🕹・game-discussion

[pale wolf]

lol

btw mine based on this one

somebody should totally make a monopoly mod

[south badger]

true

[pale wolf]

Card Mechanic

this is deep reference

[south badger]

i thought of symmetrical joker and the art would depict a completely asymmterical joker

[unborn onyx]

smillees

[unreal vine]

This can be legendary

Wraith Blueprint and natural brainstorm

[south badger]

actual peak

ts gonna be pb

[ancient gyro]

omg luchador reference

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451672219317960866/1457726001743265842/Untitled216_20260105082146.png?ex=695d0ca2&is=695bbb22&hm=56ae8bb63ef8c9290818d9a675c5fae3caeffc38d29814a1c4a950b5a232acc9&

[south badger]

3 haired joker

[pale wolf]

the blue is hair too

fun fact

[south badger]

fym its hair too

its his legs and hands

hes just the head

[pale wolf]

thats a neckbeard

[south badger]

nah

its his legs

[pale wolf]

[alpine socket]

The plant isn't even that bad

[thorny axle]

holy shit

Green Joker, Ride the Bus and Supernova are all the same but different

[south badger]

someone needs to do a run with these 3

one hand gives u 3 mult overall

[woven spire]

u sure?

[glossy forge]

Ancient angle instead of lusty, right

[royal bobcat]

Definitely better long term

You can't go wrong with good ol aj

[quartz ember]

how many burnt left?

[whole storm]

guys what order do i put these in

do i keep it like this

[quartz ember]

depends

most probably you should copy photo

[naive heath]

gang i cant play any normal deck anymore what should i do i played way too much checkered

[quartz ember]

but for example if you have gold seals then you wanna get more money out of them

[whole storm]

its ante 2 i just started

[quartz ember]

play a little plasma and then transition to others

cause plasma will make you forget other decks

[naive heath]

plasma is way too confusing for me

[quartz ember]

exactly

confuse your brain then unscramble with blue deck

[naive heath]

damn that was tuff

[unreal vine]

Grab idol?

What do I sell for idol

[south badger]

we schmowin gng

[molten thicket]

is it even worth it to take the invis

dude this is my best run in weeks

[south badger]

gng rebate or rebate

[shell dagger]

you could drop dna

[molten thicket]

dont think thats worth it ill have to find dna later

[vernal storm]

With the obelisk which hand is considered most played if you played 2 the same amount of times

[cloud sinew]

both

[whole storm]

thank you man I just won red deck purple stake 🫡

[vernal storm]

Awh

[molten thicket]

uhh do i skip here

[cloud sinew]

otherwise you would be able to just play one and then the other over and over

[whole storm]

bro how do people get this good at the game 😭

[molten thicket]

dude this is just pure luck

i havent had a run this good in so long

[whole storm]

damn

tuff

[molten thicket]

theres basically no skill involved

im playing zenless while doing this lol

[urban plover]

What joker should i get

[molten thicket]

probably supernova

[urban plover]

And spam Two Pairs?

[molten thicket]

or pairs or high cards

just any hand that is relatively easy to play

but you're on white stake so i wouldn't sweat it too much

[urban plover]

Yeah i just came back to the game after a few months

[exotic orchid]

Got a gold sticker on my banana

[glad bronze]

Hell yeah

[urban plover]

Seems like im spamming flush's then lol

[glossy forge]

What have I done....

[whole storm]

what card do I blueprint?

[glossy forge]

One copy on the photo for sure

[glad bronze]

Joker

[exotic orchid]

Take the square joker.

[urban plover]

Why

[exotic orchid]

You dont have any chips.

[urban plover]

Do i go Two pairs then

[exotic orchid]

Too risky. Pair is the best spammable hand.

You have supernova. Which is good for pair too.

[shell dagger]

why do you think you need dna later

you only need dna to beat ante 24

you dont need that with perkeo, another blueprint is better

[molten thicket]

with 7 hand size?

[shell dagger]

ya

[molten thicket]

oh.

[dry jasper]

well that was a fun seed
three chads, a photograph, sock and buskin and a driver lisence

[glad bronze]

Put it on chad, 8^3=256 while 4^5=1024

[exotic orchid]

Hanging chad.

Wait no. Photo

[latent egret]

photo

[exotic orchid]

You are getting two triggers from chad

[latent egret]

you get 3 triggers 3 scores if you copy photo

[exotic orchid]

So photo is more score.

[shell dagger]

Chad is better

[shell dagger]

see this

[latent egret]

yeah actually it is

[exotic orchid]

Ok i was right the first time. 🤣

[whole storm]

🫡

[buoyant basalt]

not so small of a wee

[round valley]

I kinda wanna make a simple mod that’s pretty Vanilla-adjacent (aka it doesn’t break the game)

[sharp moon]

do it

what world u have in it

[round valley]

I’m not sure how to code at the moment, and I can’t test it if ever cuz I’m on mobile

[whole storm]

whats the score average?

[sharp moon]

oh 💔

[round valley]

And it is possible to mod Balatro mobile it’s just kinda clunky so I don’t wanna risk it

[buoyant basalt]

i forgor it was a while ago

[exotic orchid]

Damn no hack man.

[round valley]

I am writing down all the jokers and stuff I want to add!

[sharp moon]

that’s fun!

[round valley]

Along with a very.. unoriginal joker edition

[exotic orchid]

What do you guys put on 2s. I usually do lucky. And either gold or red seal.

[buoyant basalt]

if you'd like i could try helping out with the art

[round valley]

I’d like to talk about it but just not in this channel

[round valley]

It’s okay, no need to help me

[shadow shore]

I usually kill it

[surreal dragon]

do i take this bp?

[round valley]

This is gonna be a passion project

[exotic orchid]

Then you won't have a massive wee. 😔

[sharp moon]

i fear you always take the blueprint

[round valley]

Yes and put it on bloodstone

[exotic orchid]

Big wee > winning

[round valley]

It’s gonna die sure

But it’ll help a lot

[surreal dragon]

am i gonna live or no lmao

i sell bus right?

[cloud sinew]

absolutely

[round valley]

The blueprint I mean

[cloud sinew]

100% sell bus here

[round valley]

And yes bus is kinda useless later on so uh

[surreal dragon]

deck rn btw

🙏🏻

[whole storm]

chat is this a tuff opening to a game?

[exotic orchid]

Take it and skip to the boss.

[round valley]

It’s better to just upgrade the hand you wanna play

Cuz trust me, near end game you’ll be stuck with a lot of face cards, well likely

[round valley]

Oh that’s amazing

Easy flush and straight flush

[whole storm]

proceeded to open a joker pack and got throwback 😭

[round valley]

Also where can I talk about this silly lil mod I wanna make?

[round valley]

NICE

Now stick with it till the end of your run :3

[whole storm]

🫡

[exotic orchid]

Check the scoring first tho

[surreal dragon]

dang u guys were actually right huge scoring boost (i havent played in months lol)

[whole storm]

just lost the run already 😭

[exotic orchid]

I just remembered I don't have bloodstone sticker

[surreal dragon]

lmaoo

[potent tree]

you mean bludstone

[round valley]

O h

[exotic orchid]

Ye lol.

[round valley]

Where can I yap about this silly lil mod

I’m feeling yappy today

[exotic orchid]

#⚙・modding-general ig

[round valley]

(Mainly cuz I’m lonely but that’s out of the point-)

Alrighty then

[exotic orchid]

#⚙・modding-general is kinda lonely too

[molten thicket]

OBSERVATORY

FINALLY

[exotic orchid]

Nice.

Unseeded?

[molten thicket]

first time ive ever been excited to get observatoory

[molten thicket]

yeah

[hollow ferry]

the 75 plutos finally have a purpose now

[valid berry]

balatrogpt generate me photochad run

[whole storm]

[surreal dragon]

ggs i won

people voting black are going to hell fr

stare

[hollow ferry]

we love watching people suffer

[surreal dragon]

😭

black it is 🥀

[hollow ferry]

you will never escape it.

[sly bolt]

black deck is fun tho

[unreal vine]

Correct order?

[sly bolt]

any order I think all your kings are the same anyway

[surreal dragon]

3x1 vs 2x2

put bp on sock

[unreal vine]

Ok

[sly bolt]

yeah copy sock once

[unreal vine]

Thks

[white forge]

Holy shop

[stiff ore]

ive been having some interesting runs this session

[cursive crater]

interesting score

[surreal dragon]

damn lol

[stiff ore]

oh no what ever will i do~

......what the fuck!?

[molten thicket]

its so over...

[stiff ore]

see what i mean with interesting runs

[stiff ore]

O_o

fun fact: if you use the death card to copy a debuffed card, that copy will also be debuffed

[ancient gyro]

shocker

[molten thicket]

at least i get the voucher...

[sly bolt]

what if I used hanged man on the card, will it still be debuffed?

[stiff ore]

let me clarify xd

im on the pillar

[sly bolt]

what why are you there get down there

that's dangerous

[stiff ore]

lol

my 10 of spades is debuffed since i played it last game. i got death from the shop so i thought to copy it, and i wasnt sure if it would be debuffed since i copied it in the shop and hadn't played that copy

[glossy forge]

Massive, thick, throbbing Obelisk

[ancient gyro]

pretty small

[whole storm]

how are u supposed to get high mult with obelisk?

[pale wolf]

punt

puny

[pale wolf]

You have a big stack of one hand type

[modest spade]

The optimal strat is to play a lot of pairs (12 and above is pretty safe) and then you play everything else

[lunar zealot]

Incorrect buzzer

14 and above is considered safe

Awwwww yeah i loooove semantics

[modest spade]

Rude

[ancient gyro]

incorrect buzzer

[whole storm]

[potent tree]

i generally consider 20 or more before using obby

[lunar zealot]

far too safe

[potent tree]

still gives me time to scale starting from ante 4

[lunar zealot]

that's overkill

[modest spade]

20 is overkill

[ancient gyro]

it would be 7 👅

[lunar zealot]

Man what the fuck

[ancient gyro]

wait wrong pics

there we go

[whole storm]

damn

[modest spade]

Lame, didn't play 7 straight flushes

[ancient gyro]

wait wrong pics again fml

[pale wolf]

??

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

Man what the fuck

Someone should put you in a fucking loony bin

[ancient gyro]

they can't trap me in there

[lunar zealot]

I can

Hi my name is James Braintest and i made the dsm-6

You test positive for all of them

[ancient gyro]

first run of the year

[lunar zealot]

Anyway back to balatro

[lunar zealot]

No don't

[neat haven]

after i started playing balatro, my gpa went from 4.0 to 4.22

[lunar zealot]

wait no you can take shortcut here

[neat haven]

ts works

[ancient gyro]

shortcut works

[lunar zealot]

confirmation bias

[terse vale]

I hope we’re all being reasonable and smart here

[lunar zealot]

stop studying

[molten thicket]

dude showed up too early...

[lunar zealot]

then let's see the REAL results... Heh... i put on sunglasses

[molten thicket]

slight overreaction

[ancient gyro]

and the rebate in shop

[lunar zealot]

Ur mom is a rebate

[ancient gyro]

problem is uhh it's on a middle rank

[neat haven]

drop out while im at it right

[neat haven]

mail her to me

[lunar zealot]

it did good for bezos

[terse vale]

hoooooohhhhhh

[lunar zealot]

and CLEARLY that was the thing that made him rich

[neat haven]

my first gold stake might be the spectral deck

[lunar zealot]

ghost is fun

[neat haven]

you're so right

[terse vale]

this seed is too good

[neat haven]

the issue is

i suck at this game

180 hours deep

havent gotten naneinf

no gold stake beaten

you're right

golden joker

that solves it

[whole storm]

glad to help 🫡

[lunar zealot]

Hey man

i got 350 hours and don't even have all achievements

also naneinf is not an indicator of skill

[hardy fable]

which achievement

[molten thicket]

i havent even done the flush with 5 wilds achievement

[lunar zealot]

all challenges

i just cant be assed

also how was class :3

[terse vale]

OKAY MAN I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULDN’T WIN

[hardy fable]

🖕 atleast I don't have class tommorow

[terse vale]

I THOUGHT THE TWO PAIR WOULD WIN MY FAULT MAN

8 away fuck youu

[lunar zealot]

My classes start on the 19th

get fucked pare

[molten thicket]

hey question: do you ever sell the perkeo here

[stiff ore]

well could be worse for a negative tag i soppose

[lunar zealot]

Perkeo gives you 4 plutos per round

why would you ever sell it

[hardy fable]

parang next week din exam namin eh😔

[sly bolt]

what

[lunar zealot]

haha gago kakabalik lang

[sly bolt]

what is this

[molten thicket]

idk bp/bs

[hardy fable]

an daya😔

[lunar zealot]

prolly sell dna before perkeo

[sly bolt]

an saya😁

[molten thicket]

hm

[ocean yoke]

oh dude

rip

[molten thicket]

the run isnt over lol

its just that now i have to cycle all over again to get serpent

[ocean yoke]

always a chance yea

but its gotten harder

[lunar zealot]

You don't need to

[molten thicket]

wait what

[lunar zealot]

As it stands right now you can play every blind to get observatory value as much as possible

[valid ether]

Shall I ankh the halfsies and go pairs? Or the chad and hope for a photo? Idk if aura is worth yet, I just have 17 spades

[lunar zealot]

what's your hand size

idfk ask rt or something

i don't think anyone here plays endless that much

@shell dagger oi

[molten thicket]

its 8 rn bcs i just got paintbrush

[lunar zealot]

damn it's always when we need him most

[stiff ore]

fuck

[lunar zealot]

Stop watching youtube videos and playing balatro

My god

the game is already stimulating enough as is

[stiff ore]

a man can do both

[lunar zealot]

and people say italian brainrot is bad

[lunar zealot]

Gublurh guggurubluh gurbluh

[molten thicket]

uhh do i take this showman

[lunar zealot]

what do you need right now

erm

burger i guess

[molten thicket]

idk i need retcon

[lunar zealot]

Do you want naneinf or a39

[lunar zealot]

Then get more sodas maybe

[molten thicket]

naneinf i think

yeahh

[lunar zealot]

perkeo certainly helps

idk man im not a nanlet

SOMEONE

HELP US

PLEASE

[molten thicket]

@shell dagger WAKE UP

[hexed coral]

i thought blueprint was the best joker in the game?

[molten thicket]

why did you decide to walk in ante 2 small blind with only a bp

not to mention black deck

[hexed coral]

blueprint was supposed to be good

[molten thicket]

and it is good

but did you read what it does

[hexed coral]

why did i lose then

[lunar zealot]

ok don't do that

we pung him once already

[molten thicket]

god damn it

fuck the dna im taking showman

[lunar zealot]

oh it's cuz your dick is small

[shell dagger]

I was on a run sorry

[hexed coral]

why cant i send gifs

[shell dagger]

NoBody can

[shell dagger]

Yeah fuck dna

[molten thicket]

ooh

now heres the big question

do i take the baron or dig for the bp/bs

[shell dagger]

Dig

[molten thicket]

fire

cinema

[terse vale]

you need gif perms

[molten thicket]

the prophet himself

[hexed coral]

is that the picky eater rant guy

[terse vale]

yuuuppp

[molten thicket]

WHERE IS MY VOUCHER TAG

[lunar zealot]

Up yer a

[ancient gyro]

dammit

[lunar zealot]

YOU FOOL

[lament sapphire]

www

[ancient gyro]

im calling race crimes

<@&1133519078540185692> cookie

for your troubles

[lunar zealot]

The only race crime i've done was pirating need for speed most wanted back in '08

The game came out in 2012

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[tender bone]

how are you supposed to gold sticker horrible jokers like riff raff like

theres genuinely levels to this shit

[uncut matrix]

natural negatives

or if you dont need all your jokers to survive you just take randoms for the boss

[lunar zealot]

the trick to c++ is to learn self sufficience

typically one can win gold stake with 4 jokers

sometimes even 3 if they're very good

in that sense look for duds when you're about to win

[uncut matrix]

what some people do is gold stake anaglyph and wait until the last moment to get a bunch of negative tags

personally ive tried this so many times and didnt find a single negative tag so

[lunar zealot]

anagyyphy only works to a point

that is, 75/150 stickers

[lime pecan]

Can u get legendary jokers in the shop

[serene forge]

c++ just asks the player "can you win with an empty jonkler slot"

[lunar zealot]

if you count rebate as legendary yes
otherwise no

[south badger]

we schmowin gng (i have like 10 threes)

wait

wrong screenshot

[gloomy swallow]

Another joker Gold staked! (Mystic Summit)

[celest hazel]

Who thinks I can win

Orange

[gloomy swallow]

currently list

[molten thicket]

make the bs copy the bp and the bp copy the bs

[gloomy swallow]

nuh uh

• space joker and hologram have been upped to goat status

[upper schooner]

this joker match with card you have in your deck or not ?

example : if i don't have any 9 can he ask 9 or not ?

[gloomy swallow]

yeah, the idol will not choose a card that isn't in your deck

[upper schooner]

incredible

[gloomy swallow]

if you don't have any 9's he won't choose a nine

[upper schooner]

so isn't bad here

[gloomy swallow]

be careful tho because ancient joker is the only joker that doesn't obey this rile

he chooses a totally random suit

[noble fossil]

Got 6 new gold stickers in 1 run

[naive heath]

ancient would be so op in checkered if it did

[upper schooner]

what is ancient ?

[molten thicket]

woww thanks for the negative ice cream game

baron mime builds are so boring after a point

and its lagging my entire pc

[north smelt]

Chicot saved me from ante 7 bigger score

[lunar zealot]

I think this stems from a misunderstanding of what makes a joker good on gold stake

also you're clearly trying to butter me up by putting baseball card in s tier and lowkey it's working

[north smelt]

Lmao

[lunar zealot]

oh this is not a tier list

My bad my bad

why is blackboard on the bottom

[north smelt]

Blackboard is extremely strong

[celest hazel]

Guess I’m a face forward kinda guy

[floral mural]

does matador work on psychic

[lunar zealot]

yesssss

assuming you play an unscoring hand

[floral mural]

obviously

[lunar zealot]

Then yes

[molten thicket]

ooh.

[gloomy swallow]

what now

basevall is just genuenly good

[floral mural]

i love how i have to ask this on every oddball boss blind for matador worlds most deserved incoming rework

[lunar zealot]

it is

[gloomy swallow]

you just load a bunch of stupid uncommon joker and it gets a run going

[molten thicket]

i think i have to go for it this ante

[lunar zealot]

I think that baseball card should be buffed to include common jokers

[gloomy swallow]

it synergizes with other good jokers like

[lunar zealot]

chat what are we thinkin

[gloomy swallow]

ok now youre going too far

[molten thicket]

that would be like

[lunar zealot]

Oh my god scroll up

[gloomy swallow]

dont glaze it like that

[molten thicket]

way way way way way too strong

[lunar zealot]

i didn't know it wasn't a tier list

in my defense it was using tiermaker

[gloomy swallow]

its a tierlist based on how good the jokers were based on the winning gold stake runs i have done with them

[wintry ice]

baseball should be uncommon trust

[molten thicket]

i think if i see a burger this ante im selling perkeo

[gloomy swallow]

also this stupid space joker run is my most favourite run to this date

[north smelt]

Perkeo is my least fav legendary joker ngl

[wintry ice]

space joker brainstorm is fun

specially with burglar

[wintry ice]

i find yorick to be the most boring one

[north smelt]

Yeah

But it's strong

[molten thicket]

oKAYYY

do i sell perkeo

i have to go for it this ante

serpent is not coming back

ok im selling perkeo

[lunar zealot]

I've made my disdain for yorick very clear

yorick is a free win joker and that is never healthy for a roguelike

never healthy for any game in general

[sullen apex]

[wintry ice]

the gimmick with discarding would be neat if pairs weren't omnipresent

[north smelt]

Man why hanging chad is so op

[lunar zealot]

hello murphy yes i will die on this hill

[north smelt]

Almoat instant win when i get hanging chad

[sullen apex]

Please don't die on a hill.

[lunar zealot]

you're right

i'd roll off like a barrel

Or something else that rolls off

[sullen apex]

Then we got a katamari damaci situation on our hands

[wintry ice]

wow she's on a roll!

[lunar zealot]

erm actually it's katamari damacy

[royal bobcat]

Always hating grrr

[sullen apex]

Smdh correcting a dyslexic person's spelling. To the gulag with you

[royal bobcat]

You're the kind of person to HATE mom's knife and glitched crown

[lunar zealot]

NYOOOOO

[molten thicket]

are we cooking chat

[sullen apex]

Hot take there's a lot of "free wins" in the game. I think the rarity of Yorick is what makes it not feel as bad

[molten thicket]

god im so tired its almost overr

[royal bobcat]

I mean with that poitn of view we hate hologram and we hate obelisk

Why would I hate fun things

[wicked wraith]

this showman is on some shrooms idk

[lunar zealot]

I think you're right but it's just that yorick lacks a real sort of agency in terms of its strength that other jokers in the same vein have

[royal bobcat]

Yorick almost never happens anyway

[lunar zealot]

obelisk is a free win most if not all the time

[vocal sun]

im way to tired for ts do i take it or what

[lunar zealot]

but it's fun and interactive to scale as well as something you're wont to do

[royal bobcat]

Yeah so if you hate yorick you should hate obelisk too

[lunar zealot]

it's very fun

[vocal sun]

i always notice eternal just too late

[molten thicket]

well i hate obelisk anyways

[lunar zealot]

and i think that yorick is just

[naive heath]

gang is ouija good

[willow frost]

are you gonna overscore?

[lunar zealot]

i don't want to say bad game design

[sullen apex]

Hologram a lot of times is a free win. Since there's so many avenues to add cards. And tbh it feels boring sometimes.

[molten thicket]

thats what im worred abt atm

[royal bobcat]

No

[naive heath]

why

[lunar zealot]

Oh i feel similar to hologram as i do to yorick

[willow frost]

im sure you can find retcon before ante 32 but for now gl

[lunar zealot]

but hologram is more so a force multiplier that gets better if you have econ to feed it

(as are most scaling jokers)

[molten thicket]

im scared

[lunar zealot]

idk man it's like 1 am and i can't articulate my thoughts

[royal bobcat]

You make more cards the same rank to draw more of them, except you have one less hand space so you don't actually draw them that much more often

[willow frost]

ok yeah just get retcon lol

[lunar zealot]

I think yorick is fine being strong but surely there's a way to make it more engaging to use

[royal bobcat]

Yeah but you get what I meant, right? Just cuz something makes u win every time doesn't make it bad

[willow frost]

you probably shouldve copied cryptids, idk how your spectral luck was though

[lunar zealot]

For sure

fun is subjective

but i think many people agree that yorick can get dull at times

because if you get it you win

[sullen apex]

Why scared

[molten thicket]

burned like 15 6s and got 1 cryptid (it was on ante 4)

[lunar zealot]

and that also can impact your enjoyment of soul

[molten thicket]

its gonna overscore

[lunar zealot]

because there's a 4/5 chance you don't instantly win

and that also feels bad

[molten thicket]

ok it didnt overscore

[willow frost]

fire

[sullen apex]

Are you trying to naneinf?

[shell dagger]

you can go for ante 39 this run probably

[royal bobcat]

I'm so much more hyped to see a canio personally

[lunar zealot]

Canio is fucking awesome

[molten thicket]

hopefully

[royal bobcat]

But I'm a sucker for canio

[willow frost]

oh wait true

[shell dagger]

you can naneinf next ante by selling all your plutos lol

maybe u could’ve ante 39 if you didn’t sell perkeo yet

[willow frost]

is 160 plutos enough for ante 32

[sullen apex]

Youd have needed to get rid of your Pluto's if you wanted to do it with hand size on ante 25 serpent

[molten thicket]

can't find retcon for the life of me

[willow frost]

along with regular scoring i mean

[vocal sun]

guys should i just skip every blind till ante 8 bc i have throwback but dont think ill win bc i cant see for shit and took bad eternals

[shell dagger]

doing the maths in my head you need about 300 + usual ante 24 setup

4 copies baron mime dna

[willow frost]

damn

[molten thicket]

how much does it take to cycle back for serpent anyways

[royal bobcat]

I think now that I really reflected on it for a while

That canio might be my favorite joker

[shell dagger]

average $230

[sullen apex]

$250 or so

[slow epoch]

What do I sell here?
I def get rid of abstract, don’t want to copy that, but do I sell Fibonacci too?

[sullen apex]

Gotta go through every boss at least 1 time

[royal bobcat]

Tough 1v1 against burnt joker

[molten thicket]

thats so little???

oh

[shell dagger]

23 bosses

[lunar zealot]

yall will never guess my favorite joker

[willow frost]

this was maybe not the move

[sullen apex]

It can be. Or it can be more

[molten thicket]

i thought it was like much much more

[royal bobcat]

I wonder....

[shell dagger]

min of 10 bucks, max of 450

[molten thicket]

fuck

[royal bobcat]

Atp if I change my name the few people who know who I am will forget me and I can't let that happen

[shell dagger]

i would probably remember the pfp

orange cat

[royal bobcat]

The gup decoration is going to expire soon sadly

[molten thicket]

ok im just gonna send this hand out then

[lunar zealot]

communist cat more like

[royal bobcat]

Commie cat

[shell dagger]

it’s so small on my pjone

[lunar zealot]

pjomn

[hearty tundra]

Is there any algorithm to how emperor works or is it just pure randomness

[lunar zealot]

It's tied to the seed

[slow epoch]

Do I sell the Fibonacci? The abstract is already gone

[lunar zealot]

or somethung

everything is

[molten thicket]

man i thought it was gonna take like $1000 to cycle

[willow frost]

wait did you get retcon

[shell dagger]

emperor picks 2 cards out of the ones that aren’t on screen or in the shop with uniform distribution

[molten thicket]

its midnight rn my brain is barely working

[molten thicket]

i havent

[willow frost]

oh ok

[molten thicket]

ok its e163

[shell dagger]

$450 can only happen if you get 2 queues with serpent first then serpent last

[hearty tundra]

Okay yeah this is what i figured but wasn’t sure

[molten thicket]

LMAO

ok

ok

[willow frost]

how does the permanent showman bug work again

[molten thicket]

i will not throw this run for the 1/5 chance this hits perkeo again

but imagine if it did

[willow frost]

savescum, youre already in endless lol

[lunar zealot]

Sell ice cream

[molten thicket]

it would be clip of the century

[lunar zealot]

i am VERY smart

[willow frost]

wait you were serious

[molten thicket]

last time i savescummed i got softlocked

[willow frost]

this is advanced

[hearty tundra]

Take fool for another Pluto

[willow frost]

rip lmao

[molten thicket]

my fool is on temp

[hearty tundra]

More Pluto money

[molten thicket]

i have liquidation rn so its worth 2 pennies and a rotten egg

man i really reallly reallly wanna savescum

what are the chances that i get burger again

[willow frost]

rotten egg: loses $3 of sell value after every round

[molten thicket]

wait i wont get to use rebate if i have burger

im selling burger

[willow frost]

i would say high but last time i played endless i didnt find one after 3 rounds of $3000 rerolls so idk

[molten thicket]

i mean you still need money if you wanna dig and if i have burger i cant rebate

[willow frost]

truth

[molten thicket]

WHAT

WHAT

NO

NO

WHAT IS THIS SEED

[willow frost]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[molten thicket]

I AM SHAKING

[willow frost]

ungodly luck

ok so what you do here is dont sell this perkeo

[molten thicket]

ik 😭

[crude sonnet]

THE DREAM IS REAL

[sullen apex]

Nice. Credit card.

[crude sonnet]

oh hi murphy didn't see you there

[willow frost]

i mean yeah credit cards great here too

[wicked sequoia]

I forgot I left off here last time

That was an awesome way to get back

[queen dock]

I hate flower pot

[molten thicket]

aughhhh its so peakk

wait how much do you have to score for a32

[queen dock]

You mean e32?

[molten thicket]

ante 32

[queen dock]

Oh

Uh

[unreal iron]

why not go for naneinf

like right now

isnt a27 the usual

naneinf round?

[queen dock]

e180 I think

[molten thicket]

but this seed has ante 39 potential

ooh thats hard

do you have to cryptid for a39

[queen dock]

I'm assuming you have only taken 1 ecto

[molten thicket]

yeah

[queen dock]

Hmm might need a bean or hand size skip.

Red seal kings?

[molten thicket]

yeah

[molten thicket]

if i bean do i have to sell perkeo

[honest dawn]

I'm already an expert on this bug.

[queen dock]

You should have enough plutos potentially

[honest dawn]

I wish I could do naneinf but I see it as very difficult

Mainly because I'm not on Plasma Deck

[queen dock]

I'm assuming you have observatory

[stark karma]

this is genuinly the most evil gold stake build OAT, the gold stickers make me play like a maniac

I was hoping to swap out space man before the boss blind but did not make it in time

[molten thicket]

of course

[queen dock]

You should be able to get through anti 32 with about 7 Red seal steel Kings in hand with your current Pluto count assuming all blueprints are on Baron and your brainstorm is on mime

[cold ginkgo]

my best run, got a heck ton of achievements and my first legendary

[molten thicket]

does is scale that fast? im at end of a28 with e128

[cold ginkgo]

and my wheel of fortune trigered on the best jokers lol

[molten thicket]

and it increases by 2e each round

approx.

[queen dock]

So you need roughly a hand size of eight

It gets to a point where you can't play normal blinds and you have to roll for the serpent and you also might have to get a burglar

[molten thicket]

im at 9 rn

[molten thicket]

yeah

im just stacking money to serpent farm later

[queen dock]

Your highest score should be roughly e117 (without burger+serpent)

[molten thicket]

wdym

[crystal nebula]

Guys should I pick stencil?

Or eternal

I am balatroing rn

[queen dock]

Here's my non Red seal non legendary naninf

[olive basin]

Stencil cause funny

[queen dock]

I think you roughly want about three blueprints on Baron and one to two on mine if I remember correctly

[crystal nebula]

Yes

[queen dock]

But since you have all those planets you shouldn't need an extra mine.

[crystal nebula]

Can inv copy itself?

Bruh moment.

[molten thicket]

i think i have to serpent farm now

i cant reach e135

nvm i think im dead

[olive basin]

Yes but sell it anyways you will be fine

[molten thicket]

nvm i think im alive

[queen dock]

If I were you I would get rid of perkio for Burger

[molten thicket]

yeah i think its time to switch

well i dont really have a choice

[queen dock]

Good luck on your burger search

[crystal nebula]

Stencil joker my beloved

[molten thicket]

swag

ok time to dig for burger

[lavish fog]

Am I allowed to ask for advice on a seed in this channel? I don't want to post in the wrong one

[molten thicket]

?????????? WHAT

ok naneinf time

prob dying at a32

[warped onyx]

wtf i didnt notice the blind and played a highcard for my dna, i lost this easy winnable run

[acoustic kettle]

Balatro players vs reading

[molten thicket]

lebron james reportedly used dna on the mouth (i lost the image)

[queen dock]

We should be scoring e-130 I would have to re look up the requirements for ante 32

[molten thicket]

yeah e130 is nowhere near beating a32

[lavish fog]

So I'm on plasma white deck trying for naninf. What is my next move that I'm looking for? Should I ditch a brainstorm to make more 6s and sixth sense into some ectos? Should I be trying for more vouchers?

I've done completionist + and ++ but never gotten a naninf before and I don't quite get the strategy behind it

[acoustic kettle]

You really don't want more than 1 ecto

[queen dock]

Yeah you would need a lucky hand size skip or you would have to use a ecto and look for bean

[acoustic kettle]

Hand size matters a ton for your score

[lavish fog]

So just aiming for the reroll voucher to reroll into serpent?

[queen dock]

Otherwise you're likely dead at auntie 32 boss

[safe venture]

Discard until flush

[acoustic kettle]

Serpent won't do much unfortunately

Your deck is small

[molten thicket]

yeah

[ancient gyro]

mmm

streak: 1 💔

[lavish fog]

Yeah. Should I ditch a brainstorm for DNA?

[safe venture]

Play the flush.

[queen dock]

I would just set up your nan Inf just to say that you have done it

[ancient gyro]

what flush

[safe venture]

Spade flush

O wauit

My bad

[acoustic kettle]

If you find it ye

[molten thicket]

even then if i dont have double tags i dont think 1 juggle tag is gonna help me much

[safe venture]

Sorry

[queen dock]

Let me do the math

[safe venture]

Accidentally mpreged your message

[ancient gyro]

can't do that

also this wasn't a flush build

[safe venture]

Awh

[queen dock]

Yeah you would need Bean plus a hand size skip tag

[lavish fog]

Thank you. Appreciate the help

[queen dock]

I would say keep going until auntie 32 if there isn't a hand size skip then well you're screwed if there is use all your money to find a bean

[molten thicket]

yeah

[queen dock]

You need Plus 8 hand size to get to e187

Although I am only counting from planet level 1

[molten thicket]

my hc is at 17

its probably still the same though

[queen dock]

You could actually get by with only plus seven hand size

[molten thicket]

doesnt change much lol

still needs a bean + juggle tag

god burglar serpent takes so long to set up

[queen dock]

Well you can also do a DNA Plus juggle tag

[molten thicket]

oh true

[queen dock]

You have a hand size of 9 right now?

[molten thicket]

yeah

[queen dock]

I think it's extremely unlikely for you to get past 32 he would need a bean and then plus two hand size

[molten thicket]

yeah

its probably just a naneinf

[neon helm]

fragile edeck challenge, got 7 9s in my deck and 2 glass jokers both at 7.75x and a cavendish, its ggs

[heavy heron]

AHA!!! another gold stake baron! i skipped 3 constellations and a hologram for this build LOOLLL

[wintry ice]

space man carrying

[heavy heron]

and totally not flash card

[hybrid cypress]

do not play misprint deck please

this popcorn is an eldritch horror sustained by the lifeforce of this oil lamp

[jade arch]

Okay y'all. 8 jokers left for c++

[neon helm]

oh its so ggs

[nova mantle]

even steven and wrathful gold sticker!!!
5 left

[distant vault]

Uh

[hybrid cypress]

help me

[nova mantle]

rtb in abandoned is such an easy win i love not having fc

[distant vault]

Eldritch horrors are no good

[hybrid cypress]

the reason why is because i got the oil lamp

its 5x

[distant vault]

Is that glitched joker

[nova mantle]

perishable be landing on the most useful jokers its so ass

[gentle island]

How did this win gold stake

[mossy finch]

should take the photo

[hexed coral]

why no legendary? racist game?

[heavy heron]

it seems ride the bus and hologram did all the work LOOLLL

[gentle island]

ride the bus got to like 60 while hologram was only 2.5x lmao

[heavy heron]

well you have 2 buses right

[gentle island]

yeah

[heavy heron]

so it’s like 120 x 2.5

[gentle island]

so like 120

yeah

[heavy heron]

300 mult

pretty good!

[gentle island]

fr

[wintry ice]

2 +mult jokers, a chip generator and hologram

[molten thicket]

cinema

god that took a long time

[obsidian patrol]

looks inside

2 mult jokers a chips joker and a fantastic x mult joker

very easily

[molten thicket]

@queen dock so according to your calculations this should clear?

[ancient gyro]

if only we had a balatro calculator we could google of something

in case nobody's around

[molten thicket]

it took 4 minutes to upload those 2 pictures

[ancient gyro]

imagine

[molten thicket]

also my computer is barely holding on

first crash of the day

yeah its not running

its ggs

[wintry ice]

wh

[lavish fog]

Totally failed to calculate the score I'd get. RIP

[ocean lily]

does 8ball count retriggers for atempts to spawn a tarrot

[molten thicket]

yeah

[ocean lily]

i just lost a banger run cus bloodstone does (or ig doesnt) what it does best

[obsidian patrol]

yes

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[queen dock]

Yeah you probably should have gotten past e180 with that but unfortunately it seems that you got murdered by crashing

[honest dawn]

Naneinf without legendaries and in a Ghost deck?

And on top of that, it was my first game of endless on white stake in 2026

[unborn onyx]

i think its pretty hard

to get

you arent eaven close atm

1.8 followed by 308 zeros

[honest dawn]

I haven't even played with the snake yet, and since I did the bean glitch, my hand size is +10 times larger than normal.

[unborn onyx]

guh

whats a bean glitch 😭

[unborn onyx]

guuhhh

thats like

a lot of cards in hands

[honest dawn]

In this blind boss fight, if Bean Joker is disabled, your hand size increases by +5 permanently.

[lyric yew]

i really like the slay the princess cards is there any way to make it so face cards of every suit have the slay the princess cards?

[pale wolf]

repost :)

[pale wolf]

no, they're locked to their suits becaues of color schemes

[lyric yew]

awh thats kinda sad

[pale wolf]

you're on steam version? there's definitely ways of using aesthetic mods for that

people have made custom face card art

[lyric yew]

yeah im on steam

[lost vault]

insane synergy with credit card

[lyric yew]

i actually thought of downloading a cool mod for cards can you tell me where i can learn how to do that?

[pale wolf]

#⚙・modding-general is where you'd go for advice for modding i suppose, it seems to have been split into two channels recently

first im seeing it

[pale wolf]

eeh it would basically cancel its effect

or maybe it would have -20 as its low

idk

either one works for me

[lost vault]

okay but it would be funny if it let you spend freely as long as whatever ur spending on costs 20 or less

[pale wolf]

nothing costs more than 20 except on inflation challenge 😭

[lost vault]

rerolls

[pale wolf]

oh i suppose

[lost vault]

:3

[pale wolf]

i mean

that would be busted

[lost vault]

itwould

[tawny radish]

do i get constellation or leave my slots empty for stencil

[lost vault]

i think itd be better game design wise if it didnt do that

but also like

its two specific jokers

[pale wolf]

depends

[lost vault]

at least one of which kinda sucks ass

cc

bankruptcy seems more niche than anything

good if you're doing unwell econ wise

hence the name i guess

[quaint stag]

bull found dead in a ditch

bootstraps found dead in a ditch

[lost vault]

bootstraps has always been dead

[pale wolf]

lol

[lost vault]

simply dont take bull with bankruptcy ig

[pale wolf]

why would you take it and disable interest if you were using bull

[lost vault]

in times where ruptcy is good you wouldnt want bull anyway

[pale wolf]

its like seeing burglar as an idea and saying yorick found dead

[quaint stag]

apart from credit card where else would you use this

[pale wolf]

rentals

[lost vault]

its like seeing pareidolia and thinking ride the bus found dead

even tho parei is the one that sucks

[pale wolf]

yyea

[lost vault]

the tooth i guess

golden nneedle challenge

umm

it would be good on green deck .^^.

well not always good perse but like more like not bad

no downsid

e

[quaint stag]

the idea is pretty cool

[lost vault]

yuh

its like some king of ketchup mechanic

[tender bone]

if u have -3$ and u use hermit does it stay -3 or does it become -6

[lost vault]

stays -3

why? either way u wouldnt wanna use it qwq

[tender bone]

just curious

lol

[lost vault]

fair nuff

:p

[terse vale]

guten’s tag

[tawny radish]

chat do i get blueprint

probably right

[terse vale]

I don’t see why not

[tawny radish]

joker stencil

[terse vale]

x4 is better than x3

[tawny radish]

good point

[terse vale]

wooooo

[formal plinth]

how did u guys get better at the game. i cant win a single match

[lost vault]

bluepring

[tawny radish]

so you buy jokers

n then you win

[lost vault]

i played the game

[tawny radish]

essentially

[lost vault]

and watched dr spectred

the goat

[tawny radish]

bluepring

[formal plinth]

the jokers i get suck ass

[lost vault]

learn how to utilize the ass suckers

[serene forge]

cracked shop

[lost vault]

holy campfire

might make a mult pivot easy

idj

[serene forge]

its white stake i dont care about the campfire itself

[tawny radish]

what is that

[silk panther]

nat neg ancient joker holy moly

[serene forge]

its a nat negative to rare block is the thing

[tawny radish]

oh its neg campfire

[serene forge]

i also voucher skipped and got something not trash

and stuntman's here too

[terse vale]

well the jokers you consider ass probably aren’t ass

[lost vault]

stuntman
negative campfire
hone
arcana pack
buffoon pack

[terse vale]

thats tha first thing I can tell yu

[lost vault]

exaaactly

like for example

i used to think throwback was GOOD 😹

[formal plinth]

4 eggs in a row when i already have the deck that gives money based on hands and discads

[terse vale]

well egg is mostly always good

just more money

[lost vault]

egg is good

:#

:3

also

[terse vale]

also green deck money is ehhhhh

[lost vault]

green deck is surprisingly bad for econ

uwu

interst goated

i mean best case on pre blue stake ur getting 6 dollars per round and thats assuming you topdeck a winning hand

[formal plinth]

guess i just gotta pray to rnjesus

[lost vault]

meanwhile with interest

just hold onto 25 dollars and u get 5 dollar per round

no sweat

[terse vale]

on gold stake it gets worse cus you’ll need hands to scale stuff

[lost vault]

yes and also -1 discard

[terse vale]

yea true

[ancient gyro]

expensive pair lobotomy

[terse vale]

pray for a green joker and obelisk ❤️

[tranquil steppe]

Ladies and gentlemen, It’s time to wrack up that big debt and let BIG OX take care of it for me

[formal plinth]

obelisk reminds me of i have no mouth and i must scream

[terse vale]

fair fair

peak joker for a peak short story

[formal plinth]

indeed

also peak pfp

[lost vault]

is my pfp peak :D

[formal plinth]

mhm : D

EWWWWWWWWW

[lost vault]

i see the vision

[lost vault]

wut qwq

[formal plinth]

IT DID the thing

[lost vault]

ohh

[terse vale]

thank u u too

[formal plinth]

😄

[terse vale]

also you passed the test

[lost vault]

u can disable that in settings uwu

[twin lantern]

Could swashbuckler and egg work together well?

[lost vault]

yeah

[formal plinth]

what test chat

[lost vault]

not as good as u'd think but solid

[formal plinth]

:D

[terse vale]

yeah but the combo is only ok

[formal plinth]

there

[terse vale]

I was like “obelisk is good” and you had no objections

[formal plinth]

oh yay :D

[tawny radish]

so you see i dont read alot

[terse vale]

and a mark of a good player is not hating obelisk since all haters just don’t know how to use it

[ancient gyro]

not everybody can wear these welding gloves

[tranquil steppe]

BIG OX is about to absolve all my debts. Dreams really do come true!

[ancient gyro]

what 97 tarots does to a mf

[bold lion]

dang i restarted my game file by accident

😭

[tawny radish]

im just trying to get the joker where i need 30 spades wtf is happening

??????????????????????

why is it that i always get stupidly good rng when im NOT trying to win

[manic zealot]

i love getting a well fed hologram

[tawny radish]

i have dna, blueprint and 2 brainstorms, is there anything specific i should be rolling for

im trying to got for a spade build

[twin lantern]

Hi.

[manic zealot]

hi

[tawny radish]

thanks chat

[manic zealot]

oh shit sorry

let me help

[manic zealot]

anything that gives you flat mult

or any score honestly

[tranquil steppe]

Yayyyyy nanners finally decided to stay around after ante 8 for once!

[manic zealot]

arrowhead

[tawny radish]

yeah fair for some reason i have no fucking mult jokers

[manic zealot]

the rare illusion pickup