🕹・game-discussion

[slow iris]

I hate Throwback

[molten thicket]

oh

uhh

tosses a pizza at you

[unreal iron]

based and basedpilled?

[magic cosmos]

i hate bloodstone

[brisk furnace]

Bloodstone?

[vocal rose]

im lacking toes

[brisk furnace]

That's the one for Hearts

But I don't remember what it does again

[vale mesa]

1/2 chance for 1.5x

mult

[magic cosmos]

wrong site

[molten thicket]

1/2 chance to 1.5x mult

[magic cosmos]

weelll

right site wrong server

[brisk furnace]

What's wrong with that

[unreal iron]

its ass

[molten thicket]

heavily rng dependant

[magic cosmos]

its existence is wrong

[heady narwhal]

1 in 2 chance

[unreal iron]

solely because of the 1/2

[brisk furnace]

Checkered is my go to deck

[pale wolf]

it decides to kill you and you have no counterplay or way to predict

not reliable

[molten thicket]

may kill you just bcs you didnt get enough procs

[magic cosmos]

TY SEAL SPIT THE TRUTH

[heady narwhal]

chance-based value generation is fine, chance-based scoring kills you

[magic cosmos]

i feel like im in heaven rn

[heady narwhal]

also, card trigger xmult is usually pretty useless on high stakes

[brisk furnace]

Jupiter is one of my most played Planet cards

[magic cosmos]

everyone hating on bloodstone

[molten thicket]

also why does proc mean what it does

like proccing an effect

[pale wolf]

proc is when something random activates

[vale mesa]

Programmed Random Occurrence

[pale wolf]

it comes from wow

[pale wolf]

this isn't actually the origin

[vale mesa]

?

huh

[pale wolf]

It's not an acronym

[molten thicket]

oh ok

[brisk furnace]

Bloodstone is only good for Flushes

[ancient gyro]

how about +8 consumable slots -1 per consumable sold

[magic cosmos]

no its ONLY decent with oops all sixes

[vale mesa]

so they just made up a word

[pale wolf]

It's short for process which is what the section of code was called, spec_proc aka special process

[vale mesa]

ok

[pale wolf]

but it's just its own word

[magic cosmos]

i mean all words are made up

[pale wolf]

That's crazy

[ancient gyro]

lol

[pale wolf]

because you would just have them forever, why would you ever sell

[ancient gyro]

or used

[pale wolf]

oh okay that's better

[ancient gyro]

forgot to mention that

im like in the middle of a transit

[pale wolf]

a train sit?

[molten thicket]

what happens if you have like 10/2 consumable slots

[magic cosmos]

or -1 per consumable used from inventory and it resets every ante

[fervent pebble]

hell yeah

[ancient gyro]

why should it reset

[pale wolf]

pizzas are naturally self-regenerating

[molten thicket]

wouldnt that allow for some insane tarot blocking

[ancient gyro]

oh duh

[magic cosmos]

cz its pizza

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[magic cosmos]

smart

[ancient gyro]

but you need to have the money to utilize that first

[magic cosmos]

yeah make the game so ridiculous

[brisk furnace]

Can you eat the cards?

[pale wolf]

I like the idea, especially because you could still benefit from it after you get rid of it although you would not be able to use your consumable slots for any new cards

[brisk furnace]

Asking for a friend

[magic cosmos]

yes

[pale wolf]

Like it removes a slot but it can't remove the consumable that was in it right

[magic cosmos]

thats what hangman does all the time

chomp chomp

[pale wolf]

so you can just hold eight planets and have guaranteed planet packs

[magic cosmos]

[brisk furnace]

Can you eat all the cards?

[magic cosmos]

yes

[vale mesa]

don't eat the jack of spades

[pale wolf]

some of them are edible

[brisk furnace]

Not just the Jokers, but the Tarot and Planets too

[ancient gyro]

i just thought consumable slots because consume and pizza and we don't have a food joker that interacts with consumables really

[heady narwhal]

slots won't be full when subtracting a slot because "...per consumable sold"

[fervent pebble]

which one even is the most played for obelisk

[heady narwhal]

aside from negatives

[magic cosmos]

its an all u can eat restaurant go it and dont look back

[pale wolf]

or used

[fluid quartz]

yay!

[pale wolf]

clarified after

[raw whale]

just realized buisness card is the exact same average as lucky card money

[cloud sinew]

I feel like pizza should be mult and or $ because red and yellow (tomato and cheese) :3

[pale wolf]

so using consumables from the packs would still decrease Pizza

[heady narwhal]

ah

[magic cosmos]

umazing

[ancient gyro]

zawg I don't want a second popcorn

[magic cosmos]

share my knowledge my apprentice

[cloud sinew]

what would Salt +/ Pepper jokers do

[magic cosmos]

make out

[lost vault]

awesome sace gng

[pale wolf]

I think they would have to necessarily have some sort of uniquely synergistic effect that is still useful on their own

<@&1133519078540185692>

[ancient gyro]

make my playing cards zesty

[lost vault]

how do people lowkirkenuinely fall for ts

[heady narwhal]

i can't believe mr beast is giving out free money

[pale wolf]

i got 5000 dolar

[lost vault]

nothing in life is free as my goat markiplier put it

[cloud sinew]

theyre probably children

[lost vault]

yay

[pale wolf]

wheres the gun emoji

Don't the mods need to 🔫 so they know I wasn't just pinging

🦓

[brisk furnace]

This is the second time I've seen this word

[lost vault]

i say it quite a bit

it is fun

[magic cosmos]

I can never spell it

[craggy hearth]

What I miss

[unreal iron]

people are finally calling me a seal without getting confused on what i am

finally

rahhhh

[lost vault]

lowk kirk genuinely

[ancient gyro]

pizza

[magic cosmos]

DUH WHAT ELSE CAN U POSSIBLY BE

[mellow cypress]

at what point get burger?

[unreal iron]

kratos from god of war apparently

[bleak hemlock]

time to get ragebaited

[unreal iron]

literally the opposite of what i am

[fluid quartz]

after ante 24 since it is big boss blind

[mellow cypress]

chur

[pale wolf]

why are you darker green

[craggy hearth]

wym

[pale wolf]

are you not feeling well

[craggy hearth]

Nothing changed

[pale wolf]

modding mod

different role color apparently

[craggy hearth]

I think you’re imagining stuff

[pale wolf]

at first I thought that was a moderator for the moderators but then I realized it's probably just for the modding section

[unreal iron]

do you mod mods?

[lost vault]

zebra whatre u talking abt

[magic cosmos]

HELP WHAT THATS LIKE IN THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM

[unreal iron]

ikr?

[craggy hearth]

Right on the money

[unreal iron]

also been confused with uhm

a dog i think?

[craggy hearth]

Slightly off the money

[magic cosmos]

why cant send other stickers

[unreal iron]

cuz this server SUCKS

[pale wolf]

why does modding chat need their own role?

[unreal iron]

and doesnt allow stickers or seal gifs

MODS! GIVE ME ACCESS TO MY SEAL GIFS AND MY SOUL IS YOUUUUURS

[magic cosmos]

shoot the bloody stones

[craggy hearth]

It’s really its own unique section of the server

[pale wolf]

see the issue is that if you were allowed to do that then you would do that

[unreal iron]

yeah i just wanna send seals 3:

often...

[magic cosmos]

i mean ppl can click on ur profile to make sure

[unreal iron]

not copy pasting all my gifs to send them

[craggy hearth]

It was figured that it should also have a unique set of mods to manage disputes particularly involving modding

[unreal iron]

even if people clicked yk

[craggy hearth]

Bruh

[unreal iron]

maybe its my status actually

[lost vault]

i downloaded it

.^^.

[unreal iron]

NOT downloading all my gifs

[magic cosmos]

lowkikruenly

[lost vault]

rah

[pale wolf]

actually yeah, probably better so that mods that don't know anything about modding arent being pinged for stuff

[raw whale]

NOOOOOO

[magic cosmos]

@lost vault did I say it right

[unreal iron]

rex is so ass 💔

[boreal patio]

I played 6 lucky cards and none of them triggered the +20 i even had dice 🥲

[pale wolf]

are there going to be modding mod exclusive mods

[lost vault]

coose

close

lowkirkenuinely

[magic cosmos]

then shoot them

[craggy hearth]

Stuff like scam bots are still gonna get the usual ping but for specific disputes it’ll be that

[magic cosmos]

yeah im never remembering that

[lost vault]

why cant i use my gifs i downloaded specifically for this server qwq

(i get it$

)

[lost vault]

ull get it eventually

[unreal iron]

dont even get me started on how many people just mispronounced my name

3:

[magic cosmos]

see it's literal jail

[lost vault]

us it not just like
misk

[unreal iron]

1984

[unreal iron]

yeah

[lost vault]

qwq

[craggy hearth]

meesk

[pale wolf]

schism

[unreal iron]

heard that

moosk (russians right?)

[craggy hearth]

Miesk

[magic cosmos]

i think its pretty simple ngl

[unreal iron]

mi-usk once (like a fucking adlib or something)

FWAEH

[magic cosmos]

were in the gulag

[last path]

ghost deck gold stake win.

[pale wolf]

i get absolute DIMWITS saying "zehbra" to me sometiems like learn ENGLISH
/S

[magic cosmos]

noooice

[molten thicket]

this is so pants

[bleak hemlock]

grrrrr

[magic cosmos]

wym zehbra?

[craggy hearth]

Bloody Brit’s

[bleak hemlock]

grrr

[unreal iron]

this image angers me

[magic cosmos]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pale wolf]

pants might be the best polychrome

visually

[woven spire]

just sad

[pale wolf]

why

what ante is it

[woven spire]

i agree

[magic cosmos]

ty the gods for smiting down this oops

[craggy hearth]

I genuinely don’t get why people hate on bloodstone

[pale wolf]

it is unreliable for high stakes gameplay

[craggy hearth]

It’s really fun to use though

[magic cosmos]

and dusk might be the best negative one imo

[woven spire]

it’s a lil bit of a ragebaiter

[pale wolf]

once you get to the skill level where you start streaking you cannot use Bloodstone or else risk death through unavoidable means

[last path]

funny thing about this run. there was also an invisible joker. so i could've fully committed to the bit, but i chose to let it do the 50/50 with a holo cloud nine

[magic cosmos]

useless without oops

[craggy hearth]

This ain’t no football field I am not skilled enough to be streaking

(Lies)

[unreal iron]

oops! i suck at this game

[wintry ice]

i don't get why people would find a joker that has a 1 in 2 chance of not working after you draw the prefered hand for it fun

[last path]

bloodstone without oops is how tilted can i get playing this game

[unreal iron]

(i have 300 hours help me)

[magic cosmos]

u can never be little seal

[woven spire]

the audacity of saying this having c++

[lost vault]

oops! meow

[pale wolf]

bloodstone kills you personally, when it fails it is the sole failing factor

[molten thicket]

this is why you give up on high stakes gameplay and play plasma white so you can enjoy your bloodstone in peace

[pale wolf]

You couldn't have done anything else better

[unreal iron]

i literally fumbled a black deck run with an ante 1 raised fist and runner

[magic cosmos]

[unreal iron]

NO ETERNALS

[ancient gyro]

I can't turn bloodstuh on or off

[unreal iron]

NOTHING

LIKE IT WAS UNBUFFED JOKERS

[wintry ice]

did fork change her name again

[lost vault]

bloodstuh 🥀

[azure crow]

UH, I can choose only 1 😵‍💫 (I pick the brainstorm)

[pale wolf]

no

and the account is always fork_head

[lost vault]

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[wintry ice]

that's the more reliable option

[woven spire]

baron would be ass there tho

[magic cosmos]

please never call. It that again

[pale wolf]

bloodstain

[unreal iron]

skip for red card value

[wintry ice]

oh wait she doesn't have the miku tag

makes sense

[magic cosmos]

ITS OKAY I FUMBLED A 3HRS NANINF RUN CZ I FORGOT TO REROLL THE BOSS

mistake happens

[woven spire]

same lmao

[unreal iron]

i feel washed 3:

[ancient gyro]

this is the rare scenario where baron technically does something

[pale wolf]

You do take brainstorm but its sad that a slightly interesting way of using baron is being passed over

[unreal iron]

ror2 casually melting my brain and gamesense apparently

[mellow cypress]

invis copies rebate -> DNA, need DNA rn? next I can find is DEEP

[woven spire]

not naneinf but a good baron mine run)

[unreal iron]

i feel like im not doing great decisions anymore in balatro

[magic cosmos]

is this why there's a literal seal named after u in game

[magic cosmos]

twin

[magic cosmos]

ur a seal u need to be in water

[woven spire]

🤝

[unreal iron]

they call me the blue seal

[wintry ice]

yeah fork would never play endless

[unreal iron]

not necessarily need its a land breathing mammal

[pale wolf]

if you keep seal on land it dies

[unreal iron]

its just that seals have the lung capacity to sleep and swim underwater for long periods of time

[magic cosmos]

as long as ur not buying bloodstone ur doing just fine

[pale wolf]

trust me I tried

[lost vault]

become a purple seal so i can discard you for deckfixing

[wintry ice]

it breathes land?

[unreal iron]

i dont wanna be discarded 3;

[unreal iron]

oxygen

on land

[wintry ice]

i thought it breathed oxygen

[magic cosmos]

i mean they can still stay in water for so long

[unreal iron]

uhm

[pale wolf]

everything breathe oxygen

what are you talking about

[woven spire]

then become a red seal so we can have double times you

[unreal iron]

yeah but not forever like whales or something

[wintry ice]

plants...

[unreal iron]

or fish (not a mammal but yk)

[magic cosmos]

yes exactly

[lost vault]

not what red seal does

[pale wolf]

they breathe oxygen

they just breathe it out, not in

[lost vault]

he wpuld just actuvate twice

[woven spire]

in this case it does

[unreal iron]

yeah

[unreal iron]

yeah

[wintry ice]

we breathe carbon dioxide

[unreal iron]

what have you done

[lost vault]

yeah

[pale wolf]

(out) yes

(and in small quantities all the time)

[unreal iron]

yk what i can breathe anything

:3

[ancient gyro]

with what lungs

[magic cosmos]

wait now thinking about it does all mammals breath and like not use gills

[pale wolf]

cellular respiration

buddy

[unreal iron]

mammals dont have gills?

[lost vault]

jevil if he didnt smoke

[unreal iron]

YEAAAAA

i wanted to send a jevil pic too

[ancient gyro]

can't be me

[lost vault]

pics are allowed here

[magic cosmos]

i mean they might but idk thats why im asking if yk 💔

[unreal iron]

dude breathing through gills would be so weird

[magic cosmos]

i believe so

[unreal iron]

imagine needing to filter water to breathe

[pale wolf]

yes

[unreal iron]

and breathing through your body instead of your nose

shuddering

[magic cosmos]

okiiiie nice ty

[pale wolf]

All mammals have lungs

[lost vault]

imagine needing to breathe

[unreal iron]

just hold your breath so more people have oxygen

[lost vault]

i too am shuddering but maybe because i am hungry

[pale wolf]

frogs start out with gills and then they grow lungs

pretty cool

[wild merlin]

Do i get ballot?

[lost vault]

very cool

[lost vault]

for…?

[unreal iron]

theres no reason to

[magic cosmos]

zhebra do know their stuff in this world

[pale wolf]

nyet also

[wild merlin]

?

[magic cosmos]

NUH UH

[pale wolf]

no crop

[wintry ice]

do you have enough lucky and glass cards for it to do more than rocket

[wild merlin]

why?

[pale wolf]

taking away essential context for advice

[lost vault]

we are missing context (ante)

[wintry ice]

it's easier to give advice with a full image

[wild merlin]

oh ante 6

[unreal iron]

"should i take this joker?"

[pale wolf]

although here I don't think it's actually that relevant, you don't take Chad regardless

[wintry ice]

how many lucky and glass cards do you have

[unreal iron]

just give the full image whats the point of cropping

[magic cosmos]

[lost vault]

egg roll?
not very well

[unreal iron]

based?
based on what?

[magic cosmos]

theyre embarrassed of the debt they're in bcz of credit card

[ancient gyro]

more context means send the whole image and not small additional word chunks

[pale wolf]

should I take her?

[magic cosmos]

(they just sold it )

[magic cosmos]

oui

[crimson hinge]

should I take Idol here? (yes I know my deck is huge I just have been REALLY unlucky with hanged man, immolate and stuff like that)

[unreal iron]

credit card my beloved

[magic cosmos]

always go -20

[ancient gyro]

she your gf

[lost vault]

wood fired pizza?
how’s pizza gonna get a job now

[unreal iron]

"should i lose?"

[lost vault]

your deck is too ass for idol

[wild merlin]

who should i swap blueprint with?

[magic cosmos]

honestly if u wanna do so u need to stop making more cards

[unreal iron]

bye squimbo lowkey

[lost vault]

probz rocket?

[magic cosmos]

bloodstone

[ancient gyro]

bird flu?

[unreal iron]

2 foils is enough tbf

depends on how much square is

how much is square at

pair levels?

[pale wolf]

Why do they call it pizza oven when you of in the cold pizza of out hot eat the pizza?

[wild merlin]

92 chips

[lost vault]

apartment complex?
i find it quite simple

[wild merlin]

on square

[unreal iron]

definitely sell square

[magic cosmos]

yeah

kill him

[wild merlin]

and lv 5 pair

[magic cosmos]

NOW

[unreal iron]

70x6?

[wild merlin]

yepperoni

[unreal iron]

its only barely doing anything

sell it

[unreal iron]

rocket can still give value due to foil

[lost vault]

the bird flu?
yeah they tend to do that

[ancient gyro]

sry in advance

[lost vault]

shrimp fried rice?
how

[magic cosmos]

see u still got it

[unreal iron]

road work ahead?
yeah, i sure hope it does

[unreal iron]

i cant apply it in an actual game

[magic cosmos]

then become a coach

[unreal iron]

then again i only played black deck today

[magic cosmos]

just dont play gold stake

[unreal iron]

im no doc

[magic cosmos]

and have dun

[wintry ice]

hungary?
then eat something

[unreal iron]

gold stake IS my fun

(:3)

[magic cosmos]

dun

[magic cosmos]

okay then dont play the ominous scary black deck

[unreal iron]

true ig

[magic cosmos]

u can be if u want

[magic cosmos]

honestly black deck is evil of ur playing anything but white stake

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[unreal iron]

bffs

yep go ahead

[magic cosmos]

we twinning

spread the agenda ppl

[lost vault]

I love 8Ball

[unreal iron]

8 ball love

[cloud sinew]

🏳️‍⚧️

gender

[unreal iron]

bl**dstone hate

spread it

[wintry ice]

dementia?
dementia?

[lost vault]

///<

[hybrid tendon]

the agenda was getting spread a while ago

[serene forge]

which pjsk character likes 8ball the most do you think

[magic cosmos]

my country

[lost vault]

whuts pjsk

[serene forge]

project sekai

[cloud sinew]

pajamas killer

[lost vault]

uhhhhh idk

[unreal iron]

all the people there look so pretty icl

dont know how they do it

[serene forge]

heyyyyyyy~

[hybrid tendon]

heyy <33

[magic cosmos]

i know but im spreading it world wide

[cloud sinew]

i think gorilla would like gros michel and cavendish joker
🦍

[serene forge]

you're right vic why did you delete that

i think Monkey would like tha more

[hybrid tendon]

sure lol

[magic cosmos]

bcz we all hate bloodstone

[wintry ice]

fork and yutjiko when they make the faintest amount of eye contact

[cloud sinew]

bloodstone hate is warranted

plant hate is unwarranted

[lost vault]

is 8 ball love warranted

[unreal iron]

YES

8 BALL LOVE

[hybrid tendon]

huh ? did I miss something ?

[unreal iron]

NORMALIZE LOVING 8 BALL

[cloud sinew]

i unironically really enjoy 8ball

[lost vault]

me toooooo

[magic cosmos]

[ancient gyro]

yeah I like it

[wintry ice]

8 ball is funny

[wild merlin]

the jack wont mess up the bus right?

[magic cosmos]

SAME

[wild merlin]

+32 on the bus

[lost vault]

i love w deckfixes

[unreal iron]

no

hit it

[magic cosmos]

no

[cloud sinew]

8ball is kinda just like

a keep-around joker that does stuff sometimes, like hallu

[magic cosmos]

i love space joker as well

[cloud sinew]

i also love spoker

[magic cosmos]

hes just a silly lil guy

[wintry ice]

space joker is fun

[lost vault]

8ball starts off pretty slow but i think it can roll pretty well if u lean into it

[ancient gyro]

its self sustaining and has common joker synergy

[lost vault]

i meed to do a run where i play into superpos so that i can get over my highly negative vie won it

[magic cosmos]

u just need to play with its ball 8 times

[lost vault]

8 ball chad > photochad ong

[magic cosmos]

throw a seance there as well for funsies

[lost vault]

seance is wacky

[magic cosmos]

ik its there for the encouragement

[lost vault]

idk if i wanna try a seance vuild cuz by the time ur getting strushes do u rrally need spectrals anymore

[cloud sinew]

seance should always be rental non-eternal so that i can bring it into the round and then sell it if i dont get a straight flush

[olive basin]

Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more

[crystal skiff]

whats yalls fav deck guys ?

[lost vault]

facts

[ancient gyro]

abandoned

[magic cosmos]

ghost

[wintry ice]

zodiac

[lost vault]

painted

zodiac is also W

[cloud sinew]

showman should always be negative, free, and debuffed so that i can always take it, remove it from the pool, and have it do nothing :3

[magic cosmos]

WHAT IF I STOP U RIGHT THERE AND INTRODUCE U TO THE WORLD OF BALATRO

[lost vault]

yes

100%

[unreal iron]

none of them this game sucks

[magic cosmos]

I love ur way of thinking

[harsh relic]

ghost

[magic cosmos]

JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYY

[pale wolf]

my favorite deck is blue... i admit it

[olive basin]

@magic cosmos BEHOLD! THE POWER OF — WHAT?

[ancient gyro]

what gave that away

[pale wolf]

I was playing it cuz jts consistent

[harsh relic]

yoooooooooo

[magic cosmos]

ITS A GAME WHERE ALL WE DO IS HATE ON BLOODSTONE

[pale wolf]

but maybe now i like consistency

[wintry ice]

you are a spoiled brat and your father is a fraud

[unreal iron]

gaybriel the fraud

[ancient gyro]

omg your name is blue

[unreal iron]

fraud tomorrow?

[pale wolf]

???

[unreal iron]

youre blue

how

[lost vault]

is gabriel gonna be the final boss of Fraud

[pale wolf]

are u kidding

[ancient gyro]

holy shit

[gusty citrus]

Why did server ask me if i wanna play modded balatro

[pale wolf]

holy crap I'm blue

[lost vault]

i deadass beat 6-2 on my first try

[gusty citrus]

Isn't this official

[pale wolf]

theres a modded section of the server

[gusty citrus]

[magic cosmos]

shoot him

[pale wolf]

#1209506514763522108

[gusty citrus]

Oh well

[unreal iron]

P rank?

[wintry ice]

there is a section for modded discussion

[gusty citrus]

My fav setup to win final antes

[magic cosmos]

me love sbr

[lost vault]

showman fans when showman gives me a showman

[lost vault]

A rank
p rank not yet
i need to get back into the game

[magic cosmos]

its such an easy win ngl

[unreal iron]

not worth it im still waiting for fraud to boot up the game again

[harsh relic]

peak ✌️✌️

[pale wolf]

why doesn't he have the New icon if he just joined today

[serene forge]

I hate The Idol

[magic cosmos]

i mean hes living up to his name and giving us a show

[gusty citrus]

I joined the server
I finally beat gold stake on the cheapest deck to use : checkered
I have done some other stakes on other decks

To get original copies of joker multiple times on my run i need showman right
And how do i unlock him

[pale wolf]

manshow

[craggy hearth]

Are you on phone

[gusty citrus]

I am almost at 90% unlock rn

[pale wolf]

Yes but usually I do see the icon on mobile

[gusty citrus]

I mostly multed through photochad and flush setup till now

[craggy hearth]

Oh strange it’s never shown up for me on mobile

[pale wolf]

https://balatrowiki.org

[magic cosmos]

im 100% (use the option )

[serene forge]

I love Rough Gem

[gusty citrus]

Big

[pale wolf]

but I'm pretty sure that the unlock conditions are also in game in the collection

most things are told to you

[olive basin]

Bloodstone_hater I’m already know what Balatro is.

[pale wolf]

i dont rember what showman unlock is

[serene forge]

ante 4

[pale wolf]

oh thats hard

[olive basin]

I’m already C+ and on my way to gold sticker every joker

[pale wolf]

lol

[gusty citrus]

Uh how do i not see him

Well fck

[magic cosmos]

NUH UH U DONT I NEED TO TEACH YOU

[serene forge]

I used the seal ability so he doesn't appear

[pale wolf]

steam?

[serene forge]

purple mizuki

[gusty citrus]

Some things don't show sometimes
Later some appeared so maybe a bit more

[static pendant]

How's that?

[magic cosmos]

umazing

[magic cosmos]

im pinkish

[wintry ice]

could help cover for baron while it's not set up

[serene forge]

im color challenged ok

[magic cosmos]

oopsie didn't know

[serene forge]

[magic cosmos]

this game traumatized me

[serene forge]

same

[pale wolf]

ok uhhh

[serene forge]

I hate Drifting Deep

[pale wolf]

balatro time get ready

[wintry ice]

isn't mizuki like a peachy-ish color

like a similar tone to fork's pfp

[magic cosmos]

I tried c side and I just had the biggest mental block of my life

[olive basin]

But you know what enrages me bloodstone_hater mankind’s insatiable hunger that wipe out the surface. KILLING LOCAL THUNK AND ELIMINATING THE NEW BALATRO UPDATE

[pale wolf]

fk

[ancient gyro]

lul

[bleak blaze]

NOOOOO

[magic cosmos]

WAIT WAIT GABRIEL WE NED THE NEW UPDATE WE ARE STARVING

[pale wolf]

its okay we got steven

[wintry ice]

man what an edgelord

[magic cosmos]

were joking...

relax

[wintry ice]

get blueprint in the buffoon pack and then sell it

[wintry ice]

i know

[floral flume]

Jokerless feels like an rng fest

[raw whale]

wait lmao hands as discards drawback

[naive cove]

The whole game is a rng fest

That’s why we love it

[magic cosmos]

isn't that the whole game

[pale wolf]

not worth :(

[floral flume]

No

[wintry ice]

damn

[serene forge]

maybe if you use fraudstone it is

[naive cove]

Is the most effective gold sticker on every joker strategy to go anaglyph and pop a bunch of double tags on the free negative joker tag late game?

[serene forge]

that doesn't work

beyond the super early stages of grinding

[hybrid tendon]

so real, I'm stuck on chapter 3 b side anyway

[raw whale]

soon it will all be over

[pale wolf]

judgement!!

[serene forge]

heyyyyyyyyyyyy~<3

[serene forge]

@ kami

[hybrid tendon]

hi again girlie <3

[raw whale]

NOT TODAY THOUGH

[hybrid tendon]

nice judgement

[pale wolf]

@lunar zealot

[void quartz]

i hit a new high score 🥹

my first ever idol build

succesful*

[ancient gyro]

@pale wolf

[raw whale]

lol

i guess i can't really complain

[void quartz]

how

💔

[wintry ice]

it's good for stickering a bunch of random commons at once

[void quartz]

is it modded or smth or just texture shit

[wintry ice]

but after you're like 50% or so done it's better to juat play normally

[raw whale]

it' negative bruh

[void quartz]

nah i was just wondering for the packs and stuff

ik

how does one even manage that 💔

[raw whale]

just textures

infinite money

[stable owl]

im on ante 3 should i pick wee

[magic cosmos]

i don't think I finished the b side either im so washed

[raw whale]

this is unironically my best source of income

it's essentially a dusk playstyle without the dusk

[void quartz]

its not a good endless joker, if ur going just for the win i've heard its insanely good as a chip scaling joker or smth

[magic cosmos]

yeah just copy the sock until the last hand

[magic cosmos]

exactly

[stable owl]

green stake btw

[void quartz]

potential 6 socks with 5 facecards is gon make u insanely rich

[raw whale]

actually better to copy it like you copy the idol, split it up

[stable owl]

i just wanna beat the stake

[void quartz]

idk honestly i'm not that professional at this game 💔

[raw whale]

buisness card is $1 per trigger

[magic cosmos]

if u can get a hack or a Chad then its pretty decent but it falls off pretty significantly and not optimal for endless

[raw whale]

which is actually on par with lucky card

[sand lily]

Double oops + space joker is nuts

[raw whale]

burnt joker simulator

[sand lily]

I just realized that double oops also guaratees the wheel right?

[raw whale]

yes

[magic cosmos]

yeah like I meant dont copy the idle so no accidental win

[stable owl]

picked wee for the balls

[magic cosmos]

me love space joker

[pale wolf]

yea

[raw whale]

the sad part is my income engine no longer works because I need 3 glass cards to survive and myhand size is 6

really wish i could get another blueprint here

[void quartz]

high card 🔥

[raw whale]

no antimatter is a heartbreak

[stable owl]

nvm i died

[void quartz]

burnt joker but every hand is the first discard

[stable owl]

bad start anyways

[void quartz]

then it ends up being half joker

[magic cosmos]

ugh such a bummer and I assume u didn't encounter any voucher skips

[magic cosmos]

rip

[raw whale]

i did and i even double skipped from a leftover cola long ago, it's literally second to last ;-;

[pale wolf]

skoucher vips

[raw whale]

i don't have lv2 magic trick unlocked

[sand lily]

I whiffed because I couldn't draw a PAIR

This game absolutely hates me

[raw whale]

ok there are actually 4 vouchers i was just blind

[magic cosmos]

the rng gods spat on ur face

[hybrid tendon]

washed gang

[magic cosmos]

nvm they shitted on urs

[magic cosmos]

me very washed

[void quartz]

is lvl2 magic trick the one that makes all shop playing cards have an edition or sum

[raw whale]

yeah IIRC

[pale wolf]

uh

[hybrid tendon]

same fr, I'm washed at everything

[pale wolf]

more

[raw whale]

are there somenot included

[pale wolf]

no ..

[raw whale]

oh right the tarot one is not even in there god dammit

[void quartz]

i could've gotten such a higher score if i didnt run out of glass cards 💔

[raw whale]

i have low odds

[magic cosmos]

same twin im even washed at being washed

[void quartz]

also bro how did i not find an ecto in 16 fucking antes 😭 i had found 2 WHOLE poly dnas along the way

[pale wolf]

and thats just on the screen

[magic cosmos]

and tarrmit merchant

[void quartz]

or at least im 100% sure one of them was poly

[hybrid tendon]

same twin, same

[magic cosmos]

wth did I just write

tarot

[hybrid tendon]

tarrmit

[pale wolf]

tarrmit merchant

[hybrid tendon]

girlie wanted to write tarot and hermit at the same time

[magic cosmos]

this comes with being a lesbian diva

[magic cosmos]

i think I had a brain fart

[hybrid tendon]

can confirm for real

[tender bone]

can u get all voujchers from ante 1

[magic cosmos]

yeah if ur isreal

[hybrid tendon]

no you can't lmao

[tender bone]

i mean available in the shop

[hybrid tendon]

oh yeah

[magic cosmos]

thats meee as well

[hybrid tendon]

any voucher unlocked except evolutinos

[magic cosmos]

[hybrid tendon]

we twinning over here or what

[willow frost]

purple username

[magic cosmos]

we fooling

[raw whale]

hey guys how do i avoid playing high card

[magic cosmos]

[magic cosmos]

u still have 22 cards in ur deck

ur fine

[hybrid tendon]

play the pair

idk

[raw whale]

my deck for reference

[hybrid tendon]

play a high card and just get lucky temperance hermit over and over

[magic cosmos]

ur more than fine

[raw whale]

will do thanks

[hybrid tendon]

rng trust

[wet osprey]

dont you hate it when your glass breaks first hand every single time?

[pale wolf]

how many cards are in a deck

[hybrid tendon]

depends

in yu gi oh it's 45 minimum

o

[pale wolf]

there should be a yuggioh deck in balatro

[hybrid tendon]

no

it's 40 cards not 45

[hybrid tendon]

true

[pale wolf]

is that the same as balator then

mad world

[raw whale]

whis is with 4 glass

[hybrid tendon]

I guess yeah, cos abandoned deck is 40

[magic cosmos]

can I add my cinnamoroll blue eyes white dragon

[pale wolf]

no mad world is less but

abandoned works

[hybrid tendon]

CINAMOROLL BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON ?

[raw whale]

i'm fucked

[magic cosmos]

YES

[hybrid tendon]

that sounds awesome

[raw whale]

no antimatter in sight

[magic cosmos]

he looks so jolly

[magic cosmos]

i called it

[raw whale]

my only hope is like negative dusk

[serene forge]

hi

[hybrid tendon]

oooh it's those mcdonalds cinnamon rolls

[hybrid tendon]

hey babe <3

[serene forge]

[pale wolf]

where

[hybrid tendon]

I got one of those, forgot which one from the collection it was tho

[magic cosmos]

yeah I thrifted cz aint supporting McDonalds

[raw whale]

wait this is actually perfect for idol glass play

you get free material without the risk

[magic cosmos]

a sanrio as well?

[magic cosmos]

no its actually bad

[hybrid tendon]

I think yeah

[wet osprey]

can i just say that the planet textures look gorgeous?

[magic cosmos]

it can brick u draw really badly

[hybrid tendon]

no cos you're adding useless cards

[compact gazelle]

source if you’re interested: celestial funk texture pack

[raw whale]

https://canary.discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1335577520162078763

[compact gazelle]

it’s awesome

[raw whale]

i need useless cards to fuel glass

[magic cosmos]

honestly idk which were in the Collab 😭

[raw whale]

it's about as much as a glass needs

[hybrid tendon]

oh with death and fool I guess, but you need to get it and death / fool aren'T guaranteed

[wet osprey]

thanks

[wet osprey]

good to know

[magic cosmos]

u can do that with standard packs when u have death and fool in inventory

[floral flume]

All the jokerless challange is, is just a rng check for wether you get a poly red seal that’s it

[magic cosmos]

yes exactly

[raw whale]

final moments

[raw whale]

it's a bit scary with idol then, because if you fail to do it within one round you can die instantly

[frank grove]

I love castle

[raw whale]

welp it's over

[compact gazelle]

man you can do it with straight base score alone
scopeless even
and all you need to bring is one justice into vessel or strength into bell (optional)

[raw whale]

what a run

[magic cosmos]

no idle choose the end in the end of the round so in the next shop and next round u can add one or two then copy them

[raw whale]

15 jokers, 5 blueprints

[floral flume]

I can’t even make it to ante 5 bc I’m getting shit rng

[sand lily]

The rothschilds ensuring I never get hanged man with canio:

[hybrid tendon]

I forgot also dw

[compact gazelle]

tip #1 for jokerless is pray the run is nice to you
#2 is see tip 1

[hybrid tendon]

I'll find it

[magic cosmos]

i got a canio once in an aba ndoned deck

[raw whale]

trading card:
immolate:

[magic cosmos]

okay why did the Jimbo jump there

[floral flume]

Exactly it’s not a good challange if it’s just that

[raw whale]

i got canio multiple times in abandoned deck

[magic cosmos]

okiiiie

[magic cosmos]

sounds really fun

[sand lily]

rng

[pale wolf]

anyone ever notice this

[magic cosmos]

peak tho

[raw whale]

i guess now it's earn as much money as you can before dying challenge

[magic cosmos]

average billionaire

[compact gazelle]

there’s a lot more options than you might initially think, i enjoy jokerless as a kind of zen mode where i can just play cards til i either win or die

[hybrid tendon]

oh it was obelisk

[raw whale]

you can literally draw these on any card and get better reults

[pale wolf]

the truth is exposed

[compact gazelle]

localthunk how could you.

[hybrid tendon]

I hate you

[pale wolf]

me or ouija

[hybrid tendon]

ouija ofc

[pale wolf]

duh

🦓 ☝️

[magic cosmos]

WHAAAAAAA😭

[hybrid tendon]

:p

[raw whale]

$1000

[nova elk]

Why does wheel of fortune tarot card Never makes an effect? It just goes ‘Nope!’ Is it bc I got 5 jokers?

[magic cosmos]

i think you'll get 1103 by the end

[raw whale]

here's the seed for seed people

[magic cosmos]

[raw whale]

off by 50

[magic cosmos]

BORING

[hybrid tendon]

I mean you got blue eyes white dragon, that's good

[magic cosmos]

post it on #1156061354076155944

[magic cosmos]

i mean both are shades of blue so we twining

[static pendant]

What should I do?

Is my joker order correct?

Help

😭

[pallid mesa]

deck bloat ❤️

[static pendant]

Anybody?

Pls

[wind jolt]

That’s the easiest win I’ve ever seen

[pallid mesa]

get blueprint off perkeo

[static pendant]

Yeah but idk I'm nervous about it

[static pendant]

And I put it where?

[wind jolt]

Probably sock

[pallid mesa]

wait are you doing high card build or not??

[magic cosmos]

just put the red seal on a kind and copy scary face with Blue print

[pallid mesa]

thats what you should be doing with baron. that or pairs

[static pendant]

Nop, I'm doing five flush

[pallid mesa]

ah, well then that baron wont help much

[magic cosmos]

scary face or sock

[crystal skiff]

guys do you play modded balatro on classic ?

[brave goblet]

classic

[pallid mesa]

classic (mobile), modded (pc)

[brave goblet]

I actually have cryptid on mobile and it's a nightmare lol

[hybrid tendon]

hell yeah we are

[magic cosmos]

u need a pc for that right?

[raw whale]

https://canary.discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1460712574109749463

[brave goblet]

No you can just make a build for it or something with the mod baked in

It is a good deal way less convenient than pc

[magic cosmos]

yiippeeeee

[magic cosmos]

its like ur speaking gibberish to me now

[raw whale]

with a few tricks you can hotplug the mods, it's a bit hacky though

[brave goblet]

basically rather than an add-on, it becomes a whole "new game" in one file

[brave goblet]

ye

[raw whale]

why are there so many C++ fans here, where are my fellow Rust and Zig enjoyers

[magic cosmos]

ooooohhhh im starting to get a bit ty

I might learn coding just to mode balatro

freak it

[raw whale]

ALWAYS GAMBLE KIDS

[serene forge]

so true

[magic cosmos]

OKAY WOW

im jealous

[oak elbow]

People

First win on yellow deck 🥹🥹

[raw whale]

yellow deck is my second gold stake

[oak elbow]

It’s amazing

[raw whale]

and for now my last

[oak elbow]

I only have red stakes unlocked

[raw whale]

my god

we're about to econ so hard

[magic cosmos]

theres no way u can lose this now

[raw whale]

THIS IS SO FREE

plasma deck wee

instant ween

[atomic trout]

Noooooooooo

[serene forge]

are you fucking kidding me

do I really have to be playing photochad

[raw whale]

and we get a voucher cleared on ante 3

[serene forge]

holy moly

[raw whale]

insane plasma deck experience

[serene forge]

what a start

[ancient gyro]

nah

[serene forge]

im saying because no scaling mult by now is a little scary

I dunno

[raw whale]

MIME ALERT

if there's a perkeo somewhere i'm gonna shit myself

[ancient gyro]

u can always ditch it for something else

[atomic trout]

So far

[ancient gyro]

say it never happened

[atomic trout]

Another loss

[serene forge]

true

I won't get caught dead playing ph*tograph

[nova elk]

Straight to death

[lost vault]

nyaaaa

[novel thicket]

HOLY SHIT!!

[raw whale]

do i ankh the brainstorm or do i seal the kings

surely it's seal the king

[novel thicket]

Seal the king

Don't risk it

[pale wolf]

risk what

:^)

yea i'd deja vu a king here

[ancient gyro]

rain

[raw whale]

i'm gonna die stoppp

[novel thicket]

Plasma Deck already difficult given higher ante. But can build for potential Baron.

[novel thicket]

Keep going! 🗣🗣🗣

[raw whale]

higher ante is only double, the output grows as a square

the #1 rule is just jump chips to xmult and never bother with +mult

[grave valve]

Crazy early game ngl

[spark kernel]

W shop

[ancient gyro]

what about plasma deck rounding down your score

[pale wolf]

for sure

[ancient gyro]

👅

[raw whale]

I can't stop winning

[oak elbow]

How do you fumble the

[grave valve]

Meta deck

[olive basin]

WAIT WAIT lol

[vocal quartz]

found a nat polychrome brainstorm but i took eternal madness 😭

actually tragic

[raw whale]

just take all the skips

[vocal quartz]

and never scale my madness?

no

[atomic trout]

The?

[oak elbow]

My fault

I meant this

[raw whale]

this has such big potential it's insane

[oak elbow]

You had 12 jokers

[atomic trout]

They all sucked

Especially Stencil

Blackboard forced me to copy King of Spades... No red seals on ANY King

Stencil forced me to have at least 2 open Joker slots

And all the Negatives were bad

[raw whale]

oh wait i just connected the dots, stone cards are crazy on plasma deck

EXCUSE ME

i'm literally just enough on tempo, i sensed 3 sixes, golded most of the faces and now we pick blueprint and win

[stable owl]

I have never seen the drawing paper joker bro

How do I get it

[modest siren]

Discard a royal flush

[raw whale]

how do you type so fast...

[modest siren]

Computer

[quartz ember]

practice

[stable owl]

Thx hollow knight

[quartz ember]

some people ask it often 😉

[raw whale]

oh and here's best voucher in the game too

[stable owl]

https://youtu.be/J3RwIziknwQ?si=S1kVug6RXplLwPkT

Song with your name btw

What does your name come from

[modern panther]

I hate campfire

[quartz ember]

epic

[quartz ember]

my name comes from my name

but you can think of it for example as the bird

[stable owl]

You can’t be serious that’s your irl name

[modern panther]

God, I'm glad I won't have to actively try to sticker it

[quartz ember]

no but it comes from it

[modest siren]

You'd be surprised

[raw whale]

retrigger bingo

susk

sock and duskin

WHAT
DO YOU MEAN

ok now real question do i sell trading card for dna in this scenario

considering i can copy dna twice

[safe moat]

Yes

[dapper saddle]

i would

[safe moat]

You need more kings

[west python]

GUYS I DID IT I GOT MY FIRST E SCORE

Yappi 🥳

[barren wigeon]

looks inside

[west python]

Looks inside? Mb my eng not rrly good I don't understand

[spark kernel]

Useless ass boss

[tranquil steppe]

Well that’s a free dub

[west python]

Gg I lost

[humble gulch]

Money can buy happiness

[wary willow]

How do I reach ante 12

[raw whale]

has anyone actually died to this or what

i feel like wall rarely kills people

[heady stump]

Should I sell DNA for Blueprint?

[raw whale]

unless it's very early

[raw whale]

sell it for anything, you want to remove as much cards as possible and get an idol online

[heady stump]

but the glass can break

[raw whale]

that's why you do lucky cards instead

[wary willow]

The Wall???

Hate that boss with a passion

[rich mauve]

if you're dying to the wall, you probably would still lose later if you didn't die

[raw whale]

and the fan favorite, minor inconvenience to oa6 users

[barren wigeon]

people say looks inside when photochad

[barren wigeon]

of a 6

[raw whale]

cartomancer would go hard if i had space

i may be making a mistake but i'm selling wee

cartomancer just looks so tasty i'm sorry

[lost vault]

just get purple seals

[raw whale]

yeah but wee is giving diminshing returns

[ripe gull]

why

is the skill issue in this chat so high

who is saying wall is an easy boss bro they never done gold stake

[raw whale]

listen i'm not trying to win here

[urban laurel]

the same ante i get my king idol build set up i run into the plant 😭

[raw whale]

i did, wall is only loss at ~ante 3

[trim notch]

On early antes the wall is hard

[ripe gull]

holy skill isuse

most gs runs arent just having 10x mult