🕹・game-discussion

[tight pike]

yes but ecto kills hand size

[fringe nebula]

on the next round yes

[tight pike]

oh like that

[low spire]

guess who’s now seeing uranus cards!

[vale shale]

The first thing that comes to my mind is the flint boss debuffed card on a high card

[tight pike]

try to get uranus in ur consumables

[vale shale]

But

Pretty sure that's not 1

[tight pike]

no that's 5

5 x 1

[vale shale]

Yeah exactly

[tight pike]

well 2.5 x 1

[vale shale]

3

[fringe nebula]

you can ecto several times and then discard all of your cards in your hand to gameover yourself though

[tight pike]

what if you have a fuck ton of chicots with that plus manacle

can't you technically keep rerolling?

[quartz ember]

yes

[tight pike]

or does it cycle through with director's cut (i forgot the tier 2 voucher name)

[quartz ember]

yes

[tight pike]

knowing balatro, the hand size will go into the negatives

it wont stay at 0

[vale shale]

Wait I got it

[quartz ember]

you can get alot of jokers with a lot of ecto and hand size exploits

[vale shale]

Rich get richer challenge and go down to 1 dollar

[wintry ice]

there's a bug with that which makes you scale your hand size

[tight pike]

yes

[fringe nebula]

oh makes sense

[tight pike]

thought so

[low spire]

god no

[tight pike]

hold on let me do the balatrodle

[tight pike]

just sell the perkeo?

[fringe nebula]

sell perkolator

[low spire]

our brains are thinking…?

[last marlin]

new here, and its probably been asked a mountain of times - anyone know if/when we'll get DLC?

[quartz ember]

we wont

we'll just get updates

[fringe nebula]

we'll get balatro update

[sinful prairie]

Do you want to keep Perkeo? IMO if you're scoring enough just get rid of Cavendish. Anyway, you'll have 2 shops to get a nat negative Joker if you're lucky

[low spire]

i win everyone cheer for me

[low spire]

you underestimate my negative joker luck

i never see them

[sinful prairie]

Damn RIP

[limber cairn]

lol

[low spire]

negative jokers make sure i never see them

[low spire]

is this guy playing roblox balatro

and winning

[sinful prairie]

Hey, that's the Roblox version, nice

[limber cairn]

yea

[sinful prairie]

They've finished adding all the decks?

[low spire]

how do i get lucky enough for negatives

[limber cairn]

I got multiple inverse skips

[low spire]

tell me your play

[sinful prairie]

Good econ

That's it

[low spire]

gulp

she said “good econ”

[sinful prairie]

How does one acquire such skill? Keep playing and keep learning

Seriously lol I've played the game too much (you may check my profile)

[fringe nebula]

have alot of money

[sinful prairie]

All you need is money for rerolls

[sinful prairie]

See /lh

[low spire]

best econ deck

i want these

negatives

you speak of

my sticker :(

[sinful prairie]

You can do it on any deck

[fringe nebula]

any deck

maybe anaglyph

[sinful prairie]

Yeah Anaglyph makes it easier

[tight pike]

just did the balatrodle

[sinful prairie]

Take a Negative Skip when you feel like you've got enough Double Tags already

[tight pike]

not very difficult imo

[sinful prairie]

Thank you for the reminder

[tight pike]

got it in 4

[low spire]

i already did black stake anaglyph 💔

[fringe nebula]

plasma ante 24

that'd probably give you alot of natural negatives

[low spire]

woah

you think i’ve made it that far

[sinful prairie]

Bro is ravenous for Negative Jokers

[low spire]

i am

i’m doing the balatroodle rn i’m so lost

i don’t know ball

[sinful prairie]

You must study the ball

[low spire]

i got it

[quartz ember]

twas easy got it in 2

[royal bobcat]

I am balling

[still geyser]

good lord

[sinful prairie]

Same

[low spire]

there is a god

[still geyser]

there is no god

[low spire]

ggs son

[still geyser]

😭

[north smelt]

Man this seed is so hard already doing it 3 times with known route

N653YT7A

[fringe nebula]

what deck

what stake

[still geyser]

blue gold stake if you squint hard enough

[north smelt]

Orange

[still geyser]

is it orange stake??

[wicked moat]

Just had a round where To Do List was high card and I had matador and boss debuffed spades, so all I had to do was play a high card spade (checkered deck) to get $12

[north smelt]

There is almost 0 mult and wall at ante 3

[fringe nebula]

orange stake blue deck?

[north smelt]

Yeah

[old saffron]

polychrome bootstraps call that brokeback mountain

[still geyser]

i see a buncha mult tho

[north smelt]

Yeah i get that one

[weak relic]

Eye

[north smelt]

The wall ante 3 is annoying

I wonder if you can beat it

[weak relic]

Zombie

[fringe nebula]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[north smelt]

That seed killed my win streak

Waaa

[still geyser]

eternal jimbo blessed the run surely this run is a free win

[north smelt]

Lmao

F 13 winstreak

[low spire]

should i play white stake and try to manufacture a win streak

[north smelt]

Idk

I am doing C+ run

[low spire]

oh

[warped mango]

hi

[low spire]

hello

[warped mango]

what are u discussing about

❓

[still geyser]

yikes

[low spire]

idk i just came back

[north smelt]

Yep

[still geyser]

run it back

[north smelt]

It is yikes seed

[low spire]

you could’ve won if you had straights with gaps

i forgot the name

[still geyser]

there was no shortcut lol

[fringe nebula]

fist mime is kinda bonkers

[north smelt]

You did?

Nice

[still geyser]

wait why is your stuntman not perishablee

[low spire]

were they racing or smth

[fringe nebula]

i rerolled earlier i guess

[still geyser]

mmm

[fringe nebula]

was desperate for some kind of scoring so i broke the econ by rerolling but we can recover from this

[north smelt]

Good luck

[low spire]

I HATE BLUE STAKE

[fringe nebula]

fist mime stuntman blackboard is strong

[still geyser]

chad farming same seed lol

[fringe nebula]

and we're back thanks to gold card

[livid temple]

My friends first wib

Very hard hand holding on this one

[north smelt]

Nice

[still geyser]

ok this passes the wall

[low spire]

back to back runs imma nut

[still geyser]

chill down my guy 💔

[red thistle]

Where did your profile picture originate from.

[low spire]

my bad

[still geyser]

from me! i do yoga

[warped mango]

what R u discussing about ❓

[north smelt]

The wall

[still geyser]

balatro!

[low spire]

omg girl i’m about to start scoring 🤤🤤

why did i say that

[tawdry rock]

Balola

Jaker Poker

[low spire]

?????

[still geyser]

scored too hard

[tawdry rock]

you drank too much water so it killed you

[fringe nebula]

uurgh now i have to manually move the steel kings to the right

[tawdry rock]

water poisoning is real kids

[keen pilot]

For a moment I thought burglar would actually kill me here
I didn't know how it works on the needle xP

[tawdry rock]

oh holy shit

burglar does that???

[torpid bridge]

Holy horse

[torpid bridge]

It does

Burger counters needle

Negative burger is like the best joker in the game

Objectively

It can score

It can econ

It can be copied by bp and bs

What this guy cant do

Ah it anti synergize with rebate

[keen pilot]

And purple seals

[torpid bridge]

But we have other good econ jokeds

[calm furnace]

best flat mult, best chip joker and arguably best non scaling xmult all in one setup

[torpid bridge]

Like golden ticket

[calm furnace]

go win my child

[fringe nebula]

rate this dumb victory

[north smelt]

DAMN

10/10

[calm furnace]

alao why am i playing yellow

wth

[north smelt]

That is the jankiest win ever

[fringe nebula]

stuntman baron mime

what a combination

[calm furnace]

baron fist is legit

it's one of the two ways for baron not to suck

[north smelt]

Rate that deck code

[fringe nebula]

janky earlygame

[north smelt]

[fringe nebula]

had to pivot from weird even steven photograph flush to whatever that was at ante 3

[still geyser]

unfortunate lol

[tender bone]

do i get rid of the buisiness card or the scary face

[fringe nebula]

what do you need right now

is it econ

or is it scoring

[tender bone]

i mean i need econ right nowim good for another ante scoring based but idk if ill find anything by ante 6

[torpid bridge]

I think getting rid of chad now is the best move

[tender bone]

really?

[torpid bridge]

Scary is scoring

[latent egret]

scary

[calm furnace]

sell burger

[latent egret]

youll get 7x from aj

even more with

[still geyser]

burger sells for 3

[tender bone]

my flush only got 80 chips tho

[still geyser]

that leaves me with 6 dollers 💔

[calm furnace]

chad is the 2nd best joker here 💀

[torpid bridge]

7x from ancient is kinda unreliable

[hidden lance]

i was doing a bus run

[calm furnace]

?????

[torpid bridge]

Flush

[calm furnace]

yeah and?

[torpid bridge]

And his flush doesnt seem high level

[latent egret]

but you only need one

[calm furnace]

AJ is a flush joker and its eternal

[latent egret]

who cares hes gonna get x60 from double aj + chad

[old saffron]

how to naneinf from here?

[tender bone]

if i were alone id sell buisiness for sure

[wicked moat]

Swear I just played a royal flush and it didn't trigger To Do List for a straight. Is that the case?

[latent egret]

yes

[torpid bridge]

Yeah make sense

[calm furnace]

no the money can buy jupiters

[wicked moat]

Bruh

[patent sail]

Requires EXACT hand

[latent egret]

its like planets, one planet for one hand

[wicked moat]

Ridiculous

[torpid bridge]

Business is your econ now

[still geyser]

i have never touched nebula deck

[torpid bridge]

And u have parei

It generates so much money

[patent sail]

Theres a difference between Contains X and Is X

[wintry ice]

is pareidolia that important

[calm furnace]

scary fave is doing nothing there lmao

[latent egret]

at most a 3x

[tender bone]

i only got 80 chips isnt it low?

[latent egret]

which is negligible compared to aj

[terse vale]

what would you guys choose

[wintry ice]

actually of course a bus hater would value parei that much

[fringe nebula]

this hurts

[torpid bridge]

Cuz im just figuring his flush would be low level

[calm furnace]

i dont understand how someone can not appreciate chad

[torpid bridge]

And flush isnt the hand to be consistently played

[tender bone]

ive never been able to drop one

[terse vale]

I already won the run i’m just curious

[wintry ice]

wouldn't smiley make up for the difference for now

[calm furnace]

after aj chad is easily the best joker on that lineup

[keen pilot]

That was kinda a stressful run lul

[wintry ice]

anyways midas and grimbo sounds extremely safe

[still geyser]

chicot carried

[warped mango]

congrats

[torpid bridge]

Parei with business generates money

[fringe nebula]

one part of me is telling me to go for midas because there's a chance to get eye'd or needle'd if you pick eternal card sharp THAT early

[tender bone]

i think i should just sell scary

[fringe nebula]

other part of me is going ooga booga card sharp

[wintry ice]

if their flush levels are low wouldn't it be better to focus on scoring?

chad also helps business generate money so i have no idea what you're trying to say there

[calm furnace]

you need like 7 Jupiter's for AJ to start clearing

and its double Aj

and a half with chad

[torpid bridge]

Yeah then scary goes ig

[tender bone]

yeah

[fringe nebula]

and not to mention that stencil is pretty good for earlygame because you don't really have any jokers

[keen pilot]

The fact that my only scaling chips were from hiker and my only xmult was from the duo made it kinda difficult

[calm furnace]

i forget that hiker exists

i think i had more use for flower pot and even shitstraps than hiker

[keen pilot]

Look at this 9 tho

[fringe nebula]

i.... think i choose midas over card sharp

[calm furnace]

i mean thats like a stone card

[fringe nebula]

because stencil provides enough scoring for earlygame

[calm furnace]

kinda

[weak relic]

Mmm... Unlikely combo according to balala wiki

[keen pilot]

Interestingly enough, hiker'd stone card doesn't say anything about extra chips, it just adds to the total chips number 🤔

Oh gosh, black deck blue stake is next x.x

-1 discard and -1 hand

[fringe nebula]

welcome to hell

[tender bone]

hmmmm do i do it

[pale wolf]

yup yup its weird

[torpid bridge]

Do it

[pale wolf]

no other chips combine

[torpid bridge]

Sell everything

[keen pilot]

That's something

[torpid bridge]

Now you have to play black deck without any scoring joker

[tender bone]

you aint trollin?

[torpid bridge]

No

[keen pilot]

Yayy! :D

[torpid bridge]

Ank ancient or bp

Either will work

[tender bone]

aj

meh

[torpid bridge]

If i were u im gonna do that

Like your 2 best jokers are eternal

Its safe to do

[keen pilot]

I survived big blind!

now.. do I have to take swash..?

[torpid bridge]

Yes

[fringe nebula]

yes

[torpid bridge]

Finding 2 flushes aint easy

[keen pilot]

Ig it's not a bad joker to have as an eternal

[slow iris]

yeah

[gusty maple]

[fringe nebula]

welcome to black deck where you have no choice but to do some short term decisions just to survive the earlygame

[torpid bridge]

Pray you will get egg later

[slow iris]

you're on black deck you have an extra slot you can use for an eternal that'll help you in the early game

[fringe nebula]

or gift card

[torpid bridge]

Or gift card

[tender bone]

abstract carryingh

[torpid bridge]

Ank carrying

[keen pilot]

This is a start! :D

[strange compass]

I wanna ask you guys if you'd pick up a small blind ante 1 hermit and use it right away or purchase it and use it when you can get the full 20$

[torpid bridge]

My goat in multiplayer server got banned

😭

[green apex]

egg swash ftw

[fringe nebula]

next round

[torpid bridge]

For silly reasons

[green apex]

just need some x mult and you got this

[strange compass]

Open Buffon pack and purchase hermit?

[fringe nebula]

yea

[wintry ice]

what happened

[latent egret]

not full 20 but once you desperately need score

[strange compass]

I usually buy it and wait for the full 20

[edgy whale]

is flush 5 of polychromed red sealed glass of aces (any suit) the best poker hand u can play on table?

without considering any other joker mult amplifying abilities or smh, just standalone 1 single poker hand...

[torpid bridge]

Owen digged his message from a year ago and said that he self promoted (he was promoting a vietnamese balatro multiplayer championship)

[latent egret]

steel in hand

[strange compass]

I think when you get in 40$ territory you can be frivolous with your money

[wintry ice]

who was it

[torpid bridge]

Naut

[tender bone]

guys is it bad that i have only ever consistenly beat the high stakes with 3 methods?

[edgy whale]

I said it needs to be standalone not any amplifying abilities or something

[latent egret]

you are not alone in that

[torpid bridge]

The second latest ban was that they accused him score boosting a cheater (which he didnt do and virtual lifted the ban)

[strange compass]

Not rlly

[latent egret]

its not a joker

[strange compass]

@tender bone what are the methods? Pair,photochad and?

[north smelt]

It's all bluestake problem

[tender bone]

photochad, five of a kind and aj

[torpid bridge]

Owen is the mod of the server

[tender bone]

ive only beaten gold stake once with pair

[still geyser]

diamonds it is

[strange compass]

Huh?

[wintry ice]

i'd have guessed it was because of their conection with riolu if anything

[strange compass]

Five of a kind and Ancient Joker?

[north smelt]

Mine is pair photochad blueseal and odd chad fibonacci

[edgy whale]

Nah still doesn't count, the power doesn't come from THE PLAYED TABLE!

[wintry ice]

but even then it's an odd reason

[tender bone]

i mean a run where i do five of a kind, and another with aj, and another wth photochad

[north smelt]

The only consistent way

[wintry ice]

well this server doesn't have anything to do with their drama anyways

[torpid bridge]

I guess so, they are kinda butthurt about the other cheater and since in the past naut had some connections with him they tried to find way to ban him

[keen pilot]

I took hieroglyph

[tender bone]

like i once saw a guy do c++ without a single loss

dont remember his nam

[strange compass]

I've never done a 5oak run yet and I've gotten two or three gold stakes rn

Can you drop the method?

[keen pilot]

Dr. Spectred? With the channel called Balatro University?

I think?

[tender bone]

they arent that hard i usually do kings unless i have a joker that needs something else

[hybrid cypress]

bala

[tender bone]

yeah him

[still geyser]

bro

[strange compass]

I think my first gold stake was lossless as well

I am a returning player

[hybrid cypress]

the humble 8 dollars:

[tender bone]

how 😭

[strange compass]

Just get the parahh bro

[wintry ice]

if i were to speculate towards a face card it would be jacks

[tender bone]

theres genuinely levels to this shit

[still geyser]

ok what if i buy pareidolia and i sell it for a bajillion dollers

[strange compass]

I am a returning player so I retained some of the knowledge

[hybrid cypress]

true...

[still geyser]

nah it hass no use and i lose interest

[stone shell]

always the damn straight runs

[wintry ice]

i'd say that hit the road has more general use cases than the other rank specific face card jokers

[still geyser]

WHERE ARE MY DIAMONDS

[tender bone]

actually goated joker

[strange compass]

I'd rank it like A tier

[still geyser]

oh wow is this jokerless

[wintry ice]

average ante 1 boss blind eithout scoring jokers

[stone shell]

jokerless yeah

[strange compass]

You got this trust

[wintry ice]

you get more face cards from strengths if you choose to use jacks too

[strange compass]

Two hands

[still geyser]

ive never played jokerless do you just get lucky and hope for good enhanced cards

daft punk: get lucky?

[strange compass]

It's not that hard as long as you got the flush luck 🤞

[tender bone]

how do u guys score with pairs they literally get 100 points at the start

[high sun]

The jokerless challenge is pretty easy tbh

[wintry ice]

you don't start with them

[strange compass]

Probably planet spam

[still geyser]

nah you get flat chip and mult joker and go on

[wintry ice]

you start playing them when you get a form of scaling that doesn't care about what hand you play

[stone shell]

+mult, chips, play pairs

[strange compass]

Striaghts specifically

[high sun]

Flush until you get a joker to transfer to pairs

[wintry ice]

like green joker or runner

[strange compass]

? Even in jokerless you play pairs?

[wintry ice]

different context

[keen pilot]

Off by 100 chips.. =w=

[strange compass]

I thought straights could be good in that cuz they scale highly with planets

[still geyser]

speculative sock

[stone shell]

jokerless is a different context, you go for higher ranking hands there

[wintry ice]

straights are optimal for jokerless

with 4oak being a close second

[stone shell]

speculative sock into a speculative plant into a speculative luchador or chicot

[wintry ice]

into ride the bus

[still geyser]

yo i just realized i have eight 2s seven 3s and five 4s this run might be cooked

[wintry ice]

and this is why you check the deck before taking things

[stone shell]

no this is just the pray for hack run

[still geyser]

what is hack and sock doing in me joker roster man 💔 o7s

[still geyser]

well AT LEAST theres 6 kings

[wintry ice]

you'll get pareidolia and fib trust

[stone shell]

sock is for the speculative parei trust

[still geyser]

this run is powered by hopes and dreams

[lapis lion]

159

[still geyser]

the evil plant coming in ante 6

cloud 9 build

[cursive crater]

evil castle

[wintry ice]

average monarchy

[still geyser]

oh my god

[rose wolf]

my personal favorite jokers of every rarity because i'm bored:
common: cavendish and odd todd
uncommon: hologram, rocket, joker stencil, castle, and madness
rare: blueprint/brainstorm, burnt joker, and invis
legendary: perkeo and yorick

[stone shell]

i feel like 4oak is easier to get off the ground since all you have to do is flood the deck with a single rank

[wintry ice]

that's still harder to do than just playing a straight every round

[stone shell]

you have no idea how many times ive lost jokerless just because i couldn't draw a straight

[wintry ice]

wouldn't that just be amplified if you don't get the material for 4oak though?

[old saffron]

ggs

[unique abyss]

Castle.exe

[median stag]

how do I get back into the game

[rose wolf]

i'm gonna be honest i kinda don't like scary face, odd todd is better imo because there are more odds than face cards in the deck + the 1 extra chip even though it's not much of a difference

[stone shell]

the material for 4oak is really vast

[wintry ice]

like you do have to get atleast 8 of a rank without killing your hand size to draw them consistently

[torpid bridge]

I get your point tho

[wintry ice]

most of the tools used for deckfix for 4oak can be used to deckfix for straights

[rose wolf]

i like your noelle pfp btw :D

[stone shell]

strength, death, hanged man, fool for tarots and cryptid, immolate, grim & possibly familiar for spectrals

[torpid bridge]

Deck fixing for 4oak is easier than for straights tbh

[tawdry rock]

i HATE your noelle pfp btw >:D

[torpid bridge]

I have played straights with heavy deck fixing

[wintry ice]

you use death and strengths to get more middling ranks and you use hanged men to remove the outer ranks

[royal bobcat]

press the play button on steam

[stone shell]

i feel like its still awkward to use deaths or strengths for straights

[torpid bridge]

But its quite cumbersome compared to just braindeadly copy a card

[median stag]

woah I didn't know that thanks

[wintry ice]

the basic deck is still substantially better geared for drawing straights

[torpid bridge]

Like having to make sure the cards we want to be in the straight must be higher than others

[wintry ice]

and getting the material for 4oak is a conditional statement

[torpid bridge]

Yeah

[white anvil]

Help guys what do i do here

[torpid bridge]

Straights is better without deck fixing

[white anvil]

is the pivot possible and worth

[torpid bridge]

Deck fixing works

[wintry ice]

it's definitely better than what bloodstone does for now

[torpid bridge]

But it takes more effort than 4oak tbf

[tawdry rock]

dont do anything

pivot is terrible

[wintry ice]

do get hallucination and open the packs first btw

[tawdry rock]

yeah that

but what would they sell

[white anvil]

yeah

[torpid bridge]

The best material to deck fix for straight is hanged man tho

[white anvil]

constellation is 5x

[tawdry rock]

huge

[torpid bridge]

Death and strenght can be helpful but hanged man better

[still geyser]

this riff raff wants me to play straights so bad

[white anvil]

I might just risk everything and sell yorick for baron

[tawdry rock]

i say reroll like a good two times

[wintry ice]

glass also helps but it's better to use them to score in emergencies for jokerless though

[tawdry rock]

nonono

baron is very bad here

[white anvil]

Alright fine

[stone shell]

would swap constellation for baron tbh even with the 5x mult

[white anvil]

Just roll then

[tawdry rock]

the pivot is outta the question

[keen pilot]

I can't do this now, can I? xP

[tawdry rock]

kill summit perhaps

[stone shell]

you can definitely sac rocket for soul

[wintry ice]

i'd just replace bloodstone at most

[tawdry rock]

or rocket

[white anvil]

nah id just die

[tawdry rock]

it all works out

[still geyser]

what is bloodstone doing in a spade deck lol

[white anvil]

its mostly wild

[wintry ice]

sell summit or rocket as the other person said

[white anvil]

still able to draw hearts

[keen pilot]

But.. 7 bucks per round ;^;
But yeah, ig I'll sell it

[white anvil]

id die without bloodstone

[tawdry rock]

this is an awesome awesome question that i shouldve asked a while ago

[stone shell]

legendaries are econ jokers because of temperance

you'll be fineeee

[tawdry rock]

to be honest i would probably sack photo for an oops

it is a great switch

[still geyser]

bloodstone kills you first before you die

[keen pilot]

Don't think I can get out of summit tho

[still geyser]

[white anvil]

Man, i picked spades early on and bloodstone just showed up as the best option before photo and chad so pivot

[stone shell]

whats your main hand and level for it rn

[tawdry rock]

what if you get canio and a single hung man can just astronomically help score

or yo rick

[keen pilot]

Yo, Rick!!

[tawdry rock]

I manifested it

[keen pilot]

And recyclomancy in the same shop!!

[stone shell]

synergy with summit W

[tawdry rock]

Hell Yeah

[rose wolf]

rick: yo

(congrats on getting yorick btw)

[wintry ice]

well you just won

[stone shell]

i manifest andy next shop

[tawdry rock]

yo: yeah what do you want

[torpid bridge]

Even without yorick he still won

He literally has 3 xmult

[rose wolf]

they*

[keen pilot]

Oh, and ig I could get out of summit after all, I forgot what was in the shop xP

[torpid bridge]

She*

Everyone on internet is females

[tawdry rock]

blind™

[keen pilot]

lmao

[rose wolf]

limon uses they/them, it's in their bio

[stone shell]

sell blueprint for swash trust

[tawdry rock]

can we not argue someones pronouns for them

[rose wolf]

sorry

[tawdry rock]

nouns were so good they made a pro version

[rose wolf]

true...

[torpid bridge]

Mpreg should be real

[terse vale]

I mean it looks like they them its just fact

[stone shell]

competitive nouns

[untold onyx]

I didn't pay my monthly subscription so I just get nouns lite

[still geyser]

speculative idol?

[terse vale]

no

no mate

[untold onyx]

Hell, take the eternal egg

[terse vale]

normal egg

[stone shell]

speculative idol for the speculative baseball card

[wintry ice]

"speculative" idol is on the same level as investing billions in speculation for llms to be revolutionary

[still geyser]

i don think the egg is eternal

[stone shell]

thats your only good reasoning

[still geyser]

i see the future...

[untold onyx]

You see, my eyes function at their own will

[royal bobcat]

if you pull out at the right time you can fully profit

[tawdry rock]

eternal cola ❤️

[still geyser]

yes!

[wintry ice]

except you don't have those billions and will just go backrupt before you can reap the alleged benefits

[royal bobcat]

cant happen

[still geyser]

this is for content (i dont stream)

[stone shell]

funnily enough theres still a use case for this

which is selling blueprints for double tags

[tawdry rock]

that would be so funny though

[wicked moat]

Interesting first shop…

[torpid bridge]

Coca can be copied?

[royal bobcat]

yes

[still geyser]

yes!

[stone shell]

weirdly it can

[tawdry rock]

"here, win"

[torpid bridge]

Lmao

[stone shell]

blueprint likes cola

[still geyser]

just like invis

[stone shell]

nothing more to be said

[wintry ice]

"here, win"

[tawdry rock]

me when i steal jokes

im gonna delete your save file now

[still geyser]

i can get as much eggs as i can

[terse vale]

nono

[wintry ice]

it did come from a reddit post

[terse vale]

not that either

[wintry ice]

so i counter by saying imagine referencing reddit

[stone shell]

eternal showman never fails

[strange compass]

Not being able to one shot right here with an royal level 6 straight sure is something

[royal bobcat]

are you making the worst possible decisions on purpose

[stone shell]

trust me im a showman fan

[tawdry rock]

and i counter by imagine referencing reddit AND stealing a joke

[still geyser]

yes ral the showman fan

[wintry ice]

now this is on the same level as the ai bubble

[still geyser]

yes because this is black stake so its very funny

[stone shell]

i once had an unseeded run where i got 5 eternal stencils

[rose wolf]

NICEEEEEE

[tawdry rock]

🤤

[royal bobcat]

not polychrome smh

[rose wolf]

i dream of a run with 5 eternal stencils

[tawdry rock]

poli chrome

more like

poli crime

!!!!!

[rose wolf]

i once got a run with only 3 eternal stencils and lost it because of the crimson heart 💔 💔 💔

[wintry ice]

more like polycule

[stone shell]

anyway i wanna do another gold stake run

[strange compass]

I am crine homosapiens 😭

[tawdry rock]

more like Polygon

[strange compass]

I did like 3 or 4 straights

[still geyser]

check this out

[wintry ice]

average early wall

[strange compass]

I had level 8 Saturn btw

[tawdry rock]

male offspring 🥀 🥀🥀🥀🥀😭😭😭😭😭🙏🌹🌷

[still geyser]

oh my days is that hologram from hit planet earth is typing in chat

[strange compass]

This isn't wall being bad this is just straights being trash

[rose wolf]

i got a cool run on plasma deck recently with odd todd, foil golden joker, foil castle, and a yorick with like 11x mult by the ante 8 boss

[wintry ice]

average early wall

[tawdry rock]

i accidentally did the two roses at the end but theyre funny

[white anvil]

And thats the power of deck fixing

[strange compass]

Pair slop would beat that wall

[wintry ice]

you also had 36 dollars so actually

[still geyser]

67

[wintry ice]

erm

not average early wall because this time it was fully preventable

[tawdry rock]

Fuck you

politely

[still geyser]

yoo strengthen thaat tasty looking 8...

[still geyser]

jarvis im hurt

[tawdry rock]

Good

[stone shell]

man i just got my econ running

[strange compass]

Controversial opinion: I thought my level 8 Saturn with a foil+mult joker and a 1.2 x mult would be enough

[torpid bridge]

Immolate in there

Do it

[stone shell]

speculative wraith ankh lets go

[still geyser]

ok 67 dubai chocolate labubu matcha latte

i dont know what im typing atp

[tawdry rock]

watch the options be wraith, ouija, ecto and sigil

[wintry ice]

well you could have looked at how much each straight was scoring

[torpid bridge]

Sigil is not that bad tho

[tawdry rock]

it sorta is

[stone shell]

grim, talisman, incantation, immolate

[torpid bridge]

Elaborate

Boss debuf ?

[tawdry rock]

i just dont like it

[stone shell]

well obviously the play is incantation grim because enhancements op

[tawdry rock]

hope this helps

[wintry ice]

sigil is usually just inconsequential

[torpid bridge]

It doesnt help

[tawdry rock]

i HAAAAATE incantation

[wintry ice]

this is the objective reason

[tawdry rock]

WHO uses incantation

[wintry ice]

me with hologram

[still geyser]

hologram speak up

[tawdry rock]

SCREW you

but thank you hologram

[rose wolf]

proud to be of service

[strange compass]

I was 200 chips off 😭

Wdym look at how much it scored

[wintry ice]

take me to the cafe first geez

[wintry ice]

you went in with the expectation of drawing multiple straights?

[tawdry rock]

nope youre getting WATER

[torpid bridge]

There is a thing called calculator

[still geyser]

zodiac deck and ghost deck are my two comfort decks

[strange compass]

Yes I am playing red deck with drunkard lmao

[wintry ice]

well 3 wasn't enough

[still geyser]

where yorick at

[tawdry rock]

yo rick

[still geyser]

HORRIBLE RUN.

[strange compass]

In one of the arcan packs I skipped thinking I am not gonna get shit

[torpid bridge]

Yo

[torpid bridge]

Hex the drunkard

[keen pilot]

Thank you Yorick

[still geyser]

or not its shrodingers yorick

[still geyser]

its the juggler

[torpid bridge]

Whatever

Im color blinded

Ok

[still geyser]

rare swash build

[keen pilot]

Got it to x8

[still geyser]

its ok we ride the bus together

[torpid bridge]

I actually hate riding the bus

It means i have to work

[still geyser]

i hope i dont die

[torpid bridge]

Thats a greedy move

[still geyser]

work = dough = jimbo plushie

[rose wolf]

tempted to change my pfp and display name here to yorick

[strange compass]

You've been sentenced to 0 scoring jokers

[torpid bridge]

Actually one

[still geyser]

ok actually stop

[torpid bridge]

1.5x is 1.5x

[wintry ice]

aj in the buffoon pack trust

[still geyser]

what the heck is aj

[torpid bridge]

Its gonna be idol

[still geyser]

halfsies

[keen pilot]

Why must black deck be so cruel

[torpid bridge]

Open the pack

[still geyser]

tyler i blame you for this run

[rose wolf]

ancient joker

[drifting gorge]

pack has polychrome pants trust

huh misprint, not bad honestly

[torpid bridge]

Misprint can help

[stone shell]

i mean theres really only one way to go about this

[still geyser]

ancient joker is so fun to play but if the draws are horrendous its over

[stone shell]

medium isnt an option shhh

[torpid bridge]

Must be ank

[wintry ice]

most likely

[keen pilot]

It came back

[still geyser]

if i lose i will curse you with a perishable rental negative gros michel

[strange compass]

Ye like that will ever happen

[torpid bridge]

You just got mpregged, baconed, ice creamed and pouched

[still geyser]

i have put the curse on myself unfortunately

[torpid bridge]

I wanted to say creamp**

But is not good here

[still geyser]

heartbrokan

[wintry ice]

i'd honestly rather have popcorn

[keen pilot]

That's a start

[wintry ice]

if necessary

[strange compass]

Buy blank for potential antimatter

[torpid bridge]

Yeah have 2 strong early jokers

And an econ

[still geyser]

no my econ cannot afford that

[torpid bridge]

No need to worry

[strange compass]

Get 6 gross michelles

[still geyser]

oh no man

[frail solstice]

if im understanding this right, in order for cc+, you need an unactivated mr bones and win the game without activating him?

[still geyser]

theyre all rental and perishables

[wintry ice]

yea

[still geyser]

yes!

[torpid bridge]

Whats in the pack

[still geyser]

tyler what have you done

[strange compass]

You have to bone mr bones for it

[wintry ice]

if it gets used then it doesn't get a sticker

[torpid bridge]

Green joker is good

Take it

[wintry ice]

now just sell banana immediately

[still geyser]

rental.... and my econ is horrid

[strange compass]

Ok honestly get green joker and sell michelle

[torpid bridge]

Its the only way u can win

[frail solstice]

i did it 4 times just for good measure

[torpid bridge]

🙂

[wintry ice]

you should definitely have taken popcorn instead

[still geyser]

surely it will go extinct right..

[torpid bridge]

It still costs money

After the round it extincts

[still geyser]

non gambler mindset

[torpid bridge]

So -6

[still geyser]

we should all gamble for the rental gros michel

[torpid bridge]

I mean even if it pops you still lose your money

😂

[strange compass]

Get the 1$ instead of losing 3$ dollars every round

This isn't even gambling

[still geyser]

pay more win more ❤️‍🩹

[torpid bridge]

The minus money event triggers sooner than the extinct event

Which sucks

[still geyser]

wait i might have died

o7

[wintry ice]

well either it goes extinct and you have too little +mult or it lives and you go broke

[strange compass]

Get 3oak Ace

[brave goblet]

those extra dusk chips will help, trust

[brave goblet]

grim:

[torpid bridge]

Yeah

Gamble

[strange compass]

Aw

[still geyser]

what is this run man 😭

[brave goblet]

told ya lmao

[strange compass]

But this is a break glass situation

[brave goblet]

-1 discard 💀

$11

[fringe crest]

peter

[brave goblet]

actually so joever

[strange compass]

-1 discord

[still geyser]

synergy synergy synergy

[wintry ice]

speculative dusk results

[brave goblet]

tbh with discord's upcoming id face demand, discord won't be usable for long

[strange compass]

This might be W?

[still geyser]

OK TYLER CURSED ME WITH 0 SCORING JOKERS

[strange compass]

Oh what? I didn't know that

[wintry ice]

curse him by making him start with showman and seance on the first shop

[still geyser]

do you know dc alternatives

[fringe crest]

please no

[torpid bridge]

The announced it

[torpid bridge]

Telegram

[brave goblet]

https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5730013-discord-age-assurance-technology/

[torpid bridge]

🤓

[still geyser]

i give up new run

[brave goblet]

microsoft teams

[stone shell]

first time serpent has killed me

[wintry ice]

hey atleast the mobile app would be as usable as the pc app then

[still geyser]

my god

[stone shell]

well he's in the roster so blame space joker

[torpid bridge]

Thats why i said earlier ancient isnt trustworthy

😹

[fringe crest]

genuinly never going to verify my age even when im above 18

[stone shell]

honestly its my fault for not respecting serpent

[torpid bridge]

I dont trust ancient just like i dont believe in idol

[brave goblet]

droll thinks he's on the team

[stone shell]

i had 50 dollars to my name and thought i'd be fine

[still geyser]

ok so you moon the ancient joker so it switches to clubs and strengthen the 2 kings to aces so they can go to the club and sell spaceman for 1 doller and ship it

[brave goblet]

I hate using ancient but I trust it completely lol

[wintry ice]

i'd have gotten a suit changer just incase

[scenic sigil]

but roffle's chat told me serpent is always a positive

[wintry ice]

serpent messes with card draws

[brave goblet]

aj is so powerful it practically warps the run around it

[wintry ice]

which large hands don't like

[keen pilot]

Interesting start

[stone shell]

theres a reason roffle never trusts chat

[marsh swan]

Shoot the moon or red card for black deck?

[brave goblet]

pog baron pog

[brave goblet]

ngl gamble and stm

[still geyser]

walkie is begging for a 10

[brave goblet]

you don't have any money to red card rn lmao

[wintry ice]

you have sly for early scoring

i'd take red card

[stone shell]

STM, you dont have the econ to support red card

[brave goblet]

oh yeah there's also that

death now or death later

[still geyser]

yo which route do i go

[wintry ice]

actually idk if sly is goos enough with 3 hands

[brave goblet]

speculative mime

[torpid bridge]

Madness

[wintry ice]

but stm draws are very inconsistent with 3 hands too so like

[brave goblet]

rental madness 💀

[strange compass]

Youtubers would lowkey cope for flowerpot just to get views

[stone shell]

it'll survive ante 2

[still geyser]

speculative madness to become eternally poor

[torpid bridge]

Madness scales on its own

[brave goblet]

yeah but no money after that

[strange compass]

Ante 1 madness duhhhh

[torpid bridge]

Better than taking the constellation

[brave goblet]

take the mime

[torpid bridge]

Constel also rental

[brave goblet]

gold and blue seals

[still geyser]

but its rental 💔 so im pondering

[torpid bridge]

Mime doesnt do anything this ante

[brave goblet]

specualtivel mime

[stone shell]

i would suck it and take the straights joker and hex it

[brave goblet]

and hex it

[wintry ice]

i'd take mime and sell

[brave goblet]

sell the eternal

🤯

[still geyser]

devious indeed

[wintry ice]

or take the straight joker and hex it for early scoring

[brave goblet]

I once had a banger madness run going with space man, bus, and some other stuff and I was like -$40 in debt due to the rentals

and then lost cause I couldn't draw a pair

[strange compass]

Nah bro straights are so ahh

[wintry ice]

it's ante 1

[strange compass]

I will never take straight jokers again

[still geyser]

screw it i took the madness

[brave goblet]

fastest run ever, literally no reason to look in shops

[wintry ice]

it's not like you need more than 1 per round

[stone shell]

you're dying to scoring

madness CANNOT solo gold stake

especially without any planets

[still geyser]

dont worry i will find an anhk... trust..

[stone shell]

ITS RENTAL

[ancient gyro]

pfft

[wintry ice]

i thought the smartest man alive would be able to figure that out...

[brave goblet]

no chips and no base mult to multiply

[stone shell]

NOT ETERNAL

[still geyser]

alive? haha youre funny

i love you 3000

[rose wolf]

16x mult on yorick is awesome

[stone shell]

he's multiplying 0 by 100

[brave goblet]

real

[wintry ice]

oh right he died in infinity war

i thought the smartest man dead would be able to figure this out*

[rose wolf]

i got a run with yorick and by the ante 8 boss it had 11x mult, on the blind after i got it to 12x mult but i lost the run

[ancient gyro]

would've been higher had I not prioritized stickers and a funnier poker hand

[torpid bridge]

Dont make me post it again

[keen pilot]

:O

[still geyser]

econ were so back

[brave goblet]

net loss

[torpid bridge]

2*2=4

[peak plinth]

Thats so cool

[terse vale]

why do you have a rental madness round 3

[brave goblet]

cause he took a rental madness in round 1

[keen pilot]

So expensive tho x.x

[still geyser]

no i use the hermit after the big blind

[terse vale]

🥹

mygod

[brave goblet]

I predict death in ante 4

[still geyser]

it has potential trust

[terse vale]

potential man

[torpid bridge]

Trust

[rose wolf]

meet potential run!

[still geyser]

LOOK

[brave goblet]

FOOL HERMY

[wintry ice]

net ; ,|;'_

[brave goblet]

FOOL HERMY

[still geyser]

ITS ECON

[still geyser]

bro

i got 10 dollers

oh this is so never punshied

[rose wolf]

i understood the reference 🔥 🔥 🔥

[wintry ice]

least stupid ghost start

[torpid bridge]

You have 12 dollars

[still geyser]

yo we are so back

[torpid bridge]

😭

[terse vale]

how did you lose all that money already

[still geyser]

say goodbye deja vu

[still geyser]

bought a deja vu bought overstock wabam

[terse vale]

this has to be trolling

[ancient gyro]

huh

[still geyser]

never punnished

[scenic sigil]

Why would you buy a dejavu

[still geyser]

the balatro god called me

[torpid bridge]

This is a straight run

[brave goblet]

flower potter

off with his head

[rose wolf]

i thought you didn't like hologram 🤨

[torpid bridge]

The only time i can get it work

[wintry ice]

you won the lottery and used the money on alcohol and gambling 🥀

[still geyser]

hopecore

[ancient gyro]

I don't see devious in here

[torpid bridge]

Doesnt mean i dont use it

[rose wolf]

fair

[somber nebula]

john VS cooler john

[torpid bridge]

But i had flower pot

And i actually used it

[still geyser]

gay vs evil

[somber nebula]

i really want gold sricker on droll

[still geyser]

EVEN MORE MADNESS

[rose wolf]

i don't like scary face but i still use it so i understand that tbh

[ebon maple]

I love madness

[torpid bridge]

I love showman

[ebon maple]

Hologoat

[somber nebula]

you wont double skip just to keep him alive

[brave goblet]

inb4 the second madness isn't eternal

[strange compass]

If I say flowerpot is ahh will you show me some flowerpot win?

[ancient gyro]

ok

[rose wolf]

i'm honored, truly

[still geyser]

its a joke im obv not taking the showman lol

[ebon maple]

I love hologram, my too 3 xMult joker

[strange compass]

You'll be mega broke

[somber nebula]

nah, go on, take it

[still geyser]

nope im at next ante

[ancient gyro]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[ebon maple]

Really strong in nebula though

[still geyser]

and people doubted the potential of this run

look i even have econ

[ebon maple]

I love madness

Had so many crazy runs with it

[ancient gyro]

where

[sullen aspen]

pair slop is so dumb😭

[rose wolf]

me too, madness is awesome

[still geyser]

would you love madness if it was rental perishable

[sullen aspen]

literally had no xmult yet got the win

[ancient gyro]

can't be perishable

[still geyser]

wait it cant?

[ebon maple]

lost one due to the stupid ah debuff unless sell that I was barely beating

[ebon maple]

Rental yeah, not persihable

[ancient gyro]

no proactive scalers can

[still geyser]

mmm

[ebon maple]

Nice

Run from yesterfay

[somber nebula]

droll is BACK as eternal

[ancient gyro]

excluding jokers that auto reset

[scenic sigil]

How did you make that money back

[still geyser]

why the heck is there were going up up up its our moment

blud this game

its okay live laugh balatro

[torpid bridge]

Why didnt you take even steven

[ancient gyro]

who could've seen that coming

[still geyser]

right i forgot

free cola 😂

[somber nebula]

hex it

[still geyser]

nope

[ancient gyro]

he tryna be brooke :)

[torpid bridge]

[ebon maple]

The best strat for nebula is straights right?

[terse vale]

I know I wasnt asked but I just wanna show

[mighty swallow]

Can blueprint get destroyed by gros michel?(banana)

[ancient gyro]

ideally either pairs or straights as a runner up

[still geyser]

do i hex loyaty card

[sullen aspen]

dawg why is ur screenshake so high

[torpid bridge]

When will it pop?

[ancient gyro]

not yet

[terse vale]

thats just the normal screenshake

[ebon maple]

Love loyalty, be loyal

[sullen aspen]

tf

not for me

[still geyser]

in a bajillion years

[somber nebula]

carto will create tarot if i puit him on left of madness?

[still geyser]

yes

[wintry ice]

i'd rather sell it for interest

[torpid bridge]

Madness destroys it

[terse vale]

oh

[somber nebula]

ye but random taro for 1$

[still geyser]

but the roster goes from left to right so cart activates first

and them madness kills cart

brutal

[torpid bridge]

Thats fair

[still geyser]

i guess im hexing the loyalty card

[somber nebula]

and got judgenent with 8ball that have 2$ sell value

BIG WIN

[torpid bridge]

Keep 8 ball

[somber nebula]

i can only for 1 round, and i dont got 8s

[boreal ocean]

hello which one do i take?

[still geyser]

JIMBO CARRY

[torpid bridge]

The red guy

[still geyser]

can i see your joker roster

[torpid bridge]

Actually

[boreal ocean]

may i know why please?

[torpid bridge]

The left guy

[terse vale]

I assume this is ante 8