🕹・game-discussion

[lost vault]

well unkess you have stencil ig

[visual turtle]

Or this

[lost vault]

the seed didnt “like” me

i just played enough lucky cards to where lucky cat scaled alot

its not that unlikely

[heady narwhal]

lucky cat is likely to whiff in my experience. it usually turns out ok but it often takes a few antes to get past, like, 1.25x

[lost vault]

yah

[heady narwhal]

i don't usually take it unless i have 3+ lucky cards

[lost vault]

lucky cat doesnt scale amazingly

but

[terse vale]

and there’s still a downside its better than what it currently is

[lost vault]

idki lost my train of thought

:3

[visual turtle]

I see

[heady narwhal]

ankh "buff" (actually probably significantly worse): destroy a random joker, then duplicate a random joker

[fervent wolf]

What if you have 1 joker

[heady narwhal]

destroys it

[fervent wolf]

That's terrible

[heady narwhal]

that's why it's significantly worse

[hasty harness]

yeah that makes ankh so much worse lol

[visual turtle]

I got marble joker

It's only a matter of time

beforei have 900 stone cards

[lost vault]

how is this worse

oh

nvm

[gaunt scaffold]

i just skipped for 7 spectral packs

with no fucking ecto

[weak seal]

bro is planning to turn his deck into a stone ocean

[gaunt scaffold]

how do i get naninf

[visual turtle]

I also have egg
and eternal dagger

[slow epoch]

If i were buffing ankh I'd just let you pick, and it still destroys everything else. Only really a buff on black stake and up.

but I think it's fine as is

[ivory sandal]

yo i beat orange stake for the first time!!

[gaunt scaffold]

gz man!

[lost vault]

you'll need a lot more than thay

[visual turtle]

nooo it's the wall

=[

[gaunt scaffold]

i cant get ecto

[lost vault]

wdym

[gaunt scaffold]

i have rolled so much

for ecto

but im not getting it

i cry

[lost vault]

ok

skill issue :3

[gaunt scaffold]

yeah

ill send baron after you

careful

[lost vault]

oh no dogshit joker

scary

[fervent wolf]

Send scary face

[gaunt scaffold]

ill send blueprint after you

care

[fervent wolf]

Oh no, they'll copy the best joker of all time, what will I do

[lost vault]

so scary, she does nothing on her own

[gaunt scaffold]

did you just assume its gender there?

[lost vault]

fuck off

[gaunt scaffold]

heheheheh

[lost vault]

its called a head cannon

[gaunt scaffold]

if i dont find ecto within the next 1 ante

ill find you

[lost vault]

none of the jokers have a confirmed gender

[fervent wolf]

Mr. Bones

"Mr."

[visual turtle]

Okay idkw i picked up stone joker

I think I should stop

because I decided to do 2 pair

[lost vault]

could just be gender nonconformity

i mean

im a boy and go by she/her

like

meow

[vocal rose]

if theres a mr im just gonna make the fair assumption they're a dude

[fervent wolf]

Yo wsp Zoahl

[lost vault]

evil

[vocal rose]

hi

[ivory sandal]

guys in starting my first ever gold stake run😱

[visual turtle]

wait what

[fervent wolf]

How is your day

[visual turtle]

stone cards

have a rank

[vocal rose]

balatro

[fervent wolf]

No

[visual turtle]

if you give it a different

enhancement

[fervent wolf]

Thats good

[fervent wolf]

Yes

Bc they can only have one enhancement

[sullen lintel]

Some of my college classes dont let me use my laptop so when im not busy in a class and im bored I imagine myself doing a winning run and drawing cards and whatnot

Sometimes when im half asleep i dream of playing balatro and I kind of know im dreaming it but if I acknowledge that then I will wake up and stop the run

[eternal flame]

one of the best combos in the game

[lost vault]

2% shoot the moon
98% steel

[eternal flame]

ok it carried in the early antes

[lost vault]

you right tho mime + blue seals goes crazy

[eternal flame]

I did not get very many steel queens until ante 7

[lost vault]

fair

im justs aying its not one of the best combos :p

[fervent wolf]

I just be playing irl

[lost vault]

that would gonto

vagabond burglar

[gaunt scaffold]

you have 1 too many joker

[lost vault]

your joker order is so fucked

[gaunt scaffold]

none of them are negative

[sullen lintel]

black deck

[lost vault]

blaxk deck

[gaunt scaffold]

ahh...

[fervent wolf]

The Dagger was at 0, I picked it up for no reason lol

[lost vault]

dagger should be in the leftmost slot and blueprint should be copying the order to the right of brainstorm

[lost vault]

noob

[visual turtle]

a

[fervent wolf]

I beat gold stake in 8 rounds, have you?

[eternal flame]

for gold stake it def is

[lost vault]

that doesnt sound "hard"
just "atrocious" and "luck based"

[lost vault]

nah

[sullen lintel]

no they have the order right aside from dagger needing to be between blueprint and order

[fervent wolf]

The game is 95% skill

[eternal flame]

if you see a mime and you already have shoot the moon, you better take it and start leaning into that

[lost vault]

mime is just a goated joker generally

[lost vault]

depends

a full skip challenge? hell no

[fervent wolf]

Just get better

[lost vault]

you gotta get lucky as hell to win that

[lost vault]

fuck you

[fervent wolf]

Skill issue tbh

[fervent wolf]

L

[lost vault]

can you fucking stop

[eternal flame]

ok but you do have to get lucky AF to have a run winning in 8

[sullen lintel]

what did they do yo

[lost vault]

read

[fervent wolf]

It's called being a good player idk

[eternal flame]

winning a run is very non-luck

but skipping every single blind is just not viable

[fervent wolf]

Maybe not

But it is a fun challenge

[lost vault]

doesnt sound fun to me

[eternal flame]

that does sound like torture ngl

[visual turtle]

makes me want to die

[sullen lintel]

"balatro is 95% skill based"
"Not if you skip all the blinds"

"Driving a car is easy"
"Not if you drive blindfolded without legs"

????

[visual turtle]

im kidding about my previous message

[gaunt scaffold]

im gonna cry

[visual turtle]

though the seed

has to like you or something

[lost vault]

bruh

ibwas saying that becaus ethat was what we were talking about

[crimson burrow]

flower pot doesnt trigger here. worth bug reporting?

[lost vault]

💀

[gaunt scaffold]

nah its normal

cause the baseball card smashed the flower pot

in the order you have it in

[visual turtle]

Report it anyways

[pale wolf]

?? why would it

[last geyser]

Do I ankh acrobat?

[crimson burrow]

wait i think it did trigger wtf

it didnt before

[gaunt scaffold]

depends

[pale wolf]

have you read flower pot's effect recently

[lost vault]

smeared

[gaunt scaffold]

can you do gymnastics

[pale wolf]

ooh

my b

[crimson burrow]

i put it on 1x speed so i could see 😭

[pale wolf]

lol

[crimson burrow]

YES

[pale wolf]

yea it prob did trigger then

[crimson burrow]

not before it didnt

im so confused

[visual turtle]

smeared should have been

all suits count as the same suit

[pale wolf]

???

no

[lost vault]

why??

[crimson burrow]

no

clubs and spades = same suit
hears and dia = same

[fervent wolf]

Almost full skip twice, idk why I played the first round lol

[lost vault]

guys i think SHORTCUT should be " straights can be made with gaps of up to 13 ranks "

[crimson burrow]

what joker?

[sullen lintel]

"smears should make everything count as a wild card so when you get a suit specific joker it becomes OP and also you can play 5 random cards and always get a flush that would be balanced"

[crimson burrow]

OH

[viscid stone]

Beat cruelty

Took way less time than I expected

[crimson burrow]

should have been mb didnt see it

[viscid stone]

It's time...

[visual turtle]

pareidolia but for suits

[viscid stone]

For Jokerless 😔

[lost vault]

pareidolia doesnt work like thst vro

[lost vault]

pareidolia doesnt make every hand you play a 5 of a kind

[twin rune]

Really, Four Fingers should have been One Finger so you can throw a single card and get flush five. Why didn't Thunk think of this?

[crimson burrow]

i personally really like paradalaleio or whatever its called

[visual turtle]

I swear
what does it even do 💔

[crimson burrow]

im thunking cuz thunk cant thunk

[lost vault]

so you know how some jokers say "face cards give x"
it works with those

[simple sigil]

I think you're tech support

[lost vault]

and also makes your whole deck debuffed against plant

[fervent wolf]

All cards count as face cards and would trigger smiley and sock

[visual turtle]

just
those two

[fervent wolf]

And other face card effects

[lost vault]

no bruh

theres a handful of face card based jokers

[fervent wolf]

All face face cards effects that aren't a specific rank

[lost vault]

smiley face
scary face
sock and buskin
midas mask
business card
reserved parking
the Plant
the Mark

faceless joker

forgot him

and of course canio

[visual turtle]

Oh, Infinite money then

[sullen lintel]

rerolling erratic deck until I get 52 kings and a baron on round 1 shop

[crimson burrow]

flower pot build now turned photochad

[visual turtle]

and that one

[lost vault]

you dont have infinite discards do you

[fervent wolf]

Gonna take you forever

Literally

[visual turtle]

With mods, the possibilities are endless

but I don't have a mod that does that

[lost vault]

well im not talking about modded

[crimson burrow]

theres a seed where you can get like all 10 of spades i think

not even erratic

[terse vale]

has 2 be erratic

[crimson burrow]

bugged seed

[lost vault]

if you want to start with all 10 of spades yes it has to be erratic

[sullen lintel]

it is erratic

[lost vault]

the seed is buggedbut its still erratic

[crimson burrow]

oh ok

i thought it was just a bugged seed mb

[lost vault]

it is just a bugged seed

[sullen lintel]

it is but is erratic

[crimson burrow]

no like not on eratic

[lost vault]

theres like an ante where everything is polychrome iirc

[daring steppe]

Lo balatro sale caro

[crimson burrow]

bro the flower pot is back

do i take it gang

[simple sigil]

Yes

[crimson burrow]

i say swap for baseball card

[tranquil steppe]

Kill smiley

[fervent wolf]

Smiley out

[visual turtle]

serpent killed me 😔

[lost vault]

loo

lol

lmao

[fervent wolf]

Lol

[simple sigil]

Slime smilley out

[fervent wolf]

-looks inside
-rebate

[crimson burrow]

bro what is looks inside

i see it all in roffles vids

DEATH TO SLIMY SMILEY

[simple sigil]

I wanna play mc

[lost vault]

its a stupid joke

[crimson burrow]

isnt it where roffle looks inside the joker pack or sum

buffoon pack

[lost vault]

looks inside
looks outside
where the hell am i
photochad anyway

[glad sequoia]

Yet another anaglyph run without taking a skip lol. Well, aside from investment tag but I didn't have any double tags yet

[visual turtle]

ooh baseball card

[lost vault]

no

[fervent wolf]

Yes?

[lost vault]

the "looks inside" part predates balatro

[glad sequoia]

Baseball card

[visual turtle]

I got the
baseball card

[fervent wolf]

What

[crimson burrow]

oh ok

wdym

[lost vault]

like ihh uhm

[glad sequoia]

I like you

[lost vault]

i think the first time insaw that joke was like

[fervent wolf]

Ty, I'm the goat joker

[lost vault]

"wireless controller"
looks inside
wires

[crimson burrow]

LMAO

fuck

ive found myself in quite the predicament

blackboard is really good with smeared

but flowerpot is also dope

[fervent wolf]

Good bye photo

[crimson burrow]

no way

photochad

[glad sequoia]

Smeared doesn't do anything for blackboard though

[visual turtle]

The 1 reliable use i have seen for blackboard

[crimson burrow]

thats gotta be abug

if it doesnt do anythign

[fervent wolf]

Photochad is boring

[visual turtle]

nvm 💔

[wintry ice]

ragebait failed 🥀

[crimson burrow]

it works tho

[glad sequoia]

Spades or clubs being both spades and clubs doesn't change anything for blackboard though right?

[crimson burrow]

oh wait

yeah

[shell dagger]

it’s hard to benefit from both at once

[crimson burrow]

im high bro

[shell dagger]

is probably what they meant

[crimson burrow]

istg

[glad sequoia]

Lol

[crimson burrow]

so do i swap it out for anything or nah

idk id say baseball card or hanging chad or photograph

idk

[glad sequoia]

Maybe photograph, what you have is pretty good though

[crimson burrow]

imma just go next round

photochad is chad

[sullen lintel]

this is one of the weirder runs Ive done

[crimson burrow]

so much for all kings smh

[visual turtle]

I need this run someday

[crimson burrow]

i cant beat orange stake for the life of me bro

[visual turtle]

i
still have not gotten golden ticket

[sullen lintel]

12 kings is good enough'

[crimson burrow]

tru

i only have orange stake on plasma deck. my second is purple on ghost

[visual turtle]

ooh vampire

And it's uncommon

[serene forge]

I love Baseball Card

[safe ibex]

looks pretty good to me

a bull would go hard here

[uneven laurel]

What in the early game eco

[crimson burrow]

erratic

[serene forge]

did you get midas mask

[sullen lintel]

i did

[serene forge]

lmfao

that's awesome

[crimson burrow]

wait

i have michael in my shop

if i can get caveman brother after that could be great

idk

gros michel = michael
caveman = cavendish

nah just reroll

lmao

[visual turtle]

hmmmm eternal burgler

not
this time

[gilded hull]

Leave that p3d0 out of this

[lost vault]

?

[gilded hull]

||Boykisser||

[lost vault]

im gonna need you to elaborate

[last path]

checkered deck gold stake win. "who needs flushes when you can play anything but flushes", said the obelisk

[lost vault]

maybe not in game disvussion tho

[glad sequoia]

I took an eternal burglar earlier today and got a Yorick shortly after

[lost vault]

The Hook synergy

🤑

[visual turtle]

ok im gonna die

it's the needle

[glad sequoia]

Lmao that's the only way I guess

[night turret]

God if I reroll on this and it’s the debuff jokers

Ima lose it

[wintry ice]

vagueposting always ends up being more telling than actually stating what you mean

[lost vault]

he still hasnt really proven anhthing

[night turret]

FUCK RE ROLLING, WE BALL

[visual turtle]

woah you lived

[sullen lintel]

👀

[lost vault]

show me your deck uwu

[modest snow]

how lucky is this, natural negative mime AND natural negative troubador for another +2 hand size

[sullen lintel]

flash card at 142 mult yo I dont want to leave him

[sullen lintel]

still unfixed rn

[visual turtle]

the game keeps giving me banner

as if

the deck will auto give me a two pair

[lost vault]

not bad

could use more purple

:3

[night turret]

I could go on to endless, but I have flat xMult

[sullen lintel]

I drop flash card here right

rebate is better

[lost vault]

humm

[night turret]

So I’m going onto the next stake

[lost vault]

idk

can u win without flash carr

[dreamy tapir]

Next steps for naneinf?

[sullen lintel]

actually good question I dont think so

[lost vault]

if you want naneinf you'll need to pivot off of idol

[night turret]

Why are you copying only DNA

[woven spire]

change your whole build

[visual turtle]

Aaaand i died

[sullen lintel]

rebate will show up later

[lost vault]

baron mime is better for it

[wintry ice]

pivot to baron mime and get retcon

[crimson burrow]

wait is royal flush or flush house better

i could do either rn

[wintry ice]

flush house is more consistent

[crimson burrow]

but i cant remembert for life of me

[dreamy tapir]

Yeah, I know. Ty tho

[night turret]

You have no lvls in either, flush house

[lost vault]

:3

[modest snow]

get to ante 24

[wintry ice]

like both hands are really inconsistent but flush house is a lot more playable

[woven spire]

royal is better for scoring if you gonna do it once but i would prefer flush house if you gonna play around it

[crimson burrow]

its exactly the same lol

[dreamy tapir]

I change when scoring. Or else I would be dead.

[crimson burrow]

i just needed to unlock it i didnt know what the base chips and mult were for them

[woven spire]

wdym

[dreamy tapir]

I'm thinking about short term. I will need money for the build pivot and other jokers. But I also want to expand the deck with DNA

[crimson burrow]

wait no it isnt

im just stupid

[visual turtle]

okay wait
Hopefully i get another strength or death so I can have four 7 of clubs

[dreamy tapir]

And I don't know if it's a great idea changing the sock and buskin for mail in rebait.

[crimson burrow]

i unlock flush house and look at the top one, which is flushj house

[woven spire]

if you want to pivot you need to find baron and mime in the same shop, so get a bunch of money

[lost vault]

mrreow~

[quick salmon]

I just got C+ but the achievement didn’t unlock

[woven spire]

what

[serene forge]

I hate Full Hourse

[lost vault]

myaan :3

[woven spire]

u need to win a run

wtv you want

it can be white stake or wtv

[quick salmon]

Like win an extra? Real

[visual turtle]

Nvm i died early

[quick salmon]

Thanks

[woven spire]

np

[woven spire]

🐎 🐴 ???

[night turret]

Ohhh okay, So its first hand then you swap to baron

[mellow cypress]

Full House??

[woven spire]

was not expecting that

house jumpscare

[visual turtle]

why is he doing that
to the glove

[woven spire]

he getting it off dw

[wintry ice]

full hourse
hol horse

[mellow cypress]

He just did a prostate exam

[woven spire]

wild

[sullen lintel]

what do I brainstorm here

[lost vault]

full hourse

[mellow cypress]

Show deck

[woven spire]

baron

[crimson burrow]

on plasma its better to prioritise chips isnt it? but a mult build is also good if it comes around?

[wintry ice]

photo for as long as you have less than 10 kings and high card isn't like lvl 15 or so

[visual turtle]

I sure hope I can
convert my deck into diamonds/clubs to get Onyx & rough gem

[woven spire]

yeah, baron for scoring

[wintry ice]

in this case you copy baron and switch to mime after playing the hand

[woven spire]

Photochad is useless btw)

[sullen lintel]

pair!

[wintry ice]

that works i guess

[mellow cypress]

Deck is horse shit, get a red seal ASAP, get rid of photo ASAP and replace with some sort of econ

[lost vault]

so useless

[crimson burrow]

.

[lost vault]

the deck is fine

[mellow cypress]

Chad is Econ keep it unless U find better

[lost vault]

get more

blue seals

[mellow cypress]

You need to pivot later

[lost vault]

💯

[mellow cypress]

Chips early mult later

[lost vault]

not blue

purple

[crimson burrow]

chips init, mult later?

yeah

[wintry ice]

chips are enough for lower stakes

[mellow cypress]

^^^^^
Even gold stake if you high roll

[wintry ice]

you might be forced to switch to xmult on purple and above due to how huge violet vessel is

[mellow cypress]

Arrowhead plus retriggers

Is gas

[night turret]

From a scale of 1-10 how stupid is this build?

[wintry ice]

bloodstone aj

[night turret]

I’m currently scalling square so I have chips

[manic zealot]

If it works it works

[night turret]

But jeez

[crimson burrow]

i really hate square

[naive heath]

is swashbuckler and pirate good at endgame

[mellow cypress]

If U got wild cards, ey it could be worse, if you don't that's a dumpster fire

[crimson burrow]

with a passion

[night turret]

I’m alright hitting 50K 0@7/

[woven spire]

i know 4 boss blinds that you wouldn’t like

[wintry ice]

did you not consider selling bloodstone for castle

[night turret]

I don’t got a single one to my name

[wintry ice]

like it's pretty solid with smeared

[mellow cypress]

Then your build is horse shite

[woven spire]

smeared?

[mellow cypress]

50% of the time....

[night turret]

Oh I just got to the shop, so I would

But square is negative

[wintry ice]

?

[woven spire]

not how it works

Lol

[mellow cypress]

If AJ doesn't hit diamonds or hearts

?

[wintry ice]

i was talking about selling bloodstone for castle

given that fib + aj seems like more than reliable enough

[night turret]

Oh then yeah, bloodstone can get out

[woven spire]

yeah

[night turret]

Time for castle

[wintry ice]

i don't think i've ever gotten smeared with castle before

[woven spire]

that’s a funny combo

[mellow cypress]

I think I've used castle 1 time

For

1 ante

[woven spire]

castle is so goated

[mellow cypress]

Never find it when it's useful

[visual turtle]

aaaaa
nd
i died

[lost vault]

wheree tf is my food vro

[visual turtle]

ripers

[woven spire]

idk

[mellow cypress]

Go to the kitchen vro

[lost vault]

no

[polar trellis]

which is better to take shop 1 on white stake plasma, stuntman or trading card?

[sullen lintel]

what do I take here

[lost vault]

ooh

tugg

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[mellow cypress]

Well there's the root of your problem now isn't it

[lost vault]

tyff

[woven spire]

stunt

[lost vault]

no man

[polar trellis]

i know lmao

[mellow cypress]

RED SEAL

[lost vault]

i ordered something

and it hasnt come yet

[visual turtle]

Can i please get an scalable xMult
that isn't like constellation or whatever

[polar trellis]

vampire

:)

[lost vault]

so i figured conplaining about it would make it go faster

[woven spire]

hating on constellation should be a sin

[mellow cypress]

Learn to cook and you wont have to wait

Nor waste money twin

It's not hard

[lost vault]

im not wasting money

i have a meal plan

[mellow cypress]

^^^

[visual turtle]

I got madness

what do i do

[lost vault]

if i didnt do this it would be a waste

[mellow cypress]

😭 crazy work

[lost vault]

???

tf you mean crazy work

[woven spire]

why we hating on people for that?

[lost vault]

im a first year in uni living on campus

[visual turtle]

I love hating on people for random things

[lost vault]

give me a break

[visual turtle]

im joking about my previous message

[lost vault]

i dont even have a way to cook food

[woven spire]

lmao

[lost vault]

cuz mu dorm sucks

[night turret]

Welp rip run, messed up on some hands

[visual turtle]

every message here about college and uni scares me

[mellow cypress]

Cos cooking is easy and far too many people in my generation can't for shit<3

[night turret]

Time for new deck

[woven spire]

how

[lost vault]

read my messages loser

i can cook

[mellow cypress]

I ain't hating on them, I'm hating on meal plans, shits not personal

[lost vault]

i just dont have a way to do so

[night turret]

I got distracted by my dog and hit discard instead of play

[lost vault]

you assumed too mich about my situation

[woven spire]

Yeahhhh, so?

[woven spire]

nahhhhh lmao

[wintry ice]

i hate people who make a diet to increase their quality of life they're such losers for like, wanting to improve themselves

[visual turtle]

someone's gonna have to die probably
or
I have a neverending to-do list

[night turret]

It happens, they just wanted pats

[lost vault]

why is it so hard for people to admit when theyre wrong

[night turret]

Because it’s the internet

[wintry ice]

eternal todo list is fine with madness

[lost vault]

even if i did have a way to cook the meal plan has already been paid for

[woven spire]

eat them.

[lost vault]

it would be a huge waste to just

not use it

[visual turtle]

Cool the thing says 2 pair

now it says full house

[wintry ice]

not being picky is the way with madness and fortune teller being there is an example of that

[mellow cypress]

Ofc it would, I'm sickened by food waste, if it's already paid for I'm not judging

[visual turtle]

oh thats
unfortunate

💔

[lost vault]

you literally sobbing praying empji reacted me

[mellow cypress]

Shit I work in a hosp mate the wastage hurts me to mah core

[woven spire]

even of it wasn’t you shouldn’t be judging people like it’s your business

[visual turtle]

I picked
Fortune teller because it's coo
l

[lost vault]

true

[sullen lintel]

I drop photo here?

[woven spire]

yeahhhhh

all in on the baron mime

[mellow cypress]

Anyone is allowed to judge anyone, that's normal, you just can't be rude about it. If your situation is bad enough you need a meal plan, sure, go for it.
My point is simply you can always find a way to cook

Cooking is medicine

[woven spire]

would lowk sell chad and 8 ball before ripping the invis

[lost vault]

if you ask me you were being pretty rude

even if you werent trying to

[mellow cypress]

Then my bad mate

🤷

[sullen lintel]

plant showing up

director my GOAT

[lost vault]

mu situation isnt particularly bad its just that the plan's been paid for

[lost vault]

suit debuff upon ye

[mellow cypress]

Psychic incoming

[crimson burrow]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I DID IT

I FUCKING DID IT

I GAVE UP TRYING TO FIND PERKEO SO I WENT TO PLAY ORANGE STAKE PLASMA

😭

ok whats the best perkeo strat for plasma iyo

[mellow cypress]

🤷 always a way to cook lad, improvisation can get you anywhere
And yes, you can cook In a microwave

[sullen lintel]

👀

negative pareidoila for temperence showing up to me

[woven spire]

e??

[sullen lintel]

theres no downside to him right

[sullen lintel]

e12 when I had 2 red seals in my hand

[crimson burrow]

the plant is it?

the one that debuffs all face cards

[sullen lintel]

yeah but I have directors cut

[crimson burrow]

oh righto

then not really

[mellow cypress]

Gives you temperance value, might as well

[lost vault]

it
would
be
a
waste
of
money

[mellow cypress]

Again, I do not mean right now 😭

[visual turtle]

Oh no, its the wall

[lost vault]

then why are you even saying it

i know cooking is possible

[visual turtle]

i think if they want to cook

then they can

[sullen lintel]

new highscore inbound

[lost vault]

yeah

[visual turtle]

but you have a meal plan so

[lost vault]

ermm copy mine for money

[crimson burrow]

.

[lost vault]

mime

fuck

me

[dawn sedge]

downside: you lose $10

🧠

[visual turtle]

Wait i forgot madness kills

[sullen lintel]

rerolled plant to mark

[visual turtle]

quick madness

[wintry ice]

like for winning or for endless?

[visual turtle]

kill banner and spare golden joker

[sullen lintel]

he thinks hes scary

[crimson burrow]

just winning bro

orange stake is so hard

[visual turtle]

It worked

[dawn sedge]

i know @versed path can appreciate ts HILARIOUS joke 😂 ✌️

[wintry ice]

copying hermit, temperance and death is pretty safe

you can also copy like magician or whatever else

[versed path]

why are you pinging random people

[dawn sedge]

dwg 😭

[crimson burrow]

hmm justice any good? my build rn is drunkard, gros, photo and perk

[visual turtle]

@versed path hi random person

[wintry ice]

spot the llm challenge

[sullen lintel]

justice good life support for emergencies when you want to extend your run

I usually copy fools when I get perkeo

[crimson burrow]

valid

nvm im gonna lose the run

[amber forge]

Crazy start to the nonperishable challenge

[versed path]

im not random

im the goat

[crimson burrow]

i just need orange stake to complete collection bro

[visual turtle]

ok i hope madness kills séance

[quick salmon]

Thank you!

[woven spire]

Np and congrats!!

[quick salmon]

I don’t know how imma do C++ haha

[visual turtle]

It worked x2

odd todd has lasted a suspiciously long time

can't complain

[lost vault]

mreow

[visual turtle]

vagabond would could work
if it weren't yellow deck

[dawn sedge]

any gold stake tips videos that yall can redirect me to …. 🥺

[visual turtle]

The one time where I'm not

poor 24/7

[amber forge]

Wait how does judgement work on nonperishable?

[crimson burrow]

same as before

but it spawns eternal

i would veer away from that

[amber forge]

Ok, just wanted to make sure before using it for temperance lol

[visual turtle]

Noooo todd died

[sullen lintel]

huge antimatter jumpscare

do I take DNA here 👀

[woven spire]

yes

license lowk useless there

DNA will give you more seals and more than X3 per round

[wintry ice]

talking about losing on endless sounds kind of funny out of context

[woven spire]

how

[wintry ice]

like "i was at 2392391023910 points out of 273821378921739127391, so close"

[sullen lintel]

Do I hit ecto here

[visual turtle]

No return

[sullen lintel]

addicted to gambling I gotta stop hitting wheels

[lost vault]

i was at infinity points out of not a number, so close

[woven spire]

nah

[visual turtle]

im broke
i had to play a 2 pair 💔

Uh oh it's crimson heart

[wintry lynx]

This game is fucking terrifying

[gloomy vigil]

I watched someone play

whenever they play

it says "balanced" at the end of their hand

whats up with that

[sullen lintel]

plasma deck averages your mult and chips to "balance them" at the cost of 2x blind size

like you must score 600 instead of 300 to win the round

[gloomy vigil]

is it good tho

like having them balanced

[sullen lintel]

usually considered the best

[gloomy vigil]

how do I unlock that deck ?

I only have 1 win btw

[sullen lintel]

for endless runs at least

[sullen lintel]

not sure actually

[vocal rose]

beat orange stake I think

iirc

[sullen lintel]

when you get it youre able to go all in on chips and get crazy scores from just chips and no mult bc it averages

[vocal rose]

on paper yes

[sullen lintel]

or in later game you get crazy mult

[vocal rose]

but on plasma deck it bumps up the ante reqs by 2x

so its actually bad

endless doesnt exist to me so idrc about that

[gloomy vigil]

am hooked on the game but I am not really sure about certain stuff

I think I get how to use jokers effectively quite well now

[acoustic kettle]

Plasma unlock is beating blue stake

[gloomy vigil]

I also get to ante8 fine now

but I dont understand how to optimize my deck

[wintry ice]

plasma is a bit of a double edged sword

[gloomy vigil]

I dont see the value in card packs and stuff

[wintry ice]

the value is within seals, editions and gold cards

[sullen lintel]

card packs are often weak but good if you find a seal card or 2

[acoustic kettle]

In standard packs look for seals

[gloomy vigil]

There is that one guy I see on youtube

[sullen lintel]

ropffle

[gloomy vigil]

whenever that guy plays he always manages to make some unholy deck

like all glass kings or whatever

[gloomy vigil]

ye

[acoustic kettle]

You don't need to do that much of deckfixing

[woven spire]

cutting the deck is the most important deckfix

[wintry ice]

the key to that is to make your economy really good

[woven spire]

true

[full vortex]

Just thought of a fun joker idea:
scoring 3 7’s in one hand gives you a wheel of fortune

[visual turtle]

oooh

[full vortex]

7’s need more love considering theyre the lucky number

[sullen lintel]

crimson heart landing on my negative temperence jokers

thank you crimson heart

[wintry ice]

getting 1 wheel of fortune is a very small benefit if you want to incentivise people to use it

like 8 ball is a 1 in 4 chance to get a random tarot

that's a larger benefit than this joker concept and it's still pretty disliked

[vocal rose]

not a fan

[sullen mica]

should anything go

[visual turtle]

bloodstone & all 6's 🥰

[sullen mica]

love it fr

[tranquil steppe]

Bloops ftw!!!!!

[lapis blade]

ancient for chad? (dont listen to me my hardest is red stake)

[lost vault]

is your deck all wilds

[tranquil steppe]

I think Chad is better than socks and buskin here unless your deck is heavily face cards

[simple jacinth]

I'd like this more if it made the last one Lucky

I think that'd be balanced

[tranquil steppe]

Ancient can bail them out if the boss blind is the Head and can be essentially 3 bloodstones if the hand is hearts that round

[lapis blade]

mm got it

[pale wolf]

balancing both sides of the equation always increases the score it gives, but plasma has doubled blind requirements to compensate

[tranquil steppe]

They’re already cookin with dusk

Bloops + ancient + dusk = a lot of fun

[toxic blade]

i did it folks, i unlocked all the jokers in the game.

[tranquil steppe]

Nice stuff!!

[toxic blade]

the hardest one, Stuntman

[pale wolf]

slick

[toxic blade]

but thanks to blueprint and Triboulet and a little bit of patience, i did it.

[wary zodiac]

i think im fried

whats the best copies here

this seed is fuckin insane btw 😭

ante one blueprint brainstorm

[wintry ice]

do i sell ttm for rocket

this is ante 3 and this run looks promising

[pastel cedar]

What's the most optimal arrangement of these jokers?

[lost vault]

shouldve spent you damn money

[wary zodiac]

i made all that this round

effectively three rebates

[manic zealot]

I personally would not just because it's also rental, if it wasn't rental I would say maybe

[lost vault]

how Fat is the Cat

[wary zodiac]

and i hit all my 9's

[pastel cedar]

Freshly bought, 3.5x

[lost vault]

ah

[pastel cedar]

I sold both my perkeos

[wary zodiac]

?!

[lost vault]

then what you have is good

3 photo 2 chad

[pastel cedar]

And just had a random cat and invis joker and thought "I don't need another perkeo"

[lost vault]

fair enough

[pastel cedar]

I really don't know how I could play this better cause I'm about to lose but just checking if my arrangements are right

[lost vault]

they are

[pastel cedar]

Thank you gamer

[balmy gulch]

6 triggers x 3 scoring is better than 4 triggers x 4 scoring

[wary zodiac]

i stopped being lazy and did the math myself

[lost vault]

fuck

well

[balmy gulch]

No what they have is right

[pastel cedar]

I'm confused

[lost vault]

yeah

[pastel cedar]

Oh

[lost vault]

yeah

meow

ur cooked gng!

shouldve gotten some glass

[wary zodiac]

i think showman dies for bungler

[pastel cedar]

[toxic blade]

i got lucky, first legendary joker while opening a spectral card.

[wary zodiac]

w

[balmy gulch]

Initial play, red seal, chadx2, BPx2 is 6 triggers

Photo, brainstorm, brainstorm is 3 scoring.

So the card scores 3x6=18 times

[manic zealot]

that was too close

[wary zodiac]

grimbo 💜

[manic zealot]

chicot

[wary zodiac]

chiGOAT

[balmy gulch]

Moving blueprint to photo would add 1 more score but take away 2 retriggers, so it would be 4x4=16. Not as good

[toxic blade]

WOOOOO

Chicot indeed

[balmy gulch]

I just lost because misprint gave me 1,0,3,1 on 4 consecutive turns

[manic zealot]

you got misprinted

[toxic blade]

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[simple jacinth]

troubadour has once again eluded my grasp

-1 hand HURTS, yo

I even tried cushioning it with space joker and as much steel as I could find but I ended up dying to bell

(and selling into steel joker before that, because I figured I couldn't win with so few hands)

[simple jacinth]

a message to the troubadour: the world don't love you anymore

[wintry ice]

pretty sure he's just making things worse so yea

[toxic blade]

sometimes showman is useless unless you reroll the shop

[vocal rose]

tbh

just roll down in the last ante

having to keep jokers like that along for the run just hinders it typically

[unborn cliff]

this has been my method the whole time

[vocal rose]

and always photochad when you can

[unborn cliff]

won run
sell a joker thats not helping
free sticker

[fervent wolf]

Repost

[lost vault]

remove "sometimes" and everything after "useless"

[fervent wolf]

It has bbc value tho

[atomic trout]

Waited for a while and it's trippy background

[lost vault]

maybe

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[manic zealot]

I was wondering how I got baron to function so well in my run, and then I remembered I have blueprint lmao

[balmy gulch]

Idol is calling to me like the mask

[pallid ferry]

i have a lot of hearts should i take it and probably lose

[unborn cliff]

sell marble

[balmy gulch]

It will always betray you. Do it.

[unborn cliff]

no

sell half

[onyx iris]

what are these odds

all poly

and some seals

[woven spire]

damn

all dark suits too

[onyx iris]

OH RIGHT

lol

[unborn cliff]

wow

i'd say take the 8

[balmy gulch]

Eternal idol ruined me last game and he's back ante 2 this time

[woven spire]

hello speedblitz

[balmy gulch]

I gotta do it man

[woven spire]

idol in ante 2 🥀

worst take oat

[unborn cliff]

hello cleb

[balmy gulch]

I didn't take idol but I still greeded too hard and lost

[ancient gyro]

go figure

[woven spire]

i just figured that thunk been active lately

[wary zodiac]

i don't think i can drop the burglar for triple yuri, but i would if i got antimatter next round

[woven spire]

1.1 soon?

[wary zodiac]

my base mult is lowkey ass, so i don't think pivot to photochad without a sock

i mean

i don't know actually

[ancient gyro]

he just started working zawg

[wary zodiac]

uhhhmmmm

[woven spire]

actually? lmao

[balmy gulch]

Ok idol ante 2 is silly but what about bloodstone ante 2 hmmmm

[icy turret]

Dookie lineup lmfao

[pale wolf]

in what aspect

flash card kinda sux but i assume it was supplemented with chad

[icy turret]

Fighting for my life the whole game spamming rerolls and praying the shop gives me something

[icy turret]

Yeah not pictured was business card i sold 2 shops ago that was lowk carrying

[ancient gyro]

looks like you had the funds I don't see the problem here

[mild oriole]

Life is complete

[icy turret]

Holy spectral pack

[lunar zealot]

shame it only appeared in endless lma

[untold walrus]

The boss for the ante is Hearts are rebuffed btw and I have a lot of heart cards.

What should I replace

[visual turtle]

Aw man

[onyx iris]

what do i pick

[visual turtle]

Hologram for the A ♠ scaling

[lunar zealot]

What the hell is this

[untold walrus]

That was me but 3 more attempts later. I got this just keep trying

[untold walrus]

Could you pls give advice to meh

[lunar zealot]

You OBVIOUSLY hold r here

[onyx iris]

wdym isnt this normal

[visual turtle]

I got an eternal foil shortcut and regular fortune teller
I hope i make it this timeee

[wary zodiac]

okay wtf is this seed

[untold walrus]

Pls gimme advice guys

[wary zodiac]

why didn't i try decide to play plasma brooo 😭 😭 😭

[pale wolf]

a6 r5

so skipping is bad ysee

even with throwback

it's hard to know if you need to sell anything for luchador or not, it doesnt look like your jokers really care if the cards are debuffed or not

[wary zodiac]

okay bro

sure

why not

unironically i think i take hanged man 💀

[balmy gulch]

Rng is betraying me today. I've lost a run to 1/10000 odds and 1/600 odds in the last hour

[tidal pawn]

Dafaq, how is everything in the wrong spot?

[vocal rose]

me when I make up random ah odds

[wary zodiac]

ggwp

this is genuinely the craziest unseeded run i've played

i have a red seal steel too

just to find a death now

[pale wolf]

you have an open slot :p

[untold walrus]

YESS 2nd try unseeded run.

[serene forge]

I love Fibonacci Spritz

[balmy gulch]

You're right is miscalculated. It's 1/700 and 1/5000.

Chances of bloodstone going 4/20 or worse, is about 1/700, chances of misprint giving a sum of 5 or worse across 4 hands, ~1/5000

@vocal rose

[dreamy girder]

Chat help, I don't wanna get rid of hiker bc growth, but dna is so fucking good here bc i have a card with +100 bonus chips

[visual turtle]

Died

again

[wary zodiac]

dear lord

[serene forge]

im not convinced by that dna

[wary zodiac]

i do :3

[dreamy girder]

Holy shit

[serene forge]

but im also not convinced by smiley or scary or hiker either

[wary zodiac]

its literally free 😭

[wary zodiac]

this is UNSEEDED

[dreamy girder]

I mean yeah, smiley can go

[wary zodiac]

this is my highscore

[dreamy girder]

Damn

[wary zodiac]

wait nvm are you replying to somethin else

[dreamy girder]

Its my run but way better

[serene forge]

yes

[serene forge]

bye burger

[wary zodiac]

this was a pivot from photochad 😭

[dreamy girder]

Damn

[visual turtle]

oh its
wee joker

[pale wolf]

look at the slots

[serene forge]

I hate Black Deck

[pale wolf]

aka

YOU HAVE AN OPEN SLOT!!!!!!

[dreamy girder]

Chat, do i begin my demise

[acoustic kettle]

Why though

[dreamy girder]

Im already using kings for photochad

And I have the perfect setup for glass cards

[visual turtle]

spectral card make a set of 8 kings

There's no hope

[dreamy girder]

If i gamble hard enough I can get caino and make infinite chips

[pale wolf]

kings are the third best rank to get with wee

[visual turtle]

and watch as the seed gives me like

1 strength card

[pale wolf]

more importantly though, its not that it wasnt 2 but that it brought almost all the other ranks closer to 2

hand size loss prob still makes it net bad hehe

[visual turtle]

nvm i died

[wary zodiac]

is it time burglar dies

yeah

i think it is

[visual turtle]

I got baseball card and wee again

[wary zodiac]

hmmm

on one hand

it would be really fast results

on the other hand

i would probably end it all if it copied dna

[lunar zealot]

you need to dupe cryptids

[visual turtle]

i died
a gain

I need

xmult

[lunar zealot]

you should have been duping cryptids 6 antes ago

[wary zodiac]

not planning on going for a naneinf unless some insane shit happens

[visual turtle]

that i can easily get

[wary zodiac]

this is unseeded

[lunar zealot]

fair

[wary zodiac]

yerp

[faint linden]

Orange Stake Checkered, Investment Tags in Ante 1. Do I take both?

[ancient gyro]

other decks I don't take the first one

[wary zodiac]

don't think i have any sixes left but i appreciate the thought

[ancient gyro]

neglecting 6s in a perkeo run 💔

[lunar zealot]

play small blind

buy what you need

skip big blind for the tag

[dreamy girder]

CHAT, DO WE COOK

[wary zodiac]

thank you showman

[dreamy girder]

(Not even a pivot, I'm already using lucky cards)

[wary zodiac]

GAMBLING TIME!!!!!

[dreamy girder]

Showman+

[dreamy girder]

My apologies friend, but i must kill you for liking pierre /hj

But also, holy carp, 3 similar games

[tidal pawn]

Time to start cooking

[thin storm]

I have joined this server for 1 question

[dreamy girder]

HOLY SHIT, CHAT WE BALLIN

[thin storm]

Am I beyond fried?

[dreamy girder]

NEGATIVE HIKER GOES CRAZY

[dreamy girder]

Yes

[tidal pawn]

What level is flush

[thin storm]

1 😭🙏

[visual turtle]

Oh great judgement gave me blackboard 💔

[tidal pawn]

You may be cooked 😔

[tidal pawn]

Never diss blackboard

[visual turtle]

how am i supposed to have only
spades and clubs

[frank grove]

you dont have to only have spades and clubs

[wary zodiac]

anything but an ecto

[tidal pawn]

Binding of Isaac and pokerogue
You're automatically cool now :3

[frank grove]

you can just play the non spades and clubs

[wary zodiac]

I FORGOT I SET MY SERVER NICKNAME TO THAT 😭 😭

[tidal pawn]

Deck fixing

[onyx pine]

Uhh do i buy it or nah

[visual turtle]

so doing extra just for x3 mult

[tidal pawn]

Exactly

[onyx pine]

Sell abstract and get certificate?

[visual turtle]

yeah
not convincing

[tidal pawn]

😔

[tidal pawn]

Do you have base mult anywhere else

[tidal pawn]

Just play on the all 10's deck

That one seed

[visual turtle]

I can't

because i don't have
erratic

[frank grove]

😭

[tidal pawn]

All unlocks save 😌

[thin storm]

Thank you, for your help

[tidal pawn]

Shoot the moon when?

[visual turtle]

Also i died again so

.

[onyx pine]

Ive been varying suit queens to protect myself from a mean ante

[fervent wolf]

How does one go 17 in debt on white stake

[onyx pine]

??

[tidal pawn]

It's a joker, gives +13 mult per queen in hand

[thin storm]

Reasons...

[onyx pine]

Ohh

[fervent wolf]

Was it cc