🕹・game-discussion

[steep iron]

yellow

[fallow fog]

yellow green and ghost are the only ones who can buy a nat blueprint or brainstorm in the shop

[steep iron]

ghost probably too

because easier access to ecto

[fallow fog]

maybe magic but ull be crazy to sell both fools js for the interest

[merry wren]

should i sell baron for a blueprint

or dna

[fallow fog]

sell baron

[merry wren]

i see thank you

[fallow fog]

then find another bp/bs for showman

[merry wren]

i’m trying to naninf

[fallow fog]

ah

then keep the DNA until u can find a burglar

[merry wren]

i’ll sell dna for bungalar

[fallow fog]

but alw sell baron cause the bp can copy dna

[merry wren]

yeah tysm

[fallow fog]

if im not wrong u need four copy effects for naninf

hows the voucher situation looking

[tepid skiff]

just make sure u do this at atleast ante 25 or u will beat the blind to quickly before u can play ur naneinf hand

[merry wren]

oh yes thanks for the heads up

[merry wren]

i don’t have a mime yet what should i sell when i get one

[tepid skiff]

u have this but instead of a baron u have a blueprint right ???

[merry wren]

yes that’s right

[merry wren]

not good lol

[tepid skiff]

probably just showman

[merry wren]

ante 14 i have reroll and paintbrush but i’m banking on voucher skips and my god awful luck for that

[merry wren]

i see

[merry wren]

and do i take a second ecto in any universe

[tepid skiff]

hmm

well u need three vouchers pallete, antimatter and retcon

[merry wren]

yeah i don’t even have blank yet

idk i don’t mind this run dying it’s just fun :P

i’m pretty low on money too cos no mime

[tepid skiff]

ok but something u can do is maybe buy and sell colas instead of the showman since its not doing anything and eventually taking a voucher skip

[idle haven]

I hate this fucking game

[tepid skiff]

go complain to spamton

[idle haven]

No i blame him for this

[merry wren]

hmm that is valid i’d just hate to miss on the infinitesimal chance of getting another copy even when i have no mike

but yeah you’re right

ty :)

[tepid skiff]

he will teach u how to be a bigshot some day

[mossy finch]

guess the highest chips that i can score

[tepid skiff]

2

[neat ore]

Ya know what guys

[mossy finch]

i.8 mil

[mossy finch]

1.8 mil

[neat ore]

I'm feeling like one American inventor that got told its impossible to naneif with base mult or chips but don't worry guys

[tepid skiff]

proof

[neat ore]

I'll show that it's indeed possible

[merry wren]

800 mil idk

[idle haven]

6 or 7

[mossy finch]

hmm let me record myself

[merry wren]

a bazillion ox’s and bootstraps should do it with a gazillion dollars

[neat ore]

You forgot about other jokers

[merry wren]

they don’t matter to me

only the cowboy build matters

[neat ore]

We have red card, flash card, mystic summet and of course we got erosion

[idle haven]

Sell everything reroll for 8 ball

[merry wren]

can’t believe i forgot erosion though i’m a fraud

[neat ore]

Trust me one day

I'll be the one to naneif with base mult/chips only

Dr spectard and roffle will make videos about me

I'll be nominated for streamer of the year

[mossy finch]

ooo

[neat ore]

And I'll collaborate with the burnt peanut

[idle haven]

I wonder how roffle rages

After my 700 hours on balatro I still refuse to do anything but win the first round in one flush hand

If I don't do it i restart

[merry wren]

Will you include planets in the run when that day inevitably comes

[winter whale]

14

maybe 15

[merry wren]

I found the mime lol what do I sell now

Probably showman right (one baron has become a blueprint)

[idle haven]

Happy birthday everyone

[neat ore]

Yeah planets are allowed ofc but as I was saying. John balatro himself will come to my house and congratulate me he will give me free access to his fridge and give me a pack of cigarettes and a piece of bubblegum

[merry wren]

No no it’s merry birthday

[neat ore]

I will have statues to honor my existence

[mossy finch]

imagine if i get idol and triboulet

[lunar zealot]

Ello ello

[merry wren]

looks inside fridge
photo of a chad
oh no it’s a mirror

[winter whale]

merry easter!

[lunar zealot]

what the fuck

[idle haven]

Happy halloween

[neat ore]

I wonder what is inside john balatros fridge

[merry wren]

Probably you after the base mult and chips naneinf

[neat ore]

Will John balatro see me as a god

After I'll do that

[merry wren]

This kind of thinking isn’t sustainable man

Motivation should come from inside

You should look inside

Insert photochad meme

[neat ore]

Why not?

[lunar zealot]

sustainable man sounds like a superhero made by the most nerdy virtue signaller climate activist ever

[neat ore]

Wait

[merry wren]

Lmao

[neat ore]

Lemme use ask jeeves for something

[lunar zealot]

But anyway back to balatro

[merry wren]

What would his arch nemesis be

[neat ore]

Who's?

[lunar zealot]

still wild to me that people TO THIS DAY still overglaze baron and talk shit about obelisk lmfao

[merry wren]

Sustainable man ofc

[vague sequoia]

Why does yo shit jiggle so much

[lunar zealot]

literally it has been almost 2 years since balatro came out at this point

[neat ore]

Stuntman

[merry wren]

I will not stand for obelisk hate

[neat ore]

Baron mime build??!?!

[merry wren]

Why do we use ai when we have such gems amongst us

Why do people hate odd Todd though

[neat ore]

Do you think odd Todd and even Steven are together?

[lunar zealot]

Todd is fine

[merry wren]

I think they’re mortal enemies

[lunar zealot]

i have not seen a single person think todd is bad

My only opinion on todd is that it was my last joker for c++

[merry wren]

I have and they’re always the people who glaze baron

[neat ore]

Really? I dunno I think they would be together

[merry wren]

I see where you come from but in my head they’re just two guys fighting for third place idk

[slate rampart]

what do i do here

[lunar zealot]

what are you trying to find lol

because baron ain't it

[stoic root]

finally beat yellow deck for the first time

[merry wren]

Reroll and try to find a copy joker

[slate rampart]

probably a second copier

[lunar zealot]

The way this is going you're far too late

[lunar zealot]

No

dna

then burglar

[slate rampart]

when should i start making steels

[lunar zealot]

As it stands you are too late

probably

i don't know if it's possible to dupe enough before a32

Do you even have retcon yet

[slate rampart]

ýe

yes

retcon and canvas

with 1 ecto

[merry wren]

What the hell is that joker size

[slate rampart]

idk

using brainstorm cuz im a dum dum

[acoustic kettle]

Walkie talkie

[slate rampart]

perkeo did hella work

[merry wren]

No that’s fine but if I am reading correctly I see 8/Bil

[slate rampart]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

you had perkeo???

[slate rampart]

brainstorm the mod

[merry wren]

Oh

My bad ty

[acoustic kettle]

Why sell the perkeler

[slate rampart]

hunting for a cryptid suck

i gave up

[lunar zealot]

Best option if you have it lol

[slate rampart]

so best course of action is to keep rolling for blueprint

right

[merry wren]

I play on Apple Arcade version and I can’t use any mods 😞

[slate rampart]

and start making steels

i tried serpent and its already hitting e55

with gold

[glad scroll]

Bwaaaa

[slate rampart]

so i think i have a live run

maybe

[lunar zealot]

I asked you previously

can you dupe enough kings before a32

[slate rampart]

uhh

maybe...?

[lunar zealot]

hell can you make enough steels before a24

[slate rampart]

hopefully

[lunar zealot]

That's not a yes

[merry wren]

Finding dna will also prolly take some time too

[mossy finch]

will the flush five set money to zero?

[merry wren]

It won’t

[slate rampart]

so i just pass on this

right

and start to find either dna or blooprint

[lunar zealot]

Take baron over showman specifically so you can rare block

[mossy finch]

fr?

[slate rampart]

aight

[lunar zealot]

Having showman means it's harder to find dna

[slate rampart]

wait dont that mean i cant find another bp

[lunar zealot]

Burglar naneinf is a very specific order

[merry wren]

Yeah cos flush five isn’t a flush. Because it doesn’t say contains a flush

[lunar zealot]

scoring - dna - burglar - copy jokers

[slate rampart]

aight

[lunar zealot]

do you have antimatter

[slate rampart]

got it

not yet

but i have blank

[mossy finch]

alright

[lunar zealot]

find a voucher skip or something

with sodas

[mossy finch]

thanks

[slate rampart]

bingo

[mossy finch]

looks very random

[merry wren]

could’ve been a blueprint or brainstorm had you not sold showman /s

[slate rampart]

should i search for burglar after ante 24

or something

rn with dna its steadily e78

[shell dagger]

yes

[calm furnace]

another day of thanking god for making based woke and jupiter pilled

[shell dagger]

but you need to replace 2 of those barons

[slate rampart]

nice cant even get double tag value

[merry wren]

eh you have pretty low amount of copy jokers. will you be able to copy enough? you don’t have steel too right

[slate rampart]

now i have

[merry wren]

i see

take the voucher skip

[merry wren]

you’re missing antimatter right? hopefully you get that after voucher skip and get space for showboi

[calm furnace]

the more i play anaglyph the more i like it

[slate rampart]

fuck

[merry wren]

it’s alr one step closer to antimatter :)

[slate rampart]

its vessel

and theres a juggle tag

i think this is heavenly mandated holy shit

[merry wren]

are you able to score enough for the blinds with steel

[slate rampart]

not sure

i dont have calc installed

[merry wren]

you have optimal joker placement right

[slate rampart]

but again

juggle tag

is optimal

one on mime one on baron

rn

[merry wren]

okie

if you can’t score enough then you have to take juggle tag

good that you’re not losing any double tags for it

[slate rampart]

i was gonna take it regardless

[mossy finch]

bruh dna and blueprint on the same shop 😭

[slate rampart]

FUCK

i think i messed up

shouldve deathed those golds just in case

[merry wren]

why do you still have riff raff

[merry wren]

uh oh

[slate rampart]

welp

giga throw

gg

[merry wren]

experience gained right? (coping)

[slate rampart]

FUUUUUUUUUCK

[mossy finch]

sold it

[merry wren]

take gift card for the temp value if you’re good on scoring

[mossy finch]

i was looking for a photo and a chad

[merry wren]

ahh okay

[merry wren]

actually nvm you have a lot of glass i forgor

[mossy finch]

k

[slate rampart]

is there a mod that reverses time

like unplay a hand

[mossy finch]

is the hologram better than glass guy?

[regal sigil]

does this not work i felt like only one of the blueprints worked

[mossy finch]

is it seeded?

[regal sigil]

no

[mossy finch]

70 bil

[acoustic kettle]

Luck based

[mossy finch]

e11

[acoustic kettle]

What in the photochad

[slate rampart]

same seed

different game

now

were online

redemption is imminent

the game is on

[neat ore]

Fun fact I'm actually a who from whoville

[pale wolf]

merry Christmas

[neat ore]

I wonder if John balatro will come out and tell us merry Christmas

And give us a free hot wheels

[mossy finch]

chat e14

this run was my Christmas present 😭

[proper turtle]

so guys, I'm proud to say that I have achieved c+ (out of all screenshots, I did not get the last win, smh )

that is ~220 hours of gameplay

[barren wigeon]

C++?

[proper turtle]

halfway there so maybe will do

[mossy finch]

thats 5% of drspectred playtime

[proper turtle]

can't even compare to him, arguably the best player out there

[mossy finch]

so true

[regal sigil]

my first time scoring this high playing flush

[mossy finch]

i found it!

now what should i sell

give suggestions

my deck-

sold the chad and got e18

[formal crater]

holy shit what a run

[regal sigil]

what is this

[formal crater]

cloverpit

similar game

[formal crater]

https://medal.tv/games/cloverpit/clips/lLC5ZVIeQXGEONA7s?invite=cr-MSx4eWMsNDUxMjgyOTMz&v=60

[inland temple]

i know i have 900 hours in this game

[shadow spruce]

hunting these last 3 jokers is lowkey putting me through a comical amount of stress

it's so annoying

[shadow spruce]

oh hey i saw you in unseenexplosion's chat last night

[inland temple]

I'm calling the number

[inland temple]

oh hi

[loud oxide]

Not sure- what to do here

I wanna copy the jacks

but idk if the +10 chips will do anything

[royal bobcat]

Copy the jacks so you can draw more of em and not lose to draws

Unless u have a buncha jacks

Then try getting a polychrome

[loud oxide]

Ok imma Copy le jacks

[royal bobcat]

Show ur deck

Pls

[warped moth]

Merry Christmas everyone 💜

[spring radish]

who wanna do 3v3 :3
#1226597231289827458 message

[royal bobcat]

Mewwy chwistmas Fytos

[heavy pier]

Jolly Jimbo

[wicked sable]

all i needed was a single mime

[tardy spade]

Natural polychrome canio on mobile

[shadow spruce]

oh my god

literally all i need is stone joker and i'll have c++

[barren wigeon]

ew flower pot

[shadow spruce]

i'm SOOOOOOO close

[jolly relic]

what

[barren wigeon]

do you know what joker stickers are

[jolly relic]

yeah i do but like

does c++ mean EVERY stake on every joker

or

only gold stake

[shadow spruce]

the latter

[jolly relic]

cause theres not that many jokers right

[barren wigeon]

gold stake automatically counts for every other stake

[jolly relic]

oh

[barren wigeon]

8 stakes, getting a stake gives you all the stakes below it

[shadow spruce]

@barren wigeon can you bless me with the stone joker appearance next run

🙏

[barren wigeon]

have one stone card in your deck and have a build that doesn't warrant stone joker at all

it'll work, trust

[shadow spruce]

i know what makes stone joker appear dude

give me your blessing

[barren wigeon]

uhh

go stone joker

ts

[shadow spruce]

thank you

[ocean yoke]

please X joker i need this

[fallow fog]

nah hes being sarcastic

its always when you dont need stone joker stone joker shows up

[silk tapir]

x6 Ricky and x3.6 Steel

[thorn dew]

hey

so I got my friend into balatro and he asked me for some tips to win his first run
Besides chips - +mult -xmult, that it's important to scale your planets and that you should be paying atention to tarot cards what other thing shopuld I give him that is not too specific so that he won't just destroy the game lol

oh and the other tip I gave him was MONEY

[wary flicker]

Yh think thats

The best beginner tip

Farm econ to 25$

[wary flicker]

Actually I recommend to play a playthrough with him

And guide him with your thought process

Its fun

I did it with my friend

[fallow fog]

i think this is an easy cruelty challenge win

[thorn dew]

I did this once and we got an ancient joker sock and buskin build going to the 45 bil

[wary flicker]

Yh nice

Exactly man I helped him get a higher score than mine lmao

With a trib chad photo sock

[thorn dew]

but I didn't think that was the best teaching run since he might've learned some bad lessons from it

idk

[wary flicker]

Eh

I think the sharing of thought processes is good

Or why you would do that

[thorn dew]

in that run he also did the most "never punished" shit ever

we had a foil to-do list wich was asking for a 4oak to give us money

he saw 3oak 7s and decided do discard the leveled up straight he had for a chance at the money

he got the 4th seven

next shop there is a fucking brainstorm

[jade arch]

Do editions trigger in a different order depending on the type of joker? Like, for example, if I have a holographic XMult joker, does the holographic trigger first? And if I have a polychrome +Mult joker, does the joker trigger first?

[thorn dew]

the edition always triggers last I think

[tardy spade]

The canio run from earlier is over

[tardy spade]

For jokers, holographic triggers first

[idle haven]

Ante 8 boss blind that destroys all cards played trust

[tardy spade]

Destroying cards is a good thing

Also ante 8 is meant to be the end so destroying played cards does nothing

[idle haven]

Yes but at one of the boss boss blinds you already have a build made where you need certain cards to win

[jade arch]

I hope I don't get the plant.

[tardy spade]

But it only destroys after playing, where you've already played them

[wary flicker]

fair enough but youll get that with further runs

just takes time and experience lol

[idle haven]

Boss blind that destroys a random joker every hand played

[wary flicker]

Rate flowerpot splash synergy

actually insane I never thought Flower pot would carry a run for me lol (altho hologram obv helped as well)

[wary flicker]

thats insanely hard tho

[idle haven]

What if I dont want to

[wary flicker]

fuck you then

xd

[wary flicker]

lol

[idle haven]

Exactly

[wary flicker]

harder than Violet Vessel

[idle haven]

Boss blind that destroys all consumables

[wary flicker]

so its bad

e

[neat ore]

John balatro told me that if I naneif with only flat mult then I own his soul

[calm epoch]

perkeo naneinf'ers biggest nightmare

[idle haven]

Boss blind that destroys every retriggered card

[wary flicker]

hmm

not bad to nerf chad but

[idle haven]

Boss blind that just says fuck you and deletes your save

Boss blind that replaces all your jokers each hand played with random jokers

Goes back to normal after beaten

Boss blind that just doxxes you

Boss blind that destroys a random joker if you play your most played hand

Boss blind that just shows you the king in yellow

[acoustic kettle]

I just woke up

Dreamt about balatro

[tacit oasis]

Keep holo or swap for photograph? Currently with holo I’m barely reaching

[obsidian patrol]

whats the boss blind

[tacit oasis]

One card selected

[obsidian patrol]

replace it

[acoustic kettle]

Cerulean balls

[tacit oasis]

Nice. I was barely making it with photochad but then I found a justice card that came in clutch to one shot the boss

7 to go for C+

[balmy ridge]

CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acoustic kettle]

You swapped them

It is the other way around

[balmy ridge]

true

[acoustic kettle]

Well include blue in the mental disorder

[balmy ridge]

truth nuke true true trvke super truth nova

[undone sierra]

It's all balanced until blue

[balmy ridge]

have you considered the possibility of a personal skill issue?

[undone sierra]

I'm on purple stake I just hate blue with passion

[tacit oasis]

I consider that part of my mental disorder

[idle haven]

Boss blind that blows your device up

[balmy ridge]

someone should mod that

[lunar zealot]

Why is it white stake o clock right now

[acoustic kettle]

Christmas

[idle haven]

Boss blind that turns on your camera

[balmy ridge]

baseball card sucks btw

[acoustic kettle]

Is very white

[balmy ridge]

and also yeah alot of people got balatro for christmas i think

multipleof my friends did

[lunar zealot]

Fuck you

[balmy ridge]

when?

[acoustic kettle]

[idle haven]

8 ball>baseball card

[undone sierra]

I call skill issue

[lunar zealot]

okay now that's just weird to say

[balmy ridge]

you said it

[balmy ridge]

try harder next time bud

[acoustic kettle]

Bbc is just observatory

[idle haven]

We need red seal jokers

[undone sierra]

[lunar zealot]

They're called retrigger jokers

[balmy ridge]

but with way less potential

[acoustic kettle]

Way more

[idle haven]

Nahhh but I want a retrigger without using up a joker slot

[lunar zealot]

baseball card is my favorite joker.
one of the best in the game too; for a multitude of reasons from an innocuous premise of 'uncommon jokers each give x1.5 mult'
it gives a build direction, whether it's taken early mid or late game - in a game where direction is almost everything, to have a joker that provides it and gives scoring that is more than adequate for its opportunity cost is an incredibly large boon, not even considering the implications of every uncommon giving x1.5 yet
making every uncommon x1.5 makes every uncommon viable; every uncommon no matter how esoteric gives xmult with bbc which allows for a surprising amount of strategy
'bad' uncommons like idol seance and showman, rather than being unusable on gold stake runs instead gain a second wind of giving x1.5 mult
xmult and +mult uncommons have additional note simply because x1.5 on top of the value they themselves already give is significant; retrigger jokers have inherent synergy as they are uncommon and strategies that tend to use them (wee, ancient joker, triboulet) can always make use of baseball card for more xmult; utility and econ uncommons also have note simply due to the fact that they would not provide scoring by themselves if not for bbc - cloud 9, shortcut, and so many more, because the amount of uncommons means you will almost never run out of options
and you don't necessarily have to only use uncommons in any given run; 2 alone give x2.25 mult which is more than see2, more than duo, more than ramen, and considering you in a typical run have a +mult joker, an econ joker and 1 or 2 xmult jokers, should at least 2 of those be uncommon that already justifies bbc's place on any given build - let alone 3 or even 4 uncommons giving x3.375 and x5.0625 mult respectively which would easily allow you to beat violet vessel in 1 hand; but even then a bbc run can and does beat violet vessel making its score ceiling more than adequate, as well as being resilient to most boss blinds
tl;dr bbc good

[lunar zealot]

blueprint

[balmy ridge]

tldr

[idle haven]

No one is reading allat

[tardy spade]

....

[acoustic kettle]

Text wall

[lunar zealot]

yeah because you're 12 fucking years old

[idle haven]

Without using up a joker slot

[balmy ridge]

@ mods spam!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acoustic kettle]

Text violet vessel

[balmy ridge]

bloating chat with bbcslop

[lunar zealot]

probably unbalanced if you could retrigger a joker

[acoustic kettle]

Negative blueprint

[idle haven]

Hey is spongebob okay btw

[barren wigeon]

apple pie

[lunar zealot]

I have no idea who you are

[idle haven]

I thought he was your cousin you fun sponge

[lunar zealot]

there it is

#theusualsuspects

[barren wigeon]

yeah you might be 12

[idle haven]

Im 16

[barren wigeon]

im pretty sure people say that referring to racism

[balmy ridge]

sponge bob new movie was good

[balmy ridge]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

i hate deltarune fans actually

[idle haven]

Believe me I do too

This is the worst fanbase ever

[barren wigeon]

thats like usually a racist term

[lunar zealot]

pot meet kettle

[idle haven]

Everyone is fucking corny as shit

[lunar zealot]

i mean you know me right

[barren wigeon]

...you're racist?

okay then

[lunar zealot]

ive BEEN using that hashtag

[idle haven]

Of course not silly do you see an f1 badge on him

[lunar zealot]

no connotations i just like it

[lunar zealot]

'him'

[idle haven]

I need to shut up I sound like a deltarune fan

[lunar zealot]

christ

[idle haven]

Mb mb mb mb mb mb her

[barren wigeon]

ugh balacord is corny rn

smh

✌️

[idle haven]

Balacord is usually not corny when im around

I just pulled an all nighter so things that seem funny to me are actuslly really corny and stupid

[shadow spruce]

"rn"

[unreal iron]

balacord

[steep iron]

nice

[balmy ridge]

thanks!!

[jolly relic]

im so doing an 8s build

evil stone purple seal only giving me tower

[willow plaza]

trying to unlock the joker that requires me to win without a flush. which deck is my best choice?

[jolly relic]

easiest is probably plasma js cause you can like yell at the blind and win

[willow plaza]

i havent unlocked plasma yet

i just beat black stake today

[jolly relic]

errmm

umm

idk

maybe painted

[willow plaza]

is it abandoned deck since i can build around straights

[jolly relic]

just play different hands

[jolly relic]

maybe

[wary flicker]

My fav strat

[regal sigil]

plasma is poison

[wary flicker]

I havent really played much o plasma

Tbh

Cool sound

[regal sigil]

i stopped playing the game because of plasma

tried to get naninf for 50 hours

[wary flicker]

what happened

[shadow spruce]

oh my god

[regal sigil]

then i was like i cant do this

tried to play with other decks again

it was so weird i stopped playing

[wary flicker]

is it the only gold sticker?

[wary flicker]

oh

[shadow spruce]

yes

[wary flicker]

holy

what ante are you

[shadow spruce]

words cannot describe my joy

excuse me while i beat blue deck white stake for the achievement to register

[wary flicker]

GOD

nice

[regal sigil]

how do we get the collection cars on steam

do you know

[neat ore]

What's a better combo than paradollia and business card??

Is baron and shoot the moon the best combo??

What about sly joker and the duo?

[slate rampart]

(87 cryptids)

is it time to send it

or should i wait

[shadow spruce]

YEP I GOT IT

i can finally put this game down

[willow plaza]

gg

whats the best deck for not playing a straight

[acoustic kettle]

I don't think it's enough

Idk

I'm not a nanlet

[slate rampart]

im gonna go 1 or 2 more ante

fuck it

i have 3 juggle tags

and 100 cryptids

probably enough

[acoustic kettle]

Just use calculator

[slate rampart]

are you fucking kidding me

i went to turn the talisman number down to normal e308

and then this happened

fucking great

i deleted talisman and then the save file got lost

[silk tapir]

4oak build

[slate rampart]

ok nvm

im back

[molten thicket]

fuck crimson heart fuck crimson heart fuck crimson heart

i hate this game

why did it pingpong between my photo and my chad

[wind cairn]

Christmas

[slate rampart]

im gonna consider this a naneinf

although the game fucking crashes

when i use the cryptids

[last bolt]

I think I'm gonna kill myself

[acoustic kettle]

Just use the calculator and see if you naneinfed

[slate rampart]

bruh

i have 100 cryptids

obviously it naneinfs

[acoustic kettle]

[frank grove]

it should be like almost e500 or smth

[acoustic kettle]

Depends on the hand levels

I think even level 1 naneinfs

[frank grove]

yeah

[tacit oasis]

This is why we need Balatro pay to win. Credit card in my wallet

[last bolt]

real

add microtransactions

[tacit oasis]

I’d pay the real 10 usd for that blueprint

[silk cobalt]

hhhhmmm which to sell for brainstorm lol

[last bolt]

sell chaos, trust

[silk cobalt]

Alr negative, still no place for brainstorm XD

[tacit oasis]

Scary face or hiker

Depending what you’re playing and what levels the hands are at

[eternal pumice]

[neat ore]

Your so gross Michael

[tranquil cedar]

balaro...

[south rain]

rentals

[tranquil cedar]

balatro got so popular renting became a real thing

[acoustic kettle]

That's crazy

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[willow plaza]

blueprint is better than brainstorm right

this is my situation

[fallow fog]

how tf do u win golden needle

[silk tapir]

x4.2 obelisk x4.4 const

+55 teller +41 bus

[hushed zodiac]

credit card in the planet pack

[raven knot]

How are Yall so good

[hushed zodiac]

the two eggs:

[acoustic kettle]

Jimbo

[lunar zealot]

can i schizopost real quick

[serene forge]

merry christmas

[lyric stump]

Merry Christmas to you too

[latent egret]

rebate

or faceless

or castle tbh

and you play straights

[shadow spruce]

merry crisis

[shadow spruce]

you get insanely lucky

[fallow fog]

i got rocket

i beat it

yk whats funny

[shadow spruce]

no joke 1 hand every round basically just boils down to rng

[fallow fog]

i did

i beat my second attempt

i bought out the whole shop

then opened the spectral pack and prayed for wraith

i got it

the steven and constellation were in shop, the rocket in jimbo pack and the trio from from the wraith

then i sold the credit card for family later on when my econ was set

im finally done bois

[maiden horizon]

Play pairs

[slender creek]

how it feels to play balatro on my computer instead of spending time with my family on christmas because i’m just a 42 year old kid

[maiden nebula]

Hey chat where do I put Balatro seed like, walkthrough thingies at? Because I made a PB record for a seed and I wanna share it heh

[tacit oasis]

Painted deck gold seal doesn’t give me joy

[lyric shore]

seed channel

[maiden nebula]

Thanks twin

[mossy finch]

sold the chad and got e18

[barren wigeon]

why are you copying sock

[mossy finch]

then what do you think is best, other than copying dna in first hand?

[barren wigeon]

oh theyre glass

then yeah sock would be favorable

carry on

[merry wren]

do i take the dna. i’m scoring like e45 and this ante req was e37 should i take the dna for more scoring instead of the showman or bank on getting another copy joker

[mossy finch]

sure

[merry wren]

that means i won’t get another copy joker later on and i’m trying for naneinf

i need 4 for naneinf right

[keen fox]

Well... It was a great anaglyph run

looks inside

[mossy finch]

if you get the burglar after you have enough red seal steel by 🧬 then reroll for the serpent then it's possible to get naneinf.

[merry wren]

i have enough red steel but not enough copies. i also don’t have antimatter nor retcon but one skip should be enough

[vale mesa]

everyone says gold stake is real hard but like
is it that bad
i feel like perishable is more annoying

[keen fox]

Anyway in my previous runs I got this monstrosity of a start

[vale mesa]

(i haven't tried a gold stake run yet, just beat orange on ghost deck)

[acoustic kettle]

Not having money is bad

Though ye i do feel perishables are more annoying

[visual turtle]

I have decided to play Balatro in like months

still doing abandoned deck

I just realized
how does one leave a deck abandoned and ONLY the face cards are missing
and
not like anything else

[wary flicker]

poly brainstorm is nuts

[olive basin]

Merry Christmas Chat

[wary flicker]

I understand it more that the people (face ards) abandoned the numbers

xd

[tacit oasis]

Black magic and nebula orange and gold missing. Lfgg chat

[acoustic kettle]

They all photochadders

[keen fox]

I'm using ghost deck so it's guaranteed poly lmao

[unreal iron]

the humans have abandoned the deck

say that again?

[keen fox]

Also since I'm using host I get to get rid of a lot of cards while making more kings

[wary flicker]

oh ofc lol

[raven knot]

Two or normal?

[visual turtle]

3 pairs

[raven knot]

Shut up

[maiden horizon]

Normal

[raven knot]

Huh

[maiden horizon]

Play pairs

[acoustic kettle]

Pairs too good

Boring

[frank grove]

they're boring but they work!

[raven knot]

Ok wait imma hop in a run

[acoustic kettle]

Well yeah usually boring is consistent

[frank grove]

yeah

[visual turtle]

blue stake is half killing me

[raven knot]

How do I unlock erratic deck?

[acoustic kettle]

Beat orange stake

[raven knot]

Which deck isbest for that

[acoustic kettle]

Any deck really

[raven knot]

Come on tell me

[acoustic kettle]

The one you feel fun

[raven knot]

Ok

Imma do red deck on red stake bc it’s only one I have that far

[gloomy swallow]

Gold staked 4 jokers today so far! Also this seed was plain stupid if anybody wants to try it lmfao

[visual turtle]

trying to get orange stake too

[covert storm]

I found this hilarious

[visual turtle]

Would 5 stone cards be considered a 5 of a kind or high card?

[lost vault]

whyd yiu take a second shitman

[raven knot]

Is the blueprint good

[acoustic kettle]

High card

[frank grove]

high card

[raven knot]

It’s for free

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[raven knot]

Okey

[lost vault]

they dont have a suit or rank so they cant possibly be a flush or a 5

[acoustic kettle]

One of the best card

[covert storm]

I’m hoping for two copies of the same card to pop up in the shop

[visual turtle]

I see

[lost vault]

one showman can do that homie

two copies of showman is as good as one

[raven knot]

Which one guys?

[covert storm]

Damn

[glass mountain]

anyone good strats to beating 8 antes?

[raven knot]

Come on tell me

[glass mountain]

sell bp then buy both (joke)

[raven knot]

Oh

Bad joke

[hearty tundra]

Photochad

[glass mountain]

hanging chad and photograph?

[raven knot]

I lost the run

[visual turtle]

Things that work for me:

• find joker pairs that works
• level up easy to make hands (like pairs or two pair)
• depending on what jokers you find, use tarot cards that can alter/change/remove cards

(and always assume the worst/hj)

[terse vale]

prepare for boss blinds you think could kill you and stuff

[glass mountain]

like?

[terse vale]

it depends

[frank grove]

depends entirely on the build

[visual turtle]

Oh and some decks are better with certain combinations

[wintry ice]

needle, vessel and wall are tricky for pair builds, for example

[terse vale]

like if you’re doing straight stuff and the flint hasn’t appeared yet then it may help to get sum glass

[glass mountain]

but which ante 8 boss is the most TEDIOUS and hard

[maiden horizon]

The vessel

[visual turtle]

Violet vessel

[glass mountain]

aight, and what's its debuff?

[terse vale]

no debuff

[visual turtle]

It's like the wall

[terse vale]

just 1.2 million

[raven knot]

Guys I need actual help

[visual turtle]

you need to score much higher

[maiden horizon]

400k on white stake

[glass mountain]

so 4x base

so like wall

[acoustic kettle]

Violet vessel is 8x base

[glass mountain]

holy fuck

[pale wolf]

x

6x base

[glass mountain]

oh

[frank grove]

yeah i swear it was 6x not 8

[acoustic kettle]

Dang

Well

[visual turtle]

Woah
Im only missing 9 jokers

[pale wolf]

Violet vessel is three times bigger than what the other 4 are

[acoustic kettle]

Chicot is a 6x mult

[visual turtle]

I feel like the 30 clubs and 30 diamonds card should of warranted a diamond/club only deck

[frank grove]

doesnt chicot just lower vv by factor of 3 for each copy of him?

[pale wolf]

lol no

[acoustic kettle]

3x ye

Idk what i'm saying

[pale wolf]

just because two of the unlocks are handed to you for free doesn't mean the other two should be, if anything the hearts and speeds one should be increased to like 50

[acoustic kettle]

I'm gonna jimbo myself

[frank grove]

😭

[vocal quartz]

should i take invis here? (i know the build is ass the seed has been quite sad)

[glass mountain]

does this do anything?

[visual turtle]

I just find it weird

[acoustic kettle]

[fallow fog]

heeheh

[pale wolf]

It's the first tier to antimatter, which is a joker slot

but to unlock it on your profile you need to buy it 10 times in various runs

[fallow fog]

but u gotta buy it ten times first

[glass mountain]

so skip?

[pale wolf]

looking in your collection will usually hint at unlock conditions and stuff

[vocal quartz]

(you can also cheese the unlock by buying it and going to main menu over and over again)

[fallow fog]

do u have spare cash

[fallow fog]

shhhhh

[acoustic kettle]

I mean if you have spare money why not buy it

[pale wolf]

I would buy it if you can honestly, it's more important than the winning or losing of any particular run IMO

[visual turtle]

.

[glass mountain]

credit card and -7

[pale wolf]

unlocking the rest of the game is more important than winning

[glass mountain]

so i think yeah

[fallow fog]

cooked

[vocal quartz]

do i sell something for invis

[fallow fog]

are you playing credit card on purpose or

interest not impt to u

[visual turtle]

how does one earn 100,000,000 chips and win a run in 12 or fewer rounds

[pale wolf]

they don't know what blank voucher is, it's safe to assume they are extremely new

[fallow fog]

sorry im being doc spector rn

[fallow fog]

mb fair

[glass mountain]

no- i'm playing red deck with credit card

[acoustic kettle]

Both are really easy on plasma white stake

It is quite free

[visual turtle]

that's good to know

[fallow fog]

mhm

[glass mountain]

and no interest is not the impt

that*

[fallow fog]

the win in twelve or fewer is quite doable if u got the right jokers early

then just skip a bunch

[hearty tundra]

How do you guys rank the income jokers, cc and faceless always feel the worst when i play but idk if others think the same

[visual turtle]

i can make 5 gold cards and make 7 clubs methinks

[pale wolf]

fyi interest is very important almost always

[visual turtle]

how does one get every planet card

[fallow fog]

i find faceless is w good

[pale wolf]

by buying them

[fallow fog]

but i rank rebate and rocket very high

[visual turtle]

I have
5 of a kind

[vocal quartz]

chat how do i play obelisk i find it so hard to make work

[pale wolf]

The secret hands you need to play in a run before their planet cards will appear in that room

[fallow fog]

there five of a kind, flush five and flush house

so twelve in total

[acoustic kettle]

Rebate warped the perception of good econ jokers for me

[pale wolf]

You make a stack of one hand type, not playing any other hand types, and once it's it's as big as your liking, you switch and dance around it by playing any other hand type besides that for the rest of the game

[terse vale]

and yes this does work

[visual turtle]

oh
i might as well copy any aces I see

[glass mountain]

aight

[hearty tundra]

I don’t normally play rocket cuz i dont find it early enough

[fallow fog]

i managed to make it work with my highest hand being 5

so very doable

[terse vale]

you do not need to use just one hand to beat the game

[hearty tundra]

But rebate is by far my fav income option

[fallow fog]

agreed

[terse vale]

sometiems the hand you play doesn’t matter if your jokers can pick up the slack

[fallow fog]

i rage too much at business card

[hearty tundra]

I do like business actually

I don’t like parking

[fallow fog]

also yeh, if you keep your total money above the interest cap, you get free money essentially

so more to spend more opportunity to get better jokers

[visual turtle]

I can tell getting c++ is going to make me myself

[fallow fog]

i find parking better actl

[hearty tundra]

And i don’t like to the moon at all

[fallow fog]

cause i can spam hands then play one good one at the end if i draw good

[fallow fog]

glorified golden joker

[pale wolf]

from first to last gold sticker took me 69h gameplay which doesn't seem terrible

[hearty tundra]

Trading card is phenomenal actually that’s up there with rebate for me

[vocal quartz]

what to sell for cavendish?

[pale wolf]

probably swash

idk

[vocal quartz]

yeah true

[fallow fog]

btw the obelisk only resets when you exceed the most played hand, so if the most played hand is flush at five, you can play five straights to match before it resets

[vocal quartz]

he’s just my beautiful boy

[visual turtle]

i have 40 hours so far 💔

[pale wolf]

I'm not sure if the scaling from swash egg will be the same as the chunk of scoring from foil 🙂 sock

[olive basin]

When people discover playing two hands 🤯

[fallow fog]

thats not bad

[pale wolf]

and I started at like 75 h

[vocal quartz]

me neither

[acoustic kettle]

My steam balatro is only at 6 hours

[fallow fog]

i dont remember how long it took me to gold all decks

but i remember basically playing the whole day on a fam holiday cause i was bored

[visual turtle]

Wait nevermind

[olive basin]

Enjoy Christmas Balatro later

[acoustic kettle]

Ngl i don't really find balatro on such a big screen interesting at all

[visual turtle]

Make that 72.8 hours

💔

[hearty tundra]

I’m almost at 100h i think

[visual turtle]

how is it 72.8 hours

[hearty tundra]

And I’m only done 4 decks

[acoustic kettle]

I'd rather latro on my phone

[fallow fog]

sucked into the blackhole of balatro

u cant escape

[fallow fog]

agreed

i dotn even have steam balatro ^ahem

[acoustic kettle]

I got steam balatro just to try out mods

[fallow fog]

i tried on ps5

it was torture

[pale wolf]

I think dragging the cards around is more balatro than the original controls

[visual turtle]

I got Balatro on steam because I needed an excuse to have games on my laptop

i could mod if I had the motivation to comprehend lua

[fallow fog]

time to truly blow your mind

[acoustic kettle]

We are balatro

[fallow fog]

zebra, is it worth grinding infinite money

[acoustic kettle]

Bootstraps naneinf

[fallow fog]

if i happen to get a perkeo on a nan inf attempt

[acoustic kettle]

Bull naneinf

[fallow fog]

wld be amazing

[visual turtle]

I got reserved parking from judgement!!!
I love when it gives me no dollars because there aren't any face cards 🥰

[fallow fog]

to get es on my moneh

[acoustic kettle]

Would take too long though

[fallow fog]

i mean

[pale wolf]

what does this mean

[fallow fog]

like enough money to roll for burglar

cause i happen to not be playing on ghost

[pale wolf]

I mean I assume so, I don't play endless

[fallow fog]

oh

naninf

hm

[visual turtle]

I'm using vagabond for
once

[fallow fog]

oh well

[acoustic kettle]

Well most of the money is from gold cards

[fallow fog]

vagabond is amazing

[pale wolf]

vagglebond rocks

[safe venture]

Discard until flush

[fallow fog]

the dna gold then mime

[safe venture]

Flower pot is the worst thing I've ever seen

[vocal quartz]

i’m selling smiley

[fallow fog]

its so fun

[visual turtle]

i got cloud 9 too

[fallow fog]

splash flowerpot for the win

[pale wolf]

That is such a good synergy

[fallow fog]

and no nines?

[pale wolf]

cloud9 vagabond is amazing

[visual turtle]

i did not know

[safe venture]

Flowerpot is only good with smeared

[pale wolf]

c9 is economy that doesn't interfere with vagabond, and vagabond is value generation that makes cloud 9 better

[safe venture]

That's the only synergy

[fallow fog]

for that gold stake i js grinded highcard

[fallow fog]

hell nah theres so much more

[visual turtle]

im probably not going to win
largely because im trying to get 4 7 of clubs

[fallow fog]

for the seeing double?

[visual turtle]

Yes

[terse dock]

Would you rather have unlimited money but no tarots, or tarots, unlimited tarots, but no tarots?

[vocal quartz]

i’m suffering from success what do i sell for drivers 😭

[pale wolf]

I think I unlocked seeing double on magic deck, it was so long ago

[safe venture]

Obelisk

[vocal quartz]

i think swash might have to die

[fallow fog]

wut

[terse dock]

Swash

[pale wolf]

if driver's license is actually active, it depends on your planet levels

and what swash is at

[fallow fog]

swash

or egg

depending on ir base mult

[acoustic kettle]

Swach is nice mult

[pale wolf]

I feel like planet levels probably aren't going to catch up to swash egg base mult at this point

[vocal quartz]

swash is only at 33

[terse dock]

License isnt active its ante 4

[pale wolf]

so your base molt planet needs to be 11

[vocal quartz]

have barely any planets

[fallow fog]

nah keep the swash egg

ob alone is enough to win

[pale wolf]

I think you just stay as is and win using obelisk, if the driver's license was active then it's actually probably better to replace Cavendish because Cavendish can kill itself

[fallow fog]

u need a chip joker tho

idk why u sold the foiled smiley

[visual turtle]

i got the moon
now can I perhaps conveniently get the other 7's on at least one of the hands

[fallow fog]

banana

[pale wolf]

It's a banana hook

is that the name for the swash Cavendish synergy

[terse dock]

fuck it now it is

[fallow fog]

wth is swash cavendish synergy

[terse dock]

+mult xmult synergy

[pale wolf]

Cavendish multiplies swash

[fallow fog]

so any +x synergy?

[terse dock]

Swash would be better if it doubled sell value and ate the joker to the right and then added it to its own +mult

[pale wolf]

I feel like you're missing the joke here

[fallow fog]

i think i am

oh well

[pale wolf]

banana hook

swash is a pirate

[fallow fog]

fk

[visual turtle]

ok I'm getting lucky cat

[fallow fog]

fk

[pale wolf]

and he posted a picture of a banana hook where you hang a banana on

[fallow fog]

fk

fk

i hate it good bye

[visual turtle]

because if im poor
i can get the tarot card (i forgot the name)
that makes lucky cards

[terse dock]

The joke was that cavendish was liable to killing itself

[visual turtle]

probably

[fallow fog]

magician

[pale wolf]

oh

I like banana hook better

[fallow fog]

but magician is a bit annoying

[terse dock]

Fair enough

[pale wolf]

[visual turtle]

oh i got a soul

[terse dock]

[fallow fog]

cause if you get the money proc the vagabond kinda useless

[visual turtle]

to hope for chicot

or

[terse dock]

Credit Car

D

[pale wolf]

yeah luckily $24 is usually more desirable than 2-3 more random tarots

it does feel bad though

[visual turtle]

also
can't I like...be poor

[fallow fog]

yeh but now i have a dead joker slot

[visual turtle]

and just buy everything

[fallow fog]

alw feels bad

[pale wolf]

only for a few hands

[fallow fog]

like the eternal riff raff when my roster is full

[pale wolf]

You're getting at least one tarot card per round which is at least a cartomancer

[fallow fog]

alw feels bad noentheless

[fallow fog]

true

[raven knot]

I CANT WIN

[fallow fog]

unless ur dumb and somehow ur stuck at 5 bucks with no rerolls

[visual turtle]

i got canio 💔

[tranquil locust]

help. this can be the run?

[terse dock]

$4 temperance value compared to the 3 of cartomancer

[pale wolf]

sometimes it happens

[visual turtle]

what is it going to do
in a deck without face cards

[tranquil locust]

what i need for ante 32

[pale wolf]

yeah but BBC value

[terse dock]

God remember when vagabond was unc

[fallow fog]

why do u have so many negatives

[raven knot]

Huh

[pale wolf]

Baseball card

[tranquil locust]

3 ecto

[raven knot]

Oh ok

[fallow fog]

definitely didnt do that too many times (i did definitely)

[raven knot]

Guys

[visual turtle]

why'd you abbreviate it like that

[fallow fog]

oh

hm

[tranquil locust]

people, what i need for ante 32

[raven knot]

Can somebody vc and help me win a run

[pale wolf]

How would you abbreviate it

[terse dock]

What's wrong with the British Broadcasting Channel

[fallow fog]

better find a showman

[acoustic kettle]

BC

[pale wolf]

before Christ?

[terse dock]

Baseball is a compound word