🕹・game-discussion

[lost vault]

darn

[shell dagger]

it wasn’t a fullskip, maybe 17 rounds played

[wanton breach]

my irl dad will beat me to death if i was gay

[crude fiber]

What build is that

[wanton breach]

photochad

[crude fiber]

Nice

[royal bobcat]

photochad isn't very gay

honestly

[oak axle]

Should I take?

[lost vault]

photochad is gay

so gay

[wanton breach]

i play photochad with high cards

[royal bobcat]

why'd it be gay

its a photo in a chad

it looks very straight

[oak axle]

Do I take?

Replacd DNA?

[wanton breach]

it's yuri/lesbian

[royal bobcat]

idt your deck is ready but you should stop bloating ur deck with dna lol

[crude fiber]

I often replace photograph with sock and bussin

[lost vault]

man whysnit always yuri

[crude fiber]

Or whatever its called

[lost vault]

but anyway thats still gay

so

[oak axle]

It's not bloated-

[royal bobcat]

no i insist its straight

if you want real gays

look at green burglar

[lost vault]

no straights in balatro

[royal bobcat]

these men are clearly gay

[lost vault]

we already have the handyype

[lost vault]

true

[royal bobcat]

they kiss

all day

[lost vault]

green 110% the bottom byw

[wanton breach]

because i enjoy

[lost vault]

btw

[royal bobcat]

definitely

[royal bobcat]

thars actually much better than i thought

sure take idol

[crude fiber]

Green joker seems like shit to me

[royal bobcat]

itll serve u better than dna

[wanton breach]

still need to cut so many cards, but its okay

[crude fiber]

Am I the only one

[royal bobcat]

its so op

[oak axle]

How about femboy furries

[royal bobcat]

dawg 😭

[crude fiber]

I discard a lot

[lost vault]

the way burgler be filling him with mult

[royal bobcat]

you dont needa discard with green

[lost vault]

depends

[royal bobcat]

anymore

[lost vault]

i know i am

[oak axle]

It's been like that like 8ante

[crude fiber]

Ok its not shit but I hate it when a joker gets worse when I discard

[royal bobcat]

u lying in ante 13 you only had 37ish kings

[lost vault]

maybe adapt to the jokers you have

[oak axle]

Do I take tribe or nah

[acoustic kettle]

Grimbo is good

[wanton breach]

i hate it when the joker isn't gay

[oak axle]

Tribe is same as Trib thought

[royal bobcat]

i hate order

[crude fiber]

I choose freedom

[royal bobcat]

fucking homophobe

[acoustic kettle]

No

[royal bobcat]

thats right

im saying it

[acoustic kettle]

Why would you

[lost vault]

stay losing ig

[royal bobcat]

i hate straights

[oak axle]

They said it's good for my build

[crude fiber]

Im slowly progressing

Im at orange stake blue deck

[royal bobcat]

chat i just want to play arknight all day am i cooked

[crude fiber]

Not sure if blue deck is bad

[royal bobcat]

wilted rose emoji

[acoustic kettle]

Blue deck is one of the easiest

[lost vault]

penis

[crude fiber]

Arkham knight is so good

[royal bobcat]

blue deck has the highest win streak

[crude fiber]

Idk why people hate on the batmobile

[royal bobcat]

:)

[crude fiber]

I personally liked it

[wanton breach]

did you play flushes?

[acoustic kettle]

It's only a 2x

[crude fiber]

At least one thing I chose right damn

[royal bobcat]

grimbo's favorite past time

sorry this might be getting too far 😔

[acoustic kettle]

Grimbo when bus

[lost vault]

truth

[wanton breach]

I'll take it if it's natural negative

[royal bobcat]

tribe is fine

barely

2x for a flush isss

not great

2.5x would be appreciated

but might be off for thunk's vision

[acoustic kettle]

Straight downgrade of duo

[royal bobcat]

yeah

duo is fine because it's literally free 2x

u have to do nothing

tribe is

flush based

which requires some effort

[lost vault]

mrrreow :3

[royal bobcat]

nya

[crude fiber]

This was my build yesterday

[wanton breach]

prrr

[crude fiber]

Shit one sec

[acoustic kettle]

Ew

Filthy

[crude fiber]

What

I got like 3-4 billion per hand with glass cards

20-30 million without

But I had a lot of glass cards

[wanton breach]

no photochad

smh

[crude fiber]

Yes sadly no chad

I died to plant shortly after this

Btw

[royal bobcat]

i am WEEPING

[crude fiber]

Why

[acoustic kettle]

Wish that plant came before ante 8 tbh

[brave needle]

Bro i love ts build

[wanton breach]

chad is really good to counter the plant

[crude fiber]

Yeah

[wanton breach]

just make one card glass and youre good to go

[crude fiber]

Yeah but it wouldnt do anything in this scenario either

[acoustic kettle]

So you die and lose the run right there instead of winning

[wanton breach]

he already win, he's on ante 9

[oak axle]

@acoustic kettle Do I ecto?.

[crude fiber]

I’d break through

[acoustic kettle]

Do you still need the dna

[oak axle]

I dunno tbh

[wanton breach]

it will hit either the blueprint or the banner

[crude fiber]

Dude fuck dna

I didnt even know that joker existed

[acoustic kettle]

Banner is neg

[crude fiber]

Invisible I mean

[acoustic kettle]

If you don't need the dna then

Sell ecto and then buy invis

[crude fiber]

Is it bad to get another blueprint

[wanton breach]

yes, but it just remove the negative effect

[oak axle]

DNA IS GOATED

[wanton breach]

still dupe the banner

[oak axle]

Look at my deck

[acoustic kettle]

Right i thought you're saying about the ecto

[oak axle]

Fuck is this banner gonna fck me

;-

It's eternal

Fuck lol

[crude fiber]

What

Did it hit banner

[acoustic kettle]

5 in 6

[oak axle]

No I mean

If I take invis

I'm gonna risk banner hit

Will can fck my run

[crude fiber]

1 in 6 it will happen

Not a big chance

But yeah its a risk

[acoustic kettle]

Two eternal banners because why not

[crude fiber]

Le chips

[wanton breach]

[royal bobcat]

le mrow

[acoustic kettle]

Neur

[royal bobcat]

le colon three

[oak axle]

Should I sell DNA? I have 40 glass king or na

[crude fiber]

If it dupes castle does the copy start from 0

[acoustic kettle]

[crude fiber]

Or any joker that can be upgraded

[acoustic kettle]

No

[acoustic kettle]

Hmm idk actually

I never run endless

[crude fiber]

I think if you’re gonna sell anything it should be dna

[wanton breach]

[patent sail]

fuck the pillar

[crude fiber]

Pillar is so ass in lower antes

[patent sail]

it debuffed half my deck because i was doing AJ

[oak axle]

I have ecto thought

If I ecto I get 7 hands still

My deck rn

[patent sail]

aight game wants me to conste my llation and i agree with it

[royal bobcat]

we hate the pillar on got

on das gott

[oak axle]

Do I still need DNA?

[patent sail]

NOO FUCK YOU HOOK I JUST GOT GREEN JOKER

[crude fiber]

Not sure if the one hand size is worth it in your situation

Or the dna

I meant the dna

[oak axle]

It's -2 hand size now if i tske

But DNA can get me 4 copies

[acoustic kettle]

I mean triboulet only need 5 handsize anyway no

[oak axle]

And I still get 7 hand size

What if my glass king breaks

[wanton breach]

7 hand size is enough

[wanton breach]

make more?

[crude fiber]

How much is your hand size rn

[wanton breach]

you got a shitload of cards right there

[crude fiber]

My bad it was 2 you said

9

[oak axle]

9

[crude fiber]

Idk where I got 5 from

Yeah then I guess its fine

[acoustic kettle]

With 40 glass you can probably make them last a few antes

[oak axle]

I have 9 hand size rn if I take ecto it's gonna be 7

[quick cloak]

wow this royal flush build is great

[quick cloak]

im on 6 bro

🥹💔

[crude fiber]

Your deck is fixed pretty well so I dont think you’ll need much hand size

[wanton breach]

the stuntman

[oak axle]

Alright

[crude fiber]

But you also keep 7

[quick cloak]

stupid ecto went to showmna, i forgot he was there

[patent sail]

top 5 showman moments

[crude fiber]

But wait for more opinions cause im a noob

[quick cloak]

im literlaly playing ghost deck

[acoustic kettle]

Most useful showman

[quick cloak]

i have seen

2 spectrals in shop

total

ante 11

[patent sail]

showman is literally an ecto and invisble joker magnet

[quick cloak]

what am i playing???

[wanton breach]

upgrade your straight flush, royal flush borrows the straight flush hand type

[patent sail]

balatro

[quick cloak]

im joking bro

[quick cloak]

no but seriiusly

2 spectrals

the entire game

how

[acoustic kettle]

The one showman you don't take will give you this

[patent sail]

i sometimes get none other than that hex

[wanton breach]

nuts

[quick cloak]

what the dhit

3 yoricks

[patent sail]

this man sure showed

[wanton breach]

3 chico

haha

[exotic orchid]

Holy hell

[acoustic kettle]

VV found dead in a ditch

[patent sail]

no chicot slander here

[exotic orchid]

What you got.

[patent sail]

we love chicot

[quick cloak]

what did u get tho

[untold onyx]

More than one chicot is still pretty good

[acoustic kettle]

Not my screenshot idk

[quick cloak]

why wud u need two

[quick cloak]

😭😭

[wanton breach]

yep

[torpid bridge]

[wanton breach]

idk if it's a bug or not

[patent sail]

3 canios with no hanged men for the entire run

[untold onyx]

There's a glitch where chicot can reverse boss blinds when duplicated

[patent sail]

showman

[quick cloak]

uh huh

[untold onyx]

Less a glitch more just emergent behavior from how chicot is coded

[acoustic kettle]

I think the permanent handsize is patched

?

[exotic orchid]

This is getting patched btw

[patent sail]

i love the part in the balatro movie where chicot said "Boss Disabled" and disabled all the bosses

[acoustic kettle]

Is the multiple chico for other boss a bug

[patent sail]

lame as FUCK

[wanton breach]

chicot reversed the boss blind ability, meaning instead of loosing a hand size, you'll gain one
and if you have 2 chicot, you gain 2 handd size

[patent sail]

oh that

i thought you were talking about multiple souls

that i do know

[quick cloak]

i love when perkeo perk'ed the o

[patent sail]

and you gain only 1 hand size

1 per chicot past the 1st one

[acoustic kettle]

Perkeoing my soul

[patent sail]

plinko

[wanton breach]

hey, thank you for acknowledging me as a fool

[quick cloak]

i perked the chico

till i neg5

[patent sail]

booooo lame

[quick cloak]

most shit negs ever too

[acoustic kettle]

This is only the manacle bug right? I don't think the others are a bug

[wanton breach]

now there is no reason to keep chicot

[patent sail]

that was such a fun bug

[quick cloak]

fr

easy 10 bucks

[patent sail]

the nefarious vv

[acoustic kettle]

3x mult

[wanton breach]

multiple luchador is more worth than chicot now

[quick cloak]

we yes WE are all taking yorick, no para, no death, no hanged

[quick cloak]

luchador was js better anyways

didnt take me 18 arcana packs to find a soul did it

🥹🥹🥹

[acoustic kettle]

Chicot is only a 1 in 5 in a 1 in 300

[wanton breach]

i once found natural negative trib on the first ante arcana pack

[exotic orchid]

Which other one.

[acoustic kettle]

Small vv and the others

[quick cloak]

i hope u died to plant

[patent sail]

i hope The Flint goes to hell after it dies, the kind of hell where its nothing but Chicots

[exotic orchid]

Crimson bean is also getting fixed.

[royal bobcat]

small vv

awwww

[patent sail]

LAME

[quick cloak]

the most nothing boss ever

[royal bobcat]

whos a little vessel

[shut shore]

This is way too tempting, ig it's quite risky one to take yeah? I'll fight the boss blind next

[quick cloak]

i swear ive never died to it

[patent sail]

its nothing when you got flat mult

but all i have is 2.5x madness

its just gonna reverse the effect and make it do nothinh

[acoustic kettle]

Small vv, 7 hands needle and the others

[exotic orchid]

Tell him not to do it next time he is here lol. I feel like community feedback is important.

[wanton breach]

jokes on you

there was no plant

[exotic orchid]

Damn good lineup.

[wanton breach]

this is the seed btw

[patent sail]

i feel like those are the fun kind of bugs that shouldnt be fixed

"thats not a bug, thats a feature" type bugs icl 🙏

wrong emoji

[royal bobcat]

seed this seed that

[oak axle]

It copied brainstorm

:3

Yea we ball

[royal bobcat]

nobodys talking about the trees

[exotic orchid]

Yeah i also share the same opinion. Not like you can make those happen easily anyways. You need lots of setup and general player will probably not encounter them accidentally.

[wanton breach]

you want my seed or not?

[exotic orchid]

It just kills another avenue of getting high score runs. Its like game developers patching out bugs that speedrunners use.

[royal bobcat]

questionmark indeed

[wanton breach]

NOT THAT INTERPRETATION

[patent sail]

this is so true

[royal bobcat]

you cant fool us

[patent sail]

this is like exactly how i feel about it, let us have fun ffs 😔

[wanton breach]

you play to have fun? i am sorry for you

[patent sail]

[exotic orchid]

Light mode

[patent sail]

:3 bleh

[royal bobcat]

light mode on pc is weird

[wanton breach]

i really should change my pfp

[royal bobcat]

i only have it on phone sometimes

when the sun is out

[patent sail]

im on an ipad 🎊🎉

[royal bobcat]

oh okay

[wanton breach]

balatro on ipad is a blast

[patent sail]

im playing on pc tho

[royal bobcat]

balatro on samsung smart fridge is the best version

[patent sail]

cant have balatro on my ipad and cant have discord on pc 😔

[patent sail]

this will be balatro in 2014

[wanton breach]

how do you get balatro on your treadmill

[patent sail]

who remembers when hanging chad got added in 1997

[royal bobcat]

can't forget the addition of raised fist in 1917

or Baron in 752

[patent sail]

only the real ones remember Ancient Joker from 1346 BC 😔

[royal bobcat]

im surprised it took thunk 2 centuries before adding perkeo into the game

[wanton breach]

speaking of samsung fridge, did the samsung a55 visual glitch got fixed yet?

[royal bobcat]

i guess he wasn't famous then

[exotic orchid]

Buy a phone stand.

[royal bobcat]

you just need to hit your apparel with a baseball bad

[patent sail]

buy a smart threadmill with balatro preinstalled

they should sell those as a merch

[wanton breach]

baseball isn't that bad

[tawdry rock]

balala should add accounts where you just log in on any platform and your progress is saved

or some sort of cloud thing

[wanton breach]

1.5x mult on each uncommon is a bit good

[exotic orchid]

I would buy a full pack of playing cards with all the jokers.

[tawdry rock]

seriously it would change the world as we know it

[exotic orchid]

Current one only has 4 i think.

[patent sail]

cloud 9 already is a joker, silly

[wanton breach]

the world should remain converts 3 selected card to spades

[tawdry rock]

fuck you and i love you at the same time for saying thus

[patent sail]

its insane how flower pot from balatro became so popular that they made flowers real

[tawdry rock]

funniest balala pun

[wanton breach]

shocking !!!

[wanton breach]

i love you too

[patent sail]

now kiss

[exotic orchid]

Man when the update drops hope it doesn't break the mods. I love some modded balatro from time to time.

[wanton breach]

no kiss before marriage

[patent sail]

well then marry smh my head

[tawdry rock]

haram.....

[wanton breach]

halaltro

[tawdry rock]

as the priest consummating our own marriage

i now pronounce us Person and Person

we may now craft balatro joker ideas together (most intimate couple activity)

[patent sail]

pronounce?? like those things gay people have?

[exotic orchid]

In halatro you can't put blueprint next to brainstorm.

You have to marry them first.

[wanton breach]

mom, i got married to a random person in an official balatro discord server in the game discussion channel

[tawdry rock]

I'd be proud

[exotic orchid]

Where food.

[royal bobcat]

ii think priests should consumate the union instead of the wife

[wanton breach]

game discussion is discussing

[royal bobcat]

hot take i know

[patent sail]

priest joker

[royal bobcat]

halaltro

[wanton breach]

you want gros michel or cavendish? we also got popcorn and selzer and a diet cola with ice cream

[patent sail]

i prefer egg

[royal bobcat]

wait if halatro is balatro

[tawdry rock]

con = "become" in arabic
su = "your" in french i tjink
"mate" = "mate"
coincidence? probably but speculation is good

[royal bobcat]

then cloverpit is haratro

[royal bobcat]

su is not your no

[patent sail]

actually balatro is swedish for gambling

domt check, trust me

[royal bobcat]

cloverpit is finnish for "give your soul to satan"

:3

[patent sail]

:3c

[tawdry rock]

balatro is balalish for balala

[royal bobcat]

finland truly knows how to make games

[exotic orchid]

Shittiest wedding food ever 🫩

[wanton breach]

i mean balatro already removed the haram parts of poker

[exotic orchid]

I want ny gift money back

[patent sail]

they didnt remove the part where you lose, thats lame i rhink

[tawdry rock]

coincidence? i think not

[tawdry rock]

just click on the gift certificate joker and hit sell

[wanton breach]

tell that to our food provider, the showman

[royal bobcat]

cruel squad, fear & hunger

[tawdry rock]

works 100% of the time

[royal bobcat]

what even is happening in finland

[tawdry rock]

hey showman is your brother in law now dont let them insult him

[wanton breach]

loosing is delayed winning

[tawdry rock]

delayed gratification joker reference from the hit roguelike deck building game balatro???

[wanton breach]

oh, just tell him to provide me some invisible joker so we could dupe our children

[patent sail]

wee jokers

[tawdry rock]

just ankh em

invis joker takes 2 years to make a viable clone

[wanton breach]

i want 3 copy of wee

[patent sail]

are your children eternal tho

[tawdry rock]

though be careful dont use this to make a 3rd kid because it WILL kill one child

[wanton breach]

ankh can only give 1 extra

[tawdry rock]

i can print some eternal stickers

thats probably how it works right

[patent sail]

just ask showman to help

[wanton breach]

no, it would kill all of them

[tawdry rock]

or do you only find those naturally at the child shop

[patent sail]

no, only one

[wanton breach]

like adopting a doppelganger

sure

[oak axle]

Ggs!!!

:-;

[tawdry rock]

what do you meaaaaaan you didnt naneinf on ante 2???

[royal bobcat]

id date my doppleganger

[patent sail]

what people who pick up ante 1 baron think will happen

[tawdry rock]

you're either gay or

actually yeah youre just gay

[wanton breach]

no dating before marriage

[royal bobcat]

yeah what if im gay

[wanton breach]

haram

[oak axle]

Why is everyone gay

[royal bobcat]

what if im gay uh

say it

SAY IT

[oak axle]

No homo

[tawdry rock]

no marriage before marriage

[patent sail]

you give 1.5x mult

[royal bobcat]

you cant look at someone before you have at least 1 child of each gender with them

[wanton breach]

lol

[oak axle]

But there's 6767 genders!

[royal bobcat]

and i know 6312 genders so

[patent sail]

why does it take 😂😂😂 2 liberals to cahnge they light blub 😂 ??? 😂🤣 they too busy 😂 their pronouns 😂😂😂

[royal bobcat]

better get to it

[tawdry rock]

babe wake up theyre discussing marriage dynamics and homosexuality in the official balatro discord server game discussion channel again

[oak axle]

You have a Babe

That's gay

[royal bobcat]

i wish i could call someone babe

[tawdry rock]

y-y-y-you can call.. me...that..

[wanton breach]

what!?? get me some high caffeine coffee to make me stay awake during the full discussion, babe!!

[tawdry rock]

sorry @wanton breach im cheating on you

[oak axle]

Gay

Hahahahah

[patent sail]

they should add priest joker that lets you marry 2 jokers and later create a wee joker

[oak axle]

Why not just be polychrome

[royal bobcat]

sorry i dont date gay people

[tawdry rock]

lmfao

[wanton breach]

you use a seeded run on me??? hiw dare you

[royal bobcat]

i don't not date gay people because i'm straight

[tawdry rock]

i can explain

[royal bobcat]

no i dont care

[tawdry rock]

youve been distant lately

[royal bobcat]

i just dont want to date gay people

[oak axle]

Gat

Gay cat

[patent sail]

🐈

[wanton breach]

like, 2 minutes

[tawdry rock]

this shylveon guys just calling everything gay

[wanton breach]

that's AI

[tawdry rock]

i just wanted to be loved...

[patent sail]

ai stands for A real Interaction

[royal bobcat]

Areal

[wanton breach]

can you teach me to be real?

[royal bobcat]

whos that guy who used ai waifu joker textures again

[patent sail]

red baguette girl

[tawdry rock]

reference to hit social media app BeReal?????

[royal bobcat]

befake

[wanton breach]

reference to machine love by jamie peak

[royal bobcat]

reference to peak the video game

[patent sail]

that name isnt true she isnt a machine shes a chimera

[wanton breach]

we all. unfortunately, life isn't all sunshine and rainbows

[tawdry rock]

lets go to marriage counseling

[wanton breach]

cuz rainbow represents gay

[tawdry rock]

also you should know i dated the therapist

hope that's okay!!!

[patent sail]

rainbow represents 1.5x mult

[wanton breach]

are we on an open relationship rn?

like.. open source game?

[tawdry rock]

lgbtq community? more like lets go balatro today quickly

[tawdry rock]

no

[patent sail]

yeah thats what you need to do to play gmod

[wanton breach]

who is garry and why is he mod?

[tawdry rock]

all i want to do is add a few mods to our relationship

[patent sail]

just ping them then

[tawdry rock]

@everyone

[wanton breach]

shocking

[patent sail]

everybody asks who is garry, but no one asks HOW is garry

[tawdry rock]

hows garry

[patent sail]

oh hes fine

[tawdry rock]

glad to hear that

[patent sail]

:3

[wanton breach]

we are married yet we didn't know each other's gender

[tawdry rock]

im a Man

[oak axle]

Sunshine lollipops rainbows all the Buwatifyl things I think when we're together~

[tawdry rock]

big and strong

add balatro player to the list

[oak axle]

[wanton breach]

we are gay then

[patent sail]

balatro player? i barely know her

[tawdry rock]

my name is steven.........even steven....

[oak axle]

[wanton breach]

i mean perkeo is almost a girl

why did i say that

[patent sail]

almost?

[tawdry rock]

top 10 balatro sentences

top 1

[patent sail]

i know a top 2 contender, but i will not send it again

[tawdry rock]

.

[patent sail]

truth

[tawdry rock]

okay fararareueru if this marriage is gonna have ANY chance i need to ask you one question

what is your favorite balala joker...

[wanton breach]

what

[wanton breach]

i have a few, actually

[patent sail]

i swear to god it better not be uncommon that gives x3 if hand contains a scoring card of each suit

[wanton breach]

hangin chad, burnt joker,

[tawdry rock]

based so far

[wanton breach]

erosion, mary andy, stuntman,

[patent sail]

truth nuke??

[tawdry rock]

top 10 ice cold takes of ALL time

[wanton breach]

driver's license, cartomancer, and yorick

[patent sail]

they should add frozen joker

it would take away 1 level from a discarded hand

i think that would be funny

[tawdry rock]

rick: yo
rick 2: yo rick

[wanton breach]

lol

[tawdry rock]

badum tss

get it guys

yorick and yo rick

[patent sail]

perke: o

[wanton breach]

driver's license is one of my favorite because it taught me how to use arcana pack when i first played balatro

[tawdry rock]

she's perky! "i go by he him" oh

[patent sail]

you are the real shake of the spears

[wanton breach]

you're the one who soc the crates

[tawdry rock]

sock???????? sock my buskin reference????

buskin robins reference?????

[plain briar]

should i take chad

[patent sail]

image doesnt load but yes

[wanton breach]

robins hood reference?

[plain briar]

instead of which joker

[tawdry rock]

that one

[wanton breach]

absolutely

[tawdry rock]

definitely

[patent sail]

yeah so the whole joke here is that i dont see the image

idk

okay now i do

[wanton breach]

three of a kind one

[tawdry rock]

instead of the 3oak guy

[plain briar]

im playing flush house rn

[patent sail]

kill zany

[tawdry rock]

i dont know his name

[plain briar]

ight cheers

[tawdry rock]

probably zany

[patent sail]

John

[tawdry rock]

thank you for clarifying

these days people are so filled with prejudice

[wanton breach]

John balatro reference?

[tawdry rock]

they call jokers by what they do (joke) and how they act (zany)

[royal bobcat]

zany

[tawdry rock]

kid named prejudice:

mango

[patent sail]

i rhink madness' name is Derek

[wanton breach]

i might act erosive today

[patent sail]

AS SOON AS YOU SAID THAt i got it in the shop

please act blueprinty

[wanton breach]

yo that's sick

[tawdry rock]

this guys fucking playing balatro on the side while conversing

unheard of

[wanton breach]

makes me act rental perishable natural negative blueprinty

[patent sail]

i wouldnt be fucking playing balatro? Playing balatro is a nice guy, we are just friends

[royal bobcat]

im currently conversing about balatro while in class so

[tawdry rock]

can we get a playing balatro x ashy fanfic

[patent sail]

no

[tawdry rock]

okay thanks for the swift response

[patent sail]

what have you done

[royal bobcat]

can we have a balatro x umamusume collab

[patent sail]

you spawned in a splash

[wanton breach]

sp my lash

[patent sail]

certain professor would like that

[royal bobcat]

i should make a texture pack that turns all cards into horses

[wanton breach]

weiii

[patent sail]

all of them into the same png of a horse

[tawdry rock]

awesome lesbian couples would be intimidated

[patent sail]

we call that game

horse

[royal bobcat]

ill just recolor them for the suits and add a handwritten number

[wanton breach]

umalatro

[tawdry rock]

i wonder why thunk only made 4 suits

he invented 4 whole suits

and then just stopped

[patent sail]

there shoukd be 5th evil suit

it would be evil i think

[royal bobcat]

ill give hats to the horses for the jokers

[wanton breach]

wild card is a suit

[tawdry rock]

and cant even forget the time he invented cards

[patent sail]

thats the evil one

[royal bobcat]

yeah make the symbols white

so you cant see what youre playing

also make its text white

and corresponding jokers white too

[wanton breach]

wait, wild card should be a suit
that's a good buff for it

[patent sail]

make all text just plain wrong

misinformation :3c

[tawdry rock]

theres a person out there whos thought of the perfect blue stake rework and wild card rework and kept it to himself

we need to find that man

[patent sail]

thank you local think for inventing videogames

[royal bobcat]

yeah he's called localthunk

[wanton breach]

so you can enhance your card with lucky card and get value from different suite joker

[royal bobcat]

i can give you his discord @

[tawdry rock]

thatd be nice yeah

dont know him

sounds like a nice guy

[patent sail]

he sounds like the type of person to make a cool poker roguelike game to me

no one else? no?

[wanton breach]

he sounds like a local thunk to me

[royal bobcat]

chat i think the balatro update has been finished for like a year but thunk just doesn't find a way to rework blue stake

he's been stuck on that for a whole year

[patent sail]

new blue stake should introduce a horse boss

[vestal copper]

blue stake is goated ngl

[wanton breach]

he can't find any uses for onyx agate

[royal bobcat]

new blue stake could introduce new bosses

actually

[vestal copper]

actually makes you play strategically

[tawdry rock]

i want a divorce

[royal bobcat]

no its not goated

[tawdry rock]

onyx agate is awesome

[royal bobcat]

it makes you play pairs

even more

[wanton breach]

whaaa

[royal bobcat]

as if it was necessary

[wanton breach]

it should be more awesome

[tawdry rock]

maybe it could be a little better but

its a good joker

don't you dare slander it

[royal bobcat]

onyx agate is really good

[patent sail]

the hand type of 2 cards of the same rank is getting renamed to Strategically in 1.1

[royal bobcat]

its not as good as fib

but its good

[vestal copper]

[wanton breach]

+7 mult should be 7x mult for every 7 of clubs card

[royal bobcat]

funnily enough more cards work with fib than agate

[vestal copper]

[tawdry rock]

holy unbalanced

[royal bobcat]

so its harder to find an agate card than a fib card

[tawdry rock]

i dont want a divorce anymore

[vestal copper]

i still havent unlocked agate lmao

[tawdry rock]

your level of whimsy is on another fucking level

[wanton breach]

whaaa

[royal bobcat]

agate was the last suit joker i unlocked

[tawdry rock]

i smell paint

[royal bobcat]

NO FUCK ITS SEEING DOUBLE

[tawdry rock]

who is painting they palette voucher outside thr house

[patent sail]

im just painting the deck

[royal bobcat]

well i unlocked agate then seeing double

[vestal copper]

i still dont have trib hit the road agate and someone else i forgor

[royal bobcat]

trib???

[patent sail]

i unlocked seeing double before it 😭😭😭

[trail acorn]

I got 6 holographics from aura in a row

[royal bobcat]

oh its not a real unlock nvm

[tawdry rock]

i only have bloodstone and arrowhead unlocked rn

[royal bobcat]

blewdstone

[tawdry rock]

ive never built a deck of diamonds or clubs

theyre just such bad suits i hate them

[patent sail]

erratic deck unlocks those easily

[tawdry rock]

i go towards spades and hearts so much more often

[wanton breach]

bloodstone represents lust
rough gem represents greed
the spade represents anger
onyx agate represents gluttony
what is gluttony about +7 mt

mult*

[patent sail]

bloodstone represents greed actually

[wanton breach]

bloodstone represents gambling

[tawdry rock]

bloodstone is wrath what the fuck are you guys saying

its in the name

BLOOD stone

[ebon condor]

bloodstone is ignorance because only the most unaware think its actually usable

[patent sail]

bloodstone is a cool rock i think

[vestal copper]

bloodstone is good

[patent sail]

top 10 things to never say in balatro discord

[tawdry rock]

can we just make bloodstone rare and remove the probability

[wanton breach]

bloody stone

[tawdry rock]

or make it common and keep the probability

[ebon condor]

make bloodstone legendary, increase it to x2, remove the probability, and make it work on kings and queens instead

[patent sail]

bloodstone should turn the entire deck into random suits that arent hearts upon getting picked up

[ebon condor]

bloodstone should give you 3 negative wheel of fortunes when picked up if you like gambling so much

[wanton breach]

husband.. I'm eepy

if i fall asleep during ther9rknd0r

[queen lantern]

guys flower pot is my fave jocker

[royal bobcat]

No it's lust because picking up bloodstone gives you aids

[tawdry rock]

i think we should make 8 ball legendary, make it gain x1 mult per 23 cards discarded

[tawdry rock]

eep

[vestal copper]

what if seance gave you x1 mult per face card destroyed

[patent sail]

splash if it could talk:

[tawdry rock]

this is recommended by 5 out of 6 dentists

[royal bobcat]

What if splash copied your consumables

[final stone]

what if splash could bring my family back

[solid garden]

• no one ever

[patent sail]

what if the real bloodstone was the friends we made along the way

[tawdry rock]

well it would be a Splashing Success in not doing so

[ebon condor]

what if credit card gave you quad shot and a tears down

[vestal copper]

maybe theres a reality in where baron is cool and viable

[tawdry rock]

what if credit card gave you a real credit card in real life

[patent sail]

credit card should actually set your real life card balance to -$20

[ebon condor]

unfortunately this game doesnt have an endless mode

so sad

[vestal copper]

buy cards with your real money

[vestal copper]

true

[tawdry rock]

sorry what is "real"

i only know balatro

[vestal copper]

realatro

[tawdry rock]

ohhhhh

thanks for clarifying

[patent sail]

this will be balatro in 2012

[tawdry rock]

thats a long way from today

[ebon condor]

what if the idol removed the underwater mining speed reduction

[tawdry rock]

given that we are in 1966 rn

[patent sail]

who remembers when they added ancient joker in 1500 BC 🙏

[stuck dagger]

i beat black deck on a purple stake and im so satisfied with it 🤩

[tawdry rock]

this is god

meet him

[queen lantern]

it would be good if in order to do runs, you hadto buy a lootbox that gave you ten random runs, this game needs that for the stakeholders

[tawdry rock]

he just beat black deck on purple stake

[stuck dagger]

bro this deck is so awful

[ebon condor]

preaching to the choir here i think

[patent sail]

i thought black deck was supposed to be ignored and was there as a placeholder for the new horse deck coming in 1.1

[ebon condor]

horse deck: for every horse, gain $1. -1 hand.

[patent sail]

horses actually dont have hands so you start with 0 hands

to make it scientifically accurate

[ebon condor]

in addition, we made all other decks start with 2 hands for scientific accuracy

[patent sail]

balatro if it was good

[ebon condor]

buying lusty joker now has a 1/20 chance of giving you an std

[burnt drift]

balatro IS good

[tacit stream]

And to make it more "realistic", you get +3 discards but using discards cost $1 each

[queen lantern]

i love black deck

[burnt drift]

i love black deck

[swift lodge]

typo?

[royal bobcat]

Isn't that just green deck

[patent sail]

said Doogles_9

[queen lantern]

flower pot and splash black deck my fave

[patent sail]

no, thats actually the needle deck that was added back in 0.8.0

[tacit stream]

Black Deck and Heiroglyph my fav combo

[queen lantern]

see people that hate flower pot do not understand the simplicity of it

[burnt drift]

guys wait sometimes a wierd glitch happen and i wanna know if people have it too

[tacit stream]

carried gold stake for me

[ebon condor]

exaaaaaactly its so free with straights

[burnt drift]

sometimes when i do something too fast or new run two times too fast

my hand doesnt draw

[ebon condor]

like if youre reasonably competent at discarding its easy

[burnt drift]

if i go menu and comeback

same thing will happen

i have to close the game

[solid garden]

yahimod synergy is craaaaazy

just like the crazy joker

[tacit stream]

you can do it even against Cerulean Bell

[patent sail]

crazy joker should spawn rats

[ebon condor]

#1 issue with fp at the moment is. well the #1 issue is that pairs are the best hand but the #2 issue is that wild card debuff bug

[final stone]

and sane joker should get rid of them........

[queen lantern]

crazy joker should delete random files of your pc, now THAT would be crazy heh

[tacit stream]

crazy joker should randomly send nu*es

[ebon condor]

crazy joker should be removed from the game thatd be pretty crazy i think

[final stone]

just a glimpse into my dark and twisted thought process

[patent sail]

fun fact: if you buy crazy joker and leave the game open for 2 years with only him in your joker tray, he will go insane and turn into madness! really, try it yourself

[oak axle]

WHAT

[oak axle]

Really?????

[final stone]

i don't even see crazy joker anymore, it's just regular joker to me now...........

[lunar zealot]

what the fuck are yall talking about

[patent sail]

balatro if it was good

[final stone]

how good the baseball card is

[patent sail]

thank you localthunk for inventing videogames

[oak axle]

Grass snek

[shut shore]

Huh

[ebon condor]

did you hear they made balatro into a real life card game

theyre calling it "poker"

[patent sail]

flower pot was so universally loved by the community that they actually made flowers real

can you believe that

[ebon condor]

wow

its so sad that painting wasnt a thing until painted deck was created

[patent sail]

when is it coming out? i wanna play it

will it have photochad

[ebon condor]

go to nevada

[patent sail]

BRO MOVE THE KNIFE

ITS GONNA EAT THE HALF JOKER

[ebon condor]

solid start, just needs some xmult

[pale wolf]

wrong card sort?

[ebon condor]

idk why you took credit card tho

[patent sail]

he has cavendish tho

[pale wolf]

that's gros

[patent sail]

could use ride the bus tho

[pale wolf]

based on the orientation of the banana

[queen lantern]

WHERE IS FLOWER POT, THIS IS NOT OKAY

[ebon condor]

naw dagger is enough +mult

esp w egg

[patent sail]

missing a splash in there

[burnt drift]

woah ts is realistic asf

he has black deck and have 6 joker

[pale wolf]

You're going to take credit card it would be to me to the dagger but I don't know why it didn't happen

[tardy cosmos]

No burglar!!!

[burnt drift]

WHY ARE COPYING THE MIME

[tardy cosmos]

Money

[burnt drift]

ohh

[patent sail]

you should instead be copying the serpent boss

[burnt drift]

lmao

[tardy cosmos]

Seeded btw the seed has a natneg dna and brainstorm

Thats all i knew

[burnt drift]

oh : (

[queen lantern]

WHEN THE JOCKER LIES

[patent sail]

jocker

[burnt drift]

Jonckleur

[patent sail]

sir jimbomelious jonkleruan the third

[tardy cosmos]

wat

[queen lantern]

me when the flower pot jockie

[patent sail]

hes just saying things

[queen lantern]

they hated joker jesus because he spoke the truth too

[final stone]

they hated joker jesus because he killed the chat

[queen lantern]

okay guy that cannot do jockerless run

[final stone]

too soon

[queen lantern]

I mean neither can I

but hey I live crazy joker lifestyle

[final stone]

what is blud talking about

[robust flame]

is hanging chad good

[rancid niche]

I have been trying to go for naneinf gold stake and I'm losing my sanity

I found a perkeo in ante 3 and a blueprint but the issue with that is, I wasn't playing on ghost deck, no telescope for observatory, and not enough copying jokers, and couldn't even find good scoring jokers

I rolled so hard until the run died

[fervent wolf]

Meowww nya UwU~

[rancid niche]

Oh nice

Showman shenanigans

[fervent wolf]

Repost :3

[rancid niche]

Unrelated but thought it was funny

[fervent wolf]

3oak >_<

[exotic orchid]

Sus

[cold furnace]

Standard pack of some bullshit

[exotic orchid]

No

[cold furnace]

tweaking

[rancid niche]

Oh no you're in for some trouble

[cold furnace]

most busted common in the game

[cold furnace]

hes alr gettin it

[rancid niche]

the infamous throak

[cold furnace]

he got me with the bait

[rancid niche]

we're all being baited

[cold furnace]

1.1 better rework the damn chad

[fervent wolf]

Meow

[cold furnace]

i fw the multiplayer mods rework so heavy

[exotic orchid]

Thunk said is not touching chad lol.

[vestal copper]

photochad wont get nerfed i think

[exotic orchid]

Man i feel like a lore keeper.

[rancid niche]

Chilly is a master at baiting all of us

[vestal copper]

what do they do

[exotic orchid]

Wait i will show ss

[cold furnace]

instead of retwriggering the 1st card twice, it retriggers the first 2 cards one time each

[rancid niche]

I don't think the chad needs a nerf

[vestal copper]

that's cool

[rancid niche]

Pairs need a nerf

[vestal copper]

photochad gutted is good

its just not fun

[rancid niche]

Nice

[sleek agate]

Jokers; who the fuck needs them

[cold furnace]

dude made sure he was in the ss 😭

[sleek agate]

well i need 2 of them anw

[exotic orchid]

Always include yourself in ss. Incase it gets posted on reddit.

I can then jump in and collect updoots.

[rancid niche]

That's insanity

[cold furnace]

holy based buil

I once ran eternal stencil with a madness on gold stake

absolute beauty of a run

[exotic orchid]

Nice.

[rancid niche]

Jokers?

[sleek agate]

jokerless

[rancid niche]

yea

[cold furnace]

them challnge decks bro

[sleek agate]

eternal stencils go hard on that one deck

[cold furnace]

🗣️

[sleek agate]

whatever it's called

[cold furnace]

mfs be hatin on black eck till they get the most goated lineup ever

[sleek agate]

soul deck or something

i dont like black deck

[rancid niche]

But legit you don't need that many jokers even on gold stake

[cold furnace]

impossible to get a start, unstoppable once you do though

[sleek agate]

yh it's just not rly consistent tbh

[cold furnace]

fair

Ive been doing my c++ with ghost, anaglyph, blue, gold and abandoned.

Top 5 decks

[rancid niche]

Yellow deck is the more consistent people say

[vestal copper]

yellow is the only non-plasma deck i have out of red stake

and i beat gold w it

its my goat

[cold furnace]

Ghost is amazing for establishing builds early on, gold is consistent and lets you ignore eco-ing if you're not dumb and spend it all on the ante1 Sb shop, Blue is just reliable, abandoned helps with gold-staking straight cards and using straight builds, anaglyph is just really really funny

[vestal copper]

which one should i go for

next

[cold furnace]

ghost deck highkey

[vestal copper]

sure

[shell dagger]

The gold stake streak wr is on blue afaik

[sleek agate]

ye agreed

[rancid niche]

Yeah it's also one of the more powerful decks

Idk I think I get more streaks on checkered deck lol

[shell dagger]

my blue streak pb is 3x higher than any other deck

but i haven’t properly tried steaking yellow

[vestal copper]

steaking

[shell dagger]

mmm steak

[rancid niche]

I am at the moment

[oak axle]

Whatever deck I use I find myself reaching 14-18 ante consistently up to blue steak lol

[rancid niche]

What a shop

[vestal copper]

blue steak 🤤

[cold furnace]

allat and 15 bucks😭

[rancid niche]

I'll probably find an immolate

[cold furnace]

please tell me thats ike a sb shop and you can save for tape

[rancid niche]

What's a sb shop

[cold furnace]

shop after the small blind

[rancid niche]

I'm not gonna buy the voucher btw

[cold furnace]

tweaking

[rancid niche]

Oh yeah it is

[rancid niche]

I play pairs I'm practically immune to most bosses

[cold furnace]

fair

i just play whatever the fuck

[rancid niche]

Found an immolate in the jumbo pack

[cold furnace]

Its like I throw a dart and where ever it lands i just do that

[rancid niche]

Pairs are really broken lol

[cold furnace]

locked

[cold furnace]

agreed

[vestal copper]

why are pairs that good

[cold furnace]

almsot no reason to play two pair when you can level pairs almost the exact same

[rancid niche]

The mega pack helped a ton

[rancid niche]

because

[cold furnace]

planet cards are highkey the backbone to winning a lot of gold stake runs

planet cards/levels

[tawdry rock]

pair beats flush after two mercurys

[shell dagger]

not in practice

high flush scores 300, high lv3 pair scores 240

[patent sail]

i just took burglar when relying on banner for chips 🔥🔥🔥

am i smart

[fervent wolf]

Smartest play of the day

[patent sail]

eternal gay square joker we win

[tawdry rock]

3oak my beloved

also these are not my HS these are just my android second unlocked profile saves

[lapis lion]

what is a 3oak

[tawdry rock]

three of a kind

[lapis lion]

???

[tawdry rock]

also the banana lasted THREE ANTES

[patent sail]

ight so how do i perkolate it

[lapis lion]

people have three of a kind builds??

[tawdry rock]

the poker hand

..yes

i had a brainstorm and 2 the trios

[patent sail]

no 3oak is a psyop

[tawdry rock]

along with a hologram which i ended up copying instead because it got to 4x

[marsh swan]

Do i sell the madness here?

[patent sail]

rather like

what do i perkolate

[lapis lion]

hologram + certificate

[patent sail]

prolly, you have other xmults

[lapis lion]

madness is NOT useable

i think?

i never use it

[patent sail]

madness is tuff black stake and up

[marsh swan]

Wdym all of them are eternal and it's pretty early

[lapis lion]

i think destroying a random joker is. weird

[tawdry rock]

holy shit thats actually a really good combo

[tawdry rock]

his jokers are eternal meaning they cant be destroyed

madness still goes up whether it destroys or not

[sleek agate]

certificate is a top 10 joker on its own

[patent sail]

yeah so? in black stake eternals appear, which cant be destroyed turning it into just free xmult

[lapis lion]

sorry i only play white stake

[sleek agate]

cert + holo is overkill

[tawdry rock]

fun stake

honestly the other stakes are cool and all challenge yourself and whatnot but white is just so fun

[lapis lion]

ceritificate + brainprint + hologram = the holy xmult

0.5 per card added for hologram right

[tawdry rock]

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