🕹・game-discussion

[stark karma]

it's fun when all your cards are the same

feels tidy

[lost vault]

i mean

you can do that with 4oak

and you dont dilute the planet pool

[stark karma]

and miss out on another card to play?

[patent sail]

BORING

[stark karma]

you are right

[high trellis]

Straight should be lower no?

[lost vault]

i mean realistically its almost never needed

[stark karma]

but :P

[lost vault]

no

[stark karma]

I love em but yes I'll bump em down

actually nvm

[high trellis]

A is good

Not S tho

[lost vault]

i know you arent moving straight below eris

eyes

[patent sail]

👀

[stark karma]

eyes

[high trellis]

Eyes

[thorn bronze]

5oak was what I beat Jokerless with first time lol

[lost vault]

realistixally everything that isnt mercury belongs below s tier

[patent sail]

4 green checkmark emojis

[thorn bronze]

I was a madman and took Ouija

[stark karma]

mercury is actually maybe a tier just because of how good it is

too good

evil good

[patent sail]

thats how i start jokerless! and then lose on ante 3

[high trellis]

What did pulto do to you

[stark karma]

too weak

[lost vault]

nothing

[stark karma]

I looove pluto tho

[lost vault]

its just not as good

[acoustic kettle]

Not enough chips

[patent sail]

not even a planet 0/10

[lost vault]

the card says dwarf planet

[stark karma]

rly?

[patent sail]

yes

[lost vault]

yes??

same with ceres and eris

[acoustic kettle]

Earth is so ass
Just like irl

[high trellis]

Well actually it's a dwarf planet 🤓👆

[stark karma]

where does it say??

[lost vault]

"just like irl" okay broh

you couldnt even say its ass

if it wasnt around

🙄

[stark karma]

Earth is fucking sick irl

[acoustic kettle]

I'm a martian

[patent sail]

its p2w bro

worldbuilding here is ass

[lost vault]

earth is pretty cool all thighs considered

thighs?

things

[patent sail]

i agree

[stark karma]

thighs 😋

[patent sail]

domt even change

its true

[lost vault]

only planet with femboys though 👀

[thorn bronze]

Leg day

[stark karma]

like all the other planets are rocks genuinely

[patent sail]

ours is a cooler rock

[lost vault]

lowkey a bunch of rocks and gas

[stark karma]

earth is leeeeagues above

saturn, jupiter and mars are chill

the rest are fodder

[lost vault]

jupiter is awesome it protects earth from meteors

[patent sail]

balatro but when i sell a planet card the planet disappears irl

[stark karma]

neptune was almost good but it got nerfed so hard

by the texture update

[high trellis]

It became a tea brand

[stark karma]

imagine neptune gets retextured in 1.1 lmaooo

[patent sail]

they should delete all planets and leave only mercury

[acoustic kettle]

Becomes sad grey

[lost vault]

it probably will

thunk said something like that

[stark karma]

it wont

WHAT?

[lost vault]

he wqnts the planets to be accurate

scientifically

planet x 👀

[patent sail]

he will draw them in 1:1 size

[stark karma]

neptune should not get changed for readability reasons

[lost vault]

wym

[stark karma]

like I see it and go oh thats neptune

[lost vault]

open planet pack
entire screen is 1 pixel

[patent sail]

yeah thats me when i see a neptune

[lost vault]

or maybe jimbo is just planet sized. we never know

[stark karma]

kinda upsetting mercury isn't yellow AF

makes me sad

[acoustic kettle]

It's kinda like

[thorn bronze]

"When Black Hole literally swallowed the pack"

[acoustic kettle]

A wooden ball

[patent sail]

he is the same size as an entire constellation

[acoustic kettle]

Fuckin hell

Forgot how to say ball

[stark karma]

crazy fucking difference for venus

[naive crystal]

Dude is that a pair level up

Or wait am I stupid

[stark karma]

why do all scientists suck sm

[lost vault]

the gas is crazy

[lost vault]

miku

[patent sail]

our solar system is ass, only one pair level? how tf am i gonna win like that

[naive crystal]

Yessir

[lost vault]

lock in twin

[naive crystal]

Lock in and get telescope and that one joker who makes planet packs free

[patent sail]

they should add moon

does nothing and always spawns besides earth filling up one slot in packs 💗

[naive crystal]

And then get constellation

[naive crystal]

Moon should lwk be high card

[stark karma]

am I doing it right?

[patent sail]

it would replace pluto which is accurate because nasa said fuck pluto

[lost vault]

the dealer watching in horror as i pull up with 1500 dwarf planets, a whole observatory, and perkeo of hiedelberg

[quick cloak]

nasa build is crazy

[naive crystal]

Holy goated lmao

[stark karma]

check the deck

[lost vault]

need more levels

[quick cloak]

😭😭

[naive crystal]

Which also makes even more since because nasa said Pluto ain’t a planet

[stark karma]

couldnt find rocket :(

my second attempt at a perfect space build

[naive crystal]

I’m pretty bad but I’m proud

[patent sail]

try my seed with negative satellite + astronomer and constellation by ante 2 🎀

[lost vault]

nya!

[stark karma]

I'm good

[naive crystal]

Who is bro meowing at

[stark karma]

I like the challenge of finding them myself

[lost vault]

anyone

[patent sail]

mrrp

[lost vault]

play with my seed twin ❤️‍🩹

[stark karma]

have yall seen my themed builds?

[lost vault]

mreow :3

[naive crystal]

Have you done the all 10 of spades seed?

It’s a erratic deck seed

[stark karma]

Huzzah!

[stark karma]

I kinda want to try it lol

sounds fun

[lost vault]

"bar run build"
look inside
driving related jokers
👀

[patent sail]

trump challenge: all the bosses are wall

[hidden lance]

that was easy

[stark karma]

you need a drivers license to get into a bar

and you take a bus cuz u cant drive

[lost vault]

this is true

[naive crystal]

Trump build and all the cards are redacted

[stark karma]

so I'm being very responsible

[patent sail]

humble $-19

[patent sail]

face down

[stark karma]

thats just anonymous build

+wee

[hidden lance]

i like my games realistic

[stark karma]

wait let me make a trump build

[cerulean spoke]

what is better, take joker pack, lucky card or bonus card at first shop

[lost vault]

how about this
the homosexuals build:
odd todd, even steven, blueprint, brainstorm, all polychrome

[stark karma]

and banner

[lost vault]

true...

[stark karma]

pack

[calm furnace]

whats the heterobuild

[patent sail]

straights are banned

[calm furnace]

runner, order?

[stark karma]

shoot the moon and baron

[patent sail]

shortcut, runner, order

[cerulean spoke]

which one is better

[stark karma]

blue

[naive crystal]

Chips?

[lost vault]

baron mime is the yaoi

grr

[patent sail]

playing anything that isnt a stright is instant lose

[stark karma]

not what I said but pop off

[lost vault]

i know

[cerulean spoke]

ok, do i still take lucky or bonus card or do i save money

[lost vault]

im disagreeing

[stark karma]

mime is a girl in my head but them being a man is chill as well

[cerulean spoke]

what are the best card types

[stark karma]

save money

[lost vault]

mime is a boi

frfr

[stark karma]

it depends

[patent sail]

bloodstone is a girl

[quartz ember]

the ones that make you win

[lost vault]

gold

[lost vault]

bloodstone is a chud

[stark karma]

is this a . reference

[naive crystal]

Hot take brainstorm is a girl

[amber heart]

will this give me the gold sticker on midas or no

[lost vault]

so is blueprint

[amber heart]

its like

[stark karma]

luekwarmest take I ever saw

[amber heart]

my last joker to sticker

[lost vault]

and theyre gay for ewch other

[amber heart]

so 😭

[patent sail]

least hot take of all time honestly

[stark karma]

yes

[naive crystal]

Fr? I’ve had people get upset bcuz of it

[patent sail]

everybody knows that

[naive crystal]

IM SORRY

😭😭😭

[lost vault]

those people are incels

[wicked seal]

:)

[naive crystal]

Prolly

[stark karma]

deserved

[amber heart]

C++ COMPLETE!!!!!!

[stark karma]

so deserved holy wow

[lost vault]

throwback run, deserved

[stark karma]

yay!

[amber heart]

if you can believe it i started c++ when the game first released on ios

[stark karma]

throwback is chill

pareidolia smiley face is heinous

[lost vault]

throwback is not very good

[amber heart]

but midas mask has eluded me for an entire year it feels like

[naive crystal]

Fr don’t be hating on my boy

[sand lily]

For C++ is the easiest way going for anaglyph negative tags or what?

[amber heart]

ive been on 149/150 for ages

[lost vault]

i mean true

[stark karma]

early

[naive crystal]

Fr

[stark karma]

not how I did it tho

[acoustic kettle]

Early stickering then move on to the deck you're consistent on

[naive crystal]

Dude I’m still struggling on beating blue stake red deck

[brave goblet]

more wins = more stickers

[wicked seal]

[stark karma]

I just did C+ and then I played ghost deck forever

[naive crystal]

The only deck I beat gold stake is checkered

[lost vault]

play whatever you enjoy most

have fun

[stark karma]

flushchud

[quick cloak]

wee joker greatest card to exist

[naive crystal]

💔

[quick cloak]

after blueprint ofc

[stark karma]

real?

[quick cloak]

real

[stark karma]

Erosion is my goatest goat

[lavish gazelle]

BP and BS are associated by yuri so this is like the coldest take ever

[naive crystal]

What does wee joker do again

[brave goblet]

+8 chips per 2 scored

[stark karma]

+8 chips for scored 2s

[quick cloak]

uh huh...

[naive crystal]

Dude I’m sorry 😭

[quick cloak]

btw i didnt get Xmult until ante7

[stark karma]

you wouldnt get it

[quick cloak]

it svoided me like the plague

wee joker seriouslt carried

😭😭😭

[patent sail]

if i had to draw it i imagine it as a blindfolded girl in a bloodstained dress with a spear ✅✅✅

[stark karma]

who needs xmult when you can just get glass cards and planet levels

[naive crystal]

Dude hanging Chad SUCKS

[quick cloak]

blasphemous ahh guy

[brave goblet]

spoken by a guillotined virgin

[quick cloak]

mods ban him

[stark karma]

spoken like a hanging virgin

[patent sail]

refund your game

[stark karma]

FUCK

thats sm funnier

[naive crystal]

Dude why can’t I send gifs

[quick cloak]

bc ur a chud

[patent sail]

because 1984

[stark karma]

gif chud lmao

[lost vault]

me when the vote was miscounted due to hanging chads and rhat caused the opposing party (the one i didnt want to win) to win

[lavish gazelle]

Now that's a hot take

[naive crystal]

And I’m joking around almost every one of my runs has hanging chad

[quick cloak]

hellfire take

[naive crystal]

😭😭😭

[stark karma]

wrong take more like it

S tier joker

[naive crystal]

Getting crucified

[quick cloak]

dawg ur getting on that stick

[lost vault]

because thunk doesnt like coming into chat and seeing gif spam

[acoustic kettle]

Nah chad is like A

[stark karma]

oh hell

[naive crystal]

Erm

[stark karma]

its great

[lost vault]

:3

[stark karma]

genuinely S

+the fact it's common

insane

it's getting nerfed in the update I heard

[patent sail]

would be such a shame if chat was full of gifs like this, i would be so disappointed to see it.....

[stark karma]

same bro

I'd hate it here

[lost vault]

so true

[pale wolf]

they are being sarcastic

[stark karma]

thank you zebra

[pale wolf]

you are welcome

[lost vault]

need more boy kisser gifs

[brave goblet]

what's new zeb

[patent sail]

they are Alphons6 tho

[naive crystal]

46

[pale wolf]

terraria update

[lost vault]

and two

[pale wolf]

been playin that

[naive crystal]

Bro actually gets it

Goated

[patent sail]

the number of times hanging chad should be retriggering first card

[lost vault]

:p

[lost vault]

real

[patent sail]

colon three c

[acoustic kettle]

Chad should just retrigger randomly

[naive crystal]

I wanna play cryptid because of that one deck that makes every number random

[stark karma]

modding a joker that does that

[patent sail]

chad should just win the game for you because hes that big of a chad

[naive crystal]

Chad should like suck the soul outa me fr 😝😝😝

[patent sail]

why would he do that, soul gives a legendary

[quick cloak]

guys am i fucked

both holo and constellation at 1.5

i have NO cash

[naive crystal]

Yeah but I stg I never see souls

[quick cloak]

HOW am i alive

[acoustic kettle]

Well soul is rare

[patent sail]

its endless anyway, you already won so its whatever

[quick cloak]

what seals u guys wanna see come to the game

[patent sail]

seal seal

🦭

[quick cloak]

valid

[cerulean spoke]

does glass card have chance to break when it procs or only at the end of the hand?

[acoustic kettle]

Green seal
Spawns green joker

[patent sail]

negative

[quartz ember]

teal seal

[patent sail]

only at the end

[quartz ember]

end of hand

[patent sail]

scores then breaks

[naive crystal]

Bruhhh

[quick cloak]

blue stake unlocked

this is going to hurt

[naive crystal]

Oof

I’m stuck on that rn

[quick cloak]

dude how is there 3 above this stake omg

and u gotta do this for every deck for c++?

wow

[acoustic kettle]

C+

[quick cloak]

WHAT

yo kill me❤️

[acoustic kettle]

You can c++ before c+

[quick cloak]

howsat work

[patent sail]

anaglyph 💗🎀

[quartz ember]

they have differwnt requirements

[patent sail]

c++ is all jokers with gold sticker, c+ is just decks

[acoustic kettle]

Just gold sticker eveything in one deck

[quick cloak]

oh i see

which deck did u fuys use

[patent sail]

anaglyph to farm random negatives to drag along ✅✅✅

[acoustic kettle]

Early stickering sure

[patent sail]

currently red 🎉

cleared ghost

[quick cloak]

i js unlocked anaglyph

[patent sail]

strat of dragging random negative garbage along is kinda good tbh, at least i think it would be

[quartz ember]

I mean if you can c++ then you can gold stake at least half the decks anyways

[acoustic kettle]

I haven't even done C

[supple badger]

Hey all, I'm doing the double or nothing challenge with the attached jokers. I don't use madness often so it never really occurred to me to just skip blinds. Should I just skip to bosses now? Pairs at level 7, Ante 7 boss is extra large blind (140k).

[acoustic kettle]

[sullen apex]

hell yeah

[patent sail]

im missimg 3 non legendaries and idk which is one of them

whats to the right of matador

[acoustic kettle]

I'm gonna C++ before C and C+

[hidden lance]

i hate the crimson heart

[quartz ember]

my guess is satellite, stone joker, and glass joker

[patent sail]

GLASS

its glass

[acoustic kettle]

Augh i still haven't unlocked glass

[patent sail]

stone, marble and glass

[acoustic kettle]

Where is it

[naive crystal]

Glass and flower pot

[acoustic kettle]

I have unlocked it

Never got it

[patent sail]

i picked up flower pot and instantly sold it

[quick cloak]

good

[patent sail]

fuck you flower pot

[naive crystal]

Gotta buy it in shop

[quick cloak]

it shud be destroyed every chsnce

[naive crystal]

Fr

[quartz ember]

flower pot just needs a splash of water to be good

[acoustic kettle]

I mean it doesn't help that i don't play the game

[patent sail]

atp theres better x3 uncommons that take only 1 slot to consistently give that x3

card sharp and blackboard 💗🎀

[patent sail]

doing the same to stone joker

[molten badger]

i was playing balatro in school again

lost a run on ante 5 and had $67

also had 3 negative jokers

[molten badger]

lesson learned: never overuse ectoplasm

[cerulean spoke]

i fucked up guys

bruuuh

[clear mulch]

you get me

[pale wolf]

skyblock is awesome and people complaining about the slimes just dont know skyblock 😎

[patent sail]

this is me when i pick up flower pot

[cerulean spoke]

i just

died

bcs im dumb

[patent sail]

thats also sad

[cerulean spoke]

i got this boss

that allows only 1 type of hand

[sullen apex]

i havent done skyblock yet im just doing another mastermode run to see all the stuff. my favorite thing so far is digtoise. The easiest hellevator of my life

[patent sail]

yeah i die to those pretty often

[cerulean spoke]

and i used dna to copy card

and i forgot

[sullen apex]

did my WOF prep for hardmode earlier

[heavy heron]

breath of relief

can’t say it’s the best joker lineup i’ve had

[molten badger]

How does the "Prevents Death" think work

[patent sail]

hey... whats that joker in your 3rd slot over there...

[patent sail]

exactly that

[heavy heron]

oh uh… uh… it’s

[cerulean spoke]

what does flower pot do

[molten badger]

i mean how is 25% calculated

[patent sail]

usually nothinh

[heavy heron]

it’s not a flowerpot

[patent sail]

exactly like that? 1/4 of required score

[heavy heron]

it’s a… vase of colors

[patent sail]

understandable, have a nice day

[weary drum]

is there any way to improve here other than to wait for anti matter?

[molten badger]

when death is prevented do you go negative hands

[patent sail]

no

roynd ends

and you go to shop

[heavy heron]

so let’s say the score requirement is 100k

with mr bones, if you score 25k and run out of hands, the blind will still be completed

[cerulean spoke]

wow it looks so shit

[molten badger]

how to skip an ante moment

[heavy heron]

thank you, you too

[molten badger]

talkin about mr bones, people have been saying you can get ante 32767 or smth like that with a glitch

32767 is like 32 bit limit think

[patent sail]

get double bones and die

[molten badger]

(i am exaggerating with hyperbole)

[heavy heron]

yup, you can

HAHA

i saw that glitch

[molten badger]

i have 49 collection

jokers i mean]

[molten badger]

same

[patent sail]

wait till you get 50....

nothing will happen, but just you wait

[molten badger]

i saw someone getting the cahs out button staked so many yimes

[molten badger]

also i mean in school

balatro 1.0.0n-FULL i think its is

[patent sail]

isnt 1.0.1o latest

i may be making things up idk

[molten badger]

i think it is

[lost vault]

1.0.1f

[molten badger]

huh

[lost vault]

maybe

idk

[molten badger]

i have 1.0.1o-FULL on my main laptop i am currrently using

[lost vault]

that is correct yes

the update is called 1.0.1f in #1155929522361880636 tho

[cerulean spoke]

should i take it

[sullen apex]

Yes

[burnt drift]

yes

[sullen apex]

It's free money

[cerulean spoke]

but its a king

i might die next round 🙁

my deck is cooked

[robust lance]

Does it taste good?

[cerulean spoke]

guys

i also have

red seal jack

which i can make gold

[burnt drift]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nobody-laughs-with-him-laugh-LiDkbTvvKlPObi1OZV

[lost vault]

instant certificate unlock

[robust lance]

I got something funny

[patent sail]

oh thats what unlocks it

[quick cloak]

im loving it

its just so besutiful

🥹🥹🥹

[patent sail]

riding the bus i see

[robust lance]

Orange

[quick cloak]

ive seen the truth

the bus is my new ride

[burnt drift]

huh?

[tacit quail]

What in the fuck hand

[patent sail]

ive ridden those busses before brah

[lost vault]

mreow :3

[tacit quail]

blind 4oak

fire

[robust lance]

I had to say something

[lost vault]

lmo

laughing my off

[patent sail]

laughing my ON

[burnt drift]

yes, then?

what is it?

[robust lance]

I said it

[burnt drift]

ohhh

hahaha

[deep fossil]

Dude I just had a negative canio negative paredoila negative all6s and I just accidentally ankhed a business card I’m so done

[willow frost]

you glad

[burnt drift]

who wanna play online?

[lost vault]

laughung my ass on

[quick cloak]

also tell me

[gusty blaze]

If it works it works I guess

[quick cloak]

when am i meant to use my tags

theres nothing useful

[robust lance]

Never

[patent sail]

hi Ash!

[lost vault]

ts game so unserious bruh

[burnt drift]

what is this build 😭

[patent sail]

im you with an extra exclamation mark

[lost vault]

how uou gonna let square joker grimbo beat you

[patent sail]

square and green my beloved RAHHH

[gusty blaze]

Hello other ash with two exclamation points

[lost vault]

and a y

[gusty blaze]

My green joker was at 61 lol

[patent sail]

average green joker

[gusty blaze]

Ah yes, my apologies.

[lost vault]

such a goat dude

[patent sail]

i love green joker

i would marry him

[cerulean spoke]

guys my hand is kinda small

[lost vault]

1 away froma striaght

[gusty blaze]

It’s 50/50 for me tbh

[patent sail]

jimbo.. please, we need this... my hand is kinda cardless

[burnt drift]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nobody-laughs-with-him-laugh-LiDkbTvvKlPObi1OZV

[patent sail]

this is literally my entire run when i try to build for straights

[cerulean spoke]

GUYS

I GAMBLED

AND SURVIVED

[lost vault]

true

[hidden birch]

Why

[patent sail]

he may not be laughing but i sure as hell am

[lost vault]

hurts a lot when you get the Mouth

[quick cloak]

helpppo

what am i taking

[burnt drift]

good for u : )

[patent sail]

mouth is such an accurate name for it

bites you in the ass every time 🥀

[lost vault]

call me the mouth the way thats what i be giving

[quick cloak]

chat do i take

n for what

[hidden birch]

The pack 😔

[patent sail]

you dont even need it here tbh

[quick cloak]

they shud make the Teeth, kills a card in ur hand every hand

[quick cloak]

ok

[lost vault]

the tooth exists

[patent sail]

ace it up with the fib

[quick cloak]

dude

ur fucking kidding me

😭😭😭

[lost vault]

👀

[quick cloak]

do i kill acrobat

[lost vault]

chiclets 🙏

NO!!!

[quick cloak]

WDYM NO

I DONT EVEN GET TO FINAL HAND

[patent sail]

if you dont need him maybe

but vv disagrees

[lost vault]

acro good

[quick cloak]

then what

[lost vault]

id remove the 'nacci

but idk

[quick cloak]

chat does the fibo die

[lost vault]

canio would be baller

[patent sail]

tbh like

if its chicklets bosses arent a problem so acro isnt needed

[quick cloak]

hmmm its either fib or acro

[lost vault]

still better than fib

i think

[tacit quail]

i hate ! vv

[lost vault]

bussy is probably higher than 40 or will get there some point

[quick cloak]

superposition

[tacit quail]

yeh last joker buy

[lost vault]

whyd you skip like
every blind

[quick cloak]

soooo do i kill fib

[tacit quail]

i used ecto and then bought super for sticker

[quick cloak]

im killing fin

[tacit quail]

diff gameplay

[quick cloak]

LETS

FUCKING

GOOOO

WE BALLLLL

[quick cloak]

THIS IS WHO I AMMM

[patent sail]

chicing the ot

[quick cloak]

IM CHICINGGG ITTT

[patent sail]

go get the run king

[molten badger]

tried to ride the bus in school and it helped with my joker stencil and other stuff

but then lost later

[patent sail]

riding the bus is always good

[lost vault]

mrreow~

[patent sail]

✅✅✅

[patent sail]

mrrp nyah,, :3c

[lost vault]

mrrph mrroww :3

[patent sail]

purr mreowww

[stark karma]

what is the lowest you can score? 0 doesnt count

[lost vault]

purrrr~

[patent sail]

flint high card 2

[lost vault]

u cant score 0

[quick cloak]

and now i get negative tag

after 6 tags

[stark karma]

oooo

[quick cloak]

😭😭😭

[burnt drift]

you can

[stark karma]

yes u can

[burnt drift]

based

[stark karma]

people love being wrong on here ToT

[burnt drift]

frrr

[lost vault]

does the 0.5 mult work

[patent sail]

ACTUALLY

on that one challenge that debuffs cards after they are played

that would be 2 or 3

[lost vault]

how though

[patent sail]

i dont think

[stark karma]

oh shit

[lost vault]

i guess smt like the psychic

buuut

[stark karma]

yup

[lost vault]

that doesnt really count

[cerulean spoke]

guys

i got 3 cryptid

[stark karma]

or the money challenge

[cerulean spoke]

in a row

[lost vault]

cuz it says "hand does not score"

so you arent really scoring

[patent sail]

Double or nothing Flint high card 2

[cerulean spoke]

not a single cryptid helped me

this is depressing

[patent sail]

high card anything if its debuffed actually

[burnt drift]

guys i got glass joker on fragile challenge

[lost vault]

cryptid is pretty mid without anything good to copy

[cerulean spoke]

yeah i had nothing

i mean

in the choices

i had glass red seal jack

and i needed more of it badly

[patent sail]

that would be able to score 1 or 0 i believe

yeah high card on that with 0 dollars in the bank

[stark karma]

yoooo

[quick cloak]

holy

its all bullshit but theres a dna

🥹🥹🥹

[vocal rose]

challenge where all cards are debuffed on gold stake permanently

[patent sail]

actyally anythinh

0 x any mult is 0

can it even set chips to 0

[vocal rose]

what multiplies chips

[burnt drift]

you guys playing normal balatro right?

[patent sail]

that one challenge

[burnt drift]

cuz bro how'd you get here

[cerulean spoke]

guys

first round

[vocal rose]

no

[patent sail]

rich get richer

[vocal rose]

in general

[cerulean spoke]

YO

IS THIS THE CALL?

[vocal rose]

do the thing

[patent sail]

max chips = money

[quick cloak]

bro

i dont know

this is my greatest run ever in terms of cards

[vocal rose]

where’s the “here win” screenshot

[minor portal]

"a little of this and a little bit of that" ahh jokers

[quick cloak]

fr

[cerulean spoke]

guys i just wonder

is it better to copy kings right away

[quick cloak]

i js got a negative in ante7

[patent sail]

the build is STUFF

[cerulean spoke]

or get an upgraded king

and then copy it

[quick cloak]

6 doubel tags

[stark karma]

it can lol

[vocal rose]

@hybrid tendon

[patent sail]

there it is then

[stark karma]

saw someone score 0 on the boss that sets money to 0

[patent sail]

0 score

[stark karma]

but I did say not 0

because I knew about that

[cloud sinew]

It doesnt multiply chips

it just sets a cap

[patent sail]

i know? thats what i said

[gusty blaze]

HAHAHAHA

[patent sail]

so if max is 0

[tacit quail]

nonsense fucking build right here absolute bullshit build 😭

[patent sail]

you cant score shit

0 dollars = 0 max chips

[hybrid tendon]

wrong one but true !!!!

[cloud sinew]

No it isnt. zoahl asked "what multiplies chips" and you said "that one challenge", "rich get richer"

[lost vault]

here, meow :3

[patent sail]

i wasnt talking about that tho

[vocal rose]

yours @s are pain

[hybrid tendon]

sorgy :p

[patent sail]

i was talking to alphons about what scores the least chips possible

[vocal rose]

I mean I still posed the question

[lost vault]

sorgy...?

[hybrid tendon]

what's up ?

[lost vault]

meow

[vocal rose]

deez

[lost vault]

nothing

[cloud sinew]

you still directly replied to zoahl saying "that one challenge" is what multiplies chips

[lost vault]

i thought it was a funny typo

[hybrid tendon]

these nuts

[hybrid tendon]

it's intended :p

[frank grove]

rich get richer is the only way to do 0 chips whilst playing a valid hand right?

[hybrid tendon]

meow

[lost vault]

ogh

[burnt drift]

holly furry

[lost vault]

mubad

[burnt drift]

holy*

[gusty blaze]

I fucking hate this game

[lost vault]

you dont say...

[patent sail]

probably wrong reply idek, i was talking to alphons

[tacit quail]

rate my deck ante 3 no ouija

[burnt drift]

NOOOO YOU HAD TRIB

[stoic root]

I hate the needle SO MUCH

[vocal rose]

bruh

[lost vault]

damn i still have a lot of jokers to unlock

guh

[patent sail]

[lost vault]

imma go do that

[vocal rose]

this is a funny meme waiting to be made

[minor portal]

the needle when it comes to five card hands

[lost vault]

starting with gicket

i think zodiac will be best for golden ticket

[patent sail]

gicket is a funny way to call it

[frank grove]

gicket is so stupid 😭

[patent sail]

c2

[cloud sinew]

gloker

[burnt drift]

what joker is left to unlock?

[cloud sinew]

swuckler

[frank grove]

not the swuck

[patent sail]

crard

[cloud sinew]

rard

[vocal rose]

groker

[quick cloak]

swuckler aka the one trick pony

[patent sail]

squoker

[vocal rose]

fard

[cloud sinew]

chlown

[vocal rose]

mask

[tacit quail]

Yay

[frank grove]

Mandy

[patent sail]

flot

[cloud sinew]

fourngers

[frank grove]

Flot

[lost vault]

ticket, gem, bloodstone, agate, mandy, wee, seeing 2, hit the road, perkeo

[patent sail]

feeners 🗣🔥

[frank grove]

smoker

[burnt drift]

not bad, you got the hard ones : )

[lost vault]

:3

[patent sail]

just reroll the erratic for hroad

[lost vault]

i was planning on that

[tacit quail]

this is as easy as a pairs build rn

[lost vault]

seems kinda lame tho

maybe ill do that on zodiac too

[hidden lance]

eat that vv

[lost vault]

👀

[patent sail]

i was lazy so i did that

eat what, that ramen?

why didnt it reply

[frank grove]

i unlocked htr after using a ouija so that was neat

[patent sail]

anyways how does one make a language pack, i must make one that gives hand types dumb names

[quick cloak]

guess my fav suit

[patent sail]

hearts

[quick cloak]

damn how did you know

[sullen apex]

#⚙・modding-general should bne able to help

[royal bobcat]

fe!ners

[patent sail]

why did you kill el wiwi

[tawdry spade]

I just got Yorick’s joke. Gdi Thunk

[thorn bronze]

Lol this reroll

[patent sail]

would you rather have a brainstorm

or brainstorm

[limpid gate]

Gm

[fervent wolf]

Mega Bull

[fallen ingot]

do i pick chad here if yes for what?

[quick cloak]

who spoke shit of my build

[quick cloak]

damnnn

[thorn bronze]

Tbh I didn't take either lol

[quick cloak]

26 JOKERS

ANTE 36

[cloud sinew]

what do you have that works with chad

[calm turtle]

Not even abandoned deck can stop the photochad

It’s destiny

[stark karma]

I'm restoring the image yall

[fallen ingot]

idk but feel like current build isnt that good

[quick cloak]

is thus modded

it must be no

[fervent wolf]

No

[rich mauve]

chigoat mentioned

[fervent wolf]

It's not modded

[quick cloak]

no wats

[rich mauve]

just find brainstorm and you win

[quick cloak]

😭😭😭

[cloud sinew]

No

[fervent wolf]

I'm on mobile how would I even mod it + I don't play mods, ruins the game for me

[limpid gate]

I could never do that unmodded/unbugged

[quick cloak]

thats crazy bru

[limpid gate]

to much skill involved

[quick cloak]

how lomg has this run been going

[tacit quail]

fuck this boss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fervent wolf]

Days

[tacit quail]

that was TWO stickers i was gonna get

mad

[fervent wolf]

Too lazy to finish >~<

[patent sail]

that banana is gonna appear after cavendish dies and give ^^^1 mult

[cerulean spoke]

can eternal joker get deleted?

[fervent wolf]

Noooo

0_0

[royal bobcat]

Jonklanana

[cerulean spoke]

really?

[quick cloak]

we need a factorial joker frfr

[thorn bronze]

Do I need more wild cards? Trying to gold stake Flower Pot

[quick cloak]

52! gonna be mad

[tacit quail]

i wish i could have both of you

[limpid gate]

There is a reason they are called eternal

XD

[patent sail]

{999}1

[tacit quail]

groker (here win)

[cerulean spoke]

you just lied to me

[unreal iron]

grimbo go next 🙏

[calm furnace]

never stop skipping

[unreal iron]

free win

[cyan sparrow]

you have good jokers

[patent sail]

🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥 he said it chat

[royal bobcat]

Perking my perkeo

[calm furnace]

also this glass joker kinda aight

[patent sail]

perkeing my o

[unreal iron]

soul in the ante 1 charm skip

[calm furnace]

also this glass joker kinda aight

[unreal iron]

bro sent it twice

[thorn bronze]

Yah I didn't take Brainstorm cuz I'm going hard with Wild Cards RN and Castle is being enabled by Andy

[cerulean spoke]

lowkey this is just perfect

[stark karma]

nope but hahaha ig

[calm furnace]

android app hella ass

[unreal iron]

i feel you

[rich mauve]

this is the version of cavendish where all radioactive atoms decayed

trust

[stark karma]

it's a plantain

[patent sail]

its obviously a banana

[calm furnace]

imagine i found a red seal face card to copy instead of copying aces

[patent sail]

now make him gay

then its perfect

[cerulean spoke]

i lost

[stark karma]

my guess is it might be related to plantain chips

poker chips

[patent sail]

x3 chips trust

[quick cloak]

ah fuck

my neg jokers were too shit

odd todd, scholar

[atomic trout]

Game's glitched. How is this FLUSH?

[cerulean spoke]

anyone wants dna + baron seed

[quick cloak]

SHOUTOUT BLUEPRINT, SHOUTOUT CHICOT, PERKEO

SHOUTOUT DNA

[patent sail]

thats what happens when you forget emotional support negative eternal rental jimbo

[royal bobcat]

Is this a joke

[quick cloak]

oof

[atomic trout]

🤣

[devout sierra]

guys what do i even get rid of

[patent sail]

ah iq too high?

[atomic trout]

It's a Wild joke

[quick cloak]

swash

we hate swuckler

[royal bobcat]

Fuck swash on GOD

[full orbit]

That’s not a very funny joke

[quick cloak]

he does nothing but leech off egg

[devout sierra]

yea but its my only like mult so is it reall worth it or nah outside of x mult

[full orbit]

Ah shit, just lost power

[quick cloak]

whats it at rn

[patent sail]

swash looks hungry

he can eat the banana, be careful with him

[devout sierra]

+13

[quick cloak]

sell that hoe

[patent sail]

how much you get after AJ

[quick cloak]

what a bum

[patent sail]

if more than 13 sell swash

x2 will be more effective

wait no do you want ramen or the

smeared

[devout sierra]

i mean lowkey was thinkin ramen but

smeared is good too

[fervent wolf]

?

[patent sail]

if you can do flushes for aj consistently you dont need it

[devout sierra]

so uh

[cerulean spoke]

my eternal dna got deleted

[devout sierra]

actually a little scared cuz next is

[fervent wolf]

How

[devout sierra]

boss blind is flips all cards after playing

[patent sail]

go ramen instead of swash idk

it does decay tho so like

[devout sierra]

or smth

[cerulean spoke]

spectral pack

[devout sierra]

all drawn after playing

[fervent wolf]

What stake are you playing

[patent sail]

one shot his ass

[cerulean spoke]

idk

[fervent wolf]

Then it's probably not eternal

[devout sierra]

but i been running flushes am i cooked

[lost vault]

ez unlock :3

[cerulean spoke]

it was eternal

[devout sierra]

i been runnin flushes tho

[burnt drift]

you guys still yapping?

[fervent wolf]

What color is the stake on the chip requirement

[patent sail]

i mean if you one shot he doesnt even have anything to flip over

[cerulean spoke]

what

[serene forge]

I hate Swashbuckler

[devout sierra]

im sayin idk if i can get flush for it with that exact suit

[fervent wolf]

What stake are you playing

[serene forge]

is this a new file

[cerulean spoke]

idk bro

[patent sail]

i hate jokers

[cerulean spoke]

it was 100% eternal

and i deleted it

[lost vault]

no i just didnt have ticket unlocked previously

[cerulean spoke]

😠

[patent sail]

lets delete them all and call the new game Poker

[lost vault]

reason: could not be assed

[serene forge]

ah i see

[fervent wolf]

it isn't hard to check

[patent sail]

fun fact: nya

[lost vault]

im missing a few other unlocks due to playstyle

[languid wedge]

The game really undervalues straights. Yeh, they might be worth less than a flush in poker, but in Balatro the maths works out differently. When you consider how easy it is to rig your deck towards generating flushes, full houses, or even 4oaks, straights really are weak and need more points to compensate

[patent sail]

🐈

[lost vault]

mreow :3

[fervent wolf]

Mrow~ >.<

[lost vault]

steaights are better than flushes

[patent sail]

mrrp~ :3c

[cerulean spoke]

black

[atomic trout]

Stalemate. The Tooth steals $5. I get $6 back 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷

[fervent wolf]

Well, eternal jokers CANNOT be destroyed

[wicked sequoia]

Help I'm playing nothing but pairs even on the lower stakes

[lost vault]

giving straights more points would be like making blue seals give you more planets

[cerulean spoke]

it clearly was

[patent sail]

what c++ does to mf

[languid wedge]

How so?

[wicked sequoia]

😭

Is there a cure

[lost vault]

its making strong thing stronger

[fervent wolf]

What do you think eternal is ×_×

[lost vault]

straights are very powerful

[cerulean spoke]

idk bro but it got destroyed and u lied to me and i died

[languid wedge]

No, I mean, how are they stronger?

[lost vault]

they scale at the same rate as 4 of a kind

flushes have dog shit scaling

[fervent wolf]

This is just bait

I'm done

[languid wedge]

Oh, true

[lost vault]

and their synergy jokers are quite kid

[cerulean spoke]

are you trolling me

[lost vault]

mid

[languid wedge]

Fair point

[patent sail]

nerfed because of how easy they are to draw

[lost vault]

yes

[full orbit]

Should I sack trading card for Chad?

[lost vault]

the onlu time you'll catch me building flushes is if im running the ancient joker

[patent sail]

8 ball 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fervent wolf]

No, you are. And if you are relying on dna for a win and you died bc of it, run was bad anyways

[frank grove]

just had a really good 8 ball run

[patent sail]

my highscore run on pc is 8 ball run 😭

[cerulean spoke]

i relied on dna to keep stacking my baron

and it got destroyed

because you said eternal couldnt be destroyed

[patent sail]

e12 or so idk i dont rember

[fervent wolf]

They can't

[full orbit]

Where are all the useful people bro

[lost vault]

my high score on mobile is an ancient joker run

[cerulean spoke]

they literally can

[lost vault]

i had wild polychrome cards and chicot

[full orbit]

All the yappers/braggers and none of the helpers

[lost vault]

max score was nearly 20 bil

[fervent wolf]

How is this possible if they can be destroyed

[patent sail]

my highscore on mobile is FF with everyones favorite

[lost vault]

keep tv

[frank grove]

what are you talking about?

[lost vault]

tc

sell somwthing else for chad

[calm lily]

move brainstorm to copy brainstorm i think

[lost vault]

either abstract or lusty

[cerulean spoke]

he said eternal jokers cant be destroyed and i trusted him and it deleted my joker

[fervent wolf]

They cant

[frank grove]

eternals cant be destroyed??

[calm lily]

or sold yeah

[patent sail]

eternal is like

purple infinity sticker thing

[fervent wolf]

Great play

[cerulean spoke]

then how did it get destroyed

[calm lily]

thank you, thank you

[lost vault]

it didnt

[fervent wolf]

You don't know what eternal is

[cerulean spoke]

ah so i am delusional and dna just disappeared from my deck

[lost vault]

it either wasnt eternal or it wasnt destroyed

[cerulean spoke]

where did it go then

[lost vault]

there is literally no way to remove eternals in this game

[calm lily]

over there

[lost vault]

i eated it

[calm lily]

haha you said underwear

[fervent wolf]

Not here, so please leave and find it, take your time 0_0

[cerulean spoke]

stop lying to people

[calm lily]

???

[patent sail]

share next time vro im hungry too

[frank grove]

eternals cant be destroyed by any means in the game

[calm lily]

w greed?

[cerulean spoke]

well they can

because it got destroyed

[frank grove]

NO