#๐นใปgame-discussion
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mime would disagree
i unfortunately have a pathological aversion to anything that isnt hearts and spades so i might still build on those if i get the club or window
this is so white stake guys... who does this anymore...
horse react this individual
you still need to play 1 card
who tf horse reacted me
then you say play CARD dummy
i would reccomend going for black suits
for seeing double and blackboard
or ofc just look out for suit bosses
joker
prolly like rich get richer
what does that entail
you get 100 bucks to start with and both interest vouchers
thats a challenge?
chips cant go over your money
It is easy
whats fragile do
all deck is glass
All cards are glass
entire deck is glass is
and 2 oops
No
just spam pairs
top 10 saddest
thats how i won it
fair
im gonna try rich get richer
ooh i can get the nest egg achievement probably in that challenge
No Clue
they should block all unlocks, discoveries and achievements
but if you have steammodded thats broken
so you shoukd still get it i guess
awww
play card~~ s ~~
Did you know?
mercedes โ โ โ โ car
i think
WORST joker for this run
kinda build i get when im on a challenge deck thanks balatro
i dont liek your name
you should open your door
Can you imagine my surprise when the boss blind was debuff all heart cards lol
thats what you get for bloodstoning it
Who up blooding they stones?
No
Ride the piss sucks ass
You cant change my mind
abandoned deck:
Who needs a plus mult joker
Everyone
When straight A is holo
not a good argument even if rtb is good
That what exactly happens in my last straight run
+mult is cool
But i have cooler options
challenge done :D
I dont need anymore uma musume
I dont need it
steammodded core
Have to play another game
ill just use an app to unlock it
Actually i havent played balatro much on steam
no theres a steam achievement manager
I need to grind more
STARDEW ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Yay!!!!!!!!
i spawned the achievement in
also dont ask me why the icons dont load i have no idea either
I should play straight flush builds one day
rules: bent โ
also wtf is this wording
"at least"
this implies there are higher stakes
Straight flush is like the most annoying build to make
1.1 will add horse stake
you dont even wanna know...
Why your game color weird
holymfuck i win
16 jokers off c++! Just had the wildest run with two copies of certificate + merry andy turning into the most tarot cards I've ever seen in my life.
Wee joke
first ever win with the midas mask and vampire synergy!
should i take the merry andy for yorick?
Yes
who gets sold
But honestly the game with yorick is too braindead
but bananaaaaa
fiiine
selling driver is dumb because banana could die
driver cant
Are you on gold stake? Sell photo for the gold stickers if you are
The odd is small
No actually
You dont sell anything
Forget brainrot
Your jokers are symmetric dont you realize?
im on a challenge deck
so white stake
Keep it for aesthetic purpose
unfortunately run is now dead
rich get richer
Gg
cant believe i got to ante 12
no
And rental
really funny, calling my average run a challenge
it's worth it to get red card here right? or am i just addicted?
Its worth
Looks like a winning run
Unless you screw up or unlucky enough to get no xmult joker
could someone somehow theoretically get c++ before getting c or c+
ive thought about the requirements and i think you can literally get all of them in reverse
is normal c discovering everything?
I just unlock all and play gold stake only
๐ค
oh yeah probably then
you can just not discover antimatter easily
actually wait
fuck illusion
you cant get C++ before getting C
10 blanks
it's really hard to get on accident
wait
no?
actually you can
you can
savescum
my brain was locked on c = discovering all jokers c++ = stickering all of them
i mean yeah
but then it wouldn't be on accident
How to scum in balatro
buy the thing and go back to main menu
i savescummed for illusion and antimatter unlocks
Oops
all sixes
@
Hell yeah! Double dying brainstorms
@grok put bloodstone in a bikini
put bloodstone in a bikini in a bikini
@grok hi
Seven
im gonna react you with a random emoji and youll like it
I like mpreg
can we horse react this message to oblivion
perkeo should be the base for legendaries tbh
its the most fun to use as well as being op
while all the other legendaries are just op and not that fun
i'd argue canios pretty fun
Perkeo is like brainrot and bluepiss
They are strong but without others they are nothing
i fucking hate canio he just eats all immolates and hanged men
he is strong but i hate him
but triboulet is just photocard but better which is already a problem
yorick ur gonna be discarding anyway
and chicot is passive
and i chicot is hated by alot of people
my least favourite legendary is probably trib
Yorick just has no depth
exactly
Just fucking discard and the joker carries you
yorick requires less investment yeah
You dont even need to intentionally discard for something
me (afterimage) when my legendary (rarity) triboulet (2X Mult for each played King and Queen) with one king (King) in my hand has the same effect (Mult) as a common (rarity) photograph (First played face card gives 2X Mult)
i get all the legendaries not changing gameplay entirely cuz you get them late
Just discard anything
but theyre so rare legendary runs should be super unique instead of just being op
the humble sock and buskin
which replays all face cards
Seconded
Triboulet even more fun to play
it would be a great legendary
idk balancing that well so that might be super bad
or super good
when im in hating every single strong joker because they are strong competition and my opponent is balatro players
not what im tryna say
quick seeing double unlock thanks to dna
me (afterimage) when my common (rarity) Hanging Chad (Retriggers first played card two additional times) is better at this job (retriggering face cards) than uncommon Sock and Buskin (retriggers all played face cards)
my favorite joker is ride the bus
i'm so damn close
why do you have 1200 jokers
Ride the piss
true
but it would feel like a normal joker though
like it's not that unique in terms of design
jester which makes your hand size 1 for x25 mult
i forgot to reroll into manacle for like 2 antes ๐
which ones are you missing?
so just high card
boring as hell
well thats my problem with current legendaries
we already so that
the final 3......
@narrow scroll to answer your question
goodluck with michel ๐ญ
Perishable is the best shot
when are we getting a burglar but its hand size
woah
michel is gonna be tough
Horse man, pls stop โ ing
cant it still break when perishable?
Troubadour
turtrle beang
Nope
no way
-2 hands -2 discards +5 hand size
never knew that
Can't break when perished
I get stressed seeing โ under my statement
only problem with michel is i have to wait until ante 7 or 8 to pick it up
it's not that hard
WHY does it say 1200 what
8 for each
150 jokers
what abt gold stake
8 difficulties
8 stakes
like if its rental
quick. how many jokers are in the game, how many stakes are in the game, and what are those two numbers multiplied
Can still break
are you saying people have to like
kk
sticker every j oker with every stake
no
Persihable can break but not when it expired
thats because game actually has 1050 secret jokers that localthunk has been hiding from up for years
gold stake counts as every stake below it
no
yes ๐
never knew that
C+++ where every joker has to be used in every stake
gold stake = 8 stickers at once
this is confusing
im learning so many things in the balatro discord
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah but its every single one
another helpful tip: if you see flower pot in the shop, you should hold R to make it free!
guys do you think balatro is like pokemon and every joker has somebody with it as their favoite
aka exactly what i said?
no like you have to beat it on every single stake individually
not solely gold
what
Doing stickers stake by stake
c+++ should be beating one (1) gold stake run with flower pot
wgat
Folks, what is the collective noun for jolly zany mad crazy and droll
Not really
literally impossible
unless i misunderstood which i probably did
this is actually local thunk if you would believe it
Lower stakes are pretty easy
they're saying sticker every single joker once for each stake
thats roffle you silly goose
oh nvm then
Sly, wily clever devious are "smart" in general
like not just sticker each one once with gold stake
since when is roffle bald lol
which is batshit crazy
since i just made that up
oh lmao
I mean it won't take that much longer
wait hi i remember you
Stakes below blue or maybe purp are pretty free
haev you ever played balatro
or a run
Yes i have 16 hours
I have golded 5
awesome okay
jokers
each run takes like four million days so if you have to beat 1200 joker stickers and you get 2 more jokers staked per run
it's like
Decks
a lot
showers
fun balatro fact: chips are multiplied by the mult
Wrong
no
fun balatro fact: mult is red
Mult is green
useful balatro tip! try to win
im glad theyre not actually delusional
fun balatro fact: i like to play heart cards
no you dont
What if i'm colorblind
fun balatro fact : you need money to win
balatro challenge that gives you 350 dollars and you can only go in one shop (and can only challenge boss blinds)
anyone remembers when they added brown joker in 0.2.1? i still havent figured out what it does
it shits all over your run
say that again
canio boutta be eating good
thats called "baron" you silly
i shit on baron but i got my e82 high score with a baron mime run
so like
thanks baron but fuck you every othe rrun
Low
Smh
literally why lol
Ride the piss should be buried 6ft under
thank god 0.6.7 added hammer joker to break those
+mult from scaling jokers are wothless
Why green joker when you can green joker without downsides
i genuienly see an argument for this
and it pmo
ok you actually dont exist]
its confirmed
Green deck is the best deck in the game
you are our collective hallucinatiom
green deck is really fun
bro's bored
purple deck is better
but if you're ranking most op
question mark and horse react @torpid bridge's every message
its obv black deck
you dont exist either
Blest deck is
you get pouch reacted
Thwre aren't any
Plain +mult jokers are the best
and i thought i wasnt gonna see any more good jokers
So yes
swapping chalkboard?
meanwhile you say arguably a great scaling +mult joker is bad
Swash goes away
its called tradimg card because you trade a card for $3
i dont think hes saying its bad
swash dies
i think hes saying he hates it
supernova is my mult
Cuz plain +mult means you can plug and play
reddit takes
what the fuck are you playing
Balatrodle
i think hes saying
u can swap ur + mult joker
i got balatrodle in 1 today envy me
if u get a green joker and popcorn and shop which do u take
just curos
...for mult and balatrodle tries ofc
debt
in all others its false
Normally i wouldnt want groker
If i get it to early i may take it
But around ante 3 or 4
Maybe not
Too late
horse reaction
you get custard reactiom
THIS GUY GOT CUSTARD REACTED ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
over for him
they shoulf add an elephant joker
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dont break my ice dude wtf
Scaling +mult i would happy taking even if its late is red card jj pants...
Would never take dagger even if it means losing
always take dagger and place it on the left because thats where +mults go
nor do i
dagger good yeah
You got mpreg reaction
riffing they raff
who up sockin they buskin
im anger_righting you
iits so jimbover
I got my very first black deck gold stake streak, two wins in a row!
world record
Disgusting run too
can someone say a shit take i wanna send a brand new reaction image
i love green deck
a shit take i wanna send a brand new reaction image
hi twin... you shoukd open your door i think
yeah canio is pretty good with tarot tycoon and $40+ temperances
i hung all the faces
holy shit
Couldn't tell from the line up, but all the xmult jokers came super late, I went back in time twice and I had little to no tarot luck for the vampire and fortune teller (+15 and x1.8), so I had a very high chance to just die due to having just 2 hands and 1 discard and the bus
faceless joker carry
I swear to god if I see 12 horses
Hiker pulled his full weight
bye chat thank you for being funny again
well yeah, it helped get the money early on to snowball so hard later
hi my name is chat
hi chat, I'm chat
no im chat
We're chat-ting
you're chat as in the french word for cat
Non
im chat as in the english word for conversation
My state may be French, but I am not
yeah yeah whatever get out of here cat
Your grave mistake is playing piss
White piss
Jokes on you I piss gold stake black deck multiple times
If you piss gold, stop going to midas for handies
lmao
Guys I'm at the chemistry Olympic test
The what
"Will the balatro update ever be real"


Dam, I really got vibe checked
i remember when i first thought black deck was really good my first time playing
BOY was i wrong
what should i dooo
bus seems strongest
yayyy thats what i did
Hit The Road trust
red card is worth considering but bus lets you save up money easier
take ride the bus
always invest on public transportation
Who up discussing they game
any todo list fans here?
Idm it, i pick it up when its on easy to farm hand
And sell next round
i feel like it fits the idea more and makes it more useful
I do like to think of it as a list to quickly do and ditch
black deck is good................... if you have grabber voucher
A to do list
Black Deck is good ||if you get Riff Raff first shop||
what about this change i thought of
what is the drawback tho
pre blue stake u can just get it early and spam flush
I like that it favors big hands, but flushes are way too easy
yeah i thought that too
well it doesnt technically favor big hands
There do need to be more strong jokers that favor/enable big hands
cuz u can play pairs with 5 cards
They wont be scoring thi
They need to be scoring
they haved to score
i feel like .1x mult would make it more balanced the way i have it
flushes are so weak rn anyway
yall if my blueprint copies stuntman when i enter a blind does my hand size go -4?
I think i like current obe the way it is because it has a strategy to it, even if it may be hard to grasp
no
you'd barely manage to beat the physics with that
Joker i would like to completely change is loyalty card
Its a fun concept, but what would make it better is be tied to shops/econ like irl loyalty cards are
Every Nth item bought free? Every Nth reroll is free? Every boss shop is free? I think those are kinda fun idk
make it so every 4th shop is % cheaper
something cool like that
not like just flat eco rates
I feel like thats a bit too weak, maybe make it generate a coupon tag on selecting a boss blind to make the shop free and add another way of non-skipping tag generation? Seems fun, but needs to be tested in a real run
i really want a tag generator joker
they should make it so you have to hold cola to gain more tags with a max of 2-3
so you have to waste a slot
its too easy to just buy and sell
I want more ways of non skip tag generation whatever those could be
I think extra credit mod has a fun idea of altar thing
rare jokers might be stronger, but uncommon joker abilities are much more interesting.
Smeared joker, shortcut, four fingers, midas mask, constellation, rocket, dagger, burglar, delayed gratification all I think have very neat effects. Much more interesting than some +mult/money if played [hand type].
Im at such a predicament atm, I have quite a lot of straight levels. Hmmmmm
After 1 round sell ir to generate a random joker tag
weirdest straight flush build ive ran
Del grat is a common
there needs to be econ rares
The first item bought in Shop is free
Would that be a bit strong?
like hit the road should be like yorick and rocket combined where you need to discard like 12 jacks to add 1$ to the end of the round payout or something
I think it should be like
4th/3rd
To add some strategy to buying order to potentially make tge most expensive item free and make the most benefit of it
Plus makes more sense with how loyalty cards work irl i think
flower pot sucks
I think hit the road is fine as is, its a pretty strong xmult which can help a lot. I think jokers that need rework are the ones that objectively dont get used very often due to their effect just not being worth it
Thats true, i like docs rework suggestion
two suit should do 1.5x mult
That would just make it worse seeing double and make the description harder to write i think?
How would you format that description to make it brief enough
its better than seeing double
because you dont have to have clubs
it could be diamond and heart for 1.5x rather than needing a club
and then as you say get more wild cards or more diverse deck you could hit those 3x mults
The main point with it is to look at the number of suits and not suits themselves i think
no but i mean with seeing double you always need a club
1.5x for 2 suits isnt horrible but how would you format all 3 different suit count cases in a description brief enough
Thats like my main concern
should be x1 added for each individual suit scored
4x for what it does right now would still make it bad
but its a bridge to cater to that kind of deck format
damn it
Arguement invalidated, to the lowest pit of hell I go
That would make it literally a worse copy of xmult on hand type rares
makes seeing double worse but still
no it would be better seeing double
That as well
but if it goes up by +1x mult per suit it should be rare
yes but who cares
rebate is top 10 jokers and its common
i think 3x for 3 suits flowerpot would be nice
yeah rarity doesn't mean much its just how easy it is to get card, it doesn't mean better
easy to trigger but you can't play pairs
and if anything being in the common pool makes it harder to get some times
?
Maybe start at 0.5x and add 1x per suit past 1st one? Halves flushes (which is funny), but seems way too dumb to be included in vanilla
this is too complicated i think
commons are the easiest to find a particular joker on
then rares then uncommons
Kinda what i think yea
no you just gotta make hanging chad like cavendish, problem solved
Its more so the case of it being not different enough
Standard 3oak/4oak would include respectively 3 and 4 suits anyway, making the xmult hand type rares and flower pot the same
Same for pair and duo
my 4oaks don't usually have 4 suits
but it would be overtuned
yeah its about buffing bigger hand types
Ofc I get this right when I stop using yellow deck
Flowe pot is just such a hard one to balance
if it's about encouraging bigger hands why does it give 2x for pairs
its not if you ruin the description๐ฟ
i think 3x for 3 suits would be perfectly fine
maybe have it 3x for 3 suits yeah
and 4x thats it
Maybe just lower the requirement to 3 suits tbh
Less finnicky to use
issue is it goes from "janky The Order" to "strictly better The Order and janky The Trio"
yes this is what theyโve been saying
I thought they meant like
1x per suit idea
If thats what they are saying then yeah sure
2x for 3 suits would feel bad and probably wouldn't be worth it in current meta
after blue stake is patched it'd be fine
five suits 5x mult
2x for 3 suits is just worse Double Vision
but if you buff all the other bigger hands synergies it would work
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Yeah so i guess lowering the req to 3 suits is the best solution
Partially correct, stone cards.
Still keeps the idea and just makes it easier to hit
this was lowkey one of the most fun and thoughtful balala matches for me
they need to have jokers that synergize with wild directly compared to indirectly
??
obelisk is fun
this is what DNA and brainstorm can net you
Whats better for brainstorm
hello question mark question mark
i think the problem is more that suits are useless
in general
its a nerf to have wild cards, the boss blinds target it too much
if there were more suit effects that weren't useless wild cards would be a lot better
finally got that stupid joker holy shit this took too long
the direct effect of wild cards is getting buffed though
Theres common sinful suit jokers and stone suit jokers uncommons, when suit rares?
speak of the devil
my guess is "counts as any suit, cannot be debuffed"
ancient joker
Those cards be wildin
i thought it would be cooler if wild cards had a random chance to do a random enhancement effect
but it would still suck
Yeah but like
Set suit
Maybe a bit of a dumb idea but i like to come up with dumb ideas
or maybe have a chance to copy the enhancement of a random card in your deck (so if you had mostly say lucky cards it would give the any suit + a lucky card)
clubs rare suit joker: each played club gives +11 mult when scored
decreases by 1 each update of course
seems annoying to use
Also we need more funny indirect econ jokers like riff raff or gift card i think (aka that dont just directly give money) โ โ if im gonna be making a mod i want my econ jokers to have a fun effect to at least have a chance at being picked over/alongside rebate
hello again 12 horses
1/4 chance to retrigger any wild card
Worse bloodstone okay
1/4 crazy
you mustve been stoned to come up with such idea
they hate my genius ๐ฟ
genius schmenius
hack: retriggers 16 cards. c tier joker
sock & buskin: retriggers 12 cards. d tier joker
#๐นใปgame-discussion message : retriggers 0 cards with 25% chance
how will you know if it hit
Chances are fun but not that kind of chances
too based for pair players to fathom
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it combos with ancient joker
???
is hone even useful
it's kind of shit
hone is poo poo
To trigger once in whenever
better than some vouchers though!!
im a wild card main
fu n fact i havent eaten anything inthe past 9 hours
and i wil lnow most likely pass out
What if they added a horse joker
to be continued
Grab a snack twin ๐ญ
why
Me too technically but half that time i was sleeping
is this some kind of hyperfocus thing that makes you forget to eat
ACTUALLY HAPPENS
What if i turned
into a catwoman
Remember to eat next time
I hope that helped
man im so hungry i could eat a
No....
horse
I dont have a funny image on my phone
its ok ill laugh hysterically
Read my mind im thinking about it rn
Ikr????? Thats crazy
I hate the needle
I did have a glass ace that could have saved me but I didnt pull it ๐
What are these numbers
Ahhhh
Hmmm, let me calculate my numbers
122/150๐ผ
Its so looooong
And not use Bull all the time lmfao
What deck do you grind
Ahh
Missing nebula and black
Can I recommend analglyph deck for grinding gold stickers! You'll come across a lot of normal runs but when you find that negative sticker, its so amazing
You can get stuff like this
Yeah I thought if that
Abstract joker maxing
I had so much + mult that run
Just had to make sure my multiplier on the right
Will ts naneinf
๐๏ธ ๐งฌ ๐ซ ๐คก ๐คก ๐คก ๐น ๐น ๐๐ ๐คต
๐ซ
Mmmm bean
Wait you can copy bean?
I am unsure of that
๐ผ๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐น โจ
I dont think?
Add some ๐งฆ
That would be too crazy
Oh
balala
Joker poker
bololo
that's what i call it lol
Im the one who pokes the joker
that's why my username on balatro is jpshiba
My username on there is uhhh
M1 i think
I played cryprid once and never again and it made my profile name M1
Modded 1
poker: joker balala
bo: jim
also this guy has like $1000 for each screenshot
solomute ๐ฃ๏ธ
is this the original balatro
He actually has mail and rebate and 20 discards
Which wouldnt get there
Thank you localthunk for inventing jokes so i could spend 16 hours a day being unfunny online
JokerPoker Balaka ๐ญ
balaka
he also invented you
aka a joker
what does this mean localthunk
Im the one who jokes
nooo i got the violet vessel, what am i gonna do
Pretend this was very funny and laugh
how's your deck look like
Ba ha ha ha ha ! ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐
pretty trash, my only red seal is a 3.
Roffle roffle
what do i copy???
rollign on the floor floor laughing excitedly
Photo
photo
Like that one like
Youtuber who plays like videogames i rhink
ok
Ok
i dont know him personally but i bet hes awesome
I dislike him
and does runs on balatro
middle finger emoji
Idk about yall i do graceful walks instead of runs
why's that?
๐คค
Let me set a scene
Woah guys
Wait we are still horsing
yall do runs .......... i do MARATHONS. be like me. #mindset #alpha #sigma #gamma #beta #male #ihatewomen
Hey.. open your door vro...
๐ฐ
-# gulp
Ante 1 charm skip canio, big blind shop trading card ๐ฅน๐คค unseeded
Sleep 3 minutes a day workout 5 weeks a day #sigmagrindset
I'm so hungry I could eat a @humble dune
No....
https://youtu.be/Gh9Dv5D5aCM this u?
protein shake
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Hi, my name is Jack Douglass. Yo...
this me
What about.... ๐
only eat the protein
chemically seperate all the protein from everything else
one single gram of carbs and you die
@grok edit balatro cola into his hand
and put him in a bikini
put the cola in a bikini
โ โ โ
@grok put ๐ด in a bikini
Ha
Say balatro... but replace latro with ron..... calm down liberals... thats called dark humor
Share and like and subscribe for more epic balatro puns like this
Are you guys married
Yes
No
lie
I ship it
who plays balatro in vertical mode
Me
is this guy the swashbuckler
Wait there's this off-brand balatro game on mobile
in real life???
And it's vertical
thank y ou local thunk for inventing pirates to maek the swashbuckler joker posisible
Aye
So i could get the game for free
I like your coat
Localthunk actually invented money so people pay for his game instead of pirating it
say delgrat but remove the delg and open the door... calm down liberals thats called dark humor
Say baron.... but remove all the letters and add mail in rebate.... calm down liberals, thats called light humor
madden up liberals.. thats dark humor
Balarto
balratto
John Madden
balala
Hello cern
You, sir, have won the internet today๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ have my UPDOOT
thanks for the gold kind stranger
I'm going to go touch gravel because there is no grass
been kinda on and off with balala lately
just playing other games
still play it occassionally
I now just play peglin
๐ด 
good run of today ๐๐๐
naneinf purple yellow deck
sell bloodstone or idol
i dont think this game is fair
sold aj
is that even possible without perkeo or some sort of insane luck?
checkered
this is winning regardless
average non black deck run
i trust idol with my life
the idol is a false prophet
one does not crucifies jesus if he wont donate you money and only you
idol never let me down
I didnt get a double pair for 3 discards and 3 hands in a row ๐ญ๐
It never lets you down until it does
and this is why pairs are better
REAL
I simply dont give Idol the opportunity to let me down
@cloud sinew i recently learnt that theres a cyberpunk skin in balatro
or at least i was conscious about it while playing the game
lol
