🕹・game-discussion

[manic zealot]

ya

[vocal rose]

I really need to move scary face and even steven up from C tier

that’s bad

im too lazy to turn on my computer to change both

[manic zealot]

for me they're both solid B

[hearty warren]

i love the common joker pool

[vocal rose]

I agree

smiley is a good source of mult too

[worn valve]

for me scary face is insane with any retriggers

[acoustic kettle]

Someone make a tier list tier list

[hearty warren]

earlygame survival straight out of the box

[vocal rose]

where would my tierlist go on the tierlist

[vocal rose]

so good

[stiff ore]

sould i swap sock for smeared

[worn valve]

my tier list

s - perkeo
f - everything elsse

[vocal rose]

perchance

[worn valve]

white stake is not this serious

[hearty warren]

i have a tier list too

f:every joker
f-: baron

[stiff ore]

yeah im just trying to have fun with it, plus i havent beaten any stake with anaglyph

[worn valve]

do you only use consumables to win

[hearty warren]

jokerless 😋

[vocal rose]

jokerless challenge moment

[worn valve]

no way thats possible

[hearty warren]

jokerless is so fun

[worn valve]

maybe seeded

[vocal rose]

it’s a literal challenge

in balatro

[brave stirrup]

Thank you guys 😭 👌

[acoustic kettle]

Jokerless is a challnege

[vocal rose]

woohoo

[hearty warren]

the literal set challenge is also way easier than actually doing it in a game with shop jokers

[brave stirrup]

that was too close

[manic zealot]

good shit

[urban hedge]

WAIT IT ADDED A CONSUMABLE SLOT WHAT
IS MY MOBILE BALATRO MODDED WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE?

[vocal rose]

me when im drspectred and do it gold stake black deck

[manic zealot]

those runs where you barely make it are my absolute favorites

[worn valve]

no way anyone has done that without some insane seed that gives polychrome red seal steel king on a1 standard pack

[fervent wolf]

As a player or as a joker?

[vocal rose]

ALOT of people have done it

it isnt that harda

[hearty warren]

best player in game gets to aura farm

[vocal rose]

winning on gold stake is harder

[acoustic kettle]

Easier than you think

[manic zealot]

it's easier than the golden needle challenge

[vocal rose]

maybe both

[worn valve]

no, that's the explanation for what negative is (perkeo creates negative consumables)

[hearty warren]

most of us in chat are c++ and 20/20 challenges

[urban hedge]

Oh okay

Just weird its on the side

[worn valve]

WHAT do u mean

[vocal rose]

no thats

a modded thing

perkeo isnt innately negative

[worn valve]

how would u score anywhere near the ante 8 requirements without a flush five of these

[vocal rose]

its GIVING them an extra joker slot

[manic zealot]

saturn levels

[vocal rose]

look at footage of the challenge

or play it yourself

trust me it isnt that hard at all

[acoustic kettle]

Planets scale more than you think

[manic zealot]

also keep in mind that on white stake this is much more manageable

[vocal rose]

winning on gold stake IS harder

[stiff ore]

oh why could i not have found you sooner!?

[worn valve]

i won on gold stake on plasma twice

[vocal rose]

esp on plasma

that is 100% harder than jokerless

[vocal rose]

you can still use him!!!

[worn valve]

ima try jokerless then

[pearl moss]

Nah black is harder than plasma

[urban hedge]

But it isn’t, I have 5/5 not 6/6 or 5/6

[stiff ore]

oh i am, its just missed a great oppourtunity from other cards i found

[worn valve]

"hell is more painful than a light migraine"

[vocal rose]

oh

I thought it said 6

[manic zealot]

one of the more consistent strategies is to go for saturn levels as much as possible and build around straights, it's how I did it

[vocal rose]

it covered it

oops im a balatro player

[urban hedge]

Yeah its adding a consumable

But its holographic

[pearl moss]

Or death metal card

[hearty warren]

straights and glass win

[vocal rose]

holographic is my favorite edition

idk why but

I get the most dopamine from it

[hearty warren]

holo is the most utility

[manic zealot]

I love death metal

[worn valve]

before ante 5 sure

[urban hedge]

Idk man I just hit a poly king

[vocal rose]

the noise for poly hits different

tbf

[vocal rose]

nah not even talking about viability

it’s just fun

[hearty warren]

holo feels so much better imo

it's a way larger advantage at a time you need it

[urban hedge]

Yrah thats true

[worn valve]

whats the golden needle challenge

[acoustic kettle]

1 hand 6 discards

[hearty warren]

1 hand per round

[urban hedge]

Also its not even adding a consumable slot

[hearty warren]

discards cost $1 to use

[acoustic kettle]

Discards cost money

[worn valve]

thats so easy

[urban hedge]

2/3 makes sense with the negative

[worn valve]

OH

[hearty warren]

they should make a needle deck

[worn valve]

do you keep track of it manually or what

[acoustic kettle]

Max 6

Per round

[worn valve]

i mean the money

you cant make balatro take away money when you discard i think

[acoustic kettle]

It's 1 dollar per discard

[worn valve]

maybe on green deck if you count that

[acoustic kettle]

It does

[hearty warren]

the money gets subtracted for you and you can go into the negatives

[worn valve]

how do you do the challenge

[acoustic kettle]

Challenge

[hearty warren]

you click challenges and go to the bottom

page 2 (?)

[worn valve]

ok im doing jokerless

[urban hedge]

Like 1/3 with the negative is normal
So if the perkeo is adding a consumable slot wouldn’t it be 1/4

[acoustic kettle]

2/4

[brave stirrup]

that rush in you just goes crazy when you don't know if you are going to make it

[acoustic kettle]

It doesn't add consumable slot

[brave stirrup]

damn, the Checkered Deck seems op if you go for specific builds. I would have to test it though

[manic zealot]

god yes

[acoustic kettle]

It copies a consumable you have

[vocal rose]

this right here

i’ve had some genuinely crazy runs i’ve lived

and it feels good because you won because of YOUR choices

[worn valve]

i got temperance while playing jokerless 🥀

[hearty warren]

the barely won runs where you scrape by every ante stay in your memory so long

[worn valve]

goofy ahh draw

[manic zealot]

exactly, you know that any wrong move on your part would've spelled your end

it's exhilarating

[hearty warren]

never forget the forced ante 3 obelisk scaling and forcing full houses

[acoustic kettle]

My hardest win so far was magic black stake

[hearty warren]

eternals my beloved

[acoustic kettle]

Burnt and spaceman were my only scoring

Had to take a poly skip

[vocal rose]

this was my craziest win

it LOOKS good via the jokers

[manic zealot]

holy shit I had one JUST like this

[hearty warren]

rental dagger looks like agony

[brave stirrup]

Oh god, that looks very close haha

[vocal rose]

but the only actual scaled joker was square

[manic zealot]

barely beating the violet vessel feels like you climbed a mountain

[vocal rose]

my econ came from magic cards

lmfao

[brave stirrup]

Violet Vessel is a scary one

[vocal rose]

I had to take him!!!

or else I was gonna die earlier on

supernova was at the 30-40s

which is very low for vv

[hearty warren]

the forced choices really suck

[vocal rose]

ceremonial was at 20-30s

[manic zealot]

this was one run where I was pretty clenched at the end as well

[vocal rose]

hanging chad is what clutched it up for me

with glass cards

[vocal rose]

very nice

[hearty warren]

glasschad!!

[vocal rose]

and also that blackboard

well actually it was primarily the black board

that showed up

[manic zealot]

it felt really good knowing that my choice to take the speculative acrobat was the limiting factor helping me win in the end

[vocal rose]

I had to do this with loyalty card

[manic zealot]

ouch

[urban hedge]

Is it worth selling the perkeo and sock for the ank

[vocal rose]

on another run that was hit with vv

[manic zealot]

that's wild

[vocal rose]

I won but

it was tough

[vocal rose]

no

[urban hedge]

I mean all its doing is just more kings

[vocal rose]

too lazy to explain

[urban hedge]

Thats fair

[vocal rose]

but it’s not worth

too tired lmao

going to bed very soon

[manic zealot]

it would be very funny, but it's probably not worth

[urban hedge]

Yeah

I suppose perkeo getting me the flush five is better

Yeah 3 billion to 17 billion

[stiff ore]

do i sswap soemthing for family?

[modern panther]

I ammmm struggling...

[heavy heron]

this is why idol is S tier

(this is a joke)

[urban hedge]

Considering sock is hitting the polychrome in the flush five is brainstorm worth it?

[stiff ore]

time to have more fun xD

[modern panther]

What are the trying to do?

[urban hedge]

Well I would copy perkeo and copy photo with brainstorm

[errant brook]

Can you get past ante 32 with Baron+Mime plus Observatory?

[urban hedge]

But that would be the same as sock minus the triggers on for the polychrome

[stiff ore]

hell yeah money here i come

[modern panther]

And why wouldn't you trigger the poly as the first card? Unless I'm misunderstanding

[urban hedge]

Well I would but the sock would do it 4 times vs one time

I don’t really think another death per round does much either

[modern panther]

What does your deck look like?

[urban hedge]

Blue seal kings are steel

[stiff ore]

all in all pretty good negatives
Midas
Castle
Greedy
Steven
hallucination
Scholar

[modern panther]

So, 17 kings... are you planning on taking an Idol if you find it?

[urban hedge]

I mean I could

[lost vault]

wow the negative actually helping???

insane

[modern panther]

If you're not planning on it, I'd get rid of the Perkeo for BS and copy the Photo

[fleet anchor]

What yall think it'll dupe?

[modern panther]

Otherwise, copy Perkeo

[modern panther]

Bp trust

[royal ore]

madness

[quartz ember]

yes

[urban hedge]

Yeah I don’t reallt have much use for the perkeo

[errant brook]

Well I know how I'll be spending the rest of my night

[analog mulch]

GOD THIS WAS HORRENDOUS BUT GRIMBO STILL CARRIES EVEN ON BLACK DECK

[stiff ore]

i dont think itll matter too much lol

[lost vault]

you need copiers

[fleet anchor]

Should I sell socks n buskin to be safe?

[urban hedge]

Glory to photochad
Goodbye perkeo 👋

[lost vault]

it would appear only the positions of 2 jokers matter

[stiff ore]

yeah it did not matter xD

[errant brook]

I'm on ante 3 lol so I have time

[quartz ember]

yes, if you dont have any synergies with it

[lost vault]

fair, just saying you'll need them if you wanna outscale the blinds

[urban hedge]

Shouldn’t I copy sock over photo for the polychromes after?

[fleet anchor]

Not really im on ante 5 and thats all the jokers I got

[urban hedge]

Maybe I’m being stupid but isn’t 1.5x4 better than 3x

2x not 3x

[fleet anchor]

Let's gooo it copy bp

[quartz ember]

yes

[urban hedge]

Hell yeah

[quartz ember]

no

[fleet anchor]

BP low key one of the best jokers

[quartz ember]

actually

[urban hedge]

Oh

[quartz ember]

i forgot the sock exists

[modern panther]

1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5x1.5 vs 4x4x4

[quartz ember]

so thats an extra trigger of photo as well

[urban hedge]

Man this game is so strange

[errant brook]

well this is convenient lol

[urban hedge]

Yeah so copying sock is better than copying photo right?

[quartz ember]

32x vs 30x

copying photo is 32x

[urban hedge]

Wow

[fleet anchor]

👀 get special its giving good vibs

[modern panther]

Deck?

[quartz ember]

its important to get it before photochad too

[errant brook]

Plasma

[stiff ore]

time for more lol

[urban hedge]

I SELL THE PERKEO AND NOW? NOW CRYPID SHOWS UP
AFTER ALL THOSE STUPID DEATHS USED

[fleet anchor]

Pffft its back!

[modern panther]

Yes, but what does it look like?

[errant brook]

Very early so not too much but I have a few extra Kings

[stiff ore]

hell yeah!

[modern panther]

Rip. What can you do? You're not playing Baron Mime, so not a problem

[lost vault]

an easier way to notate this would be 1.5^8 vs 4^3 (or 2^6)

[modern panther]

How many extras?

[fleet anchor]

What are those jokers

[quartz ember]

ante 6 is not in fact very early

[errant brook]

Bro it's ante 6 lol

[urban hedge]

Holy hell no steels and now e12

[errant brook]

41 cards, 9 kings

[urban hedge]

45 billion was before

[errant brook]

now 10/42

[fleet anchor]

Early is 3 imo

[modern panther]

It would actually be 1.5^12 bc i only accounted for one sock

[stiff ore]

oh boy

i think this is where i finally lose

[fleet anchor]

Gonna get naninf?

The needle sucks

[stiff ore]

no, i am not naneinf level

[modern panther]

10?
... for me it's a toss-up. If you're not struggling for consistent score, go baron. Otherwise, photochad

[urban hedge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ripe sonnet]

You're cooked

[stiff ore]

yep

[fleet anchor]

... the eye killed me 😭 ante 6

[fleet anchor]

I hope u get the one joker that when u sell it gets rid of the boss blind

[urban hedge]

Oh I’m praying

[lost vault]

breasts ⁉️

[glad viper]

WHERE

im sorry

[fleet anchor]

Or the legendary joker even better

[ripe sonnet]

WHERE CHAT

(ragebait)

[lost vault]

top right

[modern panther]

No, no, you're 100% valid

[lost vault]

the empress

[stiff ore]

jojo tarot mod

[glad viper]

swee

[lost vault]

alrighty

[ripe sonnet]

Woah 👀

[ripe sonnet]

Oh-

[stiff ore]

in order:
Negative Midas Mask
Smeared
Negative Gift Card
Negative Hallucination
Foil Astronomer
Negative Castle
Negative Scholar
Negative Lusty
Negative Greedy
Negative Green
Negative Supernova
Negative Even Steven
Negative Abstract
Swashbuckler
Blackboard
Constellation

[urban hedge]

Aaaaand runs dead

That stupid legendary had to show up too

[fleet anchor]

...
Reeee

[urban hedge]

Rare I mean

[modern panther]

Ggs

[glad viper]

💔

[modern panther]

Yep... I feel that

[quartz ember]

ccitbp

[fleet anchor]

I hate this game sometimes

[ripe sonnet]

Oh man-

[fleet anchor]

?

[modern panther]

Jimbo hates us all

[ripe sonnet]

That's very very bad luck

[glad viper]

especially me

[fleet anchor]

Ahh

[modern panther]

Credit card in the buffoon pack copium

[quartz ember]

credit pack in the card buffoon

[lost vault]

ccitbp

[fleet anchor]

I cant even get spectral lol

[stiff ore]

im never gonna get $400

[glad viper]

nuh uj

[quartz ember]

same answer

[ripe sonnet]

Rip

[modern panther]

Ccitbpc

[fleet anchor]

Face card run?

[lost vault]

if you wanna

[ripe sonnet]

Idk

[fleet anchor]

😭 why these stakes so hard

I just want last deck

[nova matrix]

I need some assistance

[ripe sonnet]

Jimbo is evil

[glad viper]

someone, anyone, give me luck

i must get the final deck

[errant brook]

Uh oh

[nova matrix]

What’s the move here

[errant brook]

I forgot I was replying lol whoops

[fleet anchor]

Fr, even more with wheel of fortune

[glad viper]

i feel like blueprint? idfk

[nova matrix]

I mean blueprint but what do I sell

[glad viper]

hmmmmmm

[modern panther]

You have money to roll for Luchador. Play the first 2 rounds, rolling each timr to, say $10, and roll boss if you have DC, otherwise roll for luchador

[fleet anchor]

Get the pack and hope for a negative

[glad viper]

yeah that

[errant brook]

No re-roll so I gotta go for luchador

Maybe I'll find Ecto on the final blind and don't have to sell...that would be nice

[fleet anchor]

If not sell first one of ur doing 5 of a kind flush or sum like that

[nova matrix]

I feel like hanging Chad might be the move

[formal shadow]

how does the idol work?? will it select whatever card i have the most of?

[ripe sonnet]

I had a game in which I used exactly 16 tarot cards and none of them had any effect. 💔🥀

[modern panther]

Okay. So each time roll as deep as you're comfortable with, then go next. Save some money to roll in the next shop each time so you can go as deep as possible overall

[fleet anchor]

They can save the game sometimes

[ripe sonnet]

I really hate My luck with weel of fortune

[ripe sonnet]

Yeah but the luck You need is so 💔🥀

[errant brook]

And I'm dead

that sucked

[modern panther]

Ggs

[fleet anchor]

U need the dice for 10% luck if u don't have them u get none

[ripe sonnet]

Yea

[modern panther]

Unfortunate, but it happens

[errant brook]

know what

if I had found Observatory I think I could have still won

But I only found the first one

[fleet anchor]

This game is hard...

[lost vault]

question chat

hypothetically

[modern panther]

Yep. But it is a roguelike

[lost vault]

how woukd showman be reworked/buffed

[fleet anchor]

I cant math's too

[errant brook]

Okay well let's play a game, everyone take a guess where the first Luchador was in Ante 12 shop. Closest wins

[modern panther]

It's to be expected

[ripe sonnet]

Its not hard, the Jimbo hate us 🥀

[fleet anchor]

Id love if it stoped showing dup tarot cards in packs and stuff

[modern panther]

Chat, what's everyone's opinion on fuwwies?

[lost vault]

fair, thats a big detriment, it would still be quite useless if it didnt do that

[modern panther]

Random question, but i just wanted to ask

[errant brook]

Only shows duplicates once...or something idk probably leave it alone

[fleet anchor]

As long as they not... the wired ones, they chill

[errant brook]

Or I'd re-work it to show up when I actually need it

[lost vault]

i wonder

[errant brook]

The answer to this question by the way...499

[modern panther]

:3

[lost vault]

:3

[glad viper]

bees

[lost vault]

i have cat ears arriving FRIDAY

[fleet anchor]

As long as ur not one of the wired ones u good

[lost vault]

theres so much BEES

[fleet anchor]

I think i know what I mean by that 😭

[lost vault]

idk what u mean by weird ones but i probably am not

[glad viper]

they are EVERYWHERE

[lost vault]

i only like anthropomorphic animals :p

[modern panther]

Welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?

[glad viper]

i want the oranges and moths

[fleet anchor]

How to i put this pg.... the ones that give yall bad names

[lost vault]

yaaah

gotcha

i like to think im fairly chill

[drifting saddle]

joker poker balala

[lost vault]

heh.

lowkey a chill guy who dont gaf

[modern panther]

Yah, fuck those ones, and not in the fun way

[lost vault]

true true

[weak relic]

Run n gun

[fleet anchor]

🤢

[modern panther]

Not in the pin my wris- uhh, I mean... uhh... yeah, I got no defense

[lost vault]

every community's got its bad apples

we just gitta not let them spoil the batch

ykyk

[weak relic]

Did someone say

[fleet anchor]

Still

[weak relic]

[lost vault]

yes i said bad apple

🤯 📿

[modern panther]

Bapple?

[lost vault]

when i was playing undertale i referred to crab apples as crapples in my head

[fiery pier]

Is balatro yaoi /silly

[lost vault]

yes

[glad viper]

Well. This is quite upsetting.

[lost vault]

even todd

[fiery pier]

That's quite odd...

[lost vault]

4 dollar

[glad viper]

sadness

[modern panther]

3...

[lost vault]

stencil costs 8 dollars i thought

huh

[modern panther]

Lemme check

[fiery pier]

Probably skipped to get a joker tag

[glad viper]

yup

[modern panther]

As far as i know no uncommon sells for $4

[lost vault]

yes im saying that because of the sell value

-_-

[modern panther]

Oh, you're right

[lost vault]

hah

tokd you

[modern panther]

My brain no work sometimes TwT

[fiery pier]

i just got here alright

[lost vault]

wiki says 8dollar

wehehe

[fleet anchor]

REEEE this game sometimes makes me wanna puff puff 🍃 🍂

[lost vault]

my apolocheese im such a toxic chud

[modern panther]

I like em tox- im sowwy ill stop

[quartz ember]

fib is also 8

[lost vault]

qwq

holy uktrakill boo

bio

juumpscare

[weak relic]

Really?

[lost vault]

hah

noob

[fiery pier]

Perkeo

100% Perkeo

[quartz ember]

chiclet for the win

[modern panther]

Chicot my beloved

[lost vault]

woe, shitty negatives upon ye

[weak relic]

Delayed gratification, flower pot and loyalty card

Really epik

[fiery pier]

Waow, negative blueprint and brainstorm upon ye

[weak relic]

[lost vault]

loyalty would lowkey be an okay hit

its flexible

is

ish

[modern panther]

Whya checking m' bio? :3

[lost vault]

i check lots of peoples bios

its kinda a habit

[fiery pier]

Isn't that a normal thing people do

[lost vault]

i like knowing abiut people

[modern panther]

Same I won't lie

[lost vault]

i even check my own sometimes

[modern panther]

Just teasing :3

[lost vault]

like gng what do yiu expect to be there

[heavy heron]

bro you know i’m unlucky if im running zodiac deck and can’t feed a vampire

LOOLLL

this game is crazy

[modern panther]

I won't lie I've checked yours several times and idfky

[weak relic]

Where vagabond

[fleet anchor]

I died....

[heavy heron]

good question

where vagabond

[fleet anchor]

All the cards were flipped... I tried... 😭

Would of been amazing if I didnt

[potent tree]

savescum:

[fiery pier]

What

[heavy heron]

cheatin🙄

[fiery pier]

Saves what now

[fleet anchor]

Do what now

[weak relic]

More like breaking the system

[modern panther]

Noo need to justify.

[weak relic]

Not cheating

[heavy heron]

do an action, see what happened, quickly close the game and the game didn’t save what you did (but now you have information)

for example

cards are flipped over, oh no!

plays all of them

[potent tree]

and you don't do it too?

[heavy heron]

oh it’s an A J K 6 7

[fleet anchor]

The fish

[weak relic]

The fish and house hate this one simple trick

[heavy heron]

quickly closes game

[fiery pier]

That's lame

[heavy heron]

oh it didn’t save that i played that hand

[weak relic]

[heavy heron]

ikr

[modern panther]

And da mork

[heavy heron]

nope

i don’t

[weak relic]

Or wheel

[fiery pier]

If i don't get the hand i want i just kill myself and gg

[potent tree]

no not closing game, i just exit to main menu and return

[heavy heron]

yea or that

[potent tree]

better than holding R every time

[heavy heron]

…yea

[sharp mantle]

sheesh. If only I had a perkeo

[weak relic]

[heavy heron]

well wouldn’t you want your wins to come from your big brain and not from like

cheating

[modern panther]

1/7
*Draws whole hand facedown

[fleet anchor]

That dosent help my hand size is 8

[fiery pier]

Perkeo would've saved you smh...

[weak relic]

Or X-ray challenge

[potent tree]

i'm on my second c++ so hell naw lmao

[weak relic]

[heavy heron]

still cheating!

[sharp mantle]

Needed more hand size 😢

[lost vault]

lay off it, its a single player game

[modern panther]

I have therapy and probably work in the morning. Will I sleep? Say it with me chat

[potent tree]

if i played terraria with a hardcore character and wanted to test a transportation build with a high risk of death, would you consider it cheating to play with a softcore character to avoid losing the hardcore one?

[potent tree]

hell naw

[modern panther]

NO!

[lost vault]

i cant sleep im a balatro fan

[fiery pier]

Yes because you are responsible

And i believe in you

[modern panther]

Re... po... ti... balls? What's that?

[heavy heron]

i don’t know

i don’t play terraria

LOOLL

[potent tree]

then that's a skill issue.

[fiery pier]

For fucks sake

[lost vault]

purr

[modern panther]

No, no I would not

[heavy heron]

it is! so they can prob just ignore me if they care enough

[lost vault]

exercise i thought you said extra fries

[weak relic]

XD

[heavy heron]

yyyyyyea..

[fiery pier]

HELL YEAH THE BEST JOKER IN THE GAME

[potent tree]

so then by that same measure save scumming is perfectly legal in my book

[fiery pier]

NEVER FAILED ME AND NEVER WILL!!!!!!

[lost vault]

not even top 10 gng

[modern panther]

That got me

[fiery pier]

What if i died tomorrow

[fervent wolf]

Oh really?

[heavy heron]

hey if you have fun doing that, go for it!

[fiery pier]

Maybe

[lost vault]

hnrelated i gotta exercise more

get them

glutes

[fervent wolf]

Fun Rick and Holo run

Nat negative Chad too eventually

[modern panther]

I haven't exercised once. I... somehow don't look like a potato. Then again, that's just me

[modern panther]

Im lucky

[lost vault]

the only reason i dont look like a potato is cuz im 6'0

[fiery pier]

I always forget how good negative chad looks

[lost vault]

and have a fast metabolism

i am almost dangerously thin

almost

[fervent wolf]

That's taller than all but one player on the team I play for

[lost vault]

good thing height isnt much of an advantage in baseball

tmk

[modern panther]

I... am not going to ask questions that don't belong here :3

[fervent wolf]

I play hockey 😭

[lost vault]

bbc plays hockey what upside doen world we live in

[fervent wolf]

Height is advantage

[lost vault]

dm me if u want

[marble hound]

Guys I need to ask something

Does chalkboard get effected by mime

[modern panther]

Nu I have anxiety :3

[lost vault]

what if i do it first

would that help

[fiery pier]

No iirc

[marble hound]

Damn

[lost vault]

nah

blackboard isnt a held in hand effect technically

[marble hound]

I got this strategy going on rn

[lost vault]

it only reads the cards you hold as its condition

[modern panther]

So I'll keep my damn mouth shut like I probably should.

[lost vault]

awh

[fervent wolf]

The second tallest player is 5'9 😭

[lost vault]

:(

[lost vault]

wowie

[fiery pier]

Looking good

[modern panther]

If u want

[fiery pier]

Get the voucher tho

[lost vault]

true

paintbrush one of my fave vouchers

alongside

discard viuchers

ouuhghh purple seal value

[marble hound]

Are you sure I want more hand size?

[modern panther]

Can't guarantee a good response if it's an open-ended DM bc i don't like thimking

[lost vault]

🤤

[lost vault]

is meow too open ended

[marble hound]

I thought that having more hand size would be a bad thing since that means it's more likely for something bad to be in there

[fiery pier]

It's just a nice buff with no downsides

[marble hound]

But with chalkboard?

[modern panther]

I'll just meow back :3

[fiery pier]

Yeah dude

[lost vault]

:3

[marble hound]

Hmmm

[fiery pier]

Trust the process

[marble hound]

Alright

But if it screws me over I'm blaming you

[fiery pier]

Sure thing

[marble hound]

Just gonna say it, the ox is such a useless boss

I got it set to flush rn but

I don't really care lol

[fervent wolf]

-# Ironically, we have the tallest player in the league (surprisingly he is not team captain believe it or not bc damn he is so good)

[quartz ember]

yes its bad but assuming you have gold, steel or blue seals etc, the positives outweigh the negatives

[ivory portal]

Do I take

[lost vault]

is height an advantage in hockey

[ivory portal]

A random rare

Or negative

[weak relic]

[lost vault]

my cousin's good at hockey :3

[fervent wolf]

Big one

[fiery pier]

Rare

[lost vault]

woaw

[marble hound]

Oh hell yeah just got telescope

[fiery pier]

-1 hand size is so ass

[marble hound]

It sucks if you have bull I guess

[fervent wolf]

I am too! (my debut game I scored 2 goals and 2 assists)

[ivory portal]

Okay ty

[marble hound]

Which is ironic considering it's the ox

[lost vault]

wowza

i dont play any sports

[weak relic]

I love when Ouija turns all of my cards into 7

[ivory portal]

I got the worst one

[lost vault]

but i am in the marching utes

[lost vault]

aka the pride of utah

[fervent wolf]

Ooo nice, nice

[lost vault]

so thats neat

[weak relic]

+10 mult

Wait

[ivory portal]

How

[fervent wolf]

You're in Utah?

[weak relic]

I mean 8

[ivory portal]

Oh my drill thing

[weak relic]

I freakin forgor

[fiery pier]

Basically 2 free tarot cards

[ivory portal]

I guess so

[lost vault]

yeah
a very non-mormon part of it though

slc

[ivory portal]

I'm gonna let it be eaten

Icl

[lost vault]

i shouldnt say this in a puvlic server maybe

oh well

[quartz ember]

what do you mean worst, thats like perfect

[fiery pier]

Better than -1 hand size

[fervent wolf]

Coolo

[lost vault]

its a big city

[modern panther]

[fervent wolf]

Ik what city lol

[modern panther]

Anyway

[lost vault]

well ueah i said it

slc

[fervent wolf]

Oh I didn't see that lol

[safe fractal]

Still only got just over 500 of the needed 1200 joker stickers 😭

[ivory portal]

Whg

Why

[lost vault]

i might be the only femboy in utah

awa

[quartz ember]

tarot cards are good

[fervent wolf]

He once scored 10 goals in a single game

Which is just unreal

[lost vault]

gosh

[fiery pier]

Vagabond has a special place in my heart because literally on my first run when i didn't know what the fuck was going on, it showed up and literally gave me 2 sun cards

And i won

[ivory portal]

So do I let it get eaten

[fiery pier]

Flush for the win

[marble hound]

Yo should I take ectoplasm

[lost vault]

vagabond is lowkirkenuinely the best tarotgen joker

[fervent wolf]

He's 6'8 btw and STILL GROWING (on skates he is probably 6'10 or 6'11)

[marble hound]

I'm not even sure what I'd add to this strategy tbh

[lost vault]

its not even funny

[quartz ember]

no idea, your build seems weird, ehats your score

[lost vault]

😵‍💫

[marsh goblet]

chat i got my first vampire run going

[ivory portal]

It is

[marsh goblet]

only took until after getting c+ lmao

[marble hound]

Well the clown is funny /j

[fiery pier]

Deja vu the king

[safe fractal]

Tell me about it

[ivory portal]

Cus I can't get anything decent

[modern panther]

Ykw, while I have da balls. To random person, DM incoming

[ivory portal]

My jokers were straight garbage

[marble hound]

... Of spades?

[ivory portal]

Wdym

[lost vault]

i meowed at u >:(

[fiery pier]

Yes

[ivory portal]

Like my highest score

[marble hound]

Why

[ivory portal]

I can get probably 15000

[fiery pier]

And then try to get a cryptid or death card

[ivory portal]

If I play a full house 😭

[marble hound]

But I'm focusing on clubs

[ivory portal]

I'm trynna upgrade my pair

[fiery pier]

Moon card

[quartz ember]

what are your jokers giving you, what hand are you playing, how much base score does it give

whats your deck like

[ivory portal]

But the celestials aren't giving me mercury

[marble hound]

Uh... Are you implying I should drift into baron run or something lol

[marble hound]

I'm not going for naninf or anything

[fiery pier]

Oh i just saw that you are on ante 8

Honestly you have a solid build already

[fervent wolf]

Me next

?

[marble hound]

I'm just gonna red seal the steel card cause why not

[lost vault]

i'll dm you

wahaha

[fiery pier]

Just go fight the boss blind like normal and you'll be fine

[marsh goblet]

win more econ my beloved

[marble hound]

Oh hell yeah

[glossy forge]

Tough.... Can I win ante 7 boss without campfire?

[fervent wolf]

Thee requires thy joker of me

[lost vault]

trance is right there gang

[glossy forge]

Or grimbo goes? He's at +15 mult

[lost vault]

oh nvm ante 8

[marble hound]

... Shit

Oh

[lost vault]

skinky uou are a stupid cat

[marble hound]

I swear y'all need to look at the damn ante counter lol

[fervent wolf]

Nooo you are good cat

[marble hound]

My Chad has been foiled by the wheel

[lost vault]

i have trance/medium brainroy

mmmnnggh seals~

[tidal pawn]

WHEEL 🗣️

[solemn sonnet]

when seal seal update

[marble hound]

Id say your brainrot is medium rare

[glad viper]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

[marble hound]

SPACE JOKER

[tidal pawn]

Seals can't be THAT great lol

[modern panther]

Check DMS

[glad viper]

im too broke 💔

[fiery pier]

I can't believe you are using square joker
Like even if you are using it for the polychrome, it still does NOTHING

[lost vault]

😵‍💫 they are trust

[tidal pawn]

Wait why you dm'ing random people?

[modern panther]

Bc I can

And am bored

[tidal pawn]

I mean, blue and purple seals are fun

[tidal pawn]

Tbh that's fair

[fiery pier]

Red seal is literally the base for all naneinfs

[glossy forge]

Squimbo deserves all the love and praise 🥺❤️

[ivory portal]

Yayyy

I really don't like this deck

[fiery pier]

BURN SQUARE JOKER

[ivory portal]

But it gave me something good

For once

I can actause my hex

[glossy forge]

Find any sort of econ quick 😭

[fiery pier]

Ooooo how nice

[lost vault]

this might be the first time ive heard ghost deck slander

ever

[ivory portal]

I don't like it

[fiery pier]

Very much useless alone

[tidal pawn]

True dat

[fiery pier]

But still nice

[glossy forge]

How many chips do I need at ante 8 with Mr Bones?

[ivory portal]

If I could only play one deck

Ever

It would be nebula

[glossy forge]

Nebula is crazy

[ivory portal]

Yeah 😭

[ivory portal]

It's fun

[fiery pier]

Mine would be plasma

[lost vault]

false!
perkatory

fake perkeo fan

[ivory portal]

I haven't tried it

[heavy heron]

my god

pairs really is just easy mode

[ivory portal]

I have anaglyph and plasma

[ivory portal]

But I haven't played em

[lost vault]

yeah

[ivory portal]

I'm gonna finish one deck

Then I'll play those two

[fiery pier]

I am not a fake perkeo fan!!!!!!!!!!!

[fiery pier]

Abandoned deck is really good too

[ivory portal]

Yeah that's fun

[lost vault]

real perkeo fans know of perkatory naneinf

[fiery pier]

Starts with 0 face cards and deck thinning is easier

[ivory portal]

I really don't like the half club half heart deck

Just forces me to be lazy and play flush

[weak relic]

[fiery pier]

Listen here i got the game 1 month ago

[lost vault]

alrighty

[ivory portal]

And flush is the most boring hand to play

[lost vault]

i disagree but fire anyway

[ivory portal]

It's lazy !!!

[lost vault]

pairs are the true most boring

[fiery pier]

You mean half spade?

[lost vault]

op, easy

[weak relic]

Oh yeah he gonna have beef with an OG here XD

[ivory portal]

Yea half spade

[lost vault]

aawa

[weak relic]

[ivory portal]

True

I just have a friend that likes playing flush too

[lost vault]

yorick goated after the rework

[ivory portal]

And I'm trying to show him that high card is way better

[quartz ember]

now I understand how you dont understand tarot cards

[ivory portal]

Yeah

😭

[glossy forge]

❤️

[ivory portal]

I haven't watched a single tutorial

[lost vault]

newgen balatro fans couldnt comprehend how atrocious og yorick was

[glossy forge]

I should've killed the Squimbo

[ivory portal]

I'm trying to learn this game by myself

[ivory portal]

Why

[weak relic]

Should I kill green joker for popcorn

[acoustic kettle]

Yed

[quartz ember]

thats really good

[ivory portal]

Yes

[fiery pier]

Yorick on late game is kind of meh imo, but since you have 6 discards it shouldn't be a problem

[lost vault]

5X mult after 23 discards used
so bro basically did nothing for like 4 antes

[ivory portal]

I can beat all the decks

And stakes

It's just

Past ante 12

I get stuck

[quartz ember]

oh, well thats a different game

[ivory portal]

Oh that's way worse

[lost vault]

current yorick is goated

[ivory portal]

I wanna be cool and get naneinf

Like the cool kids

[lost vault]

its actually insane how blue seal and yorick went from the worst of their kind to the best from one updaye

[ivory portal]

I can't even get to a single e

[quartz ember]

you need to focus econ if you want to more consistently get deep endless

[glossy forge]

Plasma white stake is how I got mine

[ivory portal]

😓😓

[lost vault]

blue seal used to be so ass

[glossy forge]

The wiki has a great guide

[ivory portal]

Oooo

[lost vault]

"random planet if held in hand at the end of round"

[weak relic]

Lol I still haven't reached that

[lost vault]

im crine bruh

[glossy forge]

All my homies hate Perkeo. I did mine without him

Bro I was about to dagger Perkeo yesterday 😌

[ivory portal]

Oh damn

[lost vault]

yeah theres a lotta ways to naneinf

[fiery pier]

Plasma is the easiest deck to get naneinf imo

[weak relic]

Mainly cuz I was more focused on getting c++

[lost vault]

crimson bean is the easiest way i think

[fiery pier]

FUCK YOU

[glossy forge]

That's why I went for it

[ivory portal]

Alright I'll try

[weak relic]

I might do it soon

[ivory portal]

NOTHING

[quartz ember]

lot of ways but they (almost) always boil down to x1.5

[weak relic]

Lol

[fiery pier]

Open the arcana pack maybe?

There might be a judgement in there

[weak relic]

Trib on arcana pack

XD

[quartz ember]

the red card on your screen:

[lost vault]

"nothing"
the red card

[fiery pier]

Booooooooooring

[quartz ember]

but still i wouldnt take it

[fervent wolf]

Like this

[ivory portal]

PHEWWW

[quartz ember]

i would just go next

[lost vault]

i'd crack the planet pack 👅

[ivory portal]

Nope

[glossy forge]

My run was so lucky I landed a natty negative Mail in Rebate that allowed me to farm up to 15k dollars. I ended up spending 9k of those for the Burglar before I went into the Naneinf attempt on the serpent

[balmy ocean]

Just had the craziest game ever

[fervent wolf]

But no 1.5×

[glad viper]

do i take it.

[ivory portal]

I did that and got nothing god

Good

[weak relic]

-10k hand size my favorite

[ivory portal]

Yeah

But it's useless for my next blind

😭

[fiery pier]

It's free high card levels and you have space

[fervent wolf]

It is quite exquisite

[quartz ember]

why you shouldnt trust other people

[weak relic]

Free +5 lvls of pairs

Mmm

[ivory portal]

Oh no I did that on my own accord

It was the best choice

[rain ice]

I just started the Seed wtf 😅 [mobile]

[spiral osprey]

What does that clock mean?

Is it like temporary?

[quartz ember]

nah

[glad viper]

ITS GONNA DIE

[fiery pier]

Yes

[weak relic]

Yeah lmao

[fiery pier]

It only lasts for 5 rounds

[weak relic]

Unless

[ivory portal]

I'm a gambler after all

[spiral osprey]

ONLY 5

Damn

[weak relic]

Baseball card value

[modern panther]

It's free, it's +5 levels of a hand of your choice, and it's a free 5-6 doll hairs

[weak relic]

[modern panther]

What's not to luv?

[lost vault]

bbc value 👅

[fervent wolf]

Yesss

[weak relic]

Ayo

[fervent wolf]

Bbc=BaseBallCard

[glossy forge]

Is BBC baseball card...

[modern panther]

I LOVE BBC! Wait... I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

[glossy forge]

My bones rattle in anticipation

[marble hound]

Sad, I usually like getting to ante 12 at least

[lost vault]

ikr

[weak relic]

Eternal rental showman my favorite

[marble hound]

Etrental

[fervent wolf]

Mine is eternal rental seance

[marble hound]

What about eternal rental popcorn

[modern panther]

I am going to lick your BBC. Your BaseBall Card, ofc

[lost vault]

eternal rental showman MIGHT be the mosy atrocious joker in the game

[lost vault]

imagine if food jokers could be eternal and they just went into negatives

[modern panther]

I love the taste of cardstock!

[marble hound]

Oh yeah I forgot about that

[lost vault]

jummers

[fervent wolf]

Double rental perishable credit cards

[marble hound]

We serve food here sir

[lost vault]

college student simulator or smy

[lost vault]

i'll take your finest bbc

[marble hound]

Sorry all we have is Doctor Who

[lost vault]

fuiick

[modern panther]

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[fervent wolf]

You called?

[lost vault]

im taking you

[marble hound]

GIVE ME THE MCCHICKEN

[modern panther]

I AM GOING TO OVERDOSE ON CAFFEINE

[lost vault]

why :(

[fervent wolf]

WOAH NO

NO

[lost vault]

as in kidnapping

you're going into my closet

[modern panther]

I WOULD LIKE 20 LARGE BAJA BLAST MIDNIGHTS! AND FOR FREE BECAUSE I FUCKING WORK HERE!

[marble hound]

What's wrong with a kid taking a nap

[fervent wolf]

I became mega rental

Every second I stay in your property, I take 500 dollars

[lost vault]

who said i was gonna feed you

[marsh goblet]

boutta win a gold stake run with this goofy ass joker lineup

[marble hound]

What's your vampire at

[royal ore]

4th joker slot

[marsh goblet]

4.3x

[marble hound]

I meant like

Ah

[marsh goblet]

oh nevermind im fucked

[modern panther]

Yo, do you think I could get a free drink at a TB I don't work at if I wear my work outfit to it?

[marsh goblet]

wait no im not i have mr bones

[marble hound]

Yeah no

[ivory portal]

Dude do I gotta time misprint or something

[marsh goblet]

welp no mr bones gold sticker :c

[marble hound]

Nah it's just random

A number between 0 and 21 I think right

[modern panther]

Fun fact: caffeine is a drug. So I do in fact do drugs

[weak relic]

Average of 11 mult!

Idk

[marsh goblet]

welp at least i got a gold sticker on popcorn

[glossy forge]

Per hand played, it picks a number between 0 - 21

[lost vault]

yes

me too

one could even say im an addict

[glossy forge]

There's no way to change it's assigned +mult except play the hand

[weak relic]

I jus drank my 3rd cup of coffee today

[marble hound]

What was your popcorn at anyways

[marsh goblet]

yo is ur pfp the skeleton from fear and hunger

[glossy forge]

Yes

[marsh goblet]

+12, purely there for the sticker

[lost vault]

nor

[marble hound]

Nice

[royal ore]

+50 chips

[marsh goblet]

lit

[glossy forge]

Funger mentioned ❤️🥺

[marble hound]

Odd Todd why are you so negative

[modern panther]

23

[royal ore]

ectoplasm

[marsh goblet]

i rerolled cerulean bell into violet vessel which is why i was unable to get the sticker on mr bones </3

[weak relic]

-3 hand size my favorite

[ivory portal]

Ahhh

[marble hound]

Who needs hand size when you got FINGERS