🕹・game-discussion

[olive basin]

Are you seeing double?

[wary flicker]

Lmao

[marsh goblet]

chat hear me out

[ancient gyro]

idgi

I'll happily take rebate in any condition

[marsh goblet]

when u have two eternals, rebate doesn't often make u much profit

but it enables you to carry those rentals without issue

[ancient gyro]

depends on the eternals

[marsh goblet]

kinda like how taking an early eternal joker can be useless late game but help set up for late game by getting u the score needed to either save hands for money or beat the blinds early

not an exact comparison but it's similar

[ancient gyro]

i do that all the time when I used to sweat this game out with streaks as a personal achievement

[royal ore]

what are these sequences of events

im losing so i just take the spectral skip tag cause why not (idk why i did)
then i find soul
it's triboulet
but i'm using ride the bus

[wary flicker]

Xdd

[wanton breach]

You can always sell him if he doesn't help your current scoring

[royal ore]

and then i lose

this is like the 4th soul i've found before i find hit the road once

[ancient gyro]

abandoned would never let me down

[marsh goblet]

do i pick up this dna?

i have a blue seal

[wary flicker]

Idk

Not sold on it

Two discsrd

[ancient gyro]

do you need chip jokers or have you been flinted yet

[marsh goblet]

im fine on chips

level 7 pair

but like

what else do i need

[ancient gyro]

generally I'll take it and grab justice along with it

[wanton breach]

Pro tip: sell all your best joker before loosing to forget all that good memories you've had and pretend like nothing ever happened.
Nothing ever happened
I never meet her
Idk what her name is
Nothing ever happened

[marsh goblet]

glass cards do nothing for me tho cuz all my mult comes from my jokers lol

[ancient gyro]

maybe vv counters but you dna glass technically solves that issue

[ancient gyro]

it will snowball when you level up your planets long term

against vv

[marsh goblet]

true actually

i should glass my blue seal and make a bunch of them

what about steel cards tho

[ancient gyro]

mhm

[marsh goblet]

since im playing pairs

[ancient gyro]

steel doesn't have long term benefits

or as good of one in general terms

[marsh goblet]

i can proc more steel than i can proc glass though

[ancient gyro]

three steel is x3 approx, three glass is x8

you don't need glass atm

[marsh goblet]

im playing pairs tho

[ancient gyro]

so more glass on the emergency swing will be better off for vv specifically

[marsh goblet]

actually it's abandoned deck i can swap away from pairs

supernova mult is secondary rn

[ancient gyro]

if you don't care about scoring in the current scenario

[solid plover]

which deck do I get to gold stake next? alr did blue and green

[ancient gyro]

black

[dire crater]

Its easier to do straights in abandoned?

[solid plover]

NO

[dire crater]

Not that hard

[ancient gyro]

its easier to do anything on abandoned

[ancient gyro]

you're the one who asked

[solid plover]

i shall not touch the black magic within it

it is cursed

[dire crater]

Checkered deck for those who doesnt play flush

[wintry ice]

zodiac because i'm biased

[ancient gyro]

vegetables before desserts

[solid plover]

oke

[compact bay]

And the naneif?

[wintry ice]

whuh

[ancient gyro]

pluh

[wintry ice]

gluh

[solid plover]

i havent even done white stake zodiac yet lmaoo

[nova mantle]

If black is the veggies what is the desserts

[solid plover]

time to get started

[ancient gyro]

checkered

[nova mantle]

Ew

[solid plover]

plasma

[wintry ice]

that's a pretty spicy dessert

[ancient gyro]

plasma is the mustard to my ice cream dessert

[nova mantle]

Laced food 😭

[wintry ice]

the one guy who likes mustard ice cream:

[woven spire]

nom nom

[marsh goblet]

easiest run of my life

level 33 pair as well lmao

ZQK4PFZU if yall want a funny madness seed there are so many eternals in this and there's a shop 1 eternal rtb. madness shows up ante 3

[wintry igloo]

so this won't work with club flushes right?

[frank grove]

If you have one wildcard then it will work but default club flushes won’t work with it

[vocal rose]

just dont play flushes

[pale cedar]

always play flushes

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

@hybrid tendon reference

[hybrid tendon]

true

[alpine nest]

I hate bloodstone

[little escarp]

thank you @wheat haven

massive help

[serene forge]

me too!!!

[serene forge]

[woven spire]

game gets much better after first win lol

[little escarp]

fr im gonna play endless until i lose now that i understand it

now ill hvae something to show for my 100+ hours

[wheat haven]

My pleasure ❤️ Enjoy all the wins to come

[serene forge]

[wheat haven]

sorry for the slurred speech, I am very drunk

[hybrid tendon]

ElysiaHeart

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 3

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 4, 2nd guess was a blunder

[desert niche]

hm

[acoustic kettle]

Jimbo

[desert niche]

and a smaller jimbo

what are the chances of this

[acoustic kettle]

Gold the jimbo

[little escarp]

Dw it's fine im still going so you got me pretty far

[wheat haven]

🫡

[wheat haven]

Im holding down R on gold stake

(dont try that it resets your run)

[viral ledge]

whats the move here

[olive basin]

That’s so shaw

[merry violet]

Take banana

[acoustic kettle]

Bornana

[viral ledge]

potassium

[olive basin]

Power

[atomic trout]

Banana

[atomic trout]

Hanging Chad only gives extra chips

[shell dagger]

There’s a case for both

[serene forge]

banan obviously

[naive cove]

When the fuck is black deck going to be fixed?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[little escarp]

is the skip woi

worth it?

[hasty sluice]

I guided a friend to this lmao

[naive cove]

I hate black deck so much

Can we just delete it

[little escarp]

what does black deck do?

[naive cove]

Fucks your runs

[little escarp]

ah okay

[naive cove]

It’s -1 hand +1 joker slot

[hasty sluice]

Black Deck is +1 Joker Slot, -1 Hand

[naive cove]

-1 hand is bad for too many reasons to explain

[hasty sluice]

yeahhh

[naive cove]

Very very bad

Incomprehensible

[hasty sluice]

It's kinda brutal

[naive cove]

Especially when you’re on gold stake with -1 discard too

[hasty sluice]

gold stake black deck is for masochists

[naive cove]

That extra joker slot does not mean fucking shit because you won’t live to use the 6th slot

Most likely you will waste a slot on some mid ass eternal joker trying to stay alive

[hasty sluice]

isnt one of the stakes getting reworked?

[naive cove]

It’s the last stupid fucking deck I gotta do gold stake

Eternal/perishable/rental should be reworked

[little escarp]

fun while it lasted

[naive cove]

There’s no reason why a joker should have more than 1 of those

Eternal + any other makes it fucking shit

Flower pot should be deleted. It’s too fucking specific to use

If you can’t find a smeared joker it’s useless

Bloodstone needs a smeared joker to be good

Ancient joker needs smeared joker to be good

Smeared needs to become a common

[hasty sluice]

Bloodstone is good wdym

[woven sorrel]

chat was i sleeping on checkered deck

[naive cove]

It’s good when you find the other pieces

Or you’re played checkered

[hasty sluice]

Oops is necessary to make it consistent

[naive cove]

Idk about necessary but that or smeared makes it good

[hasty sluice]

Only to make it consistent

[naive cove]

A chad or seltzer gives it a lot of oomph

[civic stone]

Woah

[naive cove]

Or hack I guess?

[hasty sluice]

You don't need smeared for it, if you can get the deck fixing

[naive cove]

If you’re deck fixing hard enough anythjng becomes possible

[hasty sluice]

I mean any retriggers tbf, hack, seltzer, dusk, sock, chad

red seal

[naive cove]

Dusk blows

[hasty sluice]

Dusk is alrighty wdym lol

Dusk is better than seltzer imo

[naive cove]

Dusk kills eco

Extra hands are the big money

[hasty sluice]

That depends

[naive cove]

The entire game is a “that depends” since it’s 90% rng

[hasty sluice]

Then everything is situational and nothing is bad is it lol

[distant vault]

Worst poly skip of all time

[naive cove]

Black deck is always bad no matter what

[hasty sluice]

Except black deck it's evil lol

LMAO exactly

[naive cove]

I’m about to do a header off my deck

You think 9 feet is enough to break my neck?

[atomic trout]

I win 🤣

Nooo. I lost 🤯

[trim notch]

🤪🤪

I had like 6 2s in all thw game

and got wee tl 260 chips

😳😳

[naive cove]

See it’s easy to win when you play good decks on not gold stakes

[trim notch]

abandoned deck is so glld

Good

[naive cove]

Abandoned is probably the best in the fucking game

[wintry igloo]

beautiful start and end with erratic deck

[naive cove]

Now that’s a wee man

[trim notch]

I mean it is but i started the run so badly 😭😭

Got saved by mr bones

🤪

On a 18k blind

[naive cove]

I love how Mr bones saving me on ante 8 doesn’t give him the sticker for beating that stake

[vocal quartz]

which is more worth taking? (only halfway to drivers rn)

prolly vagabond rn, no?

[trim notch]

Is like banana dissapearing

[naive cove]

Because you do win on ante 8 if Mr. Bones saves you

[trim notch]

Bloodstone trashy trash

[lost vault]

vag goes hard

[naive cove]

What’s the cat at?

[lost vault]

i’d remove bloodshit probably

[naive cove]

Do you have telescope?

[trim notch]

Blud got 10 blud dollars

He ain't doing sum with that

🤪🤪

[lost vault]

point out obvious shit guy

[trim notch]

just a joje

Dont gotta be so mean

[lost vault]

same here

:3

[trim notch]

😭

[trim notch]

[trim notch]

My lazy ass would sell abstract joker and get ghost

Lol

[vocal quartz]

very true

[vocal quartz]

2.25

[trim notch]

My girlfriend is cheatin on me should i go to get golden stake on abandoned dek??

😳😳

[lost vault]

?

[trim notch]

Imbored

[acoustic kettle]

Painted and abonded is so fun

[vocal rose]

erm

[trim notch]

Vagabonded

[acoustic kettle]

Abandoned

[trim notch]

Sometimes

Balatro gotta rest

Balatro 2 gotta wake up

[acoustic kettle]

Way more fun than yellow

[trim notch]

Yellow isi deck

My first gold stake

[marsh goblet]

campfire is at 6.5x btw, might be a little excessive

[royal ore]

got the most average build right now

[acoustic kettle]

Above average

[fringe crest]

hi everyone

[acoustic kettle]

Actually great build

New blue stake
Every blind is big

[trim notch]

U wont say the same to mine

[royal ore]

OH SEEING DOUBLE SHWOED UP FOR ONCE

[grizzled lagoon]

I’ve unlocked my first legendary joker and it was perkeo and so now I have a ton of the judgement cards

[trim notch]

1.1x constelattion 🤪🤪

[acoustic kettle]

Card sharp

[trim notch]

Red card: 3 mukt

Green joker: 4 mult

[acoustic kettle]

[trim notch]

Playing full houses

I lost because my full house didnt appear

🤗🤗

[acoustic kettle]

Average 5 card hand run

[trim notch]

average i hate -1 discard

[nova mantle]

A chips joker would eat so good here

[narrow igloo]

hiii

[civic stone]

Holy damn

[grizzled lagoon]

Is this decent or nah for me only having about 12 hours of play time

[trim notch]

Goodbuild

[acoustic kettle]

The joker situation is interesting

[civic stone]

Balatro university ahh pull

[narrow igloo]

why is diddy blud coppying judgement 😭 🖖

[trim notch]

Negative jokrr sinergy

Bruhh

[narrow igloo]

im lost explain

[grizzled lagoon]

It was my only good tarot rn lol

Or well not good

[narrow igloo]

ok tuff user and pfp btw

[trim notch]

I dont have any idea why he's copying judgement tbh

[grizzled lagoon]

Thanks bro

[trim notch]

Dont copy it if u donr need more jokers

[narrow igloo]

coppy death or smth better

[trim notch]

what he said

[narrow igloo]

do u have money?

wait send a full ss of the whole game

[trim notch]

Copy flush five 😳😳

[lunar zealot]

Not entirely, no

fairly flawed

sell those judgements to be honest so you can get lots of money for rerolls

[narrow igloo]

eris 😍 😩 🤤

[trim notch]

Not being homophobix or sum

[grizzled lagoon]

I’m not very far yet

[trim notch]

But why half of the persons i see here

Are homo

[narrow igloo]

ok

so buy tarrot merchant

[trim notch]

Sell judgements

[narrow igloo]

and try to fnid a hermit or the other money one i forgot the name

[grizzled lagoon]

Yea I am, it was a decent chunk of change,

[lunar zealot]

Oh buy that hologram asap

could sell out of pareidolia

[narrow igloo]

mhm that to

[grizzled lagoon]

Yea for sure

[lunar zealot]

Tarot merchant doesn't matter too much here

[trim notch]

Sell everything and spam judgement for free brainstorm

[narrow igloo]

try to find a money engine tarrot

[lunar zealot]

mainly just make money and feed hologram as much as possible

[narrow igloo]

yea def do that totally

[trim notch]

ye

I hate ante 7

[narrow igloo]

lol

number one opp

[trim notch]

Easy blind

Kinda just need xmult

[lunar zealot]

where the fuck are the others

[grizzled lagoon]

Alright, to be honest I’m fairly new so I got no clue what some of you are talking about. But I know some of the cards you all are saying, I don’t have

[trim notch]

Idk

[lunar zealot]

The number 1 rule of balatro is to have fun and be yourself

[narrow igloo]

...?

[lunar zealot]

the number 2 rule is make lots of money

[trim notch]

Sell the judgements, sell the pareidolia, and buy hologram

[grizzled lagoon]

Aight

[trim notch]

If u play flush they be calling u gay

[lunar zealot]

Money gets you tarots and planets and jokers

[trim notch]

Smh

[lunar zealot]

more money is always good

[narrow igloo]

wow.

[lunar zealot]

don't underspend but don't overspend

[narrow igloo]

find the sweet spot

[lunar zealot]

about 25 dollar

depends if you have a way to make money or not really

[narrow igloo]

or 50 if u got seed money

[trim notch]

Bull sinergy

[narrow igloo]

so fire

[trim notch]

🤗

Ngl

My girlfriend dissapeared

😭

I cant play balatro if im nervous

😭

[narrow igloo]

SAME BRO 🙁

nvm she back 🙂

[trim notch]

[vale shale]

The number 1 rule of Balatro

Don't talk about Balatro

[trim notch]

the number 0 rule of balatro

Whoever says early idol is good

[narrow igloo]

is dumb

[tawny radish]

hmm

[trim notch]

Kind of

[grizzled lagoon]

Bro I lost to the water, I couldn’t get anything good in my hand

[trim notch]

bad luck

retry

And try to find

4 style jojers

[tawny radish]

death by thirst

[trim notch]

Chip, mult, xmult and economy/creation

[grizzled lagoon]

Alright

[tawny radish]

how did i even get to this point

[trim notch]

[woven spire]

whats peridolia even doing for u lol

[trim notch]

When u see a neg jokers

idk

I was gonna say

If u have money and see a neg joker

U will mostly get it

But hes at 15

🥺

[woven spire]

lol

if u see the mark u should just sell it at that point tho

[trim notch]

He prob forgot

Or didnt notice

Balatro players cant read

[tawny radish]

i dont even know

wait

no the baseball one

[woven spire]

fair

[woven spire]

id rather see my cards than a 1.5x lol

[tawny radish]

smart

but also kind of dangerous

[tawny radish]

because what if you cant see the 1.5x

[marsh dove]

Baron Mime build but I forgot the mime

[woven spire]

woah

[marsh dove]

I also can’t keep all 4 copy jokers bc u gotta have a blueprint for even split when you get the mime lol

Funny though

[woven spire]

yeahhh i always go for the baronbrainstormbrainstormbrainstormbrainstorm

[lost vault]

nyaaa~

[woven spire]

what the fuck.

[lost vault]

:3

[woven spire]

Im out of words, im ngl

[dim elm]

Type shi

[lost vault]

:3

[grizzled lagoon]

Curious, world something like vampire, parei, and Midas be a good combo?

[woven spire]

what am i looking at

[woven spire]

yes it is

[lost vault]

is something the matter

[acoustic kettle]

Balaro

[woven spire]

nah id rather forget abt it

[lost vault]

mreow

[woven spire]

what the fuck happens to this chat at these hours

[civic stone]

Natural negative photochad

Negative showman carrying rn

[woven spire]

lik cmon

[lost vault]

im just a catboy :(

[dim elm]

Are you a cat?

[lost vault]

maybe

[woven spire]

looks inside.

[dim elm]

Proof?

[woven spire]

tf is going on

[lost vault]

look inside
sock and idol

[lost vault]

mrrow

[dim elm]

Good proof

[woven spire]

WDYM PROOF

[lost vault]

:3

[low sorrel]

Can I ask a non-this-game related question?

[lost vault]

maybe

[woven spire]

gng look at this chat, game dont matter anymore lol

[acoustic kettle]

Look outside

[low sorrel]

Okay great! Which 1 of these games should I buy:

• divinity 2
• the Witcher
• Diablo 3
• cult of the lamb

[trim notch]

balatro

[lost vault]

catboys are very important for the balatro meta

[dim elm]

Cult of the lamb is really good

[trim notch]

Lucky cat

[deft sandal]

why is your server tag femboy

[woven spire]

damn

[lost vault]

risk of rain 2

[trim notch]

Let him be

hi sniper

[dim elm]

It's a good surver

[deft sandal]

understandable

[lost vault]

because i’m a femboy

[woven spire]

lucky cat is good thats true

[trim notch]

Hi sniper

[deft sandal]

Isn't the server tag 4 letters at max

[low sorrel]

This one? Is it a mobile game

[lost vault]

i think it uses special characters to bypass

[trim notch]

Looks like terraria but ass

[woven spire]

tf u mean 14-18 tho? last time i checked there was 15decks

[marsh dove]

Literally the worst possible nat negative lmao

[lost vault]

thats risk of rain 1 but close enough

[marsh dove]

Actually incredibly detrimental

That’s wild

[lost vault]

risk of rain 2 is the sequel and its 3D

[marsh dove]

Can’t even take it for temp value

[lost vault]

its nothing like terraria

[acoustic kettle]

More brainstorm

[low sorrel]

Oh okay

[woven spire]

worst u can get is a baron or a brainstorm wdym

[lost vault]

i have no idea if its on mobile

[low sorrel]

Thank you, the version with all the expansions is on sale right now, so I was looking at it

[marsh dove]

Fucks up the packs

Adds literally no value to the run

[woven spire]

true

[marsh dove]

It’s detrimental

I don’t think any other nat negative would be actively detrimental

[woven spire]

u need some joker space thats what u need lol

and a mime

[lost vault]

honestly worth it gives you a better chance of surviving endless for longer

i agree showman is terrible but endless is endless

i mean hell idol is usable in endless

[woven spire]

showman is like idol

[marsh dove]

lol how

[lost vault]

what if you get a nat negative brainstorm :o

[distant vault]

Do i win this yes or no

[woven spire]

yh that aint happening

[marsh dove]

Literally the only case where I take this 😂

[lost vault]

poly econ
maybe

[marsh dove]

Funny idea

[distant vault]

Have faith

[lost vault]

take the shitman and sell him at least

free dollar

[lost vault]

yes you win

[distant vault]

Now I have to

[dim elm]

I got you

[woven spire]

i hate plasma deck

[dim elm]

Why, it's low-key my fav deck

[lost vault]

:3

[distant vault]

In the name of skinky I will win

[woven spire]

im trying to c+ and its just so different to play with

[lost vault]

yaaey

[trim notch]

Its lowkey the worst one

[acoustic kettle]

Best

[distant vault]

Castle in the bag

[lost vault]

plasma sucky yea

[woven spire]

ghost deck:

[lost vault]

maybe not the worst

[distant vault]

Thats all I need

[trim notch]

Lowkey dont want 1.2m boss blind

[distant vault]

• rebate

[trim notch]

2.4m

[acoustic kettle]

Plasma the best deck

[woven spire]

i love zodiac too, just need to have more luck w em jokers

[dim elm]

The worst is nebula or black deck

Not plasma

[lost vault]

plasma fans when i gouge their eyes out

[trim notch]

The worst is....

[woven spire]

woah

[trim notch]

tthe challengue deck

[lost vault]

sowwy :3

[trim notch]

Hearmeout

[lost vault]

black deck worse 😮‍💨

[woven spire]

my 2nd best highscore is ifrom a challenge lol

[dim elm]

I mean the challenge deck has better stuff then the black deck

[trim notch]

depends on the challengue

Doesnt

[distant vault]

I win on demand

[dim elm]

I got like a billion chips with the rock hard one

[trim notch]

For some reason i get the best seeds from there

[lost vault]

u win cuz i said so

[distant vault]

Constellation

[distant vault]

Yup

[woven spire]

same lol

[lost vault]

ggs

[lost vault]

fragile

[dim elm]

Ik I some how always get perkeo when doing challenges

[trim notch]

My girlfriend preffers overcooked than balatro 😭💔

[dim elm]

Break up with her

[woven spire]

tf is overcooked

[trim notch]

That cooking game multiplayer

[dim elm]

Clrealy not ment to me

[trim notch]

I think he cheatin on me cuz hes playin with his friend from like 2 hours ago

Just jokin

[trim notch]

i will kil her

[woven spire]

my gf doesnt even play games gng

[trim notch]

[woven spire]

u got posibilities

[trim notch]

boo

[dim elm]

Even better

[dim elm]

Roblox

[woven spire]

not even

[trim notch]

She better be ready for my nane inf 🤗✍️

[woven spire]

ayo

[lost vault]

my gf doesnt even exist (gay)

[woven spire]

fair

[dim elm]

Real

[trim notch]

Roblox be like the game evrryone has ever played atleast one time

[lost vault]

maybe

its more like a game platform

[woven spire]

she prolly played it once but not usually

[lost vault]

thats like saying steam is the game that everyone’s playing

[dim elm]

I think more people have played Roblox then people that have gone to school

[trim notch]

I think ivgooned

[woven spire]

?

[trim notch]

yo

Sly joker>discard 15 mult

[dim elm]

Real

[lost vault]

nah

[woven spire]

no

[lost vault]

summit does its job better

[woven spire]

30 chips= 4 mult

[lost vault]

(early game)

[trim notch]

sly joker jelps me alot

[lost vault]

is this real chat

[dim elm]

Dr spectred approved

[woven spire]

drspectred says it so ig it iss

[trim notch]

1 x 4 aint the same that 30 x 1

Hear me out gang

[lost vault]

shiit

cant say no to the doc

[trim notch]

Sly joker is 50

Wym 30

[lost vault]

summit is 15 mult

[woven spire]

not how that works at all but yeah ig

[trim notch]

[dark cairn]

time to start the first of the infamous 4 for gold stake: nebula deck

prob the least offensive of the 4

[woven spire]

equals to 6 mult, 6 mult its worse than 15.

[lost vault]

are the infamous four nebula black plasma green

hell yeah

[trim notch]

It does, its just since one part of the multiplication is bigger and the other is little it would look like chips is worse than multi but if we have 10 chips and 1000 mult is only 10000k

[woven spire]

"only" + thats not how the game works at all

[lost vault]

guys if 30 chips is equal to 4 mult why dont they score the same on plasma 🤔

[woven spire]

r we deadass

[trim notch]

24 x 10 < 25 x 10 < 23 x 11

[trim notch]

Yea

[lost vault]

no

[trim notch]

Idk bro

[lost vault]

i’m pulling your leg

[trim notch]

Nobody be making maths with 20 mult

[lost vault]

all 3 of them

[trim notch]

Is early game

[woven spire]

what.

[lost vault]

err

:3

[trim notch]

[lost vault]

i apolocheese

[woven spire]

...

[trim notch]

Ow

[lost vault]

i was simply joking it

[trim notch]

[woven spire]

love him

[lost vault]

HATE him

[woven spire]

out.

WHY would u hate oops

[lost vault]

meowt

[lost vault]

ugly

[marsh dove]

Rate the build

[woven spire]

just makes gambling better

[trim notch]

I love oops white stake

I hate oops golden stake

[lost vault]

so fire i cant even feel my skin

[woven spire]

WHERE is baron gng

[marsh dove]

He in shop don’t worry

[trim notch]

He only has the 5 round debuffer

[lost vault]

it makes gambling less gambly because you’re more likely to win

[trim notch]

5 showmans

[lost vault]

you gotta have ODDS

[woven spire]

hear me out, oops bloodstone, lucky cards, lucky cat and sock my buskin

[marsh dove]

5x odds of finding a brainstorm 🔥 🔥

[woven spire]

so more fun.

[trim notch]

5 odds of finding another showman 🗣🗣

[lost vault]

hear me out, oops oops oops oops seltzer and lucky cards

[lost vault]

yaaaay

:3

[marsh dove]

You right I’m focused on the wrong thing

[distant vault]

[trim notch]

Aint big without lucky cat

[lost vault]

ggz

[marsh dove]

I need to find more

[lost vault]

okay but 200 mult

[trim notch]

Get back tu wuok

[lost vault]

and and

200 dollar

[trim notch]

60k-100k max

good for white

Midt for golden

[woven spire]

theres a seed with 2 neg oops

fun asf

[trim notch]

That seed has 2 ways

[lost vault]

use the 200 dollar per hand to get planet levels

[trim notch]

Or more bkueprints

[lost vault]

and some glass cards for late game

easy

[trim notch]

Or 4 negative dice

[trim notch]

Too lazy

[lost vault]

maybe not seltzer

that shits temporary

[woven spire]

theres a guy that got a 1600x lucky cat on that seed lol

[lost vault]

damn…

[trim notch]

Seltzer at 1 hand left will get sell

Aswell as popcorn

[woven spire]

it depends on lucky cards

[lost vault]

honestly if a lucky card gives mult and money it should scale cat twice

[trim notch]

[lost vault]

for some reason it doesnt

[woven spire]

ill use that last seltzer if i have at least one lucky

[trim notch]

Buglatro

[woven spire]

actually?

[lost vault]

yeah

[woven spire]

never noticed

[lost vault]

just how the joker’s worded ig

[woven spire]

i mean u can say that in #1200105253559873707 sometimes localthunk anwsers there

[hidden imp]

Hit 100% earlier this year and haven't been playing for a while. Surprised to see no 1.1 update yet -- is that still in the cards, so to speak?

[woven spire]

actually no it makes sense

[lost vault]

probably already been reported

plus its probably not a bug

:p

[woven spire]

if a lucky gives mult and money it counts as one activation

makes sense tbh

[lost vault]

of course it is

[trim notch]

Kind of

[lost vault]

according to thunk “it’s out when it’s out” or somethinh

[trim notch]

Since without money or mult, is still an activation

like an activstion is mult or money, but also one activation is mult and money

[hidden imp]

Good to know!

[trim notch]

Which is, strange

[woven spire]

i mean u gotta understand the man, its only one guy working in a pretty good balanced game

with one change u can fuck the balance

[trim notch]

Antimatter deck

[woven spire]

we are NOT talking abt cryptid here

[hidden imp]

Yup, not meaning to criticize, I was a game dev for a while too, just making sure it's still going on!

[trim notch]

Should be a antimatter deck on the gamr

[edgy willow]

localthunk adds a Red joker!

[lost vault]

i’m cryptiding it

[edgy willow]

localthunk adds a Purple joker.

localthunk adds a... uhhhh............ drools

[woven spire]

last change he posted abt the update was to make all the cards gros michel

[lost vault]

black joker

wait

[trim notch]

localthunk add that when u lose u get a job interview

[woven spire]

theres a video in his twitter (not calling it X)

[edgy willow]

okay stinky tell me what the black joker does

[woven spire]

lowk nedeed

[lost vault]

balatro sales plummet to 0

[edgy willow]

what do they do

[trim notch]

I kbow

[lost vault]

uh +4 negative jokers per blind

Not stinky :((

[trim notch]

They should make

Riff raff give the same edition as it has

[woven spire]

localthunk should just launch a virus or smtnh, it should delete everything in ur device and instal balatro

[edgy willow]

so it's just riff raff but cracked off it's shit

[woven spire]

make a world of gamblers

[trim notch]

The cryptid mod i have on my phone

[lost vault]

i mean specifically Joker the +4 mult guy

[woven spire]

cryptid on phone?

[trim notch]

Yep

[twin lantern]

Why tf would you pirate balatro for CRYPTID of all mods

[woven spire]

thats gon destroy ur phone gng

[woven spire]

THIS

[twin lantern]

Chose the most brain full way to play a brain dead mod

[trim notch]

Eternal soda

[trim notch]

It burn my braint

[trim notch]

Later on that run i bought 10 eternal braindtorms knowing well i have pinned soda

[edgy willow]

Brown Banana - No effect, Sell to ensure Cavendish within the next 5 Shops (Does Not Extinct Gros Michel)

[lost vault]

cryptid lowkey made me worse at balatro 😭

[trim notch]

[woven spire]

you could get cartomancer, saturn,handy,talisman, and you choose cryptid.

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lost vault]

i hate showman

[trim notch]

In my pc i have balatro mod launcher broski

Is just, it ess

Balateteto

[lost vault]

balateto

[serene forge]

i love miku

[edgy willow]

They should make Teto yellow!

Jaundice!

[woven spire]

first time seeing that forks loves something

[trim notch]

First time i see u not saying as first phrase; i hate bloodstone

Or sum like that

[twin lantern]

I hope YOU get jaundice

[trim notch]

I think i have autism

[lost vault]

i HATE miku

[edgy willow]

they should make brownstone. 1 in 5 chance of adding Brown mult

[woven spire]

tf is brown mult

[twin lantern]

Im too sober for this

[lost vault]

they should add pissstone

[edgy willow]

my humor is ruined i just think calling things colors they aren't is funny

[trim notch]

Poops on blind and lowers the requerided chios

[edgy willow]

literal toddler behavior

[woven spire]

so fucking relatable

[twin lantern]

You smoke

[civic stone]

Okay what the fuck

Two natural negative mail in rebate

[edgy willow]

how many requerided chios does a blind normally have

[woven spire]

na i just drink like a mf

[trim notch]

3

[edgy willow]

go get a bud lite kid

[trim notch]

I havent sleep for 2 days

[lost vault]

smoking bad for lung

[woven spire]

lowk true

[trim notch]

Is 1 am

I miss my gf

[twin lantern]

This could be us but okay

https://youtu.be/Dq453d0WGqc?si=5657KO5FniIS7nOj

[trim notch]

What if doom was on balatro

[lost vault]

its only a matter of time

[twin lantern]

How tf do u miss your hand bro

[carmine lance]

Fahh I just lost my first chance at seeing Ante 11 due to a 50/50 draw

[trim notch]

U crossed the line

[lost vault]

cant wait to see doom in geometry dash

[trim notch]

i wish u only get labubus from judgements

[lost vault]

what if he lost it in a tragic accident

or a tragic intentional

[trim notch]

idk

[lost vault]

i dont remember THAT joker

[trim notch]

[edgy willow]

can someone make a mod that adds requerided chios

[twin lantern]

He has a spare, and if that one is lost too its no one's fault but his

[trim notch]

Ok bro.mm

[lost vault]

mm

[edgy willow]

why did you morshu

[trim notch]

Quiero queque

[woven spire]

wht the fuck did i just witness

[lost vault]

mmm…. richer

[edgy willow]

Sorry link, come back when you have mor, mm... Chios!

[lost vault]

chios

[trim notch]

Richer get richer

[twin lantern]

Snake and Leon hot boxing a box clearly

[edgy willow]

i'm still bellylaughing at the description of brown mult

[trim notch]

Brawlstars be like

[lost vault]

sorry link, i cant give credit! come back when you’re a little, mmmm, richer?

[woven spire]

the concept of leon and solid snake smoking together just might get me to smoke

[trim notch]

What

[edgy willow]

I'm rubbing my fat belly and cackling

[lost vault]

yay

[trim notch]

We didnt want to know

[twin lantern]

Its okay you'll develop taste one day 🫢

[edgy willow]

what does that mean

[woven spire]

love it

[trim notch]

U eat poop?

Why yall shut

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lost vault]

okay WHAT has this convo become

[edgy willow]

i hate brownstone

[lost vault]

i hate Brownstone

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[lost vault]

oh my god

[twin lantern]

Why tf would anyone pirate balatro to play cryptid

[trim notch]

Cryptic?

[woven spire]

same, not urs tho, mine

nvm

[lost vault]

some people just want a lobotomy

[twin lantern]

Huh?

[trim notch]

Act like u know nothing

[lost vault]

i love my bf… if i had one

[serene forge]

I hate Cryptid Mod

[twin lantern]

You mean every free mobile game?

That's the thing its on mobile

[trim notch]

Friday night funkin games

[carmine lance]

I find it interesting that 3 people chatting in this rn have LGBTQ+ centered server tags (as a bisexual person, maybe this game speaks to us idk)

[lost vault]

you dare compare balatro to that

[edgy willow]

Cryptic Joker - Reduces requeirded chios by 1, X0.2 Brown Mult for each required Chio below base amount

[woven spire]

chat what do we think abt cloverpit

[trim notch]

Im gonna touch yu ass

[lost vault]

hey technically femboys dont have to be queer

[woven spire]

tf

[twin lantern]

Cryptid mod is essentially the same gameplay as AFK idle heros 3 the return of Big Dickus

[carmine lance]

thats true

[lost vault]

:3

[edgy willow]

does it still say I have the trans tag when I use the tui client

[modern panther]

Pray for me, chat

[carmine lance]

yes it says trans

[edgy willow]

cool

[lost vault]

i love that game

[trim notch]

Guys

I have a very serious question

[twin lantern]

Woah calm down I can't laugh too loudly I live with other ppl

[woven spire]

u have the win right there, and it cost 4 bucks

[lost vault]

sowwyy

[gritty heath]

not balatro anymor

[trim notch]

Profile picture for men

[twin lantern]

Stinky probably my favorite regular

[trim notch]

Jimbo slogan

[gritty heath]

wut

[woven spire]

i love how in this chat theres just known people

[edgy willow]

cryptid kinda has similar gameplay to like

[woven spire]

like zebra and fork

[modern panther]

Photochad isn't an instant win, contrary to unpopular belief

[edgy willow]

cryptid has similar gameplay to the 3D hubworld in sonic jam I think

photochad shivering as the 15 jupiters walk in

[twin lantern]

Nah the opposite, sonic 3d dash gives you a brain tumor

[woven spire]

i think i loose 1/10 runs with photochad

[twin lantern]

O7

[edgy willow]

am i known

[twin lantern]

I wonder if im known

[edgy willow]

everybody loves kim!

[woven spire]

ik im not im just here sometimes

[carmine lance]

im not i just joined

[last bolt]

I dont like sat*rn

[twin lantern]

Jokes aside I dont think j ever seen you

[edgy willow]

trigger warning: Sega Saturn

tw: Sega 32X

[last bolt]

Str**ght builds suck

[twin lantern]

Saturn, like THE PLANET?

[lost vault]

skill issue

[woven spire]

best hand for jokerless tho

[last bolt]

The planet is fine
The hand it levels up sucks

[twin lantern]

Wtf did that heavenly body do to you

🥁

[edgy willow]

the best strategy to do on the first blind of your run is discard for face cards and do a full house

[woven spire]

saturn is the prettiest planet, and it has the better scaling idgaf

[woven spire]

trauma:

[last bolt]

What was the score tho

[twin lantern]

+30chips? Its so stronk

[edgy willow]

i can't view images what is it

[woven spire]

straight scaling is crazy good wdym

[median dock]

Maybe eternal jokers aren't so bad after all

(do I take odd tod)

[twin lantern]

Why take odd Todd

[edgy willow]

i made this deck and joker and it's amazing I really like it.

[woven spire]

this guy bouta hate bloodstone

[edgy willow]

let me type out a

descript

[median dock]

I forgot I had that joker tbh

[minor portal]

evil script

[twin lantern]

You already have chips and you're already restricting yourself to hearts

[woven spire]

lmao, it happens

[twin lantern]

It wouldn't ve a good move

[acoustic kettle]

You have a blue joker already

[median dock]

Is this about bloodstone

[marsh dove]

Not even close

[acoustic kettle]

Get oops or retriggers

[serene forge]

why the fuck did you pick bloodstone when you had pants

[woven spire]

YES

[median dock]

Oh yeah that would make more sense

[marsh dove]

Calculated

[serene forge]

that makes negative sense

[median dock]

Bloodstone was my 2nd joker

[minor portal]

eternal sticker

[median dock]

😭

[serene forge]

why did you pick up a bloodstone at all

[median dock]

And pants was after

[woven spire]

ur cooked next ante gng

[edgy willow]

time paradox joker starts at 1x chip, and after every boss blind it has a 1 in 3 chance to restart the ante and lose x0.1 chip. and then theres the temporal deck which gives you an eternal time paradox and extra joker slot. oh my god I cannot describe how fun temporal deck is. do we like it

[marsh dove]

Probably not the order that happened

[marsh dove]

I have boss rerolls gng

[median dock]

Because I

[acoustic kettle]

Xchips is pointless and only makes plasma broken

[marsh dove]

I just need to find ecto and antimatter and dna and blueprint before ante 24

[lunar zealot]

slay the spire scares me

[marsh dove]

I’m sure I’ll be fiiiine

[last bolt]

dice in the judgement

trust

[woven spire]

localthunk said that he is not adding xChips before

[twin lantern]

Realistically you were like 1.228e36 above the required score and theres 4.0e40 helium atoms in the universe,

[median dock]

What

[serene forge]

just dont pick up busted crown and youll be fine

[modern panther]

Like I said: not an instant win

[minor portal]

the crown is fine

[marsh dove]

How many hydrogen

[edgy willow]

brown crown

[minor portal]

do not pick up the dome

[serene forge]

busted crown is like the worst relic in the game

dome sucks too

[twin lantern]

Less

[minor portal]

The dome is evil

[woven spire]

red card kinda useless there ngl

[minor portal]

Asterisk, one of

Still better than dome

[lunar zealot]

DWHAW AHDAWHAHA

HUH

[serene forge]

hard disagree

[lunar zealot]

TWO YORICKS IN A ROW

[acoustic kettle]

Is this good for gold stake

[wintry ice]

uh tldr?

[edgy willow]

can we start adding jokers with intentionally bad descriptions. "joker that makes you do it"

"joker that boosts that one"

[twin lantern]

Helium is just one Proton 2 electrons it's by far the most abundant element

[woven spire]

it needs a chad

[serene forge]

matador

[marsh dove]

???

Really

I would’ve thought it’d be more

Being a simpler atom

[last bolt]

+2 and a reverse and you're good to go

[edgy willow]

brown stake - start with eight hanging chads

[woven spire]

u just have to guess wich bosses work w that mf

[twin lantern]

I got my tables messed up

Im mistaken

[acoustic kettle]

[woven spire]

"does something

[woven spire]

kinda like blank tho

[edgy willow]

Bridge Railing - This Joker really is gonna do it this time.

[acoustic kettle]

Does one thing

[twin lantern]

Hydrogen is just one Proton and its the most abundant i just forgot the order of the elements for a second

Hydrogen is 1, helium is 2

[modern panther]

I'm still upset even though I can't afford it

[woven spire]

would be funny to make matador description to be full spanish in every language

[lost vault]

joker (common)
gives you mult.

[woven spire]

cant make him more useless than it iss

[edgy willow]

what is matador descriptions I'm not familiar

[lost vault]

actually

misprint has a bad description

[edgy willow]

I don't make 5 random face cards I'm not familiar

[woven spire]

cant remember

[lost vault]

[lost vault]

3

[woven spire]

but it makes sense

[edgy willow]

okay stinky

[acoustic kettle]

Credit card in buffoon

[woven spire]

literally misprint

[lunar zealot]

WHAT

[acoustic kettle]

The canio

[woven spire]

immolate in the spectral

[lost vault]

kills you

[median dock]

Do I pick this thing

[acoustic kettle]

[woven spire]

???

[pallid ferry]

5 decks to go for c+!

[last bolt]

Good luck gng

[pallid ferry]

what

[last bolt]

Which decks

[woven spire]

<@&1133519078540185692>

destroy him.

[last bolt]

nty

[trim notch]

It would be funnier if they make it better

[pallid ferry]

yellow, green, black, painted, and erratic

[modern panther]

Just play pairs 5head

[sinful condor]

im curious, are they ever gonna give a content update to balatro? or just like new decks and stuff

[last bolt]

black and painted.

[pallid ferry]

-# also htr gold sticker ❤️‍🩹

[last bolt]

yeah

good luck

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

[woven spire]

black and painted, ouch

[acoustic kettle]

Painted is fun

I love painted

[pallid ferry]

square man 🌄

[woven spire]

thank u

[median dock]

Joker that gives 500x chips

[woven spire]

i do too

[last bolt]

I hate Ghost Deck

[pallid ferry]

yeah,, definitely doing those last

[woven spire]

its on the making