🕹・game-discussion

[manic zealot]

"based on the experience with c++ only"

[night turret]

I played 17 flushes and never got a single flush joker

[heavy heron]

if you want, add me and stream your screen doing a run! i’ll walk you through different choices you can make until we get you that win

[night turret]

I got the two pair chips and mult tho

After playing ONE hand of it

Took me a solid week just to beat one

[tawdry rock]

fixed

[night turret]

And that was non stop, hated plasma purple, can’t wait for black

[manic zealot]

why does your game look like cruelty squad

[west hemlock]

Bet (not sure when tho)

[tawdry rock]

not my game

i hue shifted your screenshot

[manic zealot]

oh ok

[heavy heron]

that’s aight! we’ll find a day

[fringe nebula]

what do you think is your biggest issue

[potent tree]

holy negative balatro

[tawdry rock]

i have a lot of insecurities

oh wait

was that directed at

nevermind

[potent tree]

many of us do

but that is ok

no human is perfect

[tawdry rock]

its a funny joke im awesome and perfect

[cold flax]

NOOOOO

IM SORRY

[west hemlock]

I mean I only just picked up playing again recently so I’m not sure yet

I’m just having trouble stretching past the halfway point

[tawdry rock]

im so soryr but i have to say this

thats what she said

[glass kelp]

I am on a losing streak and hating life

[fringe nebula]

thank you lmfao

[cold flax]

Take a break if u need to🫡 don’t burn urself out

[soft creek]

For some reason balatro starts taking up like, 9 gigs of vram on my 4070 and the game lags tf out, does anyone else have this issue?

[tawdry rock]

got any mods

[soft creek]

Nope, just normal steam download

[tawdry rock]

okay well thats odd

[soft creek]

I've verified files

[tawdry rock]

i am no however so i cant really help

[frank grove]

ive heard about memory leaks, ive also heard that sometimes making the game windowed and putting it back to fullscreen can solve it but idk

[median gust]

U ok smuggles?

[soft creek]

Like, when I tab out or make any edits to the settings it fixes itself for a few seconds to maybe up to a minute, but it always makes its way back to being laggy

[frank grove]

i always play in windowed and ive never dealt with any memory leak issues with balatro

[potent tree]

i've never had lag of more than 10 seconds

but if i have lag it's quite comical when it catches up

[icy hollow]

+5 sticker run lol

Nat negative bonkler doing nothing

9.25x campfire with lvl 52 pair just wins lol

[fading sigil]

my balatro journey is over 🫡

this game is a 10/10

[fringe nebula]

i forgot balatro is less than 200mb in size sometimes
i swear this game has sooooo much replayability

[potent tree]

gotta do it on 2 more savefiles!

[fading sigil]

almost tempting if completionist++ didnt exist 😭

[potent tree]

i already got c+ a second time

so who's to say it's impossible

i know people who have finished 6 different saves

[fading sigil]

insane individuals

[fringe nebula]

nah, that's just balatro

[tawdry rock]

would you say they're... jokers?

credits roll

[fringe nebula]

even with c++ i don't feel like i have mastered the game so i went for more

[tawdry rock]

crowd goes wild

[fading sigil]

end credit scene... balatro 2

[tawdry rock]

at local thunk make it happen

[river gust]

balatro multiplayer

[vocal rose]

you got your second c++?

[river gust]

the market will explode

[fringe nebula]

yeah sounds about right

[stark karma]

Ya'll have to hop on this yall

this shit is insanely fun and challenging

[tawdry rock]

do we have to like

find the jokers

[stark karma]

before you die yeah

[tawdry rock]

or spawn them in

ohhh

[fringe nebula]

magic build is giga cringe wtf is this

[stark karma]

insanely tricky

[stark karma]

ToT

[river gust]

mail?

[peak plinth]

My first page full of gold stickers😼

Cant wait to fill the rest

[fading sigil]

GRATZ!!!!

[fringe nebula]

academic build is the most reasonable

[stark karma]

8ball + fortune teller is pretty sweet

[stark karma]

space build is super reasonable

[fading sigil]

funnily enough mime was my last gold sticker

[stark karma]

it's the one I've gotten closest too, only ever missing one

[west hemlock]

Interesting

[peak plinth]

I got lucky with a mime Baron run for my mime

[west hemlock]

People always tell me how great campfire is but I really just don’t wanna use it

[stark karma]

an example of winning ante 8 with a themed build

[west hemlock]

I never have anything to sell to use it because everything I buy is instant use and essential to me 💔

[stark karma]

rocket couldnt make it :(

[tawdry rock]

wait

[fringe nebula]

also, political build is like.... why the hell would you hold baron when you have sertificate

[peak plinth]

Blue steel goes crazy

[tawdry rock]

we have to WIN with these builds???

[stark karma]

hahaha that's an extra challenge

but no endless is allowed

[tawdry rock]

thats it

im murdering you with hammers

[river gust]

specifically hammers

[stark karma]

I've found that planning for a specific build is a poor move

[stark karma]

check the deck I won on btw

[river gust]

i choose "necessities"

[tawdry rock]

dam

[fringe nebula]

same

[river gust]

early game i mean

[tawdry rock]

im so confused what is necessities

[heavy heron]

yall ever just do a quick flush run on the toilet

[tawdry rock]

No

[heavy heron]

ok

[tawdry rock]

hope this helps

[fringe nebula]

i haven't done a flush build in over a year

[night turret]

It’s alright, only round 10

But I went to YouTube for ideas for drawing

[heavy heron]

you’re missing out (kinda)

[night turret]

This is REAL?!

[tawdry rock]

they really are

[river gust]

like early game you dont want wrestler right away

[night turret]

It’s pain and misery, especially on the easiest deck do to it on

[tawdry rock]

idk why people with c++ have the pathological inability to enjoy a flush build

[fringe nebula]

because it's unreliable

[tawdry rock]

WHAT IS NECESSITIES WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

[tawdry rock]

not really if you do it well

[night turret]

More times then not it’s fun

[tawdry rock]

yeah

and easy to do

[night turret]

But then comes that one ante

[river gust]

anything really

[fringe nebula]

i don't like any build that can get countered easily by cerulean bell

[night turret]

And you are good if you play anything else BUT a flush

[river gust]

as long its not stupid

[tawdry rock]

if cerulean bell kills your flush build you are not doing a flush build

[night turret]

Okay a flush build doesn’t get immobilized by bell

If you have been deck fixing hard enough you should have all of the same suit

[fringe nebula]

i would choose the devil and everything else over suit tarot honestly

[acoustic kettle]

If cerulean bell kills your run you are not playing balatro

[river gust]

"hard enough". i dont like to work i like winning

[heavy heron]

RIGHT LOOLLL

[night turret]

Then work harder to win better

[river gust]

im too lazy for allat

[heavy heron]

flush is prob one of the easiest 5 card hands to deck fix towards

[night turret]

Then you’ll never win

[river gust]

but i have

its fire

🔥

five of a kind my beloved

[heavy heron]

i just had an idol run earlier today by ante 8

turns out, this game ain’t so hard after all!’

[tawdry rock]

see thats just fucking based

this guy deckfixes

[fringe nebula]

you can make the game harder for yourself by playing full house build

[river gust]

thats why there are challanges

[tawdry rock]

FUCK full house builds

matter of fact

FUCK full house

[heavy heron]

you mean impossible?

[tawdry rock]

i like EMPTY house

[fringe nebula]

i have managed to make it work once

[river gust]

whats that

[fringe nebula]

thanks to vagabond and flower pot ofcourse

[tawdry rock]

its where you're single

[sullen mortar]

how does matador work with The Pillar? if I play any debuffed card I get $ or it does nothing?

[torpid bridge]

Why full house and not flush house

[tawdry rock]

flush house is tolerable

still not good

[fringe nebula]

you will always get money by playing debuffed cards

[river gust]

five of a kind

[heavy heron]

vagabond allows you to play any hand type you want

(if you find it early enough)

it’s the only reason i was able to flush five idol

LOOLL

[torpid bridge]

Vagabond is goated

[heavy heron]

honestly any tarot generator allows you to play any hand type you want

i had double hallucination

forced a cloud 9 run

[river gust]

i dont have enough brain power to do this

how does this work

how do u get there

[heavy heron]

i uh…

[fringe nebula]

by getting tarots

[heavy heron]

i spammed hands.. and my hobo gave me good cards

mostly deaths

[torpid bridge]

Honestly tarot merchant can pretty much get the same thing done

[heavy heron]

yes actually that is true

tarot merchant + being rich

[torpid bridge]

Just that can you maintain a good enough stream of eco

[heavy heron]

you can make your deck look any way you want

tarot tycoon runs are seriously such a breeze

you reroll and find a hermit hanged man death

like it’s just 😮‍💨

[torpid bridge]

Purple seals

[river gust]

i dont like tarots that much tho

[heavy heron]

like wtf is this deck

i don’t know! ask my vagabond!

i was ready for an idol again LOOLLL

[river gust]

now this is what i like to see

[torpid bridge]

Tarots for people who like to deck fix

[fringe nebula]

i REALLY like tarots
i inhale them everyday like an addict

[river gust]

yeah

[torpid bridge]

Without deck fixing you cant enable idol or baron builds

[river gust]

addict? why do you think i play gambling games

balatro

uh

poker

[river gust]

21

[heavy heron]

what’s this you ask? ask my double hallucinations from earlier!

[river gust]

i got cloverpit

[river gust]

who new slots could be so fun

[torpid bridge]

Cloverpit is available on mobile now

Ig i should play it

[river gust]

yeah i got it there

[hidden lance]

i love blue seals and red card

[river gust]

my only issue is that i cant change the controls

[river gust]

controller doesnt work either

[torpid bridge]

Lately im so addicted to slay the spire

Im still not good at the game tho

😔

I dont like to watch streamers to get good

Learning on my own is more fun honestly

[river gust]

if seen slay the spire

but never gameplay

is it good?

[torpid bridge]

Very good

But its a bit too hard for me

:'l

[river gust]

lol

i just got cloverpit

[torpid bridge]

I spent 40hrs before my first winning run

[river gust]

i cant find the synergies ;-;

[torpid bridge]

On balatro it was only 4hrs

[river gust]

FOUR??

FOR ONE WIN?

[torpid bridge]

Before my first winning run

Yeah

🙂

[river gust]

😭 😭

[torpid bridge]

Im not good at card games ig

[mystic garden]

Sup

[river gust]

but theyre fun and addicting 😁

but sometimes i have to take a break

and play deltarune

[torpid bridge]

I think someone in this server has been playing for 14hrs and not a single winning run

😹

[river gust]

who

[torpid bridge]

Someone

[river gust]

ok

[torpid bridge]

I cant recall cuz that guy randomly poped up

[river gust]

ergh i should probably sleep

gn

buh bye

[teal thunder]

awesome first ante

thank you eternal showman

[fringe nebula]

you know what

flush build might be good on zodiac deck

[west hemlock]

Would taking seltzer be worth it

[primal heath]

no

[strange abyss]

is there any enhanced cards?

[fringe nebula]

depends, do you have gold seal or something

[primal heath]

unless you need it to survive

[patent sail]

Those who score

[west hemlock]

The money seal? No

[west hemlock]

Probably not

[fringe nebula]

or maybe glass

[strange abyss]

if you're running a 5 card build it might be good but otherwise I think you're good as is

[patent sail]

Hi misprint stop giving me 0 mult

[west hemlock]

Not enough of that either I have an alright amount of lucky cards

[west hemlock]

No.

[patent sail]

Im selling you

[patent sail]

Sell yourself and take abstract ngl

[tawdry rock]

when are we getting ashy joker

+4 billion mult if you hate flower pot irl

jimbo comes over and checks with a lie detector

[patent sail]

Making my mod and making myself a legendary

What if the real ashy was the friends we made along the way

[tawdry rock]

done

best joker imo

[patent sail]

If you see this in a shop you should take it

[rancid sinew]

Does progress in the mobile version of Balatro carry over, or does it disappear if I install the game on a different device?

[tawdry rock]

i think if its on the same account it carries over

but generally a different phone wouldnt carry anything over

[fringe nebula]

fine here's a flush victory

fortune teller on +72 btw

[tawdry rock]

thank you for being reasonable

and based

[rancid sinew]

What do you mean by same account? Same google play account or something?

[tawdry rock]

yes

[patent sail]

🐎

[radiant mason]

I have never won a single one

[dark cairn]

gold stickered crazy joker and superposition in one run

you'd think it was a straight run, right?

[dark cairn]

got superposition as a polychrome and straight joker from a negative tag

pairs pairs pairs pairs pairs

[strange abyss]

a pair enjoyer

[dark cairn]

Boring as shit

I only play them cause theyre meta

But I look for any excuse to play anything else

[unreal topaz]

i enjoy playing with a good pair

in game

[dark cairn]

get an uncommon suit joker with a lot of tarot cards for that specific suit? ill play flushes

[fallen ingot]

arrowhead is just gone right?

[dark cairn]

get a combination of straight related jokers, a lot of discards, deck fixing, and/or blue seals? i'll play straights

get a stuntman? ill play high card

[strange abyss]

fair enough

[dark cairn]

i got a naturally negative order in a gold stake run once

and of course the one time the game failed to draw my straight was against the mouth 🔥

[latent egret]

yes

and copy chad

[dark cairn]

(that was with both discard vouchers too btw)

[fallen ingot]

ty

[dark cairn]

i still get sad thinking about that run

it happened while i was having a goddamn stroke trying to gold stake... anaglyph deck, I think it was? or was it zodiac deck?

it was one of those 2 i remember that much cause those were the only 2 decks that got me so pissed off that i had to vent it out here for like an hour

and now i still have yet to get a gold sticker on the order

[unreal topaz]

yeah straights are so vulnerable to bosses

so much more than pairs

[dark cairn]

all of the hard to make hands are

if you dont draw it against the hook or the mouth, you die

[unreal topaz]

yep

[dark cairn]

if you dont draw it against the eye, you die

[unreal topaz]

face down cards can be killer

[strange abyss]

You hate to see it
you're one card away from the straight but no get a 2 of clubs instead

[dark cairn]

if youre playing flushes and run into the suit boss for the suit you built around, you die

[unreal topaz]

to be fair the needle is brutal to everyone

[dark cairn]

burglar and acrobat counter it with easier hands

[strange abyss]

best case scenario for flush builds is getting a suit boss in ante 1 then turning everything into that

[unreal topaz]

yeah, those are specific uncommons though

luchador does too

[pale wolf]

balatro

[teal thunder]

if not for orange stake i would have a free win rn 💔

[unreal topaz]

but it's a difficult boss regardless

[pale wolf]

balatridn't

[dark cairn]

luchador is one time tho but yea fa ir enough

[strange abyss]

Luchador was build specifically to counter boss blinds

[dark cairn]

and yet it never appears when you need it

[strange abyss]

so true

then you get it in the first buffoon pack of your gold stake run

as a perishable

[dark cairn]

as a rental

[unreal topaz]

difficult gold sticker too

[teal thunder]

bruhhhh it wouldve been the free-est

[dark cairn]

i thankfully got it already thanks to antimatter ante 8

[unreal topaz]

that's a decent start regardless, short term safety and long term scaling

[dark cairn]

acting like youve lost already

play the game

[unreal topaz]

yeah hologram early is great on yellow deck

[dark cairn]

hologram is great basically everywhere

[unreal topaz]

bc on yellow you can generally find something else to score points

on other decks its expensive

[unreal topaz]

from a buffoon pack you prob passed on +mult to take it

[dark cairn]

only time its bad is the rare case where youre playing a 5 card hand/4oak

[strange abyss]

just find a good +mult joker early on and you're set till the middle antes

[dark cairn]

i mean yes obviously in the early game you want +mult more than xmult

[unreal topaz]

even then you can make it work, a 2x can easily be good enough

just dont add too much junk

[dark cairn]

don't want junk in the trunk

[unreal topaz]

the safety from +mult is extremely valuable

bc you get to save money

if you take scaling xmult you may have to spend desperately

[teal thunder]

yeah its still pretty much an instant win if i can get some flat mult

but still 💔

my blueprint 🥀 😔

[tawdry rock]

god i love balatro

[teal thunder]

bro same fucking shop i get an eternal photo and chad 😭

and an eternal family

should i take the family

[torpid bridge]

Better plus mult than green joker ngl

Photochad

🤓

[patent sail]

That game SUCKS why would you bring it up here

[unreal topaz]

photochad with tarot merchant is def stronger than usual

[fringe nebula]

4oak might be possible with tarot merchant

[patent sail]

Green jokers good tho

[unreal topaz]

could be too risky

what are the planet levels?

[jolly relic]

false

[torpid bridge]

I say plus mult because on small hands photochad is no better than plus mult

[teal thunder]

🎣

[patent sail]

It won me runs

🎉🎉🎊

Scaling mult is scaling mult

[unreal topaz]

maybe, but glass makes it pop off

[teal thunder]

i shouldve taken the family, i just got the duo in the shop

i couldve had all 3

💔

[unreal topaz]

green joker is extremely consistent for gold stake

[torpid bridge]

But considering you pair level 3 or 4 photochad gives x32

[jolly relic]

i dont play gold stake

[torpid bridge]

Green cant beat photochad

[unreal topaz]

photograph really needs blue seals

[unreal topaz]

well that explains it

[patent sail]

I used to think its the worst joker ever until i REALLY started playing the game

[unreal topaz]

green joker is one joker slot, photograph and chad is 2

[patent sail]

Its good for what it is

[unreal topaz]

thats the main difference

[jolly relic]

i think flowerpot should give 50x mult

[torpid bridge]

But you have it instantly

[jolly relic]

and wild cards should give 50x mult too

[unreal topaz]

photochad still takes up more space

[torpid bridge]

And you are already on ante 4

[unreal topaz]

grimbo ante 4 is usually too late to be fair

[patent sail]

I think flower pot should turn all your cards into 1 suit so you never even consider using it

[torpid bridge]

Even that's the case, chad is there already

[unreal topaz]

i've gotten good use out of flowerpot on abandoned deck

[torpid bridge]

He cant sell chad anyway

[unreal topaz]

yeah, there photo is great

[humble dune]

UERAHGGGG

[torpid bridge]

Unless he encounter plant i dont think green is better than photo

[unreal topaz]

who would want to with tarot merchant and money

[torpid bridge]

Its just too late

[unreal topaz]

yeah ofc

[humble dune]

Whats the arguments being made here

[torpid bridge]

No argument, since i made statement that photochad is better +mult than green joker

[patent sail]

They should add purple joker

[torpid bridge]

I was explaining why photochad is a "+mult"

[humble dune]

Ohhhh

Oh ye fair statements I see

[torpid bridge]

Its not in literal sense ofc

[unreal topaz]

photograph is +mult, but i think of chad as xmult long term

[torpid bridge]

Its an xmult if your hand level is high

[unreal topaz]

because of glass

[torpid bridge]

Or you play big hands

[strange abyss]

photo is reliant on base mult

[unreal topaz]

yeah, mostly this

usually chad is mostly a value generator

[unreal topaz]

and you can use the money from said value generator to set up the bigger hands

sometimes

[tawdry rock]

can we just talk about

my awesome profile picture

screw this game that we're in the discord in for

[torpid bridge]

What's in your pfp

[tawdry rock]

iunno

[idle viper]

Should I skip the small blind?

[torpid bridge]

Sounds like a deal breaker

[idle viper]

It’s 3 flush levels I’m not sure how good that is

[torpid bridge]

Its bad

[tawdry rock]

deck please

[idle viper]

😅

[tawdry rock]

uhhhh

[torpid bridge]

You can go in shop, find random planets to scale constellation

[idle viper]

I heard that orbital tag was good, no?

[tawdry rock]

dont do it

[torpid bridge]

No

[tawdry rock]

skip tags are very usually not worth skipping a shop turn for

[torpid bridge]

Tags are situational

[glass kelp]

All good

[idle viper]

And what situations are those?

[tawdry rock]

its better to find planets for constellation in the shop

[torpid bridge]

Most of the time you dont want to skip

[naive crystal]

I only skip rare and negative

[idle viper]

Thanks guys 🤝 appreciate it

[glass kelp]

I was riding the bus (irl) and kept getting good starts and then throwing

[torpid bridge]

Money, or the first free shop

Or when you have a double tag

[naive crystal]

Stg how all my runs go

[idle viper]

Are rare tags good? Idk they seem sketch to me

[torpid bridge]

And you see money tag

Not good

[tawdry rock]

usually literally none are good except for investment tag which is awesome and boss reroll and double tag

[torpid bridge]

Imagine getting a family on gold stake

[naive crystal]

You get a rare joker that’s a possible blueprint brainstorm or something good

[tawdry rock]

every other one is literally so often not good that its not worth doing them if you wanna optimize the run

[torpid bridge]

💀

[tawdry rock]

rare tag can give you some random shit that you cant use

and boom you wasted a shop for it

[glass kelp]

I was playing Magic deck too, so it's kind of to be expected lol

Still annoying

[idle viper]

Thanks for the insight

[naive crystal]

I always get blessed with skipping rare yall just unlucky

[idle viper]

I appreciate it 🙏

[tawdry rock]

checkmark reaction

[torpid bridge]

If you play anaglyph tag skipping sometimes worths it

[idle viper]

Sorry it’s a habit that’s grown on me

[brazen island]

Hey gang are u all following docs stuntman naneinf?

I just finished the first stream

Moving onto the second in a minute

[tawdry rock]

literally skip once only after you accumulate enough tags

[glass kelp]

I regret nearly every skip lmao

[brazen island]

Economy tags can be worth it more often than you might expect, $40 can save a run

[torpid bridge]

The only runs i skip more than 1 times are the runs with throwback

☠️

[tawdry rock]

oh yeah throwback is another good reason

i like him honestly

despite what im saying here i usually love gambling with rare skips

[torpid bridge]

We should have another joker that x2 the effect gained by joker

[glass kelp]

Yeah, sometimes when I'm desperate...

[tawdry rock]

if you guys skip for uncommon tags or foil tags please head on over to the fire pit of despair and agony

[torpid bridge]

Uncommon tags 😨😨😨

[brazen island]

Dw I only take straight flush orbital tags

[tawdry rock]

oh and garbage tags

theyre literally called that

thunk himself hates them

[torpid bridge]

What are the garbage tags?

[tawdry rock]

$1 per unused discard in this run

[brazen island]

Joker idea
Flat stone
Uncommon

Allows you to reroll skip tags in the current ante (costs the same as shop rerolls and increments the same too)

[torpid bridge]

Nobody wants to reroll for tags

[brazen island]

I do

[torpid bridge]

How desperate

[brazen island]

I want to skip more man

I want skip tags to be better

Skipping is fun

[tawdry rock]

joker idea
"fucking shit"
-60 mult, -$10 per round, -500 chips, -1 joker lost, 5 in 6 chance to randomly skip a blind

[brazen island]

They’re just ass too much of the time

[tawdry rock]

someone out there will say they like this unironically

[brazen island]

It builds character

[torpid bridge]

Imagien reroll for investment tag by spending 20$ to reroll for it

Very juicy

[brazen island]

Solution: make skip tags better

[tawdry rock]

still worth it for the $5

[brazen island]

I think there need to be more skip tags with unique effects

Like the boss reroll

[torpid bridge]

This

This is more likely to be the case

We have too many shit tags

[brazen island]

I don’t think buffing the current tags does much

But adding more that are interesting and situationally useful could be cool

What about a skip tag that has a 1 in 3 chance to make a copy of a random joker or something 🤔

[torpid bridge]

They are already situationally useful already

But not happens much in pve scene i think

[brazen island]

TOO situationally, there are like two situations in which I’m taking a mega standard pack skip

Juggle tag is cool, boss reroll is cool

Top up tag is dogshit

[torpid bridge]

What does it do

[brazen island]

Which one

[torpid bridge]

Top up

[brazen island]

Gives jokers

2 common jokers

Just puts them in your slots

[torpid bridge]

💀

[orchid peak]

sounds amazing

[brazen island]

2 common jokers with editions would be fun

Would make top up worth it early

Even just 2 foils is really strong to start

[torpid bridge]

🫡

[brazen island]

I also like the idea of the rare, uncommon, holographic, etc tags telling you what joker it’ll be beforehand

Like will I skip for a random uncommon? No, but will I skip for a hologram? Very possibly

Actually not the edition tags

Just uncommon and rare

[orchid peak]

negative tho

[brazen island]

Negative skip is useless 99% of the time

[patent sail]

They should add a esroh joker

[orchid peak]

damn, i love extra useless jokers

[orchid peak]

it doesn't take space

[patent sail]

Okay but have you considered: gambling 🤑🤑🤑🎰💸🎰💸🤑🎰

[honest dawn]

The hand that I leveled up the most was:

Pair

Hahaha

[brazen island]

I mean it’s fun but if you’re trying to win it’s a bad idea to take negative skips

[patent sail]

Fork found in a kitchen

[orchid peak]

fair enough I guess

usually it's just seltzer or ramen negative

[brazen island]

It’ll almost never be useful, you lose all the value generated in the round in exchange and on top of that it can still just be rental perishable or whatever

[torpid bridge]

What if

You have double tags

[orchid peak]

eternal negative egg

[torpid bridge]

And rental

[patent sail]

Would you rather 5 dollars in 1 million years

Or 1 dollar in 5 million years

[brazen island]

Would actually skip for this every time

[orchid peak]

egg best joker ever yum yum

[brazen island]

5 dollar because bread tastes better than key

[torpid bridge]

I prefer 5 million dolars in 1 year

[brazen island]

rental egg they could never make me hate you

[orchid peak]

5 million years in 1 dollars

[patent sail]

Youre the real phil of sophy

[brazen island]

Actually wait

Can’t egg not be rental

Or am I insane

[torpid bridge]

Eg can be rental

[brazen island]

I feel like I never see rental egg like ever

Maybe the game just likes me

[honest dawn]

$5 in a million years, since I'll spend 999,910 years in a cemetery

[patent sail]

🐎

[patent sail]

✅✅✅✅ such truth

[brazen island]

Would you rather fight a 1 million year sized dollar or 5 dollar sized million years

[torpid bridge]

Fight?

[patent sail]

Why fight when we can all love each other

[brazen island]

Had the most goated ride the bus + flower pot run today

[torpid bridge]

Ride the piss

[patent sail]

Ride the bus + what....

Say that again....

[brazen island]

😬

[orchid peak]

plower fot

[honest dawn]

Ride the bus+hit the road It's quite feasible

[torpid bridge]

Plower feet

[orchid peak]

[brazen island]

Anything + hit the road is feasible

Nobody gets it

[patent sail]

Those who ride (the bus)

[patent sail]

Burger

[torpid bridge]

Ride the bussy

[brazen island]

Everyone instinctively makes kings when they don’t know what to make when they should be making jacks, queens, 9s and 8s

[idle viper]

Replace rebate for hanging Chad? Constellation at 2.6x and I just got Hologram

[torpid bridge]

I will make As

[patent sail]

Lets all make 7s

[brazen island]

😞

when I get my shoot the moon + hit the road + cloud 9 + 8 ball run we’ll see who’s laughing

[honest dawn]

The one who gives the most chips to the cards seems bad to me, Joker in my personal opinion.

[idle viper]

Rebate has been getting me to discard 7s a lot recently

[honest dawn]

At least for high stakes

[patent sail]

Only recorded footage of 7s doing something

Why is there no 7s synergy

[strange abyss]

You should really be deathing 2 of diamond

[idle viper]

What do you mean? So get rid of Hiker?

[honest dawn]

Simply put, 8 ball + hit the road is good

Deck fixing is guaranteed.

[strange abyss]

wee joker is just that good

[orchid peak]

do I get rid of death and temperance, I bought observatory

[brazen island]

Seeing double used to be in prerelease I’m pretty sure

[honest dawn]

In itself, eight ball is underrated

And hit the road too

[brazen island]

THANK YOU

I swear the doc himself doesn’t understand the potential of hit the road

[patent sail]

My highscore is negative 8 ball run

[honest dawn]

Yeah

I would take it out

And the Jokers from Seven Deadly Sins are bad too, not counting Early

[torpid bridge]

My highscore is cat and polychrome cards

[pseudo mirage]

how i feel right now

[honest dawn]

In other words, to build a run on them

[raven fjord]

Finally got my first naninf :').

[brazen island]

I mean you just have to decide how important they are, but you do wanna start scaling up your plutos soon. You can blend for now

[idle viper]

I see yeah I don’t want to keep the sin joker for long but I haven’t found a good +mult yet

[patent sail]

How playing 3oak feels

[honest dawn]

Well, when you find a Joker to replace him, you've already won.

[brazen island]

Pair or bust

[idle viper]

@honest dawn how about now?

[brazen island]

Okay thought experiment

[idle viper]

Should I even consider a chips joker or just go for a +mult joker?

[patent sail]

Full houses run

[torpid bridge]

Marble

What does marble do btw

Haven't played him

[patent sail]

Makes stones

[torpid bridge]

Pick him

[patent sail]

Every round makes 1 stone

[torpid bridge]

Perfect synergies

With holo

[brazen island]

I love marble joker

Marble joker my beloved

Stone cards rock

🪨

[idle viper]

Yooo you’re right

[brazen island]

Still waiting on the day I get the legendary marble joker + stone joker combo, never gotten it

[idle viper]

Replace with Rebate, Gluttonous, or Chad? I think I’ll actually be taking out the Glutonous Joker

I can still use everything but the glutton joker

[brazen island]

Adrian the answer is almost always: if you can survive without more scoring, prioritize money

[torpid bridge]

What is your current mostplayed hand's level

[royal bobcat]

there should be a rare joker that makes all stone cards have the same "rank" so u can play like 5oak stone cards idk

[idle viper]

Thank you for the advice

[brazen island]

I see the vision but this would be the most useless joker of all time, keep cooking brother it’ll get there

[idle viper]

Most played

Wait why do you ask?

[orchid peak]

I used both temp and death now I have DNA in the shop

[royal bobcat]

or maybe uncommon idk stone joker aint even good to begin with

[torpid bridge]

To know what should be sold

Cuz glut seems like the only scoring+mult u have

[idle viper]

It is

[royal bobcat]

the issue when ure tryna make jokers is that most of the time you'd just want to have grimbo anyway pensive emoji

[brazen island]

You don’t get that many stone cards on an average run anyway and giving them a rank can often make them worse

The purpose is that they can be played independently without affecting your hand + getting rid of ranks for rebate

[torpid bridge]

Actually

[brazen island]

Or idol

[torpid bridge]

You can sell glut

[idle viper]

It’s been giving me a consistent 15 mult plus the 10

[torpid bridge]

Keep the chad to retrig stone

[idle viper]

Would I have to reroll for

[idle viper]

Yeah that’s what I thought

[brazen island]

Adrian what did you score last round on your pair

[idle viper]

But what are the chances

[brazen island]

Since pairs are what you’re playing it seems

[lapis lion]

is this salvageable

[idle viper]

This is just so I can use up my hands to trigger rebate

[brazen island]

Yes

[royal bobcat]

maybe make a joker that makes stone cards give mult too

[lapis lion]

what do i do

[royal bobcat]

something like agate but for stone cards

[brazen island]

Score 20,000 points

[torpid bridge]

Pivot to it entirely ig

[royal bobcat]

call it uhh calcium

[torpid bridge]

Cuz holo will thicken your deck and you cant play flush as consistently

[lapis lion]

yeah but these are my jokers

[royal bobcat]

or diorite idk gng

[brazen island]

What are you scoring per hand

[lapis lion]

idk if i can do 20k. idk

[brazen island]

If you’re scoring less than 20k then no it’s not

[torpid bridge]

Or if you can afford it, pivot to high card

[idle viper]

Pair stones? It’s been a year since I’ve played, do those even trigger any hands?

[lapis lion]

idk

[torpid bridge]

No

Play a pair with stones

[idle viper]

lol my bad

[torpid bridge]

Put the stone first

[brazen island]

Gotta watch your scoring, guess you just gotta find out

Playing only stones will always be high card

[torpid bridge]

Chad + stone is 2.5 xmult

Cuz it gives you 150 extra chips

[idle viper]

Well I’m leaving a lot of it up to trying to get a stone in my hand next blind, should I keep rerolling and spending some of my eco?

[brazen island]

If you’re not confident in your survival next round then reroll until you find something that makes you confident

[torpid bridge]

Marble always put one stone in your hand

[idle viper]

Alright

[torpid bridge]

Its about the same

Flush is slightly stronger

[rancid sinew]

Is there any other way to bind an account to the game so that I can carry over my progress when necessary? Especially when I eventually have to change my phone.

[torpid bridge]

But you cant play it longer

[idle viper]

LMFAO

[torpid bridge]

Its quite late honestly

[lost vault]

its never to late to ride the bussy

[brazen island]

You can tie it to your Apple ID through Game Center I think on mobile to save progress between phones

Skinkina my goat what’s up

[torpid bridge]

If you replace it with chad you are gonna miss 100 chips

[brazen island]

How’s one of my top 50 gay catboys doing

[idle viper]

Next blind is 7kish, my last pair was ~2k which would have been unaffected by glutton joker

[idle viper]

I see

[lost vault]

wasup

[lost vault]

damn only top 50

im okay tho

[brazen island]

There are a lot of gay catboys out there it’s a big world

[lost vault]

thats true

[brazen island]

Gotta be at least 49 that are like saint level human beings

[lost vault]

maybe

[brazen island]

Just putting you at that spot preemptively

[torpid bridge]

Do we have

Masculine femboys

[lost vault]

that kinda goes against the definition of a femboy

[brazen island]

Nah I get what he means tho

[lost vault]

wha

[brazen island]

A big jacked femboy

I see the vision

[torpid bridge]

Yeah

Masculine

[brazen island]

Become the change you wish to see in the world my friend

[lost vault]

eh

[brazen island]

You can make it happen

[lost vault]

well

wouldnt that just be

a hunky femboy

[torpid bridge]

Hunky

[lost vault]

u can be muscular and feminine

yes hunky

[orchid peak]

some amazing game discussion

[brazen island]

I guess but I think he meant a femboy who possesses traditionally masculine physical traits while still dressing and behaving in a feminine manner

[lost vault]

thaat

uh

to be honest i could see it happening

its just

nobody is like that i guess

not that ive seen

[brazen island]

Ride the bus hater you could be a pioneer

[torpid bridge]

Im a tomboy

🤓

[brazen island]

Damn guess I gotta do it myself

[lost vault]

woman

[brazen island]

Oh god oh why have you tasked me with this mission… I HAVE to become a masculine femboy im left with no other option…

[torpid bridge]

Send pics when you are ready

[brazen island]

If only I had some choice in the matter but alas I don’t

[torpid bridge]

Im looking forward to it

[brazen island]

Game-discussion server fr

[torpid bridge]

We love femboys

Honestly i know some people who are straight men and they shared pics of naked femboys

🙂

Idek if that is straight or gay

[brazen island]

Can we all at least collectively agree that Cesar Alexandre is a visionary and that winter restlessness is one of the greatest albums to be released in the last several centuries, let alone the mount hibiki project

• can we agree that his yasu ether project is underrated and would have potentially even surpassed mount shrine had it been given the chance to mature without his passing away

Gotta be at least one mount shrine fan somewhere out in the world

Sign-off meditations, 1982 got 472 plays and I’m pretty sure they’re all me 😞

Go listen to mount shrine

[raven fjord]

game discussion be like

[tranquil steppe]

The who?

[royal bobcat]

what the hell are you talking about

[tranquil steppe]

Caesars pizza?

[royal bobcat]

go listen to 6ix9ine be normal

[brazen island]

Mount shrine 😞

[royal bobcat]

cat roleplaying

[wanton breach]

i hate hit the road

[lost vault]

its what i do

[brazen island]

Where all the ferret boys at

[royal bobcat]

catgirl adventures

[brazen island]

Or Dominican snapping turtle boys

[lost vault]

true

[tranquil steppe]

They’re stinking it up

[brazen island]

Bait used to be believable

[lost vault]

where all the fish boys at

[wanton breach]

hit the road should scale better

[tranquil steppe]

Chomping it up

[brazen island]

That’s the real question

[wanton breach]

like +2 mult

[lost vault]

bait used to be mail-in

[wanton breach]

instead of +1

[lost vault]

err

[brazen island]

Hit the road scales well

[royal bobcat]

oh you mean mermen

[lost vault]

isnt it .25x

[lost vault]

merhap

[tranquil steppe]

.5

[royal bobcat]

merfolk in chat rn

[brazen island]

Its .5 he’s just yapping about my goat

[jolly relic]

idol should give 10x

[lost vault]

i unlocked hit the road today

[brazen island]

💯

[lost vault]

idol should give 100X

frre

[jolly relic]

yes

[tranquil steppe]

Imma be your idol

[jolly relic]

no

[lost vault]

i am idoling it

[tranquil steppe]

Keeping you in check

[brazen island]

Jimbo should give e300 mult

[wanton breach]

what's your current card

[lost vault]

0e300

[jolly relic]

guys how is e300 x2 not e600 😡😡😡

[tranquil steppe]

Still working on my 3 poly stencil run

[brazen island]

Technically it already does since +4 would be a rounding error

[lost vault]

because 10*2 is not 100

[jolly relic]

can someone buy me the animal crossing dlc it was my birthday yesterday

[jolly relic]

what

[wanton breach]

my max is 2 negative stencils

[royal bobcat]

every time i see lucky cat a tail starts to grow out of my back and starts wagging while i start uncontrallably purring before my body hair starts covering my entire body during the period where my ears turn into cat ears until i shrink in size, forget speech and have to walk on all 4s

[brazen island]

1e300 x2 would be 2e300

[tranquil steppe]

Can someone buy me a rivian?

[wanton breach]

i really should try that seed on black deck

[lost vault]

10 = 1e1

100 = 1e2

[jolly relic]

i think we should change the rules and make it e600

[brazen island]

Can someone buy me a black & decker model 417eG742 ballistic radio

[jolly relic]

thats more fun

[royal bobcat]

imagine using * instead of x like a normal person 😔

[lost vault]

just go play cryptid mod

[jolly relic]

should i replay dark pictures anthology

[brazen island]

I’m with you I think the mathematic community should just agree that whatever number I say is correct for a calculation is the true answer

[jolly relic]

can you buy me a laptop

[lost vault]

"normal" gng did you like not make it to algebra

[royal bobcat]

• just looks like ^ it confuses me

[royal bobcat]

we don't use *

[lost vault]

no

[royal bobcat]

in algebra

[tranquil steppe]

You should play dark prince

[royal bobcat]

cuz im not murican and weird

[lost vault]

you do becasue x is a variable

well

[royal bobcat]

no i dont

[lost vault]

i do

[jolly relic]

idkw aht that is

[lost vault]

i either use

or

bullet

[royal bobcat]

we use .

[jolly relic]

^

[lost vault]

or just nothing

[jolly relic]

yuck

[royal bobcat]

because who the FUCK uses a period as a comma

[jolly relic]

^

^

[tranquil steppe]

Dragon quest monsters. Look it up

[lost vault]

wuh

[jolly relic]

no

im busy

[royal bobcat]

7.5 is NOT seven and a half

[jolly relic]

yes it is

[royal bobcat]

i will not allow it

we have commas for a REASON

[tawdry rock]

sometimes. when people wanna be quirky. they do quirky things with. well. their punctuation and grammar

[lost vault]

sure is

[jolly relic]

what math are you doing

[tranquil steppe]

Sixxxxxxxxxxx seeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvin

[lost vault]

commas are useful for denoting thousands places

1,000,000

[royal bobcat]

you use apostrophes

[lost vault]

makes them easier to read

[jolly relic]

7 POINT. 5

[royal bobcat]

😭

[lost vault]

no thats you brah

[brazen island]

Europoors really using periods instead of commas to distract from their bank accounts being empty (I have an EU passport)

[tranquil steppe]

7..5

[tawdry rock]

for fractions or decimals its always dots

[royal bobcat]

1'000'000

[tawdry rock]

for thousands places its ,

[lost vault]

that looks silly

[jolly relic]

what is that 😭😭

[royal bobcat]

it looks way better

[tawdry rock]

$1,000.95

it really doesnt though

[brazen island]

This is the only way

[jolly relic]

1000 dollar 95 cent 🐽🐽

right?

[tawdry rock]

yes

[royal bobcat]

american people sure like to be quirky

[jolly relic]

okay THATS normal

[royal bobcat]

first they put their money symbol BEFORE thenumber

[tranquil steppe]

Pennies are British

[royal bobcat]

like okay dawg

[tawdry rock]

actually its just the rest of the world

[lost vault]

its not just americans gng

[brazen island]

25x4x100 dollars and 190/2 cents

[jolly relic]

im not american

[tawdry rock]

are you high on that chad as well because these opinions are those of a baked in the sky individual

[royal bobcat]

did i say u were

[brazen island]

I love being a dual citizen because it means I can hate two countries instead of one, what a world we live in

[wanton breach]

you're giving american vibes since we're married

[tawdry rock]

its too bad we dont know our nationalities

wouldve been useful

[jolly relic]

i cant WAIT for my first meal of today to be apple pie and cinnamon croissants

[stark karma]

Of course I fucking bean bug on a new profile with nothing unlocked on a non mime run

On blue deck too

Fuck my child life

[humble dune]

yikez

[jolly relic]

bean bug

[stark karma]

On my IPad too I hate everything

[royal bobcat]

maybe we should make one last world war to establish a unique way to write math

[jolly relic]

bean

[tawdry rock]

yikeatron

[tranquil steppe]

I’m proud to be a Balatroan where I joke every day

[jolly relic]

theres unique and theres wrong

[stark karma]

I don’t feel like doing this dawg

[wanton breach]

I'm southeast asian actually, people around here use mixed British and American system and even language

[fallen ingot]

not bad for ante 8 lmao

[royal bobcat]

youre just saying its wrong because youre too narrow minded

[lost vault]

mreow :3

[tawdry rock]

okay well since im awesome im going to turn your nationality into "someone from antlantis"

because thats cooler

[jolly relic]

no its cause its wrong actually

[brazen island]

I am a French and American citizen and I’m telling you this is one thing the Americans got right

[tawdry rock]

and i cant find the proper term for someone from atlantis

[royal bobcat]

you don't want to think about all the propaganda big gov maths told you

you're a SHEEP

[tawdry rock]

and i just now realize i typed antlantis

[tranquil steppe]

They found Atlantis

[royal bobcat]

WAKE UP

[tawdry rock]

and youre now officially an ant

[lost vault]

gang

ts is not this serious

[royal bobcat]

no no it is

[wanton breach]

for example, on a mall, the sign says "escalator". walk about 20 meters ahead the sign will change to "lift"

[jolly relic]

big math

[tawdry rock]

clearly you dont realize that

[royal bobcat]

polish diplomats got killed for way less

i'm telling you

[lost vault]

?

[tawdry rock]

guy is probably hysterically laughing behind the screen

[jolly relic]

ugly math

[tawdry rock]

obvious satire

[brazen island]

Big math trying to sell more equations by making bigger numbers

[lost vault]

im not taking it seriously

meow

[jolly relic]

my stomach is growling

[tawdry rock]

she escalate on my lift till i metre

[jolly relic]

its upset cause someone likes ugly math

[wanton breach]

a better example is one building uses "toilet" and the building next to it use "bathroom"

[lost vault]

balatro.......

[royal bobcat]

i would if i weren't in class

[tranquil steppe]

BIG MATH charged me .5x$10 for a cup of $5 coffee!!!!! Fuggin bastard!!!!!

[jolly relic]

lol imagine

im definitely not in class

[brazen island]

Least obvious IBS cope

[wanton breach]

restroom*

[tawdry rock]

i dont see a problem here

[jolly relic]

idk what ibs is

[tawdry rock]

fuck all people who use washroom

[brazen island]

Irritable bowel syndrome

[royal bobcat]

just use the word toilet

[tawdry rock]

and this is NOT documented legal permission for you to cheat on me with a washroom user

[jolly relic]

what

[tranquil steppe]

I take baths in public bathrooms

[royal bobcat]

"restroom" i do not REST there

i SHIT there

[brazen island]

Makes your stomach hurt a lot

[royal bobcat]

call it the shitpissroom sure

[wanton breach]

Atlantis? is it on Atlanta?

[royal bobcat]

but not RESTroom

[tranquil steppe]

I sleep in there

[tawdry rock]

no its under da sea

[jolly relic]

pee

[brazen island]

Restroom is demure

[lost vault]

mrrrph

[royal bobcat]

maybe call it the "SP" for shit n pee

[jolly relic]

oh its not hurting its just being loud

[royal bobcat]

or pp

for poo n pee

[lost vault]

sproom

[wanton breach]

yeah, i mean who tf rest in that room

[royal bobcat]

pproom

[tawdry rock]

okay okay okay okay hear me out though

call it the reliefroom

[royal bobcat]

people in big factories

dont ask me how i know

[tawdry rock]

you RELIEVE yourself