🕹・game-discussion

[light brook]

never enough blue.

[peak plinth]

Yersirs🫡

[mellow cypress]

No BP 14 antes in

🙄

[heavy heron]

didn’t get verdant or planted!

[reef oyster]

Bro there's is no way wheel of fortune is 1/4

[cloud sinew]

Double negative tag L

[cloud sinew]

Yes way there is

[reef oyster]

Gotta be rigged

[cloud sinew]

Ive checked the code, its 1/4

[stiff ore]

i mean im going fo r3OAK so the extra multi wont be too terrible

[primal epoch]

[scenic sigil]

Every seed is a bugged seed that makes it impossible

[stiff ore]

fuck you game

[full orbit]

Bro, why is playing black deck so hard?

[stiff ore]

that wasnt even a tag, that was natural

[primal epoch]

cool tarot deck man

[stiff ore]

lol yeah

[reef oyster]

Finally

[full orbit]

gg

[scenic sigil]

You get 1 less dollar each round and it takes a long time for you to benefit from black deck's upside

[cloud sinew]

-1 hands is -$1 a round, ~1.33x score needed per hand, 1 less hand to scale jokers with, 1 less hand to dig for cards

[full orbit]

I know this

I’m really annoyed at it

[scenic sigil]

Just win gold stake once and never play it again

[lunar zealot]

Me no likey black decky

[devout sierra]

bro oh my god blue stake is so fucking annoying

[cloud sinew]

Im doing black deck C++ only...

[lunar zealot]

but why though

[cloud sinew]

It sucks, thank god it's being reworked

[lunar zealot]

That sounds really fun actually

[cloud sinew]

Autism

[lunar zealot]

nono i get it

if i wasn't on sts right now i'd definitely do that

[manic zealot]

that sounds horrific

[cloud sinew]

slay this shit

[pale wolf]

double enhancing is a funny idea

[scenic sigil]

Today I found out two polychrome burnt jokers actually scales pairs fast enough to win gold stake

The acrobat wasn't needed

I kept it around to see how much money I could lose

[devout sierra]

i swear people say "every run is winnable" but bro my god

[cloud sinew]

$-78 is crazy holy shit

[devout sierra]

do i have to be fuckin einstein to win ts

[cloud sinew]

every run is winnable if youre good enough, but its hard as fuck to win every run at gold stake, ESPECIALLY on black deck

[lunar zealot]

WHAT THE FUCK

[scenic sigil]

Literally all I had for scoring was the jokers you see and one blue seal card

[pale wolf]

this unironically approaches the debt record for nonendless

it isnt very optimized

[cloud sinew]

my highest win streak at GS black deck is 3, my highest loss streak at GS black deck is 43

[devout sierra]

god dam

[scenic sigil]

I could have wasted more hands per round yea

but I one shot until like ante 6

[devout sierra]

yall people who are smart and cracked at the video game be makin me feel so dumb 😭

[cloud sinew]

and i would consider myself very good at this game, relative to the average 😭

[pale wolf]

i meant the WR

[scenic sigil]

How much is the WR

[pale wolf]

trying to find it now

[scenic sigil]

I thought doc did a good run with like 5 rentals

[rich yoke]

still can't believe I won with this deck

[scenic sigil]

But he only decided to go for it in like ante 2

[cloud sinew]

are you new here btw or have i just not been around when youve been active

[scenic sigil]

Ive been around for a bit but I don't use discord that often

it's banned where I live so it's kind of a hassle

[pale wolf]

ok actually if you had recorded this you could've submitted it for WR

nobody cares about this record clearly

[acoustic kettle]

Crippling debt

[fading dome]

that's in the gold stake cat?

[cloud sinew]

is that at gold stake

[pale wolf]

its any stake

so even better

[scenic sigil]

NOOOO

[acoustic kettle]

I mean lower stakes doesn't have access to rental

[reef oyster]

I just messed up the best run I've had because I zoned out and kept doing trash hands

[pale wolf]

oh wait, gold stake WR is -58

[acoustic kettle]

Still wr

[fading dome]

Yeah there u go

[scenic sigil]

I'm still winning

[manic zealot]

jesus christ how

[pale wolf]

why the fuck is any stake not taking the best record from all stake records?

that is stupid

[acoustic kettle]

Because rentals

[devout sierra]

honestly maybe i should just leave green deck alone cuz blue stake is genuinely kicking my ass and its pissin me off how many times ive gotten close to winning just to lose. plus i got like no progress on my other shit tbf

[pale wolf]

any stake INCLUDES gold stake

[devout sierra]

o oops

[acoustic kettle]

Right

[pale wolf]

so

[scenic sigil]

I think if you just got an early credit card and decked yourself out with 5 scaling rentals you could go much lower

[pale wolf]

why does it have a worse record than the gold stake record on it

[pale wolf]

i think the method is perkeo ankhing a credit card

[acoustic kettle]

I mean pre orange at 40 is 2 cc

[pale wolf]

but that is unfeasible unseeded

[acoustic kettle]

Is cc allowed

[pale wolf]

obviously

[pale wolf]

but he still had lower!

[scenic sigil]

I didn't know credit card stacked

[pale wolf]

yup it do, even though strictly based on the description it shouldnt

[fading dome]

True! The -40 just didn't make sense for gold stake lol

[manic zealot]

I couldn't believe how close this was

[west rivet]

i love cheating at balatro

currently rocking a cheated 20x blueprint build

carrying around 251 cryptids

[fading dome]

me when I use debug mode

[manic zealot]

guys it's the funny

[west rivet]

yuri

[scenic sigil]

https://youtu.be/Y0KMOj03etE?si=DgiPLDfxUrVicfIt

[dark cairn]

gold stickered 4 jokers in 1 run now thats progress

[scenic sigil]

Doc got -212

[devout sierra]

holy peak run

[scenic sigil]

and his run is recorded

[west rivet]

eternal vagabond is a choice btw

[scenic sigil]

Vagabond and rocket!? The synergy!

[reef oyster]

Wait why would u want a credit card?

[west rivet]

it's a good joker early game if there's something you really want

[manic zealot]

I knew I'd get value out of it the entire run

[dark cairn]

so thats 84/150 gold stickers

[reef oyster]

Oh im slow I thought that if u had a card that toom away money u would just go into debt

[west rivet]

if it's round 1, and i have $7
and blueprint costs $10 and there's a $1 credit card
i'm gonna pick up the credit card and go into debt to get blueprint

[devout sierra]

bro someone im begging give me blue stake advice ts is CANCER(usin green deck)

[surreal pier]

Submit to Pair/HCslop

[scenic sigil]

Play pairs

[dark cairn]

jokers that encourage not using many hands/discards = good

jokers/vouchers that increase your hands/discards = good

[reef oyster]

Nah u gotta go flush trust

[west rivet]

pairslop is literally the only way to make it through most decks/stakes above blue lmao

[devout sierra]

crazy

[surreal pier]

the rework Blue stake will save lives

[scenic sigil]

Wow another grimbo square run I love balalo

[dark cairn]

i did straights on red deck that was about it

also if you have stuntman its better to do hc than pair usually

[devout sierra]

blue stake must feed families

[dark cairn]

bc pairs arent consistent with 6 hand size and you dont need the extra chips

[west rivet]

i always tend to get stunt when it's too late to pivot

[scenic sigil]

when is the update... We were told 2025...

[dark cairn]

it will happen in the year naneinf

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[west rivet]

why

[serene forge]

its bad

[west rivet]

no it's good

[heady narwhal]

unreliable scoring ≈ none scoring

[twilit bridge]

One developer to be fair

I never blame my dawg thunk for takin a long time

[heady narwhal]

and card trigger xmult ≈ none xmult

[manic zealot]

I'd rather it take a long time and be good

[surreal pier]

Bloodstone is like photograph, without another joker its kinda mid

[west rivet]

yeah but like
it irks me so terribly when devs don't give the full picture for release dates
either give me a date and live up to the expectation or don't

[cyan sparrow]

thats illegal 🚔

[twilit bridge]

Fair enough but I always am gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. I run a business by myself and it’s hard to keep up I can only imagine how it is developing a game lol

[west rivet]

i don't know why indie devs keep doing that
promising dates and then failing completely to live up to them

[twilit bridge]

Because it’s extremly high demand for one person/a small group and they tend to think they can do more than they really can

[west rivet]

most egregious example i can think of is team salvato
whatever the libitina game was gonna be was promised in 2018 and we still don't have it

[cyan sparrow]

jokers are cool

[twilit bridge]

Yeah but that’s 7 years lol compared to 1

[west rivet]

you think they would have learned after the first couple of times this happened with other studios

[twilit bridge]

I think you’d have to be on a team like that or run your own business or something of the sort to truly understand the mindset

[surreal pier]

What is your business?

If you don't mind me askin ofc

I mean idk if it's unpolite or sum

curiosity mostly

[twilit bridge]

I clean the exterior of homes and wash them. And paint stain all that nonsense

[surreal pier]

oh neat

[twilit bridge]

Makes good cheese here in Pennsylvania cuz the homes get so much gunk on them; powerwashing is fun

[surreal pier]

fr, powerwashing seems hella fun

[west rivet]

cheating at balatro
currently rocking 425 steel polychrome red seal kings of hearts

[tranquil steppe]

And you have bloodstone right?

[hot jackal]

Is ceremonial dagger and riff Raff good synergy

[west rivet]

no i'm cheating at balatro i have like, 12 blueprints and a mime/baron

[tranquil steppe]

Needs more bloodstone

[west rivet]

early game yeah

[west rivet]

bet
i'll cheat some handsize, ectoplasm a blueprint and add in a bloodstone

[livid temple]

Add a trib

[tranquil steppe]

Yeeeee. And oops all sixes of course

[west rivet]

bet

[tranquil steppe]

Maybe a bunch of glass poly red seal cards too

[west rivet]

and an idol why not

[tranquil steppe]

Of course

Maybe a nice dusk and seltzer and Chad

[surreal pier]

Chicken attack

[merry swift]

I'm scared about Completionist++ now

[west rivet]

alright i'll give myself 30 joker spots

[merry swift]

black deck stakes are so insufferable

but it's funny how pairs make it 50x more tolerable

[scenic sigil]

it takes like 3 months if you're dedicated

[merry swift]

this hand is so broken lmao

[scenic sigil]

How many stickers do you have now?

[west rivet]

actually i'll just do 25

[merry swift]

i'm thinking of doing anaglyph deck shenanigans

I beat a gold stake run some days ago where the negative tag never showed up 💀

[scenic sigil]

it's best to just spam the deck you most reliably win with

[merry swift]

I got 40/150

[west rivet]

throw in a trib, bloodstone, sixes, idol, and brainstorm

[merry swift]

yeah I'm thinking of going with Ghost or Erratic Deck

[scenic sigil]

Typically the majority of your scoring will come from like 3 jokers so you can usually do 2 new stickers per winning round

[merry swift]

reset spamming until I get a decent starting dck

[hollow hemlock]

Is crimson bean still a a thing?

[scenic sigil]

I was at about the same starting point. You can Def do it in 3 months

Actually maybe even shorter because I wasn't on the pairslop meta when I started

[lost vault]

balatro

[merry swift]

I actually managed to get a few obnoxious jokers in my last Black Deck run like Glass, Stone and Bootstrap jokers

which was a breath of fresh air

[scenic sigil]

Knocking out glass and stone is huge

What's the sitch with your legendaries

[merry swift]

I got Perkeo and Canio done

[merry swift]

pairslop mdopsamopdas

I joined it recently too and it completely changes the game

sadly because I really like the bigger hands

[scenic sigil]

Your biggest trouble might be just finding the legendaries

[merry swift]

does the Ghost Deck make Soul cards appear on the shop?

[scenic sigil]

Yea

[spiral robin]

No

[scenic sigil]

Oh no

[spiral robin]

Soul is counted as its own thing

[merry swift]

ooohh I see

[scenic sigil]

No soul and no black hole either

[limpid gate]

Guys Im trying to do bug testing and the game gave me EVERY VOUCHER besides the upgraded grabber before even directors cut (the one I wanted)

[hybrid tendon]

Balatrodle in 3

[spiral robin]

That too

[spiral robin]

Just use debug plus and spawn it atp broski

[serene forge]

2/1/26 balatrodle in 4

[spiral robin]

That's how I do all my testing for my mod

[limpid gate]

But mods mess up bug testing

so I cant

[merry swift]

hopefully I can find the last 3 legendaries while going for the other 107 jokers

[spiral robin]

I mean, I guess, but it really depends on what mod

I use debug plus as my only mod other than my own when I'm testing

[limpid gate]

Steamodded itself breaks things

[west rivet]

currently wearing thigh-highs while cheating at balatro

[limpid gate]

I just give myself infinite cash, so normally its not a problem

[hybrid tendon]

stop cheating smh

[west rivet]

no

[spiral robin]

True, but my mod uses steamodded for stuff so it's a required in my half

[hybrid tendon]

evil

[pale wolf]

cant you just look at seeds before you play them

[manic zealot]

vagabond is S tier and I will die on that hill

[pale wolf]

randomly generate srings and plug them into the soul or whatever

[limpid gate]

I mean I jsut expected it to take 5 minutes to get with a random seed full skipping at e300 dolalrs and bull

[pale wolf]

fair nuff haha

[limpid gate]

it also sucks because Im looking for Hook and that is the ONLY BOSS I havent seen

on ante 22

[lost vault]

if you die im dying too

[hybrid tendon]

vagabond is a very good joker yeah

I love deckfixing

[pale wolf]

oops all 1s

[manic zealot]

It was really fun getting to force 3oak for once

[west rivet]

makes every probably 50% less likely to happen

[lost vault]

oops all berries
berries all listed probabilities

[hybrid tendon]

berries in 4

[deep fossil]

Pareidolia is best joker

[scenic sigil]

3oak is a weird hand to force isn't it? By the time you've fixed your deck for it you can just play 4oak

[limpid gate]

And I softlocked myself because my mouse didnt click

[sonic nexus]

HELP WHY IS IT DOING THIS????????

[limpid gate]

and I didnt create a backup save

I

love

this

game

so

much

[scenic sigil]

I wish 3oak stuff that excluded 4oak existed

[west rivet]

wow

[limpid gate]

Leave game rejoin, modded bug

[manic zealot]

a niche 3oak joker would be cool yeah

[deep fossil]

I think you just beat Balatro

[west rivet]

i'm cheating

[spiral robin]

Your wish is my command (gimme ideas and I can add it to my mod)

[deep fossil]

Oh

[west rivet]

negative mult

[spiral robin]

💀

I'll just toss that into the "fuck you deck"

[lost vault]

purist wily joker
+250 chips if played hand is a 3oak

[limpid gate]

Thats just bootstrap with -money (trust)

[scenic sigil]

idk but it should be called the musketeer

[spiral robin]

Hold up

Now lemme get the screenshot

[lost vault]

i need to make a balatro mod

a friend of mine said its easy

[surreal pier]

add fishes

[lost vault]

alrighty

[surreal pier]

Nonono ur not getting this

not just ANY fish

[deep fossil]

I tried making a Balatro mod once cus I know lua from Roblox

[west rivet]

blackjack boss blind
where you have to score exactly 21 chips to beat the blind
and if you go over you lose the run

[surreal pier]

I mean the catfish specifically

[spiral robin]

💀

[lost vault]

oh dang

[lost vault]

i was gonna add any fish

as in

this fish

[spiral robin]

There's been a few changes, but, this is it

[lost vault]

the hold r deck

[spiral robin]

Pretty much

That version is atleast

But I updated it to be more

[lost vault]

i came up withba concept for a deck thay banishes anything that doesnt give you money directly aside from bull and bootstraps

[spiral robin]

Now it's no starting jokers, you get 3 joker slots

[lost vault]

i wanna add it

sounds finny

[tawdry rock]

wtf? how did trio appear??

[lost vault]

funny

[spiral robin]

Don't question the trio

[lost vault]

if you didnt have a showman before this screenshot then id guess its some sort of mod

[tawdry rock]

i didnt have showman

[west rivet]

factorial mult joker
gives you (Mult)!

so like
if your mult was 13 before activating it

your mult afterward will be 6,227,020,800

[spiral robin]

...

[tawdry rock]

and i dont have any mods besides cosmetic ones

[spiral robin]

Dog wtf

[tawdry rock]

thats very very very weird

[spiral robin]

💀

I want this to be balanced PLEASE

My mod is literally focused on making more unique builds possible

I'm not tryna be "pick this guy up, win"

[west rivet]

joker that if you sell it you automatically win the blind

[slow grail]

Weird ass gold stake win but yay 3 more gold stickers

[deep fossil]

Make it so you have to have exactly 7 cards in your deck for it to work

Otherwise it ends the run

[spiral robin]

Okay, now this isn't too bad

[river hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400271832027889768/1467716599476781261/Screenshot_2026-02-01-21-01-33-25_aea5bf60a1cfb2c5b2453e07eee2145b.jpg?ex=6981651a&is=6980139a&hm=95a76bfc108eff1730434fc042371d8e1d92661d5910633c780c08cee2c9354f&

No discards

Flush build

ez

[west rivet]

works in ante 39 too

[river hawk]

🗣️ 🔥

[spiral robin]

Okay...

[limpid gate]

and now I accidentally naneinfed... so gotta restart again

[deep fossil]

Add perkeo but for jokers

[lost vault]

okay chat what we think of this concept

[limpid gate]

I love this game so much rn 😭😭

[west rivet]

has a 1/3 chance to make you lose immediately

[spiral robin]

I have my self insert joker

[river hawk]

Literally would ruin the game

[lost vault]

gang thats just speculo from cryptid

[lost vault]

:3

[deep fossil]

Oh yeah

[spiral robin]

It's basically boredom from cryptid but it's only jokers

[deep fossil]

Well cryptid mod is peak so

[lost vault]

yeah

[deep fossil]

What does boredom do I forgot

[limpid gate]

Wouldnt be bad if it wasnt eternal and was like 100 chips (I say begredgedly)

I cant spell

[peak plinth]

If you say so mr balatro

[limpid gate]

ahhh I give up

[west rivet]

joker that gives you $5 every time you break a glass card

[spiral robin]

I also have a joker that gives +chips for every sticker on a joker, and allows stickers to appear as if in gold stake

And one that just removes commons from shop/boosters/judgement until you get rid of it

[deep fossil]

Add Freddy fazbear, he just gives you $12 at the end of the round

[peak plinth]

Lmao, got a blueprint from a wraith

[deep fossil]

Gang go buy a lottery ticket

[spiral robin]

If the next idea is just Bonnie/chica/foxy isth

Istg*

[deep fossil]

Add Bonnie, he wins the game instantly upon buying him

[slow grail]

22 gold stickers to go 💀

[spiral robin]

Silence peasant

[slow grail]

Hopefully I can get it done before the update

Mostly common and uncommon left

[deep fossil]

Add chica, she eats any food jokers and gives you 1.5x their sell value

[slow grail]

All food and legendary are gold stickered

[spiral robin]

...

[vocal rose]

you can 100% get

[deep fossil]

I’d be tuff

[vocal rose]

1-2 more c++s

before the update is even half way from being released

you have time

[slow grail]

lol I take forever
But wow

[vocal rose]

I mean it’s your first one

you’re still just decent

once you beat it you’ll actually just have a skill boost

the second c++ is when it’s fun

[deep fossil]

I opened YouTube and immediately saw two videos about being trans and one about femboys is this a sign

[spiral robin]

I've never actually gotten c++... But only because I usually play unlocked profiles

[spiral robin]

Yes, it is

[deep fossil]

Same

[deep fossil]

Oh okay

[spiral robin]

I do have almost as many hours as doc does though 💀

Between all my different saves/platforms that is

[deep fossil]

Dang

[spiral robin]

Actually wait

Doesn't doc have like 4.5k?

[eternal pumice]

[deep fossil]

Well he’s got at least 7 if that helps

[jovial sorrel]

Got a new personal best for a non-seeded run

[deep fossil]

Holy Fortnite it’s the real gros michel

[spiral robin]

Very helpful thanks

[deep fossil]

No need to thank me.

[spiral robin]

Good, that makes this easier then

[deep fossil]

Oh no

[west rivet]

cookie joker :)
x6 mult
-1x mult every round (x5 mult, x4 mult, etc)

[spiral robin]

I kinda have that in the form of smoothie already :p

[deep fossil]

So just ramen but bean

[west rivet]

yeah

[deep fossil]

Peak combo of two peak jokers

[spiral robin]

3x starting and -0.5x each round

[deep fossil]

Oh that’s cool actually

[quick umbra]

what do i copy with blueprint here ?

[west rivet]

indecisive joker
33% chance to copy the joker in front of it
33% chance to copy the joker behind it
33% chance to do nothing

[deep fossil]

Wee joker

[quick umbra]

really ?

[spiral robin]

Peak idea

[quick umbra]

i already have 100% odds idol fyi

[west rivet]

it's inspired by my boyfriend

[deep fossil]

Idk wee joker was just funniest one to say

[spiral robin]

Wee if you need score (unless you have glass)

[quick umbra]

here's my deck

[deep fossil]

Dang

[west rivet]

(that mf can't decide on nothing)

[spiral robin]

Just do it to me so I remember it for tomorrow:p

Dm*

[quick umbra]

so do i go wee even with the dekc i have (not glass)

[deep fossil]

Prolly the hanging chad

[quick umbra]

really ?

[deep fossil]

I think so

[quick umbra]

feels like copying hack would be more vvalue

[spiral robin]

Okay actually, what is ur deck rn

[quick umbra]

since it retriggers every 2

[quick umbra]

look up

i sent it

[quick umbra]

.

[tawdry rock]

hello twi real quick gotta thank you for your texture pack

its awesome

[spiral robin]

Ah

[quick umbra]

oh you're welcome

im glad you're enjoying it

[spiral robin]

In that case: it's hack

[quick umbra]

which card's your favorite with my pack ?

[quick umbra]

aha !

there we go

knew it

wanted to be sure tho

[spiral robin]

The polychrome is what sets it

[tawdry rock]

baron

[spiral robin]

Though idol would be good too

[quick umbra]

i <3 polychrome

[quick umbra]

damn really ? feels like the one with the least changes

[west rivet]

pear joker

• base of +3 mult
• -2 mult every round
• gains +2 mult every time you play a pair

[tawdry rock]

i like the contrast so

[quick umbra]

makes sense then

[deep fossil]

That’s actually a peak joker

[spiral robin]

Depends what ur goal is, to grow wee, so hack, I think you would score higher with idol copied thi

[spiral robin]

Oh that's 10000% something I'm adding

[quick umbra]

i went from e14 to e16 by copying hack

im on ante 14 rn

im gooood

my wee wee is already pretty big

[west rivet]

it also deincentivizes you from beating blinds in one hand even if you're pair spamming because then the +2 and -2 will cancel out

[spiral robin]

Actually, this goes for anyone (gonna plug my mod totally even though it's not released and is still fully placeholder art-) go to #1463983889868521493 and put any interesting joker ideas

[spiral robin]

Mhm mhm

Like some other jokers too

[deep fossil]

Make it a teto pear

[spiral robin]

...

[tawdry rock]

first ace build ive ever done

the startling lack of immolates and hung men did not help me here

[quick umbra]

what jokers you got ? (also holy shit it's my texture pack aaaaa)

[stuck crag]

Quick question

[peak plinth]

This is so beautiful

[stuck crag]

Does oops affect the critical deck in cryptid?

[tawdry rock]

screenshot i took mid-failing-hand

i love arrowhead

[peak plinth]

They look so cool

[quick umbra]

how is that an ace build ?

[quick umbra]

ty !

[tawdry rock]

also this seed is fucking PEAK there were like 2 barons that showed up

and brainstorm in a buffoon pack and blueprint in like ante 4

[spiral robin]

I have a good seed if you like baron mime >:3

[quick umbra]

also still weird to see the old version of brainstorm in my texture pack lol (i need to update soon)

[tawdry rock]

there arent many ace supporting jokers really

[spiral robin]

Check out this seed ||71M69HX1||

[tawdry rock]

whats the new version look like

[spiral robin]

I can fix that

[quick umbra]

just felt weird before, like it had too long a neck

[tawdry rock]

looks more napkin-y

i like it

[west rivet]

clock joker

• base of +0 chips
• +5 chips every time another scaling joker increases (e.g. wee joker goes from 8 to 16 because you played a 2, vampire goes from 1.1 to 1.2, etc)

[spiral robin]

Just uh, spoiler on it

||Negative mime, negative baron, AND a negative blueprint, all natural||

[quick umbra]

i got more updates if you want some

[tawdry rock]

i'd increase the contrast just a smidge so its more clear

[tawdry rock]

sure :3

[quick umbra]

in the released version, do the legendaey jokers have an aura around them ?

[spiral robin]

It's actually so peak and I found it myself >:3

[quick umbra]

can't remembre

[tawdry rock]

WHAT

[spiral robin]

Found it myself too :3

[tawdry rock]

they do not have an aura

perkeo's really enjoying himself in that

[spiral robin]

If you like that go check out #1453728397120245924

I have a shit ton of stuff

[tawdry rock]

aewosme

[quick umbra]

also better enhancements

now with gradients

[spiral robin]

Recently it's been 4x dice seeds

[tawdry rock]

i actually went in the files of the pack to make the steel cards a little bluer because they blended in with the normal cards too much

[west rivet]

exploding joker

• +30 mult
• every time you clear a blind, has a 1/5 chance to explode, destroying the jokers to the left and right of it as well

[quick umbra]

that's a good point actually, i didn't know how to fix it before tho

i'll make em more blue like you said

also gradients on seals

[tawdry rock]

ooh

[spiral robin]

That has to be a LOT more than 30 mult to warrant that

[west rivet]

60 mult

[spiral robin]

Idk

That number could use some work

[west rivet]

x7 mult

[spiral robin]

Maybe

[tawdry rock]

investment tag is peak

wait is it called investment tag the one that gives you $25 after the boss blind

iunno but whichever one that is its peak

[quick umbra]

shit, rn my build isn't keeping up with one hand unless i copy idol

i need a brainstorm so bad rn

[lost vault]

guys do you like my joker idea :aga:

[spiral robin]

Dog...

[lost vault]

:3

[quick umbra]

peak

[deep fossil]

I love it as much as I love you (a lot)

[lost vault]

homo

[spiral robin]

[deep fossil]

Yes

[quick umbra]

yes and ?

[lost vault]

nothing?

[tawdry rock]

oh right i dont mean to gatekeep the seed is ||GLNZBDLJ||

[lost vault]

why would i of all people have problem with gays

[quick umbra]

well rip

o7

[spiral robin]

Mime is better

[lost vault]

o seven

[spiral robin]

Mine*

[lost vault]

why mult cards

[deep fossil]

Cooked

[tawdry rock]

polychrome cards look so fucking good i cant explain it

[quick umbra]

+mult followed by xmult (polychrome)

[spiral robin]

Glass would be better

[tawdry rock]

poly lucky cards are the most beautiful cards in the game i think

[quick umbra]

no, YOU look so fucking good and i can't explain it

[lost vault]

luciy would be better

[tawdry rock]

true im awesome

[lost vault]

nah, poly gold

owo

[tawdry rock]

nonsense

[quick umbra]

ok, glass it is

[lost vault]

easy win

[tawdry rock]

wjat the flip how

[spiral robin]

Huh-

[deep fossil]

Uh

[lost vault]

dont ask questions.

[tawdry rock]

black magic

[spiral robin]

Alright...

[deep fossil]

Question

[quick umbra]

ez clap

[deep fossil]

Are you the real Jimbo

[lost vault]

yeees :3

[spiral robin]

Told u

[lost vault]

no

[deep fossil]

Oh okay

[quick umbra]

no m jimbo's dad, plumbo

[quick umbra]

yeah but now they're all gonna break lmao

only go t18 left

[tawdry rock]

i like pronouncing jimbo as yimbo

[deep fossil]

Oh got it

[tawdry rock]

like the j in jakob

its just so much better

[spiral robin]

Just get more?

[lost vault]

im so cat

meow

[quick umbra]

guys what do i sell ?

[tawdry rock]

definitely not jimbo

hes carrying the run

[deep fossil]

Hack

[quick umbra]

ok i'll kill jimbo then

[tawdry rock]

honestly just sell everything but jimbo

[quick umbra]

how ?

[deep fossil]

Just sell both the eternals then u should be good

[tawdry rock]

if you want a serious answer sell troubador

if thats what that guys called

i think it is

[spiral robin]

Idfk you turned mult into glass z you got magic

[quick umbra]

oh right, i can use magic to make more, silly me

[lost vault]

your soul

[lost vault]

???

5 handsize

[limpid gate]

Goofy ah glitch

[deep fossil]

I’d sell my soul for you pookie

[quick umbra]

there, better ?

[lost vault]

if theyvsell troub thats 3 handsize

[spiral robin]

Fire

[atomic trout]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

[lost vault]

thats a shame innit

[tawdry rock]

i forgot its hand size not hands

uhhh sell id card

[deep fossil]

No it’s not

[tawdry rock]

i guess

[lost vault]

👀

[spiral robin]

I'm sorry, what.

[tawdry rock]

space joker and burnt joker

[quick umbra]

me when i cheat at balatro (no one cares nor should care)

[lost vault]

the downside is -1 hand?? guh

[atomic trout]

Yeah

[atomic trout]

Stencil Joker

[lost vault]

erm no i care you are evil >:(

[deep fossil]

Wait yall real question what’s the link to the cryptid discord

[lost vault]

its in the cryptid mod

[quick umbra]

fuck you gonna do bout it ?

[deep fossil]

I’m on my phone rn

[lost vault]

uhhhhhhhhhhh
mreow :3

[atomic trout]

It was Black Deck too

[limpid gate]

I entered Amber acorn once, went back to shop mid boss, bought a joker, and entered the boss again

[lost vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[limpid gate]

so it flipped 1 twice and 1 once

[deep fossil]

I will boil you

[spiral robin]

Huh...

[quick umbra]

yeah that's what i thought, good kitty

[tawdry rock]

this individual should hold TAB and take a sCREENSHOT

[lost vault]

w<

[finite spade]

when you get lazy and stop throwing away low cards for the fist

[tawdry rock]

unless youre doing the other thing

[quick umbra]

uhhh, sure

[tawdry rock]

im always so right

[spiral robin]

Ah, that explains it

[deep fossil]

Gasp

[spiral robin]

It was either that, or ultrahand

[quick umbra]

only way i cheated through the run was infinite money tho

[lost vault]

miaw :3

[tawdry rock]

that looks a little different than the default one i know about

[quick umbra]

all i got i found in the shop

[tawdry rock]

infinite rerolls is just the same though

[slow grail]

Omg how did I win this
Anyway 2 more gold stickers, on blackboard and flower pot

It was the wall too

[tawdry rock]

perchance would you tell me why your menu has more options :3

[lost vault]

my cat ears are so soft.

[quick umbra]

yeah but infinite money give me the ability to wanna do stuff legit

oh

welp

o7 for real this time

[tawdry rock]

oh dont be silly just spawn in 30 blueprints

[lost vault]

exactly

[deep fossil]

And a Jimbo to copy with the blueprints obv

[umbral tendon]

jail

i just came in

[lost vault]

its okay i like being called that

[quick umbra]

ok

[deep fossil]

Come in smth else now

[deep fossil]

Don’t forget the Jimbo

[umbral tendon]

[lost vault]

easy deckfixes

[quick umbra]

(i actually spawned precisely 30)

[lost vault]

easy cheek claps

[tawdry rock]

i suspected

[umbral tendon]

how

[quick umbra]

mb

[quick umbra]

nobody tell him

[deep fossil]

Good

[tawdry rock]

until localthunk adds in a joker called cheek this sentence is off topic

[quick umbra]

yo mama is off topic

[tawdry rock]

Okay

[lost vault]

i'd crack ceremonial dagger

what am i doing with my life

[umbral tendon]

what the hell are you even playing

[quick umbra]

gay

[lost vault]

truth nuke

[deep fossil]

Valid though

[tawdry rock]

ceremonial dagger would probably crack your bones

[quick umbra]

i can say the g word btw, im bi

[lost vault]

goood

[lost vault]

:o

[deep fossil]

And that’s a bad thing how

[tawdry rock]

and then put double your sell value to its mult

[lost vault]

sixk

[lost vault]

qmazing

[umbral tendon]

slavery

[deep fossil]

Oh no not the g word (gnome)

[light brook]

you gonna get yo cavendih sliced off ✌️

[lost vault]

owo

[west rivet]

you all think this is enough kings?

[umbral tendon]

thats fucked up

[tawdry rock]

probably not you should do a little more

just for good measure

[deep fossil]

No

[quick umbra]

ez clap

[light brook]

almost a dna would do the trick though

[umbral tendon]

nope, add a thousand more

[lost vault]

kink shaming in balatro discord i cant believe this

[quick umbra]

nah, add 189487185465 more

[tawdry rock]

not even naneinf... just disgraceful

[quick umbra]

kiss my ass

anyway im killing the run, it's gone now

[west rivet]

i'm gonna run it let's see what my score is

[quick umbra]

bye bye

[umbral tendon]

seriously what the hell are you doing

howd you spawn 30 blueprints

[tawdry rock]

its good econ

[quick umbra]

im doing your mom

[tawdry rock]

trust

[glossy mortar]

I have the most disgusting and insane build of my life going right now but I’m confused. What happens if i use hermit when i have negitive money?

[quick umbra]

ha gottem

[deep fossil]

Do me next

[lost vault]

l a w l

me too

[umbral tendon]

[quick umbra]

nah

[light brook]

+0 dollars

[quick umbra]

bet

dms

[deep fossil]

Probably nothing

[quick umbra]

(jk)

[light brook]

you get nothing and waste a hermit

[lost vault]

👀

[quick umbra]

jk jk

unless...?

[sleek valley]

You cant post Simpsons gifs in this server?

[lost vault]

hkmmmm

balatro

[tawdry rock]

its the 4th jk that really does it

quickly say it

[quick umbra]

WHAT DID YOU PLAY LMFAO

[light brook]

no gifs at all

[lost vault]

boy kisser

[spice cypress]

hmmm, wich one should i choose?

[deep fossil]

Smash

[west rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1467730075272216836/unknown.png?ex=698171a7&is=69802027&hm=9b5a278880d72883e43c382a7f27b8a1d704ac4d467bef2c2010ba8113bb626e&

[tawdry rock]

that one

[quick umbra]

your deck is so big....

[light brook]

the one near the middle

[lost vault]

eternal showman is a crazy pick gng ☮️ 📿

[quick umbra]

cute

[lost vault]

agreed

[quick umbra]

did you draw that or...?

[spice cypress]

trust me broo

[lost vault]

did not

[light brook]

in all honesty probably skip, it’s early and you don’t want to lock in an eternal dookie build

[lost vault]

not an artist :(

[quick umbra]

damn, unbased

[lost vault]

wdym unbased

its not like i stole it

[full orbit]

Black deck making me crash out bro

[lost vault]

you cam see the artist's signature

[light brook]

good luck bro it’s the hardest in the game but on the bright side it gets easier from here

[faint linden]

I apologize for the Squimbo hate. I got it to work

[quick umbra]

you stole the art like you stole my heart /j

[torpid bridge]

Tf is this

Is it a mod?

[light brook]

now he sees the potential of squimbo. one of us.

[deep fossil]

I actually kinda like playing on black deck cus I mostly just play white stake so the -1 hand ain’t that big a deal

[finite spade]

what is happening here gng

[umbral tendon]

black deck isnt that hard

[light brook]

whatever floats your raft bro ✌️

[quick umbra]

anyway uh

leaving now

bye

[faint linden]

Holographic and I did a 2P build

[deep fossil]

Same bye yall

[light brook]

imo it’s the hardest (aside erratic but it’s rng so i don’t count it)

[lost vault]

////<

gay

[faint linden]

Erratic is actually fun

[quick umbra]

homo, even

[finite spade]

why are people flirting in game-discussion

[umbral tendon]

yeah but people say like its a huge difference but its really not

[lost vault]

cherpance

[lost vault]

idk

[umbral tendon]

because theyre gay

[quick umbra]

fun

[light brook]

agreed but i still think it’s the hardest

[lost vault]

i like gaying

[quick umbra]

femboys are cute af

[light brook]

it’s fun i agree but the randomness can be frustrating (or enlightening) at times

[lost vault]

^.^

yay

[finite spade]

what the fuck man

[faint linden]

As a pan male, I agree

[quick umbra]

bro is flabbergaster by the truth nuke i deployed

[quick umbra]

this guy gets it

[lost vault]

as a gay man i agree too

[faint linden]

He just doesn't see it

[lost vault]

gay femboy i mean

[quick umbra]

👀

[fresh vessel]

yall fw lil tecca

[finite spade]

i'm a woman

[lost vault]

:3

mrow

[fresh vessel]

yall mess with lil tecca?

acc the goat

[faint linden]

*She

[quick umbra]

who ?

[faint linden]

Sorry about that

[full orbit]

Thanks

[light brook]

is femboy a gender identity like with different pronouns and junk (genuine general question)

[lost vault]

no

she/her is a me thing

[slow iris]

femboy is just feminine boy

[lost vault]

not a general femboy thing

[fresh vessel]

rapper/singer

[lost vault]

most femboys go by he

[fresh vessel]

average balatro fan base

[lost vault]

or they

[light brook]

yeah i figured so

[quick umbra]

i wish i could be a femboy, but im too hairy

anyway im going to bed

drank too much wine

bye bye

[lost vault]

technically being a femboy isnt related to your exualnidentity at all

[lost vault]

shave

[light brook]

we had an almost two hour long argument about water temperature the other day

[faint linden]

I am Jimbogender. My pronouns are Photo/Chad

[quick umbra]

too lazy

[lost vault]

darn

ba bye

[tawdry rock]

youve said it 4 times that youre leaving now

[fresh vessel]

my culture is not your costume

[tawdry rock]

each one has been a GIANT lie

[quick umbra]

LMFAO

[slow iris]

just be feminine and a boy and then you're a femboy boom

[lost vault]

shaving does take a while

like

[quick umbra]

hope to see you again

[lost vault]

hour

s

[quick umbra]

i have

beard

[lost vault]

talk here i am quite active

[limpid gate]

Ignore everthing besides the fact that pair lvl 14 and says lvl 1 cause thats the funny bug part, everything else was added in

[light brook]

congrats! good luck you’ll need it 🫡

[limpid gate]

I just think its funny to see

[slow iris]

so what

[quick umbra]

burp, bet

[fresh vessel]

i feel like the overlap between balatro is musicians is pretty large, am i right or wrong?

[lost vault]

ngl i would be very sad if i grew a beard

[fresh vessel]

how many of yall are musicians

[limpid gate]

and the +10 chips when it should be +15 is pretty funny

[tawdry rock]

yet another lie

[faint linden]

Me

[tawdry rock]

i can play the triangle :D

EW EW

[lost vault]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[limpid gate]

Me

[quick umbra]

i have class in 4 hours im so cooked

[light brook]

“why my bus driver playing mitski” ass image ✌️

[tawdry rock]

DISCORD WHY DID YOU CONVERT IT TO AN EMOJI

[lost vault]

well i can play the sousaphone very well

[tawdry rock]

okay fixed

[fresh vessel]

that’s very impressive

[sand lily]

I am

[tawdry rock]

i never have to see that horrifying face again

[lost vault]

i am very passionate about music and honestly shoukd take classes regarding it

[lost vault]

just what experience does :3

[quick umbra]

i can play the jimbophone

[fresh vessel]

take a music history class

it’s very fun

if you love music

[lost vault]

onlu the biggest instruments for the twinkiest boy (me)

[lost vault]

mahbe

maybe

[faint linden]

Pedal harps are fun

[quick umbra]

how tall

[fresh vessel]

sousaphone is such a twink instrument

[lost vault]

6'0" cries and dies

[fresh vessel]

no hate

it js makes sense

[lost vault]

im a tall twink

wag

[tawdry rock]

music history sounds like taking an absolute banger of a party and making an architectural engineering teacher explain why the walls are holding up the ceiling mid-party

[lost vault]

wah

[quick umbra]

damn, im 5'5

[lost vault]

dang

small

[quick umbra]

99 pounds

lol

[fresh vessel]

dawg are you in the 5th grade

[quick umbra]

im 21...

[fresh vessel]

hit the gym bro

or don’t

[faint linden]

6'2"

[lost vault]

i am 125 lbs roughly

[fresh vessel]

your body is buildup

[quick umbra]

nah

[tawdry rock]

dont make him lose even more D:

[lost vault]

👀

[lost vault]

which is crazy for a 6 foot

[fresh vessel]

twin

[minor kelp]

El weso bro puro gringito aki

[lost vault]

furry

[fresh vessel]

i’m 6’2” 170

[tawdry rock]

yeah IDIOT it says it right in the NAME

[fresh vessel]

so yeah

[lost vault]

:3

[faint linden]

I've been told I "give bear energy" whatever that means

[light brook]

7’1 yall get on my level

[quick umbra]

you must be so skinny

[lost vault]

a bear is a large hairy gay man

[fresh vessel]

you’re a hairy fat top

[lost vault]

basically

[tawdry rock]

i'm 0.6'3''

[lost vault]

yes

[tawdry rock]

kneel down to my level

[quick umbra]

i msay must be cause i don't une american units

[lost vault]

i lowkirk need to put on some weight

[full orbit]

10 runs I’ve had to redo on the first ante bro

[quick umbra]

im french runs away to avoid backlash

[full orbit]

I hate black deck with my whole soul

[light brook]

we ain’t talm bout our wee jokers here pal

[lost vault]

evil

[tawdry rock]

OHHHHHHH

[eternal pumice]

Im like 1ft long and like 4 pounds prob

[tawdry rock]

well in that case im still 0.6'3''

[unreal jolt]

Just discovered what makes this game fun. I've played pretty probably 20 games and only won 3 times

[quick umbra]

fumbled my chances again....

[lost vault]

a foot???????

[lost vault]

nah u good

im not racismo

[quick umbra]

yo ?

[unreal jolt]

Michel, that's gros

[light brook]

sideways T type build

[eternal pumice]

Hey they call me gros michel for a reason

[tawdry rock]

im just an unfinished square

D:

[lost vault]

a foot would hurt !!

agem

ahem

[unreal jolt]

What are we even talking abt

[lost vault]

no idea

[eternal pumice]

Idk

[lost vault]

i tend to get freaky in this chat at times

ooops

[slow iris]

Balatro

[tawdry rock]

if someone showed me this chat and showed me the name of the channel it's in i would ask what the fuck the word "game" did to get in there

[unreal jolt]

Do you have a twin in this chat named cavendish

[quick umbra]

skinky, do you know about my texture pack ?

[light brook]

4 pound banana (that’s like half a gallon of milk)

[lost vault]

what is it

[faint linden]

Not 100% gay, but I go every way

[unreal jolt]

What gallon of milk are you buying that weighs 8 pounds???

[lost vault]

close enough

[tawdry rock]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1412350576762814501

[quick umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStPjvRL-a8

burp

[slow grail]

So close, 20 more jokers to go

[lost vault]

oh i may have seen it

[light brook]

a gallon is roughly half a pound

[quick umbra]

outdated technically but eh

[lost vault]

as in

ive seen slme people use it

[unreal jolt]

Can't wait for modded balatro on android

[lost vault]

not rly my tempo

but loos fine

[slow iris]

already a thing

[unreal jolt]

Ik, dude said a half gallon was 4 pounds

[lost vault]

u can do that

[quick umbra]

crying and sobbing

[lost vault]

its okay just a oreference

[quick umbra]

my crush doesn't like my texture pack lmao /j

[lost vault]

:p

👀

[unreal jolt]

Wait what, couldn't find anything online that didn't seem super sketchy or neededing a bunch or PC stuff

[tawdry rock]

somehow the slash jay here seems like a big lie

[light brook]

PARDON HOLD ON I SAID IT WRONG
half a gallon is roughly four pounds

[tawdry rock]

just like your other 5

[lost vault]

make a texture pack that makes every joker into boykisser

frfr

[eternal pumice]

I did idk why he left the balala dc server

[quick umbra]

already done iirc

[lost vault]

ooh guve

[tawdry rock]

i think someone already did that

fortunately

[lost vault]

give me

[eternal pumice]

I still talk to him though

[quick umbra]

why do you think that ?

[lost vault]

i need

[unreal jolt]

Y'all must be crazy, theyre 2 pounds at most

[merry swift]

no negative tags at all but at least I got Yorick and 3 uncommons? 😭

[quick umbra]

idk where, think it's on nexus

[lost vault]

idk what that is

[tawdry rock]

why did my pen fall when i let go of it type question

[unreal jolt]

I guess you could say he cavend in

[quick umbra]

nexus mod, website for mods

of any game

[slow iris]

well i think you do need balatro's executable

[lost vault]

oh

so i have to find it myself dang!

[quick umbra]

guh ?

[eternal pumice]

Big banan

[unreal jolt]

That website is propaganda

[tawdry rock]

⛰️ n 🍽️

guess the jonkler

[quick umbra]

do you know your username means "Fat Michael" in french ?

[unreal jolt]

Idk what that is

[slow iris]

balatro exe file

unless there's some other way idk

[tawdry rock]

discord emojis limit me here greatly so use your imagination

[slow iris]

i don't play balatro on mobile i have my steam deck for that

[unreal jolt]

Oh

[quick umbra]

i saw that