🕹・game-discussion

[untold onyx]

Well feed it that runner probably, that 1 dollar of interest is not worth it

[weak relic]

+10 mult for dagger lezz go

[pale ridge]

Do I go for the photo

[glossy mortar]

Honestly I’m starting to think that resetting for a good joker isn’t even enough anymore.

I think I need to reset for something even more specific.

[untold onyx]

Probably good since you must have a lot of levels in x or y hand

[glossy mortar]

Income is the biggest issue here. With all blinds giving you much less money, you need an income joker.

[cloud sinew]

now i can just score my glass spade kings forever 😎

plant is easy if you actually plan

[pale ridge]

Level 27 flush

[untold onyx]

Well yeah sure, take it

Probably significant

[pale ridge]

I sell odd Todd or dna right

[untold onyx]

Sell DNA or odd, you got plenty of use out of DNA by now

[pale ridge]

Ì got dna late

[glossy mortar]

Yeah the only way to do this is reset until you get bank card, golden, or cloud 9.

[cloud sinew]

I had none of those on the run im on now

[cloud sinew]

and im on gold stake

[glossy mortar]

Yeah to do it without those requires some ungodly amount of luck with the draws and that just dosen’t happen.

I naturally have bad luck. Always have.

[weak relic]

Gamble more

[untold onyx]

You can defo get harmed by luck but, gold stake has been proven to be pretty consistently winnable, there's nuance to discarding and using hands to also discard that you might not have yet

[cloud sinew]

copying DNA because im certain i win with a high card if i copy chad

[cloud sinew]

Luck has nothing to do with it

[celest jetty]

Why is the screenshot a link?

[weak relic]

Where embed

[cloud sinew]

Thats a you issue

[glossy mortar]

Bruh… saying that for a game that is entirely built off RNG is wild xD

[celest jetty]

I suppose it is

[cloud sinew]

It isnt

[serene forge]

there is a runner in this shop

[serene forge]

no you don't

[cloud sinew]

Do you think "luck" is why you die? do you think youre so much "unluckier" than the best players which is why youre losing?

[serene forge]

you should learn to play around suboptimal circumstances

[cloud sinew]

When I lose its because I fucked up. Luck has basically nothing to do with it

[serene forge]

not every run will just hand you rebate bus in round 1

[ebon maple]

It does

[glossy mortar]

No, luck is just RNG. You don’t get the hand you need, you don’t get a joker that is useful, you don’t get a taro card to stay alive, it all comes down to RNG. You don’t win if you don’t got luck.

[cloud sinew]

How?

[ebon maple]

Some times

[serene forge]

luck is a factor obviously but usually not the reason you die

[ebon maple]

Draws in example in early antes

Jokers

Seed

[shell dagger]

No u don’t

[ebon maple]

Etc

[cloud sinew]

You can account for all of those

[pale ridge]

what do I sell

[serene forge]

good play will overcome shitty luck if your goal is to just win

[cloud sinew]

there isnt a single unwinnable seed that has been found yet

[untold onyx]

Ok well that's too rough I think, there are situations where luck will affect you badly, balatro is about lessening the avenues of that happening and gaining more control Of your draw over time

[serene forge]

and also

[robust lance]

You are NOT going endless. DNA.

[glossy mortar]

Bruh. Doing so results in death. Like starting with $2 isn’t going to result in a win.

[serene forge]

this is why consistency is key

[cloud sinew]

You will have worse runs, yes, but that does not mean that "luck" is why you died

[cloud sinew]

No it doesnt

[serene forge]

you don't have to worry about eating shit to bad luck if you minimize the effects of luck on you in the first place

[static flint]

Is this "Luck"?

[glossy mortar]

There is no possible way as far as I know to ensure 100% of the time you start a game you start with a hand that can win in 1.

[serene forge]

good thing thats not the win condition then

[glossy mortar]

That is where most runs die

[shell dagger]

no it isn’t

[cloud sinew]

This run im doing rn for example; i made my faces Spades because Ive seen the goad, and ive already faced plant so i can fully commit to faces. Im keeping at least one slot free so Im fine against Verdant Leaf, etc

[static flint]

Ante 5

[cloud sinew]

You dont need to one shot

[pale ridge]

Get a flush bro

[static flint]

What the f

[untold onyx]

It doesn't matter if every seed might or might not be beatable, Amphy's experience leads them to believe luck is what is making them lose and I think having people completely denying the idea won't help them improve

[static flint]

I just Upgrade everything

[shell dagger]

amphy needs to lock in

[cloud sinew]

Yes it will. Knowing that theres always something you can do is better than thinking it was out of your control

[pale ridge]

True

[static flint]

Luck and Strategy as well

[glossy mortar]

I mean you don’t on black deck since 1 shotting is only $6 not 7. However it still comes down to if you get a joker that can save you from the next 2 rounds. If you don’t then it’s likely dead there too.

[untold onyx]

Black deck kinda ass but it's still pretty navigable, you should be able to get a run past ante 2 to the end of the game

[pale ridge]

Js play flushes bro they can 2 shot a big blind and the boss blind if ur lucky

[serene forge]

ante 1 should be doable without jokers without too much trouble

although hook and manacle do make that harder

[untold onyx]

Ultimately I think black deck can lead to the idea that the game is luck based when it limits your econ so much

[celest jetty]

Is that a melon wallnut profile picture?

[glossy mortar]

Bruh… every run starts like this. Press play, look at cards, check if you have full house or straight, look at what type you have the most of, discard everything else, do it again for the 2nd discard, if fails reset, if flush play it and pray it 1 shots, if it dosen’t, reset.

Around 1 in 30 runs make it past this point and gets to shop 1 where you have the real RNG of getting a useful joker.

[woven spire]

i hate ante 1 hook

[opal canopy]

Nah,bro really said “if you can’t one shot the blind you die”

[serene forge]

it's not productive to blame bad luck for everything

[pale ridge]

You don't need to one-shot bro

[serene forge]

what's the follow up for that

[ebon maple]

You cant always

[cloud sinew]

Yes you can

[shell dagger]

1 in 30 is greatly exaggerated

[opal canopy]

@glossy mortar is a big ol ragebaiter

[untold onyx]

I'm not defending it, it's bad for self improvement but I think amphy has been put on the defensive here?

[shell dagger]

All u need to do is look at balatro university to know it’s just not true

[cloud sinew]

Amphy said that 4% of runs make it past ante 1 lol

[shell dagger]

I can’t win every black deck start either but I know that’s largely a me issue and not the game

[opal canopy]

In that case I must be the luckiest person alive

[celest jetty]

Black deck is a hard deck, so I don’t blame people for losing it in the early game

[cloud sinew]

Seed? Thats incredibly vague and kinda just means nothing

[opal canopy]

The runs that don’t are me being dumb

[untold onyx]

This, it's bad to blame luck but black deck is black deck

[glossy mortar]

I mean you don’t on black deck since you only need $4 to get a joker. However having more than $4 means you can buy a uncommon if they show up. You can’t buy rares however which does suck but honestly dosen’t matter because most rares wont help you survive ante 1 or 2, they are there to survive the later antes.

[serene forge]

glitched all planets seed is winnable on black deck gold stake, so no

[opal canopy]

Dude, JUST BUY AFTER THE BIG BLIND

[untold onyx]

I think you're putting too much weight on joker rarity here

[pale ridge]

you don't need a joker ante 1

[untold onyx]

You can win ante 1 without jokers most of the time, maybe you need some scoring help on the boss if it's a bad one

[serene forge]

you can't buy rares round 1 on any deck but yellow or blue idk why we're talking about that

[cloud sinew]

Green too

[serene forge]

true

[opal canopy]

You can beat small blind on ante 2 at the most

[vocal rose]

you always have enough to buy the buffoon pack first round

[untold onyx]

Even with black deck you need to let interest build up for the first ante to stand a chance

[vocal rose]

so I wouldn’t reset if you don’t one shot the small blind

[untold onyx]

Spending at a minimum

[serene forge]

even if you don't find a good joker you can get planets

[glossy mortar]

Okay so lets say you do this. So you go in with $4 to round 2. You 2 shot it since that’s the best you can do. You only get $1. So now you have $5 in shop 2. You basically get a second chance at doing exactly the thing you did round 1, however you are in an even worse position because you are one round down.

[serene forge]

a saturn or jupiter will make a1 boss much safer

[pale ridge]

Th8s

[shell dagger]

You get $4 from beating round 2 minimum

[cloud sinew]

The big blind gives you $4 already

[opal canopy]

Is this guy dumb

[glossy mortar]

Yes and that is my strat. After I get past restart hell, I check the shop jokers, usually they suck so I take the pack, if that fails, reset.

[untold onyx]

Amphy uses they them

But yeah that's dumb amphy

[vocal rose]

are you resetting the run?

or dying

[opal canopy]

I use guy as a general term

Sorry tho

[untold onyx]

This is a skill issue, it isn't bad but you can defo go the first ante while piling up interest

[pale ridge]

True

[untold onyx]

Pick up a rental and sell it before the run ends, get a random planet from the shop if you need

[cloud sinew]

I told you yesterday to not reset and to just power through until you die

[serene forge]

sucky jokers like what

[glossy mortar]

Depends on how bad the situation is.

[untold onyx]

Also that, you stunt your learning curve a lot by not playing failing runs, even if you don't win you get to possibly get experience

[vocal rose]

stop resetting

just don’t reset

[ebon condor]

even if it may be less effective, its better for the mind and helps skill-wise

[vocal rose]

play until you die

[shell dagger]

Yeah this could be “sucky” jokers like jolly joker

[pale ridge]

Jolly joker could prob get u past ante 2

Idk

[vocal rose]

this is what im thinking

[shell dagger]

It can

[torpid bridge]

Jolly

[vocal rose]

there is a VERY high chance he doesn’t know what’s good

[glossy mortar]

Bruh. It already takes 5-10 minutes to find a seed that can get past ante 1. If I didn’t reset and just died on the boss over and over or died to round 4 which is the best you can do without any support, it would make every run take 4x as long.

[opal canopy]

Assuming you don’t skip the run, 4$ +2$ from the small blind hand size, then 4$ +1$ from hand left and the big blind that’s 11$ enough to get you out of a bad situation

[shell dagger]

It doesn’t take 5-10 minutes if you just keep playing

[cloud sinew]

woah legendary gold sticker, im dropping photo

[shell dagger]

Instead of resetting

[pale ridge]

Pessimist final boss

[inland acorn]

dying on ante 1 is a horrible indicator

[ebon condor]

you can usually beat the boss without jokers, even on black

if you play well

[vocal rose]

are you on gold stake?

[serene forge]

they're on blue

I think

[cloud sinew]

I GOT BETTER PHOTO

trib actually peak here

worst legendary stickered <3

[glossy mortar]

Okay this is fair. I will change the plan then. Max 2 hands used round 1, skip round 1 shop, go all in on round 2, then pray for joker. See if it works. I’m willing to try anything at this point.

[untold onyx]

I'm gonna leave it here cuz I don't see this getting anywhere, amphy you need to just see runs through, try to get streaks of getting runs to ante 4 or so. consistency will help you

[vocal rose]

next attempt screenshot the shop

[cloud sinew]

Max 2 hands used is also not good, just play until you die

[glossy mortar]

Which shop round 1 or round 2?

[inland acorn]

yay broke a billion score

[vocal rose]

round 1

[torpid bridge]

Do uou know that the first shop you encounter will guarantee to have joker, next shop, not as much

[vocal rose]

or both

skipping round 1 shop is

horrible

[cloud sinew]

Guaranteed to have a buffoon pack, yeah

[torpid bridge]

If you are unlucky, you may not get joker

[vocal rose]

there is so many things going wrong

[vocal rose]

blue stake btw

so no perishable rental

[cloud sinew]

Yeah

[glossy mortar]

I do know that, it’s why my original plan had me taking the buffoon pack if the shop jokers sucked.

[opal canopy]

Don’t buy stuff until ante 2

[inland acorn]

wait what does the new discoveries tag mean?

[vocal rose]

this is bad advice

[shell dagger]

This doesn’t work on black deck btw

[pale ridge]

3 blue seals and my flush is at lvl 16

[inland acorn]

I thought it'd always be 0 now since I have all collectibles unlocked and seen

[shell dagger]

And shouldn’t be done on any deck that isn’t plasma or checkered usually

[opal canopy]

Then don’t run worst deck

[torpid bridge]

You die before reaching ante 2

[serene forge]

you should pretty much always be buying the shop 1 buffoon unless you find something better in the shop itself

[torpid bridge]

😹

[cloud sinew]

This is bad advice

[cloud sinew]

on pretty much every deck actually

[opal canopy]

Holy Christ im getting fried rn

[inland acorn]

does the buffoon pack show up in shop 2 if you don't buy the first one?

[cloud sinew]

No

[shell dagger]

No

[vocal rose]

No

[inland acorn]

oops ok then yeah

[serene forge]

just because you can do ante 1 without jokers doesn't mean you should

[inland acorn]

I was gonna say maybe skip the first one

[serene forge]

you just know that you won't instantly lose if thats your situation

[glossy mortar]

Bruh I’m not listening to this xD the odds of any run making it no assist to ante 2 with any semblance of money to save you is almost 0. I’m just gonna try what that other person said.

That advice at least has logic behind it.

[serene forge]

obviously getting a joker is better

[tender bone]

is this the most optimal joker setup

[torpid bridge]

Better if you can replace pants with extra retrigger

[opal canopy]

Man how am I getting roasted by the person who thinks 4% of runs don’t make it out of ante 1

[tranquil cedar]

99% of gamblers quit before getting to ante 2

[opal canopy]

Indeeed

[tender bone]

i mean with the jokers i have now is this the best assembly

[cloud sinew]

Theyre right for once

[torpid bridge]

Yeah

[cloud sinew]

Your red seal jack should be leftmost for most score

[torpid bridge]

Oh yeah

She's correct

Chad retrig first joker

[viral raft]

what

[tender bone]

yeah i forgor

and i sell pants for verdant leaf right?

[torpid bridge]

I mix up chad in vanilla and in multiplayer

[opal canopy]

Ride the bus is essential to abandoned scaling imo

[ebon condor]

dont buy stuff until ante 5 actually

[untold onyx]

Oh hey maybe I do get lucky

[ebon condor]

waste of mon6

[opal canopy]

Me on plasma Lolol

[untold onyx]

It was canio my manssss

[opal canopy]

Eh

Solid

[tranquil cedar]

never buy jokers waste of money smh

[flat warren]

What’s this SMALL GAY BEAN doing in my Balatro?!

[glossy mortar]

Okay finally. After 3 deaths at round 2 i made it to round 2 shop xD ¼ chance to make it here sucks but technically is better than the 1/30 for passing round 1 no hands wasted.

[tranquil cedar]

raimbow... so cool...

[glossy mortar]

You asked for shop here it is.

Rise the bus is the only option here.

I would normally take it.

[opal canopy]

3 DEATHS ON ROUND 2

[ebon condor]

genuinely how the fuck are you playing for this to be the stats

[glossy mortar]

But my hand is in your control.

[flat warren]

Just hit flushes wtf

[opal canopy]

Black deck is hard but not that hard

[glossy mortar]

Yeah. Even using all hands i couldn’t find 2 flush, full house, or straights. Getting 2 of those in 1 round is extremely low odds. But still higher than a no hands wasted round 1.

[flat warren]

Post the seed

[opal canopy]

What did this guy do to rngesus

[glossy mortar]

Bruh I’m not even dead yet. I’m waiting for someone to tell me what to do xD

Should I just take the bus?

[opal canopy]

Buy best card

[torpid bridge]

Take ride the piss

[cloud sinew]

Hopefully michel doesnt hit the 1/6

[hasty vector]

Friends hello I have finally done it the culmination of many hours played I have unlocked gold stake on all decks

[opal canopy]

Ride the bus

[cloud sinew]

bye business

[glossy mortar]

Okay good so we’re in agreement what I’de do is what should be done xD

[torpid bridge]

Piss

[opal canopy]

BUS

[cloud sinew]

Bus

[torpid bridge]

Piss

[opal canopy]

Bus

[torpid bridge]

Piss

[mossy finch]

good game goin

[opal canopy]

BUUUUUUUSS

[torpid bridge]

Pissssssss

[rich mauve]

to do list thinks he's in the team

[celest jetty]

Mario

[opal canopy]

Buuuuuuuuus

[torpid bridge]

Piiiiiiiisssss

[vale oar]

yikerz

[glossy mortar]

Okay boss was beat in 2 hands. Got very lucky ngl xD

[cloud sinew]

RAHHHH POPCORN STICKER, BYE BONES

[torpid bridge]

Not lucky

Piss scaled up

[cloud sinew]

Holy shit

[torpid bridge]

It helped

[cloud sinew]

Holy shit

Popcorn and bean stickered in the same run

[vale oar]

are you playing black deck for more joker slots for completionist++?

[cloud sinew]

Im doing black deck only C++

[opal canopy]

Say bye to gross Michal

[vale oar]

oh damn

[untold onyx]

Oh my god

[glossy mortar]

So based on the advice I’ve been given in the past. Spectral is a big no. Arcana is imo too expensive, and both shop jokers suck, however if I’m willing to lose interest for the next 2 rounds, i can take gift card in the 1 in like 30 chance I pull a temperance.

[inland helm]

are you fucking insane

[cloud sinew]

Im just autistic

[inland helm]

fair enough

[vale oar]

How many runs for how many stickers so far?

[torpid bridge]

Spectral actually worths it

[untold onyx]

Gift card is not it, you can probably just go to the next round and keep scaling, spend hands on the bus

[torpid bridge]

Immolate

Gold sticker is also good

Seal i mean

[glossy mortar]

I think I’m gonna listen to goblin here.

[cloud sinew]

17 stickers in like 4 wins

not including this run

[opal canopy]

Yeah just scale

[terse vale]

ya just gift card

thats it

[vale oar]

niice, how often are you winning runs?

[untold onyx]

Why would they want gift card..?

[torpid bridge]

Econ

Gift card is not worth it currently imo

Its expensive

[terse vale]

for money

[opal canopy]

The moment they get that card temperance is going to gat banned

[glossy mortar]

Okay welcome to shop 4.

Had to use all my hands and only barely survived with a pait making a few more chips than the 900 required but I’m her.e

[opal canopy]

What’s ur bus at

[terse vale]

maybe clever joker

[glossy mortar]

I’m dead 100% next round without something though.

[cloud sinew]

Probably about 20% of the time, used to be more consistent but ive only recently gotten back into playing a lot.

[terse vale]

ya clever is needed I guess ?

[cloud sinew]

Brainstorm, DNA, Trib, Popcorn and Bean stickered

[untold onyx]

Take clever

[opal canopy]

Take clever and scale best card

[glossy mortar]

I personally would take clever here and go for 2 pair, even though i hate 2 pair a lot.

[cloud sinew]

Two hardest stickers done in one run is insane

[terse vale]

well 2 pair is fine

[glossy mortar]

Okay sounds good. See you when i die or shop 5 xD

[terse vale]

great for black deck people say

[vale oar]

bean and popcorn are really good ones to get and both in same run!!!

[opal canopy]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[hasty vector]

I’ve got two challenges to complete the last two dam they are both unforgiving

[tawdry rock]

gigantic hologram

[torpid bridge]

Gigantic deck

[opal canopy]

How many cards does bro have

[flat warren]

Something I’ll never hear 😢

[torpid bridge]

Good

Gigantic deck is crime

Youve not committed crime

[glossy mortar]

Shop 5. Bus at 7 now.

[cloud sinew]

@ancient gyro 😎

[glossy mortar]

I feel 50/50 on if i can beat next boss.

[terse vale]

bones ?

[vale oar]

id say just go next

[glossy mortar]

However overstock is a huge option here.

[weak relic]

Not now

[opal canopy]

Done any deck fix?

[tawdry rock]

i had a certificate

[weak relic]

I need to gold sticker the 2 jokers

[shell dagger]

You want to use all your hands with bus

[terse vale]

I wouldn’t take overstock until I was confident I could survive and stuff

[glossy mortar]

Bruh where am i pulling taros from xD

[vale oar]

animal well reference!

[flat warren]

Bboard

[ancient gyro]

woah

[weak relic]

Yeah im skipping another soul card

Idc

[glossy mortar]

I will go next and pray.

[terse vale]

bones seems good if you think you’re gonna die

[serene forge]

sell tcard?

[cloud sinew]

This run was awesome and felt very rewarding

[weak relic]

Im hunting for gold sticker so

[serene forge]

do you have all your gold sticker legendaries

[terse vale]

why pray when you can win next round guaranteed with bones :?

[ebon maple]

I dont got a saved ass seed but you can literally die small chip due to bad draw

[weak relic]

Yeah

[ebon maple]

And that is not the worst seed ever?

[serene forge]

yeah makes sense then

[glossy mortar]

Welcome to shop 6.

[cloud sinew]

What is the worst seed ever then

[serene forge]

do you have a worse one

[terse vale]

space joker pls .

[torpid bridge]

Space

[glossy mortar]

Really?

[torpid bridge]

Yes

[vale oar]

yeah

[sullen aspen]

Midas mask for the synergy

[serene forge]

space joker goes good with pair spamming

[ebon maple]

One that you literally lose insta small blind or ante 1?

[terse vale]

overstock seems nice this ante

[untold onyx]

Space joker and try to go for two pair for it possibly

[opal canopy]

I would take arcana

[glossy mortar]

Bruh.

[sullen aspen]

rtb and midas mask👀👀

[tender bone]

does hologram lose value when u use hanged man?

[cloud sinew]

Thats not a specific seed...

[torpid bridge]

I think u should go for 2 pairs in thus build

[untold onyx]

Watch two pair explode and not proc until 3 antes from now

[sullen aspen]

no

[vale oar]

no

[untold onyx]

Ni

[vestal copper]

CHIGOAT

[tender bone]

ok

[untold onyx]

Space joker explode

[serene forge]

i'm more likely to die because a grand piano fell out of the sky onto me

[ancient gyro]

black deck full of adventures and whimsy

[serene forge]

than for a seed like that to exist

[cloud sinew]

Find me any seed that meets this criteria

[glossy mortar]

Okay well I’ll take space then. I rarely ever do but fine.

[terse vale]

cool

[ebon maple]

It can happen, like it or not it is a chance Game, you can only reduce the luck factor, exactly why deck fixing exista

[opal canopy]

Prep to commit to One hand

[serene forge]

i just saw someone say double tag is s tier because it's the blueprint of tags and blueprint is the best jonkler

[cloud sinew]

It can? Proof?

[ebon maple]

There still the chance, so RNG

[vale oar]

today you will learn of how valuable it can be

[cloud sinew]

do you have a single seed where it happens

id not then it doesnt matter

[ancient gyro]

all talk no evidence

[sullen aspen]

what is that logic

[ebon maple]

I dont save ass seeds

[terse vale]

yikes

[cloud sinew]

then you dont know that it can happen

[terse vale]

bro

[opal canopy]

Actually that is impossible

[sullen aspen]

dude got horsed😭✌️

[glossy mortar]

It’s gg.

I’ll post seed in a sec.

[ancient gyro]

what's the point of this conversation again

[cloud sinew]

There's a finite number of seeds, so no.

[tender bone]

who keeps spamming those cringe reactions

[terse vale]

me

[terse vale]

woooo

[glossy mortar]

Gg we tried

[ebon maple]

They say that you can only die by your mistakes and not because of bad luck

[glossy mortar]

There was a rand total of no 2 pairs that entire round.

[terse vale]

could u paste it into chat

4 ease

[glossy mortar]

At least until the very last hand but that wasn’t enough.

[ebon maple]

Ik and?

[serene forge]

JBU2IGD8

[terse vale]

🐴

[ebon maple]

Is it?

[terse vale]

Oh thank you

[ancient gyro]

well yeah, that's how you minimize the dependency on the roguelike aspect of the game. good decisions reduces failure rate

[cloud sinew]

Which means if a run doesnt exist in the seed space then it isnt possible to happen to you

[tender bone]

the seeds must be in the quadrillions right?

[glossy mortar]

Overall though y’all proved that it definitely wasn’t impossible to do a skip shop 1 and go run. Didn’t beat anything my strat before did. But I’ll keep trying it because why not!

[cloud sinew]

Not even close, its ~2.25 trillion

[ebon maple]

It may exists, simply people havent search for it

[untold onyx]

Hell yeah, have fun

[formal quiver]

Question does anyone know how to fix being stuck on spectral pack opening screen? I was going to make it to ante 39 unseeded and now im stuck.

[tender bone]

really? with the amount of things u can do it seems low

[ebon maple]

Yeah ik, most of the time you lose based on your decisions, however you can die while making perfect decisions

[cloud sinew]

2 trillion is a lot. thats like 200 million times more runs than ive played

[glossy mortar]

Ngl I was kinda hoping y’all would prove me wrong there and we could get to ante 5 for a new pb.

[shell dagger]

drat

[vestal copper]

WHAT

2 SOULS ROUND 6

[cloud sinew]

People have searched for it actually, for like 2 years. Theres a program for searching for specific conditions in seeds

[shell dagger]

it was also a rental green in the buffoon round 1

[tender bone]

yeah but like 2 runs could be the exact same but one might have a single joker foil and it counts as a different seed

[ebon maple]

Ik there is that program, i know about crimson Bean and everythinh

Just not draws

[vestal copper]

holy fucking shit

[cloud sinew]

Can you give me an example of what card draws would be an impossible round to win

[glossy mortar]

Oh btw, before someone says “I played poorly”. The draw first was 2 pair but with face cards. I discarded all the faces and the low. No 2 pair so I discarded any 2’s since odds are now lowered and the face cards then low. Then i only played whatever was lowest odds from there until final hand when I got my first 2 pair to lose.

[cloud sinew]

Did you ever reset bus

[ancient gyro]

okay. that doesn't really disprove there exists an unwinnable seed. just suboptimal decisions in favor of a winnable seed. there has yet to be an unwinnable seed especially one as early as a1r1

[terse vale]

im gonna regret this lmao

[glossy mortar]

As far as I know. There is no way to actually predict what cards will come next so discarding ones that you’ve already discarded/played are the best play.

[cloud sinew]

You can with Misprint

it shows you the next card to be drawn

[glossy mortar]

No lol. When I have bus, bus dosen’t get reset, unless i have bus just for a effect and it dosen’t matter for scoring.

[cloud sinew]

and can be seen from the collection

[opal canopy]

It does?

[rich mauve]

there isn't lol

[cloud sinew]

Yes

[glossy mortar]

I am not doing that bullshit. That is beyond fucking annoying to do and would eat away hours of my life.

[cloud sinew]

You just said there wasnt a way, and I told you a way.

not saying you should, just that its a way to see what will be drawn

[visual canyon]

No way!

I literally just had my first double legendary run LMAO

[glossy mortar]

Holy fucking shit fine! Next time I’ll post misprint numbers then too and y’all can help me there. My god.

[cloud sinew]

????

[visual canyon]

Yorick + Canio

[vestal copper]

rigged run fr

[ancient gyro]

oh.

[vestal copper]

i got canio chigoat

[weak relic]

Yeah

[visual canyon]

Goated

[vocal rose]

anger displacement 101

[cloud sinew]

Im just telling you that it exists, why are you getting mad. I even said "not saying you should, just that its a way to"

[ancient gyro]

god forbid autistic ppl giving a little advice

[ebon maple]

Without knowing it beforehand? I bet there are unwinnable seeds

[cloud sinew]

Find one then

until then, there arent any known unwinnable seeds.

[ebon maple]

Human psycology

[cloud sinew]

Thats not a card in balatro

[terse vale]

well then it wouldnt be “unwinnable”

[ebon maple]

I can create one rq

[ancient gyro]

do you have one

this is a closed ended question

[cloud sinew]

Please do

[terse vale]

also fuckkk its the tooth

[glossy mortar]

I never thought that I’de be told I have a skill issue for not using a bug/exploit before. Like genuinely that’s insane to me.

[ancient gyro]

hey google remind me in 3 days

[ancient gyro]

the misprint tech is most definitely intentional

[terse vale]

I dont think anybody said this

[cloud sinew]

I literally didnt say anything even close to that.

[ancient gyro]

an easter egg as it were

[ancient gyro]

also who told you that

[cloud sinew]

I told you that it exists, there was nothing more to it than that

[terse vale]

would it be so crazy

[cloud sinew]

please show me where I said anything even close to insulting

[terse vale]

I know I can get past the tooth

but like I don’t wanna deal with the effect

[rich mauve]

balala players' reading comprehension 🔥

[ebon maple]

Small blind black deck you start with 4 clubs high enough to one shot already, however you dont draw any full house club or 3ok

You are dead

[tawdry rock]

insert gif of guy at door with pizza smiling then second photo showing chaos and fire all over the room implying he walked in on some crazy shit

[glossy mortar]

If it’s intentional then the deck should just say what the next card is. The player shouldn’t be forced to menu to misprint every single hand you make then decrypt some obscure numbers to know.

[terse vale]

straights?

[shell dagger]

She’s asking for the actual explicit draw order

[terse vale]

any two pairs?

[ebon maple]

You dont draw a straight

[shell dagger]

Of the first 23 cards

Or whatever

[terse vale]

also give us the seed

[vale oar]

this is how far I got (spoilers for others playing the seed)

[tender bone]

guys does anyone please know a way to get as many vouchers as possible im missing the tier 2 hat and it makes me crazy

[shell dagger]

Do an endless run and take a voucher skip

[ebon maple]

Highesg two pair is 120 x3=360 You barely win and you wont be searching for two pair

[glossy mortar]

I’ll do it though just for y’all.

[rich mauve]

go anaglyph and take a voucher skip

[patent sail]

what did i walk into

[ebon maple]

They say luck cant lose you a run😭😭😭

[ancient gyro]

it's only accessible for those who really want to minmax every single discard action. not needed for the majority of runs as there're not enough frequent factors that would result in a loss every time. just for when it's necessary which is fine enough

[patent sail]

🐎

[cloud sinew]

Youre just going to move on from saying I insulted you and getting mad at me when all I did was tell you something exists? Im blocking you and im just gonna tell people to stop helping you if youre going to treat people like shit

[ancient gyro]

for us? it's your runs you can play however you want.

[weak relic]

[terse vale]

I don’t really care
if theres a way then its not unwinnable

[rich mauve]

hi

[patent sail]

first hieroglyph in your name looks like The Wall blind

[serene forge]

told you they were ragebaiting

[weak relic]

Ello

[serene forge]

i actually had hope but whatever

[ancient gyro]

heiroglyph 🗣️

[patent sail]

get used to it, its Amphy 😭😭😭

[ebon maple]

No? Cause you dont know the draw order therefore will search the one shot and die? It is winnable but you lose out of bad luck

[ancient gyro]

dual dungeons and no traps is actually so chill

[weak relic]

[terse vale]

if you can get past the blind in any way then its not unwinnable

[patent sail]

Amphy is THE bad takes and being agressive about them person

[weak relic]

Damn discord bugging rn

[glossy mortar]

You say that at the same time as y’all saying that I could have won if I did that. How was I to know that? So the only way to know that is to do it every single had of every single game ever.

[cloud sinew]

What is the full deck order? You cant know that you never draw a 3oak, straight unless youve actually shown that.

[weak relic]

For me at least

[terse vale]

not counting glitches I guess

[serene forge]

nice

[woven spire]

bruh

[ebon maple]

First off i wasnt talking about unwinnables simply that you can lose when playing perfectly (knowing the seed is not perfect play btw)
Second off i can build a lose seed in first ante too if you wanna see it, extremely unprobable? Yes
Possible? Yes too

[patent sail]

jesus

[glossy mortar]

Says the one who said I should be using that. Not even Spectre uses that. At least not in any video I’ve seen.

[weak relic]

No yuri

[patent sail]

okay yeah im out of here until we get back to being silly

[woven spire]

lmao

[ancient gyro]

I don't even know the parent conversation. im just saying this games meta isn't annoying to the point of needing to use misprint tech to win a majority of runs. just to gather intel in a hard pinch.

playing with misprint every discard is practically just playing the game at half speed while not being treated as well

a game

[cloud sinew]

Show me where I ever said you should be using it, because I'm sure I never did.

[opal canopy]

Holy pairs are broken

[rich mauve]

more like

holy other hands suck

[weak relic]

Mmm gimmie some more pairslop

[ancient gyro]

he's used it in a couple streak runs while doing c++ no losses

[patent sail]

no one ever says you should be using it, its just a fun little easter egg-esque mechanic

[ancient gyro]

just for information, not like oh hey here's free mult and chips

[terse vale]

honestly you should probably just not use the word unwinnable idk

[glossy mortar]

That is my position too. Yet ai apparently have a skill issue still when taking every piece of advice everyone here gave me, basically letting y’all play the game for me. Results in a loss and instead of it being bad seed or bad luck. It’s because I didn’t use that bullshit tech.

[ancient gyro]

ai?

[tawdry rock]

ai???

[wintry valley]

y'all think i will get mime and baron :D?

[ancient gyro]

sorry im just tabbed out of this conv

[glossy mortar]

Oh really? I shall look that up later then. More-so to learn how to fo it since y’all require I do it for me to not have a skill issue.

[vale oar]

I highly doubt it would have made a difference

[ancient gyro]

where did any of us say that

we can apologize if you tell us where

[cloud sinew]

Show where we said that please

[ancient gyro]

or buy a drink

[rich mauve]

bro is just 🤬 🪝 ing

[terse vale]

lmao

maybe

[patent sail]

when im in putting words into others' mouths competition and my opponent is amphy

[glossy mortar]

Gave y’all the seen and someone said it does so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[terse vale]

but they did block me so idk maybe its real

[patent sail]

idk man just dont listen to Amphy, they always come with bad takes and are always aggressive about them from my observation 😭 as much as i would love to help people, amphy annoys me more than anything

[tawdry rock]

amphy has come here nearly every day with terrible terrible takes and has never taken any advice or criticism with grace

atp it's just getting annoying not funny

[ebon maple]

Black deck, win in 3 hands small blind 6€ 6€ jokers, two joker pack that contain 2 eternal rental useless joker, big blind, lets say you get lucky and win, 9€ two 10€+ jokers and same 2 ass joker pack, bad draw luck in boss and you are dead
The game is inherently luck based and you can lose due to bad luck while playing perfectly

[cloud sinew]

WHERE? SHOW ME WHERE ANYONE SAID THAY

[terse vale]

yeah true

[patent sail]

they blocked all of us for horse reacting their bad takes lmaooooo

[cloud sinew]

okay im making a mod-mail

im sick of your shit

[patent sail]

lilo w??

[shell dagger]

Simply run the seed back on plasma deck white stake and win, hence the seed is winnable

[weak relic]

I kinda lost track with smth. What's going on?

[tawdry rock]

lilo double u????

[restive magnet]

That doesn't even look like the makings of a Baron/Mime build

[rich mauve]

nothing

[terse vale]

lol

[rich mauve]

another rage bait case

[ancient gyro]

tap and hold the message

hit copy message link

reply with given message

we will send apology letters and cake

[weak relic]

Well then

[wintry valley]

i got too scared and used photochad

[terse vale]

i’ll wire amphy 1,200,000 dollars if I see the message

[vale oar]

damn thats a whole violet vessel

[tawdry rock]

i'll wire myself $20 if amphy says something that isnt a bad take

[wintry valley]

buuut if you look down-

[rich mauve]

violet vessel mentioned

[weak relic]

Real

[wintry valley]

which one is better

[ebon maple]

You guys are being dumb on purpose? You then know the seed which defeats the purpose first of all
Second of all, the initial argument was that you only lose due to bad decisions and you can not lose due to bad luck

[terse vale]

one sec

[ebon maple]

You guys are obtuse for the purpose of being as stubborn as you can

[woven spire]

chat do i take the easy route

[ancient gyro]

I thought the claim was claiming there was an unwinnable seed

[marsh swan]

Hologram is more fun than photograph

[cloud sinew]

There doesn't exist a known seed where perfect play still loses the run. You claimed there is probably an unwinnable seed

[cosmic sun]

blueprint cert

[ancient gyro]

which has yet to be proven or outruled

[woven spire]

nahhh

[terse vale]

you said unwinnable and we said it wasnt unwinnable
you can lose due to bad luck SOMETIMES since some seeds reward bad decisions

[rich mauve]

claiming something we haven't found exist can only be said when there are infinite possibilities

[terse vale]

but thats rare

[woven spire]

nvm

[rich mauve]

which balatro certanly doesn't

[woven spire]

read that wrong

u right

[marsh swan]

Restart?

[cloud sinew]

Shortcut

[marsh swan]

Wait that could actually work

[woven spire]

shortcut and burnt joker is RIGHT THERE

[ancient gyro]

except there's a finite amount of seeds so it's bound to be discovered hopefully before the heat death of the universe

[cloud sinew]

I know my craft!

[vale oar]

by perfect play do you mean with thorough knowledge of the seed or perfect play for someone not knowing the seed?

[cloud sinew]

Either.

[vestal copper]

anaglyph orange stake now :nails:

[ancient gyro]

either. the former for displaying the concept. the latter for proving that skill makes the majority of successful runs.

[rich mauve]

discover what? we don't even know if it exists or not

[cosmic sun]

Does the average player even draw optimally

I doubt it

[gentle island]

Fun runs +2 gold

[cosmic sun]

So many little things people miss that fuck up their run

[merry swift]

card sharp thinks he's on the team

[cloud sinew]

You can prove it doesnt by searching every single seed

[ancient gyro]

discovering if every seed is winnable or is there one discrepancy.

[wintry valley]

coughing baby vs

hydrogen bomb..

[cosmic sun]

[vestal copper]

kinda crazy how there havent been discovered unwinnable seeds yet

[cloud sinew]

There likely doesnt exist an unwinnable seed without using bugs

[vestal copper]

did thunk balance the game with some divine assistance or smth 😭

[cloud sinew]

sts has a few but it also has like quadrillions of seeds and has 20 difficulties and its on specific characters

[merry swift]

hmmmm should I gold seal baron or egg here

[woven spire]

tempting again

[merry swift]

sadly I can't sell an Yorick because the boss is Violet Vessel

[cosmic sun]

fuel cat

[cloud sinew]

Baron is a better sticker than egg

[ancient gyro]

fr

[woven spire]

tru

[cloud sinew]

its rare and less viable

[rich mauve]

because it is unlikely

[cloud sinew]

Nobody has even been able to theorycraft an unwinnable seed yet

[ancient gyro]

especially after 1.1

well

upon current speculation

[vestal copper]

this game has a pretty damn devious skill ceiling

[cosmic sun]

so either it doesn't exist or finding it is so improbable that their argument doesn't make sense

[cloud sinew]

yeah

considering we havent found one in 2 years

[woven spire]

even crazier if you think that Thunk thought about a 10k prize for whoever finds one lol

[vestal copper]

lmfao?

[rich mauve]

are there any limits on how I can arrange the shop

[merry swift]

okay, Popcorn and Baron done

[ancient gyro]

you should ping that guy again 🗣️

[woven spire]

he said it in server chat lol

[cloud sinew]

It has to be how the game works; so you cant be like "there is nothing in the shop", the shop must have stuff in it

[rich mauve]

I would probably put bunch of useless jokers, standart packs with no enchancements and vouchers that doesn't contribute scoring

[woven spire]

nu huh

[ancient gyro]

yeah good idea

[cloud sinew]

what jokers would you fill the shop with

[ancient gyro]

showmen

[vestal copper]

all showmen

[cloud sinew]

showman doesnt work when its in the shop slots so youd still find other uncommons

[untold onyx]

If you had a bot playing balatro then you could narrow down the search a lot, have it search the seeds where it is really hard to get a win and then have humans manually search the seed, by a bot I mean something like a chess engine

[untold onyx]

Was scrolled up. In reference to finding Impossible seeds

[woven spire]

make it so if showman is in shop his effect applies to the current shop

[last geyser]

Golden needle is impossible bruh

[cloud sinew]

thats not how the game works so doesnt apply here

[woven spire]

and make everything showman

[woven spire]

jus being silly 😞

[patent sail]

thats all he ever does anyway

[shell dagger]

theorycrafting an unwinnable seed is pretty easy though

[cloud sinew]

do it then

[ancient gyro]

pretty much having a horrific consumable draw

[cloud sinew]

be specific

[fervent quarry]

Did Square Joker use to not be square shaped in older versions? Saw it being the regular card shape in a video.

[ancient gyro]

or do we have to take reasonable shop weight into account

[patent sail]

all temperances and wheels woth no jokers?

[cloud sinew]

it used to not be square

[cloud sinew]

you would be able to find other tarots by blocking temperance and wheel

[woven spire]

oops, all hierophant!

[rich mauve]

blueprint
brainstrom
showman
invisible joker
golden ticket
astronomer
driver's license
shortcut
four fingers
golden joker
credit card
juggler
one that gives +1 discard
one that gives +2 hand sizes -1 hands
satellite
rocket
rough gem

I can go on but

[ancient gyro]

least versatile planets and tarots

[rich mauve]

I feel like this is enough

[cloud sinew]

that isn't specific

what planets, what tarots

[patent sail]

not even that horrible early game, or if you cant find any chips source

[ancient gyro]

in shop

[still pike]

Is this a good joker setup

[shell dagger]

only econ jokers, no tarots spectrals or planets in the shop, all standard packs with no enhancements, only tags that give money, only magic trick offered (then no playing cards in shop), then wait till the blind requirements exceed 4 flush 5s

[woven spire]

mods are lurking.

[shell dagger]

if im forgetting something just add it to the list

[fervent quarry]

Fascinating. Maybe the next version will include things like the hole in Chad when face down.

[weak relic]

Winnable or nah?

[cloud sinew]

so what happens when I buy magic trick?

[woven spire]

truee but ass for late

[shell dagger]

oops

[ancient gyro]

im not in the current vibe to write a text wall

[shell dagger]

illusion! jaja

[ancient gyro]

rt can do it

[cloud sinew]

okay now what

[woven spire]

wtf

[patent sail]

i sometimes throw it onto a couple of cards if my chips situation looks real dire

[shell dagger]

telescope and the 4 planet/tarot vouchers also do nothing if the shop is only econ jokers

[woven spire]

i honestly never use it lol

[shell dagger]

and reroll/overstock/clearance sale

[weak relic]

Discarded all my kings in possession for $100

[shell dagger]

That’s over 8

[weak relic]

Epic

Well, not all

[patent sail]

i mean if something gives me it for free (emperor or any tarot gen) i might as well

[ancient gyro]

im assuming the floor for an unwinnable seed has to be played on white stake right or

[woven spire]

im dumb, meant buy it

[keen radish]

Anyone ever die to forgetting how many hands you had left, while still having discards?

[true pewter]

something about best credit card I've ever seen

[torpid bridge]

Yes

[patent sail]

yeah honestly not worth 3 bucks

[shell dagger]

an “unwinnable seed” that’s only unwinnable on black deck gold stake doesn’t sound very unwinnable to me

[cloud sinew]

that was the bounty that localthunk talked about, white stake.

[quick cloak]

holy clutch

[woven spire]

agreed

[ancient gyro]

i see

black deck?

[woven spire]

i dont think he mentioned something about a deck

just white stake

[cloud sinew]

its allowed to be unwinnable on a specific deck

[ancient gyro]

swag

[still pike]

I should score a lot on this right?

[cloud sinew]

unwinnable without glitches/bugs is also an important part too

[sleek valley]

this seed is INSANE,nat negative sixes in ante 1

[cloud sinew]

put your steel to the right of your queens

[sleek valley]

rest is handed to you on a silverplate

[still pike]

Ok I did

[weak relic]

He gonna take le bloodstone

[willow frost]

whats your opinion on rt's seed idea

[true pewter]

had to sell the card to make the acorn a bit easier

only barely squeaked 300k on the round before without the bp lol

[weak relic]

Really broke

[true pewter]

last shop desperation roll credit card blueprint

and rental wee too early lol

[rich mauve]

arcana packs give:
temperance
hermit
the moon
the sun
the world
the star
the lovers
the hanged man

spectral pack gives:
sigil
talisman
ectoplasm
ouija
cryptid
immolate

shop: only jokers I mentioned (and similar ones that doesn't contribute to your scoring in any way)

shop only gives standart packs that doesn’t have any enhancements or seals

skipping tags:
double money
money per skip
investment
coupon
juggler
double tag
basically any that doesn't contribute to your scoring in any way

I don't remember any voucher that helps scoring but tell me if there is (and they will be banned)

[patent sail]

are riff raff generations dictated by the seed as well? i wonder what is the seed where he generates the most negatives or performs the most mitoses

[weak relic]

Hmm what's this for?

[cloud sinew]

yes

everything is dictated by the seed

[still pike]

This is gona get alot of points in hope

[unreal island]

How exciting

[rich mauve]

brainstorming to an impossible seed (no matter how unlikely it is)

[cloud sinew]

letting it cook in my brain

[weak relic]

Hmm I see

[still pike]

Should I switch any jokers I see good ones rn

[rich mauve]

well maybe shop doesn't have to give you standart packs every time since arcana and spectral packs also doesn't contribute to scoring

[patent sail]

"good ones" and its bloodstone

ramen is good tho

[cloud sinew]

you dont have enough tarots in the pool to block every other tarot from appearing if you have crystal ball and overstock+

[patent sail]

are you discarding a lot?

[still pike]

What do I switch out?

[true pewter]

didn't someone make a pretty good video about the impossible seed puzzle that found a really funny bug seed

[patent sail]

nothing dawg bloodstone is gonna betray you

[willow frost]

nice

[rich mauve]

hmm let me see
how about we add devil and strength?

[cloud sinew]

theres a seed which has only planets, or spectrals on ghost, yes.

[rich mauve]

is it still not enough?

[cloud sinew]

that seems like enough to block

[patent sail]

honestly maybe like scholar? do you rely on him?

[still pike]

Am I cooked?

[willow frost]

holy fuck lmao

[cloud sinew]

you can just have only one tag appear yk, tags don't block each other

[sleek valley]

ggs

[cloud sinew]

double tag only would be the worst probably

[true pewter]

this vid, right? https://youtu.be/8gm5qsNRDyA

[still pike]

What do I play so I dont lose?

[rich mauve]

just for funsies. to do what they call call "mental gym" I guess

[smoky wraith]

I'm happy with that

[rich mauve]

I find it fun to revise my game knowledges once in a while

[smoky wraith]

e189 is a good highscore

[waxen quartz]

a better way to find an always lose seed is probably wanted

[cloud sinew]

yes, but it's still not unwinnable and even if it was it's caused by a bug

[terse vale]

crazy I say

black deck is hard

[still pike]

I was so close

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[true pewter]

yeah but I meant to provide it to give more context for the person that was trying to hunt on what had been previously attempted

[waxen quartz]

ante 1 is always winnable. closest is manacle. so speculation was ante 2 wall, water or needle with seed searching for no scoring jokers. the problem with that is a lot of $, and a lot of ways to reroll jokers

[rich mauve]

I'd say hook is also if not a better contender

for run ender ante 1

[waxen quartz]

knowing the seed, it's not possible to lose. hook let's you see another 6 cards, which can help

[cloud sinew]

hook lets you see another 6 cards, manacle lets you see -1. 7 less cards seen in deck is enough to make it a bigger priority

[waxen quartz]

there's no deck draw for worst case (black deck) that can't give you 600 points

[terse vale]

manacle and hook are about the same difficulty ante 1 for mee

[vale widget]

Should it be 4 mimes 2 barons or the opposite

Whole deck is red seal steel kings

[still pike]

Is hologram joker any good?

[cloud sinew]

this is for a "hardest"/"impossible" seed, not just how often people lose generally

[waxen quartz]

don't get me wrong, if you don't know the seed, they can be terrible. but knowing the seed means knowing the deck order too

[rich mauve]

free win

[ancient gyro]

difficulty wise yes. searching for unwinnable seed, hook digs through more of your deck with it being an advantage for searching an impossible seed

[shell dagger]

Opposite

[vale widget]

Cool thanks

[faint linden]

[vale widget]

I have director's cut luckily

Insane typo

[faint linden]

Good. Do you have $10?

[sleek valley]

this is sexy

[robust lance]

You’re sexier

[vale widget]

I have money tree and some gold cards too lol, this is pretty much a perfect seed I'll drop it later

[patent sail]

that guy is looking at your sun tarot

[sleek valley]

sadly its not needed anymore 😎

[vestal copper]

"why are you here?"-he asked

[still pike]

Im a dollar off oof

[weak relic]

Buy the packs

Scale the hologram

[vestal copper]

this build is pretty bad

who invited sock 😭

[rugged bloom]

I sell the hex?

[vestal copper]

no

[rugged bloom]

I love playing with my Wee

[weak relic]

And put it on the rightmost part of your joker lineup

[sleek valley]

use it before ante 8

[tranquil steppe]

5 jokers left to gold sticker. Any guesses?

[gentle island]

gros michel

[weak relic]

+10 chips per face card ig. But yeah I was wondering the same thing too

[vestal copper]

showman

[weak relic]

Well it's on white stake so

[tranquil steppe]

Close. Cavendish is one

[vestal copper]

yeah its fine ig

[tranquil steppe]

Nope

[gentle island]

one of the stone cards

[vestal copper]

stoner joker maybe

[weak relic]

Funny cuz I put gold sticker on gros first than cavendish

[tranquil steppe]

Stone yes. I have marble

[gentle island]

cola?

[cloud sinew]

bean...

popcorn

[vestal copper]

ice cream?

[robust lance]

Emperor into hermit

[tranquil steppe]

I have cola and bean

And I have ice cream

[rugged bloom]

already playing with my wee

[calm helm]

What’s the optimal play here

[rugged bloom]

Every chad plays with her wee

[weak relic]

Wow polychrome perky

Never seen that one before in my balala

[still pike]

My hologram is x3 rn

[calm helm]

Wheel actually hit for once lol

[worn oasis]

i got the easy win joker lineup😭

i one shot the boss with a high card

[cloud sinew]

lobotomy be damned

[robust lance]

It’s obvious what you have to do now

(Start a new run)

[tranquil steppe]

Constellation is great for handing out free wins

[weak relic]

Eye wher

[vestal copper]

constellation is really fucking powerful

[worn oasis]

polychrome burger+grimbo hard to lose with lol

on top of constellation

[tranquil steppe]

True

[robust lance]

I know this since I’m actually in the constellation

[uneven laurel]

Wanna double check real quick, how does invis negative work?

[worn oasis]

+3 blue seals on abandoned deck only 43 cards

2 and 42*

[vestal copper]

erosion value maybe

[cloud sinew]

you would go down to 7/6 here

[still pike]

Jokers realy good that I have and I just got the mime

[cloud sinew]

and then you can't take negatives until you sell a non-negative

[uneven laurel]

Cool, so it still gives me the joker

[worn oasis]

woah neverknew thats how that worked

weird

[cloud sinew]

its because invis doesnt check you have enough slots by including the negative edition

[vestal copper]

is it the only one that does this

[cloud sinew]

riff raff won't generate two jokers if you were at 4/5 and the first one it generates is a negative

[vestal copper]

huh

[sleek valley]

gg :(

[night turret]

Is this dumb? Yes

Can I win with it? Maybe

Will I? 90% no

[cloud sinew]

you have 1.5^10 right now, 1.5^8 if you lose seltzer

[sleek valley]

Play QQEB2ANV, super fun with nat negativesixes and blueprint and lucky cat coming up

[night turret]

Wait really

[rich mauve]

hypocrisy gaming

[vestal copper]

poly double pareidolia is the wildest shit ive ever seen

[night turret]

Oh so I’m definitely winning this ante 8

[cloud sinew]

wait no

[night turret]

I was trying for it to hit a photo, but I didn’t sell it and got the wrong joker dupped

[tranquil steppe]

With the polys yes

[cloud sinew]

1.5^8 rn, 1.5^6 without seltz

[night turret]

Still very good

[vestal copper]

invis is such a stupid fucking joker

[night turret]

But it’s peak

[tranquil steppe]

He’s fun for shenanigans

Like a triple poly stencil run

[rich mauve]

you know what else is fun? throwback

[sleek valley]

funny guy

[snow current]

Why just why

[sleek valley]

shoudlve sold hex for interst

[opal canopy]

Me when 1 full skipped ante = 1x mult

[night turret]

I think I messed up

[tranquil steppe]

Correct. On anaglyph

[rich mauve]

don't you like skip once generally?

[marsh dove]

looks inside
wait

[tranquil steppe]

I skip a lot on anaglyph. Idk about the average player

[distant thunder]

oops ! all chad

[opal canopy]

Aren’t you meant to save the tags

[rich mauve]

chad council

[night turret]

You have one single poly card

You are rolling

[vestal copper]

roffle's middle son

[sleek valley]

i sense a photograph incomin

[tranquil steppe]

You can do whatever you want

[merry swift]

you're meant to do what makes you win

[barren wigeon]

i dont do endless much

im desperate for a good baron run though

[marsh dove]

sold it earlier for the bit

[barren wigeon]

either I get baron or no mime, or mime and no baron

[last geyser]

Will this kill me?

[barren wigeon]

or both and get planted without any way to stop it

[wanton breach]

giga chad meeting

[merry swift]

sell perishable hanging chad for 8 ball

[barren wigeon]

you have no money

[vestal copper]

save up

[last geyser]

If I were to take it

[last geyser]

Will I have 0 hands ?

[barren wigeon]

it would kill you as soon as you enter a blind

[vestal copper]

oh

[merry swift]

yes, you would die

[last geyser]

Oh 😰

[terse vale]

ohhhh

[last geyser]

Kinda funny

I’ll take it

[merry swift]

unless you found joker that gives you hands

and lose all discards

[last geyser]

Because funny 🤕

[merry swift]

burglar?

[last geyser]

Nah golden needle

[merry swift]

oh rip

[weak relic]

Why rental?

[merry swift]

😭 I would still take it

[rich mauve]

they robbed you

[tranquil steppe]

This times a million. The only “wrong” move is the one that gets you killed

[cloud sinew]

youd want it to be rental if it wasnt in a pack. id take to do list here

[rich mauve]

get your revenge

[last geyser]

0 hands 😰

[robust lance]

You doomed us all

[merry swift]

you're in interest range I think it's worth the gamble

[cloud sinew]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[pale ridge]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[weak relic]

Another zombie

[pale ridge]

SCAM ALERT

[rich mauve]

[cloud sinew]

btw whenever someone posts a scam message be sure to report their message to discord directly too

[last geyser]

Oh wait I spent all my money thinking I’m about to die and the game just gave me another hand 😭

[compact gazelle]

wowie it’s another bot or a min wage spammer

[night turret]

Bad news the soda one broke

But good news

[pale ridge]

unrelated but I got hit by a earthquake

[night turret]

Found a Chad instead

[rich mauve]

discord doing anything but solving problems rn 🥀

[vestal copper]

for real?

[pale ridge]

yes

[vestal copper]

crwzy

[merry swift]

interesting, is this a Golden Needle peculiarity?

[vestal copper]

hope you are alright

[merry swift]

what the fuck are you okay!!?

[last geyser]

Ig

[pale ridge]

it was a magnitude 4 bro

[night turret]

Oh that’s nothing

[vestal copper]

damn

[night turret]

Anything fall down?

[pale ridge]

It wasn't thats serious

[compact gazelle]

magnitude 4 smol

[cloud sinew]

i agree with what theyre doing with global age restriction, if you wanna talk more about it i'll move to a different channel

[pale ridge]

nah

[merry swift]

oh, nice!!

[vestal copper]

ive never seen any earthquakes in my life

[night turret]

Alright good, hope you alright

[pale ridge]

Couches shaked

[merry swift]

my country doesn't get hit by earthquakes so I'm not used to them lol

[pale ridge]

yea

[ancient gyro]

unrelated but I got a huge glass cut on my two knuckles when washing glass cups

[pale ridge]

Dam

[vestal copper]

crazy