🕹・game-discussion

[distant vault]

Fuck green joker

[trim notch]

What he did to u

[distant vault]

Nothing

Thats the problem

[acoustic kettle]

Greenist

[distant vault]

Are you a greenist

abk

[acoustic kettle]

You are

[distant vault]

abk

[trim notch]

if u like red deck

[distant vault]

Are you a green joker enthusiast

[trim notch]

u are comunis

if u like blu dek

[acoustic kettle]

It is good

[trim notch]

u are capit

if u like black dek

[distant vault]

Don't do this to me

[trim notch]

[wanton breach]

Burnt joker is the best joker

[distant vault]

😪

I thought we had something

[trim notch]

The best if low cards main hand

[acoustic kettle]

Top 3 scaling +mult

[distant vault]

Okay, what's your top 1

[acoustic kettle]

Bus

[distant vault]

Twins

[high barn]

Gross Hand

[terse vale]

<@&1133519078540185692> finally a valid reason to boot you bro

[distant vault]

We're back together again

[wanton breach]

Yea i play high cards and duplicating queens while searching for baron(it never appears)

[high barn]

God I miss her

[potent tree]

well, that's abandoned done and dusted. not bad to finally throw it away

[acoustic kettle]

[distant vault]

I missed her too

[high barn]

Balatro made me do it

[smoky merlin]

this you?

[high barn]

No regrets

[terse vale]

horrible joke

[smoky merlin]

any last words?

[trim notch]

When i beated boss blind on ante 8 i thought i won... but expedition 33 won it

[smoky merlin]

oops. too slow

[high barn]

[sly osprey]

ahahahahahah

[acoustic kettle]

Live execution

[trim notch]

What happened

[high barn]

I was here

[trim notch]

Who died

[sly osprey]

I was reading his message history, twas no shakespeare

[smoky merlin]

and nothing of value was lost

[wanton breach]

This isn't instagram, bozo 😭🥀💀

[high barn]

Dumbest joke I read in weeks tbh

[trim notch]

What yall even talking about

[distant vault]

Balatro

[smoky merlin]

gameing

[high barn]

Some dude saying he didn't like black deck cause he's racist

[potent tree]

stats after 9 decks completed. lots of full houses in abandoned but pair still remains top hand.

[wanton breach]

Now we know who the real fool is

[sly osprey]

🖐️ high five

[trim notch]

[distant vault]

Anyways, how bout that square joker

[trim notch]

Trash

Never used it

[acoustic kettle]

Square is good

[distant vault]

Shit

[high barn]

[distant vault]

Bro...

[distant vault]

Why

[trim notch]

I preffer using green joker while hsving yorick

[proper flame]

I used to be a square hater but i realized its a skill issue

perfectly fine jonkler

[acoustic kettle]

Square does exactly what it does

[distant vault]

Im a square hater

[acoustic kettle]

Easy to scale

[wanton breach]

Good only on plasma if you're committed to it

[trim notch]

Wee better

[acoustic kettle]

Duh it is a rare

[trim notch]

That clown doesnt look like erosion

[potent tree]

ah dear. checkered deck is of course my next deck...

[high barn]

Erosion got eroded

[wanton breach]

Wee is better but rare, also playing 2 is just as tedious as searching for wee

[trim notch]

[high barn]

Erodicated

[potent tree]

i'm going to try and maximize straight flushes over regular flushes here. or even regular straights

[acoustic kettle]

Supernova is great

[high barn]

Wanna see mine

[distant vault]

Agreed

[acoustic kettle]

Close second behind bus

[distant vault]

Sly snuck in

[potent tree]

0 rare jokers in your top 10 is impressive

[distant vault]

Thanks

[trim notch]

I think i have the most posser stats on jokers

[distant vault]

[acoustic kettle]

I use jolly more than sly tbh

[distant vault]

Is jolly the +8

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[potent tree]

for pair yes

[distant vault]

I had blueprint but sly overtook it

[trim notch]

Sly carried me on plasma

Cool joker

[high barn]

Sale Balatrito?

[distant vault]

Sly is good

[potent tree]

yes i am not based...

[high barn]

🤙🏻 🤓

[trim notch]

Green joker thinks he's part of the team

[potent tree]

grimbo will always be part of the team

[distant vault]

I like red card.

[potent tree]

the real question is raised fist

[trim notch]

I hate redcard

[distant vault]

I prefer flash but never see it

[wintry ice]

it's floor is the same as square's median and it can get better

[potent tree]

isn't there like a red card copypasta

[trim notch]

[wanton breach]

Didn't realize i often use photochad to win

[distant vault]

Run almost dead

[wintry ice]

expected

[trim notch]

Sigma

i remembered that term existed

[acoustic kettle]

How is triboulet that high

[distant vault]

Poly skip and still lived

[trim notch]

All in same run

🗣

[wanton breach]

I don't even know, i did remember bumping into him a few times but, maybe it's just because i didn't play as much as the rest of you did

[acoustic kettle]

I don't think i even have 100 rounds on trib

Empty jonkler slot

[high barn]

Love u bois

And girls

[wanton breach]

Very not hetreosexual

Nice

[potent tree]

i changed my mind. i'm a little too tired to get started on checkered tonight

[somber geode]

which one do I take

[potent tree]

perhaps i will move to a different game

[potent tree]

constellation imo

[potent tree]

get good econ (burglar) and you're set to scale

[high barn]

I am winning dad

[trim notch]

Improud

[potent tree]

hi rei

[wanton breach]

Rei is proud of you

[trim notch]

I only won one time on gold but im proud

[potent tree]

also random pikachu in the background

[high barn]

Lol yeah chilling Pikachu

[trim notch]

Luck amulets

[somber geode]

I COULD take both. but then I'd miss out on the voucher

[high barn]

And this lil guy on my tree

[potent tree]

nah just constellation

[acoustic kettle]

I've seen so many blueprint and brainstorm lately

[distant vault]

I always sell trib

[potent tree]

stuntman can always be risky if you don't like playing hc/pair

[distant vault]

Except for when I needed gold sticker

Minecraft

[acoustic kettle]

Do you relly need hiero

[trim notch]

Same aswell but all of them with the 5 round debuffer

[high barn]

Sell everything, reroll and buy Minecraft

[potent tree]

terraria nazar no way

[trim notch]

How much is balatro on yall country

[somber geode]

I meannnn

[trim notch]

[vocal rose]

stuntman isn’t risky

[somber geode]

this is only my new phone after the save wipe

[vocal rose]

the only risk about stuntman is you win too fast

[high barn]

S/. 69.69

[vocal rose]

and so you can’t scale some decent +mult scalers well

[potent tree]

i've had several stuntman runs stall at ante 5-6

[trim notch]

[vocal rose]

not a fault of stuntman

[high barn]

Immune to poison n shit

I can't remember lol

[acoustic kettle]

100 baladollars

[potent tree]

cursed. but yes

[acoustic kettle]

Balallars

[distant vault]

Stuntman is dog shit

[potent tree]

poison is bezoar

[somber geode]

no but I want it

[acoustic kettle]

Nah

[high barn]

Lol I love terraria I miss her

[trim notch]

balalawork

[vocal rose]

stuntman handles one of the biggest problems that people run into in balatro which is a consistent chip source

it’s very goood

[distant vault]

Jk

[somber geode]

I like. pair

[distant vault]

[potent tree]

xmult is clearly favored over chips tho??

[somber geode]

pair my goat

[high barn]

Stuntman is my friend

[trim notch]

Get 4 stuntman on a run and u will see that u die

[wanton breach]

Castle should make X chips

[distant vault]

I love stuntman

[potent tree]

juggler in my 5th slot:

[acoustic kettle]

Damn

[trim notch]

That remembered me

[distant vault]

Best xmult in the game just dropped

[wanton breach]

Maybe 0.2x chips every (random suit) discarded

[trim notch]

If u use alot of ectos and get 0 hand size but meanwhile u r in shoo

[high barn]

Look who's back

[acoustic kettle]

So op

[trim notch]

If u buy a joker that gives hand size, u will survive?

[trim notch]

After u used all of the ecto

[vocal rose]

oh my god x chips won’t exist

actually we have x chips already

[potent tree]

as long as your handsize at bottom of screen does not have 0 in the denominator you will live

[vocal rose]

it’s mult

[wanton breach]

Maybe in some world

[trim notch]

Thats what im doubting about

[acoustic kettle]

I want xchips as a plasmer

[trim notch]

U in shlp and u use alot of ectos

U wont die there

But ur hand size is 0

[vocal rose]

bros baiting

[trim notch]

So u buy a hand size joker

[distant vault]

I meant showman

[vocal rose]

oh

[trim notch]

Will u survive or u get negative hand size

[vocal rose]

bros right

[potent tree]

if you use 4 ectos and do not have painted deck, troubadour and juggler/paintbrush/palette, you lose

[distant vault]

Showman is dog shit

Probably F tier

[vocal rose]

showman is some ass

[acoustic kettle]

Showman sold me bananas

[distant vault]

Maybe D

[trim notch]

For winter update showman should be changed for Snowman

[potent tree]

painted deck and troubadour are 2 handsize, juggler is 1 handsize, paintbrush and palette are 1 permanent handsize for the run

[distant vault]

Showman actively hurting runs

[acoustic kettle]

Blowman

[vocal rose]

F tier

[trim notch]

U went far away

[distant vault]

F is right

[trim notch]

[potent tree]

of course ouija merry andy stuntman and ecto all decrease handsize

[distant vault]

For ante 8

Its just ass

[potent tree]

ecto being the only one to scale the downgrade

[vocal rose]

ecto sucks

[acoustic kettle]

I thought ouija scales

[potent tree]

nah ouija is always -1

[trim notch]

Ouija hits good

[vocal rose]

hi guys give me interactions here is my gold stake ante 8 tierlist

[trim notch]

One time i wanted aces and i got aces

[potent tree]

oh wait i forgot about senzu bean i mean turtle bean

[wanton breach]

How to trust yourself with ouija?

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[vocal rose]

don’t

[potent tree]

showman does not deserve this

[trim notch]

Sly joker A

[wanton breach]

Ouija is lose lose solution to my problem

[distant vault]

Bro

[trim notch]

When i use ouija im thinking

If it hits trash im resetting

[vocal rose]

yes it does

showman actively hurts runs

[trim notch]

If is good i let it

[vocal rose]

it’s terrible

[potent tree]

also i just used wily to win abandoned gold stake

[somber geode]

I took constellation, took planet packs and then got killed by the water

[wanton breach]

-handsize and randomized rank cannot go well in some of my plays

[acoustic kettle]

Actually soid list

[vocal rose]

I should move it up

[serene forge]

underrating supernova a little imo

[vocal rose]

sly joker is amazing

[trim notch]

Ye

[distant vault]

Why glass above card sharp

[vocal rose]

nah it could be perishable

[somber geode]

i think I may have rabies cause I now fear the water

[vocal rose]

card sharp has HARD counters

[potent tree]

i mean needle yes

and eye

[serene forge]

then why is hrt in a

[vocal rose]

not just that fact

[acoustic kettle]

I'd swap invis and erosion

[vocal rose]

having to scale using your main scoring hand is also a downside

[potent tree]

erosion can be very powerful yes

[distant vault]

My boy flash card

[vocal rose]

and awkward

[wanton breach]

Why trib is A- ?

[trim notch]

Ye

[vocal rose]

because trib requires ALOT of investment and has a lot of counters

[wanton breach]

Ohhh

[trim notch]

The plant

[vocal rose]

it’s good but not anything higher

[wanton breach]

You're right

[trim notch]

[vocal rose]

not even just that

[acoustic kettle]

Trib worst legendary hit most of the time

[distant vault]

How dog shit is seance really

[serene forge]

yes

[trim notch]

canio on abandoneck deck

[acoustic kettle]

Shit

[somber geode]

FUCK!!!!!

[acoustic kettle]

Still works

[distant vault]

Like really

[serene forge]

trib is literally worse

lmfao

[distant vault]

No joking

[trim notch]

Bro stop calling shit to every joker 😭

[trim notch]

Iknow

[vocal rose]

it’s shit

[serene forge]

dogshit jokers are dogshit

[trim notch]

I mean seance is it

[vocal rose]

@serene forge

[distant vault]

Bro mad that idol is dog shit too

[trim notch]

But he been callin dog shit to every joker

[distant vault]

Nah

[serene forge]

no disputes there

[vocal rose]

this is also why supernova isn’t that high

[acoustic kettle]

It is just so hard to get so little value

[vocal rose]

it’s high enough imo

[trim notch]

That trash tho...

[serene forge]

but this logic also applies to hrt

[vocal rose]

but I do need to move yorick to #2

[vocal rose]

yes it does but it does its job “better”

[wanton breach]

Is supernova xmult or +mult?

[vocal rose]

giving more value when you find it

[trim notch]

+mult

[vocal rose]

0.5 xmult is crazy

[trim notch]

Imagine x30 mult only bc u played 30 times high card

[high barn]

Only one deck to beat, people

[trim notch]

[wanton breach]

It's trash then

[trim notch]

Not that bad

[wanton breach]

Only good on mid game

[trim notch]

Idk

[acoustic kettle]

It is decent

[trim notch]

I get it 1 time on 20 runs

[distant vault]

Honestly throwback some dog shit too

[worn oasis]

am i allowed to ask for tips in this chat

[vocal rose]

erm

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[wanton breach]

When you have like 30+ played hand type

[trim notch]

Ye

[vocal rose]

nope nada none

[trim notch]

Copycat

[vocal rose]

yeah you’re playing the game wrong

[worn oasis]

with a screen recording too? or no

[vocal rose]

if you’re doing this

[acoustic kettle]

I sent it first

[vocal rose]

supernova is a solid scaling joker

[trim notch]

What was that

[acoustic kettle]

It is

[vocal rose]

thank you

[acoustic kettle]

Just bbc value

[distant vault]

I love bbc

[vocal rose]

any picks youd change

[trim notch]

What wad throwback

[distant vault]

Fuck baron

Baron some ass

[wanton breach]

I often get supernova too early when i still don't know what hand type i want to play

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[trim notch]

who doesnt

[somber geode]

it returns....

[acoustic kettle]

Nothing really

I'd swap invis and erosion but

[vocal rose]

that’s… literally the best time to get it?

[vocal rose]

true

[vocal rose]

do you not understand what makes scaling jokers fundamentally good

[trim notch]

i hate fullero

[vocal rose]

well I guess it is a retroactive one

[trim notch]

I hate card sharp

[potent tree]

poor 7. it has no special joker dedicated to it

[distant vault]

Bro...

[trim notch]

[acoustic kettle]

Card sharp is good

Just has some counters

[vocal rose]

yaaaas

[high barn]

Nice?

[potent tree]

very nice

[vocal rose]

good for straights and odd todd

[potent tree]

take it and run

[trim notch]

what jokers affect 7s?

[acoustic kettle]

Nothing

[potent tree]

but nothing uniquely affects 7s

[acoustic kettle]

Well odd todd

[trim notch]

dawh

[wanton breach]

It is ! I'm just having some skill issue

[vocal rose]

stop taking negative skips

[vocal rose]

that’s okay

but as long as you know

[trim notch]

Is red chip bro it aint hard 😭

[vocal rose]

we love learning

[vocal rose]

true

[distant vault]

Flash card my homie

[worn oasis]

i feel like im starting to fall behind, i have a very low mult on constellation, should i focus on beefing that up and getting more kings?

[wanton breach]

Still hate it tho. But i think it might helps me someday

[serene forge]

I hate Popcorn

[trim notch]

What about soda

[vocal rose]

we like early popcorn

[potent tree]

ace has scholar, fib, superposition
2 has wee, fib, hack
3 has fib, hack
4 has walkie, hack
5 has fib, hack
6 has sixthsense
8 has fib, 8ball
9 has cloud9
10 has walkie
jack has htr
queen has stm, trib
king has baron, trib

[distant vault]

Fuck popcorn

[serene forge]

its ok

[trim notch]

Stop hating

What if we say

Love yorick

[distant vault]

Yes

[trim notch]

[acoustic kettle]

Yes

[distant vault]

Yorick the goat

[vocal rose]

odd todd

[wanton breach]

Haters gonna hate, but popcorn came in clutch to keep my run going

[trim notch]

is the only leg joker i get on rounds

[potent tree]

i mean odd todd affects all odd jokers

and steven same with evens

it's not restricted to a certain range or set

in that sense...

sure 3 and 5 are identical

in that they have the same two

[trim notch]

I remember this cool run

[potent tree]

the running of the bulls

[wanton breach]

The spanish run

[distant vault]

Which is it

[wanton breach]

Just need a matador

[potent tree]

i believe in grimbo

[trim notch]

The greedy run

[wanton breach]

Rebate 90%

[acoustic kettle]

Grimbo

[distant vault]

Is it rebate

Damn

[trim notch]

Grimbo

[potent tree]

ante 1 grimbo is almost a free win (assuming you find xmult)

[wanton breach]

I would take rebate cuz you still really early in the run

You can win without joker until ante 2 small blind

[acoustic kettle]

Same thing can be said with grimbo

[trim notch]

The early u get a scalating joker the better it will get

[serene forge]

goood question

[acoustic kettle]

You can scale it really early

[wanton breach]

Rather get money

That's my point

[trim notch]

Ye

[distant vault]

I got green

[trim notch]

But isnt poker about gambling

[vocal rose]

grimbo secures scoring

rebate secures win

[potent tree]

rebate will appear in shop more often than grimbo (at least it does for me)

[wanton breach]

Balatro is about suffering

[vocal rose]

confirmation bias

[potent tree]

well you confirmation bias in favor of rebate

[trim notch]

Id about crying on ante 7 when u face the counter of ur jokers

[wanton breach]

Scaling on grimbo is the last thing i want to do

[vocal rose]

yeah this is a fat skill issue

[potent tree]

me whipping out my paintbrush:

[vocal rose]

you’re heavily undervaluing scaling +milt jokers

[wanton breach]

That's just common

[serene forge]

I love The Plant

[acoustic kettle]

Plant barely does anything

[trim notch]

I hate it on white stake

I dont care on higher stakes

[wanton breach]

Real

I think I'm undervaluing those jokers too much

[trim notch]

u know u start to learn the game when u preffer scaling mult joker rather than photograph

No esit

[acoustic kettle]

This server has such different opinions about jokers strength compared to anywhere else

[trim notch]

Eait

[trim notch]

We all agree that

Bloodstone is mid

[wanton breach]

My play style is deck shaping + getting xmult

[high barn]

W00T, little things incoming

[acoustic kettle]

It is just a fact

[wanton breach]

+mult is just a stepping stone for me

[trim notch]

Ngl but

[potent tree]

michael is best early game xmult

[wanton breach]

I think I watched too much roffle

[trim notch]

X10 mult doing barely sum if only 10 mult

[vocal rose]

no that should be a foundation

[acoustic kettle]

+mult is making the xmult better

Bigger

Stronger

[potent tree]

copying that once is 100, copying again is 1k

and then the card based xmults

[wanton breach]

I will try combining scaling +mult joker and ×mult joker next time

[high barn]

LMAO

[trim notch]

Ye but that specific case yk

Like u have a bp

[potent tree]

savescum!!

[serene forge]

just sell the damn thing

[potent tree]

scout your cards and then quickly exit the run

[trim notch]

spam random cards

[potent tree]

select cards to play, see what they are, memorize the positions. back out and reenter as many times as needed

[high barn]

LMAO really?

[acoustic kettle]

Savescum

[serene forge]

I hate Pareidolia

[high barn]

😭😭😭😭😭

[wanton breach]

You hate everything

[high barn]

Might just go to sleep and never play again

[potent tree]

well, don't do that

[serene forge]

no

[potent tree]

it's a technique some frown upon

but not all! certainly not me

[high barn]

Man f this run 😭😭😭

[potent tree]

savescum has allowed me to save my runs many times before

[wanton breach]

What hand do you play most?

[vocal rose]

just fucking sell parei

it’s so ass

[potent tree]

pulls canio in next arcana pack

[minor portal]

but smiley value

[wanton breach]

They relied on it

[acoustic kettle]

Bbc value

[serene forge]

I hate Smiley Face

[wanton breach]

Smiley + sock value

[minor portal]

The Grinch who stole balatro

[potent tree]

then i will be the defender of the grinch

[acoustic kettle]

Balatro movie

Searching for the latro

[atomic trout]

Eat my ass

[trim notch]

If balatro is so good why isnt called goolatro

[minor portal]

It's always "I hate [joker]", "I hate [hand type]", where's the positivity.

[wanton breach]

You can see how much i like doing photochad

[trim notch]

The positivity is on the good starts and not some trash joker

If we dont have hate on our lifes then how can we learn the good

[serene forge]

i love my gf

[trim notch]

That aint a joker

[wanton breach]

Because its bad, hence balatro

[trim notch]

Goty

[minor portal]

I almost gave an actual response

[wanton breach]

Because I'm not very gay lesbian

[minor portal]

I have to remember I'm a gimmick account here.

[trim notch]

[serene forge]

youre poly tho

[potent tree]

truth nuke

[trim notch]

Holographic

[minor portal]

those who foil

[trim notch]

Why holo gives xmult but on cards gives +mult

[potent tree]

rats, foiled again.

[trim notch]

🤓

[wanton breach]

It have a different context, but fot the joke. I'll let that slide

[atomic trout]

Damn

[potent tree]

no holo also gives +mult on jokers...

[trim notch]

Wait, say dat again

[potent tree]

rats, foiled again!

[trim notch]

I meant hologram

[atomic trout]

How the hell do I lose to the HOOK?

[minor portal]

because your cards aren't holograms

[serene forge]

this is literally polychrome, fucking identity fraud

[trim notch]

Using grimbo

[trim notch]

Dat robloc game

[potent tree]

i've lost to it before. mainly on higher stakes where i can't form a 5 card hand

unless grimbo. if i grimbo then pair = win

[wanton breach]

Gay oil spill pattern

[trim notch]

Chill out

[minor portal]

burger grimbo

[trim notch]

We dont want any more live execution

[wanton breach]

My bad

[trim notch]

[potent tree]

"your execution will be in 3 days!"

[trim notch]

Your execution will be on 5 rounds

[vast delta]

holy synergy

[wanton breach]

Can you imagine getting banned in a card game dc server because saying gay

[potent tree]

now find a vampire and ez win

[vast delta]

frr

[trim notch]

If u use it as an insult, u csn get bsnned

[potent tree]

vampire splash midas pareidolia

free 0.5xmult per hand

[wanton breach]

Waht if i insult myself?

[trim notch]

Vampire splash midas pareidolia golden ticket

[trim notch]

Strange...

[worn oasis]

is it even possible to beat ante 13??

[minor portal]

Yes.

[potent tree]

ehh ticket can be phased out in favor of strong +mult

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[trim notch]

Ye

Bro

[worn oasis]

how😭😭

[potent tree]

or chips if you have a high level hand already

[trim notch]

I said it first now

U copycat

[wanton breach]

Midas first, then vampire

[acoustic kettle]

Nah

[somber geode]

I WON AGAIN

[potent tree]

beating ante 13 unseeded is difficult, but i've done it a few times before

[minor portal]

eight ball carried fr

[somber geode]

it gave me a lot of tarots ngl

[worn oasis]

it asked for 70b chips and i was only able to get to 2.5b💔

[vast delta]

oh wow thanks showman, you shouldn't have

[trim notch]

Only dificult on high stakes, on white chips is easy

[somber geode]

I had a cartomancer too which. I only got cuz of it being polychrome

[trim notch]

He upgrading himself, let him be

[potent tree]

lemme check what stakes i did a few runs at yesterday

[vast delta]

We love a character Arc

[acoustic kettle]

He's dying of cancer so he recommended a healthy friend of his

[vast delta]

LMAO

[wanton breach]

Yes

[worn oasis]

any deck can beat ante 13 unseeded?

[trim notch]

Yes

[acoustic kettle]

All deck yes

[wanton breach]

Wait, it's seeded

My bad

[trim notch]

u just need a decent combination of jokers

[worn oasis]

hmmm im not sure where i went wrong

i have a ss of what i had if you wanna look

[potent tree]

i can't see what stake this is exactly. think it's purple?

[worn oasis]

im a very new player and would like any tips youre willing to give

[acoustic kettle]

Looks purple

[potent tree]

oh nvm it was red

[acoustic kettle]

Nvm

[wanton breach]

Ante 14 unseeded

[acoustic kettle]

Looks red

[potent tree]

yeah i made ante 14 on red stake nebula and white stake ghost i think

[serene forge]

I hate Plasma Deck

I hate Green Deck

[acoustic kettle]

Got ante 20 or something on plasma

[serene forge]

I hate Nebula Deck

[potent tree]

unseeded?

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[potent tree]

noice

[acoustic kettle]

Baron mime though

[wanton breach]

This is the seed where i found natural negative trib and ankh, and brlueprint

[acoustic kettle]

I feel dirty

[potent tree]

i've made it close to 15 before but never out of 14

[worn oasis]

is the iron seal 1.5x king gimick good? thats what i tried but ig i fell short at some point

[potent tree]

that's probably the only build, if there aren't one or two others, that can even pass 14 tbh

nothing wrong with that

[trim notch]

The game ragebaits me alot

[serene forge]

ye

[wanton breach]

Good on high ante and depends on how much cards do you have

[potent tree]

if i had maybe another chad or photo i could have gotten to 15 in my run

[west perch]

this build is cooking

i'm gonna get a deck full of 2s

[serene forge]

skip less

[acoustic kettle]

It was 23

[trim notch]

Idk why i skipped alot

But i didnt loss because scoring itself

[worn oasis]

wtf😭😭 i didnt even know 13 joke slots was possible

[trim notch]

Is just the glass card i had didnt appeared

[serene forge]

I hate Negative Tag

[potent tree]

damn unseeded and not even completionist?? guess this isn't your first save

[lunar zealot]

Ello ello

[trim notch]

👅

[potent tree]

hi kami, the balatro player

[trim notch]

Baseball lover on 2026?

[somber geode]

8 ball my beloved

[potent tree]

is this true?

[acoustic kettle]

It is

I just got lucky with the build

[potent tree]

damn

[serene forge]

my second naneinf

[lunar zealot]

why do you still have this image saved

is everything i say intelligent

[trim notch]

Luchador be on sum: i have long life ahh
No da wall is coming 😭

I feel like i have 8 years

Im not that

discord dont ban me

[acoustic kettle]

Banned

[trim notch]

Im schizofrenic

[trim notch]

Glazing

[wanton breach]

I hope i found more chicot next time

[lunar zealot]

i am VERY smart

[trim notch]

Self glazing

[potent tree]

surprisingly 7 in every 1000 players have c++

[trim notch]

[terse dock]

at least its not 6 in efer 7

Im so sorry

[potent tree]

that's 7 cavendishes going extinct for each player

[terse dock]

Why do I do this to myself

[trim notch]

U better be

[lunar zealot]

67

67

67

67

67

[potent tree]

not anymore

[trim notch]

i am VERY smart" 🤓

[potent tree]

also magearna pfp i just noticed very cool

[trim notch]

What is better

Be on bed with alot of heat

[wanton breach]

69

[trim notch]

Or open da window and get eaten by mosquito

[potent tree]

open da window. you're a hiker anyways, mosquito don't mean nothin to ya

[acoustic kettle]

False

[vast delta]

YIPPEE

[wanton breach]

Sleep on the bath tub with warm water

[vast delta]

(a few antes late but, alas)

[potent tree]

now, let the bloodbath commence.

[trim notch]

I have 6 bite of mosquitoes on my right hand in one night

[vast delta]

🦇

[wanton breach]

Amateur

[trim notch]

My entire body

Has bites

[potent tree]

biting midges in florida:

[trim notch]

Yaoi generic couple

[wanton breach]

I get 20+ bites every night and still be fine

[trim notch]

87

[wanton breach]

Not that fine actually, but still that proves something

[potent tree]

it was almost 10 years ago that i went on a camping trip once. the friday night was the worst i've ever had. thunderstorm, lightning strike 100 feet away on the ocean, and the no-see-ums tore me up

[atomic trout]

Fuck off.

[trim notch]

U been sending onky kose slk the time

[atomic trout]

This is why Plasma Deck sucks.

[trim notch]

Is white deck aint that hard

[trim notch]

Daqg

[potent tree]

white stake you mean

[trim notch]

[potent tree]

also 2pair on plasma? i don't even remember what i used for plasma last time

[wanton breach]

White deck and black deck, the sock and the buskin

[potent tree]

so sock just doesn't exist then

[trim notch]

Black deck and painted deck type shi

[potent tree]

i like to think of the first 5 decks as olympic decks

since they match the colors of the olympic rings

[trim notch]

I have 3 deckd on gold stake

And i have 2 locked decks

🥶

Win on black deck one

And idk

[potent tree]

food for thought for me. i got my first c++ on 4 december. can i get c+ again by 4 january?

i can't get c++ for sure

[trim notch]

I can win on orsnge stake

[potent tree]

c++ will probably take me like 4 months

[wanton breach]

C++? Like the programming language or what?

[trim notch]

But golden stake making me poop

[potent tree]

completionist++

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[wanton breach]

Ohh

[trim notch]

If im not wrong it means u got all jokrd with gold thingy

[serene forge]

i used it the other day

[vast delta]

hell yeah

[serene forge]

I didn't have it saved but i remembered it so i ran back and grabbed it

[shell rock]

gold staking it

[serene forge]

i love hrt

[potent tree]

hit rhe toad

[vast delta]

I'm beating each deck on each stake first! But yes, very soon

[potent tree]

oh you're just in front of me then

i'm gonna start on checkered deck tomorrow

[wanton breach]

I always play on my "unlock all" accounts, so no achievement for me

[potent tree]

today was all about abandoned.

this time i'm also fortunate enough to have found all 150 jokers before the rest of my vouchers

[trim notch]

U should play normal

It looks cool when u unlock jokers

[potent tree]

which means i can more easily get c+ before c, and potentially even c++ if i wanted to

[wanton breach]

I have once, but the lack of joker makes me always lose

[trim notch]

Cap

[wanton breach]

Just skill issue

[trim notch]

U can win without unlocking jokers

[wanton breach]

I'm new to balatro that time

[atomic trout]

Trying to win 8 rounds is impossible

[shell rock]

is c+ gold stake every deck, i forget

[wanton breach]

Now I got carried away with my unlocked account

[shell rock]

A

[acoustic kettle]

Ye

[potent tree]

yes it is

[shell rock]

i feel like i can do that one

[potent tree]

yeah c+ takes less time but can be considered slightly harder

[shell rock]

does purple stake ever become easy

[potent tree]

especially if you decide to be like me and complete them all in order

purple stake was an issue for me on ghost deck but not many places else

so far.

[acoustic kettle]

I just do in random order

[shell rock]

ghost deck my beloved~

[acoustic kettle]

I haven't played blue deck at all

[potent tree]

oh it's a new day.

[acoustic kettle]

[trim notch]

Goodnight yall i love yall

[acoustic kettle]

On 3 gold deck rn

On the way to 4th

[trim notch]

It aint that hard to write goodnight.........

😔

[acoustic kettle]

Bad night

[trim notch]

ok copycat...

[potent tree]

abysmal night.

[unreal island]

should i take hrt

[potent tree]

that is a question i cannot answer, as i prefer to remain a man.

[acoustic kettle]

Being a woman

Is rad

I love women

🥰

[brittle temple]

I love blueprints

[acoustic kettle]

Leave some for the rest of us santa

[west perch]

you guys wanna see my huge black wee

[potent tree]

antimatter found

instant win

[brittle temple]

Can we make the boss blinds yell their effect at you at ear shattering sounds I keep forgetting to read then

[serene forge]

if you want to

[atomic trout]

The Wheel and Wheel of Forturne are twins.

[unreal island]

yeah im kinda hungry

[ancient gyro]

my missing piece

[dusky meteor]

idk if its a wee anymore if its huge

[west perch]

its at 2500

[ancient gyro]

what a funny and inoffensive joker lineup

💔

[wintry ice]

wh

genuinely how the hell is this not dead

[formal shadow]

wait what is this joker what does it do i dont havei t unlocked

[potent tree]

merry andy. -1 handsize but +3 discards

[terse dock]

Win a run in less than 12 rounds

[potent tree]

more accurately 12 or less

[ancient gyro]

wdym this run is goated

splash pot meta

[placid cave]

"oh boy i love my full house fibonacci hack build-"
one shop later:

[west perch]

oh man that was such a fun run

i got scaled out on ante 14 but i was cooking with 2s

got my lucky red seal 2's, got about 8 polychrome steel 2s and then just couldn't get through one ante

[wintry ice]

this is a catdroll moment

[ancient gyro]

catdroll

[mint jetty]

@serene forge ?

This roffle guy stole your catch phrase

[hot plank]

just got the craziest ante 2 shop. no skips too

thank you localthunk

[deft sandal]

maybe @serene forge is roffle

[distant vault]

Let's go

[novel hound]

orange stake i hope you know you’re fucked

bam beat it

[shrewd hatch]

shit

[novel hound]

i got the plant on ante 9 tho lol

[shrewd hatch]

lmao

[vague sequoia]

Copying wrong 💔 💔 💔

Why are yall so shit at optimisation

[vague sequoia]

Ragebait ❤️‍🩹

[novel hound]

i mean idk i heard that photograph needs to be the copied one if you aren’t using glass

[shrewd hatch]

i got pareidolia so it was ok

[vague sequoia]

score= retriggers x score
Maximise this

[vague sequoia]

Trading card is coming your way I feel it

[potent tree]

for maximum score have one copy photo and the other chad

[vague sequoia]

One is 3x3 and other is 5x2

9<10

[distant vault]

Fuck obelisk

[dark cairn]

holy shit my first 2 lucky cards gave me $20 back to back 😭

[novel hound]

society if it wasn’t perishable (i use checkered)

nvm the run’s screwed thanks eye

[distant vault]

Dead

[orchid comet]

hi

[vocal rose]

smeared is like

okay

with ancient

not necessary at all

[orchid comet]

BRUH

WHITE STAKE

[serene forge]

I really have to wonder what possessed you to take an eternal ancient joker on checkered deck

[novel hound]

the potential of smeared

[serene forge]

its

bruh

just use bloodstone

[novel hound]

🙃

[serene forge]

its the same thing

works 50% of the time unless you have one particular other uncommon joker

[serene forge]

weakest bus run

[orchid comet]

LMAO

W

[placid cave]

got to ante 16, there was antimatter but i was unlucky

[dark cairn]

dont you love how the one time you try to do a burglar run it spawns the eye

thanks localthunk very cool

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.

[vocal rose]

you had 2 full rounds to prepare

[quartz ember]

what do you mean, burglar doesnt make the eye any harder

[dark cairn]

k let me specify
I took it to try and lessen the stress of scaling

was trying to build around pairs because that seemed to be all that was worth doing

so i tried preparing for the eye but conveniently all the things that couldve helped i.e. justice and whatnot just completely vanished

but whatever its fine

next run i got canio and blueprint so thats just a free win

[twin lantern]

hiii

[quartz ember]

I guess thats a pretty difficult spot

[twin lantern]

im yumi

[quartz ember]

hello

[boreal hamlet]

Can someone please god give me advice

This will be my first orange

Any joker orientation, strat etc

[obsidian patrol]

copy the hologram

[boreal hamlet]

Would mean the world thanks in advance ❤️

[unreal iron]

in no way possible did you survive for this long

play flush 5 jacks and PRAY

[boreal hamlet]

😭😭😭😂

[unreal iron]

copy hologram too

[boreal hamlet]

I’m relatively new

[unreal iron]

put glass last since you have smiley face

you get like, more mult that way

[formal abyss]

a8 r17 🤨🤨

[obsidian patrol]

no wonder hologram is that low

[unreal iron]

this MIGHT be the reason why yo

[boreal hamlet]

R u talking about the steel card wym glass?

And lol I completely understand the criticism

[unreal iron]

do you not have glass jacks?

[floral mural]

god this is a bit of a late supernova

[hoary orchid]

do you get gold stickers on jokers you've used throught the entire gold stake run or is it just for those you have at the end when you win

[unreal iron]

i swear that image quality makes me believe that there are glass jacks available

[floral mural]

i havent played one pair yet

[boreal hamlet]

No I don’t

[formal abyss]

at the end

[unreal iron]

holy vamp pull

[boreal hamlet]

No steel

[hoary orchid]

boooo

[unreal iron]

8 ball synergy truuust

[boreal hamlet]

Sorry on my ps5 lol

[floral mural]

i still dont have the scoring to lose my enhancments tho

[unreal iron]

i wouldnt like doing 24 rounds with turtle bean tbf

:3

so its at the end of the run

[floral mural]

i might still need bonus or the lucky

[formal abyss]

how r we supposed to sticker popcorn then 💔

iirc its like

the one thing not protected by perishable

[unreal iron]

literally any food joker

and also a lot of perishables you want to carry through the end too

[formal abyss]

eh, perishable protects stuff like michel nd ice cream

[unreal iron]

deadslotting from ante 1 round 1 isnt great

[formal abyss]

true

[unreal iron]

i stickered merry andy by making it perish :3

its so ass as a joker

[dark cairn]

negative canio looks sick

[unreal iron]

genuinely

[formal abyss]

???

first merry andy hater??

[unreal iron]

its not ass it has its uses

...sometimes

"delgrat value!!!"

like no

[formal abyss]

???

[signal frigate]

Yorick

[unreal iron]

no it actively sucks idk

[signal frigate]

Purple seals

[unreal iron]

ig it enables digging, purple seals

[signal frigate]

And also Delayed Gratification

[unreal iron]

yorick

[unreal iron]

i JUST said that

[signal frigate]

It's alot more money than you realise, it's good for early Grat value

It's also good for digging through your deck, yes.

Directly helping deck fixing

Give it a chance sometimes

[unreal iron]

i think i had one successful merry andy run out of... i cant even count how many runs

[formal abyss]

7 hand size is litrly not that bad

unless ur flushpilled

[signal frigate]

No difference at all

[unreal iron]

it isnt but idk i just never really liked the playstyle?

of andy?

[dark cairn]

-1 hand size only matters if youre playing flushes or straights or baron mime

[unreal iron]

"oh just brainlessly use your discards to dig for stuff and then win"

like

[formal abyss]

how is it brainless

[quartz ember]

me when rebate exists

[signal frigate]

How is that an issue?

[signal frigate]

I was avoiding mentioning this

[unreal iron]

i really dont know theres something about andy i dont like

[quartz ember]

I guess thats the brainless and win lol

[unreal iron]

it pisses me off

[signal frigate]

That can count for literally any playstyle

"Play pairs until you win, play straights until you win, play your hands until you win"

[dark cairn]

ante 1 rocket + canio broke the game so badly i forgot i was playing gold stake 😭 https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/lKAdiUCoPPobRmN0q?invite=cr-MSxaTWQsMzg1MjQ0MTcy&v=60

[formal abyss]

differ personal opinion from ranking jokers cuz in no way is merry andy bad

[unreal iron]

im not saying its bad

[formal abyss]

we got balatro clips now??

[unreal iron]

its decent enough for it to gain value

[dark cairn]

you said it was ass/it sucks about 5 times

[unreal iron]

yeah cuz i dont like it

duh

[signal frigate]

I like Kanye West.

[formal abyss]

i just fumbled an a1 nat negative rocket on gold i dont want to think abt it 😔

[unreal iron]

ouch

[dark cairn]

i was taking face cards from standard packs but after ante 4 hanged man and immolate just stopped appearing

[dark cairn]

Oof

[signal frigate]

Mine too but I was lucky I found a trading card early

The only threat was Needle

Not even plant could stop me because Kanye just destroyed the blind

[unreal iron]

anyways andy can gain value and is a decent joker overall i just dont like the way it works and therefore its ass

[formal abyss]

can we talk abt Water i hate Water

[signal frigate]

It literally just gives you discards, how is that any different? It's extremely simple

[unreal iron]

oh yeah water does suck

sucks more with merry andy tho!!!

[formal abyss]

0 discards and you draw absolutely the other half of your deck that doesnt do anything

[signal frigate]

I don't like how it doesn't nullify water though

[neat ore]

Ya guys heard the news????

[dark cairn]

Oh shit i found a trading card but it didnt click in my head

😭

[signal frigate]

Oh yeah, that shit is worse in Golden Needle

[signal frigate]

It's a dream combo of mine and it finally happened in Unseeded goldstake run

[dark cairn]

canio carried my golden needle run too

[signal frigate]

I hate that it's not banned in the Golden Needle

[dark cairn]

ok but hear me out
canio + trading card + pareidolia

[unreal iron]

throwback legitimately carried my golden needle run

[formal abyss]

needle has the decency to lower its blind size and give you discards to dig but water doesnt do that

[unreal iron]

throwback

[signal frigate]

I found that but thought I wouldn't need it cuz I was already winning

So that number could've been even higher

[harsh juniper]

out of all the jokers it had to be the damn egg that becomes negative WHYYYY 😭

[signal frigate]

Also cuz it was rental eternal and I didn't wanna be broke

[signal frigate]

Why are you skipping for negatives?