🕹・game-discussion

[sleek agate]

i do remember them existing but i just keep forgetting to change the skins

i recently finished it and loved it, theres even a jimbo fetch quest in the game

[patent sail]

Balatro

[cloud sinew]

I wish TBOI had Jimbo as an item

[analog estuary]

i mean the game is called "deckbuilding roguelike" for a reason

[spark kernel]

Holy shit brainstorm

[patent sail]

And not "idolbuilding".... think about it... thats so deep

[analog estuary]

hey is bronchitis

[patent sail]

Brains: stormed ✅

[analog estuary]

idol means deck in

[patent sail]

Okay but at least its not "flowerpotbuilding"

[spark kernel]

What is my luck

[analog estuary]

thank GOD

[patent sail]

Mail in rebate

[analog estuary]

biblically accurate golden ticket

[patent sail]

Bro i cant ping mods

[tidal pawn]

WHEEL 🗣️

[patent sail]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[humble dune]

Canio my beloved

[analog estuary]

foil wee

[patent sail]

Thank you mods

[tidal pawn]

Where is, the entire deck???

[patent sail]

I ate it

I was hungry

Sorry

[humble dune]

@patent sail ate it

[tidal pawn]

Fair

[humble dune]

There was 1000 of them, the deck didnt stand a chance

[patent sail]

1000 of who im jist a normal person

[analog estuary]

canio so bad i had to befriend the plant

[humble dune]

Here's what really happened though

[tidal pawn]

Oh I see

[acoustic kettle]

Average canio

[tidal pawn]

That would remove the entire deck yes

[patent sail]

Its trading card the way you trade cards for 3 bucks

[wary flicker]

Thats it

👍🏻

Good combo

[humble dune]

Yeah it was a great run

Might have to try the seed again on hex deck

Just for fun

[patent sail]

Everyone does balatro runs but no one does balatro jogs or walks... #deep

[analog estuary]

baltr

[humble dune]

Balatro crawling is where it's at

[analog estuary]

i like balatro

[patent sail]

Doc specter runs

[latent egret]

yo pfp is hard

[humble dune]

9QSRTAAM seed btw!

[analog estuary]

1% balatroing 99% yapping

[fringe nebula]

i do balatro run with runner

[spark kernel]

GOD DAMMIT

[late kelp]

if im trying to do a straight hand run

what cards do i purge?

do i purge specific number (2,3,A,K) that are further from the middle

or do i purge all number evenly?

[humble dune]

😡

CMON

[late kelp]

oop

[late kelp]

love the pfp btw

[latent egret]

yes

[late kelp]

ok thx :3

[fringe nebula]

cut the lower or higher cards yeah

[fervent wolf]

Meow >_<

[modern panther]

Tough choice...

[safe flower]

Imagining someone who says they have a thousand hours but they play on 1× speed so they've played 4 times less balatro than a different thousand hour player

[patent sail]

who tf plays on 1x anyway

[modern panther]

What do I take chat

Orange stake

[patent sail]

conste is good but it will be 1x right now and wont help a ton

you need flat mult/chips to even survive that early game

[deep fossil]

Reroll

[modern panther]

So do i take jolly or pop the pack

[patent sail]

jolly is +18, seems really good for the start

[deep fossil]

You should reroll

[modern panther]

Reroll and go next because I'll have 1 dollar and not be able to afford jack diddly? Good idea!

[patent sail]

its negative credit card there trust

[deep fossil]

Yes I know it’s a great idea

[patent sail]

🙏

[modern panther]

Hah!

[patent sail]

chat i did red deck as my 2nd gold stake deck today, which next (not black) 🙏

[latent egret]

plasma

[modern panther]

We just need Xmult now and it's game

[deep fossil]

You fool

[deep fossil]

Ghost deck

[patent sail]

thats my 1st gold sticker

[deep fossil]

I will boil you

[patent sail]

im horse reacting your ass

[stuck dagger]

i beated back deck on orange stake today💀🤩

[patent sail]

yet to even beat on white, lets see how it goes

[vestal copper]

actual masochist wtf 💔

[patent sail]

remember that theres 0.5x speed setting in balatro

[vestal copper]

clinical insanity

[latent egret]

useful for some techs

[green apex]

negatives???

[latent egret]

like seeing both t1 and t2 voucher in cause of a voucher skip

[modern panther]

NOOO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MASSIVE

[latent egret]

be ready to have 7/6

[patent sail]

why do you have that 4th joker there

[green apex]

next round surely..

[deep fossil]

Sell the flower pot bro

[patent sail]

we ALL hate the flower pot

flower pot haters unite

[modern panther]

I need it; it's the only BBC value I have, otherwise it'd be murderlized in an instant

[patent sail]

thank god youre not actually using it

[deep fossil]

What is bbc value???

[modern panther]

Baseball card value

[deep fossil]

Ohh

[patent sail]

british barbecue c

[modern panther]

I need the flowerpot because it's an uncommon

[deep fossil]

The why didn’t u sell the baseball card for it it’s 3x mult instead of 1.5x mult

[modern panther]

The Cabendish is perishable while the baseball card isn't

[patent sail]

oh shut up so THIS is when i get you

[modern panther]

Wow. That's actually more useful than the slimbo

Thank you judgment

Too little, too late

This is why BBC is d-tier imo

[green apex]

ive been searching for a single strength for 3 antes.

[narrow scroll]

i love perishables

[green apex]

ggs on the win though

[narrow scroll]

round 15 win
warms my soul

[glad viper]

Pure fucking evil.

13 DOLLARS.

FOR A NEGATIVE STENCIL

[green apex]

and no use 😭

[glad viper]

AND I CANT BUY IT

[oak axle]

Guys fuck I just got Trib last Ante pack then Madness do I cope? 😭

[glad viper]

NOT EVEN IF I SELL SNYTHING 💔

[oak axle]

It's a natural polychrome madness duse

[glad viper]

THIS GAME WANTS ME DEAD IN A DITCH

[green apex]

omg strength exists

[narrow scroll]

sell trib for madness trust...

[oak axle]

Your definitely on crack

Only if it is eternal

[narrow scroll]

i would sell my soul for madness but i haven't figured out how

[oak axle]

Guys do I sell madness

[torpid bridge]

No

[green apex]

7/6 jokers, an extra perkeo

[patent sail]

i pouch reacted you just so you know

[modern panther]

Huge perishable blooper

[green apex]

20 antse in and finally found overstock

[oak axle]

Early Ante.... Idk if I should go for madness or Trib

[tawdry rock]

balala

im going for my second gold stake win

[modern panther]

He's back ||||

[patent sail]

hes looking at the joker you should take!

[green apex]

yeah

[patent sail]

idk what this blue one is but hes hinting

[green apex]

chad ftw

[narrow scroll]

i got the meta

[narrow scroll]

ante 3 🙏

okay i could really get the 'meta' and sell blueprint

[patent sail]

constellation for true meta

[tawdry rock]

jimbo is disintegrating and dissolving how dare you

[dawn gulch]

Nah Obelisk is meta

[oak axle]

Who is jimbo

[modern panther]

Oh No It'S tHe Ox WhAtEvEr WiLl I dO?

[patent sail]

game gave me negative hanging chad ❤️‍🩹

run saved

okay im just getting everytging foiled on plasma deck

game just wants me to win

[modern panther]

HUGE NOVA

[patent sail]

after so many non discard runs i forget you can discard in this game 😭

[patent sail]

fist founf dead in a ditch

kill him

[narrow scroll]

burglarot

[patent sail]

i dont even run burglar, just green

[unreal topaz]

wild how you need 2 rare jokers to do the job of a blue seal and a couple death cards

[tawdry rock]

i am SO balatro

[patent sail]

ight who dies for blackboard

[tawdry rock]

red card

[patent sail]

chaos?

[tawdry rock]

barely used the guy

[patent sail]

just got it ❤️‍🩹

[tawdry rock]

oh

then chaos yeah

[patent sail]

but yeah idk pants will do maybe, idk if i need 2 scaling +mults

yeah idk bye chaos

[tawdry rock]

i'm always right

[patent sail]

i thought you were afterimage

[tawdry rock]

dunno who you're talking about

[patent sail]

my bad

[tawdry rock]

btw i spend too much on nitro and you're on mobile and cant see my awesome display name

so here you go

[subtle otter]

Is there anything you guys recommend of where I should be going, currently going for kings at the moment, but any advice would be nice

[patent sail]

btw i spend too much on nitro and you're on mobile and cant see my awesome display name (in case yall didnt see afterimages message)

[tawdry rock]

marketing

[modern panther]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[tawdry rock]

isnt all advertising basically just "in case you didnt see"

[tawdry rock]

inside voices!

[modern panther]

Fucking amber acorn

[tawdry rock]

language

[clear kettle]

uhhhhh

[patent sail]

i wouldnt do that

[tawdry rock]

orange acorn plushie perhaps?

[analog estuary]

you are hard

[tawdry rock]

What

[patent sail]

illusion

[modern panther]

Fucking how?

[tawdry rock]

illusion is arguably the hardest voucher to unlock

[clear kettle]

i dont knowww

[analog estuary]

it HAS to be illusion

[tawdry rock]

you first have to get the terrible first voucher

[modern panther]

Oh. Right. Forgot that existed

[clear kettle]

also yes it is illusion

[tawdry rock]

and then wait for an ante or get a skip to get a terrible second voucher

[analog estuary]

i still dont have completionist cuz of illusion thats the last thing left

[tawdry rock]

in which both pollute your shop so hard that you decide to die a The Plant death

[patent sail]

i just got the terrible one, praying i get the illusion to never touch it ever again

[tawdry rock]

i havent even done the unlock requirement

[analog estuary]

magic trick worst than epstein?!

[clear kettle]

c++ before completionist lol

[tawdry rock]

magic trick is just so so so bad

[analog estuary]

in a world where deathing a normal card is a bad choice, magic trick is like pissing in yourself, hating it and leaving the piss there

[novel rain]

Chat this might be a bad idea

[analog estuary]

ankh it

[latent egret]

is low carb

[analog estuary]

only thing worse than magic trick is neptune

[patent sail]

doing neptune run rn

wait no its uranus my bad

[analog estuary]

insane

[analog estuary]

ofc it is

who actually plays sflush

[patent sail]

doc specter probably idk

[analog estuary]

its not even possible to do it consistently

youd spend your entire lifelong luck to do that

[marsh swan]

Easier on checkered deck but still really hard to pull

[tawdry rock]

i think im in negative luck then

i do too many flush builds

i have a problem

[dawn gulch]

The only time you do SFlush build is if you have Shortcut

[analog estuary]

really hard is still low

[marsh swan]

Shortcut + Four Fingers

[dawn gulch]

Four Fingers isn't consistent enough

[tawdry rock]

OH

i thought sflush was a typo

[analog estuary]

shortcut 4 fingers checkered deck

[tawdry rock]

you mean straight flush

im an idiot

[novel rain]

Dude

[tawdry rock]

why would you

[marsh swan]

Triple misprint means it will never fail

[patent sail]

gamblecore build

[analog estuary]

if i said actual flush i wouldnt be a normal person

[novel rain]

Now all I need is a deck full of lucky cards

[analog estuary]

ANKH IT

[dawn gulch]

Would you rather
+1 to +21 mult or x1.5 mult

[tawdry rock]

i think a brick from a construction project just fell on a guy

either that or someone threw it at him

[modern panther]

I just had the idea to do a run where you have to take magic trick and have to buy every card offered to you in the shop

[tawdry rock]

my window holds great entertainment

[analog estuary]

if you pull 3 +20 from each misprint the third would be a 1.5x

2 triggers 40 points 3 triggers 60

[patent sail]

would you rather $1

or $2

[marsh swan]

So a hologram run?

[tawdry rock]

$1

for vagabond value

[analog estuary]

black deck jokerless goldstaks btw

[modern panther]

Funny you mention that

[marsh swan]

The ONLY purpose of magic trick is hologram

[modern panther]

And bloker

[analog estuary]

black joker?

[patent sail]

vagabond was actually added as a commentary on capitalism - broke people generate tarot cards

[modern panther]

Blue joker

[dawn sedge]

sorry what is booker

[marsh swan]

Blimbo?

[dawn sedge]

Oh ok

[patent sail]

these names i cant

[marsh swan]

Well you don't need to add cards to make blue joker better

[analog estuary]

bloon jkjer

[tawdry rock]

need proof? contact your local homeless person for a psychic reading!

[fading sigil]

Yeah sometimes they appear in my pockets

[marsh swan]

It's still good as is

[analog estuary]

you need to sell it

[novel rain]

Wait a minute this is actually awesome

[analog estuary]

selling the blue joker gives you a +1 joker slot

[analog estuary]

LMAO

[marsh swan]

Take the wraith

[tawdry rock]

and lose $34??

wtf no

[analog estuary]

reset the run till 3rd ankh

[marsh swan]

What if you get invisible joker so you can get a 4th misprint

[dawn gulch]

Then sell the Rare for $3 lmao

[novel rain]

What's really funny is that I'm doing a ToaK run with three misprints

[tawdry rock]

its called 3oak

[analog estuary]

when you taking 2 ectos

[tawdry rock]

stupid idiot

i hate you

[novel rain]

D:

[analog estuary]

toak

[dawn gulch]

Two of a kind

[novel rain]

fair

[tawdry rock]

one of a kind

[analog estuary]

tfour of a kind

[novel rain]

ThoaK

[analog estuary]

thats you 🥰

[tawdry rock]

awwwww

[patent sail]

toak? true oyster ate kibble or some shit

[tawdry rock]

Fuck you

not you

the other guy

[marsh swan]

Toak means tree oak

[analog estuary]

im killing myself

[tawdry rock]

recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists

[marsh swan]

You should do C+ before that

[patent sail]

no youre JooJ | C+ (10/15)

[analog estuary]

tennis oennis aennis kevin

[tawdry rock]

hello!!!

nice to meet you

i'm killing myself

[dawn gulch]

When i say FHouse its either Full House or Flush House

[novel rain]

WHAT WHYYY

[tawdry rock]

why are you impersonating me

[analog estuary]

ok thanks

[novel rain]

I got +0 mult twice in a row

[tawdry rock]

the misprint gambit

[patent sail]

im a normal nonsuspicious adult person in a large fashionable trenchcoat

[analog estuary]

hi im currently 5000 in debt

[tawdry rock]

hello currently 5000 in debt

[analog estuary]

hello

[analog estuary]

are you really

[patent sail]

typa shit a person would say

[novel rain]

Dang, really thought I would win that run

[marsh swan]

Cool shop, smiley face

[novel rain]

My plan was flawless

[analog estuary]

said the absolutely normal amalgam looking guy in a trenchcoat

[tawdry rock]

hello everyone

im mr ragebait

[patent sail]

THEY ARENT KISSING NOOO

[tawdry rock]

i hate [good joker]

[analog estuary]

bro looks as if hes made of rats

[marsh swan]

The yuri is over

[patent sail]

who told you that

im a normal human person

[dawn gulch]

They both looked away cause of photochad existence

[analog estuary]

what are those 2 in the shop

[tawdry rock]

who would even ever take [good joker] like ever

if i see [good joker] i crash out and reset my run

[analog estuary]

nah man im done

[patent sail]

whenever i see [good joker] i instantly buy it bro wtf you on

[tawdry rock]

this is so white stake

[marsh swan]

Throwback is a fine joker

[tawdry rock]

i won gold stake once which means im arrogantly going to decline every opinion other than mine

[patent sail]

typa shit someone named Gubber would say

[analog estuary]

why you changing your runs as if you were

[swift lodge]

perkeo naneinf might be the most boring way to naneinf

[marsh swan]

I can time travel dw

Throwback is just that good

[tawdry rock]

lol! this guy probably didnt even use [good joker] in this run

proof [good joker] is bad

[analog estuary]

funny how we got throwback and throwup

where are the other throws

[tawdry rock]

thanks for using sign language im deaf

[analog estuary]

no problem

wait sorry

[green apex]

too easy yeah

[tawdry rock]

i cant read that

[marsh swan]

Then how did you hear it

[analog estuary]

i meant 🖕 🖕 🖕

[tawdry rock]

thank u so much

this is the greatest day of my life

[patent sail]

can someone translate this to sign language im blind

[tawdry rock]

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

hope this helps

also i hate [good joker]

[harsh relic]

😯

[green apex]

-/ -./ -./.. -?.

[analog estuary]

. . . . . . . . . . . . .

[green apex]

wait thats brail

[analog estuary]

put your finger on that

[dusty void]

Yoo

[patent sail]

i could eat that

[dusty void]

Replace the baron or the showman

[analog estuary]

hey

[tawdry rock]

fyi

i hate [good joker]

[dusty void]

Wait a second...

[patent sail]

sell them all and die

[analog estuary]

balls

[dusty void]

Ahh

Fair fair

But fowwealsies

[analog estuary]

dont say that 😢

[patent sail]

also fuck showman sell him

[analog estuary]

never say that again

[dusty void]

What

I want the bp

And bs

[patent sail]

wait no i cant see that

[dawn gulch]

Gamble on Invisible

[patent sail]

translate his image to sign language for me please

[dusty void]

Aighties

[marsh swan]

Sell the photograph and buy triboulet, duh

[tawdry rock]

[good joker] more like [good joker but written in a humorous spelled different form with bad words to make fun of it]

[dawn gulch]

Only time you get Showman for "value" is if its Negative

[analog estuary]

im gubber

[patent sail]

[good joker] more like POOP joker haha get it

[analog estuary]

balls more like ok man

[tawdry rock]

i have repented and now i love [good joker]

i am now afterimage

[analog estuary]

hope you get it

[tawdry rock]

image[ ] <---- me

[patent sail]

t-thank you senpai....

[tawdry rock]

arigato or some japanese shit

[analog estuary]

now im the one hating it

[patent sail]

fuck did i do

[tawdry rock]

self hate is never okay..

[analog estuary]

you tell me

[patent sail]

me

[marsh swan]

It is typing ...

[patent sail]

no its not

[marsh swan]

Yes it is

[patent sail]

who told you that

[marsh swan]

Its not is typing

[patent sail]

see

[marsh swan]

Minor spelling error

[analog estuary]

yall are ass

[marsh swan]

Hi ass

Also no you're the only ass here

[patent sail]

🐈

[analog estuary]

ok

[patent sail]

this is not ok

[marsh swan]

ok ok

[analog estuary]

yes i am

[tawdry rock]

i HATE Ashy?? (#Last Flower Pot hater)

its not a funny joke this time i just hate someone

[patent sail]

this would be me if i hated ashy

[dawn gulch]

Just need a few more cards

[tawdry rock]

#relatable

[analog estuary]

who doesnt?

[tawdry rock]

you dont

[marsh swan]

Play a straight and lose

[tawdry rock]

but i sure do

[analog estuary]

ok now im done

it was fun

[patent sail]

🐴

[vestal copper]

bye

[marsh swan]

Hi done

[tawdry rock]

no thats jooj

[analog estuary]

its over

[tawdry rock]

hes lying

[analog estuary]

no im not

[tawdry rock]

WHGAT DID I DO

[analog estuary]

fuck you

[marsh swan]

Why are you over

[patent sail]

whats wrong with you now

hes a nice guy

[tawdry rock]

ask me first

[patent sail]

pretend i changed my name to me

[tawdry rock]

hi can i consult with you

[patent sail]

no

#sigma

[marsh swan]

You is already here though

[tawdry rock]

oh sorry

@me can i consult with someone such as yourself

its really hard to n ot use you here

[patent sail]

@grok come up with a funny joke for me please

why did the chicken cross the road?

[marsh swan]

This pack sucks i'm restarting the run

[river hawk]

damn that's just unlucky

[analog estuary]

did you know theres a fruit that is artificially grow to not have seeds anymore? thats bananas!

[patent sail]

oh thank you

[analog estuary]

i think im a genius

[tawdry rock]

you are actually

[patent sail]

did you know theres a fruit that is artificially grow to not have seeds anymore? thats bananas! (i just came up with this joke myself)

[tawdry rock]

thats pretty funny

[analog estuary]

nah you aint

[tawdry rock]

thanks bro

[tawdry rock]

SO funny ive never heard it before

[analog estuary]

i think you a genius

[patent sail]

thats so smart

[tawdry rock]

did you know there is a term that is used to describe someone insane or mentally unwell? that's crazy!

I am crazy

[patent sail]

guess what

[unkempt creek]

is this naneinfable if I don't find baron mime or would I need baron mime

[analog estuary]

i think this is the best type of joke

did you know Ashy!! (#1 Joker hater) 🐎? thats stupid!

[marsh swan]

Banana is a funny fruit

[wanton breach]

that's crazy

[analog estuary]

why you got a ss for every situation

[analog estuary]

he sure is

[marsh swan]

Because i screenshot anything (ante 3 btw)

[patent sail]

potassium build

[sweet pollen]

we see the ante bro 💔

[marsh swan]

I indeed took the banana

[subtle otter]

Do I go for invus here? And if so for what, I assume photo

[analog estuary]

more like pot ass i um🤣

[marsh swan]

It's ante 3 GUYS ITS ANTE 3 I REMINDER IT'S ANTE 3

[analog estuary]

yeah sell photo or idol

if you are stupid that is

[subtle otter]

....why would I sell idol

[patent sail]

ante 1 btw

[sweet pollen]

wait, what was the ante again?

[analog estuary]

i hate you

[marsh swan]

Ante 0 I used 3 heiroglyphs

[patent sail]

you get waffle reaction

[sweet pollen]

ohhh

[wanton breach]

did he said 3? what number is 3 actually? is it before 2 or after 2?

[sweet pollen]

ante 0 btw

had to dig up the ss

[sweet pollen]

its 2 x 1.5 actually

[marsh swan]

These jokers do look ancient

[sweet pollen]

yo whats that tag?

[subtle otter]

Welp, it was a good run I suppose

[analog estuary]

ante 5 btw

[sweet pollen]

if u sold idol instead of photo you wouldnt have got the plant

[marsh swan]

Ante 3 btw (remastered)

[sweet pollen]

ante 2 x E1 + 3 x 2

[rough spire]

Question on Vampire — what counts as “playing” a blue seal card? Scoring it or letting it create the planet card?

[subtle otter]

....brother, I already spent the last 7 antes trying to get only diamond kings, so no, no idol selling

[tawdry rock]

b

[analog estuary]

has to stay in your hand

you know melissa?

yeah me neither

[sweet pollen]

i do

[rough spire]

So that will tally at the end of the round if I need it

[marsh swan]

I got so confused on why the mark isnt putting the jack down but then i saw the certificate

[tawdry rock]

but me lissa

badum tss

[marsh swan]

Really odd build tho

[sweet pollen]

bro is lissa 💀

[lunar zealot]

first time back

[analog estuary]

ok

[lunar zealot]

jesus christ that was rough

[rough spire]

Mine?

[marsh swan]

Scholar + vampire combo (NANEINF)

[wanton breach]

vanpire removed enhanced card such as gold card, wild card, steel card, glass card, stone cards mult card, and bonus chip card

[tawdry rock]

hello beforevideo

[analog estuary]

bro playing yellow deck as if it was even vanilla lmao

[tawdry rock]

long time no see

[wanton breach]

helo afterimage

[lunar zealot]

what?

[sweet pollen]

real ones dont speak ill of yellow deck

[wanton breach]

no see long time

[analog estuary]

somewherebetween.txt

[wanton breach]

I'm currently at work

[sweet pollen]

⚠️

[wanton breach]

ts boring

[marsh swan]

How are you at work if you're before a video

[analog estuary]

strongest deck btw

[sweet pollen]

use w0rk next time and put a spoler worning

[sweet pollen]

real

[river hawk]

Second best deck btw

[sweet pollen]

whats ur job

[sweet pollen]

not real

[wanton breach]

I'm the crew behind a successful video

[marsh swan]

Nerf yellow deck to start with -5$

[analog estuary]

i swear if you say best is plasma

[river hawk]

but it is

[lunar zealot]

best is black

[wanton breach]

soundsystem vendor

[sweet pollen]

nerf black deck, minuse one joker slot

[lunar zealot]

the +1 joker slot is amazing

[analog estuary]

black are the best

[sweet pollen]

ooh my father is a fanatic

he got plenty of record players

[analog estuary]

yeah the +1 hand too

[sweet pollen]

and got a neat collection of vinils

[wanton breach]

my father too. he's the one who gave me the job

[sweet pollen]

coolll

[analog estuary]

my father is a male human

[sweet pollen]

why did u specify human?

[wanton breach]

I'm at someone's wedding rn, blasting music with a local band

[sweet pollen]

ts kinda sus

[sweet pollen]

lolll

and u on the balatro dc too

[analog estuary]

ive seen people marry bricks

[sweet pollen]

dont forget that

[sweet pollen]

im keeping an eye on you...

[keen pilot]

Beautiful ante 1 Matador
Sadly even 2 debuffed high cards won early due to foil

[analog estuary]

please

[marsh swan]

Matador is the 2nd best early econ joker

[analog estuary]

worst econ in the game btw

[wanton breach]

localthunk please add guitarist jimbo

• 0.5 xmult for every played flush

[sweet pollen]

just following orders

[sweet pollen]

it should be the toilet jimbo

get it ?

[wanton breach]

i might frget that

[sweet pollen]

cuz u flush the toilet

[wanton breach]

ah, yes

[marsh swan]

Satelite

[sweet pollen]

how about you dont?

[wanton breach]

should be straights

[analog estuary]

.05 so its fair

[patent sail]

would it be crazy if they added a joker

[wanton breach]

no, it should be straights

[marsh swan]

-0.5x so it's fair

[sweet pollen]

i would say 0.1

[sweet pollen]

guess what

[keen pilot]

What about credit card

[patent sail]

chicken butt

[analog estuary]

imagine if they added 150 jokers at the game at the release

[patent sail]

that woulf be insane

[marsh swan]

Credit card + Wraith

[analog estuary]

first common xmult

[sweet pollen]

h-h-how d-did you predict t-that

[wanton breach]

taht woulf be insame

[analog estuary]

.25x is fair, .5 would outclass yorick

[sweet pollen]

yeah ik, it would be awesome too

[unkempt creek]

anyone?

[sweet pollen]

yeah

[wanton breach]

you just changed your name when i found flower pot

[patent sail]

heh... thats because of my awesome dark mango sigma psychology skills........

[analog estuary]

no it would be balatro

[sweet pollen]

bro is tuff

[patent sail]

who even plays that game bro

it sucks

[marsh swan]

What does flower pot even do besides being a joker and costing 6$

[sweet pollen]

what game? never heard of a certain "Balatro"?

[wanton breach]

someone used to hate it

or still

[patent sail]

i only play joker poker sorry

[sweet pollen]

phhh, only real ones play joker poker - balala

[keen pilot]

Pretty good start!

[sweet pollen]

wait

shit

[sweet pollen]

i realized u said my sme game

but without balala

uhhh

nvm

😓

[marsh swan]

Flower pot should cost 30$ so when you get it from a buffoon pack you can at least get a profit of 11$

[analog estuary]

should be removed so i dont vomit even with 11 dollars in hand

[patent sail]

fun balatro fact! - to beat the blinds, you get chips to multiply them by the mult. try not to lose!

[sweet pollen]

im hanging my self

[marsh swan]

Tip: Don't play the game!!

[analog estuary]

i might get black deck over today

[patent sail]

whats #🕹・game-discussion even about

[analog estuary]

ok twin

[analog estuary]

discusin gam

[marsh swan]

Ball a tro

[sweet pollen]

server chat got replaced by game discussion cuz we can still send the images here

[analog estuary]

this cousin gay haha get it

[patent sail]

how it feels to play flower pot

[sweet pollen]

bro

is

a

squid

nah

get

out

skull

emoji

[marsh swan]

Emoji

[sweet pollen]

skull

emoji

whimper

emoji

[analog estuary]

add broken glass to the tree and its accurate

[sweet pollen]

dont forget the acid rain

[wanton breach]

squid's game

[marsh swan]

Calamari activites

[patent sail]

man i wish someone made a game

[wanton breach]

6 × 7 = 67

[patent sail]

squid:

[analog estuary]

say less

[patent sail]

less

[sweet pollen]

added the glass shards

do i need to add blood stains or nah?

[wanton breach]

bloodstone

[marsh swan]

Glass joker reference haha get it im so funny

[sweet pollen]

niche reference

[patent sail]

i thought you were Gub (#2 GDeck Enjoyer)

[analog estuary]

ok sorry let me try again

[wanton breach]

our TIME is running OUT!!

[analog estuary]

s ls

[marsh swan]

so funny is my 1st name

GDeck stands for Glass Deck btw

All your cards are glass

[analog estuary]

hi so funny

[marsh swan]

Hi jook

Fuck

I hate myself

[sweet pollen]

only the 5M ppl who played the game can get this reference 💀

[analog estuary]

wow my name sure is big!

[marsh swan]

Hi sure is big

[sweet pollen]

why did u name me this way

[analog estuary]

im trying to not laugh at the bus stop

yall are so stupid

[patent sail]

fun fact: 79 billion people play balatro everyday with average playtime of 26:39 hours

[analog estuary]

is that true

[patent sail]

no

[analog estuary]

oh ok

[patent sail]

i just made that up

[analog estuary]

did you really

[patent sail]

im not sure actually

[sweet pollen]

why not 67 hours 🤣

[marsh swan]

Fuck you

[analog estuary]

your limbs shall fall

[sweet pollen]

how am i gonna play balatro

[sweet pollen]

yeah fuck me 🤤

[marsh swan]

With your mind

[wanton breach]

your deck

[sweet pollen]

imaginary balartro

[sweet pollen]

i saw what u did there

[sweet pollen]

dont act like this aint relatable

[analog estuary]

neuralink

[sweet pollen]

yes lemme hand over all my life data to daddy elon

[marsh swan]

Connect your brain to balatro and add your brain molecules as jokers

[analog estuary]

do you shit yourself in your sleep

[sweet pollen]

what

[analog estuary]

150 superpositions

[sweet pollen]

often

[analog estuary]

i think

[sweet pollen]

were you raising the bolume or lowering it

why are so many people using bluetooth

[marsh swan]

Bluetooth is a funny way to watch images

[sweet pollen]

why two gusy on the right got the phone on silent

[sweet pollen]

ah yes i love my bluetooth image viewer

[analog estuary]

vluetooth bolume

[weary idol]

Hello balatro-ers. I think I take blueprint here. But what for. Currently hitting e20s with dna on far left

[analog estuary]

sell splash for bp

[sweet pollen]

vluetooth bolume

[marsh swan]

Sell everything except splash and win the game

[weary idol]

Slash is negative

[sweet pollen]

Hello there !!!

[analog estuary]

i love this image

[marsh swan]

Hi new Galaxy Note

[sweet pollen]

wait how was the guy called

the one with the xiaomi picture viewer pfp

[weary idol]

55 kings. All steel. Maybe 22 red stickers

[sweet pollen]

-55 Queens. All gold. Obviously 88 blue sealls

[marsh swan]

Cosmos build

[patent sail]

Antony Barbosa: im Antony Barbosa

[weary idol]

Please. I’m no good at endgame 🤣

[sweet pollen]

bro is an astrophysologist

[patent sail]

why is your space gay

[marsh swan]

What's wrong with being gay

[sweet pollen]

got any problems?

[marsh swan]

Are you trying to judge space

[sweet pollen]

ante 10 btw

[analog estuary]

city boy

[weary idol]

Space seems very vacuumy

[sweet pollen]

intolerance is not tolerated

[sweet pollen]

countryside girl 🤣

[analog estuary]

these two books contain the entire knowledge of all

[sweet pollen]

yeah man

its like

yk

like

yeahh

dude

you know?

right

yes i know à

i knew you know

[marsh swan]

You know à?

Wow

You must be smart

[sweet pollen]

yes i do sir

everyone should

[sweet pollen]

bro doesnt know 💀

imbarassingggg

[analog estuary]

legit laughing

[sweet pollen]

dancing baby gif

[analog estuary]

mustve been funny!

[marsh swan]

These jokers are surely joking

[sweet pollen]

is bro actually laughing

[sweet pollen]

they wouldnt be called jokers if they werent

[analog estuary]

hed never lie

[marsh swan]

Wait is that misprint

Omgggg

Misprint reference

[sweet pollen]

bro had to search the image

[marsh swan]

Only 200 billion people would understand

[analog estuary]

anything to keep the conversation balatro related atp

[sweet pollen]

_ Misprint Reference _

[sweet pollen]

Thunk we know its you

you can come out already

[analog estuary]

ok

[marsh swan]

Local pls dont ban me

[patent sail]

on everyones soul PLEASE ban this person 🙏

[sweet pollen]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[river hawk]

mIprSnTi reference

[analog estuary]

ban the other

[sweet pollen]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[marsh swan]

Nooooooooo pls i'll pay 20$ with my credit card

[sweet pollen]

💀

[analog estuary]

yeah you

[sweet pollen]

💀

v

💀

v

v

[marsh swan]

Ok

[sweet pollen]

v

v

💀

[marsh swan]

C

[sweet pollen]

💀

💀

[analog estuary]

v

[river hawk]

gas stop it please

[patent sail]

okay twin

[marsh swan]

V

[sweet pollen]

discord told me to stop

i will

[patent sail]

vv

[analog estuary]

this guy stupid

[sweet pollen]

not because u told me

[sweet pollen]

u couldnt tell from my pfp?

[drifting gorge]

arrowhead is cracked

[sweet pollen]

🪭

[analog estuary]

i mean i strongly like hairy men

[marsh swan]

Add XChips and it's a competitor to bloodstone

[strange compass]

Opened this trash ass arcana pack for no reason and found a Soul with Yorick 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[analog estuary]

anyone 1v1 boltro

[sweet pollen]

i have a twin picture

[patent sail]

add a joker that instantly wins the game

[analog estuary]

keep madness

[safe flower]

Trading card is already in the game

[marsh swan]

Sell the droll joker and start the blind

[tawdry rock]

meow

[river hawk]

yahimod reference?

[patent sail]

mrrp nyahhhh

[analog estuary]

theres flower pot already

[patent sail]

that isntantly loses the game

[strange compass]

Madness ante 1 kinda is that

[analog estuary]

thats brainstorm

[strange compass]

It hurts

[analog estuary]

brainstorm is that oscar cat

[strange compass]

I don't wanna sell it 😞

[drifting gorge]

hologram <3

[sweet pollen]

brainstorm is israeli propaganda

[patent sail]

if you ever see flower pot you should press your pc's power button to make it free

[analog estuary]

you see it you know ur dead

[cloud sinew]

hmm....

[marsh swan]

Hologram is a fine XMult but it is the best on Ghost deck

[patent sail]

squoker ❤️‍🩹

[strange compass]

Drool is eternal + I am playing flush on checkered deck so it's good

[cloud sinew]

I have 3x blue seals

[patent sail]

drool 😭😭😭

[drifting gorge]

pairslop 🥀

[patent sail]

drool joker

[analog estuary]

sell everything and get giftc atd

[patent sail]

gift card is named that because it actually gifts you cards. try it out in game

[cloud sinew]

vamp is 3.1x, holo is 2.5x
I think ill stick with squoker

[analog estuary]

you are testing my temperance

[strange compass]

224 after 7 antes of build up 💔

[analog estuary]

uhhhh i wont sell burglar uhhhh

[strange compass]

Squaker should die

[analog estuary]

what

[marsh swan]

Square juaker

[strange compass]

Do I actually sell Yorick here over Mads

[analog estuary]

did yall know balatro in brazil is actually the 2nd most played game inside my house

[patent sail]

@grok is this true

[marsh swan]

Yorick is more versatile so maybe

[analog estuary]

uhhhh

[patent sail]

keep both, they are both great xmults ✅✅✅ nothing is going to happen

[strange compass]

Mads will kill him

[marsh swan]

Then sell both of them

[patent sail]

wow! no shit

[river hawk]

sell madness 100% bro 😭?

Its only at 2x

[analog estuary]

i dont think my buss is arriving soon

[patent sail]

are you going to ride the bus

[marsh swan]

Yeah you gotta stop bringing face cards to it

[patent sail]

dont forget to not play face cards

[strange compass]

I wanna see Yorick with a gold sticker so

I'll sell mads

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[patent sail]

i hate jokers

[tawdry rock]

i hate

[analog estuary]

wait actually

[marsh swan]

100% of my soul cards this year have been Chicot and Chicot and Chicot and Chicot and Chicot and finally Canio

[strange compass]

I am on Checkered Deck Gold Stake and Bloodstone was not useful in any of my runs

[serene forge]

good

[analog estuary]

got a problem mate?

[patent sail]

thats a hot take

[strange compass]

I am waiting

[patent sail]

youre Tylermon57

[strange compass]

Chicot is the best for just getting ante 8s

[analog estuary]

i really dont know

[patent sail]

would it be epic if they made 10 more Tylermons? just a thought...

[strange compass]

I won't wait then

[marsh swan]

I fucking hate ante 7 the eye so chicot have been saving me a ton of runs

[brave goblet]

Nice chill gold stake to start the morning

[analog estuary]

as if 1 aint too much already

[analog estuary]

said no one ever

glazing chicot is straight up bait

[patent sail]

i didnt say that shit

[cloud sinew]

playing blue deck after playing only black deck for so long feels ridiculously easy, its like wearing training weights i swear

[marsh swan]

Yes my name is no one ever

[cloud sinew]

Said so many people ever

Eye and Needle counter lobotomy pretty hard

[analog estuary]

oh hello

[marsh swan]

Kill the eye pls

[patent sail]

why is your background spinning so fast

[marsh swan]

Kill it with hammers

[analog estuary]

thank you for this information

[analog estuary]

cuz you dont got left background

[regal gale]

hardest deck to gold stake next?? i’ve gold staked black deck, green deck, nebula deck, zodiac deck,

[autumn star]

From poor to millionaire

[patent sail]

plasma

[junior cave]

Plasma. I

[regal gale]

bet

[autumn star]

[marsh swan]

Take the potassium

[junior cave]

Plasma, from what I heard the path of pivoting from chips to xmult is a difficult one

[analog estuary]

erratic then reroll until you get a seed where you have 4 of each card which each one of these 4 are a different suit

[marsh swan]

Is it possible to just play chips tho

[patent sail]

erotic deck or whatever the randomized one is called

[analog estuary]

or just play anaglyph without skipping

[junior cave]

I don’t think it’s recommended since there’s so few scaling chips jokers

With wee, sure I can see the case

[weary idol]

Psychic kicked my ass and it actually annoyed me.

[marsh swan]

Everytime i play anaglyph i can't find any good skips when i have 4-5 tags

[autumn star]

[analog estuary]

i usually get a good skip at like 6 or 7 skips

[analog estuary]

oh yeah retrigger me

[weary idol]

Chicot is guaranteed win

[analog estuary]

that would be reserved parking

[strange abyss]

I only ever skip for boss rerolls if I don't have retcon or early investment tag

[patent sail]

that would be the guaranteed win joker

[serene forge]

I hate Negative Tag

[weary idol]

New fav of mine actually

[strange abyss]

actually that would be 8ball

[analog estuary]

they renamed it to chicot a while ago

[marsh swan]

Insta lose at ante 0

[weary idol]

I don’t remember my last 8 ball

[analog estuary]

yeah but 8 ball is getting nerfed so i wouldnt count on that

[strange abyss]

trust 8ball is goated
I've won 0 games with it!!!!

[weary idol]

8ball has worse odds than wheel of fortune I swear

[pale wolf]

beep

[patent sail]

anyone remembers the black joker they added back in 0.7.9? i still dont know what it does

[analog estuary]

my 8 balls always hit 1-3 times

[strange abyss]

noooo @ why would you do that 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cloud sinew]

It starts out fast then slows down

[serene forge]

skill issue

[analog estuary]

i cant

[marsh swan]

Getting strength as your first 8ball tarot is the only saving grace

[drifting gorge]

ok but fr wheel's gotta secretly be 1/6

[cloud sinew]

I just beat the round really quick so it didnt slow down

[cloud sinew]

It's 1/4

[drifting gorge]

fake news

it

[weary idol]

I’ve had a few e30s now. Highest e46. I’m so lost how you even get nineinf or e100+

[patent sail]

its actually 1/8 so that statement is wrong

[serene forge]

People would be less biased against Space joker / Wheel of fortune, if you could play 5 wheel of fortunes in every hand, several hands per round, every round, like you can with lucky/glass cards, and the usage would actually get to the numbers where % chance and statistics makes sense.

"I used Wheel of time 8 times before it triggered once!"

...and if it triggered exactly every 4th instead of random, it would have triggered... twice instead of once.

So in your case, it triggered 1 less time than expected.

That's barely worth mentioning.

That's like saying "We've had a whole 2 WEEKs without rain! Can you imagine that? What are the odds?"

After you use it 100+ times without save scumming, and it triggers significantly less than 25, then you maybe can start worrying

It's called the Gambler's fallacy, I reckon, this outlook of "I lost so many times, surely I will soon win". Your previous 7 failures don't do shit to the 1 in 4 chance. You are biased. Reality is not. It doesn't care how many times you failed, the 1 in 4 chance of Wheel, 1 in 6 chance of a dice roll, 1 in 2 chance of a coin flip DOESN'T CHANGE.

It DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE that you think that you've lost multiple times already so this time you DESERVE IT

[tawdry rock]

hOLY shit

[weary idol]

And I still take it every time

[drifting gorge]

same

[analog estuary]

nineinf would be e9 so you got there already!

[cloud sinew]

Dont flood chat so much

[patent sail]

afterimage got new images

[weary idol]

Isn’t it e302?

[cloud sinew]

Its >~1.798e308

[analog estuary]

thats naneinf

[tawdry rock]

does it look slightly better

or is old profiile better

[patent sail]

those new images came after the previous images

[tawdry rock]

i got no idea i just wanted to change something

[weary idol]

I am corrected

[patent sail]

i liked old color scheme more icl

[marsh swan]

I love when the wheel hits on my perishable trading card

[tawdry rock]

im going to kill someone

[serene forge]

reported to fbi

[analog estuary]

you now got a 1 dollar more expensive perishable trading card

[patent sail]

@ save us

[marsh swan]

Temperance value

[tawdry rock]

he cant save you now

[serene forge]

bro you picked up the wheel

[weary idol]

Like how though. Do I just need negative galore? I’m much better at deck fixing and getting my main 5/6 jokers. Last run I didn’t get telescope so missed on that