#🕹・game-discussion
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yeah why are u worried about 15 mult if u have flash card scaled
Do I grab baron and polychrome it or is it way too early and just use turtle bean
💔
Just scared
Yay, these have been goldened now
u GOT to baron hex and hope can survive the first 2 antes deck fixing
We ball
What if I just sell madness now haha
noooooooooooo
perkeoless naneinf x4 scares me
Naneinf x4?
that was done with baron
What's that?
when you score so much that the game can't process the number anymore
girl i mean flash card
around 1e308
or 2^1024
what's the x4 portion
Oh, uhhhhhh, it's at 32
You can probably beat leaf without selling anything
Unless you really, REALLY needed those +3s from lusty
I've done it 4 times
I passed it!
Cool just making sure
4 more golds to my collection 🫠
I think I'm making good progress, I did back to back gold stakes and got 9 more jokers goldened
"Ok i have some money left over. lets just use the wheel that's sitting in shop"
This was my first one by the way

I just realised that I stopped playing Celeste because I was addicted and playing to get golden strawberries and now I'm addicted to Balatro and playing to get golden stickers 😭
imagine if there was some way to transfer editions between jokers
might make negative tag worth taking
oh ok-
and 4 kings
most of which you're not gonna even draw
Does ceremonial dagger destroy eternal
no
nothing destroys eternal
thats why its eternal
Eternal forever
balatro crowd control can destroy eternals
Anhk cards becomes useful
The only thing that destroys eternals are game overs 🤣
Is this overkill?
Nah
How to beat green stake ? It’s so hard
you can probably unlock the worst econ joker in the game now
uhhh u beat it
get more points
How ? Tips
save your money early so you can reroll the shop later on
and have more chances to find good x mult jokers
my main recommendation is to save money on early antes with econ jokers and try and always be above 25$ each round
money becomes power
what deck are you playing on
once you can give yourself the econ to fix and get the jokers you want its easier
can canio get above e64
probably
how
lot of destroying
kill e65 face cards
you mean destroying 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 face cards
1 morbillion face cards
I should too it's 2 am
it's a 6 hr later problem me don't have to worry about it now
.... im dead. yeah uhh gg
I thought i was dead but apparently my setup is better then i thought it was
Then i lost to the big blind
Ante 5 aint bad tho
ah yes c h i p s
anybody else on mobile getting consistent low fps?
No, its probably your phone
gotta love getting both cola and invis as my sticker jokers
time to not sell invis the whole run
I'm killing myself
Why does doc call brainstorm djynasty?
This is why we don’t play flushes
Ohhhh okay cool gotcha
I thought it was like some artist with a song called brainstorm or smth lol
I hate Bloodstone
do you
this is why i play hands with less than 5 cards
it had selected a club earlier but i got too confident
🥀
wth did they send
e
Yet another run that proves you gotta play pairs
ohh oka
how lucky would it be to get 2 black holes and a soul in 1 run
Not that unlikely, it happens
Within the realm of being statistically probable
well it just happened to me I got it in like the first 4 antes
8FD9UV9G
Nice sounds like a fun run! I always like getting legendaries
bread 👍
I lost
Happens
u gotta help me beat blue deck now.
Lol what help do u need?
On what stake?
gold of course
blue deck should be one of the easier decks though
2 discards driving me crazy
Yeah blue deck is fs one of the easiest
Then don't use your discards, you have hands for a reason
That’s the same across any deck except red
uhh
💔 just help a noob out
Yeah, just realize that you are free to use hands as discards. Don’t be scared to throw away cards using some extra hands
I lost wit every joker in the collection by now
Attend balatro university
Everyone in this discord has spent an inordinate amount of time grinding away at gold stake until we got the hang of it
wym
😂
balatro university has online asynchronous classes
what the fuck is asynchronous twin
Yeah watch Balatro university it’s suuuuper helpful. Even after getting c++ it’s always teaching me how to get better at the game
the university has courses 24/7
for FREE
yes
good idea I’ll keep that in mind
om nom nom nom
actively still hurtful
what
aint even worth the temperance value if its showman 🙏🙏🙏
showman in gold stake usually makes your shops worse overall
welllll, you could find more hermits even while holding one 🧠
say hello to five The Lovers in the aracana pack
im on white stake
that is literally like the ONLY usecase for showman, being able to reroll into more of the same stuff
I be taking naps
good for you ricky
Sadly comes at the cost of depriving you of choice
i gotta take a nap sometime too
fool hung man fool hung man
showman won me gold stake twice as stupid as it sounds
one of the runs it was just a bbc merchant but eh
what even is this run bro
i have 2 golden tickets 2 brainstorms a bull and negative showman and i js got a negative golden ticket
hi guys
Worst white stake run on ante 5
😭😭
replacing a golden ticket with a retrigger would be better right?
GASP
why is lusty joker that low
yall whats the most optimal place for the blueprint here?
I get flower pot and loyalty card
wrong, s for stuntman fr fr
what your hand level, what your hologram
Low S in my opinion he's very strong if you plan on playing pairs
But I'm sorry late game you're kind of not very cool
😔
so my hologram is 1.75 rn
my flush hand level is 3
Trib in S
gee I wonder, which would be higher, a x2 or a x1.75
Also superposition and 8 ball that low? It's at least a C imo maybe d for 8 Ball
which is the best order for the most money
so it should be next to the photograph right? Im kinda new, I dont know if it would produce more mult if it was next to smiley face since I have pareidolia
How many cards are you playing?
yes
thank youu
wouldnt one be best?
No not necessarily
i like food
boys, whoever made this tier list really doesn't like money
the guy is a certified communist
if i am playing one
same tierlist I found lol
so much wrong
bloodstone in A tier btw
You could be making 16$ per card rather than just $8
Bloodstone is kind of not good if you don't have oops
You're basically relying on luck
WHY IS BUSINESS OUT OF ALL ECON JOKERS RANKED AT A
so like how do i order them
i fear that this will be my black stake gold stake win sadly
I know. Definitely not A tier. C tier probably
plant already went by
This is a tier list after achieving c++ btw
low c but not that dudes list
its a gold stake list?
yep
It shouldn't matter
I'm pretty sure it's the same if you play one card
bean above midas
I think it's a C or a B
you should rely on jokers that give something guarenteed
otherwise you are just praying that youre kinji hakari
It's quite a strong joker, but the only downside to it is that it requires a lot of deck fixing to make it work
Still alive
like I wouldn't use idol during the early game
which in gold stake isnt your #1 priority
what about 4 of a kind
I guess. I'm assuming this is an ante 8 tier list
One moment let me do the math
cause if this is an endless tier list, then I'll put idol higher
and replacing the chad with seltzer
Uh one copy Seltzer the rest copy money probably
here's a joke for ya, shortcut at A
who makes an ante 8 tierlist
???
like as in this is for a non-endless tier list
I would have put it at C tier but a?
guys what are fun websites im bored and in school
it's an A, apparently
Like I would put four fingers above shortcut any day
It's silly
thsnkyiu
not really
being able to play straights easier is better cuz of the scaling
sure 4 fingers helps straights but not as much as shortcut
four fingers would do the same thing but with one less card
I once did a seance shortcut for fingers build it was the silliest thing I wish I also got smeared jonkler with that
not really
but ok
Four fingers lets you be able to play straight flushes much easier
you dont go for straight flushes really
Yeah it's very bad but it's pretty silly
you can but if you can get telescope you dont want to do that
I used to be a superposition hater and 8 ball hater but honestly it's pretty good
Not F tier maybe high c
sure its luck based but so are a lot of other jokers
There's so much synergy in this build wow
I think invis should be B rather than A
like if it hits the joker you don't want, it's shit. If it hits the joker you want, it's great
I don't know if I would rate superposition higher than 8 Ball again maybe middle C. Do you need something to fill a slot
how long do i wanna be getting money for in this run?
Since you are basically relying on the bull for score use all but one of your hands for money then have everything copy the bull for your final hand
Pareidolia at B. I've come to the conclusion this is certainly rage bait material
Yeah honestly pareidolia is like d tier in my opinion.
i mean like before i wanna change my build
Either build for an idol and once you are completed fixing the deck switch to idol. Or fix towards Baron + mine
Just printing money then copying the bull isn't a horrible score especially on plasma
this is how i win black deck gold stake
splash helps more for score imo
I think my win was with madness as well
I think
Here's my random seed non legendary non Red seal naninf I love to brag about
golden joker and burglar in D is extremely questionable
or it could have been stencil
seeing double/flower pot (ew) vs only photo
one provides econ for little to no opportunity cost and the other synergizes really well with some of the game's best jokers
Chat, I have a really powerful build that is absolutely going to gold sticker all the jokers in my build. I, however, have an extra slot that I didn't even realise I had. What truly useless joker should I look out for to gold sticker it? Please suggest something absolutely horrendous that would be otherwise difficult to golden
I've only ever picked up flower pot once and I thought that oh look a use for wild cards. I got so disappointed when it didn't work
Flower pot
Loyalty card
😭 what timing
Goldened already, and excuse me?! It's amazing
PLS HELP ME it’s my first time close to beating gold stack I sell the runner right???
flower pot is usually a very scuffed order
Are you talking about the same joker
no?
I'm talking about loyalty card
depends if you got planet levels
I love loyalty card
The one that gives you times four after six played hands
😭😭
loyalty card is acrobat but inconsistent
It's basically just a worse acrobatic
do NOT
I get my words mixed up sometimes
i would not take it then lol
The soul card?
Is your flowerpot consistently active?
maybe sell flower pot if you're not consistently activating it
Yes, it’s never not been active
That's my last one to do I just do not want to grind out attempts
i did it like 5th
It hurts my soul to skip soul pls tell me yall are joking
once i start i didn't really wanna stop
just take medium
unless you somehow are winning blind by 4x, it would kill your run
I had this silly run once sadly it didn't get to naninf there was no ecto throughout the run
Do you guys think black deck needs a rework? On the one hand it makes more sense for balatros design philosophy to not have one deck being explicitly more difficult than the others, but on the other hand, plasma deck exists and feels like it fits in just fine on the reverse end of that
Plasma can be difficult
it should be last deck unlocked
but besides that no changes
I've had an idea before I kind of thought about it being like the opposite of painted deck
it's because it's hard that it feels good to beat it
-2 hand size but one extra joker slot
Plasma deck isn’t ‘easier’ per se, just ‘more powerful’ which is kind of like the opposite of black deck
it's meant to be the hardest deck
love dying to luck again
That’s godawful. Worse than ecto
-2 hand size is a HUUUGE punishment. Think about stuntman
Way worse than -1 hand
Exactly it would be hilarious
Bro just wants to watch the world burn
Maybe black deck could be “+1 joker slot, rerolls cost $2 more” or something
Give you the ability to pick up more jokers but limits your access to them?
Hmm maybe. I think the better option would be increased the price of all Jokers by 2$ or 2x if you want it to be difficult
You would have to basically only rely on buffoon packs and tarot cards in the early game
2x is incredibly excessive, and $2 is too punishing for the early game. Increasing reroll price makes more sense
Yeah but it doesn't really do anything you never want to reroll in the early game anyway
sigh
It just wouldn't really be that much of a downside
that shouldve been the run but again it js depends ALL on luck
I mean not all of them need a downside
The whole problem with black deck is that the early game sucks because you lose power while not being able to use the advantage it gives you, making you lose early more easily. Rerolls are something that you don’t usually use until ante 2 or 3 so it gives you the ability to get the early power necessary while punishing you as you scale up
If they have a powerful upside then they do
5 more gold stickers for the collection!
Today was a great day, I got 9 (+5 now) gold stickers
I don't think one joker's lot is that powerful
Yellow deck is so good
That's my opinion though
You always want to have at least one joke you can get rid of that's not permanent
It’s not THAT powerful put it’s powerful enough to merit a downside
What if plus two joker slots minus one discard minus one hand
Helo

Don't take that seriously that was a joke
:cat_yippee: (I don't have Nitro)
what was the run
How about +100 joker slots -100 hands

Every time I log in to finish my third c++ profile I just get bored so quickly I cannot wait for the patch !
I honestly cannot even think what the next content update would even be
The game is very very well balanced
x1.4 mult 
Balatro challenge idea:
- all vouchers active when game begins
- blind size = base x ante!
I wonder if it's possible
there are a few things on the extremes and some that are not really fun
the main attraction is new jokers
Well yeah it’s balanced, but there’s so many things that are in the game that genuinely do nothing
Difficulty scaling and balancing is very good. There’s no necessary changes needed
like wild cards
is balatro still getting updates?
Maybe empress it's another not very useful tarot card
There’s nothing really to update. We’re expecting a content update but there’s no date set
new record i got
i’ve had a good 8 months away from the game, and the reason i quit was because lack of new stuff to do, been wanting to come back but haven’t really had any good reason to
Incredibly possible. That’s a x8 on the finisher blind, x48 at most with the violet vessel. Light work on white stake
No... you don't understand
The content update will have a lot of balance fixes
That exclamation mark isn't just an exclamation mark
Meh, not really. I think empress is pretty good. Enhancements aren’t supposed to be extremely good, they’re just supposed to do something which wild card does not lol
Oh… oh no…
Oh, yes
Me when the violet vessel scoring requirement is 4 factorial
Have you fully 100% everything possible ?
Hmm true
What could be a new enhancement or edition that could be added?
i unlocked all jokers and got most decks to the 3rd or 4th chip, it jus got really repetitive felt like i was running the same thing over and over
Empress on face cards + photograph makes an early chadless photo viable for like 2 antes!
x40,320 blind size
Yeah honestly you're right
Well if you’re up for the challenge, you’ve got a lot left to do!
yeah i suppose, i love the game, just looking for a new challenge i guess
Usually am
i do agree that the game needs balance changes, feel like if i’m not running a very specific set of jokers im not gonna get anywhere
Then do the challenges to start
I would strongly disagree tbh
We were saying the game is well balanced in its current state
What if there was an addition that creates a random tarot card or planet upon activation
Would that be too overpowered
i understand balatro is a difficult game update because there’s only so much they can add, but why don’t they take some ideas from the multitude of mods that are out in the game, obviously some of them are absolutely ridiculous and would break the game
Random tarot is overpowered, random planet is useless
but the game has so many places to take ideas from
If you feel you’re not getting anywhere without that set of jokers you’re talking about, I’d recommend hopping in a white stake say ghost deck, and intentionally try and use jokers you’re unfamiliar with, and get familiar with them, and win. And you’ll see there’s a loooooot more to the game that you prior thought
but i mean seriously when was the last update
I’m fairly certain the reason there hasn’t been an update yet has nothing to do with Thunk not knowing what to add.
Well man, this is a deck builder roguelike. This isn’t a live service game. You’re not gonna get a weekly battlepass. Highly strategic games don’t receive content updates frequently
I wonder if there will any new editions or seals. I can't really think of anything extra to do with seals tbh you have planet generation activation tarot generation and money generation. what else could there be?
you are just bad at the game
Also Sorrie I didn’t mean for this to sound as aggressive as it did !
i know i hear that completely, but with the amount of competitors that balatro has, i feel like it’s kind of falling behind
Be nice
no ur fine lol, i like a debate
Not every game needs to be constantly updated
Im not trying to be mean but sometimes you just gotta tell them how it is
chess
I honestly kind of hate games that are constantly updated and changed
for example, i’ve been smashing clover pit at the moment and absolutely loving it, don’t know if anyone else has give it a chance
I don’t feel like it’s falling behind at all, I believe the fact it even has competitors is enough proof. It’s a staple and a trailblazer. There’s nothing to ‘keep up’ with. The game got so much hype because of what it is
Do I get rid of a photo
It’s like saying “hey, this board game chess is so popular, but people are gonna start to play different games. They need to add more pieces and more moves”
Yes
I think so so I can build up my deck more
If you need deck fixing
It just doesn’t work with synergetic strategy games
chess will be played 200 years from now
so will balatro
Of course it will. Because it’s a staple, consistent classic trailblazer of its genre. Which is my point exactly 
there are more combinations on a chessboard than atoms in the universe
is bp worth picking up? boss is VL
Things that became popularized simply for being good don’t need constant updates to stay relevant
Yes there are not a lot of atoms in the universe
Compared to numbers we can think of
And nothing compared to the concept of infinity
You can reach more than that in balatro
Yes. I understand chess is a good game. That was the point I’m making it seems you’re disregarding my analogy and instead just comparing chess to honestly I’m not sure lol

money time
If I remember correctly there is roughly around 10^82 atomd in the observerable universe
atomd
Meeeeow
atomd
tbh, i have adhd and too many messages got sent at once so i think i discarded ur point, let me go back up and read it my fault
That's it I'm going to break my fingers
10^79 to 10^81 is the current estimate i think
I was technically far off darn
well only technically lol
Nope. Wrong. I’ve counted
But I won’t share it with them
They’ll kill me
but there is actually nothing you can change about chess
No need to estimate when I’ve already counteded all of them and know how many there are
Oh yeah but how many possibilities are there for each atom to be in a slightly different place
3 New Jokers with Gold Stickers! Zany, Devious, and Red Card!
no need to count when we already have estimates
and also, when exactly did you acquire this atom count report, mr wright?
Sure there is. But, now we’re at my point. If you were to change something about chess, the likelihood of it not being necessary is pretty high, no?
I’m comparing this attribute to balatro’s replayability
Now it’s not a perfect analogy I know. Chess requires two, they’re very different
But you know, general idea and whatnot
yes i get what ur saying
my only point to what you just said (i am not sure if this is relevant or not)
I’m not arguing that the game shouldn’t be updated btw. I just don’t think there’s a need for any rush whatsoever since the game could never update at all and I’d feel the same way about it
Tarot cards can be really strong when they're saved up. (Used the Sun to get a flush house)
Too bad tarot packs dont let you save them
ngl new jokers would throw off my sense of what to look for in the shops and stuff so hard
Solitaire
What do you mean?
Boom
New jokers would also bloat the shop
you have to use tarots straight out of the pack, rather than getting to keep them in consumable
that's waht the fool is for lol
okay then move away from jokers, what about new decks
Tarot packs aren’t the only tarot generators. Actually, it’s the ONLY tarot generator where you don’t get the card in your consumable!
When you open an arcana pack, you must imediatly use the card(s) you used
Hmm maybe but there aren't any base ideas I can think of personally
Would be dope. But for every proposed change could be counter-questioned with “but what’s the point?”
REAL
the point is to keep the game fresh and always have a new challenge
if you have 100% the game
and have nothing new to do
Then just add challenges.
Games aren't really meant to have endless content updates ....
your going to get bored
Then play a different game
eventually
Or take a break
Well what about solitaire then
I only play a run once every couple of days and the game is still very fun to me
Why aren’t the rules updating for solitaire
Do I take invis here?
don't ask why i found all this xmult
Strategy games aren’t tailored to players’ eventual boredom
For the 2nd photo
and this is my point, there are many many competitors, and i am scared a game that i personally think kicked off the rough like deck building franchise (this is my opinion)
if you want more scoring, you could drop the mime
But balatro doesn't really stand amongst other "competitors" though, because by its nature it's not a live service game
because your comparing balatro to a core fundamental card game that has been around for 100s of years
I would pivot to baron/idol
it's fine to be a classic
balatro could become a fundamental card game that will be around for a long time 
Second jokerless win, its finally over
I hated the challenge decks while i was trying to 100% balatro, i nearly quit it on fragile and jokerless (29 hours total gameplay of both combined)
you can’t play balatro in your living room with a deck of cards, so it won’t
I dont even see the argument anymore
Its not like the update can just
Come out faster
Well Balatro’s been around for a bit over a year, and has an extremely active community and loyal player base. What other offline single player games have you seen release get like three updates total over a near 2 year lifespan and stay bustlingly vibrant
We're in a new age, you can have a phone
we're almost at 2 years (feb 20)
Yeah I didn’t remember the date so I said a year and a bit lol
none because it’s difficult to make a original deck builder rouge like
Well this is a new point. Which I’d counter with- just because something can be updated, why should it?
Correct..
me personally i think clover pit could be in the same place balatro is in
I like clover pit a lot
it’s very fun, i’ve been enjoying it
Geomtry dash
But it will get the shadowed by the era of balatro treatment, just like every other deckbuilder roguelike that’s released in the last two years
or just play mods 
no game should be updated for the sake of it, but i feel like balatro has gone far too long and the game has gone slightly stale
You need to take a break lol
I feel like there were a lot of updates a while ago, I played it religiously when it came out when I was in middle school and feel like I could remember new stuff, or maybe it got sold or something idk
Balatro really does need a balance update
I play exclusively gold zodiac for fun and it's still fun to me
But like I said before, I only play once every few days
balatro is one of the best balanced videogames i have ever seen
Like honestly a content update is gonna be so sick but I would be really happy even with a balance update
Yeah but we can get even better
It went 8 years without an update
It just got another 2 years ago
i’ve had an 8 month long one 🥲🥲🥲and nothing is enticing me to come back
Like blue seals are kind of a big problem in the balance
2.2 was 2 years ago...
eh I like how OP blue seals are
Ofc you like it, but it messes up the balance
Yea....
I guess it is kinda concerning that they're so powerful there's little reason to take something else when it appears
I like it too but the game will be more fun once it’s fixed
imagine the day straights become the strongest build (it already is but even stronger)
and this is what i mean, im not saying the whole game should have a revamp just a very small content update that adds maybe a deck and a new legendary joker, and a little balance change like gorflop said about blue seals
P sure there’s a rule against promo here
@brazen island my bad. I'll delete
Idk about a new legendary, it’s very thematic to have 5
There should be at least 15 new jokers to have the next page fill out uniformly
I mean I’m not sure lol it’s a mod question, I don’t personally care just letting u know to be careful
🧠
i wouldnt mind a new legendary, im sure you could find another popular jester
Don’t want anyone getting banned yk
everyone and their mother has made modded legendaries of every shape and kind
Yeah but having 5 base jokers slots and 5 legendary jokers is very thematic
I'm just excited that other people think this game is as cool as I so
You’re in the right place for that. We’re all degenerate Balatro addicts
and now your starting to get where i’m coming from, the game definitely doesn’t need a new update, it’s perfectly fine where it is, but if it did have a content update no one would be upset with it
Well its coming so
Been playing for about 6 months and just unlocked one card color hand😆😆😆
but when we’ve been left in the complete darkest corner
Yeah it’s absolutely fine where it is, it’s an incredible game, but no sense in not fixing the parts that could make it even better if fixed
there been no update, no information, no nothing
It is coming in 2026
that is a very big time frame
365 potential days
I mean who cares? Thunk is one guy doing a free update. Whether he even ever finishes it is kind of unimportant when the game is already complete and polished and balanced lol, it would just be nice
this is my point exactly
it doesn’t need it
it would just be nice.
and it would bring old players (like myself) back into the game
i play on mobile 🥲
Yeah and a fancy toilet would be nice too but I don't need anything other than a hole in the ground.
Extra credit & paperback both feel very vanilla, love those mods
Still play base more than anything tho, just with the handy mod lol
Handy mod should be built into the game
Just the click and drag
It’s so convenient
but again this is my point, we don’t need it, but it would be 1 million times better if we did have something
right
Yeah true
Although the one thing I don’t get about handy mod is why you have to start the click away from the cards
yeah a game like this thrives on more content, more cards etc.. but on the other hand, the game is still very fun as it is and has a lot of content
if someone said you can keep the car you’ve got right now, or you can have a brand new one with loads of new features for free, who in their right mind is going to say “nah i think i’ll keep my old one”
Why can’t I click and drag by initially clicking on a card
How is it related
ok but like imagine they said you gotta wait a year
🤯
yeah but we will be waiting almost 2 😂😂😂
I mean if anything it’s more just like installing a slightly better radio and a heated steering wheel lol
Yeah but you're treating it like theres no update coming
tick tock tick tock
but even if it’s not much it’s something
but we don’t know if an update is coming because all we have is a year timeframe 😂
baseball card about to hit a grand slam fr
We do know its coming?
Me when a single person works on a game update for a long while now (they need to post news right now or I'm quitting the game)
We've been knowing that its coming?
if your boss told you your getting a promotion in 2026 you’d be questioning when
Wait does mime retrigger baseball?
Prob not because it doesn't retrigger observatory
if he said early or late 2026, you’d have a bit more reassurance
nah
Can we stop with the dumb analogies?
it’s not a dumb analogy tho it’s completely valid
No its a pretty bad analogy
More like the job place is getting an upgrade
?
A promotion is a bit of a stretch
See thats a better analogy
it’s literally the exact same thing…..
No its not?...
alright whatever i’m not arguing that i don’t have the energy
Yeah man sure
It's more like your job place is getting more coworkers even though you already have plenty and you already get the job done well
extra hands could help but sometimes adding things can be bad
I can’t win any runs
So I just play Anaglyph Deck as if it has nothing special to it?
I kinda just want to ignore the Double Tags....
i’m arguing with someone who has been playing portal for 5 hours, i’m going to bed 😂
why the fuck would the update be extra hands 😭
Neither can I. You just need more luck and unlocked cards.
😭😭😭son😭😭
arguing about balala
are we deadass
focus on flushes, they're easy and worth a lot early
I meant extra hands at work
I was also making an analogy
Its a fun game
i wasn’t even tryna argue bru, i asked about when updates are coming in and portal bum come over all aggressive and called me shit 😂
Ad hominem
I should stop entering convos while having absolutely 0 context
Well now you are being aggressive
Yeah sure
Let's just check your messages...
Flushes and High straights (starting at Ace/King/Queen) are very good for early game
please scroll up to the start of the convo and you will see
Can they add this gif but as a sticker
Aggression shouldn't be matched with more aggression
Portal bum is a new one
can they please not do it
Yeah and I for an eye leaves the world blind
Considering i am a portal goat
Hmm
Certificate is so weird in a good way
spit your shit bro 🔥🙏
read this @soft vapor please 😂
Interesting
So you're saying you turned this into an argument because of one message
I hate Bloodstone
Doesn't mean you have to be aggressive towards them
balalalala server beef
i’m saying that i definitely didn’t start it….
updates will come when they do
You did respond
you can't rush perfection
A smart guy wouldn't respond
Wow congrats
I got perkeo is that the best one
Chicots the best one
it is pretty good
i didnt mean to come off as aggresive
yeah but i was genuinely jus having a conversation and then i got called shit 🤷
Well
Bad at the videogame yes
I dont have any personal vendetta against you
is this guy the god of balarto
Yes
i’m not saying you do, but i’m gonna defend myself 🥲
If you have more than one of them they literally break the game
balarto lol
Yeah but you don't have to defend yourself aggressively
balala
i wasn’t being aggro first tho 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
bolastro
Aggression against aggression just makes things worse cause more aggression
Don't fight fire with fire
Yes but you are continuing it
just clutched my first win on my phone (i've won a round before on PC)
Well actually you can fight fire with fire if the second fire is a controlled fire to burn stuff away so the first fire doesn't into the spread
i suck ass at balatro so it was a photochad win but i got that photograph in like ante 6
and i had the Cavendish
why is it always chicot
chicot is op wtf does this mean u can cheese the game with many
Chigoat you mean
i dont mind the guy
i just would like to see the others too
its like having 5 children and only one comes to thanksgiving
I didnt even know what legendary jokers are but they are named after jesters irl
Yeah
King's jesters
you can break the game with this but that doesn't really happen in standard runs
i also had the card that acts the same as the leftmost card, the one that isn't Blueprint, looks like it was sketched ob a napkin
He's not the worst I honestly think that goes to canio
Okay but for real now chicot is actually the worst one
Not that it's bad but it's quite worse than other legends
its mostly something you can do for super super late endless to get a huge handsize by rolling into manacle over and over
nah
not at all
trib
Wow
both worse
canio is good
Yeah but the glass joker is just a little bit worse version of canio
I literally never scaled canio in my life
Its good but its not better than chicot
Lmao
do i ditch marble for vamp? i
Probably not
you?
wait no
#fuckchicot
And I'm pretty sure the glass joker is a uncommon
Mods kill this man
that aside, tips for this
Hermit
I would much rather get Canio on Abandoned that Chicot on any
Rental egg and 2 fool the temperance 🔥
guys I sold invisible w?
Ok
Manipulating canio in your abandoned deck seeds hold on
what do I do with two perkeos
Anyway.. any tips for a starting player? cuz i may be kinnda new
💻 💻 💻
good thing i don't plan on playing abandoned anymore
It's twice as effective now
What if we reworked canio to upgrade by 0.05 per played face card we're honestly just a regular joker
Also perkeo is the best one
negative consumable so it's infinite
You can do so much stuff with it
already gold stake'd abandoned 👅
Yorick is very easily the best one
Money? Check. Deck fixing? Check
wow
I mean he is consistent
do I buy hieroglyph
Exactly
And thats how you win runs
Consistency
Hmmm
im glad i never got the plant on this run
for more time
buy that temperance and don't use it
now you have a money printer
also replace that second trading card
Don't worry we all make mistakes
yeah don't worry about it
Though some mistakes are worse than others
you'll find another
I don’t think Plant would make much of a difference? Most of your mult comes from trousers, at best you get a 1.5x from Parei; otherwise you could put in some other uncommon
also blueprint works with perkeo
Perkeo is REALLY good with ghost deck though
i really doubt that you absolutely need the +5 mult from smiley face
forq is always right
So I have Inf money
Temp value
Thinking abt this ur right
I got Verdant Leaf and didn't sell shit 😭
sick
WIAT
WAIT
I just noticed t0x
You have two trading cards
Just saying that it does NOT double the effect
*one js casually does nothing *
I once accidentally lost a really good run with a perko start because I accidentally played four cards into the psychic
square instead of 2nd tc
That's why trading card is incompatible with blueprint
The psychic is the one that makes you play five cards right
Yeah
Certificate is so messy omg
would the double tag be worth it
no
No
is death the way I get good
and just for future stakes the only skip thats more often good than not is the ante 1 investment tag
polychromatic throwback and polychromatic shortcut 🥰
what do I do with the lots of death
show ur deck
what does that mean
4 of a kind
why not the flush five
death and 3 perkeos guarantees 4oak every time
also mars you can start getting now while youd have to unloc eris
what's eris
flush five level
oh
hi uh. does anyone know how to fix this instantiation issue
you got the universe card
known softlock
you just win
nothing you can do sadly
ty for the help 😭 time to re start lol
tell me how to play playpls I don't wanna mess up
I don't know I would have said one chad
1 chad does make sense
do I keep fool and death
It's just two extra retriggers
extra retriggers is good
Rather than getting rid of 2x four times
deep breathes bro you got this
u said I should upgrade 4oak
yes
do I dupe the death and four oak
crazy first shop
nah
just use fool for mars and dupe more deaths
4 MORE GOLD STICKERS
Yellow deck is goated
I'm pretty sure that the Chad is the right thing to cut
at the same time ?
X2 X1.5 4 times
You wouldn't get rid of both chads
correct
No joker comes close to how much certificate changes your run
Just one of them
what about this
or X1.5 6 times
your deck maybe
if i had paper i would math this out
thats probably worth instead of tc
I shouldn't be doing math when driving my car at like 50 mph
Hmm?
I feel like getting rid of a chad is better
certificate changes the deck substantially but its still a pair run joker
You're only losing out on two triggers if you get rid of one chat
true
That's... right
I did play pairs the whole run
so probably chad....?
You still get all of that bonus 2X and guaranteed 1.5
too much thinking chad goes
I don't know I am currently driving I cannot calculate the it
might be ecto time soon
Can someone send me the gold sticker excel sheet?
god i love winning
juggle tag if it was funnier: +1 hand, +1 discard, and +1 hand size next round
(applies after boss blind effects)
do I put blueprint left of the family
YES YES YES YES YES YES
Got naninf and now my best hand is 0? Is this normal ?
how much is fortune teller at?
I’d do trance at least
yeah that's normal
Power up mars even more why not
+33
Triple Perkeo mars too
how about this
Meh you don’t need dna
not really
perkeos doing way more than dna would
Do I not need anymore kings
Feels so weird losing a run with 16 hand size then going back to 8, it doesn’t look right 😭
can use death for the blue seal queen
why are you running kings? was it just the first thing you were able to strength?
idk I just did that
Assuming I have this assortment of jonklers how many kings do I need to almost hit naninf but not quite
queen or king since they were lucky cards, so they could replace the temperance w deaths more easily if they wanted to
44 red seal steel kings is naneinf so probably 43
iirc
wheel of holo (photochad and constellation all had holo hits)
and i have not found erosion this run
so as soon as i see it i might throw out duo
gotta hold it in
Is yellow deck the easiest deck?
probably
Me when I get 4 different food jokers, gros michel and green joker from the negative tag ❤️
I did 3 effortless gold stake runs today on yellow deck, it feels too easy
negative diet cola god tier
photo probably goes right
ew
even faceless deck
now im definitely getting rid of it
do it coward
put all your hopes on a glass joker
i personally think blue is easier
best I can do is 52 10s of spades
just reroll
That seems slightly unlikely
probably
ghost and blue are close contenders
where is the seed for it
Wait, why ghost?
wasn't that seed patched?
...but nobody came
starting hex is really good, especially if you find something worthwhile for a whole run
and being able to find immolate, trance, whatever in shop is powerful too
Ghost Deck my beloved❤️🩹
Only deck I've managed to get to black stake with
Is 75 stickers in one day good?
what else do I pick
Ig, im not good at the game myself
holy shit the gman plays balatro ?
definitely
or skip
My friend said it's slow 😭
skip
take some time
immolate is probably not good here
Meanwhile, he never did a gold stake
I definitely will
idol idol idol
I've been playing a lot on my phone too
it's slow if you only have 2 ½ days to c++
please idol
what the hell



