🕹・game-discussion

[cobalt shoal]

Thank you, chat

[main torrent]

full house will always be the correct choice

[vocal rose]

midas my favorite top 2 econ joker

[tacit quail]

lets goooo +3 gold sticker (luchador, trading card, the tribe)... 123/150

[acoustic kettle]

Is it really fun if you lose ante 3

[latent wigeon]

sad noises no more perkeo :<

[umbral idol]

Everytime I need to use a face card to do an effective hand, it’s like that meme of the guy wiping his face with money bills from Zombieland.

[vocal rose]

well you can play pairs!

[wary zodiac]

it was fun to try and scramble something together on the spot 🤷

[vocal rose]

thats a very effective hand that compliments midas mask very well

[heavy heron]

boring ahh run

[vocal rose]

so you dont dig into the gold cards

[umbral idol]

Actually, that’s what I invested in with my planet cards

[cobalt shoal]

It's probably my favorite hand to play cus it's not too rare to be hard but it's still powerful enough when you level it imo

[latent wigeon]

i assume something like ride the bus is a terrible idea?

[wary zodiac]

i got one glass 10 and i survived another ante that i really shouldn't have 😭

[heavy heron]

cavendish trio brainstorm falls asleep

[vocal rose]

thats very good

[vocal rose]

uhm

no

ride the bus is an amazing idea

[main torrent]

full house and flushes will always be my go to during early game

[cobalt shoal]

This is only on computer
I've already gotten blue and orange steaks ghost deck on xbox

[acoustic kettle]

Rtb on golden needle

[cobalt shoal]

Yesss

[latent wigeon]

in golden needle where i only get one hand a tern permanently

[heavy heron]

me too on the flushes😍

[vocal rose]

oh

golden needle

[umbral idol]

Doesn’t matter, my interest of 10 every round with my usual 2 hands with the blue deck. Made it so I had so much money that I don’t have anything to spend on basically.

[wanton oracle]

The vouchers are banned?

[tacit quail]

it begins two pair run starts nowww

[primal epoch]

am I smart or what

[cobalt shoal]

I got Balatro on Xbox in like Oct 2025 or something but only got it on my computer last week Tuesday and I'm almost done with the collection

[tacit quail]

and misprint 😭 😭

what u scoring with

[safe moat]

Bro hit the jack pot

[latent wigeon]

yep

[trim notch]

Nobody answered my question

[heavy heron]

merry andy 🤝 burglar

[latent wigeon]

and the joker

[pulsar oar]

I mean, they're reliable enough to draw and one shot the ante 1 small blind, what more could you ask for lol

[vocal rose]

holy win

[latent wigeon]

yep. and the joker... its not fun...

[trim notch]

Why Drunkman can't be copied with bp, but burglar yes? And why they make burglar for round but drunk for only when u have it

[primal epoch]

thoughts and prayers 😭

[cobalt shoal]

I'm so happy I didn't get plant this run

[heavy heron]

right it doesn’t make sense

[main torrent]

worse than #######

[acoustic kettle]

Because joker poker balala

[vocal rose]

something something active joker vs passive joker

there is an entire explanation about it that makes perfect sense of it

[trim notch]

and why make it diferent

[pulsar oar]

Burglar is an effect that happens on blind select, drunkard is a passive one

[vocal rose]

but im too lazy to find or explain it

[heavy heron]

because both say “per round”

[main torrent]

Exaaactlyy

[heavy heron]

or smth like that

[trim notch]

No they dont.....

[primal epoch]

dont forget about troubador

[trim notch]

but is like

[heavy heron]

i thought they did

[trim notch]

hand gets more love from thunk

Discard dont

[primal epoch]

I can save this run, I feel it

just need more negatives

[primal grotto]

I beat gold stake with the painted deck and the craziest part is I never got the licence active

[acoustic kettle]

Well sticker

[cobalt shoal]

That could be any number of blinds
manacle, psychic, or serpent

[trim notch]

Why merry andy gives u -1 hand size but burglar doesnt give u any bad think like

[primal epoch]

oh god

[trim notch]

Discard getting hated by thunk

[vocal rose]

burglar activates when the blind is selected and the other passive items are just active by being owned

[primal epoch]

nevermind

[vocal rose]

so if you had blueprint/brainstorm

if you shifted the cards

that would cause issues

[primal epoch]

I just ruined the run

[main torrent]

i didnt think about that actually

[acoustic kettle]

Well burger disables any discard jokers

[primal grotto]

Speaking of stickers I bought I rental popcorn before the ante 8 boss for that exact reason

[wanton oracle]

Losing discards is a negative

[vocal rose]

juggler might be a better example of this

[heavy heron]

well because merry andy doesn’t take away your hands in exchange for discards; burglar takes away your discards in exchange for hands

[sullen needle]

i think it would be very funny if full house finally got buffed but instead of increasing planet mult to +3 it increased planet chips to +35 (earth = +35 chips +2 mult)

[trim notch]

Why just... dont give per round

[primal epoch]

I JUST WASTED ALL MY DOUBLE TAGS ON A SINGLE TOP-UP 😭

AGHHHHHHH

[heavy heron]

bro that’s crazy

[tacit quail]

erm

[primal epoch]

I dont deserve this seed

[heavy heron]

5oak and full house almost same scaling

[trim notch]

Arent hand better, also, on gold stake u have 2 discard only, meanwhile burglar can give u 3 hands so is almost a positive trade

[heavy heron]

yes hands are better

[latent wigeon]

FINALLY!!!!

[heavy heron]

yeah i know it’s crazy

[latent wigeon]

ECO!!!

[acoustic kettle]

Things like the rick and rebate

[heavy heron]

burglar is basically 5 more cards of digging on gold stake

[primal epoch]

what happened to trib 🥺

[vocal rose]

because if it wasnt this way you'd end up with negative discards

and that brings up ALOT of issues and uncertainties

handsizes its

okay

[lost vault]

no purple seals though qwq

[trim notch]

[sullen needle]

+70 total chips vs +105 total chips but same chip scaling, so yeah :)

[heavy heron]

yea.. or rebate..

[trim notch]

Isnt the same aswell using ecto

[cobalt shoal]

Tbf, I actually like all of those blinds
On manacle, -1 hand isn't really that tedious plus I got both paint brush and palette so it would cancel out anyways
On serpent, I just discard one whenever I want to discard so I get more for less
And on psychic, if I'm playing a smaller hand, I usually have extra useless cards to put in and if they're not useless it means I have a better hand

[latent wigeon]

never got trib. got perkeo.
died cause no jokers or consumables after getting it (and got stuck with -20 money so couldnt buy anything.)

[trim notch]

U get negative hand size

[primal grotto]

Probably a good 40% of my gold stake wins have been from an early madness

[wanton oracle]

You can just say "discards cannot go above 0.
+3 Hands"

[trim notch]

But it isnt show

[heavy heron]

yeah the initial diff true

[primal epoch]

wait

burglar negates andy??

NOOO

[main torrent]

HOW does one get stuck on -20 cash lol

[primal epoch]

RUN IS DOOMED

[lost vault]

for some reason i find this funnu

[latent wigeon]

golden needle.

[heavy heron]

yup

[latent wigeon]

discards cost 1$

[ancient gyro]

judgment pull into andy negates burger mid round

[main torrent]

oh right....

[primal epoch]

I'm very intelligent

[main torrent]

the horrible golden needle

[heavy heron]

don’t worry it’s not as obvious as it looks

i get you

[latent wigeon]

this is why i constantly fail... i get stuck with -20 money and cant get out.

[primal grotto]

with some eternal miscellanea

[ancient gyro]

otherwise yeah

[vocal rose]

yes

you can

[wanton oracle]

Andy increases your discard count always, burglae removes all discard at the start of the round, they work differently

[primal epoch]

I thought that Andy would trigger after burger 😭

[heavy heron]

nooo HAHA

[latent wigeon]

recomendations?

i want to say death on the king or temperance... (Fool has hangman)

[heavy heron]

well what hand type are you going for?

[wanton oracle]

That allows burglar to be a passive. Not like i want that but its not hard to make these kind of jokers consistent

[heavy heron]

i think temperance oh my god

-14 dollars

[primal epoch]

in one fell swoop I ended the run entirely 😭 😭

unless I clutch up the big blind...

[latent wigeon]

currently pair. since i have enough mult and chips to get it in one so i can save my discords (and hopefull get a positive money.)

[heavy heron]

then you don’t need kings

temperance it is

[latent wigeon]

but nothings hard set

[vocal rose]

well NOTHING else does what burglar does

so im assuming because its so unique in that way

its made like that?

pure assumption there

[trim notch]

what ifff

We give it a reworkkk

[tacit quail]

rip to the free win run

trousers flop

[trim notch]

Who put that emoji

[tacit quail]

me

[trim notch]

[wanton oracle]

You can see it

[trim notch]

Bro lost on white stake

[buoyant bison]

double squimbo 💔

[latent wigeon]

hmm... photograph...

[trim notch]

iknow bro

is just was funny cuz the 100k xd

[buoyant bison]

oh

[trim notch]

red card

[tacit quail]

wee gaming

[trim notch]

[primal epoch]

WAIT

HOLD UP??

THERES HOPE

[buoyant bison]

use remaining hands to dig for 4oak 👍

[trim notch]

Talkin about burglar

[tacit quail]

chips maxing i am making so many 2 spades

[wanton oracle]

Take abstract

[vocal rose]

wee are gaming

[vocal rose]

no you take abstract

[primal epoch]

im pretty sure I started burger discussion with my smartness

[buoyant bison]

shhh it's plasma

[vocal rose]

slow it down

[tacit quail]

idc bro 3 and 0 are the same shit

[tacit quail]

No it aint

[wanton oracle]

Thats 6

[buoyant bison]

6 actuall

[long galleon]

i think im goinmg insane

[tacit quail]

remaining money

[buoyant ridge]

mr bones always in the last run to save the day lol

[long galleon]

i had an amber acorn boss blind on ante 7?

[wanton oracle]

Youd have 3 more dollars

[tacit quail]

yeh 3 and 0 are the same shit

[buoyant bison]

throwback gaming

[buoyant ridge]

and this was a pair run, mkaes things so easy

[wanton oracle]

Thats like x3 my bank account

[tacit quail]

3 dollars whats that do

[primal epoch]

ok I need advice

o balatro council, will blueprint work on burger

[wanton oracle]

It does

[primal epoch]

thank you

[tacit quail]

we HAVE +mult

[buoyant bison]

naneinf tech

[buoyant ridge]

also pairs give so much utility omg

[wanton oracle]

Thats xmult tho

[atomic trout]

All Eternal

[tacit quail]

also some +

[primal epoch]

and I just skipped my way into a cool $200 😎

[tacit quail]

goat

[primal epoch]

run saved?

lets go?

[wanton oracle]

Ur skipping too much

[vocal rose]

6

[tacit quail]

uck off perirent

[vocal rose]

oh my lord

you're GOING for c++

stop doing dumb choices

[tacit quail]

bro i needed +mult shits dying

[vocal rose]

you had ABSTRACT

[wanton oracle]

There was a perfectly good abstract

[tacit quail]

yeah im going for c++ this why i have cartomancer

abstract caps out 2 much

[vocal rose]

for the early game?

no it absolutely does not

[ancient gyro]

why didn't you say so
here #🕹・game-discussion message

[tacit quail]

at the time i needed chips

[wanton oracle]

Its better than eternal betrayer

[vocal rose]

no you didn't

[ancient gyro]

no you didn't lol

[serene forge]

abstract is tempo

[vocal rose]

early game mult is more valuable

lmao

[serene forge]

it's literally made for early game

[vocal rose]

you had wee

[serene forge]

take it

you need chips

or something

[vocal rose]

^

yeah

if you need chips

[tacit quail]

im not takin no rental

[serene forge]

but I thought chips were needed

you need the chips bro

go get chips

[ancient gyro]

you said you need chips

[serene forge]

scaling chips

[tacit quail]

we fine bro

[serene forge]

can't ever go wrong with scaling chips right

your efficient chip scaling method is right there

[wanton oracle]

"At the time" is round 2

[tacit quail]

yeh its round 9 rn

i play fast

[wanton oracle]

Ok dont forget to scale some chips

You need it

[tacit quail]

thas what i been doin

[ancient gyro]

so I've heard

[serene forge]

yeah can't forget about your chip scaling jokers

[tacit quail]

just copped

🔥

[primal epoch]

I've got this man

[vocal rose]

that misprint brings me upset

yes I know english

[terse vale]

[wanton oracle]

Nah hes fine he got chips

[vocal rose]

yeah focus up get those chips man

[tacit quail]

i jus did a 500 chip arrowhead

i got my chips now

[serene forge]

no you don't

you need more

[tacit quail]

true

scaling that wee

wee out here

ok 65k

moving now

what do

[vocal rose]

so you not taking rental perishable hack

but ur taking rental perishable supernova

[tacit quail]

its neg

free

i got money now i didnt then

[ancient gyro]

but its not chips

[wanton oracle]

"Im not taking no rental"

[tacit quail]

i played it wrong

[ancient gyro]

chips can do you no wrong

[vocal rose]

okay c++ deathless attempt 11

lets go

[ancient gyro]

quoted from th-

[primal epoch]

ohhh and I forgot to move blueprint

[wanton oracle]

Baron is not chips, dont take it

[tacit quail]

Truth

[ancient gyro]

what happened to the free win run 💔

[tacit quail]

Baron sucks

[ancient gyro]

attempt*

[vocal rose]

I died on the next run

and cried

[ancient gyro]

o

[wanton oracle]

Do you start with gold stake unlocked in each deck

[vocal rose]

yes

because I cannot be bothered

[latent wigeon]

egg.

[wanton oracle]

Invalid smh

[wanton oracle]

Bean helps to find good hands

[long galleon]

well hello there

[latent wigeon]

egg

[primal epoch]

you said it, jimbo

[latent wigeon]

yeah but egg.

[long galleon]

egg

[latent wigeon]

this is the one join i get.

egg.

[long galleon]

egg 🥚

[vocal rose]

hi

[latent wigeon]

[wanton oracle]

Sixth sense ig

[vocal rose]

this was going to be my move if faceless didnt show up

[tacit quail]

bro i accienaly high card the mouth

[latent wigeon]

dont be fooled. i will lose... but egg.

[long galleon]

bruh

[latent wigeon]

[wanton oracle]

Ah you didnt had enough chips

[ancient gyro]

not enough chips

[vocal rose]

wheres your chips?

[long galleon]

i then proceeded to die to the hook

[tacit quail]

its tru i didnt

50 vs 250

[ancient gyro]

that hack wouldve saved you

[vocal rose]

ohhhhh

I take this right

[safe moat]

Is this where I have to ditch a potential sticker and take the tribe for safety?

[wanton oracle]

Runner my favorite chips joker for pair builds

[tacit quail]

whys ur game bent

[vocal rose]

this isnt a pair build

[safe moat]

With bloodstone working at its best

[vocal rose]

so its

sorta weird

[safe moat]

It’s like 100000

I have no glass cards

[wanton oracle]

Runner is still good it scales really fast and you only need it to be like ~200

[tacit quail]

they call me Double unc

wtf gold seal me Now

[long galleon]

would yall say ghost deck is the most fun to play on?

[wanton oracle]

Youd want blue bruh

[ancient gyro]

ive marked abandoned as my favorite

[long galleon]

icl ive never played on abandoned

[wanton oracle]

I like painted and abandoned

Straight decks

[long galleon]

ive never played painted either lol

[ancient gyro]

missing out on peak

[long galleon]

tbf ive only got 60ish hours so far

[ancient gyro]

can play whatever u want

o

[long galleon]

should i give abandoned a go?

[vocal rose]

yes

[ancient gyro]

up to u

[wanton oracle]

Baron is absolutely essential in that build

[ancient gyro]

last sticker for my 5th c++

[primal epoch]

ok what deck do i play

[ancient gyro]

and yeah

black

[unborn cliff]

5TH?????????????????????????????

[unborn cliff]

plasma

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[long galleon]

icl black deck was a pain to beat

[ancient gyro]

understandable

[primal epoch]

haven't beat anything past black stake

[tacit quail]

ur mental

5

[wanton oracle]

Touch grass

[long galleon]

the only deck ive tajken past white stake is gold and thats so i can unlock the pther decks

yellow deck*

[primal epoch]

I still need a deck to play guys

[tacit quail]

white stake andies

i dont like this place

[wanton oracle]

Go blue

[primal epoch]

if you say so

[safe moat]

I think I need seltzer to survive here but i need more stickers

What do I do

[ancient gyro]

I've been

[wanton oracle]

1 less sticker is better than no stickers

[long galleon]

there is grass in only 1 photo there

[safe moat]

Which one do I discard of then

[pale wolf]

hi

[ancient gyro]

actually it's in all of them 😉

[ancient gyro]

bra

[wanton oracle]

Idk its your run

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[unborn cliff]

096

[tacit quail]

u know this run is going Nowhere

[safe moat]

Do I swap to sticker Micheal

[long galleon]

whos here straight up balatroing it

[ancient gyro]

i think thats the movie theater

[wanton oracle]

Maybe because you dont have any chips joker

[tacit quail]

True leme get one

[ancient gyro]

seltzer?

[primal epoch]

got nothing for jokers and died on ante 2

[safe moat]

No I need seltzer

[primal epoch]

T-T

[tacit quail]

got

[long galleon]

do i sell card sharp, buy riffraff and polychrome it for lols

[primal epoch]

yes

[safe moat]

Yes?

[ancient gyro]

idk current situation atm

[wanton oracle]

Full skip run on gold stake 🔥

[safe moat]

I’m about to win

[tacit quail]

i nearly did full skip run once

i was like 10k away

i envy to do it i really wanna

[safe moat]

This is my status of existence rn

[long galleon]

got enough 9s

?

[safe moat]

Yeah why?

[long galleon]

i might borrow some

[primal epoch]

chat this is a very important decision

which track do i switch to? (other than the main theme)

[wanton oracle]

Spectral pack theme

[primal epoch]

say less

[tacit quail]

this tha worst build the ante 6 boss blinds EVER seen

[primal epoch]

are you sure

[tacit quail]

tf super position doin 😭

[long galleon]

just accumulating negatives

[primal epoch]

run ended 5 seconds after taking this ss 😭

[primal epoch]

got him when I accidentally took top-up with 1 free slot and 4 double tags

[tacit quail]

YOUUUU know what time it is

[wanton oracle]

Dont forget to mention that you had merry andy with burglar

[primal epoch]

true, true

same run

I deserve a prize from localthunk for my smartitude

[wanton oracle]

How do you not have a sticker on family

[tacit quail]

ok skip run broke

[pale wolf]

anyone notice this or just me

[primal epoch]

unrelated but I wish this was on Spotify

[tacit quail]

never got it on a run where itd happen

[tacit quail]

Dropped the mp3 :sob

[primal epoch]

all tracks combined (so basically the og version)

[primal epoch]

all I got T-T

[vocal rose]

fibonacci is so good

[primal epoch]

I would pay mr thunk cold hard American money for that

[wanton oracle]

You can listen to mp3 on spotify

[primal epoch]

not on mobile you cant

[wanton oracle]

If its downloaded in your device you can

[primal epoch]

I've tried before

[wanton oracle]

I actively do it

[tacit quail]

arcana pack a1sb what we saying

14 dollar into big blind mhm thas the play

[wanton oracle]

Go to local files in your library

[foggy temple]

heyo! quick question, where can I find Balatro mods?

[primal epoch]

let me make a second attempt, I trust your judgment

[tacit quail]

modding general

[wanton oracle]

Their github page or nexus has it ig

[foggy temple]

I'm sorry, I feel silly asking but... uh, where is that? I'm not seeing it among the channels of this server

[vocal rose]

I mean

[tacit quail]

#⚙・modding-general

[vocal rose]

I take this right

[ancient gyro]

so empty

yeah

[foggy temple]

thnk you!

[tacit quail]

onyx agode says yeeeeeah run win

[vocal rose]

decided not to because its boring

[tacit quail]

i feel it

[lost vault]

am i cooked chat

[vocal rose]

this is the real decision maker

[tacit quail]

YAY 1$ reroll

[ancient gyro]

o

[vocal rose]

pairs are at level 6 rn

[lost vault]

no way, onyx F

[tacit quail]

actually free

[vocal rose]

im thinking trance

[tacit quail]

oyx my goat

[potent tree]

no way free econ generation?!

[ancient gyro]

arrowhead*

[tacit quail]

also my goat

[wanton oracle]

Ur getting plant 100%

[primal epoch]

@wanton oracle THANK YOU, YOU WERE RIGHT

[lost vault]

close call 😰

[tacit quail]

onyx my goat

[primal epoch]

I just had the setting turned off

😭

[wanton oracle]

Np

[primal epoch]

you're the goat

[lost vault]

anyway i can now see why certificate gets praise

[primal epoch]

may your spectrals be many and your violet vessels few

[vocal rose]

yep

[ancient gyro]

didn't get chips gotta restart the run

[vocal rose]

legit top 10 joker

what the fuck???

[lost vault]

purple seals are so goated

[ancient gyro]

me too

[wanton oracle]

My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery

[potent tree]

MORE FREE ECON?!

[vocal rose]

bro its SO BORING

oh my lord

[primal epoch]

it's funny, I muted the ingame music so I can play the same music

[potent tree]

<@&1133519078540185692> get em

[vocal rose]

I must stay with dagger...

[ancient gyro]

c++ no losses boring route

yeah

[craggy hearth]

Bam

[tacit quail]

go my bonus cards

[primal epoch]

W mods 💖

[potent tree]

w mod action

[vocal rose]

c++ no losses fun route

[ancient gyro]

if only

[tacit quail]

go my fire

[primal epoch]

wait this is incredible I can listen to any of my 164 .mp3 files on Spotify now

[wanton oracle]

I can give you a seed if you want fun, but its actually harder in orange stake

[primal epoch]

new joker idea: +.5 mult for every mp3 on your hard drive

[vocal rose]

no I want c++ deathless

[primal epoch]

"Mp3 Player"

this is a fire idea except for the many glaring flaws

[wanton oracle]

"Allow balatro to access your files"

Definitely wont backfire

[safe moat]

That might be a little stupid

[primal epoch]

hell yeah, jimbo can do whatever he wants as long as i get that sweet sweet +mult

[ancient gyro]

deathless++

[primal epoch]

sounds like RNG++

[potent tree]

ah i see. so if madness kills cartomancer cartomancer delivers a tarot from the grave.

[tacit quail]

man my mr bones had to die for 300 chips 😭 this some us govt typ shit

[primal epoch]

cartomancer ≈ necromancer, makes sense

[wanton oracle]

I see no chips joker there

[ancient gyro]

rng doesn't significantly determine whether you win or not

[tacit quail]

Joke got old like baby with wrinkles

Pressing r

[primal epoch]

sometimes the RNG really hates me though

[tacit quail]

New joke please

[wanton oracle]

Sure

[tacit quail]

He got his chips ❤️ Now he can live

[primal epoch]

waiter! more +chips please!

[maiden lily]

Beautiful

[tacit quail]

actually kind of goated pulls

[vague plank]

guys i gotta ask does blackboard still proc if some cards in ur hand are debuffed

[tidal pawn]

Wouldn't onyx agate be a better blueprint option?

[primal epoch]

wait hold up? this is fire?!

[tacit quail]

hand depended, didnt get full +35

[primal epoch]

no

[tidal pawn]

Ah alr

[primal epoch]

found that out earlier today

[tacit quail]

its pairs time

[ancient gyro]

yeah but that doesn't control the game to where ppl have gotten 90+ win streaks or c++ without losses

or to even half that amount

or a tenth

[primal epoch]

I'm just joking around, ik

[ancient gyro]

oh

💔

[primal epoch]

its all /lh

[eager jasper]

Why

[primal epoch]

join the dark side..

[ancient gyro]

its only lh if both parties consent

[vocal rose]

wdym why

hanging chad is very good

[primal epoch]

photochad claims another victim

[eager jasper]

But it's perishable

[vocal rose]

but you still get amazing value out of it

you have wee

[eager jasper]

I got the best combo, but at what cost?

[ancient gyro]

I don't see a problem here

[vocal rose]

no cost

[ancient gyro]

not the best 👅

[vocal rose]

like

none

[eager jasper]

Okau nerd

[ancient gyro]

I have a name

we cannot deadname not again

[primal epoch]

dont think I can type that 😭

[ancient gyro]

it came with your free iPhone

[primal epoch]

my huh

[potent tree]

well, that was a short lived run...picking up obelisk was not the play.

[primal epoch]

obelisk isn't always the play, but when it is, it is

[potent tree]

oh shop 1 wee...here we go again i guess

[vocal rose]

so many wees today

[lost vault]

obeisk shmobelisk

[primal epoch]

dude this stupid seltzer stole my negative tag

its literally ante 2 I DONT NEED YOU

[vocal rose]

so

what have we learned

negative tags are...

[primal epoch]

seltzer needs to go away

[vocal rose]

nope

[primal epoch]

...always a good idea!

[vocal rose]

nope as well

but you understand that

[primal epoch]

I cant not take them

[tranquil steppe]

Luchador coming in clutch for the dub

[primal epoch]

especially if its the small blind skip

[latent wigeon]

can... can i cry...

[shadow shore]

Photochad was a good idea but

It was too late

[tacit quail]

omg i can sticker diet cola

rip +4$

go my lv30 pair and supernova

-6 dollar but fire

[tranquil steppe]

That’s a great feeling. I was hoping to finally sticker luchador but alas stupid violet vessel

[tacit quail]

+1 now 124

[primal epoch]

hmmm, should i?

[tranquil steppe]

You’re hallucinating man

[primal epoch]

multed out of my mind

[tranquil steppe]

It’s that fuggin popcorn and ice cream

And the ramen

It’s all spiked

[serene forge]

photograph sucks

[primal epoch]

I feel like it might have been because I started eating the chips actually

😓

[primal epoch]

it was an honest mix-up

[tranquil steppe]

lol missed opportunity to have a bag of chips in this game

[primal epoch]

potato and poker both start with po

[tranquil steppe]

Now there’s an idea

[terse vale]

I hate photograph IF its not a straight build

[potent tree]

wee currently at 120 and trousers at 10, is it worth ankhing (i'm ditching erosion dw)

[terse vale]

although even then

[still raven]

RIP to my absolute best run so far

[serene forge]

no

[primal epoch]

potato chips: +50 chips, 1/8 chance of being destroyed after every blind

[frail storm]

How does anyone gold stake black deck. I have been trying to get a decent set up for the last couple of days and I am struggling

[serene forge]

wraith lol

you have 1 dollar

[still raven]

get really lucky

[primal epoch]

wait thats just worse icecream

[potent tree]

stuntman. instant sell

[tranquil steppe]

But also 1/8 chance of evolving into fries

[primal epoch]

ok nvm,

[lapis pumice]

thats not that good

+50 chips is like barely anything

[potent tree]

fork i'm running 4oaks with 2's...my ass is not gonna have stuntman making it impossible

[serene forge]

ok fair

[potent tree]

i get 170 from wee as it stands

and it will scale higher

[primal epoch]

potato chips: 1.5x chipmult (finally), disappears after 6 rounds (amount of letters in "potato")

[tranquil steppe]

People seem to love odd Todd

[safe moat]

Sigh

[tall tree]

stuntman sold is more money than you had

[latent wigeon]

question about castle.
is it like "the idol" or "ancient joker"?

[tall tree]

so win

[tacit quail]

this run kinda fire

[serene forge]

no

[primal epoch]

realized that lol

[frail storm]

So just skip over black deck for now and gold stake the rest then...

[ancient gyro]

sly is 50 chips and it's contributing 3/4 of your pair chips

[serene forge]

xchips is never happening

[lapis pumice]

odd todd can give you more than 50 and is retriggeable but this thing isn't and goes away on a 1/8 chance

[stark karma]

grimbo AND red card AND constellation? send him to the coal mines

[safe moat]

That’s funny

I like it

[tranquil steppe]

Do black first. Then the others are all easy

[ancient gyro]

mult:

[primal epoch]

hush, let me make up imaginary jokers in peace

[ancient gyro]

that's basically x chips

[serene forge]

idol

[ancient gyro]

cause you're multiplying the chips

[latent wigeon]

you sure?

[primal epoch]

ty

[safe moat]

Don’t lie to people

[stark karma]

xchips is really dumb lol

[tranquil steppe]

So what do fries do? X3 like cavendish?

[tacit quail]

just popped an ecto and a hiero

[frail storm]

I am going through in the listed order at the moment, just hit a wall with this deck

[tranquil steppe]

We need more evolution jokers

[primal epoch]

I feel like potato chips is in Cryptid alr

[tacit quail]

we SCALING it

[serene forge]

[stark karma]

mostly because it makes xmult dumber

chips and mult need to be different

mult is a multiplier

it can be affected

chips are a constant

[serene forge]

if you add xchips to the game then you just ruined the entire point of plasma deck

[manic minnow]

yeahhh i just got 200mil for the first time

[serene forge]

(which i would actually be on board with because that deck is fucking trash but you know what i mean)

[safe moat]

That’s not what plasma is?

[primal epoch]

Its already in a few mods

[tranquil steppe]

Unless they get halved by senor flint (I know that’s base chips)

[stark karma]

it's not trash ???

[safe moat]

Plasma is just built different

[serene forge]

if xchips existed then literally you'd use chips for all of plasma

there'd be absolutely zero point in using mult at all

[serene forge]

that's why they're mods

[primal epoch]

idk lol I was just trying to think up something unique for the concept of "potato chips food joker"

[heady narwhal]

most mods have new consumable types and i would definitely not want any new consumables in vanilla

[safe moat]

wait so how does that run the point of plasma

[primal epoch]

potato chips though

its perfect

[safe moat]

Like paint cards

[terse vale]

?

[ancient gyro]

making already big flat values bigger

[primal epoch]

potato chips

like poker chips

get it?

[terse vale]

balatro is already lowkey perfect so I don’t see how Xchips would add anything

[tranquil steppe]

Bazically perfect yes

[safe moat]

Just be variety

[terse vale]

I mean mult is just Xchips

[primal epoch]

okokok stop flaming me the xchips was just a fleeting thought

[safe moat]

You can only have so many idea s before you have to come up with a new concept

[heady narwhal]

the point of plasma is the tradeoff between chips (initially powerful but hard to scale over time) and mult (initially very weak but easier to get through vessel). with xchips there'd be no point in running mult ever and it'd be a very boring free win

[tall tree]

you posted an idea in a public space prepare to get turned inside out

[terse vale]

not flaming! just saying

[primal epoch]

hush, I can do anything

[safe moat]

Can you lift a 20 ton car

[primal epoch]

yep

with my industrial crane

[ancient gyro]

please say lh

[tall tree]

gantry or mobile crane

[primal epoch]

😭

do i seem serious

[terse vale]

🐎

did I do the horse thing right

[tranquil steppe]

I still think stuff needs to be reworded for simplicity. Like instead of “in your played hand” or “in your hand” just say in your hand for stuff you’re playing, and “on your bench” for stuff you aren’t playing

[primal epoch]

whatever gets the job done ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ancient gyro]

they call you doctor serious

[plain briar]

should i use double tag on the spectral tag?

[primal epoch]

they call me atmol too

[safe moat]

He has a phd in no funny business

[primal epoch]

yes

[safe moat]

Why

[primal epoch]

I flunked out of clown college for doing my taxes :(

[tacit quail]

Sad

[tranquil steppe]

Damb that’s rough

[tacit quail]

no xm

[ancient gyro]

chips*

[plain briar]

what else do i save my double tags for

negative joker?

[ancient gyro]

d6

[safe moat]

You just do?

[primal epoch]

my dog said the same thing

[plain briar]

whats d6

[fervent haven]

free rerolls

[ancient gyro]

d6 tag

rerolls start at 0

[plain briar]

oh so i can reroll a bunch?

[primal epoch]

I prefer to take the negatives

[plain briar]

this is my current lineup

[primal epoch]

take chances! make mistakes!

[primal epoch]

looks inside

photochad

[ancient gyro]

in anaglyphs case you can spend 15 dollars for 6 rerolls for basically two antes

oh

[plain briar]

roffe happy

[tranquil steppe]

Were you there with Arthur Fleck?

[primal epoch]

Definitely 100% yes

[tranquil steppe]

I won’t tell a soul

[primal epoch]

except for the 40000 other people in this server

[tranquil steppe]

They’re all part of the resistance

[primal epoch]

and kz87

I see you typing

[forest bramble]

Hi guys I'm about to complete C++, only stone joker left

I'm having so much trouble getting it, I'm rerolling the shop many times with one stone card in my deck to no avail, am I missing something? I've got 9 wins today without seeing that joker

[primal epoch]

RNG

[vocal rose]

get very high econ

that was my last joker for my first c++ too

[warm adder]

This is the farthest I ever went with Jokerless...

[safe moat]

You need to use a tower card to see him

[warm adder]

I'm about to do a Limp Biskit

||Break stuff||

[primal epoch]

that darn violet vessel

[safe moat]

Or add a stone card to your deck

[vocal rose]

no

you need a stone card in your deck

[safe moat]

Yes?

[primal epoch]

more like violent vessel, amirite?

[forest bramble]

Yeah I get that, I'm just frustrated atp, got a cool run where I was getting $50+ each round for the last three antes and still didn't see it

[primal epoch]

right guys?

[vocal rose]

that explanation implies that you CANNOT see stone joker if you find it from a standard pack

[primal epoch]

...

[vocal rose]

which is wrong

[safe moat]

Oh

[ancient gyro]

money increases the probability to find specific items

[frail storm]

bad decision? I couldn't say no to it ..

[ancient gyro]

also

[forest bramble]

how so

[vocal rose]

likely

[safe moat]

I said or adding a stone card

[vocal rose]

I saw that after I typed out my response

[pale wolf]

increases?

[tacit quail]

im mad

rtb and i had only 1 face left in the whole deck

[ancient gyro]

we slept at 2am

[tacit quail]

was going crazy with it

[fervent haven]

is it cheating if my game would crash trying to give myself a $2000 hand (reserved parking + mimes), so i instead use a console to spawn in the amount of money I wouldve earned?

[warm adder]

First time I thought "hey, I can actually win ts" and Violet Vessel goes "nope you ||dumb||"

[ancient gyro]

should've gotten chips

[vocal rose]

do what you think you should do

[frail storm]

Immediately didn't pan out well, no mult joker on my next pack and bad draws.. I am a little sad

[primal epoch]

we might have something cooking here...

[vocal rose]

theres no repercussions if you cheat in that money

[fervent haven]

going for a wr of sorts, but I want it to be seen as legit. But I also want to be able to do it without my computer crashing or taking a week per hand

[primal epoch]

you guys smellin what im stepping in?

[vocal rose]

then you cannot cheat in that money

[safe moat]

Shit

[vocal rose]

ass

[primal epoch]

face card build but yeah pretty much

[vocal rose]

but then again I don't know the specifics and rules to be added onto some random spreadsheet of WR holders

[plain briar]

should i get baron and if so what do i replace it with

[vocal rose]

so that'll be up to you to figure it out

[vocal rose]

sock

[primal epoch]

OH MY GOD FOIL BRAINSTORM MY LOVE

[plain briar]

will i still score enough?

[vocal rose]

will you?

[plain briar]

next blind is 35k

[vocal rose]

we don't know your high card level

[tacit quail]

41$ in ante 1 boss

[plain briar]

only lvl 4

[tacit quail]

i made it

[vocal rose]

id replace it, but still use photochad

[safe moat]

You’ll be fine

[vocal rose]

replace sock, use photochad

[ancient gyro]

well ig that counts as a chip joker

[plain briar]

okay

thanks

[vocal rose]

so that you can pivot into baron/mime

level up high card too

[pale wolf]

how would it take a week per hand

[plain briar]

what do i blueprint/brainstorm

[vocal rose]

if you want scoring photograph

money hanging chad

[fervent haven]

with a mid computer and a lot of jokers

reserved parking, mime, and big hand size = a ton of triggers

[pale wolf]

balatro isnt intensive

[ancient gyro]

don't think I'll hop on tonight

[pale wolf]

ah okey

[plain briar]

okay i still score plently

just got 6mil

cheerse

so is high card strat better than flush 5?

[fervent haven]

trust me, it''ll take a week per hand

[pale wolf]

it depends on what your goals are

[fervent haven]

I am breaking the game in a way that is disgusting (seeded run)

[dark cairn]

wow i actually managed to make loyalty card work for once in a high stake run

[plain briar]

score as high as possible

[fervent haven]

baron mime scales faster than anything else so yes

[ancient gyro]

0.5x game speed

[vocal rose]

so if you're going for a world record

[tacit quail]

ewo

[tranquil steppe]

For stone joker to pop up you have to have at least one stone card in your deck

[plain briar]

okay thanks

[vocal rose]

wouldn't a seeded run completely invalidate that?

[fervent haven]

512x game speed

[pale wolf]

then sure yes high card is much better

[fervent haven]

there are seeded wr's

[forest bramble]

yeah i know

[ancient gyro]

for what

[vocal rose]

whats the category

[plain briar]

just got soul do i gamble

[fervent haven]

👀

I'm just messing around rn, I still have a lot of planning to do

[vocal rose]

yeah you can get rid of chad

perkeo would be good

[vocal rose]

@fervent haven

[plain briar]

YES

PERKO

[pale wolf]

😑

[vocal rose]

nice

[fervent haven]

lolll

[slate vale]

Balatrodle Jan 15

Better than the first one D:

[vocal rose]

do you have telescope

[fervent haven]

I'm gatekeeping until I beat it

[plain briar]

no

[primal epoch]

chat i just got DNA

this is the run

[vocal rose]

no it was in regards to mine and @ancient gyro

what categories have seeded wr's

[primal epoch]

OHHHH WHEEL HIT ON DNA

THIS IS NASTY

[pale wolf]

speedrun categories have em

[vocal rose]

thats what I assumed

[pale wolf]

but i dont think thats what this sounds like

[vocal rose]

yeah

[fervent haven]

idk if I can share links

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RH7gxp0b6-XiC63Obcsnoo_1eF1LZerKYpiCmESiWDk/edit?gid=1485471033#gid=1485471033

[pale wolf]

lol yea

[ancient gyro]

ok

[fervent haven]

There are a ton of wr's that have seeded. But idk how up to date that spreadsheet is

[cobalt shoal]

Got my deck down to 32 while I had erosion cus it kept giving me the chance so I just kept taking it 😭

[primal epoch]

oh god wait I had no mult

[pale wolf]

its only as updated as its submitted to

[cobalt shoal]

On my least favorite deck no less

[primal epoch]

I was so excited to get DNA I sold my only mult joker (smiley)

[pale wolf]

there should be some body that monitors feats

[primal epoch]

ah well

balatro giveth and balatro taketh away

[royal ore]

medusa vs my 121 card deck

[primal epoch]

QN3GXZZU
this seed has potential

[plain briar]

im about to go against leaf what do i sell

[fervent haven]

whats your goal

[vague plank]

lets roll the die shall we

[fervent haven]

winning the ante or high score

[safe moat]

Dawg what the hell happened

[plain briar]

winning the ante

[safe moat]

Sell photo

[vague plank]

will cavvy break

[plain briar]

okay

[fervent haven]

sell perkeo then

[plain briar]

what

[fervent haven]

it doesnt score at all

[plain briar]

poor perko

used for 2 rounds only

[fervent haven]

but if you can survive without photo then go ahead

[plain briar]

idk if i can

what joker do i blueprint

gotta test whats the best

[primal epoch]

what

4 spaceman triggers in a row

why am I blessed with luck and cursed with stupidity

[vague plank]

cavvy got anointed

[fervent haven]

if you have decent kings in hand then blueprint brainstorm the baron

[plain briar]

i got 6

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[north smelt]

balatro + GTA San Andreas radio is so nice

[latent wigeon]

soo.... what do i replace...

[young token]

mega spectral pack with ankh and wraith gave me this

[ancient gyro]

context hat

[last geyser]

Omg

[plain briar]

for high card maximising i should go for steel cards right?

[last geyser]

I just had an amazing start on black deck gold stake and miss clicked and accidentally spent all my money on hieroglyph 😵‍💫

[latent wigeon]

FINALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[last geyser]

Nice!!

[latent wigeon]

question. is swearing against the rules/

?*

not swearing at someone.

[primal epoch]

im starting to see a pattern

[last geyser]

Idk

[nova junco]

Guys the profecy came true at last

[primal epoch]

jimbo gives me something and I squander it immediately

[latent wigeon]

better safe then sorry.

SCREW GOLDEN NEEDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cold siren]

Ah right
I've reached an impasse and need some second opinions here
The fortune teller is on 50 here
I'm gearing towards not getting the brainstorm here, but what would you guys think?

[teal peak]

lose pair

[latent wigeon]

whats your tarot joker at?

ok. what hand do you play and whats its level at?

lvl?

[cold siren]

It's my most reliable xmult though
I'm genuinely curious, what's your reasoning?

[latent wigeon]

i say get rid of tarot. dude

your score will double

[young token]

it is poly though

[latent wigeon]

oh! wait i didnt notie that... one sec

assuming you have mult on your cards

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 4

[latent wigeon]

remove the fortan teller

[wintry ice]

fuck it we ball

[latent wigeon]

if you dont have mult. you lose about 20k in score

if you have even 2 cards with mult. its better

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 3

[wispy coral]

I feel like if you just want to win - it's fine, if you're playing like glass or just want to play infinite mode - brainstorm

[native cape]

I wanna get a long run, what would be best deck to do that?

[wintry ice]

selling scaling mult often leads to death

[cold siren]

I have, mult for that matter, not holo
But the deck is not thinned enough to hit them reliably

[serene forge]

don't sell anything

i think

[latent wigeon]

id say do it

[wispy coral]

Yeah

[wintry ice]

eternal sock and scary is also precarious on painted

[potent tree]

i won't lie scaling wee and trousers at the same time proved rather...difficult.

[latent wigeon]

you dont lose too much from it and if you get more mult its activaly better

[serene forge]

kinda precarious in general

[wispy coral]

Both pair and fortune gives you more so if you don't have glass to copy sock - they are better

[primal epoch]

I dislike blue stake a lot

its mean to me

[wintry ice]

most people do

[primal epoch]

mr thunk I beg of you to rework

[mental tulip]

ok

[primal epoch]

ty mr thunk

[mental tulip]

np

[primal epoch]

summoned my stand lmao

[wispy coral]

🐴

[serene forge]

thunk you should buff bloodstone to be a 1 in 9.5 chance to grant 0.44x mult per heart card scored

[primal epoch]

ew decimals?

[serene forge]

ramen has decimals its fine

[minor portal]

at this very moment, a local thunk is spotted in the wild

[primal epoch]

he's been around all day

most community interaction I've seen from a dev

[last geyser]

Let’s gooo I finally beat black deck gold stake

[wispy coral]

Real

[nova matrix]

Guys

[wispy coral]

Goated behaviour

[potent tree]

coincidence? terraria 1.4.5 release date announced and thunk is active??

[nova matrix]

Check out my build

[wispy coral]

Looks inside

[primal epoch]

there was a guy complaining about how he cant get that you should find him and give him tips

[last geyser]

I think it was me

[primal epoch]

give yourself tips then

[last geyser]

I just beat it 🙃

[primal epoch]

congrats

now give me tips on how to be not stupid

[last geyser]

Why didn’t I get completionist+ trophy

[primal epoch]

I just killed 2 DNA runs back to back

[potent tree]

do a victory lap (another run)

[last geyser]

Whatt