rain]

I use throwback
translating…
glory to pairs and grimbo!

[deep fossil]

joker

[oak axle]

Cuz I already have level 10 pair and no on high card

[storm meteor]

It appears u lack critical info...
Its the same one u mentioned, before the name change.

[oak axle]

Should I imo? Might hit my Kings

[wooden aspen]

Way

Wat

[oak axle]

Oooh got blueprint :3

[storm meteor]

Ik crazy right?
U a good egg Zimbabwe

[drowsy rain]

not a good sign. John Balatro will give you the plant

[wooden aspen]

Thanks bro

[drowsy rain]

I hope we get to use full house or flash house when the update hits

something cool

[storm meteor]

Update soon????

[drowsy rain]

No timeline

[tepid skiff]

he said less than 50 months I think

[drowsy rain]

When I say when I mean when he feels like it

[karmic skiff]

So the new update is when they feel like it

😔

Did they give like any indication of an update soon?🥹

[terse dock]

2025

trust

[tepid skiff]

whenever thunk is asked he usually just says "the update is ready when the update is ready"

[storm meteor]

Zamn, theres a chance it comes out after gta6?...
Not a good look if u ask me

[drowsy rain]

Just remember that Geometry Dash players played for seven years without an update

[karmic skiff]

I need more content I’m a mobile player that can’t access mods😭

[karmic skiff]

Ye no your right I should be grateful

[slim turret]

the balatro update will come……. IN 500000 YEARS!!

[storm meteor]

Is geometry dash still a thing?

[slow iris]

yes

[terse dock]

Unfortunately

[tepid skiff]

pretty sure the fandoms very big

[pale wolf]

balatro

[drowsy rain]

Actually in 2025 there was the great Geometry Dash reckoning where all Geometry Dash players were reduced to dust

[pale wolf]

for real real

[tepid skiff]

thats the game

[slow iris]

being honest here, geometry dash's account and save system really does not make me want to play it at all

they suck so fucking much

[terse dock]

rip bozo

[pale wolf]

actually the game is warband

[tepid skiff]

I keep seeing u in the terraria discord

[pale wolf]

that too

despite playing more balatro in the past year i seem to make more terraria content

[drowsy rain]

8 year old me beating cycles and then losing my progress

[tepid skiff]

to be fair 1.4.5 is a really good update and we've been waiting for it for 3 years

[oak axle]

Yoooo 😭

[storm meteor]

U ever watched Bozo Dubbed Over? Its really funny. Bozo is doing the dubbing himself as well 🔥

[oak axle]

What do I sell here

Chad and Photo?

[cyan berry]

yuri time

[storm meteor]

Make number lucky cards and sell rebate

[lament condor]

needed to take a break from black deck gold stake here's my bloodstone run

[small heath]

I never want to play this fucking game ever again

I almost beat gold stake

But my glass cards kept breaking

[terse dock]

w jack black

[storm meteor]

Where are the gold stakes folks?
Player qual really took a nosedive huh
Rip balatro

[small heath]

I was so close I literally scored like 385k in a single hand

I 100% could have beat it

[manic zealot]

I'm here

[oak axle]

Funny mask....

[orchid ridge]

Damn

[gray meteor]

Look at Coneboy's hole!

[lament condor]

i have gold stake wins on 10 different decks is that good

[wooden aspen]

Hallucination currently 0/8

[manic zealot]

ya

[wooden aspen]

Whats the odds on tbat again

[lament condor]

(1/2)(8) or something like that idk

1/16?

[storm meteor]

Pretty sure those stats put u in the top 20 worldwide
Respecc

[wooden aspen]

.0039% chance? I think

Maybe hallucination isnt my card

[storm meteor]

Rebate goes i suppose. U can find it later after ur done with RNA

[lament condor]

no wait i miscalculated

[slow iris]

hi i play gold stake usually

one time i got an 8 winstreak on gold stake ig

[lament condor]

(1/2)^8 is probably what the odds are

[wooden aspen]

Yeah

Thats .0039%

[terse dock]

(1/2)^8

[storm meteor]

Thats why everyone i talked to u say ur one of the best balatro players behind ur back

[slow iris]

oh ik

[sullen lintel]

why is the game good to me

[wooden aspen]

Shop of hopes and dreams

[tired silo]

😔 wish Erosion would be below 52 in Abandoned deck

[storm meteor]

U noob if take the photochad
Sorry but zemz za rulez

[atomic trout]

Is this overkill?

Highest Card.

[tame current]

aaahhhh eeeee ooooohhh do i do it brrruhh???

ankh the ajjjjj

[oak axle]

Silly do I Immolate or Cryptid

[storm meteor]

In the words of the great ninja
"Am not seeing enough e's"

[tame current]

so i did it

[manic zealot]

I'd immolate

[storm meteor]

Burn em all

[somber whale]

Is it worth to ectoplasm if I find a blue print? I’ve already used 2

[tame current]

[oak axle]

Do I take sixth for a chance of ecto?

[tame current]

they're diamond btw

[serene forge]

I hate Bloidstone

[slow iris]

no

[somber whale]

How do I improve the run? Im capping at e33

Idk what to do

[serene forge]

get a blueprint

[somber whale]

For what

[serene forge]

also get antimatter

[somber whale]

I’ve been re rolling for ages jt hasn’t shown up

[somber whale]

This also hasn’t shown

[serene forge]

you only have 400 dollars

get more econ

[storm meteor]

And u can make more 6's with dna
Thats synergy right there

[serene forge]

nothing you can do about that unfortunately

[oak axle]

@serene forge ?

[somber whale]

Would I get rid of a perk for blueprint?

[serene forge]

yea

[somber whale]

That makes the most sense to me

Ok

I rlly hope I find one soon

[serene forge]

how many 6s

[storm meteor]

Shut up ur mouth obama

[oak axle]

I have? I have 6 in my deck

[serene forge]

i say go for it

[trail ridge]

I’m only here for the server tag lmao

[atomic trout]

I'm not ready

[sleek agate]

i drew one straight here btw

[gray tartan]

hmmmm...what shall hon

[dim thicket]

rip vagabond. he served his purpose well (at least i assume lol)

[gray tartan]

or..
burgler goes

[dim thicket]

thatsss also a possibility yeah

maybe actually the better one now that i think about it

like yeah u have tarot gen with the hallucination but if ur deck fixing is great yet burgular might not be as good as vag atm

[atomic trout]

Thankies

[dim thicket]

GOAT SPOTTED

BURNT JOKER W

[atomic trout]

No way

[dim thicket]

yes way

burnt joker and i are closer then any lesbian and her weird firey paper could be

[drowsy rain]

pair merchant but fairs

[gray tartan]

ya
vagabond is so goated i wonder why i didn't try him before

specially with copy joker

[dim thicket]

vagabond kinda nice when you have a stable way to get money that also lets you get value

[gray tartan]

early vagabond with rocket 🚀

[solemn tide]

should I ever skip blinds at the start of runs

[oak axle]

Well fuck 😭

I forgot I had reroll vouch

[solemn tide]

average roffle video

[void girder]

Other than the checkerboard deck, what is the easiest deck to blue stake

[mortal dock]

Hot take: black deck isn't hard it's just RNG

[void girder]

Tryna get plasma

[oak axle]

Should I retry the duck lol

[void girder]

Agreed

[oak axle]

Black deck is really good imo

+1 Joker slot

[mortal dock]

You just need to have good jokers

[oak axle]

Just skip for a invest tag 1st ante and your gold fot the rest of the run prolly

[oak axle]

Should I retry the run? Lol

Is there any way to know Ifwhen 6th sense gonna make a ecto? Or no

[void girder]

The only bad thing about bĺavk deck is getting the manacle as the first ante boss alot

[mortal dock]

A scaling mult and xmult and scaling chip along with 3 utilities that creates your kind of run

[oak axle]

?

[mortal dock]

No

[void girder]

Is going for full houses a good strat when winning hand wise

[solemn tide]

play to ur jokers and planets

[oak axle]

With no jokers ye

[mortal dock]

Yea but you need to level up and deck fix

[solemn tide]

still trying to learn how to deck fix

[void girder]

Whats deck fix

[muted phoenix]

would anyone have any good early game strategies for nan-inf runs?

[polar abyss]

guess the game really wants me to have more invisibles

[muted phoenix]

I've been trying to reach it for a long while now, but i keep hitting walls

[oak axle]

Get Investment tag 1st ante

[unkempt path]

diabolical shop 😜

[oak axle]

Try to build econ early as possible

[polar abyss]

there was an invisible 2 rolls back...also early blueprint, brainstorm, and ecto so diabolical game

[opaque vale]

Chat I need naneinf advice

[muted phoenix]

so do i :P

i wanna hit it seedless so it pops up as my all time high score

[opaque vale]

I sell luchador here, no question (already got retcon voucher) and invis is active — sell luchador, then sell invisible before taking soul?

(Currently on a seedless run, I scored sci notation for the first time)

[azure ginkgo]

double nat polychrome in shop, interesting

[azure ginkgo]

prob the play yeah

[muted phoenix]

what would be the best way to deckfix?

[azure ginkgo]

wdmy best way?

[opaque vale]

got a brainstorm, then a tribs. Not sure if the best result but I’ll take a brainstorm

[azure ginkgo]

whoa trib? best result for photochad yeah

[opaque vale]

Reroll deffo helps

[muted phoenix]

i guess fastest/most reliable way to turn all cards to kings in Naneinf runs

[azure ginkgo]

prob want to look for a sock and buskin to replace photo

[opaque vale]

Good call

[azure ginkgo]

some lucks involved but jokers to look out for are DNA and trading card, other than that having eco to reroll and crack tarot packs, check standards for good kings, etc.

[subtle drum]

spent the entire day trying to do this i give up lol

[oak axle]

:yea imo and more lucky if u get a red seal with poly king in the card packs

[strange abyss]

Runs dead

that was fun

[azure ginkgo]

triple brainstorms brutal

nice tho

[muted phoenix]

poly is superfluous, in baron mime builds all that matters is the seal and material

[strange abyss]

Blueprint just wouldn't show up 😭

I got brainstorm early then invis sniped it then I got showman way later and got the 3rd brainstorm there

[muted phoenix]

brainstorm 3 times but no blueprint is diabolical

[lament condor]

i love playing white stake its such a great break from gold stake

i get to make random bullshit builds and still win

[cyan briar]

fr

[polar abyss]

this game keeps throwing me too many invisibles

[strange abyss]

I was rolling down from 100$ each shop just to look for it

[unreal topaz]

yeah better chance at hitting blueprint/brainstorm is best no matter what, unless you want double chicot or smth

could be worth holding invis actually

[oak axle]

Is it worth retrying this run? Ante 1 gives u baron and a popcorn u can buy if u get debit and a holo king in the pack too ;-;

Maybe my mistake was not using Midas? But idk

[unreal topaz]

for a chance at double chicot with retcon

its already happened tho

[oak axle]

I forgot to fuckin reroll

[lament condor]

new player's dream build

[strange abyss]

the seed came from someone here I forgor their name

[polar abyss]

photochad is the go to regardless of new or old

[unreal topaz]

i'd rather have an econ joker ante 1 than a baron, not only does that make it easier to find baron later but it makes baron better with more shop rerolls for tarot cards

[oak axle]

I mean I get a investment tag skip and good eco after that lol

[opaque vale]

I hit a brainstorm on the invis and got tribs. have my boss reroll voucher, so we’re good plant wise

oh lord

[oak axle]

Also I get a negative Tarot mancer in 1 skip if I did in that run lol

[unreal topaz]

when you pass on midas?

[polar abyss]

and there it is, game set match

[opaque vale]

time for photo to go?

[oak axle]

Ante 8

[unreal topaz]

i'd take midas over dna, especially since it doesnt look like you have any seals to copy

[oak axle]

But I'm sure it's playable I easily hit like billions cuz of dna

[oak axle]

Well do I retry the run or do another one?

Lol

[unreal topaz]

random seed is more fun imo

if you wanna run it back on the same seed then run it back

[oak axle]

Oh btw I gotten like half of my deck king ante 6

Lol

[zinc zephyr]

Synergy

[fickle mesa]

i beat the seed that balatro man lost :3

soooo many red seal glass cards

this certificate kinda sucked it gave me like no blue seals

[serene forge]

photo sucks

[kind blaze]

W?

no OP nat negatives just 2 blueprints and 3 brainstorms

[polar abyss]

no, photo is one of the easiest to find and easiest to score with jokers in the game

[zinc zephyr]

Real question is how did you get such a low score after getting naneinf

[kind blaze]

sold baron and mime to end the run sooner to get the screenshot

[zinc zephyr]

Just say you use obelisk 💔

[kind blaze]

i wasn’t making it past ante 32

[zinc zephyr]

Ah I see

[serene forge]

yeah i do use obelisk because i enjoy winning

[serene forge]

k

[zinc zephyr]

Balatro IS gambling you don't find strategies to win

the house (benjamin netanyahu) always rigs the shops to be ass

[polar abyss]

throwback is pretty crap compared to photochad, just photochad on it's own is 2x2x2, throw a red seal it's now another 2x, place a blueprint or brainstorm in there and you will go even further

[oak axle]

Yo gays do I sell Even joker for to the moon

[serene forge]

the needle boss blind is so spiritually israeli

[zinc zephyr]

Is this ragebait

[kind blaze]

you would sell delayed gratification

[serene forge]

dont take it so literally im just calling you a noob

[opaque vale]

dump a brainstorm for hit the road, right? /j

[zinc zephyr]

ride the bus

[serene forge]

hit the road transitioned

[polar abyss]

lol, how long have you played this game?

[opaque vale]

sorry I brain farted :3

[serene forge]

idk apple arcade doesn't track hours played

not like that matters

[polar abyss]

ok whats your joker stats?

[kind blaze]

only if this is a casual run, if it’s serious then stop making these jokes

[serene forge]

playing a lot doesn't prevent you from having awful takes

[opaque vale]

on the real, dump trib or one of the storms?

[oak axle]

Yummy

[kind blaze]

trib

[zinc zephyr]

RED CARD??

RED CARD??????

[delicate tide]

Gross stats where is 8 ball

[opaque vale]

that’s proper impressive

[serene forge]

i use red card a lot because i am not a noob

[delicate tide]

Tf wrong with you 😭 😭 😭

[opaque vale]

honestly shout out red card

[serene forge]

and i enjoy winning

[opaque vale]

underrated joker

[zinc zephyr]

My condolences

[polar abyss]

back under the bridge, your highest joker doesnt even touch my lowest

[zinc zephyr]

I hope you find joy in Balatro at some point

[serene forge]

nanelet

blocked

[opaque vale]

Red Card is such a great insurance policy from a joker-scaling pov

[oak axle]

@serene forge

Help

[delicate tide]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[opaque vale]

let it be known I stand with you

[delicate tide]

No like what are we doing

[zinc zephyr]

I just enjoy the game tyshi 💔

[serene forge]

yea ofc

[serene forge]

nanelet

blocked

[zinc zephyr]

It's JUST baron please-

[delicate tide]

Baron is number 10

Lock in

[kind blaze]

account specifically for high score runs

[serene forge]

thats one baron too many

[cyan briar]

she just hates every joker

[delicate tide]

That’s like a couple naneinf attempts and some change

It’s chill

[cyan briar]

or almost every

[delicate tide]

Wow nanlet smh blocked

[zinc zephyr]

My bad I'll try using abysmal dogshit to win next time (like idk OBELISK)

[serene forge]

this is what my nanelet profile looks like

[delicate tide]

W ragebait lmfaoooo

[zinc zephyr]

You see I'm some kind of joker myself

[delicate tide]

More baron rounds than the other one

[verbal dust]

is there a channel to ask about pivoting options

[zinc zephyr]

Canio in arcana pack btw

[kind blaze]

what the hell is this “nanelet” slur

[zinc zephyr]

I've only seen lesbian people use it

[oak axle]

Help do it sell Great?

Grat

[serene forge]

this is what my planets look like on main profile

[delicate tide]

Covering one is crazy work

[serene forge]

*pair

[delicate tide]

Just show the Jupiter it’s not that deep

[cyan briar]

what is that strange purple liquid

[serene forge]

cover what

there is nothing there

[kind blaze]

finding our pair is OP is like finding out santa isn’t real

[serene forge]

elixir golem from clash royal

[delicate tide]

Yo we all know what it is

[zinc zephyr]

I said BALATRO PLAYERS not masochists

[serene forge]

yeah so

pair

[cyan briar]

it is free?

[serene forge]

no it costs 3 elixir

[fathom pagoda]

They're the same image.

[oak axle]

Do I take this???

[zinc zephyr]

How much money?

[oak axle]

I'll have to sell Grat

[kind blaze]

what card do you want to retrigger

[serene forge]

bye grat

grat sucks

[oak axle]

67# Dollars

[serene forge]

it's white stake arrowhead is completely winning

[oak axle]

:3

[oak axle]

Yeah I know lol I'm trying to naninf

[serene forge]

o

dont take it then just get econ

[polar abyss]

retrigger could help with arrowhead

[oak axle]

I need score anyway so I'm taking

[delicate tide]

Priestess over death

[zinc zephyr]

Okay come on you can't hate me now

[oak axle]

Ooh an anhk

The urge to ankh my over to the moon 😭

[serene forge]

chariot too high

[zinc zephyr]

NOT even that high tho

[polar abyss]

you really need to death more

[serene forge]

shut up nanelet

[delicate tide]

We are acting like you don’t have priestess over desth rn

Crazy work

[polar abyss]

i cant help it that there is a game past ante 8

[zinc zephyr]

No there's not actually

[cyan briar]

what do i sell

[delicate tide]

Yo they have a better top 10 than you I’m being fr

[zinc zephyr]

They kill you after ante 8

[serene forge]

they're also the same guy to use blowman 2400 times

[zinc zephyr]

@serene forge I wanted to show my planets too but I realized you'd probably kill me 💔

[delicate tide]

True but

[oak axle]

Fck do I get mail in for 6th

[delicate tide]

Their top 10 tarots

[serene forge]

nah i dont really care

[delicate tide]

Are good

[serene forge]

thats actually really based

[delicate tide]

W straights

[zinc zephyr]

It is???

What

[serene forge]

i like straights

[oak axle]

??

[delicate tide]

Earth is lowkey crazy that high

Not one to judge tho

I’m a 4oak main

[serene forge]

earth high is weird though yeah

but yea cool list

[zinc zephyr]

I expected you to say "why is planet x there but not eris" but like alr

[manic zealot]

I love when I'm granted runs like this

[oak axle]

No one plays flush house that much iirc

[polar abyss]

earth is good for the move towards 4 of a kind, then 5 of kind

[serene forge]

secret hands as a hole are pretty non viable a lot of the time so it's whatever

[mighty flume]

• me: sees rental Photograph in store
• Ha!, yeah, let me open this buffon pack and if it chad appears i know where this run will go at
• opens buffon pack

COME ON

Roffle? are you here? thanks for the luck buddy

[slow iris]

oops all rentals

[zinc zephyr]

credit card synergy

[oak axle]

Guys do I greed and sell Sixth sense

[mighty flume]

speaking of which

[zinc zephyr]

INSANE

[serene forge]

punished for playing photochad

[serene forge]

nothing good to invis

[zinc zephyr]

Sell everything ankh invisible joker

[mighty flume]

i will never recover economically about it

[zinc zephyr]

Trust me

Blueprint mime baron next shop

[oak axle]

If it hits over the moon I'm gonna get 40$ per antw

[opaque vale]

What a run 👏👏 so much fun — I love Balatro

[oak axle]

:3

[slow iris]

ankh rebate

[mighty flume]

HUUUUUUM...

[slow iris]

[serene forge]

Hey Guys I Picked Up Hanging Chad And PhotoGraph (I Think This is Called Photo Chad Combo) But Then My Hanging Chad Died To Nothing? Is My Game Bugged Or Something ?

[zinc zephyr]

You're in debt, Benjamin Netanyahu is sabotaging you until you pay your taxes

[cyan briar]

perishable and rental probably

[zinc zephyr]

What the fuck is a perishable

[cursive lion]

It’s one of the stake stickers

[zinc zephyr]

No it's not

[serene forge]

dont use fandom

[cursive lion]

Sorry

Why is the fandom one still the top result though

[cyan briar]

maybe because its the most searched?

[zinc zephyr]

That's like all fandom wikis is it not

[manic zealot]

they pay to be the top search result

but they're a bad site with lots of factually incorrect info

[zinc zephyr]

Money well wasted

[cursive lion]

Okay anyway both show you what a perishable sticker is

[manic zealot]

lots fandoms have navigated away from the site for a reason

ya

[cyan briar]

debuffed after 5 rounds

[cursive lion]

Layman terms joker works for only five rounds

[cursive lion]

Got any more of them pixels

[zinc zephyr]

Oh yes I do actually

[oak axle]

Do I sell 6th for this?