🕹・game-discussion

[acoustic kettle]

Idk my temps

[trim notch]

[acoustic kettle]

Well idk i make coffee with boiling water so

[molten thicket]

no one is drinking 40C water and thinking to themselves "ooh this feels so good i want more"

[acoustic kettle]

I do

Everyone does

[trim notch]

Masoquism

[molten thicket]

that's so weird

[wanton oracle]

I would on discord or reddit tbh

[potent tree]

i've been sick too many times to love it

[trim notch]

Who's everyone

[acoustic kettle]

You're all just ragebaiting me

[queen dock]

I learned Celsius as an American and you cant figure out?

[trim notch]

Makes sense

[potent tree]

i used to drink a gallon a day when i was sick

[trim notch]

we not

[acoustic kettle]

I am an american

[wanton oracle]

"Its ragebait because i dont agree with it"

[late mango]

i think theyre just talking abt how they dont measure their water with a thermometer

[trim notch]

The ideal is 12°-20° on a water bottle

[molten thicket]

idk if the water gives me a blister then its probably over 20C

[deft sandal]

If I'm in like the Arctic, I would love to have a 40C water and I would want more

[acoustic kettle]

As i said
Hot > room temp > slightly cold > cold > lukewarm

[queen dock]

Ah. So you're looking at rough 45C water for hot coffee. You probably drink 40 and below water then.

[late mango]

ngl even luke > cold

[molten thicket]

yeah but that's when you're in the arctic and you're losing heat constantly

[queen dock]

Nah 41-43

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[trim notch]

i love you

[wanton oracle]

Skill issue

[trim notch]

i could be in the arctic and still be sweatin

[deft sandal]

fr, otherwise I'm drinking ice cold water

[molten thicket]

is lukewarm like 35ish C

[acoustic kettle]

Slightly above room temp

So depends really

[trim notch]

[trim notch]

Who

[wanton oracle]

Hating on bloodstone

[molten thicket]

uhh the ranking is probably slightly cold > cold > lukewarm > hot > room temp then

[queen dock]

Ive worked outside in -32C weather. The last thing you want to do is expose yourself drinking the water it's best to keep a hot water bottle near your core.

[acoustic kettle]

Diabolically bad ranking

This is like putting baron in s tier

And obelisk in f

[late mango]

ok now thats just bait

[trim notch]

I

[wanton oracle]

Yeah when the tier list is about endless mode

[molten thicket]

i really really dislike room temp water

it just tastes so... stale

[acoustic kettle]

That's room temp

Is good

The one that tastes so nothing is lukewarm

It is the worst water ever

[calm furnace]

noway im drinking 4-5L of water if its not room temp

[molten thicket]

the temperature difference helps to "cover up" the "staleness"

[calm furnace]

cold water drinkings are not water lovers

[queen dock]

All because I mentioned the time I nearly died to a water bottle cap sigh

[acoustic kettle]

Cold highlights the bad taste of water

[plain root]

Add ice and it's the best beverage ever

[wanton oracle]

Nobodys drinking 4-5L of water

[molten thicket]

lukewarm is fine imo

[calm furnace]

based and water pilled

[calm furnace]

i do

[wild merlin]

my cards were supernova, missprint with an effect, blueprint with an effect and the blue lengdary

[latent egret]

dont drink dasani then

[plain root]

Thats fuzzy water

[latent egret]

bad tasting water is hard to find

[molten thicket]

people who drink 4-5l of water every day scares me

[acoustic kettle]

Literally just put them in a fridge

There

Bad tasting water

[calm furnace]

im not scary wtf

i just like being hydrated

[heavy heron]

thank you justice for existing because boy was i scrambling

[deft sandal]

I couldn't find the 3rd To The Moon 😔

[plain root]

So close

[acoustic kettle]

If i'm eating spicy food i'm going for hot water

[molten thicket]

that sounds like water intoxication to me

[deft sandal]

im going for milk

[molten thicket]

throw rocks at this fella

[calm furnace]

now hot water is crazy

[wanton oracle]

That just increases the spicy taste

[deft sandal]

Hot water just makes things much worse

[acoustic kettle]

The best way to make the spicy go away btw

[plain root]

Why stop at hot and just scold yourself?

[deft sandal]

you be shitting and farting left and right

[acoustic kettle]

Just try it

[wanton oracle]

U sure ur tongue is a human tongue

[late mango]

i suppose it would work if you burn off all your taste buds 🤔

[molten thicket]

this person dishes out bad takes left and right like its a michelin restaurant

[acoustic kettle]

Cold water is making the burn worse

[wanton oracle]

Ah yeah of course with the 60C water

[acoustic kettle]

Hot water dissolves it

[wanton oracle]

Dissolving is what makes you taste the damn thing

[heavy heron]

trying copying photo, you’ll be impressed

[acoustic kettle]

So you rather burn for 15 minutes?

[velvet violet]

Won my first game today

[velvet violet]

I was doing that early game

[deft sandal]

congrats

[velvet violet]

But switched to hanging Chad once I got it

[heavy heron]

ooo

i do think photo is better isn’t it?

copying it

[acoustic kettle]

It is

[heavy heron]

but who knows

[late mango]

yh id say so

[heavy heron]

you’re scoring more than enough it’s fine

[velvet violet]

X4 multi vs like x20

It’s not better

Surely

[latent egret]

its an extra x2 to copy photo

[acoustic kettle]

It's 4 x 4 x 4

[latent egret]

on a virgin card

[velvet violet]

Shit I’m late already

[late mango]

2x 5 times is not better than 4x 3 times

[heavy heron]

it’s 2x 2x (again!) 2x 2x (again!) 2x 2x

vs.. 2x (again) 2x (again) 2x (again) 2x (again) 2x (again)

the first one is better because there’s more 2x’s (copying photo is better)

[long galleon]

time to play balatro, just finished some coursework

[latent egret]

we should probably pin the chad/photo copies for the likeliest scenarios

like 1/2 blueprints, glass, red seal…

[wanton oracle]

Counter point: you can just calculate it, or better, experiment it yourself in game

[lunar zealot]

sigh

[vocal rose]

fib is such a good joker

[latent egret]

true

based and mathpilled

one of the jokers that i dont play lots due to blue seals

[vocal rose]

why is my college professor playing brass monkey

[lunar zealot]

Fibo is just a good joker

[vocal rose]

oh hey a joker that I WILL take even if it’s eternal rental

[dark cairn]

great

im forced to take a skip tag for throwback value so i dont die to the final boss and it rerolls into violet vessel and also disables my director's cut for some reason

thanks localthunk

if i had known that it would fucking disable it i wouldve rerolled first

[alpine socket]

Natsukiiiii

[latent egret]

how could that have helped

besides hitting vv

[dark cairn]

cause then it wouldve rerolled vv

[latent egret]

after the 10$

maybe

[dark cairn]

"oh no hes about to get c+ we can't let that happen he needs to be forced to restart for 3 hours for no reason because we need to force player retention!"

[latent egret]

cmon bro its a single player game with no dlcs

[vocal rose]

getting frustrated is fine but

[serene forge]

that definitely feels like an oversight

[vocal rose]

it isn’t the games fault

[serene forge]

you should report that

[quaint stag]

insane starting seed holy shit

[vocal rose]

im 90% certain you can’t reroll back into the same boss

[dark cairn]

its already been reported

[serene forge]

dang

ive never heard of that happening before

[dark cairn]

the game not working like it should isnt the game's fault?

whatever man

[deft sandal]

i love bloodstone (only when i have oops)

[serene forge]

nice

[heavy heron]

thanks showman

[shell dagger]

not in ante 8 with at just directors cut at least

[heavy heron]

WAIT WHAT

I DIDNT SEE

WHO WAA IT WAHT WAS IT

[serene forge]

take a wild guess

[heavy heron]

okay but what was it

LOOLLL

[vocal rose]

it’s on the wiki

and has been noted by plenty of players

it’s not totally known so I understand

[serene forge]

like id normally bash people for using throwback but losing like that is just bullshit

[shell dagger]

It is

[dark cairn]

i desperately needed xmult because it was ante 7 and my only real source of scaling was supernova

[wanton oracle]

At some times you gotta take the game's words literally
Like hook discarding triggers any discard related abilities (like -1 mult on green joker)
Directors cut just checks if the boss has been rerolled and if it is, you cant use the reroll thing anymore
It is annoying

[shell dagger]

maybe boss reroll tag should give a 1 time use of directors cut

[fluid rose]

I think I just pulled the craziest thing I’ve ever seen

[dark cairn]

"reroll boss blind once per ante" it mentions nothing about skip tags

[shell dagger]

maybe that buffs photochad too much 😠

[fluid rose]

Three rare skip tags

[wanton oracle]

You "rerolled" the boss in that ante

Not through the voucher but you still dud

Did

[vocal rose]

but the boss was already rerolled once in that ante so it’s technically correct

[dark cairn]

thats still bullshit

[vocal rose]

not very known however

[shell dagger]

It’s like middle of the berg

[vocal rose]

obelisk 0.8

[dark cairn]

a skip tag disabling a voucher does not make sense

[vocal rose]

I think there should be more clarification for it but

once again a VERY easy oversight

even if it is one

[lost vault]

wait is that res

[vocal rose]

there’s probably a decent explanation on why it happens

[lost vault]

real

the hook one makes sense

[shell rock]

BALATRODLE IN 1

[potent tree]

today we tackle plasma deck for the second time...will i struggle more here than on abandoned? only one way to find out.

[dark cairn]

like yea i realize it makes sense btw

ok well that goes against what i just said so let me elaborate

from a technical standpoint yes i realize it makes sense

as it likely uses the same code as the voucher

from a gameplay standpoint though yeah

[shell rock]

haii

[lost vault]

hello i am skinky

[foggy yew]

And i'm Pinos :3

[shell rock]

i am evil isn :3

[lost vault]

:3

[shell rock]

:3

[foggy yew]

:3

[potent tree]

but before i begin. stats after 13 of 15 decks completed. due to the high amount of 5oak/flush5 builds i did in anaglyph high card has resumed the top spot...

[lost vault]

-_-

[potent tree]

somehow fibonacci has entered my top 10 in jokers

[shell rock]

based

[potent tree]

my profile picture? perhaps...

[shell rock]

i think stuntmans still in my top 10

[potent tree]

i know, i kept saying we were getting gta 6 first

and the ragebait worked

[shell rock]

no its january 15th silly

[vocal rose]

oh my god

[potent tree]

"here, win"

[shell rock]

STUNTMAN MY GOAT

[potent tree]

oh damn planet x overtook neptune for me

that's wild

[shell rock]

was neptune your #1 planet

[potent tree]

it was number 9

[shell rock]

ok good

[potent tree]

my number 1 is and always will be mercury

earth is getting pretty close to mercury

less than 100 away.

[lost vault]

ew

[potent tree]

jupiter is down in 6th, behind mars

[shell rock]

my number 1 is probably pluto because of the three runs into ante 15+ ive done

[potent tree]

your total comes down to...$554.34

cash only, our card reader is broken

damn you saved that egg for a long time.

[queen dock]

Cheeseburger?

[white forge]

Can we get much higher

[nimble depot]

Potentially controvertial question: Is there a way to edit my save file to essentially de-unlock certain jokers? It feels like filling out the collection progressively neuters chances to get functional runs of higher stakes due to how many edge-case or outright dead weight jokers dilute the shop pool, assuming you get jokers to show up over planet/tarot cards in the first place.

[gloomy vigil]

how do people get gazillion jokers ?

[modest snow]

if i have 4 copy jokers, mime and reserved parking, whats the best layout to make money

[gloomy vigil]

I thought the most you could get was like 6

[modest snow]

negatives

[stable owl]

There is a unlock all button

Oh wait

Nvm read it backwards

[shell dagger]

3 copies of parking, 1 copy of mime

[modest snow]

ty

[shell dagger]

assuming you also have baron and red seals

[modest snow]

yes

[potent tree]

ugh i forgot how difficult plasma was...

[wanton oracle]

Play some challenges

[potent tree]

i'm getting c+ first

[vocal rose]

ew

i hate c+

it STINKS

[lunar zealot]

You're gonna have to fill out the collection anyway if you want c++

[wanton oracle]

C+>C++

[nimble depot]

I've decided that I'm not sadistic enough to subject myself to c++, at this point i just want to clear something at gold stake

ghost is the only one that it's unlocked for atm, though I'm testing out blue, ancient, and plasma as well

[lunar zealot]

try yellow

the econ boost basically plays itself

[white forge]

New money highscore

[willow frost]

holy fuck

what was you doing with all that money

[white forge]

Savings account

[dark cairn]

my god and people said plasma deck was the most luck reliant

i did orange stake first try and game said ok your free trial of enjoying this game has expired

[modest snow]

if i have voucher skips with double tag, can i get both the normal version and upgraded version of a voucher in the next shop or do i need to the normal one first

[white forge]

Tier 1 first

[wanton oracle]

Its probably in meta.jkr, i never did it but if you wanna try it, save the actual file somewhere else. Theres a list of discovered cards if you view the json format so try to erase things from there as it seems the non unlocked things are just not there

[queen dock]

No black deck is most luck dependent I would say

The minus one hand is awful early game sometimes you'll die because you can't use that extra hand as a discard

[hasty harness]

black deck gold stake is horrendous :p

[nova elk]

how can I add this mod?

[wild merlin]

my blueprint wont also go went gros goes right?

[potent tree]

your blueprint will be safe

[wild merlin]

thx

[sand lily]

I'm locked in to a straight/face card build. I already faced the plant. Should I be taking brainstorm here instead of runner?

Boss is amber acorn

[queen dock]

I beat it second try but only because I got lucky

[sand lily]

I know chips aren't as good as mult but +255 chips is pretty darn good

[queen dock]

It was kind of anti-climatic because it was my last gold stake deck.

[sand lily]

My gut says don't take brainstorm, but saying "don't take brainstorm" just seems wrong too

[dark cairn]

even with a wee joker and rtb on ante 1 i still lose
how?

is black deck just secretly impossible or something?

does it have a hidden stat where all your scoring is halved after ante 4?

[queen dock]

No

You just need to get reliable hands and scaling. I would recommend fishing for flushes in the early game and then moving on to pairs.

[dark cairn]

then why did my score drop from 40k per hand on the small blind to 20k per hand on the big blind

literally nothing changed except i scaled my wee joker and ride the bus more

i had no planet levels at all so the hand i played did not matter at all

[dark cairn]

no shit sherlock

[queen dock]

No need to get aggressive

[sleek valley]

Ah yes. What a useful joker to randomly pull for this particular deck

[latent wigeon]

If brainstorm will give you a x3 or more. It's better

[tepid skiff]

hmmm

[sand lily]

I got the run finished with runner, I just wanted to beat the deck on gold stake

10 hands ya'll

[latent wigeon]

Fair. The rule of thumb for mult and chips is if the multiplier is greater then the proportion of chips added. Take the mult.
Like 1000 chips on a build that only starts with 200 is better then even a X5.

And this is from a math major who has spent way to long mathematically perfecting my hands LOL

[lost vault]

errr which joekr gives 1000 chips

[queen dock]

None

[vagrant kayak]

I mean blue joker technically can

[queen dock]

So can square

[vagrant kayak]

You just need a fuck ton of cards

[queen dock]

And bull

[vagrant kayak]

True

[queen dock]

And wee

[vagrant kayak]

Haven't seen a good wee run

[queen dock]

And runner

[vagrant kayak]

Or Runner

[queen dock]

Maybe hiker counts over time

[lost vault]

he has the second highest cieling for a chips joker i think

highest is bull cuz like

[vagrant kayak]

Money

[lost vault]

people bave gotten insane amounts of mome

money

moolah

like i know of a seed that can get $1mil+ in a single round

[sand lily]

When I ruin my run by absent-mindedly playing a queen (it had a gold seal and was shiny)

[lost vault]

why is it not fun

[sand lily]

Only +1 mult and it has to be consecutive or you lose it all. I know a lot of people like it but I really don't

Abandoned deck goat though

[lost vault]

only?? if it was higher than 1 mult per hand it would be insane as fuck

its also really easy to just not play face cards

wel you can play them

they just cant score

so its like easy

[sand lily]

Just not scoring

[lost vault]

yes i said that

[safe fractal]

Im doing my laundry then i will be heading to the PC 방 and hopefully getting my 5th gold stake deck

[forest birch]

What's up balatramers

[lost vault]

maybe i should play balatro

[stable owl]

[willow frost]

does that say pang

[forest birch]

Jrimula

[lost vault]

a hemomancer

mmmmm

[safe fractal]

Bang. Im in korea, studying. My pc is back in the UK (obviously too big to take across the world) so i have to go to my local PC 방 to play games

[willow frost]

dammit

i learned how to read korean once and then forgot and thats the extent of my korean learning lol, i dont remember any words

[willow frost]

ah damn

[dark cairn]

do i win now

[lost vault]

NO!!!!!!

[forest birch]

That depends

[heady narwhal]

perchance

[dark cairn]

well if im forced to play a face card then im screwed but ive been deleting as many face cards as possible

[heady narwhal]

what level is your hand

[forest birch]

You can't just say that

[dark cairn]

4

[heady narwhal]

what are you copying other than burger

[dark cairn]

rtb

copying constellation or acrobat would be pointless because low planet level

[lost vault]

everyone knows mario is sick as fuck

[forest birch]

He's stomps them turtys

[lost vault]

i love mario the idea vs mario the man

[vagrant kayak]

Its a me

A Mario

[forest birch]

I wonder how the individual who wrote that is doing

[dark cairn]

69 mult on the rtb

[forest birch]

Nice 🤣🤣

[lost vault]

i hope very well

[vagrant kayak]

I love Stomping KOOPAS

[unreal island]

weird way of spelling crazy joker

[vagrant kayak]

Nah it's gotta be that damn horse

[sand lily]

If you're talking about Chris Pratt he says "koopas" like it's a slur, it's so weird

[dark cairn]

oh its cerulean bell

that... could be a problem

[vagrant kayak]

Yeah I was

I was making a reference

And he does say it like a slur it got me wondering

[forest birch]

Bros got beef with a filler joker 😭😭😭

[unreal island]

bc its boring

like when am i ever gonna pick up a crazy joker

+mult for a straight? gtfo

[vagrant kayak]

Pick up the horse

[lost vault]

me when the type mult joker is boring

[lost vault]

i mean it can be pretty good for like ante 2

[forest birch]

Does bro hate all the other basic jokers too

Or is it just crazy

[dark cairn]

i think i sell burglar here in case cerulean bell force selects a face card

[forest birch]

That sounds difficult

[unreal island]

nah sly joker is pretty decent but that's only bc pairs are so strong

[dark cairn]

i should have enough score

[lost vault]

you’ll never catch me running sly joker on a pairs build 📿 ⛓️‍💥

i couldnt find the 🙏 or 💔 emojis

[forest birch]

You'll never catch me running a pairs build 💔🙏

[lost vault]

also im on an old ass phone so the broken chain just shows up like this and i think thats funny

[dark cairn]

i beat black stake gold deck

why didnt i get the achievement

i mean

black deck gold stake

derp

idk what "gold deck" is

[tepid skiff]

naneinf

[vagrant kayak]

The horse is the best joker

[dark cairn]

hello?

ive beaten gold stake with every deck

where's my c+

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/lV34ahr4fyBaRefMc?invite=cr-MSw4cUksMzg1MjQ0MTcy&v=60

[solid python]

they should add c+++ where you need to naneinf every seed /j

[dark cairn]

is the game bugged??

hello???????

[trim notch]

id prefer prefering than prefer

[dark cairn]

can someone please tell me where the fuck is my fucking achievement

[modern panther]

Do I ankh the grimbo? It's +11 mult

Playing pairs, grabbed runner from buffoon pack for tempo value

[heady narwhal]

runner is way better here

scale runner

[ivory portal]

hi guys

[sand lily]

sigh If I sell cavendish, does it have a chance to show up again?

[ivory portal]

How do people reach those big of a number

When it goes to e

I just started a week ago and I beat my first green stake jn

I can beat the decks

It's just that when it reaches endless

When the blind goes from 10+mil to 100+mil in the next ante

It just seems impossible

[vagrant kayak]

Yes....

[modern panther]

Xmult. Photochad, baron/mime, observatory particle accelerator, steel/glass, retriggers. There are tons of ways

[vagrant kayak]

But why get rid of banana

[ivory portal]

10 mins ago

[stable owl]

I reach e before green stake lol

[ivory portal]

How ???

[modern panther]

Just find what works for you

[vagrant kayak]

You never get rid of banana

[ivory portal]

I have literally x3 x5 x2 and x9 jokers

[vagrant kayak]

Banana my beloved

[ivory portal]

In this deck

[vagrant kayak]

[ivory portal]

Chad

Seems kinda useless tho

[modern panther]

TRIPLE GRIMBO

[ivory portal]

Photo too

It only effects one card u play

[lost vault]

the smallest “e” (scientific notation) number you can get is 1e11, or 100billion

[ivory portal]

So I don't get how that's useful

[ivory portal]

Ahhh

Its just ^

[stable owl]

X2 so many times

[lost vault]

yeah

[ivory portal]

It's first card only right ?

First face card

[stable owl]

So it triggers photo

[heady narwhal]

chad is also the first card only

[lost vault]

scientific notation is just x * 10^n

so like

5E1 would be 50

[dark cairn]

ok so its bugged and i just need to win another run

gotcha

[ivory portal]

What

Oh that works ?

[stable owl]

It will trigger photo x2 more

[ivory portal]

It stacks like that ??

[stable owl]

Yuh

[ivory portal]

Oh yeah it does

[heady narwhal]

why wouldn't it

[ivory portal]

Why would it not

LOL

[modern panther]

Hanging Chad: trigger first scoring card 2 additional times.
Photograph: first face card gives x2 mult when scored.
When a card is retriggered, it scores again

[stable owl]

Another thing is deck manipulation

[ivory portal]

ive seen a vid where this guy called pge

He plays the joker mult card

With high card

[stable owl]

Baron

So your deck only has kings

You play a single card

[ivory portal]

I haven't gottent hat yet

[stable owl]

Kings in hand gives a lot of *1.5

[ivory portal]

Yesss

I thought to get that

I'd need dna

DNA and copy

[lost vault]

no mime ⛓️‍💥

[ivory portal]

So I can get more kings easily

[modern panther]

It's... it's beautiful...

[stable owl]

He misses mime

[ivory portal]

What's mime

[lost vault]

theres plenty of ways to do that

[ivory portal]

What does that do again

[lost vault]

my favorite is purple seal

[ivory portal]

Ahhh

I don't really bother with my deck much

Is that bad

[stable owl]

DNA copy king
Trading card removes anything not king

[lost vault]

retriggers held in hand effects
blue seal
gold cards
steel cards
baron
shoot the moon
raised fist

[ivory portal]

Yeah

[ivory portal]

Ohhh

I thought that was useless lowkey

[lost vault]

the problem is the space that takes up .^.

[ivory portal]

I mean it's once only

[lost vault]

all retriggers are

[stable owl]

Works on red stake

[ivory portal]

Chad x3

Cus it's chad

[stable owl]

Higher idk I’m stuck at green

[lost vault]

mime is realy good even for normal runs

[lost vault]

?

[vocal rose]

FUCK CRIMSON HEART

[ivory portal]

How

[vocal rose]

OH MY LORD

[ivory portal]

Green

U got to e

And u don't beat green ?

[stable owl]

I would keep trading and dna for longer the 3 other jokers give enough mult

[ivory portal]

Do u skip the first blind

When u play green

[stable owl]

I’m too greedy with econ I forgot to grab mult

[ivory portal]

Ahhh

[lost vault]

trading card isnt needed for very long, espevially if you run purple seals

god

purples are so good

please use them

[ivory portal]

What's purple again

[vocal rose]

purple seals

when you discard them you get a tarot card

[ivory portal]

Ahhh

[olive basin]

A victim of the heart?

[stable owl]

Just reroll

[vocal rose]

It hit my x mult and mult 5/6 times

[ivory portal]

What could I have done better here

[vocal rose]

I genuinely just got aura farmed by heart

[ivory portal]

My jokers were already x2 x3 X5 x9

[stark karma]

There’s only one card that can spawn in 3 different types of booster packs

[ivory portal]

Do I get more +mult joker card

[vocal rose]

you perish

[olive basin]

You need mult chips xmult and econ

Everything is required Machine to win Balatro

[modern panther]

I've been pair-pilled again

[ivory portal]

[modern panther]

Don't tell me; is it black hole?

[lost vault]

bpbs :D
no xmult :(

[ivory portal]

I see

Chips

Mult

Xmult

[modern panther]

Screw xmult, i have bpbs burnt

[ivory portal]

I can drop econ if I'm already rich right

[lost vault]

probably, (omen globe)

[ivory portal]

And the 10+ interest

[lost vault]

true but perishable

[modern panther]

Fair, but

That's it. There's nothing else

[lost vault]

fair point, however, nya nya mrrp meow mrow

[glad sequoia]

Lol thanks riff raff

[olive basin]

Yes

[dim elk]

i was watchinf roffle lite and i notcied that the foil bp he had seemed to have to chubby cheeks, is it only me?

[lost vault]

all jokers are like that

[normal sable]

these are ears i believe

[dim elk]

idk i just noticed it now

[glad sequoia]

It is ears

[dim elk]

hmm, chubby cheeks or ears 🤔 💭

[heavy heron]

what’s the 15/18

[lost vault]

i feel like youve asked me this before qwq

[heavy heron]

nope

[lost vault]

ror2 survivors

[heavy heron]

also weren’t you grass just a few hours ago

[heavy heron]

ror2?

[lost vault]

i have won monsoon with

risk of rain 2

[heavy heron]

OH

interesting

[lost vault]

one of my fave roguelites

including all dlcs theres 18 survs

[heavy heron]

i thought it was balatro related..

[lost vault]

i beated operator recently

[heavy heron]

but i couldn’t figure it out like

there ain’t 18 decks..

[heavy heron]

nice

[lost vault]

longstanding solitude carried though

it is kinda broken

[modern panther]

IT'S PERISHABLE NOOOOOO

[obsidian patrol]

Even if it wasnt you shouldnt take it

Early rental is bait

[latent egret]

with foil its more debatable

[obsidian patrol]

Eh

[raw whale]

beautiful

[worn oasis]

do i take over sawk?

for reference i have zero hand levels😭

[lost vault]

get you some damn levels

[obsidian patrol]

take over scary face and get some damn levels

[worn oasis]

😭

fair enough

[glad sequoia]

The Chad is foil so. You might be okay selling scary

[modern panther]

Two pair spam time

[glad sequoia]

Definitely need some levels though

[worn oasis]

yeah im guessing i just go for high card?

perhaps go for blue seals

[modern panther]

I have forsaken pair in favor of its older brother

[glad sequoia]

High card or pairs probably

[modern panther]

I'll fucking take it

Dear god, that was quick

[worn oasis]

okay well level 2 high card got me 300k i think im okay😭

[raw whale]

sell fortune teller

[worn oasis]

right why didnt i think of that

lol

[lost vault]

son ⛓️‍💥 📿

[worn oasis]

wait

chat

its the plant

now what

[raw whale]

insane emperor pull

[raw whale]

check for luchador in judgement

[plain root]

A couple weeks ago I beat green deck on gold stake with just 3 jokers. Is there anyway to look at past seeds to get that info?

[raw whale]

evil showman

Magic deck is bootleg ghost deck

should i take burnt

[lost vault]

?

they are completely different thoughv

[raw whale]

magic deck has instant access to omen globe

[obsidian patrol]

Not instant

[serene forge]

here win

[serene forge]

black deck has instant access to antimatter

[raw whale]

no black deck has instant antimatter period

[fringe crest]

can you guys give me good browser sites

i need stuff to play in school

[raw whale]

https://wikipedia.org is a pretty good one

[serene forge]

google dot com

[lost vault]

is google really good thou

[serene forge]

no

[lost vault]

smh

[serene forge]

I hate Blowman

[trim notch]

Is this peak madness?

[raw whale]

the gambit

[trim notch]

Should i sell everything for ankh the perkeo???

[serene forge]

do that if you want to die instantly

[glad sequoia]

Campfire with both liquidation and money tree vouchers goes hard

[trim notch]

I have hc like lvl 20

And red seals steel

[glad sequoia]

Overstock plus as well lol

[trim notch]

I juzt got a mime on shop

[serene forge]

k

[lost vault]

i hate Chudstone

[raw whale]

ankh the perkeo is a waste of a joker slot, only do it if the measure is temporary

longterm you just blueprint it

[modern panther]

It's unfortunate that I've already gold stickered chicot. He'd be nice to have during the rest of my runs

[raw whale]

imagine canio dna hologram glass dream

[glad sequoia]

Hope the fire is big enough lol

[lost vault]

im sorry why are we running showman here 📿 ☠️

like dont you want blueprint

[sand lily]

Does blueprint not show up with showman?

[lost vault]

it is less likely??? technically????

bweh

[raw whale]

second perkeo from The Soul, trust

[sand lily]

well he is more likely to get double chad or double swash

[lost vault]

wow so good

[raw whale]

same likelihood if you don't have any rares

[lost vault]

no its technically slightly less likely hehe

barely

but

meow

[raw whale]

in which way

[sand lily]

I love double joker stencil runs

[modern panther]

It does, but showman dilutes the joker pool because you can't block jokers by buying and holding them, since showman lets you find 2 of the same joker at once

[lost vault]

so like
what if you find two campfires
in one shop roll
one of those campfires wouldve rerolled into a different rare if u dont have shitman
and that rare could be bloopy
not very likely but it is still a thing that can happen

[modern panther]

So even if you're blocking for blueprint with rares, it won't work if you have showman

[trim notch]

Sometimes i forget i have mods installed 💔

[modern panther]

At least, that's how I understand it

[trim notch]

I got a mod that adds boss blind and got one that debuff enhanced cards 💔

[raw whale]

the strat for pre-black stake is to actually take r1 rare joker skip because if it's shit you get as much as you would by completing the ante

[lost vault]

i would hate that cus i always put enhancements on my purple seals

[trim notch]

i had enhancement on almost all my cards

i got 190k and i needed 220k

💔💔

[sick halo]

One, how
Two, why

[lost vault]

you still see 1 less shop tho

[lost vault]

⛓️‍💥

[trim notch]

1- put steel and ljcky on almost all my cards w perkeo help
2- baron run

"Baron"

[lost vault]

deckfixing
wnhancement good

[trim notch]

Blud didn't appear

[tranquil steppe]

Lord Canio, grant me the strength to get this dub

[sick halo]

Oh

[lost vault]

sobbing

[unreal iron]

3:

not fun

[lost vault]

thats like finding a photo and saying wow i got photochad

[trim notch]

kind of

got the steel read and mime

Only he was gone

Mime rjn

Run

[raw whale]

this means i can't rare joker skip ;-;

[glad sequoia]

PB for campfire for me

Got red card to 108 too, not my best on that one but pretty solid

[unreal iron]

GOATED a1 pull

[trim notch]

Is this peak on bolivia

[abstract sluice]

Got the trio lol don’t mind the jokers new profile

[unreal iron]

i love riff raff bro

[trim notch]

Why new profile

[glad sequoia]

Riff raff is great

[abstract sluice]

Trying to start for that new experience

[safe moat]

Should I take the parei for sticker I have directors cut or retcon or whatever

[raw whale]

uuuhh

one-and-a-half joker

[abstract sluice]

Nooo why jimbo you will be missed

[raw whale]

literal riff raff pull

like i didn't even move them

[tranquil steppe]

We just might pull this off

[raw whale]

https://screenshot.help/

[hybrid zealot]

Crazy fucking run

[tranquil steppe]

Victory!!!

[glad sequoia]

You win

[lost vault]

L joker order

[tranquil steppe]

3 more gold stickers checked off including Lord Canio

[modern panther]

Wow... the two worst jokers in the game. Thanks, Minos.

[glad sequoia]

I love canio

[raw whale]

HOLY RIFF-RAFF PULL

[glad sequoia]

Sweet

[tranquil steppe]

He’s awesome. He was the last gold legendary I needed too

[raw whale]

aww my photograph came out negative

[tranquil steppe]

That whole run I was like don’t fk up don’t fk up

[glad sequoia]

Kind of got a pin of him on my bag

[tranquil steppe]

Um how do I get one of those

[raw whale]

i forgot, does hone increase negative chance or not

[glad sequoia]

It was in a mystery pin pack at hot topic

Not official by any means

[tranquil steppe]

Were they selling Balatro pins? Or is this just a look alike?

[safe moat]

No

[raw whale]

well, does it decrease it then?

or is the chance additive

[glad sequoia]

This is what the set includes. Just a random generic clown set

[tranquil steppe]

lol just some casual killer clowns nbd

[safe fractal]

There are worse jokers than credit and splash

[long oxide]

Is there going to be a way to connect different profiles PC iPad and iPhone

[safe flower]

Black deck continues...

[glossy ermine]

Can i get naneif? (I have steel k with red seal, no seed)

[serene forge]

[serene forge]

no

you needed a perkeo 13 antes ago

[glad sequoia]

Congrats! If you can do black stake you can definitely do gold

[glossy ermine]

is Perkeo essential?

[safe flower]

Yes

[glossy ermine]

Damn

[serene forge]

requirement for non-plasma decks

[safe flower]

I don't understand how the concept of naneinf goes around without the understanding that plasma is required

[serene forge]

the most common thing to do on non plasma is perkeo cryptid on ghost

[tidal lily]

From what I've seen it's necessary without a freakish 1 in 100000000000 seed

[serene forge]

people really underestimate how large of a number e308 is

[tidal lily]

About 220x 0s at the end of atoms in the universe 😂

[glad sequoia]

Plasma isn't required, you can use perkeo with a ton of cryptids. Or even anaglyph deck with a hand size skip if you have enough kings

[serene forge]

yeah but plasma is by far the most efficient way to do it since that won't involve holding r for 3 hours until you get a perkeo start

[glad sequoia]

Yeah definitely easiest on plasma by a long shot

[modern panther]

Unfortunately, I'm playing hc only, so they are useless. I doubt Splash will give me 450 chips in 4 hands

[safe fractal]

Multiple the amount of atoms in the universe by itself and then multiply that number again by the amount of atoms in the universe and you're still only about ¾ of the way to e308

[safe moat]

This game can piss off

Bruh

Doesn’t count the sticker

[unborn cliff]

i mean yeah, 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is a pretty hard number to think of

[glad sequoia]

That's how many breakfast burritos I had this morning

[safe fractal]

Tl;dr - (number of atoms in the universe)³ < e308

[unborn cliff]

i had more

[glad sequoia]

😮

[pulsar marten]

What a run. Back after like 2 months of no balatro too. Blue deck gold stake done 🫡

[tranquil steppe]

No gold 8 ball?

[safe moat]

It didn’t gold sticker anything

[tranquil steppe]

Wtf. Never seen that before

[red thistle]

They look adorable.

[safe moat]

It’s a syncing issue

And I hate it because I no idea when it happens

[latent wigeon]

should i go for 3 of a kind or 4 of a kind? while 4 is objectivaly better. 3 is easer to obtain...

[safe moat]

4?

Switch when you can

[glad sequoia]

I love them

[latent wigeon]

but if i already put like 5 levels into 3 of a kind. wouldnt it be better to stay as a 3 of a kind?

[glad sequoia]

Higher level hands to scale more quickly so it won't take as long

[latent wigeon]

so switch to 5 of a kind when i can basicaly/

[modern panther]

Not even close, baybee

[sand lily]

Has anyone won a run without getting a x-mult joker in any deck other than plasma?

[red thistle]

These look really well made! Where did you buy it may i ask?

[sand lily]

I feel like if I dont get at least one xmult I always lose

[latent wigeon]

actually... flush house is the best hand for scaling... hmm... (+4 mult. flush five onlye does +3)

[modern panther]

Baron pivot?

[barren wigeon]

balatro balatrez

[sand lily]

My cavendish just went extinct I was looking forward to the head start it was going to give me

[heady narwhal]

chips are what matters more usually

[tranquil steppe]

That blows. Sorry

[latent wigeon]

depends. +1 mult getting multipled 20 something times goes a long way

[tranquil steppe]

You hit the 1/1000?

[modern panther]

Holy High Card

Just need Baron or STM

[tranquil steppe]

Kill the walkie

Killlllll

[fresh cedar]

Wait where could I get help trying to set up the balatroseedoracle program? I've been trying for a while and have gotten nowhere

[sand lily]

Yes cavendish broke

[tranquil steppe]

Wow. That’s the worst luck of all time in this game

[shell dagger]

Oops I guess that doesn’t show the win

But i did win

[sand lily]

That's really cool

[modern panther]

We got 'em

[latent wigeon]

is there a QotD thing?

[unborn cliff]

what level pair

[shell dagger]

Idk

[modern panther]

Ladies and gentlemen...

Wtf is this seed

Jesus fucking christ

[willow frost]

people underestimate how large anything over like e15 is

im people btw

[night turret]

Is it worth it?

[empty glacier]

guys can anyone help me find a really cool seed for absurd multiplier

[modern panther]

I have... no words...

[empty glacier]

[tranquil steppe]

Nice!

[umbral quarry]

Fr I play this game all the time, closest I’ve ever gotten was e264 and that was with a nat neg blue print and mime.

Like naninf is so hard to get without perkeo

[willow frost]

e264 was exactly my highest score before naneinf, thats crazy

[modern panther]

I think I made it...

[tranquil steppe]

Not high enough booooo

[sullen aspen]

great

now get naneinf

😊❤️

[minor valve]

Pain

[tranquil steppe]

Solo rental Chad, interesting

[modest siren]

If so, I haven't seen it. But I have definitely seen plasma win with nothing but +chips

[fervent wolf]

Full skip again lol, 2 for 2 on it

[modest siren]

So, is there a reason c++ doesn't show up even though I fulfilled the requirements? Do I need to win another game?

[minor valve]

That's not the pain. Its the 3 way missing card straight

That's the pain

[tranquil steppe]

Yea or no flush opportunity even with lovers

[safe moat]

Idk

[modest siren]

Gonna just do a super fast white stake and see if it pops up

[latent wigeon]

can someone please explain why on earth the balatro calculator HATES lucky cards?

[potent tree]

once again shut down by violet vessel on plasma...

[latent wigeon]

like seriously... playing the lucky card is objectivaly better... why will it NEVER play them...

[safe moat]

A lot of possibilities

[latent wigeon]

ouch

[ivory portal]

hi

So I've gotten around 15 of the voucher that doesn't do anything

What am I supposed to get from it

[latent egret]

why do you want to get spoiled

youll see soon enough

[ivory portal]

I mean

It's been a few days now

Do I need to do something else ?

Or is that a spoiler too

[latent egret]

just play a run a d buy blank

[ivory portal]

I did that already

It didn't do anything

[latent egret]

then get the 2nd tier

[ivory portal]

And I already bought 10 previously

[latent egret]

ust needs luck

[ivory portal]

Ahhh

[modest siren]

You can look at the unlock requirements on vouchers, yes?

[ivory portal]

Yeah

I have 10

Oh

[modest siren]

So you can see that the tier 2 for blank just requires you to buy blank some number of times

[ivory portal]

Ah

It just says I have to buy it

Redeem it to so what it does

Doesn't imply that there's chance involved

Oh wait

[modest siren]

Ok, so you've unlocked it, but haven't yet encountered it.
The tier 2's require that you buy the predecessor in the same run

[ivory portal]

I have it unlocked

[ivory portal]

So I just have to buy blank

But I've already done that

After collecting 10

[modest siren]

Yes, and then if the run goes on a while, you may encounter its upgrade

[ivory portal]

Ahhhh

I see

[modest siren]

Or if you're lucky, you might run into it immediately

[ivory portal]

Which is collect 20 blanks

To collect 30 more

[fervent wolf]

This is the case for every ante 1 run of nebula deck for me

[shadow shore]

Come to think of it

Ive never seen eternal popcorn or ice cream

[modest siren]

Things that expire or are supposed to be sold can't be eternal

[potent tree]

so i sell DL and ankh AJ correct?

[modest siren]

Man, I forgot how easy white stake is

[modest siren]

How many enhanced cards do you have?

[potent tree]

11 atm

[latent wigeon]

help ;<

[modest siren]

As much as it hurts, yeah, cloning AJ is probably right

You don't need supernova

[potent tree]

i ended up doing that

[wanton oracle]

What challenge

[modest siren]

The challlenge is already done anyways

[latent wigeon]

five card draw. already done it just wanted a fun high card build

whats AJ?

[potent tree]

ancient joker

[latent wigeon]

ahh yeah...

[wanton oracle]

Abstract joker

[latent wigeon]

so delete super nova?

it was either that or spaceman...

[hidden lance]

love a good burnt joker

[latent wigeon]

burnt joker and DNA are my favorite rares

[wanton oracle]

Burnt joker with ramen

🔥

[latent wigeon]

(ignoring the two obvious best. blueprint and brainstorm

[hidden lance]

ante 2 ramen

[keen swan]

I have this question to ask, this game is usually a productivity killer right?

[potent tree]

no way i just got flinted.

[hidden lance]

ended it with 1.59x

[latent wigeon]

yep

[keen swan]

I'm just wondering is there a way to basically restore productivity back?

[full glade]

Holy photochad

[latent wigeon]

uninstall the game

LOL

[gaunt scaffold]

Should I uhm

Sell perkeo

For the blueprint

[keen swan]

I meant like, you can basically take a break from it right?

[latent wigeon]

perkeo is negative isnt it

[keen swan]

uninstall would be a last effort resort

[gaunt scaffold]

No it’s not

[modest siren]

Yeah, you can take breaks, the duration of which depends on your willpower

[wanton oracle]

Sell brainstorm

[pale wolf]

destroy the device you played it on. hold too many memories

[gaunt scaffold]

Why

[modest siren]

I'm probably not gonna play for a long time since C++ is done now

[latent wigeon]

honestly... yea sell perkeo...

sucks but its the best score method

[neon mural]

thats what I said and then the next day I was back on

[keen swan]

go figures, especially on how whenever you try to create mods I'm not sure if that also affects too.

(guess that's why I kinda put myself on hold on making the mods I want to do)

[latent wigeon]

i got ADHD. so uninstall was the only way for me

[wanton oracle]

Creating mods and playing the game are two different things

[modern panther]

It's dead...

[keen swan]

ah. alright, cause I know that from what I heard about when it comes to balatro is that, balatro is usually productivity killing when you play more or more to it.

and it got popularized because of mods

[modest siren]

Man, white stake really is balatro but easy

[keen swan]

or the game being modable.

[scenic mortar]

Gold flake balatro

[modest siren]

I forgot what it felt like.. after so much evil gold stake

[raw whale]

well well well

[keen swan]

and of course if I be honest I myself were a fond of modding games.

[raw whale]

the plant is looking at me i can feel it

[keen swan]

and well, yeah I have not played balatro like any other person would do.

[keen swan]

the only way for this to be killed is by having the legendary joker that disables the boss blind

[valid ether]

Do I kill supernova? Its on 32. idk if its worth copying the nana instead

Or even unholy bloodstone

[modest siren]

Banan

[sand lily]

nanner

[valid ether]

Kill nana?

[modest siren]

copy nana

[valid ether]

Or copy

Oki

thank

[serene forge]

kill bloodstone

[modest siren]

What level is your played hand at?

[valid ether]

Never

[serene forge]

kill bloodstone

[foggy yew]

Just finished C++ achievement :3 any popular goals to achieve ?

[modern panther]

Ggs...

[modest siren]

Having joy in life again

[sand lily]

don't kill if you have oops! and a thinned deck

[valid ether]

9

[sand lily]

keep bloodstone in that case

[foggy yew]

Too late

[serene forge]

flat mult jokers have anti synergy with onscored xmult btw

[valid ether]

Not right now

[serene forge]

that's why onscored xmult is cringe

[sand lily]

he spent too long on black deck gold stake

[modest siren]

I could repeat the exact same thing about held-in-hand xmult

[foggy yew]

Actually i got black deck in like 2 runs

[serene forge]

i was gonna roast you for having bad attention span but youre a celeste fan so youre cool actually

[modern panther]

No, you're good. You wouldn't be wrong

Not a single hand type played besides HC

[fervent wolf]

🫵

[serene forge]

fuck you

[shadow shore]

Sometimes i hate this game

[fervent wolf]

Nah

[robust pawn]

I Yee

[shadow shore]

How is someone supposed to win with stuntman unless its plasma deck

[heady narwhal]

pairs & highcard

stuntman is really powerful

you just need a scaling +mult and you win

[robust pawn]

i'm not lucky enough for this

[fervent wolf]

Stuntman is easy

[crystal skiff]

Guys how do i beat green stale with checkered

[heady narwhal]

play pairs

[fervent wolf]

8-4 btw

[crystal skiff]

R u fr?

[modern panther]

Just play pairs 5head

[heady narwhal]

?the localization company?

[fervent wolf]

Nah

[heady narwhal]

more or less. don't force flushes at least

flushes have very few good jokers