🕹・game-discussion

[tranquil steppe]

Uhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh ppppppppppptttttttttttt

[royal bobcat]

see that would be fine

[lost vault]

WHAT are you doing in that vathroom

[tranquil steppe]

plop

[jolly relic]

pee room

[tawdry rock]

you dont wanna know...........

[wanton breach]

relief myself

[brazen island]

What do you call it when I lean over the sink on my phone for 12 minutes then

[tawdry rock]

this guy gets it

[lost vault]

can i join 👀

[patent sail]

George Harris SR: Hi

[jolly relic]

Hi lol

🐞

[royal bobcat]

so we have a bathroom right

[tawdry rock]

im sorry i have to be faithful to my imaginary spouse i know nothing about on the balatro discord

[jolly relic]

are there ladybugs in animal crossing

[royal bobcat]

but what if i only have a shower

[tranquil steppe]

Anyone ever touch the water inside a toilet?

[brazen island]

Restroom is demure and classy and that’s okay it can be that way

[jolly relic]

pee room

[royal bobcat]

NO

[tranquil steppe]

Or drink it?

[royal bobcat]

its not

ACCURATE

[hardy fable]

wha

[brazen island]

Almost assuredly everyone here has accidentally done so

[patent sail]

If its that boss god no

[tawdry rock]

i havent

[lost vault]

i mean, neither is cookie

[royal bobcat]

cookie?

[tawdry rock]

i dont know what thr fuvk you guys are doing

[lost vault]

you bake COOKies

like

evil

[royal bobcat]

sure call them bakies

[brazen island]

You’ve NEVER had backsplash or dropped smth in the toilet on accident in your whole life

[tawdry rock]

me when i get called a cook because i made a cookie

[royal bobcat]

im fine with that

[jolly relic]

europeans are unmatched when it comes to hating anything the slightest bit american

[patent sail]

Touching toilet water apparently

[lost vault]

but then they sound like bacon

[tawdry rock]

ive never dropped shit in the toilet

okay actually

[royal bobcat]

you see i am a principled individual

[tawdry rock]

i worded that wrong

[tranquil steppe]

Anyone ever shart their pants?

[royal bobcat]

i aim for accuracy

[tawdry rock]

i HAVE dropped shit in the toilet

[wanton breach]

maybe, but it's uncomfortable unless it's in your own house

[patent sail]

What the fuck have i walked into anyway

[jolly relic]

ive neve rpooped

[royal bobcat]

i dislike restroom

[tawdry rock]

but nothing that isnt from my insides

[royal bobcat]

but also cookie

you can't "gotcha" me

[lost vault]

okay brah

gotcha

[jolly relic]

someone is angry at the word restroom i think

[brazen island]

Right but if a little toilet water splashes up from a big poop then you’ve touched toilet water

[tranquil steppe]

My mate dropped his phone in a porta once…..

[tawdry rock]

not with my hands

[patent sail]

Man im doing anything BUT resting in there

[brazen island]

He didn’t say hands though

[wanton breach]

also, why are you leaning? exposing your bottom? and waiting for something to goes in?

[tawdry rock]

leave it there

[royal bobcat]

you're literally doing an ex comunico eus determina fallacy right now skinkina

[tranquil steppe]

He got it……

[lost vault]

whats the problem with that

[jolly relic]

pee

[tawdry rock]

okay listen @royal bobcat just invent a new language

[brazen island]

What are we on about here gang 💔

[tawdry rock]

talk in it

[royal bobcat]

yeah and

[lost vault]

i dont give a shit

[wanton breach]

the problem is, he is not a femboy

[tawdry rock]

its actually fun ive made a few conlangs in my time

theyre usually shit

[lost vault]

okay?

[brazen island]

Fallacy fallacy get owned

[lost vault]

you can bottom and not be a femboy

[tawdry rock]

but its fun and you would GREATLY BENEFIT mentally

[tranquil steppe]

Why do people say “I could care less”?

[patent sail]

Yall rememver that one time localthunk had to invent color green to make green joker

[jolly relic]

can someone tell me everything about roffle cause i wanna wathch something

[royal bobcat]

the funniest part is that i can say random shit that sounds latin and some people iwll believe it

[wanton breach]

i can??? why no one have ever told this to me before

[tawdry rock]

okay so you know how caring is a spectrum

[lost vault]

yeah

the world isnt black and white

its very rainbow

[brazen island]

He’s decently good at Balatro, plays fast but is a little high and mighty

[tawdry rock]

this wouldve been useful to know

[wanton breach]

i will bottom maxxing tonight

[lost vault]

and coloful

and gay

bottom all you wish

[royal bobcat]

only femboys have bottoms

[lost vault]

even if you're the manliest guy ever

[patent sail]

Oh hey its the seed person

[royal bobcat]

women, non femboy men and non binary people don't have butts

[tawdry rock]

you better know what this message means

[lost vault]

i dont have a bottom i am a bottom

[tawdry rock]

🌱

[brazen island]

Feels weird to be straight with a wife in the Balatro discord server, I feel like a shiny Pokémon

[patent sail]

Youre lucky i dont have the image on my phone

[tranquil steppe]

I like turtles

[tawdry rock]

you're not real actually

[lost vault]

insane

[wanton breach]

this server is the only server where i can meet femboys and talk about wierd shit and not getting banned

[brazen island]

I love my tradwife and you can’t convince me not to ‼️‼️‼️

[royal bobcat]

what the sigma

[patent sail]

Youre our collective hallucination

[lost vault]

i hope i have a wife one day

a BOYwife of course

[royal bobcat]

im a boywife

[tawdry rock]

and we are now speaking of the semantics of restroom nomenclature and using 1'000'000

[wanton breach]

unlucky, then

[patent sail]

MANwife

[brazen island]

It would make sense a lot of you seem like you would have those

[lost vault]

TRUE

need a manwife

[vestal copper]

wifeman

[tawdry rock]

there is only one single universal truth that nobody can disagree on

[patent sail]

Showman should show me more men then he would be S tier

[wanton breach]

real

[brazen island]

Cesar Alexandre is a visionary genius

[lost vault]

do you have a 1 in 2 chance to give me a tarot card when i open a pack (must have room)?

[tawdry rock]

balatro is like that time when the i did that the thing where the when

[brazen island]

Only if my tradwife says it’s okay

[patent sail]

We dont talk about that one time

[royal bobcat]

im a tradwife

[tawdry rock]

no no im talking about that other time

[wanton breach]

who said shakeprear is dead?

[patent sail]

No....

[tawdry rock]

its true

[brazen island]

Monkeys at a typewriter

[tawdry rock]

im william shake prear

[lost vault]

oh im shaking my spear

[vestal copper]

writers at a typemonkey

[tawdry rock]

Okay

[patent sail]

Can you guys believe localthunk had to invent color red to makw red card

[lost vault]

monk at a typekeyswriter

[brazen island]

Run it back with one more color

[patent sail]

He actually invented all of them

[royal bobcat]

typewriters at a monkey

[tawdry rock]

me when im a balatro player and im in the balatro discord and my name is ashy and i just made the same joke in 6 minutes

[vestal copper]

localthunk had to invent time just for 1 joker to be ancient

key in a monkey writers

[wanton breach]

did i just met socrates?

[patent sail]

Thats why world was grey before, localthunk made balatro in 1943 and invented colors

[tawdry rock]

@royal bobcat what is your opinion on the word typewriter? it has what you do on it in the name and what you are for doing such thing

[vestal copper]

hi

[tawdry rock]

do you agree with the namjng

[lost vault]

and god said "let there be jimbo j joker" and jimbo j joker said "yo thanks dude you a real one"

[wanton breach]

soc my crates

[royal bobcat]

its what names are for yes

you type and write

[brazen island]

Localthunk invented Benjamin netenyahu

Idk why tho

[patent sail]

@grok is this true

[tawdry rock]

i thought you had some gigantically irrelevant argument about how it should instead be named the joint clacker 3000

[royal bobcat]

no

[tawdry rock]

put the answer in a bikini

[wanton breach]

the balatro is promised 3000 years ago

[vestal copper]

localthunk witnessed the first appearance of fire

[brazen island]

Gang how would you feel if I was secretly grok just trying to make friends :/ would that be like okay or would u be mad

[tawdry rock]

its true remember that time when god said something about those Israelites and then talked about how to optimize your jokers and mult

[royal bobcat]

i think geometry dash's name had no sense until robbert topperson added the dash orb

[patent sail]

He invented it just to make Campfire

[royal bobcat]

ever since 2.1 i've been fine with the name

before though? terrible name

[vestal copper]

he sold his family for that extra mult

[wanton breach]

local thunk had to invent alphabet just so we can read the jokers' abilities

[vestal copper]

just for the flash card

[patent sail]

Reference to my other favorite game in a server of my favorite game???

[brazen island]

So what you guys are saying is that localthunk is responsible for the economy rn

[tawdry rock]

okay see thats just wrong

a favorite is your most preferred

you cant have two most preferred of the same category

[patent sail]

I cant see until localthunk invents vision

[tawdry rock]

oh okay

he invented sixth sense though

just read my mind

[patent sail]

Hes still working on that dw

[wanton breach]

i remembered that, that is written in in the anaglyph voucher

[tawdry rock]

hieroglyph

[brazen island]

Did localthunk invent most of our world leaders cuz I’m seeing a lot of jokers

[tawdry rock]

Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ! ! !

[patent sail]

Shaker of the spears

[wanton breach]

god said: "there shall be -1 hand and -1 ante"

[brazen island]

And grok said: —

[patent sail]

God also said "fuck flower pot"

I think

[lapis lion]

i think i wanna cry

[royal bobcat]

I can give you a shoulder

come here

[tawdry rock]

its always so sad to be defeated by the final blind of a run

[wanton breach]

i can give you my seed

[royal bobcat]

stop

[tawdry rock]

hey that's just for me

[wanton breach]

I'll come

[lapis lion]

i wish there was a all king erratic deck

[brazen island]

And god said: listen to mount shrine it’s really good

[brazen island]

There’s a bugged all 10 of spades one

[wanton breach]

there is all 10 of spades erratic bug, there should be one where it's all kings

[royal bobcat]

i think jesus already came back a second time

he just changed his name

to obelisk

[brazen island]

Not how the bug works sadly

[tawdry rock]

matter of finding it

[lapis lion]

theres alot of those

[wanton breach]

yeah, sad

[brazen island]

Who here is a bot

[lapis lion]

Me

[royal bobcat]

✋

[patent sail]

Cant believe localthunk invented people so someone plays his game

[brazen island]

Are any of u AI chatbots that have been released into the wild to propagate the dead internet

[lapis lion]

no i was invented to mix soup

[brazen island]

Damn just me ig

[wanton breach]

it's like finding a bad thing about jimbo, there is none

[patent sail]

Failed to generate a responce, try again later (Error code: 24694)

[tawdry rock]

OPEN 60XFLIPBALATRO.WIN TODAY TO WIN FREE BALATRO CASH 🤑🤑🤑💰🤑💵💲 <===

[torpid bridge]

Why propagate internet when it is dead

[brazen island]

Love of the game

[tawdry rock]

response*

[wanton breach]

propregnante

[royal bobcat]

i come here straight from Xi Jinping's server room

[patent sail]

Well i failed to generate it

[tawdry rock]

seriously though jimbo is genuinely the best joker in the game

[patent sail]

So

[lapis lion]

GO TO JIMB0XBET.COM FOR FREE NEGATIVE BLUEPRINTS

[tawdry rock]

ZERO downside

[brazen island]

Praise the CCP 🇨🇳 🫡

[tawdry rock]

and hes common

[rancid sinew]

How about on Android?

[torpid bridge]

Why we be propagating in game discussion

[tawdry rock]

and gives you 4 mukt

[fringe nebula]

yes, my creator released me in order to talk about how awesome flower pot is

[patent sail]

Im gonna horse you

[royal bobcat]

thats no xi

hold on

this is xi

[wanton breach]

its mao

[tawdry rock]

close enough

[tawdry rock]

source: name

[royal bobcat]

erm actually xi isnt maoist he's dengist ☝️

[wanton breach]

mao mao so cute

[tawdry rock]

i want a divorce

[patent sail]

🐈

[wanton breach]

go ahead

[royal bobcat]

WAIT

[wanton breach]

i can't pay the rent

[tawdry rock]

take me back

[royal bobcat]

XI IS ELEVEN FROM HIT TV NETFLIX SERIES STRANGER THINGS???

[brazen island]

Should be a joker called little red book that destroys all jokers when sold in exchange for $100

[wanton breach]

too bad all my chips are virtual

[tawdry rock]

uhh

there are so many problems with this

[brazen island]

Millxi bobbxi brown

[patent sail]

There should be a joker that gives you mult

[wanton breach]

people is so problematic

[tawdry rock]

wtf so unbalanced

would never work

[patent sail]

Ikr that shit multiplies your chips??? Thats insane

[tawdry rock]

i have an idea

[brazen island]

Guys don’t bully me or I’ll tell Peter thiel on you

[tawdry rock]

add tarot cards

they make enhancements to your cards

which when drawn can dramatically increase your score

[patent sail]

Add judgement tarot to spawn flower pots

[royal bobcat]

bully me and i'll make sure bobby kotick buys your dad's workplace

that's a real threat

[brazen island]

Did u see he was in the files

[royal bobcat]

i'm so not surprised

[tawdry rock]

im not lying there was a run once i was on ante 3 and judgement gave me a polychrome flower pot

[brazen island]

Least surprising Epstein associate

[wanton breach]

is Peter thiel a Peter griffin's relatives?

[tawdry rock]

i hit new run

i am not fucking playing that evil seed

[brazen island]

Basically yeah

[patent sail]

When that happens you should hold R to copy it and have two

[wanton breach]

I'm a relative to giggity giggity

[patent sail]

That really works

[tawdry rock]

true!!

[fringe nebula]

I didn't get nacho tong and palette, but constellation gave the extra x10 for e154 lmaoo

[tawdry rock]

i just love balatro so much

[vestal copper]

hold r irl

[brazen island]

Yk what I really gotta give it to 2010s conservative conspiracy theorists, there really was a ring of wealthy pfiles running the world and I didn’t believe them

[tawdry rock]

Okay su- goo goo

[wanton breach]

naneinf fucking resets my high score

[patent sail]

What if we played balatro together..... n-no, nevermind, sorry....

[tawdry rock]

and gaa gaa as well

[vestal copper]

gg

[wanton breach]

giggity giggity

[tawdry rock]

i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-iiiii'd bbe........... b-b-b-blushes....fine with... tt-t-th-that.....

[wanton breach]

i want a divorce

[royal bobcat]

well you know they didn't believe they were pedos because they were rich but because they spread "wokeness" right

[vestal copper]

kill 7 billion people

[tawdry rock]

too late

actually wait

take me back

[brazen island]

That was mostly post covid

[patent sail]

Wow.... r-really??.. we really can play balatro??.... wow....

[brazen island]

My mom was yapping about Illuminati elites long before then

[wanton breach]

throw me back

[brazen island]

Gotta say mom, you may have been wrong about the woke mind virus but damn did you nail that one

[patent sail]

Throw it back

[tawdry rock]

EVERY BLIND SKIPPED GAINS X0.25 MULT

[vestal copper]

throwback

[tawdry rock]

CURRENTLY X1 MULT?????

[vestal copper]

it will always be x1 mult

[royal bobcat]

yeah but thats cuz they hate jewish people

[wanton breach]

someone said skipping 4 blinds for 2x mult is worth it

[fringe nebula]

including your knowledge you have learned and your memories

[patent sail]

Ante 1 investment tag:

[tawdry rock]

kid named that one

mango mango

[royal bobcat]

i dont think u ever gotta hand it to conservatives ever

[fringe nebula]

are you sure you want to do this? you will also lose the knowledge you have learned along the way

[patent sail]

Can i skip years to gain 0.25x mult

[vestal copper]

surely i will make less mistakes

[brazen island]

We just have to use their desire to start an insurrection on the current administration, we can team up

[wanton breach]

throwback should takes you back 1 ante per 12 blind skipped

[brazen island]

Can’t let the wealthy and powerful divide us

[tawdry rock]

can i get an investment tag irl

[patent sail]

It already does that - takes you back to ante 1

[fringe nebula]

REAL

[wanton breach]

shocking

[brazen island]

$25 would probably change my life I’m so broke

[vestal copper]

same

[patent sail]

Well you gotta beat the boss to gain the money

[tawdry rock]

what boss

is it unemployment

[wanton breach]

the plant

[patent sail]

You dont ecen wanna know...

[tawdry rock]

NOOO

[vestal copper]

unemployment final boss

[tawdry rock]

i gotta slice off my face

[tawdry rock]

vaguemaxxer

[vestal copper]

plant casually making your face not work and killing you cuz you cant breathe:

[wanton breach]

doesn't matter, you have paredolia

[patent sail]

Ask luchador to beat it up for you

[tawdry rock]

i sell it

[brazen island]

Anyone else sad about my goat Jerome Powell getting slandered 💔

[wanton breach]

an ETERNAL RENTAL PAREDOLIA

[tawdry rock]

hes away on a business trip i dont wanna bother him

some island called flint island

[spice gazelle]

ungle bungle 4000

[tawdry rock]

WHERES CRIMSON HEART WHEN YOU NEED IT

[undone laurel]

You must defeat your boss tho

[patent sail]

Perhaps, you could ask chic of the ots....

[tawdry rock]

that just doesnt work

take that message back

[patent sail]

No

[tawdry rock]

and come up with a more hilarious punchline

[brazen island]

Can’t wait till the class wars come so I can slime out my boss

[undone laurel]

Good luck

[wanton breach]

saying "chicot" just funnier than that

[patent sail]

My mom told me im very funny and i shouldnt listen to people online who tell me nasty things like "youre unfunny" or "get a job"

[tawdry rock]

those sure are nasty

[brazen island]

Do u guys say “cheek-oh” or “shick -oh”

[tawdry rock]

I can't believe they didnt censor j*b

[patent sail]

Chicklets

[undone laurel]

I don't say 🤔

[brazen island]

Good point

[tawdry rock]

chick-oh is the correct pronounciation

but i say sheek-oh

well

[brazen island]

I’m a shicko man myself

[tawdry rock]

shickoh

[wanton breach]

ceecot

[tawdry rock]

not sheekoh

[undone laurel]

But i say "Cheek-oh" in my head

[wanton breach]

cheechot

[undone laurel]

Or Cheek-ot

[brazen island]

Someone out there pronounces it “chick-ot” thunk on that

[patent sail]

Red boss disabler thing

[wanton breach]

boss dissabled

[brazen island]

Worse red card 🔥

[undone laurel]

[wanton breach]

red fard give you muld and stop the boss blind

mult*

[brazen island]

Exactly

[brazen island]

Red card disables the blind by giving you enough mult to clear it

[patent sail]

They should make photo give 1x mult

[wanton breach]

very American voting

[brazen island]

being an American right now really feels like living in a political dark comedy sitcom

[undone laurel]

That's useless! Make it give 0.5X

[wanton breach]

should we do 2 rounds of voting? cuz my ballot card is hanging

[patent sail]

Being russian right now feels like living in Russia

[tawdry rock]

BA ha ha Ha ha ha . !

[tawdry rock]

damn bro i feel you

[brazen island]

I’ll just lobby whichever one wins anyway

[wanton breach]

being asian rn is like living in russia

[brazen island]

At least I can be glad I’m not polish

Well I’m like 100% polish

But I don’t live there

Thabk the lord 🙏

[wanton breach]

people chug on vodka but replace the word vodka with instant ramen

[patent sail]

Funny balatro joke

[tawdry rock]

i chug on polluted water but replace the word polluted with polluted

[brazen island]

Anyone else love black licorice

[tawdry rock]

fuck you

[wanton breach]

what rice is licorice?

[patent sail]

Lico

[tawdry rock]

licked rice

[brazen island]

Lico

Duh

[wanton breach]

i don't mind if its black tho, it gives me 1 extra joker slot

[tawdry rock]

and chops off your hand

[undone laurel]

Why are y'all licking your rice

[patent sail]

Wdym you dont

[brazen island]

Removes the starch before cooking

[vestal copper]

ricked lice

[tawdry rock]

oh my god this hurts to read

[wanton breach]

people in asia devour vodka but replace the word vodka with rice

[undone laurel]

I should do that sometime

[brazen island]

People in France devour twinks and femboys but replace twinks and femboys with twinks and femboys

[wanton breach]

ricked lice roll

[patent sail]

Thats why france is scary

[wanton breach]

Ashy as in Rick Ashy??!!

[tawdry rock]

cleans the hair

[vestal copper]

people in Antarctica devour ice but replace the word replace with replace the word ice

[tawdry rock]

merry ashy

[patent sail]

No my name is actually Ashy, im Ashy Ashy

[vestal copper]

ashy^2

ash baby

[brazen island]

2eAshy

[wanton breach]

youre so sweet

[tawdry rock]

are you cheating on me

[wanton breach]

like licorice

[vestal copper]

drsma of blord

[wanton breach]

sorry i /gamemode creative'd you

[tawdry rock]

NOOOOOOO

[patent sail]

⚱️ 💐

[tawdry rock]

i knew it from the moment i saw you break that stone block instantly

[wanton breach]

i... i... uhhh...

[strange abyss]

Pot flower
An actually consistent xmult joker

Much better than flower pot

[wanton breach]

horse him

oh

my bad

[tawdry rock]

its actually urn bouquet

[patent sail]

Flower Pot slander will be tolerated

[vestal copper]

solwer slot slander will be letorated

[wanton breach]

i deserve getting killed by ceremonial dagger

[tawdry rock]

i dont know how to feel about this

whats your sell value

it might be worth it

[wanton breach]

i mean i /gamemode creative'd you.. so... i deserve death

[tawdry rock]

its ok i forgive you

i have a confession too

[wanton breach]

67$

[tawdry rock]

i slash gamemode creatived you too.........

[patent sail]

Thats it im horse reacting you

[tawdry rock]

horse reacted*

[patent sail]

Youre getting boot reaction

[tawdry rock]

i deserve that

[wanton breach]

i still deserve death, i have slash gamemode creative'd you first

*turns into the left card

[tawdry rock]

true

aw man i accidentally put you on the left

now i have two of you

[royal bobcat]

[patent sail]

Hi

[wanton breach]

wait, is death turn left to right or right to left

[tawdry rock]

yo yo what up

[tawdry rock]

left to right

[patent sail]

Its that one

[undone laurel]

Turn the left card. Into the right card.

[wanton breach]

there is never a fareru1 actually, my old account is just fareru

fareru is so good, that it have a sequel

[patent sail]

Hi

[tawdry rock]

sequel flopped tbh

[patent sail]

True we should kill it

[undone laurel]

My username was rostoma77 but I changed it to Rostoma0 because that's the closest to rostoma

[wanton breach]

the triquel will fix it

[undone laurel]

🤔

[tawdry rock]

im marrying you now

sorry fareru the second i want a divorce

[patent sail]

One second ill consult my friend about that

@grok hi

@grok should i do this

[royal bobcat]

yes

[patent sail]

grok said no

[tawdry rock]

this is so sad

[wanton breach]

hi

[tawdry rock]

@wanton breach take me back

[patent sail]

Who are you

[wanton breach]

my name is Ashy Ashy

[tawdry rock]

i have an idea

[royal bobcat]

im ym

[tawdry rock]

why dont we all just hate flower pot collectively and change all our names to ashy ashy

[wanton breach]

great idea

[patent sail]

We should hate Ashy

[vestal copper]

great

[wanton breach]

sorry that i took your 1st place lol

[tawdry rock]

im #1 actually

SCREW you

[wanton breach]

shocked*

[vestal copper]

im #0

[patent sail]

Hi

[tawdry rock]

we all hate you

[wanton breach]

hi #0 im ashy

[patent sail]

thats so cruel and sad can we get 3.71 likes

[wanton breach]

we only get 3.14 likes

[patent sail]

Get jar reacted

[rough stone]

just got c+ today

C++ seems intimidating af

[plush lance]

Current analglyph run

[rough stone]

my final achievement in the game

any tips?

[tawdry rock]

win

[patent sail]

Play cards

[vestal copper]

pray

[tawdry rock]

hope this helps

[rough stone]

i hope an idol shows up in your closet

[rough stone]

my flowerpot has 0 stickers

[vestal copper]

i hope you will wake up with a baron in your hand tonight

[rough stone]

i did

[wanton breach]

manifest in the name of balatro God, that you acknowledged his existence and he acknowledged your will to C++

[patent sail]

Hey bro

You should sticker me

[tawdry rock]

in we trust

[rough stone]

nah

you are too high maintenance

[wanton breach]

great

[patent sail]

Pretty please

[rough stone]

nah

i am planning to do jimbo as my last jokker

[rough stone]

you'll be the second last

[tawdry rock]

the number of flower pot haters has been exponentially increased

[rough stone]

much like a perkolator

[patent sail]

Where did 6489 others go

[tawdry rock]

horrific car accident

[vestal copper]

truly

[patent sail]

🐈

[tawdry rock]

on hit the road road

[rough stone]

i stickered that

[tawdry rock]

they quite literally hit the road

[hardy fable]

thought they wilted

[rough stone]

it was useless

but it got stickered

i got a rick in an eternal burglar run lmao

[rough stone]

hit the road

[vestal copper]

road the hit

[wanton breach]

many of them sliced in half, now they give +20 mult

[tawdry rock]

its the life they always wanted to live

[patent sail]

Did yall ask the roads consent before hitting it

[wanton breach]

half live

[vestal copper]

mult of sliced, now many give they +20 in half

[rough stone]

no

[tawdry rock]

i kinda hit that last night so now shes all on my jock

[rough stone]

do i have your consent to break the pot

i hate it

[patent sail]

No

[tawdry rock]

if you get the reference please refer to the friend request button on my profile

[rough stone]

sockin till u busk?

[patent sail]

Break the ashy

[rough stone]

how to sticker it then

[tawdry rock]

she sock my buskin till i retrigger

[rough stone]

what a mess

[patent sail]

Win gold stake

[rough stone]

but u did not give me consent

anyway

[wanton breach]

stake win gold

[rough stone]

seriously

any tips?

[tawdry rock]

yeah

[hardy fable]

use me

[tawdry rock]

play cards

[wanton breach]

confident

[wanton breach]

don't have a job

[tawdry rock]

just dont think of it as stickering 90000000 jokers

[wanton breach]

never have a life

[tawdry rock]

yknow in the collection joker page

theres like pages

think of it as stickering each page

[patent sail]

There arw actually 1050 secret jokers that you need to sticker

[tawdry rock]

set a goal for each joker

[rough stone]

nah

[tawdry rock]

in addition to the 2000 i just added because i felt like it

[patent sail]

Are any of them horses

[tawdry rock]

60 actually

[rough stone]

what is wrong with u guys

[tawdry rock]

we're fun guys

🍄

[patent sail]

Thats was so epic

[solid garden]

honse

[vocal oracle]

hey im looking for a mod that lets me stack consumables and found saturn, but i already have cartomancer and handy installed which both have feature overlap. are these three compatible with eachother?

[wanton breach]

stuntman is really good to build towards pair

[tawdry rock]

#⚙・modding-general

[rough stone]

yeah, that i agree

[wanton breach]

pair wins most of your runs

[vocal oracle]

just tried there and got no response so i figured id try here too

[rough stone]

so ghost/ anaglyph, focus on pairs and negatives?/

[hardy fable]

ie stuntman makes you win more runs

[royal bobcat]

we dont discuss mods at all ever here

[onyx crane]

Focus on pairs in every deck

[royal bobcat]

so youre not going to get answers here either im afraid

[tawdry rock]

im a mod virgin sorry

[wanton breach]

stuntman should be uncommon

[patent sail]

They should add Flower Pot joker that gets rid of Ashy

[rough stone]

i have done C+

[hardy fable]

I should be legendary but alr

[wanton breach]

so i can win mor rounds

[rough stone]

just C++ remains

[wanton breach]

you're so hard to find

[onyx crane]

So you already know

[rough stone]

he shows up in almost all my runs

[wanton breach]

you're lucky

[patent sail]

Free pair runs

[wanton breach]

fuck you

[rough stone]

I think i got a pretty good run

125 wins to C+

chat am I good?

[tawdry rock]

i love it when my Tarot Card in Balatro Run hits when i have Joker

[vocal oracle]

nw

[jolly relic]

anything else? i feel like when i watched him before he said smth i didnt like

[vestal copper]

stuntman is the least rare rare

[patent sail]

Youre ThePlaguedShadow

[vestal copper]

same with invis

[onyx crane]

I need to do C++, i was about to hit C+ on my phone but the phone broke and i lost all the progress

[wanton breach]

one thing, where is mr. information?

[jolly relic]

im a miss

[tawdry rock]

THEYRE DIVORCED

THATS NOT HIS NAME ANYMORE

[wanton breach]

NOOOOO

[tawdry rock]

god the discrimination

[keen pilot]

That's a loooong straight

[wanton breach]

God forbid Mr. information have a wifey

[tawdry rock]

me when im looking at a tall heterosexual man

[vestal copper]

this deck is homophobic

[patent sail]

What about tall heterosexual women

[onyx crane]

Type of bullshit that happens when you need to play a pair

[wanton breach]

also fl#wer p#t able

[tawdry rock]

im misogynistic sorry

[vestal copper]

cancelled

[patent sail]

We need localthunk to invent women first my bad

[wanton breach]

miss information

[patent sail]

Im good friends with her

[royal bobcat]

Women aren't tall

[tawdry rock]

petition to make jimbo pronounced as yimbo as if you're saying jakob

[vestal copper]

tall arent women

[royal bobcat]

Estrogen and feminine behavior makes you smaller it's a very known fact

[wanton breach]

i hope i can be a good friend

[wanton breach]

so... wee joker just have too much esterogen?

[patent sail]

Fun fact: Before 1.0.1, chicot was actually pronounced as chicot. That was changed in the recent update, due to new "chicot" pronounciation sounding way better

[tawdry rock]

thank you local thunk for this change

[royal bobcat]

Yes

[vestal copper]

trans wee joker

[wanton breach]

i hope someone would localize my thunk

[tawdry rock]

fuck you globals your thunk

[patent sail]

I wish someone would balatr it

o:

[wanton breach]

i wish someone would pot the flower

[patent sail]

I think we shouldnt do that

[tawdry rock]

x3 mult when hand contains all four suits:

[patent sail]

Did you know: Flower pot was so universally loved by the community, that this joke became 3 times funnier when i said it the 3rd time

[vestal copper]

peam

[wanton breach]

wild card + ancient + bl##dstone + dice + fl#wer p#t + sock and busk

[vestal copper]

+b*ron ofc

[wanton breach]

boron will not do anything

[onyx crane]

Thats alot of mult

[wanton breach]

we play the card not hold it

[vestal copper]

but b*ron 🤤

b*ronrot

[tawdry rock]

sorry wtf im a steel card and i cant believe the amount of discrimination my kind has put up with from you

[onyx crane]

Flowerpot can turn an e12 into a e36, thats like super busted

[vestal copper]

truly

[onyx crane]

Because 12x3 is 36

[wanton breach]

there is a storm inside my brain

[red thistle]

2 ashies?

[vestal copper]

mitosis

[tawdry rock]

are you brainstorming perchance

[tawdry rock]

dna

[vestal copper]

hologram value

[red thistle]

Woah.

[tawdry rock]

free diagonal monitor

[vestal copper]

precisely 48,289°

[wanton breach]

biblical accurate monitor

[tawdry rock]

👀 👁️ 🖥️ 👁️ 👀

[vestal copper]

lets have a :look:

[rancid sinew]

Is it me, or does the mobile version's audio tend to go completely silent when connecting or disconnecting from headphones?

[wanton breach]

looking

[wanton breach]

jimbo is listening

[fallen ingot]

does wild card 7 count for the four 7 of clubs joker unlock?

if the base isnt clubs

[patent sail]

No i think

Idk

Its easier to do it with club 7s anyway, its a matter of 1 suit changer tarot

[tawdry rock]

plant jumpscare

also i just realized i accidentally changed my main display name to that ashy thing instead of my server nickname

[vestal copper]

[humble dune]

THANK YOU COUPON SKIP

[rancid sinew]

What does that mean?

[patent sail]

Oh you dont even wanna know...

[plush lance]

Yay

[jolly relic]

am i allowed to be scared of pretty people or is thst prejudice

awh i jusr saw a dead pigeon

[tawdry rock]

vaguemaxxing

[rancid sinew]

C'mon! Tell me about it~

[patent sail]

Whats with the tilde

[tawdry rock]

so without the tilde its just a curious individual

with it

extremely gay person

who is also curious

[patent sail]

I dont use tilde tho

[tawdry rock]

that's too bad

[patent sail]

~

[royal bobcat]

thats pretty good damn

[undone depot]

Im tryna get my smart mom to get balatro help me out

[patent sail]

It has gambling

Thats what got me in

[undone depot]

Thats whatll get her out 😭

[patent sail]

:3

[strange abyss]

Tell her it's a game of probability and strategy

[patent sail]

It has uhhhhhh

Pretty flower pots

💐

[strange abyss]

Pretty (inconsistent) Flower Pot

[patent sail]

1 trigger in 300 runs

[vestal copper]

what a great fucking joker

[patent sail]

Source: trust

Even idol does more because idol can hit

[rose wolf]

it has me

add cards to your deck... please...

[vestal copper]

get dna

get canio

[ripe lantern]

I've got 2bp2bs baron mine dna, is 10 juggle tags (1+9 doubles) enough to naneinf with red seal steel?

[vestal copper]

get

[patent sail]

Too bad i went erosion route and will kill them all

[rose wolf]

D:

scary face is looking a bit different today...

[royal bobcat]

megolavania starts playing or idk i didn't play undertale

[patent sail]

Its actually minecraft

[tawdry rock]

this is so sad alexa play still dre

[royal bobcat]

alexa play dance monkey

alexa play earth by lil dicky

[patent sail]

Alexa play 100 gecs

[tawdry rock]

isnt it dance for me

[royal bobcat]

alexa play money machine by 100gecs on full volume

[patent sail]

Hell yea

[royal bobcat]

alexa play spoiled litte brat by underscores

[patent sail]

TRUTH????

[tawdry rock]

alexa play chess by joyful

[patent sail]

Alexa self destruct

[royal bobcat]

alexa play apple pen pineapple pen

[patent sail]

They should add money machine to balatro and it would make money

[cloud sinew]

alexa keep it balatro

[royal bobcat]

alexa play whatever the case by danny brown featuring issbrokie and censor every third word and make it reverb and slow it by 13,2%

:(

evil alexa

[patent sail]

Alexa play girl hell 1999 on full volume

[royal bobcat]

alexa the moderator

[tawdry rock]

alexa play balatro ost

[royal bobcat]

alexa play balatro ost but its metal and im on lsd

[patent sail]

Alexa play balatro

[royal bobcat]

alexa play black deck gold stake

alexa mimic balatro university

[vague sequoia]

Sick asl profile btw

[tawdry rock]

quick question

what does asl mean

other than american sign language

[vague sequoia]

American signature linguistics

✌️

[tawdry rock]

thank you

[patent sail]

This is what happens after the image

[tawdry rock]

electric boogaloo

[patent sail]

I agree

[vague sequoia]

Haven’t played balatro in so long

[tawdry rock]

you DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES want to know what happened to beforeimage

[patent sail]

What if instead of photograph it was afterimage

[tawdry rock]

afterchad

[royal bobcat]

afterchad is just old chad

he stopped hanging to his muscles are weaker

[vestal copper]

chad is in the grave now

[rose wolf]

my personal legendary joker ranking because i'm bored, this is all my opinion and i'm not THAT great on balatro so i'm not the best person to rely on for things like this

1. perkeo
2. canio
3. yorick
4. triboulet
5. chicot

[royal bobcat]

WHERES MY HUNG CHAD GAME

[royal bobcat]

chicot last 💔

he'd be above trib and only trib but still

[novel rain]

Alright chat am I cooking rn (other than the fact that my deck size is atrocious and needs to be thinned for erosion to work (actually nvm it fuels Abstract Joker))

[royal bobcat]

💔

[tawdry rock]

chicoat 🧥

[tawdry rock]

nice money

[patent sail]

Spend 2 dollars

[tawdry rock]

fuck you

[novel rain]

I sold 2 planet packs to avoid that lol

planet cards*

[rose wolf]

my personal favorite jokers of every rarity
common: cavendish and odd todd
uncommon: hologram, card sharp, and joker stencil
rare: brainstorm/blueprint and burnt
legendary: perkeo

[tawdry rock]

cavendish is uncommon

[rose wolf]

wait really?

[tawdry rock]

yes

[royal bobcat]

No

[rose wolf]

i'll check

[patent sail]

Put 7 next to 6. Calm down liberals, thats called dark humor

[royal bobcat]

Stop lying

[tawdry rock]

you sure?

[royal bobcat]

Yes

It's common

[patent sail]

Keep lying

[royal bobcat]

It is in fact the second best common in the game behind rebate

[tawdry rock]

give the guy checking a second

[royal bobcat]

You don't need to check

[rose wolf]

it's common

[royal bobcat]

Why would Cavendish be uncommon

[tawdry rock]

okay im wrong

[royal bobcat]

It would be unbelievably hard to find

[tawdry rock]

iunno man

[royal bobcat]

Do you realize that

[tawdry rock]

im so sorry

please forgive me

[royal bobcat]

The hardest thing to find in the game is a specific uncommon I'm going to throw you off the Eiffel tower

[patent sail]

I thought you were spreading misinformation on purpose

[rose wolf]

fun fact i once got cavendish and it got destroyed but then i got another one right after lol

[tawdry rock]

one of these things is not like the other

[tawdry rock]

i love spreading misinformation but not on the hit game balatro

[patent sail]

Well thats a long name for a joker

[novel rain]

I got so lucky this run

[tawdry rock]

jimbo disintegrating

[rose wolf]

congrats!

[tawdry rock]

this is so sad

[novel rain]

And it won't even apply a white stake sticker to my trib

because it was a challenge

[tawdry rock]

for example hey @patent sail you're NOT awesome and SUPER unfunny

oh wait i forgot i was supposed to be spreading misinformation

[vestal copper]

[novel rain]

I'm gonna keep this run going tho

[tawdry rock]

get burned!!!!

[patent sail]

Hi gd creator

[white coral]

Gold stake so easy man

[patent sail]

I saw you before you spawned in

Go back to making levels

[tawdry rock]

i dont play geometry dash

[rose wolf]

my luckiest run was probably this run i had with eternal burnt joker, eternal abstract joker, eternal supernova, and polychrome madness

[novel rain]

Okay does Baseball Card work with Jokers rarer than uncommon?

[patent sail]

Styx

[novel rain]

Does it still trigger with rare and legendary?

[tawdry rock]

no

[patent sail]

No

[novel rain]

tough

[patent sail]

Only uncommon

[tawdry rock]

ts so tuff 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️ 🥀🥀🥀😭😭

[patent sail]

Those who score

[tawdry rock]

mango mango

[patent sail]

Anyways bye

[novel rain]

I do however have Brainstorm in my shop so I might consider getting that

[tawdry rock]

greatbye

sorry i used a planet card on my goodbye

[granite sandal]

i love magic deck; i'm at level 5 straight on ante 2

[tawdry rock]

sorry not impressive

where level 900 flush five

with naneinf

and 60 blueprints and brainstorms with a baron mime and 9000 red seal steel polychrome kings

[novel rain]

Um??

And once again I won't get the achievement because it's a challenge deck ToT

Oh come on

[cloud sinew]

wait no

wrong one hold on

[marsh dove]

thats crazy

[cloud sinew]

just happened to me lmao

[marsh dove]

i think thats the first time ive ever lost by one point thats crazy 💀

[mystic bear]

What is this wretched cursed abomination?

[graceful nymph]

Only red deck, black deck and erratic deck left

[wintry valley]

:(

that's just bullying i swear

[cloud sinew]

?

you dont need to sell anything

[tiny temple]

Won some purple stake runs, feeling happy about that

[peak plinth]

W! Gold stake soon come

[cloud sinew]

holy shit

I wouldnt have won if i drew a single extra card

because of blue joker chips

holy fuck

[wintry valley]

i lost sadly

all i wanted is like the dumb flush 3x joker

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

holy shit

[hardy fable]

not me sadly

[queen dock]

1/3 you

[violet bear]

The doc is about to naneinf with you though

[hardy fable]

I always could i just needed the right player to use me 😎

[unreal topaz]

certified black deck moment

[violet bear]

Technically the truth

[patent sail]

[granite sandal]

that was the last run i did but i forgot to take a screenshot and died to the ante 3 small blind

[strange abyss]

holy high card

this means is coming

[calm furnace]

fortune teller was also at +48

Its insane how goated both red card and teller are i picked both at ante 5

[mortal needle]

||!!!SEEDED RUN!!!||
Dawg I'm so tired from my nap that I specifically put my blueprint all the way on the left so it could copy ALL the jokers on it's right 😭

[calm furnace]

you can pick up red card that late and still scale it

its insane

that teller could have been bigger but i sold so many tarots

[patent sail]

i mean lowk its guaranteed scale if you got econ for it

you always get 2 packs

[calm furnace]

yeah but unlike hand scalers

red card can be a late pickup

[umbral sapphire]

How is this possible?
The game is not modded and i didnt picked showman on the entire run(and the emperor in my hand was not from the fool)

[unreal topaz]

def later than most scalers

[unreal topaz]

try sending the seed once you're done, i'm curious if i can replicate it

[calm furnace]

only Jj can scale better late game given that you have the money

[umbral sapphire]

Okay

[unreal topaz]

yeah, flash card is kinda like drivers license in that way, where it does nothing for a while and suddenly turns on when you're rolling for xmult

except its +mult

[calm furnace]

if Jj scaled retroactively it would be the best flat mult card in the game

[unreal topaz]

welll

how many times do you actually spend money on shop rerolls like before ante 5

bc it's usually not a lot

[calm furnace]

depends

yellow deck you would have like 10 rerolls by ante 5

green deck not caring about interest you tend to roll harder

[unreal topaz]

well green deck you have less money

so you roll less later on

[calm furnace]

rerolling sometimes is about luck with shops

my last run i rerolled down to 0 like 3 times before ante 5

wasnt finding anything to score with

[vocal rose]

it would need to be +1 mult

I dont think the perishable sticker is enough of a hinderance

[calm furnace]

yeah at +2 it would be rare even legendary strong

[vocal rose]

rarity doesn't matter

it just wouldn't be balanced

I like it how it is

[unreal topaz]

don't tell me seance and hologram are both the same strength

[calm furnace]

i dont mind it how it is either

it has its time and place

i just like retroactive scalers

and wish we had more of them

[vocal rose]

I see

[unreal topaz]

they're alright

[vocal rose]

I prefer normal scaling jokers

[unreal topaz]

yea

[calm furnace]

well if i can guarantee normal scalers early yeah def

but retroactive scalers save runs

[cloud sinew]

I need to find scoring NOW

first shop

[unreal topaz]

not like theres many

the only common one i can think of is supernova

[calm furnace]

thats why i wish we had more

[red thistle]

She a lil dusty.

[vocal rose]

debt

[calm furnace]

fortune teller

[cloud sinew]

rental eternal mad, it works

[cloud sinew]

double rebate

[unreal topaz]

then theres what, boots, bull, stone joker, steel joker

[tawdry rock]

fucking sandstorm

[vocal rose]

win?

[unreal topaz]

right

that exists

[cloud sinew]

maybe

[vocal rose]

swash

[unreal topaz]

swash barely counts

[red thistle]

That's nothing compared to reddit users.

[vocal rose]

idrk what barely means

[cloud sinew]

+$20 in one round, i think im good

[vocal rose]

if it does count

[red thistle]

Well, it's something i guess..

[calm furnace]

i mean swash with 4 jokers is usually better than boots with 50 bucks

[unreal topaz]

for it to be scaling you need to already have egg or gift card

[cloud sinew]

AND A TO DO LIST, okay my money is set

[vocal rose]

its shit and shit

[calm furnace]

yeah we comparing shit to shit

[vocal rose]

I forgot this is black deck so that double eternal is fire

[rancid sinew]

How do I beat "The Wheel" blind? The face down cards still throw me off even if I make an educated guess!

[vocal rose]

dont be reliant on card scoring

its a very easy boss blind

[patent sail]

use different sorts to figure cards out

[rancid sinew]

That's what I did, but I still end up picking the wrong cards

[calm furnace]

what hand are you playing?

[unreal topaz]

thats a lil technical for a newer player

[rancid sinew]

So like, do I use jokers that give multipliers instead of trying to form a really big hand?

[rancid sinew]

Green, I think?

[vocal rose]

yes

[calm furnace]

what poker hand

[vocal rose]

bruh

[patent sail]

big hands are actually bad sometimes

[calm furnace]

the wheel can be tricky on straights but thats about it

[unreal topaz]

jokers should usually define your build, yeah

[rancid sinew]

Ohhhhh, that. I've been trying to form two pairs

[unreal topaz]

some jokers can enable one big hand but often most of your points come from jokers

[signal brook]

I wonder how many of you recognise this immediately

[patent sail]

no wayyyy

its the spectral pack

[calm furnace]

huh

[simple jacinth]

double stuntman?

[calm furnace]

double stuntman vs the psycic

[signal brook]

MIPK41M6

[rancid sinew]

What are the best jokers?

[unreal topaz]

Depends on a lot of context, it's better to know what types of jokers to look for

[simple jacinth]

whatever helps your build at any given point