🕹・game-discussion

[tall sky]

that sounds erotic

grote

[frank grove]

jimbos grote

[tall sky]

probably extra great blind

directly translated

[atomic trout]

In Mexico Spanish it would be "esposas"

Or your wife haha

[hasty onyx]

Ive been playing this game for so long that my mind had just turned to sludge and i’m just mindlessly clicking shit

[atomic trout]

But it's the Manacle. Not Handcuffs

[patent sail]

this is about how i feel after like 2 hours of playing

[tall sky]

and this is my favourite tarot card of them all in dutch

it's de dood

[patent sail]

Dude Person

[tall sky]

look at this dood

[patent sail]

i mean he does have a big dood alright

[tall sky]

I don't believe I'd know what any of these do if not for the text in the front

what the fuck do you mean sigil is tekken

[hasty onyx]

It does create a dood

[clear mulch]

you got de dood!

[tall sky]

in vlammen

[hasty onyx]

It loons just like you poindexter

[clear mulch]

i agree whatever that means

[tall sky]

NO SHOT

i never looked at these but

THEY'RE CALLED LOL BRO PACKS

a buffoon is LOLBROE

[clear mulch]

lol, bro

[tall sky]

dutch is such a funny language

[last geyser]

Does stone joker even exist

[earnest pelican]

just beat black deck gold stake with this silly lineup

[tall sky]

you got some good jokers stickered

[last geyser]

Nice

[earnest pelican]

I'm going for a 2nd C++ so yeah, glad I got Throwback and Space Joker done

[last geyser]

How many are you on

[frank grove]

space joker is the goat

i love that guy

[earnest pelican]

Just started the acct a few days ago and have only gold staked 3 decks, 13 jokers so far

[last geyser]

Nice

[weary drum]

havent played in a while, is this positioning good enough or should i chnage something

[patent sail]

one copy on idol one on sock i think? idk tho i need to calculate

[acoustic kettle]

Should be good

[calm furnace]

is this the greatest jimbo of all time?

[vale widget]

Heyo
Shouldn't ancient joker only roll suits that are in the deck?

[calm furnace]

no

[frank grove]

no

it rolls all suits cannot choose the same one twice

[vale widget]

Oh damn

I thought it was good

Got bamboozled

[calm furnace]

its great

not good

[frank grove]

yeah

[patent sail]

bloodstone if it wasnt bloodstone

[acoustic kettle]

Bloodstone wishes it can be aj

[vale widget]

It's quite ass if you can't reliably proc it

[frank grove]

wilds with aj is NICE

[earnest pelican]

My space joker is now 0/24, bro must have put in PTO and I forgot

[calm furnace]

whos stopping you from proccing

unless you on checkered

[patent sail]

deckfixing thats been done and cant be undone

[acoustic kettle]

Just shape your deck equal in all suits

[frank grove]

or build a bunch of wilds

[calm furnace]

the problem with aj is that wild cards are shit

[vale widget]

ok but that's not optimal

[frank grove]

yeah

if wilds were better

[calm furnace]

if wild cards gets buffed it will be insanely better

[acoustic kettle]

Well wilds aren't good because boss blinds

[frank grove]

yeah

[calm furnace]

flush not forming with a wild card is ass

[frank grove]

aj does get fucked by boss blinds more than others

[acoustic kettle]

Well skip for suit bosses

[frank grove]

yeah obviously

[calm furnace]

can skip just fine its the problem is that you want wild cards to keep suits balanced but bosses kill wild cards

[fresh vessel]

invisible joker is so fire

[acoustic kettle]

It's only weakness is leaf

[calm furnace]

unless you had 5 eternals it doesn't care

chad + ancient alone clears all bosses at 400k

[acoustic kettle]

Well yeah

[fresh vessel]

saw my brother playing baltro at game speed 1 with no high contrast mode, was yucky lowk

[weak relic]

Stinky

[calm furnace]

wild cards should either target two cards or get changed

[tall owl]

john balatro

[frank grove]

has thunk said what the changes to wilds are yet?

[acoustic kettle]

Idk

[strange compass]

Guys are seeds different based on how many jokers you have unlocked?

[acoustic kettle]

I think he said it stays at one

[frank grove]

yeah

and that them acting as all ranks would be confusing

[strange compass]

I posted a Madness and Burnt card seed and someone said that they found Wee instead of Burnt

I am pretty sure I don't have wee unlocked

[calm furnace]

no

a seed is a seed

[frank grove]

yeah but if you dont have bp unlocked it wont show up in seeds with bp no?

[acoustic kettle]

Idk

I haven't unlocked c2

Never found it in seeded

[muted glen]

he has

[frank grove]

what did he say?

[tiny gust]

How should i put my jokers?

[clear mulch]

highest xmult on the leftmost

+mult righr after that one

and the remaining on the right

[severe umbra]

I GOT 100%!

[tiny gust]

Thanks!

[tall owl]

ante 3 gaming bro 😭

this is crazy

[clear mulch]

do i sell raised fist for sly joker? both busses are at 98

[frank grove]

sly is kinda like a polychrome right now right?

[clear mulch]

yea, 1.5x

problem is eternal

[frank grove]

yeah but this isnt going far in endless anyway so

[clear mulch]

i dont play endless

[frank grove]

yeah then ante 8 eternals wont matter

[clear mulch]

what if my scoring isnt enough and i just so happen to find a better xmult later on 😟

it is what it is

sly

[glad viper]

maybe

[clear mulch]

ice cream on the next roll, fuck my chud life

[calm furnace]

sly is goated

[frank grove]

if you find better x mult like a blackboard or something you just replace acro so you can use it more than once

[glad viper]

i like you less

[frank grove]

i dont play endless ever either

[clear mulch]

i will not be interacting with you

endless is scawy

[calm furnace]

endless loses its charm once you do it like 10 times

[clear mulch]

that means youre scawy too

[glad viper]

סיכלדלכתכלרלךכעךג

[calm furnace]

eventually you will learn whats the maximum ante each build gets

[clear mulch]

why are you going to the doctor

[frank grove]

endless is boring its a lot of the same stuff

[strange compass]

I've done two gold stakes so far one on Gold Deck and one on Ghost Deck. Which one should I go for next that is also not that hard to clear gold stake

[calm furnace]

i only do endless if i wanna do silly stuff like see how much i can scale hologram or destroy all ny cards

[tall owl]

ante 4 i have like 10 red seal kings this seed is so peak

[glad viper]

why not

[patent sail]

if im gonna draw an obelisk claymore/sword, which boss blind should i include as like

a decoration? idk? i wanna include one like that cuz why not

[frank grove]

do the one where you cant play the same hand more than once

[clear mulch]

the mouth, its in theme with obelisk

or was it the rye

i meant the eye

[frank grove]

yeah the eye

[acoustic kettle]

Eye

[patent sail]

yeah i was also thinking one of those

[turbid nova]

Mouth is the one where you have to play the same one

[patent sail]

technically both can hurt obelisk in their own ways, but yeah eye is more likely

[tall owl]

id say this is an ok score for ante 4

[clear mulch]

it is

[turbid nova]

In general mouth would be worse for Obelisk right?

[ornate otter]

Am i crazy why is this a commen

[patent sail]

image doesnt load but i swear to god if its like 100 million or something like that

[clear mulch]

226k

[calm furnace]

its a banana not a star fruit

[turbid nova]

Bc Gros michel has to die first

[patent sail]

it technically takes some effort to get

[calm furnace]

bananas are common

[patent sail]

so its a good payoff

[clear mulch]

because i like banana

[patent sail]

always gamble 🗣🔥

[turbid nova]

Yeah especially cavendish nowadays

Gros michel should be legendary

[ornate otter]

Oh i accidently did that lol

[clear mulch]

@localthinker

[patent sail]

yeah so thats why you always take it

hoping it dies to get the better one

[naive heath]

what should bp clone here

[weary drum]

should i sell photo for showman here?

[patent sail]

reasonable

[turbid nova]

At the same time you rack up a lot of money if you get it early

[clear mulch]

yrah

white stake too

[turbid nova]

From unused hands and interest

[clear mulch]

if you think about it banana mmmhh ymmy

[patent sail]

i hate blue stake 🎊🎉

i beat gold quicker than blue

[turbid nova]

I haven’t beaten it yet

[primal epoch]

real

[clear mulch]

i dont have many issues with blue idk why

[tall owl]

too little info to know, what ante are you on and is idle online?

[clear mulch]

378 🥣

[patent sail]

i get stuck on blue for 5 balatrillion years and then ace the rest

[clear mulch]

idol is idle

[frank grove]

im so used to blue if i play anything below blue i forget about the extra discard

[weary drum]

16th, i only have diamond kings

[tall owl]

my bad spelling lol

[primal epoch]

the idle idol

[tall owl]

ngl sell photo

[clear mulch]

idle idol is cofrect tho

[primal epoch]

agreed, if you can get a second idol the value is much higher than photo

[primal epoch]

(joke)

[weary drum]

thats what i was thinking but just wanted some confirmation, thanks

[patent sail]

[tall owl]

im assuming thats how youre copying in round anyways so you still have a more optimal way to copy

ye

[glad viper]

HMMMMMM, DO I TAKE THE INVISIBLE JOKER

[clear mulch]

i dont see why not

[primal epoch]

I've never seen anyone actually use those stupid mult jokers

[clear mulch]

except for the fact you didnt send anything else

[clear mulch]

theyre good

[last geyser]

136/150

[clear mulch]

for the most part

[tall owl]

what is this joker setup 😭

[primal epoch]

I hate them, I always get them instead of better rares

[clear mulch]

its like a 25% for a rare to be one of those so yea

[twin rune]

You will seldom get a more useful rare than The Duo

[primal epoch]

LIES

[turbid nova]

Fullhouse 🔥

[glad viper]

idfk what else to send 💔

[turbid nova]

Knew it

[glad viper]

ungodly

[primal epoch]

I think the dumb mult hand jokers should be reworked at some point bc they're entirely obsolete

[tall owl]

like holy rares lmao

almost the rarest joker build

[primal epoch]

the ones that are like +10 mult if you play flush especially

[naive heath]

should i sell supernova for baseball card

[frank grove]

theyre okay early game i guess

[turbid nova]

I think the pair and the flush one are the better ones

[primal epoch]

yeah but late game they just clutter the shop

[naive heath]

supernova is currently at 19 mult

[clear mulch]

run saved ig

[frank grove]

yeah so do like most of the jokers in the game

[primal epoch]

it just seems to always be those when I see junk in the shop

probably because theres so many

[frank grove]

yeah

and they're all common so they show up a lot

[glad viper]

g

[fresh vessel]

js played bloodstone
king of hearts flush 5 thru 28 rounds and couldn’t find oops to save my life bro

i had the duo and the family

💔💔💔💔

[vocal rose]

how so?

they keep you alive early game

that’s their purpose and they serve it well

[terse vale]

yea!

[primal epoch]

I almost never see them earlygame

[terse vale]

well

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[vocal rose]

confirmation bias

[terse vale]

thats not a game problem

yeah

[clear mulch]

i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

[vocal rose]

if that’s your reason then it’s not the game

[primal epoch]

they said their line!!

[fresh vessel]

shop 1 throwback do i take it

[vocal rose]

no

[serene forge]

no sell photo

[frank grove]

shop 1 poop do i flush it

[primal epoch]

poor guy

[clear mulch]

i died

[primal epoch]

crimson heart has never ended a run for me

[fresh vessel]

😭😭

[primal epoch]

not a real boss blind theory

[clear mulch]

flushes 🤑

[frank grove]

😭

[fresh vessel]

guys what do you think my rare tag will be

i sure hope it’s not obilisk

[clear mulch]

wee

[primal epoch]

the family

[terse vale]

[frank grove]

hit the road

[clear mulch]

is durr in the next update

[terse vale]

I mean I guess I hope it is cus obelisk is good early

[fresh vessel]

good comms

[clear mulch]

forcio

[primal epoch]

HAH

[terse vale]

“I mean I guess I hope” just put the fries in the bag man what are you doing

[primal epoch]

KNEW IT

they called me a madman...

[frank grove]

I mean like i guess you could if you wanted to i mean sure you can i hope

[fresh vessel]

i got wee and invis early game once and scaled it too ~1k

[primal epoch]

I love my wee

[fresh vessel]

i love making my wee bigger

😈

[clear mulch]

forcio

[hasty onyx]

Fuck the plant man

[terse vale]

AAARGGGG

[hasty onyx]

All my homies hate the plant

[primal epoch]

wee is the only time I dont hate hack with a passion

[primal epoch]

real

[clear mulch]

ty for this photograph

[primal epoch]

hate plant so much I own him irl

[fresh vessel]

the plant was sent from israel to destroy all of your runs that pose a threat to the idf

[clear mulch]

quarter from baldi's basics plus 0.13

[hasty onyx]

What is this object

[turbid nova]

“What Balatro merch do you own”

[strange compass]

Wee starts out small and gets so big

[tall owl]

[primal epoch]

solid aluminum Plant

I made it

[clear mulch]

the f students are inventors

[primal epoch]

why is vagabond #2 so fancy

[fresh vessel]

the A students make plant the F students buy directors cut

[glad viper]

they

[turbid nova]

Poly effect is not static

[clear mulch]

they them energy

[strange compass]

Luchador is fine shyt

[glad viper]

yeah

[primal epoch]

thank you, this really clears it up

[fresh vessel]

????

[glad viper]

yoir

yoir

YOUR

[primal epoch]

yoir

[clear mulch]

yoirck

[fresh vessel]

worst legendary joker

[primal epoch]

alas

[strange compass]

Is that speed? He looks a little different from when I saw him last time

[fresh vessel]

?/10 bait

[clear mulch]

💢

[terse vale]

I forgot if you were the one who baited last time

[hasty onyx]

Canio is worse

[primal epoch]

nah man that's Fast

[tall owl]

nah vagabond is much more fine cause wdym this my build before ante 7

[strange compass]

You mean Canio

[fresh vessel]

lol this is my first day in here so i doubt it was me

[turbid nova]

Perkeo has only shown up for me once in a run that I lost almost immediately

[terse vale]

ohhh

[hasty onyx]

The situations where Canio can scale quick are like so rare

[turbid nova]

It’s the only one I’ve never properly used

[terse vale]

baiter may become the baited

[primal epoch]

perkeo is so kind to me

[frank grove]

me at the fish shop

[strange compass]

I am the master at baiting

[terse vale]

just needs one hanged man to be worth it

[frank grove]

yeah one hung man makes the difference really

[fresh vessel]

so called “straight men” going to fishing to “master their bait” together on a boat alone for hours

[hasty onyx]

So you waste 2 antes trying to get a hanged man for like +X1 mult

[turbid nova]

And putting all your glass tarots on face cards

[frank grove]

it goes from 1x so nothing to 3x which is worth it

[fresh vessel]

immolates 👅👅👅

immolates

[patent sail]

probably should be posting in #🎨・fan-art , but its a very crude sketch for now

[turbid nova]

I’ve always thought Obelisk looks like a Nether portal

Viewed from a low angle

[fresh vessel]

what’s the worst hand

straight right?

[twin rune]

Wasting two antes trying to find an obscenely powerful tarot card even without Canio, the horror...

[hasty onyx]

Obelisk is my fav legendary

[patent sail]

mine, everything slips out of them

[primal epoch]

dude what is this game on

[terse vale]

waste? hmm .

and even then would still be worth it

[strange compass]

This is why I am pair man

[primal epoch]

ante 1 egg + giftcard??????

[patent sail]

(i dont have time today sadly 😭 ill finish tomorrow)

[primal epoch]

and no swashbuckler

[jolly relic]

is it wrong to think i should be able to obliterate people irl if they ruin something i PAID for its like effectively vandalism orr.. cyber bullying orr.. harassment or a bunch of other things. so i should definitely be able to retaliate and give them what they deserve no?

[muted timber]

probably like flush five

[frank grove]

straights are hard to draw and deckfix to but scale very well, 5oaks dont scale much better than 4oak unless you have like idol or aj or smth like that, full houses dont scale at all

[terse vale]

manifesting a vagabond

[fresh vessel]

prolly fucking not

[patent sail]

okay?

what

[jolly relic]

its okay?

[patent sail]

no?

[primal epoch]

I died soon after because all it gave me was useless eternal cards

[jolly relic]

oh

[patent sail]

i dont even understand what youre tryna say

[strange compass]

Uranus. Single pair outclasses it because it has the same mult

[patent sail]

also what a place to ask that wow

[calm furnace]

god i live rentals. i had rental half joker but sold it for abstract because its better here

[jolly relic]

someone ruined something i paid for

[hasty onyx]

How can you actually set up a high card run without really good luck because ive seen the word thrown around

[jolly relic]

perfect place

[frank grove]

what are you doing trying to blow them up with your mind? 😭

[primal epoch]

play other hands until you get lucky

[jolly relic]

i think we should be given the resources to do so instead of report functions

[fresh vessel]

not getting any good seeds today

[terse vale]

full house

[fresh vessel]

trying to naninf

[terse vale]

or 5oak

[patent sail]

my runs are usually half high card half pair

because green joker, bus and square

[strange compass]

Two pair is just pair but without the things the make pair good 😭

[fresh vessel]

only gotten one baron

[terse vale]

its a fine hand

[primal epoch]

high card is especially easy on Ghost because cryptid can just be kinda chilling in the shop

[muted timber]

you should naneinf with only droll joker

[terse vale]

a bit better chips scaling which makes it AN option

[frank grove]

two pair workks with trousers which makes it very good

[calm furnace]

two pair chip scaling is great

[hasty onyx]

What makes pair good

[terse vale]

if you’re in a pickle

[frank grove]

and the extra chips are good

[calm furnace]

even without trousers

[terse vale]

also again full house is much worse

[frank grove]

trueee

[fresh vessel]

mods oil him up

[primal epoch]

square + trousers 🤤

[frank grove]

full house sucks balls

[patent sail]

i mean you can lowk just play whatever and it still scores

especially if you add stuntman

[calm furnace]

fh is sadly worst hand in game with 5oak

[turbid nova]

Pants?

[frank grove]

stuntgoat

[fresh vessel]

ante one baron 👅👅

[hasty onyx]

-3 discards for a slightly better hand than flush

[primal epoch]

ew

[jolly relic]

terrible

[terse vale]

ante 4 death 👅 👅

[hasty onyx]

barussy

[fresh vessel]

yall js don’t know how to deck fix like me

[primal epoch]

3*

[patent sail]

ante 8 rocket

[calm furnace]

3oak with extra steps

[terse vale]

was debating on saying 3 lmao

[glad viper]

bruh.

[calm furnace]

ante 2 death unless they have fist or stm

[strange compass]

Pants don't save it imo.

[fresh vessel]

i have two of them

[primal epoch]

what is bruh about this

[calm furnace]

then gg

[frank grove]

the invis hit troub i think

[primal epoch]

oh I see

[glad viper]

depression

[primal epoch]

lmao

[calm furnace]

2nd best mult joker jn the game

[fresh vessel]

who even uses castle bro

[calm furnace]

winners

[primal epoch]

its kinda sucks

[strange compass]

I'll fix you with my deck

[frank grove]

castle is the fucking goat

[calm furnace]

it doesnt

[terse vale]

maybe better bait

[primal epoch]

man, ancient joker actually is terrible

[terse vale]

if it is bait then its really good

[glad viper]

excuse me m

[calm furnace]

more bait then a fishing boat

[primal epoch]

I didn't know until earlier that it can select a suit you don't have in your deck

[strange compass]

Disagree. It's good but doesn't beat Bus or Green joker that just gets so much mult

[muted timber]

man perkeos really just the worst joker in the game (w bait???????)

[terse vale]

OK its Slander O’ Clock let me get my piece in

uhmmmm

[primal epoch]

LISTEN TO MY REASONING

[terse vale]

hmm

[calm furnace]

• 2 is more than +1 fyi

[hasty onyx]

Thats not true because perkeo is actually a very good joker and i’m lowk gay

[primal epoch]

I had all diamonds and didn't know it can hit other nonexistent suits

which is dumb

[frank grove]

it does say that on the card

[primal epoch]

where??????

[terse vale]

also castle does not suck

[vagrant pike]

I think someone likes balatro

[terse vale]

well its not weighted

but now you know!

[strange compass]

Two pairs are not as consistent as single pair.
If you play single pair with green or bus you can just farm mults by playing hands

[terse vale]

it has a 1/3 chance to hit a suit its not on at the moment

[fresh vessel]

castle is honestly js baseball card fodder

[primal epoch]

it should be, because otherwise its just kinda rng

[calm furnace]

2 hands to do what pants does in one

[frank grove]

castle you can deck fix to only hit one suit

[terse vale]

well yeah its kinda rng but the base deck works fine with ancient

[calm furnace]

castle on checkered is so freeee

[terse vale]

just cut cards evenly

[frank grove]

and it can get to like 150 - 200 depending on how early you get it which is just great

[calm furnace]

gets to 200 mid game

[strange compass]

Pair will surpass two pair quickly

[hasty onyx]

ante 8 egg

[calm furnace]

based on what

[fresh vessel]

holy scaling

[calm furnace]

2 pair scale faster pants scale faster

[primal epoch]

I dont take it on base though, it only ever appears on highcard or flush runs for me

[calm furnace]

how pairs surpass that

[primal epoch]

I swear, jimbo hates me

[frank grove]

i guess the problem is that you might one shot more often with two pair, so you can only play a couple hands each round compared to 3/4 with pairs with green/bus/supernova

[calm furnace]

you dont take uranus until late ante 3

to ramp the pants

[frank grove]

yeah

[terse vale]

I can’t take you too seriously when every time you say something sucks its because you were unlucky with it a few times but I do get the frustration

[fresh vessel]

i like pair more personally

[calm furnace]

and you want to get to +30 which is only 15 hands

[fresh vessel]

but i think two pair can scale rlly fast

[terse vale]

you don’t take uranus like at all usually

[frank grove]

yeah

[calm furnace]

depends

[frank grove]

two pairs work really well

[calm furnace]

uranus + pants is easy win

[primal epoch]

leave uranus alone

[terse vale]

yeaj but more often than not its safer to go pair levels

or get a gooood chip joker

[calm furnace]

depends if you have a chip joker or not

or what you find in shop

[terse vale]

relying on uranus for chips is like last ditch effort

not favorable

[frank grove]

yeah

[terse vale]

it can work sometimes though!

[calm furnace]

uranus scales great chips eise

[tall owl]

ALWAYS ankh your vagabonds

[terse vale]

well yea! but consistently playing two pair can be a bit hard

thats my main problem

[calm furnace]

sometimes the water or some bosses can be annoying

but not a big deal

[frank grove]

yeah

[primal epoch]

uh.. no???

[calm furnace]

i like keeping deahs and strengths with me on 2 pair builds

[primal epoch]

holy not worth $11

[calm furnace]

to force a 2 pair

[terse vale]

well when you’re relying on uranus for chips then i’d say its the difference between life or death

[fresh vessel]

PLEASE

[frank grove]

ive been playing a lot more abandoned the past few days and two pair and 3oak are so nice with only 40 cards in deck from the start

[terse vale]

trib

[primal epoch]

manifesting him

[vestal copper]

bro gonna get a canio

[primal epoch]

I gotchu

[calm furnace]

idk on my pc profile pants is my most used mult joker and most of my wins were uranus

[fresh vessel]

RAHHHH

[vestal copper]

gg

[strange compass]

You have to play two pairs for pants while for the bus and green you just have to play your hand.
Also you will have to dig for your two pairs at times while SP can just keep wasting hands and cards, get as many seals in their hand and just win.

[primal epoch]

you're welcome

[fresh vessel]

it’s no perkeo but it’s good

[fresh vessel]

2nd time today you guess it too

[primal epoch]

I'm secretly localthunk

the real one

I monitor your balatro runs

[strange compass]

I don't even think they are comparable

[fresh vessel]

ohh thanks

when’s 1.1

[calm furnace]

there is no comparison here

[strange compass]

Uranus is pretty easily the worst hand

[glad viper]

screw it ill let you guys choose what to do

[primal epoch]

when I finish it

[fresh vessel]

which is?

[calm furnace]

pants is factually better than groker and bus

[primal epoch]

when it's done

[strange compass]

You said pants is second best mult joker

[fresh vessel]

timeframe?

[calm furnace]

it is after red card

[terse vale]

we talked about this! kinda
its full house

[calm furnace]

and this is a fact

[primal epoch]

not today

[glad viper]

ill punch you

[primal epoch]

it'll come out on a different day

[cloud sinew]

that is completely not true

[terse vale]

there’s just no reason to go for it

[fresh vessel]

BREAKING: Balto 1.1 releasing “Not Today” Says LocalThunk

[strange compass]

Maybe ye

[primal epoch]

Balto

[terse vale]

what stake

[cloud sinew]

there's very little reason to go for it over other hands

"no reason" is hyperbole

[strange compass]

Btw thoughts on straight flush or five of kinds?

[glad viper]

white, im ttyna unlike things

[forest birch]

Reroll into the ground

[frank grove]

5oak sucks

[calm furnace]

5oak is terrible

[frank grove]

straight flush is at least fun to get a build going with

[glad viper]

why 😭

[forest birch]

I'm shaking did he really say this

[primal epoch]

yup

[terse vale]

unless you’re doing like a face card run or you’re in a pinch idk

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[vestal copper]

wise

[forest birch]

You said you'd let us decide

[cloud sinew]

or you have fib/walkie talkie/triboulet/even steven...

[strange compass]

I am ready to accept it can be worse than Two Pair or Full House

[frank grove]

full house is okay with trib and fib/ walkie

[serene forge]

I hate Full Hourse

[terse vale]

I don’t mean to be rude but thats kinda what I expected

[frank grove]

steven doesnt really need full house

[primal epoch]

why are there so many trolls in here

[frank grove]

but its fine

[primal epoch]

are you stuck at home?

[terse vale]

I could only kinda see fib i’d just try and two pair it
I do get trib though !

[serene forge]

full hourse? no hourse

[forest birch]

Me when I get run over by a stampede of very well-fed hourses but I also have a typing quirk that makes me type a 'u' after every 'o'

[primal epoch]

trib you lay

[serene forge]

can.io

[warped moth]

I'd like to join in to say that Full House is my favourite hand to play because I like playing Full House
Alr bye chat

[forest birch]

Nanny-inf

[fresh vessel]

js got mime baron

[primal epoch]

can i o?

[fresh vessel]

😁

[serene forge]

naneinferno

[warped moth]

Nevermind, VS reference

[forest birch]

Holy shit it's gamzee

[primal epoch]

cheek? oh.

[serene forge]

fuwalalalalala

[warped moth]

I love that DLC so much...

[serene forge]

horseamogus

[warped moth]

Hell yes

[forest birch]

Amongourse

[primal epoch]

perky? ohhhh!!

[warped moth]

I'm currently throwing so many hours of my life on the Castlevania DLC

It never ends

[forest birch]

Balatro in Ohio

[serene forge]

i once got a guy here to buy vampire survivors because they found out that there's caked up amongus in vampire survivors

[cloud sinew]

also trio pushes two pair builds towards full house

[forest birch]

There's caked up amongus in vampire survivors?

[warped moth]

Caked up??

[serene forge]

horseamogus

[primal epoch]

I hope the plant finds where you live and debuffs your face

[warped moth]

There's Jimbo yaoi in VS

[primal epoch]

[serene forge]

yeah that's the dlc cover art lmao

[terse vale]

I do get that ,,

[forest birch]

Is this the caked up amongus in question

[terse vale]

helloo

[glad viper]

im realizing i misspelled so much shit

[forest birch]

Holy shit that is gamzee from Homestuck

[fresh vessel]

new to balatro is this good

[primal epoch]

I want jumbo joker, where is he

[warped moth]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST IT LMAO

[glad viper]

dead

[forest birch]

Does this mean you want to give me a facial deformity

[warped moth]

I love the VS devs so much

[primal epoch]

yes

die

[warped moth]

They're amazing

[serene forge]

yea

its a character called Horse

[forest birch]

Idk but he's probably hard to miss

[left sorrel]

Yeah, the trib mime+baron is kinda gnarly though

[primal epoch]

you can say that again (hanging chad moment)

[serene forge]

i hope they release a patch soon i want to play vs again with my girlfriend but so much stuff is bugged in co op...

[fresh vessel]

yeah, hoping for a chad

[glad viper]

that again

[primal epoch]

that

[tall owl]

this run is sponsored by vagabond

[primal epoch]

☊⍜⋔⟒ ⎎⍜⌰⌰⍜⍙ ⋔⟒ ⟟⋏⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎅⏃⍀☍

[forest birch]

Idk but he's probably hard to miss (glass card moment, I am about to shatter into countless pieces)

[warped moth]

I just don't like how grabbing a secondary means my coop mate can't use the primary to evolve it

[tall owl]

why am i getting horse reacted 😭

[warped moth]

The rest I thought was pretty smooth

[primal epoch]

good (evil moment, I hate you)

[fresh vessel]

need some red seals

[terse vale]

the stone

[serene forge]

you can

[warped moth]

Vagabond my beloved

[unborn cliff]

is that my evil twin

[serene forge]

unless it's something that requires a maxed secondary

like seraphic cry

[forest birch]

Thank you Kris Delta Rune

[serene forge]

you do need to enable the option though

[serene forge]

i think its called share passives

[warped moth]

Huh... I see
Weird, it didn't work for me

Ig I'll have to play more coop

[primal epoch]

you're welcome, Troll Home Stuck

[serene forge]

i can also believe that because as i said co op is super buggy unfortunately

[turbid nova]

Never seen anyone say they “hate Amber Acorn”

[forest birch]

She has a 'Name', actually

[fresh vessel]

“oh no it’s amber acorn!!!!”

[cloud sinew]

red deck being the 2nd worst deck against amber acorn is really funny

[fresh vessel]

chad secured

[fresh vessel]

mime baron chad trib what a build

[warped moth]

I wouldn't say hate, but it's definitely the easiest one to beat

[serene forge]

would you take a free eternal negative troubadour on black deck round 1

[turbid nova]

Worst case scenario your first hand is suboptimal

Oh noooo

[primal epoch]

I dont know anything about homestuck other than
• marker bath
• Trolls
• Toby Fox

[turbid nova]

The horror

[forest birch]

Yeah that's about it anyways

[cloud sinew]

no

if it was not eternal then yeah 😎

[strange compass]

They should make a boss that turns off x mult

[cloud sinew]

that would be horrible

[forest birch]

No they shouldn't

[fresh vessel]

used to think 4 finger hand and smudge joker were the best combo in the game back in the day

[serene forge]

crimson heart

[strange compass]

Adjust the score

[primal epoch]

they should make a boss that turns off your pc and makes you walk outside

[terse vale]

the man who couldn’t cook

[primal epoch]

we could all benefit from this

[warped moth]

For the funnies 100% and then I would most probably die
But if I won, it would be a tale talked about for millenia

[serene forge]

crimson heart already exists it's programmed to debuff your xmult

[cloud sinew]

no. the effect itself is just bad

[glad viper]

huh

[strange compass]

Still more winnable than the Plant lowkey

[turbid nova]

All cards debuffed until you touch grass

[terse vale]

mate

[serene forge]

losing to plant is a skill issue

[forest birch]

r/lies would love you

[primal epoch]

guys, guys, lets quit horsing around

[fresh vessel]

“i lost to a boss blind” = translating = “i don’t know what vouchers are”

[serene forge]

r/ihavereddit

[cloud sinew]

u/localthunk

[hasty onyx]

said the discord user

[primal epoch]

said the discord user

[forest birch]

r/ihavediscord

[hasty onyx]

i know you are but what am i

[fresh vessel]

much less gooner bait on dc

[primal epoch]

I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?

[warped moth]

To celebrate the chinese new year of the fire horse which is coming in a few weeks, here's a fire horse chat

[turbid nova]

My 2nd fav voucher

[warped moth]

Cya

[strange compass]

You guys should give your new boss suggestions

[turbid nova]

Behind grabber

[fresh vessel]

REROLL SURPLUS 🗣️🔥

[serene forge]

I love Overstock

[strange compass]

Alr c'mon b

[forest birch]

Balatro comes and kills you in real life if you lose

[primal epoch]

2026 is very interesting for me, because my user on everything but discord is "SuplexHorse"

2026, the year of me

[neat ore]

I finally got a flash card, chaos the clown build!

[primal epoch]

finally someone gets it

flashcard is criminally underused

[turbid nova]

How much does flash card get per reroll again

[strange compass]

What about a boss that turns all of your cards except one into BP randomly

[frank grove]

2 right?

[primal epoch]

2

[turbid nova]

Hmm not bad

[cloud sinew]

no thanks

[primal epoch]

localthunk gets your ip

[turbid nova]

Boss that deactivates all your seals

[frank grove]

this is ... somehow still not cooking

[fresh vessel]

sell trading card for invis? or is that dumb

[calm furnace]

a boss that uninstalls the game

[turbid nova]

Harmless in early game but lowkey disgusting late game

[primal epoch]

what if no seals

[fast flame]

HA

IVE DONE IT

[forest birch]

Address or intellectual property or both

[fresh vessel]

then you can’t get it

[neat ore]

2

[cloud sinew]

"deactivates"? do you mean debuffs just for that blind or do you mean that it completely removes them

[serene forge]

i would not invis until you have a copy jonkler

[strange compass]

A boss that changes your planet levels

[primal epoch]

c) all of the above

[serene forge]

also your builds are conflicting

[fresh vessel]

good comm

[hasty onyx]

A boss that doxxes you when you play your most played hand

[frank grove]

then its like the club and diamonds bosses on checkered i dont see an issue with that

[neat ore]

I love it

[fast flame]

chad is more worth because deck fixing is important

[fresh vessel]

they’re not conflicting they’re best freinds

[turbid nova]

Changes as in shuffles them around?

[fresh vessel]

stop trying to instigate

[primal epoch]

I dont think thats a good idea, it doesn't fit the pattern of every other boss

[fast flame]

thatd actually be fun

[strange compass]

This is alr kinda a thing with the one that makes your money 0 for playing your most used hand

[serene forge]

flash card is fun when it works

[fresh vessel]

ok but like if you get the head and you have no hearts how is it any different

[turbid nova]

At least it’s not the arm

All my homies hate the arm

[fast flame]

fair

[primal epoch]

why are you so evil and scary, sir or ma'am

[cloud sinew]

you just said "then you can't get it" which is what's different

[rancid niche]

I'm on a hunt for C++ again, on a fresh profile

[hasty onyx]

Ion think going broke for a run and getting your ip leaked are the same

[fast flame]

im just a noli fan, also I prefer snow, or whatever works

[strange compass]

Yes like lvl 10 pair becomes lvl 10 straight

[primal epoch]

you said that if theres no seals you wouldn't get it, thats different than the boss not affecting you

[strange compass]

It's like getting mugged outside your house

I don't like it

[turbid nova]

Holy Obelisk synergy

[frank grove]

this could be fun

[primal epoch]

real, he's pretty great

[fresh vessel]

miss typed yall mb locked on in my balller run

i meant it wouldn’t affect you

[primal epoch]

ahh ok

[turbid nova]

Would make pivoting a lot more manageable

[primal epoch]

sorry

my apolocheese

[fresh vessel]

but i think it would be cool to make it only possible to get after endless,

[cloud sinew]

no thanks

[frank grove]

???

[fresh vessel]

there needs to be specific endless bosses bro

[cloud sinew]

endless is secondary to ante 8 for balancing, making content only appear in endless is a bad idea

[fresh vessel]

cmonnnn

[primal epoch]

our brains

[serene forge]

no

[turbid nova]

were Ante 9+ exclusive bosses ever discussed

[terse vale]

naah

[fresh vessel]

they should be

[rancid niche]

Should I attempt it without ever losing or is that gonna consume me

[serene forge]

game isn't designed around endless (we dont talk about idol)

[frank grove]

i guess there is that one joker that is get to ante 12 right? or is that just an achievement i dont remember

[serene forge]

that unlocks petroglyph

[fresh vessel]

the community plays entirely for endless tho, unless you’re trying to 100%

[serene forge]

that's the only thing you need endless for

[frank grove]

oh yeah

[primal epoch]

its a voucher

[cloud sinew]

that is not true at all

[frank grove]

i forgot about that

[fresh vessel]

maybe i’m wrong ig

[terse vale]

idol slander please

[frank grove]

i almost never play endless

[cloud sinew]

yes, you are

[fresh vessel]

so mean

☹️

[cloud sinew]

it's not slander if it's true

[hasty onyx]

A boss that gives 3 negative stuntmans that are eternal for the round

[primal epoch]

this is madness

[hasty onyx]

How bout dat

[terse vale]

u right

[unborn cliff]

slander
looks inside
true

[serene forge]

super blunder has broken containment

[turbid nova]

Who needs deck fixing when Ancient Joker exists

[primal epoch]

so you just instantly lose if you have 6 or less handsize

I see

[calm furnace]

so hot

[strange compass]

The roffle thing is so tru

[tall owl]

THIS RUN IS SPONSORED MY VAGABONDDDD 🔥🔥🔥

[primal epoch]

rofl

[tall owl]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[primal epoch]

beautiful

it's enough to make a grown vagabond cry...

[vague sequoia]

Whoa whoa whoa we don’t hate on bloodstone enough

[primal epoch]

man..

[unborn cliff]

can i have a mult joker

[primal epoch]

what are we on

our brains

[vague sequoia]

Cryptid and immolate next spectral pack btw

I feel it coming twin

[primal epoch]

we'll see

[terse vale]

oh don’t worry I have that too

[vague sequoia]

7 missed hits is generous

I seen that bih go 10/11

[primal epoch]

dude I'm literally CURSED WHAT IS THIS

[unborn cliff]

do you have one for baron

[terse vale]

lmao

[primal epoch]

I HATE THE FAMILY

LEAVE MY SHOP, HEATHEN

[fresh vessel]

YALL

[terse vale]

maybe I will make one soon i’ll include the “here win” image too lmao

[calm furnace]

hating on good jokers is the new meta

[vague sequoia]

Just click on “next round” twin

[turbid nova]

Always bet on nothing

[primal epoch]

I desire complaint

[manic zealot]

perkeo

[vague sequoia]

Trading card has to go

[unborn cliff]

sell chad

[unborn cliff]

folk

[forest birch]

I like flash card but it's not a part of mainstream naneinf strategy and therefore it's bad

[primal epoch]

Chicot.

[fresh vessel]

i have 14 cards in my deck btw

[faint linden]

There's an Oops, so it's acceptable

[vague sequoia]

Can’t sell chad 😍 (I love chad)

[unborn cliff]

IIIII HAAAAATEEEEE GOLDDDD STAAAAKEEEEEE

[primal epoch]

toss trading card

[fresh vessel]

do i sell card or chad

[vague sequoia]

I think this guy hates gold stake idk tho

[primal epoch]

card

fresh fish, easy choose

[fresh vessel]

rlly? i heard he loves it

[calm furnace]

?

[forest birch]

Wee bit small innit

[unborn cliff]

perishable

[heavy heron]

erratic stay goated

[cloud sinew]

arrowhead would be the take unless it was like rental eternal

[vague sequoia]

“What gave it away” ahh

[fresh vessel]

roffle said a small deck is a good deck

[calm furnace]

the good joker is not perishble

[unborn cliff]

blueprint is fun

[forest birch]

I was in hell, looking at heaven

[primal epoch]

come on kdprod, have i done you wrong so far?

[calm furnace]

winning is more fun

[faint linden]

@serene forge

[calm furnace]

arrowhead is a run winner

[fresh vessel]

no you haven’t

[vague sequoia]

Very broad and general statement which (by definition) can be disproven by not so general scenarios

[heavy heron]

guess you’re going spades!

[primal epoch]

sell card, and take it

[fresh vessel]

FUCKING CHICOT

[unborn cliff]

what's an empty win to a fun potential win

[primal epoch]

HOLY

[calm furnace]

true

[vague sequoia]

Whoa whoa the only legendary we can hate here is y*rick

And trib

[primal epoch]

☝️ ☝️ ☝️

[fresh vessel]

no no this is good

[heavy heron]

you’re doing.. what?

[turbid nova]

Not my goat

[heavy heron]

😨

[fresh vessel]

no pmant

plant

[primal epoch]

3/3 HOLY GUACAMOLE

[calm furnace]

but there are only 3 fun jokers in the fame chicot madness and stencil

[fresh vessel]

i needa keep you around

[heavy heron]

i love guacamole

[primal epoch]

dude I might actually be thunk

[vague sequoia]

Grimbo

[primal epoch]

grimbo gorker

[vague sequoia]

Localthunk implies universalthunk

[heavy heron]

god i love scholar

[primal epoch]

globalthunk

[vague sequoia]

Yeah global is a better word

[calm furnace]

grinbo is anything but fun

imagine not discardin

[forest birch]

Multiversalthunk

[primal epoch]

we are thunk, we are many but few

[fresh vessel]

doing this all with “level 12 high card btw”

[vague sequoia]

In my mind it was local point of inflexion and universal

[fresh vessel]

i need plutos

[primal epoch]

open the pack, it's there

[vague sequoia]

I need one good song so I can roll end credits of the day omg

[fresh vessel]

good try but i got two arcana’s lol

[turbid nova]

Chicot sucked when I started learning to play, because it makes you get too comfortable

[primal epoch]

I didn't say in this shop necessary

[turbid nova]

And lose bc of score

[fresh vessel]

does chicot go for photo???

[primal epoch]

indubitably

[forest birch]

Affirmative

[fresh vessel]

thx goats

[forest birch]

Absolutely

[turbid nova]

Plant next ante

[fresh vessel]

i’ll kill you if it is

[primal epoch]

I blessed this man with a beautiful run

[serene forge]

sell trib

or chad

[fresh vessel]

???

[serene forge]

wait

for photo

no don't take a fucking photo lmao

[unborn cliff]

sell everything take obelisk

[vocal rose]

no???

[serene forge]

take that golden joker

[fresh vessel]

this guy gets it

[primal epoch]

dont listen to hornet

[vocal rose]

you have trib

[primal epoch]

they're a hater

[serene forge]

what ante is this anyways

[fresh vessel]

11

[serene forge]

?????

[fresh vessel]

round 30

[primal epoch]

trust me, everything will fall into place

[cloud sinew]

ante 11 you dont take anything

you just go next. you want to pivot out of photochad/trib

[fresh vessel]

i’ve been searching for this photo chad the whole gameeeee

[serene forge]

you had

a fucking trib

[frank grove]

what hand are you even playing at this point?

[hard mantle]

evening chat

[fresh vessel]

but photochad tribbbbb

[fresh vessel]

hc

[serene forge]

then play into the baron

i told you already you have conflicting jokers

[frank grove]

why do you want photo chad or trib with high card 😭

[carmine berry]

I am literally the fortune teller joker

[primal epoch]

listen man, the deer wasn't replying to my texts, I had to find another

[fresh vessel]

twin this is white stake i jus want a big number

[frank grove]

just play the baron mime bro

[cloud sinew]

cherry picking at it's finest

[serene forge]

so play into baron

[fresh vessel]

what’s gonna get me this biggest number

[cloud sinew]

baron/mime

[turbid nova]

Not the multgrave route

[fresh vessel]

js like me fr

[primal epoch]

not as much as I am

[carmine berry]

don't worr-

I would never lose!

[unborn cliff]

cant draw the face cards correctly award

[cloud sinew]

put a gold seal first

[primal epoch]

congratulations! you lose!

[unborn cliff]

i wish there was any joker that helped me in my game

[serene forge]

took an eternal rental smiley face for some godforsaken reason award

[hard mantle]

watch what happens when i open a pack i dont know!

[forest birch]

I would put down the game and never play again, maybe start living in the mountains

[unborn cliff]

jupiter did not exist when i took it

i needed real mult

[primal epoch]

looks inside
canio

[cloud sinew]

what's the seed

[unborn cliff]

i JUST started a new run

[frank grove]

well

i guess we'll never know

[fresh vessel]

so what’s the final call

play into baron mime or photo trib

[primal epoch]

one time I lost on ante 7 by like 3 chips

[forest birch]

Aces 🤤

[cloud sinew]

baron mime

[frank grove]

baron mime

[muted timber]

play the game

[heavy heron]

🤤

[serene forge]

baron

[unborn cliff]

I. Hate. You.

[serene forge]

ecto

[unborn cliff]

#KILLEVERYONE

[cloud sinew]

ankh for the money

why did you open the spectral with $10

[unborn cliff]

[unborn cliff]

immolate

[primal epoch]

holy mother of garbage 🔥 🔥 🔥

[heavy heron]

it’s always baron mime or photo trib, but never photo mime 🙄 🙄

[serene forge]

there's always immolate

ttrust

[cloud sinew]

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[fresh vessel]

ohhh ur right

[turbid nova]

Gambling

[heavy heron]

they just don’t get it