🕹・game-discussion

[wicked sonnet]

so it definitely can be used

but it was a lot to get it online obviously

[tardy dust]

which proves it is useful, youre just bad at the game ig

[wicked sonnet]

i had so many tarots

[wicked sonnet]

ragebait detected

[lunar zealot]

that's not how anecdotes work

[blissful fog]

I use that to transition to idol

[strange abyss]

every joker is usable in gold stake
it's all down to circumstance

[bold hamlet]

I’ve used superposition in gold stake doesn’t mean it’s good

[lunar zealot]

you're being quite rude i have to say, by the way

[tardy dust]

maybe im just that good idol likes me

[lunar zealot]

i'm literally saying nothing rude

[wicked sonnet]

idol bad for ante 8 but every joker can be used in a gold stake run

[lunar zealot]

I don't think you're taking me seriously and i don't think you're approaching this argument in good faith

[hybrid tendon]

you could just call the mods for ragebait, it's against the rules yk

[wicked sonnet]

it's hard to get online but when it gets online you win the run

[strange abyss]

I gold staked with egg so that means it's OP

[lunar zealot]

I want to give them the benefit of the doubt

[tardy dust]

thing is im not ragebaiting

[wicked sonnet]

this is true

[minor portal]

The Idol is a joker that is in balatro.

[wicked sonnet]

y'all take discord too seriously

[tardy dust]

what??? no???

[lunar zealot]

^thought terminating cliche

[wicked sonnet]

this post has been fact checked by real jimbo

[tardy dust]

why wouldnt you trance tho

[serene forge]

i might trance

you would ankh

[strange abyss]

Flowerpot can get gold stake therefore it's really good

[lunar zealot]

regardless, back to my point

[wicked sonnet]

not even 😭

[lunar zealot]

idol is only good in very specific scenarios

[strange abyss]

Just get a flush with every suit

[tardy dust]

wait how do i type the diagonal bar thingy

[lunar zealot]

if you can get idol online, you win

[serene forge]

that's something a ragebaiter would say

[tardy dust]

lovers

[lunar zealot]

but just because it does so it doesn't mean it's suddenly good

[serene forge]

ok flowerpot is bad but not because it doesnt work with flushes 😭

[wicked sonnet]

i was also participating in the discussion i just don't think some things (obvious ragebait) are worth harping over for ages

[lunar zealot]

because the existence of a high ceiling doesn't necessarily mean it can be something you're able to go for every game

[minor portal]

What if the idol has airplane mode on

[strange abyss]

yeah, I'll just get 10 lovers cards back to back and have them all get drawn every round

[lunar zealot]

if they say they're not ragebaiting i will believe them

because i want to assume good faith

[tardy dust]

why not just perkeo lovers fool

[analog mulch]

@royal ore Spotted

[wicked sonnet]

ts kinda fire

[tardy dust]

see

[wicked sonnet]

pro tip just get perkeo cryptid baron mime blueprint brainstorm every run and you win

[strange abyss]

my bad, forgot about the natrual negative perkeo in the round 1 arcana pack and the rare joker skip blueprint

[lunar zealot]

and even if this person can't understand, if i talk about idol in a public space like here it can still be informative and give people a more educated opinion on the state of idol

i like talking about balatro

[tardy dust]

yeah??? I thought it was obvious

[wicked sonnet]

bro still talking about idol 😭

[lunar zealot]

please don't call me bro

[serene forge]

"bro"

[wicked sonnet]

you're not wrong but you already made the point

[strange abyss]

My skill issues made me forgor about it

[wicked sonnet]

sorry i won't

[blissful fog]

VeRy nIcE TIp, tHz wOulD bE usEFUl iN mY FUtRE GamES

[wicked sonnet]

my mistake

[lunar zealot]

i like talking about balatro

nothing really wrong with it

[serene forge]

I hate Carp Sharp

[wicked sonnet]

you are welcome

[lunar zealot]

Carp sharp

glub glub

[tardy dust]

thats what i do

[wicked sonnet]

i thought so

[serene forge]

gogo gaga

[lunar zealot]

gogo gaga

[wicked sonnet]

given balatro loves you and gives you idol every run

[strange abyss]

that's what I call the knife I use to prepare fish

[wicked sonnet]

i thought you'd also do that

you're just more skilled than everyone else

[lunar zealot]

This feels passive aggressive

[rancid gull]

Trading card my beloved

[lunar zealot]

don't be rude

[wicked sonnet]

we are joking

😭

this is what i mean by taking discord too seriously

[lunar zealot]

it doesn't seem like it

^thought terminating cliche

[strange abyss]

we're a bunch of fools here

[tardy dust]

I know i am

[wicked sonnet]

except this wasn't terminating the thought?

[lunar zealot]

is it so bad to try foster a community that isn't irony poisoned

[wicked sonnet]

anyway look at their response it was clearly taken as a joke

because it was a joke

[tardy dust]

fork found in kitchen

[lunar zealot]

and yet the statement exists nevertheless and tone is unreadable on the internet

[serene forge]

god forbid people actually try to have interaction i suppose

[lunar zealot]

I thought you were on my side

[wicked sonnet]

knife found next to fork

credit card in the buffoon pack

[zenith raven]

lol eh whatever it worked out. Got my gold sticker on cloud 9. Would been nice to get it on Canio too tho

[lunar zealot]

et tu brutus

[blissful fog]

Maybe not, or is it? vsauce music starts playing

[serene forge]

i was being sarcastic

[lunar zealot]

ET TU BRUTUS

[wicked sonnet]

why are we taking sides aren't we just trying to chat and have fun

[strange abyss]

This just proves cloud 9 can naninf

[wicked sonnet]

this isn't an argument

[rancid gull]

cloud 9 my beloved

[zenith raven]

It’s true

[wicked sonnet]

lol

[minor portal]

As Vsauce once said, "Discord is not a good thing."

[lunar zealot]

oh that was a joke

[wicked sonnet]

what happened to vsauce

[tardy dust]

are you saying spoons are not welcome of being in a friend group? why are spoons excluded?

[strange abyss]

I mean technically you could naninf with it using enough retriggers and idols

[lunar zealot]

vsauce3 got cancer and died

[blissful fog]

I remember that line lmao

[wicked sonnet]

spoons would be found next to knife

[lunar zealot]

vsauce2 doesn't upload anymore iirc

[wicked sonnet]

i just forgot to get there

[lunar zealot]

vsauce1 michael is still active

[strange abyss]

A carp sharp even

[delicate tide]

Lowk most useless utensil

[blissful fog]

Making vids on his podcast type channel

[deep fossil]

Ew ew ew gross get it off my screen ew

[minor portal]

The spork:

[rancid gull]

8 ball my beloved

[lunar zealot]

Where's goku

[wicked sonnet]

you better not diss it anymore or else it will superimpose itself onto your screen

[tardy dust]

excuse me???? spoons are no different than others

[wicked sonnet]

do not diss the spork

[delicate tide]

Spork fulfills the duty of a spoon and has shoddy fork function

[wicked sonnet]

i love spork

[delicate tide]

So like

[strange abyss]

wdym??? Superposition is goated it got me a gold stake run once

[wicked sonnet]

spork is goated

[delicate tide]

Spork>spoon

[lunar zealot]

sporks are like

[serene forge]

i love my girlfriend

[minor portal]

It fulfills the duty of nothing, trying to do two jobs and failing at both.

[rancid gull]

superposition my beloved

[lunar zealot]

sporks are like patton oswalt

[deep fossil]

I will boil you

[lunar zealot]

he tries to do too much and fails

[delicate tide]

It does spoon decent

Being a spoon is lowk easy

[strange abyss]

imagine having a girlfriend

[tardy dust]

sporks should be in hell as an abomination, not because theyre bad but because they shouldnt exist

[junior horizon]

I find it impressive that we dknt have easter egg seeds yet

[wicked sonnet]

this is a goated statement

[minor portal]

Sporks can be a bad spoon, but they remain terrible forks.

[strange abyss]

True forks can do spoon things

[serene forge]

imagine not

[wicked sonnet]

true and real

[junior horizon]

Smt like THUNK, or DOC, or BALATRO, JIMBO, efc

[tardy dust]

bro said imagine not 😭

[deep fossil]

Oh yeah that would be sick

[delicate tide]

Yeah so like spork>spoon

[serene forge]

having a girlfriend is awesome yea

[wicked sonnet]

i know a secret seed

[delicate tide]

Bar isnt high

[wicked sonnet]

when you get to ante 8 finisher blind on gold stake

[strange abyss]

isn't the rtgame seed good?
I know it's just a coincidence

[wicked sonnet]

if you hold "R" it opens a secret seed for your next round

[rancid gull]

flower pot my beloved

[lunar zealot]

There's the bugged erratic seeds

[wicked sonnet]

follow for more balatro advice

[junior horizon]

Ye but they arent eastereggs

Yk what i mean

[lunar zealot]

If you're willing to stretch the definition

[unreal topaz]

well those aren't placed intentionally

[junior horizon]

And neither do they reference smt

[tardy dust]

bro said having a girlfriend is awesome yea 😭

[junior horizon]

Or make a joke or anythung

[lunar zealot]

they're still there aren't they

[minor portal]

At best, sporks ≤ spoons.

[wicked sonnet]

definitely not a secret seed tho

[lunar zealot]

don't call her bro

[serene forge]

you're not funny

[wicked sonnet]

just a bug

[junior horizon]

Fair enough

[minor portal]

Anyway, something something balatro.

[tardy dust]

im sorry whos her

[lunar zealot]

fork

[delicate tide]

I know this was 10 minutes ago but what rule I’m actually curious

[tardy dust]

makes cents

[strange abyss]

When I did have one it was awesome for a while

[delicate tide]

Kinda controversial but I can settle with that

[lunar zealot]

i hate sporks

I had a wooden spork given to me and it broke like so fast

literally in 1 minute

[wicked sonnet]

so you hate wooden utensils

[tardy dust]

wait do liquids not pour on sporks? like through the fork gaps?? ive never used a spork outside of kfc

[minor portal]

Forget sporks, have you seen the fork knives?

[wicked sonnet]

fortnite mentioned

[tardy dust]

hot take

[lunar zealot]

duh

[delicate tide]

Sporks have like really small bits at the end that makes it a fork

[wicked sonnet]

have you used a non wooden spork

i love sporks

[delicate tide]

So it’s like a spoon with the fork tines at the end

[lunar zealot]

Yes

the plastic spork broke too

[hybrid tendon]

according to a mod it's rule 1

[tardy dust]

ohhhh isnt the spoon smaller tho

[wicked sonnet]

have you used a metal spork

[lunar zealot]

Yes

[wicked sonnet]

real cutlery

[lunar zealot]

it was fine

[wicked sonnet]

did it break too

[tardy dust]

are you smashing them on the floor or wht

[lunar zealot]

I wanna say yes but no :(

[wicked sonnet]

cuz i'm starting to think you have superhuman strength

ohg

dang it

[zealous zinc]

no ragebait

[lunar zealot]

It's not hard to break a plastic spork

[zealous zinc]

so ur telling me if i say idol is 100% the best card and everything else pales in comparison i can get banned?

[wicked sonnet]

tell that to a newborn baby

[delicate tide]

Well I think that’s kinda dumb

[lunar zealot]

Googoo gaga

WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[wicked sonnet]

they can't do ANYTHING

[hybrid tendon]

not to that extent

[lunar zealot]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[hybrid tendon]

I think

[lunar zealot]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[delicate tide]

Don’t think they know what ragebaiting is in the context of this server

[zealous zinc]

if ur like legitimately just trying to make them upset i think its not dumb

[delicate tide]

Fair but like majority of the time it’s not for that

[wicked sonnet]

hence why the majority of the time it doesn't get enforced

[zealous zinc]

or if you are clearly being mean

[delicate tide]

Also mods are questionable sometime

[zealous zinc]

which i just scrolled up

[delicate tide]

Lots of false bans!!!!

[zealous zinc]

that dude was just being a dick

[tardy dust]

me?

[eternal kestrel]

NONE OF HIS GLASS CARDS HAVE BROKEN

WHY IS MY DAD SO LUCKY

[wicked sonnet]

oops! all glass

[zealous zinc]

indeed

[strange abyss]

he had an oops all 1s in his pocket

[zealous zinc]

maybe others wont agree

[tardy dust]

how?

[eternal kestrel]

Maybe

[zealous zinc]

will me telling you change your mind?

[wicked sonnet]

does it really matter anymore though? we've all moved on

[zealous zinc]

if not then why even explain

[lunar zealot]

i think he was trying to be funny and failed; but i wouldn't call it ragebait

[tardy dust]

if it makes sense then yeah

[zealous zinc]

and start up a second argument

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[wicked sonnet]

kami i was waiting for you to say thought terminating cliche'

[lunar zealot]

this fucking classroom is so fucking cold

[wicked sonnet]

i am very dissappointed

[tardy dust]

idk did you get mad cuz i said maybe youre not that good at the game? like, as a joke?

[zealous zinc]

i think if you are going after another person just because they are in opposition to you then you are being a bit of a dick even if its unintentional

[lunar zealot]

i don't remember you saying that

[delicate tide]

Thought provoking clause

!!!

[lunar zealot]

i just remember you saying idol is a good joker

[minor portal]

Negativity is a very good grease for the ol' social machine.

[wicked sonnet]

new statement just dropped

[lunar zealot]

which isn't really true

[tardy dust]

you literally told me ''thats mean youre being mean for no reason''

[zealous zinc]

MY HEART 💔

[lunar zealot]

I don't remember

sorry

[zealous zinc]

bro is over it

[tardy dust]

i wasnt the one that started it, you cant tell me that

[wicked sonnet]

exactly we all are

[tardy dust]

figured

[delicate tide]

Balatro game discussion memory moves fast

[wicked sonnet]

why are you bringing it back up

[delicate tide]

Too normalized

[tardy dust]

just like the game itself

[lunar zealot]

Don't call me bro

[serene forge]

dont call her bro

[minor portal]

To purchase balatro you're actually legally required to get a lobotomy.

[wicked sonnet]

we was having funny stupid conversations about sporks and forks and other doohickeys

[zealous zinc]

thats because they simply disagreed

[delicate tide]

Held r

[wicked sonnet]

wait i didn't get one

[zealous zinc]

apologies

[wicked sonnet]

when do i get one

[lunar zealot]

durrrrrr

[tardy dust]

thats bad

[delicate tide]

Gotta schedule one

[zealous zinc]

i literally did that before 😭 sorry

[eternal kestrel]

Ok so one FINALLY broke

[minor portal]

It can take up to one calendar year, there's a long wait list.

[tardy dust]

ohhh so thats what the white van was for

[wicked sonnet]

oh okay great thunk won't come kill me for violating the rules

i'll be on standby until then

[lunar zealot]

I think it's too late

He's coming

Lock your doors

Hide

[wicked sonnet]

i must surely be too intelligent to participate in the community while i am still waiting for my lobotomyu

[delicate tide]

Say hi

[lunar zealot]

he's approaching your location rapidly

[tardy dust]

jack
queen
king

[wicked sonnet]

i may fry all your minds with my genius

[zealous zinc]

If idol has a million fans, then I am one of them. If idol has ten fans, then I am one of them. If idol has one fan, then that fan is me. if idol has no fans, then i am dead. if the world is against idol, i am against the world

[wicked sonnet]

i like idol

[delicate tide]

I’m no fan of idol

[zealous zinc]

Im saddened that the idol is not an emoji in the server

[delicate tide]

Kinda mean

[wicked sonnet]

if idol has no fans, then i am one of them

or something

[lunar zealot]

it has idol in the name

[zealous zinc]

its just not the same

[lunar zealot]

Nuh uh

They're basically the same thing

[tardy dust]

just remove pare ia

[wicked sonnet]

dol

[zealous zinc]

you guys just dont get idol like i do

[tardy dust]

doll

[minor portal]

If the idol has one fan, I am certainly not them.

[tardy dust]

thats because its me

[wicked sonnet]

if the idol hits the card i want it to, i am a fan

[zealous zinc]

simply fix harder

[primal dragon]

Fuck this game bro FIX THE DATA

I just won 2 times in a row

And it DONT SAVE

[wicked sonnet]

just get negative perkeo ante 1 shop and a bunch of deaths

[minor portal]

The idol knows where the important cards are because it knows where the important cards aren't.

[tardy dust]

thats what im talking about nobody listens

[wicked sonnet]

i got no idea

[atomic trout]

My my, I found all secret hands in one run. 😨

[wicked sonnet]

did you get your lobotomy yet

maybe the two of us are just of higher intelligence

[peak plinth]

I love this card

[tardy dust]

yeah i did when I bought balatro

dude this oops all sixes is doing nothing with lucky cards

[minor portal]

Have you asked the lucky cards to trigger

[wicked sonnet]

i gotta go clean up the house before my girlfriend gets home

so she doesn't think i've just been playing balatro for three hours

[tardy dust]

why didnt i think of that

[wicked sonnet]

lobotomy probably

[primal dragon]

Thats like the most generic run ever dude

[tardy dust]

It worked they all triggered

thank you

[minor portal]

You're welcome fr

[atomic trout]

You're generic

[strange abyss]

skill issue, it got jealous that idol was getting all of your attention

[atomic trout]

Erradic does wonders though

[zenith raven]

Did you start the run not connected to the internet? That’s the only time it ever happens to me.

[tardy dust]

they all triggered again

[tardy dust]

wait thats a problem? I always play mobile balatro while offline

[strange abyss]

they felt guilty for not triggering earlier

[tardy dust]

yeahh makes cents, I even asked them nicely to

[atomic trout]

Yeh.. ded. Flush sucks

[primal dragon]

Nope it will happen at any time when you pick endless

[primal dragon]

Dont talk ill of my goat

[zenith raven]

Oh. That too lol.

[atomic trout]

But it dooeeeees 😨

It scales slower than molasses

[tardy dust]

only ante 11??? actually sucks

[zenith raven]

As long as you start the run with connection it’s fine, at least for me. I make sure to not start a new one until the next subway stop lol

[tardy dust]

I got a negative juggler if anyone cares

[eternal kestrel]

He got to ante 8 first try I‘m so angry

[tardy dust]

i feel like im only winning cuz im in white stake

[heady fable]

Fat Yorick burning joker Blueprint brainstorm run murdered by the plant 💔

[heady fable]

I got negative drunkard earlier but had to sell it for the leaf

[tardy dust]

I had a negative juggler lmao

[heady fable]

Twinning

[strange abyss]

I got a negative greedy joker from a riff raff one time
had to sell to because of

[bold hamlet]

Happens to the best of us

[heady fable]

Is greedy the diamonds one?

[heady fable]

Banana

[tardy dust]

yh

[heady fable]

I love greedy

I call him dan

[tardy dust]

thats a sin

[heady fable]

Greedy and lusty were my favourite jokers when I first got the gane

[tardy dust]

I wonder why

[heady fable]

I played nothing but hearts flush for the first week (even before I got bloodstone)

[tardy dust]

i centered around double pair when i first started playing

[heady fable]

That's fair

[sharp plank]

Double oops and cat is wild

[heady fable]

My favourite joker now is probably arrowhead and or Chad

[sharp plank]

Same

[tardy dust]

got lucky with the inv joker

[sharp plank]

Lwk my favourite jokers are oops and paredolia

[tardy dust]

same

theyre so fun to use

[heady fable]

I don't really use paredolia

[sharp plank]

Negative oops is probably the best negative in the game

[heady fable]

Oops though

[heady fable]

True

[sharp plank]

Enables so many jokers

[heady fable]

any negative utility/econ joker is really good

[neon jackal]

like bloodstone

haha

best card in the game

[heady fable]

And lucky cat

[sharp plank]

Especially bloodstone

[neon jackal]

factual

[strange abyss]

I've been betrayed by bloodstone too many times to trust it ever again

[neon jackal]

get an oops first

[sharp plank]

And let’s go gambling (multiplayer mod)

[tardy dust]

ive never gotten an oops and a bloodstone in checkered deck before

[heady fable]

I will always remember the double oops bloodstone negative lucky cat run I had earlier today (all lucky cards in hand)

[neon jackal]

erm skill issue 🤓

[heady fable]

I just couldn't find a deja Vu to cryptid 💔

[neon jackal]

i wish there was a spectral card that gave you photochad and oops bloodstone but removed a joker slot and 2 hand size

[heady fable]

I wish there was a spectral card that made one joker eternal, even below black stake

[vocal rose]

im glad this is a wish

[neon jackal]

that's a good spectral card

[vocal rose]

and nothing more

[neon jackal]

itll be implemented soon

trust me

[sharp plank]

Same (call it immortality)

[heady fable]

Learn to mod and be the change you want to see

[strange abyss]

I know but it never shows up 😔

[neon jackal]

real

i might

[neon jackal]

skill tissue 🤓

[heady fable]

I was thinking "Binding" would suit the spectral naming theme better

[sharp plank]

Yeah same tbh

[heady fable]

Get rich and roll shop

Better yet spend all your money on judgments and sell your jokers until you get an oops

[neon jackal]

this would be called "photochad and oops bloodstone but you lose 1 joker slot and 2 hand size"

is that a good name chat

[light brook]

baron mime and 300 red seal steel kings with +50 hand size and no drawback

[tardy dust]

perfect

[heady fable]

"balatro but you can only play photochad oops bloodstone" mod

[neon jackal]

50+ handsize but 300 kings? seems a little counterintuitive

[neon jackal]

yes

that'd be crazy

[neon jackal]

thank you I love the support

[light brook]

gives you some variety

[neon jackal]

i see

are they all hearts kings

by chance

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[hybrid tendon]

getting those stickers going

[serene forge]

yayyyyyy

[light brook]

only if you have bloodstone

[neon jackal]

which is always

bloodstone is my beloved

if bloodstone was a person i'd marry bloodstone

[light brook]

wait bloodstone lover loves bloodstone

[neon jackal]

shock

[heady fable]

Had a run earlier where I got triple polychrome brainstorm by ante 6 (iirc) while trying to unlock the anny joker

[serene forge]

male loneliness epidemic

[neon jackal]

is that why you're lesbian

to skew the statistics further

[serene forge]

what

[sharp plank]

Lmao wtf

[neon jackal]

idk you said male lonliness epidemic

[heady fable]

Emotional support bloodstone

[neon jackal]

and you have lesbian in your name

[peak plinth]

So cool

[sharp plank]

Isn’t that type of comment offensive

[neon jackal]

im sorry if it offended you

didn't mean for that

[heady fable]

Genuinely forgot this deck existed

[serene forge]

idk what they were trying to say tbh

[serene forge]

how surprising

the "give a random negative joker" tag gives a random negative joker

[neon jackal]

anaglyph deck in the big 26 im dead 💀

this is me dead

💀

[light brook]

my favorite deck on white stake because it’s fun to play imo

[serene forge]

I hate Negative Tag

[neon jackal]

i mean i guess bro

[neon jackal]

yeah cuz you've not gotten negative bloodstone yet

[light brook]

let me guess your favorite casual deck

[serene forge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/21_xHZy2x30

[light brook]

checkered

[neon jackal]

ghost actually

[surreal spruce]

I don’t like tags

Tags are ass

[light brook]

huh not what i expected i agree ghost is a close second

[tardy dust]

chat what r we thinkin

[neon jackal]

baron mime prep???

[light brook]

what’s the build lookin like rn

we’re gonna need a loooot of high card….

[compact gazelle]

how bout we try and win the run like a sane person and not do a pivot to baron that isnt gonna work for the 89th time

:3

[neon jackal]

16+ kings and you're set for baron mime rn

[serene forge]

no

[compact gazelle]

16 kings and you should be playing 4/5oak

[tardy dust]

see this is waht im talking about

[light brook]

w take

[tardy dust]

we gettin them next round fs

[neon jackal]

i require context

[tardy dust]

you only speak in truth

[light brook]

what is the meaning of life great bloodstone lover

wrong reply whatever

[tardy dust]

clearly a joke btw

[zenith raven]

Why are you like this

[compact gazelle]

@serene forge is this ^^ standard procedure

[tardy dust]

dude I looked away for 1 sec

[serene forge]

its not me its a macro

[neon jackal]

incredible lag

holy

[light brook]

i feel like ante 3 is a bit late for a baron build but i’ve also never had one work out so idrk

[compact gazelle]

beautiful
this is the correct way to use technology

:3

[neon jackal]

thank you

[light brook]

what is the meaning of life

[serene forge]

what's the matter

[neon jackal]

bloodstone

[tardy dust]

my jokers are fine, fibonacci and chad are carrying

[hybrid tendon]

*early, wayy too early

[serene forge]

so it's not a baron setup is what you're saying

[light brook]

wait isn’t bloodstone married to oops all sixes or are they just “good friends”

[neon jackal]

they're gym partners

[light brook]

i meant early sorry yeah

[neon jackal]

anyway indefinite hiatus of the overseer

[hybrid tendon]

yeh yeh dw

[neon jackal]

as I have to do my work

goodbye chat

[light brook]

whatever you wanna call it bro you’re getting cucked sorry to say

goodbye bloodstone lover

[compact gazelle]

theyre lesbians

every joker synergy is a lesbian couple here

[light brook]

i wish you an oops all sixes next bloodstone run

[hybrid tendon]

true

every joker is a lesbian ngl

[light brook]

i see photochad as gay lovers ngl

[hybrid tendon]

baron, mime : lesbians

[light brook]

same with baron mime

[serene forge]

bloodstone is the school troublemaker that somehow made friends with the somewhat quiet good kid

[glad viper]

huh

[serene forge]

true!

[serene forge]

yea

[serene forge]

my joker synergy is yutjiko

[light brook]

hold on imo
baron mime, photochad: yaoi
bloodstone oops, blueprint brainstorm: yuri

[serene forge]

ew no

[tardy dust]

wait what about the epic joker that gives x mult if played hand contains a straight

[serene forge]

bloodstone is not yuri

[hybrid tendon]

madness dagger : lesbians

[light brook]

yes it issss

[hybrid tendon]

yes it is

[light brook]

bloodstone is a female

THAT WAS NOT THE WIND

[serene forge]

its toxic

[hybrid tendon]

contains a lesbian

[hybrid tendon]

still yuri

[serene forge]

im referencing a real fanart someone made lmao

[compact gazelle]

our 3 day weather forecast shows high winds in #🕹・game-discussion

[hybrid tendon]

it's not toxic bloodstone just has self-esteem issues and oops tries to help her

[serene forge]

i guess

[serene forge]

ok i can get behind that actually

[hybrid tendon]

that's why it hits only 1 in 2 imes

[tardy dust]

makes cents

[light brook]

wait that’s genius

[light brook]

i can’t deal with this for three days…

[hybrid tendon]

lesbian wind

[full laurel]

me and odd todd are gay lovers sorry everyone

[strange abyss]

Baron ALWAYS wins
Just ignore

[light brook]

bro is not even steven

[compact gazelle]

"prove it"

[tardy dust]

just beat a plant lol

[serene forge]

when will the wind push me to you

[hybrid tendon]

wizard of oz aah

[strange abyss]

true, just win

[compact gazelle]

wizard of ox?

[hybrid tendon]

nooo 😭

[light brook]

sets money to zero when the wind blows

[serene forge]

balatro

reference

[strange abyss]

bovine intervention

[light brook]

man that weather forecast is right

that is some strong wind…

[strange abyss]

This is why you need a paperweight for your money

[hybrid tendon]

Cheetos drole

[light brook]

some could say a holy cow…

[hybrid tendon]

the ones odysseus' crew killed ?

[light brook]

holy epic the musicalpilled

not a bad thing btw

[hybrid tendon]

yippie

[faint linden]

There are only a few pieces out there for baritone, so whenever I get a scam call and they ask who I am, I just start singing "Modern Major General" from Pirates of Penzance

[west estuary]

i got 100% completion on the game now, and i wanna know what kinda mods there are to add a bunch more to mix the game up

any recommendations?

[light brook]

elite ball knowledge

[hybrid tendon]

^

[light brook]

crypid is the common choice

[hybrid tendon]

biggest is cryptid afaik

[faint linden]

Cryptid

[west estuary]

dang. a RESOUNDING answer. thanks!

[tardy dust]

W?

[light brook]

btw it’s like really hard to lose on crypid there’s some dummy powerful jokers

[light brook]

wee would go crazy

[tardy dust]

i got hiker to replace juggler

[light brook]

there’s one that gives mult per member in the discord i think it’s at like 4000 something so if you pick it up it’s an instant 4000xmult

[tawdry rock]

gold stake is so hard

ive spent like 2 hours trying to beat it

[hybrid tendon]

you'll get it soon !!

[hybrid tendon]

wowie that's busted

ascendant stake moment

[light brook]

it takes a bit sometimes all you need is patience

[faint linden]

There's also exponential mult

[tawdry rock]

Oh Well™ im gonna take a break

then continue feeding my addiction in a few hours

[hybrid tendon]

good luckkk

[tawdry rock]

the fog is coming

[light brook]

roffle said the only reason he doesn’t stream crypid is because if he did they’d wait on the “calculating…” screen for 2/3 of the stream because scores get so high

[light brook]

best of luck

[hybrid tendon]

lmaoo

yeah they do get kinda high

[acoustic kettle]

You have to try to not break the game for cryptid

[light brook]

you need a beefy ass computer for it too

[hybrid tendon]

my computer handles it very grealty

:p

[faint linden]

You get a "Break Infinity" achievement for going higher than e308, the vanilla naneinf

[hybrid tendon]

I do remember something like that I think yeah

[zealous zinc]

i wish roffle did modded runs like 1 day of the week

anyways speaking of mods, time to play the balatro rebalance mod im working on

[eager hearth]

do you guys think they're in a polycule

[shell rock]

just gold stickered 8ball and loyalty card in one run, how are yall

[hybrid tendon]

yes

[shell rock]

absolutely

[hybrid tendon]

yuriiiiiii

[zealous zinc]

does this imply trading card is a casual fling

its black deck time

[light brook]

5 night stand

[light brook]

5 nights…

[shell rock]

8 ante stand

[faint linden]

I still say Blueprint and Brainstorm are in a poly relationship

[light brook]

5 round stand

[hybrid tendon]

that's not necessarily what a polycule is

[shell rock]

that ones basically canon

[zealous zinc]

no but its a perishable

or wait

[hybrid tendon]

🥀

[zealous zinc]

are u saying that

nvm i might have missed the point

[eager hearth]

i don't know what this means sorry

[zealous zinc]

short term/low commitment relationship

[eager hearth]

oh

i wasn't thinking that but sure actually

[zealous zinc]

chat do u think if black deck was this, and there was no blue stake and u get 2 dollars per unused hand, it would be harder, easier, or approximately the same difficulty

[hybrid tendon]

easier

[zealous zinc]

i think the same

or at least approx same difficulty

[hybrid tendon]

yeaah

[zealous zinc]

im testing it rn

ok what if black deck before had no blue stake tho

like lets say black deck with 3 hands 3 discards on gold stake vs 2 hands and 4 discards

but u get 2 dollars per unused hand (so econ wise it is basically the same)

[hybrid tendon]

might be harder

than base black deck

cos you're way more focused on one shot

[zealous zinc]

i needa find people that are good at black deck gold stake that are willing to try this mod

[hybrid tendon]

with only 2 hands

[zealous zinc]

ye

this mod btw, just to be clear is based of drspectreds balance changes

or proposed changes

[peak plinth]

Is this best round 1 ever

The best*

[hybrid tendon]

that's definitely great

[zealous zinc]

indeed great

[hybrid tendon]

however, you don't have money anymore for the voucher by the end of the ante

[peak plinth]

Hopefully it wont matter too much!

[hybrid tendon]

well you're not going endless so maybe not, but it would definitely be great to have it

one of the best vouchers out there

[peak plinth]

OH WAIT!

I forgot I took a econ skip

Well

The voucher is gone anywyas

[zealous zinc]

i can say that flint is a massive threat early

on this new black deck

it will fuck you over

[hybrid tendon]

flint being evil as always 🥀

[shell rock]

my 5 space joker build looking at the flint in horror:

[peak plinth]

Lmao, this seed would be crazy on white stake

[hybrid tendon]

the eepy jokers

[strange abyss]

the ever reliable idol

[zealous zinc]

do i choose life or almost guaranteed death

[hybrid tendon]

SPECTRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

immolate for sure

[zealous zinc]

wait lwk

im just goated

[hybrid tendon]

hell yeahhhhhhh

[zealous zinc]

dont fucking fail me

W

[hybrid tendon]

sideeye

[zealous zinc]

IT HIT ON THE FIRST STRAIGHT

[hybrid tendon]

oh damn

did you balance the hands in this mod too ?

[zealous zinc]

wdym?

[hybrid tendon]

like

balance their usefuleness

err

so make it that pair is not dominant in strats

that goes with jokers balance

[zealous zinc]

oh like what drspectred suggested

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

[zealous zinc]

i want to add more of that video suggestions

i havent got around to it tho (im lazy)

[glossy mortar]

Cloud 9 and Constellation are an ungodly combo. Like wow. Buying every single planet grows so fast!

[full orbit]

Any tips on beating green stake?

Having a really hard time getting enough money to get off the ground without screwing myself by ante 3

[shell rock]

get good (econ)

[hybrid tendon]

save your money to get interest as fast as you can

[shell rock]

you don’t need a lot of jokers immediately

[hybrid tendon]

get an econ joker early

a good scoring or a scaling mult joker

[shell rock]

find rebate it works

[tawdry rock]

ok i need Tips™ to winning Gold™ Stake™

[full orbit]

THATS the problem. By ante 3 I have saved 25 dollars but I don’t have enough mult

[hybrid tendon]

scaling jokers fr

bus, green, red card

square, runner

not fortune teller

too hard to take off

[sharp plank]

Fuck fortune teller

[tawdry rock]

i HATE fortune teller

[hybrid tendon]

ew no, I would rather not

[tawdry rock]

the problem with gold stake is i usually get AWESOME jokers with perishable and rental on them

like i cant do much

[hybrid tendon]

errr

[tawdry rock]

plus when i do get an okay joker it usually isnt enough to beat the blinds

[full orbit]

Do I buffoon?

[sharp plank]

Perishable jokers pmo

[sharp plank]

Go next

[hybrid tendon]

I'd say don't be too afraid to take rentals or eternals if it means you can survive, a rental eternal is not good tho so try to hold off of these, but if it can make you survive take them

[hybrid tendon]

er sure

[wary crypt]

Blue deck gold stake done

[hybrid tendon]

yippie

[wary crypt]

And yes I used baseball :/

[hybrid tendon]

rely more on planets too

[hybrid tendon]

baseball is awesome

don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[tawdry rock]

that tracks

[wary crypt]

I have so many jokers left to get a gold stuck on 😭

[full orbit]

Huh?

[sharp plank]

The joker or the catgirl

[tawdry rock]

that baseballs

[wary crypt]

Well then again that is only my 4th deck completed on gold stake

[glossy mortar]

Can madness destroy madness?!?

[tawdry rock]

huh?

[hybrid tendon]

the catgirl ?

[wary crypt]

Yes

[full orbit]

That’s so SIDS

[glossy mortar]

Awwwww damn it

[sharp plank]

@fervent wolf

[hybrid tendon]

not itself but if it's another one and they're not eternal yes

[glossy mortar]

I thought i found something insane

[wary crypt]

Unless it’s eternal

[sharp plank]

She’s cute af

[tawdry rock]

sids, huh?

that baseballs

[hybrid tendon]

maybe idk

I meant the joker

but if you think she's awsome then great

[hybrid tendon]

don't worry about it then lol

[full orbit]

Al is hilarious

[wary crypt]

Someone give me my next deck to get to gold. I’ve done red deck, blue deck, erratic deck and ghost deck

[glossy mortar]

I feel like they should have made maness immune to madness.

[tawdry rock]

im glad someone got it

[hybrid tendon]

yellow of course

[wary crypt]

So true

[wary crypt]

I knew it

[glossy mortar]

Like finding an ahnk should be a god play with madness

[full orbit]

Black deck. Feel the pain

[glossy mortar]

Becase madness is useless otherwise

[wary crypt]

I’m either doing that or painted last

[zealous zinc]

ok lwk i think this black deck shit is acc harder nvm

[hybrid tendon]

madness is not necessarily meant to be played with itself

[patent sail]

lmaooo i got todays balatrodle in one 😭😭

[zealous zinc]

if u cant one shot its over

[hybrid tendon]

lmaoo

[zealous zinc]

cause chances are you are playing a high tier hand

[sharp plank]

I got it in 4

[zealous zinc]

cause u need to one shot

and if u cant draw it twice ur dead

[glossy mortar]

I mean. It can’t be played with anything else xD it’s a completely useless joker unless you are willing to lose 100% of your joker slots for it. It’s basically a significantly worse version of dagger.

[patent sail]

and even that because i misclicked the actual option i wanted to choose, thats a 1/150

[hybrid tendon]

madness really pops off after black stakes

[zealous zinc]

madness + eternal = stonks

[tawdry rock]

HAHA i got it in 2

[summer jay]

Meanwhile space joker:

[zealous zinc]

it didnt fail me lwk

the run just had 0 xmult and i took 2 rentals and that prolly crippled my econ (tbf one was mail in tho so maybe it didnt)

[hybrid tendon]

madness + something like eternal green or rtb is just winning lol

[serene forge]

most skilled photochad and plasma deck user

[zealous zinc]

bro could have brought one glass

and prolly lived

[hybrid tendon]

glass definitely clears that

there's a brainstorm

[zealous zinc]

1 glass is like 32x

[lunar zealot]

Time to take my pills

[zealous zinc]

avg balatro reddit scenario

[hybrid tendon]

kami about to act like a baby

[lunar zealot]

Oh shut up

[serene forge]

gogo gaga

[lunar zealot]

lowered the dose so it won't be nearly as loopy

[hybrid tendon]

ohhh

[lunar zealot]

but it should still work

[serene forge]

i wish i had my pills already

[glossy mortar]

Yup. Madness dies at ante 4.

[hybrid tendon]

are you playing madness alone ?

😭

[zealous zinc]

are we joking or being fr

[glossy mortar]

Idk why i wasted my time trying that ngl xD

[patent sail]

top 10 smartest plays?

[fervent wolf]

I am the Joker too

0_0

[lunar zealot]

This is not hrt

[glossy mortar]

I thought maybe madness wouldn’t suck if you get it shop 1.

[serene forge]

i am aware!

[peak plinth]

Can I have some more jokers please

[glossy mortar]

Nope. It sucks all the time.

[hybrid tendon]

then you are as awesome as the joker

[patent sail]

it doesnt lmaooo

[glossy mortar]

Madness in F tier.,

[hybrid tendon]

are you playing on white stake or something ?

[sharp plank]

I’m also a joker look

[zealous zinc]

they are playing on ragebait tier

[zealous zinc]

its the hardest stake

[hybrid tendon]

true

[glossy mortar]

Nope. Black stake.

[fervent wolf]

Stop showing us your 2025 highlights

[glossy mortar]

I used an ankh on it. Madness ate madness. Next time read the chat 5 head.

[serene forge]

bro

are u serious

[patent sail]

this person blocked me because we mass horse reacted their bad takes yesterday lmao

[hybrid tendon]

why would you ankh a non eternal madness first of all

[sharp plank]

UwU

Wtf does that mean

[serene forge]

amphy must know something we don't

[glossy mortar]

Because the other 2 options were worse lol.

[lunar zealot]

What a rude way to start a conversation

[zealous zinc]

ragebait detected: opinion rejected

[glossy mortar]

I did it for the lols

[fervent wolf]

You aren't me or Skinky OwO

[hybrid tendon]

skip ?

[shell rock]

repost

[zealous zinc]

nothing was worse than that

[serene forge]

then sell the fucking madness

[sharp plank]

Lol

[serene forge]

after ankhing

if you had to

[patent sail]

they were also rude yesterday saying shit like "aj sucks im never picking it again" ✅✅

[zealous zinc]

HOW DARE THEY

[serene forge]

they probably use bloodstone

[glossy mortar]

Yeah… -1 hand size and losing my ability to flush was worse.

[zealous zinc]

MY BEAUTIFUL "1.5x for [suit]"

[zealous zinc]

ok u right

[deep fossil]

Spamtong

[zealous zinc]

im being a hater

[glossy mortar]

I wish there was some way to add stickers. Like then madness would be usable at least.

[serene forge]

I hate Weegee

[hybrid tendon]

no no no they could have sold the ankhed

[shell rock]

-# i dont like ancient joker either
but still bad opinion or something

[patent sail]

AND THEY BLOCKED ALL OF US FOR TRYING TO PROVE THEIR TAKES ARE ASS

[serene forge]

there is, it's called playing on black stake

[heavy heron]

uh oh..

this again huh..

[glossy mortar]

I cheked. It was $3. I knew i wasn’t winning anyways so i just let it happen.

[glossy mortar]

I was on black stake.

[serene forge]

send the seed

[lunar zealot]

I have like half an hour until my painkillers kick in

[serene forge]

you need to know

when you play with madness

[lunar zealot]

Can we just say mid

[patent sail]

prolly didnt save

[serene forge]

you cannot afford to be picky

[fervent wolf]

Repost

[shell rock]

hot take, black stake is the best stake

[heavy heron]

not the biggest fan, personally... of superposition..

[minor portal]

If only there was a mid option.

[lunar zealot]

superposition is bad but not awful

[deep fossil]

Who the freak put good yall are idiots

[serene forge]

if you see a decent eternal you must pick it up

[patent sail]

TRUTH

[peak plinth]

Hehe, so many gold stickers

[acoustic kettle]

Good but not good enough to be good

[hybrid tendon]

definitely one of my favs

[shell rock]

oh hey madness

[glossy mortar]

I don’t have it. I died and left as i usually do when i die xD who saves a dead seed.

[serene forge]

because you won't always be able to find a great joker thats also eternal

[patent sail]

madness won me several runs

[tawdry rock]

i love balatro

especially when it balatros

[serene forge]

its ok

[sharp plank]

Seed?

[lunar zealot]

we save dead seeds a lot in case there are ways to optimize

[heady fable]

Mmm burger

[patent sail]

we do?

[serene forge]

its tarot gen you cant ask for much

[shell rock]

madness won me like 2 runs but i still like it

[zealous zinc]

theres a fable. its basically how there are these 3 monkeys trying to light a fire, and they catch a firefly and try to use it to light a fire. then a bird comes along and tells them that it wont work, and that a firefly isnt actually made of fire. the monkeys dont listen, the bird keeps telling the monkeys that it wont work until the monkeys get irritated and grab the bird and kill it.

the moral of the story is let bygones be bygones

[serene forge]

worst tarot gen tho

[hybrid tendon]

I'm not gonna say it's bad, because it's not, youy didn't put decent so I put good

[heavy heron]

madness sucks :(

LOOK AT THE CLIP BIG DOG BEFORE YALL REACT

[patent sail]

OMG finally i get a chance at getting to use wee

[deep fossil]

Literally the worst joker in the game but okay

[zealous zinc]

tarot generation is tarot generation

[lunar zealot]

Seance is worse

[serene forge]

showman:

[fervent wolf]

Meow~ :3

[zealous zinc]

lol no

[serene forge]

idol:

baron:

[hybrid tendon]

oh you're ragebaiting

[glossy mortar]

I’m still trying to just collect every joker. I don’t care about optomizing things. Especially since seeded runs actually hurt your chances at finding new jokers.

[serene forge]

bloodstone:

seance:

[heavy heron]

i sent a video showing how good my madness was, i was being sarcastic

[shell rock]

chicot:

[minor portal]

people will dislike madness but enjoy sac dagger

[sharp plank]

Cutest kitty ever

[deep fossil]

At least seance gives spectrals

[deep fossil]

Nope

[lunar zealot]

learning is still an important part of the game i'd say

[serene forge]

no it doesn't

[fervent wolf]

Thank you hehe >_<

[zealous zinc]

its also infinitely harder to hit

[deep fossil]

Doesn’t it?

[lunar zealot]

to learn to route a seed is to learn economy and score thresholds

[slow iris]

that title goes to throwback

[hybrid tendon]

true

[serene forge]

it doesn't give spectrals because it never fucking triggers ever

[zealous zinc]

seance is lowkey only relevant in endless imo

[heady fable]

One time I had a madness that was already at like 3x by ante 3 and saw an ankh in the shop and thought "oh cool I can get two madnesses"
It ate the other madness

[zealous zinc]

its basically never going to be usuable unless the stars align in ante 8

[serene forge]

yea

[patent sail]

i think i know a joker worse than superposition...

[shell rock]

only relevant in endless and multiplayer

[deep fossil]

And superposition does?

[heavy heron]

yea... you don't really think about it..

[serene forge]

yes

[minor portal]

🛰️

[heady fable]

Bloodstone hates you too don't worry

[shell rock]

can i be honest i hate credit card

[serene forge]

straight is easier to land than straight flush

[zealous zinc]

superposition is far more consistent and tarots are more important than spectrals

[serene forge]

it's not rocket science LMAO

[zealous zinc]

it does

its really not that hard

[hybrid tendon]

it's literally just an ace straight, it's not that bad

[slow iris]

Throwback

[lunar zealot]

so many type a chatters rn

[glossy mortar]

I mean. I am learning. I learned that madness is actually useless. Like I thought maybe just maybe it would be usable if you get it early and get eternals but with no eternals in the shop there isn’t any way to make it usable.

[patent sail]

no no, even worse than that...

[serene forge]

blloodstome

[deep fossil]

Straight and an ace for just a tarot is not good tho

[lunar zealot]

Madness isn't usable without eternals a lot of the time

[patent sail]

reddit ass take

[serene forge]

it's not

[zealous zinc]

its pretty ok

[serene forge]

nobody said its good

we're saying it's not trash

[lunar zealot]

It's a fine joker

[shell rock]

if im picking up credit card i am accepting that i will never get good econ, and if i sell credit card i have no econ at all

[serene forge]

because it's not

[lunar zealot]

just niche

[deep fossil]

It kinda is tho

[zealous zinc]

it kinda isnt

its still a tarot

[lunar zealot]

eh nah

[zealous zinc]

a tarot is a tarot

[heady fable]

I've had several straight builds work
I've had only ONE straight flush build and it was only because I was on plasma deck and got an early arrowhead + world

[lunar zealot]

Tarot gen is tarot gen

[hybrid tendon]

tarots are deckfixing

[heavy heron]

madness

[serene forge]

seance is trash for straight flush btw

[shell rock]

superposition isnt… horriblr

[glossy mortar]

If there was a way to ensure eternals like a spectral that added it, or maybe a tag that made jokers have it, then madness wouldn’t be useless, but with no way to actually obtain eternals, it’s basiclaly just a spray and pray.

[zealous zinc]

basically any tarot is useful

[minor portal]

Superposition isn't even in the top ten worst jokers

[lunar zealot]

There's smart play ofc

[hybrid tendon]

no but you don't understand anecdotal evidence makes it bad

[lunar zealot]

Madness doesn't delete a joker when a boss blind is selected

[zealous zinc]

seance is also double worse because a lot of spectrals are actually just bad

[compact gazelle]

seance has that small chance to pop another 1 in 4 chance to really help your straight flush build out

[slow iris]

throwback is the worst joker in the game I HATE THROWBACK. I HATE THROWBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[patent sail]

i cant horse react you because you blocked me, consider this message a horse reaction

[lunar zealot]

so get lots of econ jokers ans such

[heavy heron]

ahhh you're right you're right

that's the mistake i made

[zealous zinc]

basically every tarot is good tho

[glossy mortar]

I hate superposition, but even i agree with that. I’ve managed to make it work once. That’s more than so many other useless jokers.

[deep fossil]

Yeah but there’s so many tarots it makes getting something you actually want from superposition really rare

[serene forge]

dw i helped you out

[lunar zealot]

Brotherrrr my painkillers havent kicked in yet

Ughhhh

[patent sail]

thank you twin 🙏

[serene forge]

i think you just don't value tarot gen as much as you should

[heady fable]

I won with throwback earlier trying to get the speedrun achievement done