🕹・game-discussion

[pearl moss]

banana

[gloomy vigil]

am on the last ante

I can maybe switch loyalty for popcorn

it would help me more I think

[shell dagger]

it won’t

[shell dagger]

popcorn will diminish to +12 mult by then

and that’s +2 more than loyalty card without the x4

[gloomy vigil]

more than the loyalty base 10 no ?

[shell dagger]

what else does loyalty card do

[gloomy vigil]

10x base and +4x every 6 hands

[calm furnace]

take matador and die rich

[shell dagger]

it is not +4x

it is 4x

[gloomy vigil]

does it stack

[calm furnace]

no

its a one time x4

[shell dagger]

it multiplies your mult

[calm furnace]

every 6th hand played

[gloomy vigil]

oh

idk then

popcorn seems cool

[calm furnace]

with 5 hands it will trigger every other round*

[gloomy vigil]

but also that could help alot

[last geyser]

+4 gold stickers

Let’s goo

[gloomy vigil]

alright am skipping popcor then

[violet trail]

Do i need the order... Do i neeed it

[pearl moss]

popcorn is good for early ante, by later game. its only usage is simply gold accomplishment

gotta say, rental popcorn sucks hards, cause it still dies off

[calm furnace]

its a decent snack

[violet trail]

Why would you buy a rental popcorn

[pearl moss]

straight build?

[pearl moss]

for completionist obv

[violet trail]

Ooh

[calm furnace]

to live the cinema popcorn experience

[pearl moss]

would make it easier to carry

like rental banana

rental banana is not too bad, since the rental effect would disable the effect of it offing itself

[shell dagger]

you mean perishable?

[calm furnace]

yeah rental bananas live forever

[pearl moss]

right perishable

[gloomy vigil]

holy balls 90k in one hand

[pearl moss]

should have named it loan joker

[violet trail]

Not bad i fear this run is gonna be stupid and not good

[pearl moss]

smh

[paper night]

ok this sounds insane but i would pick tdl here

[pearl moss]

blueprint would be decent if you got any starting joker with mult right away

i would probably pick the other one (depend on their hands first)

[calm furnace]

nah bp is the better investment just hex it

[pearl moss]

if its straight royal flush

then go for blueprint

[calm furnace]

ante 1 hexed joker ez 2 flushes to clear

[gloomy vigil]

is this the wost debuff

[shell dagger]

it’s also only Green stake

[gloomy vigil]

all cards debuffed untill one joker sold

[shell dagger]

no

[pearl moss]

nah

[calm furnace]

thats the most free boss

[pearl moss]

its not too problematic

[calm furnace]

ah wait no acorn is

[shell dagger]

crimson heart and violet vessel are much harder in most runs

[pearl moss]

the worst boss is still violet

[gloomy vigil]

I dont know what to sell

[paper night]

u dont have to sell anythin btw

[calm furnace]

or crimson if the game hates you

[paper night]

your build is more than enough so why even sell

[gloomy vigil]

wdym

[shell dagger]

you lose fib mult if you don’t sell

[pearl moss]

simply because its the boss that basically requires 3 investment, your joker, your cards, and planets

[shell dagger]

and chips from the played cards

[gloomy vigil]

I got alot of foils

[shell dagger]

that’s it

[gloomy vigil]

yall sure ?

alright then

[vocal rose]

funny but not taking it

[paper night]

hmm ye sell loyalty

[shell dagger]

yeah you mistimed loyalty for the boss

[calm furnace]

why not sell satellite

[ancient gyro]

rip

[vocal rose]

why would I sell my satellite giving me 8 dollars

per round

[pearl moss]

you know i could work crimson, like yeah it disable your 1 joker which could be detrimental. but if you bait with hands its fine for the most part

[calm furnace]

because brainstorm can guarantee you beat viollet vessel with constollation copied

[violet trail]

Last run was shite
And now its this

[gloomy vigil]

it just fucked up my play

[calm furnace]

and you already get money from gold joker

[gloomy vigil]

fibonacci cant proc if the card is debuffed

[vocal rose]

if I took brainstorm its at max 2x

[paper night]

then sell loyalty

[gloomy vigil]

lost like 20k bruh

[paper night]

loyalty is useless anyways

[calm furnace]

its rng it can be a nothingburger boss it if itargets your econ or it can rotate on your scoring jokers

[vocal rose]

if it was BLUEPRINT i'd take it

[calm furnace]

yeah but you are at ante 5

[shell dagger]

right now yes but it doesn’t have to be later

[calm furnace]

const should be at least 3x by ante 8

thans 9x you are giving up for 8 dollars

[ancient gyro]

money scales const faster than a second copy of something that saps your money

[vocal rose]

if my econ was copyable

and I could boost constellation

yeah maybe

but this is post round econ

but brainstorm is ALSO rental on top of the constellation

[calm furnace]

a 2x * 2x constillation that is not scaled a lot is stronger than a constillation that is scaled

but you do you both options are fine

[ancient gyro]

and what do you use to scale it?

[calm furnace]

they have 38 dollars

[gloomy vigil]

cmon bruh

[ancient gyro]

for now

[gloomy vigil]

I lost bc yall misinformed me

[ancient gyro]

what

[calm furnace]

to scale constillation to be 4x its gonna cost like what? 40 dollars or more

[ancient gyro]

you're 2 hours into the game don't blame it on us

[calm furnace]

or pay 3$ per round to have constillation be already 4x

only if golden joker wasnt eternal

[gloomy vigil]

I was told debuf only makes it so I dont get the chips of the cards

[ancient gyro]

and lose the opportunity cost between shops for a boss blind you might not even see

[gloomy vigil]

turns out it makes it so I cnt use the scoring multipliers

[vocal rose]

I think you're also forgetting that brainstorm isn't optimal for copying x mult

[calm furnace]

its one rental tho 😭

[vocal rose]

it would be two

[ancient gyro]

two*

[calm furnace]

what hand are you playing?

[vocal rose]

6 dollars per round for brainstorm that doesn't give me any value in the slightest isn't worth it

3 dollars for constellation that I can upkeep with satelite and golden joker is worth

[calm furnace]

if the base level of the hand is scaled decently

[vocal rose]

im hand agnostic

[calm furnace]

nvm then

dont take it

[vocal rose]

you can see my jokers

they're scaling jokers

I don't have to play a specific hand

[calm furnace]

yeah

i guess for satellite you didnt focus on one planet

[vocal rose]

the screenshot was a tiny litmus test

[ancient gyro]

i saw the bbc > bs placement that's cool

[vocal rose]

yes

[ancient gyro]

tiny nanlet test

[vocal rose]

tbh

I moved brainstorm down below midas and glass

[ancient gyro]

makes sense since multiple xmult scales exponentially

[vocal rose]

im very close to putting mime in S tier

[ancient gyro]

and brainstorm in a way conflicts with that under the circumstances that you have unconditional flat mult

[lunar zealot]

rebate cavendish yorick in top 3 tier list valid

[calm furnace]

chicot not high enough

[vocal rose]

this is the main problem with brainstorm

and why I cant justify it being top 10 at all

[ancient gyro]

zoahl moved rick up two spots

[vocal rose]

I forgot that bb and cav can be perishable

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[vocal rose]

and rental

so yorick deserves a higher spot

[potent tree]

anything can be rental

[vocal rose]

nope

[potent tree]

except legendary jokers fine

[vocal rose]

and thats why yorick is above those two

[ancient gyro]

not legendaries, riff raff, top ups, wraiths, and judgments

[calm furnace]

what will yorick do when you find it ante 8

[potent tree]

and riff raff spawns

-# (edited)

[calm furnace]

thats why hes the goat

[vocal rose]

still enough time to scale it to 2x by boss blind

but counter question

[cosmic harbor]

is 2 retriggers and 3 ancients or 3 retriggers and 2 ancients better

[vocal rose]

what will cav and blackboard do if I find them ante 1-4

compared to yorick

[ancient gyro]

what would I do with a soul card in ante 8 in the first place

[calm furnace]

find chicot

[vocal rose]

if we're putting yorick in an unoptimal position then we can do the same for those two

its only fair

[potent tree]

8 vs 9. on your final hand copy dusk

[calm furnace]

bb and cav can help one shotting in early blinds and make more money. that if you dont have to scale a lot

[ancient gyro]

x mult is not what you need in early game

[potent tree]

on any other hand copy AJ

[cosmic harbor]

no like if i get a retriggering joker do i sell the ancient joker for it

[calm furnace]

its not but it doesnt hurt

[vocal rose]

x mult early game isn't necessary at all but ALSO you typically DONT want to be one shotting early blinds

[calm furnace]

if your flat mult joker doesnt scale with hands played, finishing blinds faster is good

[vocal rose]

not that its a problem since you can just move x mults to the left

[dim elk]

GNG...

[calm furnace]

yeah that oo

[potent tree]

if you get chad sell dusk

[ancient gyro]

it hurts when im in the case of scaling

[calm furnace]

just move it to the left

[ancient gyro]

depending on source of scaling

[vocal rose]

the same case can also be made for yorick

[ancient gyro]

or sources

[potent tree]

dusk can even be replaced by sock or seltzer

[vocal rose]

which will scale by 1.3x mult per ante

[brave goblet]

GOT PLANTED (windowed)

[vocal rose]

so I know it was just an engagement question

but lets be honest

[calm furnace]

i had cav here before bus

didnt stop me from scaling

[vocal rose]

IF you had the choice you are picking yorick in the early game before cav and blackboard

theres a clear better path

[calm furnace]

one is scaling the other isnt. a better question would be constillation or hologram vs yorick

and the answer is yorick since it doesnt cost as much to scale and doesnt depend on what you find in shop

[ancient gyro]

only exceptions are blackboard and cav are better a1 manacle/hook repellents on black deck or zero support

[vocal rose]

no that works because the initial argument was why yorick>cav and blackboard

[ancient gyro]

the list we're going off of compares all 150 jokers

i was looking at the top 4

[calm furnace]

oh yorick is def better than both. if i want to disagree with yroick placement i would only place campfire above it

[vocal rose]

because of the way I value and rank jokers you can compare

[vocal rose]

no

[vocal rose]

and no

yorick clears the competition with scaling x mult

campfire I can see above canio

100% not yorick

[ancient gyro]

campfire vs canio im in a bit of a pickle to say who's better

[lunar zealot]

I fucking hate yorick

[vocal rose]

those two are interchangeable imo

[ancient gyro]

ok vayn

[lunar zealot]

single least interactive legendary in the game

[vocal rose]

ok

chicot

[lunar zealot]

Oh god if i start playing checkered kill me

[calm furnace]

chicot is handsome yorick is ugly

chicot >

[lunar zealot]

chicot arguably provides freedom in a way none of the other legends can provide

[ancient gyro]

safe to start now 🔪

[lunar zealot]

the simple fact you can't die to vv or heart or wall or needle or suit debuffers anymore

[vocal rose]

thats just a fancy way of saying it does something completely different than the others

[lunar zealot]

just opens you up to white stake strats

[vocal rose]

which it DOES

[heavy heron]

chicot my favorite legendary

[lunar zealot]

BUT YORICK IS BORING ZOAHL

[heavy heron]

provides a lot without carrying the entire run

[vocal rose]

chicot is EVEN MORE BORING

[lunar zealot]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

MY GUY IS BORING AS HELL

[heavy heron]

and canio is boring too

[vocal rose]

I DO

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[vocal rose]

woah

[lunar zealot]

ONLY ON PAPER

[vocal rose]

hold on there

[heavy heron]

perkeo is fun

[heavy heron]

he is

[vocal rose]

lets simmer it down

[heavy heron]

sorry sorry

you’re right

[vocal rose]

yorick and chicot

[calm furnace]

canio on abanonded deck is fun

[vocal rose]

VERY boring

canio

VERY fun

[heavy heron]

NOW WERE TAKKING

[lunar zealot]

chicot is only boring on paper

yorick on the other hand

[heavy heron]

kami do you think chicot is boring

[vocal rose]

what about on cardboard

[lunar zealot]

i already wrote something about this but i forgor

[lunar zealot]

Only on paper

[hardy fable]

trib ain't boring or fun it just sucks 🗣️🗣️

[ancient gyro]

chicot let's you play certain lobotomy builds for longer

[heavy heron]

I MEAN

CANIO

[lunar zealot]

canio is fun

[heavy heron]

mmmmmmm

[lunar zealot]

because it's not yorick

[heavy heron]

canio in my eyes is like just a quicker and better hologram

which eh..

[vocal rose]

because it is

[lunar zealot]

All xmult jokers are just hologram

[last geyser]

Interesting

[heavy heron]

but is hologram fun though

[gloomy vigil]

is double pair the goat

[calm furnace]

better glass card i'd say

[lunar zealot]

constell is slow safe hologram

obelisk is fast rare hologram

[calm furnace]

but also the rare run with both canio and glass joker is also wild

[lunar zealot]

bloodstone is on scored inconsistent hologram

[heavy heron]

see like obelisk is fun because you gotta work around it

[plain root]

Yellow deck be like:

[latent egret]

baron ?

[vocal rose]

is it?

I find canio way more fun

[lunar zealot]

Ooh wait till you see magic deck highrolls

[lunar zealot]

in hand inconsistent hologram

[calm furnace]

baron is stm but worse

[worn meteor]

what is basedball card compared to hologram

[lunar zealot]

Uncommon Jokers each give x1.5 Mult

[lunar zealot]

the best xmult joker in da world

[calm furnace]

bbc is hex but better

[last geyser]

Do I take matador or ice cream here?

[lunar zealot]

Am i right gang

[vocal rose]

show context

[ancient gyro]

one uses consumables and a money sink every ante. the other uses 3-5 specific consumables and has permanent benefits

tags and high variance are two interesting catches but they both require money which is a conflicting parallel in strength

[heavy heron]

what’s the boss?

[vocal rose]

what is your boss blind

[lunar zealot]

what's the bos blind

[heavy heron]

even though matadaor should work on every boss..

[pale wolf]

what's a boss Blind?

[heavy heron]

we shouldn’t have to check..

[vocal rose]

I disagree

[heavy heron]

oooo

yessss

[vocal rose]

TAKE MATADOR

[heavy heron]

matador

hehehe

[last geyser]

Okkk

[heavy heron]

$24

just don’t die

[vocal rose]

$32

[calm furnace]

matador and chicot synergy ❤️

[pale wolf]

even 32 lol

[heavy heron]

rebate could never

(this is a joke)

matador being uncommon

is hilarious

[pale wolf]

rebate could do that every round

[ancient gyro]

erm ackshually

[heavy heron]

$32 in one round is a lil pushing it don’t ya think

[pale wolf]

no

[vocal rose]

not really

[heavy heron]

interesting

[pale wolf]

That's that's seven cards

[heavy heron]

so you have 7 copies of one rank and you’re just discarding them (and not playing towards them)

[pale wolf]

definitely could be

Not to mention copy Jokers

[heavy heron]

i suppose….

[pale wolf]

I suppose Matador works with copy Jokers too though so that's not valid

[heavy heron]

$64❤️

[lunar zealot]

677777777

6777777777

[heavy heron]

lord

[pale wolf]

kami means God

[ancient gyro]

she needs god

or god needs her

[pale wolf]

God doesn't believe in her

[ancient gyro]

left on read

perkeo above vaga is interesting

[vocal rose]

at what ante is it worth to take hieroglyph for hand scaling jokers

[heavy heron]

bro

[ancient gyro]

5

[heavy heron]

wait what are you referring to

[vocal rose]

its a little bit of a hot take

[ancient gyro]

zebra has the weird chart or whatever

[ancient gyro]

i can half understand it

[pale wolf]

You can only make like four tarot cards per round with vagabond, and they're random, so I suppose getting a guaranteed consumable from pero is worth four times as much?

[heavy heron]

i mean perkeo above vaga..

i agree

[pale wolf]

perkeo*

[heavy heron]

perkeo is above VAGA in my thing too

[vocal rose]

I just think the non randomness, econ generation, and also psuedo burnt joker puts it above vagabond

[pale wolf]

Not to mention you don't have any economy restrictions with perk

[last geyser]

Will vampire take polychrome of the card ?

[pale wolf]

I can see it

[vocal rose]

but it isnt by miles

[heavy heron]

nope

[vocal rose]

no

[ancient gyro]

vagabond and perkeo have problems the other need to have jumpstart their value gen

[pale wolf]

That is an edition, not an enhancement

[last geyser]

Oh ok

[vocal rose]

it takes enhancements not editions

[pale wolf]

if you look at your collection it's explained

[heavy heron]

not like the game differentiates between the two very obviously

[ancient gyro]

or that editions have very frequent gameplay dynamics

[pale wolf]

I'm home soon

[heavy heron]

isn’t it weird how holographic applies first before the joker and polychrome always applies last after the joker

it makes sense

but you don’t think about it

[ancient gyro]

ight

[pale wolf]

and that it's different for playing cards

[heavy heron]

i guess playing cards makes sense because it’s on card scoring which always applies first

or it’s at least slightly more intuitive

slightly

[pale wolf]

I don't get it

[heavy heron]

huh

[ancient gyro]

what if drawn wild cards drew 4 more cards in your deck like uno draw 4

[vocal rose]

or what if it flipped the cards around to reveal secrets

like uno flip

no?

okay

[ancient gyro]

red card back uh oh

[vocal rose]

on win 5 right now

lets see if I can make it past 10 this time

[raw whale]

what should i ank here guys

[inland helm]

did someone say kami

[last geyser]

The chariot

[inland helm]

its me john dragon ball

[pale wolf]

kami means god

[inland helm]

true

[raw whale]

so i have a question

if i ecto (-3 hand) and find a copy joker in time, will my score be better

[buoyant bison]

[ancient gyro]

no

[raw whale]

what about dna though

[ancient gyro]

dies from a24

[mental tulip]

it didn't used to work like that

[raw whale]

if i 5x dna it'll probably be pretty good

[mental tulip]

I changed it so it applies in the optimal order because people got mad

[ancient gyro]

i could've sworn this wasn't always optimal for like holo glass or poly mult

[raw whale]

holy localthunk himself?

[ancient gyro]

yeah he's been awake recently

pretty cool yeah

[mental tulip]

I might be wrong but I thought per-card trigger I made it so poly applies at the end and holo/foil apply at the start

[buoyant bison]

wait it’s localthunk

[mental tulip]

hello

[buoyant bison]

hi I love your game

[mental tulip]

thank u

[acoustic kettle]

Balatro

[mental tulip]

huge if true

[ancient gyro]

i need to double check for glass and empress mult

[mental tulip]

I think those happen in the middle

[ancient gyro]

ill keep that in mind

[acoustic kettle]

Why is tribe only 2x

[mental tulip]

I may be wrong

[hardy fable]

the man himself

[queen dock]

Aww man I spilled my coffee all over myself

[ancient gyro]

stop I already did that yesterday

playing terraria with the weasel @ zebra

[queen dock]

Anyway I don't remember if I sent this goldstake win

[mental tulip]

ohhh I only did it for jokers

not playing cards

literally unplayable

[frank cape]

yo

[ancient gyro]

come on man

[frank cape]

hi

[ancient gyro]

you're supposed to be a game developer

[south badger]

have this mf alive for like 9 rounds

[pale wolf]

hi

few mins

[latent egret]

holo and glass defo does happen in the wrong order

[ancient gyro]

ill prob need longer anyways

[latent egret]

as in glass then holo

[ancient gyro]

yeah I was gonna say

tried to find evidence in this chat

didn't know what text to search for

[pale wolf]

also im a rat not weasel

[ancient gyro]

ok hamster

[acoustic kettle]

I was about to say what if holo and poly then i realised how stupid i am

[mental tulip]

all editions for playing cards happen all other effects for playing cards per trigger yes

[pale wolf]

valid for bbc /s

[mental tulip]

I just checked in the code

for jokers it works correctly

not for playing cards

[south badger]

we so back

[pale wolf]

thunk what about brainstorm copying midas for vamp:)

[mental tulip]

for playing cards I think it's as simple as making foil/holo apply at the very beginning, then making poly apply at the very end

[ancient gyro]

erm midas is passive

[ancient gyro]

i fuck with this

[pale wolf]

but its in the same phase as vamp

[latent egret]

yea i was just thinking about glass holo and empress poly

[frank cape]

who would let brainstorm copy midas???

[pale wolf]

technically it doesn't matter when the foil is applied

[heavy heron]

WHATS UP SCAPPY

[queen dock]

Isn't that already what it does for holo and foil?

[acoustic kettle]

Midas vamp

[mental tulip]

only for jokers

[heavy heron]

world’s easiest run just dropped

[latent egret]

you cant do midas vamp midas vamp can you ?

[heavy heron]

negative bean carry

[pale wolf]

You can do Midas vamp Midas

which is why I wish it was brainstormable

[frank cape]

oh

[latent egret]

yeah it could make sense then

[heavy heron]

wait, doesn’t poly apply first still on card scoring?

[pale wolf]

and in that case I feel like you could just have multiple vampires able to scale as long as the card is enhanced at the time vampire sees it

[heavy heron]

like if i have photograph + a polychrome jack, its 1.5x then 2x right?

[latent egret]

its at the end for all editions on cards

[frank cape]

is midas ankh-able (or invis jonkler able)?

[olive basin]

This better have goofy music

[heavy heron]

wow seriously

i had no idea

[pale wolf]

every Joker is

[heavy heron]

good thing the game comes with it!

[latent egret]

yeah that’s jokers, its after card effects

[heavy heron]

no i mean on card scoring

[queen dock]

Strange. I never thought about how the order of triggers happening on just base cards

[heavy heron]

jokers i know the order

[pale wolf]

it very rarely makes any difference

[latent egret]

like a holo glass with photo would be x 2 +10 x2

i meant like

[south badger]

gng should i sell photo for throwback or pray for chad

[raw whale]

so you're saying there is a chance

[latent egret]

card effects then jokers

[heavy heron]

..is that true?

[mental tulip]

so if you had, say, a holo face card with photograph, it would apply the X2 before the +10 mult

[heavy heron]

wow really

[mental tulip]

no I don't think so? Maybe?

[acoustic kettle]

Unplayable

[mental tulip]

let me see

[latent egret]

idk about that

[frank cape]

try it

[mental tulip]

I would have thought X2 X2 +10

[heavy heron]

i’m pretty sure it’s

holo

[mental tulip]

let me check

[heavy heron]

then 2x

[latent egret]

jokers are always after card stuff

[mental tulip]

oh right

yes

you're correct

[heavy heron]

AHA!

[frank cape]

so its +10 X2?

[heavy heron]

true 1.1 beta tester here

[mental tulip]

it's X2 +10 X2

[heavy heron]

wait what

[latent egret]

yes

[lapis blade]

Soul card at ante 8 and 9

[pale wolf]

all +effects taking place before all xeffects seems difficult to switch to

[latent egret]

i love being right !!!!!

[south badger]

gng will anyone answer my question

[pale wolf]

for the Joker effects part of it

[mental tulip]

if you have photograph apply on a face card glass card with holo

[heavy heron]

oh with glass

i see

so glass then holo then photo?

[mental tulip]

yeah

[frank cape]

does holo trigger before glass?

[heavy heron]

nope

[latent egret]

its unfair i had a glass holo run yesterday

[heavy heron]

even though it should 🙄 🙄

[frank cape]

sad

[heavy heron]

this game is bugged!!

[acoustic kettle]

Glass holo photo

[heavy heron]

game breaking bug

[queen dock]

That is very strange indeed.

[pale wolf]

i think it should do it all simultaneously and take the average of all the final answers

🦓

[alpine socket]

Fortune tellerrrrrrrrrrr

[heavy heron]

do you have some crazy balatro software that lets you pull up any scenario on the spot

well i guess that’s just mods

[unreal iron]

balatro

[frank cape]

sandbox

[mental tulip]

no I look at the source code

[unreal iron]

you wont believe this

[pale wolf]

lmfao

[lapis blade]

It's the guy

[mental tulip]

lol that's not a joke

[heavy heron]

[pale wolf]

do you have a way to make custom scenarios for yourself to test certain effects

[latent egret]

i guess that’s easier

[pale wolf]

or do you just rely on play testing

[mental tulip]

yeah I have a debug mode

[heavy heron]

he relies on sheer intuition

[lapis blade]

Local thunk i am hopelessly addicted to this game

[heavy heron]

he’s just like that

[mental tulip]

also QA people

also play testers

[unreal iron]

we can see that

negative perkeo pfp with your tag on it

😭

not even im that hooked

[heavy heron]

ahh i’ve committed a crime

[lapis blade]

I am the perkeo from baltro

[unreal iron]

thocallunk

[pale wolf]

lo-cal thunk dropped 30 pounds, the goat

[heavy heron]

hocalthunk?

[unreal iron]

buh?

[queen dock]

I'm just sad I didn't get to finish my coffee before spilling it all over my lap

[heavy heron]

those marathons be paying off

[lapis blade]

Are there going to be more legendary jokers in the future

[mental tulip]

like in the game?

[unreal iron]

yeah

[lapis blade]

Yeah

[frank cape]

yeh

[latent egret]

oui

[frank cape]

i guess not

like

[mental tulip]

I dunno maybe maybe not

[frank cape]

5 is a cool number

[heavy heron]

😳 😳

[pale wolf]

oh I figured they meant historically significant comedy figures for the rest of history

[unreal iron]

youre NOT him

[mental tulip]

5 is a cool number

[heavy heron]

maybe maybe not!!!

[unreal iron]

oh

[heavy heron]

that’s your answer!

[mental tulip]

I don't think it needs more

[queen dock]

I tossed my coffee cup into petroleum I was so mad

[heavy heron]

i’m leaning towards maybe

heheheh

oh

i’m wrong

[latent egret]

based and not inflationnist pilled

[heavy heron]

5 is a good number ig..

[lapis blade]

What will wild card rework dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[pale wolf]

The thing is that if you add another legendary then the collection screen would either have to be expanded to be six wide, which you then have to fill out with other Jokers probably, or you have to split up the legendaries between multiple rows

[queen dock]

I don't really know what other legendary effects you could make that wouldn't outshine the others

[latent egret]

diluting the meaning of each legendary

[alpine socket]

Have you played inscryption

[unreal iron]

or add 5 MORE legendaries :3

so you dont have that problem

[pale wolf]

or this yeah

[mental tulip]

why are you replying to that message dawg

[ancient gyro]

this irks me
does that mean card scoring from cards will always apply first before card scoring from jokers even in a glass polychrome fib interaction?

[lapis blade]

I dunno i think 9999 x multiple per played card seems fair

[heavy heron]

hey loocalthink will there ever be a special joker for the number 7 i’m curious

[mental tulip]

Probably, I dunno

we will see

[heavy heron]

i see

[frank cape]

we alr have seeing double

[heavy heron]

7 is still neglected thus far..

[unreal iron]

still want 7s to not be useless outside of buffs/straights/odd todd

[latent egret]

it works like that for photo ig

[alpine socket]

7 is a bad number

[heavy heron]

RIGHT

no more odd todd 7s

[pale wolf]

That just has a vestigial unlock condition for sevens, it's not a seven Joker

[heavy heron]

how is there no 777 joker

[unreal iron]

odd todd my goat icl

[heavy heron]

like

winning slots

[mental tulip]

I have a journal with a ton of joker ideas in it and I don't know which ones will end up being cut/not implemented

[heavy heron]

777 win win!!!

[queen dock]

What if I am not wearing my glasses I'm legally blind without them.

[lean fable]

no clue😭🙏

[heavy heron]

a three of a kind 7 gives $10

THAT SOUNDS FIRE

[lapis blade]

Are any of the scrapped decks from the betas gonna be reimplemented

[heavy heron]

777

[frank cape]

the old version of it does X2 mult for each 7 of clubs

[lean fable]

we NEED slot machine brah

[mental tulip]

...they were scrapped

[unreal iron]

that sounds way too niche no?

[lapis blade]

Darn

[unreal iron]

its crazy cash gen

[queen dock]

Gambling is bad

[heavy heron]

but

gambling

[unreal iron]

but it limits you to a hand

[frank cape]

is

[heavy heron]

777 ding ding ding winner

[unreal iron]

not necessarily a great one

[pale wolf]

I don't suppose new decks are a possibility

[unreal iron]

i get the idea sure

[lapis blade]

Nuh uh

[mental tulip]

I'd consider new decks

[heavy heron]

guys it’s balatro we all love gambling

[lean fable]

I mean “containing three of a kind”

[mental tulip]

really I am considering anything

[lean fable]

would work

[lapis blade]

Will there be new soul cards

[unreal iron]

pog???

[pale wolf]

what will happen to the steam achievements?

[latent egret]

new challenges ?

[heavy heron]

the answer was maybe

[lapis blade]

Alr

[latent egret]

i hope so

[unreal iron]

make challenges gold stake PLEASE

[mental tulip]

I've implemented a bunch of new stuff but I don't know what will make it in to 1.1 because I will cut a bunch of it probably

[acoustic kettle]

Will you make custom challenges

[unreal iron]

or at least the option to?

[queen dock]

But Balatro is the opposite of gambling you build to improve your odds

[frank cape]

REWORK BLUE STAKE???

[lapis blade]

I've been playing since September I dont know much of what happened

[heavy heron]

make sure you don’t cut the blue stake rework!

[ancient gyro]

id consider removing nebulas downside lol

[south badger]

yo gng what deck should i play rn

[unreal iron]

thats guaranteed to happen

[pale wolf]

not xchips though

[heavy heron]

i do love me discards

[unreal iron]

do some anaglyph

[latent egret]

jokerless golf stake is impossible for 99.999% of players

[lean fable]

black deck

[south badger]

oke

[frank cape]

um

[lapis blade]

Is there gonna be an update that makes me not suck at the game

[ancient gyro]

do they know 🗣️

[pale wolf]

no.

[queen dock]

Don't let Balatro discord balance the game localthunk

[latent egret]

besides doc and @ancient gyro

[heavy heron]

or maybe make nebula actually have guaranteed planet packs

[dark cairn]

black deck gold stake time

[mental tulip]

I won't lmao

[unreal iron]

is there gonna be an update that makes me not suck at the game? :3

[heavy heron]

nebula legit is just pointless if no planet packs spawn

[dark cairn]

oh hi mr thunk

[ancient gyro]

wuh

[queen dock]

Most people are quite silly and confusing

[lapis blade]

Local thunk should just add cryptid mod to the base game seems fair

[mental tulip]

kk I gotta go

[slow iris]

throwback death

[heavy heron]

[unreal iron]

bye thunk

[latent egret]

just saying gold stake jokerless is almost impossible

[mental tulip]

I'm getting breakfast with my family

[frank cape]

bye

[queen dock]

Bye have a good day

[mental tulip]

later gamers

have fun

[heavy heron]

enjoy!

[ancient gyro]

stay hydrated

[lapis blade]

Bye

[queen dock]

I'm gonna eat my table

[latent egret]

ty for empowering me at my balatro ball knowledge

[unreal iron]

tables are quite tasty

[south badger]

im gonna eat you

[dark cairn]

seance now has a 1/6 chance to make the blind bleed for 8 seconds

[acoustic kettle]

Eat the table

[unreal iron]

laaaame

bro cant even ping

[acoustic kettle]

[queen dock]

I know you.

[unreal iron]

oh youre just doing that

[frank cape]

erm

[unreal iron]

for no reason

[heavy heron]

yes actually btw it’s 2x —> 1.5x —> +8

which is crazy

[unreal iron]

cornball

[frank cape]

'gay' is legit here

wait wat u doing

[unreal iron]

not a very effective speedrun so far

probably not any%

im gonna turn you into a 7 of diamonds

[frank cape]

wth

[latent egret]

is it cringe to have saved the messages where local thunk says im right on a peculiar part of the game after he checked

[acoustic kettle]

Use the hangman on this guy

[unreal iron]

oh my god bruh

[heavy heron]

i’m going to say yes

[pale wolf]

ban any% speedrun

[frank cape]

@solemn basalt

[unreal iron]

nice flex ig

dead

[raw whale]

time for the great particle accelerator

[unreal iron]

alright

[buoyant bison]

[mental tulip]

I shot him

[stiff crow]

I thought I shot him

[unreal iron]

thank you thunk

[acoustic kettle]

Live execution

[pale wolf]

i was like i dont need to @ mods for that do i

[past beacon]

i thought i did...

[pale wolf]

hes doing it himself

[raw whale]

oh it's already on fire

[ancient gyro]

owch

[stiff crow]

I am Spartacus

[molten thicket]

i mean the mods already got @ ed

[unreal iron]

no IM the one who shot him actually

[mental tulip]

Is this a murder on the orient express situation

[unreal iron]

turned him into a 7 of diamonds

[ancient gyro]

7 of hearts

[past beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[pale wolf]

hearts is cruel

[unreal iron]

rough gem value strikes again

[raw whale]

my

[deft sandal]

great...

[acoustic kettle]

Is anyone guilty if everyone shot at the same time

[unreal iron]

DOUBLE INTEREST!!!!

RAHHHHH

[ancient gyro]

why is there no heartbreak joker turning my played hearts to glass 💔

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

localthunk violent

[queen dock]

Now that's a good philosophical inquiry.

[heavy heron]

bro pulled him to the back and finished the job

[unreal iron]

this is fire what

[safe fractal]

6e12 is the highest ive ever gotten unseeded. 😭

[deft sandal]

Econ is never a problem

[heavy heron]

for every heart card hanged you gain negative mult

double negative

heartbreak

[latent egret]

only because you were the one being wrong smh (jk)

[queen dock]

I've gotten naninf unseeded twice. Even one without red seals.

[latent wigeon]

Joker less.
I assume something like a full house or 4 of a kind build is best? Something I can get planets in right away?

[heavy heron]

uh huh

[heavy heron]

straights

or 4oak yes

[acoustic kettle]

Straights

[unreal iron]

4oak mostly

[pale wolf]

just to watch him die

[heavy heron]

or 5oak or smth close

[deft sandal]

Ahh yes, 3 interest per $5

[craggy hearth]

Wait what’s going on

[heavy heron]

basically any planet that scales with at least 3 mult

[craggy hearth]

I’m in class right now sorry

[heavy heron]

is good on jokerless

[pale wolf]

One person individually pinged every mod

lol

[latent wigeon]

Not full houses? I would think full house > straights.

[heavy heron]

dw localthunk handled the job

pulled out his gun and finished the job

[craggy hearth]

localGOAT

[unreal iron]

TTM is an extra 5$ despite saying it "doubles your interest cap"

[safe fractal]

Bro rhymed job with job

[unreal iron]

with seed money its extra 10

iirc

[heavy heron]

LOOOLLL

bars i know

[unreal iron]

then money tree is 20

[craggy hearth]

Much love thunk

[deft sandal]

i see, kinda wish it would be 4x money

[heavy heron]

localthunk sent him back to the lob
pulled out the gun and finished the job

[unreal iron]

it doesnt work like that unfortunately

[lunar zealot]

It goes even harder the second time

[unreal iron]

it would be pretty op if it did

not that it isnt a solid joker rn

[atomic trout]

¡Victoria!

Blue Stakes suuuuuuuuuucks

[queen dock]

I almost died once after accidentally swallowing a water bottle cap. Good thing I didn't panic and die.

[deft sandal]

but even if it's OP, no one would normally take two econs tbf

[acoustic kettle]

How did you

[heavy heron]

i think in the US they have a small hole so you can still breathe

[acoustic kettle]

Mo no

[heavy heron]

if that happens

[acoustic kettle]

Why did you

[unreal iron]

how does one ACCIDENTALLY swallow a water cap???

are you ok now??

[heavy heron]

wait i’m thinking of pen caps

[deft sandal]

great, I just found a showman, Im going for a third To The Moon

[heavy heron]

nvm

because if a water cap had a hole it’d leak water

wait i’m stupid

[unreal iron]

interesting...

[unreal iron]

only if you turn it upside down or shake it

you have a point

[heavy heron]

YALL ARE MEAN

[unreal iron]

speaking the truth

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[queen dock]

I was walking in my warehouse at my job and I was opening the water bottle with my mouth and it kinda just fell in.

[heavy heron]

that’s pretty scary

[queen dock]

It was especially since no one was around at all

[unreal iron]

note to self dont do that again probably

[deft sandal]

I'm going To The Neptune with this run

[acoustic kettle]

Ngl drinking from a bottle tastes better than from a glass

[gloomy swallow]

Lul

[unreal iron]

ngl drinking

uhm

drinking water is good

[acoustic kettle]

WDYM NO

[craggy hearth]

I agree with you

[unreal iron]

depends on the glass or bottle

[heavy heron]

well… there’s a reason water bottles expire…

[craggy hearth]

Especially if it’s been refrigerated or cold

[frank cape]

plastic bottle?

[unreal iron]

they all have different tastes

[queen dock]

I had to do the self heimlich on a cinder block

[molten thicket]

drinking from a glass bottle beats all

[craggy hearth]

we love microplastic water 🙏

[lunar zealot]

I like to play and draw

[acoustic kettle]

I grate some plastics on top for extra flavor

[latent egret]

a glass of cold water coming from a glass jug in the fridge is unbeatable

[unreal iron]

some ice cubes too

[gloomy swallow]

E

[heavy heron]

that’s more impressive than swallowing the cap

[unreal iron]

to preserve the coldness

[acoustic kettle]

Cold water SUCKS

[unreal iron]

MMMMM

[unreal iron]

sentenced to death

must be turned into a low card

[latent egret]

i add some tap water for the perfect temperature

[queen dock]

Cold water sucks but cool water is pretty good

[acoustic kettle]

Objective water ranking is
Hot > room temp >>> cold

[molten thicket]

i curse you with all ouija in your spectral packs

[deft sandal]

at least I got the win, now it's just the matter of getting another to the moon

[unreal iron]

so you prefer hot water

what?

[acoustic kettle]

Hot water is so good

[unreal iron]

delusional

[acoustic kettle]

Especially if i feel the burn inside my body

[molten thicket]

psychopath

[raw whale]

GOD IS REAL

[latent egret]

actual ragebaiter

[rich mauve]

this

[unreal iron]

it cant be bait

can it?

[queen dock]

Anyway don't open waterbottles with your mouth while alone fat away from others

[acoustic kettle]

Cold water doesn't even taste like water

[latent egret]

fat away

that’s another issue

[rich mauve]

neither hot water does

[unreal iron]

too bad im at a healthy weight

[latent egret]

i live acting dense

[unreal iron]

i think

[latent egret]

is your bmi normal-> if not do you look fat/frail

easy way to see

[south badger]

gng is this build peak

[raw whale]

ok this is funny but unfortunately i need dna first

[queen dock]

Uh not fat. far away. I'm actually very skinny

[unreal iron]

a dna could be anything, even a burglar!

[latent egret]

probably why the heimlich worked tho

[late mango]

white stake tomFOOLery

[lunar zealot]

I see bbc

[acoustic kettle]

Hot water is so good

MY INTERNET IS GONE

[latent egret]

deserved

for spewing on gods second greatest gift

[molten thicket]

what you get for saying hot water > cold water btw

[latent egret]

cool water

[acoustic kettle]

You cold water drinkers must be the one behind this

[late mango]

warm water>

[latent egret]

you cold water drinkers, he says from the inside of the asylum

[acoustic kettle]

Lukewarm water is dogshit actually

[wanton oracle]

I just put ice in my mouth and let it melt

[acoustic kettle]

It's either hot or just room temp

[ancient gyro]

i chew on it

[floral mural]

hot water is literally only good because it can make hot drinks. on its own its not very fun to drink

[acoustic kettle]

Actually i change my ranking

[late mango]

yea mb i meant room temp but hot water is diabolical

[floral mural]

cold water all the way even in winter

[latent egret]

based

[deft sandal]

3oak hermit

[acoustic kettle]

Hot > room temp > slightly cold > cold > lukewarm

[south badger]

why doesnt this count as a flush

[raw whale]

THERE IS NO GOD

[acoustic kettle]

Nah you're crazy

[late mango]

debuffed

[acoustic kettle]

Hot water in summer is good

[wanton oracle]

All abilities are disabled affects wild card

[deft sandal]

what's that mod/texture

[latent egret]

sadly i saw a study where cold water increases cognitive decline

ice cold

[acoustic kettle]

Deserved

[ancient gyro]

debuffed wilds count as their original suit

[raw whale]

Celestial Funk

[deft sandal]

thanks, looks cool ngl

[vocal rose]

why

[acoustic kettle]

You all already got affected if you think cold water is remotely as good as hot water

[vague aurora]

...

[queen dock]

Time for zero space man hits

[wanton oracle]

Its not remotely, its million times better than hot water

[late mango]

how hot would you define hot ? cuz when i hear hot water i imagine someone chugging boiling water

[acoustic kettle]

Not boiling

Hmm

[ancient gyro]

above body temperature

[acoustic kettle]

Lukewarm is so shit

[deft sandal]

i do be getting the weirdest nat negative in my runs

[late mango]

thats just lukewarm no?

[deft sandal]

Jimbo just joining in for the ride

[trim notch]

Ma bad

[wanton oracle]

Im pretty sure boiling is above body temperature

[raw whale]

GG

[trim notch]

How are yall

[acoustic kettle]

Like 50 60⁰C maybe?

I never checked

[floral mural]

why would i drink hot water ever if its not for a hot chocolate or something

[ancient gyro]

yes that's what hot means

[deft sandal]

nvm I found a baseball card, I killed Jimbo

[queen dock]

That's scalding

[acoustic kettle]

Oh wait

Idk how hot it is

[raw whale]

;-;

[acoustic kettle]

But it is so good when i can feel the burn

[trim notch]

Why yall talking abt body temperature

[trim notch]

Masoquism

[late mango]

water*

[trim notch]

Oh

[floral mural]

?????

[molten thicket]

you're so weird

[trim notch]

Why yall talking about water temperature

[queen dock]

Like 50C is like the temp of fresh coffee and that will burn you.

[late mango]

10/10 bait thats prolly why tbh

[deft sandal]

what should I sell for the brainstorm

[trim notch]

Baseball

[queen dock]

Sadly baseball

[acoustic kettle]

Feeling the hot water goes down through my body is like the best feeling ever

[gloomy swallow]

newbie feats

[wanton oracle]

Brainstorm

[molten thicket]

baseball

[queen dock]

Wait how many kings?

[floral mural]

now for a hot take of my own regarding drinks. sprite is infinitely superior to cola and that zero sugar is best tasting but thars due to me being used to zero sugar

[wild merlin]

I had such a good run😔

[potent tree]

why is this the first thing i saw when i opened chat

[deft sandal]

still waiting for the 3rd to the moon tbh

[acoustic kettle]

Be a hot water lover

Join the light side

[late mango]

misprint in ante 10 is wild

[trim notch]

Literally survived by trib

[vague aurora]

tuff

[queen dock]

Ever wish you could fall apart like a Lego guy?

[pale wolf]

Hot water causes erosion on your body

[trim notch]

Is this tuff on asia

[trim notch]

bad joke

[pale wolf]

not a joke

[trim notch]

Good joke

[pale wolf]

dont use hot water

[molten thicket]

i agree with the first one and the second im indifferent on

[trim notch]

Looked like that

[pale wolf]

when you see wrinkles that bc people use hot water

[acoustic kettle]

[trim notch]

idk how people like to take a bath with hot or cold water

Mid temp is sigma

[queen dock]

This all started because I said I chocked on a water bottle cap.

[wanton oracle]

I expected "i dont shower at all"

[acoustic kettle]

Literally no one agreed with my takes

[trim notch]

Why would u expect that from me...

[molten thicket]

enough to not make me shiver is the ideal temp

[acoustic kettle]

Should've known balatro players aren't water drinkers

[trim notch]

🐿️

[wanton oracle]

Not like i know you brh

[late mango]

cuz u said you drink 50C water 😭

[trim notch]

This game make me learn to read

[acoustic kettle]

Not 50 c

Somewhere in the 40s

Probably

[trim notch]

idk how to say this on english but
Por qué esperarias que un desconocido no se bañara

[wanton oracle]

You said 60