🕹・game-discussion

[fervent wolf]

Scaling Vampire, hologram, dl, Blue joker, can create glass cards

[strange compass]

I meant I'll only sell acrobat

[fervent wolf]

If canio is held, could destroy a face card for scaling as well

[twilit hedge]

So I finally won on gold stake on every deck on PC, but steam didnt give me the achievement

[unreal topaz]

familiar is even more useful for canio

random glass faces

and more targets

[unreal topaz]

you gotta just win any run now i think

to get the achievement

[fast flame]

on ghost, or rly anything, immolate with a paradolia works well]

as does tc

[unreal topaz]

i mean immolate is good regardless

[molten thicket]

immolate works well anywhere

[unreal topaz]

more money immediately and in the future

to roll for tarots

[fast flame]

true, true

also adds a lot to scaling which could justify it if risks are in play

[fervent wolf]

Thought it would end here honestly

[left vine]

Crazy how this game is complex enough for this channel to not die years after the game's release

[fast flame]

lol

[fast flame]

red gold?

[fervent wolf]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[left vine]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Oop

[unreal topaz]

suit changer saves

[left vine]

Didn't notice

[austere escarp]

Im too slow

[unreal topaz]

with 3k in the bank

[fast flame]

fr tho

[fervent wolf]

I actually had no suit changer on my second one and emperor game me a suit changer

[glad viper]

bihh

[fast flame]

luck tho

[glad viper]

dihh

[fervent wolf]

This my current but its a different one but ehhh oh well game crashed

This one honestly better

[unreal topaz]

crashing the game might be better than naneinfing there

[fast flame]

w

[unreal topaz]

icl

[fast flame]

I agree tbh

[unreal topaz]

or getting ante 39

[fervent wolf]

I mean the first one crashed

[fervent wolf]

I'm doing that

:3

[fast flame]

w

[unreal topaz]

fair enough

[fast flame]

what setup? b mime?

[unreal topaz]

i still havent gotten ante 39 with perkeo

even tho i've done it twice

[fervent wolf]

Yes

[fast flame]

w

[fervent wolf]

No this is the current run

[unreal topaz]

anything else is wayyy more challenging

[fervent wolf]

This one crashed

[fast flame]

fair

[unreal topaz]

my most recent ante 39 was kinda fun

[fervent wolf]

I've only got to ante 39 one way but naneinf 3 dif ways lol

[fast flame]

stop y'all gna laugh so hard 😭

[unreal topaz]

shoutout to seance for the ectoplasms

[fast flame]

I only have gol stake w plas checker and ghost

[unreal topaz]

i'd reccomend yellow or blue deck next

those ones are some of the most reliable

[fast flame]

I lwk have erratic pushed to blue surprisingly enough

[tardy solar]

What does the mime do and is it good

[fast flame]

luck has been in my favor with accessibility (lot of face, hearts early, etc)

[fervent wolf]

Retrigger all held in hand effects

It can be great

[tardy solar]

Ok what does that mean

[unreal topaz]

it's like sock and buskin but for held in hand effects, like steel cards, gold cards, shoot the moon, baron

[fast flame]

blu seal

[fervent wolf]

Fist

[unreal topaz]

you have sock and buskin which retriggers your face cards you plau

right now

[tardy solar]

Oh ok I get it

[fast flame]

its the held in hand version of snb

[unreal topaz]

so not super useful for a triboulet run

[tardy solar]

Oh okok

Getting so many negative cards and like half of them are low-key buns

[fast flame]

unless you set up midas mask though we all agree you get out of all of that anyway because golden ticket exists

[fast flame]

lol

[unreal topaz]

well it's a money generator ig, but usually like business card with sock, or mail in rebate, or faceless joker are better

among other things

[fast flame]

tru, tru,

[unreal topaz]

or early on with blue seals it can be great

[fast flame]

Idk I almost feel like that's a lot of deck fixing tho

i mean

i dont at all disagree

i just

[fervent wolf]

Wait do you have C++ or just C+??

[unreal topaz]

when you have like 16 antes to build a perfect deck its doable

esp on lower stakes

[unreal topaz]

c++

[fervent wolf]

Nice >_<

[fast flame]

so this is where I cry intermediate player tears

[unreal topaz]

i should put my gold stake winstreak in my name bc thats the hardest thing ive done in this game

maybe

its only 12

still something

[fast flame]

I have like

2 flat wins in a row

I think when I was stake climbing uhh

plasm

[fervent wolf]

You'll get there I'm sure ><

[fast flame]

hopes up >w<

[unreal topaz]

you have plenty of time to improve

[fervent wolf]

I believe in you ●v○

[fast flame]

I watch a lot of roffle soo :]

i hope so c:

[fervent wolf]

Hehe, You'll improve ^v^

[unreal topaz]

nice! i'd also reccomend balatro university

[tardy solar]

Wait omg

[fast flame]

spectred is my guy

[unreal topaz]

the gold stake play along lessons are really instructive

[tardy solar]

The wheel of fortune can't be used on already upgraded cards 💔

I wanted it to replace something for negatives or something

[unreal topaz]

they also can't be turned negative

[fervent wolf]

Nuu sadly :<

[fast flame]

the finals of the tournament between him and roffle was crazy

[tardy solar]

How do I upgrade something

[unreal topaz]

which can be a good thing

[tardy solar]

This game is so cool

[vocal rose]

wdym

[tardy solar]

No uh

I meant how do I like ubupgrade

A joker

Un upgrade

[mortal nimbus]

you don't

[tardy solar]

To try to make it a negative

[unreal topaz]

can't remove editions

[tardy solar]

#rip

[mortal nimbus]

you cannot remove or change a joker's edition

[inner hollow]

That buffoon pack was so worth it

[unreal topaz]

you could find a new fresh copy if you have showman and something that prints money

i guess

[fast flame]

nat neg photo?? ><

[patent sail]

do i kill drivers for red card or am i honestly fine rn

[unreal topaz]

overstock also seems worth

[inner hollow]

Yuppo

[unreal topaz]

with the credit card

[inner hollow]

True but im scared ill ruin my econ forever

Ehh whatever

[fast flame]

red will kill your money

[inner hollow]

Overstock go brrrr

[fast flame]

unless spending is positive

[unreal topaz]

you have time to find an econ joker probably

[patent sail]

white stake, impossible to kill your econ on there honestly

[unreal topaz]

bc photochad does all your ante 2 scoring

[inner hollow]

I went the lsst 6 antes without getting anything better than delayed gratification or faceless

[inner hollow]

Last run

[patent sail]

it wont really? 3 dollars from trading card and 5 from interest, thats a whole mega pack or 2 small ones

[unreal topaz]

those are decent

getting you out of debt

[fast flame]

ig ur right

[unreal topaz]

theres a lot of common money generators

[patent sail]

question is do i need another flat mult scaler though

[unreal topaz]

and it's mostly that you dont have to buy anything for ante 2

[fast flame]

I think no tbh

[patent sail]

eh its whatever

ill be fine yea

[unreal topaz]

so you can save all your money

[mortal nimbus]

each flat mult you add contributes less overall score

[unreal topaz]

ante 5 seems too late

[fast flame]

right

[unreal topaz]

bus does enough

[patent sail]

yeah i figured im fine without it

[unreal topaz]

faceless over bull tho?

[patent sail]

lets see who invisble man copies

[unreal topaz]

thoughts?

[patent sail]

tiny hand size, cant discard more than 1 at a time really

killed most faces by now anyway

[unreal topaz]

maybe over stuntman then

how greedy we feeling

[fast flame]

lol

ima start a run

[patent sail]

already skipped honestly 🥀

[unreal topaz]

fair enough

[mortal nimbus]

starting at 4 mult for example, if you add 10 mult, you have effectively multiplied your score by 3.5

adding another 10 mult doesn't multiply by 3.5 from there, it multiplies by 1.7 from that 14 mult

[fast flame]

suggestions?

[azure ginkgo]

most devastating violet vessel ive encountered. this was my gold sticker perkeo run :(

[unreal topaz]

faceless is a lot of work

[patent sail]

negative lusty

he ALWAYS will target the least useful of the bunch

[fast flame]

gold anaglyph is hype

[patent sail]

its not bad, but rn it really just wont work

[unreal topaz]

i think yellow deck is good for improving bc the advantage is that you just get to see more options

so you can find more good synergies

maybe

[fast flame]

gotcha, gonna do some stake grinding

is there a vc in here?

[azure ginkgo]

ughhh this is the last legendary sticker i need too man this sucks

[unreal topaz]

yeah fair enough w trading card

[inner hollow]

Got a lil too greedy with list

[fast flame]

nah nvm

[inner hollow]

😭

[strange compass]

Ghost deck gold stake done

[fast flame]

w\

[mortal nimbus]

the idea has been thrown around a bit but it was decided against for a few reasons, one of which being moderation

[fast flame]

welcome to the squad

[patent sail]

to do list on pairs

[strange compass]

I've already beaten gold stake before on gold deck

[patent sail]

free money

[fast flame]

ah

[azure ginkgo]

i knew it was coming but damn it man. .-.

[patent sail]

didnt get to play a single pair

[fast flame]

ante 2 rocket thoughts?

[patent sail]

free

[fast flame]

I feel worth fs but

ya

[patent sail]

money

[swift lodge]

i feel the pain

[fast flame]

im also holding egg & delayed grat with accessible scoring in half & sly

[unreal topaz]

worth as an eternal

usually

[patent sail]

hello invisible joker why do you always pick the worst option you have

[fast flame]

gotcha

[swift lodge]

it is me

in is

invis

if you make me negative i’ll give you more jokers than possible

[unreal topaz]

one eternal value generator is usually good bc it means your other 4 jokers will be higher quality

[swift lodge]

[unreal topaz]

2 tho is too much

[patent sail]

why when theres 5 blueprints you will copy a random useless nat negative that was picked up for fun

[unreal topaz]

usually

[fast flame]

k here do we think out of an $8 egg for biz card?

[azure ginkgo]

It’s the third or fourth perkeo run I’ve lost :/

[swift lodge]

god

you’ll get it

[unreal topaz]

nah

[swift lodge]

cus you didn’t sell the negative

[unreal topaz]

maybe chad+business card tho over sly and delayed grat

[azure ginkgo]

The others were misplays on my part or early enough that I just didn’t have a run

[unreal topaz]

egg is too good tho

[fast flame]

ight

[azure ginkgo]

This run was free with any other boss

Ughhh

[unreal topaz]

bc chad is a chip joker

is what im thinking

[swift lodge]

i was finishing up some decks with gold stake for C+ and i got violet vessel each time

i spent

4hrs

[patent sail]

shop blessed me with splash 🗣 run is won

[swift lodge]

losing to ante 8

[unreal topaz]

egg is prob on par with that rocket long term, could be even better

[azure ginkgo]

Pretty much where I’ve been at with gold steak lol

[unreal topaz]

for the temperance value

[azure ginkgo]

The last 20 or so stickers I need are not being kind

[fast flame]

right

[azure ginkgo]

And I would’ve gotten 4 this run

.-.

[swift lodge]

now you gotta run flower pot

[swift lodge]

feelsbadman

[patent sail]

say that again...

not the shop giving me only face related jokers when i already killed all the faces

[swift lodge]

this is happening to me on abandoned

[night turret]

An I dumb? Why isn’t it going into flush hand

[patent sail]

4oak overrides flush

[swift lodge]

four of a kind> flush

[night turret]

It does?

[plush lance]

Invisible joker tattoo would b sick

[swift lodge]

play 1 ace less

[unreal topaz]

i mean you have bus, stuntman and drivers license

[night turret]

Okay

[unreal topaz]

it doesnt get much better for ante 8

[swift lodge]

Look at your arm

it’s there already

i love the invisible joker sprite though

[unreal topaz]

trading card too so you can play 4oak if you want

prob

[patent sail]

yeah im just rolling for enhancement tarots to get drivers online

[swift lodge]

it’s

so peak

[fast flame]

what would I get out of for more scoring?

i took Chad and business

[unreal topaz]

send a full screenshot

cropping out the ante and money isnt helpful

[patent sail]

why am i finding the last jokers that i need to discover when i cant sell anything to pick them up

[unreal topaz]

prob bc you're making a lot of money

[patent sail]

actually idk may sell drivers, im doing 50k without it

[unreal topaz]

do you have overstock?

[patent sail]

mhm

[unreal topaz]

its a good violet vessel plan

[patent sail]

both first shop of the round though

[unreal topaz]

maybe with overstock it doesnt matter as much

[patent sail]

i have 7 non legendaries left to discover

[unreal topaz]

tbf its a lower stake

so like

idk if you need it

[patent sail]

yeah i won my first gold and doing another deck now

i figured red is the easiest idk

[unreal topaz]

it depends what the scoring is, tarot merchant seems tempting though, means you make more money from business card and egg

and maybe you can build a deck capable of playing 4 of a kind

[fast flame]

so out of halfsies... im more so wondering what I should look for

[unreal topaz]

theres a lot you could look for

[patent sail]

drivers online 🗣🔥

[brazen island]

Heeeeeyyyyyy

[unreal topaz]

blue seal is the best scoring

realistically

[fast flame]

maybe a certificat then?

[brazen island]

Blue seal my goat

[unreal topaz]

scaling mult is good long term

[patent sail]

boss is stupid random joker disabled

yeah im fine

[unreal topaz]

yeah certificate is one of the best jokers for gold stake, you just spam pairs and collect a ton of value from seals

it would work here but its an uncommon

[brazen island]

Lovbe cwtifixate

[unreal topaz]

so i'd look for common scaling mult jokers if you want an easy time, or honestly with tarot merchant you can probably build around a lot of jokers

[brazen island]

Always remark tho

Rental

Every time

[fast flame]

mhm,

[brazen island]

Renal cetificate

[fast flame]

might try like fortune teller...???

[unreal topaz]

eternal rental certificate wins runs

it pays for itself

[unreal topaz]

ehh

ride the bus, green joker, red card, supernova are the reliable ones

fortune teller would work here but a lot of things would work here

[brazen island]

Don’t forget pants

[fast flame]

mhm

[unreal topaz]

yeah, it's stronger but also uncommon

[fast flame]

blegh headache

[brazen island]

Uncommon unschmommen

[unreal topaz]

the common ones are just used way more

for obvious reasons

[fast flame]

I kept hesitating on what to pick up and rolled to hard 🥲

[unreal topaz]

yeah happens

[brazen island]

I can’t sleep

But I should sleep

But my brain is rotten

[unreal topaz]

like i said, yellow deck means you see more options

[brazen island]

Ghost deck my beloved

[fast flame]

YOU'RE JUST NOW REPEATING THIS??

[brazen island]

Egg my beloved

[unreal topaz]

waow

[fast flame]

that egg looks just as good as it would in a wake up wrap 😭

also that buffoon had a carto that yielded emp first round

[brazen island]

But what was in the emperor

[unreal topaz]

now that's a strong start

[brazen island]

Is the real question

[unreal topaz]

seems like you can build an interesting deck maybe

[fast flame]

empress x world

[devout sierra]

can anyone give me any good advice for balatro im not new but im not exactly super experienced and am on blue stake with green deck and pretty much 0 progress everywhere else

or 1 clear on p much everything

[fast flame]

do we flush house here? I have 10 of hearts pair of 9 3 oak sixes in suit and other crap

[brazen island]

Balatro is not a gambling game, you can win nearly every run if you’re good enough, don’t rely on luck

[patent sail]

its not a gambling game right until you see a negative tag

[unreal topaz]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdNGt-ihEAcF55gYlGCQxU8ymTmgZwwOt&si=55IJbpSnJGGlvAXe find a vid that looks interesting from here maybe

theres a lot of good advice in there

[patent sail]

call me a gambler the way im taking every single one of them

[brazen island]

I simply don’t take negative tags because they are ass like 130/150 times

[devout sierra]

tyty

[patent sail]

you simply dont have the gamblepilled negativemaxxer mindset

[brazen island]

This is true

[unreal topaz]

with cartomancer you can def make it work long term, dont expect to reliably draw it yet, maybe make it now to unlock the planet but use flushes as your short term plan

[brazen island]

I crashed out when I saw draftkings gift cards at my local small town grocery store

[patent sail]

i do

and die right after it, of course, but GAMBLING 🤑🤑🤑

[fast flame]

gotcha

[brazen island]

My mossad agent just likes to rage bait me

[fast flame]

omg dude I immediately ripped a wreath joker

[fast flame]

wrath*

[brazen island]

Sinful jokers my non beloved

What’s the antithesis to beloved

The antonym

[fast flame]

disliked?

[unreal topaz]

did you just make spades?

[brazen island]

Almost there I need a sharper word

To express

[unreal topaz]

nemesis

[brazen island]

How little I enjoy seeing those jokers

[brazen island]

We’re getting there gang

[fast flame]

world from carto said so ya

[brazen island]

Can we get a linguisticpilled englishmaxxer in here

[patent sail]

double investment tag first ante into The Pillar, are we doing it

[unreal topaz]

yea flushes can work short term, they fall off long term bc jupiter cards are weak but you can pivot to flush variants sometimes

[fast flame]

easily wha

[fringe nebula]

disdain?

idk

[fast flame]

mhm!

[brazen island]

My win streaking ahh is screaming in pain at this statement

[patent sail]

i did it 🗣🔥

[unreal topaz]

it's prob worth it on some decks

[fringe nebula]

did it on phone this time

[patent sail]

and omg im actually getting away with it

[brazen island]

Nobody understands mount shrine like I do

[unreal topaz]

like checkered, plasma, painted its safe

blue, red, abandoned it could be safe enough

[patent sail]

always gamble

[brazen island]

Listen to winter restlessness it WILL change your life and if it doesn’t you simply are a hater and a fake

Girlfriend asleep

What’s a guy even to do

[patent sail]

play balatro

[unreal topaz]

it's not much different from this, and you would probably take this start

[patent sail]

riff raff first pack too

[brazen island]

I would take this because I can get a joker in the booster pack before fighting te boss

[patent sail]

this is so winning core

[brazen island]

I prefer a big blind skip to a small blind one

[fast flame]

money cripple gambit???

[torpid bridge]

Big blind gives money

[unreal topaz]

on red deck i dont rly feel that unsafe there

even vs the manacle

[brazen island]

Yes but if no decent joker after small blind u don’t skip

Less variance

Better odds at winning

The winner takes it all

The loser la la la

Balalallaalaa

Lalalalala

[unreal topaz]

one temperance and you're back, also you dont need to make any purchases for a bit if you take the tribe there

so you can bounce back and generate value from carto in the meantime

[fast flame]

my thought exactlt

[brazen island]

Tmwprance my beloved

[fast flame]

omg am I like actually pro for once in my life?

nah thats impossible

[brazen island]

You are always a pro never doubt your insane bakalatieo skill

[fast flame]

I only have 3 gold stake decks 😭

[brazen island]

And that is very impressive

[fringe nebula]

very good

[unreal topaz]

this is what happens when you aren't poor in the first shop

what it feels like anyway

[fast flame]

im like so happy rn

yalls support does so much for me

🥲

[fringe nebula]

took me some time to git gud at this game y'know

[brazen island]

🙂

[brazen island]

Thousands of hours and in still not god’sod

Game is ahdd

Hadd

Hard

It’s a hard game

My autocorrect is fucked

Doesn’t work

[unreal topaz]

yeah

so much nuance

[fast flame]

oh please you're probs so much better than me (if you've naneinfed before than you are)

[patent sail]

truth core

[brazen island]

Naneinf means nothing

[swift lodge]

naneinf basically comes down to the seed every time

[unreal topaz]

naneinf on plasma white is easier than some of the harder gold stake decks imo, it just takes more time per run

[swift lodge]

you cant pull it off every time

[brazen island]

Naneinf comes down to patience

[fringe nebula]

patience yeah

[unreal topaz]

it's pretty damn consistent on plasma white

[brazen island]

I could probably Naneinf 3/5 of the time on white stake plasma and it means nothing

[swift lodge]

its always the vouchers

for me

jokers

not an issue

[unreal topaz]

i cant do it every time but most of the time i get enough cola

for voucher skips

[brazen island]

It’s always the econ

[fringe nebula]

the moment you get 4 bp, ecto, we did it(i forgot what the voucher is called) you can get naneinf

[unreal topaz]

sometimes voucher skips dont show up at a good time and the run dies but oh well

[patent sail]

banana died as soon as it got spawned in

[unreal topaz]

ante matter

[swift lodge]

retcon

[brazen island]

Hell yeah 🔥 the dream

[fringe nebula]

right i forgot about retcon

[fringe nebula]

oh right antimatter

[brazen island]

Michelle always takes forever to disappear wit the kids

[unreal topaz]

you do need enough reroll money for burglar but thats usually not a problem

with blueprints and mime

[patent sail]

riff raff spawned it in, i played one hand and it just died

[brazen island]

Ante does matter you are so correct 🔥

[brazen island]

What does this mean

Hey

[patent sail]

the banana

banana died

riff raff better lock in and spawn the good one

[brazen island]

Is anyone in here young as hell because my 11 year old brother sent me some absolute nonsense and it made me feel unc and I need a translator

[unreal topaz]

oh i didnt notice the hit the road support, W for that

[fringe nebula]

oh no

[patent sail]

does 18 count as young

[brazen island]

I’m 20 so maybe

[unreal topaz]

it doesnt get enough love even with its inconsistency

[brazen island]

What does this mean????

Do I need to beat his ass

[fringe nebula]

pmo (pisses me off)

[patent sail]

yes

[brazen island]

Understood 🫡

Chat be honest

[fringe nebula]

gooning is.... yeah

[brazen island]

Am I unc

For not getting that

[patent sail]

no vro

ts just brainrot

[brazen island]

Okay thank u ashy

[fringe nebula]

is ts this is?

[brazen island]

Ashy my goat says I am young and vital despite being a 20 year old decrepit boomer 🔥

[unreal topaz]

i thought it was this sht

[patent sail]

no, its "this shit", but i use it as "this" (because its funny and gets people mad)

[brazen island]

I think it’s this shit

[fringe nebula]

oh makes more sense

[brazen island]

But like

That’s nonsense right

[fast flame]

ok, but... should I?

[patent sail]

mhm

[unreal topaz]

ye

[unreal topaz]

seems 'spensive

[brazen island]

Picture did not load

[fringe nebula]

not enough econ

[brazen island]

What is it

[unreal topaz]

you get flat mult from ceres cards

maybe

[patent sail]

jj

[brazen island]

Jj lowkey my opp

[fast flame]

temp hit is max

[fringe nebula]

you want the 25 dollar interest if you use flash card

[patent sail]

i love jj

[unreal topaz]

you gotta save money for now tho

[patent sail]

said me with 0 stickers on him

[unreal topaz]

arcana packs might be worth bc deckfixing is important

[brazen island]

Jj is a j in r thag doesn’t pay off it’ll later usually

Till

Is a joker

[unreal topaz]

usually jj is dead weight in the first 4-5 antes

[brazen island]

Yuh

[unreal topaz]

and he catches up by maybe ante 8

[brazen island]

Jj doesn’t pay til later

[unreal topaz]

to smth like bus

[brazen island]

So if u can survive

Y take Jj

[patent sail]

i made delayed gratification work for the first time in all of my balatro experience

[brazen island]

Delayed gratification is good

It’s not great

But it’s good

It works

It’s worth it usually early

[unreal topaz]

extra money at all is good

esp early

[brazen island]

Any kind of Econ is valuable

Balatro is money simulator 2026

[unreal topaz]

later on not using discards costs money

[patent sail]

8 doller on red deck 🗣🔥

[unreal topaz]

but early gratification is worth

[brazen island]

8 doller in real life 🗣️🔥

[fringe nebula]

econ is good but matador is not always good

[patent sail]

i domt even need to discard honestly so ill farm it while i can

[brazen island]

Chat I enjoy matador

[fast flame]

what are our thoughts on bull over my 24 erosion

[brazen island]

I have fun with it

It scratches my ape gambling receptors

Without being too gambly

[unreal topaz]

sometimes matador is useless and sometimes it makes you rich

[fringe nebula]

yeah

32, 24 or 0

no inbetween

[brazen island]

Bull = stop refilling

Refilling

Rerolingw

[patent sail]

ill never stop sending this

[fast flame]

rolling

[brazen island]

I can tell this will rot my brain 0.013% if I watch it

[fast flame]

may I yoink

[unreal topaz]

which is maybe a bad idea bc they want to reroll for tarot cards

long term

[patent sail]

ofc, domt even have to ask

[gleaming python]

Is there anyone here who speaks Spanish?

[patent sail]

its balala

[brazen island]

Who needs tarot cards when u have a bull

[brazen island]

Ok I’m sold I’ll watch it

[patent sail]

seance found 🗣 run is won

[fast flame]

I DO have carto

[brazen island]

Ashy

You were right

[unreal topaz]

who needs a bull when you have tarot cards

[brazen island]

That was sor un by

So funny

Thank u

[fringe nebula]

nebula deck is healing my tarot addiction???

[brazen island]

For the blessing

[fast flame]

screw it, im semi casual atp, I'll just do it

[brazen island]

Nebula deck is pissing me off???

[unreal topaz]

why would you want to be healed

[brazen island]

Jk I love nebula deck

[unreal topaz]

tarot addiction is peak

[brazen island]

I was just hopping in the bandwagons

[patent sail]

tempering my ance

[brazen island]

🔥🔥🔥

[unreal topaz]

nebula aint that bad but both the effects make it more boring

[brazen island]

Herming my it?????

[fringe nebula]

i find the reduced consumable slot really annoying

[fast flame]

bootstraps now too??? wrath < bstrap

[patent sail]

delaying my gratification for now honestly

[unreal topaz]

telescope also makes it more boring, even if it's an alright voucher

[brazen island]

In the balala club, straight up tempering. And by tempering, let’s just say, haha, my ance

Socking my triboulet till he’s busking

[patent sail]

shaking that spear 🗣

[wild merlin]

i got triboulet and yorick in ante 7

[brazen island]

“FUCK triboulet triboulet is BORING” every c++ profile in the Balatro discord 😒😒

Yall get one achievement and think everything is boring

[patent sail]

triboulet haters when triboulet wins

[brazen island]

C++ players when the game is actually fun and not boring g 99% of the time

[fringe nebula]

triboulet is fun

[brazen island]

C++ players when one c++ player says triboulet is fun

[patent sail]

but theres one joker that i do hate

you may never guess though

[brazen island]

C++ players when my hallucinations tell me I can get a tarot card when i open an arcana pack ( I am schizophrenic)

[fast flame]

sooooooo I won

[brazen island]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD JOB NOLI WE ARE PROUD OF YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[wild merlin]

damn :(

[patent sail]

i accidentally sold my planets instead of using them

🎉

[brazen island]

Sorry harrybob didn’t mean to yuck your yum

[fast flame]

pls just call me snow- THX THOOO :DD

[patent sail]

i have brain damage from playing balatro

[brazen island]

I have brain damage + I plan balator

[unreal topaz]

i can make triboulet runs fun

[fast flame]

eh, its not that bad depending on how close your interest is to next threshold

[unreal topaz]

just need enough tarot cards

[patent sail]

constellation

[brazen island]

C++ players refusing to smoke a cigarette when all the cool kids are doing it

[fast flame]

tru, tru

[brazen island]

Because it’s “optimal”

😒😒

[patent sail]

i cant conste my llation now 3:

[brazen island]

Don’t say that you can always conste your llation

[patent sail]

nevermind i can thank you high priestess

[brazen island]

Told u

[patent sail]

llations have been consteed

[brazen island]

Hey can we all take a moment to put some respect on hit the roads name

Hit the road underrated

Drspectedred doesn’t undedstabs

Understand

But the road

Is so fun

[patent sail]

my last unlock 😔

[brazen island]

Now you will never forget but the road 🔥

But

Hit

Chat it’s 4 AM for me

[patent sail]

call me the hitter the way im hitting that road 🗣

[brazen island]

Domestic violence against the road 🙁

[wild merlin]

I GOT ANOTHER LEGENDARY YES THANK YOU JIMBO

[patent sail]

its okay it gives consent

[honest dawn]

This is a completely broken seed financially haha

[brazen island]

What the FUCK is that username

[honest dawn]

I mean, it didn't work for me, just in case.

[wild merlin]

TRIBOULET!!!!

[patent sail]

the one legendary i never had

i had all other four but not that one

[quartz ember]

negative oops parking do be like that

[patent sail]

when that mail in rebate hits

[mortal nimbus]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[brazen island]

I hate you u hate you ibhage you

[honest dawn]

Mane is a football player I quite like, 777 because of an old YouTuber, a fan of Mime. But it's in Spanish and my achievements are in Balatro.

[honest dawn]

And the die to complete the combo

[wild merlin]

send this man to the shadow realm

[brazen island]

Nah it’s surrealism

[fast flame]

$550 total

[stiff crow]

🔫

[brazen island]

Did you kill him

[patent sail]

skinned alive

[brazen island]

Phew

[stiff crow]

Ban hammered up the wazoo

[brazen island]

Can’t rest safely knowing those SICKOS are still out there

[patent sail]

FINALLY DISCOVERED LUCKY CAT YAY

[tardy spade]

Why did my suggestion https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1467065668074737664 get completely ignored?

[patent sail]

when i had 67 dollars too

[brazen island]

The cat is so fat and so cool

[patent sail]

i have one ONE lucky card vro that cat is not eating 😭

[brazen island]

Mossad agents sabotaged your post

[brazen island]

Believe in the cat

[patent sail]

replaced with +25 supernova 😔

[brazen island]

Open standard packs

Open arcana’s

BO

NO

WHY???

🙁

[patent sail]

no arcana packs

[brazen island]

You abandoned your cat

You left it on the road

😭

[patent sail]

supernova died for the boot

[brazen island]

🙁

[patent sail]

should i kill riff raff for fartomancer 😔

[brazen island]

Idk do you have open noker slots

[patent sail]

not anymore

[brazen island]

Then switch up on your day ones for some money

[patent sail]

riff raff is just there cuz hes holo

[brazen island]

$$$

[patent sail]

fuck you psychic

no scaling on my square

[brazen island]

Do the human thing and sell out the reliable friend for the chance at cash

[patent sail]

already did alright 🔥

[brazen island]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ok bye

[patent sail]

goodnight twin

[swift lodge]

what a start

on painted deck

sadly

but 16x is 16x

[wild merlin]

ANOTHER SOUL WHAT THE HELL IS MY LUCK

chicot

thats alright

atleast ive unlocked all lengendaries

[patent sail]

what is to thr right of matador in thr collection

[patent sail]

4 souls??

[vast grove]

my mum is using tarot cards irl the balatro brainrot is consuming me

[wild merlin]

YES

across 2 diff runs tho

[wild merlin]

does he work on the vessel

[quartz ember]

yes

[wild merlin]

phew

[swift lodge]

goated seed

[wild merlin]

yay

[wild merlin]

DAMN

X81 MULT

[sullen aspen]

bro fuck the crimson heart
it hit all 3 of my scoring jokers in a row

[patent sail]

red deck is crazy good tbh

that one discard doing a lot of heavy lifting

[unreal topaz]

yea crimson heart sucks

it used to kill a lot of my runs when i was going for gold stickers

bc it wouldn't always hit the jokers i wanted to get gold stickers on

and it would hit the ones that were doing the heavy lifting

[unreal topaz]

yeah its one of the better ones fs

[patent sail]

2 lucky card money triggers in a row and banana dies right after it

lucks crazy today

what the hell why is my lucky card triggers luck so good today

[unreal topaz]

localthunk feeling generous today

[patent sail]

rtb yet again saving the day

[unreal topaz]

fork found in kitchen

[patent sail]

what if my kitchen has just spoons and knives

[unreal topaz]

then you should buy forks

[patent sail]

soul

im souling it up rn

its canio

im not killing a single face i know that much

[unreal topaz]

you can surely make it work

[patent sail]

yeah okay every time i get canio i just die

[unreal topaz]

bc canio takes reroll money to work

you gotta reroll for tarot cards

[patent sail]

literally what the hell do i do here

might as well sell him and get the walkie talkie

[unreal topaz]

i take it back, sell canio and take walkie talkie

yea

red card is safe long term anyway

[patent sail]

one of the runs ever made

[unreal topaz]

you can get xmult later

[patent sail]

i hate how he always appears at the worst possible moment

thats my 4th time pulling him and not a single time i was able to scale him

[unreal topaz]

i mean most legendaries dont do much for score immediately

trib is the only one that immediately does anything

and he's not that reliable

trib also takes reroll money to work

for tarot cards

[patent sail]

that is fine, but for me that specific one jist never did anything

i like yorick more, he can just scale off of something you always have - discards

[unreal topaz]

ofc, yorick is the most consistent by far

[patent sail]

which doesnt make him a bad joker, dont get me wrong

i know canio is strong as hell

i just never manage to make him work

[unreal topaz]

yea ig canio might be the hardest legendary to get use out of

now that i think about it

[violet lagoon]

you need hanged man for him

[patent sail]

which is the thing, you dont always get it

[unreal topaz]

more so you need enough money for shop rerolls

to roll for it

or a tarot generator is best but usually you get value generators in your deck

glass can also kinda work

[patent sail]

i hate the wheel

[sullen aspen]

wheel of fortune

orrr

the boss blind

[violet lagoon]

And then, you can get maximum 12x if you destroy them all

Yorick is the best joker for me

[viscid jewel]

got 49 million today, highest I've ever gotten as of playing the game
all hail the photochad

[left sorrel]

Pants and the double pair joker are doing nothing

You can improve a lot your run by replacing them

With sock dusk showman…

[viscid jewel]

i got pants really early at like ante 1 or 2 and my deck is very two-pair focused so pants was stacked up
i also had observatory voucher thats why there's the two uranuses

[stable owl]

How is there 5 letters in the server tag

[viscid jewel]

two pair hand was at like lvl 19 here or something

[quartz ember]

which means pants are doing basically nothing

[left sorrel]

Yeah, but with photochad + blueprint, pants trigger after, and adds useless flat mult to the mult that maybe its in the thousands

[quartz ember]

the chips joker is fine, but if you can just find a 2x joker, thats most likely better

[left sorrel]

They are weird letters, I think its a trick, like the “im” counts as one letter or something similar

[random prawn]

I can't with this game anymore... so... my Cavendish dies on Ante 8, first blind as I'm about to win... 3/1000 chance, dooming my run, while I had Hit the Road about to be Gold staked finally (9 Jokers left for that idiotic Completionist++). I hate this game at this point. I keep always getting "Balatro'd" like this, literally 300 hours to get Completionist++ and then this keeps happening when I'm so close. I'm genuinely tired.

[viscid jewel]

nah, mb is considered one letter because it's the unicode character for megabyte

[viscid jewel]

oh yea it only adds like 50 mult

so it should be replaced lmao

[quartz ember]

nice, thats lucky

[viscid jewel]

i would have loved to replace pants with something like dna or showman but sadly neither of those appeared in the run ;-;

[rich mauve]

guys surely I can survive with full king/queen hands, right?

I'm planning to switch chad for soul to get an extra sticker

[quartz ember]

prolly fine

[patent sail]

both actually

[left sorrel]

Hey @viscid jewel or anyone interested:

Do you want to play PVP Balatro?
(Without the mod)
Its simple, we decide a seed, deck, time limit and stake, and we try to score the best hand possible in the first 8 antes (Restarts allowed) . Then we send screen pics of the YOU WIN!/GAME OVER screen to eachothers DM (before the time limit) and see who wins.

[tacit oasis]

Is 8 ball the most fucking bugged joker ever? It triggers once every 8 for me not 1 every 4. Scam

[patent sail]

when bloodstone has 1/2 its never, when wheel has 1/7 its every single one

[patent sail]

lucky

[quartz ember]

its 1 in 4

[tacit oasis]

In practice no way. I have more wheel of Fortunes trigger than 8’s

[viscid jewel]

Aw i'd love to try out pvp balatro but i gotta go study lol, balatro consumed my time and i procrastinated too much >_<
Balatro's just too fun

[quartz ember]

I dont know what to tell you, plot the distribution

[patent sail]

unlucky then

[tacit oasis]

They will not fool me. It’s a conspiracy by BIG EIGHT

[quartz ember]

oh hm, maybe

[patent sail]

yeah 8 ball is actually 1 in 8

[digital pewter]

it's so close...

[left sorrel]

@patent sail , so you want to play?

[signal mist]

why is blank voucher blank bruh

[digital pewter]

all i have left is gold stake plasma deck

[digital pewter]

you will find in time what it does!!!!!!

[signal mist]

oh boy

[quartz ember]

because it wouls be too powerful if it had an effect as well

[patent sail]

i dont have pvp balala thing whatever it is and im doing gold stake red deck rn

well trying to get to gold stake that is

blue rn

[signal mist]

it would be so funny if the upgrade was just another blank

[wild merlin]

Will brainy destroy jokers aswell??

[digital pewter]

hey man, are you a joker?

[left sorrel]

Its without the mod

[digital pewter]

because if you were

[left sorrel]

But ok

[patent sail]

yes im actually green joker

[digital pewter]

you'd probably give +2 chips for every card left in your deck

[rich mauve]

5 gold stickers baby

[digital pewter]

oh

[patent sail]

play your hands vro

[digital pewter]

nice

[patent sail]

just make sure not to discard....

[digital pewter]

i just did man

[wild merlin]

[patent sail]

Upgrade!

[digital pewter]

that's what this was!!!!

groker run!!!

61 mult

and 29 levels in highcard

plus two stencils and a card sharp

[wild merlin]

Or will he just do the mult?

[patent sail]

you could say that card was rather high

[digital pewter]

and a shoot the moon for no real reason

[patent sail]

i got the goddam collection hell na

[tacit oasis]

I hate menekse kap

[wild merlin]

Almost all bases covered😭

[digital pewter]

imagine a build running the pair and straight joker by using four fingers

that'd be funny

[patent sail]

straight flush

[digital pewter]

true

[patent sail]

to shoehorn the flush one in

the most scuffed build ever

[digital pewter]

you could have the pair, 3oak, 4oak, and flush, all in one build

[patent sail]

i mean that is easier

[digital pewter]

x48 mult

[patent sail]

i actuallu profited 1 whole dollar by pulling the straight one

[digital pewter]

lol

[rich mauve]

idk, either I get a build that oneshots everything or just lose before ante 8

[patent sail]

one time wraith was worth it

[patent sail]

as i say that sixth sense gives me another one

I CANT WITH THIS RUN

[digital pewter]

anyways, here we go

the possible final run before i gold stake all decks

[patent sail]

it actually wants me to assemble the infinity stones vro

watch me pull family next

[rich mauve]

flush five 🔥

[patent sail]

nevermind im dead

no flat mult

that was such a dumb run

[rich mauve]

does sixth sense also have a skin?

it looks odd

[patent sail]

yup

they are animated

caught him in the middle of blinking

[lunar zealot]

bit much innit

[tawny radish]

hmm ante 2 wall hmm

[patent sail]

whats up x3 mult

[tawny radish]

hi

[fluid latch]

I wanna take card sharp but dont know what to trade for it 😔

What's best?

[patent sail]

the eternal jolly joker

[fluid latch]

I had a rough first few antes 😭I needed some actual scoring

[patent sail]

never getting that x3 mult on orange and up 😔

[fluid latch]

Condition less joker when I'm playing balatro

[tawny radish]

huh.

[patent sail]

first pack rocket

[tawny radish]

oh i just found ancient

yay

[patent sail]

pack it up runs won

[rich mauve]

surely you took the banana, right?

[tawny radish]

i already am one

didnt need it

[patent sail]

chaos would eat it

[tawny radish]

he is hungry

ancient feels unbalanced

theres nearly no drawback

[patent sail]

the nefarious unlucky suit boss debuff

[patent sail]

hes gonna copy the shop sign

[tawny radish]

do i get ramen im hungry

[quartz ember]

yessss

[patent sail]

just dont let throwback eat it

[quartz ember]

yummers

[primal eagle]

actually with more experience you would learn that jokers can be moved

which means i can actually make myself have $20

[clear mulch]

omg its cavendish from balatro hi cavendish from balatro

[tawny radish]

hi

[quartz ember]

op strat

[patent sail]

no way

star tarot

take it

[quartz ember]

just take it to sell value so it will sell for 10 and then take it there again so it will sell for 20

[clear mulch]

actually you have naneinf money since everytime bs doubles it

trust me

[primal eagle]

no

i got an egg and made brainstorm copy that ibstead

[patent sail]

🧠 🌪️

[primal eagle]

🫃

[patent sail]

so is mental illness the play here

[digital pewter]

WOOOO

[patent sail]

thats insane

never seen those packs together

[digital pewter]

now that feels good

all decks gold staked

[primal eagle]

i will avoid making glass numbered cards

[blissful fog]

Ggwp

[patent sail]

hes got the whole squad

[primal eagle]

if i get planted i get planted

[digital pewter]

huh

[calm furnace]

erosion ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[digital pewter]

apparantly, i do not have completionist+

[digital pewter]

erosion W

[weak seal]

for those of you wondering where gros michel's banana is, i eated it

[calm furnace]

bus was only+30 because erosion made me one shot everything

[digital pewter]

lmao

[rich mauve]

It's Cavendish Cavenson from the hit 2024 indie game Balatro a.k.a. "Court Jester, Joker Poker".

[digital pewter]

caveish from balala???

[rich mauve]

yes

cavava

[patent sail]

that was actually me

[digital pewter]

but man, that feels good

[weak seal]

dude is double decked up with the two holo eternal erosions with the sauce and spice and everything nice

[digital pewter]

now i just gotta do like

everything else

guess i should do challenges next

[patent sail]

golden needle 💗🎀

suffering core

[clear mulch]

miao

[clear mulch]

canio... guys dont use your hanging men asap

[unreal topaz]

no bc certificate is better

you keep the certificate forever and take the easy win

[glossy forge]

MY CAVENDISH BROKE

HELP

[patent sail]

i died anyway

[glossy forge]

MY CAVENDISH BROKE

[clear mulch]

noob behaviour

just find another one smh

[unreal topaz]

dw she comes back

[glossy forge]

LMAO

[unreal topaz]

last time it happened to me i got her back the next shop

[patent sail]

that should give you 5 balatrillion doller

[quartz ember]

everybodys cav breaking nowadays, why am I not do lucky

[clear mulch]

cause shes so awesomesauce 🔥🍌

[unreal topaz]

it should unlock the exponential banana

+mult, xmult, ^mult

[clear mulch]

or the mysterious... x chips

[patent sail]

i had a dream 1.1 added the Astral edition from cryptid

[unreal topaz]

@ localthunk get on it

[patent sail]

eternal splash or seeing double,,,, difficult choice

[clear mulch]

seeings triple

[unreal topaz]

skip for red card

[clear mulch]

for some reason i forgot i can discard and lost

[patent sail]

domt even have that yet

[sudden river]

I wish the game would show you which boss blinds you've beaten already since I once took a luchadore to ante 19 and passed on other scoring tech

[patent sail]

first pack of the run

[tawny radish]

prreety sure i just got 1 billion

[unreal topaz]

well why not 🙄

[clear mulch]

theres a mod for that 👀

[unreal topaz]

just get one

[patent sail]

dollars in real life

[willow frost]

what makes you so sure

[sudden river]

I know about the mod, I'm saying in vanilla

[tawny radish]

no, chips in balatro

[patent sail]

which

i need that

[unreal topaz]

gotta do it yourself

[tawny radish]

the fact that i saw 1 billion on the round score

[clear mulch]

milje

[willow frost]

hm

[tawny radish]

wait actually lemme go check

[willow frost]

this is somewhat compelling evidence

but im still not sure

[clear mulch]

ok this is the third run in a row that i get very lucky and lose, watch me also throw this one

[tawny radish]

so alone

[willow frost]

also if you leave and reenter, you can see your current run's stats and best score for that run before you enter lol

[patent sail]

he ate everyone

[willow frost]

bro think he madness

[sudden river]

what hand did you play to get that score, unless it was with jokers you sold

[tawny radish]

jokers i sold

[patent sail]

poker hand pretty sure

[tawny radish]

no i just played 7 of a kind

[sudden river]

poker is actually 4oak in spanish

[tawny radish]

oakoakoakoak

[patent sail]

balatro is actually norwegian for gambling

[tawny radish]

am i doing it right

[sudden river]

oak stands for of a kind

[patent sail]

source: i made that up

[clear mulch]

a negative too waow

it sucks tho

[tawny radish]

high score

[patent sail]

oak is the type of tree