#🕹・game-discussion
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imagine both of them breaking the same round
😭
dont even joke itll happen
try
michel broke were safe
paywall endless
endless mode should be a post-game treat
Try is crazy are you praying on his down fall?


that costs $11.99
should I sell something for the campfire here
no
I'm thinkin I sell maybe the giftcard for it? but idk
I see the genuine article and the truth
gweenie
GUYS I just learned Misprint isn't random
grimbo if pair is levelled up sufficiently
Go on
gift card is polychrome
no its not
i guess u can time it well to always get the best mult of it
ik but I have enough econ to make a bigger campfire
Ante 7 having card sharp as my only source of Xmult and I rolled from the needle into the eye
ok then
At some point in the glitchy text the word after the +number briefly changes to something like "#@7C" or "#@2H"
7 of Clubs. 2 of Hearts.
You can literally predict the next card you get when you draw
🥺
Checkered deck... as usual
We all know that lol
I didn't know that
that doesnt make sense
to me
it is still random, just made public to the player
We thought you were talking about the mult part
Oh no that I have no clue
ante 11 right after getting photochad and baron mime (i had a lot of kings) i get plant
misprint tech is like iceberg surface level knowledge
I didn't know about the thing in the word
I have been regularly playing this game for less than a week.
yeah. thunk posted about it publicly
New player well then your journey has just begun
you'll like it
I mean I played for 15 hours straight in 2 days so
It will be very fun and challenging
i like balatro
i like you
what would be current game knowledge that would be considered bottom of the iceberg
other than the luchador manacle stupidness
i was just about to say luchador manacle
Why would marry andy unlock after playing 4 7s of clubs

that's a much huger campfire than I expected but the game kept giving me $50 temperances
Illusion is unaffected by Hone/Glow Up
Foil gold, let's go
You can get negative hands with Luchador on Needle
prob

high contrast mode
"caino" would also be like, bottom of the iceberg 😎
Why nobody answered me
idk i feel like mime parking interaction is pretty far down on the list despite probably being used fairly often
what was your question
I didn’t get an answer earlier, ig I’ll ask one more time before I just choose myself and probably screw over my run. Should I?
Why merry andy unlocks after playing 4 7s of clubs
or idk what joker wad
he doesnt
😭
Who here fw balatro
it doesnt, seeing double does
ME ME ME
buying overstock or overstock plus with an empty shop will reroll it with items
the round after michel expires and a clean cavendish?? (ignore blue stake)
the origin of seeing double is a deep cut though
that's surface level
Seeing double does
What was seeing double
seeing double is an album
WAIT...i can just sell everything except cav and then hex and ankh right??
After rerolling every boss 101 times the game crashes
Andrew is more of a pain to unlock. You have to win in under 12 rounds
I think only 10 people know that one lol
But at what cost?
uhhh
wheel of fortune isn’t actually 1/4 🥸🥸🥸
That wasn’t bad for me
It’s not?
?
its always approximately 1 in 4 but never exactly 1 in 4
I mean this is about as low as I can think of idk what you want from me man
black hole potentially being able to take the place of a soul if you get omen globe
it isn't too bad if you do it on an easier stake where skipping is less punishing
Waiting in a queue is taking years off my life lowkirkenuinely
in arcana pack
I just wanna pay my tuition and then go right back home and play balatro
How much is the chance of black hole on spectral or planet pack?
😭
I swear i get almost one on every run i make
multiplayer balatro?
i think this counts
0.3% per card in the pack
You can use immolate to only destroy 1 card by quitting and returning to run

Pinteresting...
Interesting
I just realized u can block tarots cards
Its pretty rare though, takes me like 10 attempts at 0.5x speed

“elite ball knowledge”
would crimson heart eye psychic mouth obby licks most hand played, rtb/htr/tdl/campfire interactions count as middle or bottom iceberg
good expression of skill
shado you dont do anything with mobile balatro right
where does parking mime interactions go
not really skill but simply application of game knowledge
Which is i guess skill??????
Wdym block?
middle of the berg i think
If im not wrong if u buy like 2 tarot kards they cant appear again on shop, only if the magic guy thingi

strictly pc pilled
Okay now this is awesome. What do I sell tho?
Nope
Oh yeah
a joker tarot spectral or planet card cannot appear multiple times unless you have showman
im thinking lower middle
Im sorry bro
ricky
Ohh that blocking
therefore you can hold a card on your person to avoid seeing it
whether it be a tarot or a rare etc
okey
Yo...Rick.
Dang, rip 23x mult lol
heres a list of the typos i know of in the code:
- canio is spelled as caino (game.lua -> j_caino)
- seltzer is spelled as selzer (game.lua -> j_selzer)
- there's a comment in card.lua where thunk spelled everything as "everyting"
guys… what about shortcut four fingers unexpected straight flush 🤯
Calling out thunk
where on the iceberg is reordering your glass face card so photochad goes super mega big!
i did see a balatro iceberg on reddit a few months ago and either it was complete and utter nonsense or i just don’t have ball knowledge
Literally unplayable /j
On da berg
it could be like, roffle community inside jokes
edition and joker scoring order or for card enhancements like mult 🗣️
that is deep knowledge
even i dont have it off the top of my head
bc i dont care :^)
wild that misprint has almost the longest code and it took so long for it to be found
and it was even in the pre-release versions
The true power of chicot
What do y'all know about perkeo
this is pretty surface level
Reddit moment
Aw heckers our iceberg is so deep keanu wholesome
Fortnite bad minecraft good
Is really every seed winnable?
I doubt it
hasn't been proven, but an impossible seed has not been found yet
unproven but likely
and the game has been fully out for almost 2 years now
rerolling into the same boss blind is a pretty good deep cut, and maybe ante -1, but the rest are nonsense
congrats 🏳️🌈 /j
last thursday ism
what
last wednesdayism
i know what the last thursday blah blah blah is but i dont get what that has to do with this
you hate wednesdays
garfunkle
the universe was created last Thursday
speculative hologram??
How does one even save scum in this game
it's the same line of reasoning as the teapot
mid level berg = i know about it
bottom of the berg = i dont know about it
leave
i don't see why it's speculative
open the spectral and the standard
Trees be like
you could get incant
ante 6 so kinda late
i got bored with the current topic
What is the Chaos Theory?
It's fine
sometimes the game just lets you pause and do it freely and sometimes you need to exit the game to do it but essentially; leave
you have like x20 mult
Ok question for balatro gaming...
Does brainstorm and blueprint copy card editions (polychrome, foil, etc...)?
joker art made by the same artist who made vagabond
just an unused joker art asset
in the files but has no effect iirc
not even asset
Nope
oh it's in the files mb
Lumpytouch even made a youtube short about it
But yeah it's just art
alternatively it’s the study of how small perturbations in dynamical systems accumulate over time
Interesting
what the hell is "different planet scaling"
no idea
I drew 2 Jokers for Balatro! One is Vagabond. The other? I reveal it in this video.
The song I used for this video is a Balatro main theme arrangement by @johntayjinf! Go check out their channel for AMAZING chiptunes! Big recommend!
I currently have 160 hours in this game. That number is expected to rise.
#scary #gaming #funny #drawing #shorts
either we don’t know ball or it’s the fact that hands scale at different speeds
We did it reddit
it was invented for the book jurassic park believe it or not
Our brains are melting
"round 0 legendary" 😭 this is so surface level dawg u just charm tag -> soul before selecting a blind
Heckin heckers
and "cola-compatible blueprint" IT ALREADY IS
but the fact that it is is def an iceberg moment
bottom of the iceberg and it’s a clickbait roffle thumbnail (observatory naneinf)
How is negative invis elite ball
You, ma'am, have won the internet!
thats in "layer 6" btw
What is the glass imperfection?
Idk but I definitely feel like it has something to do with queens and five card plays...
The glass be imperfect
was he the one that intentionally made blue joker art incorrect by like 2 pixels until a later beta fix
he only made 2 art
thunk made everything else
o
Top 1 niche and esoteric Balatro info
he put the 2 pixels
Never before talked about
lilo how do i beat donu and deca
caught
i know this isn't related to balatro at all
"glass imperfection"????
"every seed is winnable" conjecture
"startup joker sticker"????
"wheel of fortune is bad"???
zebra how do I beat dreadnaughtilus
you know what
What ascension?
still a0 im bad at game
this iceberg doesnt even have abstract joker saying jimbo on it
just got it for christmas
dont you just like stay still when it goes apeshit
it circles around you
i dont have enough time in StS to tell you that
not in legendary mode
oh
awww
Yeah you gotta unlock more stuff
Why summoner for legendary mode
3:
Game become way more fun once you do that
When I did it it kinda sucked
kill the donut to prevent it from scaling
did someone say dreadnautilus as in terraria blood moon enemy
Typical kami being kami
When I killed dreadnaut in leg mode I think I just ran like a bitch on a minecart
You make even the devil cry.
wow you love photochad
I love The Plant
I still beat it
W
goes to show people who die to plant are wimps
we do a little bit of ankhing
Based
I die to plant :(((
too bad i can't pivot to naneinf...
because no blackboard value
Skilll iss… jk
i understand
stm buidl died to plant
1.4.5 update
???
Do y'all pronounce it as naninf or nanny-inf
gta 6 is coming before terraria 1.4.5
i say nan inf
nan einph
the 2nd one but i hate that you spelled it that way
i dont pronounce the e in my head for some reason
doc
does he say nan inf
Good
Author's intent
do NOT look up "list of gairaigo and wasei-eigo terms" 🔥
those who nose
I don’t nose
Same
lmfao
ok yea the way doc says it
iht'ss naht luhyk inglish iz fuhnetuhcuhllee cuhnsistent
nah-n inf!? thats wild
nan inf
Guys I think it’s time for the PhotoChad Pivot
this is a hate crime im dyslexic /j
😭 😭 😭
Ohhh new whips and stuff
I love stupid runs (all negatives were natural
its the most accurate way of sounding out nan from its constituent words 🤔
Okay I won’t
to be fair
i can see it
my accent pronounces nan and naan very similarly
nan, short for nanny [British English]
what do you mean "naan" / "nah-n"
ehvruheething iz thuh moast aekyureht waey uv sowndung owt wordz teknicuhlly
if you were contracting not a number into nan then it sounds more like naan to me
grandmother infinity (naneinf for short)
father time and mother infinity
That’s where you’re wrong, you can’t assume consistency with English
Domain Expansion Grandmother Infinity
egsaectlee
There's so many grandmothers oh my god
yoo geht mai point
Where are they coming from
its the reason we pronounce other acronyms their ways as well though, like radar, lidar, sonar
I need to stop doing this fucking typing quirk ass bit 😭
radar isnt pronounced radder
thats not what you said though. you said "its the most accurate way...""from it's constituent words"
logically it should be pronounced N.A.N or nan [pronounced as the word that is short for nanny], not "naan"/"nah-n"
Wait ante 16 has another mega boss blind? I’ve never made it this far I never knew
its ray-dar because it comes from ray-dio
Yup every 8
all multiples of 8
except 0
what are you talking about 😭 the constituent words are not, a, and number
Podcast
“Another boss blind” they all do lol
youre just saying the same thing without saying how you get from A -> B
Imagine using the glitch to get to ante -1 and the ante 0 blind is violet vessel
wouldn't even be that hard
600 points my foot
it's just 600
A boss boss blind
when you make a set of words into an acronym, that you pronounce, generally the pronunciation of the letters in the acronym comes from the words it is being made from
is 0 considered a multiple of 8 though
idk
do you have an example
I don't fink so
radar, lidar, sonar
wehn yoo maek uh seht uv werds ihnroo un aecrohnum
E37 NEW BEST
natural numbers congruent to zero mod 8 
scuba
those arent acronyms
although htat depends on how you define natural number
scubba
i beg your pardon
Just beat my 4 joker run with this lineup 👍
Natural numbers are integers greater than zero
"An acronym is an abbreviation formed using the initial letters of a multi-word name or phrase"
some texts include 0
some don’t
This is piglatin on drugs
source??
yeah like GNU standing for GNU's Not Unix
luckily I don’t take classes where it matters anymore
That’s stupid that’s just whole numbers
you might be confusing it with initialisms, where there is overlap
thihs iz pihglaetuhn ahn drugz
wikipedia, with no source, so here's one from a primary source:
"an abbreviation consisting of the first letters of each word in the name of something, pronounced as a word"
cambridge dictionary
acronyms are generally pronouncable initialisms
SO THATS NAN
so whys scuba not an acronym then
NAN IS NOT A NUMBER ABBREVIATED AND PRONOUNCED AS A WORD
what
SO IS RADAR LIDAR AND SONAR
???
Things are getting heated in the english fandom
what the HECK are you confused about right now
i'm just over here pronouncing shit
yea where can there be confusion
radar, lidar and sonar are not acronyms by that definition, nan is. you are so just completely misunderstanding what im saying
why arent they acronyms???
"first letters of each word"
thuh kwik braun fawx jumped oavur thuh laezee dawg
they are abbreivations of the first letters of the names of systems! pronounced as words!
"dar"?
do you not know the origins of these words
Part of me wants to learn but I feel there be no going back
dawg
STOP FIGHTINGGGGG
lol
Linguistics in English are actually so inconsistent it doesn’t really matter guys bc English just takes from multiple other languages to develop their own words
you cant even look up radar acronym and learn what it means?
it doesnt say THE FIRST LETTER of each word, it says the FIRST LETTERS
this won't be enough. but still 1 in 1000 is extremely small, idk why i was worrying
tomato tomato
our parents are fighting again
this is the most interesting argument ive seen in a while
that makes zebra my mom and i dont wanna think about that
zebra is high
i'm not high i'm correct
how is radar an acronym
go figure
E40 AAAAAA
eye'm naht heye eye'm cuhrrekt
RAdio Detection And Ranging
THANK YOU
RAdio Detection And Ranging is what radar is an abbreviation for
you cannot argue that RA is not the first two letters of radio
i say not a number eulers to the infinity
Radar is word and only an acronym if each letter stands for something?
wtf is even the point of this
like what stops u from googling that but you can go to wikipedia for acronym
you're assuming "the first letters of each word" has to mean one letter per word and thats simply not true
i have black hair and pronounce
DeoxyriboNucleic Acid
not a number (lists the entire Taylor series expansion for exp) inf
That’s not true tho it’s 10 to the infinity
Keep pronouncing it funny
Sonar and Radar are very classic examples of acronyms
"my source is you should have looked it up yourself"
i didnt know and someone else claimed they knew, getting information from the person saying they know is completely logical.
im basing off of how I say naneinf not what it equals
pedantic final boss
that is not what im meaning at all
chat what does the smogon tier PU stand for
Slop arguement
chat what is the SIR model
i just didnt know that radar was an acronym
what's pine tree in latin
oh ok
wuht's peyen tree ihn laeuhn
cornelius
fire
i made that up
balatro
eye maid thaht uhp
Laeuhn 😭
AM I WRONG
close
DO YOU NOT PRONOUNCE LATIN AS LAEUHN
A MERINGUE
Not really 🔥
La-tin
i misread this as labubu and thought you fell for the brainrot
no it isnt wtf
this game is dog shit
oh no
lol
FUHNETIKUHLLY SPEEKIHNG EYE'M BEEYING KUHMPLEETLEY KUHRRECT
should've made more money
Fuhnetikuhlly 😭
kami i havent read a single message 💀
wtf does that mean
What happened?
should've had a V8
i stopped trying after the 2nd one
they joined, and then left after saying that
it's just phonetically consistent english
That is sad, lol
they play zzz and deadlock so i guess it's expected 😭
you could do way worse, it's still intelligible, you could go ghoti levels of abstraction
ghoti = fish btw
Oh god you're so right
just go right back to beowulf english honestly
makes the world a better place
teaching my kids this
out the womb
lauGH
pistOn
loTIon
GH O TI is fish
the middle word is women
not piston

screen share 🗣️
Chat my queue number is c36
?
like the DreamWorks movie
they're at c23 rn
yea
why are you at the dmv
oh i'm at campus to pay for stuff
Kami behind the wheel?
kami cannot be allowed to drive
normally i'd find that insulting but you're right
gift card dies i assume?
A train sounds interesting and walking is always good
yes
wait
okay i went down a big rabbit hole trying to learn how balatro would be pronounced in old english
simon roper
all i do is imagine him saying it and i know how it would be said
there's different analyses of it though
Ggs. 2-pair run done
okay so balatro is the singular nominative...
I hate the bus
makes me carsick
OH MY GOD THEY'RE AT C31
IM SO CLOSE TO GOING HOME
and it's masculine okay
PLEAAAAAASE
Living on a pray
balatra
nah they destroyed all the face cards
you're taking an all night trip to...uhh idk
you could see how they'd try to pronounce the word as given to them by a time traveling modern speaking, you could try to evolve the word backwards as it is said in english today... you could simply see how it was said in latin at the time, since they coexisted
ts run is so cursed
do i take wrathful over supernova here? spade flush/flush houses
and i've already passed the goad so no debuffing
the bus is scaling
Oh My GoD iDoL
How long have you been at the dmv?
supposedly you can translate once you know the case, type, and gender of the noun but i cant figure it out.
balatro is a singular, nominative, masculine noun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNQo54Ddte8 this may help
In this long video, I try to cover almost all elements of Old English pronunciation, and how the phonetics of the language are reconstructed by historical linguists. Naturally, as it is only preserved in written form, plenty of things are uncertain - here, I try to make clear where we are quite sure about things, and where we are unsure.
I use ...
i love osaka dialect
not officially
no, and yes*, but you shouldnt talk about it here per #📜・modding-rules
Ok
yo wildcards are kinda underrated?
multistone runs are quite fun
until you run into any of 4 bosses
underrated aspect of wild cards tho
if they were better it would be a good aspect
i got retcon on this seed
yo does anyone have a really good seed for multiplayer i am trying to troll a friend
arrowhead doesnt do very much considering youre in endless
like 2 wildcards with 1 tarot or?
that isn't going to make wilds better
i'm guessing the next update, whenever it happens, will have wild cards not be affected by suit bosses or something like that
meh im doing 13 ante at most
at least
the jump to 600m is kinda crazu
i actually think 2 wilds for lovers is maybe too much but idk
thaaaaaaat's endless
Localthunk has stated lovers will only be 1
yet it will still be a good buff
id rather take empress
Especially if wild cards get buffed in the future
yeahhh but im more of a fun seeker, not ante 69 enjoyer
so i am curious
its ironic you see
do we have any evidence of this
any tips for golden needle
3 yoricks
my server
ill do my best
i mean photochad is the easiest way to get there
That the spirit
oh i thought you were using this as a source for localthunk saying it'll only ever be one
no lol
basically any exponential mult is good
that would be a funny way thunk says it though
Miserable challenge completed, it’s sticker time
the power of chad compels me...goodbye supernova?
ty
np
i think they'll be immune to boss blinds entirely
We need wild card to be an actual wild card, any number, any color
That would be interesting
Yeah, an actual joker card lmfao
wild rank is not happening apparently according to thunk
It must be a headache to implement
tbh i dont know why but
So you play 5 joker ccards, would that be flush five, or what
Xactly
fuzzy fredbear
the game always handles hand determination the same way
So if you can fix and solve balatro code you can have wild cards that are any rank
5 wild cards if wild cards counted as any rank. they could be many different hands unless you just make it score the highest possible
I CAN GO HOME
it looks at every applicable hand type and chooses the highest one
+1 on this.
the highest ranked one on the run info hand list.
thats not like an idea i have, its just how the game works
my favorite straight build enhancement
How do we know you're not localthunk
do i take michel here, pray it expires and get cavendish next round
(i skipped 2 chads but needed scoring so had to take photo)
new joker reverses poker hand determination rankings so almost every hand is a pair
:D
flush is only level 10 atm
over half the deck is spades so i can play a max of 5 in spades
i get around 40k a hand with a spade flush if photo triggers with brainstorm
10 hands with burger ofc
what if you play 10 pairs
i'm fucked is what. only level 2
i take gros michel here for safety scoring and maybe cavendish, you only lose $1 from interest so i think its fine to keep for a bit
Sobbemoji
fuck* gros michel
The problem is
painted deck
damn my bad
gross mitchell
Reposting
you do not
I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (theres like 2 perishable cavendish that dies way before ante 8 it was sad)
vayn i feel like you're the statistical outlier of balatrocord
and it scares me sometimes
this is what happens if you play checkered deck, Bloodstone is just a good card
They can’t be loculthunk
I suppose
WHOOAAAAHHH, amber is the color of ur energyyyyy
oh wait i had a glass queen i forgot about
i'm gonna have to bank on that
never mind. we're screwed!
unless by some god forsaken miracle...
guys i got the order supernova and a brainstorm round one what is the best order for it all rn
New best
i wanna play burglar today
just turn the supernova to an Xmult for calculation and compare it to other jokers that way
BECAUSUE I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDEEE
AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH
AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I
what's going on
well fuck.
did you try pair
if it’s leveled up, that is
also what challenge is this
🫡
ouch XD
ou
my flush house got me only 100k
High Card run initiated
why hc
High Card run dead
oh marble
Except I'm an idiot who thinks I have nova and not grimbo
What's the move here
save

none
hi invis
grimbo gang forever
lmao
miku
yes that is miku
Chat... do I?

GETOUTTAHEREMARBLE-
cough bloker cough
:)
Oh
time
to kill card face
you're in endless
I
did now
idk why i picked it up 💜
Did they change it
Damn 🥀
ooh
Nvm i got the wall next 💔
wait do you need it eveoh damn pairland forgot
Hey. I've made some theorycrafting and done some calculations. Here it is:
import math
#deck: black
#setup1: BP, BP, BP, BP, BP, BP, BP, Burglar, Baron, Mime
#setup2: Baron, Burglar, Mime, BP, BP, BP, BP, BP, BP, BP
#setup3: BP, BP, BP, Mime, BP, BP, BP, BP, Baron, Burglar
#note: bp is replacable with bs, but the effective setup should be as above
#how to get there:
# 1. 3 ectoplasms
# 2. roughly 60 red seal steel kings (classic DNA deck fixing for naneinf)
# 3. have ectoplasm in your inventory before ante 24
# 4. ante 24: this is what I need to evaluate RN.
# ... to be finished after I figure out ante 24
#final round strategy:
# 1. arrange setup1
# 2. start vs serpent
# 3. arrange setup2
# 4. trigger serpent until you have 1 hand
# 5. arrange setup3
# 6. score
retriggers = 6 # BP, BP, BP, Mime, Card, Red Seal
mults = 6 # BP, BP, BP, BP, Baron, Steel
mult_val = 1.5
naneinf = 2*10**308
ante24 = 2*10**77
total_mults = retriggers * mults
ante24_mults = (retriggers-1)*mults
plutos = 100
base_chips = 5 + 10*(plutos-1)
base_mult = plutos
base_score = base_chips*base_mult
log15_naneinf = math.log(naneinf, 1.5)
log15_ante24 = math.log(ante24, 1.5)
log15_basescore = math.log(base_score, 1.5)
required_triggers = math.ceil(log15_naneinf - log15_basescore)
required_kings = math.ceil(required_triggers/total_mults)
ante_24_triggers = math.ceil(log15_ante24 - log15_basescore)
ante_24_kings = math.ceil(ante_24_triggers/ante24_mults)
blueprints = 7
ante24_hand_size = 8-3+2+7-2 # 8(base) - 3(2*ecto) + 2 (2*paint) + 7(DNA+6 BPs) - 2(2 played kings)
base_hand_size = 4 # 8(base) - 6(3*ecto) + 2(2*paint)
hands = 5 #3 + grabber + nacho, no hieroglyph
total_hands = (blueprints + 1) * 3 + hands - 1 # -1 for the last hand to be played as a scoring hand
kings = base_hand_size + total_hands * 2 - 1 # -1 for the played king
print(ante24_hand_size,ante_24_kings, kings,required_kings)
Is there a cheap way to test it in a game?
debugplus mod probably
see i told you itll be ok
Pareidolia gotta be my favorite card ever
unrelated but you can specify the language
```py
print("like this")
and it'll have syntax highlighting
too bad it gets negged by plant

i STILL think plant isnt that bad and YALL JUST LOVE FACE CARDS TOO MUCH
It's the most iconic build in the game
And the most fun
Nvm I think I'm losing
eh, and eh

Nvm again
with a mod like DebugPlus, also you only need 51 red seal steel with that many copiers (assuming a couple levels in high card)
WHAT
Phew
Egg
also I love the planet card art
nat negative econ joker on omelette
catppuccin mocha
hell yeah
beep
Yep I'm losing
greed killed me
Aaand i lost
🥀
How do you lose on the first ante
Unless you genuinely just throw
i wanted money
yeah anything for the money
Is that omelette?
yes
I got free baron 💔
Ah
You yearn for the mimes
Oh has anyone here done cryptid mod? Cause I'm on my 3rd run and I keep getting the magic boss blind
pillar killed me
Do I ecto chat
ok vagabond keeps giving me hierophant
Please keep giving me it
Because
I
Need
Chips
balatrodle in 6
balatrodle in 9
Uncommon joker overload
Weird, wasn't on my channel list
balatrodle in 4
and im not happy with my second guess tbh
tf
I hate black deck
tf is balatrodle
balatro wordle
gulp
bye smiley
bye luchador
💭
i hit the wrong button asdjkbljwkfn
I’m stuck on purple stake
🤔

you ain't washedd
You are
i have not played in a year
and im gonna immediately make a mod after comign back
mhm
Why
I hate Bloodstone
got c++ and immediately retired to make mods until vanilla updates
then my computer got wiped out so i quit everything
until today ig
Ahh I see
That’s pretty tragic
i had like 12 jokers fully coded and like 5 with art too
XD
i came back cuz i randomly got pinged by a friend of mine and that just brought back all the memories sigh
Oh wow hahahha
That’s so cool
yeah
Can I see them?
Ohh 😭
Damn
Did you buy a new pc then?
no i still have my original one just that all the data got wiped out
what if there was a joker that descaled based on the amount of unscoring cards
Hmmmm that’s a cool idea
SPLASH USECASE ALERT
I had a useful splash yesterday
no way how
For the first time ever
splash is very useful for crashing your bus
It was a natural negative at the start and I was playing pair on plasma deck and had business card so it was giving me money lol
shop 1 
im going for that build so this is nice
the other day i was looking for a baron pivot and i got baron and dna on the same roll
So what is the point of having cards that grant joker slots when they also take up the extra slot
then spent maybe 10 antes looking for a mime
incredible
welp time to look for a mime
The ONLY time splash has ever been useful lmao
If I keep getting new joker slot cards am I supposed to be aiming for a Joker that does crazy things when you have tons of Jokers
Wdym
This seed is just stupid. 😂
Ended up dropping Happy Face for Blueprint later on.
Anti-Matter voucher.
Not a joker
that's not a joker
SiIvagunner mod joker
It gives you Donut Jokers at the start of every round that only grant an extra slot and have no other purpose
But I also mean like negative jokers too
Negative jokers also do other things tho
Like what's the point of an extra slot if you get a junk Joker
Abstract Joker sweating rn.
for some reason i always choke at ante 6, but i'm getting there 
just use ecto on a not junk joker
This is what i got in ante 3 and never did i say a positive dollar after that 🤣🤣

And the funny thing is it turned out to be my highest ever scoring run lol
Abstract crying in the corner
the reason why my most played was the high card was because of planets, and maybe the splash joker played a part too
you'll get there eventually, it just takes time
you'll also start to pick up what generally does and doesn't work as you keep going
I have never seen Ecto, may not have it unlocked.
it's already unlocked i believe
all spectrals, tarots, and non secret planets are unlocked but not necessarily discovered
$$$
hand count is from selling burglar and using judgement
Bullstraps with 3 rentals is quite funny
why sell burger
sticker?
-9 doesn't matter when i make so much money
btw i like how the background for the showdown blinds look similar to the main menu's background
got the effect anyway, judgement could've given me a poly or something
this profile is already c++ so no more stickers
Not getting past the needle
again
nvm small blind killed me
rip
having the checkered deck be unlocked by the black deck is funny
you win on a deck that makes it harder to built your economy early on and thus die, and as a reward you get a deck that lets you play flushes all day
I hate Bloodstone
I got my first flush five and eris card (and astronomer achievement) solely because of the checkered deck and it was free for ride the bus too
I love Painted Deck
youre goated for that
Ooh negative eternal mystic summit
hurts
What do i get rid of for blueprint?
What kinds of hands does even Steven support
straights
pairs
two pairs
even 5 of a kinds
Like I'm ante 2 with it as my only joker
Thanks
full houses with even cards can work too
So I already pivot off flushes?
you're quite odd, steven
Yea I said that and as payback he hid all my even cards at the bottom of the deck
I hate Smiley Face
Can some1 help me please
bloodstone
Tysm
6Y35745S - painted deck
lost to final boss - honestly, i'm surprised i lasted that long given how non-cohesive my build was
early antes were also extremely weird
replace oa6 with 4fingers? i got some lucky cards but lucky cat hasn't appeared and it may be too late now
baron build or keep gunning for the idol?
Oooo, I got kings of ouija ig I'm doing high cards then
can survive a few antes and build up toward whatever, i have lots of scoring
oh wait this is baron i have lvl 25 high card aswell
well boys it finally happened to me after all these hours
my cavendish actually got destroyed and i lost my gold stake run because of it
when i did c++ that NEVER happened to me ever
Nvm, I just lost 🤦
don't say that...i have one right now and i'm only on purple stake for painted
what a surprise
I didn't even factor it in as a possibility
was at end of ante 7
was my 2nd to last gold stake i need to complete
f
im still just sitting staring at the screen stunned
what's your last after that
zodiac, not because i've tried and failed a bunch just haven't really wanted to play it
not that i wont fail a bunch
im generally quite awful
well thank goodness it hasn't died till now
i mean 1 in 1000 it may never happen to you as long as you play the game tbh
500 for him
right yeah but still
I can't even make michel leave
michel is destroyed first round I get it every fuckin time
only when I really need it to stay alive though
ok
@hollow birch check this one out...it lasted me 20 odd rounds before i failed a blind and i was worried i'd lose at least one with my luck today lol
(i hexed and ankh'd cav)
and as if on cue my glass 9 and 7 both broke in my current run. anyways, onto orange stake. more suffering inbound
no credit card in buffoon pack as you can see...
Made copy of almost 6 Spectrals still no dejavu
aaand we got walled.
if only there was anything to do this game pmo sometimes🙄🙄
I hate black deck HOW DO I WIN WITH THIS THING
Need advice
Should i get rid of rocket for hanging Chad
Do I need base mult? If I get enough planet cards for flushes I should be fine right
The holo is my only base mult so I’m scared
Lmao
you can use it and you can get 7/6 jokers
6/5 jokers
alright
Ty
good to know
or well yeah 7/6 in this case
franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
Also I hate this game whenever I get ecto it gives the negative to my ice cream
peak comment
Or my popcorn
do i ecto? im scoring e23 rn and the boss blind is e17
do note that doing this means that you cannot buy anymore negative jokers - once the invis is sold to copy
i dont have the hand size voucher yet and my scoring will take a huge hit UNLESS i reroll right now and find a joker
if i ecto
Well fuck me
A lucky seltzer from ante 5
triple bloodstone
Not pictured here was a nat polychrome egg that I had to sell from the ox
😭
Mmmmm STENCIL
Delicious
NEVERMIND I SAVED MYSELF
do you get a sticker on a joker that perished
yes debuffed jokers, perished or debuffed from crimson get stickers
do i take this
you did the neg invis thing, i think because of that you have to sell two jokers to have enough space for it

Why didnt you... sell...

