🕹・game-discussion

[tawdry rock]

im better than you but i dont push it in your face im a good person!!

[pale ridge]

SUPER ULTRA GIGA FIRE EXTINGUISHER BLAST🧯 🧯 🧯 🧯

[lapis lion]

you just did

i think

[muted ibex]

oh wow I didn’t know it was that “old” thought it was a couple months ago

[tawdry rock]

i would never

[pale ridge]

THE MELONS YOU FEED ME BOOST ME YOU WEE JOKER

[patent sail]

SHUT UP! 🈲🈹🈵🈲 THE POUCH EMOJI BLAST

[pale ridge]

AAAAA

[tawdry rock]

top 10 anime fights

this is fucking crazy

[torpid bridge]

If you want to score high on endless just intentionally look for baron mime build

Its always that

[pale ridge]

GARLIC BREAD SKELETON SAVE ME

[patent sail]

you kmow what else is crazy

[tawdry rock]

something mad even

[fringe nebula]

i don't mean this in a bad way. you have alot to learn in balatro

[torpid bridge]

Most ante 17 or above revolve around that

[tawdry rock]

5 eternal polychrome of it

[muted ibex]

Haven’t discovered those yet or at least I don’t remember using em I’ll look out

[marsh swan]

Allat for green stake

[tawdry rock]

okay im gonna try to beat some gold stake now

wish me luck :DDDDDDDDD

or dodnt thats up toy ou

[patent sail]

im wishing you an eternal rental egg

[tawdry rock]

nah that doestnt feel right

eternal polychrome maybe

[pale ridge]

wishing you a nat negative blueprint

[tawdry rock]

that would be crazy

[patent sail]

that would be mad lucky

[tawdry rock]

im gonna unlock gold stake on anaglyph

because its cool

[pale ridge]

ok

[fringe nebula]

perishable rental spaceman and perishable rental sixth sense after opening a buffoon pack

[patent sail]

wishing a perishable sticker onto it

[tawdry rock]

hell yeah

[pale ridge]

I'm on yellow deck orange stake any tips

[patent sail]

save money

[fringe nebula]

what does orange do again

[pale ridge]

Adds perishables iirc

[marsh swan]

Buy a single scoring joker and beat blinds until 25$

[muted ibex]

Abandoned deck is just a debuff deck ? Thought they were supposed to help you lol

[fringe nebula]

oh perishables

[pale ridge]

Plant:

[patent sail]

nah man thats a question mark reaction worthy message to me

[muted ibex]

Says start with no face cards

[pale ridge]

im on mi laptop

now

[marsh swan]

Less cards is a better deck if you didnt know

[fringe nebula]

having only 40 cards in your deck is very powerful

[torpid bridge]

You actually have skill issue

[strange compass]

After you know the basics and tricks everyone is kinda on the same plain

[patent sail]

thats good

insane rtb value

[strange compass]

This game's skill gap isn't high

[marsh swan]

40 cards from the start is a good boost

Makes hands like 4oak way easier

[torpid bridge]

Yeah balatro is just so easy to get the hang of it

[patent sail]

i see you typing floppa pfp person

[marsh swan]

Any chad can get the hang of it

[strange compass]

It's good to play non face card build like 2 hack and Wee

[muted ibex]

So I should avoid the tarots that add more cards ? I’m assuming the point of a smaller deck is to cycle through it faster

[torpid bridge]

The only deck where ride the piss is pleasant

[patent sail]

are you perhaps... the shaker of the spears?

[torpid bridge]

Kinda

[strange compass]

It is easy but you have to learn some things

[pale ridge]

the point is i think to get specific cards easier

[torpid bridge]

You have to do that in any games

Except gacha slops ig

[pale ridge]

i js got a perishable baseball from a skip tag

[torpid bridge]

Just spend money in gacha slops and grind day and night to beat every content

[strange compass]

Knowledge isn't skill to me

[marsh swan]

8ball on abandoned deck lowk slaps

[strange compass]

Having knowledge on Balatro helps with maximzing your runs

[pale ridge]

Ŵhat do I pick

[torpid bridge]

What's with that W

[tawdry rock]

that one

[torpid bridge]

W with a hat

[pale ridge]

?

[strange compass]

Hack for now

[pale ridge]

ok

[edgy whale]

hey can anyone help me?... in my mobile version I see yorick scales +(x1) mult each 23 cards discarded, so is my version latest version or the old version?

[marsh swan]

Hack and sell it

[torpid bridge]

Yes

[patent sail]

latest

[marsh swan]

Thats how it is yeah

[pale ridge]

ill sell it once it perishes

[strange compass]

It's not old

[pale ridge]

is the latest version 1.01.o

[marsh swan]

You get an extra $ from interest if you sell it rn

[patent sail]

wasnt old fixed 5x after discarding 23 cards

[strange compass]

You can sell it and get money for something better

[fringe nebula]

oh god i only have 2 lucky cards in my deck and they gave me $40 at ante 2

[pale ridge]

ok''

lol

[marsh swan]

1/225 chance btw

[torpid bridge]

Turn every card into lucky card

[pale ridge]

sold it

[edgy whale]

BRUH is gemini tweaking or i???!!

[pale ridge]

yes gemini is tweaking

[torpid bridge]

Stop asking llms

[marsh swan]

Dont believe in ai bud

[pale ridge]

ai is stupid

[edgy whale]

thanks for the confirmation guys 😀👍👍

[torpid bridge]

We are not guys

Guys dont exist on internet

[strange compass]

We are the rats

[pale ridge]

in the internet we are all obelisk enjoyers

[last geyser]

147/150

Only 3 left

Baron

Stone

[pale ridge]

perishable egg or eternal steven

[last geyser]

And sixth sense

[last geyser]

Both

[pale ridge]

its a pack

i can take only 1

[last geyser]

Oh 😥

Idk

Maybe Steven

[pale ridge]

egg gives me econ but no score but steven gives me score but no econ

[pale ridge]

[tawdry rock]

we love square joker

[pale ridge]

118 chips

only behind stuntman

[last geyser]

Hi

[patent sail]

hi

🐴

[pale ridge]

its a buffoon pack which do i pick

[torpid bridge]

Egg

[patent sail]

egg is investment

[marsh swan]

Black deck is so easy smh

[pale ridge]

luck

[patent sail]

bro skipped nat neg supernova

buy it twin

[marsh swan]

I will dw bud

Oh my god hologram is speaking

[rose wolf]

should i change my pfp and name, it seems hologram is a controversial joker so idk if i should stay as hologram

[torpid bridge]

Definitely

[marsh swan]

No ily hologram

[torpid bridge]

Be constellation

[patent sail]

controversial for WHO

[torpid bridge]

Or flower pot

[patent sail]

who tf doesnt like holo

[marsh swan]

Hologram is my goat

[pale ridge]

i dont use holo but hes good in theaory

[rose wolf]

thank you, hologram will stay 🔥 🔥 🔥

[torpid bridge]

Me

[torpid bridge]

No

Change it

[patent sail]

imagine the ding sound effect in your head every time i give yall a checkmark reaction

[torpid bridge]

🔪

🗡️

Oh we have dagger emote

[tawdry rock]

peak almost didnt happen because of crimson fart

[edgy whale]

um... why flush is situated higher in the poker hand table than straight? as straight scales much greater mathematically via saturn compared to flush with jupiter??

[torpid bridge]

Starting from this moment, i will 🗡️ all your messages

[marsh swan]

If Lucky cat don't got me, Hologram will
If Glass joker don't got me, Hologram is there
If I don't have anything to beat the wall on ante 7, he's always there for me

[patent sail]

reset the counter of days since last time someone asked LLMs about balatro

[pale ridge]

Should I pick madness

what do i swll

[patent sail]

doable

[torpid bridge]

Sell what ever

[marsh swan]

Sell everything and buy madness

[patent sail]

droll dies

[torpid bridge]

They will evaporate in no time

[marsh swan]

Grimbo and madness is enough to win

[patent sail]

droll dies first tho

sell egg to gain money tho

bfore madness eats it

[edgy whale]

help me out pls 😢😢

[patent sail]

yeah tbh just sell of them

[pale ridge]

madness js killed egg

[marsh swan]

Madness will eat it first

[patent sail]

SON

[marsh swan]

Dude

[patent sail]

IM CRINE

😭😭😭

[torpid bridge]

You wont play flush as often

[primal heath]

because in poker flushes are better than straights

[torpid bridge]

Forget it then

[patent sail]

you think we know? it just is

ask localthunk

he appears here sometimes

[torpid bridge]

He muted himself

*timed out

[marsh swan]

I think straights are easier to get in poker than flushes

But flushes are easier in balatro

[torpid bridge]

Yeah

[patent sail]

why domt poker players just spam pairs and win

[tawdry rock]

ok who goes

[torpid bridge]

Cuz poker is not balatro

[tawdry rock]

i say baseball card

[worn meteor]

because poker doesn't have blue seals

[torpid bridge]

Holo

[primal heath]

You can't get enough mercury scaling

[tawdry rock]

what are you on about

[patent sail]

they should just get green joker and square joker

[marsh swan]

Bb

[tawdry rock]

baseball card is the best choice right

[patent sail]

tbh fair, we only have one of them

[pale ridge]

eternal odd todd or eternal wily joker (shop)

[torpid bridge]

Nah we need flower pot

[marsh swan]

Without hologram baseball only gives 1.5x

[tawdry rock]

with photochad i get x8

baseball doesnt do much

[marsh swan]

Kill baseball

[tawdry rock]

yep that was a good choice

[torpid bridge]

Yeah just the baseball

[patent sail]

2.25x

[edgy whale]

straight scores much greater than flushes, but flush is higher in the table than straight at level 1 hand, a contradiction, and it absolutely pisses me off...

[torpid bridge]

Baseball gives 2x

Chad gives x4

[tawdry rock]

god i love this run

[patent sail]

okay but im right because i said so

[marsh swan]

Baseball isnt that great icl

[pale ridge]

what do I do here

[torpid bridge]

Wait until plant appears

[patent sail]

nether

neither

[tawdry rock]

i could survive it honestly

[patent sail]

they are mid

[marsh swan]

Just sell the rest of the jokers

[pale ridge]

They are eternal tho

[patent sail]

so what

they wont do much

[torpid bridge]

Get odd todd

[tawdry rock]

look at this huge constellation

[torpid bridge]

Wdym by huge?

[tawdry rock]

its 2.5 now

[pale ridge]

madness goes well with eternal jokers

[tawdry rock]

xmult

[torpid bridge]

😭

[patent sail]

i mean they do tend to be huge, stars are big and so are distances in space

[torpid bridge]

2.5x is mid at best

[swift lodge]

random seed

kek

[marsh swan]

Wowie

[torpid bridge]

Come back when it reaches 6x or above

[oak axle]

Guys do I take erosion?

[rose wolf]

i agree, i once got this awesome run with eternal golden, eternal abstract, eternal supernova, and polychrome madness

[oak axle]

1st ante joker

[marsh swan]

Negative chicot is beautiful

[tawdry rock]

hmmmmmmm

[patent sail]

polychrome madness?...

[obsidian patrol]

i would

[torpid bridge]

I would suggest taking holo

[tawdry rock]

what do i do fellas

[rose wolf]

is that bad

[torpid bridge]

But erosion gives immediate value since its hologram

[obsidian patrol]

no

[rose wolf]

i don't get the joke i fear

[patent sail]

get imaged

[marsh swan]

Probably erosion

[patent sail]

its the image

[marsh swan]

Immolate will help out a ton

[tawdry rock]

hello im after this image

[tawdry rock]

little help here guys

[oak axle]

Yeah but constellation is stacker I need good Xmult jokers on orange stake ;-;

[marsh swan]

Is square that important

[patent sail]

we are already doing that, providing little help

[torpid bridge]

In the shop do you have other +mult joker?

[edgy whale]

is the wheel of fortune the worst tarot card? It does batshit each time I try to use it dammit

[torpid bridge]

You need some defense method

[tawdry rock]

hes cool

i could get rid

[oak axle]

1st joker pack lol

[patent sail]

one of xmults dies i guess

[tawdry rock]

but +172 + 50 chips is big

[marsh swan]

Probably the hologram then

[tawdry rock]

hologram my beloved

sorry goodbye

[marsh swan]

Or skip iyw

[tawdry rock]

ITS YORICK

MY GOAT

[patent sail]

free

[marsh swan]

W

Free win

[rose wolf]

NICE 🔥 🔥 🔥

[edgy whale]

.

[torpid bridge]

Get constell ig

[patent sail]

@rose wolf how do you feel about being sold

[tawdry rock]

and the plant just appeared

hello plant fuck you

[rose wolf]

:(

[tawdry rock]

i cant win this D:

[marsh swan]

Dw you're still a goat in my books

[tawdry rock]

top 10 saddest losses of all time

[rose wolf]

thanks 🔥 🔥 🔥

[marsh swan]

WOW

[tawdry rock]

at least square joker stayed

[patent sail]

oh you already won nvm then

[tawdry rock]

yea

[edgy whale]

please anyone 😢💔

[tawdry rock]

im trying to speedrun anaglyph to get to gold stake

[marsh swan]

Lovers

[oak axle]

Well

[marsh swan]

Wheel can sometimes give editions that are insanely needed like foil for chips

[patent sail]

batshit isnt even the word here i think

worst is obviously whatever the diamond suit one is

[torpid bridge]

🤯

Great

[primal heath]

the lovers is worse

[torpid bridge]

No

[pale ridge]

dr bernard was peak

[torpid bridge]

Lovers enable flower pot

[marsh swan]

Lovers is only usable with ancient joker

[pale ridge]

is*

[patent sail]

aj

[torpid bridge]

No

[patent sail]

we all love aj

[obsidian patrol]

Its worse

[torpid bridge]

It works with flower pot

[edgy whale]

It always shows "nope!" each time I spin it bruhh 😭😭😭

[patent sail]

keep gambling

[sweet pollen]

#1469667709087252612 do yall think this is good?

[torpid bridge]

Just so you know, u dont need a scoring card to activate flower pot

🙂

[marsh swan]

No.

[torpid bridge]

So lovers and flower pot kinda immune to bosses

[sweet pollen]

ante 3 btw

[marsh swan]

Any suit boss

Like what

[torpid bridge]

Dont ❓ ing me

[marsh swan]

Suit bosses disable the wild card effects

[torpid bridge]

Flower just needs to have every suit in your hand

[torpid bridge]

It still counts

Bosses disable scoring effect

Not the card effect

[marsh swan]

They do disable wild card effect

[edgy whale]

hot take : use plasma deck = u gae 👺

[torpid bridge]

It disables the scoring

[patent sail]

top 10 funniest messages of all time

top 1: this

i ate the rest sorry

[pale ridge]

lol

[torpid bridge]

Man i need a run with flower pot to sanity check this

[patent sail]

debug console test

[torpid bridge]

Cuz i remember i had played flower with lovers on bosses that debuff suits

[pale ridge]

grimbo and madness are carrying me

[oak axle]

Vagabond common W

Temperance and Fool

[pale ridge]

Hmm

[cloud sinew]

flower pot is bugged with wilds; debuffed wilds dont count as their base suit, but if theyre not wild you can still trigger flower pot with debuffed cards.

[pale ridge]

What do I pick

[edgy whale]

why black deck is considered the worst deck possibly? Can anybody explain pls

[patent sail]

reroll button

[patent sail]

-1 hand

its evil as hell

[hollow halo]

Ante 3 overstock+ holy moly

[patent sail]

play it and youll see i guess

[torpid bridge]

Ig my memory just fucks me up

[patent sail]

rocket

[primal heath]

I just discared a blue tag thinking it was a purple tag 💔

[hollow halo]

-1 hand is way too big of a tradeoff for +1 joker. -1 hand means less money at the end of each round, it means the amount you can score in early rounds is reduced by about 25% and these kill so many runs in gold stake

[edgy whale]

yeah u r not wrong but once i used the hand ✋ voucher and made it like another deck and 6 sets of joker actually carried me to ante 14 ngl, I had negative chicot but anyway...

[torpid bridge]

Play it and you'll see

[patent sail]

that -1 hand kills a lot of runs in early antes

[torpid bridge]

Imagine you get $1 less from each blind

[patent sail]

1 dollar less, less econ

less scoring too

[torpid bridge]

And you have less chance to dig for you favorable cards

[hollow halo]

Indeed

[torpid bridge]

Violet vessel on black deck is also more scary

[edgy whale]

it's a hit or miss deck for me, i fumbled in the early game too, couldn't even get pass ante 2, but it's the same deck I reached ante 14 first time...

[torpid bridge]

Highrolling exists

[cloud sinew]

Superposition also works with a debuffed ace, so its definitely just that the "poker hand contains" isnt dependant on being debuffed or not

[oak axle]

Fck I was too cocky with the Vagabond tarots that I was too broke to buy a new joker when the abstract die and lost even with 3xmuly on the conste

😭

[edgy whale]

that's right too

[torpid bridge]

If they depend on cards being debuffed or not, the description will include "scoring" keyword

[grand peak]

is this a metallica reference?

[torpid bridge]

Seeing double says you have to have scoring club and other suit

Superposition doesnt state scoring A

[patent sail]

may be a balatro reference

[torpid bridge]

Flower pot doest say scoring suits

[grand peak]

[cloud sinew]

heres a bit of trivia, seeing double works with one black suit with smeared, or with a single wild

[torpid bridge]

Cuz debuf pretty much just debufs the scoring

[cloud sinew]

you dont need two cards for seeing double

[torpid bridge]

Ig thats a bug or oversight

Cuz flower pot needs 4 or more cards

[cloud sinew]

likely, yeah

[tawdry rock]

flowerpot finally triggered for the first time in history

[torpid bridge]

Play straight

[patent sail]

earth is gonna explode now

[tawdry rock]

flowerpot is just there for the ride

doesnt do anything

[patent sail]

you got the duo 😭😭😭

[calm furnace]

imagine not knowing that 9 is the best rank in the game

[dull quest]

Just got an insane cloud 9 pb

[patent sail]

best rank is actually one of them

[calm furnace]

based and 9 pilled

[torpid bridge]

Nah it consistently gives x3

🤓

With heavy deck fixing

[dull quest]

Ah i see a fellow 9 enjoyer

[calm furnace]

fav number and fav rank

[chrome narwhal]

What’s the best way to get a win with the black deck?

[tawdry rock]

please discard one nine i dont wanna see that number there

oh wait

i meant destroy

destroy the 9

[patent sail]

full deck

[torpid bridge]

Highrolling

[tawdry rock]

hence my correction

[patent sail]

blasphemy

[hardy fable]

hello

[chrome narwhal]

So face and Ace

[patent sail]

only the real ones run full deck of diamond 7s

[dull quest]

I died right after and none of the glass broke so too bad

[hardy fable]

I don't play balala anymore

[torpid bridge]

Why are you here

[calm furnace]

the virgin mail in rebate vs the chad cloud 9

[tawdry rock]

obelisk is fucking goated

i love obelisk

[dull quest]

Its my first ante 20 game on mobile too

[calm furnace]

my first endless runs was also cloud 9 dna

[dull quest]

Idk i get naneinf runs decently often on pc but im always really unlucky on mobile for some reason

[grand peak]

what did flower pot do to you

[oak axle]

Do I take photo?

[hardy fable]

getting a higher score than 5 is really difficult and has discouraged me to play

[calm furnace]

its better on pc

[humble dune]

Neigh

[patent sail]

nothing, thats the issue

it does nothing

[grand peak]

you kind of did

[hardy fable]

yes if you have high planet levels

[torpid bridge]

Ig not

[grand peak]

[torpid bridge]

I can consider it without the eternal

[humble dune]

Neigh 😡

[torpid bridge]

But with eternal, not so much

You already have good +mult

[patent sail]

🍎

[dull quest]

Off topic but how is balatro on switch? I already c++ pc and mobile so looking to go again before 1.1 comes out

[humble dune]

Neigh 🤤

[patent sail]

🥕

[grand peak]

how the fuck do you even get a score of 5

[fringe nebula]

i love getting violet vessel'd

[patent sail]

debuffed card high card

[humble dune]

🤤🤤🤤

[dull quest]

Debuffed high card probably

[grand peak]

play disabled card?

[tawdry rock]

"here, lose"

[patent sail]

you can get 2 or 3 if you do that but on a flint boss

[grand peak]

why is it so saturated

[tawdry rock]

#1412350576762814501

[patent sail]

and 0 if you play anything while having 0 dollars on rich get richer challenge

lowest possible score is 0 🎉

[edgy whale]

is campfire any good joker?

[tawdry rock]

yes

very very good

[oak axle]

Does a Debuffed joker useless even with Holo or foil!

[grand peak]

no i fucking hate campfire

[patent sail]

5 green checkmark emojis

[humble dune]

Yes it should've been legendary and needs a few balance changes

[oak axle]

Campfire sucks

[edgy whale]

why does it reset every time when boss is defeated or am i greedy af?

[patent sail]

greedy

[oak axle]

It just sucks

[patent sail]

you can get it to like 10x

spam selling tarots

[grand peak]

[patent sail]

if it didnt reset that would be insane

[sullen aspen]

not rlly

[cloud sinew]

woah obelisk gaming when i have mult and chips and ive played a lot of straights

[sullen aspen]

obelisk my beloved

[edgy whale]

WAIT whaaa u can sell TAROTS?? my bad i didn't read description well

[patent sail]

any card twin

ANY card

[grand peak]

nah people who put '!' in front of their name just to be in the top of the online people are actually weird

[patent sail]

tarots and planets too

[patent sail]

people who put Z to be last 🧠

[grand peak]

i have X

basically the same thing

[fringe nebula]

bruh

[patent sail]

elon musk has it too, so what?

subscribe for more funny and epic jokes like this

[grand peak]

i love my username "xploderizer"

[fringe nebula]

i got immolate too

[grand peak]

i made it myself

[sullen aspen]

Tuff man tuff

[sullen aspen]

Just go for pairslop

[grand peak]

[patent sail]

i didnt make my name myself, i asked balatrogpt

[edgy whale]

so u r telling me that I sacrificed my other jokers just to see campfire going brrrr and it did hillariously NOTHING the whole freaking game 😭😭😭😭, didn't know it work by selling other cards too 💔💔🌾

[grand peak]

do you guys like my pfp

[cloud sinew]

cringe if true, funny joke if false

[patent sail]

balatrogpt is a real ai that localthunk made in 2028

dont yall remember

[tawdry rock]

what is going on in there

[tawdry rock]

you mean JimboGPT

[grand peak]

matress

in

shower

[tawdry rock]

okay

[grand peak]

is it peak

[cloud sinew]

what

[patent sail]

thats a knockoff made by rival megacorporation Jimbo inc

[cloud sinew]

Ive never gotten this bug before ???

[tawdry rock]

it's a mattress in a shower

[grand peak]

yes

so its peak

[patent sail]

even the game isnt sure

[tawdry rock]

❓

[edgy whale]

Insert :yes, yes but in yellow meme:

[cloud sinew]

why is there a question mark on my wild... ive been playing mobile for like 300 hours wtf

[grand peak]

[strange compass]

I just found an easy way to unlock Illusion voucher

[tawdry rock]

yoooo localthunk's pfp changed

[patent sail]

game question mark reacted you

[tawdry rock]

peak

[strange compass]

I was wasting my money trash cards for no reason 😭

[tawdry rock]

makes him look way more evil and twisted

[patent sail]

role color too

and icon

[tawdry rock]

makes him look mad

and crazy

[patent sail]

hes an obelisk now

[tawdry rock]

imagine if we had 5 of him

[grand peak]

waht is you guys' favrite songs

[patent sail]

you could savescum

[strange compass]

Yuppp

I was doing runs to unlock this "naturally"

[patent sail]

wait a sec ill decide if i feel like making an unfunny joke or being genuine today

[oak axle]

Any tips

Iv been stuck in this gell

Hell

[tawdry rock]

i dont think theres a way to get out of that

[strange compass]

SpongeBob big guy pants okay

[swift lodge]

double legendary seed, who wants it?

[tawdry rock]

try alt f4 and reopening the game

[tawdry rock]

its very very weird how you cant go back from the new run menu if you click on it

[grand peak]

why

[grand peak]

dont die

[tawdry rock]

oh wait you lost you want tips on beating orange stake

i'm fucking blind

[strange compass]

What exactly are you struggling with

[tawdry rock]

orange stake

[patent sail]

dagger eating good

[tawdry rock]

$20 fortnite card who wants it

[grand peak]

you disgusting being

[tawdry rock]

i dont remember the quote

sorry

[strange compass]

Have you tried cheesing with single pairs?

[grand peak]

[patent sail]

20$ dagger food ❤️‍🩹

[tawdry rock]

this guy got moose reacted

[terse vale]

free 20 mult

[patent sail]

you should watch doc specters ALEEB seed run

[grand peak]

what is aleeb

[tawdry rock]

its the seed

[patent sail]

seed

with all 5 legends

[grand peak]

wait i think ive seen that one

[cloud sinew]

??? Im so confused. I havent had this bug before, why now

[grand peak]

where he feeds the perkeo i think?

[patent sail]

ask localunc to fix rq

[cloud sinew]

u got it boss

[grand peak]

why are you a joker

[patent sail]

he feeds all 5 into the knife

[terse vale]

why R u blue

[grand peak]

oh

[cloud sinew]

walter white:

[tawdry rock]

localthunk blued all over the place

[terse vale]

also maybe if you reset ?

[grand peak]

why would you server boost this server

[tawdry rock]

cool name

[strange compass]

Dagger is just YouTube video merchant

[cloud sinew]

i got given the role by thunk cause my mouse works on switch but its not meant to, will take a vid when im home next week

[edgy whale]

are there any leaks or updates on what major contents will be coming with the 1.1 update 🤔🤔

[strange compass]

It's the only place where it can be good

[patent sail]

what did he mean by that

[grand peak]

wait what

[patent sail]

there will be new cards

[tawdry rock]

just a leak of the new banana

[terse vale]

because I like my name pink! and I like this server

[cloud sinew]

Splash isnt being changed

[grand peak]

[patent sail]

flower pot is gonna stay the same

[terse vale]

?

[edgy whale]

gros michel variant or smh?

[terse vale]

wdym

[grand peak]

flower pot is great

[terse vale]

eh

[patent sail]

its gonna give {5}1 mult

[strange compass]

It's just made for YouTube videos

[tawdry rock]

#🎙・server-chat message
#🕹・game-discussion message

here

new banana leaks

[grand peak]

wait does flower pot work with a 5 card of wild cards

[strange compass]

It's the only place where it can be good at

[strange compass]

Nuh uh

[terse vale]

first of all no second of all face card builds and bloodstone is right there

[grand peak]

i will moose react you

[edgy whale]

I mean fundamental changes? Suppose they let u play 6 cards instead of 5? that would be crazy af ig 🤔

[grand peak]

dont test me

[grand peak]

would have to be a new deck for that mechanic

or vouncher

[strange compass]

Those can work tho

[patent sail]

prepare to be obliterated for that take btw

[tawdry rock]

it has to be named one of these

[terse vale]

dagger can’t?

[strange compass]

Dagger is just for hypothetical imaginary runs

[tawdry rock]

see cavendish is in there

maybe its plantain

[edgy whale]

I know pathetic af

[terse vale]

what are you talking about

[grand peak]

WHERE IS GROS

[tawdry rock]

extinct

[patent sail]

it died

literally

[tawdry rock]

its called popular banana types

[grand peak]

[tawdry rock]

gros michel is sorta extinct

[terse vale]

just feed jokers to dagger if you have good econ

[grand peak]

NOOO

[patent sail]

it went extinct irl i think

[tawdry rock]

nobody really eats it anymore

[grand peak]

not my banan

[strange compass]

Why is it blue

[tawdry rock]

iunno man its blue

[patent sail]

oh you dont even wanna know

[tawdry rock]

ask llocalthunk he invented bananas

[strange compass]

Foil Michelle gross

[grand peak]

does anyone know why they removed mult tag

[tawdry rock]

whar

[strange compass]

It was too cool

[grand peak]

i loved mult tag

[patent sail]

this banana is blue, and for an amazing reason

[tawdry rock]

what is mult tag

[grand peak]

jimbo tag mid

[tawdry rock]

sorry i'm new

[strange compass]

I like it better than jimbo

[tawdry rock]

is this satire i cant tell

[edgy whale]

new type of deck, makes sense

[grand peak]

it used to be "🔥 mult"

[oak axle]

Well I guess I'm. Playing pairs.

[patent sail]

remember when they added instant win tag in -1.7.3

[grand peak]

now its just jimbo

[fringe nebula]

all hail almighty obelisk

[terse vale]

yrah I like mult tag better

[grand peak]

wait did local thunk just go offline

[strange compass]

Pairslop forever

[strange compass]

Stuntman*

[grand peak]

[cloud sinew]

abandoned deck W

why is it dark lol

[patent sail]

how it feels to find square/green joker first shop

[primal heath]

Nighttime balatro

[edgy whale]

is square joker any good?

[patent sail]

meta

[primal heath]

yes

[patent sail]

absolute meta

[tawdry rock]

yes

its so good

[primal heath]

its easy 150 chips

[tawdry rock]

i was enlightened today

just play pairs and add two cards

simplest win of my life

[patent sail]

so good i could eat a horse

[tawdry rock]

its basically just a scaling stuntman

[edgy whale]

I see, but theoretically not THAT impressive ig...

[tawdry rock]

without handsize debuff

[patent sail]

hc works just as well

[tawdry rock]

pairs is cool though

[patent sail]

🐎

[tawdry rock]

also i like pears

so like

[patent sail]

get horsed

[tawdry rock]

fuck you

[primal heath]

Yea but its a common so you'll be seeing it often

that why its so good

[patent sail]

sometging something red hair vocaloid

[tawdry rock]

this is madness

[primal heath]

wow haven't seen this one before

[strange compass]

This is me when mom brings home frozen fries

[tawdry rock]

11.5

[pale wolf]

@cloud sinew ur blue

hurray

[patent sail]

they are blue, and for an amazing reason

[pale wolf]

you aint got nobody to listen to

[primal heath]

First shop riff-raff ❤️

[cloud sinew]

I win

[tawdry rock]

one of these will be the name of the new banana joker

again i suggest it might be plantain

[patent sail]

theres a secret evil black banana that can be obtained if regular banana sits long enough

[pale wolf]

says who

[tawdry rock]

most popular bananas

[patent sail]

afterimage, apparently

[pale wolf]

this doesnt have my pick for a third banana joker, Lakatan, on it

[tawdry rock]

#🎙・server-chat message
#🕹・game-discussion message

this looks like a longer banana

[patent sail]

why tf is there apple banana

[tawdry rock]

couldnt find a fucking name its so funny

[pale wolf]

yea but the image you're pulling from is just random

[tawdry rock]

yeah but like

[patent sail]

identity crisis

[tawdry rock]

it has gros michel and cavendish so

i trust it

[pale wolf]

?? yea ofc it would

[terse vale]

?

[pale wolf]

anything with bananas would have to bc those are by far the most famous ones

[tawdry rock]

we all know localthunk invented bananas

[tawdry rock]

yeah but is it not odd to suggest he'd pick a famous banana for a 3rd time

[pale wolf]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakatan_banana

its the most popular banana in other parts of the world

[patent sail]

okay but what about balatroland

[terse vale]

what

[tawdry rock]

iunno it seems odd envisioning a joker named lakatan

[pale wolf]

iunno gros michel is weird name for joker

[tranquil sonnet]

Just won magic deck

[pale wolf]

wdym 😭

[terse vale]

at first I thought gros michel was odd tbh

[tawdry rock]

fair

but lakatan is odder

[tough swift]

Hot take: chicot is overhated and isnt a burden like a lot of people make it seem

[pale wolf]

i'm guessing its a plantain though

[patent sail]

lukewarm take

[tawdry rock]

yeah plantain is my guess

[patent sail]

it is good

[modest spade]

Saying the name sounds odd because it's from Philippines just sayin

[pale wolf]

i want it to be not plantain

[oak axle]

Do I? Flush build btw

[modest spade]

Nah

[patent sail]

I ran out of unfunny jokes for today, yall shall be free from my wrath or something

[tranquil sonnet]

Honestly thought I'd lose cause my deck was really poorly put together

[terse vale]

yeah

[tough swift]

My friend made a tier list and out chicot in F tier because "its bad for a legendary"
As someone once said
"Everyone gangsta till chicot clutches a run"

[tawdry rock]

wrathful joker reference?????????????????

[primal heath]

Reroll for more

[terse vale]

thats like a lukewarm take here

[patent sail]

my first gold stake win is because of chigoat ❤️‍🩹

[terse vale]

also your friend is dum

[last geyser]

Does stone joker only require one stone card in the deck to show up or more?

[terse vale]

yeah just one

[patent sail]

i didnt know he does

[tawdry rock]

chigoaaaat

[tough swift]

I think its just one

[last geyser]

I’ve had so many runs now with one stone card but he never seems to show up

[patent sail]

i fucking hate him, one of 2 last jokers to discover

[modest spade]

Yes it's kind of a warm take but it cannot be overstated enough that Chicot removing losecons is in fact very good for a legendary

[patent sail]

AND HE SHOWED UP YESTERDAY

WHEN I COULDNT PICK HIM UP

[last geyser]

😥

[patent sail]

does glass joker require a glass card to show up

[last geyser]

Probably

[terse vale]

yes

[primal heath]

A glass card needs to die, i think

[pale wolf]

all the enhancement jokers; glass stone steel joker, lucky cat golden ticket

[patent sail]

no wonder im missing glass and stone

[strange compass]

Tbf, it's difficult to access how Chicot is without using him

[pale wolf]

you must have 1 in your deck

[patent sail]

lucky cat has a requirement???? i thought only golden ticket does

[strange compass]

When you see his ability it doesn't jump at you

[terse vale]

yeah

[pale wolf]

all 5of the enhancement jokers

[patent sail]

insane

thats why i never see stone and glass jonklers

watch me get another deck gold staked before i find them

[tawdry rock]

im gonna try to complete the cropped off banana art

im too curious to wait

[tough swift]

I think players have gotten so used to seeing the red number go ding that they forget other jokers have uses. It could also just be a loud minority

[patent sail]

loud minority it IS

also white stakers

[terse vale]

like 50% of the community thjnks chicot is hot ass

[old flax]

i genualy got a royal flush run going😭✌️

[tawdry rock]

wtf

[patent sail]

if you ever played anything above blue stake you would love chicot

bosses absolutely can and WILL fuck you up

[tough swift]

Do you have the joker that gives a spectral card when a straight flush is played?

[old flax]

no unfortunately

[terse vale]

ehh dont rlly need it

[patent sail]

infinite ouijas

[old flax]

the only time i needed it lmao

[terse vale]

just glass and more suit changers

[tough swift]

[old flax]

i have this build rn

[old flax]

i literally JUST found it in the shop

[tough swift]

W

[old flax]

but like i got the plant as the boss soo idk what to do rn

[worn meteor]

play a straight flush to win idk

[patent sail]

block the sunlight and it will wilt probably

[old flax]

i mean yeah but i have sock and arrowhead that were carrying chips

and i don't know if i can draw a straight flush besides royal

do i take the séance for the dice?

[patent sail]

crazy build

[old flax]

it's more likely to draw a royale flush than a normal straight flush rn

[old flax]

??

[primal heath]

here, win

[old flax]

even tho it's eternal séance

[rich mauve]

no

keep going with that build

dice is a both + and x mult source

[simple jacinth]

nonperishable

it was so funny to me how I saw the family and was like "alright this is my win con, I'll deckfix towards 4oak and pivot away from small hands"

[rich mauve]

negative satellite

W

[old flax]

unfortunately i died even with that cuz i could draw a single straight flush

[simple jacinth]

that showed up in final shop

so I only got to reap the benefits when it was too late

[old flax]

i will never get another opportunity like that again i feel

the eternal sock gamble was so worth

[simple jacinth]

I played 4oak once

limited contact with the family

[hardy fable]

who pinged me

[exotic silo]

gold stake unlocked, rolling Canio with a Hanged Man on hand was a great moment

[old flax]

i started a new run and got the wrathful joker, but i have the chad in the shop, do i hex or sell the hex for the chad?

[rose wolf]

got a good run just now

[rose wolf]

i can't believe i used to dislike yorick lmao this guy is awesome

i got it to like 11x mult by the ante 8 boss iirc

[novel rain]

Chat I'm starting to think I might not know what I'm doing

[oak axle]

Rare tag ante 1 ;-;

Do I take

[primal heath]

its only 2x mult

I'd rather wait for a better xmult joker

[strange compass]

You should put the banana before the polycrhome

[primal heath]

7 extra mult 🔥

[patent sail]

hey thats more than 0

[strange compass]

Did you not take it

[limber agate]

how do i pull 2 pair

this is like the third time i failed to pull it

[jovial whale]

discard (or play hand as discard) ranks such that the remaining ranks are either a pair, or has the maximum draw potential (e.g. drawing a 6 with three 6s left in the deck is much easier than drawing a 6 with only one 6 left)

[limber agate]

what if multiple ranks have 3 cards left like a,j,6,3, do i discard/play 5 cards and hold the highest rank or is it worth it to pull less

[trail pier]

:(

[marsh dove]

this gotta be the stupidest build ive ever done on gold stake

what on earth is this

[near dew]

i hate my life

i didnt draw a pair one hand and barely lost because of it

[jovial whale]

oof, off by 0.34%

[near dew]

this was my first run returning to balatro after a while

and i was about to get my first gold stake win

[oak axle]

Fuck I didn't had any rerolls

I've been playing in this cursed orange stake for 3hrs

[jovial whale]

it's generally better to get discard/play more cards here — even though it eliminates the pair that you would get had it matched the discarded card, adds of greater chance of drawing a different pair

[marsh dove]

it got dumber

[acoustic kettle]

Now surely another ankh

[marsh dove]

surely

[calm furnace]

i swear to god spaceman has performance anxiety

[marsh dove]

surely on ghost deck

[acoustic kettle]

Only acceptable endless run is to get a billion stencils

[calm furnace]

mf never triggered when he was copied by blueprint 💔

[crimson hinge]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[fringe nebula]

very funny

[tawdry rock]

this game makes you cry i swear

it has something against you

[empty orbit]

it has something against us all

[fringe nebula]

you know what they say

the house always wins

[marsh dove]

about thaty

i think this is the most peak build ive ever run

naneinf got nothing on this

[novel rain]

Bro

[acoustic kettle]

This is so peak

I shed a tear

[marsh dove]

chat is it too late to pivot baron mime here??

[novel rain]

So these guys each give X5 mult, yeah?

[marsh dove]

x7.5

[novel rain]

And they're all polychrome

[marsh dove]

polychrome

yeah

[acoustic kettle]

7.5 each

[tawdry rock]

ITS GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN

[acoustic kettle]

So peak

[patent sail]

is this..
an image?

[marsh dove]

they're all polychrome so unless i roll a nat negative showman into nat negative stencil

or a nat negative invis joker

[acoustic kettle]

Now surely a nat neg showman into a nat neg stencil

[tawdry rock]

no no no i dont think you understand

[patent sail]

for those who dont know:

[tawdry rock]

now i know

[marsh dove]

is that a quintuple poly chrome madness

fire

[tawdry rock]

you mean

centuple

[marsh dove]

ive only ever got 4

[tawdry rock]

i think thats the rght one

[marsh dove]

no quintuple is definitely correct in my dialect

maybe different variety of english

[patent sail]

isnt centuple 10

[plucky lantern]

yay checkered deck completed

[jovial whale]

Centuple is 100

[patent sail]

ГРАТИ

[patent sail]

well then

[plucky lantern]

Грати

[lunar zealot]

Ello ello

[plucky lantern]

hello

[tawdry rock]

all i know is privet

or privyet

however

[grand peak]

how do you even get consistent royale flushes

[patent sail]

that there is ukrainian, not russian

[tawdry rock]

i cant tell the difference

[lunar zealot]

3 step process

1. thin the deck

2. smeared joker

3. Fucking pray

[pale wolf]

which joker should i let go for chad ?

this is how the deck is looking :

[tawdry rock]

abstrac

t

[pale wolf]

yeah but you see all those double tags? i am waiting for a negative skip blind and then this abstact will go crazy

[tawdry rock]

not as crazy as x8 mult with photochad

oh wait sorry x10

theres a sock

[crimson hinge]

anyone knows if vampire eats seals?

[tawdry rock]

he doesnt

[marsh dove]

+mult never beats repeated xmult this far in

[crimson hinge]

alr tx

[tawdry rock]

only enhancements like glass steel gold lucky carsd or wild cards

[marsh dove]

you're going endless

[tawdry rock]

seals or editions stay

[marsh dove]

leave the abstract

[tawdry rock]

^

[old flax]

2/3 times i get ace, king, queen, jacks and 10s so yeah, most of the hands were royale flushes

[marsh dove]

even if abstract was +200 mult you'd drop it in time

[grand peak]

o

[pale wolf]

then i should just remove the clubs guy

[grand peak]

your profile picture looks like a hollow knight reference

[old flax]

i was kinda cooking on ghost deck cuz i wasn't playing it much cuz of black stake but now i'm on purple

[old flax]

W hk

[patent sail]

russian doesnt have i

[grand peak]

i feel like a lot of balatro fans play hollow knight and vice versa

[tawdry rock]

i dont

therefore false

i am balatro fans

[old flax]

i can confirm that is true + i got the plat

[grand peak]

and

[patent sail]

hi thats me

[grand peak]

i have everything but p5

[old flax]

i'm also pretty good at that lmao

[patent sail]

point proven

[grand peak]

what is your hardest

[grand peak]

exactly

[patent sail]

my own demon 🎀 (definitely not too lazy to beat anything else)

[old flax]

level called apparition but i can play much harder levels, i have renevant in basically 5 runs, 61-93 on zodiac while i was still on 60hz and the yandere in 4 runs also (i was going for that but i wanna progress a little bit)

[tawdry rock]

technically this is game discussion and we're talking about games

[grand peak]

what difficulty is apparation

[river hawk]

what ante were you at?

[tawdry rock]

so this is on topic

[grand peak]

[grand peak]

this dumb fucking

[river hawk]

I have beat 11 demons in geometry dash

[old flax]

extreme high top 900

[tawdry rock]

this guys a professional exorcist

[grand peak]

i have beaten 15

boom

💥

[quick cloak]

what does the game possibly want me to play

[river hawk]

I have a level with like 4k downloads

[quick cloak]

what constellation brought this deck

[old flax]

i don't beat demons, i only play extemes, i don't enjoy other difficultys tbh

[grand peak]

i have a level with 67

[grand peak]

what is it

[grand peak]

dudes jokers dont exist

[river hawk]

i made it around 3 years ago but its called "idle gd tycoon"

then some other people copied it

But theres only one real one

[quick cloak]

i have no idea how i got the shittest negs to exist

[grand peak]

but you have photograph

who doesnt love photograph

[tawdry rock]

fact

[grand peak]

are you rcgdash?

[river hawk]

yeah

[grand peak]

this is just cookie clicker

[river hawk]

what no it isnt

well

i guess you could look at it that way

[tawdry rock]

:3

[hasty onyx]

Why does soul have a one in two chance to be Perkeo

[tawdry rock]

one in 5

[hasty onyx]

Istg its always either Perkeo or Chicot

[tawdry rock]

chigoat

[jolly zephyr]

what a perfect 1.6k

[tawdry rock]

man i remember when i was on the tutorial of balala and i was struggling so bad to score 300 chips

i lost the small blind 7 times in a row not knowing how to play any poker hands or what they were

[hasty onyx]

Jimbo has the audacity to say “I taught you well” after a win as if he didnt just tell me what a joker is and then insulted me every single time i lost

[river hawk]

for me its canio and chicot

[hasty onyx]

What do you even do with Canio past ante 4

[quick cloak]

whats the best eternal econ joker

[tawdry rock]

????????????????????

[quick cloak]

i keel getting rebate eternal

but idk if its worth

[tawdry rock]

rebate is so good