🕹・game-discussion

[unreal iron]

yeah

[deft sandal]

She Gros on my Michel till I Cavendish

[unreal iron]

i fullskipped and won mine

after countless attempts

i rolled a throwback and just went at it

[graceful oasis]

shoutout tb

thats how i got my first win actually

i was new enough to do like 6 skips and got bailed out

[unreal iron]

my first win was with fibonacci

greatest joker of all fucking century

[dim elk]

why tf is one red deck, is it the ankhed holo?

[trail acorn]

my first win was also with tb

[dim elk]

V

[royal bobcat]

We don't need to shoutout throwback

[unreal iron]

shoutout fib!!!

[dim elk]

same, he the goat

[trail acorn]

green joker is lowkey my goat

ive won like 50+ gold stakes with him

[unreal iron]

youre no different than the average gold staker

[trail acorn]

eh ig

[unreal iron]

when the scaling +mult scales very well

[deft sandal]

scoring e11 with this setup is fucking crazy

[graceful oasis]

i just got seance and burglar gold off a green / burglar / ramen combo BARELY.

[dim elk]

holy shit

[trail acorn]

did this barely but it was hella fun

[deft sandal]

Aww man, if it wasn't perishable

[trail acorn]

and actually beat it fairly easily

[deft sandal]

still taking it tho

[unreal iron]

MORE!!!

[royal bobcat]

No I'm different I like red card and dagger fuck you (platonically)

[unreal iron]

mfers when they realise red card is actually goated

and dagger is like, dagger i guess

ugh

[trail acorn]

red card is also really cool

[deft sandal]

[unreal iron]

1.25 a round

[trail acorn]

hologram value going to the moon

[deft sandal]

starting with 14 cards

[unreal iron]

madness seethes when he sees this

[deft sandal]

it's at 25.5

25.5^4

[unreal iron]

MORE!!!

[dim elk]

so 5^8

[trail acorn]

this wins gold stake with no jokers

the flush by itself

wth

[deft sandal]

so close

[dim elk]

😢

[narrow igloo]

yall i need assiatance quickly

[deft sandal]

couldn't find my one glass card in my 119+5 card deck

[trail acorn]

uh oh

[narrow igloo]

do i take the oops instead of the photo?

[deft sandal]

over the chad

[trail acorn]

nah over photo

[deft sandal]

uhh, sure

[trail acorn]

photo without chad is nothing

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[deft sandal]

and if you find sock, just sell chad

[verbal oak]

That was close

[deft sandal]

and if you find idol, sell oops

[trail acorn]

sell blueprint for card sharp

[narrow igloo]

wow thanks alot your so helpfull.

[lunar zealot]

Ello ello

[dim elk]

should i grab bloodstone?

[lunar zealot]

1. do you have oopd

if you don't have oops bloodstone is a liability

[narrow igloo]

so i sell photo?

[deft sandal]

Nah, we buying hone and move on

[lunar zealot]

Generally yes

[dim elk]

i always get only oops or only blodstone

[narrow igloo]

someone lmk like rn my teach is abt to take my laptop

[dim elk]

i mean, this is a gambling game

[narrow igloo]

ok thx

[lunar zealot]

oops is fine on its own

lets you get shit like reserved parking and lucky cards more stronger more easierly

[narrow igloo]

i might be the greatest balatro player oat

[serene forge]

no

[deft sandal]

yea, you need some sort of retriggers

[narrow igloo]

i got sock right now

[lunar zealot]

bloodstone on its own is really really bad

[narrow igloo]

im actually him

[dim elk]

kinda yes, but also kinda no

[lunar zealot]

i don't want to say unusable but it kind of is unusable

[serene forge]

it is absolutely unusable

[lunar zealot]

consistency is everything on gold stake

and oopsless bloodstone is the opposite of consistent

[graceful oasis]

gets me every time

[serene forge]

well actually

it's bbc value so it's usable

[lunar zealot]

Case in point

[deft sandal]

why the checkered deck I played today are so good

[lunar zealot]

this level of inconsistency shouldn't be legal imo

[serene forge]

bloodstone sucks

[acoustic kettle]

It's 1 in 2

[lunar zealot]

bitchass build scored between 100k and 780 million

in the same run

[acoustic kettle]

Just hit every heart

[deft sandal]

im starting to fall in love with the checkered deck

[acoustic kettle]

[dim elk]

so do i

its my fav deck tbh, like i love flushes

[unreal iron]

crazy joker hard carry

[deft sandal]

frfr

[acoustic kettle]

How much mult does tribe needs to be good

[serene forge]

2.5x

[graceful oasis]

ZERO

[unreal iron]

cuz flushes SUUCK

RAHHHH

[shell dagger]

5 lots of 1.5x but they have a 1/2 chance to trigger

[ancient gyro]

1 in 2 for 1.5x

mf

[deft sandal]

Im flushing you down the toilet

[acoustic kettle]

[serene forge]

i cringe whenever i see someone say flushes are consistent

flushes on gold stake take as much effort to draw as straights

[unreal iron]

oops! bottomdrawed the suit you wanted!

[deft sandal]

it is when you're on checkered

[lunar zealot]

Bloodstone moment

if anyone needs an argument to bloodstone being bad then save this screenshot

[ancient gyro]

vayn 🗣️

[acoustic kettle]

Fixing for flushes are easier bc 3 cards in suit changer

[lunar zealot]

you're welcome in advance

[lunar zealot]

vayn clearly has something wrong with her to play checkered that much (joke)

[shell dagger]

guys can I onetry 10 streak zodiac deck

[serene forge]

play *bloodstone

[lunar zealot]

do it no balls

[deft sandal]

the reason the lovers is there is for us to play flushes

[ancient gyro]

in case for future reference

[shell dagger]

if only I didn’t have a dissertation to write 🥀

[ancient gyro]

@ vayn you missed your doctor's appointment

[deft sandal]

same as sigil

[stiff ore]

well this should be interesting

[lunar zealot]

brother it's january 8

[ancient gyro]

castle scaling 👅

[serene forge]

yo let's go heart removal

[lunar zealot]

my semester hasn't even fucking started yet 😭

[shell dagger]

first draft due on the 23rd

[serene forge]

sigil sucks

[ancient gyro]

back when I didn't unlock bloodstone

[acoustic kettle]

My semester starts in february

[ancient gyro]

didn't wanna take any risks

also would've died

but yeah

[dim elk]

agree

[serene forge]

my semester started yesterday

[shell dagger]

i start on monday

[deft sandal]

kinda, if you dont have a large hand size

[lunar zealot]

explains why you're dumb asf

[shell dagger]

doing a class on mathematical biology

[lunar zealot]

(joke)

[stiff ore]

all i need for this run now is vampire

[acoustic kettle]

[lunar zealot]

I am the hottest balatro player in this server

[ancient gyro]

i no longer have semesters 🗣️

[valid ether]

I like sigil when I dont yet know what I want to do with the run (then I am not yet on gold stake)

[shell dagger]

unc

[ancient gyro]

hottest sounding maybe

[serene forge]

no it's @hybrid tendon

[lunar zealot]

Girl what

[ancient gyro]

i havent heard brooke in vc yet

[lunar zealot]

i haven't voice trained in months

[deft sandal]

hottest and balatro player in the same sentence 🥀 💔

[ancient gyro]

maybe you've peaked

[lunar zealot]

Talking like drspectred doesn't exist

[serene forge]

i find that hard to believe

[lunar zealot]

wdym

[glad sequoia]

Oh dang... Okay 😅

[lunar zealot]

i thought it was obvious

[ancient gyro]

drspectred looks like one of my physics engineers in my campus

you sounded fine

[lunar zealot]

You NEED scoring bro

[serene forge]

no tf it isn't

[deft sandal]

I'm sorry, the only guy I would consider hot is Roffle Lite, Not Roffle Heavy, just Roffle Lite

[ancient gyro]

for the 20 seconds I was paying attention that night

[lunar zealot]

???

[acoustic kettle]

Doc looks so good ngl

[lunar zealot]

:blunder:

[ancient gyro]

well

[lunar zealot]

FUCK

[ancient gyro]

🗣️

[serene forge]

idiot

[dim elk]

okay, what has this conversation devolved into?

[deft sandal]

now certificate just follow me anywhere

[ancient gyro]

irl simping

[acoustic kettle]

It is game tbf

[lunar zealot]

pls don't simp for me i am very taken

[deft sandal]

Roffle is so hot btw

[ancient gyro]

meh

[serene forge]

I need hit road the

[lunar zealot]

roffle seems like he'd have really long legs

[ancient gyro]

his haircut is something I see myself making fun of in public

[deft sandal]

he has legs????

never knew that

[acoustic kettle]

Roffle looks married with 3 kids

Fatal blunder

[deft sandal]

definitely

[acoustic kettle]

I'm dead

[stiff ore]

i need vampire

its the only one im missing

[deft sandal]

you never seen the photo of them together?

[dim elk]

imagine he never shows up cuz its daytime

[stiff ore]

lol

[jolly relic]

what do i delete !!

[acoustic kettle]

Balatro

[dim elk]

golden ticket

[jolly relic]

❌

[dim elk]

you have plenty of money

[stiff ore]

that would suck lol if he only showed up between 18:00-06:00 real time

[acoustic kettle]

Dusk

[jolly relic]

i dont but ur probably right

[deft sandal]

has no one seen roffle's family photo

[jolly relic]

i can make my cards lucky

instead of gold

[glad sequoia]

Yeeeeah, I died immediately after lol

[deft sandal]

I got the photo, look at his family

[dim elk]

where the wife at?

[acoustic kettle]

Wow

What a joke

[deft sandal]

🤫

[dim elk]

😨

[sullen mica]

challenge runs so goated lately

[stiff ore]

finally got a decent scoring joker lol

[glad sequoia]

Selling luchador had me draw two cards

[deft sandal]

a thing of beauty

[dim elk]

inclusive communism

[south badger]

haha photochad go brrrrr

[deft sandal]

me taking the sixth sense and completely forgot about it one second later

[dim elk]

better then 8 ball

[south badger]

photochad go even more brrr

[slender creek]

8 ball is so ass sorry

i dont get the 8 ball hype

[deft sandal]

chill on 8 ball, it hits more that bloodstone

[dim elk]

dont say sorry,we all know and accept that

[deft sandal]

8 ball is ass, but bloodstone is even more ass

[dim elk]

dont hate on my precios bloodstone

[slender creek]

bloodstone hate is so forced

[obsidian patrol]

no it sucks

it needs another joker to be okay

[deft sandal]

I would say red card is the worst joker in the game, and I'm not sorry about it

[obsidian patrol]

you would be incorrect

[deft sandal]

that's just my opinion

[slender creek]

not even top 10 worst

seance is probably the worst imo

[obsidian patrol]

worst joker probably like idol

[deft sandal]

Seance is top 5

[deft sandal]

ehh, can understand that

[dim elk]

like, just skip all bufoon and regular packs if ur deck is already made, i got it up to +66

[obsidian patrol]

you can also skip arcana packs if they dont have money most of the time

[deft sandal]

required a lot of deck fixing, which when you get it online, your game is probably over

[stiff ore]

welp, at least i unlocked certificate

[dim elk]

never even used him, too hard to use

[acoustic kettle]

Idol seance baron showman are the ones i can think of off the top of my head

[deft sandal]

congrats

[heavy heron]

you did good

[slender creek]

what do you guys think is the most overrated joker

[obsidian patrol]

8 ball is good btw

[acoustic kettle]

Baron

[stiff ore]

i couldnt find that god damn vampire

[acoustic kettle]

Triboulrt

[deft sandal]

trib

[slender creek]

lowkey obelisk 👀👀

[jolly relic]

obelisk

[acoustic kettle]

Definitely triboulet

[deft sandal]

Oh and Obelisk

[heavy heron]

trib is properly rated ✅

[slender creek]

you get jt

[heavy heron]

strong joker

[deft sandal]

trib and obelisk

[jolly relic]

horrible joker

[dim elk]

no one even remembers him bro

[obsidian patrol]

Its not

[jolly relic]

it is

[obsidian patrol]

one of the fastest scaling xmults

[deft sandal]

definitely not

[obsidian patrol]

In the game

[heavy heron]

obelisk is good, you’ll see once you play more

[acoustic kettle]

Obelisk is one of the best joker ever

[heavy heron]

just my opinion

[heavy heron]

you think trib isn’t strong?

[slender creek]

its not horrible but its just not as good as people say it is

[stiff ore]

say whats the first tag you guys always look for

[heavy heron]

is 32x bad to you

[jolly relic]

its horrible

[ancient gyro]

8 ball runs btw

[acoustic kettle]

Obby only scales slower than campfire

[heavy heron]

that’s without any retriggers

[obsidian patrol]

i dont look for it but i always take economy tag on ante 1

[dim elk]

im not understanding the sea of its horrible and it is not

[heavy heron]

they’re saying obelisk sucks, eat em alive andolth!!!!

[acoustic kettle]

Triboulet is so overrated it's painful

[deft sandal]

I would rather have perkeo

[dim elk]

agree

[deft sandal]

imagine getting triboulet on abandoned

[dim elk]

i mean its good, but very overrated

[acoustic kettle]

And campfire is the fastest scaling xmult

[stiff ore]

i always look for the free shop tag first so i can get 2 free packs and (hopefully) 2 free jokers

[dim elk]

i did

just now

[obsidian patrol]

bad idea

free shop tag isnt that good

[heavy heron]

or slowest if you’re broke

fast is subjective

[acoustic kettle]

The shop having eternal rental and perishable

[deft sandal]

omg, it's the red card.

[jolly relic]

speaking of overrated

[heavy heron]

i personally don’t like obelisk, but i’ll easily admit it’s prob strongest jokers

[ancient gyro]

10 more minutes to dig more screenshots no thx 💔

[jolly relic]

actual red card

is up there

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[stiff ore]

farthest ive gotten is blue stake so im not super familiar with all the stickers

[acoustic kettle]

Gift card is decent

It is a permanent increase like hiker's

[jolly relic]

red card is horrible

[dim elk]

btw what are some underrated jokers?

[slender creek]

what about underrated jokers

[jolly relic]

oops

[deft sandal]

Jimbo

[ancient gyro]

splash

[heavy heron]

if you have money set up already, it’s pretty good

[acoustic kettle]

Hmm

[heavy heron]

6 mult a shop is actually better than you think

[ancient gyro]

and ig pari in a sense

[jolly relic]

trash

[acoustic kettle]

Hard really

[dim elk]

ehh, i guess

[heavy heron]

and what do you think of supernova

[deft sandal]

How precious

[heavy heron]

or green joker

[slender creek]

nobody fw blue joker like i do

[jolly relic]

trash

[heavy heron]

interesting

[acoustic kettle]

Good scaling jokers

[dim elk]

you gotta have a really big deck

[jolly relic]

flash card is way better

[heavy heron]

but red card isn’t? 😭

[ancient gyro]

here u go

[heavy heron]

it’s like

[dim elk]

i pair him with blued deck and burglar

[heavy heron]

green joker and supernova scales 3-4 at most per round

[deft sandal]

this 4 mult can win you the game

[heavy heron]

red scales 6

[acoustic kettle]

Red card is more mult per dollar

[heavy heron]

so you can’t say green joker is good

but red card is bad

[acoustic kettle]

Nah i love red card

[jolly relic]

poop

[pale wolf]

with chag yes

[deft sandal]

another underrated is Hit the Road

[ancient gyro]

we had this exact same conversation yesterday I'm not about to start tweaking again this early in the morning

[jolly relic]

😭

[slender creek]

also i love spare trousers

[ancient gyro]

i dont use ballot 👅

[acoustic kettle]

Best mult per dollar is trousers

[dim elk]

btw gng i redeem a seed money on a green deck

[heavy heron]

lofucudofudofu

[tepid skiff]

green joker, supernova and ride the bus all pretty much do the same thing are really good for going pairs on gold staje

[slender creek]

one time had a run with 3 polychrome spare trousers

[acoustic kettle]

Only thing i don't like about supernova is its kinda vulnerable against some bosses

[slow iris]

I HATE THROWBACK

[pale wolf]

its UNPIVOTABLE

it is LIMITED

[acoustic kettle]

Ans i'm pretty sure it can be perishable

[tepid skiff]

the eye

[pale wolf]

and it is NOT TOTALLY CONSISTENT unless high card but then maybe psychic

[south badger]

what is more worth short term

[dim elk]

whats unpivotable?

[pale wolf]

nova

[deft sandal]

banana

[heavy heron]

that’s a lot of double skips

[dim elk]

banana, but ig u can go for flushes

[heavy heron]

in your tags

[ancient gyro]

aj if gs

[pale wolf]

i take ancient for the long term

[bleak hemlock]

shit be like thanos

[acoustic kettle]

Well it is plasma

[deft sandal]

who flushes on plasma anyway

[acoustic kettle]

You can survive

[pale wolf]

i like aj

[dim elk]

idk, what do you do?

[pale wolf]

tbh i like flushes when theyre viable

[deft sandal]

highcard

[ancient gyro]

can't be me

[heavy heron]

which is always ❤️ ❤️

[pale wolf]

except for bloodstone oops

if i stumble into bloodstone oops i hate myself the entire game

[heavy heron]

oh yea bloodstone doesn’t work w flushes

because it doesn’t work period

[deft sandal]

the only time I would play plasma is when Im going for naneinf

[latent egret]

plasma gold stake is harder than black deck ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ

[pale wolf]

prove it

[shell dagger]

aj is easily the best pick here

[jolly relic]

why does bloodstone hate exist

[pale wolf]

bc it kills you

[acoustic kettle]

Playing other decks undid all of my plasma hours

What is this

I suck at plasma now

💔

[heavy heron]

because you can do everything right and still die

in fact not “can”

[ancient gyro]

tbf plasma is prob one of the only other decks that technically buffs flushes

[heavy heron]

you will

[deft sandal]

skill issue

[jolly relic]

everything would include getting an oops no?

[pale wolf]

for base chips??

[shell dagger]

aj is good enough to immediately mult pivot

[heavy heron]

that’s not everything that’s just being lucky

[pale wolf]

lol

[ancient gyro]

insert kami pasta

[acoustic kettle]

Guess i'm no longer a plasmer

[pale wolf]

kami schmami

[acoustic kettle]

I'm just a normal jimbo now

[jolly relic]

so with this logic everything would be trash then?

[latent egret]

if only not plasma, would be free win...

[ancient gyro]

for both benefits of 5 scoring cards

[shell dagger]

plasma buffs flushes by virtue of onscore effects and retriggers being overall stronger on plasma

[pale wolf]

no you're just online

[deft sandal]

square

[shell dagger]

quimbo plasm GG ez clap

[ancient gyro]

every time you find 150 jokers in your run

[ancient gyro]

quimbuh

planert park

[dim elk]

MR BONES COMING IN CLUTCH

[jolly relic]

what

[deft sandal]

the best joker in the game

[heavy heron]

no not at all what

[pale wolf]

no.

[calm furnace]

cant believe i got rage baited about debating the value of rentals today

[latent egret]

is red card viable on plasma

[heavy heron]

bloodstone needs oops to work

unlike, say, AJ

[latent egret]

AH

[ancient gyro]

my reaction to your statement

[heavy heron]

if oops was common

[pale wolf]

you can play a hand with ancient and know you will win with it

[heavy heron]

fine sure

but it’s not

it’s uncommon

[pale wolf]

you can depend on it for the life of the game

[heavy heron]

you’re entirely at the mercy of the shop

no matter how much money y you have

[jolly relic]

maybe find oops

[heavy heron]

oops isn’t promised

[pale wolf]

you cant do that with bloodstone without a specific uncommon synergy

which is garbagio

lol

[calm furnace]

make a voucher that works like oops

[pale wolf]

not bad idea tbh

[ancient gyro]

sure why not

[deft sandal]

if AJ works like castle, that would probably be one of the best jokers, but since it can land on the suits you dont have, it is not that great tbf

[shell dagger]

not really

[jolly relic]

love how like i got told luck wasnt present at all in this game and now youre all whining about luck cause theres a joker you dont like

[shell dagger]

technically mult scalers into xmult can work but like

[heavy heron]

you start with all 4 suits though

so

you’re not at the mercy of luck

[pale wolf]

its about probability vs anecdotal luck

[calm furnace]

make AJ uncommon

[shell dagger]

packs r so good and you dont get the benefit of continuous linear scaling like on other decks

[ancient gyro]

aj being card specific scoring rather than unconditional scoring is favored as opposed to idol logic

[dim elk]

hold up, whats aj?

[calm furnace]

ancient joker

[heavy heron]

i don’t know who said luck isn’t a factor but they’re wrong

[pale wolf]

this isnt anecdotal "oh bloodstone always kills me"
its statistically LIKELY itll kill your streaks

[calm furnace]

my issue with AJ is not AJ itself but how wild cards get debuffed by all suit bosses

[pale wolf]

if you play it

[ancient gyro]

guess how much dice you're gonna find in the next 5 runs and then go play them

[calm furnace]

makse building for a wild card deck extra risky

[pale wolf]

in aggregate

[lunar zealot]

goomba fallacy

[jolly relic]

like 500 people here

[lunar zealot]

also strawman argument

[deft sandal]

if it looks at what suit you have, AJ can be pushed to be a legendary joker

[calm furnace]

luck is not a factor on the course of entire run but it can be a factor in small segments of a said run

[acoustic kettle]

Hmm

[ancient gyro]

and then come back to me and say I didn't need the dice to win those runs in order to prove the point about winning being skill based and not luck based

[acoustic kettle]

The luck based part can stay in shops
I don't want to gamble in gameplay too

[ancient gyro]

the parent argument in question falls because you're introducing luck and skill by itself instead of for the purposes of winning runs

[deft sandal]

this is probably the best joker tbh

[calm furnace]

todd looking different

[dim elk]

btw whats the waifu jokers and cards mod name

asking for a friend

[acoustic kettle]

You can say todd looks odd

[ancient gyro]

neato jokers

[shell dagger]

What is a goomba fallacy

[acoustic kettle]

[shell dagger]

i only know goombas from hades

[dim elk]

arigato gozaimasu (feel the stink aura)

[acoustic kettle]

I almost said odd looks todd

[verbal oak]

Baron Mime on purple stake

[dim elk]

idk but purple feels royal

[latent egret]

idk if i take the duo on plasma

eternal

[pale wolf]

what

[latent egret]

cause cav might be coming

[pale wolf]

i only know hades from mario

[ancient gyro]

nah

[dim elk]

only if u have big multipliers or early into the run

[pale wolf]

hey deez nuts

[ancient gyro]

what

[shell dagger]

someone with 20 sub 6 runs is a goomba

[pale wolf]

sub 6 runs

[shell dagger]

6 minutes

[pale wolf]

i see

[acoustic kettle]

6 clicks

[deft sandal]

devious joker being the MVP in this group 👑

[dim elk]

btw whats one of the worst suit joker?

i feel like rough gem

[shell dagger]

Bloodstone

[dim elk]

good if playing on checkered

[ancient gyro]

nope 👅

[shell dagger]

scoring joker than can still just kill you

no thanks

[lunar zealot]

bloodstone

rough gem is money, arrowhead has great chips and onyx agate is for the best suit in the game

[ancient gyro]

also im not stereotypical so i look at other decks equally

[deft sandal]

rough gem provides some decent econ

[dim elk]

spades are more elegant

[lunar zealot]

your mom is elegant

wait that's not an insult

[dim elk]

i will take that as a compliment

[deft sandal]

they all have their uses

one lover is all it takes

to create magic

[ancient gyro]

kami they call you elegant because you're a 🦵 🐜

[dim elk]

you making it sound a lil too freaky

[ancient gyro]

and 4 specific jokers

[dim elk]

kinda reminds me of the working of the back palace of the apothecary diaries if you get the refernce

[ancient gyro]

no I haven't watched the anime

[heavy heron]

bloodstone

100%

even without the 4 uncommons i will never go hearts

spades is cool w me, clubs and diamonds too

because arrowhead, agate and rough gem are all decent

i’m ngl though i think agate is 2nd worst

behind bloodstone

35 mult.. ehh..

[dim elk]

could be better

[heavy heron]

like it can be good? maybe w a photo

[trim notch]

i was on a run with x7 madness

[dim elk]

spades for me are the second best behind bloodstone

[trim notch]

And i wanted to leave the game to play later and idk why

[dim elk]

they sound elegant, give chips and look cool

[heavy heron]

yeah imo arrowhead is the best of the 4

[trim notch]

My instinct started a new game

[deft sandal]

they should have a combine system that create a legendary joker when you collect all four suit jokers

[dim elk]

you are the 8th mad guy

[trim notch]

💔💔

[deft sandal]

cuz collecting the four jokers now feels like a huge achievement, but the scoring is not even great

[heavy heron]

yall ain’t seen my wild card rough gem agate arrowhead bloodstone build yet

(it hasn’t existed yet)

[dim elk]

nice brownies recipe

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[deft sandal]

bloodstone need oops to survive

[ancient gyro]

blackboard completely invalidates this statement

[dim elk]

shi forgot bout him

[heavy heron]

you know like

[dim elk]

yeah he a goat

[heavy heron]

i used to see a bloodstone early

and think

wow this is a winning run!!

but damn

it really is humbling

the more you play this game

how not exciting it is seeing a bloodstone

[ancient gyro]

thunktank already deconfirmed exodia jokers even with the ironic statement of bloodstone existing

[heavy heron]

it just….. 50% hit rate bro

like wtf

50%?

on average is 3.375x on card scoring

which isn’t very good

[ancient gyro]

maturing is when you get excited to see sly joker

[heavy heron]

3x on base mult..

[deft sandal]

Did you ever rage quit balatro?

[ancient gyro]

no

[dim elk]

thast the fun of it, you feel that rush when u get 5 billion and then lose when u get 3 mil

[heavy heron]

i wouldn’t say rage quit per se but maybe after 6 deaths in a row without getting past ante 3

yeah maybe i just get off

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

i guess that’s one way to look at it

i do like me some luck

my misprint baby

when i need the 23 mult hit and i get 0

[ancient gyro]

i don't get too committed on single things to end up being disappointed in the end

[dim elk]

misprint is like the fun uncle of jimbo

[deft sandal]

yeah... cuz there's no one to blame except for myself who made that play

[heavy heron]

when i first played i used to think finding a misprint meant i’d win

turns out 0-23 mult isn’t as significant as it looks

[trim notch]

How yall get so much chicot i only get yorick 💔

[dim elk]

lucky

[heavy heron]

no, no i can blame the game too

[dim elk]

chicot is the worst legendary

[trim notch]

[ancient gyro]

misprint on 3 five card poker hands btw

[deft sandal]

they should've had misprint do random things, like give chips/mult/xmult

[trim notch]

I wanna get it gold stake

[trim notch]

Same aswell

[heavy heron]

because there’s no reason to believe finding a jupiter shop 1 and using both fools (magic deck) for it would end with me going 0 for 8 packs on jupiters

there’s plenty on the game to blame

sure, there was a right play

[dim elk]

IDEA , they should add miscopy which is a copy of a random joker

[deft sandal]

that's the only legendary that don't have the gold sticker for me

[heavy heron]

like maybe there were plenty of other options

but i didn’t foresee them, so, sometimes i die

objectively you want a safe play you go pairs obv but

[trim notch]

I need to get canio and chucot

[heavy heron]

i like a little spice

[deft sandal]

that would be great, but it should be uncommon instead of rare

[dense pond]

Is it normal for a cryptid game to take 500s to calculate score? I think I just bricked my good run rn

[dim elk]

i never said it would be rare

[heavy heron]

nahhhh…

i think that’s still pretty strong for an uncommon

honestly that sounds

so luck based i mean

absurdly

[deft sandal]

like, chicot looking at me like it's my fault

[heavy heron]

how often does it reset?

what it copies?

every hand played?

and like, does it tell you what it’s copying?

[deft sandal]

it stands between uncommon and rare

[trim notch]

Chicot being a chico

[dim elk]

maybe miscopy can be of all rarities, and whichever rarity it is will be what rarity jokers it can copy

[heavy heron]

oh that’s interesting

a common miscopy can only copy commons

[dim elk]

yuh

[heavy heron]

AKA rebate is even stronger than it already is

[dim elk]

paid rng

[deft sandal]

looking for a legendary miscopy only for it to lands on chicot

[dim elk]

imagine a legendary miscopy 😭

[dim elk]

like, copy changes every round

maybe

[ancient gyro]

judgment with extra steps

[latent egret]

well

[dim elk]

bcuz then its just getting a buffon pack every round

[latent egret]

i did not expect to have a extra joker space for stickers ngl

[ancient gyro]

he didn't say no

[verbal oak]

Easiest run of my life

[latent egret]

nacho tong was defo not why i won

[deft sandal]

uhhh

the gay card

[trim notch]

swashbuckler sinergy

[verbal oak]

20 minutes, last joker was bought in ante 4

Typecast basically

[latent egret]

only anaglyph and erratic left to gs

[deft sandal]

bro thinks he's on the team

[latent egret]

then ill be back to ghost my beloved

[dim elk]

i just realised all of us are prob white guys

[trim notch]

wrong

Or not

[deft sandal]

[shell dagger]

i don’t think this was a strong run for red card, mult is half of your chips in that last hand so it’s in that awkward phase of being mid pivot

which isn’t easy to do

so well done

[latent egret]

meh

[trim notch]

What eas c++

was

[latent egret]

just got nacho tong ante 3 lol

[heavy heron]

NOOO PLEASEEEE

WHY CABT I HAVE BOTH

[shell dagger]

yeah that’ll do it too lol

[deft sandal]

i just used a sigil on checkered deck and it changes all to diamonds 😔

[heavy heron]

rough gem awaiting

[trim notch]

Why would u use that knowing 50% is trash

[dim elk]

its a gamble

[trim notch]

Gambling risk for

[deft sandal]

balatro is a game of gambling

[trim notch]

Caca

[dim elk]

0fun

[trim notch]

kinda

maybe on white stake

[deft sandal]

whatever, it's a mega spectral anyway, I used immolate after

[trim notch]

Add a card called the smegma

And it copys the last spectral

[deft sandal]

the certificate just keep showing up

with holo again

holocert

[dim elk]

they should add the jorker that gains x0.1 mult per every round won in 1 hand

[deft sandal]

they should add that joker which x1 mult for highcard played

[trim notch]

They should add a joker that x1 mult for

[trim notch]

Cryptid

[foggy yew]

Perfection

[trim notch]

dagger sinergy

[foggy yew]

This is op

[dim elk]

absolute helpfullnes

[trim notch]

Stencil counter

[deft sandal]

they are pretty good together

[covert storm]

Should I sell any joker before taking ecto

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[deft sandal]

(doing another holocert run just to get the gold sticker on the certificate)

[lost vault]

(lie)

[deft sandal]

you love bloodstone now?

[trim notch]

u make me remember and ask me

Why in cartoons, they make couple look like they are sibling

[lost vault]

disliking one thing does not imply the liking of another

[trim notch]

kind of

[deft sandal]

guess they just find something that is worst than bloodstone

[lost vault]

photo is better

mmaybe

idk

both kinda stink

[trim notch]

[deft sandal]

my gros michel broke 😔 . I was trying to put a gold sticker on it

[trim notch]

shoyld have bought it on ante 8 big blind

🐿️

[deft sandal]

econ was never a problem on gold stake

[trim notch]

Like father like son

[trim notch]

What was econ

[deft sandal]

gay card

[trim notch]

oohhh

Economy

[deft sandal]

with this

[buoyant ridge]

i hate bloodstone

[deft sandal]

they just keep showing up

[trim notch]

Ass?

[buoyant ridge]

its super inconsistent

[deft sandal]

i bet spaceman hit more than bloodstone

[trim notch]

Spaceman be hittin on my high card and not on my flush faiv

[buoyant ridge]

literally everytime i pick bloodstone eraly on gold stake and fouxs on flishes its not working

[buoyant ridge]

happened to me 2 times this run, fr

[trim notch]

Should had Suns

[deft sandal]

I just got 4 wheels of fortune in a row(2 wheels and 2 fools) and it is:

i got scammed

[buoyant ridge]

lesson of the day: never pick bloodstone early on green deck gold

just never its never working

[slow iris]

lesson of the day: never pick bloodstone

[trim notch]

Never pick bloodstone unless ur enteri deck is hesrt and have a dice

[terse vale]

true

[trim notch]

Ok im gonna go gold stake

[unkempt idol]

My first legit Red Stake

[trim notch]

Give me luck

[trim notch]

Sigma

[deft sandal]

i used 6 or 7 wheels of fortune and it still hasn't hit once

[trim notch]

this was satire

Ok bye

[deft sandal]

wheel of misfortune

[buoyant ridge]

i think bloodstone is best when you have an oops and bloodstone shows up later instead of picking first

[shell rock]

dude ante 1 rare skip into brainstorm with a nat negative hallucination in the jonkler pack

[calm furnace]

ok balatro is a all luck no skill game

i must have used over 10+ hermits and countless rerolls, like 200$ if not more on rerolls and not a single joker to fit this build

im gonna have a rare loss with a red card

[shell rock]

and theres a wheel that hit polychrome

[calm furnace]

oh also 3 immolates

[shell rock]

i am going to throw this so hard 😂

[calm furnace]

judgment gave me invis

[shell rock]

is that good for your build

[calm furnace]

no im losing either wya

[quartz ember]

then judgement 🙏

[calm furnace]

i cant beat big blind

[deft sandal]

ahhh, I need those 4 for the gold stickers, but this is tempting

[calm furnace]

4 hand of hc score like 200

[deft sandal]

and I cant sell holo since it is my main scoring

[calm furnace]

desperate times

lmao

i got VV up ahead. i had boss reroll voucher that i skipped to save "10$"

i deserve this L

[deft sandal]

sell the stuntman and get a third ramen

you must be hungry

[calm furnace]

good bye cruel world

almost 300$ worth of rerolls 💔

[deft sandal]

just got 4 more gold stickers

just always the holocert carry

bootstrap doing the most with my 150$

[quartz ember]

how much did you end up scoring? 600?

[ivory sandal]

how should i go about making a high card deck?

[quartz ember]

also no high card levels?

[tepid skiff]

for gold stake or for an endless run?

[quartz ember]

what do you mean by making? you dont just make a deck

[ivory sandal]

endless run

[quartz ember]

get a lot of money

[deft sandal]

highcard is like baron build

[quartz ember]

gold cards

[lost vault]

high card is like the only hand that deckfixing actually just doesnt help

aside from

blue seals

[quartz ember]

death, hang man

[lost vault]

ig

[ivory sandal]

ok

[quartz ember]

yea i'm assuming they mean this

[ivory sandal]

i got to antie 15 from a straight deck

[deft sandal]

baron mime 4copy jokers DNA, after ante 24 find burglar

[ivory sandal]

with level 23 straight

[lost vault]

dont go for baron, not good in most cases

[tepid skiff]

for high card endless build you just want steel and if your feeling special you can go baron 🤑

[deft sandal]

if it's not plasma, Yes

the only good for baron is naneinf with it on plasma white stake

[lost vault]

if it is plasma then absolutely yes

plasma makes it so much worse

[unkempt idol]

I’m out of options here…

[lost vault]

(ghost deck exists )

[quartz ember]

I guess thats kind of true but... if you are "going for" an endless run then I would just go for baron

[terse vale]

?

kinda looks like you already win

[lost vault]

if you are “going for” an endless run then i would just reconsider
trust me its not very fun

[deft sandal]

Ghost deck is just looking for cryptid and perkeo to naneinf

[quartz ember]

I guess thats not the whole truth, you go for high card when you are already in endless

[lost vault]

ectoplasm

[dark cairn]

ok maybe plasma deck high stakes isnt so bad after all

[deft sandal]

Baron is not necessarily if you on Ghost deck

[dark cairn]

ive been blasting through the stakes ever since my one death on green stake cause i didnt know what i was doing

i just need to believe in the chips

[terse vale]

seems good

[quartz ember]

sell photo for sock or bootstraps

[terse vale]

boots would round it out

[dark cairn]

(and make some glass cards as a failsafe)

[heavy heron]

dude DUDE!!!!!!!!

I HATE THE HOOK

[pale wolf]

stop taking the bait

[chrome crescent]

can my build naneinf?

[heavy heron]

shoot the moon? LOOLLL

[pale wolf]

no, to avoid the hook

[heavy heron]

oh

oh

oh

[pale wolf]

🎣

[heavy heron]

you’re right.. mb

it was too enticing

[covert storm]

Does the family joker proc if I use a flush five or five of a kind

[terse vale]

yea

[covert storm]

Oh wow

[weak shale]

yes it does

[terse vale]

it contains a 4oak

[pale wolf]

also uh wheres all ur steel

[heavy heron]

bro

[unkempt idol]

Nailed it

[heavy heron]

7 antes

every arcana pack

has nothing

[unkempt idol]

Sold all for Bootstrap

[heavy heron]

i’m serious

[covert storm]

Should I sell smiley and buy it

[heavy heron]

i find deaths or strengths

[surreal spruce]

It’s if it contains it, so anything more than that also works

[heavy heron]

drew no queens

[surreal spruce]

For all of them

[heavy heron]

i find steel

no queens

i find queens

no chariot

no dearhs

like god help me

[terse vale]

seems fineto me

[surreal spruce]

Yes 100%

[terse vale]

put the steel on the numbered cardz

[heavy heron]

well i found

the steel joker

just last shop

[surreal spruce]

Steel joker

[heavy heron]

if i would’ve known, i would’ve saved fools and such more heavily for chariots

[terse vale]

dissing my goat of all goats

[surreal spruce]

I STEEL joker is your goat then you need to revaluate your life

[dark cairn]

AWOOGA

i gotta take it

theres a very real chance i just die in ante 2 from lack of money but idc

[heavy heron]

bro i can’t w the hook

like

2 queens in hand out of 9 cards

it’s like it snipes

everything you want

always

1 in 9 and a 1 in 9

[serene forge]

what

[heavy heron]

welllllll wellllll welllll

if it ain’t my favorite combo

midas and pareidolia😍

[serene forge]

i took pareidolia just so i could gold a red seal 9 lmao

[slender creek]

why isnt there a joker merchant voucher

[serene forge]

this is pretty good for ante 3

[heavy heron]

an endless runner huh

[serene forge]

i do endless runs when im feeling braindead and want to share the pain my girlfriend goes through when she plays endless for a tournament

[heavy heron]

tournament? 😍

where can i watch

[unkempt idol]

Well, indeed this is one of my runs didn’t depend on Flush

+64 Mult is wild

[dark cairn]

chat, is this what we call a "w"?

[heavy heron]

OKAY HERE WE GO AGAIN

IMA RECORD THIS SHIT

WATCH

ILL PLAY ONE CARD

AND ITLL SNIPE MY QUEEN

bro what did i WHAT DID I TELL YOU

[calm furnace]

if matador had 0 fans i would be dead

[dark cairn]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE
STUNTMAN + BLUEPRINT + BRAINSTORM
IS THIS A FREE WIN?

THATS 750 CHIPS FOR FREE

hm i did the math

(750/2)^2=~140k per hand

so i'd need a little extra help if i do that

but i have space joker right there so

maybe i play high card and use space joker to level it up to level 123 or something

and i just found telescope

i think i win

[olive basin]

Take it take it

[buoyant ridge]

ez win

[calm furnace]

god i hate the ox

[sand robin]

Anti 1 oops bloodstone

[heavy heron]

thank god bro

shoot the moon redemption

[covert storm]

WHY MEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYY

I JUST WANTED THE 400 dollars joker

[calm furnace]

now imagine if flush scaled and was a good hand

[covert storm]

Any way for me to win this

[covert storm]

Fuck yeaaahhhh

[glad sequoia]

Dang, just enough

[covert storm]

This what gambling is all about

[acoustic kettle]

Sell your soul to jimbo ans he will give you 500x mult

[heavy heron]

see i still had extra hands

[covert storm]

damn thought my souls would be worth more

[heavy heron]

this is why i carry drunkard

[calm furnace]

i love matador so much

[heavy heron]

and always buy wasteful

[heavy heron]

7 queens in bottom 15 cards

[lost vault]

mmiaw

[heavy heron]

now don’t die!

[nova elk]

what deck is the easiest one to win with and any useful tips for balatro? I know to put my xmult at the end, save up to 25$ at the beginning

[acoustic kettle]

Blue

[heavy heron]

i think for beginners yellow or blue deck is good

[lost vault]

…no gambling was involved here

[dark cairn]

blue deck prob easiest for beginners

[heavy heron]

blue probably yeah

[dark cairn]

no fancy mechanics to wrap your head around just a simple +1 hand

[lost vault]

plasma is really straightforward to win on low stakes

but you wint learn well so maybe just do blue

[heavy heron]

i wouldn’t do plasma if you’re still learning

yea

[nova elk]

what is plasma

[heavy heron]

plasma is late stage big boy stuff

[heavy heron]

plasma deck doesn’t follow normal rules

[lost vault]

i forgot plasma is unlock post blue stake

[dark cairn]

that was one of the easiest gold stake runs ive ever had https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/lS9ZwRn0ygGDH77sb?invite=cr-MSxjbWosMzg1MjQ0MTcy&v=60

[lost vault]

cornball

[acoustic kettle]

Plasma is a late game deck

[heavy heron]

it calculates your score differently basically

[trim notch]

They should make a test to balatro players to know if they can read

😳💔

[heavy heron]

LOOOLLLL

the mouth 🤝 the eye

[trim notch]

💔💔💔

[lost vault]

mrrrp

[heavy heron]

i don’t know what that means

[lost vault]

it means
you are a ball of corn

[heavy heron]

but

[lost vault]

chomp

[heavy heron]

corn isn’t good for you..

[heavy heron]

noooooo

[lost vault]

isnt jt?

i like corn

[heavy heron]

believe it or not

it’s not bad or good for you i think

i’m not too sure

[lost vault]

thats popcorj

[nova elk]

i got 11.3 hours on the game and that's my progress (only up to black deck lol)

[lost vault]

i just mesnt corn

[heavy heron]

nvm

it’s good for you

i knew ppl were lying to me

[lost vault]

:3

[heavy heron]

you’re getting there

[lost vault]

popcorn is a very neutral snack thats probably what they meant

[heavy heron]

popcorn is good for you actually

as long as you don’t slather it in butter

[lost vault]

but

[heavy heron]

+20 mult is always good for you wdym

[lost vault]

i wanna slather it in butter

[nova elk]

haven't seen a legendary joker/epic one if there is one

[heavy heron]

NO!!!

[lost vault]

like i do to myself