🕹・game-discussion

[clear mulch]

what about busdolia

[heavy heron]

they be sleeping on the +0 mult

[cloud sinew]

shouldn't complain about losing if you play suboptimally in favour of "gambling"

[fresh vessel]

so i js go next?

i don’t wanna mess ts up

[primal epoch]

run was doomed before it even started

[cloud sinew]

ive had parei + bus in-round and it was optimal

[heavy heron]

oh i always open spectrals and proceed to die when i miss immolates

[clear mulch]

what how

[cloud sinew]

plant

[fresh vessel]

run was doomed when you took idol

[unborn cliff]

you guys will NEVER guess what happened

[clear mulch]

i love you

[fresh vessel]

oh my bad

[forest birch]

I'm thinking bro

[primal epoch]

lesser of 2 evils

[serene forge]

ok yeah you deserve to lose

[fresh vessel]

pick your poison ass pack

[heavy heron]

you ankh duhhhh

[frank grove]

you took idol over?? grimbo there? what

[clear mulch]

get grimbo its leagues better

[unborn cliff]

they both died

[cloud sinew]

one of the best runs you could ask for

[primal epoch]

very next shop btw

[serene forge]

more like hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[unborn cliff]

guess what happened after

[serene forge]

and you picked the coughing baby

[forest birch]

They're both the one that tells lies

[cloud sinew]

ragebait

[tacit quail]

Ragebait Hand

[heavy heron]

i’m surprised you didn’t die BEFORE the bloodstones expired

considering they do nothing

[fresh vessel]

if it weren’t eternal i’d agree but never being able to pivot out is rough

[unborn cliff]

they both hit like just enough

1 in 19898743 chance

[primal epoch]

hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb

[serene forge]

pivot out of what??????

[cloud sinew]

why would you ever pivot

[fresh vessel]

grimbo????

yall

[cloud sinew]

it's ante 1 poly green joker

[serene forge]

why????

[primal epoch]

green

I hate

[heavy heron]

grimbo is good!

[fresh vessel]

diminishing returns by like ante 5

[serene forge]

bro you're on purple stake you're not hitting naneinf with this shit lol

[cloud sinew]

then love

[frank grove]

guys lets pivot from ante 1 poly green joker because of??

[heavy heron]

that’s every scaling + mult

[primal epoch]

impossible

[cloud sinew]

diminishing returns doesnt matter when you have +50 mult

[heavy heron]

you don’t rely on just a grimbo by ante 8

[fresh vessel]

sounds like liberal propaganda to me

[heavy heron]

(unless you’re just goated like me)

[serene forge]

if you could start every game with a poly gronkler i think every game would be easily winnable

[unborn cliff]

no grimbo for me i guess

[cloud sinew]

"propaganda" and it's what every single C++ player agrees is optimal

[frank grove]

yeah

[heavy heron]

now all you need is a banner

[primal epoch]

green is a prison

[serene forge]

reality has a liberal bias

[cloud sinew]

idol is death

[primal epoch]

this prison, to hold, me?

[frank grove]

grimbo just wins runs, and if its poly it just wins runs even easier

[unborn cliff]

and a burglar

[primal epoch]

knew run was cooked, I just took it for the meme

[heavy heron]

and a grimbo

[fresh vessel]

only communist slobs have C++

[serene forge]

run literally wasn't cooked you had green joker available

[serene forge]

i mean it was cooked

[hasty onyx]

If you win a stake does it mark you as winning all previous stakes too

[primal epoch]

I haven't even beat purple yet

[serene forge]

but it was cooked because you took idol

[heavy heron]

you hungry?

[clear mulch]

who let a fascist join the server

[cloud sinew]

stop bringing up politics

[primal epoch]

I refuse to encourage green

[fresh vessel]

it’s js jokes yall lol

[serene forge]

you still said it though

[heavy heron]

ugh!! commmunism in my card game!

[fresh vessel]

i have no bias against any economic and politics

[unborn cliff]

balatro is up there with top 5 most political games brah

[primal epoch]

red card

[unborn cliff]

its on the same level as wolfenstein

[heavy heron]

i’m glad someone is finally saying it

[hasty onyx]

Theyre saying that to distract us from the fact that Netanyahu made the plant to end my run

[serene forge]

balatro is woke because it has lesbians in it

[fresh vessel]

i didn’t mean to offend anyone yall, sorry if i did

[heavy heron]

green joker? as in going green by not discarding? sisgusting

[primal epoch]

Joker idea!
politician
when blind is selected, deletes sys32 from your computer

[fresh vessel]

politician, lies

[heavy heron]

nah you’re probably good, i was able to tell it was a joke

[split pumice]

Where is vc channel

[forest birch]

I forgive you.

[cloud sinew]

no vc channel

[clear mulch]

perfect logical correlation

[primal epoch]

guys, friends, pals

[unborn cliff]

Joker idea
Billionaire
all rental cards charge 9 dollars instead of 3

[primal epoch]

next run will be better

right?

[fresh vessel]

still don’t know what to do

[heavy heron]

yyyea

[serene forge]

billionaire
bribe bosses to not kill you by paying them money

[primal epoch]

Inflation*

[fresh vessel]

what’s the move here

[serene forge]

you posted this image like 20 minutes ago

[primal epoch]

chicot gotta go

I told you

[cloud sinew]

take nothing

[full orbit]

Hi card build. Tips?

[heavy heron]

well.. you choose one path or the other… not both..

[frank grove]

just go next still

[unborn cliff]

i really wanted to make a 'stein island joke im gonna be honest

[fresh vessel]

i know bro i don’t know which one

[unborn cliff]

that might be a little much for the silly card game

[cloud sinew]

chicot is plant defense and manacle handsize potential

[heavy heron]

so like.. are you a trib kinda man or a baron kinda man

[primal epoch]

dont lose

[fresh vessel]

naninf is pretty much out of the question

js trying to get the highest number

[frank grove]

yeah its too late for that probably

[primal epoch]

he only has the one

[full orbit]

Oh ok, I was gonna lose before you said that. Thanks

[heavy heron]

okay well..

[full orbit]

Real helpful

[forest birch]

When are they adding the little saint James joker

[primal epoch]

you need 2+ for manacle trick

[serene forge]

Invisible Jonkler

[frank grove]

yeah to get the manacle thing you need to start with at least one chicot anyway

[unborn cliff]

this is a run

[frank grove]

you cant spawn in two from thin air

[heavy heron]

i think trib is better for a higher number if you find like… dusk glass sock

[fresh vessel]

a copy joker would also work

[primal epoch]

dear god

[cloud sinew]

which is why I said "potential". photochad doesn't really do much for the build

[heavy heron]

but who knows

[serene forge]

you can actually you just ened to find 2 souls in a pack with blowman smh my head

[primal epoch]

blowman

[cloud sinew]

invis only, blueprint and brainstorm aren't compatible with chicot

[primal epoch]

rofl

[frank grove]

i guess thats true 😭

[clear mulch]

"you blow, jobs!"

[heavy heron]

THE POPULAR BALATRO SYREAMER?

😍

[vocal rose]

no it wouldnt

[fresh vessel]

roffle is such a cutie pie

i wonder what he would think of my 14 card deck

[clear mulch]

roffle is a person

[heavy heron]

the… erp song?

[clear mulch]

YES YES YES YES

KISS ME

[frank grove]

with baron you only have 14 cards??

[heavy heron]

YOU ARROGANT PRICK

with your second hand..

i forgot the lyric

[clear mulch]

jeans

[heavy heron]

yes

[clear mulch]

and your turtle neck

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[heavy heron]

something boney head

[fresh vessel]

steel red seal kings

[heavy heron]

spinning ball of death

[fresh vessel]

and an ace and queen

[serene forge]

act

[torpid shard]

Why does negative brunt joker look like that 😭

[unborn cliff]

queer

[fresh vessel]

“spelling mistake 🤓”

[primal epoch]

I forgot this was what my first run was like

[cloud sinew]

this looks horrible without context, king

[full orbit]

Chat who do I blueprint

[unborn cliff]

every other thing i say looks horrible without context

[primal epoch]

splash isn't helping much

[cloud sinew]

you blueprint perkeo and then burnt joker

[full orbit]

For high card? Absolutely it is

[unborn cliff]

kill splash

[primal epoch]

end him

[cloud sinew]

how is it helping much? you get like +40 chips at max from splash

[full orbit]

Ig

[rich mauve]

if you read it in a strong (preferably ken accent) accent

[full orbit]

I just have slot of enhanced cards

Ok I’ll listen to you guys

[primal epoch]

splash was my favorite joker when I was just starting balatro

[unborn cliff]

me too i fear

[frank grove]

splash is a fun joker i wish there was more stuff that worked well with it

[rich mauve]

I don't know what splash is

[primal epoch]

I didn't get past ante 5 usually

[rich mauve]

never picked it up

[peak plinth]

The setup is craaaaaaazzzzy

[unborn cliff]

all played cards will score

[primal epoch]

all cards selected count for score

[unborn cliff]

(garbage)

[primal epoch]

vagabond theory

[rich mauve]

quantity over quality ahh

the more the merrier

[primal epoch]

this guy took the negative skip

[unborn cliff]

the more the merrier

[primal epoch]

a person after my own heart ❤️‍🩹

I will never not negative skip

[unborn cliff]

i said it first this message doeesnt exist

new balatro theme

[clear mulch]

dude i am not fucking playing that

[tall owl]

gg

[clear mulch]

what is that file name

[unborn cliff]

city boy

.mp3

[tall owl]

i spent over 1000 dollars trying to find another bp bs 😭 😭

[primal epoch]

no, old balatro theme better

[clear mulch]

him him him her

[unborn cliff]

bodies

bodies

bodies

bodies

[fresh vessel]

invis is back

worth taking?

[clear mulch]

isnt this the "all themes in one"?

[unborn cliff]

ALWAYS invis

[quick umbra]

holy shit guys, i might be on to something here (this is ante 3 btw)

[unborn cliff]

goodbye chad

[cloud sinew]

how is this "old balatro theme"?

[primal epoch]

yeah

[fresh vessel]

i think chad gotta go

[cloud sinew]

The Plant is coming

[quick umbra]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT

[primal epoch]

it was the original version before they turned it into separate songs

[cloud sinew]

source?

[clear mulch]

kris... why are you fucking red

[primal epoch]

ITS THE TEXTUREPACK GUY

[quick umbra]

WAIT DO I TAKE BOTH BLUEPRINT AND PHOTOGRAPH HERE ?????

[quick umbra]

yes, it's me, hello !

[primal epoch]

dude your texturepack is the best thing I've been using it

[quick umbra]

oh awesome ! thank you !

[primal epoch]

ask thunk

[quick umbra]

it's otdated atm tho lol

i added more stuff

[primal epoch]

yeah lol

[clear mulch]

add bluestorm compatability

or i sad

example: 😢

[quick umbra]

i added some more details to modified cards

[cloud sinew]

i'm asking you how you know that "it was the original version"

[quick umbra]

gradients mostly

[tacit quail]

They said skipping can't be done

[primal epoch]

because internet say so

Internet no lie

[quick umbra]

so do i take photograph here or nah ?

[cloud sinew]

"internet" where on the internet

[primal epoch]

the place that I found the information

[cloud sinew]

so you don't have a source

[fresh vessel]

selling chad killed me

[primal epoch]

I don't recall

[fresh vessel]

💔💔💔

[primal epoch]

why did you

[cloud sinew]

ante scaling killed you

[tacit quail]

Rate the skip run build for 9/9

[rough stone]

i have a question regarding brainstorm mod and goldstake.

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general

[tacit quail]

Lucky card andy

[rough stone]

thanks

[primal epoch]

kdprod, man, dude, guy

I told you to trust my judgment

[fresh vessel]

i will naninf one day

[sleek valley]

This run about to pop off

[primal epoch]

I forsee great problems

[sleek valley]

Oh. I do too. But its funny

[primal epoch]

take anaglyph, trust

it cant possibly go wrong

[fresh vessel]

time for some plasma deck

[primal epoch]

Coward

[cloud sinew]

the voucher is called Hieroglyph

[fresh vessel]

going to chipsmaxx

[fresh vessel]

capitalization 🤮

[primal epoch]

heiro, ana, same thing

[cloud sinew]

wrong

[primal epoch]

why do you hate me 🥲

[cloud sinew]

not a single shared letter

[fresh vessel]

who’s yalls favorite music artist

mine is local thunk

[primal epoch]

toby fox, with louisf as a close second

[cloud sinew]

do you think localthunk made balatro's music /genq

[fresh vessel]

no lol

[fresh vessel]

that was this guy

louisf

[primal epoch]

louisf

goated

[frank grove]

thunk did do a great job mixing it though

[primal epoch]

very true

[fresh vessel]

mixing isn’t real

[primal epoch]

the music is so great

[fresh vessel]

as a producer

[primal epoch]

as also that, agreed

[fresh vessel]

mixing is a social construct

[sleek valley]

Might actually be good. My score is 1.3m before counting steel triggers and the chips from the specific straight i play, so I probably could use some time to scale more or at least up my money

[fresh vessel]

WE are clipping our masters

[primal epoch]

ante 8 big boss might blindside you, scaling could actually be good

[primal epoch]

WE just throw some reverb on it and call it a day

[fresh vessel]

holy synergy ❤️‍🩹

[primal epoch]

holy cheeks

[rough stone]

just wnna share my C+/C++ grind

[clever sage]

nightmare blunt rotation

[rough stone]

Abandoned
Erratic
Plasma
Ghost
Anaglyph
Checkered

Completed

Black
Nebula
Green
Zodiac
Magic
Painted
Red
Blue
Yellow

[primal epoch]

Todd is the one who brought it

[rough stone]

6/15 decks remaining, i am excited

[fresh vessel]

chad rolled for all them

but he did a shit job

[rough stone]

i am doinf them inorder of least to most favorite

[primal epoch]

had to do it again

[clever sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/king-xavier-woods-wwe

[fresh vessel]

gs bro hope you get it soon

[rough stone]

i also only have jokerless remaining

[clever sage]

odd todd after adding 31 chips

[primal epoch]

Todd so goated

[fresh vessel]

to the blunt?

[rough stone]

i for some reason got 2 yoricks in a row

[fresh vessel]

that would be yucky

[primal epoch]

yes

[rough stone]

in 2 different runs

even though I golded it the first time

[primal epoch]

dont knock it till you've tried it

[fresh vessel]

i wonder if girls find balatro attractive

hold up gonna tell shorty my high score

[clever sage]

im a girl

[primal epoch]

worst she can say is

[cloud sinew]

you're not girls though

sorry

[fresh vessel]

i think i got a worse blunt rotation

[rich mauve]

homeless build

[cloud sinew]

the only things i have to complain about are that you have multiple +mults and you have throwback

[tacit quail]

dis dat shit i get every time i pull red card

[cloud sinew]

with a gold blue seal in each

[fresh vessel]

i’m restarting this bs

[primal epoch]

throwback is throwin it back, as my friend always says

[cloud sinew]

throwing you back to ante 1

[tacit quail]

I Love You First Shop Riff Raff 💖

[clever sage]

throwback praying he doesnt get sold

[tacit quail]

free 10$ instant profit

[primal epoch]

photochad could appear

[tacit quail]

fuck that

[cloud sinew]

hex stays to prevent it from appearing 😎

[tacit quail]

rebate

[primal epoch]

would be so funny though

[fresh vessel]

yall got any tips for orange stake

[tacit quail]

i don want it

[fresh vessel]

red deck

[clear mulch]

ye

[tacit quail]

its gold but easier play it like gold

[primal epoch]

dont lose, and dont sell all your jokers

[tacit quail]

well no actually rentals are clutch

[clear mulch]

girls are better tho

[fresh vessel]

oh shitttt

[tacit quail]

its gold but same difficulty

[clever sage]

you can press left click to select cards in your hand

[clear mulch]

woah

you seriosu?

[clever sage]

very useful thing that saved a lot of my runs

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[clear mulch]

i thought it was a card observer sim

[clever sage]

look into his eyes and tell him that you hate him

[fresh vessel]

eternal rebate looking at me like the loml rn

[serene forge]

it sucks

certificate much better

[clear mulch]

i hate her

[fresh vessel]

i’m taking eternal rebate idgaf

[clever sage]

dont talk bad about his malewife

[clear mulch]

talks good

ohio tounge

ohio stare

ohio backflip

[fresh vessel]

maybe eternal rebate wasn’t the move

[clever sage]

⁨*⁩w bloodstone⁨*⁩

[clear mulch]

lies

[fresh vessel]

what the FUCK is that right joker

[clever sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/w-speed-ishowspeed-1

[fresh vessel]

🤮🤮🤮

[tacit quail]

whatever this shit is

[fresh vessel]

yall fw gunna?

[primal epoch]

my theory is being proven

worst jokers in the game

[clear mulch]

its not the worst, but eternal is a no

[clever sage]

the hand series of jokers are fine but they're not worth the eternal

[clear mulch]

so smarts

[fresh vessel]

walkie talkie sounds like 10 flush five to me

[clever sage]

walkie talkie is honestly one of my top ten jokers

[fresh vessel]

it’s SO strong early

[clear mulch]

i never understood what the connection between walkie talkies and 10s and 4s is

[clever sage]

i with the 10 - 6 cards had a retrigger like hack or sock n buskin

[fresh vessel]

you’re joking right?

[tacit quail]

soul or skip for 3 mult

[clever sage]

honestly i dont get it either

[clear mulch]

im literally a fool

[tacit quail]

might be remove business card rn

[fresh vessel]

it’s a code that you say over radio to communicate “understood”

[primal epoch]

ante 1 rocket for free o.o

[fresh vessel]

“im going in”

“10-4”

[clear mulch]

ok

[clever sage]

oh awesome

[lost vault]

meow!

[clear mulch]

awesomesauce*

[clear mulch]

miao

[lost vault]

:3

moaw

[fresh vessel]

nya

[lost vault]

..

nyah

[primal epoch]

CRYPTID JUST CHILLIN IN THE SHOP

[viral ledge]

worst negative tag ever

[primal epoch]

this is why we ghost deck

[fresh vessel]

best early game build i’ve ever gotten

[lost vault]

negative tag is just bad

could be worse tho

[quick umbra]

good run so far i'd say

[viral ledge]

yea im taking it mostly because its funny

[lost vault]

eternal rental showman

guh

[primal epoch]

he wants to observe your run, you should be honored

[clear mulch]

top 10 abits of highly intelligent people:

• acts like a kibty 😸
• has kibty avatar decoration 😼
• repeat 4 times

[viral ledge]

true

[lost vault]

can confirm

i an intellegente

[tacit quail]

i got so much aura rn

[lost vault]

zaamn

[clear mulch]

top 10 aura moments in soccer

compilation

[tacit quail]

gonna be loading up with editions now

[lost vault]

editions mor elike miditions

blueprint mail though 👀 👂

[tacit quail]

yeh its good

[earnest pelican]

Gotta actually be my most blessed gold stake run ever

[sleek valley]

Amber Acorn is a funny finisher blind when all your jokers are the same

[primal epoch]

stupid theory is real

[clear mulch]

thats good

[primal epoch]

he wont stop coming back

[lost vault]

whatvstupid theory

crazy idea

[primal epoch]

I hate him and his brothers

[lost vault]

dont take him

save uour money

[primal epoch]

well duh

he sucks

[clear mulch]

😢

as a sly joker i am offended

[primal epoch]

NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO

NONONONONONO

[cloud sinew]

crafty the goat

[primal epoch]

(VERY BAD WORDS)

GAGGHGHG

[clear mulch]

lesbian

bluestorm

[primal epoch]

STUPIDSTORM

[clear mulch]

kils

[primal epoch]

im going to commit mass multiplication

[fiery pier]

Hop on deadlock

[primal epoch]

everyone around me × 0

[clear mulch]

you included

muehehehe

[fiery pier]

Type shit

[cloud sinew]

astroconst is also peak

[primal epoch]

"nobody making it out of here alive, me included" -coreyxkenshin

[quick umbra]

well rip

[tacit quail]

i'm strush building

[clear mulch]

hold tab and press boss reroll

[quick umbra]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

[primal epoch]

chat

ragebait

[clear mulch]

theres also stone and hologram yuri

[quick umbra]

looks good, did you draw it ?

[primal epoch]

next shop had Chad

[fiery pier]

Balatruri

[primal epoch]

I could've had it all

[tiny canyon]

This run is struggling, awful start. Is it worth trying to hard pivot into ancient? (Basically no levels btw on any cards, currently playing FH)

[quick cloak]

just reset bro

[sleek valley]

Painted deck has been a ride to climb through. I enjoyed it in the early stakes, hated it in the mid stakes, and im back to loving it in the high stakes

[tiny canyon]

That is bad advice for any run.

[quick cloak]

brutal

[quick cloak]

what the hell

[cloud sinew]

no, its by leplapin

[clear mulch]

lesb ian

[quick cloak]

i always thiught holo was a guy

[clear mulch]

by u/Revolutionary_Lab670

[clear mulch]

its a playing card

[cloud sinew]

holo is so tiny

he weigh only a gram!!!

[quick cloak]

ur not seeing what im seeing

[clear mulch]

bros not even real

no.... YOURE REAL.TO MEE

[quick cloak]

in my heart he is

[cloud sinew]

holograham

[lost vault]

miaw

[clear mulch]

maow

[cloud sinew]

skinky what joker would you be

[lost vault]

i dunno

[primal epoch]

WHAT

[lost vault]

the knife

[primal epoch]

HUH

[lost vault]

:3

[primal epoch]

HE PLAGUES ME ETERNAL

[lost vault]

okay brah

[clear mulch]

no its stickerless

not eternal

dummy!

[patent sail]

🐈

[primal epoch]

second crafty joker this run

ante 3 btw

what

the

mult

[cloud sinew]

i would be Horse

[patent sail]

Get 4 and craft super crafty joker

[lost vault]

horse

likee from the mod ?

[cloud sinew]

no the vanilla joker

[clear mulch]

i would be pink joker

[lost vault]

oh yeah

[cloud sinew]

🐴

[lost vault]

i fogot

[primal epoch]

a bar walks into a horse

[cloud sinew]

they have the emoji for it

[primal epoch]

wait

[lost vault]

the jorse

[primal epoch]

no

[patent sail]

I would be the uh

Idk

[clear mulch]

378

[earnest pelican]

there's just no way lol

I know it's bait

[earnest pelican]

but I kinda wanna see what it is

[primal epoch]

Trib

he shall arrive

[lost vault]

no more photo

[lost vault]

gng

[patent sail]

Invisible joker

I like spreading misinformation, he looks like he would do that

[primal epoch]

he's gotta be in there

[lost vault]

THEY ALREADY HAVE TRIB

[primal epoch]

lmao

[clear mulch]

then canio

[lost vault]

which legends have you gold staked if any

cuz on gs the game blocks any stickered legendaries from spawning

to make c++ less atrocious

[primal epoch]

I lost the run

crafty replaced what could have been any kind of mult

[lost vault]

noob

[nova junco]

i feel the call

[thick nova]

What do I do never had a setup this good 😭😭

[nova junco]

you uhhhh just win?

[nova junco]

DO I DO IT

[thick nova]

Yeah but what one do I sell😂

[vocal rose]

erm

[manic zealot]

you can probably sell oops into the boss and start copying cat

[vocal rose]

your scoring is from cat

you can just triple copy it and one tap the boss

[nova junco]

the boss doesnt say the jokers dont score

[thick nova]

Yeah my cat is at 11.5

[vocal rose]

you dont need to sell

[manic zealot]

oh yeah you actually don't even have to sell anything probably

true

[vocal rose]

bruh

you're good

😭

[nova junco]

BRUH

😭

[full orbit]

Swap fist for constellation?

[thick nova]

Oh I’ve had a fucking nightmare here haven’t I 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[glad viper]

idk

[thick nova]

Sorry I’m zooted ffs

[manic zealot]

idk about that, maybe ramen is the play

because it's a bit late for a constellation, ante 8

[turbid nova]

At first I thought “This late?” But then I saw your perkeo

Sure why not

[thick citrus]

Help what I can do

[atomic trout]

Noo

[full orbit]

But perkeo

[manic zealot]

oh yeahh I forgot you have perkeo and a blueprint

in that case yes it's worth

[full orbit]

Sweet

[turbid nova]

Ante 17 and you didn’t see director’s cut at all?

That sucks

[solid garden]

cry ptobably

[manic zealot]

omg

[solid garden]

rip

[atomic trout]

Glass Card SUUUUUUUUUUCKS

[solid garden]

double - investment?

big money

[manic zealot]

frfr

[lost vault]

holy money

[atomic trout]

How does anyone win with Ass Joker?

Glass Joker

[molten pivot]

does anyone have tips for always getting high scores even on bad seeds

and should i play plasma cuz ion really like it

but i heard its good

[manic zealot]

you gotta get those glass to break, even just one break and it's decent xmult. but sometimes it doesn't break and I'm assuming this is why you're calling glass joker ass joker

[hot jackal]

Idk but is hack and Fibonacci good synergy

[pallid ferry]

why did the jack of spades just kiss me

[solid garden]

shaw!!

kinda

[solid garden]

lmaoo

[hot jackal]

2, 3, 5, 8 and ace have mult when you have Fibonacci and hack retriggers 2, 3, 4 and 5

That's probably good

[solid garden]

you have to play bigger hands to realised the potential of retriggers

like 3oak and higher

pairs still work but the more cards the better

[turbid nova]

A 2 3 4 5 straights

[solid garden]

or that

[turbid nova]

For the longest time I thought you couldn’t do this

Is that how it works in regular poker too?

[hot jackal]

You can do that???

[turbid nova]

Yeah

[solid garden]

yeah

[turbid nova]

And appearently that’s why superposition is called that

[solid garden]

yeah

[light brook]

holy ass planet cards ✌️

[solid garden]

where credit

[light brook]

elaborate (what does this mean)

[hot jackal]

That's so op

[honest dawn]

Bus is great

[solid garden]

I tried to meme about credit card in the pack

[atomic trout]

They never break

Not one damned once

[hot jackal]

Maybe it's because A is Kinda like a 1

[atomic trout]

Jack of of spades. None!

[turbid nova]

Yep

[sudden river]

jokers in the collection menu should be arranged by rarity

besides legendaries being last, what is the logic of their organization currently?

[primal epoch]

I would be disappointed but this run has been so good i dont even care

[hot jackal]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Balatro?

[primal epoch]

red seal lucky cards 🤤

[lost vault]

pairs are way too cracked bruh

[primal epoch]

I'm tempted

[lost vault]

by?

[primal epoch]

DNA, I need more red seal lucky cards

I'll just hope for Death and press on

[hot jackal]

Aight I have an idea for a build

[lost vault]

youd have to sell photo or chad

[hot jackal]

I've never tried it so idk if it's good but

[primal epoch]

exactly, and they're both so nice and shiny

[sullen aspen]

there is no way I just had a run centered around 8ball😭

[sleek valley]

Damn, my triple steel buuld only made it to ante 11

[hot jackal]

Hack, Fibonacci, walkie talkie, devious joker and crazy joker

[primal epoch]

hate 8ball

[primal epoch]

evil

[sullen aspen]

I also did

until now

[nova junco]

I lost a run because there wasn't a single mult trigger in 16 lucky card triggers

bruh

[willow frost]

why

[primal epoch]

heart of the cards man

[willow frost]

rip

[sleek valley]

I had higher hopes for this. I blame the certificate for clogging my deck fo 6 whole antes. It was needed to get all the blue seals and tarots that got me here, but it was a pain to declutter afterwards

[blazing kernel]

cmon man...

[willow frost]

bro biting the hand that fed him

[quick cloak]

i was once 3 off a win btw

this game hates is

[primal epoch]

oh man I think that was my fault, my lucky card just triggered 6 times in a row and now I have $60

[hot jackal]

Think about it

You can do A2345 straights

Hack retriggers 2, 3, 4 and 5

Fibonacci gives 2, 3, 5, 8 and A +8 mult

[willow frost]

the only two jokers that matter there are hack and fib

[hot jackal]

Walki talkie gives +10 chips and +4 mult to 10 or 4

Crazy and devious joker make straights better

Gives more chips and mults and shi

[willow frost]

i actually want to yell at you (jokingly) but this is discord so id just sound genuinely angry lol

[primal epoch]

uhoh

sorry photo, it was fun

[hot jackal]

Why

[willow frost]

i do it a lot with my friends

anyway after hack and fib theres much better builds to be imagining

sure they all make for a nice ante 6 straight build but after hack and fib you could be doing anything else lol

its like locking in on smiley and scary face synergy lol

[willow frost]

does that win

[primal epoch]

yeah

[willow frost]

nice

[primal epoch]

lucky card red seal

my cat is at ×7

plus lvl22 high card

it's not photo but it'll do

fingers crossed chat

[hasty onyx]

How does Roffle just somehow manage to get 12 million negative stencil jokers on gold stake every time he makes a vid

How does he do this

[primal epoch]

invis time

DOUBLE BLOODSTONE O.O

[full orbit]

My best run yet

[primal epoch]

oh come on

[pastel pagoda]

Streamer luck

[primal epoch]

immediately hit psychic and the game kept giving me all my kings

literally suffering from success

[swift lodge]

help

would it actually be better to ankh here

or just take the immolate

[alpine nest]

What's ur

Levels

And

[pastel pagoda]

Ankh the egg fr

[alpine nest]

What's nova at

[swift lodge]

lv 2 pair

[pastel pagoda]

(dont)

[hasty onyx]

(Do)

Ankh the eggoat NOW

[full orbit]

GG

[alpine nest]

Just immolate

[swift lodge]

i agree

thanks

[pastel pagoda]

But the funny egg tho

Think of the temperance value

[swift lodge]

i still have it

[swift lodge]

its like a shiny tutorial pokemon you have to kill

[pastel pagoda]

You could have 2 eggs

[thick citrus]

😔

[hasty onyx]

tell me about the rabbits photo

[thick citrus]

The seed is PTHPY8LM

[woven spire]

I played a seed today that had a bp in first shop and a brainstorm in second, couldn’t get neither lol

[south owl]

is this good chat

[primal epoch]

ALRIGHT

WHO

DID THIS

[woven spire]

I think winning by 6.890.251 chips is indeed good, yeah

[analog estuary]

months ago i said black deck aint that hard, and i finally stand corrected

[pastel pagoda]

Pretty good

[analog estuary]

i hate this deck so much and i mean SO MUCH

[south owl]

thanks

[analog estuary]

a girl would say its average

[south owl]

ballright

where do i put blueprint\

[molten pivot]

why

[south owl]

i feel like if it got 7 million i should keep it there

[woven spire]

AJ

[woven spire]

yes

[primal epoch]

exact same thing just happened to me

3 seconds ago

[analog estuary]

ancient

[molten pivot]

lol

[south owl]

that was with 1 glass card too

[primal epoch]

no credit card in the buffoon pack either

[south owl]

and lvl 0 flush

[pastel pagoda]

Maybe theres a credit card in the standardr pack?

[primal epoch]

wasn't in there either

[south owl]

i lost at ante 7

YEOO

HOLY CLUTCH

[pastel pagoda]

Put the queen in the back

[pastel pagoda]

nvm

[south owl]

why

[pastel pagoda]

Im blind

[woven spire]

with a glass card you should copy hanging chad and put the glass first

if you don’t play a glass card just copy ancient

[glossy mortar]

Hey soooo what do I do when I get 2 Legendaries in an unseeded run because I’m losing my mind right now, especially since these two do NOT work together at all xD

[pastel pagoda]

Take the goddam dna

[woven spire]

foccus in one

[primal epoch]

rage. bait.

[south owl]

am i cooked

[swift lodge]

no fucking way

i hate this fucking game

[woven spire]

you alr have trading card and DNA so i would go all in with the canio

[swift lodge]

just kidding

[primal epoch]

NO SHOT

😭

[swift lodge]

shouldve thought

instead of

[pastel pagoda]

Goddamit the soul killed sans again

[swift lodge]

like

[south owl]

w

[woven spire]

No, just think before playing your hands

[reef oyster]

what is the best poker hand to try and do a run on

[swift lodge]

pairs

[south owl]

dang it i only won by 2 billion!

[woven spire]

lol

[reef oyster]

and how do i set it up

[south owl]

i need to upgrade flush

[primal epoch]

what if instead of all this hassle i just cut to the chase and have jimbo just beat me mercilessly with a sack full of quarters

same result, saves time

[primal epoch]

luck

[woven spire]

Idk abt same result

ain’t a bad idea tho

[primal epoch]

feels the same

[pastel pagoda]

Depends on if your country has free healthcare or not

[woven spire]

fair point

[primal epoch]

America says no

[woven spire]

then i would keep it on the mental illness, dont get physical

[glossy mortar]

It was all for naut. The next boss kills you 100% of the time.

[primal epoch]

I'm going to lock jimbo in a room with 14,000 live snakes

[woven spire]

what is it

[glossy mortar]

This run was scuffed from the start. No money at all.

[deep fossil]

Snakes? Are they invisible?

[glossy mortar]

Play 5 cards.

[pastel pagoda]

Are they poisonous

[primal epoch]

I just got hit with psychic on my high card run with like 4 billion kings in my deck

[primal epoch]

no

[pastel pagoda]

Free food

[woven spire]

and solid?

[primal epoch]

but they're very territorial

[deep fossil]

It’s almost like no one hears a word they say…

[primal epoch]

WAIT

ITS YOU

JIMBO

[glossy mortar]

Honestly if anything this proves one thing. Trib is the worst Legendary xD all other legendaries I’ve found resulted in a slam dunk win on white stake. Trib is the first to result in a total failure.

[deep fossil]

??

[primal epoch]

YOU

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

[fervent wolf]

I really gotta get it over with >.<

[deep fossil]

Oh I forgot I set my name to Jimbo hold on I’ll be right back

[glossy mortar]

Here’s the seed if you wanna look at them.

[primal epoch]

T61R9ZJY

that was my super cool seed

[deep fossil]

I’m not Jimbo bro

[primal epoch]

you're still sans

we still have beef, leave my mother alone

[pastel pagoda]

No you are not not Jimbo. You are NotJimbo

[deep fossil]

No, she’s the goat

[lost vault]

meow

[fervent wolf]

●_●

[primal epoch]

shut up, bonehead

[lost vault]

mrreow

[deep fossil]

Okay krismas

[fervent wolf]

Meoww >_<

[lost vault]

nyaaa

[deep fossil]

*it snew

[wary zodiac]

im actually kinda upset about losing this run

[primal epoch]

snewed

[fervent wolf]

Nyaa ^v^

[pastel pagoda]

sneweded*

[primal epoch]

ugh I miss my super awesome lucky card build

[lost vault]

mrrrrrp~

[wary zodiac]

gay

[lost vault]

yes

[wary zodiac]

is that the evil and intimidating horse

[woven spire]

no that’s the gay horse

[wary zodiac]

i see

easy mistake to make

[primal epoch]

that horse is a criminal

[lost vault]

👀

[pastel pagoda]

How do we know its gay?

[lost vault]

can i meet this horse

[woven spire]

The Flag to his right.

[primal epoch]

you're talking to em

[lost vault]

hai

[pastel pagoda]

Fair enough

[primal epoch]

neigh

[lost vault]

maow

:3

[woven spire]

left*

i’m dumb

[deep fossil]

And dumb

[primal epoch]

horse.mp3

[fervent wolf]

0_0

[lost vault]

mrrrrph~

[woven spire]

hello dumb

[primal epoch]

oats

Mmmmm

[modern panther]

Holy take

[deep fossil]

Did you take it

[woven spire]

playing balatro while watching balatro

[primal epoch]

why is roffle looking at it too lmfao

[modern panther]

Actually, maybe not because it's eternal

[woven spire]

LOL

he looking straight at the pack

[modern panther]

It's so good on checkered that he can't help but stare

[primal epoch]

he's in awe

[deep fossil]

I have Balatro on 4 different devices and I can watch Balatro while playing Balatro on all of them, so I can have 8 balatros at once

[pastel pagoda]

Okay but what if the buffon pack has a bloodstone tho

[primal epoch]

I have it on 2

[fervent wolf]

Must be a blueprint or rebate in there >~<

[modern panther]

Dear god... I must open it

[primal epoch]

but I have a crt to play it on so I'm better

take that, snas

[woven spire]

probably an 8 ball

[modern panther]

It's a flash card and a perishable Jimbo

[deep fossil]

Nah it’s a credit card

[primal epoch]

flashcard!!!!!!!

[pastel pagoda]

Hey flash card is good

[fervent wolf]

Rental showman

[modern panther]

But hey, a flash card is a flash card

[modern panther]

Rental eternal showman

[hasty onyx]

I beat seeded gold stake on red deck feel free to ask me questions

[primal epoch]

demonight tf2, I have a question

[hasty onyx]

Whats your question soldier

[pastel pagoda]

Who do you think is the roaring knight and why is it temmie

[primal epoch]

why.

[fervent wolf]

When c++?

[hasty onyx]

We need MONEY

[primal epoch]

this accursed game

[hasty onyx]

Already done it on my first game

[deep fossil]

Sell the hex and sell the blueprint to get it

[primal epoch]

sell the blueprint to get the blueprint

[hasty onyx]

Sell the hex lmao

[primal epoch]

got it

[deep fossil]

What he’s

Hex

[fervent wolf]

Ccitbp

[heady narwhal]

hex delgrat

[deep fossil]

Cookie from cookie clicker vs egg from Balatro who wins

[modern panther]

I could... or I could just play the flush

[clear mulch]

waow so true!!!

[primal epoch]

batalro

[modern panther]

Got a holo droll and a to-do list on two pair from raffle

Should I unlock flush house or wait for flush five?

[primal epoch]

goodness gracious

[woven spire]

damn

[deep fossil]

Gang how do you have that many holo brainstorms

[primal epoch]

ankh, then invis

[deep fossil]

Ohh

[modern panther]

Showman, ankh, invis. Plenty of ways

[sly prairie]

Ship it!

[primal epoch]

jear desus...

[woven spire]

cya in 3 minutes

[modern panther]

Hey, @woven spire what do you think?

[woven spire]

if you want to unlock a hand make sure you will stick to it, no need to unlock another planet you will not be using

what was that lol

[fervent wolf]

Splash got on my phone for a sec

[primal epoch]

what are they copying 😭

[woven spire]

brainstorm.

[primal epoch]

build that does absolutely nothing, go!

[fervent wolf]

Yeah I was gonna lose anyways

[hasty onyx]

Pain when you get a legendary but your setup is so good that it wouldnt provide literally anything

[fervent wolf]

_<

[frank grove]

I LOVE glass joker

[primal epoch]

pain is when you lose a really good run because of one single mistake

almost makes a man want to savescumm

[neon jackal]

No baron?

[hasty onyx]

I accidentally discarded instead of played on like ante 14 and hit this

[primal epoch]

couldn't find him

[hasty onyx]

Nvm gif wont load

[primal epoch]

no gifs here

[neon jackal]

you’re actually insane

[primal epoch]

thunk banned em

[hasty onyx]

Dyk why or

[primal epoch]

he didn't like em

[cloud sinew]

they flood chat

[fervent wolf]

Ik. Nyaa >=<

[primal epoch]

you can still send them though

[neon jackal]

it’d be crazy if they all copied a bloodstone yk

[cloud sinew]

its just tenor gifs that are banned

[frank grove]

thank you glass joker, my goat

[fervent wolf]

×_×

[cloud sinew]

but dont push your luck, avoid spamming/flooding or thunk will just ban gifs entirely

[neon jackal]

grass jonkler

[primal epoch]

for a second I thought that the glass joker was just a regular jimbo and I was really confused

[primal epoch]

why would I ever want to spam 😭

[frank grove]

also ecto hitting drunkard probably the good hit there

[fervent wolf]

Repost

[primal epoch]

groen blaadje lmao

[hasty onyx]

Why is Yorick so divisive

Ive deadass seen ppl say they’d rather get the 10

[shut shore]

Planning on playing pairs (lvl 5), just got pants (still +0) for scaling and supernova on shop

Should i shift to two pairs? And should i took anything? Banner seems contradictive with Rebate and i technically already have some chips from foil

I could maybe sell blackboard

[frank grove]

selling blackboard is probably not the best idea?

[fervent wolf]

Banner leaves for Chad

Imo

[frank grove]

yeah, or just nothing

[cloud sinew]

Because of high score / naneinf focused players

[frank grove]

you have a uranus lvl you can get two pairs going fairly quickly

[shut shore]

Alright

[lost vault]

why is triboulet so high

[frank grove]

people like triboulet a lot cause its like preset idol i guess

[cloud sinew]

high score / endless focused players

[lost vault]

fair

mrrp

[frank grove]

ive been wanting to do a tier list but i would get killed for some of my opinions i think

[reef oyster]

how do i skip a booster pack for red card

[frank grove]

the skip button

[primal epoch]

"how to close the game" steam guides be like

[frank grove]

😭

[reef oyster]

i see im slow

[hasty onyx]

Trib is maximum X10 mult if all your cards in hand are kings or queens which you can get for any played card in like 5 antes with blueprint and hologoat