#🕹・game-discussion
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double fist was pretty effective, probably a major reason was the holographic on them
ive had so many runs which just scraped by, and if i gave up because they were struggling then i would never have been given the CHANCE at winning.
but damn, saying that it's the game's fault is a little far
Every run that has a start that can get past ante 1, which is like 4% of them, I try to survive as long as possible. At least until a boss comes along that will kill me. Then I dip xD
it's all of them. every single run can make it past ante 1.
Ok wait if only 4% of your runs are getting paste ante 1 then I hate to say it but skill issue
if only 4% of runs made it past ante 1 then how can you explain the 93 WR winstreak? (0.04)^93 is ridiculously improbable; that's less likely than you getting hit by lightning RIGHT NOW (by at least 40 orders of magnitude)
I agree. Every run can make it past ante 1 yes, however aante 1 is the game setter, if you can’t get set up in ante 1 for ante 2, you are dead ante 2.
you just said "which is like 4% of them"
that just isn't correct
we shifting goalposts now
Yes… because only 4% of ante 1’s are good enough to get past ante 2… so you reset.
you need like one scoring joker
or planets
no
so only 4% of runs get past ante 2? LMAO
Wtf no
you just said "can get past ante 1", now youre saying "get past ante 2".
next it's gonna be "every run gets past ante 2 but only 4% of ante 2 runs get past ante 3"
hey
i want you to get a seed like this
kind of a crazy pack here
and send it here
There’s so many ante 1 that allow you go win
wait yeah
ooh, choose 2 as well?
ya
free negative for temp value and duo
Hi
kinda noice
@glossy mortar play a run, and if you lose or think it wont win i'll show you how I won. I'm meaning this as a sincere learning experience /gen
guy blocked me for calling out the pessimism
I can’t even give tips anymore
bruh
which thing should i replace for this cavendash
some people just don't want to be helped
nothing you can do
Get it twisted, balatro is a pure game of skill
Get it twisted, all round 1 shops contain your run winning joker
Get it twisted, take the 40 neptunes you get in the celestial packs, straight flushes are the most consistent way to win
here win
If i succeed too hard
might think that flushes are actually good 
ah yes the one time i find yorick on gold stake is when i took an eternal green joker
whatever its still a free win
anyone?
da joki???
Not even cloud 9 is enough. Not a single mult or chips joker in sight.
Never enough
The strush pivot will surely work this time right...
send seed
aint got no mult dawg
acrobat
Man I decided to go for a casual run and I think I might get ante 39. This seed had 2 legendariws one of which being perkeo and the other being trib. The luck I’ve had is crazy
Best to play it safe and stop now I agree 🙂
a bit too much econ
of course it will!
show the seed and i'll show you how i'll get past this
Guys how do I beat white stake
Bruh i already reset.
imagine there’s a green joker in the shop
at least you die rich
Run didn’t work, no xmult jokers
the horse legion
you should lose the run so you can show us the seed
unless you just don't want help, in which case why are you here
give seed
Next time i get a run that makes it past the ante 1 reset hell phase but dies with no setup I’ll post seed.
ragebaiting
This must be rage baiting now right
you get a mallet and go to town on that stake
better not make sure the R button starts revolting
this is legendary if so
you're gonna need it a lot
but the guy blocked me so I don’t think its ragebait
i'm giving them the benifit of the doubt
Fun runs +4 gold stickers
then again it could be dedication to the craft
i want to as well but theyve been doing this for like 2 weeks
skip for red card
i'd rather think theyre just ignorant +/ uninformed rather than acting with malice
Imma give this seed once i end it. It’s very good
I did
i'd probably take the former option
Madness was gonna eat up chicot anyway 😔
theyve basically only been playing for two weeks
If madness didn't eat him I would have sold him anyway

any mult?
consult the mult salesman
Took every hand to beat big blind so really bad round 2 but I’m not quitting.
Who has the better smile madness or throwback
madness
Burglar+delayed gratification
id argue perkeo
madness
@tepid skiff you are wrong
Damn
thank you! playing runs until they lose will teach you what's actually winnable and what isn't
I like throwback
yesss !!!!
Big blind gives 3 dollars for free theres no reason to not play it out
investment tag
INSANE boss blind pull getting a natural no discard 4 OAK.
I meant to say double bloodstone better than oops bloodstone
what is happening bro
This run may be a winner.
i read what you said
i'm saying you are wrong
damn son
5 rounds to get another Showman
NEGATIVE PERISHABLE SHOWMAN HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED
the rare Perishable benefit
only missing a rental
Flash card my love
I mean not resetting
isn't this like, the second time you got negative showman
yes it is
I wish flashcard was on my stats
10 1.5x vs 5 1.5x
2/4 vs 2/2
it's funny you guys remember that lmao
But im stuck with dumbass redcard.
It can
you just conveniently forgot the entire purpose of oops i'm crine
Photo only appeared on the very last shop before the boss here
i have a good memory
If it does
Bloodstone hits 100% of the time if you believe hard enough tbh
@tepid skiff tell me what's wrong with this image?
double bloodstone has a higher average, but you're not looking at the average here which is your mistake.
the expected value of bloodstone is 1.25x per heart, so double bloodstone is 1.25^10 vs 1.5^5 from bloodstone oops
So number get bigger
comedy gold
2 free rerolls!
sell 1 free roll for 1 free roll
It makes 2 free rerolls tho
It works like 2 credit cards
nothings wrong with it because bloodstone very rarely misses
bloodstone misses as often as it hits
that's how 1/2 works...
I wish this was true
OMFG
look harder
I trusted blood stone way too many times
technically... >_>
get it so you can sell it the next free roll
2 bloodstones and 2 hacks scores 100k
practically. mathematically.
then you can keep cycling free rolls
every single way you look at it
Bloodstone never misses for me, this is because my aura is incredible
bloodstone never misses for me because I don't take it
So you miss bloodstone
bloodstone has never missed in the past 80 runs for me 🔥 🔥
mmmhmmm
bloodstone so trash
Bloodstone dog shit
i don't miss bloodstone. i am glad it isn't in my build
Mercury poisoning
You can't miss if you never throw
bloodstone never misses for me because all the misses i get are given to roffle
mine is very similar to yours
Something something miss 100% don’t take
round 1 bloodstone free win!!! ^^
every single bloodstone miss in a roffle lite video is becuase of me
True
blodstone if it was remotely usable:
I like using a negative Oops with my Bloodstone to reverse the odds so it hits 0/2 guaranteed
2 idols is 4x score now
But not Roffle heavy
yes u get the bloodstone power
I am madness
Oops all 1s ahh
you summoned it
roffle is responsible for like what 60% of the new players think lmao
I was on deaths door for literally the last 3 rounds xD
nah, i actually respect roffle heavy
roffle is a lesbian
Type
pairmaxxer
Half joker being one of the best in the game always comes to save the day.
same
literally
I love yorick
showman is so funny
I love them.
Chicot better
tttttthirty ?
I checked my statistics, and I was not expecting Blue Joker to be in the top ten
Hi! Im new to the server and i had a really good run for the first time! (I hope this is the right channel for this...)
Decisions, decisions
Absolutely not
Absolutely
blue joker is your 10th? wow
who invited photograph
blue joker is good
this is the right channel
😡
lets not get ahead of ourselves
How‘s your yorick gonna upgrade when you get hit with the Water
Chicot would never let that happen
one round of scaling loss, wow.
Thats nothing
thats like saying groker is bad because hook exists
It is, yeah
ah yes, i hit the water for eight straight antes
WHAT is growler
top 3 xmult
3. obelisk
2. Yorick
- bloodstone
I was just surprised how often it ended up in my lineups
Yeah
Unfortunate rerolls
groker
green + joker
gr... + ...oker
gr+oker
groker
this game suck bc every boss was the water
I see now
i have a mixed feeling about chicot
sometimes it absolutely destroys killer bosses like the needle, the wall, etc but sometimes it's so useless
What are generaly the better decks?
i call green joker gronkler
that is NOT what I typed
Top xMult
- Loyalty Card
- The rest
No further questions please
Blue > Yellow > Abandoned...
chicot is fine as long as the run can carry it
I personally like card sharp but thats probably not that good for players that get further than me
Yorick is such easy scaling xmult
i only have mixed feelings about it if the run isn't stable yet
One boss is nothing
it matters what youre wanting to do, but for winning then Blue, Yellow and Abandoned are the best
Chigoat would never let a silly boss blind bully him!
carp sharp is good but just dies to 2 bosses with no counterplay which is sad
Ahem.. read thy name
True
sometimes chicot carry the run instead by cancelling the boss that hard counters your build
The boss should quiver when the red general is released
Disabled boss blinds still require score
yeah I hate that about it so I get scared when I have him
bloodstone is just better tho and it doesnt even need to scale
Checkered Deck is also up there in terms of ease of use
Kid named planet card:
yeah, it does that
Unfortunate but im addicted to flushes and the checkered deck so
Though it struggles a bit on purple stake and above
it's top 5, it's definitely a good deck.
like a fish out of water
Isnt Trib just a better bloodstone?
Kid named yorick
it happened
yes
If i get one of those boss blinds i guess ill just lose 😃
Here how do I get past ante 32? My best hand is e147 but I could probably squeeze a bit more out with all steel.
play flush hourse
its fine, he'll be debuffed soon so he can't appear again!!!
YOU KNOW WHO COUNTERS BOSS BLINDS?
debuffed negative showman my beloved
When you have no chips, no mult, and no x mult, but hey at least chicot disabled the fish :
hellloo :]
your mom sits on the bosses to disable them because she is fat
luchador
fixing for bloodstone is easier and u start with more hearts than kings and queens
Nvm it’s a dead run
You would know about fat moms, wouldn’t you
send
seed seed seed
I just got a gift card and a credit card who wants to see a nepo baby run
send seed
Yes and also Chicot
As per usual. Boss is the death of it.
seed pls
MUCH rather a round 1 bloodstone than round 1 trib
trib doesnt give immediate scoring
Ante 3 boss death, be my guest!
3921KERM
what deck
Chicot doing nothing 2/3 rounds :
what stake
what deck what stake
nebula blue stake?
🎣
Was so insanely promising but tense at the start but the second I saw the eye I knew it was gg.
Why does anyone willingly play blue stake
Blue stake nebula.
INCREDIBLE SOUL READ
I‘m VERY happy with Black Stake
😭
ok
Yorick and canio, my love
Chigoat become active when it really matters
drew a flush which one-shot
and im taking rocket
did you take the ante 2 mail in rebate
No shit. If the run dosen’t start with a flush i aint playing it xD so of course that’s how you’d start.
Bro plays pair💀
5 of a kind all the way
yorick and canio vs bloodstone = crying baby vs literal atomic bomb (bloodstone is atomic bomb)
Yes I play the best hand for gold stake
even straights? lol
Rocket money is what I took.
im taking the celestial for jupiter
Exactly! what if it drew the one card that doesn't have a pair in my deck!!!!!
Bro plays gold stake💀
most people here play gold stake
💀

I check for straights but it’s much more rare that a run starts with that. In order a run starts with either flush, full house, then straight.
the game hasnt had a content update in 2 years lol
I'm nearly done gold staking all the decks
so now it's onto the jokers
Bro needs chicot on white stake 
And it’s a perfectly fun game without the content update
I only have Black Deck left to gold stake
Black stake*
gold stake is easy just go hearts
Hey man, the flint is really tough on white stake
The humble Head:
i'm just saying that there aren't really many new players, so the people you're seeing play the game will mainly be experienced players who are going to be playing on higher difficulties
Trying to get blood from a stone over here
theres basically no way i lose this with rebate paintbrush rocket
Every stake above black is ruined by Blue Stake
I thought the same thing.
the humble bloodstone and el luchador, chicot, boss tag and directors cut
Chicot will save u bro
That’s the exact moment i said this was a set run.
True
True
Sadly the boss ended it.
Spectral pack would’ve had a Chicot
holy econ
I'll try the seed later
going well
Worst joker lineup in history?
get a bloodstone and thats a free win
imok
the trio did nothing at all, it was just funny so i picked it up
when was the negative? if it was ante 1 or 2 then no. i didnt roll because i had enough scoring and needed to get my econ up.
also i dont lose to eye because of the half joker
i can beat 5200 with ice cream and half joker
Ahhh yes. The notoriously worst legendary that is almost impossible to set up xD yeah that wouldn’t have helped.
ooooh I didn’t see half
the perfectly functional gold stake set up
wait I think i’m coming up on iy
looks like something I would do ngl
Perkeo and yorick and triboulet and Canio are worse
The very first spectral pack had it.
trib and perkeo are worse, also "impossible to set up"? it works against every single boss blind
Wait how do u setup chicot
they giving everyone joker status huh
🐴 NEEEIIIGGHHHH
WHINNYYYYYYYYYY
Bro needs to setup chicot
NEEEEIIIIIIGHHHHHHH
Lilo rq update me what happened

bloodstone should be a legendary feel like that would match it better
i didnt take that spectral because it isnt worth it, i didnt even need to know what was in it
Chigoat stays on top
Bro what… perkeo is insane!? Cloning things to deck fix or to make money is just busted.
I still haven't found Perkeo on my main save
True
He's the last joker I need to unlock
NEEIIGHHHH NEIUGHHHH
I have never lost a run with perkeo once.
WHINNY
False
this person is struggling to beat blue stake nebula
I meant with the jonkler role but yeah let me see
The mouth said only one hand type i said oh dont worry about it
nebula is kinda of annoying tho
did they try to turn it off and on again, and playing straights at the start?
oh right. mouse works on switch and thunk wanna see
ill be home on friday 😎
nice
I hate Bloodstone
GUYS I need help setting up chicot
might be a stupid question but do i take merry andy and just start rolling for serpent or do i keep the invis
Bloodstone is a slot machine without Oops
just sell it and get a bloodstone
you need to sell 15 cards to make it work
what
If the mouth boss blind was alive and sentient do you think it would have nightmares about jesters wearing hoodies
why would you ever take merry andrew
Penguid still on
i can like, draw my entire deck on serpent with it
oh did you mean burger
Did my first real baron run today (double polychrome baron)
oh
Couldn't make enough steels 🥀
it's probably more worth having another baron or mime tho
you want that 4th copy
yeah
Guys yorick
especially if i get a blueprint or mime 🤑
Have some respect
Guys bloodstone
For the best xmult in the game
4th copy better yes, and burglar is a specific uncommon, not that hard to obtain

Yorick 💪
rick: yo
bloodstone laughing in the corner
HOW
howd you get blueprint again without showman
Holy
early yorick and like 5 billion invis jokers, never getting a seed better than this 😭
beat it with a straight and a 4oak, but 2 flushes wouldve been fine too. kept half for security scoring
best bloodstone usecase:
Bro taking bloodstone over yorick
ew
also this seed has a brainstorm immediately in ante 4 lol
posted this on a balatro sub with that caption and got like 500 upvotes 😭
LMAO
Nice. Yeah I couldn’t build any of those for the life of me.
i drew the 4oak immediately, and the straight was just there after i played the 4oak
lil bro literally died before the calm after the storm 😭
The first hand was a 3oak, not a 4.
so close to 30k...
i had paintbrush
...fuck
I did too lol
ur losing a 7.59x multiplier in exchange for a little mult
no, i'm gaining +6 mult in exchange for 1x mult
true if u dont play hearts
nah it happens with hearts too
but hearts and diamonds the worst suits anyway
what do i even do here 😭
so i do not build for them
where should I put my blueprint, either fibonacci, wee joker or hanging chad
its perishable anyways you wouldnt want to pick up a joker you want to build around as a perishable because it keeps it from reappearing as a good version of itself for 5 rounds
how much does it cost to roll serpent again from here
you want to ignore perishables of jokers you actually want to play with
Okay well then no more ecto for me then. Bumping that into the never use category xD damn.
$420 if you saw serpent last ante
if you think youre already winning you can greed it on the chad
dont take spectral packs early either
fair sell it reroll get a non perishable bloodstone
this actually serves well because it feeds a high price joker for low price
okay i'll be fine to just keep my money here then
I already won
They need to make the perishable Jokers more worth it in my opinion
It's not worth holding on to a joker that you're going to get rid of in a few s
wdym sell theres a dagger right there
was gonna do supernova but
the round, i mean
Anti's
flash is cooler
also badstone just really isnt worth getting your hype up anyways
it is for a lot of jokers
i take spectrals early for potential immolate/trance but no clue if thats actually optimal
I mean it could be rough diamond
I got like 1000+ on wee joker
flat +mult isn't that good with bloodstone
yeah and flat mult will win the game
especially with no other jokers in sight
why would i drop my poly scaling +mult for an inconsistent on-score xmult
winning is the goal after all
I just got hack. Hanging chad or hack?
simple 1.5x vs 7.59x
nooooo you dont get it, not procing once for 3 rounds is actually much more fun than winning!
you're ignoring the +mult
thinking selling jolly joker since half joker is base mult
Flashcard 
straight up just lying on the internet
hack is just a straight upgrade if you play atleast 3 2s and dont need/have glass card
C++ as your guys names, are you guys like computer science majors?
its all coming together ❤️ ❤️
it's an achievement, completionist++
u dont need retriggers for bloodstone to be at 7.59x?!
it just does that
yeah sell jolly joker
you need to hit every single 1/2, which is (1/2)^5 without oops lol
Yeah, this is a programming server. We all are playtesting a group project called balatro
lying on the internet, bloodstone will barely get at a x5 on a good run
balatro? never heard of it
(1/32 btw)
I'm still studying C++, learned C+ tho
i'm learning python and java right now
Yeah! It's a very underground project only people in this server know about
with bloodstone, you're going to get every single 1/2 to succeed every 32 heart flushes on average
yeah if we assume maximum output you can get a dagger to $100 if you greet your teeth hard enough
and doesnt need variance to do it, just time
just gold stickered abstract joker, dusk, scary face, and yorick in the same run
Easiest run ever
very good vibes
if c++ is so good, why no c+++
C# is C++++
complete gold stake using every joker's edition
Same, I've been learning python for 2 months now
I’d say gold stickering every joker on every deck is C+++
I sorta understand it
assuming max output is simply not remotely close to a reasonable driving distance away from a good method of comparison on a game basis, since this was during a run. Not a balance discussion on a vacuum
you would have to manually track that or do a new profile for every deck
Yeah
Card sharp plus green +trousers and square joker
How's this deck?
The kind of monster that would want to do C+++ would be ok with this
Golden run
with such a nuanced and flawed joker you need to use the average output of badstone to even approach a sensible argument regarding it, it's max output is locked behind almost an idol-esque flip of a coin
nice wee
what is fibonnaci for
its not like with other jokers where you can reach their max output bya dedication or something
its rng based
mult for every 2 played,
is your deck entirely 2's of the same suit
odds of getting enough score to win is a better way of evaluating things.
so a heart flush with 2 triggers beats a1 boss blind, heart flush with 5 triggers beats a2 boss blind (if not wall), etc
so you cant just take your best option and claim it as usable
perfectly ratio'd
also bp should prob be on fibo then
yeah but not entirely just 2's. I do have a bunch of them as clubs with red seals, foils and mult cards on them
I hate Bloodstoen
if we could take a best option with best output, idol is actually really close mathematically speaking
I love bloodstoen
and reaches double badstone's output
i guess rush to make your deck all the same type of 2 and pray for idol then and get easy ante 12+
wonky but managable
while synergizing with a way stronger hand
This guy gets it
hope so
nah, it's 2x for one hand until you get duplicate cards in deck
(This comparison is to point out how unfeasible both options are due to rng basis by just ruling out variance as an assumption)
worse than photo
I hate Showman
🥵
wait...
What in tarnation
Anus Deck
maybe the way to fix idol is make the card(s) that it picks to be on the top of the deck
THUNK i have an IDEEEEAAAAAA
Anaglyph Deck is beautiful when you wait
i cant believe you would steal the innate keyword from slay the spire :(
see theres this thing called using the same logic to point out a flaw in an argument, and the logic of ignoring bloodstone's rng in favor of pointing out it's max output you can do the same with a nearly identically awful joker that needs support to work but its fine you can just ignore that last part apparently!
what
right, that wasn't clear. i thought you were talking about me
turn on exact search count in settings
obsessed, hop off Forkhead's deck
me when a woman is funny on the internet: She's got to be a man
bloodstone is beautifully cursed
"his"
my greed has consumed me
mb didnt see cotext before
bloodstone doesn't break my heart because i do not use it because it is bad
I cant believe last time I said this joke Kami said it was unnecessary, and now I come back and immediately get a reason to use it
lmao
WOMEN ON THE INTERNET CANNOT BE FUNNY; THEY MUST OBVIOUSLY BE MEN DUH
(sarcasm)
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ip puller
it's the actual discord guidelines linked
yeah but still
i did check it after all and chuckled with it being linked but like
fuck the needle
fuck the needle indeed
cant even say dot gif
tenor dot gif
That's an evil aguja
avocado
dont worry, I literally have the title of clown poster woman and I still get called a man on the regular here
🥑
new high score, e120, how could i improve?
with an actual dot... if you thought you literally couldnt say "dot gif" then how do you think i just said it
it was a good run 😔
Don't you turn your back on the 🥑
Just part the course for the community
draw more cards becore blasting it off
don't copy mime and baron
you have 5 more hands you can use to draw cards
straights are good actually
playing anything wins at that point though ):
straight giving +3 mult is really good
not if you dont copy anything
im fucking stupid actually
move your blueprints off of baron and mime and you will be able to use those hands
the horse is coming
not stupid, just uninformed.
no, i did this last time i attempted naneinf 😭 😭
i forgot this time
reported for promoting hate based on identity
can we deadass do that
thats kinda gay
i was joking but yes that is a thing
bros simply not hopping off
also, not having ecto at ante 20 is not ideal
gonna save and reroll again.,,,
most mature bloodstone user fr
yeah <_<
most down to earth and sensible flusher out there
got antimatter, not a single ecto in sight
good
anyways saturn having the 4oak level of scaling on a hadn that is always online is just funny as shit
that's a lie
like if it wasnt for blue stake this would be the nuclear option 100% of the runs
pair lobotomists don't use bloodstone
but bloodstone users can only play pairs to win whenever they cant get carried...
true...
so lets put thinking caps for a second
was there sixth sense in shop?
truly a stockholm syndrome moment
rahhhh
bro was too skill issued to unlock bloodstone so they used unlock all 
I unlocked all because this is my phone account
@manic talon heres another seed, it's interesting and not painful like the rental one /gen
5KNXVDPO
what card gains multi with more sell value
swash
swash
swash
i'll check on it later
also dagger
x^y= T
but
xny= F
What could this be...
bonkler
what's profile 1 look like
got one only after getting my current setup, i'd have to sell a blueprint
i might've seen one very early but i don't remember
i usually try to have ecto before like
prepare for an incoming horse reactionable comment
hold your horses...
ante 13 by bruteforcing it with sixth sense
chat i need to get ready for bed, hold my horses:
🐴 🐴 🐴 🐴
okay, ill take one
🐴
good night streaks
.........
u serious
its a bugged seed, this isnt related
Hi
balatro
lmk if you notice 
blaltro
wow theres only one ghost/planet only shop bugged seed... damn
balalazebub
ikr all you do is just click stuff, absolutely zero keyboard input on core gameplay
in summary
That’s a shame
have you noticed yet
this seed is cancer wtf
do you know what the bug is
run became free with brainstorm rebate
theres a few but everything beside the main one is quite hard to notice
one of the few situations where flash card is viable
it's always rental and eternal
no normal joker in sight
that's not the bug
the deck is drawn in the same order until you change the deck
few ? ehhh
change the deck as in giving something an edition, or as in add/remove a card
add or remove a card
anything econ basically
hiker would be very good for this seed
yeah i see it now
:3
I’m genuinely devastated. This is likely going to kill me.
I wondr what the jokers are
I can get 200k, even 300k, but 600k is not doable. I need a miracle right now.
miracle glass fool
what build
or miracle campfire
you have 3 shops to prepare, you got this.
i believe
give it everything you've got
i beat blue stake yesterday i belive in u
❤️
Spare me.
$50 boots.....
I’m temped to buy dusk right now
Yeah i hate boot
But I’ve found literally no + mult jokers
Those are the only 2
At least the best 2
I’m praying right now for a drivers license or some big + mult
that looks pretty good
also for what
?
thunk online :D
where do you find this stuff
trial and error
Okay wait!
I rerolled once more and found a chad.
Do i sell burg to pray to chad a lucky or glass.
Or is that too risky as then I’de only have 3 hands
show me planet levels
Level 10 pair, level 2 high card. That’s it.
level 10 pair is uhhh +11 mult right?
Yeah
yeah not enough score
gg
Spade you
LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
Thank GOD I didn’t buy that chad.
It would have put me in a very bad place.
Wait wtf
Why didn’t it count?!
Are you for fucking real!?!!?!?!!1
I’m genuinelly about to cry
I’ve been at this for 2 hours now
3rd longest out of any deck.
To do it again would put it at 4 hours and rank it the hardest deck in the game so far.
Fuckkkkk
oh damn a mobile moment
unfortunate
They should actually fix that shit, wonder why it happens only on mobile
Like genuinelly fuck this game.
hey now, balatro is a good game
If you aren’t going to give me the win then at least tell me you wont so i can restart.
I would have never done that run if i knew it didn’t count.
can someone tell amphy that its a mobile bug
and that they should probably re enter the game
no
Fuck me i guess
close the game and re open
Sure.
Okay holy shit
It did count.
What the fuck is that visual bug bro
Fix that shit!
mobile bug
Anyways… onto the 2nd last deck.
The deck I’ve been scared of the most besides Black.
The winner of hardest deck for both black stake and green stake.
The magic deck.
magic deck is really good though???
Magic deck is very powerful I wouldn’t be worried
It was extremely easy for the first 2 stakes.
magic deck offers no downside whatsoever
However the last 2… my god…
in fact, i think having 3 consumable slots is really nice
Yeah magic deck is among the strongest decks imo
i love triple hermit start
Anyways we shall see.
Triple mercury start goes really nutty too
I have a hunch it wont be as bad as plasma because i know so much more of the game now.
Yeah plasma right now has the 2nd place for hardest blue stake.
Crazy how after c++ white stake just feels like creative mode
Like damn there was a time where I first booted up Balatro and struggled intensely just to win white stake red deck for the first time
I wonder what i was thinking when i saw jokers
i still remember the first time i see violet vessel on purple stake
I don’t remember shit
I just woke up one day and id 100%ed Balatro
800 hour fever dream
it felt like i was learning too fast
9 Rounds
Bro, this game is ass
I keep on getting so close then getting my butt handed to me
I'm never going to unlock any deck at this point other than the basic ones that you start out with
I hate Baron
Need luchador so bad, can't even find it
no glass aces
Nope
bro blamed the game
Man I was so focused on staying alive I forgot to get any new jokers
Let this be a lesson not to be greedy 😔 couldve had 1 of my last 3 gold stickers, instead tried to greed out 2 by selling a runner for pareidolia and couldn't draw my two pairs :/ hopefully can 150/150 tomorrow still o7
had 3 hands to find a two pair for my last hand and somehow couldnt
doesnt seem like you need any
I mean for the sticker
oh lmao
I had all of the ones there gold already
yeah lol
we had the opposite problem lol
fr
idk why i took an eternal riff raff, thought itd be good to fuel my dagger while eco was garbo but not worth
There's levels to ts
me when I use my first planet card
also nikke server tag 🔥
balatromaxxing
fibonacci
balatro^2
skill issue plant doesn't counter photochad
Hmmm
Lmao I love ur user name
220k is a tough requirement
thanks
plant is usually beatable with glass cards but ante 7 gets iffy
blast off still the worst challenge so far tbh
only having 26 dollars is a serious misplau
that sucked
okay maybe they need two (2) glass cards instead of one (1)
with trib photochad you need to invest all your money to find ways to survive
smiley does nothing
super weird to me how
you don't need more scoring
if you have overkill scoring, your first instinct should be to make it more consistent
you have trib photochad
I said that last year
yeah you did
that was from august?
smiley can carry very earlygame face scoring because it acts like +5 mult to your base hand score but if you're playing even slightly leveled or higher hands it's really not much
Yeah inn2025
it does jackshit with trib photochad because it's like +80 mult at the end of all the calculations which big whoop 😭
smiley is just great for early to midgame
it can't carry to late like agate and fib can
yea
anyways chat which should i do next
typecast
Golden needle because its the most annoying
inflation or typecast
i think this was not done correctly
lmfao
(thats on purpose)
this poll may have been done slightly incorrect
anyways typecast it is
suuuuuuureeee
Which one do you prefer is a pretty weak joker
it really was
i like bloodstone more
fuck you
golden needle will make u feel like uninstalling tho its more fun
whats harder black deck gold stake or golden needle
Ride the bus is usually the better joker 80% 9_ the time
is there any risk of my save file bricking if i have too many cryptids on android? i have a great run that can easily get to ante 39 but want to make sure i dont have a risk of getting too many consumables to mess something up, im currently at ~90 cryptids on ante 22
well runs dont usually bleed over into save file corruption
If you play on ps4 now that's a problem
as for android like
uhhhh
your phone will get hot
like really hot
im worried about something like my game crashing and then corrupting my save file or something
but im fairly certain it can be better than a ps4
Most likely wont
but im no expert
crimson fart really scares me
doesnt seem that bad considering half of ur jokers dont help u score
It better
that's the problem dude
it was still scary, if it disabled vampire at any point I would've lost
no clue how you weren't punished icl
answer my question
the former by far
Still I think it would be better to just sell it
Goated
Should have saved my hang man
Yes sir
guys i got 3 legendarys on one run
Balacheese
That fatass Ox ate all my money
Balatrese
Which one do you prefer 🗣️🔊‼️‼️🔥
that one
Real
free 60 mult hell yea
Bully: "Grow a pair"
Me, a balatro player: "Balegda"
Need a mod that replaces the Showman art with Hugh Jackman
How...
its white stake so it is
still definitely possible
but it's real hard
it's all just planet scaling and enhancenent cards
Ugh, to get modded balatro on mobile I have to have my laptop, but it's in my car and I don't wanna go get it

this boss is funny with rtb
This run is wild
god I love obelisk
hmmm what should I play
1 2
gambit neva fold
erosion hurts to see on abandoned, even if it's a negative
was it a nat negative?
since erosion picks from the base amount of cards in the deck abandoned just has an inherently lower mult amount
it does what it says on the tin but it feels scammy
the alternative is giving erosion an instant +48 mult
is it worth it going for a second ecto when I have like 100 cryptids
going for ante 39
you're probably not making it to ante 39
for ante 39 you need some very specific setups
Heyyy uhhhhh.. do y’all think I’ll win?
getting a lot of cryptids gets you naneinf once, maybe a couple of times
Is this worth it boys
Yes
Yeah I won. This was the single most insane joker collection I’ve ever got. There was not one, not two, but THREE INVISIBLE JOKERS!!!
Not sure if this is really the channel to talk about mods in? But just had the most annoying little bug in Hot Potato. A card said it'd make my joker negative, I used it and it made it eternal. I was confused, clicked sell messing around, and it sold anyways sinking the whole setup.
There it is. 3 polychrome drivers licences.
Not only that but the game starts with a negative faceless which made it so easy to start.
You then shortly after in ante 2 or 3 get both midas mask and then golden ticket.
this is two polychrome drivers licenses and one base drivers license
I could have had a third if i went into endless because there was another invisible in the ante 8 boss shop.
The blueprint was just the better choice.
ah
Not only that but technically if I sold everything for invisible, I could have had 4 of them.
I could have had 4 polychrome drivers licenses.
I think that means I’m now forklift certified.
Showman moment
Two deaths b2b
#⚙・modding-general i think or #💻・modding-dev
Abandon deck top teir
Chat why Everytime I have a good run I get a good baton 20 mult camilo PERKO AND BLUE PRINT
i'm not saying it's bad, i'm saying that it's sad that erosion is worse on it because it has less cards to cut
I get plant
Pk thuner

It's the most evil boss in the whole game
Woahhh. Idk what mod that is but that would be an INSANE joker to have in the game. It would be one of the best possible jokers you could get in shop 1. Instantly you start with MAX interest.
Thats ortalab
