#🕹・game-discussion
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Even though he should js do it on checkered deck and get smeared
Why would smeared be good on checkered?
Bc then u can always use the club and diamond buffs aswell
Gonna be big dagger :3
i barely won this one. never felt this uncomfortable ngl
Dayum
Wait what does cerulean bell do again I lwk cant remember
forces one card to be selected
Is anaglyph the best c++ deck?
Ohh right
double tag negatives is the way
altho i prefer doing it without anaglyph and just play normally
I just got the negative tag on ante 9 with gold stake 🥲
CHAT I DID IT
gg
True but I think the wildcards are funnier
But worse
proceeds to die do basically any suit debuffer boss
Ah there's only 4
Yeah but this build idea is just meant for fun not to be super good
Ik
balala
black deck gold stake won thanks to bone man
thank god this nightmare is over
+5 gold stickers too
good job bone man
hit new run as fast as you possibly can
boned
never playing black deck again 🙏
but that's now 9/15 gold stickered decks
the remaining 6 are all on purple still
this run wasn't bad i got the holo stuntman in first shop and a business card a bit later
duo came up for some extra scoring and sorta just filled the roster out from there
i know a bug where you can select gold stake on a deck you unlocked it on and while its selected you switch to another deck and you can literally play gold stake on a deck you haven't unlocked it on
plasma done yet?
i only have pretty easy ones left
that was my second!
I'm still getting c++ on my other platforms and switch is on plasma purple rn 
yea easy enough
i never take this right? it jsut kills me?
I enjoyed my time in green
2 hands and 2 discards is hell
dont
8 ball is when you wanna look for value, have money, and have score tbh
but yeah the buffoon pack is right there
oh im doing jokerless
black deck gold stake jokerless
yessir
insane behaviour
Chat do we sell the brainstorm 🙏
yeah its cooked
what is this build gng
What do I need to add/start doing
I got a oujia and it landed on jack and I thought hell yeah boiii
if only you didn't have that eternal hallucination
ggs
fr
no flush levels at all
who tf takes an eternal hallucination
idk if im just bad but furthest ive gotten is ante 5
hey man all I need are 3 more wins and I am completionist+
the fact that you are trying this means you're not bad
You will succeed
you should change your name to C+ruiser
its funnier and cooler
bloodstone first stop checkered deck
lol I could
How to make glass cards never break
idk half the time im just relying in early blue seal + okay deck fixing
immolate + trans is like the dream start
Don’t worry about deck fixing when you’re first learning
also just hope you dont face like the mouth ante 4
trans card adds a blue seal to your cards
mmm
I go most winning rounds without a blue seal btw
yrah but i dont get jimbod so
i kind ahave to do planets
and early game econ is also fucked for black deck
ALSO can someone please explain to me what the Best Win Streak stat in your profile stats means
because most of the time its random ass numbers with a bracket next to it
people play balatro one time and make it their whole personality. Not everyone though.
First one is how many times you have won in a row
balatro memers
Fuck crimson heart
second is what you are currently on
🗿
ok makes sense
yuck
yooo only 2 more
Actually the game that really resonated with me last year was Dispatch so I bought a mug from the merch store and that bih was flimsy as hell
bunch of bloodstone haters here smh
lets goooo
what going on with these horses
horse reaction means you said something really dumb
i get the best suit joker on a deck where half my cards are that suit off the jump
alright buddy jimbo
"bloodstone" "best suit joker"
what's thje best suit joker then
arrowhead/onyx
Yeah I mean for gold stake I would rather a diamond one
purp stake
imo bloodstone is the second best
arrowhead was part of my second gold stake win
*fourth
i had two copies of it on plasma
what's wrong with this image?
this is lowk fine tho
it is lowkey not fine whatsoever
you have plenty of hands left
2 bloodstones
how is it ok that a flush with 2 bloodstones and 2 hacks scores 100k ☠️
move the blueprint to bloodstone and ez win
they literally have the perfect bloodstone vuild and scored like not even enough to beat amber acor
n
ok not perfect
oops would be better than a second bloodstone
lower expected value
Man I just finished a bloodstone run
bloodstone is literally unusable without dice
factual
bloodstone is the best joker period
not siut joker
just joker
in general
photo carry
Damn
Dre, you're ass.
thank you
gang
even amongst bloodstone glazers
ive never seen this extreme of a take
but somehow not second to yorick
Nah bro second to immortal cola
or ANcient joker who is a straight upgrsde if you know how to think
you're right
I mean I love bloodstone but it’s not the best joker in the game
cola cant spawn eternal
Bloodstone is just peak in Checkered Deck
yorick is the worst legendary in the entire game
???
wait I swear I got one
bloodstone is the best joker
of all time
yorick is the best legendary
objectively incorrect
"objectively"
oh no I didnt get immortal cola
hoker
I got negative cola with open joker slots
oh no a typo
negative cola 😭
you win the argumebt
bloodstone lovers when they bleed out on a park bench in the snow
best way to die oat
what do you mean
specially in the dark
with little illumination
Hey man if you are a bloodstone lover thats kinda what you want
So try Canio in abandoned deck without pareidolia, and show to us how useful he is
my male fantasy is sharing laughs and drinks with my dearest friends :3
no...?
thanks
but ill pass
just sold perishable gros michel because it was right about to die, used a judgement I had to replace it, and got a stickerless gros michel lmaooooo
Meow ^>_<^
this is a silly poijt
canio is really good
wait thats attainable now
nuzzle
this is just sad
He's good actually, but not so useful sometimes, depends about rng btw
just that everyone I know busy
canio is pretty close to yorick in power
canio can have faster results but the consistency of rick beats it if we rank them
yeah. gros michel isn't a synergiser with bloodstone but I do want cavendish
pov baron
23 discards for +1x mult is buns
yorick scales faster than madness even on blue stake
If you don't catch hanged you're fuck
what
its 23 cards discarded not 23 discards
whats the dude that like kills discards
23 cards discarded is roughly 5 discards
burglar
not even a full anye
you get what i mean
balatrodle in 5
I thought these were ||common|| ngl...
card destruction in general is not always guaranteed
no i really dont
no you understood it perfectly
two very different things
meaning you got it
and then glass
i didnt understand it i corrected you
glass becoming plexiglass under canio
becaus eyou said something false
evidently
your time is not yet
dude thats how i wanna go out though
do you now ?
better than in a war tbh
absolute shocker
gang balatro on console is so bright how i reduce it
"I wanna die for a war that solely fills the pocket of billionaires"
imagine a gunshot wound to like the shoulder where it hits an artery that you can't stop the bleeding for but it takes a while to completely bleed out of
in the snow, on a bench, in a forest-like dark park
your screens lighting level ig
Oh boy you're gonna grab it and look at your hand then limp to the bench
Your console settings
exactly
cinematic
idk its like a silly fantasy
fantasizing about dying sounds unhealthy
it is
i am unhealthy
unhealthily in love with bloodstone
Guys do you think jokerless is impossible if you get 5 immortal oops all 6s? (really any other jokers)
not with a bloodstone
why would it be???
you can use lucky cards
yeah thats what I was thinking
yes
yiu can still use glass
steel
glasses would havw to be pocket
insta-break
polychrome
not really worth
still could be used to clear tough blinds
how long would you survive without glass on jokerless
like ante 6 i think
you could beat a whole run without glass on jokerless
mhm, that scoring req
2/5/26 balatrodle in 5
im saying its low as shit
blue seals clear
and also planet levels
ph
yes because then its not jokerless
i thoight you were sarcasm
Yeah I knew someone would say that
dont think thats the point of the wuestion
thats what the () are for
any joker is not jokerless
im just being silly ok
smh
dont smh me
smh
shaking my hand
shaking my hat
smh my head
alright question
do you think it's possible to win a game of jokerless with 5 immortal 8 ball jokers with the all 10 of spades deck
sma
smb
🤫
:3
It would be just as easy as jokerless...
it wouldn't be jokerless, but easily clearable yeah
that would be a cakewalk
5 immortal value generators
like 1 standard pack and ggs
im surprised at the answers
you dont have to utilize the 8balls
just play it like normal jokerless but you have guaranteed flush 5s
truth
easy as fuck
having any jokers makes it not jokerless
boring
thats beside the point
Like thats why 5 dice is actually a challenge, as it means no reliant on glass
its a hypothetical and jokerless in this definition is not using any negative jokers
the real challenge is jokerless but you have 1 eternal showman
temperance exists for a reason
rental too so temperance sucks
wheel + ankh spam
that's so dumb istg
in jokerless you have 0 joker slots
The real question is jokerless, but you can buy any joker, only if you have the money for it, and it shows up in the shop, and jokers are allowed to show up in the shop
you're right
normal gameplay ??
thats difficult
very difficult
i don't know man
balatro challenge where your whole scored hand becomes one of the cards in it after scoring
noooo but like its like jokerless tho
what are you saying 😭
hes baiting
its like jokerless without any of the aspects of jokerless
or just joking
its a conceptual challenge
yea gimme a nothing with no pizza
Yeah im just doing a haha funy
that's like saying doing a goldstake but only the first stake challenge applies
id play that
if only it existed
😭
guys but like what if like you had balatro but like instead of like cards you had blocks and it was 3d and not turn based and like you could move around and go to multiple dimensions, and like defeat the ender dragon
so like balatro but like instead of like cards you had blocks and it was 3d and not turn based and like you could move around and go to multiple dimensions, and like defeat the ender dragon
I think thunker should add this
I should fr
hey man dont copy me, this is my original idea
Balatro needs ads between each hand played
yeah the game's too understimulating
i agree with cleb
lets riot to add ads
I
right?
We need a splitscreen of someone else playing balatro while we play
holy ideas
this is a goldmine
I'm gonna cry
meow :3
meow meow
and half of the screen has to be someone cutting sand with a knife
mrrrrp
what if there was an ad card and each time you watch it gets +1 mult and there are like checks to make sure you arent afk or smth
jesus christ you're a genius cleb
And then they sponsor raid shadow legends with a balatrillion explosions, sponsored by Michael Bay
oh my goodness
and another half would be subway surfers gameplay
don’t forget the subway surfers
and family guy funniest moments
twin
and it's vertical
like the game on vertical
I could have won Purple Stakes 🥵
what does this mean
twin/k
Purple Stakes Violent Cup is 1.2 Million Chips
oh
I one shot it.
Well I mean assuming you survive until the boss
this explains why you like bloodstone so much
Oops all mult
easiest run ever
all because of bloodstone
copy the bloodstone
not the trib
yes exactly
Eternal bloodstone 🔥
it was becuase of the bloodstone
exactly
i got it first shop
holy
copy uranus
godlike run
eternal bloodstone first shop is so ass
amazing*
deck could be all hearts I would still not take it first shop
actual god run
in fact I wouldn't take bloodstone at all unless I already have oops beforehand
jokerless, but you have 10 not eternal bloodstones, winnable?
easiest game of my life
unwinnable
damn everyone a bloodstone hater
I hate Bloodstone
except me ❤️
you will be too one day
bloodstone sucks
Nuh uh
that's just jokerless but you start with 34 dollars instead of 4
easy win
i hate showman
true
you wouldn't sell my beloved bloodstone
I would
no
not
i refuse
you're right i'd do that instead
I'd sell it for 1$ even
how DARE you
i'd sell it for -10 dollars
dagger is the LOWEST of the lows
i'd be willing to lose 10 dollars to get rid of bloodstone
yeah cuz i'd want dollars not follars
dagger is leagues better than bloodstone
youre so funny
if I had 4 bloodstones and in the shop was a bloodstone a blue print and a brainstorm im taking the bloodstone 🔥
thats what i like to hear
I'll just let them be destroyed by Madness
(I just deleted showman)
damn I lost the game
madness my goat
W set up?
madness is so good
you
face card spam???
On ante 2
you can have your own opinions but dont correct other people's opinions its very obnoxious
how
Yea
bro how its ante 2
can't tell if this is bait or not
bro got the full house
no
you don't have to agree with me lmao just ignore it
???
I took a skip and found a showman and a foil face
im madness
crazy
Then the next shop got another Chad and face
freaky
Ante 1 showman the goat
w pfp btw
Then one lass face
oh yeah
pay no mind
Tyty
blub stone
blub blub blub
chudstone
chadstone*
glug glug
chudstone
gogo gaga
call it chudstone the way nothing ever happens
chudstone when the alpha male rough gem appears
truth nuke
yikes
So scared face right
just cuz if i say "bloodstone is good" and you say "no it's bad" is that not correcting? idk maybe i'm stupid i do use bloodstone after all
no thats you articulating your opinion
Well it would be more balanced 3/4 instead of 5/3
and is that not what they did?
Yo I actually love ouija
i mean i guess
idk
Nah bro keep the full house chad scary face
But also this run is trying to evolve so probably scary
Round one oujia, what you want it to hit
oops! all sixes deck
okay all good
if you're going for 6th sense then 6s if you're going for baron mime then kings
Prolly nines for cloud nine
also a good one
all valid
I'm skipping
The -1 hand size makes it not so great for mime stuff
true
nothing because i dont take weegee because it is bad
Even truer tbh
damn
I hate Weegee
NO WAY BRO
I hate Sigil
this is the oops all 6s run
The lion takes ouija for walkie talkie
the lion hits aces and regrets everything

i don't think i've taken oujia much at all
same
yeah its not very good
-1 hand size is too detrimental for something that might not even be good
RIP…..coulda been a legendary run
canio is good gmg
oujia = red card synergy
skip less
wut
true!
what about BURGLAR joker?!
you skip weegee because it is bad
Yeah but I have no way of destroying face cards unfortunately
is BURGLAR JOkER GOOD
BURGLAR MY GOAT
yes
you can always find hanged man
you always have one
oujia in spectral pack --> skip for +3 mult
oh my god bro its peak
hanged man exist
true
So peak
alright
I’m not gunna survive the next round lol
"its peak"
look inside
0 scoring jokers
I hate Bloodstone
The water shivers when the burglar loses his temper
probably should've found a real scoring joker in 5 antes then huh
bro my scoring joker is ouija
thats a spectral you buffoon
Good game....😭🔥
Jenius
Ok? Probably don’t have to be so condescending tho huh
I gotta hand it to you, that's a good start
Planet was at x13
planet lol
Honestly just play bonus cards you’ll probably win the round
beautiful
???
maybe if they were on plasma
Same
I either score in the millions or 1k by ante 4
Two polychrome chads could get score high enough depending on planet
W
you're in no position to complain
It's a good thing you looked inside the buffoon pack 
Goodbye scary face
Wtf are you going on about? It’s a game.
what the oopsndoing
one more card (bloodstone) and you win till ante 39
Lucky cards
I have a bunch of lucky cards
lol we shall see!
Emotional support
cool
$20 is $20
factual
Yeah glass would do good
Nah idol can't naneinf unless you have like 7 different negatives on plasma so bloodstone cant
Ello ello
nahhh im positive bloodstone'll get it (joke)
idk gang i wasnt the one complaining about getting a canio

It's the moral victory that matters
dude folded under 0 pressure
i guess weegee isn't a very good scoring joker after all
play terraria
W pfp
minecraft
thanks
idk i dont play that
Stronghold?
hey man its like about as good as any b-c scoring joker
i won't because all my friends play terraria and i want to be contrarian
no it isnt
its a utility
Like literally 95% of my friends play terraria so i wont
like its lowk better then a barnanar
it's not stone brick
where the fuck did canio go
lol I sold it and re-rolled trying to get a scoring joker
holy shit you win
The lion sells canio for a scoring joker
he didnt even get one
The lion likes to gamble a little bit
for some reason that happens like so often to me
Now what needs to be sold
what a useful fucking buffoon pack ante 1
bro

hold r
the lion is STUPID
Just Chad goes right
It’s the best lol
take idol fo sell value
I am not
i HATE flower pot
no
:(
Even with a speculative oops
im js trolling tbh
kill photo fr
no its better to sell s chad i thinks
Give me your seed
sell blooodstone
not worth
i can't even take it
u could sell bs and pray for chicot
Nah bro there’s a negative perkeo in there trust
*chicot
i can't it's eternal
Chigoat*
i meant brainstorm
Bloodstone abbreviated is BS need I say more
chat, is there somewhere specific i should post modded gameplay?
ik
Guys
new Stroker
idea
Funny Joker 
When 6 or 7 are played, +6 mult and +7 chips
W or L
w

:p
:D

L
I think I'll live
punished for using bloodstone
Hi guys I want to know what should I do here, Im currently playing flushes but I dont think ill last another ante
Give up
KILL SPACE STROKER 
.
it hasnt upgraded nothin since i bought him
or hanging chad
ngl doesnt look like it does anything there
yes that's why it
gotta die
I got an idol in the shop does it do anything for my build
roll until you reach the interest limit and try to look for something to replace space joker
if you're
lucky then yea
i got it from a judgement and I havent had anything to replace it with
saw that
chat
cryptid is a very fun mod
If you can thin out your deck enough it should be good
already bought it soz
idol is like the 2nd worst joker in the game
still better than chad
ragebait^
huh
yuh
Keep it for now, might be good later
Why’s everyone clowning on it lmao
hollddddd
it's not good
its only good if you only have like 1 rank in your entire deck
not really anything good to say about it
would your
opinion change if I
stab you to death
I will call mods
E used it so many times

@neon jackal your fantasy big dawg
even then it has to be a good rank to dupe lmao
and you're still vulnerable to boss blinds and such
this is why you suck at this game
Tbh i just checked and orange 🍊
nuh uh
idol bad
Actually idol is carrying
so not in gold lmao
ragebait^
103 million calculations and 4 seconds below an hour of waiting for one hand
have u
yes, actually
Have u
nope
and i know that idol is laughably bad because of it
Nice but I feel like it’s niche on gold stake
my biggest score before idol was about 20k and now i reached 100k
it’s good for all the other stakes
yes
my biggest score is naneinf
pls
niche is way too kind
high score means nothing
this fucking sucks
I meant on this run
i appreciate you
doesnt matter
would you
like to be stabbed to death
YES
YES
if that mattered then bloodstone would be good
which it is
YOOOOO, thank you riff raff
you either do face cards or low cards then pair it with it's corresponding retrigger
Fun for high score runs but it takes a lot of setup, so it's not good for winning higer stakes

not to death he wants to stumble onto a bench in the snow while the streetlights are lit and die there
preferably
I don't think idol is salvageable in its current state
4x mult instead of 2 will do the trick
yeah it does, i would've died since 5 rounds
o7
Yea I died on ante 12
Idol should just pick suits but changes every hand
I'm fine with it as it is, I would nearly never use it to win a gold stake run
is your evidence that idol is good
aw man
My dad is playing without me, and he has NO money jokers
but it's basically a triboulet for any card
an anecdote for a situation in which idol is usable

Got out scaled
yeah it is saving my run
is this your argument
is your argument an anecdote
it was a very good run in the beginning though
blocked
And it is again
big part ab Idol
is that it activates on play which is kinda bad ngl
I hate Swishbonkler
should've been blocked a long timea go
Idol is working for me, hence its good in my current run
yeah true
Your argument is an anecdote
the only time I can think idol would be useful in a non highscore run is if you just so happen to have idol land on a rank and suit you were already gonna use
anecdotes are weak arguments
i don't think i have to explain why that argument can't hold up
but even then it's VERY inconsistent
FINALLY won orange stake
how do people
use Burnt Joker

photochad prevails
Hell yeah
then cry about it idk
orange***
W
HOW
you press the red button with "discard" on it 
and skipping saves it
yea but it sucks lowk
Free level every round
+2 mult per round
I hate Baron
I love this game. I had a bunch of negative consumables, and I didn't really need them, so I sold them. As they each added $1 to my cash, I laughed at the massive impact they make on my $5.687e15
it sucks for anything that isn't pair or high card
burned joker is op as fuck
so it's really good
because you should almost always be playing pair or high card
three of a kind?
Because pair is meta
Bouta play some Balatro
it's like a blue seal but you get it during the round
so it's solid enough
is that roblox i see
hell yeah
wait yeah 😭
With enough set up to draw it at least twice
how didn't I notice that
I hate Photograph
Check the collelloc
Where
most mature idol user:
idk man you're the one making a scene because idol killed your family or smth
that's not very nice
Wdym bro that’s Balatro not Roblox
oh my bad
i think she's just pointing out that idol is only good in very specific situations and even then is supersedeable by other on-scored xmult jokers due to sheer inconsistency
time to win gold stake
idol isn't a good joker but it does have good niches
yet anecdotes alone cannot prove that good niches exist
an argument should be based on something solid
and im pointing out its not true, my deck is not specific at all and its carrying
for the moment it is
but that's not something that can ever be fully relied on
consistency is everything in balatro
for the moment until when? when I beat ante 8?
My perkeo
until you get a bad boss blind or a bad idol roll or a bad draw
idol has a strong ceiling but to compensate it has too many weaknesses
Cert+holo ftw
one of it being inherent to being a usable joker in the first place
Idol is good when you can fully facilitate it
you got it mixed up, bloodstone did that
(even then it has weaknesses)
It’s spreading
but under gold stake's restrictive econ and harsh scoring requirements how can you get enough freedom to fully facilitate it
oh god
Chigoat
it's the chicot plague
The goat is spreading
balatro if it was remotely good
because getting idol online takes a lot of resources that simply aren't available in a majority of runs
I love this combo
i cringe whenever i see people say that ancient joker should work like idol
crazy
this is why jokers arent measured in a vacuum
gasp is that a MOD i see???
At one point I had a double cert lmao
just beat ante 8 all thanks to idol
anecdotal
greenleaf
i cannot deny the fact that that occurred but it's fair for me to say that it's less due to idol and more due to circumstance
idol is the best with flushes, prove me wrong
BN8XXJH8
well, flush five
Flush five
flush five
which is technically a flush
i don't remember where the trib showed up but it was fairly early
you should get a gold streak of 5 with idol
yeah thats what i said duhhh
personal challenge
the one time idol locked in and gave good rolls
now your idol will roll everything but the card you want for the next 67 runs
i feel like you're not taking me seriously
and that you haven't been since the start of my argument
I dont think ill face idol and not have good enough jokers for 67 rounds
Oh no
I see the reference
ts so peam
Oops all chicot!
Canio is being eaten alive!!🥀
ur argument is that u dont like idol cuz it made you lose a run, I still dont get what you tryna say
Oops all chicot! And one canio!
strawman
that's not my point
Idol sucks until it doesn’t
my point is idol isn't reliable enough to be considered a joker usable on gold stake for any normal situation except for the very specific scenario where you have the econ to get it online
Canio is fighting back
He's getting eaten!!
Yes
a typical gold stake run doesn't have enough money flowing for you to be able to facilitate idol
just play a flush with the card idol says
and even if you managed to do so, you're still weak to water/needle/heart/debuffer boss blinds
that's dependent on your card draw
Idol is an endless joker
if you aren't able to draw good enough, you will lose
thanks bloodstone for not hitting a single time
you could say the same thing with an ancient joker run
and it's only consistent till you fail to draw the suit
and while you were able to do so on your run, what if you get needled?
the one chicot in the corner wearing a canio mask
I love ancient joker flush, just dont miss the suit
Nah that’s just the real canio he’s just that strong
so it always sucks
too many inconsistencies and unreliabilities
is this toxic yuri ?
can chat please spawn in arrowhead this next shop
it makes idol too volatile to be relied on for any gold stake strategy
idol sucks for ante 8
and just use all your collective power to spawn in arrowhead
Pretty much yeah
not helping matters is that other on-scored xmult jokers exist that are simply better than it
idol great for solid endless runs
Idol sucks early to mid game
photograph, ancient joker
manifesting a satellite
if it was that easy I would have c++ by now
just beat ante 8 with idol as my savior
hell, bloodstone is better than idol
I'm nearly there but still
again, that's anecdotal
i've used idol once in a gold stake win before
THANKS CHAT\


