🕹・game-discussion

[woven spire]

just making bad decisions*

[serene forge]

skill issue

[tender thorn]

español?

[ancient gyro]

with skips like that no wonder ppl complain

[atomic trout]

Español México

It's fun to show off obscurity

[distant vault]

How will I ever recover

[tender thorn]

god

[woven spire]

did u get banned in other account?

[serene forge]

"here, win"

[ancient gyro]

i wouldnt say banned

more like under new authority

[woven spire]

not skipping allat🙏

[woven spire]

im lost.

[distant vault]

Nah i like gambling

[ancient gyro]

no you don't

[tender thorn]

balatro isnt gambling wdym

[distant vault]

Not bad

[woven spire]

lowk really bad

[ancient gyro]

so was my account

[woven spire]

i see

[cursive lion]

Sell oops for burglar?

[woven spire]

u dont have pink name no moe

[tender thorn]

yea

and copy with blueprint

[woven spire]

i supose ur whole deck is mostly magc cards right?

[ancient gyro]

yeah I can't react with droolcat anymore this is so sad

[woven spire]

sad

[distant vault]

Almost dead

[woven spire]

mmmmm

tasty

[obsidian oracle]

do i sell a trib

[tender thorn]

dont take it

[atomic trout]

Ante 12 is hard

[tender thorn]

with that deck is hard

[atomic trout]

The best deck

[distant vault]

Died to the flint

[west python]

Ayooo

[west python]

No way guys

I got blue print from judgement

[distant vault]

Nice

[narrow wadi]

only one achievement to go now

the hardest of them all

completionist

[naive cove]

Fuck black deck fuck black deck I hate black deck fuck this deck it’s a god damn reset simulator

[narrow wadi]

my white whale

[vague sequoia]

YES

[atomic trout]

Look at the them Debuffed

[woven spire]

"a lil bit of everything" ahh deck

[hollow nymph]

I had to make a whole new account to join back vro

[atomic trout]

Nah. High Card

[obsidian oracle]

pov: verdant leaf doesn't do shit

[atomic trout]

It's the easiest when you have scaling joker

[obsidian oracle]

squimbo my beloved

[woven spire]

the easiest is amber acorn

just put ur game on 0.5 speed and fix ur jokers

doesnt even deserve to be an ante 8 boss

[narrow wadi]

who needs xmult when u have 4 +mult

[narrow wadi]

i would say this is more difficult than verdant leaf, verdant leaf i'm literally just ignoring the boss entirely

i just play exactly the same as if it was a normal blind

[woven spire]

yh but verdant can kill some runs

def not amber acorn

[atomic trout]

Damn

[narrow wadi]

if ur doing something inconsistent it can kill a run for sure, it's only rly the worse jokers that get effected by it tho

[narrow wadi]

tbf with amber acorn on 0.5 speed the way the cards shuffle mean sometimes it is impossible to be 100% sure of positions (when they overlap in the shuffle) so ur sometimes playing with 1 less hand

which can also kill a run

cos it can take a hand to work out where things are

[woven spire]

worst u can loose in amber is one hand tho

[narrow wadi]

with blueprint u can lose more

blueprint is quite hard to locate

obviously u just hold onto blueprint

but then ur always losing the hand

which is very impactful

[woven spire]

i would rather loose a hand than a joker

[narrow wadi]

amber acorn is losing u a hand maybe 50% of the time, verdant leaf is doing something i would say 2% of the time

[woven spire]

What we can agree on is that loosing in either of thos is a skill issue.

[acoustic kettle]

Bell is easier

[woven spire]

NO.

i hate the bell.

[narrow wadi]

there can always be factors to lose that aren't a skill issue, especially with straights

[tranquil jacinth]

Is this going to be my first unseeded ante 39?

[vocal rose]

the bell is piss easy

[narrow wadi]

kinda true

[tranquil jacinth]

Nat neg BS

[vocal rose]

nothing burger boss

[vocal rose]

nah

you dont got enough money

and you're also missing components

[woven spire]

ive never done a straight run lol

[tranquil jacinth]

Ive been making about 300 a round

[narrow wadi]

it's a top tier hand

[vocal rose]

2% of the time

[woven spire]

cant really object anything there cuz i dont have the experience

[vocal rose]

you just hold x mult

and you dont lose a hand

for amber

[acoustic kettle]

I did multiple that ran into bell and it ended up just choosing a card in the straight anyway

[woven spire]

the deckfix would make me crazy

[vagrant kayak]

This run is heavenly

[narrow wadi]

just did this for the jokerless challenge run

[tranquil jacinth]

Yea and leaf can be shut down by finding a nat neg

[narrow wadi]

only played straights

the planet scaling is crazy

[vocal rose]

no the leaf gets shut down by itself

[acoustic kettle]

Leaf does nothing anyway

[vocal rose]

leaf is actually the weakest boss

[tranquil jacinth]

Yea true

[woven spire]

2 mil on jokerless is crazy

[vocal rose]

finding a natural negative to counter leaf is like

0.01% of the times

[ancient gyro]

leaf when it has a built in pity system

[vocal rose]

happening

[acoustic kettle]

Plant to leaf

Easy end

[tranquil jacinth]

It only dies stuff ante 24/32

[tranquil jacinth]

What was I trying to say

[narrow wadi]

straights get +3mult per planet which is ridiculous scaling for something u can generally get every round even without deck fixing- this hand was only 2 glass cards

[acoustic kettle]

The chips is great too

[narrow wadi]

ye fr

straights are also great in just not needing a good +mult joker

[vocal rose]

erm

we're talking about a8 typically

[woven spire]

i agree on the scaling part, def one of the scaling def crazy

[vocal rose]

endless talk especially that far is

[tranquil jacinth]

Straight is generally very good for ante 8

[vocal rose]

never the normal

[woven spire]

just casually dropping this

[narrow wadi]

i'd say it's good for ante 1-8

[hardy fable]

yes

[acoustic kettle]

Stunted

[tranquil jacinth]

Stunt man is good but past ante 6 or so I would rather have the 2 extra hand size over 250 chips

[acoustic kettle]

Stuntedman

[tranquil jacinth]

I meant first 8 antes

[narrow wadi]

disagree with this tbh, 250 chips is great

[hardy fable]

idk man seems like 250 is a lot more bigger than 2

[narrow wadi]

oh ye for sure, if ur going into endless ur only rly looking to play high card or flush 5

[tranquil jacinth]

Yea but also getting wee, another rare is great or get castle which is way better

[acoustic kettle]

Stuntedman freeloading

[narrow wadi]

stuntman u get it and it is immediately online at a similar level to an ante 8 scaled chips joker

sure it's lower than wee would get

[hardy fable]

proof I'm good

[ocean yoke]

Should I pivot?

[narrow wadi]

but still

250 chips is around where castle ends up on gold stake

if u get it like ante 3

[ancient gyro]

and squimbo

about

[tranquil jacinth]

Probably, you have maybe a few more anted max

[tranquil jacinth]

Yea true

[narrow wadi]

ye stuntman being similar power to a fully scaled chips joker immediately is why it's broken

[tranquil jacinth]

Also plasma he's great for a while

[ancient gyro]

not broken but very good

[narrow wadi]

i am often hyperbolic and don't intend to stop this habit

[tranquil jacinth]

This run he carried for a while until I got good xmult

[ancient gyro]

it limits your card digging power and actively hurts your card draw probability the moment you put in a value generating card in there

[ancient gyro]

joy

fun

[tranquil jacinth]

I often use understatements instead

[narrow wadi]

u shld try some hyperbole, it's very fun

whenever i eat something i like it is the best thing i have ever tasted

and that makes me happier

[tranquil jacinth]

I usually am honest with how food is

If it's mediocre then I will say it

If it's great but too expensive ill usually think it

[narrow wadi]

idk if i go for completionist

like i find it funny that i have every achievement except completionist

but i'm literally missing one skip tag to get it

so could get it in like 5 minutes

[tranquil jacinth]

Dont you need conpletionist to get C++

[narrow wadi]

nope

c++ is jokers, c is everything

[ancient gyro]

my current profile is only capable of c++ atm

[tranquil jacinth]

I thought conpletionist required all jokers unlocked

Hmm

[narrow wadi]

completionist is discovering not just jokers

tarots/ planets/ skip tags

[tranquil jacinth]

Oh ok

[narrow wadi]

i am missing one skip tag

completionist++ is only jokers

[tranquil jacinth]

I'm guessing it is riff raff

[narrow wadi]

although much longer and harder lol

[narrow wadi]

it's the unused discards one

[narrow wadi]

how come?

[tranquil jacinth]

Tbh I forgot that existed

[ancient gyro]

black++
c++ with all wins and stickers on black deck exclusively

[narrow wadi]

ohhhh ur only playing black deck

why?

[ancient gyro]

for fun

and some practice

[narrow wadi]

do you need the number for a helpline?

[ancient gyro]

for my next profile

[tranquil jacinth]

Black deck, the worst de k before ante 6 and the best/2nd best endless deck

[ancient gyro]

why ante 6 specifically

also it's neither of those

[tranquil jacinth]

Thats about when you get a full joker roster

[final bough]

fire non perishable run

[narrow wadi]

depends what you are trying to achieve with endless, if you are just trying to get as far as you can then it's very good. if ur trying for a high score/ naneinf idt it's that great

[ancient gyro]

not true/anecdotal evidence

[tranquil jacinth]

Sorry a full roster of abover average jokers

That's about when your econ is fully online

[ancient gyro]

that's not a black deck exclusive situation

[narrow wadi]

i don't remember my joker lineup for any challenges other than jokerless

[ancient gyro]

this is just anecdotal experience overlap

[final bough]

true

[ancient gyro]

maybe for the next profile

[narrow wadi]

i think jokerless was funnily enough my highest score on a challenge

[terse dock]

Black deck is not the best endless deck

[ancient gyro]

c++ with zero losses

[narrow wadi]

this is just physically not possible

[tranquil jacinth]

I remember 2

Joker less and omlet

[terse dock]

Not even top 5

[ancient gyro]

at least one person has done it already

[tranquil cargo]

balatro university did it

[narrow wadi]

u remember ur final joker lineup in omelette?

[tranquil jacinth]

Because I had 3 eggs a gift card and a swash

[final bough]

my lineup for jokerless was ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ and then i got a ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ on ante 2 and i just kinda ran with it until i got a ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎later but i forgot when

[narrow wadi]

fr??

[ancient gyro]

he's done it rotating with an asterisk

im just doing blue deck

yeah

[terse dock]

It is impossible to do c++ without losing; but it is possible to do boneless

[narrow wadi]

kinda same but i waited until ante 4 to get the

[narrow wadi]

i just did blue deck but probably lost like 10+ times

[final bough]

thats goat

[tranquil cargo]

I can't confirm for sure, but I think balatro U had bones when he did his c++ run

[terse dock]

Did he unlock all

[tranquil jacinth]

Wdym

[terse dock]

That would be why

[tranquil jacinth]

Oh mr bones

[narrow wadi]

c++ is probably like 70 runs or so, 70 win streak is insane

[ancient gyro]

I've calculated the amount of gs wins I had on my 5th c++ profile which averaged around 50 something wins

sounds doable on blue deck

[shell dagger]

ez

[ancient gyro]

if syn can do 93

[shell dagger]

damn I thought that was 55

[narrow wadi]

i think my highest gold stake win streak is prob like 20, i could get higher if i completely locked in but not enough for full c++

[ancient gyro]

half of that might be possible for me

[ancient gyro]

updates iirc

[terse dock]

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

[ancient gyro]

unless I was severely misinformed

[narrow wadi]

it is probably more if ur going for lossless, i took some risks just for the sake of more stickers near the end of c++

[ancient gyro]

which is why I'm finishing black++ first lol

[ancient gyro]

its more impressive than black++ at least, my highest streak is 5 💔

[shell dagger]

next thing I wanna try is 15 rotating streak

but I do need to get better at the shit decks

[terse dock]

Thats just a gauntlet

[ancient gyro]

i finished that one early but that shit took months

[narrow wadi]

honestly that's still respectable, early game black deck is so hard to do consistently

[ancient gyro]

its not reliable enough

[shell dagger]

is that a word that you invented tho

[tranquil jacinth]

Does anyone know why the Mr bones glitch stops at ante 528

[terse dock]

No

@cloud sinew

[ancient gyro]

15 deck gauntlet

[terse dock]

Chai Tea

[shell dagger]

i prefer rotating streak

[tranquil jacinth]

My worst deck is probably plasma

[ancient gyro]

that's what I called it

[tranquil jacinth]

Because I get comfortable with just needing +chips then VV come around

[shell dagger]

plasma is my second highest streaking deck 💔

[ancient gyro]

tf

plasma used to be my lowest

[shell dagger]

21 blue 5 plasma then whatever for the rest

[tranquil cargo]

what you need is even more chips

[ancient gyro]

oh that makes sense

plasma used to be 4 for me

[narrow wadi]

i have a decent win% on plasma but i still think it's my worst cos there is so much i could improve on given i just don't like the deck so barely practise it

it's not my lowest win% tho

[tranquil jacinth]

Oh I hate the deck so I practice on it the most

[narrow wadi]

do you not play games for fun?

[tranquil jacinth]

I just got bored and wanted to naneinf

[tranquil jacinth]

I do but I have fun when something is hard

[narrow wadi]

black deck for me is fun hard, plasma deck is not that hard but also not fun

[tranquil jacinth]

Yea but I have fun when I lose

Maybe I should play real poker

[ancient gyro]

then that one shit ass person that keeps playing the worst decks for engagement kept showing up on my feed which forced me to lock in

[idle canopy]

Was just gifted this game yesterday, have won 2 runs and they both abused ceremonial dagger
Why is this card so broken

[ancient gyro]

plasma can be fun hard if it didn't require a completely skewed method of scoring and boss enders

[narrow wadi]

it scales and isn't called throwback

[idle canopy]

Idk what throwback is but good card

[tranquil jacinth]

I'm doing my favorite thing rn

[narrow wadi]

throwback is the only scaling joker that is unusable

[tranquil jacinth]

Playing balatro in my living room by myself with pirates of the Caribbean playing

[tranquil jacinth]

It's very good trying to unlock wee and merry andy

[distant vault]

Egg really be chillin

[idle canopy]

Gonna need to play this game a lot more to get everything but its a lot of fun so far

[narrow wadi]

i don't remember the unlock requirements of literally anything other than satellite

[distant vault]

Hell yeah

[tranquil jacinth]

Do I pivot

Double negative red card

[terse dock]

Continue a run from the main menu

[narrow wadi]

piss card!!!!!!

[tranquil jacinth]

You have to finish in 12 and 18 rounds

So you have e to skip a ton

[cosmic maple]

Uhhhh, huh?? Where do I go here😭 I was mad cuz I lost a peak bloodstone run that was killed before it got running but then I get this?

[terse dock]

18 and 12 respectively

[narrow wadi]

ok then throwback is usable in one situation ever

oh wait i used throwback on the fragile challenge thing

[terse dock]

It's usable in 3

[tranquil jacinth]

It's telling you to take bandit and mime then go naneinf

The first ever unseeded green stake naneinf

[idle canopy]

I have to ask, what does throwback do

[atomic trout]

Hnnn

[tranquil cargo]

burglar this early on doesn't help with naneinf

[narrow wadi]

+0.25xmult per skipped round

[atomic trout]

More High Card

[tranquil jacinth]

Something about xmult per blind skipped

[cosmic maple]

Ngl I never went naneinf, and I don't know how off of mine and burglar

[terse dock]

X0.25 mult when a round is skipped (retroactive)

[narrow wadi]

you don't wanna be skipping enough rounds to where this is usable

[idle canopy]

Ah I see

[terse dock]

Who says you don't want to

You shouldn't be but you can want to do something you shouldn't do

[atomic trout]

Plasma Deck is hard

[narrow wadi]

i maybe skip round 1 investment tag and i'll skip in ante 8 if i have a rly good perishable

[narrow wadi]

true tbf, i always want to take 8ball

even if i have my endgame setup

i want 8ball

i want to gamble

[terse dock]

I was going to go with drunk driving but that works too

[narrow wadi]

it's in my blood

[tranquil jacinth]

You need 3 BP and 1 bs, a baron a mime and serpent, then copy burger to get 22 ish hands, get a bunch of red seal steel in hand a d copy baron/mime to go naneinf

[narrow wadi]

you also need to be a very high ante to not win mid setup

[idle canopy]

Kinda interested in some challenge runs people have done now, like I wonder if anyone has done the game jokerless

[tranquil jacinth]

Yes yes

That as well

[terse dock]

That's an actual challenge

[narrow wadi]

there is a challenge run called jokerless i just did- it's not too hard. gold stake jokerless is much much much harder

[cosmic maple]

Ah, okey :)

[terse dock]

Granted the challenge is easier than doing it vanilla

[tranquil jacinth]

Also natural joker less is way harder because planets and deck fixing is harder

[narrow wadi]

for sure, took me 2 tries, vanilla would take like 20 probably

[idle canopy]

2 million chips at ante 9 with no jokers, now thats kinda insane to me

[ancient gyro]

scaling with an already scaled madness and a possible good non eternal target

[terse dock]

Red seal glass

[ancient gyro]

or by itself

[narrow wadi]

straights get a lot of mult from planet levels, then i had 2 glass cards and some steel

[tranquil jacinth]

^^^

[icy hollow]

🗣️ 🔥 is it time to pivot?

[narrow wadi]

i didn't use any red seal glass, had a red seal steel king tho

[idle canopy]

I'm still very new so there's a lot I don't know, so basically everything looks insane to me

[marsh dove]

These negatives going crazy rn

[tranquil jacinth]

Have you ever seen someone get to ante 528

[idle canopy]

I've never seen anyone do anything, I went in completely blind

[narrow wadi]

uhh maybe if it's pretty late or u literally need that joker to win, u would also need to have already picked up throwback or have it in the same shop to be in this position though

and that has never happened to me

[tranquil jacinth]

Basicly you get 2 Mr bones then purposefully loose

Then you will be put at ante 528 after a while if waiting

[wintry ice]

having suas be the first thing you learn is wild

[tranquil jacinth]

What stage 1 vouchers do I not have

[narrow wadi]

magic trick

[tranquil jacinth]

I know I don't have planet tycoon and 1 other

[wintry ice]

planet merchant

[tranquil jacinth]

Oh yea

[narrow wadi]

hone

ur missing the nose i think

the sniffer

[wintry ice]

and also blank

i think

[narrow wadi]

blank is there

[wintry ice]

wait no anti is there

[tranquil jacinth]

I have blank

[ancient gyro]

scaling throwback with an already scaled madness or any other x mult yields a higher overall x mult number than just scaling madness by itself

[tranquil jacinth]

And anti

[ancient gyro]

or any other x mult scaler in theory

[idle canopy]

The progression system in this game also reminds me a lot of ror2 eclipse which I didn't figure out until like 30 minutes ago, having such long progression makes this game seem a lot more fun now

[wintry ice]

technically you always miss blank because it's always offered to you if you have all vouchers

!!!

[brazen lodge]

add gassy joker

[tranquil jacinth]

What?

[brazen lodge]

that farts and is all "gassy" and stuff

[narrow wadi]

yes but ur still missing 2/3 of ur shops which is missing out on a lot of scaling if ur build isn't completed which rarely happens

[narrow wadi]

hone

[brazen lodge]

Add israel joker

[tranquil jacinth]

Oh ok

[wintry ice]

leadt obvious engagement bait

[ancient gyro]

if you already have scoring resolved what else would you need

[tranquil jacinth]

Just how little I buy magic trick

[cosmic maple]

WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU SEE THE FUTURE????? HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SEED BEFORE???

[tranquil cargo]

you also need to be on the plasma deck for it to work

[tranquil jacinth]

Lmao I was joking but good luck

[wintry ice]

no that's just the naneinf formula

[ancient gyro]

the throwback tech options are narrow but exist

[narrow wadi]

true i guess, this situation has literally never happened to me tho, but we can make it a fourth use for throwback

[tranquil jacinth]

Good luck on the ante 2 naneinf

[ancient gyro]

its only happened to me twice

[cosmic maple]

😭 😭

[ancient gyro]

once with madness

[wintry ice]

the 5th use is filtering it so it doesn't appear

[ancient gyro]

once with obelisk

[narrow wadi]

ohhh that can be a 5th

obelisk being about to reset

that's another throwback viability case

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[fading mango]

debuffed face cards, i thought i could get out with a standard flush but fell short by 20 chips, it was my backup plan

[narrow wadi]

unlocking merry andy, unlocking wee joker, fragile challenge, madness with a non eternal, obelisk being about to reset

any others?

[tranquil jacinth]

What joker Is this

[fading mango]

that is glass joker

[ancient gyro]

not that throwback did anything here but it's how I got this funny run to work the way it did

[tranquil jacinth]

Oh yea

I guess I never use glass joker

[ancient gyro]

aj if that counts

[tranquil jacinth]

I could've sworn I've done at least 1 run with him though

[fading mango]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ancient gyro]

I wouldn't really count it

[wintry ice]

obelisk and blackboard and baron and throwback in the same image

[fading mango]

he do be illusive

[wintry ice]

haunting

[ancient gyro]

but it's there

or loyalty

[narrow wadi]

balls of steel starting that obelisk scaling at 7 hands, unless u died otherwise i guess

[ancient gyro]

i won

it was a self imposed challenge that was offered when I stickered my last joker

[terse dock]

He had 14 hands room

The 7 were full house

[narrow wadi]

i feel like with aj or loyalty u are not skipping enough to make throwback work, i guess it could maybe get to like 2 if it's early enough

[ancient gyro]

and secret hands

which I couldve done and made the limit 6

maybe next time

[narrow wadi]

that's a pretty crazy challenge tbf

[tranquil jacinth]

Scoring about e47 without any steel

Do I take

Blinds are e44

[narrow wadi]

take what?

rebate?

[tranquil jacinth]

Rebate

[narrow wadi]

u shld be using gold cards for money

[ancient gyro]

the bliss of abandoned gaming

[tranquil jacinth]

Yes but that's only 250 a round

[narrow wadi]

rebate is not improving that much

it's uh 100

i wouldn't take it

ur looking to replace showman with mime/ baron/ copy joker

[ancient gyro]

well no

[distant vault]

Photochad strikes again

[sand lily]

Okay fellas, I need some help

What should I replace?

[ancient gyro]

he needs money in the specific method of naneinf to roll down to serpent/dna

[distant vault]

No way

[sand lily]

I'm not sure what to replace here

[narrow wadi]

oh true tbf ur taking burglar as the last anyway so assuming ur not gonna ecto again taking rebate could be fine

it's not that impactful tho tbf

[sand lily]

Should I be replacing chad?

[tranquil jacinth]

It's 125 per discard

[heavy heron]

are you andolth

[narrow wadi]

prolly

[narrow wadi]

oh the copies ye uhh it's a ton of money

[sand lily]

This makes me nervous

[narrow wadi]

are u gonna ecto again?

[ancient gyro]

i was

[heavy heron]

did you delete your acc

LOOLL

[ancient gyro]

#🕹・game-discussion message
there's a specific step by step process

[heavy heron]

i see you’re succulent supple cheeks now

[ancient gyro]

allegedly

[heavy heron]

you missed all my stm builds while you were gone

(i only had one)

[tranquil jacinth]

I'm not doing naneinf, because of a nat neg BS earlier I can likely go ante 32 or 39

[heavy heron]

and by stm i mean mime steel

stm just for the show

[tranquil jacinth]

If I can get better econ

[ancient gyro]

you missed whatever this was

[ancient gyro]

most likely not.

[heavy heron]

the splash flowerpot

😍

[ancient gyro]

the 5 hand size wet pot

[heavy heron]

you missed my bean blackboard synergy

[narrow wadi]

i can't work out if stm is good- it's pretty easy to be like 26 mult consistently which is great, but it's also shut down by a boss blind and weakened by a few more. i'd say it's probably still good given how much +mult it is but idk

[ancient gyro]

I've done that before

[tranquil jacinth]

It depends on ur I can get bean to hit on ante 24

[heavy heron]

it’s kinda funny stm gets countered by plant

[tranquil jacinth]

Because I won too soon on ante 16

[heavy heron]

it doesn’t feel like it does

but it does

[ancient gyro]

it's decent enough but shouldnt be your primary mult joker

[spiral cairn]

hi

[wintry ice]

it's one of the better on-card jokers

[ancient gyro]

stm floor will never be consistent enough to be placed higher than upper mid range with the risk of bottom decking on more blinds than ones that completely counter it

[light solstice]

Hello! I just the discord to show u guys this. Idk how rare it is but i wanna show it anyways.

[tranquil jacinth]

Now the question is do I replace a brainstorm or just the showman

[wintry ice]

each negative is 1 in 200 or so

[ancient gyro]

its effect is just inconsistently inoffensive

[tranquil jacinth]

Do I get greedy or not

[ancient gyro]

what even is your objective

[heavy heron]

this is pretty rare yeah

[tender hill]

is this good for ante 4

[heavy heron]

you’re going to have 6/5 jokers

[wintry ice]

just sell showman i think

[light solstice]

That's awesome i got really hype when i got it

[narrow wadi]

you can also do this with riff raff and any negative btw

[wintry ice]

idt you'll make much more use out of it with that little money

• you need like 2k minimum

[heavy heron]

well like most negatives make you have 6/6 or 7/7

[languid heron]

If you have 6/5 jokers and one of þem is a stencil does it do þe x0 mult?

[heavy heron]

negative invisible makes you 6/5

oh wait

maybe i’m misunderstanding

[narrow wadi]

if you sell a negative with full slots and riff raff it generates a joker over max slots

it's a glitch

u need to already have riff raff when u sell the negative

[heavy heron]

that’s actually pretty cool

[ancient gyro]

another one requires dagger to axe the negative

with it on board

[heavy heron]

an extra hanging for my chad 😍 😍

[heavy heron]

that’s

a good question

technically anything x 0 is 0

so probably not

because i doubt you’ll negate to 0 mult

[tranquil jacinth]

Idk just to give my brain a break from c++

[ancient gyro]

x1

[heavy heron]

i wish it would go down to x0

[tender hill]

Do i replace any of these jokers for dna

[narrow wadi]

madness does the opposite btw, if u have madness and riff raff it will think that the joker is still there after madness deletes it and riff raff will generate less

[heavy heron]

0 mult

[heavy heron]

weird as hell

[heavy heron]

do youuu have a good card to copy?

DNA is somewhat speculative in most runs

[tender hill]

i mean idk

im copying blue joker rn

[heavy heron]

then probably not

[tender hill]

For the chips

[heavy heron]

i’m saying like

if you’re not sure what DNA will do for you

[narrow wadi]

i'll take it with a blue seal if my slots aren't full which is a decent portion of runs

[heavy heron]

don’t take it

[heavy heron]

right or purple

[tender hill]

im trying to 100% balatro

[terse dock]

infinity * 0

[heavy heron]

but prob blue..

[heavy heron]

you got this

break the system

[heavy heron]

is 0

[narrow wadi]

i'm at the point where i could 100% balatro whenever i want cos i'm only missing a skip tag for completionist, but i find it funny refusing to get completionist

i have 30/31 achievements

[tender hill]

i mainly play balatro on a profile where i have everything unlocked

and rn im trying to 100 percent my main profile

[terse dock]

No it isnt

[heavy heron]

that’s probably the most fun

[terse dock]

Infinity isnt a number

[narrow wadi]

i have everything unlocked but i have never used the discard skip tag

[heavy heron]

sometimes unlocking everything in a game can feel tedious

to each their own

[heavy heron]

yup

[terse dock]

I fuckign hate megabonk

[heavy heron]

no idea what that is

[narrow wadi]

it's like bonk but mega

[tender hill]

why

[shadow spruce]

gluttonous and banner stickered

[tender hill]

its the perfect roguelike

Well not perfect

but its addicting

[terse dock]

Slaving away to unlock stuff

[narrow wadi]

nice, greedy was my second to last gold sticker so it's prob good to get them done early

[heavy heron]

your gluttonous looks a little.. off..

[tender hill]

get a better attention span

[terse dock]

Wow straight to ad homenim huh

[heavy heron]

i looked at screenshots, it looks like league of legends

am i wrong?

maybe bad assumption

[tender hill]

blue joker is op

[terse dock]

Didn't even bother to debate

[tender hill]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[terse dock]

Jesus

[heavy heron]

people be sleeping on them chips

[tender hill]

I SHOULDNT HAVE SOLD MR BONES

I WAS 1K OFF

[heavy heron]

and now you learned something new

[tender hill]

Welp fuck it

im replaying that seed

[narrow wadi]

idt many ppl would guess what my last sticker for c++ was given it's actually a pretty good joker

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[maiden horizon]

Dusk

[narrow wadi]

i love john jones so much

[heavy heron]

can i have the seed too

i’m curious

[narrow wadi]

i wouldn't consider dusk pretty good, it's average at best

[tender hill]

sure

[narrow wadi]

the last was merry andy

[heavy heron]

THATS SO SAD

[heavy heron]

okay what deck and stake should i try it on

[maiden horizon]

Damn that was one of my top priorities

[tender hill]

Rjcw6m43

[heavy heron]

got it

[tender hill]

im just playing on blue deck

lmao

[maiden horizon]

So rare for me for some reason

[heavy heron]

bet

ima try to gold stake it

😍

[narrow wadi]

my top priorities were rares, uncommons and bad jokers

[ancient gyro]

me with the the

[narrow wadi]

merry andy is uncommon but pretty good so wasn't too high a priority

[narrow wadi]

is that smeared?

[shadow spruce]

i'm at 123 stickers now yippee

[ancient gyro]

he's in the middle

[maiden horizon]

I never really use Andy outside of like rebate value and purple seals

[shadow spruce]

i still need to get the annoying enhanced card jokers like ticket and stone joker

[narrow wadi]

ohhh it's bloodstone

[maiden horizon]

The blood

[narrow wadi]

it's probably optimal to not unlock bloodstone

[maiden horizon]

Bludstone

[maiden horizon]

Kind of

[shadow spruce]

same goes for hit the road and satelite

[heavy heron]

you see most ppl would take blackboard first

but me?

[maiden horizon]

Probably because the meta revolves around pairs

[heavy heron]

see i’m stupid

so i’m opening the pack

[tender hill]

So

uhh

[distant vault]

Blackboard

[atomic trout]

Double whammy

[heavy heron]

i shouldn’t have opened the pack

[tender hill]

Take the Buffoon pack

[narrow wadi]

i've had hit the road save runs before

[heavy heron]

FOR THE GOUTTONOUS

[tender hill]

@heavy heron

Wait

[heavy heron]

GLUTTONOUS

[tender hill]

No

Bro

[distant vault]

How is blackboard not an instant buy there

[tender hill]

listen

[maiden horizon]

The rental credit card waiting in the pack:

[heavy heron]

huh

listening

[tender hill]

Skip first two blinds in ante 1

[distant vault]

Am I stupid

[heavy heron]

👂

[terse dock]

Open pack -> sell Droll Joker -> take Blackboard

[heavy heron]

EXCUSE ME?!

OK..

[shadow spruce]

i too have had hit the road work a handful of times, doesn't mean it's a great joker

[tender hill]

and you get free blue joker

[heavy heron]

ohhhhh

okay okay

[tender hill]

And blueprint

[heavy heron]

i see

lemme restart the seed

[tender hill]

In bufoon pack

[terse dock]

And you insult my attention span yikes

[maiden horizon]

I did this for a rare and poly tag and got the obby

[cosmic harbor]

should i sell some of my jokers for stencil?

[ancient gyro]

now what

[narrow wadi]

i'd take an x2 stencil over todd and summit probably

[distant vault]

I be taking naps

[tender hill]

uhhh

Complete that blind

[ancient gyro]

ok

[narrow wadi]

i second this

[heavy heron]

are we sure

[terse dock]

Switch to Blue Deck

[ancient gyro]

tell me how

[tender hill]

bro wth

[heavy heron]

also blue joker is rental

this sucks

[tender hill]

it deadass had a blueprint

[heavy heron]

OH YOU

[heavy heron]

DONT HSVE THE TRIBE UNLOCKED YET

so you see different stuff

[distant vault]

Bro goes to last hand then asks someone else to complete it 💀

[ancient gyro]

I don't have any spare profiles 💔

[tender hill]

wdym

[heavy heron]

it’s a joker

[narrow wadi]

you want to start by beating the score requirement, in this instance that is 600, given u have 333 u need 267 more

[tender hill]

oh ok

[heavy heron]

“The tribe”

[tender hill]

Wat does it do

[heavy heron]

you don’t have it unlocked it yet

[heavy heron]

2x on flushes

[wintry ice]

not the rental on the shortcut 🥀

[maiden horizon]

Damn you guys are optimizng card unlocks

[ancient gyro]

sometimes

[heavy heron]

straight up messed up

[distant vault]

Yall aren't taking poly skip??

[wintry ice]

get it

straight up

[tender hill]

just play the seed bro

[maiden horizon]

Poly skip is actually underrated ngl

[distant vault]

Poly skip is ass

[heavy heron]

AFTER YOUVE TOLD ME TO MAKE THE WORST CHOICES

[distant vault]

But I still take

[heavy heron]

JUST PLAY THE SEED BRO AND THIS IS THE STATE IM IN

[sonic nexus]

I love the flush hand

[terse dock]

It's ass

[distant vault]

Because dopamine

[narrow wadi]

poly skip has to be good to be underrated surely

[tender hill]

hey theres a poly burnt joker

And trio

[maiden horizon]

Better than no xmult

[distant vault]

Correct

[ancient gyro]

leaving bloodstone undiscovered is a calming soul to the mind

[distant vault]

Still ass

[heavy heron]

i’m restarting

nobody deserves a start like this

nobody

[tender hill]

kk

[maiden horizon]

It's good if it's ur only option for xmult

[acoustic kettle]

Ante 2 round 1

[heavy heron]

the rentals.. perishables…

it’s all too painful..

[wintry ice]

blackboard start is by far the optimal choice

[distant vault]

abk is now online

[narrow wadi]

it cannot be your only option for xmult as it is skipping a shop which is another option

[heavy heron]

well yea but i dont like being smart

[acoustic kettle]

Hi

[maiden horizon]

If ur broke it's fine

[narrow wadi]

u shld not be broke enough past ante 1 to where this is a good play

[maiden horizon]

Nahhh the mute react is crazy

[tender hill]

Just play on red stake or sum

[acoustic kettle]

What if poly skip

X2

[distant vault]

Poly skip haters in shambles

[tender hill]

poly skip is op

[acoustic kettle]

Buffoon pack so 3 poly

[narrow wadi]

something working once is not a counter to me hating

[distant vault]

[tender hill]

if you have the double tag deck or whatever its called

[heavy heron]

sorry it’s coded in my blood to gold stake and suffer

i shall try my best

[distant vault]

Good for you

[narrow wadi]

any joker skip can be great, the issue is that 90% of the time it's not

[distant vault]

🙄

[tender hill]

yes i made it past ante 5

Finally

[maiden horizon]

The top up tag:

[tender hill]

ok now

[ancient gyro]

oh damn I have to retype my red seal list if I wanna add more players on the list of unteachers

[narrow wadi]

is that the 2 commons one?

[distant vault]

Whatever will they do

[maiden horizon]

Yes

[narrow wadi]

that could be rebate rtb

[acoustic kettle]

Riff raff

[distant vault]

Shall I tell them to start crying

[acoustic kettle]

Could be photochad

[maiden horizon]

Riff raff is a guaranteed take in gold stake

[narrow wadi]

i take eternal riff raff shop 1

[maiden horizon]

Ante 1

[maiden horizon]

Yeah this is a good play

[distant vault]

Poly skip haters are just bad

[acoustic kettle]

I never really find riff raff ante 1

[terse dock]

Wouldn't take a rental eternal raff

[heavy heron]

hehehehehehhehehehe

burnt joker + flushes

[maiden horizon]

Riff raff and vaga are the only guaranteed take jokers in ante 1

[heavy heron]

🤤

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[distant vault]

Salsa is good

[left juniper]

Riff Raff Ante 1 is good. It can hang out for the entire run just to get disabled by Crimson Heart and do EVEN MORE

[distant vault]

I like salsa

[heavy heron]

good thing i’m on gluttonous

[ancient gyro]

i can think of far more than that

[serene forge]

I don't think I would take an eternal rental vaga on black deck

[narrow wadi]

i would always take rebate, burnt, any good scaling +mult

[left juniper]

You can't think for the person who says they will only take 2

[narrow wadi]

prob more

[acoustic kettle]

Any scaling +mult is a guaranteed take

[maiden horizon]

Oh and I guess economic jokers too

[ancient gyro]

more than that

[tender hill]

And i got a square joker first ante 6 shop

Do i take it

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[tender hill]

its holographic

[maiden horizon]

Ok I forgot abt rebate

[narrow wadi]

too late probably

[tender hill]

and theres 2 bufoon packs too

[distant vault]

Not on ante 6

[acoustic kettle]

Any scaling +mult +chips

[maiden horizon]

Would you take it if it's a rental

[narrow wadi]

yes

[tender hill]

bro

[maiden horizon]

Depends

[tender hill]

the buffoon packs are asss

[distant vault]

Flash card my beloved

[tender hill]

brodie

[wintry ice]

and pretty much any scaling joker

[tender hill]

I need a retrigger joker

[narrow wadi]

not flash card lol

[ancient gyro]

if it has an edition, if I'm on yellow/blue deck, if grabber isn't in shop or if I'm about to die, yes

[distant vault]

I love flash

[serene forge]

probably not

[maiden horizon]

I wouldn't take any of them if they're rentals

[acoustic kettle]

Rental flash card ante 1 is crazy work

[wintry ice]

fair ig

[maiden horizon]

Very contextual

[narrow wadi]

it might start scaling in ante 4

[tender hill]

im just upgrading high card with burnt joker

[ancient gyro]

fits with your contextual question

[serene forge]

I hate

[ancient gyro]

you

[wintry ice]

oh yeah the bottom 3 scaling jokers exist

[maiden horizon]

Riff raff is a guaranteed take on ante 1 no matter what

[narrow wadi]

yo u can super react

that's crazy

[ancient gyro]

nope

[narrow wadi]

wtf was that

[terse dock]

Naw

Bottom 5 sure

[ancient gyro]

there are conditions

[maiden horizon]

You got me

[narrow wadi]

how do i super react?

[serene forge]

bottom 3 is fortune boots what else

[acoustic kettle]

The bottom of the list

[maiden horizon]

What conditions

[distant vault]

Flash the goat

[terse dock]

It isnt bootstraps fortune teller or (I hate to say it) dagger

[acoustic kettle]

Throwback

[tender hill]

alright

[terse dock]

Discord Nitro

[tender hill]

Only thing i can do to save this run

[serene forge]

that's not mult

[tender hill]

is add more cards

To the deck

[narrow wadi]

i have nitro

[tender hill]

So i can maximize my chip output with blue joker

[maiden horizon]

Handsome ass card

[wintry ice]

fortune boots flash

[narrow wadi]

but don't know how to super react

[distant vault]

Does throwback have the best smile

[serene forge]

damn

[wintry ice]

for +mult

[left juniper]

I think so

[ancient gyro]

painted deck under one specific tag, rental on black in a easy a1 boss blind, eternal rental, better already given options present, etc

[wintry ice]

throwback is the worst if we count xmult

[distant vault]

Definitely

[terse dock]

Idk how to do it on pc but on mobile you open the emoji menu and hit the icon with sparkles

[tender hill]

I sold smiley face for swashbuckler

[ancient gyro]

scaling x mult*

[acoustic kettle]

Blowback blowman

[narrow wadi]

i did it

[narrow wadi]

thanks this worked

[acoustic kettle]

It's there on mobile

[wintry ice]

the discussion is about scaling mult

[terse dock]

Read carefully

[west python]

Should I use ouija?

[acoustic kettle]

Damn

[maiden horizon]

Rental on black is not that bad considering you can get scoring from riff

[distant vault]

Fuck no

[left juniper]

Abstract is my favourite scaling +mult joker because it looks like a rooster

[acoustic kettle]

I misread

[ancient gyro]

top right after opening emote panel

[acoustic kettle]

The latro is getting to me

[distant vault]

Abk cookin

[terse dock]

Talisman the leg

[ancient gyro]

low rolls happen

[wintry ice]

no

[tender hill]

IM GONNA KMS

BROOOOOO

FUCKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKX

[terse dock]

Don't do that that kills you

[west python]

Leg?

[tender hill]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[maiden horizon]

Same with every other thing in balatro

[terse dock]

Mom's Leg

[tender hill]

RAAAAAAAA

I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME

[wintry ice]

are we witnessign a mental breakdown

[west python]

Okay

[brittle temple]

calm down man

you'll get good christmas presents

[narrow wadi]

this is why john jones is my goat

[left juniper]

clam down 🐚

[wintry ice]

just screenshot the lose screen and get the karma

[terse dock]

I understand you are anguished but I find it scarcely necessary to header text

[left juniper]

Wait that works? brb

[maiden horizon]

Who is this Mr. Jones

[narrow wadi]

john bones jones

[acoustic kettle]

Can i get a crazy seed for gold stake

My christmas present

[terse dock]

John Paul Jones is a pirate

[tender hill]

WHY DO I HAVE TO GET THE WORST SCALING JOKERS IN LATE GAME

[maiden horizon]

You mean bones?

[maiden horizon]

He's actually the goat bro

[tender hill]

AND THIS LOSING MUSIC IS PISSING ME OFF BRO

[left juniper]

CRZYSEED

[narrow wadi]

yes my goat

[ancient gyro]

you've forgotten about what I've been playing for the last three months to reach this conclusion

[narrow wadi]

jon bones jones

[terse dock]

I understand you are anguished but I find it scarcely necessary to header text

[quartz ember]

yes we need screenshot to start thrashing you for being unskilled

[acoustic kettle]

I wonder what's in this

[tender hill]

SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME COCAINE

[terse dock]

Meth is better for balatro

[maiden horizon]

Where's the riff raff

[terse dock]

Cocaine is better for megabonk

[left juniper]

mods launch this person into the sun please

[ancient gyro]

give me one

[ancient gyro]

erm rule 10 @ mods

[brittle temple]

condemed to every joker being baron

[tacit quail]

That's not a food joker

[tender hill]

someone give me a seed so i can win on blue deck bro

[left juniper]

wtf there are rules

[maiden horizon]

The aleeb....

[tender hill]

kk

[maiden horizon]

Open tarots

[ancient gyro]

dammit my melatonin wore off

[narrow wadi]

could be a food joker if it like started at +40 mult but each second spent playing a round lowers the mult by 1

[terse dock]

WLLYWONK

[tender hill]

Do i skip small and big blind

[maiden horizon]

No

[tender hill]

In first ante

[acoustic kettle]

Nooooo

[maiden horizon]

Open tarots

[tender hill]

kk

[atomic trout]

👁️

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[maiden horizon]

Some boss blinds need to go man

[ancient gyro]

I'll give you a seed I won on black deck. if you win on this seed within an hour I'll gift you a little nitro bounty

[acoustic kettle]

This seed is funny

[brittle temple]

sadly

[tender hill]

canio

ok

i see why you gave me this seed

[maiden horizon]

Open tarots

[tender hill]

im gonna take riffraff out of that buffoon pack aswell

[ancient gyro]

she pie on my bomb until I time out

[brittle temple]

ante20 riff raff

[heavy heron]

@tender hill okay fck that seed

[tender hill]

ok i restarted the run

i got perkeo

[tender hill]

skill issue

[heavy heron]

BRO

i mean i saw the winning line

you take blackboard

burnt joker

spam pairs

ankh blackboard later

and uh.. win

BUT

[slow iris]

jokerless pair build

[heavy heron]

i took a gluttonous route 🤤

[left juniper]

Big if true

[tender hill]

just admit it.

[heavy heron]

(and paid the price)

[tender hill]

youre buns.

[heavy heron]

okay fine i suck

💔

[ancient gyro]

y'roue*

[tender hill]

its okay

we all suck

if we actually played poker

[left juniper]

We all sucked at Balatro initially. I mean you all did. I was amazing. But eventually you'll get better

[serene forge]

very gay lesbian hornet

[tender hill]

We would get our shit fried

[heavy heron]

i couldn’t help myself

[heavy heron]

but my gluttonous route

[narrow wadi]

eyur'o*

[tender hill]

Nice view

[heavy heron]

woah woah woah

[left juniper]

@manic talon get in here

[heavy heron]

i need a trigger warning before you show me the outdoors

i’ve only like

[heavy heron]

heard of it, never seen it

the outdoors

???

[slow iris]

familiar looking place

[tender hill]

Perkeo and triboulet in ante one

ok

[terse dock]

"Here, unparalleled tempo allowing you to win down the line"

[heavy heron]

THATS CRAZY

fun looking actually

that’s awesome

[tender hill]

IS IT JUST GONNA BE SOUL CARDS EVERY TAROT?