🕹・game-discussion

[calm furnace]

eitherway DDG is decent and would recommend

[cloud sinew]

Why?

[ancient gyro]

is your world up, I feel like mooching

[vocal rose]

blue seal outshines the other 3 seals

and thats where it matters

[unreal topaz]

that is what the game is balanced around

[ancient gyro]

soon

[cloud sinew]

Which is what the game is balanced around

[waxen quartz]

no it'll be needed soon. replace with burglar for naninf nonsense later

[pale wolf]

thats the only part of the game that is factored into balancing

[ancient gyro]

the denominator always ends in an 8

[vocal rose]

balatro but localthunk never made endless

[slow sky]

what do i sell, brainstorm?

[oak knot]

I hate how much better a run with a blue 🦭is compared to one withoutz

[vocal rose]

I like 🦭 s'

[pale wolf]

sell it

[simple hull]

i mean its utility like deck fixing and econ

[waxen quartz]

ya probably. sucks but has to be done

[pale wolf]

sell the blue seal

[slow sky]

got it ty

[cloud sinew]

This is also AI, you just cant stop can you

[unreal topaz]

lemme get the balatro university vid rq

[calm furnace]

?

[ancient gyro]

.

[cloud sinew]

what are you asking?

[unreal topaz]

https://youtu.be/Xt8Gy6i1oLs?si=zHueGKKjHG_RdlmW

[unreal topaz]

he argues it better than me

[calm furnace]

he said hes gonna make a video about blue seals right?

in his video about pairs

[unreal topaz]

yeah

[pale wolf]

lol im not listening to some chess piece

[ancient gyro]

or rather I don't wanna type out a speech that's faster to consume through audio

[simple hull]

Chess piece has a degree in balatro lol

[pale wolf]

yea right

[vocal rose]

I love going to college for my degree in balatro

[simple hull]

I mean balatro is just math lol

with variable

[calm furnace]

math in my card game?

[pale wolf]

innovative because if localthunk had never made balatro then he would be out of luck

[oak knot]

Really my only issue with blue seals is how polarizing they are. A run with them is so much better than a run without them.

[vocal rose]

I'm like 99% sure DOCTOR SPECTRED has stated his phd has done nothing for his skill level and explanations for balatro balancing

[cloud sinew]

red seals should work for discard effects

[cloud sinew]

He has, yes

[oak knot]

I love them conceptually

[calm furnace]

how bad were blue seals before the current update?

[cloud sinew]

The worst seal

[delicate tide]

Horrible

[unreal topaz]

kinda, more so about generally evaluating and minimizing risk than math

[oak knot]

Balatro math is extremely basic. Legit like elementary school math

[pale wolf]

doc

[unreal topaz]

random planet

[sweet pollen]

still are ngl

[pale wolf]

not thunk

[oak knot]

As with most games

[cloud sinew]

You got a random planet

[ancient gyro]

1/9

[cloud sinew]

Theyre the best for a8 gold stake

[pale wolf]

thunk having a phd would be wild

triple threat

[calm furnace]

so basically useless outside of constellation and maybe satellite?

[cloud sinew]

which is what matters

[vocal rose]

whos the flash card glazer

he would eat this up

[cloud sinew]

Campfire was the main synergy

0.5x campfire...

[oak knot]

Free planets is free planets

[ancient gyro]

one sec

[sweet pollen]

idk im on purple stakes and i don’t really like blue deal

[calm furnace]

it was 0.5? 😭

[sweet pollen]

seal

[vocal rose]

what was old obelisk again

[calm furnace]

sheesh

[unreal topaz]

i think it was .5

as well

[ancient gyro]

.5 without crashing

[calm furnace]

me i eat it up

[vocal rose]

.8 or something crazy

[oak knot]

Obelisk was uncommon too

[vocal rose]

no way

[calm furnace]

it didnt reset??????

[vocal rose]

I did NOT know that

[cloud sinew]

obelisk hasnt changed since 1.0

[vocal rose]

oh

I must've mixed them up

[cloud sinew]

It was prerelease/demo versions that had higher scaling obelisk

[pale wolf]

1X obelisk no crashing and looks for "contains a hand that isnt the most played"

[rose wolf]

i like your pfp :D

[ancient gyro]

upon existence it didn't

[cloud sinew]

How do you know this

[vocal rose]

youtube please let me use my blocker of ads

[rose wolf]

why'd i get elephant reacted

[cloud sinew]

affectionate elephant react

[rose wolf]

oh yay :D

[ancient gyro]

im waiting for someone to correct me

lol

[cloud sinew]

Still misinformation

[calm furnace]

balatrododle should become a joker next update.

once you buy balatrododle if you guess the joker it becomes that joker

but you have 5 tries only

[cloud sinew]

would have to be seed specific rather than daily

[calm furnace]

tho now i think about it

its just a judgment with extra steps

[cloud sinew]

a worse judgment yeah

[calm furnace]

still would be funny

balatrododle in my balatro

[sinful meteor]

is dice gone here?

sad

[calm furnace]

uhm

ah wait you on pl*sma

i would have sold scary face

[sinful meteor]

I would bet there's a bloodstone in less than 5 rerolls

[royal bobcat]

you'd have to point a gun to my head for me to use flash card

[sinful meteor]

I do have lucky an d some gold seals

[slow sky]

uh oh

[royal bobcat]

5 dollars for 2 mult

[sinful meteor]

business card might be the one

[royal bobcat]

what the hell thunk

[sinful meteor]

knew it

I KNEW IT

[calm furnace]

now you sell oops

[sinful meteor]

JIMBO YOU SON OF A CLOWN

[ancient gyro]

how about now

[royal bobcat]

no

[ancient gyro]

k

[royal bobcat]

not using flash card

[cloud sinew]

One run isnt enough to make something good

[calm furnace]

Jj is too cute

[royal bobcat]

even with such a perfect run you need 4 hands to win

[calm furnace]

negative Jj is top 5 good looking cards

[ancient gyro]

how about 2 🗣️

[royal bobcat]

like you realize this is basically a god run for flash card

[cloud sinew]

Ive won with Showman 6 times at GS

so clearly not

[royal bobcat]

showman is amazing wdym

[ancient gyro]

7 is the benchmark

[cloud sinew]

I have won with Idol 8 times at GS

[ancient gyro]

ill use this for further beta testing

you just happened to have a gs joker counter in memory

[delicate tide]

S tier

[cloud sinew]

Balatrostats dawg

[ancient gyro]

well those are easily memorable

[royal bobcat]

i have won THANKS TO flowerpot 3 times

is flowerpot a good joker?

[calm furnace]

yes

BBC value

[ancient gyro]

yes in japanese

[haughty carbon]

No

[cloud sinew]

I play on android and steam, I can use balatrostats for both

[royal bobcat]

balalastats

[calm furnace]

balatastato

you have to guess your own stats

[marsh dove]

lost a pair run because i couldnt draw a single fucking pair in a blind 🥀

[cloud sinew]

I have won like half a dozen times where flowerpot has helped significantly

[marsh dove]

what are the odds

[cloud sinew]

which means it doesnt do much at all.

[ancient gyro]

I lost a black deck streak by ignoring flower pot

[royal bobcat]

flowerpot can clutch sometimes, kinda like loyalty card

but that doesnt mean its good

[ancient gyro]

which also don't mean much

[calm furnace]

Jj clutches harder

[ancient gyro]

well

[royal bobcat]

i think ive survived ante 8 thanks to loyalty card like 5 times

[heavy heron]

hearts 🤮

but good job

[marsh dove]

i had double negative stencil too 🥀

[delicate tide]

I haven’t checked bala stats ina bit

[marsh dove]

fire run

[delicate tide]

Prolly since I completed my 3rd prof

[cloud sinew]

yeah, but its a very low bar.

[heavy heron]

you’re not the real andeez…

[ancient gyro]

haven't checked anything balatro since 1.4.5

[delicate tide]

My guess I’ve used flower pot like 9-12 times

[cloud sinew]

Im going to check my balatrostats once ive done Black Deck C++

[ancient gyro]

mistaken identity

[fringe nebula]

the seed gave me like 6 sun tarots in the shop so

[delicate tide]

Like no other decks ?

[cloud sinew]

I swear 1.1 is gonna come out when im down to my last 10

[delicate tide]

Cool

Fun challenge

[ancient gyro]

I've been on my last 10 for like a month lol

[calm furnace]

1.1 is the friends we made

[ancient gyro]

I'm so out of it

[cloud sinew]

Youve not been playing much tbf

[delicate tide]

I did no uncommons for my 3rd but that skews results a bit

Got as close to ++ as I could with

[ancient gyro]

its not stimulating enough when youve experimented too much

[heavy heron]

rough gem is slowly becoming my favorite of the 4

[ancient gyro]

of one game patch

[royal bobcat]

okay but listen

[cloud sinew]

rough gem is better than bloodstone, ill give it that.

[royal bobcat]

arrowhead

[heavy heron]

i found an ante 1 rental eternal rough gem

[royal bobcat]

arrowhead is so peam

[heavy heron]

and it somehow worked out..

[royal bobcat]

i love arrowhead

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

arrowhead second favorite

of the 4

[drifting gorge]

eternal rental 😭
i could never play gold steak

[heavy heron]

gold steak?

i wish someone showed the gold steak emote

[royal bobcat]

i would eat a gold steak

[cloud sinew]

gold stake is peak if youre not playing black deck

[royal bobcat]

gold stake definitely is interesting

i myself would like it more if blue stake was better

[cloud sinew]

I wouldnt change a thing about rentals

besides making credit card rental immune

[royal bobcat]

rentals are a 10/10 addition to the game

so are eternals

perishables are uhhh

[heavy heron]

can credit card be perishable?

i don’t think i’ve ever

[cloud sinew]

yes

[heavy heron]

seen that

[drifting gorge]

painted deck is worse than black deck imo

[royal bobcat]

i dont like perishable jokers

[solemn sonnet]

one of my first e's... yay

[royal bobcat]

though ive been saying that for months

[cloud sinew]

you would be mistaken

[drifting gorge]

realistic credit card 😭

[heavy heron]

probably the worst of the 3

[royal bobcat]

i just think they lack anything interesting

[cloud sinew]

youre allowed your opinions, but VERY few people would agree with this one

[solemn sonnet]

is there anything i should replace for baron or should i skip

[heavy heron]

no no no

[cloud sinew]

no

[heavy heron]

no baron

you have no hand size

and no way to support it

[ancient gyro]

what about post rental extinction (🍌)

[royal bobcat]

like never once would i want to have a perishable other a normal joker

[solemn sonnet]

yea i guessed so

[royal bobcat]

like sometimes id rather have rental

[heavy heron]

you’re too deep on photo

[royal bobcat]

sometimes id rather have an eternal

perishable? never

[drifting gorge]

fair i'm just really bad at setting up scaling so losing the joker slot hurts me a lot

[royal bobcat]

which is why its not as good as the other 2

[cloud sinew]

perishable showman

[royal bobcat]

LMAO okay but thats once for C++

i dont think it really qualifies

[keen pilot]

I mean, that can be solved :p

[fringe nebula]

you should look back on this message after several weeks/months altho in my case i beat gold stake within a 2 weeks of playing the game

[heavy heron]

true…. but 250 chips..

[drifting gorge]

true

[cloud sinew]

no theres actual gameplay reasons.
baseball, abstract, swash, gift card...

[heavy heron]

unless you mean smth else :o

[ancient gyro]

perishable invis

[solemn sonnet]

and i just realized what i walked into (all my kings are spades)

[ancient gyro]

in case yk

[royal bobcat]

thats very very marginal but sure, i suppose perishable is good on a single joker in 5 situations

[cloud sinew]

ive wanted perishable invis in the past

[heavy heron]

deader than a dead doornail

[ancient gyro]

hit a bad hit

[cloud sinew]

an eternal bad hit where i needed an open joker slot, yeah

[pale wolf]

cough cough cough

[ancient gyro]

i had it help me twice in a full eternal run

[cloud sinew]

wouldve taken a negative madness / dagger just to kill it

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[royal bobcat]

what for? /genuine

[calm furnace]

uhm bloker cert synergy or keep castle for potential bbc

[pale wolf]

if you savescum then perishable invis is risk free with eternals long term

or route seeded

i guess

[ancient gyro]

ig perishable troubadour with runner is sort of a niche

[pale wolf]

nah just savescum

[cloud sinew]

so im not forced to copy something

[keen pilot]

Yeah, I do mean selling stuntman. Tho really, it mostly depends on the current deck fixing.

[cloud sinew]

how

[calm furnace]

i guess im killin castle

[heavy heron]

i think it’s because if you end up having really bad jokers to copy (and they’re eternal), you just wait until the invisible perishes and you’re no longer forced to copy something

[heavy heron]

yup! true!

[royal bobcat]

oh right

okay

now i get it

i mean

while obviously this is all true

we can't deny that perishable jokers aren't as interesting as their rentals and eternals counterparts

[ancient gyro]

manacle a1 is all I can think of anecdotally

[heavy heron]

that could be true

[cloud sinew]

what does perishable change about it though

[heavy heron]

i found a perishable idol ante 6 and had to skip to keep it alive

and yes it was legit my only scoring besides flush five levels

broke all run… vagabond give me no money..

[signal brook]

Skipping is good bc perishable 5 ante fr

Are typing

[solemn sonnet]

three heart cards🥲

[keen pilot]

Another big question is how much is 250 chips currently? Like, if you’re already getting 250 chips from just the poker hand alone, then it’s only 2x, which is worse than having just 2 kings in hand with a baron

[heavy heron]

dw i ended up surviving

[drifting gorge]

kinda heartless

[solemn sonnet]

and i have 6 6's what is this evil ass erratic deck run

[heavy heron]

good… no bloodstone…

[keen pilot]

Hmm, I just realised, I don’t think I’ve ever seen The Wall on the first ante. Is there anything in the code preventing that from happening? :0

[heavy heron]

yup!

no wall ante 1 or else you’d prob die HAHAH

[solemn sonnet]

some bosses appear only after a specific amount of antes i think

[keen pilot]

Interesting!

[heavy heron]

i think there’s only like… 8-9 bosses allowed for ante 1

[royal bobcat]

But I also kind of think it would be unfair to expect to get a third debuff that would be as good as eternal or rental

[heavy heron]

manacle, psychic, the 4 suits, hook…

smth else…

[royal bobcat]

I'm mostly annoyed at perishable jokers because they make the game less fun in my eyes

Cuz like I can't be hyped about jokers if they're gonna die

[ancient gyro]

pillar

[royal bobcat]

Unless it's rebate or invis

[heavy heron]

oh yea that stupid boss

[ancient gyro]

I don't pay attention to it that much

[heavy heron]

i’ve had like 40 cards debuffed by ante 1 pillar before

[keen pilot]

OOF

[heavy heron]

and those chips are lowkey important

LOOLLL

[cloud sinew]

Perishables are a good addition imo as it forces you to pivot, forces you to pay attention to your build between rounds, forces you to skip at times, etc

[heavy heron]

oh yea? well pillar don’t pay attention to you!

[cloud sinew]

Pillar my beloved

[royal bobcat]

You're right but I just don't find them fun really

[ancient gyro]

oh thats nice

[signal brook]

I love double skipping on pillar

[royal bobcat]

Do that's like not facts based just I don't like them

[ancient gyro]

i

[heavy heron]

HAHAH

[royal bobcat]

I just said why I didn't like them

Instead of saying they're bad

You get me?

[heavy heron]

understood

perishables be unfun!

[signal brook]

You laugh when is serious

[cloud sinew]

i dont double skip against pillar. 2 shops is normally enough to find enhancements to put on cards so theyre not debuffed

[signal brook]

I double skip pillar

[heavy heron]

oh really

it depends on what your jokers are right

[cloud sinew]

you can even reapply the same enhancement and its not debuffed anymore

[signal brook]

...

[heavy heron]

like if you’re specifically relying on card scoring .. i can see why? but also you can bring some enhancements with you

[signal brook]

I only ever get pillar a1 anyway

[heavy heron]

which undebuffs the cards

oh ante 1?

so you prob don’t need to skip

[cloud sinew]

ante 1 pillar is not worth skipping for

[autumn glen]

best run ive ever gotten

[signal brook]

I do it anyway bc funni

[ancient gyro]

dna logic with pillar 🥀

[heavy heron]

but you didn’t like when i laughed………

[cloud sinew]

cause it has already been played :3

pillar is also like

an attention check. i dont throw away cards if i dont need to if pillar is there

[signal brook]

Hehehehaw

[ancient gyro]

not that I'll fall into too many instances where it will harm me

just when it matters I'll think about it

[signal brook]

Gonna do a run where I double skip every ante fr

[cloud sinew]

its riskier to do so even if youre confident

[ancient gyro]

if it's for value digging in deck it's mostly worth the tradeoff

and a1

which is like

2 more cards

per hand

[heavy heron]

don’t forget your throwback!

[signal brook]

They should make it so pillar literally just removes played cards from the deck till you beat it

[cloud sinew]

this could be my first AJ run of this profile

[ancient gyro]

gl

[cloud sinew]

That would be horrible

[calm furnace]

this was free

[cloud sinew]

no

[signal brook]

That would be AMAZING

[ancient gyro]

my first aj on black++ was annoying

[signal brook]

6th finisher blind

[calm furnace]

ramen so goood

[heavy heron]

hologram runs are, in fact, free

[calm furnace]

with cert its just win

[heavy heron]

with or without it yea

[signal brook]

'Spend 4$ to gain x.25 mult" ahh

[calm furnace]

blue seals allowed me to sell blue joker

[heavy heron]

gain x mult for doing literally nothing

LOOLLL

[calm furnace]

oh yeah because cheaper alternatives exist right?

[signal brook]

Literally no

[safe salmon]

Hello

[heavy heron]

…well

canio is kinda cheaper than hologram..

technically..

[calm furnace]

yorick is free technically

[signal brook]

Omg the 5th best legendary

[signal brook]

Better get praying for a soul

[heavy heron]

the timing on the canio coming in was crazy

[safe salmon]

Im matching with my friends

[signal brook]

Where's triboulet

[calm furnace]

i hope its dead

canio ate it

[cloud sinew]

:3

[signal brook]

Canio is jelly

[signal brook]

🥹

[ancient gyro]

needle in my mouth

[patent sail]

what jokers synergise with bloodstone? aside from dice

[ancient gyro]

dagger

[calm furnace]

uhm

chad

dusk

[ancient gyro]

cause I get to kill it

[calm furnace]

seltzer

sock

hack

[signal brook]

Whats ur guys' best/worst jokers excluding legendaries

[ancient gyro]

what

[patent sail]

im drawing it and i need more ideas fpr character design elements 🥹

[tawny radish]

chips are a controlled substance

[calm furnace]

best jimbo

[tawny radish]

me

[patent sail]

can this be classified as substance abuse

[patent sail]

also thanks

[signal brook]

Best; negative throwback
Worst; fuck loyalty card

[patent sail]

negative throwback 😭

son

[calm furnace]

rental eternal credit card >>>>>>

[signal brook]

Do I know you

[tawny radish]

awefully specific joker that isnt even good

[signal brook]

It looks cool so nuhuh

[patent sail]

throwback does throw you back if you use it enough

[signal brook]

Plus no joker slot taken soo

Throwback is my emotional support joker

[patent sail]

mine is jimbo 🥹 as it should be

[harsh relic]

Green Joker

[signal brook]

Best or worst

[patent sail]

if you ever see it in shop hold R to make it free! it really works

[calm furnace]

wait i never tried the tutorial seed on gold stake

i should do that

[harsh relic]

Best

[tawny radish]

are u sure

[signal brook]

Me when mobile

[ancient gyro]

uh fib is all I can think of that's not the common duh answers

[cloud sinew]

thank fuck for that random wild i added from the standard

[tawny radish]

i once told my friend that was on pc for the first time to hold r on a ante 12 run

he was

angered

fs

[patent sail]

hold power button

[signal brook]

😭🙏

[cloud sinew]

works if you connect a keyboard

[tawny radish]

whats a keyboars

[signal brook]

Hold your phones back plate and remove the battery

[ancient gyro]

you're in dire need of upstair suit tarots soon I predict

[cloud sinew]

i am aware

i have not found one

[ancient gyro]

🥀

[patent sail]

we aint in 2012, phones cant do that anymore

[signal brook]

Sadge

Playing balatro on my Samsung s-4

[patent sail]

they took away everytging from us

[tawny radish]

do you have any keyboars

[patent sail]

how old is that

[signal brook]

Old

[cloud sinew]

The only rental i wont take in the shop...

L

[signal brook]

Probably

[harsh relic]

me no have keyboars

[patent sail]

i got 8 years old samsung s7 lmao

[tawny radish]

sad

[patent sail]

s4 is like even older id assume

[signal brook]

Gonna connect keyboars to play ballsatro fr

[signal brook]

Nooo

[harsh relic]

Balala grind

[patent sail]

i mean even my s7 being ancient by nowdays standards cant have back pannel removed so like

[ancient gyro]

for ip ratings

[patent sail]

ip stands for ihowwellcanit playbalatro

[ancient gyro]

and ig kids tampering with spicy lithium

[tawny radish]

indeed

[ancient gyro]

etc

[ancient gyro]

playstack integrated that 😀

[patent sail]

im not a kid and i still wanna tamper with it, i like how funny it tastes :3

[cloud sinew]

Not on switch though

[signal brook]

Yummy

Baby's first bath bomb!

[cloud sinew]

On switch you can use it to rename your profile and type a seed, but thats it

[atomic trout]

Takes risks, got rewarded.

[cloud sinew]

what was the risk

[heavy heron]

you sha’ant tamper with which you not know!

[atomic trout]

Investment Tag and that small money tag where you skip

I forgot

[patent sail]

rewarded with celestial pack then go next

[atomic trout]

Let's see

[stark marsh]

Need some FREAKING advice got like zero economy and zero chips so do I sell the chad for rebate or keep it and remain poor?

[patent sail]

im joking 😭

whats chad doing here anyway

[signal brook]

Sell canio

[stark marsh]

Chips I neeeeeeeed chips

[cloud sinew]

Why did you not just take investment

[patent sail]

man

[cloud sinew]

Sell chad for rebate

[stark marsh]

Yeah I’ll do that and then lose next round because that’s where all my scoring is, NERD!

[signal brook]

Can your device

Run doom

[stark marsh]

Yeah I guess

[signal brook]

Go play that instead

Bye

[patent sail]

i bought burglar with banner for chips again.

[heavy heron]

it seems chad is not doing much..

[stark marsh]

And the thought process behind that is what? So I can recreate it in the future

[patent sail]

you can play doom in discord

[cloud sinew]

You need econ, and chad doesnt do much for your score (arguably does the least out of all your jokers)

[heavy heron]

20 chips is nothing

unless you have like bonus cards and you’re that desperate

[stark marsh]

Ok, if this doesn’t work I’m going to hurt myself reeeeaaallllyyyy badly, like reeeeeaaalllyyyy badly, I have a cactus nearby

[heavy heron]

NOOOO

no cactus

[patent sail]

play black deck, that works too

[heavy heron]

🌵

[molten badger]

$7 direcotrs cut hits hard

[heavy heron]

also copy rebate when discarding :)

[cloud sinew]

thats cringe

[stark marsh]

I have super nova on straight flush

[fresh pebble]

Cringe

[patent sail]

walk us through the strategy behind this decision

[fresh pebble]

Not Jimbo approved

[stark marsh]

Because royal flush is the highest scoring hand in the game

[fresh pebble]

But is inconsistent so Nova won't scale well

[heavy heron]

hey, 1 mult could be the difference!

[stark marsh]

It’s already at 8 mult thats super high

[fresh pebble]

Four fingers could help

[fresh pebble]

.....pair builds it gets up to 30 something

Or more

[patent sail]

thats what super in supernova stands for

[fresh pebble]

But 8 is pretty good

[heavy heron]

then what’s the nova..

[stark marsh]

This user freaking gets it

[patent sail]

oh you dont even wanna know...

[heavy heron]

😳

[robust lance]

It’s crack cocaine!

[fresh pebble]

Endless do you have four fingers to make royal flush easier?

[stark marsh]

And why would I do pairs they are weak

[prisma jay]

Where are my tarots

[molten badger]

totally on accident did a royal flush xd

[heavy heron]

😨

[stark marsh]

I have five fingers to hold my phone better yes

[patent sail]

nova in supernova stands for

n - good
o - mult
v -
a -

[heavy heron]

…yea

[robust lance]

Idk :3 I say with a corner of a card hanging out of my mouth

[fresh pebble]

With planets they scale really well

[heavy heron]

i think you’re possibly missing a few words and letters but you prob got it

[stark marsh]

No it doesn’t mercury is weak Neptune is strong

[patent sail]

at the casino, where the tarots at? jimbo want !

[robust lance]

Truuueeeeee

[fresh pebble]

It does chups and mult plus it's more consistent and scales better with other jokers

[heavy heron]

chups

[patent sail]

you are the real ein of stein

[calm furnace]

pizza joker when?

[fresh pebble]

Am I being trolled?

[heavy heron]

what’s the server in your bio

[patent sail]

i will eat it

[molten badger]

ah yes, chups

[calm furnace]

same

[stark marsh]

What other jokers I have what I posted before

[fresh pebble]

Can you resend

[robust lance]

Not if I eat it first

[stark marsh]

What other jokers i have what i posted before

[patent sail]

Too late, i already ate it

[atomic trout]

I did take investment.... 😨

[heavy heron]

nice!

[fresh pebble]

OH ok your good

[atomic trout]

The best Deck.. The Analyst Deck

[robust lance]

Factual

[calm furnace]

norf joker
eats bean gains xmult

[fresh pebble]

Get some gold seals or luck cards for hanging Chad to retrigger

[patent sail]

horse joker: neigh

[fresh pebble]

Political reading group don't discuss because it's against server rules :3

[calm furnace]

horse joker scales +1 with hand resets if non face card is scored

ride the horse

[fresh pebble]

Madness is so good

I love madness I want madness deck

[calm furnace]

madness #1

[heavy heron]

okHAHA

[cloud sinew]

"just", as in "Why did you take Investment as well as Speed Tag instead of taking only Investment?"

[patent sail]

eats the cards if it doesnt like them

it will have in-built ai that analyses cards if they are worthy of living

[fresh pebble]

Will be spared by madness

[calm furnace]

madness kills the horse

[fresh pebble]

New joker sanity

[calm furnace]

it exists

its called chicot

[patent sail]

horse works with madness to destroy everything

[fresh pebble]

Yes

You understand muh vision

[patent sail]

it doesnt even gain anytging, it just eats cards if it feels like it

✅✅✅

[calm furnace]

trading card but good

[fresh pebble]

YES

[fresh pebble]

Trading card is good?

[patent sail]

it is

[fresh pebble]

I need to change my name to number 1 madness fan

[stark marsh]

Consulted the graph

[cloud sinew]

This is a horrible tierlist

[calm furnace]

graph has trib at S tier

thats a terrible graph

[stark marsh]

Cry me a river!

[patent sail]

consult MY graph

[fresh pebble]

Madness isn't in madness teir

Bad graph

[cloud sinew]

you dropped the tierlist in chat like an authority on the matter. this is one of the worst tierlists ive ever seen, 2/10.

[stark marsh]

There is no madness tier it’s a tier list

[shell dagger]

Showman and shortcut in the same tier jolymoly

[stark marsh]

Ha! Says the mayor of bad opinion town

[fresh pebble]

Madness isn't in madness teir bad graph

[calm furnace]

bait used to believable

[patent sail]

move the dagger bro its gonna eat your trio next round

[stark marsh]

Shit thanks lemme just…..

Ok thanks

[shell dagger]

If you insult the other person instead of explaining your decisions you’ll get no respect in this convo

[drifting gorge]

throwback in F is crazy

[fresh pebble]

It's a bad one

[shell dagger]

Oops wrong reply

[stark marsh]

F stands do freaking sucks

[shell dagger]

This one

[calm furnace]

if dagger eats most jokers on that tier list it might become a good tier list

[fresh pebble]

I'm makeing a joke 😭

[stark marsh]

Heh. Says the mayor poop town.

[fresh pebble]

I'm fine with madness in b

[cloud sinew]

RT replied to the wrong person

[stark marsh]

Retweet!

[patent sail]

i will make a good tierlist alright

[calm furnace]

pog baron pog

[drifting gorge]

also why are sinful jokers in the same tier as blue joker

[cloud sinew]

@ancient gyro im gonna make a black deck tierlist rq

[calm furnace]

tier list has campfire and license in C tier

[stark marsh]

Just because sock and buskin are gay for eachother doesn’t mean it’s a sin, be better.

[patent sail]

consult the graph

[ancient gyro]

nope 😀

[ancient gyro]

oh boy

[cloud sinew]

Actually i dont wanna

[ancient gyro]

oh ok

[shell dagger]

Make a plasma deck tierlist

[cloud sinew]

i havent played enough and im uninterested atm

[stark marsh]

Abstract joker S tier because more joker slots

[ancient gyro]

1 minute of delayed uninterest

[shell dagger]

chat should i spend 40 minutes arguing in here or should i go for a run

[ancient gyro]

plasma is just inflated scaling chips and econ

[cloud sinew]

Run

[ancient gyro]

go jog

[drifting gorge]

go for a run

[shell dagger]

no (haha get it)

[patent sail]

argue

[shell dagger]

yeah im goin

[patent sail]

so what are we arguimg about today

[stark marsh]

I’m the smartest person here and everyone else is a peon ant

[robust lance]

If l youre the smartest… then whats 9+10?

[patent sail]

910

[woven spire]

21

[stark marsh]

19, but there is a common “meme” where someone says 21

[woven spire]

kill them

[robust lance]

Wrong!!!

[patent sail]

dude you ruined the joke we were supposed to give incorrect answers

[robust lance]

It’s dead grandma

[terse vale]

yikes

[woven spire]

i just got here 😞

[cloud sinew]

910 (i declared them as strings)

[stark marsh]

mimimimimimimi
That’s you

[patent sail]

[robust lance]

Super paper mario hours up in here

[terse vale]

bootstraps in B thats all i'm gonna say

[stark marsh]

Someone doesn’t have their money up

[cloud sinew]

Chat I want to take a break from black deck C++, what deck should I streak that isnt nebula or black deck

[terse vale]

100 dollars for 20 mult yea thats worth it

[patent sail]

would you rather have 1 dollar

or nah

[terse vale]

painted maybe?

[robust lance]

Dinner with jay Z

[cloud sinew]

40 mult actually

[stark marsh]

Only a hundred? I knew I heard BROKE

[unreal iron]

a nah could be anything, even a dollar!

[patent sail]

🐎

[terse vale]

O really

ohhhhh

still not worth it luckily

[patent sail]

would you rather have 5 dollars in a million years

or 1 dollar in 5 million years

[terse vale]

I wood like to spend my money

[unreal iron]

thats a lot of waiting

[cloud sinew]

I would like to win, so spending money is anti to that sometimes

[atomic trout]

Jokermón ready for deployment.

[patent sail]

but its for money!

[cloud sinew]

i wont have either because I will be dead

unless

it then means i live for that long

[robust lance]

But spending money for rerolls is like gambling during the down times of card gambling

[patent sail]

"i will be dead" nuh uh, mr. bones

[cloud sinew]

because i cant have it if im dead

[robust lance]

You can gamble in between gambles

[cloud sinew]

gambling is how you lose

[unreal iron]

like 5$ maybe

[robust lance]

But it’s fun…

[patent sail]

thats how you have fun you wanted to say

[atomic trout]

Good game... 😨

[cloud sinew]

losing is fun?

[patent sail]

fun police these days bro...

[terse vale]

only really in the case of bootstraps
cus with bull its honestly fine to roll down

[robust lance]

Yeah cause gambling

[cloud sinew]

That is not how I have fun actually

[robust lance]

I love spending (time with my friends and family)

[patent sail]

okay but consider this:

90% of gamblers quit before negative skip hits popcorn 🎰💸🎰🤑🎰💸

[atomic trout]

⚰️

[west hemlock]

People are so anti gambling in this game and that annoys me sometimes

[robust lance]

See you get it!

[west hemlock]

Nobody said it’s optimal it’s fun

[cloud sinew]

Because I like winning

[calm furnace]

its factually impossible to argue with this tier list 🗣️

[terse vale]

chat gpt ass list

[patent sail]

f stands for flower pot

[west hemlock]

People who don’t like gambling just have bad luck

[robust lance]

Haven’t tread this but throwback probably low af

[terse vale]

yeah

[patent sail]

see, this guy gets it

[cloud sinew]

There is no such thing as luck

I simply win

[terse vale]

also they like consistency

[calm furnace]

factually impossible to be proven wrong

[west hemlock]

Only chance and rot, inevitable loss

[patent sail]

then what do i call negative skip hitting seance 🤑🤑💸🎰🎰

[terse vale]

I didnt know so many joker names started with S

[fresh pebble]

Sorry

Soru

[calm furnace]

S T and R common starting letter for jokers apparently

[fresh pebble]

Srrrisky

[cloud sinew]

a bad decision

[fresh pebble]

[cloud sinew]

based on the expected value of negative tags

[fresh pebble]

always take me

[west hemlock]

Fibonacci F yea okay

[calm furnace]

its not?

[robust lance]

It’s +1 joker though
Could be ass but that’s another jonkler

[calm furnace]

next thing you gonna tell me Blueprint is not B

[fresh pebble]

Ok but a bunch anaglyph negative is fun

[patent sail]

funny how even here flower pot is where it belongs

[fresh pebble]

I know money is better

[cloud sinew]

I dont find it to be

[fresh pebble]

Weird

30 jonklers is fun

It's not goid

But it's fun

[patent sail]

could be negative ice cream 🤤

[calm furnace]

negative rental flower pot

[cloud sinew]

You arent getting 24 negatives from negative skips on anaglyph within ante 8 unless youre doc or running seeded

[patent sail]

i would refund my game if i saw something like that, thats scary as hell

[fresh pebble]

Trve but

Get good

[cloud sinew]

I have

[patent sail]

kid named diet cola

[fresh pebble]

I know

[calm furnace]

if you copy cola with blueprint and sell blueprint you get 2 skip tags

[fresh pebble]

I suck at baltro

But

[calm furnace]

hidden mechanic

[cloud sinew]

awesome! Now do that 15 more times

[fresh pebble]

REALLY

[patent sail]

you just dont have the gamblepilled negativemaxxer mindset

[cloud sinew]

No you dont 🤓

[fresh pebble]

^TS

[robust lance]

Or you use Anaglyph deck with anaglyph sleeve mod

[calm furnace]

have you tried it?

it works

[patent sail]

atp you could use console and spawn 30 negative flower pots

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general then!

[fresh pebble]

Wait do you guys not go to endless?

[robust lance]

I’m Not a nanlet

[cloud sinew]

It doesnt give you two though

[fresh pebble]

No matter the run I go to endless

[fresh pebble]

Nanlet?

[cloud sinew]

insult for endless players that I wish me and Salsa never came up with

[patent sail]

why is it called endless if the end of it isnt less

[calm furnace]

its not even endess

it ends at ante39

[robust lance]

No the word actually existed 35 million years ago
The sign was removed though because nobody said it

[calm furnace]

fake ass game mode

[patent sail]

well what if localthunk can only count to 39 and he doesnt know what number comes next so thats infinity for him

[half plinth]

what a lucky random run, got a 4oak of queens after skipping both first rounds

i even got the money sprout thingy i forgot the name in english

[fresh pebble]

Why insult us?

[cloud sinew]

seed money

[fresh pebble]

Endless is fun

[cloud sinew]

because endless isn't what the game is balanced around

[calm furnace]

citation missing

[fresh pebble]

All your hopes get destroyed

[fresh pebble]

So?

It's still fun

[patent sail]

i dont have any arguments here but i just like throwing in unfunny jokes so keep going

[terse vale]

sure but when people use it to argue the viability of jokers it gets annoyinhggggg

[cloud sinew]

for some people, but it distorts peoples opinions on balance when the game is balanced around ante 8

[terse vale]

yeah

[uneven viper]

Sick art

[fresh pebble]

Oh ok that's completely fair

[calm furnace]

dont eat that

[robust lance]

Price of real lie banana bunch

[half plinth]

here R9P4L2MI

[cloud sinew]

I wouldn't mind people playing endless if it didn't negatively impact their opinions on balance within a8/GS

[uneven viper]

Yummy

[fresh pebble]

I don't talk about balance I just like my madness

[uneven viper]

1ST HAND

Expired already

I'm so cooked

[last bay]

What is the play here? Does the blueprint matter at all?

[patent sail]

🌪️

[cloud sinew]

you said that madness was so good lol

[patent sail]

ante 8 it is

[fresh pebble]

It is it's fun

[patent sail]

past that falls off

[cloud sinew]

fun and good aren't the same, though there can be overlap.

[fresh pebble]

Oh ok I'll just call it fun then

[cloud sinew]

that works

[patent sail]

negative tag is fun, baron is strength ✅✅✅ very good take that isnt ragebait

[fresh pebble]

Also I did have question like baron 80% of the time isn't that good in ante 8?

[cloud sinew]

its way higher than that

95%+

baron is one of the worst jokers for ante 8

[fresh pebble]

Thought so I always thought braron was over hyped

It's good endless

[cloud sinew]

the even funnier thing about this screenshot

[fresh pebble]

But it needs a bunch of set up

So for ante 8 it's not good

[patent sail]

the idol 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[cloud sinew]

is that baron is poly and they still only managed to make it to ante 2

on white stake

[fresh pebble]

Bad hand draws

[calm furnace]

most likely they tried to keep kings in hand instead of playing a big hand

[patent sail]

i mean its fair, hands are hand to draw, took me a few years to have even a slightest bit of understanding about their anatomy

[fresh pebble]

My brain goes oggah booga when I see baron

Same with madness

I've thrown games for a duped madness

Worth it tho

[cloud sinew]

even if they drew all 4 kings that's still only x38 on whatever hand you can play with the rest of your cards

[patent sail]

high card 🔥🔥🔥

[fresh pebble]

True

[cloud sinew]

good luck drawing anything more than hc with 4 handsize

[fresh pebble]

Trve

Plus you wouldn't have high card good early on

Ok I see how endless can skew thoughts on stuff

[half plinth]

fuck this

[fresh pebble]

SO REAL

[robust lance]

Plus baron kinda sucks (to a partial extent though, I’ve grown more tolerant of baron)

[cloud sinew]

baron really sucks

[cloud sinew]

growing partial to baron means you've been playing endless

[robust lance]

Helped me win one time

That’s it :3

[fresh pebble]

True

[violet lagoon]

hit the moon is better

[cloud sinew]

helped me win like 5 times in ~1000 hours which means it doesnt do much at all

[patent sail]

shoot the road

[robust lance]

I also had shoot the moon on me

[fresh pebble]

True for early game

[violet lagoon]

Shoot the road 🔥

[robust lance]

Stats check out, my one baron win happened ~200 hours in

[patent sail]

Hit the moon 🔥

[violet lagoon]

every jack killed gets 0.5 XMULT

[fresh pebble]

Fire

I love killing jacks

[robust lance]

What did Jack do to you

[patent sail]

[robust lance]

Jack black

[fresh pebble]

In baltro

[fresh pebble]

Two pair instead of full house

[patent sail]

well i like it too outside of balatro

[fresh pebble]

On round one

[patent sail]

full house 🥀

[clear mulch]

how do you kill paper

[fresh pebble]

Fire

[patent sail]

burn

[violet lagoon]

fire

[idle viper]

I need some help with decision making again

I’m thinking of switching rebate for this because once I have a mult joker my build is kind of set. I just need someone to reaffirm that decision

[clear mulch]

1 neuron across 3 people

[patent sail]

🔥🔥🔥

[calm furnace]

paper shredder

[patent sail]

wrong i have 0

[violet lagoon]

Remove stone and put the not discovered instead

[clear mulch]

yourw piggybacking off the others i see

[violet lagoon]

At the same place

[cloud sinew]

here are the only 3 times that baron has helped me beat gold stake in 1000 hours

[patent sail]

✅

[idle viper]

Makes sense

[patent sail]

explain our friendgroup

[clear mulch]

we are ohio

[patent sail]

🐈

meow

[clear mulch]

maaow

mrrw

[cloud sinew]

i dont have a single screenshot of idol helping me win gold stake lmao

[patent sail]

accurate

[clear mulch]

its an endless joker, too unreliable

[violet lagoon]

It's useful on extreme decks

Only on extreme decks

[cloud sinew]

"extreme decks"?

[patent sail]

how many screenshots you have of flower pot

now you have 0 because you should delete them all

[violet lagoon]

I mean

[clear mulch]

what is an extreme deck

[violet lagoon]

decks who are really fucked up

Like only kings

[clear mulch]

yeah so endless

[cloud sinew]

so basically endless only

[patent sail]

to me, those decks are normal..... heh.... just a little glimpse into my dark and twisted mind......

[clear mulch]

youre scaring me there, you rude buster

[patent sail]

i eat metal for fun

specifically copper

[clear mulch]

thats even ruder, buster

[flat warren]

Idk why I’m overthinking this early but do I take invisible 😂

[robust lance]

Say that again…

[clear mulch]

👀

[molten thicket]

why not

[violet lagoon]

TAKE IT

[cloud sinew]

I have only 1

[patent sail]

keep it that way

[cloud sinew]

flower pot my hatred

[clear mulch]

flower pot my neutral

[violet lagoon]

"guys should I get the soul?" ahh questions

[cloud sinew]

flower pot your should be hatred

[molten thicket]

flower pot my ehhhhhh

[unreal topaz]

shockingly i have exactly one

[cloud sinew]

flower pot is incredibly bad

desperately needs a buff/rework

[patent sail]

i have exactly 0 of them! that is a clever and subtle reference to the fact that i fucking hate flower pot!

[violet lagoon]

Wild cards

[clear mulch]

the idol's name is fitting. Its idolized and glazed too much smh smy smh smh smh smh

i said smh btw

[cloud sinew]

wild cards actually hurt flowerpot quite often

debuffed wilds don't count as their base suit (bug)

[molten thicket]

is it a bug?

[cloud sinew]

yes

[molten thicket]

ive always thought it was intentional

[clear mulch]

does that also mean it should work for flushes?

[wary zodiac]

andrew

[unreal topaz]

yeah idk how justice didnt show up but idol did lol

[molten thicket]

i mean it does kinda make sense when you think abt it

[cloud sinew]

how so?

[rich mauve]

locathunk probably thought what would happen

[clear mulch]

i mean, could you make flushes with wild cards while they're debuffed?

[cloud sinew]

not really. it checks if the poker hand contains..., not that they need to be scoring

[rich mauve]

and choose current version over that

[flat warren]

Oh I’m a big dumb dumb. I thought invisible was like hex. Carry on I’m on a legend seed

[clear mulch]

youc currently cant

[cloud sinew]

Jolly

[wary zodiac]

flush four

[cloud sinew]

the bug is specifically that their base suit doesn't count for flower pot, not the wild card ability

you can make flushes with debuffed cards

[unreal topaz]

if the base suit matches you can

[clear mulch]

oh no mandela effect

[flat warren]

Much happiness much prosper

[clear mulch]

NOT THE HORSE

[cloud sinew]

crazy how they made "being wrong" an "effect"

[patent sail]

too late

[rich mauve]

hmm yeah that seems wrong

[clear mulch]

im

[cloud sinew]

what

[primal heath]

how did you write that

[patent sail]

antony barbosa: im antony barbosa

[sand lily]

I HATE SHOP 1 I HATE SHOP 1 I HATE SHOP 1

$8 for my wee wee

[patent sail]

its quite simple, just hit the key

[cloud sinew]

thank god for the guaranteed buffoon pack

[primal heath]

ah, of course

[clear mulch]

it is???

[primal heath]

can't find it on my keyboard :(

[clear mulch]

its labeled as

[fervent wolf]

This was a free win

[cloud sinew]

there's always a regular buffoon pack in the first shop, how have you not noticed this?

it's there every time

[fervent wolf]

Run was won anyways

[clear mulch]

i dont knowwwww

stop horsing around

[patent sail]

quit horsing around

[calm furnace]

ride the horse

[clear mulch]

STOP PIGGYBACKING OTHER'S NEURONS

[patent sail]

1 neuron for both except i have 0

brains are so gross and slimey, im glad i dont have that

[cloud sinew]

localthunk should make a Flower Pot that isn't one of the worst xmults in existence

[calm furnace]

dr spectered idea about fixing flower pot is nice

[patent sail]

localthunk should fix a bug where flower pot appears in shops

[fervent wolf]

Meow

[clear mulch]

new effect: +1 evil if you

[rich mauve]

because it is kinda not your fault

your brain (and everyone else's) try to complete the picture

[clear mulch]

i dont draw with my brain

[patent sail]

you instead draw with balatro hand size

[rich mauve]

no imagination?

no mind to think?

[cloud sinew]

"and everyone else's" is not true. most people don't make that mistake, it's just that the people who do think that theyre right because enough people made that same mistake.

[clear mulch]

i use a pencil or a stilus

[patent sail]

i dont know those jokers, what do they do

[rich mauve]

most people say "I don't know" but it doesn't mean they don't do that

[cloud sinew]

what

what don't they do 😭

[patent sail]

think

i certainly dont

[rich mauve]

"saying" monopoly guy have an one eyed glasses and "thinking" monopoly guy have an one eyed glasses is not same thing

[cloud sinew]

you didn't answer my question

[sand lily]

The duality of man

[patent sail]

anyways what jokers should i incorporate into bloodstone personification IM OUT OF IDEAS 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[patent sail]

madness

[rich mauve]

what question

[cloud sinew]

riff raff