🕹・game-discussion

[cold flax]

Hehehe

[inner hollow]

Lmao

[twilit bridge]

ante 4 plant

this could be it

[twilit bridge]

im surviving the plant by far

[gloomy swallow]

i get that but like

[twilit bridge]

i know i know

[gloomy swallow]

MULT is the game mechanic

[lost vault]

mult just means multiplier its jot specific to balatro
it doesnt represent the game well

[inner hollow]

Mult

Sounds like malt

[gloomy swallow]

it makes the numbers go up dude

[twilit bridge]

OHMG RED SEAL ANTE 4

THIS COULD ACTUALLY BE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inner hollow]

🔥

[twilit bridge]

lemme genuinely lock in

[cold flax]

Aquatic sea mammal??

[twilit bridge]

ues

[inner hollow]

😭

[inner hollow]

I play a game that has actual red seals but i dont got the ss ;-;

[inner hollow]

Why does ur balala look hd

[cold flax]

Ultra kill?

[terse vale]

WHTA HAPPENED TO THE TAG DUDE

[twilit bridge]

CRT zero screenshake off

[terse vale]

NO MULT WAS SO GOODWHY DID THEY CHANGE IT

[inner hollow]

Ultra kill has red seals?

[inner hollow]

Oh wow i have crt 100 and no smooth textures

[cold flax]

Idk I don’t play it it’s just the first game I thought of with ss

[twilit bridge]

or 100

[inner hollow]

Damn

[twilit bridge]

i dont remember which one makes the screen stop looking ridiculous

[inner hollow]

The screen looks curvy at 100

[twilit bridge]

DEAD

[inner hollow]

Aww

[twilit bridge]

didnt draw my aces

[cold flax]

This is like the seventh time today😭

[inner hollow]

What

[twilit bridge]

dude

[inner hollow]

😭

[twilit bridge]

i know

its rough out here

i think i got 1 sticker

[cold flax]

Lock innnnnn

[inner hollow]

Chat what deck do i play

[twilit bridge]

so close

ghost gold

[inner hollow]

Ghost gold?

[cold flax]

The one wi th two fool

[twilit bridge]

yes

[cold flax]

Magic

[inner hollow]

Whats that

[inner hollow]

Interesting

[twilit bridge]

ghost deck gold stake

[cold flax]

Ghost stake gold deck

[inner hollow]

I dont have that

[twilit bridge]

give ME a deck to play to grind my stickers

[cold flax]

I’m almost there

[twilit bridge]

NOW

[inner hollow]

I have black stake

[cold flax]

RED

[twilit bridge]

okok

[inner hollow]

Anaglyph woukd be best i think

[twilit bridge]

you would think that

[cold flax]

I love anagylph

[twilit bridge]

until u get to ante 7 and no negative tag shows

believe me

[inner hollow]

I always see negatice tags

[twilit bridge]

ive tried that method

[cold flax]

Yeah but that sweet investment…

[twilit bridge]

ik

i did it a few times

[inner hollow]

Okay im playing anaglyph now

[twilit bridge]

me to

[cold flax]

U liar🥀

[twilit bridge]

my cat is tryna eat the dam charger

well i did red at first

then u brought up the anaglyphj

i also ghave ADHD

doesnt mix well

he wants me to quit balatro and give him attention

[cold flax]

He’s trying to save u from gambling addiction

[twilit bridge]

OH MY GOD

BRO

OG MY GOD

[cold flax]

🤨

[twilit bridge]

CENTURY DEFINING RARE SKIP

[cold flax]

AHHHHH

[twilit bridge]

this guy needs to get a grip

[cold flax]

CAT

I have no gif for this situation

Besides a gif that says I have no gif

But I can’t post it🥀

Can I have your seed?

[terse vale]

lol

[cold flax]

I need to know

[twilit bridge]

boris the cat

[cold flax]

Is he a prime minister

[twilit bridge]

somehow surived the small blind i drew three full houses

no

[cold flax]

HES SO CUTE

[teal thunder]

why am i getting so many souls lately

i didnt get a single soul card for months and all of a sudden ive gotten like 7 already this week

[cold flax]

Who u get

[gloomy vigil]

I love balatro

[twilit bridge]

i love him

blue seal

holy

[cold flax]

Balala

[blazing kernel]

we all do

[cold flax]

Can you rename him balala

[twilit bridge]

apush is killing u

are we seroius

im the APUSH king

[cold flax]

Man

[twilit bridge]

i got a 4 on the test

i got u

[gloomy vigil]

2 wins till plasma deck

we ball

[twilit bridge]

what unit u in

[cold flax]

The

[twilit bridge]

4 on that 4 on AP world

[cold flax]

One where there’s a war😭

Lowkenuinly

[twilit bridge]

which WAR boy!!!

[cold flax]

I’m so locked in on science and math

[twilit bridge]

its january so ur pribably in the 1900s

[cold flax]

There were lots of white men😭

[twilit bridge]

well obviously

so it was not the haitian revolution

[cold flax]

Naur just read about

It

Currently

Taking notes

[twilit bridge]

the only successful slave rebellion in the history of the world btw

[cold flax]

On web du bois

[slow path]

does bp copy burnt joker? I forget

[twilit bridge]

toussaint loverture the GOAT

[cold flax]

It always makes me sad to think about that

[twilit bridge]

yes

[twilit bridge]

should inspire u

[slow path]

Bueno, grazi

[twilit bridge]

they literally were outnumbered

so bad

france let their guard down and they rose up from NOTHING

[cold flax]

The revolution does but the fact that it was the only successful one doesn’t

[twilit bridge]

united states had somewhat

but

they had assistance

haiti had no one

[glossy forge]

All roads lead to Photochad...

[cold flax]

Didn’t the us like dissolve their government tho?

[echo owl]

@tawny ridge

dm me

[slow path]

Going in on a lucky cat straight yoloing tf outta this run rn

[twilit bridge]

they were inspired by the us revolution

[twilit bridge]

when

and also no

[cold flax]

RAHH

[tawny ridge]

ok

[twilit bridge]

the only time that somewhat happened was when the articles of confederation were destroyed and replaced

[cold flax]

Omg voxtech???

[twilit bridge]

its crazy to think that we revolted over a 2% tax but we let what happens today slide

ridiculous

[cold flax]

Shhhh

[gloomy vigil]

wow

[twilit bridge]

i know

[cold flax]

Holy moly

[twilit bridge]

sockbait

or braingoat

[slow path]

Eeeek

[cold flax]

Yall are gigs lucky

[sharp plank]

Take the brainstorm

[tawny ridge]

i like the blue tv man

[twilit bridge]

long term luck is skill

[cold flax]

I voted for u btw your my voice

[gloomy vigil]

amcooked bruh

[cold flax]

Besides nixon

Naur lock in

[tawny ridge]

i am not a roleplayer

[cold flax]

Op mb just being silly

[teal thunder]

i got trib

[tawny ridge]

is ok

[inner hollow]

7 kings, 1 steel

[inner hollow]

Peakk

[tawny ridge]

why did people fire react me

[slow path]

Should I get rid of smeared for burnt? Flush is my only worthwhile hand atm

[teal thunder]

just need ONE red seal off this damn cert

[twilit bridge]

pair city

population

me

[cold flax]

I believe🫡

[inner hollow]

What does pray react mean, should i take

I have constellation so getting high card up shouldnt be too hard

[shell dagger]

Get rid of abstract if you can afford to

[inner hollow]

Stop😭😭

Nooo

[slow path]

See, idk if I can. It's my only +mult currently

[shell dagger]

Smeared makes it way easier to discard flushes and the +2 is actually relevant compared to pair or mercury here

[teal thunder]

should i kill cert for the chad

[inner hollow]

Aight im taking the baron

[shell dagger]

Burnt immediately gives you +4 mult and +30 chips

[cold flax]

I wanna say yes

[shell dagger]

almost as much score as abstract in 1 round

[twin lantern]

Id say yes too

[teal thunder]

rip cert, thanks for clogging my deck with red seal aces 🫡

[glossy forge]

Just lost a four win streak

[oak axle]

Guys should I cope?

[cold flax]

Mostly I just wanted to acknowledge u mb😭 also I just like reactions

[slow path]

Always Chad. Always ❤️

[glossy forge]

It's funny

[cold flax]

RIP🫡

[twilit bridge]

dead again

i might end it

lowkey

[cold flax]

Hieroglyph

[oak axle]

I mean buy the vouch

[cold flax]

Ante 0🗣️🔥

[oak axle]

Should I?

[cold flax]

🥀

[twilit bridge]

i shouldav taken the skip when i had the chance to get $200 from the handy tag

[teal thunder]

agreed

[twilit bridge]

cuz econ killed me

[cold flax]

For the memes🫡

[slow path]

Taking a chance. Killed of abstract for burnt

[twilit bridge]

i had burger copied by blueprint and banana but banaan died

no money to reroll

[twilit bridge]

thats not even a chance

thats a guaranteed increase in score

[slow path]

Word?

[twilit bridge]

copy burning man

dont forget to

[teal thunder]

so long cavendish, make way for $3

[cold flax]

NOOOO

[slow path]

Aight den. Bet. Boutta run a train on this run

[twilit bridge]

is grimbo ever bait

[shell dagger]

ye

it’s bait in ante 8

also maybe ante 1 rental grimbo is bait on most decks

[twilit bridge]

ok just got a ante 1 rental and im abt to be punished for it

[cold flax]

Geinbo

Grimbo?

[twilit bridge]

yes

[latent egret]

not necessarily

it may very well work

[twilit bridge]

ik but im actively being punished

NVM immolate saved

[slow path]

Things are going well. Richish boi here

[twilit bridge]

then i get blessed with a square guy

lets go

[inner hollow]

FAHHH

[cold flax]

They with the rat pack

[twilit bridge]

theres no way this run could possibly fail!

[inner hollow]

Dont jinx it

[cold flax]

He was then shots 57 time

[twilit bridge]

dead

oh my gof

newimgojgqn 43ktl43rg

[slow path]

No gifs. Rude.

[inner hollow]

I forgot i was on analgpyph and took a rare tag

[twilit bridge]

GG

[inner hollow]

😭

[twilit bridge]

i just got shot back to ante 1

gg

[cold flax]

CINEMA

[twilit bridge]

eternal holographic rebate

mmm

i take

[inner hollow]

Anaglyph + yellow deck now

[cold flax]

Wait is this the blu print mime one😭

[twilit bridge]

that one ended quite a while ago

because banana died adn i had no econ thanks to mime being rental

[cold flax]

🤧

[inner hollow]

Imma just play yellow deck white stake 💔

My comfort deck

[twilit bridge]

went from being 10th in the world speedrunning outlast 2 to being a college freshman in 5 seconds

jesus

[inner hollow]

😭

[twilit bridge]

(5 years)

[cold flax]

Buttered toast ahh combo

[inner hollow]

Ong

[cold flax]

Elaborate???

[inner hollow]

[twilit bridge]

i held the record for the any% on outlast 2 in 2020/21

at 10th

2:23:something

2 hours 23 mins

[cold flax]

Daamn

[twilit bridge]

i was 45th in the world for outlast 1

at like

9 mins

theres a glithc in the first game where u jump on a bush in the first 30 seconds of the game and get immediately teleported to the end of the game

[gloomy vigil]

lost a negative hangingchad run

[twilit bridge]

fk

[cold flax]

Aw srry

[slow path]

Crap! What do I do?!

[twilit bridge]

sell smear

[cold flax]

Whats ur high card?

[twilit bridge]

easiest decision of u rlife

[slow path]

Lvl 1 high card. Flush was my go to

[cold flax]

Rofle

[twilit bridge]

do i jump in the flaming hot lava or stay where i am

[cold flax]

Yeah should be easy to build with madness

High card photo Chad😭

[slow path]

Sometimes that lava do be mighty appealing doe

[cold flax]

Balala

[twilit bridge]

balala

[hollow bramble]

yo guys can someone help me with a run

[pure jasper]

I would also like help

[slow path]

That's what we live for my dood

[hollow bramble]

im thinking sell para and take dna:

[twilit bridge]

stuntman gotta be one of the best jokers in the world

[hollow bramble]

yoricks are x11 and canio is x5

[slow path]

||kinda||

[twilit bridge]

brainstorm has come

[pure jasper]

Do I keep my things or should I sell smn and get smiley face?

[wild merlin]

Tips for checkered deck on green stake?

[slow path]

Peep game right cheer

[hollow bramble]

yeah thanks guys

[pure jasper]

The hologram is x2 mult btw

[twilit bridge]

yw!

[pure jasper]

Not sure if that's important though

[hollow bramble]

bru

whatdoidoooo

[twilit bridge]

can we help cool lizard before he goes off the rails plz

[hollow bramble]

yes do that

[gloomy swallow]

I WAS PLAYING CASUAL??

NAT NEGATIVE INVISIBLE JOKER???

[vocal rose]

bait!

[gloomy swallow]

ANTE 2????

WHAT THE FUCK??

[vocal rose]

bro it’s a nat negative

[gloomy swallow]

Rental too so it's cheaper if you pop it soon enough

[twilit bridge]

nat negative invisible joker increases ur joker slot by 1 always

itll put u at 6/5

its one of the rarest things in the game

[pure jasper]

Are nat negatives really that rare?

[slow path]

I've never seen a lucky hit EVERY TIME during a BPD chad

[twilit bridge]

nat negative invis is

[pure jasper]

Makes sense

[twilit bridge]

badda bing badda boom

[patent sail]

copy photo for more mult

[twilit bridge]

remember 5 seconds ago when u were panicked

[vocal rose]

invis doesn’t have a lower chance of showing up as a natural negative

[twilit bridge]

yes also copying cat for more hits on lucky

[twilit bridge]

ya but its a rare joker

[vocal rose]

so the same chances as other rare jokers

[slow path]

Straight history right here man. Was wild to see.

[primal eagle]

0.3%

[twilit bridge]

this guy is a walking nat negative jesus christ

[primal eagle]

same as soul

[pure jasper]

huh

[vocal rose]

huh

weird

[twilit bridge]

also

no

its a 0.3% chance on top o the chance that a rare appears

aka

pretty rare

[pure jasper]

So uh can I get help for my run

[twilit bridge]

ue

send

[pure jasper]

Sell something for smiley face or?

[vocal rose]

he was making the point a nat negative is a 0.3% chance

[vocal rose]

what’s holo at

[pure jasper]

x2

[twilit bridge]

no

[vocal rose]

sell holo

[twilit bridge]

how

[primal eagle]

no

[twilit bridge]

if planets r high keep

[pure jasper]

Holo is really easy to scale though

[twilit bridge]

exactly why u shoiuld kepe it

[teal thunder]

lmao

[pure jasper]

Oki

[plain briar]

do i take hanging chad

[pure jasper]

Misery

[twilit bridge]

no reason to

[twilit bridge]

kesus

[plain briar]

ight

[vocal rose]

smiley boosts your on scoring by a decent amount

which is your source of scoring

not hologram

[patent sail]

i kinda dislike holo just because it needs you to add garbage to your deck, but with pairs build its lowk not a big of a deal at all

[slow path]

Do you take hanging Chad. Of course. Always. Every time.

[pure jasper]

I mean yea but I'm probably gonna go for pairs anyways

Two pairs I mean

[plain briar]

i rerolled into it again

[slow path]

Chad is the biggest Chad known in the universe

For a reason

[vocal rose]

no you take abstract

[twilit bridge]

why do any of that if u can just have stencil with abstract and blue

[slow path]

AND CHAD

[twilit bridge]

runnin pairs

[primal eagle]

if you have planet levels - you will be having no scoring problems for now, what u want to do is level hands further up and make numbered glass cards in case plant comes

otherwise - sell holo

[pure jasper]

My levels are pretty low

All are like 2 and 1

[primal eagle]

oh no

[twilit bridge]

focus planets dawg

[pure jasper]

Is there still enough time on ante 4?

[primal eagle]

sell holo then

[primal eagle]

yes

ig

idk

[vocal rose]

you sell holo

[vocal rose]

take smiley

[primal eagle]

havwnt playwd green stake for a long time

[pure jasper]

Alrighty then

Hopefully I can get enoth xmult joker later

[unreal topaz]

somehow i found a reason to sell obelisk

[vocal rose]

not necessary

you want planet scaling

[gloomy vigil]

is this W ankh or have I sold the run

[unreal topaz]

not that obelisk wouldn't work

[solid osprey]

obelysk does not work why tf does it always reset when you play a hand twice its such a scam like why would you make such a bad jocker

[twilit bridge]

w

[primal eagle]

you already have enough xmult for ante 8

[vocal rose]

oh dear

[plain briar]

holy another chad

[vocal rose]

obelisk hate

[twilit bridge]

obelisk love

[vocal rose]

is this

[vocal rose]

not the same screen shot

[solid osprey]

deserved hate like it does not work ever

[vocal rose]

no it works

it works very well

[twilit bridge]

no

[unreal topaz]

not sure if this is genuine or not

[twilit bridge]

it works very well

[primal eagle]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[vocal rose]

probably genuine

[twilit bridge]

White stake warriors are also obelisk deniers

[unreal topaz]

obelisk is extremely strong

[solid osprey]

how tf did it reset here like

[twilit bridge]

if u have an equal number

[vocal rose]

like I don’t know what they’re tryna prove 😭

[vocal rose]

reading

[twilit bridge]

ur most played hand is considered the most played handw with the highest value

so

[primal eagle]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[twilit bridge]

if u play 2 high cards and 2 flushes, the game selects flush as ur most played

thats the issue

[primal eagle]

why do you expect obelisk to work in ante 2

[solid osprey]

tf you mean i played all my hands equally and when i cant ut said fuck you

[twilit bridge]

joker stencil

[vocal rose]

calm down

[unreal topaz]

it's round four buddy, you use the first ~four antes to set it up by spamming one hand type and the next ~four to play other hands

[vocal rose]

you’re upset over balatro

get over it

[twilit bridge]

joker stencil son or upset over balatro daughter

[teal thunder]

mmmm 84

[hardy fable]

stuntman

[primal eagle]

you play all hands equally and they also become your most played hand one by one

[unreal topaz]

you can make it work with less setup but this is a good rule of thumb

[twilit bridge]

texas roadhouse

or chilis

[primal eagle]

you are supposed to play like 15 pairs

and play any hand except pairs

[vocal rose]

triple dipper

[gloomy vigil]

wheel of fortune pollied the bana

[tranquil cedar]

stupid ass build to beat gold stake with

[vocal rose]

vs the bread

[gloomy vigil]

watch it die next hand

[twilit bridge]

mmm

[primal eagle]

and make sure no other hands reach 15 times

[twilit bridge]

alv

[patent sail]

gay council

now get the idol gay

[unreal topaz]

they can reach 15, just not 16

[primal eagle]

yeah

[cold flax]

O has an almost identical set up ooo

[hardy fable]

buy me, I synergize well with baron

[gloomy vigil]

whats the play here

[gloomy vigil]

too late

[hardy fable]

damn

[tranquil cedar]

lmao

I love stencil

might be one of my fav jokers to goof around with

[unreal topaz]

i mean stuntman+crimson heart is baron synergy, kinda

[gloomy vigil]

I have never bought you so I didnt know what you do

[primal eagle]

mega standard pack for polychrome red seal steel K

[gloomy vigil]

didnt want to risk an eternal

[tranquil cedar]

next to AJ and flash

[patent sail]

chad useless here since you dont really have anything that triggers on played cards

[tranquil cedar]

jee this man sure loves xmult

[cold flax]

Balala

[tranquil cedar]

joker poker

[twilit bridge]

grimbo son or bus daughter

[patent sail]

nevermind, idol

[gloomy vigil]

I bought it for future

[cold flax]

Who grinbo

[twilit bridge]

green joker

[patent sail]

they aint even bad tbh

[gloomy vigil]

FUCK

[twilit bridge]

both fire

[gloomy vigil]

ACCIDENTALY SOLD IDOL

[tranquil cedar]

mime baron son or blind skipper daughter

[unreal topaz]

i mean ride the bus is just better but they're both similarly powerful

[twilit bridge]

the latter is just idiocy

[plain briar]

oops here

[vocal rose]

the former is ass

[tranquil cedar]

cut my ante 1 investment tag sum slack plz

[vocal rose]

bus daughter

[unreal topaz]

erosion+trading card is fun when it happens

[patent sail]

i guess greem jonkler is a bit safer since he doesnt outright just reset on mistake, you just lose on 1 mult, but bus easier to scale since you still get the discards

[twilit bridge]

bus plus banner plus delayed grat and faceless rn

[vocal rose]

resetting ride the bus

is VERY hard to do

[unreal topaz]

bus is better bc you can discard for stuff like gold cards/blue seals

[hollow bramble]

guys i fumbled the run

[tranquil cedar]

me and grimbo kinda went from enemies to lovers ngl

[unreal topaz]

so bus costs less

[hollow bramble]

canio was doin alot more than i thoughtt

[tranquil cedar]

rip

[unreal topaz]

no discards is expensive

[patent sail]

i mean it is what i said, discards will always be useful

[patent sail]

honestly truth ✅✅✅

[vestal copper]

what joker do you get for discarding 5 jacks at the same time

[unreal topaz]

me and grimbo have always been lovers

[patent sail]

hit the road

[tranquil cedar]

deadass as a whitestaker I was saying "man green joker is absolute buns wdym i can't discard this dude never making it past 4 mult"

[vestal copper]

huh

[unreal topaz]

i think i watched some demo content that showed me the power of ride the bus

[patent sail]

the joker is hit the road

[vestal copper]

alr

[tranquil cedar]

and don't you come back no more

[vocal rose]

hit the road

[patent sail]

0.5x mult for each discarded Jack, resets every round

[twilit bridge]

hit the road dude

this aint state property this is private property

[tranquil cedar]

kid named the road:

[patent sail]

hitting our roads with that one

[unreal topaz]

straight up hitting it, and by it, lets just say, my road

[cold flax]

Whatchu say!

[patent sail]

who up hitting they road

[cold flax]

Hit the road Jack

[unreal topaz]

hit the road is good with green joker

no one talks about that

but it's good with high card/pairs

[cold flax]

Is green

[tranquil cedar]

hit the road is actually goated with burglar

[cold flax]

The one

[patent sail]

delayed gratification is insane with burglar

[cold flax]

Where milt for hand ply

[unreal topaz]

i'm not even lying

[novel wing]

GUYS, I need help with a decision

[cold flax]

No

[tranquil cedar]

UNINSTALL 🗣️🔥💯

[patent sail]

dont pick the baron

[novel wing]

do I or do I not sell hanging chad to guarantee bloodstone

[twilit bridge]

sell

[patent sail]

🚀 Game Mode: On

Access Game Overlay in Control Center

[unreal topaz]

ew, bloodstone

[tranquil cedar]

-# Access Game Overlay in Control Center

[patent sail]

how it feels to pick up rocket ante 1

[tranquil cedar]

implies the existence of a lymphstone

[slow iris]

how it feels to sell rocket

[patent sail]

[tranquil cedar]

houston bro we're fucked 💔

[quiet spindle]

This explains the overheating and high battery drain rate on mobile

[tranquil cedar]

who on earth

[unreal topaz]

lmfao

[vestal copper]

lmfao

[tranquil cedar]

who tf out here playing digital poker in real life fps

[quiet spindle]

lmfao

[patent sail]

who tf needs to see the bloodstone miss all 5 cards in 500 fps

[twilit bridge]

i need to take a break from balatro

because i just reset my bus

at like 30mult

[cold flax]

Raaah

[novel wing]

listen, IN MY DEFENSE, polychrome bloodstone in the first buffoon pack, what does a man do in this situation

[tranquil cedar]

balatro needs a break from you

[twilit bridge]

no

[tranquil cedar]

UNINSTALL 🗣️🔥💯

[cold flax]

BBNo balala

[novel wing]

w response

[unreal topaz]

sell for interest

[patent sail]

who up blooding they stone

[cold flax]

Balala

[tranquil cedar]

who up arrowing they head

[unreal topaz]

actually the polychrome can be useful if you're playing pairs i guess

and temperance value

[patent sail]

my beloved

[cold flax]

It is 4 am Gn everyone

[unreal topaz]

idk about the underlying joker

[tranquil cedar]

who up roughin they gem

[tranquil cedar]

gah damn yea go sleep bro gn 😭

[patent sail]

she rough on my gem till i $1

[vestal copper]

who up onyxing their agate

[tranquil cedar]

she mult on my club till i onyx

she hang on my chad till i

[royal bobcat]

Kinda based server tag change

[tranquil cedar]

omg Jimbo

hell yeah

my man

[slow path]

Lucky cat gonna have to be wheeled out when this run is over

[tranquil cedar]

fatass cat

[vestal copper]

wasnt it mult

[slow path]

Bigchonkyboi

[patent sail]

cat eating good tonight

[tranquil cedar]

who up luckying they cat

[patent sail]

local thunk needs to fix a bug where flower pot appears in shops

[vestal copper]

truly

[weak relic]

Banana

[glad viper]

AHHHH

AHHHHH

[tranquil cedar]

the potassium build

[slow path]

195x20 lvl 20 hc rn.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

[woven spire]

Localthunk needs to remove flower pot.

[vestal copper]

is flower pot this bad

[tranquil cedar]

CLOWNS ON A COUCH FAN SPOTTED HELLO??????

[cold flax]

Holy cow

[patent sail]

make it uninstall and refund the game upon getting picked up

[tranquil cedar]

Balatro 2.0.0
Removed all jokers from the game

[cold flax]

Peak

[woven spire]

you got it

[vestal copper]

jokerless players eating good

[cold flax]

When’s the battle pass???

I need skins for my jimbo

[vestal copper]

balatre pass

[slow path]

Finished. It's perfect.

I think we call it "poker" now

[patent sail]

my favorite game about photochad and some other 148 useless cards

[tranquil cedar]

Fixed a bug where balatro was playable

[cold flax]

23.99

[vestal copper]

frozen burnt joker wghen

[tranquil cedar]

It's like he's in some kind of... texas hold em...

[slow path]

Pre release alpha etc.

[tranquil cedar]

chat on fire

[woven spire]

i lowk like that, make it the only joker, if u pick it up the game crashes and refunds itself

[glad viper]

HIIIIIIIIIIIII

[slow path]

Lord an I grateful this isn't EA type ish

[vestal copper]

chat is having some fire takes rn ngl

[glad viper]

JOIN THE SERVER NOW

[patent sail]

thats what you get for even considering running flower pot

[tranquil cedar]

SIR YES SIR

didn't know they had a server

[cold flax]

Everyday I go to bed and wish for a balala battle pass

[woven spire]

deserved

[cold flax]

I need skins

[tranquil cedar]

shit I can't

@glad viper drop invite on dms

[cold flax]

Whats wrong with flower pot???

[slow path]

Omg, my guilty thought right here

[glad viper]

alr

[tranquil cedar]

everything??

[patent sail]

it exists

[tranquil cedar]

what is NOT wrong with flower pot dawg

[cold flax]

Am I stupid or am can you

[inner hollow]

Chat help

[cold flax]

Play four cards of diff suit

[vestal copper]

huh?

[woven spire]

it wastes a very good amount of space in the shop.

[cold flax]

AHH

[patent sail]

it would be a bit more useful if it considered 4 wild cards as a valid hand to trigger on, but it doesnt

[tranquil cedar]

Ate the deck

[vestal copper]

there are banned words here?

[cold flax]

I don’t swear promise

[vestal copper]

i didnt say anything wrong tho

[inner hollow]

Fr lol

[cold flax]

Like irl I never do mb:(

[glad viper]

what

[inner hollow]

Same

[glad viper]

oh no

[patent sail]

its hard to make all 4 of them scoring sometimes

[tranquil cedar]

it's like you're in some kind of... tokyo ghoul...

[vestal copper]

is this a swearless server :nails:

[cold flax]

Oooh they all have to score?

[inner hollow]

[tranquil cedar]

you can say fuck

[cold flax]

Well that makes sense

[patent sail]

p*op

[vestal copper]

i did in fact say it

[patent sail]

d*ng

[tranquil cedar]

sh*cks

[patent sail]

yup

[vestal copper]

and it killed the message for some reason

[woven spire]

chat these are my stats rn

[vestal copper]

mult?

[cold flax]

Four of a kind maaaaybe

I’ll make flower pot work I beleiev

[inner hollow]

Flower pot activates with wild cards right?

[weak relic]

Bruh

[vestal copper]

you need to bloat you deck to even try using flower pot

[patent sail]

if youre reliably doing 4oak you probably did death/cryptid/dna which means youll have more cards of one suit

[inner hollow]

Lmao

[slow path]

I fear no blind

[vestal copper]

that kinda sounds mid icl ngl

[cold flax]

I was thinking that:( makes sense. Mine always end up diomaond or clubs

[lost vault]

running high card with the lucky cat is such a wast smh

[patent sail]

flower pot needs to instead give more xmult the more unique suits you have scoring

[slow path]

Lc @ a nice 6.75X chonk

[inner hollow]

Nails

[slow path]

Oh?

[woven spire]

the plant:

[lost vault]

well its too late to turn away

but u play less luckies

[cold flax]

The goat hydroxide

[lost vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[inner hollow]

[slow path]

Figures

[patent sail]

shaking in his boots 😔

[woven spire]

less lucky cards = Less triggers

[cold flax]

Significant

[cold flax]

Chigoat

[inner hollow]

I was doing a wee joker build and got kinda scared when the plant showed up😭

[woven spire]

lmao

[slow path]

The scaling will screw me asap. I know that.

[patent sail]

watch out for the boss blind! they have 2x blind size, and may be rather treacherous to fight!

[inner hollow]

Imagine running this build with no director's cut

[cold flax]

Zelda ahh dialogue

[vestal copper]

[patent sail]

rerolling plant into club debuffer

[woven spire]

WHY do we have 3 barons and 2 copy jokers

[slow path]

Baron love anonymous meeting here

[inner hollow]

Because invisible joker loves baron

4th one😭

[vestal copper]

baron is such a rigged card

[woven spire]

damn

[inner hollow]

Got from showman

[patent sail]

for me he always loves whatever is the most useless to copy joker in my build

[inner hollow]

Yes until recently i got insane luck for 2 days and invisible joker went on a rampage

[vestal copper]

copy that

[patent sail]

you may have 10 good jokers and 1 random nat negative you picked up for fun and he WILL choose that negative

[woven spire]

invisible carried my naneinf run

[inner hollow]

Ong😭

[quick solar]

guys how long would it take to hit the money limit (like 2^58 i think?)

[lost vault]

e^58?

[woven spire]

i don’t think that’s possible

[patent sail]

average doc highscore run

[woven spire]

true

[quick solar]

you can get infinite money by abusing temperance / hermit + emperor/fool

[woven spire]

ohhh that one

yeah a LOT

[vestal copper]

temperance

[lost vault]

so like that

[quick solar]

or well infinite up until the added money and new money result in the same value

[quick solar]

2^58 is just a guess

[lost vault]

thats not 2, its e

[woven spire]

that’s just a little bit more than e58

[lost vault]

it less

[woven spire]

I can’t read for shit

[lost vault]

its not infinite, as you dont have infinite time

[patent sail]

yeah thats me whenever i encounter psychic

[normal anvil]

Guys what I should do?

[woven spire]

me with the needle:

[quick solar]

yeah at 2^58 the ulp become 64 which is bigger than the max you can get from temperance which is 50

[lost vault]

assuming you wanna reach e25 you'd have to use the emperor ~7e23 times

[cold flax]

The blind that screws me up the most is the discardy one I never read it and then I’m ded

[quick solar]

and temperance too

[woven spire]

could you naneinf money?

[quick solar]

no

[patent sail]

if i had a nickel for every time i threw a run to forgetting what psychic does, id have like 2 idk

[lost vault]

which is aboutttt 700 sextillion hermits

[quick solar]

cause money can only be added not multiplied

[lost vault]

like

you are dead before that happens

[woven spire]

Yeah, buuut with enough time you could

[quick solar]

no

cause at some point the computer looks at a value (say 2^58) and is like

[lost vault]

thats the problem, there isnt enough time

[quick solar]

2^58 + 50 is still 2^58

[lost vault]

and ywah the game just rounds it out anyway

[quick solar]

so the value doesnt actually change

[lost vault]

so you never get there

[cold flax]

End behavior ahh😭

[patent sail]

insert unfunny joke about doc easily doing it somewhere around here

[woven spire]

Not for a person yeah, but imagine someone did have enough time, somehow

[quick solar]

still no

[lost vault]

even if it was possible 700 sextillion hermits is way too many for ajyone to do

[patent sail]

probably not due to how rounding works

[cold flax]

We gonna manifest it

[lost vault]

then they should probably spend that time doing something else

[cold flax]

DESMOX

the goat

[vestal copper]

lmao

[cold flax]

Ong love that thing

[woven spire]

is there anything else?

[inner hollow]

If they travel at 99% the speed of light then maybe

[lost vault]

yes theres a lot more to life than balatro

[quick solar]

this is what i was working on for a bit lol\

[patent sail]

lie

[woven spire]

bs.

[pure jasper]

Scored my first 100 mil I'm so happy

[inner hollow]

Dude wtf

[pure jasper]

Glass cards are so good

[inner hollow]

Niceee

[inner hollow]

True

[cold flax]

This is sick! What’s going on here? Why polychrome lol

[patent sail]

those certainly are numbers alright ✅

[cold flax]

[quick solar]

oh also heres the sha3 algorithm in desmos if anyone wants it

[patent sail]

yeah those look like functions that output stuff to me

[woven spire]

oh yeah, i like the colors on it 💯 💯

[lost vault]

i mean even if there wasnt wouldnt there be things youd wanna do in balatro other than click 1 button for literal trillions of years

[inner hollow]

Half of them are letters 😭

[quick solar]

oh just to help visualse sets of bracets easier

[neon jackal]

looks like hell

[patent sail]

as a balatro player, i cannot read therefore i cannot comprehend what is a "letter"

[woven spire]

if i had infinite time i would do it, out of boredom

[inner hollow]

🙏

[quick solar]

most of the NIST alogithms are actually pretty easy to implement

as they should be

[cold flax]

Whats it for? Fun class etc

[lost vault]

you didnt say infinite, you said enough time to reach the money limit

[neon jackal]

well they look like hell

[quick solar]

i was bored

[neon jackal]

at a closer glance they're not THAT difficult

[cold flax]

That’s cool

[woven spire]

true

[neon jackal]

i prefer 256 bit encoding

its easier to do

😭

[lost vault]

you know what you coukd do in that much time

[patent sail]

i prefer machine language what are yall on

[lost vault]

install cryptid

[cold flax]

I no know cs😭

[neon jackal]

cryptid mod is demon spawn's ideas in real life

[patent sail]

computers gonna see 1 and think to themselves "hell yea"

[cold flax]

RIP

[quick solar]

also someone is in the process of making baaltro in desmos btw

[neon jackal]

oh

wow

[quick solar]

if you guys we'rent aware

[neon jackal]

thats nice

[lost vault]

no its more like "true...."

[quick solar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzzmx9I-72Q

[woven spire]

That randomized deck in cryptid is fun ngl

[patent sail]

i keep getting that video recommended but never bothered watching it

[neon jackal]

wait holy shit

why doest it look so similar

[quick solar]

cause its supposed to be?

[neon jackal]

i thought itd be a little off

but like the card models are exact

[quick solar]

well the font couse use some work

[neon jackal]

yeah the font is an obvious outlier

[patent sail]

id imagine its a very early WIP currently

[quick solar]

its not that hard to draw in desmos btw

https://www.desmos.com/calculator/gvtdrngjpg

[cold flax]

The only nice thing I ever made on desmos was a Riemann sum visualizercthat didn’t work for negatives😭

[quick solar]

like i did this in an afternoon

[lost vault]

misprint deck + misprint sleeve is an experience trust me on this

[neon jackal]

holy

[cold flax]

That’s amazing

[patent sail]

only nice thing i did in desmos is open it, think to myself "wtf" and close it

[woven spire]

imma install the 2 mods later cuz i have to try this lol

[quick solar]

you mean like this?

[woven spire]

But imma go to sleep again

Bye chat

[lost vault]

alrighty

bai

[neon jackal]

cya cleb

[quick solar]

cya!

[cold flax]

Yee it was fun cuz I had never used lists before

[neon jackal]

im not that well-acquainted with desmos either

so this all seems all the more impressive

[cold flax]

Yeep

[quick solar]

if you think this is impressive...

[neon jackal]

gonna hit me with a hydrogen bomb

lol

[lost vault]

i mean at the end of the day isnt desmos just programming

[quick solar]

im like mid at best in the desmos skill ladder if one exists

[cold flax]

Ohh jeepers creepers

[neon jackal]

wait i can do that

[lost vault]

kinda like geometry dash

[patent sail]

if they gonna remake entirety of the game they should avoid adding flower pot

[neon jackal]

😭😭

[quick solar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbvSqXIWm2M

[cold flax]

😭

[neon jackal]

is that a whole damn OS in desmos

[quick solar]

it has desmos in desmos btw

[cold flax]

Ott what math /cs have you done if u don’t mind me asking. Is there anything u suggest?

[lost vault]

dude i need to program in geometry dash more

i love it

[neon jackal]

dude.

[quick solar]

along with like 30 other apps

[lost vault]

i love how geomerty dash is justva game engine

se

:3

[quick solar]

minecraft too

and terreria

[lost vault]

any gd players go check out "dead god cult" right now

[quick solar]

and probably alot of other games

[neon jackal]

dead god = dg = gd = geometry dash

🤯

[lost vault]

it is a balatro inspired deckbuilder roguelite

[cold flax]

Damn I really gotta go to bed gn everyone nice chatting

[lost vault]

gn

[neon jackal]

have a nice sleep

damn that sounds awkward

alright cya

lmao

[lost vault]

sleep well~

[neon jackal]

yeah that makes more sense

[cold flax]

I get it dw😭

[neon jackal]

in retrospect

[quick solar]

goodnight!

[oak axle]

Is there a femboy furry Skin in for cards in balatro

[quick solar]

sylveon do you like this

[lost vault]

i dunno :(

[oak axle]

Me

[quick solar]

indeed

[oak axle]

[lost vault]

i want balatro but all the jokers are boy kisser

[oak axle]

Yes

[last geyser]

121/150

[oak axle]

I draw rn

[wicked sable]

"fragile" might just be the funniest challenge I've ever played

[balmy gulch]

There's an error with the Eye and Loyalty Card. If you do a repeat hand, loyalty card will appear to not tick down, but it actually does.

[lost vault]

whos car is this

[oak axle]

Not mine

I'm broke

[lost vault]

smh

[tardy cosmos]

Was this a good run

Didnt get ectos

And got unlucky with vouchers

[neon jackal]

genuinely how do you micromanage for the first 3 rounds

its impossible for me

[normal anvil]

Guys help pls

[neon jackal]

bro you're on white stake 😭

anything goes

[neon jackal]

green deck white stake

[balmy gulch]

Dude if he's asking for help, then give help

[neon jackal]

fuck it get rid of odd todd

or whatever its name is

[lost vault]

yeah :3

[balmy gulch]

Don't just say "bro it's so easy"

[neon jackal]

i don't see you helping 💔

[vestal copper]

you arent helping too :nails:

[balmy gulch]

What's icecream on rn?

[vestal copper]

maybe this person will learn smth

[wicked sable]

lose 80% of your deck praying you'll find a retrigger joker. i had dusk at the start which wasted even more

[neon jackal]

thats not great to hear

so you just have the rest of the run with 20% of your original deck?

[wicked sable]

once i found chad i just skipped every blind and played whatever on the bosses

[neon jackal]

oh yeah we can skip

i forgor

[wicked sable]

lmao

[lost vault]

meow

[wicked sable]

meow

i never do it in normal games unless it's on anaglyph

[neon jackal]

i love skipping on investment tags

[oak axle]

Guys

[neon jackal]

investment tags give you so many dopamine hits its crazy

[neon jackal]

probably the lucky king

[oak axle]

Anyway @lost vault the 0 Ante

[lost vault]

are you mad

[neon jackal]

oh didnt see polychrome

my fault

[lost vault]

ante 0 is so silly

ante -1 is possible tho >:3c

with a bug albiet

[balmy gulch]

It's so annoying to get ante -1 tho

[neon jackal]

just use mods to slow down your game to 1 frame a second or something

[patent sail]

HELL YEA

videojaming

[lost vault]

:3

[oak axle]

Should I get poly 3

[neon jackal]

yeah

[lost vault]

gemetry desh

[lost vault]

sure

make it lucky and its goated

[patent sail]

i will make 1 part of my best level ever and then never touch it again

[lost vault]

so real brah

[oak axle]

??

[neon jackal]

dan

dna

woah

[oak axle]

What cards gotta go

[lost vault]

i like made a horribly balanced recreation of unfair flips a while ago and havent finished it

[vestal copper]

dna

[oak axle]

What card gotta go thought??

[neon jackal]

are you playing pair

or flush

or what

[lost vault]

i'd remove the delgrat

[olive raptor]

Am I cooked?

[patent sail]

buy dna and then start a new run

[lost vault]

assuming uou're gonna use dna to copy the poly 3

[neon jackal]

nah i think you're chilling

[olive raptor]

Look at the ante

[neon jackal]

oh