🕹・game-discussion

[quick umbra]

i saw that, cog

[tawdry rock]

i SAW THAT

[lost vault]

i am not seeing it

[eternal pumice]

My first language is french lmao so yea

[quick umbra]

mais non

[balmy gulch]

Madness can eat another madness right?

[tawdry rock]

i fucking hate that hamster

so much

[quick umbra]

well i hate YOU /j

[eternal pumice]

Bien sûr que si

[lost vault]

meow

meoow

[quick umbra]

broo googled that shit lmao

ain't no way it took you that long

[limpid gate]

hehehe

[tawdry rock]

i will murder you in approximately 3.6 years 5 months 10 weeks 6 days

...

slash jay

[eternal pumice]

I speak québéquois btw different

[unreal jolt]

That is just ai

[quick umbra]

then i will get freaky in approximately 3.6 years 5 months 10 weeks 6 days

[eternal pumice]

Nah je répondait à un amis

[tawdry rock]

even better

[faint linden]

scratches behind ears

[lost vault]

mrrrrph >w<

[quick umbra]

oh nah

[fresh vessel]

gross micheal best jonkler itg idgaf

[unreal jolt]

This is not possible, rng says there's no way you could get 99 unless you had that one voucher which takes rng to get and you'd need a ton of money

[quick umbra]

ok NOW im off to bed for real

[tawdry rock]

scratch that i'm killing YOU in 3.6 years 5 months 10 weeks 6 days

pun intended

[fresh vessel]

5th time you’ve said that?

[limpid gate]

Bros never heard of endless mode...

[tawdry rock]

fact

[limpid gate]

or blue seals...

[unreal jolt]

I'll see you there

[unreal jolt]

I have but you wouldn't even survive long enough to get to lvl 99

[tawdry rock]

have you literally ever seen a roffle video

[glossy mortar]

I can not believe that worked.

I started a game with a free vagabond. A card I have never ever wanted to use. Yet somehow with the power of finding golden joker and telescope. I tore through the game like butter. Ending up finding my first ever use of credit card and abusing the heck out of stone joker and fortune teller. 10/10 strat. Idk how it worked because I thought for sure I would have died.

[limpid gate]

This guy does not believe in me

[quick umbra]

oh damn i thought you would've deleted that

damn

[tawdry rock]

hes done like 3 where his pair is in the hundreds

[lost vault]

i cannot find the boykisser texture pack

wag

[unreal jolt]

Like the thing that replaced flash?

[lost vault]

wah

[tawdry rock]

what???

[unreal jolt]

Did I stutter?

[limpid gate]

afterimage I think hes ragebaiting

idk

anyways gn

[faint linden]

Ruffle, the Flash emulator

[tawdry rock]

probably

never heard of it

[unreal jolt]

The game thing, after flash went away it replaced it

If you dont Mean that then idk

[unreal jolt]

I'm not

[tawdry rock]

ok well that convinces me

thank you for clarifying

[placid cave]

Roffle is a youtuber

[light brook]

roffle is a balatro content creator (my personal favorite)

[tawdry rock]

https://www.youtube.com/@RoffleLite

[full orbit]

Fuck bro

[unreal jolt]

Oh ok, only one ik it's this balatro teacher guy

Kinda funny

[placid cave]

look inside

[tawdry rock]

the balatro teacher is known as drspectred

[full orbit]

The one black deck run I had that was good was instantly shut down by goad

I fucking love this game

[light brook]

photochad

[lost vault]

looks inside
organs
flesh
blood
bones

[unreal jolt]

He looks like hed accuse me of using the slavakian monkeys tongue twister reach around foot tickle gambit in chess

[tawdry rock]

what the FUCK are you TALKING about

PLEASE elaborate

[limpid gate]

Why is that everyones first thoughts

[tawdry rock]

OH my god

[unreal jolt]

Like one of those weird chess gambits you've never heard of, he looks like a chess professional

[lost vault]

balatro

[tawdry rock]

ohhh okay

[unreal jolt]

Might've just broke dude

[placid cave]

no one is relate to ts bro (sob emoji)

[light brook]

or alternatively as a joke:
my friend after he shakes up and hands me a box of angry bees

[limpid gate]

lol

[rich mauve]

this is genius

it benefits big hands and doesn't kill small ones

[tawdry rock]

at local thunk

pleae do that

local htunk: okay

[unreal jolt]

What would a black hole do? Ppl gotta elaborate on they statements smh

[tawdry rock]

wow guys hes doing it

[limpid gate]

This has to be ragebait

[lost vault]

at local thunk
gay sex in balatro
this is not a request

[limpid gate]

this guy hasnt seen blackhole?

its already in the game

[unreal jolt]

How is it ragebait

[tawdry rock]

locuthkbunk: yep!!

omg hes gonna ddo that too

[lost vault]

thank you local hunk

[quasi torrent]

It's only ragebait if you take the bait.

[tawdry rock]

best day ever

[lost vault]

wait

i have an image

[unreal jolt]

Wdym, literally played like 39 games and never seen it, is it a planet card?

[quasi torrent]

If you are already angry, it's not bait.

[light brook]

and i quote “to benefit all hands equally”

[unreal jolt]

???

[tawdry rock]

where did the t come from

[lost vault]

the plus

[tawdry rock]

ohhhh

[frank kiln]

black hole being genned off a blue seal would be fun

[tawdry rock]

clever

[light brook]

it’s really rare spectral card that can sometimes appear in planet packs and levels up all hands

[unreal jolt]

Wait I actually know this one that dude helped make the game

[eternal pumice]

He likes the t shape

[balmy gulch]

If BP copied a disabled joker does it still trigger

[lost vault]

who

[unreal jolt]

Ohhhh

[tawdry rock]

okay yeah its just ragebait

[lost vault]

no

[frank kiln]

not sure if that'd really fix the problem but it'd make blue seal worth it for bigger hands

[unreal jolt]

Local thunk

[balmy gulch]

Darn

[tawdry rock]

there is no way someone would say that with a straight face

[rich mauve]

yes

[lost vault]

🤯

[tawdry rock]

a GAY face however

[frank kiln]

dog can you stop posting giant images

[tawdry rock]

entirely possible

[rich mauve]

he helped toby fox on creating balatro

[lost vault]

my face is always gay

boyyyssss :3

[placid cave]

Global thunk

[unreal jolt]

Same difference

[tawdry rock]

international thunk

[lost vault]

chat we shoukd all shorten localthunk to "lunk"

[tawdry rock]

intergalactic thunk

[unreal jolt]

Interpersonal thunk

[tawdry rock]

interdimensional thunk

[unreal jolt]

Thumbk

[lost vault]

thuk

[eternal pumice]

Banan

[lost vault]

wat

[light brook]

lt

[tawdry rock]

i prefer trunk

[unreal jolt]

Tuk

[rich mauve]

as a thanks to localthunk, toby fox added a casino that you can't gamble to the undertale

[lost vault]

why is fuck minus c filtered

[tawdry rock]

please stop sending that guy

[lost vault]

what

[tawdry rock]

-c

whar

[unreal jolt]

Wait why

[lost vault]

minus c

like

f u k

[unreal jolt]

I have like 80 more of these

[lost vault]

clogs chat

[tawdry rock]

1. annoying
2. is annoying
3. big image floods chat

4. refer to 1.

[unreal jolt]

That's reasonable

[lost vault]

donut

[frank kiln]

it literally takes up 1/4 of the chat space on my screen and I'm at 80% zoon

[faint linden]

Donuts are good

[unreal jolt]

Ew

[tawdry rock]

zune??????

like the hit microsoft media player/???

[frank kiln]

zoom

[placid cave]

2400 calories

[light brook]

jelly filled donuts my beloved 🤤

[frank kiln]

oh yeah when microsoft tried to create an ipod competitor lol

[deep fossil]

I also like jelly donuts

[unreal jolt]

Zoom???? Like the video calling platform popularized in the COVID era???

[tawdry rock]

complete failure

and may i add complete knockoff

[faint linden]

I saw that message

[light brook]

the wind am i right guys

[deep fossil]

No

[quasi torrent]

oh zune

[lost vault]

not as good as ke

me

[quasi torrent]

I 'member

[deep fossil]

Mustard been the wind

[frank kiln]

less than a year after it was released the smart phone was introduced

[light brook]

m-mustard?!?!

[lost vault]

i like cream donuts cuz they remind me of who i aspire to be

[unreal jolt]

Dude they should make a new new Nintendo 3ds with an OLED screen and 3ds versions of their most popular games

[lost vault]

👀

[compact gazelle]

i was gonna say "offer accepted"

[tawdry rock]

also @lost vault https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/267
best i could find for boykisser cards

[lost vault]

(filled with cream)

[unreal jolt]

Insert hamster image 11

[deep fossil]

Filled with cream?

[lost vault]

yes

[deep fossil]

Oh I was right

[lost vault]

yayy

[unreal jolt]

What.

[eternal pumice]

What the fuck im I reading rn

[unreal jolt]

I feel you michel

[faint linden]

I'm not judging. I have a waifu jokers mod

[unreal jolt]

Why

[faint linden]

Why not?

[deep fossil]

Guys is it bad that out of the 9 servers I’m banned in 6 of them (I haven’t sent a message in two of them)

[unreal jolt]

Fair, all power to you

[unreal jolt]

What

Oh

[deep fossil]

I forgot a word

[unreal jolt]

Idk

[deep fossil]

I would

[unreal jolt]

Idk who's that

[placid cave]

balatro

[unreal jolt]

What's that

(okay now it's ragebait)

[eternal pumice]

Interesting concept

[lost vault]

some of the art is ai generated :(

[unreal jolt]

Someone should make a game like that

[tawdry rock]

NOOO

top 10 saddest moments of all time

[unreal jolt]

I don't think you allowed to complain

[lost vault]

why not

[deep fossil]

Why not

[tawdry rock]

the guy's a ragebaiter just ignore them

[unreal jolt]

Because someone went through the effort to make it

[tawdry rock]

seriously it helps

[eternal pumice]

Lmao

[lost vault]

idc

[formal shadow]

whats the plan

[unreal jolt]

I'd rather have something I like with a little AI then nothing at all

[lost vault]

im not using anything that includes ai slop

[placid cave]

“Effort”

[deep fossil]

“Went through the effort to make it” (ai)

[unreal jolt]

Sell

[unreal jolt]

Not the effort to make the AI art but the effort to make the mod pack

[eternal pumice]

Ankh me I want a twin

[lost vault]

sigh

[unreal jolt]

Ai doesn't take shit to make (forgive my language)

[lost vault]

no awesome gays in my balatro :(

[lost vault]

i mean its not like they made the rest of the art either

[compact gazelle]

ok but
which

[frank kiln]

even a slight amount of AI gen slop in a mod still makes it AI slop

[lost vault]

it says so in the mod description

[placid cave]

Ngl using a placeholder would be better

[unreal jolt]

Oh I assumed they made some and ai gend the rest

[unreal jolt]

Depends on who you ask

[deep fossil]

No

[faint linden]

I think it's called Waifu Jokers. I'd have to check my laptop

[unreal jolt]

What do the numbers mean

[unreal jolt]

Yes

[gentle island]

Got bored so I did a 666 gold stake run

[unreal jolt]

Ok

[lost vault]

if you ask me absolutely yes, generative ai sucks mostly, it steals from artists and is bad for the environment

[formal shadow]

whats a funny i should do

[deep fossil]

Just some people like smth bad doesn’t make it good

[tawdry rock]

ankh

:3

[formal shadow]

ankh WHICH

[faint linden]

Progress toward Completionist. First number is jokers, second is vouchers

[unreal jolt]

That's a completely separate argument and I do agree

[tawdry rock]

just ANKH

[deep fossil]

Aura

[eternal pumice]

Sell everything ankh me

[tawdry rock]

thats the funny

[formal shadow]

NO!!!!!!

[tawdry rock]

its a gamble

do it i dare you

[unreal jolt]

Aren't you the dude from the one game

[frank kiln]

seconding Ankh

[unreal jolt]

Dudes mad famous

[deep fossil]

Why did chat just die out of nowhere

[tawdry rock]

because i killed it

mua ha ha

[unreal jolt]

I ate it

[tawdry rock]

after i cooked it

[deep fossil]

Can you kill me next

[unreal jolt]

Insert hamster gif 21

[tawdry rock]

hmm

ill consider it

[deep fossil]

Let’s goo

[eternal pumice]

Burnana:D

[tawdry rock]

after a long hard consideration with my team and the board

[unreal jolt]

Can you unkill notjimbo

[tawdry rock]

our conclusion and final decision is no

[deep fossil]

Burnana 😄

[unreal jolt]

Ok

[tawdry rock]

sorry if this decision is not favorable

you can file an appeal within 30 days of receiving this decision

[deep fossil]

Dang it

[eternal pumice]

: O

[unreal jolt]

30 balatro days or irl days

[tawdry rock]

30

just 30

you can figure out the rest\

[unreal jolt]

No, you can though gu

[deep fossil]

We’re in the Balatro discord server what do you think

[eternal pumice]

Yes.

[unreal jolt]

Discord days? That's a stupid long time dude

[tawdry rock]

we're in the balatro discord server... in the balatro game discussion... talking about balatro...

so of course its 30 irl days!!!

:D

[unreal jolt]

Yippee

[eternal pumice]

Cat go vroom

[unreal jolt]

What's this mean

[deep fossil]

Any1 here know Femtanyl

[unreal jolt]

Like th drug

Yea I met

[deep fossil]

No

[tawdry rock]

sockinmyphotochadchadbuskinbuskin

[unreal jolt]

Ok

[eternal pumice]

The mix of the two things I like the most:D

[fading junco]

in your opinion should blueprint be copying chad or photo in photochad

[deep fossil]

Females and drugs?

[unreal jolt]

[fading junco]

my name is token and im evil

[eternal pumice]

Femeles? What are those? Are you trying to spell femboys?

[deep fossil]

Fair

[unreal jolt]

I think that cat has a disease

[deep fossil]

Why

[deep fossil]

Peak

[unreal jolt]

It has no nose and it's skin is all red and black, either it's deformed and has been really burned or it's got some sickness that is obstructing its nose to the point where it's not visible and it's changing the colors of the skin

Very unhealthy

And you see the size? It's like 4ft tall definitely obese for a cat

[deep fossil]

Are you stupid

Those are clothes

[unreal jolt]

Plus it's only got 4 fingers so another problem there

It's eyes are unnaturally large

We are looking at a very deformed kitty

[deep fossil]

It just got hit with the femboy-inator it’s fine

[unreal jolt]

And I think I see a choker???

This poor feline is being choked and has restricted airflow on top of deformities and ailments

By all means it shouldn't be alive honestly

And it looks sad so probably not getting much love from it's owner

I give it 2 weeks max before death

[deep fossil]

Cats wear cal all the time it’s fine what the beach is what

What

[unreal jolt]

[unreal jolt]

What

You mean collars?

[eternal pumice]

Oh trust me it is getting TOO MUCH love from it’s owner

[deep fossil]

Genuinely no idea what auto correct did there

[deep fossil]

Yes

[deep fossil]

🤠

[unreal jolt]

It's clearly sad, you see the hearts in the bottom drawn onto the picture, looks like the owner tried to add a loving mood to a very abysmal scene

[unreal jolt]

Collars aren't so tight that they choke the cat

Please go loosen you cats collar good sir

[deep fossil]

If the choker was tight enough to choke it it would die

[unreal jolt]

Exactly

Does that thing look very much alive? It's skin is so pale from lack of oxygen

[deep fossil]

Which means it would not be alive for the picture

Gang where do you see skin that is fur

[unreal jolt]

Under the fur

[deep fossil]

Where are you seeing under the fur

[unreal jolt]

I'm seeing skin under the fur

[eternal pumice]

lol

[deep fossil]

Taxidermy wouldn’t look that good

[unreal jolt]

This is what healthy cats should look like

[deep fossil]

Dang that’s a cute cat

[unreal jolt]

You wouldn't know

[eternal pumice]

Anything but talk abt balatro

[orchid peak]

[unreal jolt]

No, he's not cute he's ripped, awesome and benches Chihuahuas for breakfast

[deep fossil]

I have seen taxidermyed animals before tho

[unreal jolt]

Yes

[faint linden]

You missed the water temperature argument. Even Localthunk was attacking people

[unreal jolt]

No you havent

[deep fossil]

Ok

[hollow nebula]

Wtf is balatro

[deep fossil]

Wait when did I miss this

[unreal jolt]

What's a wtf?

[hollow nebula]

I know femboy cats

[eternal pumice]

Idk but it seems like an interesting mash of words so I just spewed it out

[unreal jolt]

My cat reigns supreme

[deep fossil]

Maybes it’s the way you’re dressed

[unreal jolt]

Batro 👍

[unreal jolt]

That's not very balalalatro of you

[deep fossil]

Joker poker balala reference

[eternal pumice]

I unfortunately do too

[unreal jolt]

A what

[hollow nebula]

Ba

[unreal jolt]

I know the square root of 11

[unreal jolt]

Baymax

[deep fossil]

In what way is that unfortunate

[unreal jolt]

Sigma

[hollow nebula]

Being a fool is bliss, therefore lack of knowledge is fortunate

[unreal jolt]

In a world of ignorance, I alone know all *insert tuff main character intro music

[deep fossil]

FOOL?!!??? BALATRO REFERENCE!!!!

[unreal jolt]

BALATRO? BALATRO REFERENCE?

peak

[deep fossil]

BALATRO?BALATEOBALR

[hollow nebula]

A balatro fan hearing any word slightly related to balatro is like a dog listening to the word treat or walk

[deep fossil]

BALAAHHAHAAHHAAH

[unreal jolt]

This feels like a p&f ptp and drd scene

[deep fossil]

WALK LIKE NOT USING A VEHICLE LIKE NOT USING A CAR LIKE RIDING THE BUS LIKE RIDE THE BUS LIKE BALATRO

[deep fossil]

No idea what that means

[eternal pumice]

Uhh uhh im a bannanan

Cya

[unreal jolt]

A platypus? Perry the platypus!?!?

[deep fossil]

Bye yall ik
Going to bed

[hollow nebula]

Bye banana man

[unreal jolt]

Night gang

[eternal pumice]

Gn

[hollow nebula]

by balatro tweaker

[deep fossil]

Good night

[unreal jolt]

Banana man!?!? Tally hall reference!?!?!?!?????!?!!!!!

[eternal pumice]

Gn bro

[hollow nebula]

I like tally hall

[unreal jolt]

Do you want a banana, eat it up and go mhmmhmmm

Do you want a banana, this banana for you

[hollow nebula]

I dont listen to much of their sings though

[unreal jolt]

You don't like tally hall, you either love it enough to kill a man in cold blood over them or you don't like them at all

No in-between

Only thing crazier than a balatro fan is a tally hall fan

[tardy pewter]

i havent listened to tally hall since like 2021 holy throwback

[hollow nebula]

Uh

What aboutb

Miracle musical

[tardy pewter]

yea them too

black rainbows was my favorite off that album

[peak plinth]

Cool run, + more gold stickers!

[eternal kestrel]

Is getting better cards directly linked to having better Econ?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[eternal kestrel]

Yeah it never does what you want it to

[eternal kestrel]

Like, more money = more rerolls?

[manic zealot]

yes

[eager jasper]

I can upgrade high card easily, but ×2 muilt is really good

Which one guys?

[peak plinth]

None💔💔

Prolly burnt joker tho

Scaling

Photo, needs a few other joker to make it good

[eager jasper]

True true, but rental will be a pain

[peak plinth]

Fr

Gonna need to get that econ asap

[eager jasper]

Let's hope by ante 2

[peak plinth]

🙏🙏

[manic zealot]

how I never managed to draw a pair here is beyond me

[acoustic kettle]

Takes skill to miss a pair

[peak plinth]

Will high card be enough

[manic zealot]

not even remotely close no

[peak plinth]

Sad

Caven what!

[unreal jolt]

Had 3 x3 jokers, and 2+ jokers with like 60+ on both, one negative plus joker and a negative money joker

[peak plinth]

Easy win surely

[unreal jolt]

Dish 👍

[peak plinth]

NOOOO

[unreal jolt]

Made it to like ante 12

[unreal jolt]

No I did win

[peak plinth]

Ahhh

[unreal jolt]

If only I'd had gotten super nova, would've been an easy + like 80 mult

[unreal jolt]

Buy that

[manic zealot]

first pack

[peak plinth]

I think the game wants you to go straight

[manic zealot]

this is so bizarre

[gentle wedge]

can ankh kill eternal jokers?

[manic zealot]

no

[peak plinth]

Nope

[unreal jolt]

Don't tell a balatro player to be straight you might get cancelled

[unreal jolt]

Idk, ask him

[gentle wedge]

ok so i have 2 eternal hologram, ankh gonna make a 3rd?

[peak plinth]

Yersir

[manic zealot]

yes

[gentle wedge]

zamn

[peak plinth]

Huge mult scaling possibilities

[gentle wedge]

holgram go brrr

[peak plinth]

These commons lowkey tough to get gold stickers on

[manic zealot]

at least you'll find them often

[peak plinth]

Trueeeee

Hopefully some negative skips will come in clutch at some point

[gentle wedge]

another question, how cucked is flush only strat

i can’t seem to make others work unless o have a very specific deck

[peak plinth]

I have no idea

[shell rock]

is black deck gold stake really that hard

[manic zealot]

I think so

[shell rock]

im trying it wish me luck

[manic zealot]

I never want to do gold stake black deck again, it just wasn't fun imo

[manic zealot]

you got this

[gentle wedge]

i’m on like black deck purple even and i do not care for that deck tbh

[shell rock]

black deck orange stake could have taken me a lot longer but i lucked into wee and fibonacci and dusk

[unreal jolt]

Is that the one that copies the abilities to it's right?

[manic zealot]

no

that's blueprint

[shell rock]

gains 0.25x mult every time a card is added to your deck

[unreal jolt]

I like blueprint then, very versatile and incredibly strong

[unreal jolt]

That seems good but only in like super specific builds

[shell rock]

it's a lot better than you might think

[manic zealot]

it's insanely busted, the most consistent xmult joker in the game

[shell rock]

it goes well with hands like pair or high card where you can play them effortlessly

and certificate, marble joker, and dna give you a free x0.25 every round

[unreal jolt]

Well for pairs and small hands you don't really need more cards and for large hands youd have to hope you get the cards you need otherwise it becomes more of a problem than a buff

[shell rock]

it's also maybe the only use case for magic trick

[unreal jolt]

Idk what any of those do

[manic zealot]

what matters is that they add cards to your deck

synergizing with hologram

[shell rock]

you should have dna unlocked at the beginning i think-

[unreal jolt]

I've never seen it, must just be bad rng

[shell rock]

well its a rare so maybe

[manic zealot]

guys

this run just got so much funnier

[unreal jolt]

That one's awful

[shell rock]

obelisk carry

[manic zealot]

far from it

I'm gonna have straights as most played so it's gonna be such an easy win from here on out

also my runner is massive

[acoustic kettle]

True

[unreal jolt]

Aokiji vs akainu ahh

[unreal jolt]

Yea but now you can't play straights

Nerfs your best hand

[manic zealot]

won't matter, you'll see

[unreal jolt]

Assuming that your most played is your strongest

[unreal jolt]

Wtv

[manic zealot]

the hard pivot has begun

[unreal jolt]

Oooh

[tawdry rock]

i just love balatro

so much

[manic zealot]

based

[tawdry rock]

game of the century

[manic zealot]

it's so fucking weird doing an obelisk build where I'm allowed to play pairs

[tawdry rock]

i have NEVER in my ENTIRE life done a straight build

ive gotten more straight flushes accidentally than intentional straights

they should be higher in the list than flushes

[honest dawn]

I don't know when getting such high scores in Endless became a habit for me.

[manic zealot]

what is HAPPENING this run bro

[cold flax]

BANANA

I love cavendish

It’s just goated

[manic zealot]

and I needed flat mult and the game gave me a swash

so i'm crusin

[honest dawn]

Supernova

[manic zealot]

that would be funny

[cold flax]

I like carbonated mult tbh

[acoustic kettle]

Well win

[manic zealot]

nw I will (:

loses

[cold flax]

Such is the way of the balala

[manic zealot]

funny boss

[cold flax]

How does the ox work?

[manic zealot]

it picks your most played hand

[cold flax]

Does it pick a random hand?

[acoustic kettle]

Most played

[cold flax]

I think I’m stupid

[manic zealot]

I have to skip once so my banana doesn't perish

[cold flax]

Cuz smtimes I see it and I’m like no way that’s my most played

But I never check so

[cold flax]

Nah believe in the 99.9% survival

[manic zealot]

no it's literally perishable, I get 1 more round with it and it debuffs

[cold flax]

ooooh

Nvm then 😭

I saw that and forgot lol

Irl ah banana

[manic zealot]

lmao true

[cold flax]

There should be an exclusive stake joker called banana bread

[unreal jolt]

CAVE DIHH

[cold flax]

+15 milt and x3 but only if u sell expired banana

[manic zealot]

my least fav boss in the game

fingers crossed

[cold flax]

I BELIEBE

[unreal jolt]

literally discovered it like 2 hours ago, I love cave dih joker

[unreal jolt]

Never seen this one before

[cold flax]

Why u doing my banana dirty😭

[unreal jolt]

My least favorite is either the one that makes me sell a joker, unless I have a random negative I got from skipping a blind or the wall

[unreal jolt]

That's a crazy statement

[cold flax]

I hate cerulean bell imma be real

[unreal jolt]

And it's my banana

[unreal jolt]

Never heard of that one either

[cold flax]

It force selects a card

Sorry I prob should spoiler tagged

It’s Alr

[manic zealot]

this boss is fucking evil

[unreal jolt]

Oh yea, that screwed over one of my runs by making me use a face card

[cold flax]

NOOO

[unreal jolt]

NO MY CAVE DIH

[cold flax]

Is it jover😔

[manic zealot]

yeah :/

[tawdry rock]

nooo D:

[manic zealot]

any other boss and I would've won

[cold flax]

RIP😔🫡

[unreal jolt]

Dude got schumucked

[unreal jolt]

No

[cold flax]

Foreshadowing lmao

[manic zealot]

yeah it was lmao

[tawdry rock]

gotta say one single thing

i fucking HATE the flint

[unreal jolt]

If you went up against the boss that sells all your jokers for $0 and disabled every suit and you can only play one card or it won't score, you also wouldve lost

[unreal jolt]

Idk what that is either

[manic zealot]

no I would've easily beaten verdant leaf

[cold flax]

I really hate the one that discards two cards after each hand

[tawdry rock]

the hook??

[unreal jolt]

I hate spectral cards, they feel like a Mercedes, should be really good and super awesome to have but they're expensive and honestly are that good in most situations

[tawdry rock]

hes not that bad you just gotta plan around him

[unreal jolt]

Idk who that is

[cold flax]

I love spectra

[unreal jolt]

That one's easy

[cold flax]

Im addicted

[unreal jolt]

Like the water

[manic zealot]

that's the ante 8 boss that disables all cards until you sell a joker

[unreal jolt]

Oh I said that one earlier

[cold flax]

Nah I hate the hook

A lot of my builds revolve around like one strong hand

[unreal jolt]

Easiest boss go!

[cold flax]

Esp if I have a lot of planets

[cold flax]

Psychic!!!

[manic zealot]

the reason why I think crimson heart is the worst boss is because it leaves so much up to chance, disabling random jokers every hand

[fervent wolf]

Repost >~<

[unreal jolt]

I think mouth or wheel

[manic zealot]

what I should've done is found something like glass to bring into the boss

[unreal jolt]

Is it a collector of trinkets and troves?

Like bringing a dragon gold

[manic zealot]

ya

I think?

[tawdry rock]

its a peace offering idiots

[manic zealot]

new run and I got a banana start

hopefully my banana doesn't go extinct on the next round

surely this isn't jinxing it

we're chillin

!!!

[cold flax]

FAH

I believe it’s chigoat

[unreal jolt]

Wuzzat

[cold flax]

Legendary jonkler

[tawdry rock]

HAHAHA

[unreal jolt]

There's legendarys?

[cold flax]

I MANIFESTED IT

[radiant fossil]

jokers can appear in shop as negative enhanced, just really really rare right?

[tawdry rock]

you are so so so new to the game

[manic zealot]

the game is apologizing to me for the horrible boss of the last run lmao

[tawdry rock]

have you won any runs yet

[unreal jolt]

Started like 2 weeks ago, I have 3 wins under my belt

[tawdry rock]

oh damn

[cold flax]

Don’t spoil too much

[tawdry rock]

okay theres two paths

you either play a lot and discover things on your own

[unreal jolt]

1 with black deck, 1 with yellow and 1 with blue

[tawdry rock]

or watch a funny youtube video from hit youtuber roffle lite

[cold flax]

Or bean

[tawdry rock]

black deck win??????

[cold flax]

Or spectred

[tawdry rock]

might as well be c++

[stark karma]

FUCK

[patent sail]

[unreal jolt]

Nahhhh already learned pairs are the best from specter

[unreal jolt]

It was my first win

Wasnt fun though because it made it so easy

[cold flax]

Bro just spawned with the emote locked and loaded😭

[patent sail]

🐈

[tawdry rock]

watch a roffle video or two he has good strategies

[unreal jolt]

No

[tawdry rock]

and you can discover stuff while watching

or not D:

[unreal jolt]

He looks like a chess grandmaster

[patent sail]

looks inside

[tawdry rock]

hes far from it

[unreal jolt]

But he looks like it

[tawdry rock]

true

[cold flax]

Photochad

[unreal jolt]

And I don't like ot

[patent sail]

Truth ✅✅🐈

[tawdry rock]

he gets less intimidating when he says "we're jacking it" when hes building his deck on jacks

[cold flax]

Hit the road Jack

I actually

[unreal jolt]

And don't you come back

[cold flax]

Until two days ago

[tawdry rock]

hack?????????

[cold flax]

Thought pairs were trash lol

[tawdry rock]

like the joker from the hit game balatro

the hack???

[unreal jolt]

Balatro REFERENCE

[tawdry rock]

retriggers every 2 3 4 or 5????

[cold flax]

It was a pun until they edited it😔

EDIT IT BACK🗣️🔥

[unreal jolt]

I did

It says back

[cold flax]

No

[unreal jolt]

Haha dad joke

[patent sail]

5 balatrillion doller

[cold flax]

EDIT IT HACK🗣️🔥

[unreal jolt]

Balatr? Balatro reference?

[unreal jolt]

Who?

[vestal copper]

5 bollars

[unreal jolt]

Turn the lights off

[tawdry rock]

b????

[patent sail]

No its a reference to joker poker

[cold flax]

5 rosaries

[tawdry rock]

like the first letter from the hit game balatro/???

[unreal jolt]

Balatro? Like balatro?

[cold flax]

I understood that reference🧠

[patent sail]

B? Like the first letter of the hit joker Bide Bhe Bus

[unreal jolt]

Reference? As in balatro reference?

I understodd that

[tawdry rock]

" "????? like from the hit game balatro???

[vestal copper]

on what deck should i push to gstake next

[cold flax]

Release the Balatro files😭

[unreal jolt]

Bit discovered??? As in not discovered in the hit game balatro

[patent sail]

[cold flax]

Black

[tawdry rock]

the???? like the (ha) second word in the (once more) joker "Hit the Road" or "Ride the Bus" in the (i did it again) hit game balatro????

[vestal copper]

[unreal jolt]

Checkered

[unreal jolt]

Balatro reference

[radiant fossil]

good start?

[cold flax]

If u respell Balatro- you get lab a rot

Whats it mean…

[patent sail]

Balatro players when they get empl*yed as construction workers and they are handed a blueprint (its a reference to a hit game joker poker)

[heavy heron]

as it turns out.. i think i won

[tawdry rock]

lab a rot??? like an anagram for the word balatro like the hit game balatro????????????

[unreal jolt]

Or you could get talroba

[heavy heron]

$13 cloud 9 payout

[cold flax]

No it’s trash where’s chigoat four fingers and superposition???

[unreal jolt]

What the fuck

[tawdry rock]

dont forget 8 ball

[unreal jolt]

Forgive my language

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLLL

[patent sail]

Balling it 8 times

[heavy heron]

i’m ngl i haven’t gotten a score that high by ante 8 in a minute

on gold stake

[unreal jolt]

HOW????

[radiant fossil]

uh... havent played it yet

[heavy heron]

WELL.. as it turns out, glass and polychrome is pretty good!

[patent sail]

8 in 8 ball stands for how many times it triggered - zero

[unreal jolt]

Chi? As in the legendary from balatro

[cold flax]

In all seriousness this is amazing

[tawdry rock]

you mean you didnt get naneinf on ante 1 round 1???

[radiant fossil]

trying to see if I have make one rank a thing

[tawdry rock]

disgraceful

[unreal jolt]

Gonna write this down

[tawdry rock]

literally shit run

trash

shouldve ended it from the beginning

[heavy heron]

you’re right you’re right, i could’ve aimed higher

[honest dawn]

Awesome game in gold, and it's fun too

[manic zealot]

pop quiz later this week

[unreal jolt]

Higher? Creed reference?

[heavy heron]

yeah HAHA ty

[heavy heron]

no sorry😭

[unreal jolt]

Uhhh there's 120 jokers in balarro

[cold flax]

Will u post the seed plzzzz

[unreal jolt]

Oh.

[manic zealot]

150

[tawdry rock]

a real balatro player would tell if a run is dead by the first pixel that loads in when you start a new run

[radiant fossil]

uh sure

[cold flax]

Im self studying ap Balatro

[unreal jolt]

New gen doesn't know og balatro

[tawdry rock]

dont forget the scholar

he got an A+ on his test

[honest dawn]

I still have a lot of playing to do to reach that level, bro.

[radiant fossil]

you call it good?

[cold flax]

It’s super good!

Are u new?

[honest dawn]

Dr. Spected uses a mod that gives him a seed that, in the first skip, is a legendary.

Does anyone know the name of the mod?

[unreal jolt]

Ok

[patent sail]

🧠 🌪️ 🟦 🖨️

[unreal jolt]

Idk

[cold flax]

Hack is a really strong retrigger and poly chrome is nice

Negative rebate is abused

[honest dawn]

Because I would be interested in using it

[radiant fossil]

i have a baron after first blind 1st ante with mime and and photo that you can find after

[tawdry rock]

you mean every single booster pack you open in balatro ISNT filled with soul cards????

[radiant fossil]

do you want?

[tawdry rock]

a real balatro player would NEVER do such a thing

[cold flax]

Buy the swashbuckler

[manic zealot]

me when hack rn

[patent sail]

Brainstorm

[unreal jolt]

Me ressotong the urge to ask if someone made a balatro reference in the balatro discord server

[honest dawn]

In addition, you can specify other things that you want in that seed, such as envelopes or vouchers.

[patent sail]

Brainstorm mod

[honest dawn]

So?

[patent sail]

I think its called brainstorm

The mod

[honest dawn]

Okay, I'll look for it.

[unreal jolt]

My dad owns balarro

[cold flax]

What😭 holy cow

[patent sail]

@grok is this true

[radiant fossil]

i didn't make it work all the way but yeah it would be pretty busted in your hands

[unreal jolt]

Rho rho rho your boat gently down the stream

[tawdry rock]

@grok put the answer in a bikini

[patent sail]

@grok draw me bluestorm yuri

[cold flax]

Dw I’m terrible😭

[unreal jolt]

@gemini summarize this, and out it in simpler language

[patent sail]

@ localthunk hi

[cold flax]

Lowkenuinly there should be yuri and yaoi jokers that combine to make straight jokers

[unreal jolt]

That's my dad

[patent sail]

No thats localthunk

[radiant fossil]

bro trust me. Im so much worst. this seed is literally the jokers handed to you on a plate

[cold flax]

Lock in🗣️🔥

[unreal jolt]

What do those even mean, heard them but aren't they just interchangeable for like lgtq and stuf

[unreal jolt]

No that lowk hunk

[vestal copper]

im the worst gold stake winner :clueless:

[lost vault]

meow

[unreal jolt]

Get a job

[patent sail]

To me, they are NORMAL jokers.... heh.. just a little glimpse into my gay and fruity mind.....

[tawdry rock]

yuri: sexual relationship between two girls, yaoi: sexual relationship between two boys

[unreal jolt]

No

[lost vault]

fuck off im in uni

[cold flax]

Yeah sorta? Idk I’m not really caught up to speed with everything

[lost vault]

ill get a job if i have to

[cold flax]

So agressive😭

[lost vault]

and when i do

i WILL be meowing

stikl

[unreal jolt]

Uni? As in one? As in one 6 in your hand destroy it and create a spectral card?

[patent sail]

Meow

[honest dawn]

If they were to add a legendary Joker in the next update, what effect would they give him?

[cold flax]

I gotta insert that one tumvlr rant

[unreal jolt]

The lion does not heed the meowing of a feral kitten

[shell rock]

retrigger each card twice, idk

[lost vault]

i am not feeal

feral

[tawdry rock]

how the fuck are you still awake

[unreal jolt]

I am the lion

[lost vault]

it is 11 pk

pm

[tawdry rock]

oh okay

[lost vault]

rawr

[unreal jolt]

It's 12

[shell rock]

no its 10 pm silly

[cold flax]

It’s 1here😔 I’m doing English rn

[unreal jolt]

The lion does not rawr

[cold flax]

Don’t wanna go to school ahhhhh

[lost vault]

sure does

[unreal jolt]

He roars louder than the thundering of the clouds

[lost vault]

roar

[lost vault]

so like

rawrr!!!

[patent sail]

They should make so if blueprint and brainstorm are next to each other they become polychrome

[cold flax]

Is ur profile agron? Peak

[shell rock]

hell yeah :D

[lost vault]

the lion is a hunk? 👀 👀

[unreal jolt]

The lion says moo

[honest dawn]

It's already too broken without them making it even more overpowered.

[shell rock]

the lion says rawr this is the only truth i can accept

[unreal jolt]

No.

[shell rock]

but yuri

[lost vault]

the kitty says meow :3

[shell rock]

kippy :3

[cold flax]

LEO SAYS GRR

[patent sail]

That was supposed to be a joke about them being gay as hell ✅🐈✅

[cold flax]

yeah it was always electrochem

[unreal jolt]

The lion ignores the rawring of the kittens

[patent sail]

They should add a horse joker

[cold flax]

Oil rig is still the best acronym tho

[honest dawn]

Ah

[unreal jolt]

No, roy g biv is

[shell rock]

horse: 1 in 2 to horse when hand is played

[unreal jolt]

It's heat yo

[cold flax]

Get that electromagnetic spectrum outta here

[unreal jolt]

Hand? Balatro reference

[cold flax]

Mc delta T ahh

[shell rock]

hand? anatomy reference

[patent sail]

Neighs and eats all your mult (its hungy)

[unreal jolt]

Shuddafugubbb

[shell rock]

thats not a word

[unreal jolt]

Mulch

[unreal jolt]

Fuggedaboutit

[shell rock]

there you go

[patent sail]

Xgifshogdnkfnxb

[cold flax]

It appears to be a crude attempt at language🤨

[unreal jolt]

Fuggedaboutit is a word

[cold flax]

No the other one

[patent sail]

Abcdefghiklmnop

[cold flax]

Qrstuv

[shell rock]

qwerty is a word

[unreal jolt]

We don't discriminate or segregate, they are one

[shell rock]

and i hate it

[unreal jolt]

A is a word

And I'm ok with that

[shell rock]

well yeah a is a good word

[patent sail]

Balatro is a word i think

[unreal jolt]

No it's not

It's a

[unreal jolt]

It's a Latin word

[patent sail]

🐈

[shell rock]

yeah, a is a. good word.

[manic zealot]

I want to buy this just because it's really funny

[patent sail]

No, its a balatro

[cold flax]

I think it’s spelled balala😤

[shell rock]

balatro is that card game right

[unreal jolt]

Barbados

Ight I'm out

Got school in the morning

[manic zealot]

bye bye

[shell rock]

bye twin

[patent sail]

They should make balatro brand ice cream and popcorn

[shell rock]

enjoy :3

and bananas

[cold flax]

Cya🫡

[shell rock]

and ramen

[patent sail]

That would be tasty i think

[unreal jolt]

We. Are not. Twins. I am the alpha wolf and your just the lock on the door to my twisted mind (satire btw)

[shell rock]

/j /pos

[patent sail]

We. Are not. Twins. I am the alpha wolf and your just the lock on the door to my twisted mind (not satire btw)

[cold flax]

WE ARE

TWIIINS

I saw that🤨

[shell rock]

i am the one in the corner of your room when the lights are dim and sleep takes over your vision

but nah we aint twins

[patent sail]

Jimbo
We carry the mult
We fight for the dollars
We honor plants name

[shell rock]

i just realized

[cold flax]

Wha?

[shell rock]

the plant is the embodiment of natural selection

[vestal copper]

by standing here

i realise

[patent sail]

This is me when i realise #relatable

[shell rock]

this is me when i think (this doesn't happen very often)

[cold flax]

This is me when I relatable #realiezed

[patent sail]

I dont do that

[vestal copper]

thinking is for those who think anyway

[cold flax]

Real eyes realize real lies

[patent sail]

Balatro players dont do that

[vestal copper]

balala players just see photochad and neuron activation

[shell rock]

we don't think
we don't read
we play balatro
and if we die to the plant we complain

[cold flax]

Alr gn everyone🫡 I’ve spent too much time hear already

[vestal copper]

gn

[shell rock]

we don't check the blinds beforehand either

[cold flax]

Here*😭

[shell rock]

me when i have ears 🥀

[patent sail]

Realize realize realize

Thats so deep..... think about it...m thats like.. when you realize but 3 times...

[mystic garden]

Sup

[patent sail]

Those who hear 🥀

[vestal copper]

by standing here I realise you were just like me trying to make history

[patent sail]

Did you guys know: 🐈

[shell rock]

mrrp

:3

[patent sail]

Lucky cat from balatro was so universally loved that they made it a real thing

[shell rock]

i know, and then they put it in cloverpit

and then they made chonky cat and swole cat too

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[peak plinth]

W

HUGE run, 4 stickerless jokers getting gold sticker

[hard jewel]

hihi

is anyone up rn

[peak plinth]

Holographic easy scaling ×mult

[hard jewel]

tytyty

[peak plinth]

Np!

Interesting run

[patent sail]

🐈

[brave needle]

Guys, what should i do?

Buy arcana pack or, sell joker?

[peak plinth]

Id buy arcana

[lost vault]

square joker > stuntman

[peak plinth]

Fookin massive

[silk cobalt]

Sell Constellation, no?

(Never too late to pivot to a Baron Mime build 🔥 )

[patent sail]

I take both whenever i can 💯

They with rtb/green/supernova just turn the run into playing literally whatever and it still scoring

[patent sail]

Copy the photo vro 😭

Thats 2x more

4^3 > 2^5

[lost vault]

"baron mime build"
look inside
no mime

[patent sail]

Dead in approx 1 round

[patent sail]

What emotion could this image POSSIBLY convey here

[orchid peak]

highest score unseeded game I played

I got like 10 jokers in the end

[unreal jolt]

A mutual feeling of sliminess as the thick and viscous juices from the ham slide down their arms, adding a reflective and oily film over their skin. The smell of ham becomes engraved in the air, pungent for all to smell and salivate over as they see they moist and slimy ham but know they can never aquire it

[patent sail]

@grok summarize this

[silk cobalt]

Ggs

[unreal jolt]

Gemini simplify this and use nano banana to generate the feeling of the ham on my thigh

[patent sail]

Billions must plant

[lost vault]

@grok is this true

[patent sail]

@ thunkgpt generate me odd todd and even steven yaoi

[polar kernel]

GG Bro

[vestal copper]

gg

taken by

[shell rock]

hi chat im back

[vestal copper]

hi

[patent sail]

Happens to the baronest of us