🕹・game-discussion

[sonic sinew]

ok i got it

[shadow spruce]

@crystal field how do i get a gold sticker on turtle bean my good sir

[sonic sinew]

Why is your tag the formula for circles' space but the server it's for is oneshot

[fiery nymph]

we may never know

[olive basin]

Well done

[olive basin]

Turtle 🐢 bean is merciful but banana is merciless

[brave goblet]

have money to reroll for a fresh bean on the last round

🧠

[shadow spruce]

it's unbelievable that perishable shows up on bean but it gets eaten anyway

[brave goblet]

the same happens for popcorn lol

[shadow spruce]

yeah that's why i wanted to get it out of the way

[olive basin]

And at least 4 blinds ahead of time

When I found turtle I skipped a few blind as well to preserve turle bean towards the end

[brave goblet]

ye

apparently this was my bean sticker run

[shadow spruce]

based bootstraps run

[olive basin]

Plus no way perishable for 5 round and lasts for 5 rounds 💀

[hybrid tendon]

okay chat

silly question

[fringe crest]

what is it

[olive basin]

Go on

[fringe crest]

take your time

[hybrid tendon]

how could I go for a super highscore by only playing pairs ? like what would be the ideal loadout

[fringe crest]

uh

[brave goblet]

a billion steel kings

[olive basin]

uh

[fringe crest]

perkeo observatory

[olive basin]

play the game and find out

[frank grove]

could be baron, could be mime steels, could be lots of things honestly

[hybrid tendon]

legendaries aren't real

[brave goblet]

steel kings it is

[fringe crest]

are we talking realistically?

[olive basin]

Luck skill issue

[hybrid tendon]

yeah

[fringe crest]

on average i get a perkeo once a week

[hybrid tendon]

lmao what

[fringe crest]

my luck isnt very good

[hybrid tendon]

I got like 3 in total in 200 hours, I've been playing since august

[brave goblet]

If you open lots of booster packs, you'll be more likely to get legendaries

[frank grove]

i almost never take souls honestly

[fringe crest]

i have to reset half of my runs due to my trib rule

[olive basin]

Can we see your stat menu?

[fringe crest]

if i get a trib i have to reset the run cuz it took my 78 soul cards to find my first trib

[fringe crest]

show it

[hybrid tendon]

my main one or like my high score one ?

[brave goblet]

So by its nature, being able to consistently make it all the way to ante 8 with good economy, opening all the packs, makes you very likely to get legendaries

[olive basin]

Idk

[frank grove]

yeah

[fringe crest]

your stat menu gng

[hybrid tendon]

I got more than 1 profile broski

[glass laurel]

I've rejoined the discord to recruit people to despair with me

[fringe crest]

show them all broskato

[glass laurel]

I just threw my most viable naneinf attempt on mobile

[hybrid tendon]

this page or the joker one ?

[glass laurel]

had every puzzle piece except burgler and clicked on small blind

[frank grove]

what are you missing for collection? a voucher?

[olive basin]

Card stats spectral cards

[magic narwhal]

Alguien habla español?

[hybrid tendon]

yeh illuson

[olive basin]

show soul

[frank grove]

it wouldnt show it usually because you get the other spectrals like a lot more

[hybrid tendon]

yeah it doesn't show

[frank grove]

my stats page doesnt show souls but i almost never take them though

[hybrid tendon]

I got a soul 18 times on this profile

1 perkeo on this profile

[olive basin]

No puedas hablar español solo inglés aqui

[magic narwhal]

Sorry, I didn't know.

[olive basin]

Yeah mods won’t smite you here for speaking some Spanish but it generally english only

[hybrid tendon]

I know my perkeo luck y'all why were you doubting me 🥀

[shadow spruce]

what are you using

[hybrid tendon]

https://www.balatrostats.com/

[shadow spruce]

thanks

[hybrid tendon]

ofc

this is so ugly istg

[humble hound]

maybe im dumb, but im not understanding how to use this?

[fringe crest]

no lusty joker 0/10

[humble hound]

also dev comment so real
"Oops, it's been a while. I've been busy with real life and I lost interest in Balatro after trying to gold stake black deck"

[hybrid tendon]

so on your computer you gotta go into your balatro save directory and input your profile file

[olive basin]

Instead of relying on the game stats of Balatro which only show the most used of everything this allows you to see each thing individually

[shadow spruce]

i'm willing to bet that round number is from playing golden needle

[frank grove]

theres also the flower pot mod if you're more into that as an option

[humble hound]

oooh ok thanks!

[shadow spruce]

users/(your name)/appdata/roaming/balatro

then you put in your save file

[humble hound]

bless

[hybrid tendon]

baron mime it is I guess...

[humble hound]

black deck gold stake ruined my stats LMAO

[frank grove]

GOD i hate arm with space joker and a bp/bs

its just so much time before anything happens

[shadow spruce]

#1 flush house hater right here

[olive basin]

Arm?

[humble hound]

oml i hate this guy

[ashen mauve]

Ecto the Egg or Cryptid the king. Quite torn

[frank grove]

the arm is the boss that decreased played hand levels

[olive basin]

Oh

[humble hound]

1.4k flush is bonkers

[fiery nymph]

your top 6 are SO white stake 💅

[hybrid tendon]

why is your flush so high 😭

[shadow spruce]

i've been using checkered deck to farm gold stickers

[hybrid tendon]

this is my high score profile ofc it's white stake

[fiery nymph]

ah

[calm epoch]

bleh

[humble hound]

two pair goated

[hybrid tendon]

there's my main profile stats

[calm epoch]

my most is flush with 1469 lmao

[fiery nymph]

that makes more sense

[shadow spruce]

excuse me

wtf is this lol

[calm epoch]

bro got next update early

[acoustic kettle]

Banger run

[shadow spruce]

oh it's from the mods i've played

what business does mayhem have fucking around with my save file

[acoustic kettle]

Easy choice here

[acoustic kettle]

I lost

[manic talon]

baron isnt good? damn thats crazy

[manic talon]

is it a modded profile

[shadow spruce]

.

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[acoustic kettle]

Jimbo and his little brother

[distant vault]

Almost 10k pairs

[fiery nymph]

may 2026 new update 🔥

[shadow spruce]

sorry. we're delaying the update to 2027 due to unfortunate circumstances

[distant vault]

What circumstances

[acoustic kettle]

Localthunk got a little boo boo

Had to take a 6 months break

[subtle steppe]

2 soul son

[shadow spruce]

got pregnant

maternity leave

[calm epoch]

wild

[floral mural]

feels like a pretty simple photochad pivot?

i do need xmult

bus is only 25

[acoustic kettle]

THE GREATEST SHOWMAN

Sold the +8 mult joker for showman
Rerolled once
Cav appears

[subtle steppe]

boi

[shadow spruce]

the type of showmen people have been getting meanwhile when i take a showman all the arcana packs are multiple lovers and strengths

[floral mural]

wow keeping the luchador for safety paid off

[halcyon portal]

Finally i Made it,i pass from this blind

[subtle steppe]

bro what

[soft vapor]

😭 😭 😭

[floral mural]

everything to the left of chad is new stickers

[low fog]

what kind of tortured soul would even form a thought of something like this and think it's a good idea to subject everyone to this

[acoustic kettle]

What do i take

Damn this is hard

[halcyon portal]

How the luck unc

😭

[halcyon portal]

Spare trouser

Square is bit ahh

[acoustic kettle]

I love my squoker

[halcyon portal]

Then use squid

[floral mural]

square joker is good free chip scaling but trousers is insane

its obvious trousers but if this was a mega witb these 2 and 2 other jokers you take these two

[acoustic kettle]

On the grind to c+

Just did abandoned

I am leaving black to last

[humble hound]

as you should

evil, evil deck

[acoustic kettle]

I only play plasma

Well until now

I finally decided to play other decks

Halfway done with painted

[gloomy swallow]

I have gold staked 4 more jokers since I last made a message regarding this (The Duo, Erosion, Even Steven and Shoot the Moon), updated tierlist for the jokers I gold staked towards completionist++ and what they did in those runs

[subtle steppe]

seed NDVS3EJB

son

[acoustic kettle]

Soul

I kinda don't want him tbh

Well at least he's foil

[lunar zealot]

Definitely pants

square is good but pants is better

[lunar zealot]

Sell it for money

[frank grove]

or keep for temp value i guess

[low fog]

why would you not want triboulet

[tulip pond]

yeah pants is better early and in more rounds of time for pickup

[low fog]

"my steak is too juicy and my crab is too buttery" ahh

[tulip pond]

the score timing is not good

[frank grove]

i dont really like getting trib either but i only play gold stake

[tulip pond]

it’s okay to decent in gold stake, it just has consistency problems the harder the deck is for what you’re playing

the score timing is my main pet peeve

[frank grove]

yeah

[tulip pond]

card debuffs also is a problem but experience usually comes with dealing against those just fine. base mult before triboulet is either too rng or too expensive to reliably use at its initial appearance

[atomic trout]

I'm an Ass?

[acoustic kettle]

I'm keeping him for the chips

Well squoker is here

I think i'm supposed to move out of two pairs after a while but might as well at this point

[floral mural]

because its kinda unreliable

i got my trib sticker on a ride the bus run that wouldnt have pivoted to trib ever

trib has a boss weakness uses base hand mult and requires fixing

that makes it generally kinda bad to get from a soul

[acoustic kettle]

Crazy how i got two pairs every hand

After trousers

[atomic trout]

This has to be the most evil Needle. Ever.

[gentle canopy]

I've won 5 balatro runs today and I couldn't be sader

I won all of them without seeing any of the jokers I need for c++

[floral mural]

and the competition is better than trib. yorick is free ass xmult scaling, canio is unconditional xmult once you find that first hanged man,chicot is just ultimate boss safety and perkeo while still relient on some luck is a utility piece so its easier to slot him into most runs

[gentle canopy]

I had blue print and rebate inpne

I re rolled so much

[calm epoch]

do yall have any tips for "double or nothing" challenge

[gentle canopy]

Get a good money producing joker and buy enhancements

[floral mural]

dont rely on scoring cards (if its the debuffed after one use cards challange)

[gentle canopy]

Or use jokers to score

[calm epoch]

yea its that one

[floral mural]

use joker scoring like bus green and square

[gentle canopy]

True

Any scaling one

That gives plus mult

And does not require specific card triggers

[floral mural]

the challange is basically find a way to score without triggering cards

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[calm epoch]

ok i think i got a solid early build
space - mad joker - sharp - golden - square

[acoustic kettle]

Fat trousers

[calm epoch]

oversized trousers ong ong

[acoustic kettle]

70 mult trousers

[calm epoch]

my wheels procced back to back twice lmao

without any oops

[radiant gull]

balatro 💔

[signal frigate]

A really stupid face build with a x7 Constellation

[signal frigate]

What my deck looked like

[acoustic kettle]

He's gonna be one fat swash

[calm epoch]

bro my double space jokers are triggering very often

i like this

[acoustic kettle]

I can kill egg

I lose mult but

I can buy both

[hardy fable]

you'll only need me

😎

[calm epoch]

woah its the stuntgoat

[hardy fable]

I have my stunt sense, whenever im mentioned in this server I appear fr

[calm epoch]

wild

[fiery nymph]

fr

[calm epoch]

ggs i finished double or nothing

double space jokers carried me hard

they leveled my two pair at least like 10 times out of the overall 28

[heavy heron]

i’m going to assume every time you say that, you failed a run with it

[hardy fable]

then they must have played thousands of games with bloodstone

that's not hating bloodstone

that's loving gambling

[brave goblet]

the betrayer

[eternal solar]

Is lucky cat good?

[brave goblet]

yes

[fiery nymph]

yes

[eternal solar]

I have never had it do well

[fiery nymph]

whaat

[eternal solar]

my best cat was like 1.75x

[brave goblet]

If you can find a chad, it should solve your lucky cat woes

[uncut matrix]

did you deck fix for lucky cards

[eternal solar]

dude my luck is BUNS

[brave goblet]

You need lots of luckies first and then retriggers

[eternal solar]

i would play 5 lucky cards and get 0 hits

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

and they say don’t take skips

🙄

[brave goblet]

Death on ante 3

[fiery nymph]

just fix your deck and increase ur triggers with either retriggering cards or dices

consistently gets me like 8x mult cats

[acoustic kettle]

Crimson heart sniped the big campfire

[eternal solar]

omfg bro
i won a gold stake run then it just didnt give me the stickers

[brave goblet]

you have 5 hands

[hardy fable]

and they have me

[eternal solar]

i just lost out on 3 gold stickers
The two pair pants
Mad Joker
The free reroll guy

[acoustic kettle]

Big fire

[brave goblet]

beeg

[eternal solar]

What voucher would you guys say are the best 3

[brave goblet]

hmmmm

[hardy fable]

overstock grabber pallette

[calm epoch]

antimatter 1
observatory 2
probably overstock 3

[acoustic kettle]

I'm flying through these stakes

[brave goblet]

I'll replace overstock with crystal ball cause I always start out with overstock on zodiac 🧠

[eternal solar]

I find it to be

1. The hand vouchers
2. Telescope
3. Overstock

Telescope is actually insane

maybe first ngl

[brave goblet]

ig so but it's not all that necessary if you have a blue seal

[uncut matrix]

i like how no one said antimatter

[eternal solar]

by just picking up telescope ante 3 i ended up with a level 20 two pair

[acoustic kettle]

More levels is always nice

[brave goblet]

antimatter barely matters

[uncut matrix]

but its fire

[eternal solar]

like 450 chips and 21 mult

actually carried my score by like 10x

[brave goblet]

I'd rather have a consumable slot extra than joker slot

extra consumable slot does so much

[eternal solar]

I'd rather have a joker slot
I dont find use in the extra consumable slot

[uncut matrix]

i do so i understand that

[brave goblet]

Deckfixing goes a long way

[eternal solar]

deckfixxing overrated yo

[brave goblet]

You should play the jokers only custom challenge

[eternal solar]

i had like
7 queens and 6 threes

I could consistantly do 2 two pairs per round

deck fixing takes not too much effort

also with 2 blue seals i could consistantly draw atleast 1 every round
Most round pulling both

am i js the luck god with my cards 😭

[uncut matrix]

why not deck fix until all your cards are red seal gold kings

[eternal solar]

LOL WHAT
What does this even MEAN 😭

[acoustic kettle]

Why would i deck fix to kings

[brave goblet]

because pog baron pog

I prefer queens or nines

[fiery nymph]

judgement

[uncut matrix]

cuz that’s the run in my mind rn

[eternal solar]

deck fix to kings???

Queens and jacks are better

[brave goblet]

but but but pog baron pog

[uncut matrix]

that’s what i’m doing cuz baron mime runs

but do what you want

[calm epoch]

right when you said judgement i got a judgement card and it gave me golden joker (i NEEDED golden joker cuz playing cruelty chalenge, tysm)

[uncut matrix]

and dont think deckfixing is overrated

[eternal solar]

i think shoot the moon is better then baron

[brave goblet]

deckfixing is overrated mfs when they fail to draw a pair

[fiery nymph]

no problem...? 😭

[acoustic kettle]

It is

Actually

[eternal solar]

this TOTALLY didnt end two runs in a row for me

didnt happen :)

[brave goblet]

ikr

[uncut matrix]

i don’t like shoot the moon

[brave goblet]

there's no way you can fail to draw a pair

what are the odds

[acoustic kettle]

I ran like 10 runs today

Won 7

[brave goblet]

I love stm lol

[eternal solar]

that is such a NON issue that could NEVER happen

[brave goblet]

Until she doesn't show up for our date

[acoustic kettle]

Didn't do any deck fixing at all

[brittle temple]

How can I transfer my mobile run to my pc?

[eternal solar]

teach me plz 🙏

[acoustic kettle]

You can't

[eternal solar]

my winrate is BUNS

[brave goblet]

attend balatro university

[eternal solar]

i watch like
some BU videos sometimes

[acoustic kettle]

Damn i'm on my highest streak rn

3

[eternal solar]

not often but i do occasionally

[acoustic kettle]

[tranquil cedar]

SANTA WHY ARE YOU PLAYING BALATRO.

[eternal solar]

😔

[brave goblet]

I've gotten to 3 a few times but I inevitably bomb the 4th one

It's always sad when I accidentally check my stats and see it's 3 (3)

[acoustic kettle]

Well i'm not really streaking for the goal of streaking

I'm just doing c+

[eternal solar]

Idk how my high card count is so high (card)

[brave goblet]

Neither do I, but like you know if you did manage to streak, it's kinda fun you know

You either play lots of high cards to throwaway, or so not overscore

[eternal solar]

idk when i got 2k high cards

[brave goblet]

I have 15776 pairs

[eternal solar]

actually yeah i usually play like 10 high cards per run to pull stuff

DAMN

[brave goblet]

[acoustic kettle]

I too am high (card)

[eternal solar]

istg my game is lying
WHY is photograph here

how are there zero +mult scalers ????

[brave goblet]

because when you keep it, you keep it for a long time

[eternal solar]

i have only done like 3 photochad runs

[brave goblet]

Think about it, you probably play photochad runs all the way into endless don't you, you dirty wannabe naneinfer

going into endless rather than stopping at ante 8 also skews your stats

[eternal solar]

im a gambling addict ❤️‍🩹

[acoustic kettle]

Well

[eternal solar]

furthest endless is ante 13
i only endless if i picked up a good run while trynna win

[eternal solar]

HOLY ENDLESS 😭

[brave goblet]

Interesting

[brittle temple]

i love gambling

[brittle temple]

i wonder if finishing a round with 300 blueprints gives +1 or +300

[eternal solar]

wait i've never thought about that
i wanna know this now 😭

my vouchers are BUNS omg

What am i DOIN

[brittle temple]

I forgot to serpant

[pale wolf]

I like watching roffle and noticing all the micro optimizations that he could be doing

[brittle temple]

thats good what are you on

antimatter in top 10

[eternal solar]

why is blank so high...

and why is hands so low

AND WHERE IS TELESCOPE

[pale wolf]

that's not normal

[brittle temple]

luck

[pale wolf]

telescope being missing isn't that big of a deal though

[brittle temple]

yeah its good

[eternal solar]

idk why i take telescope so little its kinda goated

also its upgrade is REALLY good

telescope observatory are both goated

[potent tree]

stats after finishing 7 of 15 decks (yes somehow i managed not to fumble on nebula deck orange stake too much)

[pale wolf]

It's really not that good

[potent tree]

ah fun. next deck is ghost.

[eternal solar]

2.25x is a good score increase

i find my runs ending at ante 7/8 due to not having more scaling to do

[manic talon]

observatory is pretty damn lackluster if you dont have a blue seal

[pale wolf]

2.25x is okay but you need blue seals or to hold fool value for a very long time To actually get two duplicates

[brittle temple]

3.375x if you're an optimist

[dreamy creek]

balalala

[pale wolf]

and then you miss out on all consumables card value

so it actually makes your game weaker sometimes

[acoustic kettle]

I take everything

[brittle temple]

relatable

[eternal solar]

it doesnt take too long to set up (like 2 or 3 shops)

Its usually a good pick up at ante 6 or 7

[manic talon]

getting the first planet in your consumable slot without a blue seal is annoying, but doable, but the 2nd one is just ass to do without blue seal

[eternal solar]

also you can still use consumables that dont require being held so its basically nothing
You still get planets and the money tarots

[eternal solar]

fool

[pale wolf]

Yes, so you have to not use any consumables to save planet fool value, or get lucky and see them close in succession

[eternal solar]

due to already having telescope it becomes easier to get the fool to hit

[pale wolf]

and that's still not mentioning that you don't get to take tarot cards into rounds to make your game easier, which is arguably better than 2.25x

[eternal solar]

you take tarots into rounds?

i dont

ngl

[pale wolf]

do you care to explain why

It's extremely safe

[eternal solar]

i just
dont care

they do mostly nothing

[pale wolf]

oh okay so you play bad because you don't care about playing good

[eternal solar]

i only find myself taking magician

[pale wolf]

Good advice

[manic talon]

what

[eternal solar]

what are good tarots to take into rounds

[brittle temple]

i thought you were calling him a fool for abit

[brave goblet]

depends on what you wanna do lol

[eternal solar]

i take magician and stone sometimes
nothing else

also i take mult cards at like
ante 1 to 3 when i need abit of scoring

[pale wolf]

The strength, death, suit changers, all of the enhancement ones, pretty much every single one besides the money ones

[brave goblet]

And ration your tarots as necessary depending on what your fool target is

[mental bloom]

If I want to upgrade my lucky cat as fast as possible should I rather copy Hanging Chad or SnB with my Brainstorm?

[eternal solar]

oh right death
i lwk forgot about death
i take death into rounds alot

[acoustic kettle]

Well free mult is still free mult

[wintry ice]

devil, death, strength, chariot, sometimes hierophant or tower, sometimes a suit changer

[brittle temple]

its good to take tarots into rounds if you're skirting along the requirements

[brave goblet]

depends how many lucky cards you're playing at a time

[wintry ice]

justice

[eternal solar]

i get 1 planet then a death and then near the end take a 2nd planet card

[mental bloom]

five most of the time

[brave goblet]

So sock it is

[mental bloom]

Alr, thanksss

[brave goblet]

whichever one gives you more total retriggers

[mental bloom]

Makes sense

[pale wolf]

It's often worth taking the tarot cards just for blocking tarot cards on the next job

shop

[calm epoch]

job

[eternal solar]

next job ❤️‍🩹

[pale wolf]

when you have money and income

[eternal solar]

ok but like
maybe i need to tarot block more
i NEVER do it

[brittle temple]

i wonder if he should copy the joker which retriggers 5 cards or 2 cards

[pale wolf]

yeah you'll start winning much more

[heavy heron]

well.. 3 win streak so far..

steeling the show

[brave goblet]

should've put the polychrome last in order 💔

[heavy heron]

TRUST ME

I KNOW

[brave goblet]

satsifaction ruined

[heavy heron]

i realized

LOOLLL

[brave goblet]

off with his head

[eternal solar]

unoptimal card position run over wipe your save file to make that run not exist anymore

[heavy heron]

is 2 mil not enough for you

[brave goblet]

missing a couple thousand points

grrrr

[shadow spruce]

thanks six cents

[heavy heron]

yo it’s only 4 mult before polychrome chill

[shadow spruce]

sixth sense being relevant in a run is unprecedented

[brave goblet]

Yeah ik lol, I'm just being humorously pedantic

[acoustic kettle]

Sixth sense is always a take

[heavy heron]

no i know dw LOOLLL

[brave goblet]

I meaaaan, you could take sixth sense for a round to off a 6 or so

[heavy heron]

it started w a polychrome skip btw

[shadow spruce]

no that spectral card could be a ouija or a wraith

[heavy heron]

🤪

don’t take skips they said

[acoustic kettle]

Money

[shadow spruce]

i just got lucky with the trance and cryptid

[heavy heron]

🙄

[pale wolf]

You don't always have the hand to spare for 6th Sense

[manic talon]

Spectrals have a lot of misses, especially the later you are in the game

[brave goblet]

next time, this will be a perishable rental poly

[acoustic kettle]

Ngl i take ouija a lot now

[heavy heron]

actually it’ll be an eternal rental droll joker

[acoustic kettle]

Makes pairs easier

[heavy heron]

and i’ll take it

[eternal solar]

based?!?!

[brave goblet]

A day or two ago, I managed to ouija while holding a bean and got like 17 jacks. Predictably, I failed to draw 4oak on the finisher

[heavy heron]

ouija for pairs

[eternal solar]

ouija for 3oak is W

i do that

[brittle temple]

if you're taking ouija and not doing 5oak you're doing smt wrong

[acoustic kettle]

I missed drawing my pairs

And list

Lost

[heavy heron]

if you’re taking ouija and drawing a 5oak you’re lucky

[acoustic kettle]

So no more of that

[eternal solar]

?

[pale wolf]

what the hell is going on in this chat right now

[heavy heron]

7 hand size to draw like… 5 of 12 of a kind… not likely

[eternal solar]

chating

[heavy heron]

does this hurt to look at

[acoustic kettle]

Ouija for pairs

[eternal solar]

does this hurt to look at

[acoustic kettle]

Works

[brittle temple]

why didnt he sell mime...

[heavy heron]

no, looks very common

[heavy heron]

you’re right

i should’ve sold mime

[eternal solar]

71 mars im evil

[heavy heron]

would’ve won me the game

😞

[brittle temple]

yeah its so sad you lost

[acoustic kettle]

This hurts more

[manic talon]

this is like, very normal

[heavy heron]

HEHEHEHEHE

[eternal solar]

what.

[hoary ravine]

Double Canio finally let me get a 0 card deck

[brittle temple]

Does this hurt to look at

[eternal solar]

HUH

SANTA HOW MUCH DO YOU HIGH CARD

[heavy heron]

oh it feels so good

[manic talon]

you people have no idea

[eternal solar]

.

huh

[calm epoch]

what the fuck

[brave goblet]

Man I want eris to be on the list but I only have dirty ceres

[eternal solar]

20 THOUSAND???

[pale wolf]

this is what happens when the only deck you play is checkered

[calm epoch]

20k flush???

[eternal solar]

DO YOU HAVE LIKE
10000 HOURS ON BALATRO

[heavy heron]

i’ve actually taken more plutos than you

somehow

[acoustic kettle]

You breathe checkered you don't count

[mental bloom]

What's the move here

[manic talon]

888 hours

[heavy heron]

WAIT WTF

HELLO

DOFHIWOFJEIFHF

WAIT WHAT

[pale wolf]

depends

[brittle temple]

you have more hours

[heavy heron]

I THIUGHT I WAS THE KING FLUSHER

[low fog]

oh????

[pale wolf]

You've removed all context, and haven't provided any needed context

[heavy heron]

20K???

[eternal solar]

if your scoring well then kill chad

[low fog]

i've got no idea

[pale wolf]

Great recipe for advice

[low fog]

WHAT THE FUCK

[brave goblet]

BALLER

[shadow spruce]

holy hand levels

[low fog]

Nice

[manic talon]

most likely selling cat

[mental bloom]

I might almost be at my score limit, Ante 11 rn

[eternal solar]

are flushes secretly GOATED???

[heavy heron]

you’re making my 10k played flushes feel weak..

[brittle temple]

they make plasma a cakewalk i like em

[manic talon]

if you exclusively play checkered, yes

[pale wolf]

no, pairs are goated and flushes are just pairs on checkered deck

[mental bloom]

Not yet, I'm Ante 11 rn so would be a L

[heavy heron]

it was never a secret

[heavy heron]

ours look pretty similar

[eternal solar]

i like always avoid flushes

[acoustic kettle]

Kill cat

[mental bloom]

sadlatro

[heavy heron]

oh wait is that what you do

[acoustic kettle]

Wait that sounds evil

[heavy heron]

ok then i guess it makes sense

[mental bloom]

Hi Topaz

[heavy heron]

i hate checkered

[eternal solar]

kill your cat

[heavy heron]

makes flushes too easy

[acoustic kettle]

Hello

[mental bloom]

Also to copy what?

[solemn heath]

save me what do i do

[pale wolf]

there's definitely some situations where you still play flush, a couple Jokers really or obelisk stuff

besides checkered

[acoustic kettle]

5 card pair

[eternal solar]

they gotta add a thing to see how much you've played every hand type

[brittle temple]

flush > royal flush tbh

[eternal solar]

is there something in the code of balatro to view that number

[solemn heath]

that's a thing

[eternal solar]

really?!?!?!

[heavy heron]

i was doing obelisk off initial hand flushes… it felt wrong

but it had to be done

[eternal solar]

shitttt i've been playing the game wrong this whole time

[pale wolf]

Yes, it is recorded in the same file, you can see it on balatro stats site

[acoustic kettle]

I can't see it

Where is the file anyway

[serene forge]

"here, win"

[brittle temple]

yeah 5 blueprints is also the optimal joker setup

[uncut matrix]

how else would they compare to find the largest one

smh

[heavy heron]

wow, most free win spotted!

[pale wolf]

rtb ffs

[heavy heron]

now you can copy your bloodstone cards

[serene forge]

i think the online file reader can show you that

[eternal solar]

where in ur files is the balatro save file

[solemn heath]

i have no scoring 💔

[manic talon]

i picked a deck for gold stake streaking (that i like), and landed on checkered, its not that much worse than blue or yellow, probably (got 42 cant complain)

[fringe crest]

wait till you hear bout my ante 3 bp bs burnt perkeo run

[mental bloom]

Killed SnB for blueprint btw

[acoustic kettle]

Why

[heavy heron]

wait balatro stats site?

there’s a website for that?

what is it

[acoustic kettle]

Why not cat

[eternal solar]

balatrostats.com

[serene forge]

https://www.balatrostats.com/

[heavy heron]

there’s no doubt it’s not worse than blue or yellow imo

[manic talon]

only for PC profiles (the ones you can get the profile.jkr files for)

[heavy heron]

for sure

[acoustic kettle]

Is it not available on mobile

[mental bloom]

Imma need a Trib

[heavy heron]

fascinating

[pale wolf]

You can retrieve the same data on Android too

[heavy heron]

i’ll sc how many times i’ve taken bloodstone for you

[fringe crest]

how

[pale wolf]

through Google takeout

[heavy heron]

wait how do you upload your profile

oh…

i see…

[manic talon]

i know for a fact that blue and yellow is better than checkered, but i hate pairs

[eternal solar]

but like
guys where is the save file i need to know 🙏

It started me in my downloads and i cant find my profile.jkr

[heavy heron]

no disgusting mobile users allowed…

[pale wolf]

what makes flushes more fun

[azure bison]

Does Black Hole level up Flush Five if you havent played one yet that run?

[pale wolf]

Yes all hands

[azure bison]

sweet

[fringe crest]

they are easier and more braindead so more fun less hard

[eternal solar]

should there be a jkr here

[manic talon]

i like card trigger jokers, and flush is a 5 card hand so theres more cards to trigger

[manic talon]

do Windows + r then type %appdata%/balatro

that should show you the profile location

[limber dagger]

But you always play for 5 of a kind flush at that point

[acoustic kettle]

Damn i can't access my android files for some reason

[heavy heron]

welllll

[acoustic kettle]

Says the access is blocked

[heavy heron]

not always optimal to build flush five

nor an option

[manic talon]

theyre both 5 card hands, nothing changed here

[limber dagger]

No flush five is a stronger multiplier

[wintry ice]

i mean pairs are literally the most consistent hand in the game

[heavy heron]

yes but you don’t always have the means to build your deck for that

[eternal solar]

is this normal

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[heavy heron]

flush is much easier to fix your deck towards than flush five

[heavy heron]

probably

[calm epoch]

my man what the hell is that

[eternal solar]

what?

[calm epoch]

are you perkeo-ing a black hole or smth

[serene forge]

you overvalue 5 of a kind

[heavy heron]

no it’s

[limber dagger]

The range of chips you get is so I Sansa

[heavy heron]

the stars we site

[limber dagger]

Insane

[heavy heron]

stats

[eternal solar]

oh no its a site to see your stats

[calm epoch]

oh

[serene forge]

3oak level so high but so few played is strange

[eternal solar]

balatrostats.com shows your total level ups and total hand played

[heavy heron]

3oak 🤤

[serene forge]

i wish this site worked with apple arcade saves

[heavy heron]

i wish the site worked w us disgusting ios users

[wintry ice]

it's not really a hand you play more than twice per round

[eternal solar]

its kinda just like a backup
Whenever theres nothing good i grab 3oak because it scales well and if i ever need to survive i can probably draw one

[heavy heron]

2 is all you need

😍

[strange depot]

3oak my goat

[heavy heron]

i prefer 3birch

but yeah

[acoustic kettle]

What the fuck💔

[eternal solar]

ew

3birch sucks

[heavy heron]

3acacia?

[strange depot]

ohhh

[eternal solar]

ehhh

[wintry ice]

balatrodle

[eternal solar]

idk 3oak is the best

[heavy heron]

AHAHAHHA

i saw the cogs turn

[terse dock]

3waxedlightlyweatheredcutcopperstairs

[wintry ice]

||guessing obelisk before campfire was probably a better idea||

[strange depot]

3cherry

[heavy heron]

3banana?

[wintry ice]

3 wither skulls

[eternal solar]

3pizza

[strange depot]

cavendish (gives x3 mult, 1 in 1000 chance blah blah)

[heavy heron]

woah woah woah

hold on there

[wintry ice]

4 soulsand

[strange depot]

3 joe bidens

[heavy heron]

NO

YOU MUSTN’T

[calm epoch]

3 skulls

[heavy heron]

excuse me

[eternal solar]

gng am i cooked.

[heavy heron]

LOOOLLL

[strange depot]

3 obamas

[heavy heron]

IT TTELLS YOU WIN LOSSES?

[eternal solar]

this is gold stake specifically

[strange depot]

um let me be card

[heavy heron]

AWE MAN i really wish site worked on ios

i want to know my losses

[wintry ice]

approximately like 50 bedrock

[strange depot]

um let me be jimbo

[eternal solar]

i have like so many more wins but my thing keeps not savingit

i have like 15-20 im fr

[strange depot]

um let me be queer

ok im done

[tepid skiff]

what mod is this

[eternal solar]

my chromebook that i play on sometimes is TRASH at saving but i usually win when i use it

[heavy heron]

you’re not done

[eternal solar]

https://www.balatrostats.com/

[strange depot]

um let me be seers

[heavy heron]

LOOLL OK YOURE DON

i’ve had enough

[strange depot]

balal

[heavy heron]

balalalala?

[strange depot]

jokerpoker

[olive basin]

2 New Jokers with Gold Stickers! Hit The Road and Green Joker!

[heavy heron]

poker joker

[calm epoch]

the random nat neg devious i got at ante3 is saving my ass rn (used him against verdant leaf cuz i cant afford to do any mistakes since cruelity challenge)

[heavy heron]

jokester pokester

[mental bloom]

Should I ? I hate Idol but this time I feel like it's a W choice

[heavy heron]

well.. you prob die if you don’t..

so probably!

[mental bloom]

Yeah felt that too

[eternal solar]

im the worst at red card ❤️‍🩹

[mental bloom]

I just HOPE it DOESN'T pick the damn WRONG card again

[pale wolf]

balatrodle in 4 :/

[eternal solar]

green joker winrate is way better

[pale wolf]

youve barely played

🦓

[acoustic kettle]

Damn no android access

This shit so ass

💔

[pale wolf]

what?

[calm epoch]

gang i unlocked the jokerless challenge

do i attempt it now

[heavy heron]

same w ios

[mental bloom]

I'm so stupid I rerolled the shop

Duh

[calm epoch]

aight lets see how it goes

[heavy heron]

yea dw it’s easy just be straight for a run

[mental bloom]

Bad habits

[pale wolf]

You can retrieve the same exact data from Google takeout for Android balatro

it is not steam exclusive

[acoustic kettle]

So uhh

[pale wolf]

yeah you have to download a decompiler program because it's a compressed file

RAR

but also that's not where it is

[acoustic kettle]

Where is it

[pale wolf]

Google takeout

for the third time

You request your google play games data and nothing else

[acoustic kettle]

Google doordash

[pale wolf]

???

[humble hound]

this was fun af

[acoustic kettle]

Takeout

[humble hound]

got pair to 500, i felt so powerful lmao

[acoustic kettle]

[terse vale]

wordle was lowkey some bloodstone today

[simple jacinth]

this was fun af

[uncut slate]

take out deez

[pale wolf]

wordle?

[mental bloom]

Nvm I got the Idol back

[acoustic kettle]

The wordle today is so ass

[simple jacinth]

this shop was two immolates

[acoustic kettle]

Do it

[terse vale]

ya wordle i’m using bloodstone in place of bullshit

[pale wolf]

is that like balatrodle but for words?

[humble hound]

yes

[pale wolf]

woah

[humble hound]

i suck at it lmao

[pale wolf]

cant believe someone made that

[eternal solar]

why are rare jokers so mid

[uncut slate]

balatrodle is radicalizing our youth

[humble hound]

https://www.balatrodle.com/

[eternal solar]

i feel like most of them kinda just are comparable or worse then uncommons

[pale wolf]

I already know this

[humble hound]

oh

[pale wolf]

they were talking about one that's for words instead of jokers

[humble hound]

[pale wolf]

which is such a cool idea

[humble hound]

oh the mod

[manic talon]

is this fishdle but instead of guessing fish you guess jokers

[pale wolf]

no, wordle

It's not related to balatro at all

[frank grove]

balatro mod but you have to complete an entire wordle before buying anything

[pale wolf]

isn't that crazy

[humble hound]

OH actual wordle lmao

[uncut slate]

is that like gootsle but instead of goots it could be any word?

[eternal solar]

if you fail the wordle do you lose the shop or the entire run

[mental bloom]

I hate him so bad

So damn bad

[frank grove]

the thing you're trying to buy dies

[uncut slate]

https://www.chigozie.co.uk/gootsle/

[eternal solar]

"#1 the idol hater"
Looks inside:

The Idol

[humble hound]

[pale wolf]

what is goots

oh is it supposed to be goose

[mental bloom]

LIKE IDK BRO PICK A DAMN QUEEN

[pale wolf]

yeah there's a goose there

[mental bloom]

i'm crying

[eternal solar]

if you hate the idol then stop using idol 😭

[brittle temple]

its fun to win with trash

[pale wolf]

queen of hearts

[eternal solar]

and go baron mime naneinf 🤑

[mental bloom]

I just felt like it had potential this time

[eternal solar]

also hop on gold stake yo

[floral mural]

is it wrong if i see this shop as a take everything and run type deal?

[eternal solar]

endless baron mime gold stake is so ez

[mental bloom]

But no

Vro picks the wrong card again

[floral mural]

andy rebate vagabond is the most free deckfixing ever

[mental bloom]

we're not playing the same game vro

[floral mural]

my ass is gonna hit interest cap with vagabond triggers

[eternal solar]

LOL
Sent balatrodle to my friend 🥹

-# deleted image bc i accidentally spoiled this very important thing, he took 52 guesses to get the joker

[floral mural]

spoiler balatrodle answer

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[mental bloom]

spoiler vro

[mental bloom]

I hate Idol

[eternal solar]

yall should have already done the balatrodle yo 🙏

[cloud sinew]

spoilers...

[eternal solar]

links for it were put in chat afew minutes ago

[mental bloom]

no vro I'm playing Balatro

[floral mural]

also bro tried every damn card in the deck the hell

[mental bloom]

can't do the Balatrodle

[neat ore]

How good is 5 copies of merry andy

[pale wolf]

doesn't fucking matter don't post spoilers idiot

[cloud sinew]

pretty bad

[pale wolf]

this is incredibly obvious

[neat ore]

Huh

But discards

[cloud sinew]

-5 handsize

[pale wolf]

smh smh

[frank grove]

-1 hand size 5 times is not great

[pale wolf]

3 hand size infinite discards so you can Find all those three of a kinds that were so hard before

except that it would still be impossible

[eternal solar]

he sent me some of the jokers he did

[pale wolf]

there should be a challenge deck with an infinite random deck, no enhancements, 5 hand size, and 5 discards

[pale wolf]

was he trolling 🦓

also spoilers again

[eternal solar]

no

[pale wolf]

😑

[eternal solar]

I SPOILERED IT THIS TIME

[pale wolf]

oh did you

[frank grove]

yeah

[pale wolf]

🤪

[eternal solar]

he just doesnt even play balatro

he has never heard of answer joker in his life

[magic vessel]

I love a good late-game clutch on plasma deck grind when ancient joker shows up

[mental bloom]

a modder might be able to do that

[magic vessel]

[pale wolf]

I did this as a joke before

[eternal solar]

wait what even is the answer

[acoustic kettle]

Random deck size

[tulip pond]

the tri…

[pale wolf]

no cap?

[eternal solar]

yo like
Isnt baseball card KINDA a scaler

[eternal solar]

i cant recall a joker with this name

im fr bro

[pale wolf]

😭

[eternal solar]

😭

[pale wolf]

flushes

[eternal solar]

OH RIGHTTTT

THE TRIBE

i forgot that exists

[tulip pond]

in the words of perishable tag logic bbc is not a scaler

[pale wolf]

I'm not going to lie there aren't many other words that it could even be in English

[acoustic kettle]

Does perished uncommons still contirbute to bbc

[frank grove]

dont perishable jokers still count towards bbc

[pale wolf]

the Tri
al
ck
st
be

[tulip pond]

yeah

[eternal solar]

is blue joker a scaler

[crystal basin]

@strange pier

[pale wolf]

yea

[eternal solar]

if blue joker is then i think baseball is

[tulip pond]

Tripe

[eternal solar]

its like
uncommon jokers instead of cards

[brave goblet]

not a great one but kinda

[calm epoch]

the trios

[frank grove]

trite is a word right?

[humble hound]

i had a taste of perkeo + blueprint and i need more

[pale wolf]

hmmm yea i think so

[humble hound]

😩

[acoustic kettle]

Trill

[pale wolf]

tripe def is

[eternal solar]

ohhhh

[pale wolf]

trims

[shadow spruce]

"black hole" quote unquote

[finite palm]

Ts killing me

[pale wolf]

i got so confused because I was like wait the edges of the card are going the wrong way

[formal shadow]

credit card in the standard pack..?

[eternal solar]

i just got a very fair and possible challenge idea

Jokerless gold stake no planet cards

[finite palm]

Whar

[humble hound]

masochist

[tulip pond]

classic low roll ghost deck routine

[wintry ice]

those are literally the same guesses i did

lmfao

[formal shadow]

whats the most fun deck for gits and shiggles in your guys opinions

[pale wolf]

so we both choked

😭

second guess was ASS

[calm epoch]

checkered or erratic

[humble hound]

cardless, joker build

[wintry ice]

||we should have guessed an 8$ scaling xmult rare first||

[wintry ice]

zodiac

[frank grove]

i like zodiac too

[pale wolf]

||im ngl im a lil high and forgot there were scaling rare mult after the last week of nonscaling rare xmult $8 answers||

[eternal solar]

i did a ||9$ scaling xmult rare|| first

[tulip pond]

freal

[manic talon]

ghost i guess, getting spectrals in shop is fun (i would say checkered but thats bias)

[pale wolf]

ghost deck is the most balatro for your buck

or blue

or zodiac

[eternal solar]

i find yellow to be the most fun
also zodiac

[pale wolf]

depending on how you look at it

[eternal solar]

they let you do more in shop
more shop = more fun

[humble hound]

im gonna try zodiac next

[tulip pond]

zodiac is the most balatro in like sheer numbers

[wintry ice]

the starts that yellow can give you are comical

[tulip pond]

and better consistency than ghost

[pale wolf]

reposting my https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1451520865001799732/screen-20251219-052143.mp4?ex=694679a6&is=69452826&hm=f8be90e028e29b34ae82b5fa03bbce871f0b01556caa9db6e0bdb7c32c7c1753& 5streak win from earlier this morning

it was SLICK

[wintry ice]

like what do you mean i can buy rebate, red card and a second pack in round 1

[tulip pond]

yellow is oh hey i can get away with a rental or a voucher early

[pale wolf]

yeah but ghost deck lets you actually experience the spectrals as often and as they should be IMO

[eternal solar]

HUH

how did you win with this

[pale wolf]

if there was only one deck in the game I would choose ghost even though it's not my favorite to play or the strongest

[pale wolf]

careful play

obelisk is nuts

[tulip pond]

wdym how did he win with this

[eternal solar]

i feel like his jokers sucked

[tulip pond]

that’s fair

[eternal solar]

ob is goated but others kinda buns

[tulip pond]

three of his jokers are among the best their scoring type

[eternal solar]

also perishable rental icecream is EVIL

[brave goblet]

just some emergency chips to keep the obelisk going

[tulip pond]

i don’t see ice cream with those tags as a problem

[brave goblet]

some generic mult and the rest of the scoring from hand levels is enough lol

[eternal solar]

nothing wrong with it
its just funny how bad that is

Perishable on top of a already dying joker 🥹 ❤️

[pale wolf]

but if you start playing it this early like i did then it can be tricky but agate is not a bad Joker, raised fist is very passable base mult especially for this purpose, and ice cream is just a big source of chips, I only got it the last shop
Chad was making my money and justifying things like agate

[brave goblet]

agate is great

[tulip pond]

agate is

good enough

[pale wolf]

and I already knew that I would have to be skipping so the perishable tags didn't really matter

[tulip pond]

fist does more on average

[pale wolf]

Not with Chad

lol

[tulip pond]

and can dodge more boss blinds

[potent tree]

[tulip pond]

i was looking at the jokers individually

[potent tree]

111m ez

[pale wolf]

I didn't get the chance to build up steel cards on the proper ranks so I didn't really get to utilize raised fist as much as I wanted to when I first picked it up, other mult sources were better (went from jolly->half->agate)

[blazing bolt]

should i grab blueprint and sell mail in rebate?

already have the vouchers i need

[brave goblet]

Probably

[pale wolf]

That's a lot of cards

I assume that you have plenty of gold?

[blazing bolt]

more steel than gold

since I have to score e43

[floral mural]

everything to the right of yorick is a new sticker

[eternal solar]

only 4 more achievements to 100%

is flushed common to get late?

[wintry ice]

i read rule breaker as rude buster

wild cards aren't very sought after so

[floral mural]

first complete gold sticker page

[eternal solar]

oh seems its very common

[tight pike]

Nah the hook is bullshit

"2 random cards" my ass

[eternal solar]

Discards your two most important cards on hand played

[tight pike]

That'd be a more accurate description

[eternal solar]

this page is so WEIRD

why are balatro jokers not ordered after the first page

[floral mural]

ordered by what?

this is like finr

[eternal solar]

should be ordered by rarity

[wintry ice]

i think it's just ordered by the sprite sheet

[eternal solar]

why is shoot the moon in the final page along with the legendaries 😭

[floral mural]

id assume the order minus legendaries being at the end is when they got added or the order they did id guess

[wintry ice]

not sure if stuntman and stm were late additions

[potent tree]

do i drop DL or CS

[tight pike]

Get a random rare joker my ass as well
It should be get a rare joker that will not benefiy your fucking run

[barren wigeon]

oh yeah, the jokers should be ranked by rarity

[potent tree]

probably cs

[eternal solar]

photograph !!

[barren wigeon]

nobody calls it DL, nor do they call it CS

[ember turtle]

stuntman blackboard yuri

[floral mural]

either way the beastiary/collection in any game not being ordered is fine

[wintry ice]

"this skip tag will definitely give me a joker that will help my run!"

looks inside
baron

[eternal solar]

actually photograph is like kinda the worst one if you dont have red seals

[barren wigeon]

but this seems obvious, conditionless x3 mult vs normal x3 mult

[eternal solar]

2 jokers for 8x
having 2 3x jokers is 9x