🕹・game-discussion

[ancient gyro]

petroglyph

[pale wolf]

no

oh, yea

[wary holly]

not even jokers and all?

[pale wolf]

i lied

[wary holly]

ok

[pale wolf]

for some reason i thought seeded

[tacit quail]

Looks inside

worth it for funny

[civic sand]

I'm sorry I even suggested such a thing if you found it and died as a result of it

[pale wolf]

endless is fine for unlocks and achievements as long as they dont require "winning" a run

[tacit quail]

No i just didnt have shit

[civic sand]

Ok yeah flashpoint is

bad

[pale wolf]

flash card?

[civic sand]

Flash card

My fault

[ancient gyro]

no he said flashpoint

[pale wolf]

is that counterstrike

[echo tartan]

why was bro thinking of the antibirth burning basement ost

[pale wolf]

sounds like a fps thing

[civic sand]

I think that may have been what I was thinking of

[proven canopy]

einstein

[civic sand]

#1 obelisk hater what the fuck do I do

[acoustic kettle]

the latro crashed my pc so bad not even task manager is responding

[echo tartan]

play anything besides high card and two pair

[tacit quail]

i feel like i could do a little something but continuing the pairs run is also very tempting

MAYBE two pairs from a5 is on

[ancient gyro]

awkward synergy

[tacit quail]

yeh

might not obby it

[civic sand]

back to the lobby mate GG

Idk why I picked up merry andy

Hopium

[ancient gyro]

u still can

[tacit quail]

no run died i tried to triple space joker it

[civic sand]

Wait why didn't I play the glass two i had one more high card though I dont even think that could've saved me

[amber forge]

lol

[eternal solar]

Is this the most gifted run ever

[tacit quail]

iuno

i need the tarot joker rn

for +mult

[eternal solar]

The polychrome +mult is crazy

[tacit quail]

rip

[eternal solar]

Goat square

44444

[tacit quail]

ok game stop predicting literally what i want

i was gonna hex that mf anyways

thanks

bonus

[vocal rose]

easiest win ever

[tacit quail]

it is

thas why i like it

[vocal rose]

and you can polychrome another joker

[tacit quail]

yeh

[eternal solar]

Eternal means double hex 🤑

[tacit quail]

oh the games WON won

[vocal rose]

xd

[tacit quail]

i could just pairslop all the way to a8

[eternal solar]

Mr bone ?

[vocal rose]

here win ah

[tacit quail]

and not win

but win

[eternal solar]

What's Mr bone doing

[tacit quail]

being 1.5x mult and my a8 free win

cuz u can win with it

so either 100k win or i save myself from vv

Free win ahhh

high card free win ahh

[eternal solar]

This why we double skip yo

[vocal rose]

uhm

a lot

[vocal rose]

ew

[tacit quail]

ur scared of my high card

[ancient gyro]

sloppiest obby you'll ever see

2oak*

[tacit quail]

oh i popped my bones whoops by playing a pair which scored lower than high card

like 50 score lower than req

scaling be like

perkeo!

[amber forge]

Do I take invis here or do I let gift card get temperance to $50?

[tacit quail]

it is perkeo

[ancient gyro]

but what if

[left raven]

Sigh
So I understand the general consensus is that blue stake needs to change but wow I actually hate orange way more. Being difficult is one thing but perishable just feels actively unfun.

[ancient gyro]

nerfs retroactive jorkers

[tacit quail]

heehee

+49 onyx agate

i can get so much more

[vocal rose]

bruh

[vocal rose]

unfun because you cant use bloodstone?

[tacit quail]

CRAZY negative tag pull, thats a pain in the ass to gold sticker and this run is winning

seance gold sticker yesss

come to me

mime or perkeo. i might sticker perkeo so that i can get all the other ones again with soul since im 4/5

wtf he spawned holo

ok um brainstorm and perkeo

this run got cooked real fast

sure

[dark cairn]

what if you wanted to win on high stake plasma deck
but the game said no to finding your two pair

[modern panther]

Just play pairs 5head

[tacit quail]

i so hope this wins

phew

[dark cairn]

pairs only give you half of the scary face/odd todd/hierophant value

with 2x score reqs you need all the help you can get

[tacit quail]

+3 gold sticker, onyx agate, perkeo, seance - 106

[dark cairn]

and normally two pair isnt that much harder to get but of course the one time it matters it suddenly ceases to exist

[limber agate]

I'm trying to pull full house, it better to get rid of one of my pairs to draw more cards or to keep both

ignore luigi

[tacit quail]

play more twitch cards

[left raven]

Not specifically, that was just the recent example I had on hand. Jokers expiring as a restriction just feels more... hostile? than the other stakes, idk.
It's not the most difficult stake or anything but whenever a cool build around or missing piece ends up perishable it just feels like the game giving the middle finger, the other stakes feel more like challenges than insults.

[analog mulch]

This is why we love Balatro(ignore my deck count)

[shell dagger]

Overall i feel like the stake teaches a pretty important lesson and adds more interesting decisions than it removes

[analog mulch]

GREATEST SHOWMAN EVER(two rolls later)

[balmy ridge]

chat

do debuffed aces still proc superposition

pretty sure i know this but i forgor

[pale wolf]

you

will love rentals lol

[lunar zealot]

I still want a challenge where every joker is perishable

[balmy ridge]

bump

[bleak blaze]

Straight Flush runs are fun

[analog mulch]

It does

[twin lantern]

Verdant leaf is next, so I have to sell something at the beginning of next round. I plan to sell the steel joker, it's only giving x1.2 mult.

I want photograph. What should I sell right now?

[left raven]

Lol I actually do like the rentals, is that weird? The upside of costing one can lead to some interesting situations and dancing around the rent isn't the worst. I like the balancing act between how well setup your econ is vs how many rentals you're trying to use.

[balmy ridge]

why would it be "weird" to interact with a major function of the game

nobody just ignores rentals entirely

anyone who would is stupid

[analog estuary]

either pareidolia or smiley (if the hand ur playing is leveled up at least)

[serene forge]

pareidolia or smiley face

[twin lantern]

Sold parridolia

[marsh dove]

Counterpoint I drew a nat negative perishable blueprint one time and the emotional damage from that day will never recover

[ancient gyro]

see now you learned your lesson

[hybrid tendon]

true !

[amber forge]

Finally found my idol, do I sell photo or one of the socks?

[serene forge]

I hate Violet Vessel

[balmy ridge]

photo i'd think

[wintry ice]

girl took the petroglyph

[twin lantern]

I won yay, scored 559,210 on a flush.

[hybrid tendon]

😎 petroglyph is good after all

[pale wolf]

real?

[amber forge]

Just need to get a red seal to beat my high score now

[left raven]

I must have missed the lesson in it 😅
To me orange just feels like Jimbo saying "You know that one Joker you've been itching to build around? You can have it for two antes then it's gone for another thirty runs."
It didn't stop me from actually beating the stakes but now that I'm replaying on gold I realized that I don't love that aspect of it. Might just be me though.

[dark cairn]

god why is plasma deck so STRESSFUL

[manic zealot]

it's true

[balmy ridge]

plasma deck is one of the easier ones

[dark cairn]

i one shot the final boss on purple stake and i was still stressed tf out

[dark cairn]

Not from what I've heard

well

from what i've heard it's extremely inconsistent

[balmy ridge]

"green deck fan" says more than i have to

[dark cairn]

if you get the right things its super easy

if you dont you die

[dark cairn]

you're allowed to like bad things

[balmy ridge]

literally any scaling source of chips

[manic zealot]

the game never gave me a better flat mult joker but the goat hologram helped a lot here

[balmy ridge]

sly joker makes early game free

[dark cairn]

this last run was the only time i got one lmao

on green through blue stake i had to make do with crap like scary face and odd todd with retriggers

[dark cairn]

shortcut + runner 🤑

[balmy ridge]

runner is my fucking goat

[dark cairn]

runner is probably the most fun scaling chips joker to use

castle is pretty fun to use too though

[balmy ridge]

i like castle more but runner is cool

[manic zealot]

yeah runner scales so fucking fast

[dark cairn]

wee joker is cool but if im gonna pivot my deck to be entirely 2s why would i not build around 4oak instead

just feels weird to play bc of that

[balmy ridge]

wee joker is really good

like insanely good

[dark cairn]

yes

i recognize how stupidly strong it is

[balmy ridge]

wdym by that

you can build around 4oak

whats stopping you

[dark cairn]

i just think it feels clunky to play around

[balmy ridge]

i guess it can be

[dark cairn]

castle and runner feel more engaging to utilize properly yknow what i mean

[balmy ridge]

just open arcanas

[ancient gyro]

on redigits mouse it is real and black deck streak certified

[balmy ridge]

speaking of runner

[dark cairn]

tf is that on the right

[onyx axle]

I had photochad + sock and buskin in one shop and I didn't buy cuz they didn't fit into my build in the moment🙏

[balmy ridge]

you'll figure it out assuming you can read english

[dark cairn]

didnt see there was text at the bottom

i was focused on the colours

:/

but yeah the 2x score requirements combined with how weirdly plasma deck plays is really getting me stressed out

i havent had much issue so far but going into orange stake and gold stake i dont think that streak will last

i'd love to be proven wrong though

[balmy ridge]

2x the scoring requirements
2x scoring

[dark cairn]

ok let me explain

i end up thinking to myself

[balmy ridge]

no way

[dark cairn]

"hmm will this source of chips i have and the chips i will obtain as i keep going seemingly be enough to scrape by a victory?"
"or should i slowly try pivoting to xmult with glass cards and xmult in case i just barely dont have enough?"

usually the answer has been just to stick to chips

but ive had some pretty narrow victories so far

so the thought is always there

[dark cairn]

cause as we all know plasma deck with x mult is uh

Pretty funny

[balmy ridge]

is viable

[dark cairn]

ya dont say

[balmy ridge]

well wdym by "funny"

[dark cairn]

funny as in how stupidly high its scoring can get with xmult properly set up

get your xmult properly set up in time and you basically cant lose anymore

[balmy ridge]

as above

[dark cairn]

but you cant just start a run on gold stake with xmult

so you need to slowly build into it

[balmy ridge]

stupid or ragebaiting?

i never said that

[dark cairn]

and thats what has me stressed out because i havent been finding opportunities to do so

makes me feel like im somehow going to lose or doing something wrong even though in the end it still works out

[dark cairn]

also you dont need to act like a dick im just trying to have a convo

[exotic orchid]

People get super defensive sometimes lol.

[balmy ridge]

for what reason would i be defensive

[dark cairn]

hes not being defensive hes just being rude for no reason

[balmy ridge]

i guess im just an evil person

[exotic orchid]

Chil my guy.

[balmy ridge]

big whoop

[balmy ridge]

?????????? i asked a question

[serene forge]

imagine hating chicklets

[balmy ridge]

he's french

and the most boring legendary by far

but mostly hes french

[left pelican]

I hate you

[balmy ridge]

i'm content with that

[dark cairn]

scary fact #41: there is a france

[wintry ice]

what's happening today

[hot plank]

I HATE THE PLANT

[balmy ridge]

[left pelican]

I wish you get chigoat every time you use soul

[dark cairn]

bosses annoy me so i dont mind having chicot to each their own

[balmy ridge]

i don't doubt he's useful

if you could use your eyes you'd realise i said boring

not bad

[dark cairn]

i did

and i wasnt accusing you of saying hes bad if you could learn to read english properly

i was just saying why i like him

[hot plank]

best baron mime setup ive ever had and this stupid plant ends my run

[balmy ridge]

furthermore

some boss blinds are beneficial

e.g. hook w/ rebate

[wintry ice]

that's a niche scenario

[balmy ridge]

there are way more

cant be bothered thinking rn

[hot plank]

and the one that always draws 3 cards

[wintry ice]

such as

[dark cairn]

for each hook w/ rebate theres also hook w/ green joker

[balmy ridge]

are you like braindead or

[wintry ice]

no

[dark cairn]

the monkey's paw curls

i do agree that hes kind of boring but

[balmy ridge]

kowalski, analysis!

[dark cairn]

i like consistency

[exotic orchid]

My guy why do you open every sentence with hostility.

[dark cairn]

probably learned it from home

[hot plank]

average balatro fan when someone has a slightly different take

[wintry ice]

inheritance

[balmy ridge]

yeah my mother beat me senseless, isn't that hillarious

[left pelican]

Chigoat hater

[hot plank]

what are balatro fans even about bro

[dark cairn]

then go to a therapist not a discord server for a card game

[balmy ridge]

god forbid i enjoy a game

[hot plank]

at the expense of others

[left pelican]

Memes and addiction probably

[dark cairn]

god forbid someone tries to enjoy the same game a different way than you

[wintry ice]

because i don't know any boss blinds that are beneficial besides hook with purple seals and rebate and serpent and good deckfixing

[balmy ridge]

you guys suck at this

im not mad yet

[hot plank]

?

[dark cairn]

who said anything about being mad

[balmy ridge]

wdym by this also

having life problems means i'm not allowed to enjoy a game

i dont get it

everyone has problems

[wintry ice]

what do you mean about me being braindead

[dark cairn]

its not an excuse to act like a twat to other people in that community
if those problems are big enough that youre taking them out on everyone around you then you need to seek help
that is what i meant

[balmy ridge]

i wasnt "acting like a twat"

[hot plank]

nobody's saying you cant play balatro or chat here or do anything but just no reason to be hostile then use your past as an excuse

[balmy ridge]

not intentionally anyway

maybe ur overreacting

[dark cairn]

"are you braindead" -you less than 5 minutes ago

[wintry ice]

oh no i accidentally called someone braindead on discord don't get mad at me

[ancient gyro]

vic is alive and well as you can see

[wintry ice]

clearly this logic is sound

[balmy ridge]

genuine question idk

guess i'm not allowed to ask questions either

[dark cairn]

you're either some special kind of stupid or trolling

[amber forge]

Going to resume my game tomorrow (I've been playing for like 3 hours lol), hopefully I can get a red seal

[left pelican]

GUYS can we stop this please

[balmy ridge]

ante 39?

[wintry ice]

"oh that wasn't an insult i was just genuinely asking if that person was unintelligent"

[balmy ridge]

looks like ggs if u got retcon

[hot plank]

i hope you get the plant like me

[wintry ice]

do you realize how stupid you sound

[balmy ridge]

yeah, you understand

[amber forge]

I've got infinite boss rerolls already lol

[left pelican]

You have retcon?

Nice

[hot plank]

happy for you 😡

[balmy ridge]

"infinite boss rerolls" MIGHT indicate the infinite boss reroll voucher

[left pelican]

Yeah I didn't see that

[heavy heron]

agh stupid verdant leaf

had to sell my blueprint

anyways had to sell my license too to not win too soon

[balmy ridge]

why would you

[exotic orchid]

I understand where you are coming from. Sometimes you are having a bad day. You are in bad mood. And everything seems to be attacking you. If you ever feel like that just laugh it off. Make a joke or something. Being always stressed you only build enemies. It's a game at the end of the day and it doesn't matter if someone says if you are good or bad at the game. Its not worh the stress that comes after. Take it from someone who also used to argue with online strangers alot.

[hot plank]

why 😢

[balmy ridge]

just sell the bean lmao

[heavy heron]

wdym

look at the clip after

i had to sell license too

else i’d win too soon

[dark cairn]

hes a troll

[hot plank]

wtf are we doing gangalang

[balmy ridge]

yeah but you keep the handsize

[dark cairn]

just move on

[heavy heron]

without my beautiful final hand

[balmy ridge]

for the hand

[safe moat]

That’s actually kinda not good advice

[exotic orchid]

Yeah i am just trying to help incase he is serious.

[potent tree]

this is a very sound explanation.

[safe moat]

I understand the sentiment but the wording is wrong

[hot plank]

but what if you get chicot

[safe moat]

I need to speedrun though

[wintry ice]

that's a far better joker than a second throwback

[safe moat]

Nah

Throwback worth

[manic zealot]

I actually took a planet level up tag for once because it helped my flushes that much

[left pelican]

Chigoat WILL carry the run trust me

[balmy ridge]

are you STILL doing this

[hot plank]

actually cant hate on chicot cause if i had it just now i wouldnt have lost to the plant

[balmy ridge]

i stopped being active here for like 3 months

[serene forge]

i think we prefer it that way

[exotic orchid]

I am not good at english. Not my first language. I just said what i follow in life lol.

[safe moat]

Oh mb

[celest pivot]

chat what do i do

[balmy ridge]

dont care, hope this helps!

[serene forge]

throwback and greedy are unnecessary

[wintry ice]

sell greedy

[left pelican]

You better not or I'm gonna nuke some random guy in the street /s

[wintry ice]

and also throwback foe 6th sense

[celest pivot]

im running diamond flush

i put some extra cards into diamond

[safe moat]

Yall how do we go three second creatin drama

[wintry ice]

greedy joker has diminishing returns anyways

most of the mult it gives doesn't get affected by trib

[celest pivot]

well i dont have tribe

[left pelican]

Still won't be too good later on

[serene forge]

that doesn't matter when you're getting so many x2 hits

[balmy ridge]

what drama

[celest pivot]

what about sock and buskin?

[wintry ice]

i don't think that's really relevant

[hot plank]

you twin

[serene forge]

sock is absolutely necessary here

because it's more trib hits

[balmy ridge]

i didnt do anything>

[safe moat]

Sock is undoubtedly the goat rn

[safe moat]

That’s immature

[celest pivot]

drop throwback and greedy for sixth and buskin?

[balmy ridge]

lol

ragebait atp

[serene forge]

ye

[balmy ridge]

superblunder

[hot plank]

how do i post gifs 😔

[celest pivot]

am i looking for anything specific with these spectrals?

[safe moat]

Idk

[serene forge]

deja vu/ectoplasm

[wintry ice]

you're removing 6s and getting a chance for immolate and seals

[celest pivot]

what do i run brainstorm on? buskin i assume?

[safe moat]

Aura and the red seal one

[bleak blaze]

Obelisk deniers when it carries the run for them

[serene forge]

depends

[potent tree]

i feel like playing only flushes for checkered deck right about now

[serene forge]

trib would be best for scoring but if you have lucky cards or golden ticket then sock is better for the econ

[safe moat]

Who denies obelisk

[hot plank]

i hate obelisk tho

[hot plank]

me

[wintry ice]

chad or buskin for lucky cards, trib for actually scoring

[balmy ridge]

lol

[safe moat]

Ur bad

[wintry ice]

also make a glass 10 or something

[balmy ridge]

obelisk is amazign

[wintry ice]

just incase plant appears

[bleak blaze]

[left pelican]

I get that feeling, and then it resets because my dumb ahh played a pair

[bleak blaze]

NAH FR

My dumbass hoping for a 10x then I play a sneaky two pair

[left pelican]

Makes me hate it more

[heavy heron]

i like how you just have this saved in your images

no judgment

[hot plank]

obelisk scales way too slow and you just die if you get it early and don't already have a huge amount of scoring

[celest pivot]

this blind is looking real skippable

[balmy ridge]

superblunder

[safe moat]

Can we take a moment to like understand how fucking broken canio is

[balmy ridge]

its an emoji

nice try though

[wintry ice]

"scales way too slow" it's 0.8x an ante

[heavy heron]

as demonstrated again

[heavy heron]

you're right you're right, must be my end

[bleak blaze]

I got this Obelisk Ante 2 with Pants and Square Joker the hell??

[balmy ridge]

also judgement? spawns a beggar

[wintry ice]

compare that to any other scaling xmult joker

[left pelican]

My love pareidolia

[safe moat]

Canio

[heavy heron]

spawns a who

[wintry ice]

the one joker that scales faster

[heavy heron]

my boy vagabond?

[serene forge]

[safe moat]

Canio is still crazy good for no reason

[balmy ridge]

oops wrong roguelike

[serene forge]

also that's not an image that's fakenitro

[heavy heron]

ahh now THAT is an emoji

[balmy ridge]

creates 1 random joker !!

[heavy heron]

i knew that chicot guy trippin!

[heavy heron]

no i know

LOOLLL

[bleak blaze]

Throw in a little trading card action ❤️

[serene forge]

chicot hater a fraud

smh my head

[celest pivot]

as far as im aware sock and buskin and hanging chad refresh both cards so both should work for triboulet so im assuming sock and buskin is the play here???

[hot plank]

im #1 trading card fan

[balmy ridge]

rather be fraudulent than fat!

[safe moat]

A real one doesn’t hate any legendaries

[heavy heron]

crazy

[balmy ridge]

i think drspectred is, it's his favorite joker

[wintry ice]

copying trib is better foe scoring

[safe moat]

Woah that’s enough

[celest pivot]

I DONT HAVE TRIBE

[bleak blaze]

Chicot deniers when thier photochad runs gets saved from the plant

[wintry ice]

copying chad or sock is better for economy if you have lucky cards or gold seals

[heavy heron]

fatphobic 😨

[wintry ice]

that's short for triboulet

[safe moat]

I havent used photo Chad in eons

[balmy ridge]

chat he's just using slang for those who dont know

[wintry ice]

least insane gun nut

[bleak blaze]

Same tbh

[serene forge]

im thin asf nice try

[safe moat]

Both are bad

[bleak blaze]

Photochad as common for me recently

[balmy ridge]

im thinner! hope this helps!

[bleak blaze]

Which is good

[serene forge]

i don't give a fuck

[heavy heron]

mmm beauty standards 🤤

[safe moat]

Nah it’s just health

Idc as long you healthy

[hot plank]

"hope this helps!" 😔✌️

[left pelican]

Balatro is not helping my health at the moment

[celest pivot]

HOLY

[balmy ridge]

nobody but doctors cares about your health

[hardy fable]

what was chicot hater opinion to be stated as a fraud lol

[wintry ice]

she has friends hope this helps

[safe moat]

That’s not good

You should

[ancient gyro]

@serene forge you missed the kami voice reveal

[heavy heron]

wait until you get an s/o

you'll be surprised

[safe moat]

Your health is important

[ancient gyro]

i was frothing everywhere

[balmy ridge]

i did! she traumatised me! ^.^

[hardy fable]

?

[heavy heron]

ah sorry to hear that, i meant a good s/o

[balmy ridge]

wait your profile picture is so cool actually

[serene forge]

you know i've recorded with her for youtube before right

[hardy fable]

idk know the drama😔

[serene forge]

also

[heavy heron]

was kami speaking instead of typing because she can't read

[safe moat]

Woah

[ancient gyro]

wtf kami

[serene forge]

you just said it

[balmy ridge]

nobody who plays balatro can read

[left pelican]

Who is kami

[safe moat]

AP chemistry is hard

[heavy heron]

i don't know, some balatro chatter

[serene forge]

illiterate

[hardy fable]

oh they're name was serious? yeah make sense

[balmy ridge]

their* ^_^

[ancient gyro]

the reader

[safe moat]

I got a 1 on an ap mock up

[hot plank]

what does ap stand for again? my country doesnt have that

[hardy fable]

also I missed kami voice reveal D:

[heavy heron]

advanced placement

[hardy fable]

damn I can't speel

[safe moat]

Advanced placement

[hardy fable]

I'm a Balatro player

[safe moat]

Hey bum he asked me

[heavy heron]

oh my bad my bad

was answering in case you couldn't read

since, y'know

balatro

[hot plank]

thats what i thought buddy

[safe moat]

Tch

[serene forge]

you'll be fine

[heavy heron]

you got me you got me

[left pelican]

True, I can't read too (I've threw more than enough runs because I played the wrong card and didn't even see what hand it was)

[safe moat]

Not with that attitude

[ancient gyro]

i cant spelt
im a cilantro player

[hardy fable]

maybe try high contrast

[unreal iron]

even with high contrast

[safe moat]

I need to eat more like leaves

[left pelican]

I've never used it, what does it actually do

[unreal iron]

i threw a run because i thought smeared joker covered diamonds and spades

[hardy fable]

I will post this when someone makes a typo

[unreal iron]

:3

[hardy fable]

make clubs blue

[safe moat]

Wait is it thrown or threw

[unreal iron]

safe to say i was fucking SEETHING

[bleak blaze]

It happens

[eternal pumice]

[ancient gyro]

maybe I'm missing something here cause
I don't see no invite

[unreal iron]

it was such an easy run too 3:

[heavy heron]

what server is this btw

[left pelican]

OH thanks, I'm still prob gonna be pressing that play button before reading though

[ancient gyro]

awsome

[serene forge]

private server

[heavy heron]

am i invited

[serene forge]

maybe

i can ask

[hot plank]

high contrast is goated

[safe moat]

Is it Jon’s?

[unreal iron]

nah its me

[safe moat]

Meh

[hot plank]

how do you keep super reacting? dont you get a limited amount weekly or something

[eternal pumice]

I don’t understand what’s the hype all about with cavendish

Like

[hot plank]

😭

[eternal pumice]

15 is a bigger number than 3

[unreal iron]

dont leave me here michael

[left pelican]

How are you here, didn't I eat you already

[safe moat]

I’ll tape it to a wall rq

[unreal iron]

please dont go extinct when im barely scraping by ante 3 please

[hot plank]

whens the end of the round. i wanna test that 1/6

[unreal iron]

do go extinct when i pick you up ante 1

[distant thunder]

Holy shit its Michael

[hot plank]

gross...

[safe moat]

Burnt joker is probably my not favorite rare

[wintry ice]

burnt is neat

[distant thunder]

fr

[unreal iron]

i love burnt joker

[safe moat]

It’s not good with big hands though

[bleak blaze]

Burnt on Checked deck

[left pelican]

Burnt is goated

[unreal iron]

i also love spaceman a ton

SPACEMAN MY GOAT

[hot plank]

with +1 hand size voucher

[bleak blaze]

Yuhhhhh

[serene forge]

spare trousers is not good with straight flush

[bleak blaze]

Im a Campfire truther

[left pelican]

It's been 8 Antes, give me ONE upgrade pls

[unreal iron]

i dont care if its a 1 in 4 and everyone shits on you level up my pairs!!!

[serene forge]

I love Space Joker

[safe moat]

Holo is arguably so much better imo

[hot plank]

what about jolly joker. is jolly joker good with straight flush?

[bleak blaze]

Campfire goes absolutely stupid on Gold Stake

[severe umbra]

I got a new High Score 🙏

[safe moat]

More

[serene forge]

yeah if you get four finger

[left pelican]

You need good econ tho, which I suck at

[analog mulch]

At what point do I stop with perkeo

[wintry ice]

that doesn't matter much

[eternal pumice]

Woah that’s a big number:o

[safe moat]

Strush is so fun to play

[left pelican]

You don't

[safe moat]

When you do

[hot plank]

ok ok what if i have all 5 of my fingers

[severe umbra]

I've also recently become a Campfire believer

[unreal iron]

strush is a run that you get one in a million

but holy shit is it fun

[serene forge]

eat one of them

[safe moat]

Nah

[hot plank]

not until you naneinf every hand

[serene forge]

buff strush scaling lol

absolutely not necessary

[wintry ice]

i think hit the road is my favorite rare

[serene forge]

but it would be silly

[hot plank]

what if im not hungry

[severe umbra]

Could have been bigger if my REd Seal Glasses didn't all break and my Photograph wasn't eternal so I could take the Idol

[unreal iron]

idk out of trying to force strushes i always end up playing straights anyways

[wintry ice]

and favorite joker

[bleak blaze]

With a Vagabond or a Riff Raff its stupid good

[serene forge]

slice one of them off and refrigerate it

[bleak blaze]

Bonus if you get the discount vouchers

[hot plank]

what if the world was made of pudding

[safe moat]

Hit the road doesn’t show up no mo

[analog mulch]

I'm not gonna naneinf anyway, wrong deck

[safe moat]

You can

[heavy heron]

sure, if you can

ty

[wintry ice]

i'm becoming the terraria corruption boss

[severe umbra]

I've never thought about it with Riff Raff or Vagabond, that sounds really good, I only thought about it with Econ jokers so I can buy and sell Tarots and Planets in the shop, you have just opened up a new world to me

[analog mulch]

You mean Astronomer

[serene forge]

isnt observatory naneinf a meme

[eternal pumice]

Maybe but still impressive asf

[left pelican]

Is anyone else other than me obsessed with two pairs for some reason

[hot plank]

me personally mech boss hardmode version

[severe umbra]

I am very happy with it, e23 was my previous best

[safe moat]

Riff puts the campfire out to fast

[serene forge]

I hate Queen Slime

[hot plank]

❓

[left pelican]

I love queen slime

[hot plank]

first queen slime hater ever spotted in the wild

[severe umbra]

^

[hot plank]

this is how you tell if someone doesnt get wings first thing hardmode

[wintry ice]

everyone i know in the terraria community doesn't like king slime

[bleak blaze]

Yess, riff raff is a bit trickier to use so I prefer vagabond

[hot plank]

you dont know me then

[left pelican]

King slime sucks, queen slime is goated

[wintry ice]

i clearly don't

[pale wolf]

the superblunder super react i am actually crying

[hot plank]

get this man a true

[pale wolf]

whats wrong with queen slime

[wintry ice]

a boss that forces you to run away or die isn't very engaging

[safe moat]

Calm down sit still

[eternal pumice]

My best run I ever got:) I got it in the back of the class my homies where so hyped lol

[bleak blaze]

Dude it's frying me

[safe moat]

That’s mill for each wheel

[hot plank]

whats the other option

[safe moat]

Top down, big deal

[bleak blaze]

Lukewarm take
!?!?!?!?

[severe umbra]

Nothing beats popping off in class, lol

[pale wolf]

i didnt find queen slime fight too offensive its basically just what its supposed to be

[ancient gyro]

i like the mount

[pale wolf]

gelatin crystals need to be knocked way down in treasure priority though

[safe moat]

I like playing Minecraft

[ancient gyro]

queen slime is bullshit in master mode

[left pelican]

I love that it literally flies

[pale wolf]

becuase they're super common

[left pelican]

Minecraft is way too goated

[wintry ice]

trying to engage with the fight instead of running

[celest pivot]

i think its high time i retire supernova

[hot plank]

dude everything is bullshit in master mode

[safe moat]

Still needs an end update

[wintry ice]

i'm used to master mode

[pale wolf]

yea its just hardmode king slime

[hot plank]

i got to moon lord in master mode then lost the save file

[pale wolf]

its cool that slimes are a matriarchy as well

[left pelican]

We are getting it after gta 6

[ancient gyro]

its either that or the getfixedboi seed or whatever it's called that I'm thinking of

[ancient gyro]

the minion slimes are stupid in the second phase

[pale wolf]

get fixed boi is also wack

[hot plank]

can you even fight queen slime in legendary mode?

[wintry ice]

moon lord is a dissapointing finale

[left pelican]

King slime looks ass, queen slime looks good and it flies, that's aesthetic right there

[pale wolf]

getfixedboi+master mode is legendary mode

[ancient gyro]

I don't remember it's been a while

yeah that's the seed I was thinking of

[hot plank]

its made to look ass though

[left pelican]

Cons of being the first boss, I still don't like it for some reason

[exotic orchid]

Btw is there a mod that adds harder bosses. In my modded game theres so much stuff added the game becomes extremely brain dead.

[serene forge]

i hate getfixedboi (i beat it 4 times)

[wintry ice]

king slime is a bland fight but he works as an introduction

i've never tried any secret seed

[pale wolf]

isnt calamity just tough boss fights

[exotic orchid]

For balatro?

[pale wolf]

whh

[celest pivot]

RIP fellas thanks for helping me this far

[serene forge]

meh

[eternal pumice]

I win these

[pale wolf]

oh my b

lmfao

[ancient gyro]

calamity is just bullet and pc hell

[left pelican]

No we are off topic right now lol

[pale wolf]

i forgot where i was

[exotic orchid]

Ah. Nvm lol.

[ancient gyro]

and rogue class bugs number 6

[serene forge]

it's sometimes tough and sometimes really easy bosses with very hollow gameplay because the devs fucking suck

[ancient gyro]

lmao

[wintry ice]

calamity is just forced infernum

else the mod is extremely dated

[pale wolf]

i dont know of any mods that make the game harder besides a few combinations of deck sleeves on card sleeves

[ancient gyro]

zebra said he'll invite you to our multiplayer world

[exotic orchid]

What game are you guys talking about.

[ancient gyro]

balatro

[lunar zealot]

hm

[serene forge]

I hate Calamity Mod

[left pelican]

Terraria

[ancient gyro]

let me in

[serene forge]

girl go eat

[bleak blaze]

Yall ever throw some bullshjt like this together?

[wintry ice]

what boss are you at

[lunar zealot]

I LIED

[wintry ice]

also dm me the mod list

[pale wolf]

there is no world

[bleak blaze]

Mf Flowerpot shortcut madness run

[pale wolf]

😭

[ancient gyro]

the character select screen

[wintry ice]

insane

[lunar zealot]

also i win like instantly btw

[hybrid tendon]

ragequitter moment

[ancient gyro]

zebra is a lazy fuck

[bleak hemlock]

Geh

[analog mulch]

Notice anything wrong here?

[ancient gyro]

kami im in need of a warm pillow

[celest pivot]

whats the highest ante anyones been on

[pale wolf]

im BUSY doing BUILDING
also theres gonna be an update soon

[bleak hemlock]

A bit of this, a bit of that ahh build

[potent tree]

39

[pale wolf]

i wanna do like a long term world

[analog mulch]

No, look closer

[ancient gyro]

like 500 or some shit

[potent tree]

not me though. i've only been up to ante 14

[left pelican]

Polychrome tissue has like a 0.02% spawn rate

[lunar zealot]

if i could

find a fucking way

to use this blueprint

[ancient gyro]

whatever sans did to me

[lunar zealot]

that'd be great

[pale wolf]

1 billion

[bleak hemlock]

Would it turn my ass gay if I wipe

[ancient gyro]

lions

[pale wolf]

i lied.

[celest pivot]

i just made it to ante 13 on a god seed

[exotic orchid]

21-22 don't remember exactly

[celest pivot]

whats the best way to get tribe?

[left pelican]

Nah, prob gonna be 1.5x more efficient tho

[analog mulch]

Gamble

[celest pivot]

😭😭

[exotic orchid]

This was on a gold stake too.

[ancient gyro]

i dont think zebra has touched modded content yet

[wintry ice]

emergency scoring with pants

hope this helps

[bleak blaze]

20 🥀

[wintry ice]

oh so you're just doing vanilla

[ancient gyro]

interest cap

[analog mulch]

Ante 16 Serpent

[ancient gyro]

ik zebra is

since he just touched the game

and decided to be an architect

[left pelican]

How good is square+pants (I'm a two pair guy)

[lunar zealot]

fine

[ancient gyro]

as good as you think

[exotic orchid]

Really good. Can shift to four of a kind later

[bleak blaze]

Makes Obelisk easy to use

[ancient gyro]

said nobody ever

[analog mulch]

THE LSD COLA

[exotic orchid]

I mean for standard gold stake runs its a valid strategy.

[left pelican]

The polychrome cola tho

[ancient gyro]

for standard gs you're shifting to pairs

[bleak blaze]

IT WAS A NATURAL POLYCHROME IN THE ANTE 7 SHOP AND MANAGED TO STICKER IT

I was so excited

[ancient gyro]

like every other breadwinner

in the fields

[potent tree]

i stickered all my consumable jokers before the last 10

on my first save

[left pelican]

Does 4oak count as a two pair?

[exotic orchid]

He is probably deck fixing for two pairs. So 4 of a kind is a natural progression.

[potent tree]

[exotic orchid]

No but later the + mult won't matter much.

[wintry ice]

also

[exotic orchid]

You want to focus on xmult late game.

[wintry ice]

zebra is a he?

[ancient gyro]

like this doesn't naturally come by seeking for a lower frequent hand, it's from devolving into 2oak lobotomy

[ancient gyro]

i thought this was well known

if it was a girl I would've been more racist

[exotic orchid]

I don't know what you are trying to show me.

[ancient gyro]

me neither

[wintry ice]

whuh

[ancient gyro]

op

[heavy heron]

oh yeah?! what about me!

bet you don’t know my gender! ha!!

[nobody cares]

[lunar zealot]

hey chat

[ancient gyro]

mhm

[ancient gyro]

puny sized obby licks

[lunar zealot]

i skipped a brainstorm this run

[heavy heron]

we all having different runs tonight

[ancient gyro]

I only had one today

[wintry ice]

girl won

[pale wolf]

i didnt have any runs today

[heavy heron]

you’ll get a serotonin boost watching my vid then

[pale wolf]

thank god

[exotic orchid]

My guy i am not trying to enter a pissing contest with you. I am sure you are great at the game. You don't need to prove it to me.

[ancient gyro]

thinking too much hurts the soul

[ancient gyro]

please say anything else

[pale wolf]

thats walking

[heavy heron]

i think he just likes doing that

like, showing his results in runs

that’s just his thing yknow

[ancient gyro]

i can walk a lot

yeah it's a game diary

[pale wolf]

if you do too much though you hurt the sole

[ancient gyro]

i walked 16 miles in manhattan one day

[lunar zealot]

gg lol

[ancient gyro]

no aches

[heavy heron]

you live in NY???

[zenith marsh]

anyone wanna play some balatro multiplayer?

[lunar zealot]

beats vv

I6CSJ1A6

[wintry ice]

average obelisk run

[lunar zealot]

blueprint from judgment

[zenith marsh]

here's that code
ZJXVY

[ancient gyro]

for work
and vaca at one point

[heavy heron]

oh damn

[wintry ice]

except not really average because there's no chip joker

[heavy heron]

nvm

[lunar zealot]

i had arrowhead

then immediately got hologram magic trick

LMAO

i have no fucking clue how i managed to feed hologram on double rental

normally isn't possible

[wintry ice]

girl what

[zenith marsh]

down for some multiplayer?
ZJXVY

[wintry ice]

i think it's better to ask the multiplayer server for that

[heavy heron]

i’m a disgusting mobile player

sorry

[wintry ice]

they have a queue and everything

[pale wolf]

1. wrong channel 2. wrong server

[lunar zealot]

oh god i remember making shitty joker ideas

[wintry ice]

there's also #⚙・modding-general ig

[lunar zealot]

LMao

[heavy heron]

also i’ve only played multiplayer like once

i got stomped on because i didn’t take a rare skip

while they did

[heavy heron]

it was instinct

[wintry ice]

jeff the kills the joker

[heavy heron]

to skip the skip

[wintry ice]

deltarune level writing

[lunar zealot]

k but fr though what are we thinking

[wintry ice]

xmoney

[lunar zealot]

we're thinking of xchips all the time

nobody's said xmoney before

[ancient gyro]

rounded up this goes hard

[pale wolf]

its x$ and its pronounced xcash

[ancient gyro]

selling becomes profitable technically

[wintry ice]

oh

[ancient gyro]

cash money bucks

[last bridge]

What about xante be because of hieroglyph

[wintry ice]

i was about to say infinite money glitch but

rerolls

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

i don't think selling is profitable

[heavy heron]

everybody talking about xcash but never x

no that’s a joke x sucks

[lunar zealot]

you buy a consumable for 3 and sell it for 1.5

even rounded up it's buy for 3 sell for 2

[ancient gyro]

consumables if rounding up after a couple of vouchers

[manic talon]

oh now you show up

[lunar zealot]

after a couple of vouchers

[lunar zealot]

girl what the fuck is this

[manic talon]

is this not batshit insane

[echo tartan]

no matter what it's (1/2)(3/2) = 3/4

[ancient gyro]

after a 1 in 200 something

[echo tartan]

it's not profit

[wintry ice]

tier 2 discount voucher lets you buy them for 1

[manic talon]

level 10 flush with a perishable supernova and 2 glass cards

[celest pivot]

bro im running straights how did we get here

[wintry ice]

photochad is good with straights

[echo tartan]

and then you still sell for 1 because sell value rounds down

[lunar zealot]

bitch i almost called mods on you

what the fuck

why did none of those embed

[celest pivot]

IM ON ANTE 2

[wintry ice]

girl what is this

[ancient gyro]

oh now my shit finally sends

[wintry ice]

wtf

[pale wolf]

i never said this

[lunar zealot]

straight build from a year ago

[manic talon]

wtf is a .dng

[ancient gyro]

wait wtf

[celest pivot]

im on ante 2 😭

[ancient gyro]

why did it

[wintry ice]

i was asking because the japanese username said it

[pale wolf]

"lets go gambling!"

[ancient gyro]

send like that

[wintry ice]

also what do i actually call you

[pale wolf]

zebra

[ancient gyro]

zebro

[pale wolf]

doesnt matter

[wintry ice]

zebra like the bananza

[ancient gyro]

zesis at night

[lunar zealot]

bitch she's not talking to you

[wintry ice]

wow language

[pale wolf]

what

[ancient gyro]

call me andy

or kanjikun

or waffles

[pale wolf]

everyone instinctively knows what to call kanjikun

[heavy heron]

wait

who pinged me

andolth what’d you say

“the goods”?

[ancient gyro]

malware

[heavy heron]

HUH

bro is demanding the goods

[wintry ice]

oh right andolth

[pale wolf]

that was the fastest delete ive ever seen

[heavy heron]

WHATD HE SAY

[pale wolf]

it was a bot

[heavy heron]

what’s this man hiding

[ancient gyro]

it was supposed to be 9 images of Manhattan but discord decided to go fuck itself

[heavy heron]

oh LOOLLL

[wintry ice]

discord moment

[lunar zealot]

can we call you good boy

[ancient gyro]

depends

do I get the key

[lunar zealot]

no

[ancient gyro]

💔

[heavy heron]

the key to what

[pale wolf]

the key

[lunar zealot]

fine you do

[pale wolf]

[lunar zealot]

but only on friday

[ancient gyro]

the lock

oh

[heavy heron]

there should be a joker called lock that requires another joker called key to unlock it

[pale wolf]

exodia

no

[wintry ice]

bloodstone

[echo tartan]

lol

[ancient gyro]

we already have cavenfish

[heavy heron]

oh yeah that already exists

[wintry ice]

arguably photochad

[ancient gyro]

well

[heavy heron]

nahhh

photo can be good on its own

for you non pair spammers that is

[ancient gyro]

one can f-

[wintry ice]

sometimes

[ancient gyro]

uh

[celest pivot]

is seance worth

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[heavy heron]

wait until you see my wrathful + photo build!!!

[ancient gyro]

uh

no

[wintry ice]

send deck

[manic talon]

photo and bloodstone can still work, even like baron can still work on its own

[last bridge]

I thought localthunk said he doesn't want to add jokers that can only work with one other specific joker unfortunately (even though it would be pretty epic)

[heavy heron]

omg is this my excuse to show my recent baron run again for the 4th time

[celest pivot]

heres everything i got so far i havent gone very far

[ancient gyro]

bloodstone technically can work with more than one joker

[heavy heron]

nah not again forget it

[wintry ice]

it'll take a while before you can play strushes consistently

just save money

[celest pivot]

alright

[pale wolf]

there should be evil versions of every joker

very cool idea i just had

[last bridge]

Would be the evil version of jokers who are already evil

Like madness

[pale wolf]

they'd be good

[tepid skiff]

Or bloodstone

[celest pivot]

why am i not running pairs its working way better with face cards

[pale wolf]

they would be whatever the opposite of their core is

now try without face cards

lol

[wintry ice]

madness just becomes riffraff

[pale wolf]

then you dont die to an additional boss blind

[manic talon]

true, just get pareidolia

[pale wolf]

its simple

[celest pivot]

im getting far but im stressing that straights arent working out here is there something i should do instead or keep running straights?

i only barely survived the last blind

[potent tree]

when did you pick up the trousers

[celest pivot]

they were free

a good minute ago

[potent tree]

so not earlier than ante 5

[celest pivot]

couldve been earlier than ante 4

[potent tree]

idk what a good minute is so i was hoping you could define that

[manic talon]

dont skip again, take the greedy joker and put it leftmost, it would help for your lack of starting +mult if you use a diamond face card

[last bridge]

What level are your hands

[pale wolf]

it's quick, it's easy and it's free: using splash with bloodstone
why would i do that

[celest pivot]

not very good so far

[pale wolf]

it's quick, it's easy, and it's free

[celest pivot]

i could but im not sure what to sell for it

possibly card sharp

[wintry ice]

abstract is doing nothing

[manic talon]

abstract

[celest pivot]

fair enough

[manic talon]

even a do nothing joker with a polychrome would beat abstract if you proc photochad

[celest pivot]

BUT ITS 25 BIG ONES

[ancient gyro]

here we go

why does it keep saying file might be harmful

[patent sierra]

On the best run of my life. But what do I do

[manic talon]

you already got 25 dollars on you

[ancient gyro]

what is wrong with my phone

[celest pivot]

thats fair

[wintry ice]

investment isn't that good past ante 2

[last bridge]

Reroll for ectoplasm and then unreroll

[patent sierra]

Ok man

Something real tho pls. Do I sacrifice perkeo

[wintry ice]

sell a baron

[manic talon]

if you sell your baron for a blueprint you can have 3 perkeos

[wintry ice]

and find a pluto

[manic talon]

instead of only 2

[patent sierra]

Oh true

Thank you discord

And people on my phone

[celest pivot]

crazy joker does not seem allat crazy even when playing straights

[heavy heron]

what the hell is a dng file

[pale wolf]

what are these supposed to be