🕹・game-discussion

[slow grail]

Consumables and jokers

[bleak gale]

tarots planets ect

[manic zealot]

first shop

[marsh vine]

man

this run

14/48 cards are aces

ignore the time

[vocal rose]

holy win

[bleak gale]

fire

[marsh vine]

polychrome hanging chad in first shop (or pack)

invisible joker soon after

[bleak gale]

what was your deck like when you started?

[marsh vine]

8 aces I think

[bleak gale]

damn

[marsh vine]

wait wasn't this guy's name hacker

[humble hound]

should i sell baron for chad?

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[serene forge]

maybe

actually

yes

duh

I hate Baron

[humble hound]

why?

[serene forge]

its bad

[bleak gale]

kinda real

[marsh vine]

we love oneshoting violet vessel
XMXN8F3K

[serene forge]

treu

[bleak gale]

i like aces over kings so baron is dumb and stupid and is mean to me

[serene forge]

I hate Violet Vessel

[bleak gale]

also very real

[marsh vine]

MAN

[fading dome]

reacting to this like 6 hours later but lmao that's great

[vocal rose]

goodbye chad

[bleak gale]

goodbye card sharp

[marsh vine]

I deleted card sharp

[outer rover]

Lord please not like this

Please let this hit

[humble hound]

i lost lmao

[outer rover]

Bruhhhhhh

[bleak gale]

noo

[vocal rose]

you didnt copy optimally

and your deck fixing was pretty bad since you only have 4 cards being activated for trib

a copy should've been on sock and you could've lived

[marsh vine]

when was the last time you had 5 editioned jokers

[stiff ore]

is the hone voucher unavailable on ante 1?

[bleak gale]

i dont think so?

[stiff ore]

alright its the only voucher im missing lol

[vocal rose]

yes it is

[tawdry rock]

what are all your high scores

[vocal rose]

but if you're voucher hunting just do a deep endless run

you'll stumble across it

[tawdry rock]

if they are lower than mine even by one number i will insult you relentlessly

[vocal rose]

naneinf too many times

[stiff ore]

yeah i was just hoping to quick reset and try and grab it quick so i dont have to worry about looking for it on later runs

[marsh vine]

ante 10
do I pivot to flush 5?

[vocal rose]

thats more effort

let it happen naturally

try going for C+ now

and go up the stakes

you will find it trust

[vocal rose]

yeah

[manic zealot]

thanks game, just in time lmao

[vocal rose]

holy

[stiff ore]

i always forget about it untill i pass it up and then im like "fuck, sonuvabitch"

[acoustic kettle]

What use is high scores

[tawdry rock]

my ego

[vocal rose]

ew

[tawdry rock]

D:

[marsh vine]

e22 unseeded

[patent sail]

🐈

[tawdry rock]

ha SCREW you i got 60 more e's

[acoustic kettle]

I'm not an endless player so uh

[tawdry rock]

lol!!!! balatro noob!!!

[vocal rose]

this is weird behavior

[tawdry rock]

i fulfilled my obligation

[marsh vine]

[patent sail]

They should add a horse joker

[vocal rose]

even being sarcastic its just unfunny

[stiff ore]

im comfortable with this

[acoustic kettle]

Honse

[marsh vine]

they should add more flower pots

pottery class joker

[patent sail]

thats like that one voucher that makes editions more common

[marsh vine]

oh hey I lost

[patent sail]

im breaking them all

[stiff ore]

i never thought about it, but i doubt it. temporary jokers like popcorn or ice cream cant have eternal stickers right?

[tawdry rock]

yes

[patent sail]

mhm

[acoustic kettle]

Yes

[patent sail]

and they still decay if they do get it

they dont care about eternal sticker

[stiff ore]

okay it just popped into my head but i figured that was the case

[patent sail]

same for anything thats supposed to be sold

you can still sell it

[vocal rose]

they cannot

[acoustic kettle]

The eternal sticker can't be on them

[patent sail]

typecast or non perishable challenges maybe idk

[marsh vine]

chat is this real

idd the facts change

[patent sail]

i do know that they will completely ignore that sticker even if they get it

[tawdry rock]

thats it

im printing out an eternal sticker

and just putting it on me

[acoustic kettle]

Bones can't be eternal either

[tawdry rock]

actually wait has anyone gotten an eternal sticker tattoo

colored and all

[patent sail]

lucky you, i was about to sell you

[tawdry rock]

im sorry this is a really good tattoo idea

and there is a non zero chance someone has already done it

[potent tree]

certainly not me. i have zero tattoos

[tawdry rock]

even funnier if they put rental or perishable on themselves

[patent sail]

we all are if you think about it 😔

[marsh vine]

where was this luck with any other deck

and yes, screw my econ

[tawdry rock]

not me im awesome

[patent sail]

wow i thought you were afterimage

[tawdry rock]

no what are you talking about

whered you get that name from

[patent sail]

who are you

[marsh vine]

WHAT IS THIS SEED

[tawdry rock]

iim awesome

[patent sail]

hi awesome

[patent sail]

buy it and go 5 dollars in debt to jimbo mafia

[tawdry rock]

are you my biological father

this is usually how the joke goes

[manic zealot]

I love runs like this that just feel gifted to me

[vocal rose]

if your econ was good you'd be able to afford it

but I mean

[patent sail]

no im your technological mother, close enough

[vocal rose]

youre on ante 2

so its fine

[tawdry rock]

that works

sorry ai mother my friend afterimage is taking over now

[marsh vine]

blueprint would also give less than 2x score, no matter which of these jokers I would get

it's just

[vocal rose]

yeah but I mean

[marsh vine]

the odds of him appearing

[vocal rose]

you arent going to use blueprint for scoring

you'll use it for scoring LATER on

[patent sail]

does bp work on TTM?

[vocal rose]

and potential value gen

[vocal rose]

no

[patent sail]

i dont think so

[patent sail]

yeahhh i figured that would be dumb

[tawdry rock]

sorry whats ttm

[patent sail]

to the moon

[tawdry rock]

balatro players are having a lot of fun abbreviating jokers

oh ok

[vocal rose]

any passive modifier is incompatible

[vocal rose]

you'll learn them all very quickly

[vocal rose]

except itself and brainstorm

[river gust]

yes all 150

[tawdry rock]

the ones i know are htr rtb and a handful of others

[patent sail]

for example J is abbreviation for Jimbo

[vocal rose]

im not abbreviating zany joker

[tawdry rock]

oh and stm too

[vocal rose]

or jimbo

[river gust]

ykno what i mean

[outer rover]

V (Vagabond)

[patent sail]

( )

[manic zealot]

oh boy

[vocal rose]

del grat

[tawdry rock]

hey guys should i trade in my hc for the j or the bp or the stm or the htr because i have an eternal v with a rental perishable z and im not sure if my build supports it

[vocal rose]

snova

[manic zealot]

why am I getting legendaries so often this week

bruh

[river gust]

wow

[vocal rose]

temperance value

well

I mean you might as well just

pivot into it

wait you have constellation and green joker

thats safer

[manic zealot]

I was just thinking that praying for it when I opened the next pack

[vocal rose]

nvm trib is GONE

[patent sail]

10 free doller

[vocal rose]

its early enough to still pivot into it and be viable though

[tawdry rock]

hey guys i just found a wee joker on ante 23 with an idol with 3 blueprints and 90 red seal glass polychrome kings should i pivot

[vocal rose]

trib is more fun

though

[patent sail]

no, look for baron

idk what any of those are, i only know baron and mime

[manic zealot]

I knew taking that soul was worth it!!! sometimes the risky play pays off!

[tawdry rock]

insert baron mime passionately kissing image

[marsh vine]

.-.

[patent sail]

close enough

[vocal rose]

del grat snova rtb burgar grimbo superpos squimbo c9 ttm purple joker bbc pants AJ swash cert BP oa6 HTR BS STM trib

[marsh vine]

:(

[tawdry rock]

holy FUCK

[vocal rose]

thats rough

the wall

[tawdry rock]

and WHAT is purple joker

[vocal rose]

fortune teller

[tawdry rock]

and how is that abbreviated

[vocal rose]

not abbreviated but

[patent sail]

oh you dont even wanna know

[vocal rose]

people like calling fortune teller purple joker

[marsh vine]

I played that run so poorly
I had 2 retrigger jokers but nothing to retrigger

[tawdry rock]

vagueposting level 900 mafia boss

[stiff ore]

looks like im going clubs lol

[patent sail]

lets call vagabond broke joker

[vocal rose]

eternal glut...

[tawdry rock]

i dont know why you have an eternal glut or why your tarot cards look hilarious but okay

[stiff ore]

tarots look different from a mod

[patent sail]

those are jojo tarots i think idk

may br wrong

[tawdry rock]

they're just the real tarot cards

[patent sail]

oh okay

[tawdry rock]

thunk took inspiration from actual tarots to make the monochrome ones we have rn

[patent sail]

thank you localthunk for inventing tarot cards

[tawdry rock]

he also invented the moon and the world

thats how we have those tarot cards

the sun too

[stiff ore]

didnt work lol

worth a shot

[patent sail]

he also invented flower pots but we dont talk about that

[tawdry rock]

one of his worst inventions

[vocal rose]

thats like all I could think of

I think theres probably some more "niche" ones

[reef oyster]

does blueprint copy like if the card has polychrome

[marsh vine]

no

[vocal rose]

NO

[patent sail]

i think that one time he invented money was worse

now we have to get a job to earn it

[distant vault]

Flash wins again

[tawdry rock]

yeah like wtf thunk

[reef oyster]

what should i put my blueprint on

[manic zealot]

that was satisfying

[patent sail]

fork found in a kitchen

[distant vault]

Flash my goat

[tawdry rock]

all grimbos are jokers but not all jokers are grimbo.... #motivational #life #lifechanging #alpha #mindset

[vocal rose]

this is an amazing screenshot

[patent sail]

they will never reach his level

[manic zealot]

ok honestly kinda better than the trib rn ngl

[tawdry rock]

what the FUCK hi identical twin

now we just need presentimage and we're gonna rule the world

[manic zealot]

I just screamed

[patent sail]

but the s is silent

[manic zealot]

I was just wondering why i keep getting legendaries

thanks game

I genuinely don't know if I can take it is the problem

[patent sail]

who the fuck horsed me

[distant vault]

Fuck trib

[tawdry rock]

i dunno man

its a mystery

we'll never know

[patent sail]

thats a shame

[vocal rose]

lmfao

[tawdry rock]

im sorry are you wondering if banner is better than a legendary joker

[vocal rose]

what do you get this time

[vocal rose]

you can get rid of trib

[vocal rose]

banner is probably his chips

[patent sail]

banner + green joker tho

[manic zealot]

it is for my run rn compared to most things it could give me

[patent sail]

i had a run like that

[vocal rose]

get rid of trib

econ cap and then another legendary

[tawdry rock]

imagine if its another trib

[manic zealot]

honestly? that's the play

[vocal rose]

if its ANYTHING but perkeo you win

[tawdry rock]

i will scream with a silent s myself if it happens

[vocal rose]

if its perkeo you still win but

its not as free

yorick would be funny

[marsh vine]

what

[vocal rose]

with green joker

[distant vault]

Yorick

[vocal rose]

actually

this works

[marsh vine]

perkeo + constellation seems good ish

[patent sail]

jinxed

[distant vault]

Perkeo is good

[marsh vine]

explain that

[vocal rose]

I forgot constellation existed

[tawdry rock]

it is ALL your fault zoahl

[distant vault]

Perkeo is actually good here

[vocal rose]

chicot yorick and canio are typically free wins

perkeo less so

[manic zealot]

I won't complain, it's still good and I still have a winning setup

[marsh vine]

oh yeah

[patent sail]

if its anything but eternal rental jimbo you win

[vocal rose]

but I forgot that constellation actually synergizes well too

[patent sail]

did you get it now

[tawdry rock]

wdym thats the best joker in the game

[marsh vine]

I think there is one legendary joker with whom I never won a game

now; I know I am bad

but

[vocal rose]

you can also psuedo burnt joker with perkeo

if you find a mercury

[manic zealot]

this is true

[vocal rose]

which does boost constellation

[tawdry rock]

ive literally never found anything but yorick and chicot

[patent sail]

shhh im manifesting it

[vocal rose]

or you can just spam econ with hermit and temp

[patent sail]

ive had so many legendaries but not a SINGLE triboulet

[tawdry rock]

MAN i SURE hope you dont find a RENTAL PERISHABLE NAT NEGATIVE BLUEPRINT

@balatrogods

[patent sail]

i literally never got triboulet, let me have it jimbo

@grok draw even steven and odd todd yaoi

[tawdry rock]

in a bikini

[cold flax]

Did you buy banan?

[manic zealot]

nah

[tawdry rock]

real ones let the balatro intro play through and dont skip it

[manic zealot]

don't have room for banan

[vocal rose]

can you afford overstock+

are you still in ante 5

[manic zealot]

yes I bought it

[cold flax]

Potassium

Get it

[vocal rose]

good

[cold flax]

Cuz k

Haha

[humble dune]

I had no clue how much fun this would be

Ended pretty satisfyingly

I think that's a word

[orchid peak]

I always forgot to scale and I just lose on ante 10

[tawdry rock]

so close

[patent sail]

what if i choose a completely random joker and put (#1 hater) of it in the name to ragebait random people

[humble dune]

Woah what is that texture

[tawdry rock]

#1412350576762814501

[humble dune]

Banner hater

[humble dune]

Ty

[vocal rose]

cert is so good

[cold flax]

You should antiragebaot and pick a hated joker like perkeo

[vocal rose]

and you have holo

boom gold stake ante 8 tierlist jumpscare

[humble dune]

Webate

[patent sail]

and change it everyday

[vocal rose]

I moved order and family down to B tier from A-

[cold flax]

Why theoback hate:(

[vocal rose]

its very bad

[vocal rose]

W bait

[manic zealot]

I gotta send mine now

[cold flax]

Really?!

[vocal rose]

yes!!

[tawdry rock]

you get used to it and like it

[cold flax]

Why?

[vocal rose]

skipping in balatro isnt good

and thats how you scale it for only .25x

[patent sail]

simply not true, showman isnt in his own special "fuck you" tier

[vocal rose]

very minimal

[vocal rose]

I could do that

[cold flax]

I like negative skips:(

[vocal rose]

so do I

[cold flax]

And money slips😭

[vocal rose]

but they're bad

[cold flax]

And polychrome😭

[vocal rose]

and not good for winning the game

[cold flax]

Im addicted

It’s like

I need Spotify ads about it

Instead of anti gaping it’s like

[humble dune]

I'm just doing anti reacts because it looks funny

[cold flax]

“I used to only take negative skips at school. But now…”

[patent sail]

i only consider early investment tags and negatives (im a gamblepilled negativemaxxer)

[cold flax]

I thought one person understood😔

[humble dune]

I've been tryna gold stake every deck from red to erratic in order (one deck at a time) and I'm up to painted deck blue stake

[vocal rose]

nice

[cold flax]

Ok gn everyone🫡

[vocal rose]

how long have you been going at it

[humble dune]

I mean I heavily fw polychrome when it makes a blueprint or brainstorm free suddenly

[cold flax]

I have been wasting so much time on this channel it’s kinda fun tho

[humble dune]

A long long while 😭🫩

[cold flax]

I forgot my fav!!! Rare skip🗣️🔥

It’s always obelisk tho😔

[vocal rose]

thats the slowest part getting C+

[twin turtle]

Suffering on my 46th attempt on gold stake black deck and I got this dude

[vocal rose]

once you're past that C++ is incredibly fun

its hard initally but once you complete it you'll want to do a second one

[vocal rose]

which is when you get really good at the game

[humble dune]

You probably havnt hit a insane coupon tag

[vocal rose]

oh

[patent sail]

i only really consider any tag when its ante 1, you can be just fine even full skipping

[cold flax]

Lock in🗣️🔥

[twin turtle]

This game hates me so dearly

[vocal rose]

you wont be

[opaque vale]

finally completed jokerless, thus 100%ing my profile 🙏 thank you localthunk for creating the GOAT game

[vocal rose]

skipping is terrible

unless its investment tag

[cold flax]

Is that free shop or vouchers?

[vocal rose]

hey

now do it again

[patent sail]

2 uncommon skips for flower pot and showman

[humble dune]

Free shop

[vocal rose]

except only do c++ again

[humble dune]

If you get lucky

Ong it's so fire

[cold flax]

Why are people hating on showman he’s silly😭

[humble dune]

WAIT

I HAVE A IMAGE

[patent sail]

he does NOTHING in ante 8 runs

[humble dune]

OF SHOWMAN PAYIJG OFF

[opaque vale]

I now feel ready to attempt naneinf in earnest

[vocal rose]

bruh

thats like the opposite of what I did

lmfao

[humble dune]

HERE

[cold flax]

What about in unearnest

[vocal rose]

I was a nanlet

[patent sail]

showman

[vocal rose]

and did naneinf like 10 times before touching gold stake

[opaque vale]

I refused to allow myself to go for naneinf before 100%ing the game

[cold flax]

I didn’t play set seeds til I hkt a natural e I get it

[opaque vale]

(also I’m a sicko and gold stake black deck was my second or third gold deck)

[cold flax]

I haven’t nane infed ever tho

[manic zealot]

this was also me, but I did it after c++ for some god-forsaken reason

[cold flax]

Ima trying to do it rn

I am trying to do gold stake magic

And black deck is like black or blue stake rn

I am also black and blue after trying gold stake😭

[opaque vale]

The only two times in which I genuinely got pissed at the game was when I was playing gold stake black deck and finding my last joker for c++

So Godspeed to you

[humble dune]

Bro gold stake nebula fried me so bad

Possibly the worst runs i had ever had

[opaque vale]

I actually really enjoy Nebula…

[patent sail]

cant believe people loved balatro so much that they made poker real

[humble dune]

IM NOT SAYING ITS BAD

[opaque vale]

It’s ok, I forgive you

[humble dune]

I just think I don't know how to build around it

[indigo vapor]

My dad's Joker deck

He replaced Ramen with Cicio

[humble dune]

YOUR DAD!? fire

[patent sail]

[indigo vapor]

Yeah I showed him yesterday

He likes it

[cold flax]

My mom plays a ton of Balatro now

It’s kinda a family activity lol

[humble dune]

It doesn't work because he has ramen

[cold flax]

We sit by the fire together and help each other

[indigo vapor]

He got rid of it

[broken swan]

Lost a good dusk+acrobat run cuz I didn't realise it was my last hand 🤦. It should flash the screen or something to indicate it's your last hand.

[humble dune]

Yorick + ramen 🤤

[patent sail]

offer plant ramen and he will be busy eating it while you carefully sneak past him

[humble dune]

Exactly ramen acts as luchador

[opaque vale]

definitely a QOL update I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing in 1.1

although I want the option to toggle it on or off

[cold flax]

I can’t wait for the Balatro battle pass

[opaque vale]

sometimes I deserve to lose if I’m not paying attention

[humble dune]

Maybe a funny warnung indicator like in cloverpit

[broken swan]

Yeah a small flash wouldn't hurt

[humble dune]

Truth incarnate

[patent sail]

they need to add the update that kills psychic

[manic zealot]

I nearly threw the run, legendaries are stressful

[humble dune]

What the heck

Banner nanner on perkeo

And gren joker

[manic zealot]

if it works it works

[patent sail]

green + banner kinda good

[humble dune]

I guess ur right

[opaque vale]

The only other thing I would have wanted to see added would be an easier way to restart a challenge on iOS. But having completed all my challenges, idk if I’ll play them again lol

[patent sail]

wrong reply

[cold flax]

Why are we sliming psychic😭

[patent sail]

i cant read the boss

[humble dune]

He knows what he did

[patent sail]

and he fucks up my square scaling

[cold flax]

What does this say?

[patent sail]

who are you

[opaque vale]

whereas chiGOAT when you need him?

[cold flax]

Myself😔

[humble dune]

Next to my ceremonial dagger

[patent sail]

game just loves me so much that it gives me the hook IMMIDEATELY after i get green joker

[cold flax]

Took me a sec 😭

[humble dune]

Glad that joke didn't flop

[patent sail]

on the left side of it

[hearty ferry]

Coasted through black deck until gold stake for the first time. Been stuck forever

[humble dune]

I wish legendaries got eternal

[opaque vale]

someone get this user a TRUE…

[cold flax]

Lowkey chicot should be always negative

[patent sail]

perishable ❤️‍🩹

[frank grove]

I think a spectral card to add or remove stickers from jokers would be cool

[cold flax]

What would be a good name

[humble dune]

Me when cryptid lock

[cold flax]

Elixer

[patent sail]

sticker

[cold flax]

Say that again

[patent sail]

that again

[cold flax]

Say that again

[patent sail]

that again

[heady fable]

Would it be too op for wildcards to not get debuffed by the boss blinds that debuff one particular suit?

[humble dune]

This is what we've come to

[humble dune]

Yes

[frank grove]

Probably not too op

[patent sail]

no, this is that again

[humble dune]

But that's what chicot is for

[humble dune]

Say :

[patent sail]

:

[cold flax]

;

[umbral coyote]

He said say it not spell it

[humble dune]

NOOOO NOT THE SEMICOLON

[cold flax]

Me right when coordinating conjunction + ,

[patent sail]

semicolon three

[umbral coyote]

Colon three

D colon

[glossy mortar]

Anyone wanna take a guess on how badly I’m gonna murder Violet Vessel here?

[manic zealot]

pretty badly, you have obelisk

[opaque vale]

I expect seven figures

[humble dune]

Let's do da math

[cold flax]

I have a theory

[umbral coyote]

Why is your balatro XXL

[cold flax]

A game theory

That idol is actually on hearts😭

[heady fable]

SpongeBob is also very excited to see if you beat it

[opaque vale]

50/50 chance you clear it or you don’t, if we’re being real

[patent sail]

2 of clubs

[humble dune]

Guys he's running chas trib

[cold flax]

Yeat

[humble dune]

Drag the glass pls

Ur gonna hurt me if you don't chad the glass

[opaque vale]

“Don’t Chad the Glass” - Jimbo the Creator

[cold flax]

What if

[patent sail]

they should add a joker that makes you instantly lose

[cold flax]

We glass the chad

[patent sail]

that would be funny i think

[cold flax]

Call it

Smth like

[patent sail]

baron

[cold flax]

“Instantly lose joker”

[manic zealot]

this is the greatest matador I ever got in my life

[glossy mortar]

That idol I got for free at the very start when I skipped for it. I hate the idol but it saved me not once but twice in the early game. Then I pulled a pop got a double negative tag and pulled not one but two banger cards. That was ontop of getting the negative spectral card on my chad.

The matador was useless as always but he’s there mostly for moral support.

[manic zealot]

and I can farm it for the next ante too

[humble dune]

Look what you've done to me

[opaque vale]

I’m heart reacting my own joke, I thought it was great

[cold flax]

Duality of man

[patent sail]

i think "Horse" would be a better name for it

[humble dune]

Horse 😰

be me

[patent sail]

horse walks in

[cold flax]

I have a horse joke

[opaque vale]

“Detention” should be the instantly lose joker, because class clowns

[glossy mortar]

This is by far the most wild run I’ve had so far. Those two negitive tags set this run up for insanity.

[cold flax]

Actually I don’t

[humble dune]

I like this alot

[patent sail]

what does a horse say?

neigh

[tawdry rock]

what the fuck

[glossy mortar]

Also the polychrome obelisk replaced my DNA as i found it just before the boss.

[cold flax]

Well that’s what I was goning to say😭 but I was gonna make it a government joke

[glossy mortar]

1.5x was better than dna doing nothing.

[patent sail]

he found the instantly lose joker

[humble dune]

THE TEXTURES ARE SO LOVELY

[tawdry rock]

im not taking baron

im taking bp of course

[twin turtle]

I LOVE YOU NEGATIVE CHICOT

[cold flax]

Bp as in battle pass?

[opaque vale]

also now that I’ve been playing white stake again after c++ing, life feels beautiful again

like I’m not stressed

[twin turtle]

GOLD STAKE BLACK DECK DEAD

[humble dune]

Lowkey this was a fun one for me

[glossy mortar]

Anyways if you care. Here’s the seed. It was stressful at the beginning though. S34JM63K

[patent sail]

what does a government horse say

neigh

[cold flax]

Absolute cinmena🙌

[heavy heron]

quit horsing around

🤣 🤣 🤣

[patent sail]

dont even joke lad

[cold flax]

Hay we don’t make horse jokes here

[opaque vale]

so a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “why the long face?”

the horse replies, “because I’m a horse.”

the bartender replies, “woah, a talking horse! how did that happen?”

the horse then says, “well, this is a joke. and the joke calls for a talking horse. otherwise it wouldn’t work.”

[heavy heron]

ahh my bad my bad

[patent sail]

im gonna horse you

[heavy heron]

great timing

[cold flax]

Have you seen the YouTube video the worlds worst joke😭

[cold flax]

I VOTE NEIGH

[humble dune]

My user has been horse in m friends server since that screenshot

[manic zealot]

I've never been so happy to see a jolly joker

[cold flax]

Mane I can’t belive you posted that

[opaque vale]

how bad is this joke? aristocrats?

[cold flax]

Bad

[humble dune]

Let's see you play cryptid

[manic zealot]

I knew someone would make the joke

[cold flax]

Today my math teacher. Was like no one in this class ever makes jokes… except for goocat. But his jokes are terrible😭😭😭

[patent sail]

i played it for like an hour and got bored

way too easy

[manic zealot]

this was also me

[humble dune]

Guys did you hear polterworx is back i think

[patent sail]

yes

[cold flax]

Was that

[patent sail]

they are

[tawdry rock]

i really like this run

[humble dune]

Am I the only one who enjoys over the top mods 🤤🤔

[cold flax]

You know what’s always a weird feeling by

[humble dune]

It's like cryptid^2

[cold flax]

Is getting me bones

On first shop ante 8

[patent sail]

if im gonna be making a mod its likely gonna be something similar to vanilla in terms of effects so its not the boring kind of easy like cryptid icl

[humble dune]

Is this accurate, I feel like it is

[opaque vale]

nat neg blueprint??

[cold flax]

Icl sounds like a type of acid

Iodic acid

[tawdry rock]

nah ecto

[humble dune]

Ouuuu funn

[cold flax]

That’s not how acids work tho😔

[opaque vale]

also what’s the third joker?

[patent sail]

oh you dont even wanna know

[humble dune]

Is it uhh

Poly uhh

Dusk

Idk

[tawdry rock]

this seed will NOT fucking stop pumping out rares

i think i've seen like 10 by now

[patent sail]

its an evil joker

[humble dune]

Is it madness

I wanted to guess that but I didn't want to

[patent sail]

no

[humble dune]

Uhhh

Uhhh

[patent sail]

i just domt know

[humble dune]

Oh

[patent sail]

:3

i got no idea what they were talking about

[humble dune]

EVERYONE GO COP POLTERWORX

[cold flax]

I’m confused

[humble dune]

There's the screenshot of the win screen

[patent sail]

youre goocat

[humble dune]

Tryna figure out what the 3rd joker is

[humble dune]

Yroue goocat

[cold flax]

🗣️🔥

[tawdry rock]

duo

polychrome

[cold flax]

🗣️🔥x2

[humble dune]

Wow yeah never would've guessed actually

I don't fw the xmult if contains hand rares

[patent sail]

i had a seed where i got the entire infinity gauntlet of rare xmult on hand type jokers by ante 2

[humble dune]

Holy moly

[patent sail]

and then i lost

[cold flax]

Psychic??

[patent sail]

no

just no score

[humble dune]

I had this

[cold flax]

It was a good guess tho

[cold flax]

Did you take stuntman?

[patent sail]

is there NOTHING else you wanna discuss?

[tawdry rock]

WHAT THE FUCK

ANOTHER RARE

a BRAINSTORM

[humble dune]

Ofcourse

[tawdry rock]

what is going on with this seed

[humble dune]

... negative stuntman :3

[patent sail]

yeah sure

[humble dune]

It was just a rare skip

And then it was negative all on its own

[cold flax]

I got home and then accidentally slept for 5 hours😭 I feel like a night creature

[humble dune]

Omg yknow how i keep yapping about polterworx

[humble dune]

Use trance hello?

[cold flax]

Throw it back🗣️🔥

[humble dune]

There's rainworld slugcat jokers and they're kinda busted

[cold flax]

That’s me that’s right

[humble dune]

Just a little

[cold flax]

I just had neuron activation

Holy moly

[patent sail]

youre not a cool ass black crow

[cold flax]

RAIJ WORLD?!

[humble dune]

But i'm

[cold flax]

I am h I m the gen z Eminem

[humble dune]

See how i used an apostrophe so it's technically still a gramatically correct sentance

[cold flax]

Goofiest subject antecedent ahh😭

[humble dune]

RAJN WORLN

[patent sail]

i want a language pack that renames pair and high card to 2 of a kind and 1 of a kind

[cold flax]

🗣️🔥

[patent sail]

two pair 2 of a 2 of a kind

what is straight

[humble dune]

Full house to what

[cold flax]

Guys can you guess my favorite video game???

[cold flax]

Yuri+yaoi?

[patent sail]

2 of a kind 3 of a kind

[humble dune]

It's da one with the silly slug cat

[patent sail]

tetris

[humble dune]

Kinda 5 of a kind

[patent sail]

5 of no kind

[cyan sparrow]

do you guys use MySpace

[cold flax]

Idk what that is

😭

[patent sail]

it only has 1 in 4 chance of proccing, nah

[fervent wolf]

Hi everyone >_<

[cyan sparrow]

its the original Facebook!

[patent sail]

hi

[cyan sparrow]

back before you had your tikkytoks and your snapperchats

[humble dune]

Hello

[cold flax]

Is it like a scrapbook?

[patent sail]

jokes on you i got neither

[cold flax]

You fool I don’t even own TikTok or Snapchat!

[humble dune]

Twin what are you yapping bout

[cold flax]

Or YouTube

[fervent wolf]

Hai!

[fervent wolf]

Hello :3

[cold flax]

Or insta even it’s good

[cyan sparrow]

instagram, then?

[patent sail]

hai catgril

[patent sail]

still no 🔥🔥🔥

[cold flax]

Twin🗣️🔥

[fervent wolf]

Meow >_<

[humble dune]

Ask if they have discord

[cold flax]

TWIN

[cyan sparrow]

oh, you must use discord 😄

[cold flax]

No

[patent sail]

i dont even have internet

[cyan sparrow]

lol 😄

[cold flax]

Cotl fan?

[patent sail]

im yalls collective hallucination

[humble dune]

I will throw a flowerpot through your window

[cold flax]

Have you played woolhaben yet

[cold flax]

I think that would be a hate crime in this case

[cyan sparrow]

yar! plus they released a new update, woolhaven

[patent sail]

i will horse you

[humble dune]

It's outta respect

[opaque vale]

sorry I only play Balatro, Tetris and fifa 11

[humble dune]

I would be honored

[cold flax]

I wanna play😭 I stopped cuz I felt so bad it’s kinda silly

[patent sail]

you would be horsed

[cold flax]

What are you some kind of rate of change???

[cyan sparrow]

i was into it from the beginning, where you're going to get sacrificed by the old gods, and you must submit to your fate

[blazing solstice]

does deck and stake effect seeds or is it only dependent on what platform you play on?

[opaque vale]

don’t forget the +C

also whats with the horse thing? new to the discord

[patent sail]

i only play balatro nowadays and maybe open geometry dash for like 10 minutes a day if i feel like it

[humble dune]

Tetr.io and or tetris effect?

[cold flax]

Erm I never antidoferentated u🤓

[patent sail]

horse = funny

[tawdry rock]

kings galore

[patent sail]

thats it

thats literally it

[humble dune]

I'm flattered

(I'm secretly a horse

[cold flax]

I like farming

[cold flax]

That = it???

[patent sail]

no

it = that

[tawdry rock]

aaaand bye run :3

[opaque vale]

still on Tetris 99 mostly when I do play, but nullpomino on occasion when I remember it’s in my laptop

[humble dune]

Horse × that = it?

[humble dune]

YOOOOOOOO ebk I play on my switch

[cold flax]

What is this some sort of gosh darn it I forgot the name

Commutiviry?

[patent sail]

thats like when a lot of fans of a thing are in one place i think idk

[cold flax]

Commutinf 🚊

[humble dune]

I swear balatro is trying to propose to me

[patent sail]

what is train emoji supposed to mean here

[cold flax]

dHorse/dthat=0???

[cold flax]

Horse

[humble dune]

Yes

[cyan sparrow]

are you going ot marry balatro

[cold flax]

This guy gets it

[balmy ocean]

I feel pain

[humble dune]

[opaque vale]

(also the most advanced math class I took was AP calculus in high school, I ended up as a journalist by trade LOL. sorry for being stolen valor with my screen name)

[cold flax]

Credit card in the joker🗣️🔥 oh…

[tawdry rock]

the BETTER rabbit pointing at clock image

[balmy ocean]

If only

[cold flax]

We have the same level of experience then dw

[patent sail]

its kinda that

[cold flax]

What’s journalism like?

[humble dune]

I love this place

[patent sail]

this place is a nice guy, i see why

ive known him for a while

[humble dune]

Ofc but he's way out of my league

I wouldn't shoot my shot

[cold flax]

I actually am not doing my ap calc hw rn😭

[patent sail]

shoot tge moon when theres no queens in hand

[humble dune]

To the moon when I green deck

[opaque vale]

It’s an interesting gig, like there are days in which you really like what you do in telling people’s coolest stories, days in which you claw your eyes out because politicians don’t give you direct answers and days where you just chug along

[patent sail]

best deck in the game

so good that i forget it exists

[cold flax]

That sounds so cool. Do you travel a lot?

[humble dune]

Greck + burglar 🤤

[patent sail]

delayed gratification + burger

💗🎀

[opaque vale]

I don’t necessarily regret becoming one, but some days I wish I found a less time-consuming career path lol. thankfully minimal travel working for a community paper

[humble dune]

Banner + mystic summit

[patent sail]

bus + pareidolia

[humble dune]

Yorick + ramen

[cold flax]

How long have u been doin it?

[patent sail]

baron + mime

[opaque vale]

I’ve been at my job for the last 2.5 years, took some time post-uni away from the industry before entering back in it.

[humble dune]

Yuri

[patent sail]

insert that one reddit image of "here, win"

[patent sail]

thats yaoi

yuri is bluestorm

[humble dune]

I love yuri and yaoi balatro ❤️‍🩹

[cold flax]

Thanks for sharing very neat stuff:) journalism is really cool esp local papers and stufd

[opaque vale]

that reminds me to make a tier list now that I’ve completed c++

[patent sail]

you better make a special "fuck you" bottom tier for showman

[patent sail]

TRUTH

[opaque vale]

Thank you for inquiring! Local community papers are really where journalism has its most potent/powerful impact, so be sure to show love to your local paper no matter where you end up!

[cold flax]

No problem it’s really neat hearing strangers talk about their experiences and stuff

[vocal rose]

purple hard

[cold flax]

Gang I can hear coyotes outside my window😔

[tawdry rock]

feel free to insult the list, nothing is placed in any particular order

[opaque vale]

is there a template for this online?

[patent sail]

yeah

just search up joker tierlist

[opaque vale]

based Ty

[patent sail]

realistically all should go in the fuck you tier

except the serpent, he just kills himself

[tawdry rock]

poor serpent

hes literally not even a boss

i dont think ive ever seen a single death to serpent that isn't due to scoring

[patent sail]

you can die to serpent?

[tawdry rock]

also i am physically pained that i know every ability just from looking at the blind chip

[patent sail]

theres one we all know no matter what...

[tawdry rock]

FUCK you plant

FUCK you

[patent sail]

its small blind actually

[tawdry rock]

fuck you too

[patent sail]

but yeah plant too

[tawdry rock]

to the small blind of course

[exotic orchid]

Yes if you can't make a proper hand.

[tawdry rock]

i would NEVER say that to a person im just too nice

[patent sail]

pretend i did the "ok when" joke here

[fringe nebula]

i hate violet vessel and needle more than plant and flint honestly

[tawdry rock]

can saturday at 5:00 work

[patent sail]

it cant

saturday doesnt work, its a day

[tawdry rock]

thanks for clarifying i was confused

okay but can it work at 5:00 though

[fringe nebula]

just won with a flower pot

[manic zealot]

this is me but with crimson fart

[tawdry rock]

yeah i mean its there for the ride but that doesnt mean it won the game

[patent sail]

why would you divide by zero, let alone 2 zeros. thats not how math works

[exotic orchid]

Nice. More like carried.

[tawdry rock]

Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ! !

[manic zealot]

ok guys I finished my joker tier list

[patent sail]

yeah this me when i see like

idk funny meme

[tawdry rock]

relatable

[patent sail]

flower pot better be where it deserves to be

[manic zealot]

I was right about to @ you because you're going to be very happy

[tawdry rock]

who in the FLYING FUCK puts FLINT in S TIER

[tawdry rock]

wtf

[manic zealot]

it's very roughly ranked

[tawdry rock]

smeared joker on top

fuck you it pairs so well with ancient

[patent sail]

thank you da3m0nic we all say in unison

[tawdry rock]

okay well now i obviously have to make a list myself

[lost vault]

smeared joker more like midded joker

[manic zealot]

I truly despise flower pot

[lost vault]

more like

[fringe nebula]

I FUCKING LOVE VAGABOND

[lost vault]

shit smear joker

[patent sail]

fuckimg Дима Остипенко who the hell names themselves Дима Остипенко bro

[cold flax]

Personally I struggle with cerulean bell somtimes

[tawdry rock]

i can read a little russian and honestly they sound like the type of person to put FLINT in fucking S TIER

AND PLANT

IN FUCKING A TIER

[night turret]

I was today’s years old when I found out you can use a Wraith to gain money

[cold flax]

What’s it mean?

[night turret]

And I got a fucking blueprint from it as well

[tawdry rock]

its dima something something

[manic zealot]

Dima Ostipenko

roughly

[tawdry rock]

hold on illt ry

[cold flax]

Thank yall

[patent sail]

as a russian i can also read a little bit of russian, and i cam confirm that people named Дима Остипенко fucking suck and deserve to play gold stake black deck until they get 10 winstreak

[tawdry rock]

yeah actually its ostipenko exactly

[night turret]

Is this in terms of difficulty?

[tawdry rock]

they put serpent in its own tier

at the top

[night turret]

Cause why is plant in A

[fringe nebula]

how to gain money

[tawdry rock]

so i imagine its not

[cold flax]

f(x)?

[patent sail]

deserved

[potent tree]

i know exactly 3 russian words

[manic zealot]

a very baller image

[night turret]

Eternal golden? Do you just hate yourself

[manic zealot]

I was about to ask how it got so bad then I saw the 3 rentals

[patent sail]

so i was supposed to go somewhere like 51 minutes ago

[night turret]

Omg I just noticed it was a rental as well

[patent sail]

stop being so entertaining chat

[night turret]

Nah

[fringe nebula]

hey atleast i got the ox

[manic zealot]

tru

[fringe nebula]

money back to 0

[night turret]

It’s so easy tbh

[fringe nebula]

boss reroll is situational pick

[manic zealot]

double tag is like A

[fringe nebula]

i would put it higher

[patent sail]

negative tag into gambling tier

[night turret]

When neg hits tho

[cold flax]

What timezone are u😭it’s like dead of night here

I forget people don’t like all live around me

[tawdry rock]

ok yeah true

[cold flax]

I guess people can also go out on the dead of night

[patent sail]

moscow time i think 🔥🔥 8:52 am

[fringe nebula]

i have done something worse honestly

[tawdry rock]

holy fuck

[manic zealot]

also voucher tag is huge if you're going for naneinf

[manic zealot]

oh boy

[tawdry rock]

these are all situational

in most runs theyre all just shit

[patent sail]

serpent aint even a boss, bro kills himself 😭

[tawdry rock]

and boss reroll tag NEVER fucking appears when you need it to

[manic zealot]

with the huge exception which is the investment tag

[cold flax]

I am 8 hours behind crazy

[manic zealot]

it's like 10 PM almost, where I am

[patent sail]

bro like EVERYONE i ever talk to is 7 or 8 hours behind thats insane

[cold flax]

Why are you in the past

[tawdry rock]

"i am my own enemy" ahh boss 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀💀💀💀💀💀

[cold flax]

Bro it’s feb 4th common

[torpid bridge]

[cold flax]

This made me laugh😭

[manic zealot]

because I'm stuck

[patent sail]

5th of february is rare

[tawdry rock]

i hope this message thoroughly ruins your day

[patent sail]

6th is legendary

[tawdry rock]

all except for @patent sail and @manic zealot and local thunk of course

[night turret]

What is with some runs and just cursing you in the wildest way imaginable

[tawdry rock]

and me

[manic zealot]

this is so true

[cold flax]

🙁

[night turret]

Few runs ago I managed to get many lucky cards, if I recall. Like 16 of em

[tawdry rock]

iunno bro ask him

[manic zealot]

I've been blessed with legendary joker luck this whole week and idk why

[night turret]

Lucky cat didn’t show up once

[cold flax]

I have no played Balatro for a week😭

[patent sail]

hi who are you

[cold flax]

I had a double sno day last week tho

[night turret]

WHY TF ARE YOU HERE NOW

[tawdry rock]

who the fuck is reacting to every message

[cold flax]

So I played then

[manic zealot]

I always play balatro after my shift ends, it's part of my autistic ritual

[night turret]

I HAVE TWO OF THE BITCHES

[tawdry rock]

omg!!! such good deck fixing

howd you manage to keep every card in tact all the while removing spades and clubs1!!!!

this is insane

[patent sail]

quit horsing around

[cold flax]

Kill a king a six and a five

Perfectly balanced

As all things should be

[orchid peak]

peta the haws is heea

[night turret]

Yk what’s scary, I genuinely thought you weren’t playing

[patent sail]

they shpuld make an antideck where you get 52 suits and 4 cards

[cold flax]

If you take its derivative you just get a normal deck

[night turret]

They should name it ortalab

[patent sail]

they should name it evil deck of evilness

because its evil

[cold flax]

Isn’t that red deck?

[tawdry rock]

np done

[lost vault]

wouldnt it be 13 suits and 4 ranks

[cold flax]

AMAZING

[patent sail]

you painted the deck

[night turret]

But on more serious note, ditch popcorn and go for lucky

Yes or no

[patent sail]

4 cards is funnier

[opaque vale]

Chat, this isn’t necessarily my preference for jokers as a standard, but based on my experience C++ing with them

[cold flax]

I wanna say yah

[night turret]

Don’t you got somewhere to be

[patent sail]

HELL YEA FLOWER POT

[cold flax]

The tribe got slimed😭

[patent sail]

no

[tawdry rock]

can someone hilarious dm me a hilarious picture real quick

would be much appreeciated

[orchid peak]

you should sell the egg

[night turret]

Got you

[night turret]

Nah I’m keeping her around for temp

[orchid peak]

ah good plan

[west hemlock]

Another day another not beating purple stake

[night turret]

Which deck

[fading sigil]

i wonder what percentage of players left this achievement for last 😭

[night turret]

Alright doing it, showing yall how it goes later

[west hemlock]

Yellow

[fading sigil]

also jokerless was A LOT easier than i thought lmfao

[patent sail]

how it feels to play blue stake

[opaque vale]

4OAK was nice once I got the ball rolling

[night turret]

According to steam, 83.2 percent

[fringe nebula]

you can get crit from the flint and the water on jokerless run

that's why i think jokerless earlygame is hard

[fading sigil]

i didnt know thats awesome

[fading sigil]

also very cool ty

[cold flax]

I got one really funny one but I can’t dox myself😭

I’ll keep looking

[heavy heron]

purple stake is probably the hardest difficulty jump

i get you

keep trying!

you got this ^^

[night turret]

@cold flax and immediately fucking lost

[manic zealot]

I truly am mesmerized by the placement of midas

[tawdry rock]

the plant shivers when the

[night turret]

3UTZ98JL

[opaque vale]

also there’s no order to where the jokers are in the tier list, I just placed them one after another as I saw them, I’ll revise to rank them all

[mellow cypress]

photochad is ahh early bro 😭

[night turret]

Why so low?!

[west hemlock]

I think it’s been almost like 3-4 months worth on it 😭

[manic zealot]

ohh I didn't read the thing they wrote with it

[night turret]

I had nothing else

[opaque vale]

I will rank within my tier list, one second