🕹・game-discussion

[lavish nacelle]

I think a joker that is strong by itself but doesn't synergyses with absolutely nothing is worse, it doesn't have a growth

[wintry ice]

a game of random chance where you aren't guarranteed to get synergies?

[lunar zealot]

Every joker in the game synergizes with something

[distant vault]

F u rental tag

[lunar zealot]

everything

[worn valve]

canio is a poop joker

[ripe gull]

idol synergies with the loss screen

[lunar zealot]

Some synergies are better than others

[nova junco]

A game of random chance where you get what you can find and make it work

[ripe gull]

rip

i mean a chad a1 aint horrible ig

[distant vault]

It was a good run

[ripe gull]

and some scoring with hex

[distant vault]

🙏

[lunar zealot]

All jokers are created equal but some jokers are more equal than others

[worn valve]

1.5x a1 is meaningless huh

[lyric shore]

ok synergy helps but things can be usable on their own

[dark cairn]

i mean it lets you 1 shot big blind and 2 shot boss blind

[ripe gull]

no it isnt it lets you score till a2 r1

[dark cairn]

better than nothing

[worn valve]

wrong you saying perkeo equal to CHICOT 😂

[nova junco]

Ok this discussion has gone too far I'm going to sleep lmao

[ripe gull]

perkeo is worse then chicot

[lunar zealot]

All i did was make an animal farm joke

[ripe gull]

so yea ig

[dark cairn]

ok wtf are you on about 😭

[nova junco]

Chicot has 1000x more aura than perkeo

[dark cairn]

i like chicot a lot but perkeo is like the most busted thing in this entire game

[lavish nacelle]

Not a guarantee, but if you work for it, it will pay off

[ripe gull]

perkeo is great in endless

pretty mediocre for a legend in non endless

[north spindle]

perkeo is way more flashy and imo more fun
but chicot is probably better yeah

[ripe gull]

exactly

[lunar zealot]

Perkeo is just

[ripe gull]

its flashy but

[lunar zealot]

rebate 2

[wintry ice]

"oh but perkeo synegizes with observatory"
mate if a joker's strength is synergizing with something that's as unlikely to appear as a soul i don't think it matters

[ripe gull]

its just like burnt joker

[nova junco]

Yeah Jimbo is now a metaphor for russian politicians

[lunar zealot]

In that your econ is solved forever

[dark cairn]

hes great in normal play too? copy temperance/hermit for inf money
copy death/hanged man for inf deck fixing
copy planet cards for observatory/free levels

[worn valve]

no idoit perkeo can make temprance or hermit chicot canr 😂

[ripe gull]

thats not infinite

[frank grove]

i do really like all the jokers that reward discarding

[lunar zealot]

Perkeo and chicot are fully incomparable

[ripe gull]

thats a set amount of money every round

[cosmic sun]

Endless players when it's their turn to glaze an incredibly tiny pool of jokers

[dark cairn]

yeah and a lot of it :/

[lunar zealot]

because perkeo is econ and chicot is utility

[ripe gull]

perkeo is good in non endless due to its flexibility

[worn valve]

ok one joker make the game longer than rhe other they comparing

[ripe gull]

$20 is not a lot

[lunar zealot]

I dont care about endless mode

[ripe gull]

perkeo is litterally jack of all trades master of none

[lavish nacelle]

I mean yeah, but a joker that it's just strong and does nothing for no one else, it's kinda mid

[ripe gull]

it does everything well

[dark cairn]

in endless

[ripe gull]

but not excellent

[lunar zealot]

because i'm not a virgin

[dark cairn]

do you not play high stakes or something

[worn valve]

master of observatory

[wintry ice]

does lasting longer in endless make you win gold stake

[lavish nacelle]

It can be

[ripe gull]

rebate can get $20 a round

if not more'

[north spindle]

counterpoint: perkeo deckfixing

[cosmic sun]

this might be the answer to a lot of discourse in this channel

[wintry ice]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[worn valve]

i dont win gold stake i lose on ante 3??

[dark cairn]

at the cost of all your discards and requiring extreme luck

[north spindle]

hanged man or death perkeo is idiotically strong deckfixing

[dark cairn]

also you can use perkeo with rebate wiseguy

[ripe gull]

yea thats like the 1 thing its better then like everything at

[worn valve]

observatory not hard to appear

[lunar zealot]

Meet Potential Chatter!

'just wait until i get the run i want after holding R 17 times'
'don't tell me facts with statistical basis like obelisk scaling faster than yorick'
'let people have fun (insert slur here)'

007
0 winstreak
0 facts synthesized and internalized
7 hundred baron runs forced (and lost)

listen to constructive criticism? ❌
'it's my opinion so deal with it' ✅

give me liberty
give me fire
give me plasma deck white stake ante 1 perkeo or i retire

"if" and "when" but never is

[ripe gull]

but that doesnt fit my agenda

[wintry ice]

denying the value of insurance may be a reason why

[ripe gull]

yo no hate to me right

i got like 200 hours on endless :P

[lavish nacelle]

What, no wth

[worn valve]

obelisk for stupid idiot

[wintry ice]

calculate 16^2 and compare it to the chance of getting soul

[dark cairn]

im not saying rebate is bad but like saying its better at economy than perkeo?

[distant vault]

Should I kill bus

[lunar zealot]

Prolly

[frank grove]

ive done some endless runs recently and HOLY shit its so ... just.. theres just nothing to do past like ante 13 on most endless builds

[distant vault]

Damn

[dark cairn]

if you fix your entire deck to be just a couple of ranks then sure but oh wait perkeo can help with that

[worn valve]

one sec i need to calculate everyone be quiet ok @everyone

[wintry ice]

polychrome is that valuable

[dark cairn]

thats why perkeo is so strong

[lunar zealot]

Can you add a santa hat on me and edit the image to be jolly or something

[lavish nacelle]

Dire

Fire

[ripe gull]

this wasnt me sadly

[dark cairn]

because he can copy any consumable he can do LITERALLY ANYTHING

[worn valve]

whats 256 compared to the chabce of gettinf soul

[lavish nacelle]

It's is

[ripe gull]

i suck ass at anything to do with anything

[distant vault]

Im gonna do it

[cosmic sun]

Damn i can't deliver presents
im but a mere elf

[royal ore]

aaajcrhiuechuedhjcdechusdvhuedbhvdcc

2 legendaries in 1 run

[dark cairn]

k well how bout this: get a gift card and have perkeo copy temperance

[lunar zealot]

Wrong

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[royal ore]

but i still cannot find hit the road or seeing double once

[lunar zealot]

dagger is uncommon

[lavish nacelle]

You get at worst 5 dollars, and the thing isn't even that rare to found, like perkeo is

[wintry ice]

yeah exactly bbc is the same as a polychrome

[dark cairn]

i'm not taking rarity into account im just talking about if you already have one

[lunar zealot]

Exactly vic

[ripe gull]

"how about this get a specific uncommon just so u can have good econ every round at the cost of waiting 5 rounds for it to be set up taking up 2 joker slots"

cinema

[wintry ice]

which is the same as throwback

[dark cairn]

if we're taking rarity into account then every legendary joker sucks becuase they're far too rare to be relied on

[lunar zealot]

Incomprehensible vic

[worn valve]

is steal a brainrot better than balatro?

[lavish nacelle]

For that I would need to find a soul, the gift card and the temperance, in the time you get that I would have 100 dollars with rebate

[frank grove]

i forget chat whats the like 1/whatever odd for a run to have a soul in ante 8 arcana?

[royal ore]

rebate is just too good

[distant vault]

Killing machine has commenced

[dark cairn]

if you say so

[ripe gull]

isnt it 0.2% or smth

[lavish nacelle]

"If" Proving the text right

[wintry ice]

perkeo is good as a source of economy

[serene forge]

perkeo in most situations will only make 20 a round since you're not always getting an ultra temperance

[ripe gull]

i kinda quit for a while im ngl

[lunar zealot]

study for next semester lil bro

[serene forge]

and you'd also be using perkeo for that speicfically

[lavish nacelle]

It is

[serene forge]

instead of something else

[wintry ice]

insurance and scaling xmult is just better though

[ripe gull]

or wait no

[cosmic sun]

get off epsteinblox 💔

[frank grove]

its .3% per card in arcana im asking how many runs on avg do you have to open every arcana to find a soul

[ripe gull]

ah

dimentia dont ask me

[wintry ice]

speaking of which isn't roblox owned by one of that guy's relatives

[cosmic sun]

comically evil shit

[ripe gull]

yea it is much better at other things that arent econ like deck fixing or burnt joker at home that makes it so you cant get the planet again

[dark cairn]

i mean id rather use him to copy death/hanged man/immolate/cryptid yeah

[cosmic sun]

cartoon villain plot twist

[wintry ice]

oh nvm

[lunar zealot]

Perkeo is fine

a good joker and the only one in its niche

[wintry ice]

still some epstein level shit though

[frank grove]

yeah i think it was a meme around the time all the roblox news stuff was happening

[lavish nacelle]

I mean if I already have an naneinf combo then it's always better than all combos hahahah, what are you saying dude, "I will not take basic mechanics of the game into account for this to be better"

[dark cairn]

I dont think so but I do think david baszucki wished he was

[ripe gull]

yea like i said jack of all trades master of none doesnt mean its bad it has so many niches and does a lot to fill the holes of a lot of different types of runs

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah, exactly, that why legendarys are so strong

[worn valve]

whays that one song that go "YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH daaaa diii daaaah dooo daaaa diii daaah doo"

[ripe gull]

along with prob being the best at deck fixing

[dark cairn]

How else could that psychopath still be willing to die on his hill of protecting pedos after his company lost $12 billion stock price

[cosmic sun]

Whens the Idol gold stake win streak

[ripe gull]

but still it doesnt give you scoring which a lot of the time you need if you get it later on

[dark cairn]

"We view them not as a problem but as an opportunity"

[lunar zealot]

this is our youth bro 😭 our society is fucking cooked

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[dark cairn]

based ngl

its just boring

[wintry ice]

is yukie the same

[worn valve]

which one is the song title and which one is the artist?

[serene forge]

I hate Smiley Face

[royal ore]

ouija into 3oak build is probably a very bad strategy but i love it

[lunar zealot]

I am transgender and homosexual what is your reaction

[ripe gull]

oh god you commited the most horrible sin

[lavish nacelle]

David is definitely a pedo, he's protecting pedofiles that much and with so much effort it's just crazy

[royal ore]

omg rebate red card

[ripe gull]

you revealed anything to a child

[ripe gull]

eh not rly

its like litterally the 1 niche ouija has ngl

it makes 3oaks more spamable

[dark cairn]

the other weird part is how much other roblox execs are trying to back him up too

[wintry ice]

kami would call this a great use of brainstorm

[lunar zealot]

Hi kami here

[worn valve]

ok? btw your song is wrong

[lunar zealot]

i fuckin hate brainstorm

[ripe gull]

based

[royal ore]

died

[ripe gull]

kami

[dark cairn]

its like the entire executive board of roblox likes them young

[ripe gull]

are you apart of the agenda

that campfire is better then brainstorm

[lunar zealot]

I think we need to talk to the mods so they can add no trolling as a rule

instead of us having to rely on rule 10 and rule 10 alone

[dark cairn]

but not blueprint? 🤔

[lunar zealot]

They do different things my guy

[lavish nacelle]

Like, they're loosing money, imagine an multimillinare company, choosing people over money, they're definitely pedos

[ripe gull]

my agenda though...

also ngl i cant tell if its trolling sometimes

[lunar zealot]

campfire is a wincon joker that directly converts econ to xmult

[ripe gull]

these kids are just like this a lot

[lunar zealot]

Brainstorm is a copy joker

[dark cairn]

theyre under criminal investigation though so hopefully people get arrested

[ripe gull]

yea but kami thats the point of tierlists

[lavish nacelle]

I mean, I get it brainstorm it's a little but more uncomfortable to use

[lunar zealot]

I HATE agendas

[ripe gull]

making stupid comparisions that dont work

[lunar zealot]

ALL JOKERS CAN BE GOOD IN THEIR NICHE WHEN POSSIBLE

[worn valve]

whats rule 10

[lunar zealot]

EXCEPT SEANCE

[frank grove]

NO

[ripe gull]

idol*

[unreal island]

We must maintain the agenda.

[frank grove]

seance is LITERALLY AN UNCOMMON

[worn valve]

idol good wdym

[ripe gull]

seance niche is endless and its strong asf in it

[dark cairn]

what if brainstorm was just mirrored blueprint: copies joker to the left of it

[worn valve]

its 2x mult

[lunar zealot]

So is BLOODSTONE

[frank grove]

and you're the glazer!!!

[wintry ice]

what making an ipad raise your kid does to their future

[lunar zealot]

I RESPECT ALL UNCOMMONS EVEN THE BAD ONES

AND YET I KNOW THEY ARE DOGSHIT WITHOUT BBC

SOMETIMES EVEN WITH!

[worn valve]

i lose at ante 3 lol u idiot 😂😂😂

[frank grove]

yeah ..

[minor portal]

mass psychosis, seance isn't a joker in balatro what are you talking about

[tropic umbra]

idol is good with very good deck fixing

seance

bloodstone is good for early antes and great with oops

[unreal island]

True meter

[serene forge]

i wonder if elon musk has ever played balatro

[lunar zealot]

Ok now that's incorrect

[wintry ice]

seance is 3$ of temperance value

[ripe gull]

idol is mid at best in endless with mega deck fixing

[worn valve]

hes my dad ill ask him rq

[lyric shore]

mega super blunder

[lunar zealot]

all 3 of those jokers are bad but seance is worse bad

[ripe gull]

bloodstone is ass bloodstone is ass

[dark cairn]

only time ive ever seen seance be actually relevant was when drspectred did his observatory ante 39 run

[frank grove]

ive done quite a few fun seance builds but that flame does nothing anymore

[ripe gull]

and seance is strong af is endless

[lunar zealot]

your father is a nazi?

that tracks

[unreal island]

What mod r u playing whats a seance

[wintry ice]

unreliable joker that relies on card draws

good when you don't have any tools for deckfixing

[worn valve]

baseball huh?

[ripe gull]

thats about where the niches end though

[lavish nacelle]

Would be way better, but the same as blueprint

[ripe gull]

seance and idol both suck horrid ass in non endless

[lunar zealot]

noticing you didn't say anything about the other thing i said

what's your opinion on minorities

[dark cairn]

itd be kinda hard to make brainstorm equally as good as blueprint without just making it blueprint 2.0
a joker that copies other jokers is about as non-unique as a joker can be

[worn valve]

they are all equal, same people inside

you think theyre bad??? lol idiottt

[lunar zealot]

is that really your belief

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lavish nacelle]

Baseball card joker it's probably one of the easiest jokers to use

[lunar zealot]

i doubt it

[worn valve]

what response would satisfy you

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah, but what can we do

[ripe gull]

kami did you raise this new person

[tropic umbra]

what's a joker that you wouldn't take negative

[unreal island]

Oh yes i love bbc

[ripe gull]

they are horse reacting always and saying i hate bloodstone

its so peak

[serene forge]

plenty of them

[lavish nacelle]

I love bbc too

[lunar zealot]

That's fork dumbass

[unreal island]

If u said that they are full of christmas joy and whimsy

[serene forge]

?????

[ripe gull]

was i not here when they joined or smth

[dark cairn]

pareidolia or smeared joker unless i have a joker that synergizes with them specifically

[worn valve]

i love christmas and jolly

[dark cairn]

im too paranoid about bosses

[serene forge]

noooooo i lost my purple color :(

[lavish nacelle]

Maniac.

[unreal island]

No more perserverance

Ur now simply a monster soul

[lunar zealot]

Burger

[frank grove]

they monochromed the lesbian hornet 😿

[worn valve]

the new channel?

[dark cairn]

oh yeah madness too

[tropic umbra]

you mean madness?

[lavish nacelle]

What new channel

[minor portal]

the evil joker

[tropic umbra]

??

[tropic umbra]

oh no

[ripe gull]

bloodstone

i must maintain the agenda

[lavish nacelle]

The Diddy joker

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah that

[worn valve]

also thats not a belief?? the only difference in ethnic minorities is phenotypic traits

[minor portal]

diet is probably bad to take as a negative considering you'll sell it anyway

[worn valve]

sussy 😳

[lavish nacelle]

I love madness, probably my favorite joker, but hell the bitch can be bad

[worn valve]

sell chicot for showman and get blueprint

[ripe gull]

i see this an absolute bean bug

[serene forge]

eh nah

[lavish nacelle]

Wth is that

[lunar zealot]

guess whaT MY favrite joker is

[serene forge]

double tag without sacking a joker slot

[worn valve]

chicot

[minor portal]

the blue one

[lavish nacelle]

🃏

[worn valve]

why he bananna

[lavish nacelle]

He's bananas

Balala

[minor portal]

he's balatro

[lavish nacelle]

Wth

Dudes when someone likes a joker

[wintry ice]

troubador a lot of the time

[lunar zealot]

strawman argument

[worn valve]

my favorite joker is negative polychrome perkeo

[lunar zealot]

Also you say dudes and there's like 6 women online on this chat at any given time

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah, that was my intent

[distant vault]

Discord when you make a suboptimal play to have some fun

[lavish nacelle]

Idk English, don't make it harder for me

[lavish nacelle]

XDXDXD

[lunar zealot]

Disestablishmentarianism

[lavish nacelle]

I will die

Reading that

[distant vault]

En pissant.

[lavish nacelle]

Stawp

[lunar zealot]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[worn valve]

how do you even spell that

[distant vault]

Walkies

[lavish nacelle]

That's bullying, then I exploded in a gazillion pieces

[serene forge]

strawman argument

[serene forge]

in pessant

[lavish nacelle]

Not an argument

[distant vault]

En pessant is dog shit

[lavish nacelle]

But a joke

[distant vault]

Ngl

[serene forge]

logical fallacy

[lavish nacelle]

Huh

Well

[worn valve]

we cant be fr 🫩

[lavish nacelle]

I will tell a responsable adult

[distant vault]

[frank grove]

based

[distant vault]

I prefer the king sacrifice

[lavish nacelle]

Is this run obtymal

Optimal

[distant vault]

Prob not but it looks pretty

[serene forge]

non sequitur fallacy

[lavish nacelle]

Ir should I die

[worn valve]

article*

[distant vault]

So keep doing it

[worn valve]

dumb idiot fallacy

[lavish nacelle]

What even is that

[serene forge]

ad hominem fallacy

[worn valve]

job fallacy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[distant vault]

Holy

Jolly

[lavish nacelle]

No but I'm actually curious, what's that

[serene forge]

red herring fallacy

[lavish nacelle]

My jolly reaction

[distant vault]

Jolly are you jolly

[lavish nacelle]

Jarvis, wrap this man some present

[worn valve]

you gonna keep saying fallacy and your finger gonna be stuck on the keyboard and you gonna be bad

[lavish nacelle]

Mods, spread jolly to this man right now

[distant vault]

Jolly please be jolly

[serene forge]

run on sentence fallacy

[worn valve]

jolly is the adjective

[lavish nacelle]

The jolly joker

[wise cape]

Does anyone know how to work the balatro calc?

[worn valve]

u were supposed to say slippery slope

[distant vault]

Are you jolly

[lavish nacelle]

You jolly it 👀

[worn valve]

how did u send a black message wtf

[wise cape]

Crazy level of jolly

[lavish nacelle]

Why you deleted the jolly

[distant vault]

Jolly has gone mad

Contain him

[serene forge]

skill

[worn valve]

so do you speak vietnamese

[lavish nacelle]

She's very jolly

And you're not

[serene forge]

wrong person

wat

wait

[lavish nacelle]

I just flashbanged myself with your profile

[serene forge]

you like yuri dont you

[worn valve]

im a christmas

[lavish nacelle]

What

Like

Yuri from ddlc

[worn valve]

yuri means cute cats search it up on google

[lavish nacelle]

I'm not stupid, I know my jollys

[wintry ice]

yuri means girls kissing

[fallow briar]

take soul?

[lavish nacelle]

I've been jolly way before you

[distant vault]

Yea sell chicot

[worn valve]

sell chicot

[distant vault]

Fuck chicot

[fallow briar]

but hand size bosses with chicot would be good

cuz baron mime

[lavish nacelle]

Haha dope

[tawny radish]

evil run

[fallow briar]

im skipping it guys

[lavish nacelle]

Dont sell chicot

The plant will play with destroy your jollynes

[fallow briar]

i have reroll voucher

[lavish nacelle]

And most boss blinds

Maybe holographic joker

Maybe

[serene forge]

no idiot

[stiff ore]

finally got that joker unlocked lol

[lavish nacelle]

Why are you mean

[serene forge]

@hybrid tendon

[lavish nacelle]

Nice

[fallow briar]

lowkey this is good for the -hand size boss

[lavish nacelle]

Nice

I just got the joker you get for winning in 12 rounds

[stiff ore]

astronomer really helped lol

[lavish nacelle]

Don't know the name of it

[frank grove]

throwback

[worn valve]

what the cluck is that joker

[lavish nacelle]

Hahaha

[stiff ore]

which one?

[frank grove]

oh wait is it not?

[lavish nacelle]

That one

[worn valve]

on the left

[stiff ore]

astronomer?

[lavish nacelle]

The one that gives you like 3 extra skips

Exchange on hand size I think

[stiff ore]

celestial cards and packs cost $0

[lavish nacelle]

And the one all right

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah

I hate it too

[lavish nacelle]

Huh

Weird

[hybrid tendon]

lovesfork

[fallow briar]

rip invis joker

bro was halfway there 🙁

[lavish nacelle]

I mean

You could

[serene forge]

[lavish nacelle]

Risk it

And sell chicot

[frank grove]

yeah -1 hand size doesnt kill you with a copy probably

[serene forge]

I hate Invisible Joker

[lavish nacelle]

You could, I would

[frank grove]

plant does though ..

[fallow briar]

i want chicot

[serene forge]

nonononononono

go for double chicot

[lavish nacelle]

I mean

Go high or go home

[frank grove]

but surely you get voucher skip next ante and get everything you need

[wise cape]

Anyone know how to work the balatro calc i had a good blueprint yorick baron mime run and swore i couldve won but couldnt find my out

[lavish nacelle]

Well then, bye invisible joker

[serene forge]

i think dna goes

because dna would be a horrible invis hit

[lavish nacelle]

He doesn't have that much kings, and they're not even metal ones i think

[frank grove]

uhh do you have a ss of your setup?

[lavish nacelle]

He's selling invis for brainstorm

[serene forge]

you don't need steel kings for ante 8

you need gold first

[wise cape]

Idon't sadly but i recall allthe jokers

[serene forge]

double chicot enables manacle bug

[wise cape]

I had about 12 or 13 mult on Yorick

[lavish nacelle]

I mean yeah, but kinda meh

[serene forge]

brainstorm is also good

[fallow briar]

bruh

[distant vault]

Fuck chicot

[frank grove]

trueeee

[stiff ore]

now i just need one of the legendary jokers and the econ joker (have $400+)

[wise cape]

was running bunch of red seal steel kingss

[serene forge]

bye dna

[lavish nacelle]

Bye chicot

[worn valve]

can you cashapp me some

[lavish nacelle]

It has to go

[wise cape]

07

[fallow briar]

bye dna

[distant vault]

Chicot enjoyers are the most boring players on the fucking planet

[lavish nacelle]

Jees man

[lavish nacelle]

Why so many horses

[distant vault]

Idk

Theyre crazy

[lavish nacelle]

So the horses mean something

[stiff ore]

i still havent beaten the chalice too

[distant vault]

Defiled chalice

From bloodborne?

[lavish nacelle]

Blobor 2 when

[serene forge]

me when someone asks for my opinion on vampire survivors

[distant vault]

Blobor 2

[fallow briar]

do i use my 8 double tags on voucher tag

[lavish nacelle]

I mean yeah, but what's the fun of it

[serene forge]

bugging the game

[lavish nacelle]

Why, vampire survivor is cool

[lavish nacelle]

Meh, thats cheating

[frank grove]

what??

[heady narwhal]

if you have 8 double tags it's probably ante 8 at which point voucher tag is pretty useless

[serene forge]

[lavish nacelle]

Bugs

[frank grove]

there are SO many weird buggy things in balatro

[heady narwhal]

a round & a shop would be a lot better

[distant vault]

The chad canio enjoyer vs the virgin chicot user

[fallow briar]

do i take hieroglyph

[serene forge]

probably

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah but using a bug to instantly win, seems just boring and straight up looses purpose

[frank grove]

it isnt an instant win?????

[lavish nacelle]

Wouldn't be funny taking all of them

[serene forge]

look up how the bug works first before you say anything

[heady narwhal]

losses*

[lavish nacelle]

The chicot bug instantly wins if I can recall

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah that

[frank grove]

not it doesnt?? what are you on about?

[distant vault]

Your opponent plays B5 do you en pissant

[serene forge]

en peasant is forced

[lavish nacelle]

It just keeps going up in antes

[distant vault]

I open with b3

[fallow briar]

i am not broke

now*

[distant vault]

b3 Bb2

[serene forge]

i open with e5 ke7

[distant vault]

Aiming at g7

[fallow briar]

i do viena

[distant vault]

Bongcloud

Vienna is great

[lavish nacelle]

Oh I thought you were taking the one with mister skeleton

[heady narwhal]

my favorite chess opening is f4 g4

[distant vault]

Do f3 to get checkmated

f3 g4

[heady narwhal]

either works i think?

[serene forge]

bro

[heady narwhal]

what are you going to do with the pawn on f4

[distant vault]

You prob right

[heady narwhal]

move it 2 spaces sideways?

[lavish nacelle]

It's an honest error, you don't need to be rude about it

I don't like you, you're just a rude person

[serene forge]

I hate London System

[distant vault]

London system is for chicot enjoyers

Boring as fuck

[fallow briar]

btw this run was my one for completionist

[serene forge]

people who use wayward queen and london get a special place in hell

[fallow briar]

cuz i never had chicot

[lavish nacelle]

London isn't stab paradise?

[distant vault]

Yes u right qh4 is checkmate either way

[lavish nacelle]

Did you won

[distant vault]

Alekhine defense is for chads

[lunar zealot]

I like to play and draw

[lavish nacelle]

What's that

[distant vault]

e4 Nf6

[fallow briar]

yeah i got e11 on boss blind

[lavish nacelle]

What about draw and play

[echo yew]

i could've sworn cavendish was an uncommon

[dark cairn]

do i take runner if i have spare trousers?

[heady narwhal]

this is my favorite chess opening actually

[lavish nacelle]

Isn't it?

[dark cairn]

nope its common, thats why its so insanely good

[distant vault]

e11

[echo yew]

check

[dark cairn]

im thinking not because if i use my discards to find a straight then i dont have discards to get two pairs with

[fallow briar]

i want red seals

[heady narwhal]

as long as it's early enough, yes

[dark cairn]

its ante 1

[lavish nacelle]

No, why would you

[distant vault]

d4 players are chicot players

[heady narwhal]

scaling chips + scaling mult is a free win

[dark cairn]

but they actively work against each other

[heady narwhal]

not really i think

[frank grove]

if you dont one shot try doing two pair first then finding a straight if you cant just scale mult more

[dark cairn]

ah ok

[heady narwhal]

you can't always play 4 2pairs per round anyways

nor 4 straights

[lean wadi]

I feel like that build is just asking for trouble though

[lavish nacelle]

But isn't runner kinda low get for a bigger effort, straights are not that hate to get but not that easy to make runner better on

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah kinda

[frank grove]

the mult scales at like a 7th of the speed of the runner anyway so you dont need to do too many straights for it to get to like 100smth

[distant vault]

Hello pianos

[heady narwhal]

with crimson heart maybe, but handtype-agnostic builds are hard to lose

[fallow briar]

i like scaling mults such as bull and the other guy based on money

cuz it dont matter the hands u play

[heady narwhal]

what

[lavish nacelle]

What agnostic

[heady narwhal]

hand type

[lean wadi]

Hello! I've been playing balatro for quite a while but just now decided to join the discord server

[lavish nacelle]

What is agnostic

[distant vault]

Nicee

[lavish nacelle]

Hi

[heady narwhal]

means you don't need to play a speciifc hand type to score points

[lavish nacelle]

Oh

Like chips runs

[distant vault]

I wish you many more wins 🙏

[lavish nacelle]

What this joker called, that upgrades 8 chips for playing 2s

Like that

[frank grove]

wee

[heady narwhal]

wee joker

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah that

[lean wadi]

Thank you! Currently getting frustrated at anaglyph deck purple stake

[distant vault]

Wee

[lean wadi]

Nothing good to use all the double skips on

[distant vault]

Purple was always a wall for me

[lavish nacelle]

I had I run with wee joker, got it to 509 hundred I think

[heady narwhal]

yeah i'm not a big fan of anaglyph deck

[lean wadi]

Yeah honestly it hasn't been terrible so far but anaglyph and especially plasma have been tough

[frank grove]

whats everyones favourite deck!!

[distant vault]

Plasma can be rough

[lean wadi]

Yeah anaglyph is only fun white stake for me

[heady narwhal]

zodiac

[lavish nacelle]

I'm a fan of castle also

[distant vault]

I love castle

Dont get the hate

[frank grove]

based zodiac enjoyer, me too, either that or abandoned are my favs

[heady narwhal]

I love castle

[distant vault]

It has served me well

[lean wadi]

Basic but i love ghost deck

[distant vault]

Ghost is my favorite too

[lean wadi]

Castle is great especially since deck fixing works for it

[heady narwhal]

ghost deck is nice as well

[frank grove]

ghost is a classic

[distant vault]

Maybe yellow second. I prefer ghost but I think yellow is stronger

[lavish nacelle]

Ghost, cuz it's the first one I win on golden stake

[lean wadi]

Tbh I think erratic deck is overrated I always find myself resetting until I get a good roll which I dont like

Yellow is fantastic

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah I don't like it

Don't like that much plasma deck too

[frank grove]

i like doing blue if i want to win lots of gold stakes in a row

[lavish nacelle]

I like yellow one, but it's just like, one thing, +10 coins Its good but then is like, ¿that's it?

[frank grove]

more money is always good, and being able to buy ante 1 voucher without an econ joker is sometimes nice

[lean wadi]

The only deck I've won gold on so far is red for some reason, I just grinded it before doing much of any other deck

[lavish nacelle]

Yeah but is kinda boring

[plain leaf]

Hola

[lean wadi]

But blue deck is definitely better

[distant vault]

$10 is huge

[lavish nacelle]

Hola

[distant vault]

At the start

[lean wadi]

Yeah the $10 can get you started on any build

[distant vault]

$10 of liquidated money i find to be more powerful than the $30 worth of vouchers you get with zodiac

[frank grove]

yeah, can save you from a bad rental early on too

[lavish nacelle]

I mean yeah, but kinda boring

[frank grove]

yeah but zodiac deck building is SO fun

[distant vault]

I love zodiac too

I get it

Nebula is ass

[lavish nacelle]

Me fr

[lean wadi]

I actually hate nebula more than black deck tbh

[lavish nacelle]

I don't like plasma deck

[misty rampart]

This went bananas

[misty rampart]

This right here

[lean wadi]

How much mult was flash card at?

[misty rampart]

88

[lean wadi]

Nice

[worn valve]

omg i just best gold stake for the first time

[lavish nacelle]

Is this run chopped

Oh shit

Now I see the bad placement

[lean wadi]

I think you just need something better than smiley face

That temperance must go crazy though

[frank grove]

depends on the hand level

[lavish nacelle]

A run from when I was starting

[terse vale]

minesweeper or balatro..

[finite summit]

This gold stake stuff is easy when you think about it

[wise cape]

Maxed out satelite

Wait jk

I need flush house

[finite summit]

so close

[wise cape]

IT IS DONE

[fallow briar]

i used chicot on the manacle and i didnt gain hand size?

[dark cairn]

the needle is the fucking worst thing ever added to this fucking piece of shit game

[frank grove]

you need two of them

the first one, removes the -1, further ones add extra hand size permanently for the rest of the run iirc

[fallow briar]

oh 😭

[dark cairn]

man sure would be nice if even a single one of my failures was actually my fault and not just the game being a fucking prick!

i dont care how bigoted that sounds btw

[vocal rose]

they are your fault!

that’s the good thing about balatro

you can always learn

[dark cairn]

what do i do when the boss blind is the needle and i spend the entire thing looking for things to deal with it and it doesnt give me anything

i look for justices, none

[frank grove]

this is what it can look like with the right setup 😭

[dark cairn]

i look for a burglar, none

i look for chariots, none

only tarots i got were fucking suit changers

how is that my fault

[frank grove]

what is the scoring req for it?

[dark cairn]

60k, was scoring 30k per hand

[fallow briar]

if chicot couldve been double by blueprint or brain it would be so broken

[frank grove]

yeah

but if the bugs with it got patched then like it wouldnt too broken

[dark cairn]

my fault for not analyzing the seed before playing it i guess

totally

[frank grove]

i mean, with a suit changer you can get like flush house which might help but idk without more context its hard to say

[dark cairn]

No it wouldn't have

all my points were coming from runner and spare trousers

and when i fought the boss it didnt draw jack shit

[frank grove]

did you not have anything but runner and trousers

[dark cairn]

no because im on zodiac deck and it didnt give me literally anything for scoring
i had a fortune teller too that was almost as good as the trousers were

still wasnt enough

i was looking for an xmult joker

[frank grove]

do you have the seed?

[dark cairn]

but literally not a single one appeared on the entire run

[pale wolf]

ok time to balatro,m

[dark cairn]

i reset out of spite so the game couldnt give me the stupid game over screen

didnt want to see it

[lunar zealot]

why the fuck would you ever play anyone except defect

[dark cairn]

and yes i know thats dumb but it genuinely just pisses me off even more

[lunar zealot]

ironclad and silent are boring as hell

[frank grove]

what stake was it on?

[pale wolf]

yay

[dark cairn]

gold obviously

[tiny citrus]

what if green joker didn’t lose mult for discarding

[lunar zealot]

then it's unconditional +1 mult per hand

[tiny citrus]

yeah

[gusty jetty]

what is the best joker set up for 3-4 of a kind set up

[lunar zealot]

money

[slow iris]

ride the bus

[pale wolf]

ding ding

[fallow briar]

im buying turtle bean i guess

[pale wolf]

🤪 wtf is this pack

[lunar zealot]

i guess it's hard to play

but like just get 0 cost cards

[pale wolf]

i think i want the burgle

[lunar zealot]

idk i just got the game 2 days ago LMAO

[frank grove]

i lovee burgle

[serene forge]

me when I lie

silent is fucking amazing

I love blade dance

[pale wolf]

cmon michel you got this

You have so much to die for

[visual turtle]

gonna be so rich 🤑

[serene forge]

I hate Coda

[dark cairn]

well... thats certainly one hell of a way to start

[wintry ice]

he will die peacefully of old age

[dark cairn]

judgement card moment

[terse vale]

ohh it was from a judgement

[dark cairn]

and ill still die somehow

[terse vale]

I was wondering how you got that

[dark cairn]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

do i take it and try to play straights?

[wintry ice]

sounds worth it with blueprint

[ember girder]

No you can do better than an eternal order I feel

Unless you’re just trying to do the stake then yeah

[wintry ice]

it's a negative

so like

[ember girder]

Oh yeah my bad

Yeah you got the money so

[wintry ice]

playing straights with it is also viable and nothing can be taken for granted in gold stake

[pale wolf]

winmore

[ember girder]

You got justice bro

Empress too?

[pale wolf]

chicot would die if i had seen needle already

but since I havent i cant

[visual turtle]

I got the wall next boss blind
im not surviving this winter 💔

[fervent wolf]

Insane start I had

[vocal rose]

bro is gonna bottom deck

[dark cairn]

i took it and hten this fucking degenerate piece of dogshit game refused to let me draw the straight against the mouth

its like this game is fucking targeting me

how else does it ALWAYS DO THE EXACT 1 SPECIFIC THING THAT CAN FUCK ME OVER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

[dark cairn]

WHAT DO I EVEN DO

Well im not sharing that seed with anyone

[pale wolf]

i wouldve been o

[visual turtle]

always assume the worst about the game

[pale wolf]

ok*

[dark cairn]

If it wont let me enjoy that start then nobody will

[pale wolf]

It's almost certainly you

[lunar zealot]

dare i say an issue of skill?

[pale wolf]

You're not drawing correctly

[dark cairn]

yea my fault that the game didnt draw a single 5 that i needed for the medium straight

surely

its surely my fault that i didnt predict the random draw correctly

[fervent wolf]

Should've had Luchadore tbh

[visual turtle]

Ok i might survive the winter
but i don't think I can play like
3+ hull houses in a row

[dark cairn]

cause as we all know something that is completely random is predictable

[pale wolf]

oh boy!

[visual turtle]

hope the deck likes 2 pairs 🥰

[dark cairn]

not like the entire defining feature of something being random is that you cant predict it

yeah. surely.

[lunar zealot]

christ just fucking go next

losses happen

[dark cairn]

im fine with losing when its actually my fault

[pale wolf]

its your fault

[visual turtle]

yeah 5000 of them

[pale wolf]

send the seed

[dark cairn]

i already said im not sending it

[pale wolf]

oh of course

[visual turtle]

OMG WAIT I GOT A MEGA PLANET PACK

[dark cairn]

if its gonna steal it from me then im not letting anyone else enjoy it

[pale wolf]

are you five

[visual turtle]

now to hope the deck gives me my extensive amount of aces I performed mitosis on

[pale wolf]

goodbye megaman pfp

[visual turtle]

and like
2 random
cards idk

[dark cairn]

not sure what thats supposed to mean but k

[lunar zealot]

damn i didnt draw a fuckin pair LMAO

rip blue seal value

[visual turtle]

can a spectral pack appear with perhaps a cryptid
and an ace or something

[lunar zealot]

wait do i lose

[dark cairn]

ok i took some deep breaths

wont win if i cant think rationally

[visual turtle]

I got two planet packs

[echo tartan]

👍

[visual turtle]

and a full house

now to survive

[dark cairn]

now im debating on whether a holographic rental duo is worth taking--oh wait i have a golden joker of course i take it

[lunar zealot]

this eternal burnt might bite me in the ass later

[simple tinsel]

Going to attempt my first blue stake on the red deck. Just to ask, how high the ceiling compared to the black stake?

[echo tartan]

burnt joker is broken, you will not regret it

[pale wolf]

im gonna have to sell chicot after all :c

[echo tartan]

blue stake sucks, early game is a fair bit harder than black stake

gl

[visual turtle]

might not make it

💔

[echo tartan]

you have one scoring joker

[visual turtle]

yeah i died

Yaaaaay
Holographic dna shop 1 that I can't afford

[fervent wolf]

W start?

[lunar zealot]

definitely

[echo tartan]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

no xmult 💔

not even a temperance for my egg kms

[visual turtle]

Yaaaay polychrome reserved parking ante 2 shop 1 that I can't afford

mmmmm negative blueprint

[pale wolf]

this game is too easy on gold stake can mr thanks make a Rose gold stake please

[visual turtle]

can't wait for the game to give the blind that makes all the spade cards useless (i forgot it's name) 🥰

[echo tartan]

goad

[pale wolf]

went

[echo tartan]

lol

[lunar zealot]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[visual turtle]

should have been called the plant

because

Spades

[pale wolf]

omg its bloodstone and his... brother

[visual turtle]

and

gardens

[pale wolf]

faceplant

<@&1133519078540185692>

[visual turtle]

I am a MINOR

[lunar zealot]

let's see which one performs better

bloodstone triggered twice

aj 5 times

let that sink in

[pale wolf]

balatration

[pale wolf]

woah

[lunar zealot]

oh im balatroing so hard

[pale wolf]

how did you make aj proc 5 times IN A ROW???

[twin lantern]

Hi!

[pale wolf]

whenever I play the big five hard cans like full house or straight i only get like 3

[pale wolf]

hiya

[twin lantern]

Raised fist is so easy to exploit if you have the Hack

[pale wolf]

because you play low cards? its a small synergy

[twin lantern]

yeah which if you have any jokers that retrigger certain suits like gluttion you can roll in a ton of Multi.

[pale wolf]

i win

[lyric shore]

the gluttonous hack fist synergy

[pale wolf]

raised fist doesnt work well with retrigger builds bc the hands they work best for are different, raised fist lets you throw away the lower cards as dead cards in a pair, while hack has limited usage as uhhh wee/fibonacci/oddtodd fuel in a 2pair/4oak usually

[lunar zealot]

i almost fat fingered and video called murphy

jesus could you imagine

[pale wolf]

he'd pick up

instantly, hes been waiting for u

the great kami

[lunar zealot]

true...

[visual turtle]

i kinda forgot blueprint was supposed to do something

do i get lusty joker

[twin lantern]

TBH im a straighpilled flush maxing every time i get a new hand i IMMEDITLY try to find a way to make a straight and/or flush

[pale wolf]

you have an open slot

[vague sequoia]

Gee I fucking wonder which one

In bloodstones defence it’s an uncommon

[pale wolf]

uncommonly bad

[vague sequoia]

Uncommonly good*

Rarely good I might add

[visual turtle]

that implies almost every joker is bad

[pale wolf]

the degree to which it is bad is uncommon

[vague sequoia]

Me when I’m in “losing a 50/50” contest and my opponent is bloodstone

[median dock]

You know I keep seeing runs where the entire deck is just 80 clones of 1 card

And I really wonder jow it gets to that point

[pale wolf]

on the red site

[vague sequoia]

It’s not hard to achieve that

[visual turtle]

those are what we call
seeded runs

[pale wolf]

just lots of value generation and money, using packs correctly

[visual turtle]

unless it isn't

[lunar zealot]

so?

uncommon jokers each give x1.5 mult

that's better than aj

[visual turtle]

It kinda has to be bad

[vague sequoia]

You can just get lucky and make a glass printer

[visual turtle]

to create a hierarchy of jokers

[fervent wolf]

Peak

[pale wolf]

some of the best jokers are uncommon

[vague sequoia]

Yeah no I’m not defending bloodstone it just sucks fucking ass

[vague sequoia]

I love mime

[pale wolf]

rarity doesnt have a ton to do with viability

[visual turtle]

yeah that's the hierarchy

[fervent wolf]

AHEM me

[pale wolf]

there are bad rares and OP commons

and mid legendary*

[vague sequoia]

Oh fuck dagger

Way too much effort

[fervent wolf]

I'm the best

[vague sequoia]

Nvm it’s not that hard to get a dagger run

But still

[visual turtle]

there's like 5 legendaries

[pale wolf]

yea and one is mid

[vague sequoia]

Y*rick

[pale wolf]

lmfao what

[vague sequoia]

Y*rick is almost a rare joker

[pale wolf]

huge X

[vague sequoia]

FUCK y*rick

[visual turtle]

we got
The one that kills face cards (good)

????
I haven't gotten that one

[vague sequoia]

I hate y*rick more than I hate bloodstone

[visual turtle]

wait how is 23 fair

[pale wolf]

yorick is the best in general gameplay and your opinion is nonsensical

[visual turtle]

that's not like

divisible by 5

[pale wolf]

so

[vague sequoia]

Y*rick isn’t even hard

Where’s the challenge

[visual turtle]

should be 25

[fervent wolf]

Yorick with Andy and Drunkard

[visual turtle]

🥰

[pale wolf]

That wouldn't fit the theming...

😭

[visual turtle]

is it some history behind the numeral

*numeral

[pale wolf]

yorick?? from hamlet?

[visual turtle]

no why it's 23 cards

[pale wolf]

by Shakespeare

He's been dead 23 years

[visual turtle]

oh

school hasn't forced me to read Hamlet 💔

[pale wolf]

the first effect in development for yorick was 23 discards, not discarded cards, for 5x
on average the same rate but in practice absolutely horrible

[stiff ore]

Can you get soul card on ante 1 tarot tag

[pale wolf]

yea

[visual turtle]

Ohh

[stiff ore]

Okay just wanted to make sure

[visual turtle]

so
chicot is peak

[stiff ore]

I'm still missing one

[visual turtle]

perkeo is just an excuse to get the hieroglyph and Pluto

[dark cairn]

take castle?

[visual turtle]

and
single card spam

/pos

[pale wolf]

theres a cat on my profile

[stiff ore]

I'm missing canio

[wintry ice]

square is small enough for you to be able to make the switch

[visual turtle]

hmmmmmm glass joker
or
even steven

[stiff ore]

Canio and the $400 joker

[wintry ice]

but idk if there's much of a difference between them

[stiff ore]

The only two I still haven't unlocked

[visual turtle]

I can't trust glass cards
they like to become bulletproof shields when I buy glass joker

[wintry ice]

context?

[visual turtle]

i only have like
2 glass rectangles

[stiff ore]

Canio and satellite are the 2 I have yet to unlock

[wintry ice]

glass over todd if you can live without the chips

there's already some incentive for an xmult pivot with order so

[simple tinsel]

Im off to a good start???

[fervent wolf]

Why is this so common lately

[tame yacht]

can you play the multiplayer mod with more than 2 players?

[wintry ice]

they have an experimental patch in their server

[visual turtle]

I got the wall
🥰

[simple tinsel]

Nevermind

[median dock]

Lost by one bro 😔

[visual turtle]

nevermind the small blind made me die

yay
i skipped

and got a soul card

fuck it's canio

[tame yacht]

found it - thanks!

[visual turtle]

Nevermind it's good

i can
exterminate the face cards

and then

use cryptid and replace them with ace

y'know

if clubs are supposed to be

dark green

then why doesn't high contrast make them green. and not blue

[alpine halo]

i agree

[wintry ice]

all that for 1 mult

[lunar zealot]

it's not even an uncommon

[fervent wolf]

Obelisk is peak

[lunar zealot]

just hating to hate

[vital grove]

Well I did it

[alpine halo]

mhm

[visual turtle]

Woah

[fervent wolf]

I used to hate obelisk

[serene forge]

I hate YouTube

[visual turtle]

I got the wall again

and
I haven't destroyed any face cards
because
hanged man wants to not exist

re rolled and got the plant!
hooray

[dark cairn]

im genuinely amazed how the game manages to find a way to hard punish me for literally every single thing i do

its getting to the point where i wont be surprised if i hit "start round" and it just gives me a game over before i even get a chance to play

[serene forge]

explain

[dark cairn]

i'm too tired to at this point

i just needed to vent my frustration

[median dock]

I hope this will be enough to win

[compact bay]

I agree with you

[visual turtle]

Woah 4

there's a red card
but i think im too broke for that now

[wintry ice]

what is supernova and stone at

also you really should focus on saving money

[visual turtle]

50 chips