🕹・game-discussion

[idle haven]

Truth nuke

[cosmic sun]

thats prime eating ripeness ngl

better finish them all

[torpid bridge]

I hate eating banana

[cosmic sun]

or make banana bread

[idle haven]

Is your life rainfall and puddles

Bananas are so fun to eat

[tepid skiff]

bananas good (stabs fifth time)

[idle haven]

I just chomp down them

[torpid bridge]

Bananas mid

[cosmic sun]

as a kid I hated it but bananas are kind of a goated snack

[torpid bridge]

Have yall ever tried mangosteen

[idle haven]

Can I naneinf

[tepid skiff]

(aggressively/cutely stabs sixth time)

[stoic canopy]

Are "played" face cards held in hand cards if they are activated by Baron for example?

[torpid bridge]

Mangosteen is the true king

[idle haven]

No

[torpid bridge]

Ok penmid

[cosmic sun]

yeah but not everyone has access to mangosteen ngl

[slow pine]

Chat

[torpid bridge]

Im viet so its fairly accessible

[slow pine]

Whats the move

[pale ridge]

Mangos where I live are expensive

[torpid bridge]

Mangosteen is different from mango

[cosmic sun]

I prefer longan berries tbh

[idle haven]

Are those two golden jokers

[cosmic sun]

they're very mild

[wanton breach]

you need about this much

[slow pine]

They're polychrome and yes

[cosmic sun]

And I can eat a million

[torpid bridge]

I used to had 2 longan trees

[idle haven]

Sell one for brainstorm

[torpid bridge]

😭

[pale ridge]

Can i see a Mango steen

[slow pine]

Ok but which one theres 2, the left or right

[pale ridge]

Left

[tepid skiff]

(stabs seventh time blood gushes out stabs eighth time)

[idle haven]

This might be the WORST message sent in this server

[idle haven]

Fuck the left one

Omm all my hbs hate left

[pale ridge]

(Melons)

[pale ridge]

Oh

[idle haven]

I like

Ketchup

[tepid skiff]

looks very stabbable just like u

[idle haven]

We need a ketchup joker in balalala

[torpid bridge]

Ketchup is probably what ruins cuisine

[wanton breach]

banana was really sweet

[idle haven]

+5 discards -1 every round

Trust

[torpid bridge]

Thats why i hate it

[cosmic sun]

there needs to be a joker that forms when you have 3 food jokers or smth

[wanton breach]

why it's so average sized tho

[cosmic sun]

merge em all

[idle haven]

Sandwich joker and it gives all the food jokers (except cavendish)

1 in 10 chance it gets eaten every round

And with effects like the bean and ice cream

It just loops

If it hits zero

[wanton breach]

it's smooth, like eating a good banana
no earthy flavors

[slow pine]

Is this bait

[idle haven]

Make it rare too

[torpid bridge]

Banana is better made smoothie

[pale ridge]

banana top 10 fruits

[idle haven]

Top 3

[torpid bridge]

Banana is like

[idle haven]

I like grape orange and banana

[torpid bridge]

Top 10 from the bottom

[slow pine]

4 playing cards is a whole 1× mult on thag joker chat

[weak relic]

Really?

[pale ridge]

pear is in my top 3

[torpid bridge]

Bananas so freaking mif

[molten thicket]

mime gaming

where is my baron dawg

[slow pine]

Do i take this or nah

[idle haven]

Js say ur straight

[wanton breach]

your opinions just pissed me off

[cosmic sun]

you gon take this skip and miss a mega standard + a spectral pack that gives 4 cards

[idle haven]

What's holo at rn

[wanton breach]

including the pair allegation

[tepid skiff]

spelling error (stabs ninth time)

[torpid bridge]

Mid

[slow pine]

3.25

[wanton breach]

(stab)

[cosmic sun]

baby bananas tho

[pale ridge]

(melons second time)

[pale ridge]

CHEEKS

[idle haven]

Id say use one but not both

[terse vale]

yes

[cosmic sun]

nuh

[wanton breach]

average sized banana

[cosmic sun]

depends where you get them

[wanton breach]

baby banana is unriped banana

[pale ridge]

I'm not exactly in a tropical country

[cosmic sun]

no its the small ones that turn ripe anyway

[pale ridge]

Uhh

[terse vale]

you’d be missing out on like 8 tarots

[torpid bridge]

Here is a baby banana

Baby size

[cosmic sun]

the goat

[molten thicket]

ooh thats a peak banana

[wanton breach]

yeah, like balkan is a tropical place

[cosmic sun]

of bananas

[pale ridge]

The woat of bananas

[slow pine]

Lets go

[torpid bridge]

Peak of mid is still mid

[tepid skiff]

small banana (stabs tenth times and enjoys it)

[cosmic sun]

do balkan people actually eat breakfast like the videos or is it just a meme

[pale ridge]

worst of all time = woat

[torpid bridge]

I think the fruits those I hate most

[tepid skiff]

prepares stab

[torpid bridge]

Are what my mother sold when she still doing business

[wanton breach]

idk, but they certainly didn't play balatro

[torpid bridge]

She used to sell

Oranges

Lemons

Gingers

Chilis

[pale ridge]

when we have guests its accurate but when we're alone we eat less

[wanton breach]

ginger is peak

[torpid bridge]

Sometimes bananas

And longans

[acoustic kettle]

Organs

[torpid bridge]

We had banana trees and longan trees

[pale ridge]

I'm in the group of 50 balkan balatro players

[wanton breach]

i had papaya tree growing up in my backyard

[tepid skiff]

(stabs tiredly)

[cosmic sun]

so like the video where it's a whole table of men spitting vegetable tops at each other

[pale ridge]

nah we dont spit them

[torpid bridge]

Same here

[idle haven]

Ptooah

[torpid bridge]

And papaya is like number 1

From top to bottom

🙂

[cosmic sun]

yeah I figured that xd

[wanton breach]

yeah, cuz i live in your walls

[torpid bridge]

I mean backward

Of course

[pale ridge]

I had a hazelnut tree up until almost a year ago when we moved out of our house

[torpid bridge]

Papaya smells like vomit

[wanton breach]

what

[tepid skiff]

(lowers stab)

[wanton breach]

they dont

[cosmic sun]

papaya is aight

[torpid bridge]

They do

[cosmic sun]

not a fruit I seek out

[pale ridge]

Never had a papaya in my entire life

[wanton breach]

i have never smelled a vomit in a papaya

[tepid skiff]

(stabs by surprise while caught off guard)

[torpid bridge]

You should never have

[wanton breach]

move from balkan

[torpid bridge]

Should I do the tier list of fruits

[pale ridge]

Only place I'm moving to is to Berlin where 80% of balkan nationalists live

[cosmic sun]

melon is A

[molten thicket]

papaya makes me feel sick

[torpid bridge]

Melon is D at best

Oh its A

Watermelon is D tho

[cosmic sun]

nah a nice melon is refreshing and a little crispy

[pale ridge]

Melon is A or S- but watermelon is S

[wanton breach]

they don't even smell that much

[cosmic sun]

wow a clash of opinions

[torpid bridge]

70% of Watermelon is like water

[cosmic sun]

watermelon is either C or B depending on if its a good one

[pale ridge]

It's sweet (sometimes) and crunchy

[tepid skiff]

(lowers stab and gets ready to stab again when least expected)

[molten thicket]

watermelon is like a-

[wanton breach]

watered melon

[worthy schooner]

hey, why dont i have completionist++? i thought it only requires the golden stickers to count, do i have to do all challenges and unlock all tags?

[torpid bridge]

Watermelon is just water

[slow pine]

RIP run

[wanton breach]

yes

[slow pine]

It was good while it laster

Some call it

[cosmic sun]

watermelon, +50 chips +5 mult
when it dies, turn into splash

[molten thicket]

good water

[slow pine]

The greatest deal in the history of deals

Or whatever that 1 guy said

[weak relic]

Bruh

[wanton breach]

your body is 70% water

[molten thicket]

water that makes you go "this is good water"

[cosmic sun]

lettuce is also water

[wanton breach]

pee is also water

[pale ridge]

concrete is also water

[tepid skiff]

that will change when I stab

[quartz ember]

you usually need to complete another run after you get the last sticker

[torpid bridge]

You drink pee?

[wanton breach]

i pee pee, not drink pee

[slow pine]

Yes
Also, Aviv? As in tel?

[molten thicket]

bars

[weak relic]

Oh my GOD

[pale ridge]

Cany risk getting banned

[wanton breach]

elite ball knowledge

[wanton breach]

who's gonna tell him?

[torpid bridge]

Sweet

[slow pine]

I learned krav maga there

[weak relic]

Now watch me die in next blind

[slow pine]

YOOOO

[cosmic sun]

can you live without swash

I mean surely right

[weak relic]

Yeah

[cosmic sun]

im staying up cause im getting hit by a winter storm in several hours

[wanton breach]

As in tel?
As intel?
Intel??!!

[torpid bridge]

Are you in america?

[cosmic sun]

yes

dont go here

[torpid bridge]

The biggest effect of storm at my place is like

[cosmic sun]

flooding

[torpid bridge]

The temp drops by 10C more

[cosmic sun]

lots of flooding

[torpid bridge]

It doesnt need storm to be flooding

[pale ridge]

my country got flooded recently and school was delayed

[torpid bridge]

Heavy rains cause flooding already

[dense trellis]

Lucky

[wanton breach]

flooding is really a problem everywhere, huh?

[torpid bridge]

I mean

[tepid skiff]

bro can do anything

[wanton breach]

i wonder why

[torpid bridge]

Here u have flood just from raining

[pale ridge]

I got like 2 or 3 days extra

[cosmic sun]

I almost considered moving there but idk if I'm actually built for it

I was there for like a month as a kid

[dense trellis]

That's why i chose the profile picture lol

[wanton breach]

my country just deal with floodings everywhere

[torpid bridge]

There?

[cosmic sun]

Vietnam

[torpid bridge]

Are u in a 3rd world country

[wanton breach]

i tought it was just my country

[torpid bridge]

Youll die of the heat

[tepid skiff]

Youll die of stab

[wanton breach]

*4th world country

[pale ridge]

Hottest summer I had was like 40 or 41°C

[torpid bridge]

Zimbabwe?

Or Venezuela?

[wanton breach]

closer to you than you think

[pale ridge]

Laos?

[cosmic sun]

the phillippines

[wanton breach]

hot

very hot

[cosmic sun]

cambodia

[wanton breach]

colder

[torpid bridge]

I dont consider Philippines to be 4th world

Philippines is 3rd world

[wanton breach]

Philippines is my neighbor

sort of

[molten thicket]

philippines is def a 3rd world country

[cosmic sun]

thailand

[wanton breach]

warm

[torpid bridge]

Thailand is even better than viet

😭

[wanton breach]

hope they stop fighting tho

[torpid bridge]

Ywah

[cosmic sun]

indonesia

[wanton breach]

bingo

[cosmic sun]

they lowkey got us beat in food

or at least soups

[pale ridge]

Indonesia is the new Italian brainrot maker

[torpid bridge]

Thai food is too sour and spicy

[torpid bridge]

I get a stomach ache eating their food

[slow pine]

I am the roffle of balatro

[wanton breach]

no, it's the same time as the Italians

[torpid bridge]

Id rather eat bland UK food

Than thai food

At least i dont get stomach ache

[cosmic sun]

I guess they dont have banh xeo

small w

[wanton breach]

the joke just didn't reach international audiences yet

[molten thicket]

banh xeo is so mid

[cosmic sun]

NO

[torpid bridge]

Are you vietnamese?

[wanton breach]

(stabs)

[cosmic sun]

vietnamese american

so banana

[torpid bridge]

Im fine with whatever viet food you yall insulting

[molten thicket]

banh xeo is so greasy

[torpid bridge]

Just leave hu tieu aside

[molten thicket]

ive had it like once and never again

[cosmic sun]

that's the point

but it's so fun

[wanton breach]

you're just a hater
and you're fine with it

[pale ridge]

the only non bland foods I can think of that come from my country (or are atleast popular in my country) is bean stew and cooked peppers stuffed with rice and meat

[torpid bridge]

What kind of banh xeo did you try

Crunchy or soft one?

[molten thicket]

idk random shop

[torpid bridge]

Was it crunchy?

[wanton breach]

no food is bland here in Indonesia

[torpid bridge]

Same here

[molten thicket]

more greasy than crunchy

[torpid bridge]

Vietfood is kinda too salty for me

[wanton breach]

other than those cheaply made bread

[pale ridge]

our bread is cool

[cosmic sun]

Banh Xeo is like one of my favorite food experiences ngl you take leaves and lettuce and wrap the food in it then dip it

[wanton breach]

European bread is really good

[pale ridge]

Bread is a balkan staple

[torpid bridge]

What kind did u get tho?

The crunchy version or soft version

They are from 2 different regions

[molten thicket]

idk viet food is pretty bland compared to other cuisines

[cosmic sun]

uhhhh probably soft

[molten thicket]

well not "bland" but uhh i cant describe it

[torpid bridge]

Did u every try nuoc mam? 😭

[molten thicket]

im vietnamese...

[torpid bridge]

Nuoc mam is definitely not bland

[torpid bridge]

Stop eating more salt

[cosmic sun]

I've probably had both

[torpid bridge]

Youre gonna get kidney problem

[molten thicket]

you just need to use less nuoc mam man

[wanton breach]

as a rice eater, i don't consider eating a bread is eating a meal, its like eating snacks for me

[torpid bridge]

When I eat outside I feel like getting kidney problem

[cosmic sun]

yea cause its a carb

[pale ridge]

Not like eating js bread like we use bread with everything

[cosmic sun]

gotta wipe your mouth with bread then eat it /s

[torpid bridge]

And here is another hot take on viet food

Pho is mid

[mystic bear]

I am pretty sure I've committed multiple crimes against Balatro and the dev may have me arrested. If so, I regret nothing.

[molten thicket]

ehhhh

[pale ridge]

I've never had like any Asian food besides like ramen

[torpid bridge]

Pho is the most underwhelming noodle dish in viet cuisine

[molten thicket]

kinda?????????? ish???

[wanton breach]

we are talking about foods on game discussion lol

[torpid bridge]

New joker idea

[cosmic sun]

thats cause buon bo hue solos

[torpid bridge]

Foods are sources of inspiration

[west hemlock]

I have no idea how people get decks of jokers like this on natural runs

[molten thicket]

yo peak mentioned??

[cosmic sun]

actually

[torpid bridge]

Im not a fan of bun bo hue but I agree that pho is worse than bun bo hue

[cosmic sun]

bun rieu solos that too

[mystic bear]

unfortunately, this is a seeded run, not natural

[west hemlock]

Ah

[hidden birch]

Yall

I found ts

[mystic bear]

but I love Anaglyph, so you can do this pretty easily there, if you save up your doubles for a negative tag

[molten thicket]

ehhhhh

[rigid glen]

what could I have done to get further into the game with this

[cosmic sun]

the imitation crab goes hard

[hidden birch]

Nat poly bp and mime, early baron

[torpid bridge]

I honestly dont understand why pho is the icon of viet food

Bun real better

Bun bo hue better

[molten thicket]

why the fuck is imitation crab in bun rieu

[torpid bridge]

Banh cuon better

Com tam better

[cosmic sun]

com tam is a classic

[torpid bridge]

Hu tieu even better but hu tieu is a chinese inspired

[cosmic sun]

the restaurants here serve it

[wanton breach]

instant ramen is like the worst food you can buy

it taste good, but bad for your health

[cosmic sun]

I like hu tieu too, probably put it over bun bo hue

[cosmic sun]

lowkey I stopped buying it

not even a cup ramen

[pale ridge]

like I've had a full bowl once or twice after that I just don't like it

Now

[wanton breach]

fake ramen

[wanton breach]

just don't discard a card when you're eating it

[cosmic sun]

ramen a goat card

[torpid bridge]

I have never tried a correct ramen tho

[wanton breach]

burglar + gren joker + ramen combo on gold stake

[torpid bridge]

Shops here modified the dish so it better fit our taste

[molten thicket]

ramen is pretty good lol

[cosmic sun]

screw the ramen i'm ordering gyoza

[icy hollow]

Instant ramen slander?????

[torpid bridge]

But my brother who traveled to my japan told me real ramen tastes more salty

[cosmic sun]

gyoza is like top 3 japanese food for me and it aint even fully japanese

[torpid bridge]

Probably not my thing if thats the case

[wanton breach]

even in Japan, not all ramen places is real

some of them just a tourist trap

[pale ridge]

Ancient joker is a slightly better bloodstone imo

[torpid bridge]

I usually dont eat instant ramen

Cuz i have a real bad metabolism

[cosmic sun]

I would visit Japan but not live there

[rigid glen]

what could I have done to get further into the game with this

[terse vale]

just slightly?

[wanton breach]

ancient joker is the only reason im wild

[cosmic sun]

Shi seems depressing as hell

[wanton breach]

I'm using wild card*

[pale ridge]

Yea

[torpid bridge]

Well its what is most depicted on media

[terse vale]

wilds with ancient sadly arent that good and its crazy cus thats like their best use

[torpid bridge]

But i dont think everyone there is like that

Even if u move there your life will be different

[cosmic sun]

I think it's a bit glamourized ngl

[wanton breach]

you don't

[torpid bridge]

I just think making an assumption about the whole country's lifestyle is kinda unfair

[weak relic]

Wrong ss again

[wanton breach]

that is like the maximum you could get with that joker

[rigid glen]

ive seen people get into the E's how would I do that

[terse vale]

It goes from D tier to like B+ I wouldn’t say tgats just a slight improvement

[weak relic]

Lol

[terse vale]

usually on score jokers

[wanton breach]

you get a better joker, actually you could if you get a baron

[cosmic sun]

Yea but there are other places I'd rather live even if I adjusted

[half folio]

Pizza Napolitano or pizza new york 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rigid glen]

what are those

[pale ridge]

Basing on just a tierlist

[pale ridge]

Idk

[torpid bridge]

Yeah

Same for me

My biggest barrier is the language

🙂

[wanton breach]

wild card need a buff

[torpid bridge]

Indont think i want to learn their language

[pale ridge]

If trump wasn't doing stupid shit I'd consider going to americs

[torpid bridge]

Where are u now?

Canda?

[pale ridge]

No

[icy hollow]

Fr. Its not anime fantasy land but its also not litterally 1984 like others make it out to be lol

[torpid bridge]

India?

[pale ridge]

No

I'm in the balkans

[pliant barn]

bloodstone is kinda good on checkered deck

[wanton breach]

Albania

[pliant barn]

Got me to green stake

[pale ridge]

Bingo

[wanton breach]

scream if you love Albania

[terse vale]

? yeah
i’m saying bloodstone is way worse than ancient
i’m just using a personal tierlist example to get that point across

[pale ridge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[icy hollow]

😭 😭 😭

[torpid bridge]

I had to check the map to know where it it

[pliant barn]

No that’s bc there’s 26 instead of 13 hearts

[icy hollow]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Still dogshit

[wanton breach]

near serbia, bosnia, and croatia

[pale ridge]

Boii my country so niche

[icy hollow]

Bottom 10 joker

[pliant barn]

Nu uh

[pale ridge]

Not there

[glad viper]

i lowkey like bloodstone

[vast grove]

i wonder if theres any bias to this

[torpid bridge]

Yeah, alot of european places are niche

[wanton breach]

bloodstone is useless without the dice

[cosmic sun]

bloodstone makes you play flushes which is already capital punishment

[icy hollow]

My name is based on TRUTH

[pliant barn]

Andorra

[wanton breach]

true

[torpid bridge]

I had a european friend who also comes from an unknown country

[pale ridge]

Flushes are good fym

[glad viper]

not when you are a true gambler and go for it

[torpid bridge]

😹

[glad viper]

i like flushes

[wanton breach]

balatro teaches me to not gamble shits

[torpid bridge]

I think it was near german

[icy hollow]

Forces flush with only 1 suite and requieres a specific uncommon.... to give u less xmult than any 2 generic x3 jokers. W

[glad viper]

im a GAMBLER, im gonna GAMBLE, even if i lose EVERYTHING

[cosmic sun]

and is chance based no less

[pale ridge]

Bloodstone still not bad without oops all sixes

[torpid bridge]

Same

[wanton breach]

balatro isn't about gambling your life away, its all about calculations.
contrary to popular belief

[torpid bridge]

I believe in gambling

[pale ridge]

It's about both in fact

[pliant barn]

But ancient Joker is kinda good depending on the deck

[torpid bridge]

Those who wins are who gambles

[wanton breach]

balatro is about hating on some shi

[cosmic sun]

calculated gambles at worst ngl

[wanton breach]

hate blodstone

hate pair

[icy hollow]

Rng reliant scoring is atrocious. And its not ecen good amoutn of xmult for the ampunt of rng u need

[pale ridge]

Hate straight

[wanton breach]

hate chico

[torpid bridge]

I hate ride the bus

[wanton breach]

hate fluches

[terse vale]

[pliant barn]

People say that then it saves there run twice

[terse vale]

[pale ridge]

Too far

[pliant barn]

Too hard to get

[cosmic sun]

Yeah I flush

[torpid bridge]

Straight is not hard to get

[cosmic sun]

generational browns

[pliant barn]

I love flush

[pale ridge]

Has barely and jokers

[torpid bridge]

On blue stake its risky

[pale ridge]

Me too

[torpid bridge]

But its not exactly hard

[terse vale]

doesn’t need many

[torpid bridge]

Its just blue stake problem

[terse vale]

just needs Xmult

[wanton breach]

rewarding but unreasonably unreliable

[terse vale]

strraights are just planet runs really

also yes not that hard to get

[wanton breach]

pair is just the main character while the other hand is just a filler

[cosmic sun]

you know its bad when you get trio and cant even draw your 3oak

[pale ridge]

X mult is rare

[pliant barn]

I use throwback and stuntman a lot they kinda good

[wanton breach]

Cavendish is common

[terse vale]

I mean there’s also glass and its not thaaat rare

[pliant barn]

I just got a blueprint no tag

[terse vale]

but i’m not saying straight is the best hand

[wanton breach]

flower pot is uncommon

[terse vale]

tbf even photograph works

[wanton breach]

and blodston

[terse vale]

like one of the only good things about it

[pale ridge]

Needs you to get a specific joker beforehand

[torpid bridge]

[pale ridge]

Glass is unreliable

[neon kettle]

does anyone know what the world record for Green Joker scaling is? I feel like i might have a record with this run I’ve been working on over the last few months

[wanton breach]

even gross Michelle is good early joker

[torpid bridge]

Endless run?

Or just ante 8m

[vast grove]

like +8 or something idk

[neon kettle]

yeah endless

[pale ridge]

Good for all hands

[pliant barn]

Got me to ante 6 before vanishing is that good luck or bad

[cosmic sun]

no ball knowledge

[terse vale]

not really
also holding a justice is also an option

consumable blocking could work forthat

[pale ridge]

it can break on you

[wanton breach]

they never break if you want them to break

[terse vale]

just don’t use it until you need it

which is like 2 times

[cosmic sun]

glass is a tarot for clutching personally

like when you get needle

and then I get glass joker and it's 1.75x by the end cause glass becomes unbreakable

[pale ridge]

Needle is not that hard if you have a good hand

[frank kiln]

glass is great when you can retrigger them multiple times

[wanton breach]

glass is tarot for endless

yes

[pliant barn]

Kinda good time for an oops all 6

[wanton breach]

it's mid luck

[cosmic sun]

Assuming I get one

[pale ridge]

Like flush or pair or 2 pair or any other good hand that's not super difficult to get

[frank kiln]

but other than that it's not really worth it for just playing to ante 8, you're better going for steel because steel will at least not disappear

[cosmic sun]

Kinda why I don't rate glass joker too high

[frank kiln]

though it's funny asf when you play a hand of glass cards and they all shatter

[cosmic sun]

Has sus conditions

[tranquil cedar]

never punished

also had Cavendish for a while shoutout to my hb

[pliant barn]

Did you sell it

[tranquil cedar]

yep

[gray snow]

I love making stupid plays and not getting punished

[frank kiln]

me accidentally playing a high card on needle and clearing anyways

[cosmic sun]

me dropping all interest money and having it pay off in jokers

[tranquil cedar]

AJ is one of my favorite jokers to goof around with

he's so gamblecore

literally bloodstone if it was great

also how come when bloodstone shows up in my runs it's always eternal

[wanton breach]

the punishment is eternal

[zealous zinc]

i love straights

[tranquil cedar]

endless suffering

[frank kiln]

ye I want to use bloodstone but any time it procs I'm not using a deck that benefits from it

[gray snow]

I also play black deck gold stake for fun

[zealous zinc]

what deck doesnt benefit from scoring higher

[slow pine]

YLl hated the left gold joker huh

[zealous zinc]

do you now

[gray snow]

I may be a masochist y’all

[zealous zinc]

one moment

i made this mod recently

which implements balatro universities proposed ideas for balancing

[gray snow]

Bruh that sounds like straight center

[frank kiln]

that'd be perfect for Pokermon tbh

[gray snow]

I’m in

[tranquil cedar]

blacker deck

[wanton breach]

black my deck if you say so

[zealous zinc]

so basically what doc said is make it so the default is 3/4 split for hands and discards instead of 4/3

and make hands give 2 dollars per unused hands

to combat pair lobotomy

so i wanted to see if black deck gold stake with these changes (assuming blue stake is removed, so u still have 4 discards)

is actually that much harder

[frank kiln]

lmao idiot clicked a sus link point and laugh

[tranquil cedar]

<@&1133519078540185692> ?

[zealous zinc]

but i suck at gold stake so if anyone is good at black deck gold stake and wants to try this please lmk

[pale ridge]

<@&1133519078540185692> SCAM

[wanton breach]

lol

[zealous zinc]

i beat it on gold stake once but uh, it was a lucky cat photochad build so

[wanton breach]

what did dimitry o. did

[cosmic sun]

is the mod only for black

[zealous zinc]

rn yea cause i made it a deck

i dont think it would be hard to just make it an actual global change

that would require patching, is all

[cosmic sun]

actually would the change be that universal or would they go through each deck 1 by 1

[zealous zinc]

i could make it universal

[cosmic sun]

like blue and red already come to mind

[zealous zinc]

its just a bit more work

[cosmic sun]

I just mean as an actual update

[zealous zinc]

oh yea idk then

obviously this main change to hands and discards is a suggestion

but if added

[cosmic sun]

red with another discard

[zealous zinc]

it would be interesting

[cosmic sun]

would probably try that first thing ngl

[pale ridge]

I'm in a predicament

[polar orbit]

should i take the legendary? amber acorn is up next

[zealous zinc]

i might update it to be a full mod then

that applies it to all decks

[zealous zinc]

could be crazy if trib

[pale ridge]

What should I sell here

What should I sell here

[terse vale]

swashbuckler

[pale ridge]

That's my only +mult tho

[cosmic sun]

would definitely be a nice way for people to test one idea

now for me to install the mod loader if I end up testing it 🦅

[pale ridge]

Redder deck would be +2 discards -1 hands

[terse vale]

you look like you’re relying on photochad anyways

[pale ridge]

I'm relying more on the trib

[polar orbit]

what would i sell then?

[pale ridge]

I mean idol

[polar orbit]

i can beat the boss if i figure out what is what

[zealous zinc]

mystic summit

its not doing much for u rn is it

[pale ridge]

Ok

[polar orbit]

guess what

[zealous zinc]

what am i missing

[polar orbit]

it was trib

[zealous zinc]

amazing

you are set for a while with that

get more retriggers (like sock and buskin and dusk)

chad is good but its only 2 triggers

[glossy forge]

Yo it's rick

Early astronomer angle?

[rugged sparrow]

gotta love bugged seeds

[pale ridge]

Crazy score

Can you have a edition and seal on a card

[frank kiln]

yes

[pale ridge]

Yess

[lapis ice]

those are the same achievement, what is it for

[lunar zealot]

well i don't speak spanish

[lapis ice]

is the achievements of breaking 2 glass cards at once

[lunar zealot]

it is

[plain nimbus]

There is a translation error

To unlock "Real" u need to play a Royal flush

[calm furnace]

got abstract first shop ante 8 spent all game without any consistent mult option juggling between popcorns and jimbos and perishable supernova 😭

[weak relic]

Merry Andy and the guy himself... Damn...

[pale wolf]

either something glitched or that region's achievements are messed up, cuz its not the right icon either

[plain nimbus]

It's the same in french but for the icon i think it's just the one when u haven't unlocked it yet

[lapis ice]

yeah

[pale wolf]

ooho

right right

[urban tendon]

when going for baron + mime, does it matter which order i put them in? like, should baron be on the left most, or should mime be on the left most?

[pale wolf]

no. it doesnt matter

it would matter if you had shoot the moon, or fist when your lowest rank is a king, because those are both the same kind of scoring

but mime is a retrigger

[urban tendon]

nice. i'm aiming for naneinf. got a baron, mime, 2 blueprints, and 2 brainstorms. i was worried i'm going to screw it up

thanks!

[urban forum]

Guys i have about 12 blueprints and 8 brainstorms from spamming showmen, i have like canio triboulet and perkeo, sab, photo, ans 2 chads where do i place some of the jokers for max chips

[spark kernel]

Chicken joker

[primal grotto]

nebula deck gold stake beaten with a wacky flush build

[calm furnace]

fuck the eye i had poly space joker and had to sell it for stuntman to survive

could have had baseball + 4 uncommon run

pair at level 12 and could have scaled more

but nooo the shit ass the eye exists

[primal grotto]

is the eye all cards debuffed until one joker is sold?

[round crypt]

Insane wraith

[calm furnace]

no repeat hand types

[primal grotto]

oh yeah that one sucks

[vale mist]

this vamp ain't running low on snacks anytime soon

[primal grotto]

yesterday I had an insane run with early triboulet, sock and buskin, photochad and blueprint. i hit e on ante 3 then the plant killed me at ante 6

[round crypt]

Fuck Michelle

[calm furnace]

the boss i died the most to

[round crypt]

The seed for those who want it

[calm furnace]

why did you poly the michelle 💀

[vale mist]

welcome back to balatrivia, explain what is strange about this ss, and how it happened

[wild merlin]

Whats the best hand to play in a green stake nebula deck?

[glossy forge]

Whatever the game steers you towards

Nebula let's you force a hand thanks to the telescope, but in higher stakes it gets real expensive

[long sinew]

Swap mask and vamp, it’ll cost some scaling at first but you’ll gain more money

[ivory portal]

My first time playing this deck

Do I use em all

[cursive crater]

not on that

[long sinew]

Yea

[round crypt]

Ante 1 buffoon pack it was either poly it or sell the hex and selling the hex is too boring

[ivory portal]

Who do I listen to

Stridexed

[long sinew]

Prepare to see 3 obelisks 2 duos and a tribe

[ivory portal]

Or matheus

[long sinew]

I was agreeing with them lol

U shouldn’t

[ivory portal]

Oh alright

[vale mist]

but snacks :<

[long sinew]

…

[cursive crater]

wait until you see an economy tag probably

the one that doubles your money

[round crypt]

It’s been like a billion years since I’ve seen a duo

[long sinew]

That or the infamous negative tag of course

[cursive crater]

cant wait to have every common jomer

[long sinew]

Idc what anyone says I will always take negative tag

[primal grotto]

didn't draw a flush so the run is over but that's the nebula deck complete. only erratic left to go

[round crypt]

Convinced the game did it on purpose to nerf my pair spam 😔

[acoustic kettle]

You can just

Hold the hex

[long sinew]

Unless it literally kills my run on the spot

[latent egret]

OBELISK !!!!!!!!

[long sinew]

lol

[acoustic kettle]

3 obelisk

My dreams

Give me 3 obelisk and 2 duos

[vale mist]

ok cuz I thought this would be a fun puzzle, how did the 7 of clubs score

[ivory portal]

For mine right

Is it only for gold card

And silver card

Or ANY abilities

[long sinew]

Uhh magic

[ivory portal]

Like even seals

?

[acoustic kettle]

What

[long sinew]

Wait I know

It was a stone card

[ivory portal]

Look

[long sinew]

Then got stripped

[cursive crater]

ohhhh

[vale mist]

ding ding ding

[cursive crater]

that makes sense

[acoustic kettle]

What

[ivory portal]

Idk

Just look ig

[stiff ore]

time for fun~

[cursive crater]

poly fortune teller looks so weird

[stiff ore]

indeed lol

[long sinew]

I think it’s better to copy sock, gives money and cat scaling, and same score with only photo I think(?)

[ivory portal]

Nono

I was copying the other

Cus I wanna increase my cat

So I need to replay my face cards more

[long sinew]

That’s what I’m saying?

[cursive crater]

thats what they said

[ivory portal]

Oh yeah

[cursive crater]

😭

[long sinew]

In the ss you copied photo

[ivory portal]

Oh I was copying sock yes

[long sinew]

Ah alright

[ivory portal]

But I changed it back

[stiff ore]

yes i need money

[ivory portal]

When I had lesser kings

I'm changing it back jow

[cursive crater]

love to see it

[ivory portal]

Yeah uhm

I think really early on

I'll just copy sock

[stiff ore]

grimbo!

[cursive crater]

copying photo doesnt really do anything

[long sinew]

Jj my boy

[long sinew]

Yeah both result in 2 * 2x

[stiff ore]

well that was annoying

[weak relic]

Real

[ivory portal]

Broooo

How

Do I take blueprint

And get rid of cavendish

[weak relic]

Yeah

[ivory portal]

Which do I copy

Cat or sock

[weak relic]

Photo mayhaps

[ivory portal]

Or do I brainstorm my blueprint

[stiff ore]

welp..

[weary idol]

10 gold stickers to go 🙏

[tranquil cedar]

why they ourple

[ivory portal]

Whatcha think

This

It's kinda like a Chad now

LOL

[weak relic]

1 copy of sock and 1 copy of photo

[ivory portal]

okok

[weak relic]

[ivory portal]

Yayyyyyy

This is niceeee

Chad

Do I get it

Or no

If only I had a negative

Man

[zealous zinc]

whats lucky cat at

lemme do some math here

[ivory portal]

3.75

Sorey

4.25

And I'm playing a pair of lucky kings

[zealous zinc]

yea lucky gotta go i think

[ivory portal]

Really

🥲🥲

Then what do I copy

[zealous zinc]

if u get chad and double copy photo its like 4096 times mult

[ivory portal]

What copies what

[zealous zinc]

8^4

[ivory portal]

Let's see

[zealous zinc]

(cause 2x2x2=8 from double copy photo, and then 4 triggers of that)

[zealous zinc]

you dont have to double copy photo btw

you can do one copy on chad

cause 4^6 is also 4096

[ivory portal]

Ok wiw

😭😭😭

THANK YOUUUU

[zealous zinc]

W build

well i changed my mod that implements the balatro university/doc spectred suggestion for balancing, it now affects all decks

[ivory portal]

So this is fine too

[ivory portal]

Idk what this means

[brave goblet]

?

[zealous zinc]

dw, im saying it but all the people that have the context are prolly asleep now 😭

[brave goblet]

It doesn't

[ivory portal]

OMG

ITS EVEN BETTER TO COPY CHAD

[zealous zinc]

balatro university aka dr spectred was suggesting how to fix the pair spam lobotomy meta and balance the game

[zealous zinc]

is my math wrong

[ivory portal]

IDK

BUT THIS IS A BILLION

COMPARED TO JN

[zealous zinc]

it might be that with chad u get more lucky hits

so the base mult is higher

or sometjing

idk

[spark kernel]

Blueprint

[cursive crater]

there was a whole debate about this yesterday

was this video really that controversial

[zealous zinc]

idk about controversial but its very worthy of discussion

i just made a mod that implements a few of the changes

like rn i updated it to work with all decks

[glossy forge]

As much as I dislike working around Perkeo, this was a pretty fun run

[zealous zinc]

one of the changes he proposed was that you get 3 hands and 4 discards by default, instead of the current 4 hands and 3 discards. You also get 2 dollars per unused hand since you have less

so rn the current mod i have removes the -1 discard from blue stake and also implements those changes i just outlined

[glossy forge]

The strength of Pairs come from the fact that it enables in-hand effects much easier imho

[cursive crater]

yeah i watched the video the comments were pretty funny

[glossy forge]

I get to use a lot more gold and steel

[cursive crater]

yo

black deck is even more atrocious now then

[zealous zinc]

i made it because i believe that just discussing stuff is not a bad way to look at balancing, but i think actually playing with the changes is far more concrete

[zealous zinc]

this is exactly one reason i made the mod

[glossy forge]

2 hands black deck sounds like a nightmare...

[zealous zinc]

the original mod was just a new deck thats exactly the same as black deck but with these changes

but i made it so it works on every deck and then removed the additional black deck i added

[zealous zinc]

its not as terrible as you might think

i dont think its actually that much harder

but i also suck

[brave goblet]

yeah but you'd have more discards now

[zealous zinc]

you have 4 discards

(again, blue stake isnt -1 discard in this proposed change)

[glad viper]

i like black deck

[zealous zinc]

so its 2 hands and 4 discards and 6 joker slots

[brave goblet]

You won't be getting ANY of that extra hand money ...

[zealous zinc]

4 discards is already a huge boon in making stuff like straights consistent

[zealous zinc]

2 dollars per unused hand

if u can one shot blinds its actually the same as one shotting on regular black deck

[glossy forge]

Black deck is great when you get early econ 😭

Otherwise makes me hate life

[zealous zinc]

so somehow it actually works out

the main difference econ wise is on regular black deck if u 2 shot a blind u get a dollar but on this version u get nothing cause you have no hands

so u really wanna one shot as many blinds as u can

[ivory portal]

Why is it so inconsistent

I stopped getting a billion

[zealous zinc]

idk what u played to hit a billion so

[ivory portal]

Me neither

It was two lucky kings

[zealous zinc]

so this new black deck might be harder, but also i think that this is offset by the fact that u have 4 discards

if anyone is a black deck gold stake enjoyer/pro, and wants to try this to see how much easier/harder it might be, lmk

i will send it

to you

[cursive crater]

if ANYBODY is a black deck gold stake enjoyer/pro

ill kneel and obey them

because they are a different breed of human

[glad viper]

i must achieve this.

[cursive crater]

a path with thorns and spikes

[sonic robin]

Shop in a mood for trolling huh 🤣

[cursive crater]

and a lot of holding R

[glad viper]

jokes on you, im on mobile

[cursive crater]

w mobile

i have a question

my mobile balatro runs at like

20-30 fps

is my phone THAT bad

[acoustic kettle]

Nah

[marsh goblet]

finally got illusionist

[cursive crater]

it took me way too long to get c because i just avoided magic trick😭

[marsh goblet]

REAL

i got fed up so i just tried to go for an ante 8 voucher skip

on anaglyph

this deck is a mess

also it's ante 10 bruh where is the x mult

white stake makes me mad i should be dead rn

[tranquil cedar]

dude same the only thing I haven't found yet is illusion 🙌

I found it ONCE but during a challenge

[marsh goblet]

holy shit this looks so cool

[hardy fable]

have you seen me yet😎

[unborn onyx]

then dont stop

duh

[restive tusk]

A goofy run I had

[weak relic]

💔

Yorick or trib bout to turn into $5 real quick

[kind creek]

Can a supernova boy and an obelisk girl be together?

[urban heath]

😭

[acoustic kettle]

Do i take this

[kind creek]

Personally

[frank grove]

i hate fortune teller

[kind creek]

how the hell do you have 33 dollars on round 2

I love fortune teller

[acoustic kettle]

I sold my soul

[simple sigil]

What the hell does the arcana cards do

Everytime I buy a pack it don't let me use em

[acoustic kettle]

Skill issue

[marsh goblet]

chat i found trib and ride the bus in the same shop lmao

[acoustic kettle]

Sell the trib

[marsh goblet]

alr

[kind creek]

I think fortune teller is good because I personally love arcana packs

[frank grove]

i play a lot of zodiac and even there it doesnt usually get like half way to any other + mult scalers

[native cape]

good start

[kind creek]

It hangs around +30 for me most of the runs

[marsh goblet]

i love fortune teller because i love vagabond

in my vagabond runs it hits like 60 mult or higher

[weak relic]

He landed his X4 to help one shot the blind. That's it

[frank grove]

ive got it to 100 before in a normal ante 8 run and its just like if i have this many tarots i can win without the extra 100 mult anyway

[kind creek]

Though I also love oops and bloodstone seperately and also 8 ball

[stable owl]

Ante one poly blueprint wtf

[kind creek]

so my opinion shouldn't really be valid

[native cape]

i skipped first blind for a free rare joker, got bp used hex from ghost deck and brought mail

[stable owl]

Hot ante one shop

[native cape]

indeed

[stable owl]

Share the seed afterwards

[kind creek]

Copied mail

[stable owl]

#1156061354076155944

[kind creek]

the value

the money

[weak relic]

Happens sometimes

[stable owl]

Me when I get brainstorm early but perishable

[gloomy swallow]

After 160 days since I first bought BALATRO... The final joker has finally been gold staked...

[marsh goblet]

FUCK YOU MISPRINT OMG

i got a 0 twice in a row and lost to the wall

i got greedy smh

[paper night]

5 months of pain is now done, yippee 🎉

[native cape]

i forgot to look at boss blind and died on mouth lmao - 5E59CIIU

skip small blind, do royal flush with hearts on big blind, get a poly bp in shop, gl 🙂

[glad viper]

is it worth it, the credit card

[paper night]

id say no cause u have gud econ rn

[sinful plaza]

what to do

[glad viper]

the thing you do best

idk what that thing is

[sinful plaza]

do I get rid of Andy

[marsh goblet]

sigh

looks inside...

bye bye naner

oh wait i should have gotten rid of half joker

whatever

[oak axle]

Guys I am soft locked? 😭 nothing works lol

[glad viper]

what the fuck did you do 😭💔

[oak axle]

Nothing really

My shop just froze when I tried opening s pack

Then after I reset like my friend told me it froze( 2nd pic)

[native cape]

you can quit the game then load back in and continue run

[oak axle]

I tried won't work loads back in like 2nd pic

[native cape]

oh dear

lmao

[glad viper]

💔

[dusty void]

Dude FUCK ME

18 ANTES

AND NO FUCKING BLUEPRINT

[glad viper]

at least take me out to dinner first

this was a bad joke

[willow frost]

ill be right there

[dusty void]

No that's too many steps

[tender bone]

i dont think u have more chances to get it than not to

[glad viper]

😭

[dusty void]

I rolled four barons

And a dna

This some bs

[gloomy swallow]

The FINAL TIERLIST WITH MY EXPERIENCE GOLD STAKING EACH JOKER

[willow frost]

yeah i got to ante 19 last game and died without a blueprint or brainstorm

[gloomy swallow]

GG!!!!

[tender bone]

tombstone is actually horrible

[gloomy swallow]

I'll keep playing tho because BALATRO is just this good and addictive brah

[sinful plaza]

am I pro

[gloomy swallow]

tombstone huh??

you mean like stone joker?

[tender bone]

yeah mb

i have never ben able to use it

[frank grove]

ive only ever used it on like plasma runs

[willow frost]

GG!

[tender bone]

not that i am an impressive player but i feel like the most u can get from it is just play all the extra hands

[glad viper]

hell yeah

[gloomy swallow]

when trying to achieve stone joker I had runs like these

which are just plain stupid

I had got the fortune teller to above 100+ mult