🕹・game-discussion

[visual turtle]

I wouldn't
I'd probably call it b-ball card or something

[fallow fog]

BBcard

[tranquil locust]

like 2 more copy jokers and burglar? or it isnt enough?

[pale wolf]

bbc is definitely the easiest option

[raven knot]

Balloon boy card?

[raven knot]

Yeah I love bbc

[terse dock]

Disables your discards

[visual turtle]

or more likely
I'd describe how the card looks
because i forget a lot

[fallow fog]

hurhurhuhurhur

[raven knot]

Disables holographics

[terse dock]

If you dont win the blind in 45 seconds you get jumpscared by withered foxy

[pale wolf]

besides the funny innuendo, it's just satisfying, The plosive consonants get their own letters in the abbreviation it's just a perfect initialism

[fallow fog]

u need min four copy jokers before ante 33

[visual turtle]

Ohh

[raven knot]

Guys what does bbc do

[terse dock]

Uncommons give X1.5 mult

[pale wolf]

it treats uncommon Jokers like they have 1.5x

[tranquil locust]

i already have 3

[fallow fog]

and a heck lot of money to reroll serpent and burglar

[tranquil locust]

i can do like 5 copy

[fallow fog]

mhm

[raven knot]

Ok

[terse dock]

Basically turns all of your uncs gay

[fallow fog]

minimum is 4 copys

[tranquil locust]

but my hand size is only 4

[visual turtle]

Wait I can sell canio for 10$
waste it at the shop
and vagabond continues to be useful

[raven knot]

BBC turns white boys into white girls

[fallow fog]

my unc is alr gay what u talking bout

[pale wolf]

uncs and antes

[tranquil locust]

with dna and copy jokers it will be 9 hand size

[fallow fog]

what the

[raven knot]

Holy joke

[fallow fog]

canio and vagabond is so good

[olive basin]

W

[pale wolf]

what situation are you in that you're not using the canio

[visual turtle]

Abandoned deck

[pale wolf]

Even on abandoned I would convert

That's very good

[raven knot]

Can somebody show me the bbc

[fallow fog]

js strength

[terse dock]

Just crack standards

[fallow fog]

death

[visual turtle]

I am not touching face cards

[pale wolf]

Like its best case scenario to have vagabond if you're trying to do canio on abandoned

[fallow fog]

and hang

[pale wolf]

and it's really not that hard

[fallow fog]

and open every card pack

[pale wolf]

I mean I've done canio on abandoned without vagabond

[raven knot]

Oh I know that one

[tranquil locust]

insta lose card xd

[raven knot]

BaseBCard

[terse dock]

This is an old ass image his lips are blue now

[raven knot]

How tf are you so rich

[terse dock]

You will die

[tranquil locust]

golden ticket

[tranquil locust]

yea xd)

[fallow fog]

@shadow spruce wait i js realised smthing? did you mod the baseballcard to also have a sad face

[raven knot]

Willy Winker

[pale wolf]

[terse dock]

All of his jerkers are sad

[fallow fog]

i wonder if he slap yoricks sad face on the baseballcard

[terse dock]

The only difference is that his lips are blue now

[raven knot]

Cool

[pale wolf]

I just realized that I've never actually won a run using canio

[fallow fog]

sorry what

[pale wolf]

on gold

I've had him while I won a run, but I didn't use him for scoring

[raven knot]

Why are there no vc‘s in this dc

[pale wolf]

moderation difficulties

[terse dock]

Hard to moderate

[raven knot]

Oh ok

Bc I wanted to like stream my run

And get help

[fallow fog]

typing is fun

[raven knot]

No

[median dock]

I like ancient joker

[pale wolf]

wut

[raven knot]

What does he do

[fallow fog]

i love it

[pale wolf]

The Jokers are explained in the game

[molten thicket]

he's old!

[pale wolf]

there's also balatrowiki.org

[terse dock]

X1.5 mult when a random suit (chosen at end of the round prior) scores

[raven knot]

BRO I DONT HAVE THE GAME OPEN JUST TELL ME

[raven knot]

Ok

Thx

[median dock]

1.5x mult every time a suit is played (changes every round)

Or something like that

[fallow fog]

suit cant be the same as previous suit

[olive basin]

I thought you 100% balatro?

[tranquil locust]

my biggest hand size

[raven knot]

I think I used him when I won my first and only run

[pale wolf]

imagine if ancient Joker rolled its suit when you chose the blind

it would be awful

[fallow fog]

hell nah

[terse dock]

It always chooses the worst suit possible

[molten thicket]

i would die

[pale wolf]

Wait this would be a sick Joker actually, a joker that is on suit scoring effect, but it's the least represented suit in your deck

[visual turtle]

uh oh
i think im in trouble

[fallow fog]

that wld be hell

but like

[molten thicket]

basically means you have to play pure wild cards

[fallow fog]

js lovers a bunch if cards no

[frank grove]

which is kinda already the aj meta no?

[fallow fog]

i dont see anything wrong

guarenteed vagabond hits

[tranquil locust]

nah you're fine

[visual turtle]

I only destroyed 1 face card

[molten thicket]

me when i aj but any suit boss appears

[pale wolf]

You have an open slot

[median dock]

I want plasma deck but the jokers I get early on are useless 70% of the time

[fallow fog]

abit late haha

[median dock]

I'm trying to beat green stake rn

[terse dock]

Equity (Uncommon)
Scoring (suit with the lowest number of cards in your deck) Gives +mult equal to the difference between it and the suit with the highest amount of cards in your full deck.

[molten thicket]

save money at the start

[fallow fog]

plus mult?

[frank grove]

find one club or diamond on checkered and this goes MAD

[fallow fog]

kinda ass

maybe +4 per difference

[molten thicket]

thats so long and difficult to eyeball

[fallow fog]

that too

[median dock]

I already do that because of what red stake does lol

[molten thicket]

you have to like

[visual turtle]

yeah so i might have lost the game

[molten thicket]

think

[fallow fog]

ouch

[light dome]

Cloud 9 carrying hard here

Also here's the seed

[molten thicket]

also i feel like thats kinda weak for an uncommon

[restive berry]

guys

what do I pick

[fallow fog]

chad all day

jokes

[terse dock]

Equity (Uncommon)
Scoring (suit with the lowest number of cards in your deck) Gives +(2x) mult, where x is equal to the difference between your most prominent and least prominent suit

[fallow fog]

baron and sell it for money

[restive berry]

negative credit card

[fallow fog]

now thats a joker

[median dock]

Probably baron but I'm no balatro genius

[restive berry]

I love Chad but it’s ante 1 baron

I gotta

[light dome]

Chad

[restive berry]

too late

[terse dock]

Sell baron for $4

[light dome]

Your first born son will be sad one day

For 3 seconds

[restive berry]

He came around first shop of ante 2

so I have both now

[fallow fog]

what the

[light dome]

Ok nevermind

[fallow fog]

lovely

[visual turtle]

yay red card

[fallow fog]

i alw hate seeing ante 1 red card

[visual turtle]

I love when wheel of fortune works
and it's a card that wants to die after a certain point (popcorn)

[fallow fog]

[restive berry]

died to the mouth

[visual turtle]

i skipped and got negative photograph

free paperweight because red card

[fallow fog]

frick the red card

[raven knot]

Hi

[visual turtle]

good news is that I got vagabond again
so
i can be poor

[fallow fog]

photochad all the wayyyy

[tranquil locust]

this is so funny

[fallow fog]

what in the

[restive berry]

what now

[fallow fog]

both kinda useless

[restive berry]

dna then

for the love of the game

[fallow fog]

it eternal

udw to make ur deck bigger if playing straughts

[regal sigil]

finally won the gold stake

[fallow fog]

ayy

[restive berry]

gonna pivot

[fallow fog]

sure

hope u get hologram

[visual turtle]

Aw lost

[restive berry]

also there’s an eternal trading card in the shop 👀👀

[fallow fog]

yrm

[regal sigil]

do you guys know how to get the collection cards on steam

[restive berry]

If it wasn’t eternal I’d take it

[regal sigil]

i got some but i dont how i got them

[fallow fog]

im a mobile player so no

[visual turtle]

baron
hanging Chad
but no face cards

[frank grove]

my GOD THIS banana WONT DIE

[visual turtle]

why

[visual turtle]

Microwave it or put it in a tube

[tame sluice]

my banana went from round 2 to round 16

Cavendish appeared round 18

[frank grove]

im on round 14 from round 2 right now

HE DIED

[regal sigil]

thats a solid banana

nooo

[frank grove]

AND CAV RIGHT AFTER

[tame sluice]

noooo

[visual turtle]

HOORAY

[frank grove]

thats crazy

[tame sluice]

Yoooo that's my aura i think

[visual turtle]

You peaked

[tame sluice]

😂

[neat haven]

is every balatro seed winnable

[regal sigil]

ofc not

[tame sluice]

BU says it is

[regal sigil]

how can every seed be winnable

[frank grove]

most are winnable if you play them on a different deck, like a lot of black deck seeds are tough but past early game they can kinda be a breeze

[tame sluice]

The only time I saw BU lose was gold stake black deck jokerless

[restive berry]

NOOOOO

FUCK

[visual turtle]

FREE BLUEPRINT

YES

[frank grove]

he lost a seed a couple weeks ago and retried the day after and won

[fiery nymph]

credit card in the buffoon pack

[tame sluice]

so every seed IS winnable if u just know what would happen

[restive berry]

was not

[tame sluice]

you cant predict anything this can make every seed unwinnable too

😂

[regal sigil]

i dont know how the cards you get is coded but mathematically there needs to be at least one deck being not winnable

[frank grove]

to be fair, he knew what would happen and still didnt take stuff like the magicians that would've gave him 40 dollars right away

[restive berry]

that’s not how that works.

every seed is THEORETICALLY winnable

[tame sluice]

theoretically every seed would be losable too if u made the wrong decision every ante

[restive berry]

yes bro

[regal sigil]

there is now way to know that

[restive berry]

thats a given

[tame sluice]

yeah so im just saying what u are

every seed is winnable

[vocal trellis]

The Barron Bait on Ante 2, when it’s a Hack Seed

[visual turtle]

banana card died

now to hope

[tender hill]

i love having tons of jokers for no reason

[vocal trellis]

64 is wild

💀

[restive berry]

and losable

[tame sluice]

yurr

[visual turtle]

what's that square block joker???

[vocal trellis]

Mod prob

[fallow fog]

cryptid mod

[restive berry]

yeah we’re on the same page

[visual turtle]

Ohh

[tame sluice]

Cryptid mod joker

[tender hill]

no

yahimod

[regal sigil]

there are too many variables but i think the logic suggests that there are unwinnable decks

[vocal trellis]

Speaking of cards, r they ever updating this game?

[tame sluice]

waaaatecvrrr

[regal sigil]

just because somebody won on every seed does not change that

[tame sluice]

Gta 6 before balatro update bro

[vocal trellis]

😭

[tender hill]

update will come out next year bro

Be patient

play mods for the time being

Or

[vocal trellis]

I didn’t know it was getting any 💀

[tender hill]

100% the game

If you wanna give yourself hell

[vocal trellis]

I did everything but the challenges

[tame sluice]

C++ thrice by then balatro update should be right round the corner

[tender hill]

So what im doing is

[vocal trellis]

All the coding I know is HTML, and that’s for setting up a site 💀

[visual turtle]

welp i got eternal ancient joker

[tender hill]

i have 3 brainstorms copying the effect

of blueprint

[vocal trellis]

🔥

[tender hill]

Which is copying perkeo

[vocal trellis]

O

[tender hill]

So i get 6 cryptids per shop

Then

[regal sigil]

do you have cavendish tho

[tender hill]

i have dna being copied

[tender hill]

yes

[regal sigil]

then we good

[vocal trellis]

Break the cavendish..

😈

[tender hill]

i have 2 stuntmans and 4-6 blue jokers for chips

dna to copy the aces

2 fibs

1 is polychrome

[fallow fog]

whenever the game updates i trust itll be good

[ebon arrow]

dawg wtf is this seed

[fallow fog]

thunk spending a lot of time perfecting his craft

[wary flicker]

man Im so excited for the update

[tender hill]

chicot

cause

why not

[wary flicker]

Sadly I expect it to come in like Feb earliest

[fallow fog]

imma js be patient

theres gna be at least one new mechanic

thats gna be v fun

[tender hill]

gonna be a ton of new jokers

[regal sigil]

what would localhung do

[tender hill]

i would like a new consumable type

[tame sluice]

1 blueprint on dusk

[fallow fog]

smthing like the seals system or smthing

im hopeful

[tame sluice]

If u need dusk

[regal sigil]

we need more banana items for sure

[ebon arrow]

I know I just bought blueprint

[tender hill]

like

What abt a legendary seal

[ebon arrow]

I hope the chicot bug doesn't get removed in the update though because 1 it's fun and 2 it's pretty much impossible unseeded

[tender hill]

That

if you get it

[frank grove]

card sleeves ?

[tender hill]

it retriggers a card

10x

[fallow fog]

sures

wld be amazing

sounds fun too

[tender hill]

high card builds would be crazy

[fallow fog]

photochad wld be crazy

[tame sluice]

sleeves r deadass what we looking for

[fallow fog]

card sleeves right

[regal sigil]

yeah we need more ways to naninf i think

[tender hill]

yeah we need more enhancements too

[fallow fog]

naninf gna get higher i feel

[tender hill]

and editions

imagine like

diamond cards

[regal sigil]

good legendaries

[tender hill]

that are like

[regal sigil]

im ok with that

[tender hill]

An upgraded version of gold cards

[regal sigil]

if he gives us more ways to do it

[fallow fog]

yeh mee too

wld it be crazy

if thunk added a new currency

[delicate tide]

Naneinf was never like intentional so it’s more of an Easter egg type achievement

[tender hill]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fallow fog]

or like now its not just chipsxmult

[tender hill]

THE GAME KEEPS RESETTING MY MULT

[fallow fog]

the equation gets more complicated

[tender hill]

BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MUCH

[regal sigil]

thats what i tried to do for so long

[delicate tide]

?

[regal sigil]

reaching naninf i mean

[delicate tide]

Ah

[fallow fog]

what wld happen if you cld put a negative edition on cards

[regal sigil]

it would work as +1 hand size i guess

[tight pike]

How?

[regal sigil]

or if one of the cards you get after a discard is negative you get 6 cards

[fallow fog]

i have no idea

too funky

[fallow fog]

coding stuff i have no idea

[regal sigil]

technically there must be a number

he would just make it higher

[tender hill]

or what if

[tight pike]

Well I don't see Balatro changing the fact it's using 64 bit system

[tender hill]

there were minigames

In Boss blinds

like you have to fix a generator while playing cards

And if you dont fix it in time

you lose

[tight pike]

Unless balatro switches to a 128 bit system, the naninf won't get higher

As naninf is linked to the 64 bit floating-point number

Which is 1.8 * 10³⁰⁸

[royal ore]

the best use for flushes is on ante 1 round 1

[tight pike]

Wrong, it's if you got an ancient joker

[tight pike]

This is the only part of computer science I don't fucking despise

[tender hill]

what if

you ran balatro

On a nasa computer

[fiery nymph]

only time i use flushes successfully after ante 1 is in aj runs

[median dock]

Balatro with no cards and all jokers

[royal ore]

you would probably be playing balatro

[tender hill]

balatro should replace solitaire

[tight pike]

Balatro 1.1 when?

[tender hill]

be patient

[tranquil locust]

IM ALIVE

HOLY

[tight pike]

I think negative cards shouldn't just have an alternate color scheme but some should have an alternate design

[tranquil locust]

holy bean holy juggler

[vocal quartz]

what the fuck is this first shop

[tender hill]

Easy ahh blind

[alpine halo]

Ante 1 first shop, do I take burglar or scholar (I already have a take off)

[visual turtle]

So how does one mod Balatro exactly

[alpine halo]

Blue deck btw

[visual turtle]

sounds exciting

[tight pike]

Look for imm in here #1209506514763522108
Follow the steps on github

I recommend Cryptid and trying to unlock the misprint deck in that mod, most fun I have ever had in balatro

[visual turtle]

and to make a mod?

perhaps

[tight pike]

Idk how to do that

You have to check #💻・modding-dev for that

[visual turtle]

Alright

[calm furnace]

sad run

[tight pike]

Negative Odd Todd should have Even Steven's Colors and vice versa
Negative Campfire should be put out
Negative Dusk should have the colors of a Dawn
Negative Scary Face should be frowning instead of smiling
Etc.

[weary idol]

After not getting any golds for a couple of weeks I’ve got 9 in one days, tyvm. 140 to go. Blue is best

[calm furnace]

that defeats the entire point of negative

they are called negative for a reason

because they are negative

[frank grove]

thats good to hear!! blue is my goat

[tight pike]

To be fair I thought it was negative just in general

[tight pike]

Never gave a fuck about the lspd

[regal sigil]

wtf is this lol

[uncut matrix]

the holidays are comin off strong

just threw a run with a nat neg bp ante 2

[tranquil locust]

i dont know what to do

should i take the burglar and pray for invis to hit blueprint/brainstorm or i sell invis and search for blueprint/brainstorm

[regal sigil]

cant you sell dna

[neat haven]

so im just buns

[tranquil locust]

if i sell dna how tf i win ante 32

[tame sluice]

Nah u dont have goated foresight not much u can do about it

[tight pike]

Theoretically yes

[tame sluice]

Every seed is technically winnable if u hit the odds of getting every good decision

[tight pike]

Precisely, but since each decision is it's own branch, it is very unlikely that someone manages to beat every single one

[regal sigil]

im not a believer in this

[tame sluice]

not a BU watcher

[regal sigil]

i need to be crucified

[tame sluice]

💔

[regal sigil]

i watch roffle roasting his chat for 1 hour every day

[tame sluice]

maybe tune into some BU

[tight pike]

You don't need to be a watcher to figure it out

It's all, Math? I suppose

[tame sluice]

Yeah I knew this before doc confirmed it its just a matter of luck

What if my seed hits 5 souls in a row and then a humble showman gives me 6 negatives blueprint

[tight pike]

How many balatro seeds even are there?

[tame sluice]

More then 67

[frank grove]

2,910,713,047,668 if my math is correct

[tight pike]

Then there'd be something wrong cuz you'd have to have 6 joker slots

[tame sluice]

I meant to say all 5 souls hit negative oopsies

[tight pike]

2.82 trillion so basically yes

[regal sigil]

so there is not 1

[frank grove]

yeah

[regal sigil]

not even 1

[tame sluice]

Yeah not even 1 seed that's unwinnable

[frank grove]

there are bugged seeds where there are no jokers in the shop and those are still winnable

[tight pike]

Compared to the 18 quintillion minecraft seeds out there, there's only 1 that is unbeatable I think

[unborn cliff]

the max character limit for seeds is like 9 right

[fervent wolf]

The best feeling

[unborn cliff]

jokerless challenge

[frank grove]

yes, its like 36 or 35 characters to the power of 9 or smth

[tame sluice]

the humble royal flush giving more satisfaction

[tight pike]

An Impossible Balatro seed is in practice and theory not impossible

[frank grove]

well you can still get tarots and spec packs in those seeds usually so you can still find some jokers but not many

[fervent wolf]

Yep

[regal sigil]

whoa

[unborn cliff]

jokerless seeds are literally easier than jokerless because you can pick a deck as well

[regal sigil]

i need a paper about that done by a mathematician

i will not understand but i will accept the result

[tight pike]

But the amount of branches makes this chance so unlikely, that quantum tunneling would be millions, billions if not trillions of times more common

[unborn cliff]

drspectred get on it

[rocky delta]

going hard on this challenge run xd https://i.imgur.com/jYXohit.jpeg

[regal sigil]

is he a mathematician

[tame sluice]

The humble ouija after I hit bean troubadour burglar and serpent in the same round

[frank grove]

he has a phd in maths iirc

[regal sigil]

oh

then i believe

[tame sluice]

Professor doc is a mathematician Iirc

[tight pike]

I am doing a degree in math, chemistry, biology and quantum physics

[tame sluice]

Yoooo u can help me do grade 10 organic chemistry

[tight pike]

I fucking hate quantum physics

[regal sigil]

im doing a degree on physics too

[tame sluice]

❤️ ❤️

[regal sigil]

everybody hates it

[tight pike]

The only part of physics I like is about how light behaves

[regal sigil]

i dont fuck with quantum physics

newton was right

[regal sigil]

wdym exactly

thats how quantum physics was born lol

[tight pike]

I don't mean photons specifically just like if light hits mirror 1 where on wall 2 would the light end up

[regal sigil]

ohh

i like that stuff

i personally like most part of classical physics

[tight pike]

I am more about Biology and Chemistry

And math but that shit is easy

[regal sigil]

in quantum we just calculate the probability of some shit i dont even care about it

cool the probability of this quantum state is bla bla

who cares

[regal sigil]

math is really hard i think

[tight pike]

I also get quantum chemistry, fuck that shit

I wanna do toxicology

[frank grove]

there is that github project that is a seed searcher for bal i wonder if it has the required info to see if there are any basically impossible seeds

[glad sequoia]

Poly campfire looks sick

[regal sigil]

interesting

[regal sigil]

the thing is

there is no way for you to find that out

theoretically maybe but preactically no

[tight pike]

That will 100% remain as project

[frank grove]

it has like nextTarot, planet, spec, joker, shop instances and stuff

[tight pike]

No computer could run that many simulations

[regal sigil]

yeah but the thing about math is

although im not an expert

[tight pike]

Each balatro run has quintillions if not more branches

[calm furnace]

we have photochad at home

[regal sigil]

if there is will there is a way

[tight pike]

Each branch has an individual chance of beating the game

[regal sigil]

believe in god

math suggests

[tight pike]

If god existed he wouldn't have made shit so expensive nowadays

[glad sequoia]

Guess I'm doing spensive build

[spark kernel]

Wheel of fortune is not a 1/4 chance to hit

[low fog]

merry christmas! i REALLY need the voucher

[tight pike]

Correct, it has been decided before you use it

[low fog]

and i'm looking for a different run anyways

[spark kernel]

The answer being

[tight pike]

I believe it's in an order of using them

Regardless of which one's you use it's the x-th number of WoF you use

[regal sigil]

its not fair roy you know math and comp science

you should be banned from this game

we just play like monkeys and you think about sht like this

[royal bobcat]

I think some sentences should be banned by the automod

[tight pike]

Balatro already changes it's code to f with my brain

[proper cape]

Guys what should i sell

I dont have any red seals on my kings yet cuz bad spectrals

[royal bobcat]

"wheel isn't a 1/4", or "obelisk is bad" or "high card is good"

All of these should be rewarded with an all-paid trip to the gulag

[regal sigil]

high card is good tho

[royal bobcat]

No it's not

[regal sigil]

lol

[proper cape]

High card is kinda good tho

[quartz ember]

invis or dna

[royal bobcat]

The gulag is going to be full very fast

[tight pike]

I don't think obelisk is bad, I just hate using it

[quartz ember]

prolly dna since you have nothing to copy

[neat ore]

Is obelisk a bad joker!??!

[royal bobcat]

No

[proper cape]

Yeah but when i get a red seal im gonna need to copy that

I can also get deaths from my purple seals tho

[regal sigil]

sell the money joker

[proper cape]

Hell nah😭

[regal sigil]

you already have 425 in your bank

share some lovin

wait its 152 nvm

[neat ore]

Sell indivisible joker

Since it's active

[proper cape]

Yeah i had like 400 but spent it all rerolling

[proper cape]

Its not

0/2

[royal bobcat]

That has to be the worst advice I've ever seen

[neat ore]

Sell rebate

[proper cape]

Shouldve rerolled less

[regal sigil]

lmao

[royal bobcat]

And I don't even play endless

[regal sigil]

its just a philosophical thing

you wouldnt get it

[quartz ember]

yea you have 30 cards to convert, so you are gonna benefit from deaths much more

[proper cape]

I think im gonna sell dna

[proper cape]

Yeahh

This is my deck too so im gonna have a lot of deaths

[hollow ferry]

what am i seeing rn

[tight pike]

Ye, purple seal on a fucking steel and gold card!?

[hollow ferry]

i mean if it works it works

who are we to judge

[tight pike]

Red seal would quite literally be 4x as efficient

[regal sigil]

its on all of em so it makes sense

[hollow ferry]

they didnt get it tho

[tight pike]

As judging by him having so many kings it's def a baron or triboulet run

[hollow ferry]

baron run

[fringe crest]

hot take purple seal is better than red seal

[calm furnace]

flush is so bad man i just keep winning

[regal sigil]

thats waht ive been sayin

[hollow ferry]

i mean

yes and no

[royal bobcat]

That's not surprising

[calm furnace]

blue > purple/red > gold

situational

[fringe crest]

blue is the best for gold stake

[hollow ferry]

red seal is obv stronger for scoring but purple is how you can have your deck allow for that scoring

[glad sequoia]

Money money money money

[royal bobcat]

Red adds nothing by itself

Therefore it's the seal I want to see the least often

[calm furnace]

purple has more general use than red seal

[fringe crest]

theres some builds it does help wuth

[regal sigil]

only cryptid baron runners like red seal

and we dont like them

[calm furnace]

purple aids deck fixing, builds econ and generates value

[royal bobcat]

That doesn't contradict what I said

[calm furnace]

red only helps with on score effects and occsional red seal gold cards

[frank grove]

what if you could put a mini red seal on the blue seal

[proper cape]

Yeah i have not recieved that

[calm furnace]

but lets say im doing an AJ/Bloodstone/Idol run, i pick early purple seal over early red seal

[fringe crest]

purple seal is a little luck dependant tho

[royal bobcat]

Blue and purple I always wanna see

[proper cape]

Its way better

[calm furnace]

so is cartonamcner and vagabond

[royal bobcat]

Red half the time is cryptidslop

Gold is mid

[regal sigil]

truee

[tight pike]

Gets 28 hanged man cards

[royal bobcat]

But mid is something

[glad sequoia]

A red seal is a red seal, but a purple seal could be anything!

[royal bobcat]

Makes chad even better

[fringe crest]

gold isnt bad

[calm furnace]

even if you get an undesired tarot you can use it to block tarots from packs and shops

[dire gazelle]

guys, i saw this on a video, do u know what mod does that?

[royal bobcat]

It isn't

[glass mountain]

fosho i want to explode into 12 poly blueprints 11 holo brainstorms 10 enhanced aces 9 ectoplasms 80000000 hex's 7 copies balatro 600 aces 500 purple sealed 2's 40 gros michels 3 cavendishes 2 mega standard packs and lastly

1

[frank grove]

its called JokerDisplay iirc

[glass mountain]

balatrillion dollars

[modern panther]

Doesn't this just pay for itself immediately, and then give me a dollar of profit every round?

[wintry ice]

i'd say gold seals are better than red seals generally

[fringe crest]

gold is the worst seal though

[calm furnace]

gold is good, i like it on stone cards a lot

[dire gazelle]

ty

[wintry ice]

they give immediate value

[fringe crest]

depends

[regal sigil]

yeah

[tight pike]

Ultrakill

[fringe crest]

everything is dependant

[calm furnace]

gold seal without retrigger is worth as much as a gold card

and gold cards are SSSS tier

[regal sigil]

woooow

[fringe crest]

gold cards can carry econ on their own

[regal sigil]

almost had a nl moment there

[hollow ferry]

conclusion: open every single spectral pack in hopes of finding a good seal!

[calm furnace]

yeah and gold seals are scored gold cards in someway

[wintry ice]

which is why i said generally

[royal bobcat]

No they're better than reds

[calm furnace]

no seal is bad tbh

[wintry ice]

red seals mainly aid with economy and emergency scoring in most runs

[royal bobcat]

Red seals are unreliable even when good

So like whatever

[calm furnace]

sometimes red seals clutch

[royal bobcat]

If you rely on red seals for winning I'll be betting against u

Nothing personal

[calm furnace]

a red steel can clutch if you lacking xMult

[wintry ice]

red seal glass is good but risky

[fringe crest]

well id always put gold on red seal i dont use red seal for scoring much

[wintry ice]

it's an emergency red button

[tranquil locust]

this is right position?

[royal bobcat]

I play on ghost deck so I use deja Vu as emergency scoring, but that's cuz I can use it whenever I want

[wintry ice]

yea so their usage ends up being similar to gold seals

[hollow ferry]

i mean as long as you can print more with dna you should be fine

[calm furnace]

the issue is using dna

[wintry ice]

dna is a rare joker

[fringe crest]

i only use dna is if i have a copy card

[modern panther]

I think I have something going here...

[fringe crest]

in some of my runs i dont even find rare jokers

[wintry ice]

you shouldn't treat it as if it was always readily avialable

[regal sigil]

i heard yeah either mime or baron needs to be 2 or 3 for the highest score

[wintry ice]

this is a roguelike game after all

[regal sigil]

thats one way to do it

[fringe crest]

hot take

the 2nd best joker (behind lusty) is vagabond

[royal bobcat]

That's just wrong

[wintry ice]

putting vagabond in the top 10 is a hot take

but he is great

[tranquil locust]

maybe i was gonna do naneinf boys

[pliant jewel]

there's so many things wrong with that sentence

[fringe crest]

i love vagabond

[hollow ferry]

lowk forgot what vagabond even is 🥹

[tranquil locust]

praying for that

[royal bobcat]

So do I

[calm furnace]

eternal rental vagabond is top 5

[tight pike]

Give tarot card when broke

[wintry ice]

free tarots if you're broke

[hollow ferry]

bro

[fringe crest]

i never take eternal rental

[hollow ferry]

lets be real

[royal bobcat]

In fact I have never lost an early vaga run, but I've passed way more vagabonds than runs I've won with em

[calm furnace]

fun hater

[hollow ferry]

vagabond is not that good ngl

especially not top 2

[regal sigil]

vagabond sucks

[calm furnace]

i love eternal rentals

[regal sigil]

objectively sucks

[hollow ferry]

you cant have any good economy with it

[frank grove]

eternal rental trading card my GOAT

[fringe crest]

i took a nat neg rental eternal gluttoneous joker in a good run and loss one time

[royal bobcat]

[wintry ice]

"objectively" according to what measure?

[calm furnace]

yeah thats on you

[wintry ice]

does he actively hinder you?

[calm furnace]

you dont take weak eternal rentals

[fringe crest]

yes you do

[wintry ice]

no, he does not

[royal bobcat]

Okay but why'd u take it

[fringe crest]

its a power statement

[wintry ice]

the gold and lucky cards he provides makes up for the interest lost

[hollow ferry]

kind of?
you have to be broke to even get any use from it

[royal bobcat]

That's crazy

[regal sigil]

to me

the god

[royal bobcat]

I'm losing my shit

[calm furnace]

it costs money to deck fix

[fringe crest]

why

[calm furnace]

so its the same shit

[royal bobcat]

This is ragebait

[wintry ice]

and you're encouraged to use all of your resources in the lategame anyways

[pliant jewel]

hope you find it!

[royal bobcat]

I flushed already

It's gone

[pliant jewel]

:c

[obsidian patrol]

all im saying is that ive never lost a vagabond gold stake run

[wintry ice]

is this ragebait or

[fringe crest]

i try to find a temperance asap with vagabond so that way if i ever find a good joker i can use temp and buy it

[calm furnace]

getting flush five online on ante 2 thanks to early vagabong feels better than anything

[pliant jewel]

vagabond doesn't kill your economy, vagabond IS the economy

[wintry ice]

i only lost when i forgot to go under 5$ to get tarots

[karmic garnet]

Is wheel of fortune really 1/4

[regal sigil]

wut

it was just a joke man

[royal bobcat]

Yes

[pliant jewel]

yes

[fringe crest]

yes

[royal bobcat]

Geez

[karmic garnet]

There's no way

[wintry ice]

so basically yes

[royal bobcat]

Can we stop asking this question

[regal sigil]

whatever

[fringe crest]

fun fact theres a 14% chance you can miss wheel 7 times in a row

[pliant jewel]

probabilities, baby!

[obsidian patrol]

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

[hallow zenith]

Chat check this out

[obsidian patrol]

wrong chat

[wintry ice]

i don't use wheel enough to feel much of a deviation

[hallow zenith]

What am I picking

[wintry ice]

chad

[calm furnace]

i love wheel

[hallow zenith]

Bet thanks

[calm furnace]

foil jokers are peak

[wintry ice]

showman needs a lot of money to help you

[hollow ferry]

looks inside

[fringe crest]

you ALWAYS and i mean ALWAYS take wheel

[royal bobcat]

Showman makes me cry of anger every time I see kt

[hallow zenith]

Niche reference

[wintry ice]

they should call showman hack and hack showman

[calm furnace]

not really, only when i have money to burn

or the tarot pack was shit

[royal bobcat]

I can't even keep it to block it from the shop

It's so bad

[fringe crest]

ok if you guys dont like vagabond whos your #1

[calm furnace]

campfire

[wintry ice]

rebate, cavendish and yorick are contenders

[pliant jewel]

not for the balatro community
it has its own >looks inside joke

[royal bobcat]

Rebate

[fringe crest]

i got campfire to 26x in a gold stake run

[regal sigil]

[royal bobcat]

Rebate first cav second blueprint third

[hollow ferry]

can I be real when is wheel even useful

[glad sequoia]

Pay to win

[calm furnace]

its so peak

[hollow ferry]

oh man my internet died

[fringe crest]

this is a horrible take

[pliant jewel]

when the tarot pack sucks and there's nothing else useful in it

[regal sigil]

every take i have is terrible i guess

[hallow zenith]

Uh I did double tag on rare skip what do I do

[calm furnace]

sell chad for red

[fringe crest]

showman has the greatest synergy ever and you guys dont know ab it

canvendish

[hollow ferry]

yeah but even then youre getting or it actually hits
but even if it does hit its not making an impact at all

[pliant jewel]

sometimes it does

[fringe crest]

yes it is

[hallow zenith]

Great idea 😐

[wintry ice]

you could take red card and pivot to mult

[calm furnace]

red card + wee got you covered

[hallow zenith]

On plasma??

[wintry ice]

with how fast midas vamp and red card scale

yes

[hallow zenith]

But what should I pivot to, face cards or 2s

[pliant jewel]

i mean

it's white stake

[calm furnace]

face pairs

[wintry ice]

this is plasma

[hallow zenith]

Then why do I need wee

[calm furnace]

so vamp scales 0.2x per hand

[wintry ice]

so you have to go for one or the other

[pliant jewel]

if you're not going endless wee joker easily beats ante 8 plasma white stake

[calm furnace]

ohh

plasma

my bad

[hallow zenith]

Dumbahh

[wintry ice]

either route works

[hallow zenith]

💔✌️

[glass mountain]

[wintry ice]

red card midas vamp sounds like the funniest route so

[calm furnace]

well cant scale vamp and wee in same hand

unless you can 2pair

[hallow zenith]

Yeah let's do it for the funny

[royal bobcat]

I'm losing it

[hallow zenith]

Or full house if I start building towards it

[calm furnace]

dont its a bad hand that is not worth investing

[hallow zenith]

But what am I taking red card for

[royal bobcat]

The humble pareidolia

[pliant jewel]

can't believe the vampire is making your wee smaller than it could be

[calm furnace]

+mult that gets multiplied

[calm furnace]

vampires sucking on the wee

[hallow zenith]

Twin

[royal bobcat]

It sucks blood

[hallow zenith]

What am I selling it for

[wintry ice]

3oak is more consistent

but yea

[calm furnace]

chad is not doing more for you there

[hollow ferry]

chad needs to go

[royal bobcat]

Less blood = smaller wee

[hallow zenith]

NO 😔😧

Not my goat

[pliant jewel]

your goat

[median dock]

I think it's wraps

[pliant jewel]

is WASHED!!!

[hallow zenith]

NO DONT SAY THAT 😔

[hallow zenith]

Ggs :((

[calm furnace]

chad is useless with vampire

[median dock]

o7

[hallow zenith]

Did you lose?

[calm furnace]

what makes chad good is retriggering glass and lucky cards

[hallow zenith]

Don't I wanna scale my wee?

[hollow ferry]

the extra 20 chips from retriggering a king are worth it trust

[regal sigil]

i never use glass cards

too scary

[hallow zenith]

Real.

[untold onyx]

I can't believe the pair spam deck failed me

I had an engine of stencil, burnt joker and brainstorm

Pairs were reaching level 50

[regal sigil]

holy

[hallow zenith]

Holy shit

[calm furnace]

should have played flush there

[regal sigil]

how did you lose this then

[frank grove]

taking stencil probably

[calm furnace]

one senctil?

[untold onyx]

I didn't calculate how much the flint would dehydrate my pairs

[regal sigil]

ggs

[tranquil locust]

RANDOM SEED NANEINF LETS GOOOO

[regal sigil]

daaaamn

[untold onyx]

I had some glass but I thought I could make it without it

[regal sigil]

wp

[calm furnace]

nuh uh stenci is goated

[hallow zenith]

Ggs

[hollow ferry]

now give us the seed…

[untold onyx]

Stencil is the sole reason this run worked

[tranquil locust]

wait till im lose bro

[untold onyx]

God I hate nebula Deck (skill issue haver)

[tranquil locust]

I don't think I can beat Ante 32.

without dna and one more copy joker

[hallow zenith]

HOLY SHIT

What am I changing ts for

[untold onyx]

Steciling it up as God intended

[tranquil locust]

i need like negative dna and its not gonna happend

[hallow zenith]

Oops ass joker order

[wintry ice]

wee for the full xmult pivot

[calm furnace]

i once had a run with 5 poly stencils it was so peak

[wintry ice]

also put midas on the right of vampire when you don't need the scaling so that you can keep the gold cards

[proper cape]

Ecto didnt show up im so done bruh

[hollow ferry]

i really dont think you need your econ joker anymore

[proper cape]

I think so too yeah

Should i take invis or showman tho?

[tranquil locust]

if you're not in a hurry, a showman is better

but if you need an upgrade right now, then invis

[hallow zenith]

WHAT IS UP WITH MY SEEDS

[hollow ferry]

round 2 ante 2

must have been some skips

[hallow zenith]

I HAD A SEED EARLIER TODAY LOOK AT TS

[modern panther]

Well... there's the xmult i need...

[hallow zenith]

Investment tag

[brave goblet]

[tranquil locust]

my game crashed after naneinf XD

[brave goblet]

Trading card canio 🔥

[hallow zenith]

It's so peak 🥹

[wintry ice]

here win ass screen

[tranquil locust]

funny

[wintry ice]

no way it's

[hallow zenith]

Oh I did win, I got e26 with it, my highscore

[proper cape]

Oki thanks

[tranquil locust]

my game crashes when I try to play a hand, what should I do? I can't finish the run

[bleak hemlock]

dont even ask lmao

[hallow zenith]

LMAO

the bulwark build

[bleak hemlock]

i might somehow beat ante 8

[hallow zenith]

How many chips is stone at

[bleak hemlock]

💀

[hallow zenith]

LMAO

[bleak hemlock]

150 but my pair is a level 36

[tight pike]

Mods are fucking it up

[hallow zenith]

HOLY SHIT

What ante

[tranquil locust]

ok

[bleak hemlock]

8

[hallow zenith]

Yeah you beating prob

[bleak hemlock]

💀 duo duo

[tight pike]

Or atleast mods are conflicting with eachother

[tranquil locust]

I turned off all the mods, but it still crashes

[tight pike]

What are you using to install mods?

[tranquil locust]

steammodded

[hallow zenith]

HOLY FUCK

[tight pike]

Just get the mod manager

[bleak hemlock]

🫡

[hallow zenith]

Ggs

[tight pike]

It saves a LOT of trouble

[bleak hemlock]

done lmaoooo

that was the most gold stake run ever 💀

[hallow zenith]

YEAHH 🗣️🗣️

[wintry ice]

doible burnt is funny

[bleak hemlock]

not as funny as double duo

[tranquil locust]

i delete all mods

and still crashed

[tight pike]

Uninstall balatro and install it again and look for IMM in #1209506514763522108 and follow the installing steps

[hallow zenith]

Double trib ante 3 unseeded

😭😭

[calm furnace]

EZ WINJ

[modern panther]

I JUST need a Benus...

[hallow zenith]

Uh I think I js about beat it

[royal ore]

just drew a flush five and decided to play 3oak

[calm furnace]

erosion so goated

[frank grove]

just ran this seed beat vv in one hand, gg

stencil sucks .. im a stencil hater all the way

[tight pike]

Randomized Balatro is so stupid and I love it

[tight pike]

It aint even that good, maybe with other negative mult stackers

[last path]

green deck gold stake win. when you're desperate enough to take an eternal throwback early, anything is possible

[calm furnace]

OH FUCK NO

[hollow ferry]

the blue joker beckons you closer…

[calm furnace]

i wanted to scale erosion more

[wary flicker]

bro hates on

blueprint

wait I got a fourth one

[royal ore]

shoutout to walkie talkie

[wary flicker]

no

[royal ore]

very good common joker

[last path]

how cooked would you be if you sold blackboard

[calm furnace]

where the hung men at

[calm furnace]

not very

[wary flicker]

🤚

[calm furnace]

i would need to 3-4 shot

instead of one shotting

[hollow ferry]

thats pretty dangerous

[floral lagoon]

i present a bs polychrome wheel hit that happened

[untold onyx]

Gg

[calm furnace]

this this is my score without bb

wait

played the wrong hand

[calm furnace]

around 70

[proper cape]

I got the ox coming for me so im spending all my money now

Should i sell a blueprint to get a rebate?

[wintry ice]

no

[calm furnace]

too easy

[wary flicker]

stuntman my goat chips joker

[wintry ice]

baseball would be quite awesome here

[calm furnace]

it just wins runs

[modern panther]

Bro! Priestess gave me the exact same planets twice in a fucking row!

[proper cape]

Why not

[calm furnace]

erosion is so gooooooood

[wary flicker]

it can be so good

but

[calm furnace]

you get neptune GG

[wary flicker]

it can also stink

[tight pike]

If you deck build yes

On abandoned deck it just sucks

Cuz you only start with 40

[calm furnace]

yeah

dumb me thought abandoned starts with scaled erosion 😭

[tight pike]

That'd be broken

[tranquil locust]

185U47BZ naneinf seed

[tight pike]

Starting with +48 mult

[calm furnace]

lmao

[tight pike]

#1156061354076155944

[modern panther]

Just play pairs 5head

I love Supernova for the same reason I dislike Obelisk: I only ever play my most-played hand

[median dock]

I accidentally rerolled blueprint joker 😭

[wintry ice]

you should get the funds for boss rerolling from mime and you don't have space for more blueprints

[modern panther]

No offense to Obelisk lovers - it's a decent joker. But it's just not for me

[wary flicker]

real but in certain scenarios obelisk can go hand in hand with that

if you abuse two pair to be played 30 times

then you just pair and hc

cause you wont get there till the end of the urn

[hollow ferry]

just close the game and load it again

[cursive lion]

do you listen to ween

[hollow ferry]

whos ween

[cursive lion]

smh...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween

[wintry ice]

peak the videogame

[tight pike]

See, this person understands

[hollow ferry]

what songs do you recommend?

[tight pike]

I thought your pfp was a weird invisigal

[hollow ferry]

?????

[wary flicker]

lmfoa

[tight pike]

Invisigal, from dispatch

[wintry ice]

the

[cursive lion]

in general: quebec or the mollusk
want an introduction to their early and latter work: chocolate and cheese
beatles fan: white pepper
country fan: 12 golden country greats
noise rock/pop fan: pure guava
metal fan: godweensatan

[median dock]

The blind didn't even make me lose bro I just had terrible cards

[hollow ferry]

this instrumental is so good 🥹

(the mollusk)

[cursive lion]

hells yeah thats my favourite album of all time

got me into music

[tight pike]

I can tell by the 200 discarded cards

[proper cape]

ISTG I LISTENED TO WEEN THE WHOLE DAY TODAY I LOVE THE MOLUSK SM

[hollow ferry]

i lowk like more fast paced music but this feels so relaxing

[modern panther]

THIS COULD BE THE RUN

I just need sock and d.cut, and I should be good for my first gold stake

[cursive lion]

they got more fast paced stuff its more on their older works since tbf gene and dean started the band in junior high and the debut was when they were nineteen

[atomic trout]

Nooooooooooo

[hollow ferry]

“flippity, flap flap” 💔🥹

[cursive lion]

◻️🫑

[serene forge]

steak