🕹・game-discussion

[patent sail]

psychic isnt tasty

[dusty void]

It's unseasoned fish

[patent sail]

fish tastes better than key

[quick cloak]

dude ur asking me

[patent sail]

i just got perishable seeing double in the shop. this is a reference to the fact that im about to fucking perish to ante 3

[primal heath]

I think i lost 😭

it hit my best joker

[primal heath]

what needs to be adressed?

[vestal copper]

vro is not gonna lose with this on white stake

[primal heath]

I know

[quick cloak]

dawg js hit the straight what r h oab

[patent sail]

double constellation ✅

[primal heath]

ah

i took an invis at ante 2

[patent sail]

dude even with merry andy i dont get a SINGLE card that rebate wants

the game just outright hates me

[vestal copper]

lmao

when s tier is actually f tier

[royal bobcat]

5 dollars is still a lot

[patent sail]

well i get 0

[vestal copper]

0 dollars is a lot

[patent sail]

FINALLY it drew one card that it wants

[west tangle]

is localthunk big on bananas

[vestal copper]

is localthunk big on crystal meth

[patent sail]

he isnt even that big, just average sized

[drifting gorge]

localthunk confrimed rice

[patent sail]

heres what im thunking

[quick cloak]

must be, since he created the plant

[vestal copper]

local thunk thunk and came up with his final thunkght

[patent sail]

he invented people so someone plays his game

[drifting gorge]

true

[quick cloak]

😲😲😲

[drifting gorge]

i hope he invents the number 40 one day

[vestal copper]

localthunk invented thoughts

[patent sail]

what does that number mean

[drifting gorge]

idk

it's like 39 but like

plus 1 or smthn

[dawn gulch]

Ante 40

[vestal copper]

ante -nan

[patent sail]

hold on there buddy, we arent ready for numbers as big as that

[vestal copper]

cant count

[patent sail]

we gotta wait till 1.1 and see if he invents numbers past 39

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[dawn gulch]

Gotta wait for thunk to break infinity first

[serene forge]

thunk is a vocaloid nerd confirmed

[vestal copper]

imagine he makes ante 40 with naneinf

[amber heart]

Ok girl whatever

[vestal copper]

and then the ending screen

[patent sail]

okayyyyy

[vestal copper]

with a rickroll qr code

[drifting gorge]

and for that we're going to need to max out our big crunch autobuyer

[tawny radish]

gros michel dies, cavendish next shop

[vestal copper]

conclusion:baron sucks

[amber heart]

the baron being poly was a bit unfortunate

[patent sail]

i die, ante 1 next shop

[tawny radish]

indeed

[drifting gorge]

gros michel in those jordans

[vestal copper]

banana

[patent sail]

that is a clever subtle reference to the fact that baron is actually gay and makes out with mime

[drifting gorge]

truee

[amber heart]

like a king in an affair with his jester...

how interesting

[patent sail]

canio

[amber heart]

i might skip it for deja vu on king cuz im crazy like that

[patent sail]

so do i take madness or square first shop, both are great

[amber heart]

(i have ptsd from last run where it took 22 antes to find a fucking red seal)

[patent sail]

im feeling mad today

[latent egret]

madness always the more fun route

[patent sail]

yeah i did that

[latent egret]

winning with only madness and 4 eternal value gens is the bomb

[calm furnace]

bye rough gem

[patent sail]

peak balatro

[calm furnace]

rough ge carried me so hard

[patent sail]

update: i died

fuck you manacle

[calm furnace]

my madness run killed my win streak

i would be on 5 win streak rn

yellow is too easy wtf

[patent sail]

we all love madness tho

[calm furnace]

i love madness on ghost

on other decks not so much

[marsh dove]

Space man hit 7 out of 8 times

[patent sail]

i think we all know what im choosing

[calm furnace]

still my fav build

[patent sail]

thats right, skip button

[calm furnace]

madness and or stencil

[marsh dove]

My goat 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[calm furnace]

space man the goat

[patent sail]

thats not supposed to happen wtf

[marsh dove]

My goat is just crazy like that

He saw I had a problem scoring so he gave me a level 8 pair ante 2 no problem

W spaceman

[calm furnace]

chadman

space chad

[marsh dove]

Odds of a result at least that extreme are 0.03%???

That can’t be right

[royal bobcat]

sell the stuntman?

[tawny radish]

i forgot hieroglyphs huge debuff lowkey

[marsh dove]

I did not realize how much I highrolled there wtf

[patent sail]

that was a joke btw i chose him obv

marble joker + green its over

[honest dawn]

@patent sail Jokers come out without labels

[patent sail]

insane

[vestal copper]

wow

[patent sail]

not the tooth appearing when i got 2 rentals

[calm furnace]

econ is a social construct

[drifting gorge]

apparently it's 1/8192

[patent sail]

econ is something my runs have 0 of

[marsh dove]

It isn’t

Im curious how you came by that number

[patent sail]

this is a clever and subtle reference to real life, because i am broke there as well and everything is rental ✅

[vestal copper]

truly

life is madness on white stake

[drifting gorge]

i googled coin flip calculation for 7 heads out of 8 flips and tried to apply it to the 1/4 chance of space joker

[calm furnace]

tfw balatro is a critism of capitalism

[vestal copper]

balatro is secretly communism propaganda

[patent sail]

balatro secretly is poker

[calm furnace]

localthunk is karl marx if karl marx was smart

[marsh dove]

1 in this

Still an absurd high roll

[drifting gorge]

ah, yea still a holy shit but a bit less so

[marsh dove]

Yeah I didn’t realize until I calculated it how absurd that roll was

[patent sail]

game STOP giving me perishable barons

[marsh dove]

It’s fire

[patent sail]

i dont care

[marsh dove]

Perishable ante 1 baron 🔥 🔥 🔥

[vestal copper]

its gonna switch to perishable bloodstones instead

[patent sail]

bloodstone does sometging sometimes

baron doesnt

[molten thicket]

this is a metaphor for how bloodstone should perish

[vestal copper]

true

[patent sail]

i have an animated texture pack where all jokers laugh so hes just gonna sit there and laugh at me

[vestal copper]

fucking baron laughing

[patent sail]

same goes for baron 🎉🐎

[zenith raven]

200 more. Its getting tough out here. I applaud anyone who finished all the stickers.

[calm furnace]

baron highkey better than bloodstone on gold stake

[patent sail]

baron tastes better than stone

[calm furnace]

temprance value

[molten thicket]

noo my 2nd favorite endless joker

[patent sail]

only thing baron has ever done in ante 8 runs

[shell dagger]

Don’t think this is right either

[calm furnace]

blocking for htR

[shell dagger]

I’m getting 1 in 2731

[marsh dove]

How come

[patent sail]

blockimg for another baron

[shell dagger]

Doesn’t look like you’ve used the binomial formula

[marsh dove]

Did you calculate the odds of a 7 in 8 or the odds of a result at least that extreme

Yeah you just calculated the 7 in 8

[shell dagger]

Oh i can’t read

[long thorn]

Does anyone know who this is? I'm trying to find him

[calm furnace]

lore accurate

[amber heart]

got too excited and bought an ETERNAL hallucination :(

[inland helm]

hallucination is like kinda goated though

[patent sail]

i just lost a run, which is a clever and subtle reference to the fact that i suck at videojames

[molten thicket]

ain't beating the stereotypes with this one

[amber heart]

its not bad at all id just rather have that slot

ive already got my deckfixing figured out

[inland helm]

fair

[patent sail]

game tempting me with foil rental obelisk

[inland helm]

i mean might as well get some spare tarots, brainstorm it maybe youll get some money lol

[devout rune]

What should I do, i have verdant leaf coming up

[patent sail]

how are you winning with this 😭

[pine swift]

And thats how greed kills. Should have sold the dna before ecto. Fished so gard with six sense for this ecto and finally after failing that got it from spectral pack but it landed on perishable dna 😭😭😭

[inland helm]

are you on plasma??

[calm furnace]

how tf did this reach ante 8

[undone laurel]

When you're trying to make Hit the Road work for once

[inland helm]

thats what im sayin

[patent sail]

got splashed

[calm furnace]

boycott water

[undone laurel]

This run was going places 😢

[inland helm]

fucked up

[patent sail]

drink water

[inland helm]

pollute water

[patent sail]

you shouldve called luchador over to drink it

[undone laurel]

I got oxed the previous ante, didn't have a lot of money

[patent sail]

ox appears like once in a century but when he does he SUCKS

[undone laurel]

That's what I'm saying!!

Completely trashed my run

I was 25 pairs deep when I got to him, I would've lost if I played some other hand

[calm furnace]

ox is lowkey one of the worst bosses to get mid game

[patent sail]

awww game how sweet of you to give me eternal rental bbc with no uncommons

[calm furnace]

unless you have shitload of glass cards

[harsh relic]

😭

[devout rune]

Nebula

[patent sail]

how did bro win

[inland helm]

HOW

[devout rune]

Idk

[patent sail]

is it glass

is it steel

[calm furnace]

cheats

[devout rune]

No 😭

[patent sail]

how did this assortment of items win

[inland helm]

its gotta be glass right

theres no way bro is winning off this

[undone laurel]

It's gotta be white stake

[calm furnace]

mayve they were playing flush five

[undone laurel]

[devout rune]

Yeah

[calm furnace]

even on white stake thats crazy

[patent sail]

even for white stake mult isnt there

[devout rune]

I'm cheeks at this game

[inland helm]

then why have the pare

[patent sail]

its all scary face chips 😭

[inland helm]

unless its like flush five with non faces

[devout rune]

It somehow worked

[patent sail]

mystery build

[inland helm]

scary build

[patent sail]

oh banana died 1st round and instantly gave me cavendish

[calm furnace]

getting to ante 8 with that build

is skill

ngl

[patent sail]

rental perishable cavendish🥀

[devout rune]

Well what should I sell

[inland helm]

what hand are you playing??

[devout rune]

Straights and flushes

[patent sail]

🖐️

[inland helm]

no shot dude

where is your mult

[patent sail]

5 gazillion planet levels

[inland helm]

you have to be using glass or steel

[devout rune]

Yeah

[patent sail]

stupid mult cards

[inland helm]

dude even then flush does NOT scale like that

[devout rune]

Lvl 7 straight

[amber heart]

i just realized, with this bug, isnt it basically impossible to make it to ante 39?

[patent sail]

grand total of 5 people use those

[amber heart]

cuz itll always crash on the run once you hit naneinf the first time

on ios

[patent sail]

son how did you get to ante 8 like that

[drifting gorge]

only???

[inland helm]

im at a loss

[patent sail]

theres literally no mult

[inland helm]

exactly

[patent sail]

the enigmatic and evil build:

[inland helm]

since apparently this guy doesnt need mult maybe he should sell abstract

[patent sail]

who even needs mult in the big 26

[inland helm]

exactly this guy is ahead of the curve 💪

[devout rune]

But that's the only multi have

[inland helm]

THEN HOW. ARE YOU WINNING.

[devout rune]

It gives 25 mult

[patent sail]

i mean lemme count, level 7 straight is how much chips and mult, 25 or something?

[white flint]

istg i need to beat purple stake 😭

[inland helm]

abstract with 5 jokers gives 15 mult

unless you picked up some negatives after the screenshot

[devout rune]

Wait I was playing two pairs too

Lvl 5

I forgor

[patent sail]

the treacherous build of total mystery and enigma

[inland helm]

its gotta be bait right

[devout rune]

No I didnt play after that

[inland helm]

im at a loss

try to make like some glass or something and sell abstract is probably the move, and play it first so the chad hits it a buncha times

but again im still baffled as to how youve gotten this far

[devout rune]

imma play the big blind lets see what happens

[inland helm]

can you like record it or something

or send screenshots of the hands youre playing

like i need to see this shit

[tawny radish]

is steel joker (7x) or mime better to blueprint here?

[patent sail]

rate my setup

🖼📃🎲🪨🍌

[tawny radish]

whats all 6s for

[patent sail]

stone

of blood variety

[tawny radish]

ohh

its red stone

[tawny radish]

anyway

[devout rune]

so i lost...

[patent sail]

im horse reacting you

[inland helm]

hell yeah dude photochad + bloodstone + cav 🔥

[devout rune]

68k/75k

[desert quiver]

I think getting to nameinf should be a game mechanic of some kind.

[patent sail]

getting nerfed in 1.1 btw

[devout rune]

how do i beat nebula deck

ive beat every deck on white stake except that

[patent sail]

do a setup that isnt all chips 😭

is eternal fartomancer worth it

i skipped nvm

[inland helm]

guys rate my awesome build

👑 🤡 🟦 📜 🧬

[patent sail]

could use some more retriggers, i hope you got enough red steel

[inland helm]

true

[patent sail]

FIRST TIME GETTING TRIB LETS GO

and its in the same shop as bus alright game

[inland helm]

trib+bus combo 🔥

[patent sail]

burger+delayed grat

[calm furnace]

vampire and license >>>>>

[inland helm]

truuuueeee

photodolia >>>>>>>

[autumn goblet]

you know what joker goes with any other joker in the game? Chigoat

[white flint]

holy

[inland helm]

wait that one actually kinda functions dangit

i fumbled

[white flint]

i got a seed with natural negative vagabond and natural negative blueprint

holy

wait

no

i mean polychrome blueprin

mb

😭

[autumn goblet]

das still pretty dang goood

[patent sail]

ive had all other legends multiple times but never him

[white flint]

and i fucking forgot to check the seed

im so dumb

[autumn goblet]

ah, that's unlucky

[rose wolf]

congrats!

[patent sail]

so i got 2 jokers let to discover

one is stone, the other idk, glass i think?

[autumn goblet]

imagine getting natural negative Tribulet on abandoned deck

[white flint]

but i had to sell the vagabond for blueprint but you could probably dont do it since i was playing on purplestake

[patent sail]

whats between drunkard and golden

[patent sail]

card sharp on golden needle challenge

[primal heath]

stone joker

[autumn goblet]

oh lord golden needle, why'd you have to remind me of golden needle

[patent sail]

and to the right of agate? glass?

[primal heath]

yes

[patent sail]

okay so i was right

thanks

[warped moth]

Second C++ has been achieved
And with a Straight run too!!

[patent sail]

never even seen those

[primal heath]

second one 💀

now you gotta do it another time

[patent sail]

insane

[warped moth]

Second one 😎

[warped moth]

One on pc, one on mobile

[patent sail]

the extent of some peoples boredom

[primal heath]

Why did this get horsed

[warped moth]

That is true!

This game just doesn't get old

For me

[autumn goblet]

I don't think I'll ever be bothered to do C++

[primal heath]

how long did it take you now?

[patent sail]

on mobile balala is a white stake timewaster

pc is where the real grind is

for me i mwant

[vestal copper]

this peaks

[autumn goblet]

you have observatory or?

[vestal copper]

nope sadly

[autumn goblet]

dang

[vestal copper]

its jus a white stake run for unlocking checkered

so im chill

[autumn goblet]

bro is not observing the atory

[vestal copper]

but this build still peaks

[warped moth]

I got my PC one on 31/1/2025 and started playing on it on release (20/2/2024). Buut I also learned how to play the game by the demos before release. Idr when exactly I started playing on mobile though

[autumn goblet]

what deck is best for c++? Just in case I can ever be bothered

[warped moth]

I just go with my favourite decks, ghost and zodiac

Any deck that you like playing on will work though

[autumn goblet]

Id imagine being able to hex any joker would be very useful for it

[warped moth]

Never black deck

[autumn goblet]

Cos then even useless jokers at least give 1.5x mult

[warped moth]

Yeah! It's a very powerful deck

[warped moth]

Exactly!

It fits my strategy of always trying out crazy shit

Hexing stuff at least lessens the punishment of picking a bad early eternal

[autumn goblet]

Well c++ and unseeded naneinf are the only things I have left to do in theory

[warped moth]

Unseeded naneinf is just massive luck, most of the time

[vestal copper]

finally fucking got eris bruh

astromancer unlocked

one of the last somehow

[warped moth]

Oh hey snail :D

[vestal copper]

hi

[warped moth]

I didn't realize it was you lol

[vestal copper]

i always knew it was you

my joat

[warped moth]

My pfp is iconic I can't even lie 😌

[vestal copper]

truth nuke

oh you have c++

goat

[undone laurel]

Oh my fucking goddd, how does this game always know how to counter you? Hit the road? Water. Shoot the moon? Hook. And don't get me started on the plant

[warped moth]

2 at this point!!

Wring reply

[patent sail]

i just got op trib run, i can smell the plant

[warped moth]

2 at this point!

[primal dragon]

Any tips for plasma deck cause i keep using chip jokers and its clearly not ideal

[patent sail]

not the game trolling me by giving 0 rebateable cards when i have discards and drawing all 4 when im out of them

[patent sail]

chips for start, then xmult pivot

[primal dragon]

Laaaaame

[iron vigil]

Chips is fine for early game but mult scales better towards end game, a good balance is key for plasma deck

[patent sail]

im horsing you

[latent egret]

find either an insane xmult

[iron vigil]

Also planet cards are quite powerful

[latent egret]

or a +mult you can grow along with chips

[primal dragon]

Meeeeh

[latent egret]

i won vv on gold stake plasma with square and red card

[primal dragon]

Yeah

I did that strat but its boring

[patent sail]

then what do you want 😭

we told you the strats

[warped moth]

When a game's tags are set to contain Roguelike, it gets possessed by an evil spirit that makes anyone playing it have to endure the most targeted and specific kind of bad luck at least 10 times per session

[undone laurel]

😯

I seee!

[strange abyss]

just keep resetting till you find the one seed where you get a natural negative triboulet in the first arcana pack

trust me that run is gonna be fun

[warped moth]

Atp I am used to finding Time Eater on Silent shiv builds on Spire 😔

[iron vigil]

Get a throwback and skip to the last ante then get a mr bones along the way and pray you get planet scaling of any kind

[undone laurel]

Go all in on chips, take foil cards even if they don't help you in the grand scheme of things

[warped moth]

It has happened significantly more times than it hasn't

Lmao

[primal dragon]

Alright

[undone laurel]

That's how I got a gold sticker on Idol btw

🤑

[iron vigil]

gold sticker on credit card

[warped moth]

Speaking of! (Lemme find the ss rq)

[vestal copper]

lmao

i only need onyx agate and trib for all unlocks

[patent sail]

not bad with vagabond

[patent sail]

LMAO trib is your last too huh

[vestal copper]

yeah, lucky me

[iron vigil]

dream blunt rotation

[vestal copper]

have never gotten coal from soul 🔥

[patent sail]

ive been playing ts game for a few months and only got trib today for the first time

[vestal copper]

crazy

[iron vigil]

the day i got trib i also downloaded a mod that fucked up my save file so i lost the unlock

[patent sail]

ikr

its always fuckin canio that i die with on 1x

[strange abyss]

when canio shows up all the immolates and hanged mans disappear

[primal dragon]

When will they fix these dumbass bugs bro i JUST unlocked gold stake

[patent sail]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

HE EATS THEM ALL

[twin lantern]

i just love the polychrome soud effect

[primal dragon]

I literally got e11 dude

That didnt even save either

[patent sail]

mobile balatro is a buggy ass port altogether 😭 thats why my serious save is on pc

would never put myself through the pain of c+ mobile balatro

[twin lantern]

lol i play on console

[quaint stag]

my gold stake stickers deadass do not show up lmao

[patent sail]

uhh i think thats an option in settings

[vagrant shore]

Tell me - does different decks have different "tables" for jokers that can spawn? I feel like I never get the jokers i need to be able ro progress😂

[quaint stag]

ive tried everything and it just does not work

[twin lantern]

where?

[patent sail]

theres an option to show stickers thats off my default i think

may be wrong about the default but an option exists

[royal bobcat]

Still waiting for it to send

One day surely

[quaint stag]

the setting is on my stickers just do not show up

[quaint stag]

dih

[ebon condor]

no

[patent sail]

mobile balatro core

never worked and never will

[twin lantern]

i found it, thx

[quaint stag]

there is no gold stake sticker in ba sing se

[patent sail]

what

[twin lantern]

bro just watched avatar

[quaint stag]

who hasnt watched avatar?? its peak

[patent sail]

me

[devout rune]

i have arrowhead, raised fist, walkie talkie, bloodstone and constellation

should i sell smth and get gros michel

[quaint stag]

watch atla trust

[patent sail]

walkie talkie

[ebon condor]

why do you have both arrowhead and bloodstone

[patent sail]

why not show us a picture

[strange abyss]

walkie talkie my beloved

[devout rune]

i got that in the starting

[ebon condor]

fair enough

[vestal copper]

unlocked agate

[ebon condor]

now you can walk through it

[undone laurel]

Get to rolling them seeds

[vestal copper]

i still dont have several vouchers tho

[quaint stag]

astronomer and constellation in the same run thank you localthunk

[tacit quail]

+2, 136 -> 138, hack + vampire (hack last minute pickup goat. sorry +15 rocket u had to go)

12 remain and i haven't won a single game on 7 of them 😰

[void lintel]

baron on abandoned deck

[ebon condor]

baron on any deck

[earnest pelican]

I made Scholar work on gold stake

[patent sail]

top 10 things that will happen once and never again

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[heavy heron]

he’s pretty goood!

[earnest pelican]

I rolled Violet Vessel

need just a few more vamp hits

or not lol

I hit 1.2M on the big blind

I'm good

[sharp crystal]

Same

[heavy heron]

i love scholar too in fact i ankh him

[earnest pelican]

Nooooooo I couldn't get my one more red seal I needed and did lose

oh well

we run it back

[heavy heron]

DAMN

it’s aight you got it next time

[earnest pelican]

ONly slightly annoying because I am going for C++ on a second profile

Scholar and Fib would have been awesome to get early

Ante 1 rental Brainstorm, a lesser man would fall for this trap

but I have learned my lesson

[heavy heron]

IS THERE TRULY A BETTER FEELING THAN THIS

[tacit quail]

uhhmmm +1 (four fingers) on my highcard pair run 🤷‍♂️

139

check out that awful setup

straight flush with green joker in final round 🤷‍♂️

Triple Perishable

[vestal copper]

sure ig

[tacit quail]

Time for baron run ✅

17

[acoustic kettle]

Stuntman naneinf

[cold temple]

When the loadout goes:

[vestal copper]

anyway it was white so yeah

on white its very easy to get a very rigged deck

pushing up ghost rn

[tacit quail]

Whatever's going on here has to be studied

[vestal copper]

flush fives at ante 3 is diabolical work

[tacit quail]

Unsure

I need joker

space joker save me

[serene forge]

I just saw a youtube short of a guy skipping soul for red card and the top comment is "you could've pulled trib and won or get chicot and lose"

[tacit quail]

space joker flush five build Please i want to make it happen

[amber heart]

first win on the new winstreak profile

[serene forge]

that will surely work

[tacit quail]

it will probably just level everything else

Rip to the run

I pulled it but it only scored 6k

[amber heart]

this seed is pretty fun btw

first pack brainstorm

2nd ante baron

and early faceless

[vestal copper]

just got trib ante 2

sure lmfao

unlocked all jokers ig

[tacit quail]

seed 😢 i dont want those i want good unseeded for my last 11 jokers

[strange compass]

Unlocked Chicot today on my blue stake checkered run. Ye nvm it's goated

[vestal copper]

why trib out of allat 💔

[strange compass]

Chicot disabling Crimson Shart from disabling Chicot is peak

[strange compass]

It's the best one to win ante 8s. Him or Chicot

[vestal copper]

not in my situation

[strange compass]

Skill issue maybe

[vestal copper]

nope

[strange compass]

?

[vestal copper]

anyway greenbo carry me

[strange compass]

You got it just now

[vestal copper]

uh

[strange compass]

It was trib I know it

My opinion on Chicot got alot better now that I got to use it

[vestal copper]

damn i cant post gifs there

[strange compass]

Arguably the best Legend if you just wanna win ante 8s

[acoustic kettle]

The rick

[vestal copper]

huh

[strange compass]

I can post gifs

[heavy heron]

hey @vocal rose another scenario where verdant totally wouldn’t have killed me if i don’t sell a joker 🤣🤣🤣 wait until you find out not everybody goes pair hologram constellation every run

[vestal copper]

at least i got chad now

photochad junior

[heavy heron]

photochad junior indeed

[strange compass]

Btw Splash is so shit if you're not playing pair slop

[south badger]

lowk peak gaming ngl

[ebon condor]

note: it is also shit with pair slop

its just a bad joker

[heavy heron]

you know i used to really hate trying to find blue seals for 5 card hands but i now realize

+1 hand size from any method

changes everything

because i could dig 5 cards still, and sure it breaks my flush, but i’ll likely find another card of that suit i’m looking for + i’d be going 5 cards deeper for seals

and if that’s too risky, 4 card digging is still solid

[austere rain]

I love that the arguably best scaling xmult jokers in the game make the arguably worst vouchers have some purpose

[heavy heron]

that is true isn’t it

the classic hologram constellation run

[austere rain]

Eternal chaos last shop bc why not

[patent sail]

lost a trib run 🔥🔥🔥

[strange compass]

Tru but it's slightly less shit with pair slop. If you actually play 5 cards this is literally the worst joker in game.

[strange compass]

I see copium for it and I don't get it

[vestal copper]

photochad again vruh

[verbal tulip]

Finally got my last hold stake win for all the decks on mobile

Gold*

On nebula deck BTW even though I never really used telescope with obelisk at almost the same as yorick being 6x

[sweet pollen]

ily mister thunk

[verbal tulip]

The photograph didn't come till like ante 7 lol

[sweet pollen]

most of the times i get it in ante 1 or 2

[vestal copper]

lmfao

photochad: the zenith

[reef oyster]

Can I get the mobile game for free if i have the steam version

[verbal tulip]

No. I paid fill price for it lol

[vestal copper]

yeah

but yeah you cant get it

[verbal tulip]

I have balatro squared now

[vestal copper]

piracy goes ig

or buy ig

[old ruin]

I missed a good natural run 😔

[verbal tulip]

I wanna support lunkle thunk

[simple hull]

I fumbled a baron mime build earlier im still mad about it

on gold

[verbal tulip]

Forgiven lol

[sweet pollen]

you on ios or android?

[reef oyster]

Android

[sweet pollen]

dm me

[tropic widget]

what are good QOL mods to use?

Like the one that lets you drag to select cards and increase game speed above 4

[kind epoch]

Need a professional opinion do I trade the mime for brainstorm?

[tropic widget]

hmmmm no

[kind epoch]

Yeah I figured

[tropic widget]

I just wouldnt spend money rn apart from deck fixing

[kind epoch]

That would actually be worse now that I think about it

[tropic widget]

Until you get a joker slot then start rolling down

[kind epoch]

Ight

[atomic trout]

Not enough money....

I only lost $9 dollars from the 🦷

[kind epoch]

Holy shit wheel just polychromed the blueprint thats huge

[tropic widget]

Well I hope you didnt want another ecto lmao

[narrow drift]

im trying to get C+ but im having truble with green deck and black deck any advice

im stucked at purple stake green deck and blue stake black deck

[quick cloak]

js got a vagabond

never rly bothered w this but might try it for jokes

[patent sail]

walkie talkie

[quick cloak]

do i js soend money ever shop

[narrow drift]

yeah

basically

and once you have the deck fixing you are pleased with and enough money you sell it

or dont

[patent sail]

it was surprisingly good in one run i had

i think orange stake

i won with him

[kind epoch]

Welp that generational run is gone now but a new highscore at least

[quick cloak]

eternal neg splash

neg summit

[patent sail]

carry

[kind epoch]

Hard carried

[quick cloak]

what r these negs bro

😭😭😭

[narrow drift]

+aura neg

[quick cloak]

tbf i had neg odd todd in one game

🥹

[kind epoch]

Eternal dagger hard carried

[patent sail]

missing neg rental eternal jimbo

[narrow drift]

i dont think so haha

[cloud sinew]

:(

[narrow drift]

maybe in early but at that point dagger was useless

[narrow drift]

score a single 2

[patent sail]

well we are joking 😭

[cloud sinew]

ik, just sad i didnt one-shot by one point

[lost vault]

what hand ar u playing

eyes

id imagine pairs but u never know with erratic

[narrow drift]

you got c++?, how do you beat green deck and black deck? is the two im missing

[south badger]

am i peak gng

[wintry ice]

do i sell grimbo for this

[obsidian atlas]

balatro screenshot of all time

[wintry ice]

well it does sound more enticing now

[strange compass]

Thought I was in a different server for a second

[quick cloak]

id this mobile or pc

[south badger]

pc

[quick cloak]

ok

[south badger]

remember: even with a massive wee you cant beat a big blind person.

[balmy gulch]

Do I cash out showman here or greed for bp/bs

[inland helm]

we love greed!

[balmy gulch]

We do love greed

[lost vault]

that is indeed a large wee. i could take it though

[inland helm]

[south badger]

ayo

[lost vault]

:3

[fervent wolf]

If I lose here, it was a good run still, wish me luck

[wintry ice]

i do like obelisk a lot for 4oak pivots

do i sell like rebate for it

[strange compass]

Goodluck

[lost vault]

goodlukc meow meow :3

[night lodge]

😝

[fervent wolf]

Like what are the odds 0_0

[wintry ice]

i think getting the deckfixing from rebate's income would be better actually

[atomic trout]

Why invisible joke

[wintry ice]

i died due to lack of proper deckfixing but this is very good

[west hemlock]

Good day

[wintry ice]

yellow deck
looks inside
blue deck

okay

[quick cloak]

dude why an i getting stuck w blue stake

black deck too

[wintry ice]

okay this might make me consider a switch

managing runner after midas is a bit uncomfortable

lol????????

[inland helm]

shouldve taken the dolia

[wintry ice]

too speculative

[inland helm]

simply know the future

[wintry ice]

actually golden had 1 round left so maybe not

[stark karma]

Hooooly discards

[wicked mango]

What's the math on how much easier it is to get a flush with smeared joker than regularly

[stark karma]

Twice as easy lol

Actually…

25% easier maybe

[wintry ice]

why does it show me ranks i want to keep when it gives me a hanged man

stupid game

[atomic trout]

Woow.... 10-4 is beast

[wintry ice]

ggs

[quick cloak]

greatest deck and greatest pack ever

nobody will ever beat this

[wintry ice]

it has golden joker and chaos

could def be better

[quick cloak]

r we serious bro

crying bc the cass rolled and tanked the pulse

WITH pocket btw

idiots on this app

[wintry ice]

what balatro mod is this

[quick cloak]

OH

LOL

OOPS

[distant thunder]

i made some BULLSHIT 🔥

[wicked mango]

This seems not right

Too damn simple

[wintry ice]

free

would have scored 640k in 1 hand if runner wasn't disabled

[inland helm]

i mean. you have a 25% chance to draw any given suit. it goes up to 50%

[wicked mango]

Yeah but that's not the same as putting a flush together

[inland helm]

oh i see what you mean

[wicked mango]

This is like not how odds or hypergeometric distribution usually work but idk maybe I'm tripping on some intuition

Like the folks who think rolling two d20s doubles your chance of getting a 20

[inland helm]

ah

[narrow drift]

pair run i did to add some gold stickers

[inland helm]

i havent done much of that kind of math before, but its probably something along the lines of: first card you draw has a 50% chance of being the suit(s) you want, then if that card is the suit the chance goes down slightly

and with each card the chance goes down or up depending on what you draw

is that what you mean?

[wicked mango]

Well yeah

Like if your starting hand of 7 has 3 hearts and less of everything else and you discard 4 and get a heart then you only pitch 2 on your next discard blah blah

[inland helm]

i see

i have no idea how the math for that would work lol

[wicked mango]

Of course with smeared and a hand size of 9 you do in fact always have a flush, which uh i do not think you had exactly a 50% of getting a flush pre smeared

[wicked mango]

It's just repetitive arithmetic honestly (i think? Factorials are involved) which is why I'm asking here instead of doing it myself

I think with a hand of 9 and a standard deck, your chances of drawing a flush on opening is 14%??? Which makes smeared wayyy more impactful than just doubling, which was my initial instinct

[inland helm]

i see what you mean

smeared on checkered deck 🔥

[white flint]

i js got a crazy photochad run

[stable swift]

Hello

[white flint]

the photograph got copied by invisible

[inland helm]

who invited perkeo

[white flint]

and like there were like some good jokers too but u dont get perkeo in purple stake often

guess what the finisher blind is

i there was the flush one

sock and buskin

[inland helm]

sock woulda been goated

[white flint]

but i decided to keep perkeo for the purple stake win

ik sock would be goated

very hard boss blind

[inland helm]

oh noooo what are you gonna dooooo

[white flint]

not like every joker i have is either a retrigger or x mult

and my 1st purple stake win

im goated

[inland helm]

holy W

[white flint]

blue deck lowkey goated

[zenith raven]

What do I get rid of for Sixth Sense?

Wee or Bloodstone. Have golds on everything in the lineup.

[white flint]

ima get yall the seed once ill get done with it

i should've gotten ts type of seed when i was playing golden stake and not ts

[wicked sable]

question; does having a disabled joker prevent it from spawning in the shop?

[heady narwhal]

bloodstone probably

or nothing because it's already ante 8

[lament hornet]

Like a perishable that's expired? Yes, unless you have showman.

[zenith raven]

Well I need the sticker on Sixth Sense

You’re right probably bloodstone

[heady narwhal]

ah right

[rose wolf]

proud to be of service

[heady narwhal]

i mean wee is like x a billion with those planet levels

[inland helm]

how big is the wee tho

[zenith raven]

Yeah Wee is at 272. Would be a huge loss

[white flint]

ancient joker is lowkey super fun to play lol

[inland helm]

yeah thats like a 3x

prob keep the wee

[sacred pike]

Round 1 eternal Brainstorm........
Gonna be great losing cause it does nothing to help the next 2 rounds lol

[calm furnace]

delete the eye from the game

[rose wolf]

RAAAAAH I HATE THE EYE

[white flint]

also like

[wicked sable]

awesome thx

[white flint]

picking riff raff made ts seed so good

cuz it made the photograph and the hanging chad 😭

[zenith raven]

Obelisk popped up in the shop next re-roll. Ayyyyy

192 stickers to go

[strange compass]

I skipped the entire ante 1 for foil and holographic only to get these 💔

[strange compass]

The eye be like: "how dare you play the hand that you built your run around"

[zenith raven]

Foil ice cream gunna carry for a while tho

[strange compass]

Tru

[sand lily]

Picked up matador ante 8 final shop for an easy gold sticker (so grateful)

[lost vault]

this is why you dont skip ante 1 gng

[atomic trout]

DAMN Physical!

10-4 suuuuuuuuuucks

[lost vault]

anaglyph, no doubles used
thats so based

[sand lily]

I was hoping for negative tag to use them all on

[lost vault]

fair

[sand lily]

Does holding on to spectral cards increase chances of soul at all?

[narrow drift]

good question

want me to test it?

[atomic trout]

The Mouth like: "How dare you play a different hand that you build your run around!"

[atomic trout]

Hehehe.. the 👄

[lost vault]

The Needle be like:
"how dare you play a hand!"

[atomic trout]

The Cerulean Bell be like: "How dare you not like the card I had chosen?"

[lost vault]

theory, the mouth and the head are the same person :3

[tulip sapphire]

Double polychrome rtb will be valuable right?

[primal dragon]

Should i sell photograph

I lowk need them chips

I play spades and clubs only

And got smeared joker

[atomic trout]

I smell Black. Board.

[lost vault]

amber acorn be like:
"uhh idk brah here just win"

[atomic trout]

The Violet Vessel be like: "This is nothing."

Or "I've seen bigger."

[lost vault]

the arm be like "how dare you have levels"

[lost vault]

👀

vv gay

[lost vault]

flint too

[atomic trout]

The Pillar be like: "How dare you skip both Blinds?"

The Flint be like: "Everything is half off!"

[lost vault]

the water be like
"splish splash sploosh whoosh"

[primal dragon]

Holy shit

[atomic trout]

"Go with the flow..."

[atomic trout]

Why?

[lost vault]

wouldve been better to sell photo than chad

[atomic trout]

Two Trebuchet?

[atomic trout]

I'm starting to see why the arm is the worst boss. Next to the 🐂 and 👁️

[primal dragon]

Dude

[vestal copper]

gg rigged run

[pale wolf]

balatro

[atomic trout]

Gross.. Yorkie gonna go brrrr

[worldly aspen]

i like this

[narrow drift]

nope

and neither for blackhole

[vestal copper]

from what mod is this 4th joker from

[worldly aspen]

fusion

[vestal copper]

huh

[worldly aspen]

fusion jokers

[vestal copper]

cool

[worldly aspen]

iit was bloodstone and the heart mult joker combined

says it here

it is a 100% chance of proc but the chance there is for a retrigger

[vestal copper]

thats stupidly powerful 😭

[worldly aspen]

it is but it costed 12 dollars to fuse them so eh

[vestal copper]

well

[eager summit]

i actually managed to use rtb properly

[cyan sparrow]

good job

[vestal copper]

gg

gl green stake

[eager summit]

i just used the discard joker on my face cards

[proven ember]

Any idea how to take them to ante 8?

[eager summit]

thinned the deck, got money and rode the bus

pray

[median gust]

Tbh that seems fine just keep

[eager summit]

pray you don't get plant

[cold temple]

We all will get plant someday

[quartz ember]

strong xmult could do it, otherwise you gotta sell more than hallucination

[stark karma]

why do I even fucking try

[vestal copper]

praying for yorick is always an option ✅

[quartz ember]

cuz its cool

[stark karma]

saw no beans the whole run

even the burglar appeared so late

[shell dagger]

another close vessel run

[full orbit]

Why did you not play a five of a kind

[austere whale]

Rare skip always worth

[rough ether]

Mightve been bc 4oak had a higher levl

[full orbit]

This sucks

-2 hands, costs money,

Only benefit is the negative

[formal shadow]

ankh the pants?

[tulip sapphire]

Im running photochad double triboulet and got the plant 😔

[formal shadow]

pants are at 54 mult rn

[quartz ember]

whats the square at, whats your hand level at, whats your deck fix at, whats your ante at

[drowsy rain]

Darnnn ittt what joker could I possibly selll 👀👀👀👀

[wicked sable]

parking dawg

[formal shadow]

108 is on square

[wicked sable]

wait nvm im blind

[strange compass]

It's checkered deck broooo. I can always clear ante 1 boss. Sometimes I wonder why skips even exist if the game just wants to punish you for it so much

[formal shadow]

two pair is at like

level 10

[twin lantern]

Idea: Scam Jokers. Sometimes you can get a joker in the shop that costs $2 more than it's supposed to.

[formal shadow]

deck isnt fixed im just getting econ from face cards in hand and farming two pair

[wicked sable]

do i sell pants? wee is already at 128

[shell dagger]

A misplay after I accidentally reset the bus

[drowsy rain]

Compare that to the other joker debuffs and it’s night and day

[strange compass]

Yes

[shell dagger]

Most likely not, doing chips and mult at the same time on plasma is a bad idea

[quartz ember]

if your ice cream last till the end then I think not

[lost vault]

just because you can doesnt mean you should, skip tags punish you because they're just bad

big cost for a low reword

[formal shadow]

ice creams at 75 chips rn

[lost vault]

ward

[wicked sable]

so don't sell pants??

[shell dagger]

Correct

[wicked sable]

aight

[cold temple]

Oh no

[formal shadow]

ankh the pants then ❓

[cold temple]

What

[rich mauve]

better than current blue stake 🙏🏻

[strange compass]

I've said this countless times but blue stakes lowkey ruined this game for me

It made me realise that this game clearly favors one build over the other

[warped moth]

Blue stake enforces consistency unfortunately

I hope that's changed on the update

™

Anyway sooo
Second C++ officially achieved!

I'm the 0.12% of gamblers

[rich mauve]

it would be worse if it was hand size or hands tho

although I don't like it, I don't blame localthunk for adding that

[warped moth]

^^ gold stake used to be SO bad

[strange compass]

Yes

I think blue stakes should just be something else

[rich mauve]

round 1 -1 hand size is unplayable

actually

whole game -1 hand size is unplayable

[languid mantle]

lo and behold, it was

[warped moth]

Imo if blue stakes weren't something that enforces consistency like -1 discard does, all other balance issues in the game (mainly Pair being op) would be evened out

Because 5 card hands would make more sense to play!

[strange compass]

Maybe blue stakes makes it so it does something with the planets? Like it halves your planet upgrades or something

[rich mauve]

new blue stake: the effect of the flint is always applied

🔥

[strange compass]

Yes that but for planet upgrades

Not for hands

[rich mauve]

so like

4oak can't even oneshot first round

[strange compass]

This would also solve blue seal being OP

[strange compass]

I said planet upgrades

Not hands

[rich mauve]

I wasn't talking about you

just general

new blue stake: face cards are disabled

or you lose 1$ per face card played

[strange compass]

Yes that would help in combating pair supremacy

[spark canyon]

faceless carried

[rich mauve]

new blue stake: you can't gain interest

new blue stake: you can't do anything lmao

[warped moth]

New blue stake: +1 discard as compensation :)

[strange compass]

Ye im sure

[rich mauve]

new blue stake: you start from

ante 1 boss blind I guess

[strange compass]

That's lowkey not bad

[warped moth]

It very much is though

[languid mantle]

new blue stake : betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber

[rich mauve]

you die if the shop doesn't have any scoring

[strange compass]

Just make sure it gives you 35$ like the skip tag

[warped moth]

600 points without planets or jokers is not that easy

[rich mauve]

no that's the point

it doesn't give you anything

[strange compass]

2 hands with 5 cards or 1 extra hand

[rich mauve]

you're left with idk 10$ and a shop

good luck

[strange compass]

It's doable

[rich mauve]

it's doable

[torpid bridge]

Joker idea: Mayday (uncommon), the joker has 1/3 chance to attract a joker of any rarity at the start of each blind. Chance increases by 1/3 per blind played without joker appearing. This will reset after a joker appears.

[rich mauve]

you can always play straight flush

[warped moth]

Though actually starting from big blind doesn't sound too bad :3c
Not blue stake worthy though I think

[spark canyon]

i'm deadass

[strange compass]

You shouldn't have told me that. I am a necrophile

[rich mauve]

new blue stake: you start with 4 less $

(to not make yellow deck suck, it's 4 less)

new blue stake: interest cap is now 4

[warped moth]

New blue stake: all previous boss blind effects stack on the next one

[torpid bridge]

That sounds awful

[rich mauve]

play only one type

play no same type

then die

[twin lantern]

Guys what the joker that gives a random mult do?

[rich mauve]

or oneshot I guess

[strange compass]

Doesn't sound bad but it should be limited to uncommon and rare jokers

[torpid bridge]

Imagine the wall stacked with the needle

[torpid bridge]

Yeah make sense

[twin lantern]

Guys please

[strange compass]

Misprint?

[warped moth]

Hey actually that may not be too bad
Mean but manageable and a slow burn :o

[sand lily]

Can't wait to see how I mess this up

[rich mauve]

new blue stake: chained jokers can be found in shop (you either take both or nah)

(they also die together)

[torpid bridge]

Sounds interesting

[vestal copper]

chained photo and chad

[torpid bridge]

Imagine chained banana and blueprint

[rich mauve]

chained photo and bus

[torpid bridge]

🤓

[rich mauve]

popcorn

not banana

banana can survive till ante 8

[strange compass]

Chained rental eternal showman and flower pot 😞

[rich mauve]

if you're unlucky

[torpid bridge]

Who would take flower pot

[rich mauve]

who would take showman

[torpid bridge]

Me

[rich mauve]

I rather take the pot than showman

[molten badger]

Ride The Bus ❌ Leave The Bus Alone ✅

nvm

i forgot

sorry

imen pariedolia

leave pariedolia alone*

[torpid bridge]

*pareidolia

[molten badger]

thank you

[vestal copper]

"localthunk, balance photochad its too good!"
the nefarious 1.1:

[molten badger]

the guy that hates ride the bus

i dislike riding the bus as i get mult witout riding the bus too

lol

[hasty onyx]

Buy showman to get another showman

[torpid bridge]

5 showman run is kinda pog

[rich mauve]

new blue stake: rerolls cost 1$/2$ more

[hasty onyx]

That would be mildly inconvenient

[drowsy rain]

#AbolishBlueStake

[vestal copper]

new blue stake: cant move cards 🔥

[sand lily]

The plant got me of course

[vestal copper]

blueprint successfully nerfed