🕹・game-discussion

[tender quarry]

No

[formal abyss]

okay

[mellow cypress]

goodbye, my friend, you gave gotten me ONE manacle increase. Thanks.

value 🤑

[magic cosmos]

rip

[magic cosmos]

+7$

[jade arch]

I need help. I have 3 jokers left for completionist ++. Flower pot, vagabond and stone joker. Any ideas?

[mellow cypress]

win with them

[jade arch]

I tried, but I didn't get a gold sticker

[magic cosmos]

i swear I knew u were gonna say It 😭

[mellow cypress]

well aint that problematic

[mellow cypress]

yeah well its obvious

[crystal skiff]

guys hwats the most optimal hand in balatro ? like easy to build and good mult and chips at the same time

[mellow cypress]

you can't foreplan a strat if the run is not seeded

[magic cosmos]

i feel like vagabond is the easiest of the bunch since hes not that useless

[rose lintel]

What would you do... Black deck have to make 900 next round

I make 13 bucks...

[magic cosmos]

also those seeded runs count in completion?

[shell dagger]

Pair

[mellow cypress]

no

[crystal skiff]

yeah but you have very low mult and chip bonus tho

[shell dagger]

get mult from jokers

[mellow cypress]

you have to take what you're given, you can't plan to run some stone joker build, you just get it

[magic cosmos]

sell the bull for bluebrain yuri

[magic cosmos]

mid

just unlock everything

[mellow cypress]

?!?!

[magic cosmos]

BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[mellow cypress]

???

You may be playing a seed without any of the jokers you want

[magic cosmos]

BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[vapid grail]

So I got a blueprint in the shop. 3 photocards(1 is blueprint) + 1 Chad or 2 chads and 2 photocards

[mellow cypress]

2/2

always favour the scoring over the retrigger

[magic cosmos]

i mean i don't play any seeded runs but the fact the dont count in completion is boring

[vapid grail]

Why tho

[mellow cypress]

No

[magic cosmos]

basic math

2x2 greater than 3x1

[mellow cypress]

it's multiplicative, for max score you want the most triggers possible

[magic cosmos]

try to balance them as much as u can

[vapid grail]

But like

3 photocards with 1 chad

[magic cosmos]

oui

[vapid grail]

Is 9 triggers

But

[magic cosmos]

then copy the Chad

[keen pilot]

Card printer assemble!!

[vapid grail]

2 chads and 2 cards is 6 triggers

🙁

[shell dagger]

3 photos 1 chad is 8x mult 3 times which is 8^3 or (2^3)^3 = 2^9
2 photos 2 chads is 4x mult 5 times which is 4^5 or (2^2)^5 = 2^10

[tender quarry]

This is correct if 6 = 10

[mellow cypress]

It's basic and reasonable game design, you don't seem to be among the very great demographic that enjoy the completionism aspect of roguelites

[tender quarry]

5 triggers on each of 2 photos

[shell dagger]

Exponent laws are helpful

[quick umbra]

I found this image in a balatro related reel once and i can't find the full image, does anyone have it perhaps ?

[vapid grail]

Idk man, I suck at algebra anyways

Perhaps someday

[magic cosmos]

what does this even mean

[shell dagger]

it’s slightly more nuanced than that

[magic cosmos]

i mean yeah

[shell dagger]

but that’s the general idea yes

[magic cosmos]

but just boiling it down to be easier to understand

[shell dagger]

with a red seal face they’re actually the same except for chips being retriggered

[vapid grail]

2 chads 2 cards scored 140m

[quick umbra]

Im just talking about the image in the background that has the different categories n stuff

[shell dagger]

so the 2x2 vs 3x1 argument doesn’t hold

[quick umbra]

Would be interesting to hzve

[vapid grail]

3 cards 1 Chad scored 14m

Big difference

[magic cosmos]

just in his case (i didn't read well what he said ngl)

[grave valve]

What cards work well with photochad

[vapid grail]

Chad

[magic cosmos]

honestly try to Google lens it itll probably sow up

[vapid grail]

That's it I think

[quick umbra]

Tried

[cloud sinew]

balatro

[shell dagger]

more of them

[magic cosmos]

i mean yeah red seal counts as a retrigger itself

[keen pilot]

it's easy
multiply the amount xMult triggers per card trigger by the amount of card triggers (in this case only 1 card matters)
1 card trigger is from card itself.

[vapid grail]

Foil bruhprint yay

[magic cosmos]

balatrez

[grave valve]

Best ratio of photographs to hanging chads?

[magic cosmos]

okay let me see

[shell dagger]

balanced

if you can’t balance then 1 more photo

count glass as a photo and red seal as half a chad (roughly)

[vapid grail]

Okay, I don't think I'm beating John small blind "ante 12"

[magic cosmos]

here you go

[vapid grail]

I WON ON SMALL BLIND ANTE 12

[mellow cypress]

"We getting to ante 12 with this one!!" 🗣️

[vapid grail]

YAY

[magic cosmos]

niiiice

[vapid grail]

Maybe I should play normal balala and not challenges

[silk cobalt]

Am always losing in there lol

[vapid grail]

@mellow cypress can u calculate again

So I have

1 foil chad

2 photocards

[mellow cypress]

edition on jokers wont matter

[vapid grail]

And another foil Chad in shop

And blueprint

[mellow cypress]

okay

[magic cosmos]

u just need a decent set up photochad being the easiest to obtain

[mellow cypress]

so

[vapid grail]

Do I leave 1 card

So like

3 chads

?

[mellow cypress]

just screenshot for me man

😭

[magic cosmos]

XD

[vapid grail]

Vpn eats up the wifi speed

Okay it loaded pretty fast for some reason

[mellow cypress]

Windows +Shift + S, the screenshot will be in shit quality and small to upload

no shit its just kilobytes

[vapid grail]

If only I had wifi on laptop

[magic cosmos]

its just a pic not a movie

[mellow cypress]

it's a laptop, it has a wifi card, no??

[magic cosmos]

pretty aggressive there explosive diarrhea boy

[grave valve]

Best baron mime ratio?

[vapid grail]

Last one took 15 minutes to load 1/4th of the pic so I js gave up on it

[vapid grail]

Yes, but my router is not working

[mellow cypress]

?????

[magic cosmos]

3 copies on baron one on mime

[magic cosmos]

¿¿¿¿¿¿

[vapid grail]

I usually play balala when I have no wifi

Or bored

I'm both bored and have no wifi

[mellow cypress]

I'm just catching fuckin strays ig, up yours eh mate

[vapid grail]

So uh

[magic cosmos]

im just kidding with you

[vapid grail]

What do I do

[mellow cypress]

take a photo for me

of your screen

einstein

[obtuse shuttle]

People, I actually sad.. literally I made a perfect build to get a naneinf, Plasma deck, 3 barons, blueprint, brainstorm, +60 Steel K red seal, only I needed mime, ONE MIME, to get my first naneinf.. AND i spend more than +600$, PER ROUND, hundreds of times, It didn't appear and I lost.. :(

[magic cosmos]

we dont have telepathy so we don't know what's going on

[shell dagger]

you needed 2 more copy jokers instead of the extra barons

[magic cosmos]

u need copy jokers

[shell dagger]

and dna/burglar for ante 24 and 25-31

[magic cosmos]

for the burglar anyway

[vapid grail]

I already sent the photo

[obtuse shuttle]

I literally just needed a mime to copy it

[distant thunder]

it works somehow

[fierce tiger]

what hand do you play?

[magic cosmos]

no no u NEED copy effect jokers to have 20 hands

so u can get enough steel cards using serpent

[keen pilot]

Pairs, why?

[obtuse shuttle]

because with a mime it gave me a lot more time to live

[vapid grail]

3 chads and 1 card or 2 cards and 2 chads

[magic cosmos]

if u manage to make it past ALLAT without a dna

[shell dagger]

same answer as last time

2 and 2

[vapid grail]

Fuck

[vague sequoia]

I'm stargazing with music on

[obtuse shuttle]

3 mimes and 3 barons gave me much more than 5 barons alone

[magic cosmos]

2X2 FOR GODS SAKE

[vapid grail]

Whyyyy

[fierce tiger]

im wondering how are you able to draw something good enough to pass blinds late into the game

[vague sequoia]

2x2>3x1

[shell dagger]

go learn exponent laws

[shell dagger]

and then read this

[vapid grail]

Fuck no, I hate algebra

[magic cosmos]

dude its basic math

[mellow cypress]

no reroll voucher moment

[shell dagger]

don’t ask why then say you hate the answer lol

[magic cosmos]

just tell him 1 + 1

[vapid grail]

Jerma mime spotted

[vapid grail]

I SENT THIS LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO

[mellow cypress]

you do not need the chad why on earth would you pick it up

[vapid grail]

WBAT THE FJCK

[mellow cypress]

what?

[magic cosmos]

gulp

[fierce tiger]

the suspiciously plant shaped boss blind

[vapid grail]

The cat on mime joker is named jerma I think

If I remember correctly

[magic cosmos]

still same thing 2x2 > 1x3

[vapid grail]

Ok

[mellow cypress]

okay

[magic cosmos]

jerma is a streamer

[vapid grail]

Did u know that things can share the same name

[keen pilot]

Idk, with DNA I got the deck looking like this lol

[shell dagger]

i guess taking the extra chad is better than having 2 photos if you have lucky cards or gold seal

[magic cosmos]

NUH UH only me is right

[vapid grail]

Gay over

[fierce tiger]

yeah i figured youd need a LOT of money for hanged men

[vapid grail]

Anyone wants the seed for like

5 natural photocards

And 4 natural chads

In one run

[static pendant]

That seems fun

[static pendant]

Yeah sure

[vapid grail]

Not kidding, I just skipped the first 2 coz I didn't think it would be that fun

[vapid grail]

It's a challenge seed btw

[static pendant]

oh

[shell dagger]

you can’t enter seeds in challenges

[grave valve]

YO WTF

[shell dagger]

but the seed will work in a normal game

[vapid grail]

Why it shows me the seed then

[vapid grail]

Yay

[shell dagger]

read what i said

[static pendant]

You can enter seeds? A mod maybe?

[shell dagger]

you can’t start a challenge run with a seed

[fierce tiger]

credit card in the pack?

[vapid grail]

I dont usually ready that fast

[shell dagger]

challenge runs still have seeds though

[vapid grail]

Idk, js try it on normal run I guess

[static pendant]

Yeah

[grave valve]

WAIT LOL YES

[fierce tiger]

YOOOO I NEED THE SEED

[vapid grail]

Play easy challenges?💪💪💪😎😎😎
Or play the actual fucking game😭😭😭🫩🫩🫩

[fierce tiger]

poly photochad, i had a run like that once

[static pendant]

And the seed is?

[grave valve]

I’ll lyk when I lose

[fierce tiger]

posted it on reddit and evil people said they needed a divorce so thered be place for a blueprint

[vapid grail]

@static pendant seed

[static pendant]

I got a seed before I got all 5 legendary before ante 3

Lemme see

[magic cosmos]

wowie

[magic cosmos]

i feel like with observatory u can reach ante 39 with this

[south badger]

i have those 3 purple seals. never seen 2 of them in my hand and the oldest of them havent drawed to my hand for like 4 antes

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[magic cosmos]

so freaking real

[grave valve]

ante 3 blueprint

and mime

[static pendant]

The seed was kinda weird

It's ALEEB

to coherent

Or smt idk

[fierce tiger]

wait where is the photo

[atomic trout]

Ante 12 is impossible

[tawdry geyser]

played abandoned deck for the first time and got Ride The Bus in the first shop

[grave valve]

I sold it for the pack ✌️

[fierce tiger]

broskiiii

[static pendant]

I got to ante 20 with this seed "ALEEB" Try it, it's fun

[keen pilot]

beautiful

[magic cosmos]

bull and ramen are bait here

[keen pilot]

I also just found out you can copy both marble joker and certificate in a single round :0

[magic cosmos]

i mean obv its 5 legendaries before ante 3 😭

[atomic trout]

Ramen suuuuuuuuuucks. Sold Boots

[fierce tiger]

they wanted to have a buffet run

[atomic trout]

Boots and Bull made the run possible

[fierce tiger]

not most successful in the challenge tbh

[magic cosmos]

with one copy joker??

[keen pilot]

Yeah!

[south badger]

actual peak starting hand

[atomic trout]

Ohh my god. It exists

[keen pilot]

It actually even has a slight difference in text that makes sense now
Marble says "when blind is selected"
Certificate says "when round begins"

[atomic trout]

Aleeb sounds like a name

[magic cosmos]

specially considering ur deck and that u have to dig to find ur cards it pretty awful

[magic cosmos]

yummyyy

[magic cosmos]

THATS SO COOL

[atomic trout]

Nah. High Card all the way

Not enough Devil's

[acoustic kettle]

Stop playing high card

💔

[atomic trout]

No red Seals 😢

[atomic trout]

Nah

[keen pilot]

So you can copy marble when starting a blind and quickly switch it for certificate

[magic cosmos]

thats not good even the lvl isn't that high

[acoustic kettle]

Just play pairs

[acoustic kettle]

Scores way more

[atomic trout]

High Card

[acoustic kettle]

More jokers to work with

[atomic trout]

Same with High Card

Ante 12 with High Card

[magic cosmos]

oh just like perkeo and the one that makes tarot cards I forgot what is it called

[pale sluice]

hot take ^^ abilities and above shouldn’t exist

[south badger]

should i try to dig for mime

[acoustic kettle]

Pairs are almost guaranteed to be drawn

It can use things like duo

[magic cosmos]

why not?

[pale sluice]

it just accelerates too fast to use in anything practical

[magic cosmos]

yes

[acoustic kettle]

Dig with what money

[keen pilot]

Yeah, no Perkeo is even more different, because Perkeo actually triggers when "exiting the shop"!
The more you know!

[south badger]

alr gng

[atomic trout]

High Card is just shove and win

[acoustic kettle]

Same thung with pairs

[atomic trout]

And with some luck

[acoustic kettle]

And it scores more

[magic cosmos]

yes but like kinda similar dynamic

[keen pilot]

True

[south badger]

ima slime you all out gng

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[acoustic kettle]

I mean i said that you don't have money

[atomic trout]

Seed ALEEB

[magic cosmos]

well its not always the case for everyone with enough experience winning isnt the problem like u can win with any joker but after that is where the fun is and making silly numbers

[south badger]

i read that instead of what

[magic cosmos]

what else do u hate?

[rugged umbra]

holy lineup 😭 😭 😭

[serene forge]

Showman

[acoustic kettle]

Blowman

[shell dagger]

wdym abilities

[pale sluice]

sorry but like what else could it mean

[acoustic kettle]

That was not the wind

[shell dagger]

there is nothing in balatro officially called an ability

[magic cosmos]

bro showing himself every shop but not the jokers u need

[pale sluice]

yadda yadda you know what I meant

[worn meteor]

no i don't actually

[magic cosmos]

common its obvious 😭

[shell dagger]

no i fucking don’t that’s why I’m asking

[pale sluice]

[shell dagger]

jesus

[acoustic kettle]

What does it mean actually

[pale sluice]

a mechanic 😭

[acoustic kettle]

What mechanic

[shell dagger]

so say that then omg

[tender quarry]

I think it means exponential xMult from the ^^?

[shell dagger]

oh

[magic cosmos]

like chads ability is to retrigger the first card twice

and yada yada yada

[south badger]

i was wrong. ts even clears without mime

[magic cosmos]

like each joker has its ability

[tender quarry]

Or more likely engagement bait from something that means nothing 🙂

[shell dagger]

well wouldn’t it be ^

[acoustic kettle]

Ah ye good idea to just delete everything

[pale sluice]

son calling me engagement bait

[acoustic kettle]

I think ^^ is square squared

[magic cosmos]

is English really that hard ppl?

[worn meteor]

then explain yourself

[tender quarry]

That wasn't a no 🙂

[worn meteor]

like which abilities?

what jokers don't you want in the game

or whatever planet or tarot cards

[shell dagger]

i literally thought you meant ^^ like the emoticon

or saying that you agree with the above message

[pale sluice]

oh mb

[acoustic kettle]

I thought ^^ is exponential

[pale sluice]

tetration

[shell dagger]

^ is exponential

tetration being unbalanced is not a hot take

[acoustic kettle]

Well yeah whatever the name is

[pale sluice]

ok

[queen dock]

Where !

[acoustic kettle]

Is it a cold take if no one ever considered it

[shell dagger]

maybe…

[keen pilot]

Goodbye, Marble

You've served me well

[slate vale]

Hmmmm doupt

[pale sluice]

if it’s unbalanced its unbalanced
and if someone were to make it balanced they would be making a sprite into a sparkling water

[south badger]

i died (i had a red seal queen and chariot but i didnt get the queen)

[acoustic kettle]

Even exponential is broken

[worn meteor]

should have used pot of greed to draw 2 cards

[pale sluice]

it’s much more usable

[magic cosmos]

i think its probably gonna change in the update probably

[pale sluice]

wha

what are you talking about

[acoustic kettle]

As if tetration exists

[worn meteor]

balatro is receiving an upcoming update at some nebulous time in the future

[pale sluice]

I know

[magic cosmos]

i mean like jokers gonna be more balanced in the update

[pale sluice]

yeh

[distant thunder]

😭

[magic cosmos]

but its taking so long

[acoustic kettle]

Chicot is big

[pale sluice]

well the modding community is big enough to keep us fed for a while

[worn meteor]

chicot would be small if they already have boss reroll

[magic cosmos]

i play on mobile i cant mod

[shell dagger]

hot take but TREE(mult) as a joker is unbalanced

[acoustic kettle]

[mellow cypress]

Not with that mindset

[magic cosmos]

i literally dont have a way to mod wdym

[mellow cypress]

install linux on your phone

and mod

[olive basin]

Simple instructions

[pale sluice]

“install linux” and im out

[stark karma]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/TEzb1g6WPH

Please read these horrendous Joker Ideas ToT

We have:
something that helps literally only trading card and burnt joker
A worse banner
And something that takes away all joker slots lmaoooo

[magic cosmos]

yeah no im too busy reading yuri

[worn meteor]

its not that hard for desktop platforms these days

[magic cosmos]

XD

[worn meteor]

arm is a bit more annoying though

[mellow cypress]

it's piss easy to do

[acoustic kettle]

Fire

[magic cosmos]

to you not everyone has experience

[worn meteor]

i like how the worse banner is a rare

[mellow cypress]

You do not need experience

[stark karma]

It’s very titillating

[mellow cypress]

We have the holy oracle that is youtube tutorials by mad lad indians in IT

the goats

[stark karma]

Mirror dimension is supposed to be for stencil but it literally makes it worse lmao

[pale sluice]

I think what he meant was

every 5 tarots make a joker that adds and takes up a joker slot, but is ignored by jokers that use joker slots as a mechanic

[worn meteor]

nah you just lose a joker slot

[stark karma]

Oh omg gain a joker slot for every 5 tarot cards???

[dreamy sentinel]

4 fingures on checkered deck genuinly makes straight flush super viable because you can play 8765 of spades and then a 9 of hearts or something and it counts as a straight flush

i beat gold stake with this and shortcut (useing the tribe and the straights X mult card as well as heart stone)

[worn meteor]

that's what its does, they didn't understand how stencil works

[pale sluice]

idk man

[vale mesa]

going into the negative tho

2 negatives make a positive

[stark karma]

Shortcut us more viable imo

[dreamy sentinel]

i think you can do just fine with either or but having both was really strong

i kept winning in 1 hand

[nova elk]

Can this work with a straight hand for example?

[vale mesa]

?

[nova elk]

Or just when I throw a 6 card away

[vale mesa]

???

[stark karma]

Seance would have been beautiful

[obsidian patrol]

you have to play a 6

only a 6

[wild merlin]

What 5 tips would you give to a new player such as myself?

Or any number

[vale mesa]

don't take poly skip

[magic cosmos]

or any skip other than investment on ante 1

[vale mesa]

how about coupon

[stark karma]

Wait lemme cook

[potent tree]

guys can balatro cure depression from repeated job application cycles

[magic cosmos]

NUH UH me no like

[vale mesa]

uh

[magic cosmos]

no bcz theyre the same thing

[wild merlin]

The kitchen is yours my chef

[dreamy sentinel]

single 6

[crystal skiff]

checkered deck gotta be top 3 deck oat

[lilac meteor]

Is a natural negative Baron/Mime/Blueprint/Brainstorm the only thing you need for an ante 39 run?

other than luck

[vale mesa]

no

[nova elk]

Ok thanks y’all

[magic cosmos]

we're discussing something similar in #🎙・server-chat if u wanna check it

[wild merlin]

Ok

[vale mesa]

what is that channel even for

[molten thicket]

you dont necessarily need a nat neg baron/mime/bp/bs but it helps majorly

if you dont have a nat neg baron/mime/bp/bs then you need really really really good luck

[stark karma]

Never have less than the interest cap (usually 25 dollars)

Chips +Mult and xMult is all you need to win, the first two can be done with planets or jokers or both but focusing on one kind of scaling is better, doing both is safe

Don’t waste money if you don’t need to, don’t buy useless things and consider the cost of everything to you

Not winning too quickly is core to the games strategy, you want to generate value before you win in round

Consider any kind of score as multiplicative, this will greatly help you evaluate how good something is for your situation and if you need to pivot out, mental math it

And a bonus hint: take it slow and steady if you can afford it, there’s no rush

[lilac meteor]

how'd you pass ante 32 then?

[wild merlin]

I don't get hint 4?

[molten thicket]

in my case it was a juggle tag and a bean

[distant thunder]

first time i passed ante 16 and it was even violet vessel

[wild merlin]

What does that mean?

[lilac meteor]

Ah

that makes sense

[molten thicket]

i sold perkeo for bean after getting enough plutos

[keen pilot]

lovely run! :D

[magic cosmos]

you would need one of these and a complimentary jokers like juggler or anything that helps ur hand size

[lilac meteor]

basically a nat neg main 4 and scoring jokers?

[vale mesa]

get your rebate money for example

[molten thicket]

also on my run i got a nat neg rebate

[stark karma]

People often tell you to put xmult to the right because it’s more powerful and though you might win faster, putting it on the left so you can farm scaling jokers like green joker or dig for gold cards or blue seals can be very beneficial for you, as long as you can win on the last hand

[lilac meteor]

I got a nat neg rebate and parking on my first ever naneinf

[keen pilot]

Did not check what the final number on the hologram was, sadly..
It was around 58x I think

[magic cosmos]

what a fat deck

[lilac meteor]

but i didnt get a nat neg main 4 idt

[molten thicket]

rebate in general is really really necessary for a39

[vale mesa]

tf

[lilac meteor]

Just for the cash?

[molten thicket]

well you need the cash to roll into serpents right

[lilac meteor]

aah

I might be going for a39

[vale mesa]

rebate is just really good

[lilac meteor]

Cause I don't have anything better to do

[magic cosmos]

not really a scoring joker anything that helps with ur hand size even like a bean bug

[wild merlin]

Ohhhh thx

[magic cosmos]

MUZUKI SPITTING FACTS

[magic cosmos]

good luck

[lilac meteor]

thanks

[vale mesa]

how

[stark karma]

No prob bob!

[stark karma]

Good luck!

[magic cosmos]

cz its dookie

[magic cosmos]

feed me more miss hornet

[keen pilot]

It could be even bigger if I actually copied properly every round. But I didn't even know you could copy both marble and a certificate in a single round, and sometimes simply forgot to move jokers around lol

[vale mesa]

i dont think im that passionate about hating anything

[magic cosmos]

[serene forge]

bloodstone is really transphobic :(

[magic cosmos]

I am about the psychic

[vale mesa]

ok yeah throwback sucks

[serene forge]

I'll make more later

[vale mesa]

I hate cavendish

[sand lily]

???

[magic cosmos]

yeah one time it gen triggered ONCE in a flush five red seal hand with sock

[magic cosmos]

okiiiie tag me when u do

[vale mesa]

oops

[celest pivot]

truly the pinnacle of balatro

[crystal skiff]

card sharp and checkered deck is the best early game deck combo in the whole game

[molten thicket]

we are so balalaing it

[magic tree]

Is Mime good in this situation ?

[molten thicket]

nop

[magic tree]

okay too bad

I wish I had Baron x)

[molten thicket]

also why are there so many steel queens

[magic tree]

because I copied them

[molten thicket]

why didnt you copy the glass king

[vale mesa]

stuntman

steel

[molten thicket]

it is plasma deck after all

[magic tree]

cause I wanted to fill my hand with steels

and then start copying glass

[magic tree]

I got it ante 1

free win basically

[vale mesa]

yeah fair

but like steels

[magic tree]

ik

[south badger]

beautiful baron ready run with no baron

[crystal skiff]

whats the best joker hand for checkered guys ?

[vale mesa]

full house

[crystal skiff]

i meant jokers

if ur talking to me

[molten thicket]

huh

[vale mesa]

smeared joker

[crystal skiff]

oh yeah that one could be good

[molten thicket]

wait what

[vale mesa]

.

[magic cosmos]

the tribe even tho its rare

cz u need to play flushes

[magic tree]

arrowhead, bloodstone

[magic cosmos]

ur question is confusing

[vale mesa]

onyx agate

[magic cosmos]

to bloodstone

[magic tree]

We all LOVE bloodstone

right?

[vale mesa]

i think its fun

[magic cosmos]

NUH UH

[molten thicket]

bloodstone is fine ig

[magic tree]

oops!

[magic cosmos]

see nobody LOVES it

[vale mesa]

i like it

[magic cosmos]

all sixes

[magic cosmos]

but u dont love it

[magic tree]

I knew it was coming lmao

[vale mesa]

waiting for the opportunity

[crystal skiff]

genuinely diddybludstone with the dice joker and checkered is goated

[tender bone]

The most beautiful thing i have ever seen

[magic cosmos]

i should lowkey make this my aesthetic

[magic cosmos]

no never take the bloody stone

[vale mesa]

bloodstone is out for blood

[magic cosmos]

and its losing catastrophically

[vale mesa]

oops

[crystal skiff]

i genuninely thought the reaction emoji was caked up amongus on 4 legs

[serene forge]

its from vampire survivors

they made an among us dlc in fuckin 2023

[crystal skiff]

they have caked up amongus in vampire survivors ? ❗ ❓ im buying rn 🙏 🥺

[lunar zealot]

We as a society need to ban zodiac deck

[magic cosmos]

and checkered deck for making bloodstone slightly considerable to buy

[crystal skiff]

😡

Clean up aisle; MY PANTS 😭😭😂😂😂🙏🙏✌️✌️

[vale mesa]

bloodstone doesn't suck

[magic tree]

do I risk it for the biscuit and take showman ?

[serene forge]

2nd trib in next shop

unironically no you want blueprint here

[magic tree]

okay thx

yeah BP would be amazing

BS too

[crystal skiff]

blueshit ?

[magic tree]

brainstorm

[crystal skiff]

hmm

indeed

[magic tree]

xd

well

I think its a pass

[crystal skiff]

pretty much blueprint if you close ur eyes

[acoustic kettle]

Bluestorm

[magic tree]

gonna copy faceless joker 100%

[rugged umbra]

make one for kanade and ena

[acoustic kettle]

Sell it

[crystal skiff]

riscuit for the bisk it

[magic tree]

true

[acoustic kettle]

But like

Faceless is your only econ

[magic tree]

yeah

[crystal skiff]

atp does he even need economy

[magic tree]

even though my hand size is small and I only have 2 discards

I have 34 face cards in my deck

[crystal skiff]

bro is running opposite of the abandonded deck

the found deck

[magic tree]

the adopted deck

[vale mesa]

you have to find the abandoned deck to play it

[magic tree]

so I have a 68% chance of drawing a face card

but invisible joker is a no go, I can't sell any of my jokers

[vale mesa]

organs individually?

[magic cosmos]

im spitting facts tho

[vale mesa]

good bloodstone runs exist

those are paper

[magic cosmos]

with oops therefore bloodstone on its own is ahh

[magic cosmos]

it does

then I strongly disagree with ur disagreement

[vale mesa]

oops with bloodstone is just fixed suit ancient joker
which isn't bad

[magic tree]

LESS GOOO

[vale mesa]

but without oops

its still fun

[magic cosmos]

bad taste

[magic cosmos]

yeah missing 11 times out of 10

[magic tree]

bye bye sock I guess

[magic cosmos]

ik but my opinion is right

[vale mesa]

ok well im the type of person to take every wheel of fortune

[magic cosmos]

ur opinion is wrong

[quartz ember]

or dna

[crystal skiff]

genuinely checkered deck is so nonchalant for making so many jokers useful

[magic tree]

I need DNA to copy my red seal glass king

[magic cosmos]

speak about urself im always right

[quartz ember]

wait not sock, chad goes

[tacit quail]

gd man white stake gameplay chat sucks

[vale mesa]

direction is relative

[tacit quail]

can we talk about how pairs are the goat

[magic tree]

why chad? chad is a double trigger, I'm only playing high cards

[quartz ember]

ah if you have glass that makes sense

[magic cosmos]

yeah let's see ur highest score with it without oops

[quartz ember]

bro

maybe consider playing something other than high card

[magic cosmos]

ik but it still sucks

[quartz ember]

like idk, flush 5

[magic tree]

3oak maybe ?

[magic cosmos]

it misses all the time case closed thank u

[vale mesa]

things dont need 30 reasons to suck
but yeah idt it sucks

[magic cosmos]

who needs google

[vale mesa]

the internet 50% of the time

[magic cosmos]

no thata a fact

[stark karma]

I JUST POPPED A NEGATIVE BLUEPRINT OUT OF THIS WRAITH

[quartz ember]

whats better 10 high card levels or x256 from trib

[vale mesa]

10 high card levels

[magic tree]

the latter

[magic cosmos]

i bet u don't even play bloodstone ur just disagreeing for the sake of disagreement

[stark karma]

YO

[quartz ember]

start playing those 4/5 card hands

[vale mesa]

why don't you spend this time hating on superposition instead

[magic tree]

okay I'll try (but look at my deck)

[magic cosmos]

do I have to say it

[magic tree]

@quartz ember

[magic cosmos]

cz i don't wanna

im still right

[quartz ember]

seems that it would be hard to not find at least 3 kings or queens

[vale mesa]

balatro player gambling instinct

[mellow cypress]

superposition is good

[magic cosmos]

im doing for funsies

[magic tree]

yeah, so the best play is to get rid of chad 🙁

it hurts

[magic cosmos]

okay now we're just lying

u just did iiiittt

fair

[mellow cypress]

it's fine early tarot gen 🤷
straights are strong

[magic cosmos]

okay wont say a thing

yeah xd but I just love talking like this

no hate to u pooks

[stark karma]

CGPHK2YX

This seed has like an ante 5 blueprint and an ante 7 negative nat neg bp in the wraith

[vale mesa]

idea for a change to face down cards
they are never revealed to you
when the hand scores it shows a range from the lowest to highest possible score until you beat the blind
hehe

[magic cosmos]

not me tho

blueprint is never late

[vale mesa]

ante 40 blueprint:

[nova elk]

At what money value it’s good enough to reroll shop?

[vocal rose]

whenever you’re above interest cap

[vale mesa]

-15

credit card

yep you can totally buy stuff

[nova elk]

Dope thanks

[magic cosmos]

depends on ur money gen and overall econ

[magic cosmos]

stop baiting ppl

[vale mesa]

wha

i do that sometimes

im an idiot

[magic cosmos]

thats like top 3 worst decision u can do 💔

[pale wolf]

or rather whenever it will keep you above the cap

[magic cosmos]

yeah im a master baiter

i bait all the time

[magic tree]

I'm beating my highscore

[steel crag]

fellas is this the right way to oreder my jokers ?

[pale wolf]

no, it's almost the worst

Copy photo

[vale mesa]

blueprint on photo

[magic cosmos]

and fear and hunger

[magic tree]

no you should always copy the x Mult

like I'm copying TRIB

[steel crag]

ok thanks fellas

[vale mesa]

no you try to balance triggers and xmult

[pale wolf]

triggers

[vale mesa]

oop

[magic tree]

I have one sock and one trib, so I copy trib

[crystal skiff]

guys when i use the grim spectral card with checkered deck, do i get any kind of aces or just heart or spade ?

[vale mesa]

extremism isn't good

[pale wolf]

That is entirely irrelevant here

[molten thicket]

if you want to farm lucky triggers then copy chad

[vale mesa]

i put util on the right

[steel crag]

like this ?

[ancient gyro]

any ace

[pale wolf]

The only plus multiple they have is holographic, which activates after all of their xmult which is on card

so it doesn't really matter the order between them

it just matters what they're copying

[steel crag]

then where do i play the blueprint please help me

[pale wolf]

we already said, copy photo

[magic tree]

its good

[pale wolf]

this is fine, and it was not necessary

You could have the blueprint and photo next to each other at the very beginning and it would be identical scoring

[molten thicket]

why would you copy drunkard...

[pale wolf]

having absolutely no clue what they're talking about

lol

[vale mesa]

to get into the exclusive aa club

[magic tree]

cause you love to drink

[pale wolf]

You can't copy editions

[ancient gyro]

yeah what did I come back to

[molten thicket]

wha..

[pale wolf]

it only copies The Joker abilities

[molten thicket]

is it bad if i cant tell if this is a joke or not

[pale wolf]

otherwise you could copy a negative and get an extra slot

[vale mesa]

even if it did copy editions you still shouldn't copy drunkard

[pale wolf]

by the way there should be a Joker that copies editions

[ancient gyro]

it only copies the joker abilities

uh

no

thx

[molten thicket]

ehhhhhhhhhhhh

[pale wolf]

lol

[molten thicket]

nahhhhhhh

[vale mesa]

negative?

[ancient gyro]

how about retriggers

[pale wolf]

A joker that re-triggers editions

there should be a Joker that retriggers sevens of clubs

[vale mesa]

polychrome is 2.25x

[magic tree]

how much am I gonna score, take a guess

[molten thicket]

a joker that strips your joker editions for +.5x mult

[vale mesa]

100

[pale wolf]

That's just vampire but worse

[mellow cypress]

at least 8

[pale wolf]

oh

[ancient gyro]

both the joker and the edition behind it

requires edition

for both

[magic cosmos]

e13

[steel crag]

thanks fellas

[magic tree]

wrong

[pale wolf]

this is a valid point

[magic tree]

e19 was the answer

[magic cosmos]

mid

[vale mesa]

how much do i get

[magic tree]

nah

[molten thicket]

2 pizzas and a diet coke

[magic cosmos]

Perishable 8 ball

[pale wolf]

The ratio of drink to pizza is not valid unless you're talking about a 2 L

[magic cosmos]

yuh

[molten thicket]

no you get a 300ml bottle only

[ancient gyro]

bro

[vale mesa]

aw

[molten thicket]

we ran out of budget

[ancient gyro]

you're not that thirsty

[pale wolf]

Two pizzas is more than one person's worth 😭

[vale mesa]

pizza is dry itll make me thirsty

[molten thicket]

reverse osmosis or sth idk

[ancient gyro]

oh I was thinking slices

i haven't downed a whole pizza before

4 is usually my limit

[vale mesa]

depends on the pizza size

[molten thicket]

if its a small/medium sized pizza then i think i can down one

[magic cosmos]

truly a game discussion of all time

[pale wolf]

whaaat

[vocal rose]

how

[pale wolf]

can't relate

[molten thicket]

but it does get pretty boring after like the 5th slice

[magic tree]

4 pizzas ?

[vocal rose]

it’s not about the taste

when ur hungry ur hungry

[vale mesa]

yeah...

[ancient gyro]

slices

[vale mesa]

out of 4 slices?

[ancient gyro]

not something I seek out to do

im not that american pilled

[vale mesa]

priorities

[pale wolf]

who are you, Tommy shriggly

there should be a pizza Joker

[magic cosmos]

if a pizza yummy enough u will do it without noticing

[molten thicket]

i thought you were american bcs you used slices as the quantity

[pale wolf]

what other quantities are there

[molten thicket]

whole pizzas

[pale wolf]

wtf

[vale mesa]

degrees celsius

[pale wolf]

wouldn't Americans be eating whole pizzas

[ancient gyro]

+8 consumables -1 per hand played

[pale wolf]

wouldn't measuring it in slices mean that you eat less

[molten thicket]

dont they sell big ass slices in ny

[willow frost]

i cant have more than 3, and even that's a bit much

[vale mesa]

how

[ancient gyro]

i just rarely eat pizza

[pale wolf]

I've eaten two medium Domino's pizzas in one sitting before

[molten thicket]

they sell by the slice and each slice is like $1.50

[vocal rose]

fire

[willow frost]

idk i just get full quickly now

[calm furnace]

inflation be damned the 1$ slice place in my city no longer sells $1 slices

[molten thicket]

it isnt the usual one its like really really big

[willow frost]

i get 18 inch pizzas for reference idk what you all have

[ancient gyro]

medium

[molten thicket]

i have no idea what size my pizzas are i just call them small/medium/large

[willow frost]

sick

[pale wolf]

Domino's medium is 12 in and large is 14

[magic tree]

photo good here ? Too bad I don't have chad anymore

[pale wolf]

Even they're extra large is only 16

[willow frost]

oh shi

i get mine from costco

[molten thicket]

oh

[pale wolf]

I think two 12-in pizzas might have about the same amount of pizza as one 18-in pizza

[vale mesa]

OH

[willow frost]

they only have one size and its 18 inch

[vale mesa]

COSTCO PIZZAS

[molten thicket]

so an 18 inch is like really really big

[ancient gyro]

costco pizzas are known to be giants

[willow frost]

yes

[vale mesa]

THEY'RE SO BIG

[molten thicket]

is 18 inch the diameter or thr radius

[pale wolf]

diameter

[willow frost]

diameter

[molten thicket]

bcs isnt 18 inches like

[pale wolf]

lmfao

[molten thicket]

uhh

[willow frost]

imagine 18 inch radius lmao

[molten thicket]

45 cm

[latent egret]

if it was the radius we'd be talking to joey chestnut

[pale wolf]

it is a foot and a half

[molten thicket]

oh yeah

[ancient gyro]

oh boy pizza half my body height

[heavy heron]

but the costco membership is expensive..

[molten thicket]

god damn that pizza is big

[pale wolf]

if you asked for a 1-ft pizza and got a radius 1-ft pizza you would not think you just got a 1-ft pizza

[latent egret]

all is relative

[molten thicket]

is it sold by the slice

[willow frost]

2xpix12^2 = 288pi
pix18^2 = 324pi
so in theory 2 12s is more i guess

[pale wolf]

In New York

[heavy heron]

it could be

[ancient gyro]

this is just the burger king situation

[pale wolf]

isn't that less

[last bolt]

FINALLY

[vocal rose]

foot lettuce

[last bolt]

AFTER MANY DAYS

I GOT PERKEO ON GOLD ('Rick carried)

[vale mesa]

you don't even need to involve pi

to find the ratios

[magic cosmos]

niiiice

congrats

[last bolt]

ty

[pale wolf]

basically two 12-in pizzas is pretty close to one 18in

[molten thicket]

ivr never seen a pizza bigger than like 40cm in diameter

thats 16inches i think

[willow frost]

wait fuck i thought we were multiplying by two again lmao mb

[willow frost]

true, i just wanted to

[vale mesa]

1 medium is about 1.4 smalls
1 large is about 2 smalls
extra large is about 2.6 smalls

[magic cosmos]

[vale mesa]

and costco regular is 3.2

ish

[willow frost]

these are pretty good ratios

[pale wolf]

what's small

10?

[vale mesa]

mhm

[magic cosmos]

this chat is too American for me

[unreal iron]

a small pizza

[willow frost]

normally with fast food stuff theyre like a large is 1.6 a small lol

[unreal iron]

mind blowing i know

[molten thicket]

is this dominos mesuraments

[vale mesa]

yeah

[willow frost]

how big is your pizza

[molten thicket]

does these measurements translate to other pizza chains

[magic cosmos]

who cares about how big they are all i care about if its yummy

[vale mesa]

if costco made a large size
how big would it be

[molten thicket]

double the radius

[willow frost]

well how much do you eat

[olive basin]

this person is too European for me.

[willow frost]

holy fuck i would die

[unreal iron]

i still dont understand

[willow frost]

0.6 slices eaten

[pale wolf]

there's no Costco near me

[unreal iron]

me neither (europe)

[olive basin]

I agree with your statement.

[pale wolf]

You have Ikea

which is basically the same vibe

[vale mesa]

costco be measuring their pizzas in feet

[olive basin]

IKEA

[willow frost]

mine's not that close but we still go kinda often

[molten thicket]

ive never seen a costco in my life

[olive basin]

Do you know what a Sam’s Club is?

[vale mesa]

the nearest costco and the nearest ikea to me are right next to each other

[pale wolf]

In my city there's a pizza place that is famous for doing giant pizzas though, they're like 2 ft by 4 ft or something

[willow frost]

im bri'ish, im not sure if that fully counts as europe lol

[willow frost]

nice

[vale mesa]

tf

do people eat them

[willow frost]

always wanted to go to an ikea

[pale wolf]

yes?

[molten thicket]

although i have went to like bulk warehouse stores (not costco) before

[pale wolf]

Not individually

[willow frost]

HOLY

[molten thicket]

i do but i havent went to one

[pale wolf]

they aren't just making giant novelty pizzas that are inedible

[magic cosmos]

till my tummy is full

[molten thicket]

there def isnt one in my country

[magic cosmos]

im north African

[vale mesa]

don't you ever eat past that point

[willow frost]

alright thank you

[pale wolf]

if you do then you die

[magic cosmos]

see im always right

[vale mesa]

mr bones gives 4x capacity before you die

[magic cosmos]

np no need to thank me

[molten thicket]

what pizza would be the best to eat a lot of

[olive basin]

This person is too North Africa for me.

[magic cosmos]

[vale mesa]

im not even american literally never use imperial measurements except pizza

[willow frost]

same

[magic cosmos]

well said Mr Gabriel mind if I use my machine gun to shoot u

[molten thicket]

ive never used measurement on pizza i just call them medium-sized or sth

[pale wolf]

when you order pizza in your own country it's ordered in inches?

[vale mesa]

the size charts show inches

[pale wolf]

That's so funny

[magic cosmos]

its just small medium large why u need allat

[pale wolf]

I wonder if they're just taking them from American pizza place resources

recipes

[lost vault]

a Nailgun would be considerably more effective

[vale mesa]

im so glad i dont live in america rn

[pale wolf]

Not really relevant to this chat

neither was the pizza stuff but t

[olive basin]

Bloodstone_hater, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of God.

[molten thicket]

tbf pizza isnt game discussion

[pale wolf]

Pizza discussion is not a game!!!!

[brisk furnace]

I just joined this server

[vale mesa]

pizza tower is

[molten thicket]

mb this is serious matters

[pale wolf]

hello Jimbo

[brisk furnace]

I thought this was about Balatro

[pale wolf]

from left 4 dead

[vale mesa]

idk who told you that

[molten thicket]

uhh it is

probably

[pale wolf]

generally it stays on topic, I'm not sure why we were talking about pizza

[magic cosmos]

okay Roger that ty

[pale wolf]

I do remember saying there should be a pizza Joker

[molten thicket]

isnt there a pizza joker in mp

[brisk furnace]

What would it do

[pale wolf]

idk

and IDK lol

[magic cosmos]

NUH UH

[pale wolf]

what are some characteristics of pizza that should be represented in a joker? The crust being left over? the slicing of it? How flat it is?

maybe the way it's spun when they're making it

[vale mesa]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[molten thicket]

what do you mean by this

[pale wolf]

oh it was my fault, I said the liquid to Pizza ratio was off

[molten thicket]

ooooh

so it was me

[pale wolf]

I don't think I could be any clearer with the message you replied to

The characteristics of ice cream that are represented in its Joker are that it melts over time

etc

[molten thicket]

it DOES??

oh

[crystal skiff]

guys lusty joker or shortcut for checkered deck

[unreal iron]

it melts with each hand

[pale wolf]

and that you consume it

[vale mesa]

goddamn greasyness

[pale wolf]

It's probably a bit of both

[unreal iron]

do shortcut why not

[pale wolf]

Like that's probably why it goes per hand and not per round like popcorn

[molten thicket]

i thought you were talking about the visuals

like how would it change

[unreal iron]

the functionality of a food joker is that its perishable

[molten thicket]

visually

[unreal iron]

by round, by hand

by rng

[vale mesa]

pizza gets consumed faster the more jokers you have

[pale wolf]

oh I actually like that idea

[molten thicket]

not a bad idea

[unreal iron]

how much faster

[molten thicket]

but what would it do

[unreal iron]

yeah

its a cool concept for sure

[brisk furnace]

Maybe there's a chance to consume it

[unreal iron]

but what does it do?

[vale mesa]

idk

[brisk furnace]

The more jokers, the higher the chance

[molten thicket]

if pizza = happy then maybe it can be a buff to other jokers

like +$3 sell value or sth

[unreal iron]

what if one of the jokers is lactose intolerant

[magic cosmos]

gift card exists

[brisk furnace]

Cheeseless pizza

[molten thicket]

how would you implement that 😭

[molten thicket]

yeah idk

[unreal iron]

i bet that devious joker is lactose intolerant

[magic cosmos]

what If the player is

[ancient gyro]

i liked my idea

[unreal iron]

+100 chips per straight

[unreal iron]

instant tummy ache

[brisk furnace]

Each Joker/Card gains+X Chips/Mult?

[magic cosmos]

and theyre scared of cheese and would make them lose

[unreal iron]

into the toilet

[magic cosmos]

OUCH I AM ONE I DONT WANNNA PLAY ANYMORE

[magic cosmos]

+100 per gay

[molten thicket]

haha i curse you with lactose intolerance

[unreal iron]

guess i got 100 chips now

damn

[magic cosmos]

u welcome little seal

[unreal iron]

:3

[magic cosmos]

u gonna cancel it out

cz i already am