🕹・game-discussion

[hushed bison]

exactly

[neat ore]

But skipping is bad because you don't have a chance to see as much shops

[covert storm]

Dumb question, hard to see all my jokers should I sell my half joker for DNA

[vague sequoia]

Maybe sell blueprint

[hushed bison]

what if you get the pillar and your whole build relies around a small set of cards that you would have to play if you didn't skip

[covert storm]

Really?

[vague sequoia]

Also FUCK YEAH REBATE FROM NEGATIVE SKIP

[vague sequoia]

Ofc not 😭

[hushed bison]

there are a lot of scenarios where you skip

[neat ore]

Just find a DNA? Or I dunno restart the run ig

[hushed bison]

or skip?? and just not die??

im crine

[vague sequoia]

If you have limited glass you might wanna skip

[hushed bison]

exactly

[vague sequoia]

Yeah ts has to be ragebait

[hushed bison]

or if you have solid +mult in gold stake and you get a throwback

[hushed bison]

yeah

[neat ore]

I'd rather go over so many hoops

Then just skipping

[vague sequoia]

Bro lmfao okay

[neat ore]

Besides it's really rare

[vague sequoia]

Sure bro play however you want to

[neat ore]

Thanks bro

That's nice

[vague sequoia]

Anyways ante 1 charm tag econ tag and rare tag 😍 😍 😍 😍

[neat ore]

Don't scare me like that

[covert storm]

I swear MORE MONEY!!!!

But what should I do

[vague sequoia]

What should you build towards? Baron mime ofc

[hushed bison]

i always take ante 1 small blind rare skips and then just build my run around that if i get a decent joker

[covert storm]

I’m trying to get more glass king cards. Lacking a lot

[neat ore]

What is a better combo than egg and swash?

[hushed bison]

triboulet and abandoned deck

[vague sequoia]

Eternal madness and erosion and trading card

[neat ore]

That's a good combo

I actually got once a canio on abandoned deck

Luckily I found a paradollia

[obsidian patrol]

Merry andy and yorick

[vague sequoia]

Cool story twin

[covert storm]

But I’ll sell half joker for DNA

[vague sequoia]

Y*rick please

[vague sequoia]

Oh yeah definitely

[neat ore]

That's nice

[obsidian patrol]

not censoring the best joker in the game??

[neat ore]

Ragebate

[vague sequoia]

New econ joker?

Y*rick is the worst legendary

[covert storm]

The plant 🥲

Now I got to drop DNA?

[final bough]

TRIBOULET NEVER LOSES

EXCEPT ALL THE TIMES IT DOES

[covert storm]

Well the plant destroyed me

[final bough]

sorry im a little distracted

jesus

[quartz ember]

if you can line up loyalty

I guess theres your answer

[hybrid cypress]

rate my desktop

[lost vault]

not the gooner balatro mod 💔

[exotic orchid]

#🕹・game-discussion

[hybrid cypress]

..???

theres games on there

[exotic orchid]

🗿

[fallow fog]

now open balatro

[exotic orchid]

That poor shortcut and ride the bus

[hybrid cypress]

no im playing silksong

[hushed bison]

exactly

at least canio is way more consistent

[vague sequoia]

TWIN we know ball

[hushed bison]

top 3 legendaries are
1: perkeo
2: triboulet
3: chicot

[hushed bison]

🥹🥹

[vague sequoia]

Lowk ion fw trib anymore

Too boring one might say

[hushed bison]

yeah that's fair

[vague sequoia]

Now canio is in top 3

[hushed bison]

canio is really good w trading card

[vague sequoia]

Canio is way easier to scale than y*rick

$4 for x5 mult what a steal

Or ofc $3 for x2 which isn’t bad either

[fallow fog]

you mean +16 bucks

immolate best card

[unreal iron]

canio can be a fucking pain to scale at times tho

i mean sure one hanged man is all it takes for x3 mult and that alone can carry a lot of gold stake builds but like

theres a specific setup that needs to go through for canio to scale faster than yorick

yorick can scale x1 every 2-3 rounds (assuming 2 discards) and that can snowball extremely fast with just more discards

[lost vault]

it’s so ass 💔

people see perkeo and think ohh duhh hes the best joker because he scores infinity!

[vague sequoia]

Completely forgot abt that too

[unreal iron]

perkeo solves econ tbf but i'd much rather have something like yorick or chicot

[lost vault]

if we’re talking endless chicot goes a spot above trib

[hushed bison]

perkeo is good cause it fits with any build?? it's free deck fixing for anything you want to do, infinite money, and can also be used to generate crazy xmult it's the best cause it's versatile

[vague sequoia]

Is it really that hard to survive with 4 jokers and a shitton of tarots?

[lost vault]

perkeo is good just not the best

[lost vault]

yorick also fits with practically any build

[unreal iron]

yorick is also versatile tho

so is, chicot

[lost vault]

no

[unreal iron]

the more specific stuff goes to canio then trib

[hushed bison]

yeah but i like yorick less

[unreal iron]

trib is honestly just the worst legendary

[lost vault]

when you rank jokers im assuming its not based on how much uou like them

[hushed bison]

my agenda

my list was biased

[lost vault]

facts

[vague sequoia]

Ykw fuck yorick

[hushed bison]

exactly

[unreal iron]

now perkeo/chicot can honestly tie in terms of gold stake

so much value

[vague sequoia]

Everytime i use a soul card and it’s y*rick I close the game

[hushed bison]

not even one xmult per round usually

[lost vault]

yorick is so great

[unreal iron]

the eternal burglar:

[lost vault]

you missing out

[hushed bison]

no one hates yorick like me

[vague sequoia]

I once took an inactive idol over y*rick in ante 3

[lost vault]

okay one scenario wheres hes not great

and maybe if you get him really late

[lost vault]

dumbass

[vague sequoia]

I won with a baron mime

[unreal iron]

even if really late i mean x2, x3...?

[lost vault]

i mean even if yorick is the worst legendary its still leagues better than idol

[unreal iron]

you can probably do something

[vague sequoia]

Canio just makes me happy when I see him

When I see canio I hug my screen (lie)

[lost vault]

yorick is more consistently good but ueah canio is great

[hushed bison]

for up to ante 8 i agree but idol scales way better in endless

[vague sequoia]

Yeah but we gotta factor in that I hate y*rick

[lost vault]

once i hear endless i immediately lose interest in the conversation

[unreal iron]

zzzzzzzz

yaaawn

[lost vault]

yeah blah blah idol good endless whatever

not even the best strategy

[unreal iron]

yes people endless has a total of 5 viable jokers

whats your point

seriously

[lost vault]

we need to stop talking about endless like its the main game

[unreal iron]

baron, mime, idol, (to an extension also trib they do the exact same thing) any form of retrigger (usually snb)

thats it

and ig perkeo and chicot?

[lost vault]

you dont gain anythung by playing endlesss except petroglyph and thats ante 12

not to mention its boring and slow and basically solved

[unreal iron]

(blueprint, brainstorm and invis could be counted but they just copy the aforementioned it doesnt really matter at all)

and ig rebate

[lost vault]

theres a handful of viable endless joker

s

[unreal iron]

main scoring comes either from idol/glass retriggers or baron mime

[lost vault]

blueprint and brainstorm are alot better than invis and showman

[unreal iron]

theres a total of 2 strats

i mean

its so fucking boriiiing

[lost vault]

honestly if you wanna go really late its just 1

[slow iris]

baron + mime is genuinely so boring

i don't think i'm ever going for naneinf

[unreal iron]

i tried going for unseeded once, got e82 and then gave up

its just that boring

i died cuz i couldnt score enough and there were so many options but my point still stands

[neat ore]

What's a better combo than chaos the clown and flash card?

[lost vault]

theres a lot of better combos

[neat ore]

But it's synergy

[lost vault]

yorick drunkard

[lost vault]

its not the only synergy in the game

its 2 extra mult per blind which is pretty cool but not the best

[neat ore]

The synergy is so good that it makes my bones shake

[neat ore]

What about uhhhh trading card and erosion

[deft sandal]

Yorick and Merry Andy

[lost vault]

true

[lost vault]

erosion kinda stanky i cant lie but i see the vision

[neat ore]

Paradollia and the plant

The synergy!!!

[deft sandal]

blueprint and Egg

the synergy

[neat ore]

Stop please

The synergy

It's too good!!!

[deft sandal]

[acoustic kettle]

Buff plant

[deft sandal]

+8 mult

[acoustic kettle]

[neat ore]

What about brainstorm and copying invisible joker does that mean I'll get 2 jokers instead of 1?

[deft sandal]

the synergy!!!

[neat ore]

Obelisk and stuntman

It sucks because it has obelisk in it!

I tricked ya

[oblique quartz]

does mime/red seal still retrigger parking even if it doesnt hit the first time, like if the face card didnt land the 1 in 2, does the mime still invisibly give it another 1 in 2

[acoustic kettle]

I believe it is a 1/2 for each

[oblique quartz]

its not a 1 in 2 to give $2 total for sure

but you only see the Again! message if it triggers twice

[pine swift]

I have retcon and still my stupid ass cant just read boss blind for once

[oblique quartz]

rip

[neat ore]

Baron mime?? The only way to naneif in the hit game balatro??

[oblique quartz]

not the only way

photochad naneinf🔥

[neat ore]

So I was lied to?

What about stuntman naneif

[acoustic kettle]

A lot of ways to naneinf

Xmult though

[oblique quartz]

dont even try

[neat ore]

Can I naneif with flash card?

[neat ore]

I'll do it

I will naneif with only chips/base mult

[acoustic kettle]

Any xmult is naneinfable

[deft sandal]

true, just like cavendish

[oblique quartz]

i was about to say cavendish

lol

[acoustic kettle]

Just dupe ecto ankh

[neat ore]

Do ya guys believe that I'll naneif with only base mult one day??

[oblique quartz]

yes but you cant ankh to infinite cavendish

[deft sandal]

and blueprint copy it

ankh blueprints and ecto till you have enough

[acoustic kettle]

You won't

[deft sandal]

and get a cavendish from Judgement

[acoustic kettle]

Hm yes

[oblique quartz]

WHY ARE YOU PREDICTING WHAT IM ABLHT TO SAY

[acoustic kettle]

I will totally hit that

[neat ore]

No believers in chat I see

[acoustic kettle]

And not get like

[deft sandal]

We talked about it before

[acoustic kettle]

Zany joker

[deft sandal]

I'm in your head

[neat ore]

I will naneif with only sly joker!!!

Ok I don't hate myself that much

But

[acoustic kettle]

You won't have time to dupe that many ecto ankh

[lost vault]

you’d have to hate yourself s lot to do that because its physically impossible

[neat ore]

??? Uh ya know I'll naneif with only base mult without using any spectral or legendary jokers ya know?

I won't use any legendary or spectral card

Only my strong will

[acoustic kettle]

[neat ore]

And determination!

[deft sandal]

please someone naneinf with only jimbo

you just need 2.5e+307 copies of it

[neat ore]

As I said no believers in chat today

I will do it

[lost vault]

its pointless to believe in the impossible

[deft sandal]

i'm going naneinf with only chicot

[neat ore]

One day I'll have a statue and John balatro will come to my house to congratulate me

Trust me guys

[lost vault]

theres just too many limiting factors

[neat ore]

I always have a strategy for it

[lost vault]

but the biggest one

is time

[lost vault]

theres not enough time

[neat ore]

You guys wanna know my strategy for it??

[acoustic kettle]

Triboulet*

[neat ore]

Trib is 2nd best legendary tho

[deft sandal]

i actually love this gif lmfao

[acoustic kettle]

Worst

[neat ore]

???

Huh?

How

[hushed bison]

chicot deniers after being the exact same mfs who complain about the plant

[acoustic kettle]

Perkeo
Canio
Yorick
Chicot
Triboulet

[lost vault]

inconsistency and boss blind weakness

[hushed bison]

ragebait

[lost vault]

ehhh

[acoustic kettle]

[deft sandal]

let's be honest, none of those are good except chicot

[lost vault]

i’d swap perkeo and yorick

[deft sandal]

lmao

[lost vault]

at least

[neat ore]

Lemme fix that for you
Perkeo
Trib
Chicot
Yorick
Canio

That's the list!!

[hushed bison]

cope

[deft sandal]

called chiGOAT for a reason

[acoustic kettle]

Perkeo either first or third

[hushed bison]

swap yorick and canio and i agree

[acoustic kettle]

I do love money though

[lost vault]

why

perkeo is good but its not run winning

[acoustic kettle]

The money

[solid garden]

trib
chicot
yorick
perkeo
canio

[acoustic kettle]

The deck fixing

[deft sandal]

with observatory, it is

[lost vault]

triboulet is inconsistent but run winning when it works

[lost vault]

you dont always have observatory

[hushed bison]

perkeo is a free win if you don't suck

[lost vault]

its actually pretty rare

[neat ore]

Chicot is actually really good and consistent

[hushed bison]

literally every legendary is

[deft sandal]

you dont always have Soul card tbf

[lost vault]

get off your high horse bucko

[acoustic kettle]

Triboulet is just a glorified photograph

[lost vault]

chicot is good yeah

[neat ore]

Abk what is wrong with you

[lost vault]

erm no photo can trigger on jacks

[acoustic kettle]

True

[calm furnace]

look at the skip tags

[acoustic kettle]

Worse photograph

[neat ore]

Ragebate

[hushed bison]

use it on an uncommon tag

baseball card synergy

[lost vault]

lmao??

[solid garden]

I can't read

[hushed bison]

IM CRINE

[solid garden]

ig I am balala player

[deft sandal]

i play balatro
i can't read

[calm furnace]

yes because photograph triggers on every face card

[lost vault]

you know it

[hushed bison]

gosh i have too many jacks from my hit the road build i guess i'll just sell this triboulet

[hushed bison]

this IS an issue

[calm furnace]

i need spectral or voucher skip tag before ante 13

[neat ore]

But yeah as I was saying I'll naneif with only base mult by using flash card, bootstraps, bus, erosion and of course uhhhh probably green joker yeah!

I'll do it with only those jokers

[calm furnace]

i only do my naninf organic non gmo and jokerless

[hushed bison]

perkeo and hermit make this possible because hermit scales money exponentially

the bootstraps

[lost vault]

is this a joke or did you actually forget hermit has a cap of 20

[hushed bison]

it is a joke

[lost vault]

chiol

[neat ore]

Plus the flash card but to it be possible I gotta use some jokers before the finale like to the moon and perk like you said

[hushed bison]

there should be a joker that removes hermit cap and also gives 50 xmult and 10 billion chips and retriggers every card seven times

[lost vault]

uh

yea

[neat ore]

That's amazing can I have your autograph

[calm furnace]

still wont be as good as chicot

[lost vault]

it should be called chiol

[hushed bison]

yes

[hushed bison]

exactly

even if it disabled boss blinds it wouldn't be as good as chicot

[calm furnace]

we need 4 more chicot copies

and if you collect all 5

it insta naninfs

[hushed bison]

yes

[neat ore]

How good is 5 copies of chicot?!?!?!?

[calm furnace]

chexodia

[quartz ember]

unironically really good

[calm furnace]

left hand of chicot right hand of chicot

[lost vault]

there should be like a mega chicot that like just instantly clears the boss blind

[hushed bison]

it disables the boss blind 5 times and gives you a femboy balatro joker harem and makes everyone in the world love you

[lost vault]

-_-

[neat ore]

Nah we aren't turning this into clash royal with evolutions now

[hushed bison]

yes

[naive cove]

Multiple chicots knock down The Wall score requirement by half per chicot

[lost vault]

evolution chicot

[neat ore]

But but but... I am a femboy

[lost vault]

me too

[quartz ember]

mega chicot: HUUUUUU

[lost vault]

femboys can be into femboys and its like double gay

[hushed bison]

exactly

[neat ore]

A mega baron it would be called the count and give 7x instead of 1,5x

[neat ore]

That's nice we are femboys

[hushed bison]

there should be mega photograph that gives x2 mult on every face card but to balance it out it shouldn't trigger on jacks

[lost vault]

yeas

[neat ore]

Stone card

[lost vault]

polychrome card

[neat ore]

What about a joker that gives a trillion chips for each level of Uranus and Saturn

[neat ore]

Heh I get it

[hushed bison]

im coming out as polychrome i hope you guys support me

[hushed bison]

yes

[lost vault]

1.5x mult

[neat ore]

Weren't you foil tho

And skinky was holographic I think

[lost vault]

been a polychrome

its in my status

gahaha

they should add “the woker” and he makes everything in the game polychrome

[neat ore]

I can't read sorry

[hushed bison]

yes

[neat ore]

The woker

[hushed bison]

you lose if you play a straight

[lost vault]

why so queerious

[neat ore]

Let's tell that to John balatro

[neat ore]

Reminds me of a joker called the toilet and if you play 2 flushes it loses its 700x mult

[hushed bison]

there should be a joker called lose immediately and it divides your mult by 100

it always triggers last no matter what

[neat ore]

Nice mod

[lost vault]

ASS mod

[neat ore]

Let's make a mod

Makes every card into a femboy

[lost vault]

you do not need to GOON while plauing balatro

[lost vault]

true

[neat ore]

What ya guys think

[calm furnace]

make a new deck

goon deck

[lost vault]

white deck

[neat ore]

Imagine chicot as a femboy

[calm furnace]

chicot transcends gender

[acoustic kettle]

Delete triboulet from the game

[calm furnace]

chicot is a gender

[acoustic kettle]

Great update

[calm furnace]

chiboy

chi/cot

[molten thicket]

triboulet hate so forced

[neat ore]

Exactly

It's ragebate

It's really good

[lost vault]

i dont hate triboulet i hate that people glaze it

[calm furnace]

delete blueprint from the game

[lost vault]

its a solid A tier joker

[neat ore]

THANK YOU

Finally

Someone who said it

[lost vault]

the other legendaries are just better 😪

[neat ore]

Let's agree that all of the legendary jokers are at least high B tier yeah?

[lost vault]

they all reside in A or S

[deft sandal]

(it's the 3rd time i've posted this gif today)

[neat ore]

Roffle n pog?

[calm furnace]

Yorick is D tier if its late

[neat ore]

I wanna make a argument that canio is high B tier

It's not bad just

Not as good

[lost vault]

canio stier :3

[neat ore]

Canio sucks on abandoned tho

[lost vault]

you don’t say

so does trib

so i goes trib is G tier

guess

[calm furnace]

photograph sucks on abandoned

[neat ore]

Guys ya don't see the vision tho

Trib is the omni man of balatro

It's too good to suck

It's good on no deck

[lost vault]

yorick is the thragg

[calm furnace]

trib sucks on abandoned more than canio

[neat ore]

I dunno...

What about baron tho? Baron is the best because it can naneif and it sucks on abandoned

[lost vault]

one time i sold a trib because i was on abandoned and figured the money would be good to have
i then died because i needed the mult from trib’s holographic edition

[lost vault]

baron is stinky garbage trash doodoo

it sucks on every deck

[lost vault]

this is true cuz canio at least works with pareidolia

[acoustic kettle]

Canio works on abandoned

[calm furnace]

pog baron pog

[neat ore]

What?!?!??! But it's the only joker that can naneif!!

[acoustic kettle]

Unlike triboulet

[lost vault]

nuh uh

[neat ore]

Baron pog baron pog?

[lost vault]

photo + chad can naneinf if you get 32 of each

[neat ore]

Ragebate

[calm furnace]

i really hope pluto gets nerfed to +0 mult

[acoustic kettle]

If anything canio is so good on abandoned

[neat ore]

So baron no pog?

[vague sequoia]

That’s just not how you spell ragebait

[acoustic kettle]

Since you have a higher chance of drawin the face you make to hang them

[lost vault]

baron no pog 😔

[vague sequoia]

Mime over baron, every rare joker over y*rick

[acoustic kettle]

Yorick is nice

[neat ore]

Baron pog...

[lost vault]

mime is a lot better than baron yes

[neat ore]

Hm?

[vague sequoia]

Y*rick is ass and I’ll stick to it

[acoustic kettle]

Mime is genuinely like A tier

[lost vault]

yorick is goated and you’re just a nasty necrophobe

(yorick is dead)

[neat ore]

I like hamlet so yorick is aight

[calm furnace]

???????

[vague sequoia]

Necrophobe? I hate dead people? As opposed to being a necrophile..???

[lost vault]

thats a real thing yes

[acoustic kettle]

Phile is love

[neat ore]

Don't worry he just ragebates

[vague sequoia]

I said YORICK IS SHITFUCKING ASS I FUCKING HATE IT

[acoustic kettle]

Phobe is hate

[lost vault]

i wont go into detail just look it up

[vague sequoia]

Thanks bro

[lost vault]

hate or fear

[calm furnace]

bad bait

[neat ore]

Yup

Anyway campfire is pretty great

[calm furnace]

constellation is ass

[neat ore]

I like ya taste

[vague sequoia]

Also no I’m not ragebaiting

[acoustic kettle]

Campfire so good

[vague sequoia]

Y*rick is genuinely ass and I been hatin

Since

Uhh

Idk man

[acoustic kettle]

Campfire is like the fastest scaling xmult ever

[neat ore]

Not my favorite but I'm happy to see a campfire puts a lil smile on my face

[calm furnace]

yorick is the best legendary if you get it before ante 5

[wind jolt]

For a round
If you have stuff to sell

[acoustic kettle]

Probably canio

[neat ore]

Trib!

[acoustic kettle]

Trib sucks

The least intersting legendary

[vague sequoia]

Definitely NOT

[calm furnace]

yorick is guaranteed mult canio is not

[vague sequoia]

I’ve unlocked 5oak round 3 with perkeo

Flush five*

[lost vault]

this is true and its why it resets every ante

[merry wren]

does rare tag give a random rare or the next rare you have in shop queue

[lost vault]

thats so cool man

[vague sequoia]

Thanks bro also y*rick sucks

[lost vault]

it generates a random one i think

[acoustic kettle]

So cool
But uhh
Pairs

[lost vault]

no

[acoustic kettle]

[lost vault]

nuh uh

[merry wren]

i see thanks

[lost vault]

my favorite

[neat ore]

Let's settle this debate how many videos did roffle make on trib? And how many on yorick or canio? Trib wins because he says it's better

[acoustic kettle]

Endless slop

[neat ore]

Two pair better

[neat ore]

How

[lost vault]

no

two pair is stinky garbage doodoo

[acoustic kettle]

Roffle is endless slop

[neat ore]

How?

He's goat

[neat ore]

Nuh uh

[acoustic kettle]

If you want real gameplay and not high rolls go to roffle heavy

Or doc

[lost vault]

pair is just straight better

[neat ore]

Isn't roffle lite better tho?

[lost vault]

roffle can feed me his slop any day

[neat ore]

Me too

[acoustic kettle]

It is just one game from a lot he played on stream

The high roll one

[neat ore]

I only chase for the straight house

[neat ore]

Huh?

[acoustic kettle]

It is not feasible to get

[neat ore]

Oh I see

Nah roffle goat

[acoustic kettle]

Roffle lite is just for high score runs

[neat ore]

Yeah which is good

[acoustic kettle]

Not generally how ante 8 runs go

Sure you high roll like him sometimes

But most of the time no

[neat ore]

I always follow his advice bro

My runs look often like his

[acoustic kettle]

For advice doc is better

[neat ore]

I dunno

[acoustic kettle]

He is the best balatroer

[neat ore]

Not really

[neat ore]

???

No

It's roffle

[acoustic kettle]

[neat ore]

I'm better than doc

Because I plan on doin my naneif run

[acoustic kettle]

Sure

[lost vault]

the doc is better than roff

[quartz ember]

epic ragebait

[lost vault]

roff dont even hold a candle 🙏

[acoustic kettle]

Pretty much everyone agrees that doc is the best player

[acoustic kettle]

I love eating the bait

[lunar zealot]

why do people hate chicot

literally just you win

[quartz ember]

it do be tasty

[lunar zealot]

you don't die to needle or water or mouth or vessel or heart

[lost vault]

chicot is whimsical

[neat ore]

But you said you like roffle

[lost vault]

i do

[neat ore]

Roffle...

[acoustic kettle]

He is a good sleep vid

[lost vault]

but i’m an honest boy

[neat ore]

Then who is the best?

[pale wolf]

Good morning Palacio

[neat ore]

Lemme Google it

[pale wolf]

Christmas is fucking over

[acoustic kettle]

Not if you believe it

[neat ore]

It's the 2nd day of Christmas for me

[pale wolf]

this is fairy magic

[lost vault]

it’s like it never even happened

[wary flicker]

I think it is kinda boring and thats why its not liked

[acoustic kettle]

People want triboulet

[wary flicker]

But yeah it is more powerful than most ppl consider if you bave a decent build it just wins you the run

[acoustic kettle]

Though chicot is just better

[pale wolf]

It's underwhelming to get as a legendary because the only thing it does is remove a part of the game, and a particularly fun part at that

[neat ore]

According to reddit it says northern lion is the best player

What

[wary flicker]

Lmfao

[acoustic kettle]

I'm clearly the best player

Do not trust the google

[neat ore]

Well I'm the most ambitious player

[wary flicker]

No offense to NL he is a smart guy but has he uploaded Balatro lately

[neat ore]

I'll just use Bing then

[wary flicker]

I feel like all his content is abt a year old

[neat ore]

Or ask jeeves

[lunar zealot]

best player is like

drspectred

[lost vault]

nl isnt the best at anything

[lunar zealot]

it's not really close

[acoustic kettle]

It's me

[lost vault]

hes just a chill guy

[acoustic kettle]

Doc had nothing on me

I never lost to doc

[lost vault]

multiplayer aint the same brochacho

[neat ore]

According to people on tumbler it says that actually Travis Scott is the best player ever

[acoustic kettle]

Well doc never won multiplayer

[lunar zealot]

oh i forgot it's you

okay

christ

[acoustic kettle]

It is only 2 seasons but still

Multiplayer plays so different than normal

[lost vault]

yup

mrreow~

[neat ore]

How good is

Baron

And

Shoot the moon

[lost vault]

mid

[hushed bison]

yea

[lunar zealot]

baron is not good at all

shoot the moon is fairly good at its role but struggles if you can't fish for queens

[hushed bison]

i had a funny shoot the moon build but the scoring wasn't really from shoot the moon it was cause my queens were steel

shoot the moon carried early game tho

[heady narwhal]

that's generally the idea with stm i think

[hushed bison]

yea

[neat ore]

You can naneif with it tho

[heady narwhal]

naneinf is completely orthogonal to winning the game

[hushed bison]

you can naneinf with baseball card that doesn't make it good

[heady narwhal]

baseball card is good though?

[hushed bison]

i don't like it

[heady narwhal]

what's wrong with free 2.25x mult

[neat ore]

Yeah if you can naneif with anything then it's good

[hushed bison]

there are better xmult jokers that don't have you just carrying dead weight in a lot of cases

[heady narwhal]

i think this definition of "good" is pretty flawed

[neat ore]

How?

[heady narwhal]

a lot of uncommons are nice to have in the endgame

[acoustic kettle]

You can't naneinf with obelisk

[hushed bison]

card sharp for instance

[acoustic kettle]

Yet it is one of the best

[hushed bison]

yeah but most good jokers are common and rare

[south rain]

balala

jimbo

[south rain]

so

[hushed bison]

jimbo jerker

[hushed bison]

exactly

[south rain]

actually you can just make multiploe copes of it with perkoe

[heady narwhal]

• there are like 2 jokers that you can naneinf with
• naneinf isn't what the game is designed around
• gold stake a8 is fun and baron/idol/showman/bloodstone/etc are absolute dogshit for gold stake a8

[neat ore]

Uh you know I only play to naneif right?

[heady narwhal]

a8 gives a nicer distribution of good / garbage jokers. in endless there are like 139 garbage jokers

[heady narwhal]

why would i know that

[acoustic kettle]

Naneinf is so boring

[heady narwhal]

sure. most jokers are common or rare

[acoustic kettle]

Especially the midgame

[heady narwhal]

75% by shop weight

a little over 50% by count

[acoustic kettle]

You basically just get money and reroll to a blueprint brainstorm or another baron mime

[hushed bison]

exactly

[acoustic kettle]

The gameplay is just select one card and wait 5 minutes for animation

[hushed bison]

i only play endless to see how far i can take my ante 8 build if it's a particularly good one

[heady narwhal]

that doesn't mean you can't easily slot in 2 or so decently helpful uncommons, especially when the vast majority of easy xmults are uncommon

[hushed bison]

i don't structure my runs around endless

[heady narwhal]

baseball also lets you keep your value generators like spoker for longer

[hushed bison]

true....

idk it's not bad I'd just rather get card sharp or blackboard or smth

[acoustic kettle]

Baseball just makes uncommon poly

[heady narwhal]

i hate cardsharp

it's a good joker but i think it's a terrible design

[lost vault]

wrong. if they were poly, they wouldnt be able to get other editions

[acoustic kettle]

Card sharp when the eye

[hushed bison]

photochad when the plant

there's a lot of boss blinds that counter a lot of builds

that doesn't mean they're not good

just means you have to get a luchador or smth

[acoustic kettle]

General +mult +chips xmult combo is not really vulnerable to anything

[lost vault]

plant doesnt really hard counter photochad just get a glass card

[hushed bison]

yeah ik it was just an example

[lost vault]

the nefarious wall

[acoustic kettle]

The sinister violet vessel

[hushed bison]

the wall counters my mr bones build

[lost vault]

the dastardly crimson heart

[hybrid cypress]

the despicable bone zone

[hybrid cypress]

the uh...the uh..the one in the uhh the uhhh

[lost vault]

geometry dash reference

[lost vault]

like vampire survivors

[hybrid cypress]

No the bone zone

[acoustic kettle]

Bone r

[hybrid cypress]

it's a bug that gets you to like ante 500

[hushed bison]

ive heard of that bug

[acoustic kettle]

Bones bug boned the profile

[lost vault]

thats called sans undertale ante skip not “ the bone zone”

[unreal vine]

Guys

I'm dond

Done

I can't save this this thing scores e11

[hybrid cypress]

Nuh uh

[lost vault]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1224181092358291456 the original bug report

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jade arch]

My balatro is balatring

[lost vault]

this joke is really old

[hybrid cypress]

nuh uh

[lost vault]

fuck off

[cedar cloud]

Cruelty challenge completed

[neat ore]

Onyx agate good

[stoic root]

what are the choices of this being the deck I was given at the stand of the blind

[regal sigil]

erratic deck is so fun

i just used hack and baron at the same time

[queen kindle]

i understand burnt joker now

[ember turtle]

pairslop

[iron turtle]

guess what

[ember turtle]

what?

[pale wolf]

what

[tacit oasis]

Damn some runs are just easy. Got burnt joker and brainstorm on ante 1. I had pairs at level 45 by the time I reached the last boss

One shotted the boss without breaking a sweat

[iron turtle]

chicken butt

[pale wolf]

@cloud sinew thought: playing optimally actually makes the game harder because when you win or lose a game to an early high variance decision You increase the proportion of easy games in your playtime

and this is why it's so hard for people to get better at the game when they're used to skipping and stuff like that

[acoustic kettle]

Makes sense

Idk if it makes it harder though

[south rain]

Greg

[tacit oasis]

Black deck gold stake makes me want to do bad things

[hushed bison]

im crine what was i on 😭😭😭😭

[weary idol]

I’ve cleared 39 gold stickers in 3 days. That C++ drive is finally back. 111 to go

[rough prism]

this should be enough right i swear if i choke naneinf another time

[celest roost]

Hey guys, my game keeps crashing on Ante 37 whenever I play any hand what to do to fix this?

[celest roost]

Play all the hands it should be Naneinf

[rough prism]

aight thanks, i was nervous there were like 10 burglars before the dna, then burglar took over 300 rolls to appear

had a failed run before with no burglar with a crapton of rerolls, welp time to just wait for the animations

Perkeo is needed for ante39 though right?

[neat ore]

Ugh I always hate having 5 copies of trib each game!!!

[hollow ferry]

“my harvests are too plentiful! my steak is too juicy!”

[neat ore]

Exactly

[white forge]

Just naneinf

This run took 3 days

[neat ore]

Like Shaquille o Neil once said

Ya gotta humble yourself

[celest roost]

No it is not, but you need some luck with nat negatives to pass Ante 32.
I had such a run just now. But it keeps crashing

[rough prism]

yeah or juggle tag skip for ante 32

0 nat negs on my run so it should be doomed

[celest roost]

Yeah even with Baron Mime and 5 copy jokers it takes like 18 hand size with all Red Seal Steel Kings.

You need cryptids or crimson bean glitch, or a nat negative dna

[gloomy swallow]

Gold staked 3 more jokers! 116/150 done!

Yeah

[hollow ferry]

looks inside

[empty seal]

just realized you can aura farm in balatro

if you block every other spectral card and keep proccing sixth sense or seance you are effectively aura farming

[dark cairn]

Good luck trying to do that without perkeo

[brittle temple]

its possible...

[empty seal]

never said without Perkeo

[hybrid cypress]

The best luck I've ever gotten on mobile

Not up in the E's yet

Best score currently is about 50 billion

[dark cairn]

Even with him it'd be awful because you'd need to get a negative copy of 9 or 10 different spectrals

It'd be seeded run only basically

[brittle temple]

why is he taking a joke this seriously

[dark cairn]

Cause I don't think it's funny

"Hehehe I'm aura farming"

(Insert buzz lightyear shelf gif here)

[brittle temple]

bruh

[stray tusk]

why is this a royal flush???

[brittle temple]

do you have steammodded

[nova junco]

Ah yes the classic

[languid heron]

4 fingers

[brittle temple]

oh yeah

[stray tusk]

no mods

[languid heron]

It contains a straight and it contains a flush

[deft sandal]

why you got 1k rounds completed with abstract joker

[nova junco]

Because
✅ It has a straight
✅ It has a flush (which only needs 4 cards because of the 4 fingers)

[stray tusk]

what do you mean?

ohhhhh

but if I removed the king

it is not a straight flush

[nova junco]

This mechanic has caused confusion to every single player lol

[stray tusk]

its just a flush?

[deft sandal]

no shit

[nova junco]

I think so but you also can do any other club instead of ace or 10

[deft sandal]

U just need 4 cards that makes a flush and 4 cards that makes a straight

[stray tusk]

HOLY SHIT

four fingers is awesome

soooo

[nova junco]

Wait till you get the shortcut

[stray tusk]

royal flush build lets goooooo

[nova junco]

And smeared

[deft sandal]

if you going for a royal flush build, shortcut would be better tbf

[sullen mica]

does hanging chad add more copies of the first played card

[deft sandal]

hanging chad does not copy cards

[sullen mica]

i meant

with dna

[deft sandal]

it just retriggers

it wont

DNA does not work like 8 ball

[nova junco]

Chad retriggers your first played card and you're not playing the DNA in your hand

[deft sandal]

DNA can be copied with blueprint/brainstorm to make more cards if you need

[deft sandal]

yea, also DNA doesn't require triggering the card

[magic tree]

guys I'm playing a straight flush build (abandoned deck), should I take devious joker?

I feel like I can't kill anything

idk man

[hybrid cypress]

Rest in peace to the best mobile run I've ever had

It's over

You served me well

With ghost deck

And a bunch of other unlocks I don't have on mobile

[latent egret]

is it sarcasm

[magic tree]

nope

+100 chips and +10 mult isnt nothing

@latent egret

[latent egret]

unless your strush is level 1 its less than 2x

[magic tree]

it's lvl 8

[latent egret]

you can play multiple ones a round with your setup

i doubt its losable

[magic tree]

okay thx

I love weird builds like this

[latent egret]

are you overscoring on the blinds

[magic tree]

not so much

120k per hand (with enhanced cards)

but space joker isn't working much

[rancid niche]

You have to shake it

[magic tree]

why

[brittle temple]

i need 76 ankhs right

[west vapor]

New unseeded PR 🥹

[calm furnace]

oh hey look

baron good?

[hybrid cypress]

Bro played 50 trillion 2s

[brittle temple]

thats a ginourmaus wee

[west vapor]

4577 to be exact 🤓😂

[hybrid cypress]

That's too little

[hybrid cypress]

The 2 holocaust

[jolly relic]

helllo

[brittle temple]

how many stencils was needed then

[grave aurora]

Let's use money to overpower someone, guys.

[frank grove]

iirc doc did 87 of them

[calm furnace]

nooo

[brittle temple]

just 81 should be enough

[gloomy swallow]

Two more!

[calm furnace]

this shit sucks

finally yhis is over

[willow plaza]

guys just to be sure, playing a straight flush doesnt count as a flush right? im tryna unlock the joker that requires me to win without flush

[calm furnace]

no

different hands

[willow plaza]

alright

[calm furnace]

also mime baron builds are just a golorified clicker game

i really hope localthink listens to me and makes pluto scale +0 mult

[willow plaza]

high +chip is better than a low +mult right on plasma deck right?

[frank grove]

real

[calm furnace]

yes

[frank grove]

yeah

[willow plaza]

i almost considered spare trousers for my clever joker

[calm furnace]

having +mult is not bad

because flat mult multiplied adds up a lot

but you wont feel or get stronger with just +mult until you have a lot of it and a joker that multiplies it

[frank grove]

yeah

[calm furnace]

so mult cards on plasma are more of a long term investment

[willow plaza]

its my first day with the plasma okay

i just unlocked it

[calm furnace]

are you playing flushes?

[willow plaza]

no

[calm furnace]

you can sell ancient

and take pants for baseball value

[calm furnace]

baseball will be 1.5 to the power of 4

[willow plaza]

thats like at least 4

[calm furnace]

5x

[willow plaza]

alright

[calm furnace]

5x, x3

and 5x, x3 x3 on the 2nd hand

[brittle temple]

ay

[hollow cove]

This is the craziest thing that ever happened to me

A madness straight build, $13 in the bank, 5/5 joker slots.

I pull a negative eternal The Order for $13.

[quartz ember]

thats straight up

[low fog]

It's always such a nice suprise to have this lil guy on my packs

[calm furnace]

blackhole is nice when the planet of choice doesnt show up

[hollow cove]

I only get him when I have constellation 😭

[calm furnace]

perishables should perish and disappear from the joker pool once they perish

change my mind

[hollow cove]

Honestly that sounds like a super cool mechanic

I kinda love that

[brittle temple]

crazy

im not checking who's inside

[unreal iron]

perkeo

for sure

[brittle temple]

showman will come from beyond the grave to give me a second perkeo true

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[dreamy creek]

i love bloodstone

[calm furnace]

would make them somewhat useful

like i dont mind if walkie talkie or half joker never show up again after they helped me early game

perishables unlike rentals and eternals offer 0 upsides

[brittle temple]

super perish

[calm furnace]

and it makes sense thematically since they perish

why is something that perished comes back

[acoustic kettle]

Replacement jokers

The perished died from cancer

And the company hires new clowns

[full glade]

What should i sell for buskin here?

[obsidian patrol]

lusty

[acoustic kettle]

Two rentals

[calm furnace]

whats wrong with two rentals

[acoustic kettle]

I like my money positive

[calm furnace]

bigger problem that its perishable

[low fog]

you're crazy

[calm furnace]

rerolling for chad would be a better play

[low fog]

and that's genius

[calm furnace]

just get gold cards

[acoustic kettle]

[calm furnace]

god bless rentals

[brittle temple]

the casino makes a clone of each joker beforehand incase of any accidents

[fiery nymph]

how much is gloker at

[wintry ice]

1 apple perishing doesn't make all apples in the world perish

[calm furnace]

this was an old screenshot but it was something like 3 or 4x

[calm furnace]

1 apple that perishes from my house = no more apples in my house

[wintry ice]

well yeah, the apple that you own has perished

not the ones in the shop

i don't think stake stickers necessarily need to have a niche upside because they're a difficulty modifier

[serene forge]

WHAT

[brittle temple]

its time

huh

im going to have to disable all my mods

[uncut matrix]

this has to be my favorite flavor of naneinf

[fallow fog]

i love this

[lunar zealot]

oh sweet jesus

[pulsar forge]

I'm balatroing it so good

[calm furnace]

they dont but it would be cool if they do

[wintry ice]

forc caught using photochad

[obsidian atlas]

curious what the play here is (i get around 500M to 80M and have 2 lucky card kings)

[lunar zealot]

skip

you want like

sock or something

[obsidian atlas]

Hmmm okay

[lunar zealot]

or rebate

Money

[obsidian atlas]

Okay thanks

[gaunt folio]

Guys I think I just peaked

Is this the best mad world challenge run of all time
Ante 3 btw lol

[obsidian atlas]

this is very similar to my current game lmao

[obsidian atlas]

i got insanely lucky with a negative

[gaunt folio]

I get 40 for every 5 card hand 🤑

[fossil nest]

Hello everyone! Not sure if this is the right place to post but I recently bought the game and love it, works perfect on my steam deck. However, I have an issue on pc where if I try to launch it via my steam app it won't launch at all. Just perpetually stays on loading. I've tried uninstalling and reinstalling, can't get it to work at all. Can anyone point me in the right direction on how to fix it? Thank you.

[tardy spade]

The lowest amount of money I've ever beat gold stake with

[calm furnace]

oh

[unreal island]

lmao goodbye mime

[calm furnace]

need trbiolouet

yoo

wait

[brittle temple]

its amazing

[barren wigeon]

idol is so much worse than baron in like every way

idk how I havent realized this yet

[tranquil steppe]

I think this is a trap but I’ll fall for it

[calm furnace]

way easier to setup baron before ante 8 than idol

not even a debate

[brittle temple]

idol is in the bottom 10 jokers

[barren wigeon]

idol has to hit, worse in ante 8 runs, and is worse in endless runs

[calm furnace]

4 kings are enough as long as you have a chip joker and something like shoot the moon or fist

[barren wigeon]

so is baron......probably

[hasty harness]

what is this slander

[barren wigeon]

idk i dont have a bottom 10 made but it'd be somewhere around there

[brittle temple]

i've won a couple gold stake runs with baron

[hasty harness]

idol is top 10 and its not 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 or 10

[tranquil steppe]

Santa would never lie to us

[barren wigeon]

Idol is ASS

[calm furnace]

today i won one and it was pretty easy

[unreal iron]

ive won like 2 or 3 runs with baron?

obviously had mime tho

[calm furnace]

and baron clutched me a bunch of gold runs before

[hasty harness]

santa isnt real

[brittle temple]

slander needs to be misinformation in some way, this is pure fact

[hasty harness]

😱

[calm furnace]

idol never won me a run just tagged along

[barren wigeon]

cap

[hasty harness]

nuh uh

idol top 1 is facts

😠

[unreal iron]

when the #1 idol glazer says that idol is #1

i cant help but agree honestly

[hasty harness]

yes

[brittle temple]

idol is a winmore joker but it cant even reach naneinf

we need to burn it

[tranquil steppe]

I’m getting the pitchforks

[calm furnace]

guys did you know if you type in chat that you need a joker

you get it in game?

[brittle temple]

complaining always works

[tranquil steppe]

We can also burn superposition

[tranquil steppe]

I need yorick

[calm furnace]

look

[barren wigeon]

no

all tarot gen is good

ALL tarot gen

[tranquil steppe]

Kill superposition. Kill it

[peak gull]

hey i've been meaning to ask, hw do you consistently to straight flushes? It's like no matter what I do, I either get straight or flush, not both

[barren wigeon]

someone's bad at making straights

[barren wigeon]

play on checkered deck and pray

[tranquil steppe]

Damnit @calm furnace I got perkeo from soul instead of yorick

Sixth sense is also mega ass

[peak gull]

what's a checkered?

[barren wigeon]

?????

[barren wigeon]

ggs

[lime dirge]

my first win

[brittle temple]

a deck which is only aces, kings, queens, jacks and 10's of the same rank

[calm furnace]

didnt see you typing you want yorick

[brittle temple]

you should have it ready by ante20

[calm furnace]

play checkered

[barren wigeon]

forgot the praying part

[tranquil steppe]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[calm furnace]

oh the trick is to have a typo in the name and without the I

no ecto

[unreal iron]

wow medium

[calm furnace]

look whos back

omg

[swift shoal]

Hello! I have the game on steam but I’m on vacation and I want to play, if I buy it on Apple Store, is there a way to retrieve my progression? Thanks