🕹・game-discussion

[cloud knot]

hi folks! finally got completionist++ a couple weeks ago, was looking for other ways to have fun with the game. any info on how to find/join balatro tournaments and such? google was not being very helpful!

[fickle mesa]

i dont know if theres any regular communities for that kind of stuff

"that kind of stuff" being balatro multiplayer

maybe look for the multiplayer discord if they have one

[woven spire]

you looking for multiplayer stuff?

[cloud knot]

that’s too bad. i’m not looking to join to big leagues or win money or anything, just some friendly competition. i’ll look for the multiplayer discord, i think i did see that somewhere

[woven spire]

i’ll send you the invite to the DMs

[fickle mesa]

sorry for photo quality but what the fuck was this run

like crazy scoring aside this might have actually been my easiest run yet

[woven spire]

look at DMs

[hard mantle]

think this game really wants me to do a high card build

[fickle mesa]

not a single boss required me to so much as think because none of them were hard

[woven spire]

that’s a BIG hologram for ante 8

[fickle mesa]

mhm

funnily enough i only got one spectral with card creation and magic trick only showed up pretty late

[slow iris]

they're capped at 1.8e308 technically

[fickle mesa]

the game just gave me a shit ton of standard packs

[slow iris]

i think

[fickle mesa]

and no exagguration like

[slow iris]

but obviously you're never getting there legitimately in vanilla

[hard mantle]

could be fucked here tho

[fickle mesa]

60% had blue seals

[woven spire]

damn

[hard mantle]

think im boned

[safe ibex]

dont tell me what i can do

/j

[woven spire]

what.

[hard mantle]

yeah no way i can beat this boss blind

[hard mantle]

got the eye on a high card run

i was barely floating as is

[woven spire]

oh i understood that really wrong mb

[rose wolf]

hey that's me!

[woven spire]

u the goat

we love u hologram

[safe ibex]

hi hologram!!

[fickle mesa]

hollow graham

[rose wolf]

i'm honored, truly

[woven spire]

tho u make us bloat our decks

[rose wolf]

sorry D:

[woven spire]

lol

[fickle mesa]

unironically hologram deck bloat like isnt even that bad

usually those standard packs have some alright cards

[analog mulch]

Another Black Gold Stake W

[lost vault]

"hollow" followed by "i'm honored" this cannot be an accident

jjkrot

[naive heath]

gaaaang should i sell everything for it fr

so expensive..

[lost vault]

whats your throwback at

[naive heath]

0

[lost vault]

good

sell it

[woven spire]

JJK MENTIONED!!

[naive heath]

i would still need 7 dollars

[lost vault]

:3

[stark marsh]

Easiest win of my life (bootstraps my beloved)

[woven spire]

don’t.

[lost vault]

true

[lost vault]

dont what

[woven spire]

u know what

[lost vault]

i genuinely dont

[naive heath]

if i sell everything except vagabond i would still need 1 dollar

[woven spire]

if i explain it, it wouldn’t be funny

[naive heath]

but if i sold everything but banana i would be able to buy it

[rose wolf]

i don't watch jjk

[torpid bridge]

Hologram sucs ass

[lost vault]

credit card mega buffoon pack

[woven spire]

DO IT

[lost vault]

well if i dont do it it wont be funny either

so like

meow

[woven spire]

i knew you knew

[lost vault]

i did not know

i dont meow cuz its funny or smy

[woven spire]

it was just a joke 😞

[fickle mesa]

hates ride the bus and hologram

lol

[torpid bridge]

Im a flush five enjoyer

You understand the reason

I refuse to win the game without flush five

[lost vault]

i don get it

[torpid bridge]

Constellation is worth it tho

[woven spire]

making the game harder

[torpid bridge]

Unlike holo

[woven spire]

i was just saying don’t as i got annoyed by you saying meow wich i dont, just as a joke 🙏

[lost vault]

that sounds like an atrocious experience
my condolences

[fickle mesa]

hologram has very good money to mult ratio

and the deck bloat doesnt matter too much if u play good hands

[torpid bridge]

At the cost of bloating your deck

Harder to dig for blue or purple seal

[woven spire]

not if you get blue or purple seals

[fickle mesa]

eh kinda stops mattering

like

at most adding like 10 extra cards in your deck means like

maybe you miss out on your blue seals 3 or 4 times, maybe more

[torpid bridge]

52 is alot already

[lost vault]

deck bloat doesnt matter if you just play pairs (the best hand)

[torpid bridge]

52+10 is abysmal

[fickle mesa]

but like blue seals scale fast enough

i dont need them every round for them to be strong

and generally what scoring i lose from missing those blue seals i more than make up for in terms of xmult

plus usually those standard packs are giving you other value generators besides blue seals

or... they also give you more blue seals

[lost vault]

purples!!!!!!!!

[west python]

Guys should I buy baron or keep steel joker?

[oak goblet]

OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO

[fickle mesa]

keep steel joker dont let big baron get to you

[west python]

It's negative and free

Js take it ig

[fickle mesa]

its not free when you skip

[oak goblet]

Negative Showman…

[fickle mesa]

skipping comes at a huge cost

but if its there may as well take

[west python]

I dunno man I js was these funny videos with naninf

[fickle mesa]

you made a mistake and now you will learn :)

or make the mistake again idk im not the one playing

[west python]

But I'll take your advice

[lost vault]

press options then press new run

[oak goblet]

Run is dead

[stark karma]

Your deck kinda shaped like a crown

[brazen pebble]

chat what do i give hanging chad up for (seedless run too cmon now hehehe)

[stark karma]

I think it’s a sign

[stark karma]

Nothing

[hybrid tendon]

wtf chat

[stark karma]

You have a negative

[tranquil steppe]

Smiley

[brazen pebble]

my goat

[stark karma]

THEY HAVE A NEGATIVE

[brazen pebble]

ur so smart

this guys smarter than me

[stark karma]

Lmaoooo

[serene forge]

smiley face

[brazen pebble]

no no

[stark karma]

Was that nat?

Or an ecto

[brazen pebble]

ecto

[stark karma]

Rad

[brazen pebble]

but nat seed idk lol

seedless idk how u say

[stark karma]

Negative trib looks so slick

[brazen pebble]

it fr does

i got 69 mil 400 at ante 5 p good ngl

coulda been 69,420,000 tho i was 20k off

:(

[brazen pebble]

should i copy hanging chad or trib

trib right

[granite ridge]

ye

[tawdry rock]

the best looking negative joker is ceremonial dagger right next to 8 ball

[shell rock]

i just won with two eternal polychrome space jokers and a madness and i found negative michel on the last reroll and i saved him for the boss and he perished frame 1

so no gold sticker for me i guess

still a fun run though

[granite ridge]

castle has to be up there somewhere

[tawdry rock]

its like

its okay

okay yeah its actually pretty dope but ceremonial dagger though

and throwback

LOOK at that

[granite ridge]

tuff

[brazen pebble]

yuck my jokers changed a little bit

seedless run

[granite ridge]

castle is more "ominous" vibe

[brazen pebble]

oh me oh my

son

[shell rock]

NEGATIVE ETERNAL BASEBALL

[granite ridge]

identity crisis build

[brazen pebble]

wdym

[shell rock]

if you’re looking for a good negative, bbc is in the top 5 for sure

[brazen pebble]

bbc???

[granite ridge]

mime on a 5 card hand build is eh

[tawdry rock]

negative people looks weird

[brazen pebble]

ahhh i get u

[tawdry rock]

like the colors are aweesome but the fact theres a guy there with blue lipstick is just weird

[brazen pebble]

yeah i dont have anything better

[granite ridge]

fair

[tawdry rock]

and yellow hands mind you

[hybrid tendon]

wtf am I doing, the whole photo/chad was first shop btw

[brazen pebble]

tbh im not doing so well

[serene forge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glove

[granite ridge]

DAMN😭

gl bro

[tawdry rock]

fair point

[serene forge]

being awesome is what you're doing

[tawdry rock]

still odd

[brazen pebble]

i mean ive gotten e11 but yeah i need something to transform mny cards

whats ur bet on my score

do i lose D:

[hybrid tendon]

WHAT THE FUCK, I NEED STICKERS NOT ENDLESS BUILD

[tawdry rock]

at least 2

[brazen pebble]

fuck fuck fuck

i got the all face cards drawn face down

idk what todo

do i j go for it lmao

[tawdry rock]

discard a few cards and guess

[brazen pebble]

i got a 4 of a kind queens

holy luck

[tawdry rock]

im always so cool and right

[brazen pebble]

do i give up mime for idol

[tawdry rock]

show deck

[final bone]

What’s your guy’s opinion on the anaglyph deck?

[tawdry rock]

based

and smash

next question

[brazen pebble]

its not looking good

i skipped idol

but i need something to get more kings asap asap like yesterday

[tawdry rock]

theres no way idol will ever hit anything good

[brazen pebble]

haha i realized

:(

[tawdry rock]

if your deck is literally all one card except like a single 6 of clubs idol will pick that i swear

[brazen pebble]

we r making renovations

[dapper sequoia]

The moment I rerolled because the boss was The Club and it just got worse...

(It might be hard to understand since it's in Japanese, but what came out after rerolling was The Plant.)

[brazen pebble]

language doesnt matter

ur cooked internationally

[tawdry rock]

both wouldve been terrible

also we know all balatro text at all times

[brazen pebble]

ur cooking rises beyond the scope of language

[tawdry rock]

thats why you ALWAYS build a card of a specific suit with the one you beat early on

[brazen pebble]

im so funny acting like i havent seen the plant yet

[tawdry rock]

if you get the club early, defeat it and build clubs

[brazen pebble]

im just as cooked as him

[tawdry rock]

it wont appear again and you're basically good in the suit department

[dapper sequoia]

Naturally, my score didn't improve at all, so it was game over.
The Plant really is a threat, isn't it...

[primal dragon]

W score?

[tawdry rock]

plant jumpscare

[primal dragon]

Check again

[tawdry rock]

e11 is great

[full orbit]

Chat do I fortune teller?

Instead of stencil

[tawdry rock]

no

[brazen pebble]

NO NO NOOO

[full orbit]

Let’s go I got the goat

[oak axle]

I had a rocket at 25+ at Ante 8 since I got both -1 ante vouchers but I lost to the one that disables joker it disabled my Conste and then my other Xmult in a row 😭

[tawdry rock]

chill out thats pretty good

also congrats on unlocking petroglyph

[brazen pebble]

petro who now

[full orbit]

Sell the stencil now?

[tawdry rock]

go to main menu

[shell rock]

maybe flush is good

[brazen pebble]

and then

[tawdry rock]

are you on the main menu

[shell rock]

collection

[full orbit]

Why did you have 2 space jokers

[shell rock]

ankh

[brazen pebble]

yeth

[full orbit]

But why

Unnecessary

[tawdry rock]

did it show a funny unlocking screen

for a funny voucher

[shell rock]

that is all i had at the time

[brazen pebble]

im playing unlocked :(

[tawdry rock]

damnit i hate you

[minor portal]

To level up played hands, presumably.

[brazen pebble]

im sorry

im sorry

pls

i tried man

[tawdry rock]

thats it

[azure ginkgo]

finally gold stickered perkeo after a devastating loss with him the other day. thank god. 17 more to go

[tawdry rock]

im burning you at the balatro stake

[shell rock]

exactly

[brazen pebble]

no pls

[tawdry rock]

location: campfire joker

be there at 8:00

[brazen pebble]

u got a card in your jokers

[shell rock]

and then spacoker didn’t hit for like 2 antes but madness showed up

[brazen pebble]

pls

no

[tawdry rock]

its already too late

youve ruined everything

[brazen pebble]

D:

[viral ledge]

would it be worth to sell spaceman to get abstract here? most of my deck is already diamonds

[tawdry rock]

sure yeah why not

[viral ledge]

and my flush is lvl 12

[tawdry rock]

then mega sure yeah why not

[slow iris]

abstract does nothing here

the mult from it applies after photograph triggers

[full orbit]

Pretty great run. Ggs

[viral ledge]

welp i already got it and won

[signal mist]

DNA + red seal silver card + blueprint + the joker that scales x mult with added cards

[slow iris]

yeah it wouldn't have killed your run but that's just something to know for the future

[full orbit]

Gay sock, negative baron, hanging chad, foil yorick, brainstorm, photo

[tiny canyon]

I finally beat purple stake on Zodiac. I dunno why it took me so long but I finally did it.

I basically know that I CAN do Gold Stake on this deck now, seeing as it is (in my probably unpopular opinion) just purple stake with more luck involved.

[slow iris]

it would've been better to keep space since it can give you planet levels which helps with photograph

[shell rock]

no i think you’re right

if i did it you can too

im not very good at this game

[formal shadow]

finally beat gold stake black deck

ffs

wait i lied

uh oh

ok now i did it

holy crap that sucked

[fossil sapphire]

✌️

[lost vault]

face card builders when the boss specifically designed to counter face card builds counters their face card build

[tawdry rock]

jumpscare

[lost vault]

so scary

[patent sail]

evil

[wanton breach]

plant vs jimbo

[unreal jolt]

Bro I cannot beat ante 11

[unreal jolt]

It's not even hard

Just build around aces

Or use the voucher that rerolls blind

Or use the luchador joker

[rich mauve]

"just use x" as if it doesn't come with luck

[patent sail]

just win the game bro

whats so hard, just play the cards

[warped cradle]

anaglyph deck is something else

[vivid yarrow]

I made it to the boss blind at the end of the 8th ante and I failed. So close.

[warped cradle]

i see how this is how to get C++

[glossy mortar]

4th time dying to the final boss in black deck black stake. Genuinely it takes 20+ minutes of rerolling and no matter what you do you just die to the end. It’s insane.

[fervent wolf]

I see me

[patent sail]

🐈

[warped cradle]

baseball card the goat

[fervent wolf]

Lgrw, Flyers suck 0_0

[patent sail]

🐴

[warped cradle]

guess gifs arnt allowed

dw i know we suck

[fervent wolf]

Tippett tho :3

And Konecny...

[warped cradle]

dude tk is my goat

[lost vault]

mreow :3

[fervent wolf]

Courtier is a bad captain

[patent sail]

nyahh

[fervent wolf]

Nya UwU meow rawr~

[warped cradle]

tk is my captian

[patent sail]

🐈

[fervent wolf]

Yes, I agree

[lost vault]

nyaaan mrow miaw >:3

[fervent wolf]

He should be 0_0

[fervent wolf]

Nyaaaaa OwO

[warped cradle]

trust all flyers fans think that, we have arguments in the flyers discord lol

[lost vault]

myon :3

[fervent wolf]

Feewl like we should take this to off topic?

[warped cradle]

haha yea

[patent sail]

mrrp,,,

[lost vault]

mrrrrph~

[solemn vessel]

quick question chat is it better to copy a 640 wee or a 60 red card here, considering the wee will be scaling further as well

just got the lucky cat so it's doing nothing rn

[lost vault]

whats your hand level

[solemn vessel]

lv2 flush five

[lost vault]

mmmmm

[solemn vessel]

210x19

[lost vault]

do you play the glass ?

[patent sail]

🐈

[lost vault]

purr

[solemn vessel]

i was considering it to be safe

[patent sail]

=w= nyahhh

[lost vault]

if you play the glass its probably better to copy wee

[lost vault]

nyaaaan :3

[tiny canyon]

They are almost the same. In theory, copying red card is better just slightly, but you'll likely get at least one lucky hit so it really doesn't matter.

[patent sail]

teehee

[faint linden]

So fucking adorable

[patent sail]

mrowwww

[lost vault]

w<

yay

[solemn vessel]

i'll call it a red card then thanks

[patent sail]

🐈

[tiny canyon]

As soon as you get ANY lucky hit though, it becomes worse

[faint linden]

Permission to send a FR?

[tiny canyon]

Just so you know

[lost vault]

sure :p

[solemn vessel]

yeah I got two hits so uhh copying lucky cat now

[tiny canyon]

Lol fair enough

[faint linden]

Sent

[solemn vessel]

this run was supposed to be for more joker stickers but this one's kinda been cooking so it might not get any

[lost vault]

:3

[solemn vessel]

unless i can justify selling the red card later i guess

[tiny canyon]

Red is pretty important right now for your score

just level up enough and you can get rid of it

[solemn vessel]

this is a really bad time perkeo

[lost vault]

chicot, trust

[tiny canyon]

Do you have gold sticker on all of your legendaries already?

[lost vault]

📿

[tiny canyon]

Because you can ONLY find legendaries you dont have a gold sticker on yet

[solemn vessel]

it's perkeo the only one i'm missing the gold sticker on is that

[lost vault]

ph

i'd take

maybe

idk

[solemn vessel]

the lucky cat is x2 rn

[lost vault]

gold stocker on a legendary is cool

[tiny canyon]

If you have enough score RN to sacrifice something else, definitely take it

If you score at least double the requirement... then selling blueprint might be the play

[solemn vessel]

well the other thing is my blind is violet vessel and i still don't clear it

so I think perkeo just isn't happening rn

[tiny canyon]

Oof

rip

[wintry ice]

yea it's definitely better to take temperance to have the economy to get some glass

(assuming you have the levels for it)

[lost vault]

if u scalw lucky cat enough could be doable

[fervent wolf]

Meowww!!

[solemn vessel]

only lv3 flush five so uhh i'll cut my losses for now

[lost vault]

nyaah -w-

boop

[patent sail]

n

nyahhhhh

[fervent wolf]

Nya!~

[patent sail]

mrrp

[fervent wolf]

Meww

[lost vault]

^w^ mreo

[tiny canyon]

You'll get hierogyph next ante and will be able to win a second time for more gold stickers trust

[fervent wolf]

OwO

[lost vault]

w>

[patent sail]

🐈

[solemn vessel]

could sell red card for to do list and try and get the sticker on that

[tiny canyon]

If you couldnt afford perkeo, you cant afford todo

[solemn vessel]

probably a terrible idea though

yeah

alright just no joker stickers this run then ig

[wintry ice]

pretty much average for late c++

[fringe nebula]

do you have enough tech to meet the score requirement

[solemn vessel]

no glass but got enough lucky hits

well back to the mines thanks for the help

[lost vault]

i love miners

i dunno how they do it

goin' 10000 feet under the ground

quoting trump

[solemn vessel]

erosion run now ig time to never see any deck thinners

might greed and take the constellation as well

[lost vault]

dell grat

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[patent sail]

constellation ??????

oh wait

the stickers

yea

[unreal jolt]

I hate rerolls

[patent sail]

still take conste

free win

[unreal jolt]

Rerolled 6 times and 5 of the times it gave me freaking 8 ball

[patent sail]

it wants you

to take it

[unreal jolt]

Mind you this was on red stake and I was trying to get an economy joker

[patent sail]

rn

[unreal jolt]

Because I had no freaking miney

[solemn vessel]

and i stopped paying attention for a second cool

[patent sail]

8 ball is an econ joker if youre lucky enough

/j

we all saw that

[unreal jolt]

We? Who's we?

There is no we

[patent sail]

only wee

[glossy mortar]

Wow. Okay so sixth sense is one of the worst jokers in the game. I picked it up assuming it would help me beat the boss but nope. Even though there is NO indication at all that it dosen’t work during bosses. It cost me the run. I’m now at minute 25 of resetting for my 5th attempt at black deck and genuinelly it feels like 90% of jokers are just useless.

[unreal jolt]

It doesn't work like ever

[lost vault]

?

[unreal jolt]

Legit useless

[lost vault]

sixth sense?

[tawdry rock]

I FINALLY FUCKING BEAT BLACK DECK

FUCK THIS DECK

SO MUCH

[unreal jolt]

There's another joker like that, just doesn't activate half the time

[unreal jolt]

Why it's easy

[tawdry rock]

fuck you too

[lost vault]

sixth sense only doesnt activate on the psychic....

[unreal jolt]

That was the deck I first beat the game with

[tawdry rock]

i know you're ragebaiting and this is the exact reaction you want

[patent sail]

five. hundred. incantations

[unreal jolt]

Not even rage baitimg

[lost vault]

incantation naneinf 👀

[tawdry rock]

this is the first day i've ever like legit tried to attempt to beat it

[glossy mortar]

Yeah this is like my 3rd time using it ever and every single time it either does nothing or it costs the run. It is unusable.

[unreal jolt]

Dude I'm not trolling, it's easy just get a joker or voucher that gives more hands, why wouldn't you want a free extra joker alot

[tawdry rock]

when i was new to the game i thought it was the best ever because joker slots

[lost vault]

read the joker maybe

[unreal jolt]

Same, and I was right

[fervent wolf]

MEOW!~ >~<

[unreal jolt]

I think y'all don't actually play balatro and just talk about playing it

[lost vault]

mreow :3

[unreal jolt]

Bark (but sigma)

[patent sail]

nyah

[lost vault]

meow (but omega :3)

[heavy heron]

cavendihhhhhh

[glossy mortar]

“If first hand of round is a single 6, destroy it and create a spectral card.” Which word here to you, someone who clearly thinks they are smarter than me, says it dosen’t work during bosses.

[heavy heron]

🍌

[sharp plank]

Pets u

[heavy heron]

cavendish

[unreal jolt]

Alpha and omega? Revelation reference?

[lost vault]

well, if you read the psychic, then it wont work because the psychic disables hands of only 1 card

[unreal jolt]

Cavendihh 🤤🤤 🥀

[lost vault]

mrrrph

[solemn vessel]

me when i play a glass card with glassman and it actually breaks (hes finally paying rent)

[heavy heron]

we got like 3 ppl meowing here

[heavy heron]

cavendihhhhhhhhh

[patent sail]

🐈

[unreal jolt]

The lion doesn't meow, he roars

[fervent wolf]

Well, I'm going to bed, bai bai everyone >¡<

[unreal jolt]

Roar

[heavy heron]

right.. right..

[lost vault]

babye :3

[solemn vessel]

nvm real run just dropped

[heavy heron]

cavendihhhh is the lion

[unreal jolt]

Toodles, weird way to spell bye

[patent sail]

rawrrrr :3

[sharp plank]

Gn kitty

[lost vault]

id argue toodles is weirder

[unreal jolt]

No?

ROARRR

[lost vault]

what even is a toodle smh

[heavy heron]

toodleoos!!

[unreal jolt]

Mickey mouse

[glossy mortar]

That would mean it only works when it SCORES. Not when played. The description says PLAYED not scored. Every other joker in the game that says scored dosen’t count when not scored and if it dosen’t then it works if not scored.

[unreal jolt]

Get a job

[idle viper]

Did I strike possible gold

[glossy mortar]

Fuck you. Get blocked.

[unreal jolt]

No

[lost vault]

the hand says "not allowed" meaning it isnt counted for anything

[idle viper]

Madness with riff raff ?💔

[patent sail]

on white stake its ass

[unreal jolt]

Someone doesn't have a job

[tawdry rock]

fuck

[lost vault]

the same logic DOES apply to DNA

[unreal jolt]

Wait you rigjt

[tawdry rock]

i accidentally did the sixth sense on the mouth

[solemn vessel]

it's not amazing below black state

[unreal jolt]

That's gold

[tawdry rock]

now i cant do a three of a kind

shiiit

[unreal jolt]

Oooh that's no good

[patent sail]

madness doesnt even need to destroy anything to still gain mult

[tawdry rock]

maan

[unreal jolt]

Yup

[unreal jolt]

Get a job

[tawdry rock]

this was a good run too

[patent sail]

and its gonna eat riff raff first watch 😭😭

[glossy mortar]

Then the description should say that.

[unreal jolt]

Nonomnomnomnom

[lost vault]

and also space joekr, space joker wont level up a hand if a boss disallows it from being played

[glossy mortar]

You shouldent need to read the wiki to play this game.

[tawdry rock]

you're on here every day saying shit takes to provoke others and sending obnoxious hamster images

[lost vault]

idk it was pretty intuitive to me

[tawdry rock]

and i have a job

hope this helps

[lost vault]

you dont

reading jokers explains them

reading blinds explains them

[unreal jolt]

Appreciate it, your good bro just wanted to see if you'd block.me immediately like the other guy

[lost vault]

you make a mistake, you learn something

[unreal jolt]

Proud of you

[lost vault]

no big deal

move on

[tidal pawn]

I make a mistake, and don't learn, I will make the same mistake again

[unreal jolt]

Reading makes you smart

[lost vault]

i guess

[unreal jolt]

Get a job as a weatherman, you'll be so rich with that mindset

[heavy heron]

while i do agree w that, there’s a number of things the game is missing info on— for example, ride the bus doesn’t tell you it’d reset if you play a face card

[glossy mortar]

I will say it again. Which word here says that Sixth Sense is disabled during bosses? “If first hand of round is a single 6, destroy it and create a Spectral card”.

[unreal jolt]

Ight I'm out

Toodles chat

[patent sail]

with the exception of flower pot

i should be "dont even think about it" and nothing else

[tawdry rock]

i unlocked checkered deck finally :3

i HATE black deck

[lost vault]

well nothing explicitly says it but you can use logic and reasoning to figure it out

[glossy mortar]

Ride the bus is another one of the worst jokers in the game.

[heavy heron]

WELL..

[patent sail]

we all say in unison

[tidal pawn]

Yippee, very fun deck to play that one

[heavy heron]

i don’t know about that

[tiny canyon]

I swear this card art is different than the normal one????

[lost vault]

lowkey one of the best mult scalers

[heavy heron]

but an opinion is fair!

[tawdry rock]

yes

i have a texture pack

[patent sail]

it is

[glossy mortar]

Honestly the more vague the joker. The higher likelihood it is to be useless from my experience.

[lost vault]

sixth sense is not disabled during bosses

[tawdry rock]

#1412350576762814501 its pretty cool go check it out

[patent sail]

aura mod is the best texture pack 😔😔

[lost vault]

it is the one specific boss blind that doesnt allow it to actibate

[tiny canyon]

ok ok good I thought I was scitzo

[lost vault]

maybe its because of how the boss is worded?

[heavy heron]

hmm, well vagueness is entirely surrounded around lack of understanding so, that just means the more you play, the less vague the jokers get!

[lost vault]

pretty easy to figure out idk

[tiny canyon]

Oh that is really nice art

[tawdry rock]

psychic

[lost vault]

yeah

[glossy mortar]

How are you supposed to know something if at no point you are told about it? That is dogshit game design.

[tawdry rock]

i think im the #1 marketing agent like 10 people have already asked me about the pack

[glossy mortar]

Especially when it’s a game critical thing such as that

[lost vault]

99% of the game explains itself to you

[tawdry rock]

hi awesome people can we stop arguing

people liek what they like and learn what they can

at their own pace

[lost vault]

all cards and boss blinds have descriptions

[tawdry rock]

can we all :3 and move on

[patent sail]

:3

[lost vault]

:3

[faint linden]

:3

[patent sail]

so called free thinkers when :3

[heavy heron]

yeah, true! but you can’t fill in descriptions for EVERYTHING right? otherwise wild cards would have an entire description of “counts as any suit, HOWVEER will count towards a debuffed one should a debuffed boss come! not only that but i also don’t work with flowerpot even if my base suit is correct during debuffs!”

[tawdry rock]

:3

[heavy heron]

but

it’s not like that

[glossy mortar]

And that 1% that dosen’t is what holds this game back from being great.

[heavy heron]

so yeah maybe it’s bad game design, maybe it’s lack of methods for clarity

because it’s impractical to explain everything in a little joker description

hence wiki!

[lost vault]

you're literally making a mountain out of a mole hill here

the 1% isnt even intentional

[glossy mortar]

Wildcards are entirely garbage and ever since they cost me a game I’ve never used them since. They are a cancer that has no reason to exist at all. Adding them actively makes your deck worse no matter what you are playing.

[lost vault]

and rarely comes into play

[patent sail]

i thought this chat was meant to be shitposting why are we arguing

[tawdry rock]

ancient joker runs:

[heavy heron]

i mean i could go on for ages— tower forgers to say “debuffs all previously played cards THIS ANTE From small bind and big blind AND debuffed cards get non debuffed if you specifically use enhancements during boss!”

but.. again

[tawdry rock]

sorry i joined in the argument

[heavy heron]

it doesn’t do that

[lost vault]

its game discussion wut

[heavy heron]

for simplicity sake

[tawdry rock]

i wont reply to a ny of your counterarguments because i have better stuff to do

like playing checkered deck

[oak axle]

Wtf-

[patent sail]

and that was a joke ❤️‍🩹

[faint linden]

You think that Blueprint would let me smash?

[glossy mortar]

Ancient Joker sucks but at least it isn’t vague about how bad it sucks. It tells you before you buy it that it sucks. I at least have respect for it.

[lost vault]

would he redundant

[lost vault]

no but i would

jkjk

[patent sail]

when i grow up i wanna be a green joker

[heavy heron]

interesting take

[tawdry rock]

just horse react all of their messages

they'll shut up and leave

[oak axle]

What's your take on Pokemon balatro

[faint linden]

This is a shitpost server, don't worry

[heavy heron]

so are they rage baiting or are they serious

because i can’t tell

[patent sail]

bottom 5 takes of all time 😭

[tawdry rock]

they seem really serious

[lost vault]

actually ancient joker is slightly vaguer than other jokers, as unlike idol or castle it doesnt pick from your deck 🙂

[heavy heron]

i mean i believed them up until a certain point… until i heard the ancient joker part

[tawdry rock]

and its concerning

[gaunt gulch]

“I don’t like ancient jokers cus it looks bad”

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[tawdry rock]

guuuys horse reactions

[glossy mortar]

What are you talking about?

[tawdry rock]

dont reply

[lost vault]

:3

[oak axle]

There's a mod for Pokemon balateo apparently

[patent sail]

bro got HORSED

[glossy mortar]

Never heard of it.

[patent sail]

thats actually really bad

[heavy heron]

they’re just horsing around!

[tawdry rock]

heaviest horsing thsi server has ever witnessed

[patent sail]

well too bad, you get horsed

[glossy mortar]

This game dosen’t support mods on my platform so i can’t play anything.

[heavy heron]

that’s fair

[lost vault]

honse

[heavy heron]

mobile moment

honse

[glossy mortar]

Your contsant pinging me about horses is pissing me off. Stop or get blocked.

[lost vault]

you can play the game

[tawdry rock]

the mission has succeeded

[patent sail]

oh no! what will i do

[tawdry rock]

i say let's all get blocked by this person

[lost vault]

you can disable reaction pings

[glossy mortar]

I do. A lot.

[quaint frigate]

Dont tell him

[patent sail]

the herd is mad

[lost vault]

it seems like yiu dont like it tho

[glossy mortar]

I don’t like things that are vague and illogical. Most of this game isn’t. However the stuff that is ruins the fun.

[lost vault]

call me the devil the way i be advocating or something idk

[lost vault]

nothing is vague or illogical
but i guess logical things seem illogical to an illogical person

[quaint frigate]

Looks like the joke's on us

[lost vault]

idk

[patent sail]

call me the devil the way i make 1 chosen card gold

[lost vault]

i should stop being rude

[tawdry rock]

rn

[lost vault]

im just a pretty catboy

[quaint frigate]

Spit em bars fam

[gaunt gulch]

chuckle worthy statement

[lost vault]

true true

[quaint frigate]

[tawdry rock]

dont forget the horsing people

[glossy mortar]

Do i have to say it for a third time? Do i really have to?

[tawdry rock]

no please don't

[lost vault]

no, ive already heard your nonsense enough

[quaint frigate]

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS FORTUNE WHEEL INTO

[heavy heron]

hey listen listen, i do respect you and your opinions, however i do think said opinions and takes are pissing people off, and while you’re free to say what you wish, i do think they’re just going to keep 🐴ing you as long as you continue LOOLLL so.. i do lightly suggest you keep some opinions to yourself but in the end that’s your choice

[terse vale]

wdym!

[lost vault]

your opinions would be fine if you werent so aggressive about them

[tawdry rock]

ignore themmmm

[terse vale]

game seems fine in the clearness department

[heavy heron]

yeah true.. you blocked like 6 ppl already for seemingly no reason

[glossy mortar]

I don’t care about the people reacting to my messages with horse. I couldn’t care less. It’s the pining about saying you are doing it that bothers me. If you wanna horse, then horse. Don’t go spamming someone saying you are horsing them.

[lost vault]

ermm slightly suboptimal joekr order

[patent sail]

bro got violently horsed 😭😭😭

[tawdry rock]

i unironically have balatro open in the background to support this dull and idiotic argument with sick beats

[heavy heron]

interesting

[gaunt gulch]

get horsed

[lost vault]

we are not soamming

[glossy mortar]

Blocked

[terse vale]

honestly my favorite part of the game is how you wouldnt assume red seal works on gold but it does

[gaunt gulch]

[tawdry rock]

get 🐴d

[heavy heron]

do you play dandy’s world?

[terse vale]

those fun interactions make sense but its also something you wouldnt have thought of at first

[patent sail]

i want you to know that i just horse reacted you while listening to charlie kirk hyperpop remix

[glossy mortar]

I used to.

[heavy heron]

i see

[quaint frigate]

Imagine blocking ppl over a reaction BAHAHA

[heavy heron]

listening to huh

[tawdry rock]

damnit why does blocking ntot let me add reactions

[lost vault]

listen to deluge-ional by stavros markonis

[tawdry rock]

this is an outrage

[gaunt gulch]

😭 🙏

fr

[terse vale]

Idont see the problem

[patent sail]

i think we won LMAO

[tawdry rock]

i say we all just imagine the 600 horses

[quaint frigate]

Blocking ppl js bc they reacting with horse

[glossy mortar]

I’m not blocking them over the reaction. I’m blocking them because they are spam pining me saying they are reacting to it. If you wanna react to it, then react to it. Don’t spam ping me saying you are reacting to it.

[tawdry rock]

okay listen since we cant really horse react anymore just DON'T reply to the person in any capacity

[lost vault]

🐴

[heavy heron]

why it a battle to begin with😭 😭

[tawdry rock]

like seriously do not reply or engage at all

[gaunt gulch]

🐴

[tawdry rock]

they will stop eventually

[lost vault]

gang nobody is spam pinging you

[patent sail]

because horse = funny

[sly osprey]

this

[lost vault]

sorry

[heavy heron]

aha!! a mod!

welcome to our domain

or.. your domain

[lost vault]

call me an arsonist the way im always adding fuel to the flame or something

[tawdry rock]

My domain.

[terse vale]

honestly its annoying thats fair

[heavy heron]

our domain?

[gaunt gulch]

The domain

[terse vale]

I dont care who you block

[lost vault]

unlimited void

[heavy heron]

we domain

[glossy mortar]

Bro my watch vibrates every time i get a ping. It vibrated non stop for like 5 seconds at one point. Yeah. That’s spam.

[tawdry rock]

don't reply

[sly osprey]

I don't want to have to draw the line of what is bullying but it's definitely getting to that point. talk about the game or get timed out

[lost vault]

-# u can disable notifs :3

[quaint frigate]

Theyre literally ragebaiting him

[heavy heron]

guys want to see my idol run

[lost vault]

okay uhhhh

[tawdry rock]

let's talk about balatro

[quaint frigate]

He's falling flat on his face.

[gaunt gulch]

maybe uh idk, leave and you won’t get any more notifs?

[heavy heron]

i’m so good at the game can you praise me

[tawdry rock]

you guys hear about jimbo burning down that building the other day

[quaint frigate]

I mean them

[lost vault]

look at my constellation

[terse vale]

ancient joker does not suck though

honestly im surprised it doesnt

[heavy heron]

wow.. 2.5!!!!!

[shell rock]

huge constellation

[tawdry rock]

cant believe you got naneinf times two today

[lost vault]

absolutaly giant

[tawdry rock]

and 900 blueprints

[faint linden]

I've only seen Idol work once on the infamous 10 seed

[lost vault]

biggest const ive seen since '99

[heavy heron]

for someone like me, just another day

[heavy heron]

i can imagine it’s good on that seed HAHA

[tawdry rock]

okay im gonna play checkered deck now

[patent sail]

regular joker was actually added after burnt joker, this is a reference to the 8th law of thermodynamics, which i dont need to even mention because everybody already knows it

[heavy heron]

ugh!! it’s just too easy!

verdant leaf kills me

[terse vale]

like its onscore, and you have to get levels in jupiter

and somehow its either B tier or above generally

[lost vault]

look at my red card

so sexu

sexy

[tawdry rock]

wow thanks for the polychrome gros michel mr polychrome tag

top 10 jokers

[patent sail]

top 10 tastiest jokers

[lost vault]

numba 1
dagger

👀

[patent sail]

if its made of copper sure

[tawdry rock]

honestly though gros michel seems genuinely way better than a cavendish in terms of taste

cavendish is too unripe

gros michel is RIGHT there

[terse vale]

also I heard people were complaining about the game design and all you gotta do is read

[lost vault]

i just like knives

[patent sail]

and i just like eating copper

[tawdry rock]

don't just summon them again..

[patent sail]

they got violently horsed

dont make the herd mad

[shell rock]

horse?

[terse vale]

like imsorry but reading the joker explains the joker to an extent
stuff like castle being weighted but ancient not being weighted is fine not being implimented in text

[shell rock]

horse mod reference

[terse vale]

better you find it all out on your own because I feel like

sometimes you have to learn stuff by experimenting

[tawdry rock]

part of the fun of balatro is experimenting and discovering

[terse vale]

and it makes it all the more rewarding

[tawdry rock]

thats why i feel like unlocking your profile is so boring its just playing the game with no real goal

no offesne to the people that do

i understand you guys wanna just play with everything

[patent sail]

lowk just listen to what the joker does and do what it wants you to 😔 with the exception of flower pot, dont even read it, just place it to the right of the dagger for the most optimal play

[terse vale]

like i'm sure if someone got checkered deck they would know those jokers are weighted

[tawdry rock]

but i really love how you need to unlock and discover

[terse vale]

and thats cool to discover!!

[quaint frigate]

Five hundred blueprints

[tawdry rock]

FUCK YOU

[patent sail]

horse reactions

[tawdry rock]

ive never even bought it

god scrwe flowe r pot

[terse vale]

fair

[lost vault]

do not fuck the flowers

[tawdry rock]

I'm doing it

RIght now

[terse vale]

its like C- honestly

[tawdry rock]

as we speak

[patent sail]

they should add hammer joker

that would do nothing but break flower pots and gain mult per each destroyed

[heavy heron]

ok time to do a run

[lost vault]

WHat

[quaint frigate]

Who would do that

[lost vault]

who knows

theres all kinds of fetishes out there

[patent sail]

afterimage, apparently

[heavy heron]

NVM MY WHOLE PHONE CRASHED

when i opened baltro

wtf

[lost vault]

lawl

[heavy heron]

ok we’re so back

[patent sail]

this was because there was a flower pot in the shop

[patent sail]

its saving you

[heavy heron]

investme tag? disgusting!!!

[heavy heron]

omg

[lost vault]

mrrrrrp

[heavy heron]

do i take uncommon skip for flower pot

[lost vault]

yes

[tidal pawn]

Your phone doesn't want you too play balatro 😔

[heavy heron]

got it

[patent sail]

if it also gives you dagger sure

[heavy heron]

and i'll skip investment

got it

[tidal pawn]

Mrow

[lost vault]

i should olay risk of rain 2 and beat the game with drifter so i caj update mu name to say 19/18

[bleak gale]

Just got an invisible a minute ago to get my 3rd swash and got another the very next shop from a wraith

[pine crag]

Took about a year off from the game, decided to return to work a bit on C++, knocked 3 more off of the list now.
35 jimbos remain.
Pray to the wheel for my process to have zero pain!

[lost vault]

what if it copies egg

[heavy heron]

THATS NOT A FLOWER POT

NOOOOOOOOOO

[patent sail]

CERT

free

[lost vault]

damn, only the best uncommon in the game :(

[patent sail]

money

[tidal pawn]

DOUBLE EGG 🗣️

[heavy heron]

ugh.... cert...

but.. i like 5 card hands...

my deck will be very massive..

[lost vault]

you can make 5 card hands with cert

[heavy heron]

ok i'll keep it until i see a blue seal

then it's a goner

[lost vault]

use purple seals

[tidal pawn]

Mmmmm, massive deck

[heavy heron]

and a purple maybe

[lost vault]

🤤

[heavy heron]

i've been given everythign

but a blue or purple

and come to think of it i might be dead

[lost vault]

WHY no hex :)

[lost vault]

:(

[heavy heron]

FINE ILL HEX IT

GOD!!!!

[lost vault]

heheheh

its for survival

[heavy heron]

buncha backseaters!!

[tidal pawn]

Just play two flushes?

[heavy heron]

uh huh

in theory right

[tidal pawn]

Just get lucky

[heavy heron]

i have played 2 flushes

[lost vault]

just get femboy blessing

[patent sail]

gay cert!!!!!!

[lost vault]

📿 🙏

[lost vault]

homocertual

[heavy heron]

mmmm…. earth….

it’s calling to me

okay anyways i’m dead if i don’t find smth

odd todd if is!

AYYYYYY

[lost vault]

keep

:3

[heavy heron]

should i be funny and go full house

god that’s such a bad idea

[patent sail]

funny

do

[heavy heron]

my blue seal for earthbound

earth*

A FULL HOUSE RUN FUCKK

ok..

pray for me

i've been given earth

iron lung could never

[tawdry rock]

i sold my 2x constellation so i can get a polychrome ride the bus so i can get the voucher i really wanted

and i didnt see an achievement or an unlcok thing

[heavy heron]

L seal

[lost vault]

ture

[tawdry rock]

aaand i went to the main menu and i see nothing

[heavy heron]

as it turns out

full house isn’t so good

[tawdry rock]

whar happen D:

[heavy heron]

this is what i get for trying to find the flowerpot..

thanks so much ashy!!

[lament hornet]

Just got two nat negatives on some of the last jokers I need for c++ and a soul card for my last legendary 😵‍💫

[heavy heron]

now this

this is a run i can get behind

popcorn hex

sike

OH BABYYYY!!

sorry

[tawdry rock]

WHERED IT GO

[heavy heron]

guys how is my hand size so big am i cheating

[tawdry rock]

WHAT

i DID That

[bleak gale]

It did actually!

[lost vault]

i am a prophet

[bleak gale]

Boosted my run greatly, though I was stopping at 8 anyways :D

[lost vault]

mice nice :3

[bleak gale]

Literally one of my favorite combos and I got it by skipping like 6 blinds w

[tawdry rock]

someone HELP

[bleak gale]

What are you trying to do?

[tawdry rock]

im trying to unlock glow up

which needs 5 jokers simultaneously to have an edition

of which i did

[bleak gale]

Iirc when I unlocked it I had to get a 6th joker for it to register

[tawdry rock]

WHAT

[bleak gale]

You playing a natural run?

[tawdry rock]

yes

[bleak gale]

Funky

[tiny mantle]

good job

[tawdry rock]

wait as in like

no mods?

[lost vault]

yay

[bleak gale]

No mods no seed

[tawdry rock]

i do have mods

but theyre just cosmetic and qol

[tiny mantle]

will i win my next balatro run?

[tawdry rock]

is this a steammodded thing again

[bleak gale]

I don't really know if mods effect anything, I don't use them

I want to I just haven't gotten around to it

[tawdry rock]

its fun

[bleak gale]

But yeah, I got a 6th joker and it gave me the advancement

[tawdry rock]

6th in ADDITION to the 5?

[lost vault]

no!!!!!

[tiny mantle]

oh

[tiny mantle]

im abt to prove u wrong i think

[lost vault]

woe... mouth upon ye

[tawdry rock]

holy fuck what is this seed the family has appeared in 3 shops consecutively

wtf

leave me alone family

[strange abyss]

Easiest gold stake run I've had in a while

[lost vault]

the family wants u so bad

[bleak gale]

Not a 6th special joker, just a 6th joker

[tawdry rock]

that is very hard to do

[bleak gale]

Fire lineup

[bleak gale]

What deck?

[tawdry rock]

i was on checkered

[strange abyss]

Feels good to get another deck all the way up to gold stake

[tawdry rock]

now im on anaglyph

[bleak gale]

I loooove flashcard

[tawdry rock]

gonna try to do a poly skip

or actually

a negative skip would be better

[strange abyss]

The more I've been doing gold stake the more I love flashcard

it scales really easily

more so than grimbo or ride the bus

even red card

[bleak gale]

I like jokers that pair super well with specific vouchers, it adds so much more to an already great run/system

[west hemlock]

Another day another stuck on purple 🔥

[rose moss]

You guys win gold stake?

[bleak gale]

Like Percocet and observatory or flashcard and surplus

[bleak gale]

Yuuuup

[lost vault]

you can too!

[rose moss]

I applaud you

[rose moss]

LOL