🕹・game-discussion

[brave stirrup]

It does not win because it doesn't hit 240,000 chips

[ember turtle]

🏳️‍⚧️ 🦭 Trans Seal:
when suit or rank of this card is changed, transforms into another random seal
it keeps this ability

[brave stirrup]

Ts prt sc

[twin lantern]

Yeah

Press the button

[buoyant ridge]

now i did

[brazen island]

New consumable:
HRT

[twin lantern]

It takes a ss at the same resolution of your screen

[ember turtle]

what does it do :0

[brave stirrup]

Yea I ain't doin allat

[pale wolf]

I think some kind of seal related Joker would be sick

[tight pike]

Wtf

[ember turtle]

summon jesus cHRisT?

[twin lantern]

+10mental

[pale wolf]

but the game doesn't really do animals

besides bull

[brazen island]

It makes jimbo turn into jimbette and she gives chips instead of mult

[ember turtle]

jimbette..

hold on that's a cool idea

[brave stirrup]

Ok but how many chips because +4 chips is poop

[pale wolf]

genderswaplatro
every single Joker is changed

[twin lantern]

Its literally LESS work than wiping out your iPhone 12, unlocking it and aim a camera at it and shoot it.

[ember turtle]

you can like make it so +mult effects give chips and chips effects give +mult instead on a 1 to 8 ratio

[buoyant ridge]

idk what im doing wrong the whole time, i have a level 10 pair and it doent win

[brave stirrup]

Ion got an iPhone 12

[pale wolf]

30

[buoyant ridge]

do i need lvl 100 pairs on gold stake ?

[ember turtle]

would this be cool

[tight pike]

The fuck are the banana cards gonna turn into?
Gros Michelle and Cassandra?

[brazen island]

Absolutely not

[twin lantern]

No

[brave stirrup]

And I don't really want the ss on my laptop since I use my phone more anyways 👽

[twin lantern]

Level 6 is safe. But you dont need any planets to win

Sometimes all your score is planets

[pale wolf]

just saw one of the worst county names on the back of an Ohio plate

[ember turtle]

technically you don't need any jokers to win in that logic

[brave stirrup]

What was the county

[pale wolf]

gaerga or something

[tight pike]

Bet it's not as bad as the average random ass town in the outback

[serene forge]

me when i use six copies of dolly's mirror on my ritual dagger

[twin lantern]

Georgia?

[pale wolf]

yeah Georgia county Ohio
no

it was cursed

[brave stirrup]

Is this real

[pale wolf]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geauga_County,_Ohio

it was this

[brave stirrup]

Ive seen worse

[twin lantern]

Georgia was almost a really bad ass country but the Mongols had some words

[tight pike]

It's the US, I wouldn't be surprised no offense

[pale wolf]

I literally couldn't care

[ember turtle]

what

[twin lantern]

Imma cry

[brave stirrup]

That one Genghis Khan edit

[tight pike]

I raise you one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useless_Loop,_Western_Australia

[ember turtle]

what's the hottest joker

other than ramen

[tight pike]

Burning Joker

[ember turtle]

true

[brave stirrup]

That one

[ember turtle]

well it's burnt

so

[lost vault]

miau!

[ember turtle]

it should have cooled off by now

meow meow

[pale wolf]

oh no there's definitely some counties in other states that do that, like Delaware county Ohio

[brazen island]

Stuntman has aura

So probably him

[pale wolf]

wrong reply

[long oxide]

Is high card photochad a route

[pale wolf]

it was not the wrong reply

[tight pike]

Depends on if you can get redseal

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[pale wolf]

Not what I heard

[brazen island]

It certainly is my friend if you have high hand levels

[ember turtle]

i feel like wee joker should have a custom sprite actually

[brave stirrup]

@pale wolf @tight pike let's go to Mexico
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico,_Ohio

[long oxide]

This is my deck

[brave stirrup]

Not a red seal in sight

What a damn shame

[tight pike]

Let's go to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London,_Kiribati

[long oxide]

I have 14 levels in highcard

[tight pike]

In fact

[tight pike]

I double the mult
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Island_(Victoria)

[ember turtle]

what are we even talking about

[fringe crest]

fire concept

[long oxide]

Fuck yeah

Do I immolate

Risk it

[fringe crest]

uhh i would prob you would still win if you just used dejavu and skipped tho

[long oxide]

It's good either way with canio

[pale wolf]

audible was bothering me about using my credits before they expired, so I used eight credits

damn I haven't listened to an audiobook in a long time

[tight pike]

No idea

[fringe crest]

guys i need web browser games to play in school

[pale wolf]

Padawan

Go on to coolmathgames.com

[lost vault]

risk it for the rain

[tight pike]

I got you fam
https://augustberchelmann.com/mario/

[lost vault]

literally just google “minesweeper”

[long oxide]

Paid off but I sold Chad in the next blind cause

[fringe crest]

ive already mastered minesweeper

[lost vault]

damn

[ember turtle]

uh have you tried pico8? it's a fantasy console with lots of small games on it including the original celeste

cool website

[pale wolf]

what's your PB

[fringe crest]

on what

[tight pike]

Minesweeper...

[fringe crest]

youre goated thank you

[fringe crest]

what size

[pale wolf]

intermediate

[slow iris]

celeste (2018) wasm port

[tight pike]

Oh that minesweeper

I had the mobile one on infinite mode

[pale wolf]

How can it be infinite

wouldn't you just get to go forever

unless you got unlucky early on

[lost vault]

infinite mode sounds like it’d take all the fun out

[pale wolf]

no end to it sounds awful

[tight pike]

Yes

[slow iris]

haha that sounds familiar

[tight pike]

It was a mode which I did not play

[fringe crest]

i dont play on the og minesweeper

i need a link for that

[pale wolf]

I play Windows 7 minesweeper when i can

[fringe crest]

i dont have windows 7

[pale wolf]

doesn't matter

[fringe crest]

what

[pale wolf]

Go online and find it

[fringe crest]

ok

bro

what

[tight pike]

Hell nah

Tbh realistic minesweeper on roblox is so bad cuz it takes so long

[white zodiac]

the memories come crashing down

[brave stirrup]

Is this balasweeper?

[lost vault]

roblox sux

[fringe crest]

atleast i made the balatrodle in 2

[pale wolf]

balatro minesweeper mod

[lost vault]

they have some good games but corporation bad ceo bad

[fringe crest]

ok ima go to my next period

[serene forge]

[tight pike]

Tbh yeah most of the games suck

Pressure is fucking epic though

[lost vault]

truth nuke

cant wait for revamp

[tight pike]

Same

[slow iris]

trash corp trash platform

[tight pike]

Beat the game 3 times I believe

[lost vault]

what

uve beat the game 3 times?

[tight pike]

Pressure, yes

[lost vault]

noob hehehe

i have like 10+

[tight pike]

I have like 50 runs

[lost vault]

including the lockerless badge

man was that a fun time

[tight pike]

Mostly I just let myself get killed if I don't see parkour

[lost vault]

lame

[tight pike]

Parkour's my favorite

[lost vault]

searchlights is epic and abomination is fun as hell

you missing out

[tight pike]

I play those as well

[nova mantle]

burger and marble joker gold sticker!!

[tight pike]

But I hate Abomination cuz the only times I died to it was due to a bug

[lost vault]

what bug

[tight pike]

Just dying after the minigame ends

[lost vault]

whut

[tight pike]

Regardless of hp

[glad sequoia]

That's a cool build

[lost vault]

thats probably not a thing anymore

[tight pike]

I have had that happen with parkour too, but just when the gate opened

[lost vault]

the only problem i’ve had with firewall is in endless when it literally just. didnt even spawn

[nova mantle]

marble worked wonders for getting drivers license online, it was already active at ante 4 lmao

[lost vault]

and rhen they removed grand encounters from endless

[tight pike]

I need to play endless

[lost vault]

and i never played it again

[tight pike]

WHY!?

[lost vault]

cuz thats boring

[lost vault]

bugs

[nova mantle]

and rtb is just a free win on abandoned

[tight pike]

I assuma doors does have grand encounters, if they can do it, the pressure devs surely should be able to

[lost vault]

doors doesnt have an endless

and pressure does have grand encounters just not in endless

thats what flamewall is

the “parkour”

[tight pike]

They don't? Man that sucks

[lost vault]

meh

its fine

doors is good

i like the modifiers

[tight pike]

I just want the april fools mode to be back

I love the holy hand grenade

[lost vault]

which?

you can still play it brah

😭

[tight pike]

It's there?

[lost vault]

just go into the modifier menu and choose “SUPER HARD MODE!!!!”

[tight pike]

Oh cool

[lost vault]

you cant get the survival the jeff the killer achievement anymore but u can still play it

[tight pike]

When playing pressure I am happy

Unless it's underwater rooms

[lost vault]

i like inderwater rooms

cuz im freaky

the dredge rooms make me nervous tho

[tight pike]

Which ones are that again?

I have yet to find the gambling room

[lost vault]

the ones with the gross slug dude

[brave stirrup]

Ok guys

I'm genuinely an idiot

Which direction does the death go in 😅

[dreamy creek]

Yippie I have succesfully obtained completionist

[tight pike]

Sebastian?

Oh

Wtf are those

Never had that room before

[lone quartz]

what should i toss for brainstorm here

[nocturne frost]

Sometimes the game just decides to give you the win

[tight pike]

Chad

[nocturne frost]

Bloodstone

[tight pike]

Remove chad

[lone quartz]

surely bloodstone doesn't screw me over

[nocturne frost]

Chad is probably the worst card to remove

[brave stirrup]

Bro tryn get you fried

😭

[tight pike]

Remove chad, if you put brainstorm to have effect on dusk you'll get more mult

[wary flicker]

no remove dusk ??

[obsidian patrol]

bloodstone is garbage without oops

[wary flicker]

eh

[lone quartz]

i mean like i don't think i lose this either way this is ante 5

[wary flicker]

lol

[wanton breach]

They relying on that

[barren wigeon]

that just isnt fucking true

[obsidian patrol]

fuck math i just say shit

and hope im right

[brave stirrup]

Beautiful bait

[nocturne frost]

If you want to bloodstone then remove photo, if you want to win remove bloodstone

[stiff ore]

Hopefully this will be a fun run

[tight pike]

What? Always assume you are the luckiest

[wary flicker]

wallstreet build

[thorny axle]

seed money boutta do WORK

[stiff ore]

I'm just glad I managed to get Ankh early enough to double it for econ

[brave stirrup]

Always assume the opposite 😭

[wanton breach]

Brainrot and bluepint copying chad/dusk is good

[tiny jetty]

first time getting this combo and god damn its as good as they say

[tight pike]

Nah nah that's just bad gambler mentality

[barren wigeon]

hop that ass on minecraft

the tro aint for you

[brave stirrup]

Go ahead and play real poker then son

Let's see how much we win

[obsidian patrol]

good thing balatro isnt about gambling

[thorny axle]

wheel of fortune:

[brave stirrup]

This ain't the whole game

[wanton breach]

Wheel of scam

[thorny axle]

im telling you

[tight pike]

Wheel Of " Too Bad"

[obsidian patrol]

sorry i forgot wheel of fortune is the entire game

[thorny axle]

wheel of fortune is rigged

[obsidian patrol]

and if you dont land it your run is dead

[brave stirrup]

Wheel of

[thorny axle]

glass cards and wheel of fortunes are both 1 in 4s

[barren wigeon]

Too bad?

[lone quartz]

just got 0 hits on bloodstone is this peak

[barren wigeon]

yeah hop that ass on fortnite

[wanton breach]

Wheel of fortune is bad, you can't ecto your joker if you hit the wheel

[thorny axle]

but glass cards break more often then wheel of fortune hits

[obsidian patrol]

yall are too endless pilled bruh

[barren wigeon]

yes because the plan is always to ECTO THE FUCKING JOKER

[obsidian patrol]

foil, holo and poly are gonna be way better than 1 joker being NOT ECTOABLE

[wanton breach]

It's a tradition

[obsidian patrol]

THAT SHIT IS ONLY IN CONSIDERITON IN LONG ENDLESS RUNS

[thorny axle]

the endless pill is wild

[tight pike]

For me
Wheel Of Fortune: 1/40 chance to work
Glass: 1/40 chance to break

[thorny axle]

i'll fucking say it
shoot the moon is better than baron for the first 4 antes

[barren wigeon]

endless has ruined people

[barren wigeon]

the first 8 antes

[obsidian patrol]

it is better baron than better all 8 antes

[thorny axle]

mime is niche at best

[obsidian patrol]

no gold cards are fantastic

[wanton breach]

That's what it's intended for

[barren wigeon]

gold cards, steel cards, blue seals

[thorny axle]

point is mime isnt a autobuy

its good but its not THAT good

[obsidian patrol]

if i got a single gold card it is

[barren wigeon]

no shit

[thorny axle]

blueprint and brainstorm are just fucking busted theres no doubt about that

[barren wigeon]

"busted" and theyre rare 10 dollar jokers

[thorny axle]

SHOWMAN. IS. DOGSHIT.

[barren wigeon]

that are only as good as your best joker

[obsidian patrol]

only as good as whatever other jokers you have

[thorny axle]

i cant comment on trib since ive never used it

[barren wigeon]

they're REALLY good, they are not busted

[brave stirrup]

Hanging Chad is the most busted one.

[barren wigeon]

busted is rebate

[thorny axle]

because the SOUL thinks its very funny to give me everyone but triboluet

[barren wigeon]

mmmmmaybeyeahmaybe

[thorny axle]

or however you spell it idk

[wanton breach]

Trib is more forgiving Idol

[barren wigeon]

chad is really good and probably needs a nerf

[obsidian patrol]

wow my name is so cool now

[barren wigeon]

just put C+ and how many gold stickers you have

[obsidian patrol]

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

no

[wanton breach]

You only need to make more kings and queens and not care about the suit

[barren wigeon]

fair enough

trib is mid as hell man

easily the worst legendary joker

[tiny jetty]

the suit u mean

[thorny axle]

i put gold stake in my name

[tiny jetty]

👀

[brave stirrup]

Low-key wats the worst joker in the game 🤔

[thorny axle]

because i cant be fucking bothers to unlock stuntman

or trib

[barren wigeon]

showman, idol, baron

between the 3 probably

[thorny axle]

or whatever the "win in 12 rounds" one

[thorny axle]

showman

[barren wigeon]

andy

[brave stirrup]

Baron is NOT that bad man

[floral mural]

andy isnt bad

[nova mantle]

showman because it actively makes the shop worse

[floral mural]

its niche

[barren wigeon]

baron is pretty ass

[eternal pumice]

[floral mural]

thats all

[thorny axle]

i could make a argument for baron, it effectively makes all your kinds steel, which is pretty nice

[barren wigeon]

oh yeah I know

[barren wigeon]

its the win in 12 rounds one though

[nova mantle]

idol and baron dont really affect you unlike showman

[lone quartz]

wtf is this

[wanton breach]

Baron isn't good without mime

[thorny axle]

idol is dogshit but worst case scenario its a dead pick

[floral mural]

so an unavoidable boss weakness deckfixing requirement hand level requirement is a good joker?

[thorny axle]

showman actively makes your shop worse

[floral mural]

i dont believe you

[barren wigeon]

top tier only complaint is AJ

[obsidian patrol]

yeah

[eternal pumice]

why im I not in s+ tier:(

[wary flicker]

flashcard S
?

[obsidian patrol]

probably should move it down

[barren wigeon]

I feel like AJ should be lower due to the complete randomness

[thorny axle]

scholar is good trust me

[rancid niche]

Yay just got C+

[brave stirrup]

There have gotta be worse ones

[lone quartz]

red card s+? 😭

[floral mural]

showman is tbe worst for being actively detrimental

[thorny axle]

also parelodia is NOT weaker than showman im sorry

[barren wigeon]

yes

absolutely

[obsidian patrol]

very easily

[barren wigeon]

completely valid

[floral mural]

yeah like idol bloodstone and showman

[lone quartz]

what stage of the game is this tier list for

[rancid niche]

Top tier

[heady narwhal]

redcard is incredible

[wanton breach]

Supernova

[obsidian patrol]

ante 8 gold stake

[barren wigeon]

gold stake

[thorny axle]

welp i can no longer comment on this

[lone quartz]

ah

[rancid niche]

Question is, Red card vs Spare Trousers?

[obsidian patrol]

its a fine scaler of plus mult

[pale wolf]

ante 8 gold stake is the default

[pale wolf]

trousers is better by a little bit

[barren wigeon]

what the fuck are you talking about

[thorny axle]

spare trousers in my opinion

[heady narwhal]

underrating hrt and flower pot and loyalty imo

[thorny axle]

it scales faster and doesn't require you break the bank

[wary flicker]

not fine its meh

[barren wigeon]

trousers and red card are the 2 highest scaling +mult jokers

[obsidian patrol]

they have their niches but i havent been able to use them

[heady narwhal]

it's literally the best +mult scaler

[pale wolf]

they were talking about flash card

[rancid niche]

Lemme go do my version of the tier list

[barren wigeon]

flash card? no

[heady narwhal]

ah

[heady narwhal]

it's a pretty bad +mult scaler

[thorny axle]

red card isn't bad but its also not good

[obsidian patrol]

yeah

ill knock it down a peg

[pale wolf]

extremely bad take

[barren wigeon]

this is my old tier list but im gonna remake it

[heady narwhal]

redcard is the best one i think

[obsidian patrol]

white stake type take

[barren wigeon]

+6 mult a round

"not good"

ok

[pale wolf]

It's the sort of take that makes nobody take you seriously

[heady narwhal]

it's +4 per round for free

[stiff ore]

Do you think it's too late

[barren wigeon]

6

and it isnt free

[heady narwhal]

grimbo and rtb i usually only manage +2-3 in the lategame

[late kelp]

are there any easy starts to reliably beat gold stake, anaplyph deck? im trying to get gold stickers

[thorny axle]

nope

[obsidian patrol]

just focus on the deck you're best at

[lost vault]

what no hes not gross hes hot

[stiff ore]

I suppose I should show my deck as well

[heady narwhal]

let's not pretend every booster pack is worse than +3 mult

[late kelp]

i was told anaglyph was best for stickers

[thorny axle]

true

you're not skipping every single pack

[barren wigeon]

ok then where'd 4 mult come from

[heady narwhal]

i take basically every pack with or without redcard

[pale wolf]

???

[obsidian patrol]

not really

[pale wolf]

aggregate

[barren wigeon]

wouldn't it be like 4.5

[pale wolf]

on average

[barren wigeon]

the median of the two

[thorny axle]

also isnt it funny how we have 2 jokers that are have card in their name and scale +mult when you do a certain action in the shop that requires a investment of $

[heady narwhal]

about 2/3 of packs are worse than +3 mult

[pale wolf]

why would it be 50/50

[barren wigeon]

so it'd be closer to 5?

this is too much math

[heady narwhal]

no?

what's 2/3 of +6

[obsidian patrol]

you really start appreceating this game when you realize most plus mult scalers will be giving you on average +4 mult per round

[wanton breach]

21

[barren wigeon]

too much fucking thinking

my brain hurts

[tiny jetty]

the answer is 4

[heady narwhal]

the answer is 4

hence +4 free mult per round

[lost vault]

4

[thorny axle]

its not free tho

[tight pike]

I don't swing that way, I might have John Constantine as my pfp but that doesn't mean I'm attracted to underwater creatures

[wary flicker]

me when basic math

[obsidian patrol]

not a single plus multer is free

[heady narwhal]

i'm taking pretty much every pack every round

[heady narwhal]

with or without redcard

[lost vault]

im just a freak :p

[heady narwhal]

so i spend about $0 of extra money when i have redcard

[rugged bloom]

insane draw

[tight pike]

I don't think anyone is a freak considering it's always a case of preference

[lost vault]

i take pride in my freakiness

this is DEFINITELY appropriate for this channel

[obsidian patrol]

i understand splash now

i see the light

i see the vision

[austere dune]

Why aren’t there potato chips

[lost vault]

he’s ass

[austere dune]

Tf

[wanton breach]

Best joker in game

[lost vault]

light ate it

[tight pike]

Splash is water, not light

[austere dune]

There’s so many pubs

[barren wigeon]

im remaking my tro tier list

[tight pike]

Thought that was clear

[obsidian patrol]

please use correct terminology
we dont use "its ass" we say "it has its niche"

[wanton breach]

I love splash, i wanna marry it and have a kid with it

[proven current]

whats the best of the base 5 decks for a begginner? ive been using blue

[lost vault]

we? who’s we? there is no “we”

[obsidian patrol]

as in

[tight pike]

Let me check

[obsidian patrol]

the balatro discord

WE

yes all of us

[austere dune]

we

Us?

Weuss?

[obsidian patrol]

wee joker

[austere dune]

Seuss?

[tight pike]

Imo the green deck

[tiny jetty]

yellow mayb

[obsidian patrol]

like the best chips in the game

[austere dune]

Dr Seuss?

[lost vault]

i call jokers ass if they are “niche”

like showman

[austere dune]

Red caboose?

Mother goose?

[heady narwhal]

showman is not "niche" because it's never useful

[obsidian patrol]

showman is another level of niche than splash

splash can be

good

[wanton breach]

How can splash be niche?

[lost vault]

truth

[heady narwhal]

splash is "niche" because it can be useful

[proven current]

ill do afew runs with it then switch to yellow cuz of what @tiny jetty said

[obsidian patrol]

sometimes

[lost vault]

spalsh is great with flower pot

[austere dune]

But nothing happened!

[tight pike]

Alright

[lost vault]

crazy how ass + ass = good synergy???

[tiny jetty]

sure

both decks r fun

[austere dune]

No they don’t even need to score

Or wait

[lost vault]

yes they do

[tight pike]

But if you keep pouring water on a rock, time after time after time, nothing happens

[austere dune]

“Hand” is gauge

[lost vault]

read the joker

[wanton breach]

Negative + negative = positive

[austere dune]

Erosion

Dumbass

[tardy spade]

Delayed Gratification rework: Earn $2 when hand is played if no discards have been used this round

[austere dune]

You never heard of erosion?

Get a load of this guy

[tardy spade]

It's not really delayed anymore but I prefer it

[tight pike]

I have, i have sadly had geology classes

[lost vault]

wrong negative + negative = 2negative

[heady narwhal]

• conditional +20~30 chips early
• gold seal and lucky card value
• reset your bus
• works nicely with a few conditional jokers

[tight pike]

Fucking hated that shit

[safe moat]

Hey yall I already posted it earlier but do you wanna see what I did in Ap chem

[lost vault]

the equation is negative * negative = positive

[unborn cliff]

photochad

[lost vault]

clearly bakatro players dont know math

[lost vault]

chad is good

[unborn cliff]

chad is literally 20 chips by itself

[austere dune]

Well ur
Probably uh
Not Rocks for brains if u don’t

[tardy spade]

Reminds me of a bus-splash run I had once

[obsidian patrol]

"chad" and "ass"

okay

[unborn cliff]

chad is jack of all trades

[wanton breach]

Correction: negative + negative = -3 hand size

[thorny axle]

rtb + parelodia

[unborn cliff]

when it has nothing its just 20 chips

[calm furnace]

splash is nice for vampire

other than that dunno

[lost vault]

true…!

[barren wigeon]

please dont tell me youre gonna attempt to make the argument that chad is bad

[austere dune]

I’m messing sorry I was mean

[thorny axle]

everwhere i go is balatro yuri

[tight pike]

Fibonacci

[safe moat]

Splash is a good card who said splash was bad?

[obsidian patrol]

good thing we dont use jokers in a vaccum!

[thorny axle]

keep it up 👍

[unborn cliff]

campfire + obelisk 😂✌️

[austere dune]

Check the profile too

[opal delta]

I play two pairs when I get vampire

[austere dune]

OBELISK IS ASS

[lost vault]

they synergize?

[safe moat]

You’re just wrong

[austere dune]

STOP PRETENDING IT ISNT

[thorny axle]

holy bait

[calm furnace]

opinions should be illegal

[barren wigeon]

not falling for it

[opal delta]

I hate bloodstone

[tight pike]

Well that's the specific tag that comes along this community
With Ultrakill it's having a thing for Gabriel

[heady narwhal]

there's no need to pretend

[austere dune]

WHO ACTUALLY USES IT

and has FUN

[barren wigeon]

me

[lost vault]

translation: “i dont know how to utilize obelisk properly”

[unborn cliff]

silence chud

[barren wigeon]

me pt 2, electric boogaloo

[wanton breach]

Did they kiss? 🥀

[austere dune]

you have to immediately give up all fun of the run to completely dedicate to it

It’s

[thorny axle]

its not that hard

spam a bunch of pairs

then go nuts

[austere dune]

B O R I N G

[unborn cliff]

"i keep not playing towards obelisk and take it when it isnt helpful to me because my flat mult is supernova so its bad"

[lost vault]

and yet so many balatro players dont know how to use it

[unborn cliff]

winning is fun

and obelisk is winning

[tiny jetty]

if i have 2 hands tied for most played obelisk resets if i play one of them right?

[safe moat]

Obelisk is a fun joker to pivot with

[austere dune]

WINNING IS FUN

[lost vault]

yes.

[austere dune]

BUT ITS STRESSFUL

[thorny axle]

question

[lost vault]

and obelisk is good for winning

[thorny axle]

if i have all my hands at say

[tiny jetty]

hm

[thorny axle]

5 hands played each

[stiff ore]

Welp that was fun

[thorny axle]

does my obelisk reset if i play any hand

[austere dune]

Then womp womp

[unborn cliff]

obelisk resets no matter what

[safe moat]

It resets no matter what

[tight pike]

Obelisk is not fun, let me spam flushes all game

[thorny axle]

damn

[obsidian patrol]

campfire is so nice and i think most people dont realize you dont have to feed it until you need it

[austere dune]

Let me see ur hands

[unborn cliff]

people only think campfire sucks because it resets

[austere dune]

I like jack, I recently realized it’s actually pretty useful

With

[wanton breach]

I need your seed

[austere dune]

The painted deck

[unborn cliff]

campfire is literally the easiest xmult joker in the game

[tight pike]

Yorrick?

[unborn cliff]

constellation simply mogs due to the fact that it doesnt reset

[stiff ore]

Campfire resetting at the beginning of every round is rough for me, I'm not sure exactly how to feed it without getting rid of all the good cards that I have

[tight pike]

Just discard shit

[unborn cliff]

buy and sell 1 card and you get mult

[austere dune]

They should add pregnant joker

[unborn cliff]

you have to discard a certain about for yorick

[opal delta]

my steam review said I had 900+ sessions of balatro this year

:p

[obsidian patrol]

You can feed it with tarots and planets, you can feed only as much as you need

[unborn cliff]

after 9 antes birth a jimbo with +0 mult, scales by +1 mult per ante

[obsidian patrol]

plus it gets a buff on gold stake with rentals

[austere dune]

After 12 antes, pregnant joke creates a a negative copy of a random joker

[tight pike]

A random joke?

[austere dune]

LMAO I REMEMBER THIS

[calm furnace]

campfire scales for free lmao

[barren wigeon]

okay, this is my new and improved tier list

I am fully ready to defend all my claims

[tight pike]

My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better
Negative
+1 Joke Slot

[unborn cliff]

didnt campfire get nerfed from 0.5x to 0.25x because of the addition of rentals

[austere dune]

Why is riff raff in run winning

[warped moth]

GG fourth page! I got faceless and splash in one run :D

[tiny jetty]

defend that riff raff then

[wanton breach]

After 9 antes, pregnant joker creates a wee joker

[lost vault]

can we kiss

[obsidian patrol]

0.5x is nuts without rentals lmao

[heady narwhal]

castle belongs with the other +chips jokers

[tight pike]

Cuz its great for early game

[austere dune]

It’s not run winning tho

[barren wigeon]

ngl I didnt even notice that, id put it in heat

[buoyant ridge]

was this a bad idea ?

[obsidian patrol]

Sell 2 planet cards and you get 1x mult

[heady narwhal]

also underrating glass joker i think

[unborn cliff]

?

[obsidian patrol]

Thats legendary tier

[austere dune]

What the fuck

[unborn cliff]

i have never lost an AJ run

[tiny jetty]

even eternal?

[barren wigeon]

dont use it too much personally

[austere dune]

Pro pc

[tiny jetty]

if its not i can understand

[tight pike]

I keep forgetting there's a german balatro dub

[austere dune]

Castle is ugly to look at

Disgusting

[obsidian patrol]

how life feels after i stopped playing flushes completely in this gMe

[winged vault]

how on gods earth am I going to beat x-ray

[barren wigeon]

I also didnt notice that, id put it one, maybe two tiers higher

[austere dune]

Fucking clashes with so bad

[unborn cliff]

perkeo in "pretty good" 😂✌️😂✌️😂✌️

[safe moat]

Riff raff sets up so many runs it’s actually hilarious

[austere dune]

Tarot into same

[barren wigeon]

uhh yeah

4 bucks a round OR cool jokers

count me in

[safe moat]

Nah

[winged vault]

that would be great if I got tarots lol

[wanton breach]

It's good with suit joker

[unborn cliff]

also why is shortcut in the highest tier

[austere dune]

Yeah ofc it helps set up, but it’s a smth different in that case

[tiny jetty]

i guess

[buoyant ridge]

i need truboulet to win on black deck gold stake

[warped moth]

Riff raff is easily the best thing you can find early on in a run

[barren wigeon]

makes a 5 card hand easy as fuck to play, and straights have amazing scaling and synergies

[obsidian patrol]

It gives you free commons that will NOT have any tags on them

[heady narwhal]

it scales about the same as the others i think

[austere dune]

Yeah 100%! but by nature it feels chesty to put it up there is all

[tight pike]

Put superposition in almost never

[barren wigeon]

15 per flush, yeah

[barren wigeon]

no

[austere dune]

Ah uh well

[heady narwhal]

white stake ass take

[barren wigeon]

sometimes

sometimes works

[austere dune]

That’s rascist

[unborn cliff]

deckfix

[austere dune]

Netflix?

[heady narwhal]

you can expect to draw and discard about 6 suited cards per round i think

[barren wigeon]

deckfixing for straights is weird to do, and shortcut makes it very simple

[unborn cliff]

hung men

[tight pike]

Sixth sense should be higher ngl

[buoyant ridge]

black deck is just pure rng on gold stake

[barren wigeon]

its still weird to do

[tight pike]

Deck Building + A Free Spectral Card

[barren wigeon]

didn't know that, pretty good scaling

[unborn cliff]

early game is luck only to find a joker that helps you score

after that you have to be good at the game to win

[barren wigeon]

I'd still keep it there personally, just due to my lack of using it, but it definitely could be higher

[austere dune]

How much higher?

[barren wigeon]

idk

higher

[warped moth]

Sorry, I misread your tone 😅
I do think it's helpful enough that it deserves to be recognised as a major run-winning factor and at least in an equal tier with Vagabond
Anddd I would put both that and Vagabond in A tier personally

[tiny jetty]

a tier

[warped moth]

Though tbf I don't like using Vagabond much

[austere dune]

Omg double entendre ty

[tiny jetty]

"gets it done" certainly describes it pretty well

[austere dune]

No I trying to time but that’s why I raked it in

[tiny jetty]

(i just won a run with it)

[austere dune]

I where everyone go

[warped moth]

My dislike for Vagabond scared them away

[austere dune]

AH!

YOU SCARED ME!

[warped moth]

Incredible timing 😭

[austere dune]

Ya that was the bit

[warped moth]

I can understand that you're not that lucky with Misprint lmao

[buoyant ridge]

is it normal to loose a lot on bvlack deck gold stake ante 1 and 2 ?

[warped moth]

Yes

[calm furnace]

love +0 mult

[warped moth]

Black deck is an early game killer

[calm furnace]

black deck is the true hard mode in the game

[wanton breach]

Burnt joker my love

[pliant jewel]

square in ass is crazy

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[serene forge]

did you make this

[calm furnace]

yes

[serene forge]

grrrr

[opal delta]

I hate bloodstone

[calm furnace]

i should have put bloodstone in its own tier

[warped moth]

13 cards left until I get my second C++ :D

[serene forge]

no its not that

why is square so low

[calm furnace]

one mercury card is worth 3 hands wasted to scale square

3 hands wasted to scale square buys one mercury card

[pliant jewel]

3 hands is 3 dollars
you would pay 3 dollars for a mercury

you would pay more than 3 dollars for a mercury

[rugged bloom]

A man walks into a casino. He carries his own deck of cards. 100 steel plated king of hearts, stamped with red wax. Alongside him 3 Frenchmen follow, carrying 3 blueprints. 2 barons follow them, carrying 2 bad childish drawing. Finally... an alcoholic man with dwarfism follows, carrying 300 copies of Pluto made entirely out of dark matter. The man plays a single card. He scores more chips than there are atoms in the observable universe. A crowd forms, watching in awe. The dealer gives him his payout. 13 dollars. The crowd bursts out into laughter, at this man's measly payout. Someone sends him a video saying "ROFL, is this you?" He looks down at his phone and then back up. He says quietly to himself "ROFL. I like that name."

[calm furnace]

i had a couple runs with square lately and noticed it almost never adds anything to my score

[tiny jetty]

so few tiers 😭

[safe moat]

Man why do I have 97 hands

[calm furnace]

by the time square is like 100 chips, my mercury is already 200 chips

whats the point

[safe moat]

That’s because you don’t know how to use it

[wanton breach]

Ts Peak 🥀😭

[safe moat]

It’s great for keeping a run online

[pliant jewel]

why are you getting square in ante 5

[serene forge]

but the chips go to the joker not the planet

and there's no guarantee you find planets

[pliant jewel]

that too

[serene forge]

mercuries aren't useful with obelisk

square is

[safe moat]

The telescope in question

[calm furnace]

ghost deck privilage means i almost always get planet cards god bless

[pliant jewel]

mercury enjoyers when the flint and the eye shows up

[safe moat]

The don’t do nothing

[calm furnace]

i just put square in "ass" out of spite, same with dna baron and misprint

[hexed estuary]

i typically would go for the guaranteed scaling rather than the potential scaling. obviously telescope changes things but without it i'd lean towards boosting squoker

[winged vault]

do I greed it chat?

[calm furnace]

the game only has 3 bad jokers

[unborn cliff]

its a perkeo trust me

[calm furnace]

seance, boots and 8ball

[hexed estuary]

sell cert?

[unborn cliff]

obelisk, campfire, castle 💯

[winged vault]

I mean, I don't have anything to loose

[minor portal]

obelisk and campfire? tragic.

[unborn cliff]

i know man

[winged vault]

well

[pliant jewel]

okay showman, idol and baron don't really do anything in the context of ante 8 gold stake runs either

[unborn cliff]

it really is tragic that they're in the game

[hexed estuary]

campfire has saved my ass so many times in like ante 7

[unborn cliff]

did i say castle i meant red card sorry

[winged vault]

anti-synergy at its finest lol

[calm furnace]

i only lost one run in my life with campfire and that was because i couldnt afford to scale both rental dagger and rental campfire at the same time

[hexed estuary]

there are a lot of jokers that are basically never-pick on gold stake because they're too risky

[calm furnace]

i had baron save some gold runs not gonna lie

[serene forge]

you don't just get telescope every game

unless you only play nebula deck in which case i feel sorry for you

[pliant jewel]

not that many
some are dubious, yes, but sometimes you have to use them

[pale wolf]

holy fucking shit

I just discovered something HUGE

[serene forge]

hell ive taken square in ante 5 before just for obelisk

because i needed chips badly

[hexed estuary]

pretty much every joker in the game has moments where it's optimal to buy it, that doesn't make them "good" though. baron is pretty ass on gold stake ante 8

[pale wolf]

chicot being luchador isnt just headcanon
IT'S FACT.

[serene forge]

8ball lmfao

[safe moat]

If I play only nebula deck and I’m not losing miserably there’s something very right with what I’m doing

[serene forge]

boots isn't even the worst its just weak

[hexed estuary]

keyword basically. everything is contextual but some things are more contextual than others

[pliant jewel]

so i can get luchador from the soul now

[safe moat]

Boots could use a buff

[wary flicker]

another gold stake win!

im improving

[safe moat]

Chicots hobby

[pliant jewel]

hi improving

[wary flicker]

ofc its photochad lol

[distant vault]

Chicot worse than luchador cause you can get it from Soul

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[calm furnace]

chicot is best joker in the game

[distant vault]

And I don't want chicot from soul

[pale wolf]

wait I'm dumb

[pliant jewel]

i love Rough Gem

[calm furnace]

people just hate chicot because hes handsome

[safe moat]

Chicot is probably the best soul you card you’d want

[obsidian lotus]

Am I stucj?

[serene forge]

same

[hexed estuary]

chicot is one of the best gold stake legendaries for sure

[wary flicker]

its prolly the least situational

[minor portal]

chicot is gas I don't understand why so many people hate it

[distant vault]

I'd rather have canio or yorick

[serene forge]

punished for using throwback

[calm furnace]

jealousy

[winged vault]

I'm finally going to beat this shit challenge lol

[safe moat]

Perkeo is probably my second pick after Yorick

[obsidian lotus]

why lol

[serene forge]

people don't value consistency because they only win with highrolls

and chicot doesn't directly give points so people think its weak

[distant vault]

I love perkeo too. The 2 i dislike getting are trib and chicot.

[winged vault]

well

[safe moat]

Trib is goated wtf?

[winged vault]

the temptation is speak to me

[distant vault]

Not on gold stake for me

[hexed estuary]

canio has a stupid high ceiling but requires a money investment, yorick and perkeo require a time investment, and trib is only good if you're already doing face card triggers or have a bunch of planets. chicot always works immediately which makes him a very safe and consistent keep for gold stake. he's obviously the worst for high score runs though.

[serene forge]

I don't hate trib but definitely my least favorite

[pliant jewel]

trib is okay but a lot of the time it doesn't fit with your build on gold stake

[serene forge]

the nefarious double chicot vs manacle

[lost vault]

chicot is genuinely the second best legendary for high score runs

[serene forge]

trib would be better if you got to choose when you pick him up

but you don't

[distant vault]

Not with pairs either. Which is why I also dislike chicot. I don't need help against bosses when playing pairs

[calm furnace]

trib is good unless you on abandoned

[hexed estuary]

alright maybe i'm wrong about chicot and high score runs, i don't play high score runs so i dont really know

[serene forge]

eye:

[lost vault]

needle

[serene forge]

needle:

[pale wolf]

it's trib

[serene forge]

violet vessel:

[fossil rover]

im gonna jump out a window

[lost vault]

why

[safe moat]

What did you get wrong about high score runs it’s just naneinf

Pretty easy

[distant vault]

VV maybe but I just use glass.

[lost vault]

you got chad, thats the better part of the combo anyway

[lost vault]

and what if you dont have glass

[fossil rover]

whag do i take

[safe moat]

You suck

[fossil rover]

aight

[lost vault]

chad

[lost vault]

i sure do :3

[pliant jewel]

if you're playing pairs then your scoring should be enough to beat the blind scaling

[winged vault]

fuck this game

[hexed estuary]

a lot of the ante 8 bosses can still mess you up on a pair run, as can the one that sets your money to $0 on most played hand, etc.

[distant vault]

So chicot is good only if I don't have glass? Pretty weak sell

[safe moat]

Nah trib is stronger with higher numbers

[lost vault]

strawman

[hexed estuary]

your case works against all the other legendaries as well though

[lost vault]

im not arguing with you again

[distant vault]

OK what's your argument

[calm furnace]

i mean trib can work with pairs, its decent. of course with trib you want flush 5

[lost vault]

i dont really care enough to provide one

[distant vault]

Good

[lost vault]

dislike chicot if you want

not my problem

[distant vault]

Thanks for the permission

[calm furnace]

some people hate winning let them be

real ones know chicot the goat

[lost vault]

i am letting him be

[buoyant ridge]

green joker on black deck is terrible

[distant vault]

Chicot doo doo

[serene forge]

"if you like pancakes you must hate waffles" ass comment

[calm furnace]

everything is terrible on black deck except maybe riff raff

[safe moat]

Yeah trib better with higher numbers

[lost vault]

hes still decent probably

[pliant jewel]

correction: black deck is terrible

[hexed estuary]

i think this channel struggles sometimes with the fact that people are playing at a bunch of different levels/doing a bunch of different things

[distant vault]

Sells for $10 tho 🔥

[minor portal]

Canio sells for $10 too.

[serene forge]

gift card

stencil

[lost vault]

one time i sold a holo trib for like 12 dollars and died because i needed the holo

qeq

[safe moat]

Bungler

[lost vault]

qwq

[hexed estuary]

things to do with black deck:

1. leave

[sand turtle]

black deck is fine its just somewhat difficult in higher stakes

[lost vault]

abandoned deck

[terse dock]

i wish i had a little ceaser's sausage pizza rn

[lost vault]

meow

[minor portal]

why a sausage pizza

[safe moat]

Ew

[sand turtle]

pretty much every deck has jokers that become bad within the bounds of the deck

[terse dock]

mrrp :3

[lost vault]

:3

[terse dock]

male

[minor portal]

Is it crazy to say that sausage pizza is more radicalizing than pineapple pizza

[pliant jewel]

yellow

[hexed estuary]

it's the hardest deck to gold stake but yeah it's not insanely difficult to do if you put in the effort. very very hard to beat consistently

[safe moat]

Very

[sand turtle]

vagabond 🔥

[lost vault]

well objectively false but i do agree that pineapple is overhated

[pliant jewel]

ok but like just spend the money

[minor portal]

I'm just saying, I've met more people who prefer pineapple pizza over sausage pizza.

[sand turtle]

still makes vagabond intrinsically "worse"

[safe moat]

Mushrooms

[calm furnace]

italian sausage on pizza goes hard

[sand turtle]

even if its an easy fix

[lost vault]

pineapple on pizza is fine lowk

[sand turtle]

but thats why I said "pretty much every deck"

[hexed estuary]

i really dont think that's true, people get really worked up over pineapple. even if it's more popular it's also more controversial. people who like sausage pizza dont typically get judged and told it's gross

[pliant jewel]

i don't hate pineapple pizza
i used to hate it but it's lowkey fire for me now

[terse dock]

yeah

[sand turtle]

for contingencies like yellow deck lol

[lost vault]

not my preference but it doesnt make me wanna puke

[calm furnace]

chicot on pizza would be so good

[lost vault]

some people treat pineapple pizza like its an affront to god which i dont get

[safe moat]

If you want your jokers to do less work play a risky flush five if you want the jokers to do all the work play pair

[hexed estuary]

chicot on me would be so good

[lost vault]

mmmmm men

[pliant jewel]

thats like saying blue deck makes dusk worse because you have to play more hands for it to activate

[lost vault]

relatable

[safe moat]

Dusk is kinda just bad though

[hexed estuary]

oh boy that's a take

[calm furnace]

its not bad its annoying to play

[dreamy creek]

AND I DID IT ON 1x SPEED

[sand turtle]

why are you so hellbent on trying to prove something wrong when I intentionally wrote it in a way that already acknowledges your points

[safe moat]

That’s a better representation of my feelings

[sand turtle]

pretty much every deck

[lost vault]

dusk fans when violet vessel

[sand turtle]

meaning there are exceptions but most have examples

[pliant jewel]

because I'm just silly like that

[hexed estuary]

this server has no nuance everyone just wants to one-up each other all the time

[sand turtle]

true

[lost vault]

wrong finisher i meant crimson heart

[minor portal]

War is Peace, remember?

[lost vault]

1987

[pliant jewel]

is that the bite of

[lost vault]

five night freddy

[safe moat]

I hate sour patch kids

[wary flicker]

campfire underrated design both art and the way it works god

[lost vault]

why

[safe moat]

They don’t feel good to eat

[lost vault]

the point of sour food

[calm furnace]

campfire the goat, losing with campfire is a choice

[wary flicker]

W

[minor portal]

you say that but highkey they're more abrasive than sour

[pliant jewel]

campfire is goated but it always show up when i don't need it

[fringe crest]

ok ima ask again for web browser sites for school🤑

[lost vault]

maybe..

im not wrong tho

[wary flicker]

yh you need good setup for campfire

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lost vault]

woaw

[safe moat]

You kinda are

[calm furnace]

not really you just need one empty joker slot

[pliant jewel]

I like Onyx Agate

[wary flicker]

since when? i never noticed

[lost vault]

bites you

[serene forge]

me too!!!

[calm furnace]

i won gold stake with supernova and campfire as my only jokers

[terse dock]

not really you just need tarot tycoon

[wary flicker]

and better econ

[lost vault]

i like ruff gem

more like tuff gem

[wary flicker]

I like dagger

[lost vault]

me too

[terse dock]

dagger deez nuts

[lost vault]

well if u say so

[terse dock]

OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[calm furnace]

the only campfire run i ever lost was because of dagger 😭

[wary flicker]

bruh

[minor portal]

go my planet tycoon

[wary flicker]

my first gold win was with dagger

[buoyant ridge]

i hate black deck

[safe moat]

Has anyone been incentivized to by illusion

[terse dock]

yeah

[buoyant ridge]

game is unbalanced af

[wary flicker]

only for collection

or maybe for hologram

[calm furnace]

its a very cheap joker to scale on gold stake. 1$ for +2 mult is a great value

[minor portal]

I have yet to find illusion

[safe moat]

I think it could use a buff of some sort

[wary flicker]

it is god

[buoyant ridge]

like all the bosses ruin the fun

[calm furnace]

whats illusion

[minor portal]

bad voucher

[buoyant ridge]

some seeds on black deck are unwinnable on gold stake

[calm furnace]

oh the cards one

[safe moat]

I disagree

[calm furnace]

its free scaling for hologram

[lost vault]

no thats magic trick

[safe moat]

I think it’s just not incentivized to be bought

[calm furnace]

is illusion the 2nd tier of magic trick?

[safe moat]

Maybe if there were seals

[lost vault]

illusion is the tier 2 for magic trick which is arguably a downgrade because it makes cards more expensive

[minor portal]

exactly

[calm furnace]

i only bought that to 100% the game

[lost vault]

(which is bad because magic trick’s only niche is cheap and easy cards for holo scaling)

[safe moat]

A deck that starts with with magic trick would be cool

[lost vault]

no.

[serene forge]

honestly props to this guy for not instantly writing a dissertation about how much they hate obelisk and that they think it sucks

[pale wolf]

imagine having to make 52x8x4x4 sprites for every unique playing card

[calm furnace]

bring back the deck that starts with stone cards

[minor portal]

the deck that actively hurts you

[safe moat]

I guess

Just needs more jokers to support it

[minor portal]

Needs a joker, if you find it

[calm furnace]

magic trick onlye value is for scaling hologram

[lost vault]

i dont think thats how thunk did it

[safe moat]

Maybe a reverse erosion that’s +1

[buoyant ridge]

is trousers and quadratic a good synergy ?

[pale wolf]

hes so talented

[calm furnace]

kinda blue joker

[safe moat]

Yes

[buoyant ridge]

dr spectred said its bad for some reason

[lost vault]

52 unique sprites for each rank and suit combo

[lost vault]

square doesnt even scale this hand vro

[safe moat]

Listen to the goat I said nothing

[heady narwhal]

why did they play the flush? would pair & highcard also reset?