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surreal spruce
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Greedy greedy

molten thicket
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yeah it just sucks if you immo and it hits the middle cards

lilac meteor
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sell everything and get photochad and win

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trust

molten thicket
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emo rick

south badger
surreal spruce
fickle mesa
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even if it hits the low cards a smaller deck makes it easier to fix to

surreal spruce
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^^^^

fickle mesa
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and subsequently easier to find

surreal spruce
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More reliable to hit

south badger
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alr ima really go to sleep bcus im rly tired

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so goodnight or sum shi

lilac meteor
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my god

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its so over

molten thicket
lilac meteor
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my pain is over

lunar zealot
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Ello ello

lilac meteor
lilac meteor
surreal spruce
molten thicket
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ante 21 😭 what did you do for the gods to despise you so much

lilac meteor
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its fine

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its the last voucher i needed

south badger
hard mantle
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do i take the loss hand

lilac meteor
lilac meteor
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echolocate the keyboard

woven spire
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"yeah ill take a neg tag for fun"

south badger
lilac meteor
fickle mesa
south badger
molten thicket
woven spire
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we balling

south badger
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goodnight yall

woven spire
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gn

dull ether
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Nat holo negative perkeo from Soul what

hard mantle
lilac meteor
molten thicket
lilac meteor
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was literally 50/50 between the joker I needed and playing card is available from shop one

hard mantle
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i have ruined balatro for yall

lilac meteor
woven spire
lilac meteor
woven spire
lilac meteor
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you can get foil poly and holo from soul

woven spire
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two editions tho?

molten thicket
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what

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w-w-what

molten thicket
woven spire
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yh u do

lilac meteor
lunar zealot
hard mantle
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this might kill us

lilac meteor
hard mantle
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or not, thanks game

lilac meteor
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W speed

lunar zealot
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because it's ante 4 and you have nothing

acoustic kettle
lilac meteor
molten thicket
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i mean it is a nat holo neg perkeo

lilac meteor
molten thicket
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just read the text

acoustic kettle
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Just holo

molten thicket
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OHH THE NEGATIVE IS FOR THE COPY

dull ether
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Am I brainfarting

acoustic kettle
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The negative is the ability description

molten thicket
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i am so

dull ether
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OH LMAO

molten thicket
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jksdkfbhgjdfsihougbjksdfhgusdjfighousdbjkfghds

dull ether
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God

lilac meteor
dull ether
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It's 5:00 LMAO

lilac meteor
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good job guys

dull ether
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Jesus

molten thicket
lilac meteor
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we solved the mystery

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Do i need any other voucher for naneinf

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i dont think so right

acoustic kettle
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Palette

lunar zealot
dull ether
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I think we figured out it's bedtime for me okayge

woven spire
lunar zealot
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also nacho tong

molten thicket
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burn in hell stupid brain of mine

lunar zealot
lilac meteor
lunar zealot
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bar like ancient joker

lilac meteor
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and palette?

hard mantle
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rip

woven spire
lunar zealot
lilac meteor
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just when i thought the war is over

hard mantle
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we got a lot of value cards, but we couldnt find any jokers that helped our score

lilac meteor
lunar zealot
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if perko then you don't need nacho

lilac meteor
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i dont think perkeo is going to help me

lunar zealot
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if burger then the +1 hand would help for serpent

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you don't need it idt

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but it would be good to have

lilac meteor
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alright

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2 more vouchers to go i guess

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😔

fiery nymph
woven spire
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idk how to do econ with rentals ngl but we got a good combo

hard mantle
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restarting that run

primal stirrup
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Who needs chips anyways

hard mantle
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i hate playing for two pairs

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i already dislike pairs enough as is

primal stirrup
wind bolt
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Hmmm..

lilac meteor
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Good for your setup

dull sapphire
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balatro gold stake random deck day 4: KXKUJB21 zodiac deck

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sometimes you just get one of those seeds that plays themselves

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don't really see any way to majorly mess up on this seed, even i took unnecessary risks and still won easily

hard mantle
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this build is so dumb

dull sapphire
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huh no +mult

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is this plasma?

hard mantle
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no

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red

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its just the cards ive gotten my hands on

lilac meteor
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Go jog

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change your car's oil

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learn karate

hard mantle
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why

lilac meteor
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rest and eat candy

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Then go ruminate

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then you'll win

lilac meteor
lunar zealot
acoustic kettle
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Tdl the goat indeed

lunar zealot
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Im blue da ba dee da ba die

lilac meteor
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im so sleepy

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i forgot how tedious getting naneinf without perk is

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i gotts think

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i no like think

hard mantle
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actually im not going to keep going with this run

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ngl its kind of annoying when you have builds that can be defeated by deck rng

dull sapphire
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here's an interesting question:
-you are playing gold stake with a relatively-normal deck of your choice (not plasma, black, ghost, checkered, erratic, etc)
-you have a foil grimbo and holographic cloud 9, as well as a third eternal joker so your econ and scoring are pretty taken care of for earlygame, and you're already deck-fixing for 9's

You have a seeing double and flowerpot with no perishable/rental on them in your jokers. you reroll the shop and see a rental duo and rental idol. do you sell your xmult and pivot to idol/duo?

terse dock
acoustic kettle
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Duo

terse dock
acoustic kettle
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Depends on the xmult

dull sapphire
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your xmult is seeing double and flowerpot

lilac meteor
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or something like that

terse dock
terse dock
dull sapphire
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and you've used a few lovers because of the flowerpot, main hand is 4oak with 9s at this point

acoustic kettle
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If your econ is set you can sell the cloud 9

dull sapphire
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cloud 9 is your only econ

terse dock
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I'd sell the pot for the duo

dull sapphire
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outside of a few gold cards

primal stirrup
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This evil ass deck has finally been vanquished

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Never playing this shit again

terse dock
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A consistent x4 is better than a wack x6

acoustic kettle
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Do you need money if you can win

dull sapphire
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yes to deck fix for 9s

terse dock
dull sapphire
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in that run cloud 9 was basically my entire econ

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what getting an ante 1 cloud 9 does to you

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had like 14 9's by ante 6 or something

terse dock
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I would sell the pot but not the see2

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For duo

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Idol can blow me

hard mantle
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sucks when you get a few bad runs

dull sapphire
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i took the idol for lolz, it was definitely not an optimal decision

hard mantle
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part of it is absolutely bad rng but another part of it is skissue

acoustic kettle
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If you're near ante 8 just aell the c9

dull sapphire
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i think that if i wanted to play optimal i would have kept both and kept deck fixing for lovers for flower pot

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maybe pivot to 5oak

terse dock
dull sapphire
terse dock
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It's like ante 4

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Ueah

dull sapphire
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or 4

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anyway the seed basically played itself

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shop 1 banana that immediately died into shop 2 foil grimbo + rental holo c9

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like what other decisions were there to make

acoustic kettle
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Cavensish coming

dull sapphire
west python
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Guys should I sell runner and clone my brainstorm or what do I do

dull sapphire
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it's on plasma white stake, you can survive with no jokers for a bit

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sell the runner

west python
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Oki

dull sapphire
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you could even ecto if you wanna feel spicy

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but 7 hand size with no scoring is a bit too spicy for me in earlygame, and ectos will come around later

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i'm assuming that this is a high score attempt right?

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for just clearing white stake plasma deck 2 brainstorms on its own is kinda overkill

west python
serene forge
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I hate Bloodstone

lilac rivet
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So close to naneinf but damn, this was a fun run

primal stirrup
serene forge
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I love Cheese

primal stirrup
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Does anyone know if omen globe increases the chance of a soul card in spectral packs?

nova matrix
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Round 1 ticket

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Rocket*

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3rd gold stake down

serene forge
woven spire
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getting some weird runs today

nova matrix
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Weird

woven spire
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worth?

serene forge
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bye photo

woven spire
shell rock
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buy the oops

woven spire
primal stirrup
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Incredible, though not a single mime in sight

serene forge
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ewwww

woven spire
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kinda tough

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do i sell chad for it?

primal stirrup
primal stirrup
woven spire
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yh

primal stirrup
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If you’re consistently playing more than 2 face cards then yeah

woven spire
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fair, ill do it

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thx

molten thicket
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are we fattening the cat

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no more cat

lost vault
woven spire
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kinda happy ngl

lunar loom
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I'm having trouble on black deck...

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I'm still pretty new so

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Alright

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I still have trouble in the beginning

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Yuh that's what I do

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I do unseeded too

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I've been trying I still struggle

junior cave
lunar loom
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I need Jimbo himself to teach me

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Base

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I haven't beaten black deck yet

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Yeah...

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I said I've been struggling

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Don't really want to flood the channel

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Stillll

marsh goblet
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chat do i bother with trying to make this flower pot work

kind blaze
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never

weak shale
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not usually worth it

lunar loom
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Noted

mossy finch
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rate yorick fro 1/ to 10

marsh goblet
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also damn two pair planet scaling goes crazy

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chips 🤑

stiff ore
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how do you make stone cards work? ive never known how to make them work in a deck long term

marsh goblet
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game's already won gg

zinc osprey
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Got this really cool synergies in my run

floral mural
stiff ore
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okay i can see that

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ive had a har time getting a high card deck to work out

floral mural
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other than that theyre useful for stuff like idol or rebate blocking but thats endless tech

floral mural
stiff ore
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either, ive tried to get a baron deck working. managed a small one for a bit oa few times

floral mural
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(pairs are preferred for scaling builds due to being a bit more chips on the planet while not really having a drawing issue usually)

marsh goblet
floral mural
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thats why pairs are the most consistent gold stake hand

crimson carbon
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my amazing plasma deck two pair run

zinc osprey
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Plus why not?

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I got paradelio might as well take advantage of it

opal delta
heady narwhal
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same goes for pareidolia

lunar zealot
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Assuming your deck isn't 80% glass

heady narwhal
floral mural
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considering the steel joker id assume steel is being used more than glass

heady narwhal
zinc osprey
heady narwhal
floral mural
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either way fully copying steel joker is probably better here

heady narwhal
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swashbuckler is bad and it's late for grimbo but some +mult is better than none +mult

floral mural
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more xmult is good

zinc osprey
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Not a fan of glass

lunar zealot
floral mural
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this raised fist looks really good

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30 mult

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i should probably take this but with this much mult itll be hard to scale it much

crimson carbon
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hehe the fricking spongebob jokers

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i love them

acoustic kettle
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I always take the halfsies

floral mural
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rental half joker is worthless here actually

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or well not worth it

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i have 30 mult in raised fist

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and taking an eternal rental for 20 mult is bad

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greens hard to take here

acoustic kettle
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Well it is green joker

floral mural
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because its gonna struggle to scale much

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20 inherent mult is a lot

acoustic kettle
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If you keep hc level 1 you can scale it

floral mural
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wait i have trading card what am i saying

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its not green joker

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i have my mult and the deck thinning matters more

marsh goblet
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damn i've won 4 orange stake runs in a row i feel like a god

zinc osprey
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Well I think I've met a worth joker to replace my current build

marsh goblet
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is certificate a bad idea here?

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WOAH

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RIFF RAFF GAVE ME SHINY BANANA??

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polychrome cavendish is so cool looking

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and it immediately went extinct qwq

zinc osprey
zinc osprey
lunar loom
marsh goblet
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YOOO THERE WAS A HOLOGRAM IN THE JUDGEMENT CERTIFICATE WAS CORRECT

marsh goblet
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not really, i was still forced to take eternal droll joker to beat ante 1 boss blind

zinc osprey
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This seed is also kind of nuts too

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Got me to unlock 1mil chips for the first time

lavish gazelle
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Wouldn't it be better to full on copy mime here

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Well that depends on how many steels

brazen island
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If you put a zyn in coffee does it get infused with nicotine

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Or water or whatever

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Im asking for science

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Does it work like dat

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Business idea: zyn water

marsh goblet
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5 orange stake wins in a row :D

brazen island
marsh goblet
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unless it's plasma or checkered deck, you can easily get away with no scoring ante 1 on those decks

brazen island
zinc osprey
marsh goblet
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ah, i try my best to win every run

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i think that's the fun of balatro

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some seeds are a breeze while others hate ur guts

dark cairn
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(if you're wondering why i paused in the middle of the first hand something fell on the floor and startled me irl lmao)

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green deck is next

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fitting that its vomit coloured cause it'll make me feel nauseous having to play it

hard mantle
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i have a new favorite hand to play

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Straights, idk why but they tickle my brain

zinc osprey
hard mantle
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fuckin immediately pulled riff raff lets go

zinc osprey
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Agree tho

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Straight flush spefically makes me feel good

hard mantle
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i just lost coz the deck i pulled literally could not have led to 450 </3

hard mantle
lunar loom
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i just botched one of my best runs

lunar zealot
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What an odd thing to say

zinc osprey
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Discord thinks otherwise

hard mantle
lunar loom
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I knew it 😔

zinc osprey
hard mantle
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pain

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love straights but you are at the mercy of rngesus

lunar loom
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Scary

zinc osprey
hard mantle
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theyre so fun to play though...

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and they have good scaling....

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actually so fucking peak

lunar loom
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Hell yeah

hard mantle
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RNGESUS BLESSES US THIS DAY

lunar loom
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Let us know how the run goes

hard mantle
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(lusty joker is only there coz it was the best option out of a buffoon pack)

hard mantle
lunar zealot
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i haven't heard the normal balatro theme in weeks

lunar loom
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I had this amazing run

zinc osprey
lunar loom
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With I think it was lovers the one they turned cards into heart cards twice and lusty joker with mult

hard mantle
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actually crazy riff raff pulls

lunar loom
zinc osprey
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Love this run

lunar loom
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I have the seed copied if you want it

hard mantle
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i do want to try and move to royal flushes eventually if i cant

lunar loom
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Flushes my beloved

hard mantle
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gros michel went extinct

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we cant afford either of these

lunar loom
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Ouch

hard mantle
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we're trying to roll for cavendish

lunar zealot
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i want to fucking hold r

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ante 4 and i have absolutely nothing to my name

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good lord

zinc osprey
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99 of gamblers quit before they hit big you know?

lunar zealot
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well too late

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ante 5 needle

zinc osprey
hard mantle
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wait cavendish is common right?

zinc osprey
lunar zealot
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that's bait

zinc osprey
acoustic kettle
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Is chicot burglar needle

lunar zealot
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what

acoustic kettle
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Is chicot burglar in needle

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On

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At

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Idk

lunar zealot
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during

zinc osprey
heady narwhal
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but it's bp incompatible and it doesn't steal your discards

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also it scales based on your base hand count

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so uhh sorta ish kinda

acoustic kettle
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So 4 on blue

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Or

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What about 2 chico

hard mantle
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far from a bad joker hand tbh

lavish gazelle
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Gives you a hand

lunar zealot
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it's definitely a build

hard mantle
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hey, it's what i got lol

zinc osprey
lunar zealot
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you don't have money

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which you need so you can feed that constell

hard mantle
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its called "the game literally gave me no money cards" and riff-raff couldnt do anything anymore

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i do have to the moon at least

hard mantle
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i have no idea what you mean lol

zinc osprey
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In my opinion having no economy card is kinda risky tho

dark cairn
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now that ive done nebula deck gold stake its time to update my 100% OPINIONATED gold stake tier list based on my PERSONAL EXPERIENCES with them

lunar zealot
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the riff raff

dark cairn
hard mantle
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when we got constellation lol

acoustic kettle
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Plasma in s

dark cairn
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had a blast up til orange stake

acoustic kettle
dark cairn
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then it just fell off a damn cliff

hard mantle
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miiiiight be over though

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we got a really bad couple of hands

dark cairn
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the only decks ive outright gotten pissed off at doing gold stake for, though, was zodiac and anaglyph

hard mantle
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yeah, its over </3

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WAIT

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NOPE

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WE BARELY EEKEED IT OUT

dark cairn
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zodiac deck orange stake+ is a stage 4 cancer

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you barely find any jokers and then the few ones you do are either rental, eternal, perishable, bad/situational, or a combo of those

zinc osprey
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Yeah shi useless

dark cairn
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painted deck was a blast

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i just spammed straights

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or flushes if i got an early arrowhead/onyx agate shrug

zinc osprey
dark cairn
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i dont get why so many people hate nebula deck

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telescope is one of my fav vouchers

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and starting with it already in your possession means you can play around it from the first ante pretty much

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which makes it even better

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the -1 consumable slot is annoying but unless you have like 15 purple/blue seals i dont really think it matters that much

lunar zealot
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Nebula's upside makes the game boring and nebula's downside makes the game boring

dark cairn
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it just means youre more likely to avoid 8 ball, vagabond, hallucination, and emperor

lunar zealot
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it's like anaglyph but slightly better

hard mantle
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does this only pick suits that are in your deck

lunar zealot
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The one right next to it does

vocal rose
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annoying

hard mantle
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is castle good?

dark cairn
hard mantle
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mmm

vocal rose
lunar zealot
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its main niche is scaling with discards and being uncommon

vocal rose
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like yes its subjective but it goes both ways 😭

dark cairn
hard mantle
dark cairn
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most people outright said nebula deck was shit

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like

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objectively bad

vocal rose
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yes

dark cairn
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thats moreso what i meant

vocal rose
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it is objectively a bottom 3 deck

lunar zealot
vocal rose
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3-4

lunar zealot
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square's niche is consistency

zinc osprey
hard mantle
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my highest score is like ante 12 gimme a break ;w;

lunar zealot
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runner's niche is ceiling to cost

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castle's is

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being uncommon

dark cairn
hard mantle
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ill get rid of crazy joker for it

lunar zealot
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It's fine

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Better early than late

dark cairn
hard mantle
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i mean im on ante eight and i dont intend to go into endless with this lol

dark cairn
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unless i was just using them too fast/on the wrong things

hard mantle
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oh wait, just got a better chips joker lol

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(for what im doing i mean)

zinc osprey
dark cairn
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but once i reached purple stake it just went stupid

hard mantle
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okay wow yeah i needed the extra chips more than i needed the extra mult

dark cairn
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i dont even remember the specific details of what went wrong

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i just remember having a miserable time and dying plenty of times to the mid antes

dreamy girder
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Chat, do I get the special edition for the switch? I already own the game on pc and mobile

lunar zealot
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castle is a good joker

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undoubtedly

zinc osprey
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Not a fan of chips but I understand why people like it

lunar zealot
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if anyone says castle is bad they are severely misinformed and/or spoiled and/or dumb dumb

dreamy girder
hard mantle
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welp. its all up to luck from here

lunar zealot
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given the fact that chips are half of your score

acoustic kettle
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You do need chips in any run

lunar loom
dreamy girder
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Some cards

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That's it

lunar zealot
dark cairn
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theres absolutely zero way i could see nebula deck being worse than green deck though

hard mantle
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i think we lose

dreamy girder
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Tbh i wish you could just buy the special edition cards

hard mantle
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ceruluean bell is literally only picking cards we need

hollow ferry
lunar loom
zinc osprey
hard mantle
dreamy girder
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Like, i have two copies of the game

acoustic kettle
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1 x 300 is less than 20 x 100

dreamy girder
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I just want the cards to have the cards

dreamy girder
hard mantle
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you know. cerulean bell is my most hated boss out of them all

dreamy girder
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I believe

lunar zealot
dark cairn
hard mantle
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fucking hate this bastard

acoustic kettle
hard mantle
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ruined my red deck red stake right at the finish line

acoustic kettle
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Sometimes you get enough chips from planets if you level them high

dark cairn
signal frigate
vocal rose
dark cairn
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didnt need a chips joker cause i got level 20 pair every run

hard mantle
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early supernova

dreamy girder
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Oh nvm, none of the good cards come with it

hard mantle
zinc osprey
hard mantle
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dont gotta explain that to me, im not a lobotomite

signal frigate
signal frigate
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I'd understand in Blue

vocal rose
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you're complaining about something you're putting yourself in

dark cairn
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if you got a supernova you prob shouldve played pairs or smthn

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to scale up that nova as much as possible

hard mantle
minor portal
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red stake is still one of the worst stakes imo

vocal rose
signal frigate
lunar zealot
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i need to find that writeup

acoustic kettle
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Well bell is the most nothing burger of a boss

lunar zealot
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Why do we lose Balatro runs?
Because you don't score enough to beat the blind
this can happen for 3 and only 3 reasons:

  1. Your jokers suck ass
  2. The boss blind fucks you
  3. You don't draw your dogshit hand
signal frigate
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Not all Bossblinds are worth complaining about

nova elk
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Can I connect my steam progress to balatro on my phone?

hard mantle
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and cerulean is detrimental to me, hence i am complaining about it

signal frigate
dark cairn
lunar zealot
lunar zealot
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If possible, try not to lose

signal frigate
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But it does suck not having early money in later stakes

vocal rose
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for it to be detrimental to you

signal frigate
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It's a very easy to counter bossblind

vocal rose
hard mantle
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christ are yall this obnoxious usually or is this a new behavior?

signal frigate
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That was one run

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You need to get used to losing

acoustic kettle
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I mean even for a 5 card hand it's still 5 in 8 to select the card you need anyway

signal frigate
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That's gonna happen ALOT in later stakes

dark cairn
hard mantle
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i had a straight build going, cerulean countered my build, i couldnt pivot my build like that

lunar zealot
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Everyone calm down

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Kamirasu is talking

vocal rose
hard mantle
minor portal
signal frigate
lunar zealot
dark cairn
hard mantle
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i dont care that i lost beyond having to play red deck again, i was just complaining about that boss

lunar zealot
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cerulean bell is a boss blind that exists and honestly should be buffed to be harder

zinc osprey
hard mantle
acoustic kettle
dark cairn
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they feel less like skillful encounters and more like just "fuck this build in particular, everyone else gets a free pass"

signal frigate
lunar zealot
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I feel confident in saying that it does counter builds that normally don't lose to other finishers

acoustic kettle
hard mantle
minor portal
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cerulean bell buff, five cards are selected

signal frigate
hard mantle
vocal rose
signal frigate
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Very bad for 5 card hands

vocal rose
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I don't really care if you complain about it

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you can complain about it all you want

signal frigate
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Complete nothing for lower hands

vocal rose
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nothing I can do to stop it

dark cairn
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i dont see any way you buff cerulean bell without making it cancer

acoustic kettle
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A buff could be that
The selected card have to score

signal frigate
hard mantle
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well im pivoting away from straights this build, a half joker is a good sign

vocal rose
#

thats hard

acoustic kettle
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Well it's a buff

signal frigate
#

That'd be a boss worth complaining about

zinc osprey
vocal rose
signal frigate
minor portal
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what if the bell just instantly made you lose your run

dark cairn
#

i'd rather the boss be too easy than complete bullshit

vocal rose
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the ante 8 boss blinds need more aura

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only 2 have aura

hard mantle
#

welp, here i go high cardin again

acoustic kettle
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VV hogged them all

vocal rose
#

the other 3 stink

signal frigate
minor portal
signal frigate
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VV is probably my favorite

vocal rose
signal frigate
vocal rose
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bro gets countered by existing

signal frigate
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Oh no! I can't see my jokers! Would be a shame if I just slowed the game down!

dark cairn
#

acorn would be fun if yo ucouldnt just grab a joker to counter it

vocal rose
#

yeah

signal frigate
#

What in the SpongeBob

hard mantle
#

the council has decided:
high card

vocal rose
#

oh its perishable

vocal rose
minor portal
#

amber cork as a concept cannot be changed to be any better

zinc osprey
#

The wall is my favourite just for the satisfaction of beating a huge blind

vocal rose
acoustic kettle
#

What if you have to guess the jokers for them to work

hard mantle
dark cairn
signal frigate
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Vessel feels the most intimidating

dark cairn
#

like stuntman

vocal rose
vocal rose
signal frigate
dark cairn
hard mantle
hard mantle
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also: lol

dark cairn
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but i have to say im not a fan of just how massive of a jump it is

abstract rivet
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I hate crimson heart the most

acoustic kettle
#

Pairs just scale harder

vocal rose
abstract rivet
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Since its rng to just end you if you are relying on all ur jokers

acoustic kettle
#

With basically the same odds

vague kettle
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i love white stake

signal frigate
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Crimson Heart should be easy but it feels bullshit

dark cairn
#

like personally i feel like there should be a way to know what bosses are going to appear before you get to their ante

vocal rose
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trivialize the game

dark cairn
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whether it be a joker or a voucher or a deck

vocal rose
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you have an entire ante to prepare for it

hard mantle
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i feel like yall dont realize that when i say "no" to something it means "you cant change my mind on it", even if i say it respectfully

pulsar forge
dark cairn
zinc osprey
signal frigate
pulsar forge
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i mean it's still a roguelike

minor portal
dark cairn
pulsar forge
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just that a really easy one lol

#

that's why you plan ahead bingus

quartz ember
dark cairn
vocal rose
zinc osprey
pulsar forge
vocal rose
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just be one sided with no room for a change in mind

dark cairn
vocal rose
acoustic kettle
#

This chat is aggressively helpful

dark cairn
pulsar forge
#

not always possible

it's funny how most of the time it is possible

hard mantle
quartz ember
pulsar forge
vocal rose
signal frigate
zinc osprey
#

Upgrading my full house while maxing my flush is always reliable

hard mantle
vocal rose
vocal rose
dark cairn
#

need more examples?

vocal rose
#

calm down

minor portal
#

I feel like some people here could make an interesting podcast

acoustic kettle
#

Aggressively helpful

hard mantle
acoustic kettle
#

Will kill you if you don't take the advice

hard mantle
zinc osprey
hard mantle
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is it really hard to just go
"hey heres advice"
"i dont need it"
"ok"

signal frigate
acoustic kettle
#

Tbf you are asking for advice

vocal rose
acoustic kettle
#

Which means tou need one

signal frigate
acoustic kettle
#

"Help"
"advice"
"No"

quartz ember
hard mantle
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i... im pretty sure i never asked for advice? i just went "cerulean bell sucks" and it became this

zinc osprey
acoustic kettle
#

Anythinf about the game is percieved as one

minor portal
#

cerulean bell is GREAT!!

acoustic kettle
vocal rose
acoustic kettle
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I love cerulean bell

minor portal
#

those WHO BELL!!

hard mantle
minor portal
#

I don't understand how anyone takes anything here seriously.

#

enjoy the game or something

dark cairn
#

the literal ONE TIME i took bootstraps on a gold stake run because i had like $300 from ankhing a holo rebate on ante 1 and got money tree
what appears on ante 7?
the ox
where was my only source of chips?
pair levels (didn't find a compatible +chips joker early enough)
spent the whole ante looking for a luchador or some different mult joker to replace the bootstraps with
was forced to take a blackboard instead which neutered my score but i scraped by
and then ante 8 gave violet vessel
spend the whole ante looking for justice and chariot, none appeared

dark cairn
#

not really sure what im supposed to do in a situation like that

hard mantle
#

i did NOT do this but okay balatro :3

vocal rose
dark cairn
signal frigate
hard mantle
vocal rose
#

theres alot to dissect in that big paragraph

signal frigate
#

It's easy to miss that

vocal rose
#

that just shows you fumbled an easy win

signal frigate
#

You can actually just cull hearts too and it'll count

vocal rose
#

losing with double holo rebate

hard mantle
minor portal
dark cairn
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ah yes my fault for taking a joker that synergized with my build :L

zinc osprey
#

I remember seeing a tier list of trash joker and comment is just full of "do you even play balatro?" shi makes me laugh

vocal rose
signal frigate
vocal rose
#

no shame in that

#

but thats just how it is

acoustic kettle
#

I don't really know how i got stm

dark cairn
wicked warren
#

one more stake and i’m done with c+

hard mantle
#

one card away from the royal flush

signal frigate
minor portal
#

those who blue

quartz ember
wicked warren
#

i hate black deck

vocal rose
#

but the game also doesn't cater to your build

signal frigate
acoustic kettle
#

Easiest way to ragebait is to make a bad tierlist

signal frigate
#

Currently trying to Gold Stake Black for the 4th time

vocal rose
zinc osprey
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minor portal
signal frigate
vocal rose
dark cairn
#

i know people say "always expect the worst boss to appear at the worst time and prepare for it" but 1: theres so many different bosses that expecting the player to consider a way to counter every single one is stupid
2: expecting them to be able to FIND a way to counter every single one is even more stupid
3: sometimes you have no choice but to build into something that gets countered by a boss because you need to build into something immediately or you die

minor portal
#

any tierlist will have people arguing

dark cairn
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i think balatro is great but i will forever think that its bosses are garbage overall

signal frigate
acoustic kettle
vocal rose
dark cairn
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"fuck this class/build in particular" is bad game design

vocal rose
#

nitpick it so I can make it better

signal frigate
minor portal
vocal rose
acoustic kettle
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I just realized

vocal rose
#

boss blinds countering builds is

acoustic kettle
vocal rose
#

not bad game design

zinc osprey
dark cairn
#

yeah sure buddy whatever

lunar loom
minor portal
signal frigate
acoustic kettle
hard mantle
minor portal
lunar zealot
#

Boss blinds are necessary for the game

minor portal
#

you are clearly the goat

lunar zealot
#

They have to exist

signal frigate
#

I've had a run where I was running FULL on Queens with shoot the moon mime steels, but the plant appeared, the reason I didn't die was because I had a gigantic Hologram lmfao

dark cairn
minor portal
#

2016 LeBron James

lunar zealot
#

people who complain abt them are bad at balatro

vocal rose
signal frigate
#

They keep a run feel a little bit more high stakes

#

If bossblinds like that didn't exist in the game, then you're only gonna be winning

dark cairn
lunar zealot
#

Why do we lose Balatro runs?
Because you don't score enough to beat the blind
this can happen for 3 and only 3 reasons:

  1. Your jokers suck ass
  2. The boss blind fucks you
  3. You don't draw your dogshit hand
zinc osprey
#

Boss blind is just bosses you see on rogue like game

minor portal
#

after all these tierlists of Hit the Road being in D tier and C tier someone finally understands peak

hard mantle
#

oh wait fuck

#

i might have just doomed my run

vocal rose
#

how'd you do so

minor portal
#

I have won my existence has been finalized

hard mantle
#

i always forget this dudes boss ability

signal frigate
#

Do you complain when you get absolutely clobbered by the Bell Bearing Hunter in Nightreign?

vocal rose
signal frigate
zinc osprey
vocal rose
hard mantle
#

i forgot it TWICE

vocal rose
#

we all forget to read

hard mantle
signal frigate
#

Bosses are meant to be challenging

minor portal
vocal rose
#

this game is VERY balanced

dark cairn
signal frigate
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Also, there's like, a way to counter a boss by just not focusing on synergy at all

zinc osprey
#

I love not reading boss blind ability and getting shocked when it screwed my ass

acoustic kettle
#

What if there's a deck with no bosses but more aggressive scaling

dark cairn
signal frigate
hard mantle
signal frigate
quartz ember
#

I do give you that the challenging in balatro is not the same type as other games, but then again, balatro isnt the same type as other games

vocal rose
#

very easy to pull off

#

and is very consistent

hard mantle
#

pain, i would take you if riff raff wasnt there ;w;

signal frigate
dark cairn
vocal rose
#

I hope you realize that your entire philosophy falls apart when winstreaks is a thing

signal frigate
vocal rose
#

because you're straight up talking like the game has a built in way to just end your runs

signal frigate
#

Just raw score and big ass chips

vocal rose
#

no you lose because of your own short comings

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and thats OKAY

dark cairn
vocal rose
#

but coping about it and saying its bad game design IS cope

signal frigate
zinc osprey
lunar zealot
dark cairn
signal frigate
lunar zealot
dark cairn
#

it happens to everyone

vocal rose
dark cairn
#

i just dont like how they fuck you

vocal rose
#

that is what they're meant to do

vocal rose
lunar zealot
#

What kind of idiots are voting ecks mult

vocal rose
signal frigate
zinc osprey
lunar zealot
#

it's plus mult

#

nobody says t mult

signal frigate
#

Maybe I played the game too much

lunar zealot
#

nobody also says flat mult despite what they'd have you believe

signal frigate
#

But I really don't see the issues you did

dark cairn
#

an x is an x

lunar zealot
signal frigate
#

There is only ONE bossblind I complained alot about but I also know it's kind of my fault

lunar zealot
#

one boss blind is dedicated to ruining my day at all opportunities

dark cairn
lunar zealot
#

everyone has to guess what

signal frigate
signal frigate
vocal rose
#

changed it a tiny bit rate my gs a8 tierlist

zinc osprey
dark cairn
#

also xmult is easier/rolls off the tongue better to say

lunar zealot
dark cairn
#

1 syllable vs 2

signal frigate
lunar zealot
#

huh

lunar zealot
signal frigate
#

Oh, damn

#

My reasoning was valid then

lunar zealot
signal frigate
lunar zealot
#

It is x2 mult

hard mantle
#

crazy fucking synergy right here

signal frigate
#

But A is still a valid placement for it

vocal rose
lunar zealot
#

It is exactly as strong as people think

zinc osprey
vocal rose
vocal rose
lunar zealot
vocal rose
#

the value gen is unreal

signal frigate
dark cairn
signal frigate
vocal rose
#

rebate just immediately takes #1 for how strong it is :(

lunar zealot
#

I fucking love mail in rebate

signal frigate
vocal rose
#

I hate rebate

lunar zealot
#

they need to nerf the shit out of it

signal frigate
#

This is a roguelike

lunar zealot
#

joker pisses me off

signal frigate
#

You do not get the privilege of having a plan

signal frigate
#

Go in without expecting you'll get what you want

dark cairn
#

oh i got an arrowhead in ante 1? with some world cards? maybe ill try playing some flushes this time
the goad then appears ante 4

signal frigate
vocal rose
#

if you want to get value from both

dark cairn
lunar zealot
signal frigate
#

Complaining about a suit boss is hilarious to me

#

I'd probably understand if it's Bloodstone

signal frigate
#

I only find that a problem in endless runs

dark cairn
#

that was a singular example yknow

#

thats not every one of my fucking runs

lunar zealot
vocal rose
#

maybe the WORST example

#

you could've used

signal frigate
vocal rose
signal frigate
#

Your previous run was more valid

#

Back to back bossblinds that completely screws you over can feel absolutely bullshit

#

But I'd just laugh

vocal rose
#

but

dark cairn
# signal frigate It's a very bad example

k how bout the one time i try playing straights cause i got a negative order from a booster pack with a blue seal and it spawns the hook in ante 5 and fails to draw the straight

vocal rose
#

I have a slight feeling

lunar zealot
#

Wall into vv is fine

vocal rose
#

thats not the boss blinds they're complaining about

signal frigate
lunar zealot
#

because if you can't beat a7 wall you can't beat the a8 boss blind in general

signal frigate
#

You still have the option to make it easier

vocal rose
#

you can get enough resources to get yourself to that point AFTER ante 7

#

but obviously you'd be getting fucked by violet vessel

dark cairn
lunar zealot
vocal rose
#

so its just a 20% chance of passing away

signal frigate
#

If you can score enough for wall, that doesn't mean your cards won't get fucked over by Crimson or Leaf (if you have alot of eternals)

dark cairn
#

every single run should just be pair pair pair pair pair maybe some high card or two pair if im feeling zesty?

vocal rose
lunar zealot
#

also only play two pair when using pants

signal frigate
hard mantle
#

im okay with this

quartz ember
#

straights are good

zinc osprey
signal frigate
#

You lost cuz you probably didn't count correctly and still had alot of duplicates

signal frigate
dark cairn
quartz ember
signal frigate
#

Some jokers are specifically for tarot cards, there's purple seals

dark cairn
signal frigate
#

Packs aren't the only one

dark cairn
#

80% of them were suit changers

signal frigate
#

I find that I get more consistent results with Hallucination, I recommend getting that alot in your runs

zinc osprey
#

Im feeling the rush again anyway so I'm gonna go back and grinding again