🕹・game-discussion

[vocal matrix]

Sometimes I really hate this game so much (The other legendary was Canio)

[brave goblet]

Shouldn't have taken the tribe ong

[bleak blaze]

If I have space I usually just remove an econ joker and take the joker I need stickering

[slate vale]

C# user on the border of crying

[brave goblet]

A good build only needs about 3 jokers

[bleak blaze]

Truth

[brave goblet]

So the other two can be passengers

[tranquil cedar]

I read the tribe as the tube

[sand lily]

runner/shortcut/constellation is what I really need. but a gold sticker is a gold sticker

[grim thunder]

Xmult is for the weak

[slate vale]

Truth nuke

[brave goblet]

these three should be pretty easy wtf

[tranquil cedar]

kamikaze run

[brave goblet]

constellation is your vanilla xmulter, runner's a great chips guy, shortcut turns your run into a straights run (which because of how strong straights are, means your other 4 jokers can be passengers)

[sleek valley]

Decks beaten on gold stake
Checkered
Erratic
Anaglyph

In progress
Abandoned

What order should I do the rest in?

[brave goblet]

in order from left to right

[sand lily]

I'm gonna do it, screw loyalty card. you are getting a gold sticker and I am never using you again

[sleek valley]

Thats going to end up hitting black way before im ready for it.

[brave goblet]

better get the black out of the way and the others will feel easier by comparison

[bleak blaze]

Black Deck Gold Stake? You mean, government designed torture

[unborn onyx]

how do you beat antie one

hello

[brave goblet]

try playing a hand (this is essential to score)

[bleak blaze]

6 jokers is cool until you realize you need hands to score

[tranquil cedar]

remember to have cards in your deck

[slate vale]

False
Youuu
Huuuh

Yeah you're true

[sand lily]

I think we should use that on POWs for information extraction fr

[slate vale]

This is enough ?
-# Okay ill stop

[brave goblet]

You'd do pretty well if those were all glass instead

[slate vale]

Nah
Luckies

[crystal skiff]

guys can omen globe make the soul spawn as well in arcane pack

[stable owl]

What if you disable it
How small would it be

[slate vale]

It just spawns randombly

No need for globe

-# Arcana and spectrals only

[grim thunder]

"Disable" what?

[crystal skiff]

oh ok ty

[lilac meteor]

I lost when I had mr bones activated

how does it work

[slate vale]

Whuh
I rarely even get it in the shop D:

[lilac meteor]

around 90% of the score needed

mr bones killed itself

then the run ended

😔

[stable owl]

The boss blind

What if you disable ‘very big blind’

[naive lynx]

Should I do it

It's staring right at me

[stable owl]

Isn’t the banana free x3

[naive lynx]

Ye

[slate vale]

Were you on crimson heart ?

[naive lynx]

Kinda like the eco tho

If I do get the cavandish I'll get 3 million mult

[stable owl]

Don’t you have mail already

[naive lynx]

Ye eco from mail I mean

1 million mult without a five of a kind

[serene forge]

I hate Carp Sharp

[modern hemlock]

snag the egg lowkey

u don't need the x3

[wicked sequoia]

Mm yes knife value

[coral violet]

Can anyone tell my why/how this is considered a straight flush..?

[vocal rose]

a straight flush is considered a flush and a straight in one

remove that 7 and see if it changes

[stable owl]

That’s club mate

Not spade

[coral violet]

ahhh I see, it's because it contains both a flush AND a straight and since I have four fingers, both are kinda merged

cool logic

[vocal rose]

oh you don’t have high contrast

[vocal rose]

four fingers will make some weird combinations

gets even weirder with shortcut added on

[coral violet]

huh nice, hope this run turns out to be good then

cheers and thanks

[vocal rose]

if the order wasn’t perishable you’d be on a good run

tribe is not that good but four fingers util can make up for it

[coral violet]

I knowww

[last geyser]

Black deck is impossible bruh

[vocal rose]

it’s very hard

but feels way better when you win

[next garnet]

Black deck try not be utter garbage (impossible)

[last bolt]

how bad is this setup

[rugged bloom]

Thinking of recording some background game footage

what stake and what deck should i do it oin

[last bolt]

black on black

[rugged bloom]

that's a category on the hub

not sure if I even have black stake unlocked on black deck

what about gold stake plasma

[vocal rose]

erm

you got really good x mult

REALLY good

chips by stone cards

and hopefully some planet levels

u don’t need much +mult if you have that much x mult

and gift card econ

[last bolt]

hold on let me check it rq

25 chips and x5.5

[vocal rose]

18x with just blackboard and bbc

[last bolt]

excuse me what 😭

What could "bbc" mean here

[vocal rose]

baseball card

[last bolt]

oh

[vocal rose]

very known funny acronym

we all love bbc

[jade arch]

Is this a good setup?

[vocal rose]

yes

oh

no

why are you round 4 ante 3

you need some mult immediately

[last bolt]

I splooged

canio + pareidolia

[vocal rose]

they could still very possibly die

[jade arch]

And so I did

[last bolt]

true

[vocal rose]

low econ, no mult

[last bolt]

SON

😭

[vocal rose]

yeah

that was very expected

[jade arch]

Pareidolia came up in my shop and I stopped thinking

[vocal rose]

you indeed did

you skipped way too much too without proper resources to keep you alive

[last bolt]

Lovely (died next blind, it was The Needle)

[stable owl]

L money

[brisk bluff]

Im so cooked

[wanton oracle]

Can someone play and tell me what was inside the soul in ante 8 at the seed U8PZ38IG im too lazy to play it again

Also i took a hieroglyph so that can affect where you find it

Its also a fun seed

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pale wolf]

Not what I heard

[rugged bloom]

EGM9F3NS

look at this insane seed lol

[serene forge]

square joker green joker ante 2 looks good to me

[sand lily]

This will either go nuts or I will die VERY quickly

[vocal rose]

please get some mult

[sand lily]

Just need to get through this next round trust

[jade arch]

Infinite money glitch

[sand lily]

And I died the round after

[vocal rose]

bro

how

[sand lily]

No +mult 🙁

[serene forge]

couldn't see this coming at all

[vocal rose]

you had that TWO PAIR joker in the shop

you could’ve sold a vagabond 😭

[sand lily]

but funny

funny builds are funny

[vocal rose]

not ripping into you but

how is dying funny

[wanton oracle]

They patched that

[vocal rose]

I feel like 90% of bad decisions that lead to death are followed up with the response “the funny”

[hexed tendon]

How many red seal steel kings do I need to naninf

Like with the full setup

[wanton oracle]

Depends on your jokers

And deck

[hexed tendon]

The full burglar setup

[vocal rose]

44

[serene forge]

you need like 44 in hand or something

[sand lily]

correct

[vocal rose]

yes but im wondering why

[hexed tendon]

Can this naninf?

[vocal rose]

I have a feeling it’s mostly a cope (not talking about you specifically) to not get flamed further

[vocal rose]

no

[hexed tendon]

Because I have a burglar in the shop, and I have the serpent boss blind

[vocal rose]

you need more steels

[hexed tendon]

But no reroll vouchers

[vocal rose]

no retcon?

[wanton oracle]

How many jokers do you have

[vocal rose]

also do you have 4 copy jokers

[hexed tendon]

This run I have is perfect besides no boss rerolls

I even got the bean bug

Goin

[vocal rose]

oh

that changes things

what’s your hand size

[hexed tendon]

13

[vocal rose]

how many copy jokers do you have

[hexed tendon]

4

[vocal rose]

I don’t know the specific math behind it but you COULD potentially naneinf

since your handsize is good

[wanton oracle]

Do you have room for the burglar or do you have to sell something

[vocal rose]

I’d give it a go

[vocal rose]

likely

[hexed tendon]

I would have to sell dna for burglar

[vocal rose]

yeah you have room

I’d go for it

but you didn’t make enough steels

better to find a balance

[hexed tendon]

Yeah its still very early

Obly ante 19

[vocal rose]

wait

only ante 19

[hexed tendon]

I just wasnt expecting to see serp so easy

[vocal rose]

you CANNOT naneinf

you need to be ante 26

[hexed tendon]

Why

Why does it matter

[vocal rose]

you will score too much and win before you can get all of your hands

[hexed tendon]

Oh yeah true

[vocal rose]

you need to be ante 26

[white forge]

What a pack

[vocal rose]

this is why context matters

you have ALOT of time

start making steels

and take voucher skips

[hexed tendon]

Yeah thats what im workin on

Ill be back with results

[foggy yew]

1 left

Obelisk

[wanton oracle]

Gl

[hexed tendon]

Since I did the bean bug

Can I take a second ecto

[vocal rose]

yes

do you have the handsize vouchers too

[lapis blade]

Can this be saved

[vocal rose]

do you have glass cards?

[hexed tendon]

Yeah both hand size

[lapis blade]

Nope

[vocal rose]

I was about to say if you didn’t and found them you could take 3

[hexed tendon]

Is skipping for a spectral pack with a double tag worth?

[vocal rose]

no

[wanton oracle]

Whats the constellation Xmult

[modest snow]

probably not

[vocal rose]

save that for voucher skips

[vocal rose]

then no

you lose

[lapis blade]

2.8

[vocal rose]

you NEED to make glass cards that aren’t face cards if you’re doing photochad

it’s the counter to the plant

[lapis blade]

There was one justice in the entire seed

[wanton oracle]

Well you can try your highest leveled hand

Thats it

[vocal rose]

I can guarantee you there was more “in the entire seed”

[lapis blade]

Ok from what I found in packs

I opened most of them

[foggy yew]

Controversial (?) opinion here, Castle is A tier in gold stake

[wanton oracle]

You have 4$ in ante 7 its not strange you didnt find much

[vocal rose]

that seems like you’re likely not blocking tarots efficiently or not spending enough rolls with the money you’re able to pull in

[normal jackal]

Is this a 50/50 ectoplasm will hit hologram? Everything negative except hologram and invisible joker. Any mechanic stopping it from hitting invis? Or should I just pray

[vocal rose]

save scum and check

[lapis blade]

Wait this might be possible to save

[wanton oracle]

50/50

[normal jackal]

Lmaoooo I was thinking about saving good call

[lapis blade]

I did a full house and got 25k with 3 hands left

[foggy yew]

Best negative EVER !

[hexed tendon]

Can I take petroglyph voucher?

Or will the -1 hand size matter

[wanton oracle]

Petroglyph reduces your discard

Not hand sizr

[hexed tendon]

-1 hand*

i meant the first one

Hieroglyph

[shell dagger]

Yes take it

[hexed tendon]

It may be over…

[wanton oracle]

Bruh what happened

[wanton oracle]

You have 1700 dollars youre gonna find a luchador

[fringe crest]

guys crazy idea

gold stake every legendary exept for trib

then every run reset for trib

freee win

at end

sell trib

[wanton oracle]

Id rather have canio

[ivory bridge]

Guys what do i do?help pls

[ivory bridge]

The egg is at 17$ and im trying to invest more

[wanton oracle]

Whats your hand levels and fortune teller

[mental tulip]

hey gamers

[shell dagger]

wassup

[ivory bridge]

Teller us +8

[unborn cliff]

holy shit its localthunk

[ripe lantern]

john balatro himself

[unborn cliff]

its him... its the guy

[wanton oracle]

Thats ass you can replace it

[ivory bridge]

All are level 1 but two pair is level 2 got decrease bcs of a boss

[hidden lance]

it would usually be hit the road but thats literally my best joker

[unborn cliff]

kill teller for bp

[mental tulip]

I'm drawing a new food joker right now

[ivory bridge]

Im tryinh to make it more tho

[mental tulip]

it's delectable

[unborn cliff]

what food is it

[hidden lance]

fajitas

[unborn cliff]

jacksfilms

[ivory bridge]

Shawarma

[mental tulip]

I aint telling

[ivory bridge]

Wait thats the real localthunk

[mental tulip]

it me

[unborn cliff]

please localthunk we need leaks

[wanton oracle]

Its john balatro

[ivory bridge]

Yo add me to the game

[unborn cliff]

we are starving

we are the balatrolings, feed us!

[mental tulip]

I already did

[ivory bridge]

LETSS GOOOO

[mental tulip]

[unborn cliff]

congratulations

[mental tulip]

^ you

[unborn cliff]

oh yeah thunk i dont think ive asked anyone

what ever happened to the ask thunk channel

or whatever its called

[hexed tendon]

It took about 900 bucks but I did get that luchador

[pearl portal]

hey mr. localthunk, i have a question for you

the driver's license joker, in the lore is it a canadian license or american? it was a class C and that is not the standard license americans get (license D)

[unreal iron]

canadian

[unborn cliff]

"lore" son its a silly card game

[ivory bridge]

Can you make a portait mode for phone i hate playing on landscape

[pearl portal]

🤣

[mental tulip]

wait why are you answering

[unreal iron]

what

[mental tulip]

you know something I dont?

[unreal iron]

uhhhhhhh

[ivory bridge]

We know you more than you do

[unreal iron]

yeah?

[heavy heron]

baron 🙄

[wanton oracle]

We know you stole the game from him

[mental tulip]

damn

caught

[ivory bridge]

Pls add portait mode to phone i beg you 😭😭

[mental tulip]

no

[heavy heron]

hey ain’t this that guy who stole the balatro game

[pearl portal]

give it back that wasn't very nice 🤣

[ivory bridge]

Cant play it on landscape

[unborn cliff]

localthunk can we have one small gameplay leak for the update🥺🥺🥺 please sir just 1 mechanic

[ivory bridge]

[mental tulip]

I just told you I'm making a food joker rn

[unborn cliff]

right

[heavy heron]

can it be sushi

i love sushi

[ivory bridge]

Its not like there is planty of food already 😭😭

[pearl portal]

what is the answer to this 🙏

[fading dome]

We were wondering earlier, is Seltzer a food joker or nah?

[unborn cliff]

localthunk please add xchips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mental tulip]

seltzer is food yes

[unborn cliff]

slash j

[wanton oracle]

Can we learn how many new jokers will be added

[hidden lance]

thats what the multiplier js for

[hexed tendon]

Funny, I get the Director’s Cut voucher right after I beat the plant because of a luchador

[mental tulip]

Mult: am I a joke to u

[unborn cliff]

🤯

[pearl portal]

did we get an answer on this 🙏

[mental tulip]

no you did not

[pearl portal]

😢

[unborn cliff]

oh oh my turn for a question

[pearl portal]

i guess we'll never know

[unreal iron]

isnt rtb based off of a canadian bus stop sign

[mental tulip]

yes

[unreal iron]

i'd assume the same goes for license

[mental tulip]

no

[wanton oracle]

Yo localthunk who is joseph j. joker

[mental tulip]

you assume but that aint fact

[ivory bridge]

Can u add a joker of my dog?

[unreal iron]

ohhh

[pearl portal]

this is why we ask questions

[mental tulip]

as long as you don't answer questions you don't know the answer to 🙂

[unborn cliff]

localthunk will your new favorite joker be one in the update or will it remain as one of the jokers in the current version

[mental tulip]

how the heck would I know

[unreal iron]

localthunk are you fond of the species of seals

[fading dome]

Anyway hope drawing the new jokers is going well in the big 26

[mental tulip]

It is!

[unborn cliff]

you made the game man... you know what youre adding....

[mental tulip]

it's fun

[heavy heron]

lovathunk pls nerf luchador he counters verdant leaf too easily

[wanton oracle]

Its not like you can know that before playing

[mental tulip]

I feel like I could draw like 1000 more jokers, they just take a long time is all

[unborn cliff]

localthunk can you please remove the arm the flint the eye the needle the ox and the plant please 🙏

[mental tulip]

the effects on the other hand

[unborn cliff]

slash jay x2

[ivory bridge]

Nuke every boss pls

[heavy heron]

you draw them all yourself?

[wanton oracle]

Oh is there gonna be more boss blinds in new update

[pale wolf]

hi thunk

[mental tulip]

I do yes

[unborn cliff]

excluding vagabond and i think 1 more

[heavy heron]

woah

[mental tulip]

I like drawing them

[wanton oracle]

Thats not used

[unborn cliff]

yeah

[wanton oracle]

Or will it?

[unborn cliff]

lets just say.... i thunk it

heh

[pale wolf]

I have a pretty pertinent question which is will there still be Jokers in balatro after the next update

[unreal iron]

repeating my question

[surreal pier]

Omg a Thunk on this local

[mental tulip]

idk I don't play/look at mods

[ivory bridge]

Ban him localthunk

[unreal iron]

no as in the animal

seals

[unborn cliff]

no thunk is gonna add 1 boss and nerf all the existing jokers for endless

[mental tulip]

what is that question

[surreal pier]

I was gonna ask somethning random but i forgot completely

[pale wolf]

The animal seal

[unreal iron]

i dont know i might as well ask?

[mental tulip]

which species

[unborn cliff]

do you like seals (animal)

[unreal iron]

^^

[surreal pier]

Not even to thunk it was an overall question

[mental tulip]

I like harbour seals

[ivory bridge]

Can u add a dolphin ,i love dolphins

[mental tulip]

I used to live on a little island in BC and there were these silly harbour seals there

[unborn cliff]

what would its effect be

[mental tulip]

they liked to hang out on the log flotillas in the bay

they vibed

[unreal iron]

waow

[ivory bridge]

1 in 3 chance to give u 10$ each round

[hidden lance]

penguin documentaries manipulated a generation into thinking seals were evil when they are just swimming dogs

[trim notch]

Guess the level of the highcard

Sigma

[heavy heron]

are you seal-ious

[wanton oracle]

Thunk i have a question
Even steven or odd todd?

[willow frost]

1 in 4 chance to be smarter than the player

[surreal pier]

Thunk how do u feel about the suggestions forum?
Mostly if it sucks or nah

[mental tulip]

also there were sea lions there too

[pale wolf]

NOT SEALS! 🦓

[heavy heron]

it's always "thunk i have a question" and never "thunk what's your question for me"

🙄

[trim notch]

Why are you a dev

Who r u

[surreal pier]

True

[mental tulip]

I did a hike called the West Coast Trail this summer and you walk past a bunch of sea lion colonies. They're real loud and smelly

[trim notch]

[mental tulip]

but they still vibe

[surreal pier]

Thunk what's your question for us

[willow frost]

how much money would it take for you to add a random sheet suggestion into the game

[ivory bridge]

Is there new decks and new challenge?also when the update coming out early 2026?

[trim notch]

Brooo

let him be

mysterious

[heavy heron]

he's just a man

[mental tulip]

it's out when it's out

[trim notch]

why he got yellow name

[ivory bridge]

Nuh uh

[trim notch]

He ain't special 🤣🤣

[trim notch]

[pale wolf]

dev eloper

[heavy heron]

actually, it's out when you draw all 1000 jokers that are coming, all by yourself

[unborn cliff]

localthunk please notice me

[willow frost]

1001 when i get there

[heavy heron]

1001 when he finally adds my sushi joker

[trim notch]

Cool

Now my color name chang3d

[wanton oracle]

Also there is a huge mistake in the game thats making it UNPLAYABLE
even steven is number 39 on the joker collection while odd todd is number 40
Can you please fix this game breaking mistake in the update

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[unborn cliff]

hi hornet meet localthunk

[serene forge]

oh

[surreal pier]

I love Bloodtone

[serene forge]

holy hell

[fading dome]

Still exists, but no longer accessible to the public. Bit unfortunate since there's quite some interesting stuff in there ngl

[unborn cliff]

john poker himself is in chat

[trim notch]

Hey todoroki this is my mom, mom this is my todoroki

[unborn cliff]

aw man

[pale wolf]

"i hate spiders" said fork to god

[unborn cliff]

??

[serene forge]

what

[trim notch]

Add a spider joker that has 1/4 for every card on ur played hand to give either a seal or an enhancement

[heavy heron]

localthunk i found this at the mall it looks like they're copying your popular "the fool" tarot from your hit game balatro, should i sue them

[mental tulip]

the food joker is complete

fun fact

[surreal pier]

Will it be xmult or smth different entirely?

[fading dome]

Tarot cards are based on the rider-waite tarot set

[unborn cliff]

can you describe what it tastes like

[pale wolf]

Exodia for food

[heavy heron]

no i know dw LOOLL

[pale wolf]

cornucopia

[unborn cliff]

thats michel and cavendish

IDIOT.

[mental tulip]

the reason I chose Tarot cards is they became public domain in like 2022(?) so I thought it'd be cool to add them as items in a game

[surreal pier]

Would be funny if there were the exodia jokers

assemble all 5 and you win instantly, like ante 8 beats itself in front of you

[mental tulip]

that's around when I started dev

[wanton oracle]

What were ur other ideas

[heavy heron]

that's actually quite recent that it became public domain wow

[ivory bridge]

Im public domain can u add me

[fading dome]

my bad lol

[heavy heron]

crazy

[hidden lance]

hmm today i learned the hard way that the plant indeed work on htr

[surreal pier]

Tarot cards had an owner?

[trim notch]

I guess brro

[foggy yew]

It was a sweet run... almost...

[unborn cliff]

cant wait to see 17 different balatro youtubers talk about this in their next short

[trim notch]

Jojo

[pale wolf]

I'm assuming the specific set of tarot cards that got fairly popular

[mental tulip]

yeah the most popular deck is the rider-waite deck

[trim notch]

Balatro youtubers are seeing this chat in silence for more content

[mental tulip]

the art on that deck in particular entered public domain

[trim notch]

[surreal pier]

Oh damn, I wonder how Isaac was allowed to use it?

[unborn cliff]

quick everybody ping balatroze

[surreal pier]

OH I see

[mental tulip]

they didn't base the art on the rider waite cards

[trim notch]

@balatroze

[mental tulip]

I did

[fading dome]

Not this guy please

[wanton oracle]

Im forwarding this because its extremely important

[surreal pier]

Thunk give us another fun fact of ur preference

[magic pewter]

oh hi localthunk!

[trim notch]

Why yall glazing localthunk

isnt he like

A person

[surreal pier]

Idk it's fun to ask the dev questions

[trim notch]

[ivory bridge]

Can u add a vouxher that i can select 6 card to play and unlock new poker hands

[surreal pier]

Ye he's a person

[unborn cliff]

the dev tends to know more about the game than youtube shorts slop youtubers

[trim notch]

Cryptid mod

[trim notch]

iknow

[ivory bridge]

What?

[surreal pier]

If someone I deemed interesting was up to it i'd ask questions as well

[unborn cliff]

endless mode voucher

[trim notch]

is just funny how they are only talking hto him

[mental tulip]

I saw one of those fun facts about balatro youtube videos

[trim notch]

[pale wolf]

i miss thunk chat

[mental tulip]

and like half of that shit was made up

[trim notch]

i loce you

[unborn cliff]

well yeah i can talk to people here any time

[magic pewter]

no way 🥀😭

[unborn cliff]

i have literally never seen thunk in chat before

[surreal pier]

Oh my 😭

[trim notch]

I saw trunk on brawlstars

[last geyser]

Is this worth taking

[trim notch]

[last geyser]

Considering I have half joker

Eternal

[trim notch]

No

[heavy heron]

can you name one you heard

[last geyser]

Aight

[unborn cliff]

i heard bus is based off of a sign in your neighborhood and not just a sign in canada did they just make that up

[trim notch]

Depends

[pale wolf]

no that was a tweet

[trim notch]

U got 6 jokers space, u can play with 5 only tho

[pale wolf]

That's real

[fading dome]

Some of those vids are really bad, some of them are alright. Depends on who made it tbh

[unborn cliff]

thankls zebra

[surreal pier]

Thunk is Balatro gonna get a 6th Legendary Joker?

[mental tulip]

nah I'm not pulling it up again. I just remember thinking they were making things up

oh I remember one

[unborn cliff]

balatroze talking about literally anything

[pale wolf]

hey thunk, I've always wanted to ask you about the background of superposition

[mental tulip]

that 'I based the business card on the scene from American Psycho'

that's not true

[surreal pier]

would be funny if it was a 50/50 joker or smth

[mental tulip]

I didn't know about that scene until after

[pale wolf]

no way

[surreal pier]

Or go wilder on the idea of superposition

[heavy heron]

interesting...

first impressions

[wanton oracle]

The thumbnail is true tho

[heavy heron]

i wonder where they get that info from

[mental tulip]

their brain

[heavy heron]

did they ask chatgpt

[trim notch]

fortnite vbucks clickbait

[surreal pier]

Like imagine a blueprint that copied any RANDOM Joker (Out of the 151)
You wouldn't know what it's copying until you play the hand

[fading dome]

Nah that guy just regularly doesn't give credit to the things he uses or says in the video

[pale wolf]

sort of the same point as the original scene from American psycho, the fact that all business cards look the same

[heavy heron]

don't you need one first though? 🤣

joke

[unborn cliff]

"chatgpt make me some bullshit"

[wintry ice]

clickbait youtubers be like man i love making shit up

[ivory bridge]

Im scared dude wish me luck

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

you got this

[trim notch]

I asked chat gpt what jojers give mult for discard bc he told me there was one that did that and he writed for 10 minutes straight, and ended saying glutonous

[pale wolf]

don't use AI :)

[unborn cliff]

"did you know? baseball card is actually based off of a photo that localthunk's father took of him when he played baseball when he was 9!"

[trim notch]

Meta AI my bad

[heavy heron]

GLUTTUONOUS

if you discard for clubs, you get mult ❤️

[white trellis]

chatgpt is not to be trusted in any matters on specifics of videogames

[heavy heron]

i'm sure that's what it meant

[trim notch]

It was funny

[white trellis]

meta ai even less so

[heavy heron]

oh there's no way anything in here is accurate

i can't believe i haven't heard of balatroze until now

[mental tulip]

just consider those videos fan fiction

not real

[pale wolf]

it's slop content

[surreal pier]

"Once upon a time, Jimbo... idk Jimbo Jimbo lore Jimbo squared"

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLLL

[unborn cliff]

localthunk can you please fix the bug with canio where the hanged man tarot card does not appear after getting a canio

[pale wolf]

It's basically the watch mojo of balatro

[heavy heron]

(waits until 8 min mark is filled for ad rev)

[surreal pier]

are Even Steven and Odd Tod related?

Like brothers, cousins, etc

[mental tulip]

they're cards in a video game

[wintry ice]

jarvis, manufacture a soulless video on one of the most unique games ever made

[patent sail]

what boss hurts obelisk the most? very important question

[trim notch]

My bad he didnt said that

[heavy heron]

yea... fan fiction.. or smth

[pale wolf]

I heard that they were actually plushies in a real life

[ivory bridge]

I messed up g what do i do

[trim notch]

He said "Jokerstoker"

[surreal pier]

Oh my

[heavy heron]

what's your hand type

that you're going for

uh oh you might be cooked

[trim notch]

Straights k guess

[wintry ice]

i'm on a roll

[ivory bridge]

Game over g

[trim notch]

SELL EGG AND GET ANOTHER BP ON JUDGEMENTT

[surreal pier]

is this fancy display thing a mod?

[pale wolf]

yes

[heavy heron]

it's alright, try again

[surreal pier]

a

[trim notch]

Yes

[ivory bridge]

Localthunk can u remove violet vessel

[heavy heron]

i thought those arrows were actually part of the game

that'd be pretty funny

[trim notch]

Me too

[wanton oracle]

Thunk wheres the address on mail in rebate

[unborn cliff]

remove ante 8

[surreal pier]

lol

[heavy heron]

remove antes

[mental tulip]

google it

[trim notch]

Remove

[wintry ice]

yeah

jokerdisplay

[modern panther]

Pairmaxxing, anyone?

[trim notch]

Why didnt yall said nothing abt my high card level.... 💔💔

[ivory bridge]

Can u remove violet vessel pls 💔

[trim notch]

Is that seeded

[unborn cliff]

localthunk can you nerf endless scaling ever so slightly so that the scoring breaks on ante 40 instead of 39 so that the true final ante of endless is a finisher blind

[trim notch]

Boo

[heavy heron]

"Its Jerry Seinfelds apartment in the show."

[surreal pier]

This is peak

[wintry ice]

thunk can boots be useful

[heavy heron]

according to reddit

(the rebate address)

[modern panther]

Yes. It's Roffle's "5 copies of Perkeo" seed

[unborn cliff]

THINK ABOUT IT AS WELL.

[trim notch]

Now put the fool on a truck and call it localtruck

[patent sail]

hi localthunk can you fix a bug where the plant boss appears in runs

its not supposed to do that

[unborn cliff]

5 finisher blinds... 1 finisher blind per 8 antes... 40 / 8 = 5

[surreal pier]

Will there be new card mechanics this update?

[trim notch]

Job enhancement sents u to work instead of play

[wild merlin]

is canio good here?

[heavy heron]

he'll be buffing throwback to 25x per skip is what i heard

[surreal pier]

I have to begin working tomorrow 😔

[trim notch]

Just break faces

[wild merlin]

ok

how

[pale wolf]

you aren't getting information out of thunk

[trim notch]

[patent sail]

hanged man?

[wild merlin]

ohh

[wanton oracle]

Its good everywhere

[heavy heron]

canio is generally good..... if you can find a lil hanged man

[pale wolf]

he's airtight

[unborn cliff]

alright, bring out the bat.

[patent sail]

or glass i guess

[mental tulip]

imagine the 1.1 update was just 1000 more quips from Jimbo insulting you for losing, that's all

hmmmm

[heavy heron]

OH DUDE

YES

dude i've always thought

how little

unique dialogue there are

for when you die

or win

[trim notch]

U remembered me a run thst gave me like 10 hanged in 2-3 antes

[surreal pier]

Would be cool if he could react a bit to your build

[pale wolf]

one thing deconfirmed

[last geyser]

Could this be the run I finally win

[wanton oracle]

Dont give thunk ideas

[surreal pier]

Like if you have all 5 legendaries he insults your skill but compliments your luck

[unborn cliff]

"baron, mime, again? fucking uncreative loser..."

[surreal pier]

Or silly stuff

[wintry ice]

high level content

[trim notch]

Make jimbo call u a femboy if u lose

[heavy heron]

can you add a line that's like "that seed was winnable, you're the problem"

[surreal pier]

"Photochad isn't required to win, y'know"

[unborn cliff]

i know a few people that would love this

[heavy heron]

FUCK

[ancient gyro]

maybe that's what will empty my wallet this year

[trim notch]

there's a guy who loves femboy and talks sometimes here

[heavy heron]

"maybe skip the baron next time"

[unborn cliff]

"dude, you had X dollars... you need money to win..."

[heavy heron]

"you've played ___ hours and still lost"

[pale wolf]

what

[trim notch]

if u had that little money how did u even bought the game

[last geyser]

Is photo good here ?

[mental tulip]

"If I had arms I'd touch grass, what's your excuse?"

[wild merlin]

would immolate work?

[pale wolf]

could be

[ancient gyro]

1.1 on pc

[unborn cliff]

photo is always good

[wild merlin]

or not

[last geyser]

Aight

[surreal pier]

"Buy Investment classes, you suck"

• If you never reached the Interest cap inthe run

[trim notch]

make 1/100 chance so teto appears instead of jimbo

[wanton oracle]

You did if i had arms thing before be creative smh

[trim notch]

[pale wolf]

what do you mean empty your wallet

[unborn cliff]

what if we had an ingame playtime counter and jimbo said something different depending on how much time you have

[unborn cliff]

i like this addition.

[pale wolf]

it's like 20 bucks

[ancient gyro]

im currently in debt

[pale wolf]

ok fair

[ancient gyro]

just graduated yk

[surreal pier]

"If i had legs i'd do a sport" or smth idk

[pale wolf]

use wraith

[trim notch]

Peak update

[fading dome]

student loans n all that

[heavy heron]

credit card?

[wild merlin]

would immolate work?

[latent egret]

Ox incoming:!!!!

[patent sail]

i guess so, yes

[last geyser]

Would it be stupid to take this over mail in rebate ???

[surreal pier]

Goddamn I was gonna ask the perfect thing but forgot

[mental tulip]

kk later gamers

[lost vault]

jokeing it

[heavy heron]

do you have a lot of lucky cards

[mental tulip]

I have to pay some bills

[trim notch]

Are u using lucky

[lost vault]

hai thunk

[mental tulip]

and keep drawing jokers

[ancient gyro]

later bbg

[lost vault]

goodbye thunk

[trim notch]

Four ahore bro

[lost vault]

meow

[last geyser]

I have 5

[heavy heron]

make sure to skip the wraith

[last geyser]

I have 5

[unborn cliff]

bye thunk see you in 6 months

[surreal pier]

Draw a joker with a gun

[fading dome]

Don't take it man

[ancient gyro]

stay beautiful thunky

[pale wolf]

confirmed

[surreal pier]

And have that joker be green haired

and be fighting a bat

[trim notch]

I would skip dice

[fading dome]

Can't believe we got another food joker confirmed smh

[ancient gyro]

instead of painting we're drawing 🗣️

[last geyser]

Hmm ok

[ancient gyro]

hmmm

[heavy heron]

you're what

[pale wolf]

did we

[mental tulip]

new food joker 100% confirmed

guaranteed

[wintry ice]

easy videogame

[heavy heron]

sushi.. hehe..

[lost vault]

.^.

[lost vault]

is it tasty

[fading dome]

Thunk said he just finished drawing it

[mental tulip]

true

[pale wolf]

ok sick it's pizza

[heavy heron]

mm 🤤

[ancient gyro]

ive always wanted some pizza for my remaining consumables, it's always nice to see that pizza gets its repperonis

don't forget to drink some water thunk

[fading dome]

It'll obviously be haggis what are you talking about

[pale wolf]

ironically, I think this is also the first guarantee that we have that there will be new Jokers at all

[unborn cliff]

pizza box (joker) - +1 joker slot (lasts 5 rounds, destroys random joker upon perishing)

[wanton oracle]

Thats useless

[unborn cliff]

yeah

[fading dome]

why would it even destroy a random joker when perishing lol

[wintry ice]

joker slot

[pale wolf]

like dagger but worse

[unborn cliff]

from a gameplay perspectinve to prevent going 6/5

[ancient gyro]

pizza
+8 consumable slots -1 per consumable used

[unborn cliff]

and i GUESS to balance it

[mental tulip]

Plenty of water in my coffee

[unborn cliff]

tuff

[wanton oracle]

Ig more temperance value so not completely useless but you get the idea

[ancient gyro]

close enough

[wintry ice]

in either case that's better than going

[ancient gyro]

just don't hurt your eyes from dehydration

[wanton oracle]

Ok the food joker is coffee

Confirmed

[trim notch]

if u are localthunk, there's a Internethunk?

[pale wolf]

global thunk

[trim notch]

lesbianthunk

[wanton oracle]

Globalthunk is the friends we made along the way

[trim notch]

Triple t

Tunk thunk thunk sajur

[wintry ice]

is there a specific rank i should make a chariot

[ancient gyro]

queens

[trim notch]

queens

[latent egret]

queens

[trim notch]

broo

We have the same brain

[latent egret]

everything else matters a lot less

[pale wolf]

i go diamonds first here

[ancient gyro]

otherwise, 8s or jacks

[pale wolf]

they're too far from Queens

[knotty bone]

Guys, do you think I should buy the egg?

[trim notch]

yea

[ancient gyro]

i go clubs

[trim notch]

I go naneinf

[ancient gyro]

diamonds are a light suit

that's a no no

[pale wolf]

I'm not doing blackboard with stm

lol

[ancient gyro]

let me find some ss

[wanton oracle]

You can reorder in your hand thats not required

[pale wolf]

It's just for ease

[ancient gyro]

something something low risk high reward speculation

[tranquil steppe]

For the lulz

[trim notch]

Yay

I have 6 discord badges

[unborn cliff]

6

or 7

[dreamy basalt]

I am so fucking washed at this game it makes me sad

[ancient gyro]

that was fast

[tranquil steppe]

Get swashed

[ancient gyro]

my eyes are on fire

thx

[lost vault]

am i a good boy

oops wrong chat

[acoustic arrow]

Hey localthunk, off topic question, how is life going after these years of success and economic liberty? Are you satisfied with all these things? What about stress after all that process of game release?

[cloud sinew]

hi skinky

[wintry ice]

guess i could sell chad

[trim notch]

No

[tranquil steppe]

Sus

[ancient gyro]

spent hours seeing red on my screen today

[lost vault]

hello :3

[wintry ice]

was it

[cloud sinew]

ya

[lost vault]

yaay :3:33

[trim notch]

@unborn cliff this was the guy i was talking nefore

[tranquil steppe]

Oh hello! You’re here!

[ancient gyro]

what in the we just sat down question is this

[ancient gyro]

oh jesus

[lost vault]

hm?

[dreamy basalt]

Economic liberty goes crazy

[trim notch]

Nothing don't mind it

[wintry ice]

i mean i could use steel for xmult and chad for the luckies i have

[unborn cliff]

scroll up

[trim notch]

[cloud sinew]

who the fuck starts a conversation like that? i JUST sat down

[trim notch]

Sat

isnt that an exam in Usa

[ancient gyro]

you have to take your accuplacer first

[trim notch]

Uhh

Do they let u use calculator on SAT?

[ancient gyro]

that's for act im stupid

[trim notch]

Localtruck's back

[lost vault]

i dont just love femboys i am one

or domething

wawawa

[wintry ice]

nice

[unborn cliff]

maybe i should pivot

[ancient gyro]

this chat is going to need some heavy proofreading 💔

anyways balatro

[lost vault]

maybe i should eat food

uwu

[trim notch]

Why u have 14/18 on yo name

[heavy heron]

or..

[mental tulip]

https://vxtwitter.com/LocalThunk/status/1929989734698496129

localthunk (@LocalThunk)

Pointless Balatro lore: When I started Balatro dev I was living in my hometown of Regina, Saskatchewan. I had a bus stop outside my apartment (similar to the one in this image) and I based the art of 'Ride the Bus' on that bus stop!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jun 3, 2025, 7:53 PM

[cloud sinew]

risk of rain 2 characters

[lost vault]

rah

[wintry ice]

i still have credit card somehow

[tranquil steppe]

I remember this. Nice!

[ancient gyro]

wait @vocal rose is the tier list I promised in progress

[trim notch]

[lost vault]

i will not eat you

[vocal rose]

uhm

[heavy heron]

i was not suggesting that

[ancient gyro]

o

cool

[acoustic arrow]

Just curious about how he feels about it, I read the blog post where he said that he was getting a lot of stress and even medical issues for this, I just want to know if things are going well for him, His case is something exceptional in the world, so

[trim notch]

I was

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[lost vault]

wow the ride the bus joker is real

[trim notch]

What a cool signal

[wintry ice]

uh are we interrupting something

[trim notch]

in my city is just numbers

[mental tulip]

I'm chillin, life is good

[trim notch]

[lost vault]

no

[mental tulip]

got to travel a lot, mostly relaxing and working at my own pace

[cloud sinew]

i like balatro

[lost vault]

me and him have nothing giing on

[vocal rose]

why is localthunk from the same hometown as me

[lost vault]

wow me too

balatro is cool

[tranquil steppe]

Love to hear it. I saw your buddy made a cool game too

[heavy heron]

uh huh

[mental tulip]

my heart is waaaay better now too, I have been running all the past year and trying to be healthier

[acoustic arrow]

I am really happy to read that

[trim notch]

make a usa joker that has 1/4 chance to "Capture" (Inhabilite) the boss blind

[slow iris]

I hate Throwback

[lost vault]

that is good

[tranquil steppe]

5k?

[ancient gyro]

that's real nice

is it hereditary

[mental tulip]

I got up to about 70km per week in the fall

[lost vault]

if anything it is one sided

[lost vault]

wowie :o

[pale wolf]

that's a lot

[heavy heron]

km to miles...

what's 70 km

i'm a disgusting american

[mental tulip]

nobody tell them

[tranquil steppe]

That’s really good! Any races planned?

[mental tulip]

learn google

[lost vault]

a mile is like 1.4 km i think

[heavy heron]

43 miles

oooooo

[lost vault]

sorry think

[ancient gyro]

hey google

[heavy heron]

i've learned, thank you

[trim notch]

a mile is 1.6kk

Km

[pale wolf]

lmgtfy.com

[cloud sinew]

km my beloved

[lost vault]

@ grok what is 50 km to miles

[mental tulip]

I did a half marathon this fall, got ~1:40

looking to do a marathon this summer

[heavy heron]

bro not the g rok

[cloud sinew]

1 minute 40 holy shit

[ancient gyro]

woah

that's good progress

[lost vault]

thunk os goated

[tranquil steppe]

That’s pretty darn solid! Nice stuff!

[trim notch]

Uh

[lost vault]

now i keed to work out

for ulterior motives

[ancient gyro]

if you have dogs consider jogging with them on park trails

[tranquil steppe]

So was the runner joker inspired by your running passion?

[heavy heron]

for your physical and mental health benefits

[wintry ice]

you of all people working out?

[lost vault]

true

[lost vault]

:(

i lowkey wanna

but

[acoustic arrow]

Amazing, just living life, goals

[lost vault]

i am too thin i am scared of losing weight

[trim notch]

Uhhh

Do yall like stencil joker

[heavy heron]

well with working out comes along with eating enough

can't have one without the other

[lost vault]

idk if i can

[heavy heron]

yup!

[lost vault]

i really wanna gain weight i deadass look like a skeleton qwq

[mental tulip]

I did lose quite a bit of weight after I started running a lot

like 30 pounts

[heavy heron]

i'm thin as hell too yea

[tranquil steppe]

You’ll build some muscle

[lost vault]

maybe

[trim notch]

If u dont risk, how u expect to win, juzt like balatro vroski

[heavy heron]

lowkey my metabolism hasn't slowed down at all, it's kinda hard gaining weight

[lost vault]

uhh thats not how i be playinh balatro

[unreal iron]

yeaaaaaaaaa

[tranquil steppe]

That’s Canadian pounds

[trim notch]

[ancient gyro]

any interest on those spartan race events near where you live, if any? usually those are some cool physical events I do with friends for health and fun

[lost vault]

same qwq im hardstuck at ~125 lbs
my eating habits arent helping that either

[fading dome]

that's like 13.6 kg for us europeans out there

[pale wolf]

what's that in pounds

[heavy heron]

i'm ~140 and apparently that's really low for my age and height

[mental tulip]

No that's not really my thing, I like just normal running

[pale wolf]

[fading dome]

idk bro use google

[ancient gyro]

that's fair

[cloud sinew]

what's the market value of kg -> £ rn

[quick solar]

:3

[ancient gyro]

running is fun

[tranquil steppe]

Ever do a 1600?

[heavy heron]

the thing is my doctors say i'm healthy af given my good diet, so who knows if i'm really as skinny as i think

apparently you don't need to work out to be healthy, just have a good diet

but good to have both

[pale wolf]

£ per sq inch

[mental tulip]

I'm aiming to run a marathon in 3:30:00 or less

[fading dome]

£111,071

[lost vault]

telescope frfr hope u get a observatory

[tranquil steppe]

You got it!

[mental tulip]

I'll have to train a lot

[trim notch]

uh.....

[wintry ice]

do i try this with straights or pivot to flushes

[trim notch]

UHHH

[wintry ice]

i mean the saturns i got from the fool helped me a lot until now

[mental tulip]

I'm also shooting for 2000 km of running in 2026 so if I can do that I think I should be able to get that time in a marathon

[trim notch]

🥺

[ancient gyro]

early game flushes, late game consider an alternative method

[wintry ice]

oh i got another one from the pack

neat

[heavy heron]

what gets harder to catch the faster you run