🕹・game-discussion

[stone shell]

play poker

[strange abyss]

Hop on bloons

[fringe nebula]

LMAO same

[bold hamlet]

Bloons is so fire bro

Iirc I’m like prestige 4

[strange abyss]

I love bloons

I'm at 14 I think

[rotund cloud]

That would be so funny If It was cannon

[fringe nebula]

i mean

luchador is literally a portrait of a wrestler

so

i always imagine it that way

[strange abyss]

everytime I see luchador I think of nacho libre

[still pike]

Try this seed 5I6EZ5UW

[fringe nebula]

what deck what stake

[still pike]

I used white stake and zodiac

I lost to head boss in ante 7

[tall owl]

this might be a cool seed

wee is just here for the ride ngl

[fringe nebula]

this build needs a mime

honestly

[stone shell]

needs a hack to scale wee joker

[stark karma]

sadly the end of a decent wee run

[fringe nebula]

you have a pretty massive wee there my friend

[stark karma]

not much bigger than my attempt half a year ago lolol

but still fun!

yorick was there too

I probably could have done something fun with him

[inner stratus]

genuinely peak

[strange abyss]

the seed had a negative juggler
pretty cool

[swift totem]

if I’m doing a baron mime run and have 1 BP and 3 brainstorms, do I sell a brainstorm for a showman to try and get another bp?

[flat warren]

Well shit

[swift totem]

rip the stunt man ig

[fringe nebula]

no

[strange abyss]

RIP stuntman

[fringe nebula]

you just wait for antimatter and then obtain dna

[swift totem]

fair play

[flat warren]

I just realized I grabbed eternal egg too

[fringe nebula]

sell one

[plush lance]

Balatro

[swift totem]

eternal egg isn’t that bad imo

[stone shell]

technically this was seeded because i put my best friends' name in the seed for fun but heres my biggest wee joker

[swift totem]

I’ve picked them up ante 1

[plush lance]

Balatro

[stark karma]

ooooh very impressive!

[strange abyss]

thank you invis joker

[plush lance]

Balatro

[tulip sapphire]

Is it valid because I got two copies of stencil early to go for the all stencil meme

[stone shell]

brainstorm, copy his juggler for +2 handsize/j

[flat warren]

Well that works too

[stone shell]

its most likely optimal to do that

[tulip sapphire]

Really? Just because 10x mult is so strong?

[stone shell]

i thought those stake stickers were perishables 😭

[bronze maple]

more than 10x

[stone shell]

isnt 2 copies of stencil 25x

[tulip sapphire]

Oops yeah sorry

Its 3am my fime

[bronze maple]

if u only have stencil its 5ⁿ

[tulip sapphire]

Time*

Is it possible to fr just win with two stencils

[stone shell]

5⁵

[stone shell]

oh definitely just get good planets

[flat warren]

Aight imma head out

[bronze maple]

probably
I had a multiplayer game where I was cooking my opponent with a holographic stencil and poly shoot the moon

[fringe nebula]

OOF

[tulip sapphire]

I went the devious route and took the -1 hand size to turn my 25x to 36x

Is it crazy to like actually take a negative tag even in ante 5 because of stencil

[stone shell]

stencilmaxxing

[bronze maple]

okay gb

gn

[stone shell]

honestly still a yes its crazy to me

[tulip sapphire]

But would it be based?

[silk cobalt]

Can't survive ante 12 lol

[stone shell]

to be fair ante 12 is the kill ante for most normal builds

[tulip sapphire]

I just went wild and took

Disclaimer i prob threw the game but i took An extra -2 hand size

So my hand size is 5

But stencil

Admittedly this is what happens when a moron gets two stencils early

You end up with 2 negative stencils and a negative reserved parking

[lapis lion]

ante 12 is where scaling gets long

[digital wind]

This works way too well

[stone shell]

eh trib + hanging chad + constellation looks good to me

[plush lance]

5 stencil crazy

[digital wind]

CHRIST

[silk cobalt]

Just need blue seal steel cards and ur good

[analog mulch]

That's certainly a way to start

[potent tree]

credit card in buffoon pack trust

storm cloud 9 my beloved

[analog mulch]

Fist and jolly

[strange abyss]

It turned into a baron mime run

[potent tree]

and no bp too damn...you'll probably be sacking burnt for it of course

[toxic lichen]

😳

[stone shell]

burnts there for the obligatory level 100 hc

[stone shell]

were the skips double tag rare or rare rare

[toxic lichen]

Double tag

[analog mulch]

Poly Troubadour pog

[stone shell]

the way of photochad or the way of baron mime

[fringe nebula]

jeez

xd

very uncomfortable

[cursive panther]

What can i sell to buy blueprint???

[fringe nebula]

yorick

[cursive panther]

But it is 5x

[fringe nebula]

photo with 2 chad is better than 5x yorick honestly

x32

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

photograph

[serene forge]

average plant L

[cursive panther]

Ok

Sooooooo i sell yorick?

[still pike]

I had 2 negatives

[safe moat]

Shut up

[still pike]

?

[waxen quartz]

the BP is worth far more than 5x. even on photo it's x32, prob far more on trib

[analog mulch]

And..... I got Psychiced

[merry swift]

damn... doesn't the 3 of a king win here?

[analog mulch]

Nope, only little over 10k

[merry swift]

aw :(

[analog mulch]

That's my fault for not READING THE BOSS BLIND

[swift totem]

About to naninf

I think

God willing

Not enough money though

That’ll probably be the reason I can’t naninf

Need to high roll the burglar

How many cards do I need in deck in order to naninf?

[minor valve]

SON OF A BITCH

not pictured is a photo and dice

[swift totem]

couldn’t find better than lusty joker?

[still pike]

Is this a good joker setup (I just got brainstorm)

[minor valve]

no actually

[manic talon]

I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[fringe nebula]

i hate violet vessel

[lapis lion]

i think i need more face cards

[fringe nebula]

i think you need red seal

[lapis lion]

no i have like 0 face cards

[fringe nebula]

dude i got 3 times back to back vessel from purple to gold stake

like wtf is this

[lapis lion]

directors cut

[fringe nebula]

doesn't apppear

[lapis lion]

gamble harder

oh god

[woven spire]

You have a lot of non face heart cards

buy pareidolia

[lapis lion]

gatekeeping this seed

[fringe nebula]

yellow deck with some extra steps

[strange abyss]

It turned into a baron mime run in the end

[still pike]

Do i change any jokers?

I pick 2 from this pack

[vocal rose]

44 red seal steel cards

[vocal rose]

yes you replace hiker with banan

and you take that negativte joker

[fringe nebula]

i don't need you so get out

[vocal rose]

holy free win

sqaure red card rebate

that voucher is probably worth

since red card isnt hand scaling

[still pike]

Ima do the negative joker and banana in place of hiker

[fringe nebula]

always believe in eternal riff raff gambit

[still pike]

Is acrobat worth it rn?

[azure ginkgo]

I'm not sure I've ever seen pairs win in one hand with base score lol. granted kind of a niche run for this to happen

[icy hollow]

Lol

[balmy ocean]

I’ve heard rumors of this “1.1 update” that’s upcoming but I am yet to be but sure if such delicate information

[tulip sapphire]

surely i cant lose this run

[sand lily]

Triple hiker for the meme?

[azure ginkgo]

i would stab a man for a negative dagger rn

[swift totem]

It’s time for my first unseeded naninf

[azure ginkgo]

huge

[swift totem]

First naninf in general actually, but I have specify unseeded

[azure ginkgo]

can y'all manifest that i find a dagger this run im gonna be devastated if i dont

[still pike]

Good hand rn hehe

And I axidently discarded all those aces f me

[azure ginkgo]

LMAO

[strange abyss]

LMAO

[still pike]

I won anyway with a straight

[azure ginkgo]

you guys arent manifesting hard enough btw im running out of time please i need this dagger

[strange abyss]

I'm still on that seed you sent earlier

[tulip sapphire]

the build succeeded

[sand lily]

RIP triple hiker meme setup

[still pike]

Me? My seed is sent?

[fair sapphire]

what’s the easiest deck for gold

[azure ginkgo]

what is happening i just found 2 nat uncommon polychromes on back to back rerolls AND NEITHER WERE DAGGER 🐴

[azure ginkgo]

WHAT IS THIS SEED I DONT WANT A SOUL I JUST WANT A DAGGER

[mortal dock]

What's the soul?

[azure ginkgo]

chicot

ngl kinda clutch

but also im not gonna find my dagger so who cares

no dagger but possibly the dumbest joker lineup ive gold staked with (sold chicot for another reroll). ig no c++ tonight :(

[swift totem]

Accidentally won too early on ante 25, so I have to replay all my hands again on ante 26 🙁

[azure ginkgo]

snake rerolling?

[undone plank]

What do you think I should do?

[fringe nebula]

this run feels like a breeze after getting back to back to back violet vessel lmaoo

magic deck done

[stuck finch]

OOF

[strange abyss]

Yeah

It's a really good seed

[slow iris]

the one you're the most consistent with

usually blue or yellow though

[junior horizon]

Im doing a seeded run, and im supposed to get verdant leaf as the boss and then crimson heart after a reroll

[junior horizon]

But I keep getting Cerulean bell then verdant

[fringe nebula]

deck, gold, magic or abandoned

[junior horizon]

Any idea on qhat iy can be?

[junior horizon]

Plasma

[fringe nebula]

LOL NO

plasma gold stake is one of the hardest

[junior horizon]

Its a bit disorienting having to switch from chips to xmult

But i found it pretty easy

Was my 1st gold

[pale wolf]

its definitely one of the least consistent

high rolling on it once can be okay but most of the time its unintuitive and unforgiving

[junior horizon]

Fair enough

[fringe nebula]

facing 2.4 million violet vessel is fucked up

[junior horizon]

Any ideas on this btw

[junior horizon]

That is evil lmao

Violet vessel kills basically any run unless you are significantly overscoring

[fringe nebula]

gg

[swift totem]

done with Balatro now

[mortal dock]

The perfect build for a lucky cat but dat ramen

[pine swift]

My Cavendish just broke 😭

[mortal dock]

How many rounds did it last?

[pine swift]

3 rounds. Broke in 3rd

[fringe nebula]

i mean, 1 in 500 is so much more likely than 1 in 1000

[mortal dock]

1 out of 250 chance

[pine swift]

First time it broke and i have completed the whole c+ in pc and started playing on mobile

Nope 1 in 500 is correct. Only had 1 dice

[mortal dock]

It lasted 3 rounds tho

One more and it would be 1 out of 125

Really unlucky

[pine swift]

I think that's not how it works. You can't keep doubling the chance every round. In that manner every 10 rounds it will be guaranteed breaking. But thats not the case

[mortal dock]

Yo green burglar stealing a bowl of ramen tho

[mortal dock]

Actually that is the case cuz each round it's bound to happen. The fact that the odds is so low it would take approximately equal to the denominator

[pine swift]

Are you american by any chance?

[mortal dock]

What gave it away?

[pine swift]

Nothing. Just confirming

[mortal dock]

Lol

[patent sail]

What the hell

[mortal dock]

To understand this imagine x(1/x) = y

X = num of rounds

[pine swift]

That doesnt make sense. It just means y=1

[mortal dock]

It would take 500 rounds for Cavendish to likely break with oops all 6s

[mortal dock]

Exactly

[pine swift]

Oh i get it. You were saying chance of it breaking in third round is 1/125. Sorry my bad

Yea that checks.

[sand lily]

I wish cringestone were more reliable

[mortal dock]

Cringe stone?

[sand lily]

Was on checkered deck just now and was 2k chips short thanks to it not hitting a single time

[mortal dock]

Can we all agree we need fan art of joker combos?

Like for example vagabond with a credit card

Or green burglar eating ramen

[oak axle]

Should I replae Raised fist for Certi

[mortal dock]

+mult*xmult(All hands ++ no discards) = perfect build

[mortal dock]

Wtf

[oak axle]

??

[mortal dock]

🤣

[oak axle]

Why you laughed

laughing

Lol

[mortal dock]

Now all you need is a negative kings baron + a steel king and it would be the king of barons!!!

[oak axle]

I got lucky with early Bp and Invisible joker

[mortal dock]

Yo look at this @oak axle

[pine swift]

Bro about our previous discussion. Sorry to say but with dice probability of it breaking in third round was .002 or 1 in 500. So you were really close but slightly off

[mortal dock]

You forgot to multiply the number of rounds it lasted for you

[pine swift]

I think i need to study probability again. Been 10 years since i used it.

[glossy mortar]

I decided to say screw it and stop playing in order because black deck sucks actual balls.

For my second ever purple stake win (and second in a row somehow) I presented a mishmash of cards that got me a massive W

Oh I guess you can’t see jokers there lol. Silly Amber always hiding the fun part.

The “dream” team.

Going for a flush deck and picking up the duo was a wild decision. Going for baron when at the time I hadnt really focused on kings was also a decision. Picking the bean at the very end to flex on the boss with my absolute shit show of enhanced cards was just the cherry on top.

[night turret]

Thought I was gonna be fucked

And then A RANDOM NEG PLAYING CARD

[glossy mortar]

Also card sharp because i needed x mult at the time and didn’t see anyway out.

-# ignore the boot in the room btw…

[fringe nebula]

certificate trio is def a choice

[sleek agate]

this is a slightly larger pair arguably

this is a very solid pair run

[sleek agate]

cert trio sounds doable

esp if you lean into purple seals

[glossy mortar]

I find it weird how every playing card can have any edition except negative. I feel like that should be a thing.

[sleek agate]

how would a negative card play out

[glossy mortar]

Simple. It dosen’t count as a card when drawn.

[glossy forge]

Paradolia angle?

[glossy mortar]

So if you draw it, you basically get a bonus drawn card

[sleek agate]

what about planets?

[glossy mortar]

Wdym planets?

[sleek agate]

does it count towards your played hand?

[granite ridge]

eternal :(

[slow iris]

+1 hand size

[lapis lion]

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[glossy mortar]

Yes it is a normal playing card. It just gives you a hand size basically.

[slow iris]

that's actually how negative playing cards work in vanilla pretty sure

[sleek agate]

what the FUCK

[lapis lion]

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[glossy mortar]

I love when people do this. It’s so funny.

[granite ridge]

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[glossy mortar]

If y’all wanna trick your friends just copy the text of the message.

It’s just a template.

[sleek agate]

UGH

[sleek agate]

oh

[minor valve]

HA!!! WHAT A PULL!!! still bad but this is funny

the nat negative

[west hemlock]

I still hate purple stake

[peak plinth]

Yoooo

Youre amphys favourite joker

[cosmic sun]

fluh

[sand lily]

I got verdant leaf here but I don't think it's going to matter with two madness jokers at x8 or whatever

First time I have to skip soul

https://klipy.com/gifs/angai313-spongebob-sad

[fringe nebula]

verdant don't matter when all of your score comes from jokers and planets

[sand lily]

Negative card sharp is crazy

[strange abyss]

carp sharp 🔥

[tulip sapphire]

Cavendish + oops strat is op but yall arent ready for that conversation

[mortal dock]

I almost forgot how sentient this game is

[normal mica]

The good old negative perishable invisible

[patent sail]

Playing balatro watching someone play balatro 😭

[rancid gull]

legit seltzer is my last card

can't find that mf

[mortal dock]

How do you get lucky cat

[acoustic kettle]

Make lucky cards

[mortal dock]

You too?

[acoustic kettle]

Can't appear if you don't have any

[mortal dock]

I did that....

[patent sail]

No?

[mortal dock]

It didn't appear

[patent sail]

I play balala without watching anythinh

[mortal dock]

Oh

[acoustic kettle]

Well it is just luck after that

[mortal dock]

Gifs aren't allowed here but I would put pomni

Pomni thousand yards stare

[acoustic kettle]

[patent sail]

[weak relic]

Club

[mortal dock]

[heavy heron]

club

but rental..

and you can’t use hex

[wicked moat]

Castle puts in work with the checkered deck, man. Just finished ante 8 with +528 chips

[fringe nebula]

i would take seeing double tbh

[wicked moat]

Also, Chicot on Violet Vessel is sweet

[nova zenith]

ts straight from anaglyph bruh

[vocal rose]

castle puts in the work

on basically all

[vocal rose]

we taking seeing double

and hex

[wicked moat]

I didn't even have any xmult that run but castle was so high and Chicot saving me from violet vessel, plus a good amount of steel and glass cards got me through

[fringe nebula]

i love blackboard stuntman combo

[west hemlock]

I should replace business card with Chad right?

I’m like 95% sure but I’m just checking

[safe pecan]

Depends on what your chips look like, probably more worth it to sac scary face imo

Keep your econ until you can find a better source of money like red seal gold cards or lucky cards

[west hemlock]

Too late but should I get smiley face and sell scary face now

[unreal topaz]

do you need scary face?

i'd drop scary face if you have enough chips from the foil and planets

[unreal topaz]

usually scary face is better with photo since smiley gets diminishing returns each trigger

even though planets bias towards chips

[west hemlock]

Fairs thank you

[cyan sparrow]

you guys are JOkERS

[safe pecan]

Yes

[west hemlock]

Am I toast

What do I sell here

I’m no genius but I THINK it’s scary right?

[safe pecan]

You should be fine selling scary as long as you put a decent amount of levels into whatever hand you're building into

Otherwise you might be slightly cooked

[west hemlock]

Yea I think I do I’ve been clearing almost every blind with one hand

I think I’ll still win

[peak plinth]

Whats your hand levels looking like

Do you have chips

[west hemlock]

Cleared on the last hand

I WON PURPLE STAKE FINALLY

[tawdry rock]

🔥

[safe pecan]

I haven't even gotten past blue stake because jimbo genuinely hates my guts and gives me the worst jokers possible every run

[unreal topaz]

shoulda kept business card

could have even copied that with brainstorm

[solid garden]

GG

[unreal topaz]

for rerolling into tarot cards

[unreal topaz]

next time you get a seed with the "worst jokers possible" send me it

i'll let you know what you missed

[safe pecan]

I am also incredibly impatient and don't let runs simmer for very long so there's probably quite a few passable runs I've missed

[tawdry rock]

hello also incredibly impatient and don't let runs simmer for very long so there's probably quite a few passable runs I've missed im afterimage nice to meet you

[unreal topaz]

i play out every run to either death or beating ante 8 so idk

[safe pecan]

[unreal topaz]

i would reccomend doing that, it's the struggling runs that force you to consider options you don't usually

[patent sail]

[safe pecan]

I once made it to ante 7 running a 4 of a kind build without running into a single hanged man even though I opened every taro pack and rerolled at least 20 times

I got like maybe 1 death

[warm epoch]

i just won my first gold stake run hell yea

ghost deck

[safe pecan]

Based

Ghost deck more like goat deck

[warm epoch]

bro

i found chad and blueprint in judgements

luck went crazy

luckiest i have ever been

[fringe nebula]

do you need econ or do you need more score right now

[warm epoch]

replace scary face

imo

[west hemlock]

I already won it lol

[warm epoch]

damn

[lilac shuttle]

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[quartz ember]

eternal credit card 💀

[lilac shuttle]

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[mossy pumice]

what Balatro deck should I use? (random suggestion, i've beaten it with a number of decks)

[pastel pagoda]

Black deck because plus one joker slot is op

[rocky tiger]

back after a break do i take 4th soul of the run

[pastel pagoda]

copy soul with the fools

[rocky tiger]

haha very funny

[quartz ember]

sure

[rocky tiger]

i dont rly need anything tho

canio and yorick arent good here im scoring e17

and chicot is chicot

it feels like a crime to skip two souls in one run tho

[quartz ember]

i guess hang man is very valuable anyways

[rocky tiger]

natural seed, 4 souls, played on zodiac deck. didnt see a single spectral pack or voucher skip in 15 antes. died because i couldnt find observatory. lvl 68 flush 5

trib, sock, perkeo, brainstorm and chad flush 5 king of diamonds

[heavy field]

it hurts....

[quartz ember]

ccitbp

[pastel pagoda]

Serious question:
Why do trading card and DNA dance dance when they are ready to trigger but burnt joker does not?

[shell dagger]

I’d be surprised if there was a reason

[peak plinth]

Same with the one that destroys 6s and gives a spectral card

[peak crest]

man playing painted deck SUCKS

anything for that invis joker…

[mossy pumice]

trying my first challenge. trying knifes edge

[pastel pagoda]

Exactly

Black deck is just so much better

[heady zenith]

Im gonna kill myself.....

[inner stratus]

why is there twitter

[upper spade]

I'm barely getting away with this,

[oak cloak]

Should I sell bloodstone for photo?

[fringe nebula]

dusk on green deck.................

[oak cloak]

🙌

[peak crest]

baron shoot the moon got me to the end interestingly

dna avoided me until ante 8 big blind 💔

[livid temple]

just beat gold stake black deck first attempt today

one more deck sticker until c+

[blissful fog]

Mf

[inner stratus]

round 1 buffoon pack

[verbal fjord]

first ever gold stake win is it good

[torpid bridge]

If it wins, its good

[verbal fjord]

so bull is good?

[torpid bridge]

Why brainstorm doesnt have seals

[torpid bridge]

Kinda if you have good econ

[stone shell]

misprint for the early game solution

/j

[inner stratus]

no actually

early game was so bad

i got nothing at all to score

[stone shell]

yeah this is a problem i frequently experience with first pull brainstorm/blueprint

[inner stratus]

the run is very alive tho

i have a lot of gold cards

but not enough cards destroyed

oh i got trading card

ok!

[magic perch]

does balatro have a sandbox inside the game

[vestal copper]

yeah

i had double photochad as my first win

your build is actually kinda cool

[torpid bridge]

Not really

Plasma deck

[stone shell]

did not see the deck

[torpid bridge]

Plasma deck can survive till ante 2 without joker

[still geyser]

hey its me tony stark

[wanton oracle]

Oh wow its tony stark

[torpid bridge]

Wow its tony stark

[tall sky]

im turning into roffle lite-san

[manic talon]

not enough blueprints and mime

[left juniper]

[queen kindle]

i am officially #1 mouth hater

[vestal copper]

no photochad=not roffle

[fringe nebula]

i forgot the mouth is actually a thing ngl (probably because i play pairs)

[rose wolf]

real

the mouth barely ever affects my runs 😭 😭 😭

[fringe nebula]

high card and pair mains when they have to face the mouth

[glossy forge]

I don't even know where I'm headed

The cat is at 0, I'm playing high cards

What a run 😭

[nova junco]

How are you surviving with literally fist, mime and 150 chips as your scoring jokers lmao

[fringe nebula]

steel

fist steel combo is nice

altho you have to manually move your low number cards to the left side of steel

[heady zenith]

Balala speedrun any percent

[fringe nebula]

set ante to 8
bruh

[calm furnace]

imagine losing to ante 8 big blind to greed one blue seal

when a single pair scores 200k

[vestal copper]

cryptid boss blinds are funny

[calm furnace]

could never be me

||im gonna retire||

[vestal copper]

bye

[glossy forge]

😭 I'm on the edge dude

We did it chat

I picked bones for safety

[hasty vector]

Looking for some advice friends wee joker and lucky build plenty of cards in the deck is it time to get rid of dna?

[tender bone]

ive got green deck gold stake left and then its black deck, is it really as bad as they say im scared

[queen kindle]

bet

[hasty vector]

Yes it is gold stake black deck you need to get your econ going early or you will surely lose

[tender bone]

really?

[heady zenith]

Bet bet

[queen kindle]

6 rounds lol

[fringe nebula]

-1 hand is less money

basically

[tender bone]

yeah but does 1 dollar matter that much

[fringe nebula]

yes

it does

[shell dagger]

Black deck sucks for the same reason that blue deck is the best

[heady zenith]

I'm rather jollypilled

[shell dagger]

This isn’t #⚙・modding-general

[molten thicket]

that's pretty jolly

[heady zenith]

I'm not talking about the molded cards dingus

I love jolly Jim so much

[peak plinth]

I see modded cards

[shell dagger]

And this is talking about jolly joker too?

[peak plinth]

I stole your screenshot and posted in modding general

[wintry valley]

STOP APPEARING PLEASE

[heady zenith]

Bros on the roffle deck

[queen kindle]

photo the chad

jimbo demands it

[tired silo]

I cannot for the life of me pass this godforsaken Purple stake checkered for some reason

[livid temple]

rest in peace bros

[tired silo]

looks inside

[light brook]

“do you think we’re friends in every universe?” ahh

[lament ledge]

How is this card "uncommon"? 0.1x is piss low, thats nothing lol

worst card in game

[lyric wave]

that's for EVERY planet

you can use a shitload of planets each shop

[lament ledge]

theres max 2 planet card decks max per shop

[lyric wave]

I've gotten a constellation to 8x before with planet tycoon

[light brook]

yeah use a butt ton of planes and it upgrades piss fast

[lyric wave]

what are you saying

[light brook]

rerolls

[molten thicket]

you can get a shitload of planets

[lament ledge]

but i dont have money

[lyric wave]

then get better econ

[molten thicket]

then manage your econ more

[lyric wave]

this is a skill issue, not a constellation issue

[lament ledge]

i sold it anyways

[molten thicket]

do NOT diss my goat constellation

[light brook]

it’s never a constellation issue. he has no issue.

plus just wait till bro finds out about campfire

[terse vale]

number get bigger when you add it

[terse vale]

0.25x… tooo smaall Give me my face card builds again

[quartz ember]

I dont think i saw const diss ever before here

[light brook]

we yes wee are all killing anyone who hates constellation

if no one got me, i know constellation got me

[spark kernel]

Chat why does perkeo always appear at the worst time

[inner stratus]

you must first open your heart

accepting that the right time is any time will open your heart to the possiblities before you

[earnest goblet]

torture

[vestal copper]

[earnest goblet]

i hate the plant, all of my photo chad runs ruined

[inner stratus]

photochad hold the chad

[earnest goblet]

one of my other runs today, i had to sell hanging chad

[fringe nebula]

well

[earnest goblet]

I HAVE BLESSED YOU

[royal bobcat]

thats one sexy chad

[earnest goblet]

it very much is

[vestal copper]

i wonder what are the odds of nat neg photochad appearing in the shop

[drifting phoenix]

Thanks

[earnest goblet]

holy what are these 2 crazy seeds

as soon i message i bless everyone

be blessed all

[drifting phoenix]

Crazy bad you mean

[vestal copper]

😭

im sorry

[earnest goblet]

WAIT I DIDNT SEE UR MONEY

😭

[stone shell]

playing the game while talking to myself like im the doc paid off

[molten thicket]

credit card in the buffoon pack 2 shops earlier

[vagrant wagon]

This run was so lucky i got photochad in the next shop and then yeah

[earnest goblet]

free win pretty much

[vestal copper]

peak

[vagrant wagon]

It was

[drifting phoenix]

😭

[earnest goblet]

brainstorm is annoying to use on photochad tho

[royal bobcat]

science discovered that thinking helps your chance of success on the 12th Feb 2026

[vestal copper]

lifechanging

[zinc zephyr]

Wait I have to THINK to play??

Fuckkk

[vagrant wagon]

But hey it worked so i dont complain 🫠

[vestal copper]

dw ill get photochad every round and win

[earnest goblet]

what other jokers do u all use in photochad, i like smiley and scary face and sock and buskin

and blueprint

[royal bobcat]

i love using bus

in photochad builds

[earnest goblet]

what does it even do?

[royal bobcat]

i have some reliable mult scaling

[earnest goblet]

i forgot

[royal bobcat]

all the while benefitting from photo and chad

[terse vale]

na thats not what they meant

[vagrant wagon]

What is a good deck to get easily 400$ to unlock that one joker?

[zinc zephyr]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dj-khaled-graggletwo-what-does-he-v1zlyzPMsDUyTQJzyC

[terse vale]

talking just helps it stick more and kinda prevents you from going to fast

[stone shell]

we could ankh our invisible joker for the moneyyy

[earnest goblet]

ahh yes

well played

[royal bobcat]

i didnt see the new patchnotes, but i'm glad thunk made invis' design more in line with its name!

[earnest goblet]

holy i just had a showman and riff raf and the riff raf gave me another rif raf wtf

wow a mouthful

[royal bobcat]

riff raffception

wiff waff im a dog idk why im saying this

[last geyser]

Wraith then ankh

[royal bobcat]

true!

:(

[rose wolf]

i have some free periods in school tomorrow so i'm gonna bring my laptop and play balatro during those periods

[royal bobcat]

[last geyser]

W

[vagrant wagon]

What is a good play with ancient Joker?

[fervent plover]

damn, open source version found by my frnd

on nix

[last geyser]

Wild card

[manic vault]

rip

[peak plinth]

Only real ones have had their big banana break

[rose wolf]

i got a run with two poly burnt jokers yesterday, i saved the seed but i forgot exactly how i did it 😔 😔 😔

[tired silo]

😔 lucky

lost mine today 1.1M score

[gray tartan]

never punished

hoky fk

[unreal island]

Bana

[royal bobcat]

just for the record, i started with those 4 diamonds

[peak plinth]

How do you achieve such feat

[rose wolf]

so apparently it's monday and not tomorrow

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[neat ore]

Is gold stake naneif even possible?

[livid temple]

i have an okay relationship with bloodstone

[serene forge]

yes

[livid temple]

i got 3 bloodstones and an oops just to encounter the hearts boss

[neat ore]

I thought it wasn't possible

[serene forge]

extra common blooodstone L

[livid temple]

on ante 4

rip

[serene forge]

it's possible but like 4x less consistent

[rose wolf]

same

[royal bobcat]

alright alright chat who wants to do some GAMBA

no need to savescum

[harsh relic]

3 blackboards 🥹🔥🔥

[royal bobcat]

me when the pair does 800k

[serene forge]

here win

[royal bobcat]

THIS IS WHY YOU HOARD PLANETS CHAT

inside me there are two wolves

one wants the silly negative rocket

the other wants a fourth black board

back to school moment

[lament ledge]

whats -ante? whats ante? and -1 hand?? isnt that ruin ruinning?

why would someone pay 7 dollars for this

[serene forge]

guys how do i get the hatsune miku joker

[molten thicket]

correct*

[royal bobcat]

its not run ruinning

[lament ledge]

am i not getting smth here? whats the benefit to getting it

[terse vale]

more time to find stuff

[molten thicket]

you are set back 1 ante

[terse vale]

like in an emergency

[royal bobcat]

-1 ante means you go back 3 rounds essentially

[terse vale]

or a straight / 4oak run

[serene forge]

you can use it to rewind an ante which is useful if a blind is about to kill you

[rich mauve]

why wouldn't it?

[molten thicket]

mostly not worth it but it can be run-saving at times

[lament ledge]

ty

[royal bobcat]

i wouldn't say its mostly not worth it

it depends when you get it

[serene forge]

it also gets you more time to scale in theory but sometimes that isn't even true because -1 hand is a very big detriment

[gray tartan]

?

[royal bobcat]

the later you get it the better

[serene forge]

it's mostly just good for emergencies

[stiff fjord]

you get more opportunities to build your deck + scale jokers like square and hologram

[rich mauve]

all roads lead to rome

[royal bobcat]

hieroglyph lets you see 3 more shops, scale your jokers more, get more money, etc

[molten thicket]

all roads lead to baron mime

[gray tartan]

im crine

[compact jewel]

Which way should we go

[frozen bane]

I'm doing the thing, is the second mime good enough to lose Showman, or is it necessary to wait for bp/brainstorm?

[frozen bane]

love me a square man

[royal bobcat]

the -1 hand is a big downside BUT let's sasy you get it in ante 7, you only lose 6 hands throughout the entire game

[molten thicket]

abstract bcs squoker stinks

[royal bobcat]

hieroglyph early IS run ruinning though

[molten thicket]

i think you sell the dna

[royal bobcat]

unless you like playing black deck without the upside

:)

[rich mauve]

well you would lose anyway

[gray tartan]

watch me not get a mime after bean bug and nat neg baron

[royal bobcat]

wha

wdym

if you're about to die yeah buy hiero

but theres no good reason to buy hiero early unless it's to save your ass

[frozen bane]

funny thing about that

[rich mauve]

yes but that isn't particularly hiero

[molten thicket]

if you're so dead you need early hiero i think you should hold r

[left juniper]

Thats boring though

[royal bobcat]

yes it is? no other voucher has a downside like hiero does

[molten thicket]

fire

[rich mauve]

that's how it is tho

gold stake

[royal bobcat]

thats not how u learn but sure

[rich mauve]

-10 dollars early for a useless voucher 🥀

[left juniper]

I should have said I find doing that boring. I play the runs out, if heiro can save it I will take it

[compact jewel]

Well,

It's not rental or perishable

[royal bobcat]

well in that case hiero isn't useless it literally saves your run for at least 3 rounds

i just have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

where are we supposed to disagree actually

[rich mauve]

I'm just saying buying useless vouchers early is not good

[royal bobcat]

hiero is good late because more shops and minimal impact on your run or when you'd die without it

[molten thicket]

i mean with $10 you can pretty easily save yourself

[rich mauve]

and it's not only hiero

[left juniper]

How is it useless when in the use-case described it will literally save the run

[royal bobcat]

i dont get it either

but whatever

[left juniper]

I think they prefer to hold R instead of trying to save a run. So they are saying their opinion/gameplay like it's a fact 🤷

[royal bobcat]

this whole discussion began because someone thought hiero was a worthless voucher

i explained why it wasn't

talking about something else than hieroglyph is quite literally irrelevant

[patent sail]

🐎

[royal bobcat]

im guilty of that to some extent though i try not to do that too much

[azure ginkgo]

i just lost a run with the last joker I need sticjered bc thevjoker in question (dagger) ate my drivwrs license bc i forgot to move it. Fuck. Might've lost to crimson heart anyway tbh but that hurts

[royal bobcat]

no point in continuing a run if i'm tilted though

[royal bobcat]

ouch

[wintry valley]

https://youtu.be/iyEFw54_Kn0

[scarlet epoch]

uhhhh what's going on here?

[wintry valley]

naneinf would be crazy

[molten thicket]

GRIM??

[patent sail]

got this video today as well

[molten thicket]

DAMN

[brave goblet]

chicot

[wintry valley]

it's soo dope holy

[scarlet epoch]

soul in a spectral pack?

[royal bobcat]

what

[brave goblet]

what's wrong with that

soul is a spectral card

[royal bobcat]

is there anything wrong with that

[rich mauve]

ok this is just misunderstanding. I just said take hiero if you're gonna die and don't if you won't because there is no point in paying 10$ for a useless voucher that early

[royal bobcat]

its a spectral card

[patent sail]

ikr, lookimg forward to a more polished version of this

[scarlet epoch]

I thought it was arcana only

[rich mauve]

we are not disagreeing on something

[wintry valley]

it's just like black hole in planet pack

wait no

[patent sail]

can it even appear in spectral pack tho?

[brave goblet]

it does

[wintry valley]

proob

[molten thicket]

it can

[scarlet epoch]

Ive just never seen soul in spectral before

[left juniper]

Black Hole can appear in an Arcana Pack if you have Omen Globe too

[royal bobcat]

duh

[patent sail]

weird, i havent seen that happen

[rich mauve]

because 0.003

[brave goblet]

it is a 0.3% chance lol

[digital pewter]

so i'm gold staking jokers rn

[molten thicket]

black hole does appear in spectral packs

[brave goblet]

it is a 0.3% chance lol

[digital pewter]

do i sacrifice a gold stake to guarantee a win

it's amber acorn

[scarlet epoch]

it does

[digital pewter]

so it's not a concern

[royal bobcat]

stickkering my jonkler on live television

[brave goblet]

if you don't get a win, you won't get any gold stickers

[rich mauve]

spectral cards appear in spectral packs

soul and black hole are spectral cards

[digital pewter]

the thing is that i've scored above the boss score, but only on good draws

[royal bobcat]

you'll win with rebate often, you can sell it

[digital pewter]

and i'll get more planet scaling too

[left juniper]

• Soul can appear in both Spectral and Arcana
• Black Hole can appear in Spectral and Celestial
• Black Hole can also appear in Arcana with Omen Globe

[wintry valley]

are we cooked

[royal bobcat]

throwback </3

[brave goblet]

No

goated run

[frozen bane]

???? I can't imagine there's a point to grabbing another showman??

[royal bobcat]

well u dont have a showman so

and also no

[molten thicket]

you cannnnn but the possible benefits are unlikely

[royal bobcat]

i should marry ghost deck

i always win with it

its my goat for eel

[frozen bane]

Well I had one, he got me a mime and a brainstorm, kinda goated ngl

[left juniper]

Two Showmen are pointless. Four however…

[royal bobcat]

well what if i want to date two of them??

how about that

[tawdry rock]

holy luck

[royal bobcat]

super shiny megapack on the right

only missing hex

[left juniper]

Yooo a death!

[royal bobcat]

hi lilo i just got a quadruple poly blackboard run

[molten thicket]

am i tripping or is trib a bit fried

[tawdry rock]

it was canio

[tawdry rock]

#1412350576762814501 texture pack

[royal bobcat]

proving once again that the eternal tag is NOT a debuff

[mental bloom]

help what does -nan mean

[zinc willow]

So.... I have the meme seed

[left juniper]

Not A Number

[mental bloom]

Yeah I know but why the -

[left juniper]

Minus Not A Number 😎

[digital pewter]

the greed paid off

[mental bloom]

😭😭

well f me

[brave goblet]

naneinf's evil sibling

[heady zenith]

Chicot

[tawdry rock]

it was canio

also this run is fucking crazy

[wintry valley]

guys

[stray sinew]

i'm in tears

[wintry valley]

should i put blueprint with dusk or photo

[scenic sigil]

I need your seed

[vague sequoia]

Top 5 legendary jokers of all time imo

Also istg you were in Oliver's server afterimg

[tawdry rock]

dont care it was terrible for my run so i sold him

and i have no idea who oliver is

[left juniper]

Photo

[scenic sigil]

Photo

[stray sinew]

depends on if retriggering gives you something more (stuff like gold seals, whatever) but for score, photo

[stray sinew]

gulp...

[tawdry rock]

run of all time im scoring e16

[scenic sigil]

Negative scary face so fugly

[patent sail]

no its kinda cool?? looks golden

[drifting gorge]

it looks about as golden as the geometry dash level of the same name

[scenic sigil]

Looks like a tramp stamp

[plain moon]

crazy start

[patent sail]

molden

[royal bobcat]

no need to beg me this hard, game

[frozen bane]

DNA comeback??? (Just took antimatter)

[plain moon]

i take hack here right?

[drifting gorge]

atp flip a coin

[patent sail]

what if you had gay todd and gay steven.... just a thought

[rose wolf]

odd todd my goat

i won my first gold stake run with polychrome odd todd

[royal bobcat]

tough choices tough choices (i died to not drawing a single odd card last run)

[plain moon]

ok it got a lil crazier

[royal bobcat]

do i hex rebate and take card sharp

or take grimbo and hex it

i think i hex rebate and take card sharp

[median nova]

Ante 1 perkeo (im definitely gonna die next ante)

[royal bobcat]

bro im throwing free runs rn holy shit

[earnest pelican]

god I love free wins

[rose wolf]

i'm right there with a legend (yorick) 🥹

[median nova]

Yorick at x3? Did you just get him

[earnest pelican]

Yeah, got him ante 6

tbf I wouldn't have taken him earlier and would have sold him since I have an eternal Grimbo

he had to show up late to work

[royal bobcat]

ghost deck is such a silly deck i love it

c9 waiting room??

[plain moon]

my GOD what is this run

[digital pewter]

three down!

[royal bobcat]

normal amount of money to have round 4

[spark kernel]

Why 😭 🙏

[lapis lion]

SIXSEVEN meta seed cavendish and brainstorm ante 1

[royal bobcat]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[patent sail]

rate my build

🟦🪴📜🌊🌌

[royal bobcat]

when the game is giving you all you could ever want at once

[wintry valley]

goated multiplayer luck

[desert quiver]

Balala

[digital pewter]

52 jokers gold staked so far

100 left

oh man it just dawned on me how many that is

[royal bobcat]

BRO THE EMPEROR TOO WHAT

[digital pewter]

and with probably 2 or 3 new jokers max per successful run too

[royal bobcat]

sometimes the game just tells you to win

[earnest pelican]

The first time I did C++, Stone Joker was my last joker and it took me like 10 hours to even find him once in a run where taking him wouldn't instantly kill me

[royal bobcat]

im flabbergasted

[earnest pelican]

Was so annoying

[royal bobcat]

constellation hi

[tepid skiff]

maybe sell dusk

[brave goblet]

Hologram go brrr

[royal bobcat]

estrogen in the water or something

[brave goblet]

goodbye, michelle

[patent sail]

your money

[proven ember]

Green joker is on +18 should I swap?

[patent sail]

green is poly tho

[proven ember]

Yea

Or should I let go the vagabon

[patent sail]

depends on if you still wanna farm him or can do the sacrifice here

[proven ember]

Or the card sharp

[patent sail]

god no

vaga is the most likely here

[royal bobcat]

youre a bit late but its okay i still love you and i'll take you baby boo <3

[patent sail]

i see pants

[royal bobcat]

[patent sail]

biblical levels of greed

[royal bobcat]

if i die because of vv it'll be 100% deserved

[patent sail]

now make all of them gay

[still pike]

What do I switch for DNA?

[patent sail]

ion know man do you even need it? copying queens?

kill smiley tbh

[wicked sonnet]

3 decks left!

and +4 gold stickers

[still pike]

Do I take?

[patent sail]

you cant afford

no

not even gonna help really

[warm epoch]

nah

[wicked sonnet]

yeah it's not worth it

although i'd sell dna to get over interest

[warm epoch]

superposition no

[patent sail]

black, nebula and plasma?

[warm epoch]

i hope you get ecto

[wicked sonnet]

nebula, erratic, painted

i got black out of the way a while ago

plasma was my second 🔥

[warm epoch]

painted is so hard

[patent sail]

nebula might suck

[swift totem]

DNA is almost always bait

[wicked sonnet]

it's just -1 hands for mediocre deck fixing

[wicked sonnet]

look i haven't enjoyed it so far

but i'm up to purple on those last three

well actually i think i'm on orange for erratic

[patent sail]

erratic is silly

gamblepilled deck

[wicked sonnet]

if i really wanted to i'd just reroll until i find a nice deck

but that's boring

[warm epoch]

i cant win white stake in painted🥀

[patent sail]

won it first try,,, is it thst bad?

[warm epoch]

idk for me it is

[patent sail]

might have just gotten lucky idk

[warm epoch]

i got gold in yellow black and ghost till now

[patent sail]

i only played it once

[wicked sonnet]

it's super easy

-1 joker size isn't that big of a gambit

[patent sail]

abandoned is the real easy deck

[warm epoch]

i got blueprint and chad in my judgement today

[wicked sonnet]

the hand size just allows for so much more

[patent sail]

or ghost

[warm epoch]

taalk about lucky

[wicked sonnet]

and if you find and ecto it's just +1 hand size overall

[wicked sonnet]

congrats on naneinf

now win your last gold stake deck

[prisma tree]

char

chat

[wicked sonnet]

ghost was my first

[prisma tree]

any tips with ghost deck on blue stake?

[wicked sonnet]

and then plasma

[swift totem]

evil black deck

[wicked sonnet]

it's just a regular run really

[patent sail]

i love judgement so much its essentially a discount jonkler cuz like 95% of jonklers cost over 3 bucks with only a few exceptions

[swift totem]

don’t be afraid to sell your hex for the interest

[patent sail]

same 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[wicked sonnet]

blue stake is annoying because you lose your discard but you can start with a solid econ

[cloud sinew]

and its stickerless

[warm epoch]

judgement is really nice

i love riff raff too

free econ on ante 1

[patent sail]

(also cuz GAMBLING 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑)

[wicked sonnet]

if you get out of the first blind in 1 you can use the hex and get out of the rest in 1

[patent sail]

riff raff is fun

[wicked sonnet]

if you want the interest/extra money sell the hex and you just start with extra money

and then regular tips apply

[warm epoch]

mfw riff raff pulls photochad

[wicked sonnet]

scale scale scale

[patent sail]

he can do mitosis

[wicked sonnet]

i loved when my judgement pulled a blueprint ante 1

[patent sail]

he gave me negative green jonkler once 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[wicked sonnet]

riff raff + showman = riff raff

[patent sail]

what if riff raff just spawns 2 negative riff raffs

[warm epoch]

riff raff is aan easy A tier tho

[wicked sonnet]

infinite value

yeah

[warm epoch]

super useful in gold stake

free jokers

[wicked sonnet]

very very good joker

it's easy econ and/or jokers

definitely a top value generator

[warm epoch]

matador is kinda underrated too

he is nice if you find him early

[wicked sonnet]

i had this conversation a couple days ago when we were ranking econ jokers

i had him last but i never actually used him lol

got him yesterday and had a blueprint and a couple extra hand vouchers

[warm epoch]

i mean he triggers on every hand in the wall and base and mult halved one

[wicked sonnet]

$64

[still pike]

Is erosion good for the futer?

[wicked sonnet]

definitely moved up my list

[wicked sonnet]

for the what?

[still pike]

Future*

[patent sail]

hes GAMBLINGPILLED i love gambling so much

[warm epoch]

crazy how blueprint can be with any econ joker and fix your whole economy

[wicked sonnet]

i mean you almost always lean towards cutting the deck

so if i find it early i'm taking it

[patent sail]

never forget that at any moment he can generate negative photochad

keep gambling

[wicked sonnet]

it scales very quickly

[still pike]

I got erosion ante 1

[rain adder]

Some runs I did in 2 days

[wicked sonnet]

i'd take it