🕹・game-discussion

[raw whale]

oh wait i still have a gift card lmao

[craggy veldt]

from mx

Imma sell the batter

[manic talon]

its gift card or castle, its black stake so selling castle is prolly fine

[craggy veldt]

He ain’t doing much with it’s 1.5x

plus I have constellation like at 3.6

[thick narwhal]

Around Sinaloa

[craggy veldt]

Monterrey

[thick narwhal]

Always photochad saving my dead runs

[edgy whale]

cartel 💀

[craggy veldt]

Photogod

[craggy veldt]

Thought the same

[thick narwhal]

You ain't lying

[thick narwhal]

And bluestorm too

[craggy veldt]

:p

[craggy veldt]

Just got one of those

[thick narwhal]

Peak

[craggy veldt]

Gotta find a better source of mult

[edgy whale]

dang bro mercy my soul oooff 💔🥀

[torpid bridge]

I see glass UI

[thick narwhal]

[torpid bridge]

😭

[craggy veldt]

What? :p

[torpid bridge]

I also accidentally updated my mac mini and then I have to suffer the glass UI

[craggy veldt]

Yo I sent a fr

[torpid bridge]

Glass UI sucks ass

[craggy veldt]

oh the iPhone

Kinda

[thick narwhal]

I'd told you to get a hack if half your jokers weren't eternal

[craggy veldt]

I mean I like swing how glass distortions my screen

[torpid bridge]

Bull caried

[craggy veldt]

I just saw one and skipped it

[craggy veldt]

FRRR

actually I
Fibonacci

HES my only source of mult

[thick narwhal]

Not like you can take it either way

[craggy veldt]

Lmfao

[granite sandal]

just got gold sticker on popcorn

[edgy whale]

bet ur favourite joker is ceremonial dagger

[thick narwhal]

Because it kills the nearest joker?

[thick narwhal]

Constellation carrying

[craggy veldt]

Imagine that with aces

[craggy veldt]

It’s at almost x4

Lol

[thick narwhal]

I'm guessing you have eternal bull since ante 1-2?

[craggy veldt]

It’s been there since the beggining

But I got first the Fibonacci I think

[thick narwhal]

Figured, looks so random in your build

[craggy veldt]

but since I have seed money

It’s actually doing quite a lot

[thick narwhal]

Yeah but a hack would definitely be better

[raw whale]

DAMMIT

[craggy veldt]

I really need to look for better mult

[raw whale]

stintman failed me

[craggy veldt]

@hardy fable

What you have to say

[hardy fable]

they were not worthy

[craggy veldt]

say hi to the eternal egg

[thick narwhal]

Temperance dream

[edgy whale]

must buy, worth it 💯

[craggy veldt]

Actually …

Never thought about that

[thick narwhal]

Just hold onto egg since round 1 and you'll get 50 bucks on ante 10

[craggy veldt]

You called it

A temperance

[thick narwhal]

Knew it

Aight imma head off to sleep idk why I'm still awake I have school tomorrow

[craggy veldt]

Btw

This is what happens when I don’t use Fibonacci

[craggy veldt]

Bye bye
Check dm

[fringe nebula]

this pic is beautiful

[hardy fable]

cause I'm beautiful

[fringe nebula]

this is too strong

[raw whale]

hmm

[torpid bridge]

So beautiful that i want to mpreg you

[craggy veldt]

Guys I think my jokers aren’t in the best position

[fringe nebula]

sometimes i level up my high card too much to the point where i can't do nan at ante 25, so i have to wait for ante 26

[raw whale]

constellation is at 4x, copying fib gives ~2x, and so does copying the chad

just copy constel

[fringe nebula]

you know that brainstorm can copy blueprint that copies constellation right

[craggy veldt]

Almost x5

[patent sail]

Who ping

[craggy veldt]

That makes sense

Ignore my first hand

That never happened

[fringe nebula]

now that's what i'm talking about

[craggy veldt]

Should I sell Fibonacci?

[fringe nebula]

no

[craggy veldt]

For one of those

[fringe nebula]

it is way too late to scale FT

oh

[fringe nebula]

nvm

no

[craggy veldt]

What

[fringe nebula]

still no

[craggy veldt]

Lol

I’ll keep looking for a better mult source

Not quite it

🥀

[fringe nebula]

i think glass and retriggers are more relevant at this phase of the game

[craggy veldt]

Believe it or not I kinda never use those

[shell dagger]

Best mult source rn is planets

Bc they don’t take up a joker slot

[craggy veldt]

I’m dumb and I’m struggling with updating my deck because of the Fibonacci card

[craggy veldt]

He knows

[tawdry rock]

what do you MEAAAAAN jimbo is AWESOME

zero downside

only +4 mult

[craggy veldt]

This is the end

[merry crag]

+4 is only useful in the beginning no?

[craggy veldt]

I’m really proud of this run

🥹

Got constellation to x5

Now imma do blue stake

[peak plinth]

Goodluck!

[fringe nebula]

jimbo is underrated
it only costs $2 which is really good for earlygame

and +4 mult is good enough to blast through ante 1

[craggy veldt]

It only appear to me in late game

🥀

[craggy veldt]

Thank you

[tawdry rock]

i was making a joke hes obviously not great but the fact all he does is give +4 mult and really helps you earlygame is great

i just praise him because most jonklers have downsides or requirements to activate their ability

[craggy veldt]

This gonna be an Aces run then

[fringe nebula]

no???

taking early eternal isn't a wise choice

[craggy veldt]

Got dna

Xd

[merry crag]

I like him
But I never really get him in the beginning
Mostly in the end

[craggy veldt]

I tend to take deliberate choices in this game :p

fcukkkkk i forgot to use my hex

Wait

It’s a 50/50

If it targets the scholar then bye bye dna

[ebon maple]

Thank you balatro

0 planets

0 nothing

[craggy veldt]

LMFOooo

[craggy veldt]

Balatro I laughing at you

[ebon maple]

I hate straights

I need my planet cards

[craggy veldt]

😬🚨👀

[latent egret]

less money from hands

that compounds into less interest

[ebon maple]

Yeah ik but without the troube

I was dead

[bitter schooner]

Is it just me having severe skill issues or red deck, gold stake is just painful🗿

[ebon maple]

Do I open jumbo buffon in hopes of a credit card?

[tawdry rock]

red deck is literally free on gold stake

blue stake is eliminated

[ebon maple]

I like it a lot actually

[craggy veldt]

Xd

[fringe nebula]

well, you will have a harder time on other deck because you have only 2 discards

except abandoned

maybe

[bitter schooner]

Welp. Back to gambling

[ebon maple]

6KR25MTX
Trollass seed

[fringe nebula]

sure

i'll check it once i'm home

[ebon maple]

My nebula straight strat got spat on

😭😭😭

[fringe nebula]

troub isn't really a great pick in earlygame because you still need to build up your econ

[craggy veldt]

Dang it is hard playing with only 2 discards

[lyric wave]

blue stake is a crazy difficulty spike yeah

[fringe nebula]

play pairs

🗣️

[gray tartan]

should i sell burgler here hmmmmm

[lyric wave]

do you end up surviving that? ;-;

[gray tartan]

yeah

[sly bolt]

hello chat I'm pretty new to the game, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[gray tartan]

my 4of a kind is lvl 25 i thinks

[lyric wave]

wdym scribbled joker

[sly bolt]

the scribbly

[lyric wave]

what's it do?

[vital parcel]

Brainstorm?

[sly bolt]

idk

[lyric wave]

is it the one on the far right in this screenshot

[sly bolt]

idk the name too

[ebon maple]

Ik but without the planets i was desperate for the straights

[sly bolt]

it looks like a tissue with scribbles on it

[lyric wave]

discard a royal flush to get it

that's brainstorm

[sly bolt]

that sounds hard :<

[ebon maple]

The one with 10€?

[sly bolt]

THAT ONE

[lyric wave]

it's not that bad considering what brainstorm actually does

you know what blueprint does, yeah?

[sly bolt]

I have the bluey

[craggy veldt]

XDD

[lyric wave]

it's blueprint but far left instead of immediately to the right

[fringe nebula]

someone with c++ in their nickname should already know that

[vital parcel]

Rob for it on checkered deck

[tawdry rock]

i love ghost deck

[sly bolt]

checkered deck is boring

[vital parcel]

Or I did that idk if that’s the best way

Only took few mins

[sly bolt]

you are the scratch cat

[vital parcel]

Ya

[sly bolt]

I know you from a few years ago

actually it was 9 years ago

[vital parcel]

How we have no mutual servers

[sly bolt]

no I just studied scratch in school

[lyric wave]

you definitely aren't seeing the same exact guy, probably just the same pfp

[vital parcel]

Oh aight

[ebon maple]

Just search for it you can die in that run after obtaining it

[oak cloak]

it's really good for playing flushes

[ebon maple]

It is very worth It

[oak cloak]

In the early game especially

[gray tartan]

omg my hand size😭

[sly bolt]

I don't like flush

it is lame

2pair/3oak ftw

[fringe nebula]

just to end up playing pairs in the end

[vital parcel]

Why 😭

[ebon maple]

Crimson Bean?

[gray tartan]

yeppp

[lyric wave]

plays 3oak but not pairs

[ebon maple]

How many blueis before entering?

[oak cloak]

I almost always end up with a flush build

[gray tartan]

flush haters when bloodstone + oops

[sly bolt]

sorry I don't do pairs

[gray tartan]

blueis?

[sly bolt]

bloodstone is lame af ngl...

[ebon maple]

Blueprints

To copy burglar

[craggy veldt]

Should I?

[lyric wave]

no

[vital parcel]

Does that make hearts best suit

[oak cloak]

No

[lyric wave]

hearts are the second best suit

[craggy veldt]

Which joker it gave

[lyric wave]

behind spades

[ebon maple]

Spades>>>

[gray tartan]

oh just one
that brainstorm
i couldn't find another copy joker om

[sly bolt]

I would if you want a good chips joker for a while

[ebon maple]

Tribloulet

[sly bolt]

well, not for a while it's eternal

[vital parcel]

O aight

[craggy veldt]

WWWW ( ni idea what it does I forgot)

[tawdry rock]

i hope you sold photo then??

[sly bolt]

but honestly any other chip joker will do, it's just incovenient for that one to be eternal

[ebon maple]

Damn you got good rng

[gray tartan]

wait hows spade best suit??

[inner stratus]

hi chat!!

[oak cloak]

x2 for every scored king/queen

[lyric wave]

g'day mate

[hardy fable]

looks the best

[vital parcel]

Oh I think I only unlocked the good jokers for diamond/heart

[ebon maple]

Yeah, the 2 photos are from the same round, had it been chicot and i would have raged, but yeah, blood and all 6 was win already

[sly bolt]

the best suit is actually clubs

[vital parcel]

What does spade and club do

[oak cloak]

true

[lyric wave]

this ^ also arrow head is the best suit joker

[gray tartan]

and there's petriolograph at ante 9 so i can do it again 🔥

wait fuh there isnt

[ebon maple]

Damn

[craggy veldt]

NICEEEE

[lyric wave]

clubs = +7 mult per club, and spade = +50 chips per spade

[oak cloak]

spades have +50 chips for every scored spade card and clubs have +7mult for every scored club card

[ebon maple]

Gl

[tawdry rock]

oh shit i didnt even see the first photo

[inner stratus]

im trying to get an unseeded naneinf run and i have some questions can anyone help

[oak cloak]

Onyx Gate for clubs is the worst imo

[lyric wave]

onyx agate is so bad

[fringe nebula]

what do you want to know?

[oak cloak]

But it's great in the early game

[sly bolt]

no

don't

[craggy veldt]

:(

[sly bolt]

baron is lame

just rack up your economy

[oak cloak]

Baron needs serious deck fixing, else it's useless

[sly bolt]

get a consistent $25

[fringe nebula]

my guy focus on your econ first

[lyric wave]

while baron CAN get you to naneinf and is the most efficient way, baron in ante 2 of all places is awful

[craggy veldt]

I’m trying

[sly bolt]

I don't really play for naneinf it's not a huge fun thing

[lyric wave]

if you're thinking of buying a baron that will bring you down to 2 dollars, you really aren't

[inner stratus]

ive gotten a few really good runs into e50-60 but i cant get further. I get to that point around ante 18 and i feel like the only way to get more scoring is to use invisible joker or showman to find another brainstorm/blueprint but typically all my jokers are necessary

[ebon maple]

@fringe nebula the troubador heard me call him trash 😭😭😭

[patent sail]

1 doller

[sly bolt]

troub is one of the cooler jokers ngl

[inner stratus]

and i cant take ectoplasm because hand size is scoring

[patent sail]

Ask jimbo to borrow you a dollar

[shell dagger]

priority is getting ecto and antimatter asap, ofc you can’t control the last one sometimes but cola helps

[craggy veldt]

LMFAO

[shell dagger]

you can take ecto and you usually need it for naneinf

[sly bolt]

sup rt95

[inner stratus]

i take 1 ecto normally

[fringe nebula]

you want antimatter and 1 ecto so you have mime, baron, dna, and four blueprints

yeah

[inner stratus]

but i cant take a second right?

[shell dagger]

wassup

[inner stratus]

FOUR??

[tawdry rock]

credit card in the judgement in the arcana pack

[lyric wave]

yea

[shell dagger]

you can, and it’ll enable an ante 23 serpent naneinf

[inner stratus]

wait do i have image perms

[shell dagger]

but it’s not necessary

[inner stratus]

i have a ss of my last run

[fringe nebula]

yes

[summer steppe]

guys

i need srs help

heres the situation

[fringe nebula]

it should look like this

[summer steppe]

hack and go for 3s or sock and go for kings

[sly bolt]

what's the situation

[digital pewter]

i was so happy, for but a moment

[sly bolt]

I'd say go for 3s at that point

[patent sail]

Why the 3s? Arent 2s better because wee exists

[craggy veldt]

IVE never achieved “e”

[inner stratus]

this was where i died. the negative baron was the first ecto i found on ante 20 and the invisible was taken the shop before this ss. i had a troubador there iirc

[digital pewter]

nevermind we're so back

[patent sail]

e starts at 11

[summer steppe]

bc i already have some red sealed 3s

[fringe nebula]

brainstorm copy mime....

[summer steppe]

and whats wee?

[inner stratus]

i was shuffling cards around ok

[inner stratus]

im not that bad

[sly bolt]

oh you don't have wee

[fringe nebula]

ok good

[inner stratus]

my best hand was e60 this run

[sly bolt]

wee joker gives itself +8 chips for every 2 played

[summer steppe]

what is wee.

[patent sail]

Thats 5.28e6 technically

[summer steppe]

oh

like fibonachi?

[sly bolt]

no, it gives itself +8 chips

stacked permanently

[summer steppe]

ohhhh

i rememebr that one

[craggy veldt]

I mean like seing “e” in the scoreboard

[patent sail]

Its very strong

[fringe nebula]

i prefer showman over invisible joker honestly

[sly bolt]

you can have stuff like this

[patent sail]

Yeah that starts at 11

[fringe nebula]

less luck involved

[inner stratus]

i couldnt find it!! its way better

[wraith iris]

wat

[sly bolt]

to unlock it you need to win a game in under 18 rounds iirc

was it 18..?

[craggy veldt]

Fun fact I’ve never buyed this fella before

[sly bolt]

I forgor 💀

[craggy veldt]

W

[sly bolt]

pretty good honestly

[tawdry rock]

22000 is technically 2.20e4

[inner stratus]

btw this run had antimatter at ante 5 and natural negative rough gem and drunkard on ante 2

[sly bolt]

one of the better xmult jokers

[inner stratus]

genuinely my best luck ever

[patent sail]

Highcard gives at least 7e0 thats insane

[inner stratus]

i also got yorick which is something

[tawdry rock]

fact....

[craggy veldt]

I think I’ll take the trousers

[shell dagger]

3e0 on a debuffed card against the flint

[sly bolt]

you do you

[foggy dome]

Pondering if Lusty Joker is pulling their weight at this point

I think they aren't???

I was contemplating trading card

[wary zodiac]

stencil

[patent sail]

0e0 on rich get richer with $0 in the bank

[sly bolt]

I think I overuse trousers thanks to being brainwashed by 2pair

[tawdry rock]

obviously sell all jokers to make space for rerolling to jimbo

[sly bolt]

needs more stencils

[wary zodiac]

i NEED ectoplasm

[sly bolt]

ectoplasm in 3 rerolls

trust the process

[wary zodiac]

oops all polychrome

[patent sail]

What if this was madness... just a thought

[sly bolt]

are they?

wait what the fuck

YEAH

[tawdry rock]

5 eternal polychrome ones to be exact

[sly bolt]

no you need antimatter

MADNESS

[tawdry rock]

all on X11.5

[wary zodiac]

i despise madness with a burning passion

[tawdry rock]

take it

maybe its better than madness

[sly bolt]

madness is better than any soul

[wary zodiac]

it was perkeo and i died

💜

[tawdry rock]

(it isnt)

[sly bolt]

lmaoooo

[tawdry rock]

(it will never be)

just give madness food

[sly bolt]

the soul gambit never works that early

[lyric wave]

maybe an eternal canio pops out

[wary zodiac]

im so mad at myself for going madness bro 😭

[sly bolt]

NO

[tawdry rock]

this is in reply to

maybe its better than madness
btw

[wary zodiac]

i NEVER take madness

[sly bolt]

RELISH THE MADNESS

[wary zodiac]

and then that one run

[fringe nebula]

imagine if legendary can be eternal or rental

[wary zodiac]

"hmmm, why not"

dumbass joker 😔

[tawdry rock]

taaaake the souuuul

[sly bolt]

you can have eternal legendaries in typecast

[patent sail]

Mistake

[inner stratus]

i have two brainstorms and a blueprint and no baron everything hates me

[tacit stream]

opens soul
rental perishable trib

[wary zodiac]

5 eternal perkeo

[craggy veldt]

This run looks raw af to me

[patent sail]

On black stake madness is so free

[wary zodiac]

madness isn't fun ):

[sly bolt]

MADNESS

is fun

[patent sail]

WDYM

[wary zodiac]

.,,, fair

[sly bolt]

proof of madness being epic

[patent sail]

Also it beat me cruelty challenge

[tawdry rock]

[wary zodiac]

who's your favorite legendary

[sly bolt]

chicot no doubt

[wary zodiac]

HELL YEAH

[sly bolt]

chicot is literally the best legendary

[tawdry rock]

YO rick

[patent sail]

Chicklets or yorick

[sly bolt]

literally no boss blind could beat it

[wary zodiac]

rick: yo

[tawdry rock]

except the one i cant score on

sooo

[wary zodiac]

i need one of those images of chicot dunking on the plant

[sly bolt]

imagine not being able to score

[wary zodiac]

chicot matador synergy

[sly bolt]

let it ride

[tacit stream]

rowrick

[patent sail]

But what if the bosses werent blind

[tawdry rock]

oh my god

balatro 2 concept

[inner stratus]

unironically chicot because it was the first one i got and my mind was blown that they even existed

[wary zodiac]

showrick

[sly bolt]

the eye now has 20/20 vision

[patent sail]

Double shot tears

[wary zodiac]

chicot should get reworked to be more fun in the update

chicot is a good joker for ante 8 runs but like

actually

a lot of the legendaries should get reworked

[patent sail]

Chicot is good for any run

[inner stratus]

i think most are good

[wary zodiac]

i think perkeo is the only one with a unique effect

[fringe nebula]

chicot is good for any run agree

[wary zodiac]

the rest of them are like

so boring.,,,

[patent sail]

Aside from naneinf where you farm serpent

[fringe nebula]

xmult

[tacit stream]

rickshow

[fringe nebula]

yeah

[inner stratus]

i do wish they were all more like perkeo and chicot

[fringe nebula]

ok but manacle

[wary zodiac]

scaling xmult but better

holy fucking shit

less picky idol

oh my god

[inner stratus]

like trib is awesome to get but thats just a glass card

[craggy veldt]

Speaking of madness

[wary zodiac]

you can stack it on glass cards thoigh

[patent sail]

You need two of him

[wary zodiac]

still its not very unique

[inner stratus]

my point is the effect isnt "legendary" other things give xmult on trigger

[craggy veldt]

I shiuld def sell one of my pair jokers at some pint

[fringe nebula]

i think the most interesting joker in balatro gameplay-wise is vagabond

[craggy veldt]

Or even both

[tawdry rock]

i hate baron

[wary zodiac]

idol, photo

[inner stratus]

yea

[wary zodiac]

its boring

[craggy veldt]

Lmao

[inner stratus]

and then yorick just sucks im never happy to see yorick

[fringe nebula]

pardun???????

[wary zodiac]

yorick is good for ante 8 runs, but again, boring as fuck 😭

[inner stratus]

me and yorick have been fighting for generations

[shell dagger]

Chicot is more boring tbh

[patent sail]

Speech rights revoked

[wary zodiac]

its just consistent scaling xmult, lots of uncommons do this but slightly worse

[tawdry rock]

holy fucking reactions

[inner stratus]

me and chicot have been meeting and talking and having fine wine and ale for generations

a long time friend

[torpid bridge]

Someone took my first mpreg reaction

😠

[wary zodiac]

chicot at least has the cool thing where he can buff you with multiple of them

its not a normal circumstance and its still not very interesting besides a few bosses though

[shell dagger]

that’s gonna be removed

[wary zodiac]

man

[craggy veldt]

There it goes

[wary zodiac]

the one unique thing about chicot

[shell dagger]

although i wish 1 chicot in 1.1 has the effect that 2 do rn

[patent sail]

Super lame btw

[wary zodiac]

it would've been cool to make blueprint compatible with chicot

[digital pewter]

oh my god bruh

the water?????

[tawdry rock]

WAIT chicot would actually be really good with this

it reverses the effect x2

[patent sail]

Drink it

[tawdry rock]

the effect of two chicots

[inner stratus]

honestly im glad its getting removed. i really like things in games that cater towards casual players

[tawdry rock]

that would be awesome

[digital pewter]

golden needle is incredible man

[tawdry rock]

this is a 🐴 take not a 🐎 take

[patent sail]

Okay but thats like patching a bug speedrunners use???? Lame as fuck

[wary zodiac]

it doesn't really hurt casual players though

[inner stratus]

wait they do???

oh

[wary zodiac]

yeah

[inner stratus]

now i look like scrooge

[wary zodiac]

infinite hand size

[fringe nebula]

yep, welcome to jokerless challenge where the flint and the water can fuck you up

[shell dagger]

speedrunners don’t use that bug

[patent sail]

Thats like such a cool tech

[shell dagger]

it’s a comparison

[patent sail]

That was just like

An analogy because it really just like that

[wary zodiac]

high score players do sometimes

[tawdry rock]

chicot is COOL and ORIGINAL with what he does

[inner stratus]

my point is i hope they dont rework chicot i like the "casual" nature of its effect

[tawdry rock]

with two of him

[patent sail]

Patching that tech is just so lame

[fringe nebula]

chicot is luchador but stronger

[tawdry rock]

like its genuinely a cool and interesting effect

[digital pewter]

my knight in shining costume

[inner stratus]

shining costume

[fringe nebula]

oh that's golden needle mb

[patent sail]

It takes decent effort to pull it off, let both casuals and high score chasers have fun

[tawdry rock]

i hate manacle hes just a wide ass I

[wary zodiac]

legendary jokers shouldn't be simple casual effects though

you're getting a soul like

once every millenia

you shouldn't regularly feel disappointed opening them 😭

[inner stratus]

then they should make it a little more common

[tawdry rock]

who keeps mpregging me

[patent sail]

No????

[digital pewter]

wait chat

hold on

[wary zodiac]

but then that would make perkeo more common, and just doesn't address the weakness of the other legendaries

[digital pewter]

is negative score possible

[fringe nebula]

the right choice is to skip the soul and pick hermit instead 🗣️

[wary zodiac]

1 chip is possible

[patent sail]

Nothing about legendaries needs any reworking 😭😭😭

[mortal nimbus]

in vanilla, no

[digital pewter]

and 0 mult?

[wary zodiac]

skip pack for red card value

[fringe nebula]

even better

[patent sail]

0 should be

[inner stratus]

chicot is awesome for any player who hasnt beaten gold stake idk

[wary zodiac]

4/5 of them are so fucking boring 😭

[torpid bridge]

Violet vessel is scary ngl

[inner stratus]

it sucks that my naneinf runs sometimes get him but idc im a big chicot fan

[patent sail]

That one money = max chips challenge, just spend all the money

[wary zodiac]

its nice to find them on a random gold stake run

but it shouldn't be just "nice" to have a legendary imo 😭

[fringe nebula]

oh right

i forgot to say that i always try to be as aggressive as possible to find 4 blueprints

[inner stratus]

🫡

[wary zodiac]

chicot is always great to run into midway through a solid gold stake run

he's boring, but he wins runs for sure

[patent sail]

Only trib is boring i think? And even then hes just idol if it wasnt ass ( in ante 8 scenario)

[digital pewter]

i die if i take this right

[inner stratus]

anyone who cant beat the game on command will probably be happy seeing chicot

[wary zodiac]

yorick and canio are just slightly more consistent scaling mult

[inner stratus]

hes lame for getting big number but has a niche i love u chicot

[torpid bridge]

Chicot is just a clutch method

Loyalty, bones luchador and chicot are clutch methods

You dont need them everytime

[patent sail]

Scaling mult is cool and canio is very original in how it gains mult

[digital pewter]

the red devil appears when there is nobody left to turn to

[wary zodiac]

don't talk to me or my son ever again

[torpid bridge]

And what makes chicot great is you can expect chicot to always be there to cover your ass

[patent sail]

Notice what i said there - in ante 8 scenario

Ofc i know endless idol is fire

[torpid bridge]

The other 3 are either disappearing after they have done their business, or they are inconsistent

[wary zodiac]

vampire, hologram, madness, campfire, constellation

wait i misread

yeah i guess its kinda cool

but its essentially just passively scaling xmult

you barely have to actually do anything

[patent sail]

Canio isnt? Yorick is

[wary zodiac]

i know, im joking :3

[torpid bridge]

Canio condition is quite annoying

Ngl

[wary zodiac]

i misread again

[patent sail]

Truth

[wary zodiac]

im fucking stupid I think

[inner stratus]

serious question chat do u find photochad boring

[patent sail]

I didnt get to scale him even once

[torpid bridge]

No

[wary zodiac]

canio scaling is unique yeah

[wary zodiac]

yes,,,

[fringe nebula]

dude you shouldn't have opened the buffoon pack when there's literally mystic summit right in front of you lmao

[wary zodiac]

it was fun the first five times

[patent sail]

He eats all hanged men and immolate

[wary zodiac]

its just too easy to build

imo

[fringe nebula]

if you use it too much

[earnest goblet]

how many hours to you all have on balatro?

[wary zodiac]

like 200~

[torpid bridge]

Cant count

Im on phone

[inner stratus]

200ish

[patent sail]

I dont think theres a single build i actually find boring despite how much i joke about things being ass

[earnest goblet]

when did u all finish your 1st gold stake?

[wary zodiac]

i should consider the fact that boring is subjective in my arguments

[fringe nebula]

2 weeks

or 1 and half?

i forgot

[inner stratus]

i think photochad is the only one i find boring because of how perfectly they seem to fit together

[torpid bridge]

1 month

[wary zodiac]

i don't remember.,,,

[torpid bridge]

Mu first deck was black deck

🙂

[patent sail]

In fact i dont think i have a single photochad win yet

[wary zodiac]

one of my friends did this

[earnest goblet]

125 hours in and i still havnt finished it yes

[wary zodiac]

psychopathic

[patent sail]

Closest i had was trib build

[inner stratus]

i dont remember exactly but it took me a long time

i was really bad

[patent sail]

And even that i lost

[wary zodiac]

ante 7 plant:

[fringe nebula]

it was less bad for me because i watched some tutorials on scaling mult and joker placements

[torpid bridge]

I kinda have an obsession that once I start doing anything, i will grind and repeat it until im satisfied

[patent sail]

Not even that, i just dont find them together

[torpid bridge]

I started with black deck cuz i didn't know it was that baf

[patent sail]

Always just one or the other

[wary zodiac]

surprising

[torpid bridge]

I just thought+1 joker is cool

[wary zodiac]

you're pretty unlucky if you're actively trying to build towards it

[torpid bridge]

And from blue stafk it was nightmare

[wary zodiac]

oh yeah

[wary zodiac]

1 joker, at the cost of early game hell

[torpid bridge]

But my obsession didnt allow me to jump to other deck

[craggy veldt]

Yo guys I have a question

If I have an immortal turtle bean
It’ll become a place holder after it loses its use?

[inner stratus]

what deck do u use typically?

[fringe nebula]

dude this seed is free

brainstorm blueprint rebate AND constellation

[wary zodiac]

i don't think you can get eternal consumables

[torpid bridge]

Even on slay the spire i kinda have the same obsession

[wary zodiac]

if thats what you're asking

[earnest goblet]

im on gold on checkered and purple on ghost

[craggy veldt]

Yup

[torpid bridge]

I wont move on to next ascension unless im satisfied with my current gameplay

.-.

I need to cure this obsession

[inner stratus]

ok nice i really like checked, thats what i did gold on

[craggy veldt]

Goated seed

[wary zodiac]

easiest gold stake win of your life 🥹

[inner stratus]

what do u feel like u struggle with in ur runs?

[earnest goblet]

ummm im not rlly sure, i guess i just lose?

[wary zodiac]

hmmm, today i feel like building straights

be right back

[earnest goblet]

i get to around ante 5-7

[torpid bridge]

Rbr

[wary zodiac]

is it usually boss blinds that kill you? misplays? not being able to scale fast enough? not having enough econ?

[torpid bridge]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sr+i+dc

[wary zodiac]

or none of the above

[torpid bridge]

Btw

This is so hilarious

😭

[wary zodiac]

sr i dc

[earnest goblet]

im honestly not sure lol

[torpid bridge]

At first i thoguht it was sorry i dont care

😭

[wary zodiac]

fair enough 😭

[inner stratus]

my best advice is focus on money making early game

[wary zodiac]

most people don't obsessively analyse their gameplay methinks

[torpid bridge]

Are you struggling with your first gold stake or completing every deck gold stake

[digital pewter]

this is it

[earnest goblet]

my first

[wary zodiac]

this

[inner stratus]

it helps with rentals and whatnot. an early rebate or faceless can be enough

[torpid bridge]

I recommend you watch balatro university

[inner stratus]

anything to get u extra money per round is worth it

[wary zodiac]

yeah!

[inner stratus]

maybe not antyhing

[wary zodiac]

watching balatro university helped me get my first gold stake

[earnest goblet]

dude i really wish there was server vc

[wary zodiac]

and then much further beyond that

watching roffle heavy is good too

[digital pewter]

one step closer

[wary zodiac]

shocked we don't have one

[earnest goblet]

same

[vagrant wagon]

What should I get here?

[torpid bridge]

Egg

[earnest goblet]

egg

[wary zodiac]

egg probably

[earnest goblet]

[digital pewter]

yeah egg

we love investing!

[vagrant wagon]

True

[wary zodiac]

temperance next reroll

[torpid bridge]

We are gamblers

[digital pewter]

buy all of my crytocurrency RIGHT NOW‼️ ‼️ 🌩️

[inner stratus]

that standard pack could have a polychrome red seal king in it.....

[digital pewter]

ahhhh, true...

[earnest goblet]

my stats lol (i have 125 hours)

[torpid bridge]

Unironically my company pays me with crypto

[digital pewter]

damn

[wary zodiac]

justice in the voucher

[wary zodiac]

?!

[digital pewter]

i wish i could tell hours on mobile

[vagrant wagon]

Thats my stats

[torpid bridge]

My company is a coin company

It has its network

And releases coins

.-.

[digital pewter]

also i'm really concerned now

it still isn't giving me completionist+

[earnest goblet]

<@&1133519078540185692> can we plsss get some vc groups

[vagrant wagon]

Also a apple player i see

[wary zodiac]

wtf thats nowhere near 200

[digital pewter]

yup

[vagrant wagon]

Same 🤝

[wary zodiac]

i think im stupid

[digital pewter]

[wary zodiac]

anyways here's my stats

🥹

[trail sierra]

2 days in the server and demanding vc

[vagrant wagon]

Should i do the King

[trail sierra]

.....

[earnest goblet]

mbmb

[ebon maple]

Ik ik but i wanted to try luck with the pack

[torpid bridge]

That win streak

[vagrant wagon]

?

[torpid bridge]

I have only 2

🤓

[earnest goblet]

talking to mod

[wary zodiac]

i wanna try for a high winstreak

[inner stratus]

stats!!

[ebon maple]

Yeah the jokers are great but i had horrible draws at start

[inner stratus]

big flush fan

[wary zodiac]

sweet!

[torpid bridge]

Thats hardcore ngl

[digital pewter]

swag

[torpid bridge]

I mostly play balatro in my freetime

To pass time

So i dont really focus on the game

[ebon maple]

Who should i left behind (running ace 2 3 4 5 straight)

[inner stratus]

the 99% collection is so annoying

[wary zodiac]

i do this too but then it leaks into my productive time

[torpid bridge]

Same

[digital pewter]

no reason for oops all 6's

[torpid bridge]

Agree

[peak plinth]

I got my oops all 6s gold sticker today

[torpid bridge]

6 doesnt do anything

[ebon maple]

I have lucky cards

[wary zodiac]

speculative oops

its required

[digital pewter]

hmm

[hollow grove]

Have a newish file

Anyone know if smeared joker counts for unlocks - having 30 of a given suit in your deck?

Wiki doesn't specify

[ebon maple]

Few lucky cards

[inner stratus]

think about it u could get bloodstone that oops is required

[wary zodiac]

thats why you ALWAYS take the speculative oops 🗣️

[inner stratus]

exactly u get it

[ebon maple]

Bye gift card or bye the straight chip joker (not the runner)

[wary zodiac]

cfop tag

[inner stratus]

i actually tried a bloodstone 6s run its so bad 😭

[wary zodiac]

i should get back into cubing.,,,

im so washed

[inner stratus]

YOU SHOULD

so should i

i hit a plateouueeu and got upset and stopped doing timed solves

[wary zodiac]

hack/sock, and a bp

you can get a little time in endless

🥹

(yeah its not great)

[inner stratus]

i got it pretty far but its no idol

[wary zodiac]

its fun to build for it though

[inner stratus]

and without sixes its like unusable

[wary zodiac]

heart attack build

-roffle 2025

[inner stratus]

😭

i joined roffle's stream one time and he was just getting upset at people in chat being stupid the whole time

[wary zodiac]

his chat is pretty stupid to be fair 😭

[inner stratus]

full 8 joker build and barely hanging on hey why didnt u take that ankh

[wary zodiac]

streamer streamer

why didn't you take that baron

you have no deckfixing

and you're late into a gold stake run

but you could've been able to naneinf

)))):

streamer can this idol run naneinf

[inner stratus]

i heard u could get at least 100k with baron why not take it :(

[wary zodiac]

its kinda funny though

because roffle is fully aware most of them are baiting

[inner stratus]

oh i meant to ask what is/was ur average?

[patent sail]

Baron is ASS in ante 8 runs

[wary zodiac]

like 30 seconds during the height of my hyperfixation

[inner stratus]

no im aware i was making fun on twitch chatters

[torpid bridge]

Baron is too expensive to afford

[inner stratus]

oh nice !

[wary zodiac]

i was so proud of it 🥹

i've since lost my speedcube somewhere in the abyss

[inner stratus]

thats very worthy of being proud cubing is hard

[shell dagger]

i learned to solve one this year

[ebon maple]

I hate nebula deck

And i hate straights

[wary zodiac]

hell yeah!

[inner stratus]

nice!!

[wary zodiac]

its such a fun little puzzle

[patent sail]

I hate balatro

[ebon maple]

And more than anything, I HATE BLUE STAKE

[shell dagger]

it’s crazy there’s terminology that carries over from group theory

[wary zodiac]

it is!!

[shell dagger]

like commutators

[wary zodiac]

not only is there a ton of memorization and intuition you have to build over time

but its also very

not sure if this is the right word

[ebon maple]

Nah, not at that point still, will prolly reach it on black deck

[wary zodiac]

but mechanically intensive

you gotta have pretty good dexterity to be fast

[inner stratus]

hell yeah queer pride

no unironically drawing straights early game sucks so much

[patent sail]

Me 🎉🎉🎉🎉 gay people are cooler /j

[wary zodiac]

if there are a million blue stake haters i am one of them
if there is only one blue stake hater i am the one hater
if there are no blue stake haters i am dead

[ebon maple]

I am done with straights in nebula, will ignore it and play as if if was normal deck

[inner stratus]

its why i love playing flush because its so easy to hit

[shell dagger]

like the commutator subgroup generated by [L’, D’] (i think) is isomorphic to the cyclic group of order 3

[ebon maple]

The rng is crazy

[wary zodiac]

kinda gay ngl

[ebon maple]

Just died cause i couldnt draw an ace

[patent sail]

Truth nuke

[ebon maple]

IN 3 HANDS AND 2 DISCARDS

[inner stratus]

are u like specifically trying to use nebula?

[ebon maple]

Yeah

[inner stratus]

okok

[ebon maple]

Trying and get the gold stake

On every deck

[inner stratus]

nebula is so fucking bad 😭

[ebon maple]

And i figured out straights would be one of the few boosted things in nebula

[marsh swan]

Celestial packs should be guaranteed to appear every shop with nebula

[ebon maple]

Facts

[inner stratus]

even then like 2-3 blue seals will get u more planet cards for ur hand

[wary zodiac]

the WOKE MOB has come to give GENDER PRONOUNS to your jimbos, and they CAN NOT BE STOPPED

when will this MADNESS end??

[marsh swan]

Remove blue seal

[inner stratus]

literally no i need them

u dont understand i need the broken mechanic

[patent sail]

I will draw bloodstone and oa6 as gay catwomen

[inner stratus]

theres gotta be a way to keep them and tone them down right

[wary zodiac]

anyways, yuri AND yaoi in the same screenshot

[inner stratus]

oh my god

[torpid bridge]

[wary zodiac]

[gaunt sedge]

whats the best deck to use to reach and beat ante 8

[torpid bridge]

Colored decks

[wary zodiac]

depends on stake

[inner stratus]

anything but nebula

[wary zodiac]

white stake its easily gotta be plasma

gold stake idk

[inner stratus]

ghost probably?

[wary zodiac]

probably fuckin

uhhh

[shell dagger]

blue

[inner stratus]

ghost is good on like every stake

[wary zodiac]

checkered deck

[torpid bridge]

Yellow is quite easy

[wary zodiac]

i love yellow deck 💜

[inner stratus]

im gonna make a deck tier list

[gaunt sedge]

alr for what stake

[wary zodiac]

ping me once you've done that

[torpid bridge]

Make ultimate ragebait content

[patent sail]

Ghost all the way

[gaunt sedge]

overall?

[fringe nebula]

hahaa

[inner stratus]

uhh completely subjectively based on how much i like them

[gaunt sedge]

kk

[wary zodiac]

ghost was my first gold stake!!!

[inner stratus]

WAIT i have tarot card tier list!!

[patent sail]

There was one in #🎨・fan-art yesterday

I can show yall wait

[patent sail]

TWIN

ME TOO

[wary zodiac]

ranking jokers by how well i think they could play soccer

[torpid bridge]

Baseball nb 1

[wary zodiac]

i think there's an argument to be made for consellation

[marsh swan]

Wheel should have its own tier

[wary zodiac]

or supernova

[wary zodiac]

correct

[inner stratus]

wheel fucking sucks and i hate it so much

[wary zodiac]

Nope! tier

[torpid bridge]

How do you rarely use moon

And tower

[inner stratus]

why are u making ur deck clubs

[wary zodiac]

i thought that way too, but earlier i had it hit polychrome and i think all my previous memories of the wheel got wiped

[oak cloak]

Is there a different way to hit naneinf?

[inner stratus]

hearts and spade just have better synergies

[patent sail]

This was posted unironically in #🎨・fan-art yesterday

[wary zodiac]

..,,,,

[marsh swan]

Moon is great for blackboard

[vagrant wagon]

Should I Take DNA?

[torpid bridge]

Blackboard?

[wary zodiac]

currently no idea

[wary zodiac]

whats ur deck looking like

[torpid bridge]

Star is understandable

[wary zodiac]

anything worth copying?

[torpid bridge]

But moon

[inner stratus]

i feel like there are better ways of getting 3x mult

i dont like it and so i put it low on my tier list

[lyric wave]

there are a few other ways yeah

[wary zodiac]

blackboard is like, one of the best xmults for gold stake 😭

[shell dagger]

not any reliable ones

[marsh swan]

Did you ever play gold stake

[inner stratus]

tower i actually heard a good argument for when i talked to my friend about it

[fringe nebula]

disclaimer : this tierlist is made with no thought in it

[inner stratus]

yes..

[wary zodiac]

is that a red seal glass ace

[shell dagger]

rage bait

[vagrant wagon]

Yes

[patent sail]

Flower pot is pure ragebait

[lyric wave]

chicot c tier but luchador s tier

[wary zodiac]

thats certainly worth copying

[shell dagger]

you mean chicot - tier

[inner stratus]

maybe im too negative on blackboard but idk it never appealed to me

[wary zodiac]

maybe strengthening it into a 2 for hack

[torpid bridge]

Flower pot should be top tier

[cloud sinew]

seed searching

[torpid bridge]

🤓

[shell dagger]

blackboard is easily top 10 in gold stake

[fringe nebula]

because luchador appears alot more often in shop compared to chicklets

[patent sail]

He needs his own tier

[shell dagger]

Arguably top 5

[vagrant wagon]

Ok but what do i sell for it

[fringe nebula]

i agree

[marsh swan]

I like mr bones more than luchador

[wary zodiac]

realistically i don't think the spade joker is doing much for you

[fringe nebula]

i can see why

[torpid bridge]

I like flower pot

[vagrant wagon]

Ok

[fringe nebula]

so now you just need to unlock onyx agate?

[wary zodiac]

wild cards need more love

[torpid bridge]

Yeah

[vagrant wagon]

Now is the question should i look for bp or brainstorm

[inner stratus]

ok heres what i have

[wary zodiac]

both

💜

[cloud sinew]

Ummm

[shell dagger]

blue D is ragebait

[torpid bridge]

Is this ragebaiting

[inner stratus]

no i hate blue deck

[cloud sinew]

blue is the best deck in the game for winning, what are you on

[wary zodiac]

black deck not low enough

[vagrant wagon]

Ok i try to find them

[inner stratus]

uhm i dont like it idk

[torpid bridge]

Tier lists without explaining anything are all ragebaits ig

[inner stratus]

all the times ive used it im underwhelmed

[fringe nebula]

how is blue deck d tier?????????????

[cloud sinew]

do you understand what hands do and how theyre so useful

every hand is +$1 a round

[wary zodiac]

this tier list is based on vibes and vibes only, this should be how more tier lists operate, much more whimsical

[inner stratus]

why does everyone talk to me like im stupid

[torpid bridge]

Cuz you are making a tier list

[wary zodiac]

no thats me

[wary zodiac]

my bad if i've been doing this ):

[shell dagger]

my streak pb on blue deck is 2x higher than it is on any other deck

[inner stratus]

yes i know what hands are and how theyre good but i dont think the effect is as good or fun as a lot of other options

[wary zodiac]

not doing it intentionally

[shell dagger]

the world record is also on blue deck

[inner stratus]

no ur good dw

[shell dagger]

fun is fair enough

[vagrant wagon]

Idol🫠

[inner stratus]

"everyone" was an exaggeration

[shell dagger]

but good… it’s hard to beat yellow deck with a guaranteed grabber

[marsh swan]

Black deck isnt fun

[vagrant wagon]

It is fun

[inner stratus]

blue could be moved to c i suppose maybe it doesnt belong iwth nebula

[inner stratus]

i really like the extra slot tho

[marsh swan]

Early game hell

[inner stratus]

like it sucks to start with but once u get it going its so fun

[patent sail]

Do you like your arm getting chopped off tho

[inner stratus]

if u get early money maker its awesome

[cloud sinew]

black deck vs blue is a difference of $2 a round at minimum, i dont understand how you have blue in D but black in B

[inner stratus]

because i like having more jokers :)

[patent sail]

Anaglyph got you covered

[marsh swan]

You're the type of person to always take negative tags

[inner stratus]

no i very rarely skip

[patent sail]

Oh hey thats me

I know they are bad but you know what isnt bad? GAMBLING 🤑🤑🎰🤑🎰🤑🎰🤑🎰🎰🎰🤑🎰💸💸

[cloud sinew]

gambling is bad actually